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right now. There are one thousand
UFO sightings reported around the world every month.

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Ninety percent of these sightings can be
explained, but ten percent cannot.

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Officially and unofficially, the US military
has been investigating the UFOs since nineteen forty

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seven. Their top secret goal is
to mind out what's behind these unexplained sightings.

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The Pentagon classifies them as unusual airborne
anomalies, but a better term is

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X files. Join us now as
Mac one one and Commander Cobra explore these

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unsolved cases UFO incidents that baffle even
the US military. This is Mac Maloney's

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Military X files, and now here's
Mac Maloney. Well, good evening,

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everyone, and welcome to Ma Maloney's
mill Track's not show here on the Distant

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Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac
Maloney. Well, what a show we

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have for you tonight. But first
let me introduce the members of the plac

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Yes, girls, he's here two
weeks in a row. He's here two,

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he's here, two weeks in a
row. Here, two weeks in

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a row. I'm starting a new
record. Hello girls, Hello Mac.

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Well, I didn't introduce you anywhere, all right, he's uh, you

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get all your stuff, your cleanics, your wipes is squeegeye. He's here,

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one one, oh are here?
Okay, man, and I couldn't

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be happier. Really, Huh,
Why I think am I offering discounts on

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wipes and squeegees? They go,
I should brand my own? Uh if

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you think right? One? Right? Which wipes? So you are from

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them on? You have the brand
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The hamorrhoid ones. Flush them,
I'll flush them. I wouldn't use them

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in that area, really, okay, Good to know you can use them

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everywhere. They're like a miracle if
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as in the side. They are
handy. That's what they call me andy

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wipes there. Just don't flush them. Don't flush them, right, don't

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flush them right on the package.
So what do you do with them?

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I'm in a bag like the dumpster. Usable you throw them in the dumpster

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and you make sure you don't throw
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time, and go in after it
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the dumpster. And then the dumpster
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up in the compact. Did you
see that today? They just happened today.

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I mean I heard it on w
How do you get in there?

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How did she get in there?
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top. I think she was sleeping
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homeless. And then the trash camp
Trump company after a wallet. She said,

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I think she was homeless and sleeping. And then he picked up the

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thing and dumped it in and he
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truck that shows the stuff being dumped
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and he called the Jings in Massachusetts
Slchester Manchester history went viral. Yeah,

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why wouldn't it? So anyway,
we're talking to one one, Thank you

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one one for joining us. How
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fish and chips? It's been a
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lot. There's this placed near me
that the chips are fantastic. But yeah,

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the takeout place, right, Yeah, take out chips. They deep

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frying right there to order. They're
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Fantastic. They're better than any fish
and chip shop. I've ever been too

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deep fried French fries. I mean
they're thick. They tend to be thicker,

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okay, bigger. They're not like
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bigger. Yeah really, yeah,
that's it. Speaking quite hefty. And

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you know, if you're watching your
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You eat a couple. I'm going
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oh Cocoa night saving the world.
But speaking of hefty, NASA carsontent,

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switch play. Steve Ward is down
there in Hubcap, West Virginia.

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How you doing there, switchy,
switchy. It's great to be here,

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even though I'm not absolutely sure that
I am here right, you're here,

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but not here right? Like Einstein
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existential he's an exit whatever that word
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I went through nine years of college. It seems I don't know what the

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word extra existential? What does it
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think I thought it was about it. I didn't go to college, so

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I well see what we're reading.
That voice you hear is from the Latin

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meaning X yeah ex wife yep treatment, so it's out something. The voice

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you hear is uphoe mechanic a Vernaldo
stepping all of the club's intro. Sorry,

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I'm sorry. Okay, club,
mad at you? You can't get

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to take the kid out of the
country, you know, uh, Switchy?

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Everything okay with you? We asked
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Okay, all right, you have
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later on. Yes, I did
something that's going to fascinate us. Well

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it'll be much better than say a
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but maybe not as good as uh
sure chicken fried steak or whatever. Okay,

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somewhere in the middle. Also with
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club, do you see how you
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on. You know, you know
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go take a shot at me once
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if you guys want to I'm doing
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Okay, you know, I thought
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but just this mudge of my screen. Whoa fancy stuff tribe the re at

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some of the key members here a
few weeks ago. We're hoping that,

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you know, he's taking his laxative
tonight and get everything squaied away. But

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Coote from Mantini yep. Okay,
yeah, we to us too. We

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feel that way too. He looks
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Yeah, there's something there. I
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lurking behind there. That something he's
going to tell us. What's up?

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I mean, that's just my my
guess somethings. H Anyway, let's change

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the subject. Go up to our
favorite good witch up there and sidewais and

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eye. Raven is with us.
Raven, how are you, honey?

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Raven? Hello, my friends,
thank you so much for having me.

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It's great to be here. I
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until, just in case anyone was
wondering, and it is per the Google

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Machine, relating to existence, which
is why the phrase existential dread is often

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in my vocabulary. But doesn't everything
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now we're getting philosophical. Really need
reefer for that. I skipped that class

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too. Yeah, I'll tell you
once when I was in film school.

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Once film school. I went to
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film as my final project, you
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student film. It's it's so f
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was really good. Yeah, And
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and the and the teacher's looking.
They go, wow, mister very existential.

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And I go and they give me
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just like okay, yeah, we'll
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good. What it was is this
guy like walking. It's just this guy

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walking and he's at the time at
the time in Danvers, Massachusetts, Route

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ninety five. They remember they built
it in the wrong place and it was

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empty for years, right, so
you could walk right down the highway and

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it looked weird. She's walking and
then he goes to the Plumb Island basin

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and what happens is the tide goes
in and out of there, so quickly

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we did the time laps. He
gets at a boat, but the tide

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goes up before he can stop rowing. That was it, and that was

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exit existential And I got your teacher
smoking reefer. Of course I know.

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I didn't even think too when when
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yes, Raven was here. Let
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Raven was here this weekend. Her
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at the David Galley at noon on
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had fun, you know, good
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or less and right, Raven,
Yeah, it was fun, such a

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good time. You finally got to
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and drove down a New Grapeport.
Now tell him what you did. Yeah.

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So we ended up coming Friday night, left U Sideways, New York

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for uh Smith for a concert.
We saw a jazz musician at There's a

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really great restaurant and jazz club,
and we were just like hanging out whatever.

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Like Saturday morning, we went up
to Maine. Like the beach up

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there, and beaches in the winter
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the winter so much. Got breakfast
up there, and yeah, and then

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we met up with Mac and Lois
and al and yeah. We had some

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drinks and I had a nice cup
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the Mysterious Agg's father, which is
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day, and got some of the
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It turned out to be really good. You know, it's a nice

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day here. It goes out.
I messed up. I could have brought

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you something in a bag, you
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even dawned on me. You didn't
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it some Oh well, I took
care of that. Al Is, Okay,

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I think I got something because I
could have. I never even thought

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of it. But I think it
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Oh I a book and some coasters
and catch up Valley. The box was

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full of coasters and ketchup. Yeah, okay, it was very fun.

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I wish I could have spent a
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maybe in the fall, because I
really love to go up there in the

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fall. And then the names of
New England, the Northern New England East

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Coast, I think the northern New
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Massachusetts, I think is marvelous.
This is the most beautiful area. There's

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only eleven miles of the of New
Hampshire coast, if you can believe it,

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but it's like about eleven thousand miles
of Maine coast. Yeah. You

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go up the coast of Maine and
it's like you come upon all these little

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towns and villages like in Murdishry Road
or whatever. But there's like a hundred

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there's hundreds of them, you know, and all these like little hobbies and

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stuff, and it's amazing. Really
up up there is really amazing, you

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know. So anyway, so tonight
what we're going to do is we're going

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to have our good friends on Kim
and Sarah Shay are going to be calling

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in from Edmonton, Canada, and
they're going to be talking to us about

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the five weirdest stories on YouTube in
the past month. Kim sends me these

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stories that are like crazy, Yeah, we have points have taken off and

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they win five years later and no
one knows why, and really nutty stuff

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like that. He's gonna be telling
us about that kind of stuff. He

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and Sarah, and then at seven
o'clock, our good friend Stephanie McNew is

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going to be us and she's the
person who is in judge of the highly

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Spirited podcast and what she does.
And I couldn't get a hold of her

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today, but last time she was
on, she suggested a cocktail and we

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made it right here in the studio
and got stop out the cops on the

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way back to Newyport. But so
she has a drink for every occasion,

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having to do it. Ghess,
all right, So she's going to be

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joining us, and who knows what
else. So why don't we do this?

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Why don't we take a commercial right
now? And we'll be right back

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after this. You're listening to Macloney's
Milk Truk Saw Show here on the Distant

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Thunder Radio Network. Please stay tune. Hey Mac maloney fans, this is

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Pistol Pete and I'm sitting here with
the one and only Mac Maloney. Hi,

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Mac, Hi Pee. Now,
Mac, you've got a new book

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out called How to Dump a Body
at Sea and Not Get Caught that you

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wrote with our pal, famous crime
novelist Mark Zappula. This whole thing come

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about well, Mark, and I
have this mutual friend that we would go

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out having beers with every once in
a while, and he had the same

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twenty stories that he would tell us
kind of over and over again. And

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at some point I said, you
know, we should write these down,

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and we did and it turned into
a book. It's such a crazy title.

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How'd you come up with it?
Well, kind of the same thing

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we're in about talking to this friend
of oz one night and he just said,

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you know how to get rid of
a body sea? And I can

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taught And of course we didn't know, and so he told us. And

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the secret is in the book.
But I can say that it involves a

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lot of chainling fence and some crabs. Now, Mac, you gave me

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an advanced copy of the book,
and like I said before, it's one

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of the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos if

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the Sopranos had a laugh track.
Thanks Peter. But it also gives you

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instructions on how to do some pretty
shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal.

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Well, yeah, the book is
about the true life adventures of a druveniut

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Delinklent growing up in Boston in the
late nineteen eighties, so you get a

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lot of the inside stuff like the
best way to steal, the best way

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to burn a CAA, how to
make fake IDs, things like that.

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But in one chapter you actually tell
people how to turn an old, broken

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down Toyota into a brand new Rolls
Royce in five easy steps and it actually

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works. Yeah. I know it
sounds crazy. I didn't believe until I

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saw the proof, but yes,
it actually works. Now, one last

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question. There's a lot of laughs
in the book, but also a lot

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of pretty crazy stuff, legal and
illegal. Is it really all true?

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It's really all true, but on
the advice of publisher, they've asked us

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not the same thing beyond that for
legal reason. But yes, it is

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all true. Well thanks Mac.
That's how to dump a body at sea

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and not get caught, The Al
Ferrari story by Mac and crime writer Mark

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Zippula. Get it today on Amazon. Welcome back, and we went to

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Macloney's military show Here in the Distance
on net Radio Network. This is Mac

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Maloney. What has showing me up
for you tonight? Very quickly, let

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me introduce you to the members of
the Plase Girls. He really is here,

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very famous. One one over there
across the puddle. Hello Mack,

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Hello girls, I'm glad to be
here, glad to be a part of

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the show again. You live in
a new record of attendance. You live

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in Old Hampshire. Yes, the
county is called Hampshire, and it's old

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because it's in England, and it
consists of a number of towns too.

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It's very large county. And what's
cool about the county they call it the

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New Forest. This is where animals
are roaming free. Horses, cows,

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they belong to somebody, but they're
allowed to roam free because that's how it's

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always been, right, imagine that
in the US. Anyway. Yeah,

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you get to watch out when you're
driving. I'll bet yeah, I have

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seen that. This is the first
time I ever saw a bunch of donkeys

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on the side of the road.
Really, yeah, you never saw that

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up New Hampshire. You didn't see
a bunch of basses on the side of

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the road in New Hampshire. I
see them all the time when I oh

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yeah, yeah. Anyway, yeah, look up the New Forest in the

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UK and you'll see how how wonderful
it is. Anyway, thank you one

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one for joining us. We appreciate
you're welcome. Also with us is our

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national correspondence Switchblade, Steve Ward switchy, Yes, how are you okay?

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Yeah? S, which is in
an unusual position tonight. We can see

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him, but he can't see himself. He can't bid like a Twilight Zone

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episode, right, he can't look
in the mirror or something. Yeah.

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Yeah, I saw a great Twilight
Zone the other day. I think Rod

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Serling introduced me already. You remember
the one. I remember it as a

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kid and I just happened to see
it. We just you know, recaud

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it. It is written by Rod
Shirling. It's called The Grave at thirty

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fathoms. It's about about a submarine
and night, I mean a destroyer in

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nineteen sixty three discovers the submarine that's
been lost for like twenty years, was

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lost in World War Two, and
someone's banging on the how someone's like banging

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on the hole. That was one
of the hour long episodes. Yeah,

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oh, it was like, this
is so Twilight Zone. It was excellent,

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It really was anyway. Yeah yeah, so that switches with us.

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Also, a security chief Willie Club
is with us. Will he Man Gang,

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It's great to be here and such
a full house tonight. I have

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a quick question for one. Go
ahead, Yeah, you got all those

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free roaming animals. Is there some
like issue walking around there? Can you

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know? It's funny there there the
animals seem to know where it's safe and

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when they have to come in at
night. No, not talking about that.

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They know where to poop. They
know where to poop really yeah,

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pop it in the middle of the
streets. Yeah, but then that stop.

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That's some video of the town of
Brockenhurst. Rileen and I popped in

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by train and sure enough there's the
wild pot They call them wild ponies,

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but they're not wild. They belong
to somebody. They're all tagged and they

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they all have names. They're free
to pop down the streets, go through

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town and they they go around and
they and they go back to their their

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farm area where they hang out.
They hang out of the street corners.

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Wow them like no, But there
is a like a like a game warden

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kind of guy. I forget his
official title, that cruises the area.

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If it looks like any of the
horses are trapped in somebody's yard, I

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saw that happen to his trapped The
horse was trapped behind somebody's fence. He

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was able to get in, but
he couldn't figure out how to get out.

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And finally that Wow, England,
England, what a place. Also

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jolly old England in the studio,
but it's just like it was during Uh

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you know the King, Richard King, Richard King, Dick King Dick they

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call him. Also in the studio
with us. Is you a full mechanical?

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Well? How you doing? I'm
doing great, Mac, I'm just

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glad to be here. And uh, I'm sorry one one. But if

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there were people hanging around the street
corners around here, they get arrested for

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soliciting something to be trouble someone.
I've introduced club, right, do you

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have any do you have any junk
food club tonight? Junk food? I

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don't call it junk food. That's
not junk food. Do you have any

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food high in fiber? Right?
What's he got? Oh? I love

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those main blueberries still around. I
love those, man, oh man,

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those are retreat and the Yeah,
one of the best. This isn't junk

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food. Let me tell you this. I can eat a whole tray of

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doones or something. You can't stop
eating them. Yeah, and you got

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the old devil dogs and the claws. Yeah, man, the three ses.

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You got some fortunes? Really really
listen, you end up in a

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diabetic coma? Do we have it? And he's got the Wow? I

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got a fortune cookie the other day
and it said a psychic I'm having companies

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I got and you need food.
I got a fortune cooking the other day

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that said a psychic will lead dogs
to your body. That a psychic will

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lead dogs to your body. Oh
well, that's pleasant. Wow. Is

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Sylvia Brown? Let her name Sylvia
Brown, or call me miss cleo,

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call me now. The voice you
hear is a good friend up there in

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sideways, New York, A favorite
good witch. Raven, Raven? How

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are you my friends? Thanks so
much for having me? Got the hat

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on? Get the hat ont the
the celebrity glasses going as well? I

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need them to see. Oh really
okay and that's important. That's good.

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Also with us, did I introduce
you? Well? Yes, yes,

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okay, so I guessed here I've
introduced everyone, but especially I guess calling

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in from Edmonton, Canada. Edmonton, Canada. That's in Alberta, right,

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is it Alberta? That's right?
Yeah? Okay, is a good

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friend Kim cher. Let's give him
around of applause for a Canadian friends.

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We love them, We love hockey. So how are you? How are

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you tonight, Kim? It could
be more fantastic? Really are We're doing

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okay? We're live in twenty twenty
four so far things are happening out there

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in the world. How many feet
of snow do you have? How many

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feet of snow do you have on
the ground right now? It's called the

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inches? Maybe none? None?
What I'm looking at I see grass?

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Really, yeah, what's going on? I thought you guys usually get buried.

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No, no, you know,
it can be pretty dry here,

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that's for sure. It's a very
dry last eight, nine, ten months.

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There's no doubt about it. When
needs moisture, if it's coming our

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way, because if it isn't,
we're going to lay on fire in the

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springtime again. But you know what
I mean, Like, I think you

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guys got a whiff of our smell
last year. Yeah, we've a lot

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of us still can't breathe. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,

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that was very strange, truly off
the scale. But yeah, yeah,

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let's just hope, let's just pray. I mean, the oister is happening

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so this is good hopeful. I'm
sure it'll come our way. I think

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we're just kind of in one of
those uh little shadows. I think we're

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jet stream patterns. Yeah, because
the coast is getting nailed. Like Oaton,

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Vancouver, they were just getting rain. There's snow up in the mountains

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like crazy. We get a lot
of rain, snow on. It's like

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so, I think we're just a
little bit off. You know, it's

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called global warming. Some people like
it. We get instead of snowstorms now

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we get lots of rain and wind. Wind. You wouldn't believe the wind

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storms we have. I mean we
had one two weekends ago. They were

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up to seventy mile an hour winds. You know, seventy mile now wind,

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baby is moving, you know what
I mean. That's that's a lot.

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That's fast. So anyway, that
coming off the ocean, ma no,

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no, no, nope, coming
right out of the west, right

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out of the west, wow.
Yeah. Yeah. If they come off

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the ocean, it's a north reasta, you know, and they last like

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three days. Everyone's used to them, and then you have clear skies for

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about a week. These are just
coming right from the west, just where

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the thunderstorms come from and they just
don't stop. Has been getting some really

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wicked storms over the last two to
three years. But it's better than shoveling.

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It's better than shoveling. So anyway, hey, listen, thanks for

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joining us. We really appreciate it. And later on we're going to see

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your beautiful wife, sour and also
you have your buddy there is he there

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right now? Them on? There
we go? Wow, there we go,

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holy cow man. Wow yeah Bruins
fan really yeah, okay, yeah,

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I was actually pretty diapers. Wait
a minute, hold on, there

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you go, only the great this
hockey player story, true story. Yeah,

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well there you go. Look at
here we go, Look at look

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at I got my Brewin shirt on. Well, there you go. Yep.

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They got a great team this year. Man, this they got.

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You know what's good about them is
they got a lot of good players.

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But they got too just like really
good goalies. You know, neither one

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of them is crazy, but they
are two really good goals We do with

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agree club. First time they've had
like really very fortunate. Yeah. Yeah,

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they're good and they're a good defense. So I'm hearing bad rubers that

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they might be getting rid of either
one of them in the next year or

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two. Now that just this is
the yeah. Yeah, you always say

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after we win the Stanley Cup this
year we can let one. Yeah,

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this could be this could this could
be it? You know anyway, Hey,

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listen to the oilers are on a
little bit of mindame a Saint Louis

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from a year a few years ago. Yes, but what do you mean

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we can? Yeah? What are
they losing? Oh? Jonaman Dave one?

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Now sixteen? Have they really that's
nice yet? Yeah? I don't.

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Both they're both to break in an
ACIL record their next we are they

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really have we''ll be seventeen in a
row. It'll be seventeen in a row.

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Now, that's a lot of we're
talking about. Okay, that's a

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lot of hockey games to win in
and row. Man, that's that's that's

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a that takes something, man,
that takes something. Good for them,

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I agree, I agree. Good
for them for sure. They're playing some

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wicked hockey. So it's kind of
fun to watch. Oh that's good.

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I'll have to stop looking in on
them. My my cousin's husband is an

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assistant coach for the Shocks, for
the you know, San Jose Shocks and

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they're like really bad, you know, they're like the last Yeah, they're

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just really bad. We try like
crazy to say yeah, yeah, we

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get shocks, hats and stuff,
send them pictures, but they're really bad.

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Sorry, but hey, there's only
one way to go but up.

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So listen, we have a top
ten list tonight, glad Chemists. Here,

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Raven, you have the top ten
I do you sent me? Top

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ten reasons one one is moving back
to the States. Top ten reasons one

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one is moving back to the States. Now, you haven't made it official

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yet, but is that where you're
you kind of your thoughts on, leaning

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your exontential thoughts. Yeah, okay, good, because if you said no,

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it's probably a year away. Cool, all right, all right,

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well, why don't we We've got
a year lease to this place to the

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end of December. Yes, that
year will go by. That doesn't mean

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we have to move out, but
we don't really want to move out of

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here before the right right, Well, anyway, this is the top ten

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reasons why you are eventually coming back
to the United States. Let's put it

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that way. Okay, why don't
we stop the music and please Raven?

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Number ten? All right, as
of March first, of this year,

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the statute of limitations on all stalking
and or restraining orders in the US will

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run out. We all know what
that means. That's a good reason too,

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they come back until the number nine. Please raving number nine. The

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British government is supporting him because he
has a full set of healthy tea fighting

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wor jealous of that number eight.
These are the top ten reasons why one

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one is moving back to the United
States. Please number eight. Number eight.

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He just can't take any more of
that delicious mouth watering out of this

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world. British cuisine. Here's the
thing, all right. All you have

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to do is you look around.
There are Chinese restaurants, There were French

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restaurants, there were Italian restaurants.
There Thai restaurants. There were freaking Bangladeshi

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restaurants in Cambridge. Show me an
English restaurant, fish and chips. That's

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that's excellent Thai restaurants around here.
Okay, but we're talking about there were

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no like British restaurants. There were
no no such things cuisine. What there

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is is the traditional English breakfast,
which is loaded with the stumps and cholesterol,

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right, and then they boil everything
else. You got lots of sausages

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being consumed a lot anyway, glass
under glassy. Next, bacer is really

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good, like bacon on everything.
Really Yeah, that's it keeps the cold

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country going. Next please right number
seven. His one man campaign to switch

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driving on the right side to driving
on the left failed miserably. Remember the

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you know, you know when I
took driving lessons and said, Okay,

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I'm going to get used to this
real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I don't. I did, really, But it's the shifting with my

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left hand that that I can't take. Yeah, that's a little bit more

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time to get used to it.
They don't have automatic transmissions over there,

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do but they say, oh,
you want to train on the shift because

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you want to get your license with
the shift. Otherwise you can't buy a

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car with it, so do you? Is the shift backwards too? It's

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just it's like one two and then
you go to the left or is it

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where is it stop? The shift
pattern is the same. Yeah, okay,

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00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:37,079
so first gear would be you're pulling
it to the right. I can't

407
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:44,759
imagine I shift pattern is exactly the
same. Oh, it is the same.

408
00:30:44,839 --> 00:30:48,599
Pat you're driving on the right side, you're pulling the gear shift towards

409
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,319
you as you're going up in the
gears. Yeah, yeah, oh that's

410
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:57,160
weird. Third gear is towards you. You're pulling it towards you, where

411
00:30:57,359 --> 00:31:00,599
whereas if you're a left handed driving
wish to get away from you as you

412
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:06,960
go up the gears. Not a
motorbike. I've told you that. Why

413
00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:11,880
is Canada not driving on the rock
on the wrong side part of that part

414
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,920
of the empire? How do they
escape there along with you guys, We've

415
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:22,079
got to mesh somewhere along the border. Otherwise may raven going the other way.

416
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,920
I mean, you would have never
figured it out. France, they

417
00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:29,599
drive on the correct side of When
you go through the go through the tunnel

418
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,920
and go from England to France,
you go readapt Do you see that that

419
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:40,759
no died? Isn't that how Mac
died? He he got hit, but

420
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,880
I think he got hit by a
a pressing a street or something. This

421
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:48,160
is talking on the street. But
he was looking the wrong way because he

422
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:52,000
was he was right there. This
is John Mac was a famous a guy

423
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:56,599
from Havin. He used to had
famous studies where you hypnotize people who said

424
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,519
that they were abducted. And it
turns out a lot of the things that

425
00:31:59,599 --> 00:32:02,240
he found double of very strange.
Please Raven, Next, pleakuse is the

426
00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:08,440
top ten reasons why one one is
moving back to the States right. Number

427
00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:13,240
six. He decided to leave the
day he found an anonymous note in his

428
00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:19,000
mailbox that said, who put the
icky in? Prince Andrew sticky? The

429
00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:30,440
shadow knows? Number five it took
him only ten months to meet every attractive

430
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:39,839
woman in England British. I don't
think there's a problem in that department.

431
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:45,759
I think there's a lot of really
attractive women. And yeah, okay,

432
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,920
but they're from all over the world. That's the thing. You know.

433
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,720
They're from Australia, they're from keeping. You've made that point. Next,

434
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,960
Raving, go all right. Number
four, Uh, Dave and the entire

435
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:06,400
staff of waitresses at the Starboard Galley
sent him a message that said, all

436
00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:14,200
is forgiven this time. Let's read
that again. Let's read that again,

437
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:20,680
So one one carefully. Dave and
the entire staff of waitresses at the Starboard

438
00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:25,839
Galley sent him a message that said
all is forgiven this time. This time,

439
00:33:28,519 --> 00:33:30,640
I get a point of that.
We'll put a big we'll put a

440
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:36,880
big laugh. In the next please
right. Number three, the ghosts of

441
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:42,839
Winston Adeog came to him and said, go back to New sir, and

442
00:33:43,079 --> 00:33:52,319
so it shall be done, my
amster. All I missed taking care of

443
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,240
the hedgehog, so you really don't
worry that dead. You don't have to

444
00:33:55,319 --> 00:34:00,000
wat now is a hedgehog friendly because
I left all the equipment. We heard

445
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:06,440
the instructions. Let's see it as
a cereal, a pat cereal on BBC

446
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,519
winsdon next, please Raven. These
are top ten reasons why Wan one is

447
00:34:10,599 --> 00:34:15,119
moving back to the US. All
right. Number two he finally found out

448
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:21,559
what he was looking for in Lily
James trash and that completes the bucket list.

449
00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:30,000
I tried I even tried them on
too. Did you really see if

450
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:32,519
I knew that, you know,
that would have been the punch line on

451
00:34:32,599 --> 00:34:36,199
the punch line, Okay, I
mean at least it wasn't a sticky teddy

452
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:39,400
bear. Well you don't know that
anyway. Listen, So we have number

453
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:45,360
one, please Raven. Okay,
the number one reason one one is moving

454
00:34:45,519 --> 00:34:53,039
back to the States. There is
wait reason one was moving back to the

455
00:34:53,119 --> 00:35:01,360
States. There is no train to
Ireland. That's right. Was I disappointed?

456
00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:07,400
Right? Yeah, especially if you
bought the tickets to Ireland was to

457
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:13,039
be found. Let's let's give Raven
a round of applause, so fully,

458
00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:17,039
yay, thank you for bearing with
me. Well I can't read on air.

459
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:22,440
I appreciate it, so listen.
Well, well let's leave him laughing.

460
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,960
Why don't we awesome grow to thank
you, kem. Why don't we

461
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,559
take a commercial break now and we'll
be right back after this. You'll send

462
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,960
to mac maloney's no drugs not show
here in the distance under radar NetWare,

463
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,400
please stay tuned. Black eyed kid
is waving to me frantically. Okay,

464
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,360
it turns out he wrote to me
he's got a little bit of a he's

465
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,079
shy. He's a shy kid,
Mick. You know that right, Yeah,

466
00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:51,000
I know, yeah, in my
observations, yeah, a little bit

467
00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:53,480
of a crush on Raven. So
yeah, he just asked if he could

468
00:35:53,599 --> 00:36:00,239
just have the mic just for a
thirty seconds or so, just to to

469
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,480
live some pickup lines. Raving,
you ready, you better drink about two

470
00:36:02,519 --> 00:36:07,039
or three miles. Okay, go
ahead, ready kids, Ready, here

471
00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:13,400
we go. Hey, Raving,
are you a matriician? Because when I

472
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:22,559
look at you. Everyone else disappears. Are you? I thought you'd say,

473
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,400
oh at least? Okay, all
right, that's a good one.

474
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,119
I want to give it on a
scale of one to ten. Give it.

475
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,599
I'm jealous. I didn't think of
that one eight. That's that's easily

476
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:36,840
like a two hundred. Whoa kid, Okay, let's go. Why don't

477
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,519
we just go on and let's see
how far this goes? Do you have

478
00:36:38,639 --> 00:36:43,679
more? Okay? Good? Hey, Raving, did you just come out

479
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:51,039
of Evan because yeah, hat okay, all right, why don't we just

480
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:52,679
move on. Let's see how quick
this goes. You're forking me. I'm

481
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:58,079
done, kid, juicing it up? Give it a four? Four?

482
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:04,599
Okay, thanks out of ten?
Four out of ten? Four? Okay,

483
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:10,639
Hey, raymon, do you like
raisins? Yeah? Then how about

484
00:37:10,679 --> 00:37:21,360
a day where there is the old
Bob pickup lines? Oh yeah, creativity

485
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:24,840
cracked me up. I made these
up. Go ahead, let's just go

486
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:36,440
with the kick. Go okay,
Junior CPR because you take my breath room.

487
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:39,719
You made a song from chop Gun. Yes, yeah, top Gun

488
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:45,599
too? Coming out to Tom Cruise
there this week? Please, kid,

489
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:47,840
let's get us out of this.
Go okay, hey, Raymon, do

490
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:55,719
you have an extra high because mine
has just been sterling. You're wearing her

491
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,559
down, that kid, that's good
too. Okay, go ahead, please

492
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:02,599
get it. I can do a
can Okay, hey, Raven, did

493
00:38:02,639 --> 00:38:08,360
you just come out of the heaven
because you look yummy? Oh? Turn,

494
00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:12,840
okay, let's go move, go
ahead, next one, please kid,

495
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,360
Hey Raven, you remind me of
my sister brought in a romantic way.

496
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:25,880
That's the best one. So it's
so flattering because I know you love

497
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:31,239
your sister oh much, so much? Okay, yeah, please, nice

498
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:37,719
kid, I've got the most expensive
binoculars in the world. That's how much

499
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:50,920
I love you. Finishing strong?
Oh yeah please? Okay, ready,

500
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:59,000
hey Raven, I secretly changed my
name to your name. So when I

501
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:07,800
tend kissed the mirror, I feel
like we're finally doing it. Oh she

502
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:14,400
left the bar on that one?
Still there? You broke up? That

503
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:17,599
might be calling nine one one?
Yeah, let's go one more. Let's

504
00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:23,480
see it happened, so do one? Okay, hey, Raving, does

505
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:37,039
this rag smell like chloroform to you? Ten point? If you don't answer,

506
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:43,199
I know it's true. Thanks.
Please, let's see what happens.

507
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:53,400
Can I read your T shirt?
Raven in Braille? Fantastic, very thorough.

508
00:39:53,599 --> 00:40:00,400
She left blind people mad? Wow
to clear the I see I see,

509
00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:07,079
hey, Raven, will you have
me find my last puppy? I

510
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:15,280
think he might to that cheap motel
room across the street. Wow, I

511
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,800
said you'd love it. Let's see
it. Okay, go on, kid,

512
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:22,519
let's go. Okay, hey Raven, just say yes now and I

513
00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:31,039
won't have to spike your trunk.
Oh my god, I love you more

514
00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:45,320
than my jar fingers me at the
end, you lose it. One more,

515
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:51,119
okay, one more? Okay,
hey, Raven. The last time

516
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:54,679
I saw a body like yours,
I was burying it in my basement.

517
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,679
Welcome back and went to Macimoniy's Mittle
Tracks Now show here on the Distant Thunder

518
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,440
Radio Network. This is Macaloney.
Well, what a show we have for

519
00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:42,960
you tonight. What a gang we
have for you tonight. So let me

520
00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:46,320
quickly introduce them girls. You know
you see the original, the one and

521
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:51,280
only, the very famous one one. Hello Mac, Hello, girls,

522
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,360
welcome to the show. It's been
fun so far over there to be here

523
00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:59,159
in England, in the old England, jolly old England. There you go.

524
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,079
It's kind of like Canada, except
you know, oh except what except

525
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:07,800
what? Anyway part of the Kingdom. Here we go. Don't tell them

526
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:15,760
that. Also with us is a
national correspondent Switch played Steve Wood. Switchy,

527
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:19,960
how are you great to be here? Okay? You're still not seeing

528
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,039
yourself in the mirror? No,
I really feel like Rod Stirling has said

529
00:42:23,119 --> 00:42:25,840
this. Poor Sap doesn't know it, but he's just crossed over into this

530
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:32,400
whitelight. Yes, just do it
while you're just while we're on the please.

531
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:42,039
Also with us is security chief Willie
Club w c Hey Mark. Everyone's

532
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:45,599
great to be here tonight, Okay, even though we've got a problem forth

533
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:51,400
with our friend Switch where he can't
see himself. But you know, you'll

534
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,960
get over that. I think it
might be hysterical blindness. How about that?

535
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,760
I've meant to ask, Switch,
can you see yourself in the mirror?

536
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:00,679
Yes? In between break so I
do gaze at myself in the mirror

537
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:06,719
and someone's looking back something mirror.
Oh that's comforting. That's that's good.

538
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,920
That is good, That is good
all right. Also with us is your

539
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:15,199
Phoe mechanic Alvan. Now the win
the studio with us. Hey Mac,

540
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:22,199
hello everyone. All right, the
studio was uh, it's so remote.

541
00:43:23,039 --> 00:43:27,480
We had to go and shovel the
snow off the stairs today. That's how

542
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,480
automated this radio station is. Now. No one's been here, it's how

543
00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:35,599
there's nobody else in there except you
guys. Yeah, and they haven't turned

544
00:43:35,639 --> 00:43:38,079
the heat up either. There's no
heat either, Max still wearing his jacket.

545
00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:43,159
Yeah, yeah, yeah, usually
it's about ninety nine degrees on the

546
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,559
other way as it turns up.
Also with us gonna warm everyone up.

547
00:43:47,639 --> 00:43:52,039
There is our favorite googleitch up there, and soide was your ravings Wether's raven.

548
00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:57,719
Oh, my friends, thank you
so much for having me. Hello.

549
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:07,159
She's still a glow from her trip
to Massachusetts earlier this weekend. Right,

550
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,920
Yeah, I'm a glow because I
got all my laundry done from it.

551
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,760
Oh really, that's the reason.
Okay, all right, I thought

552
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,320
I was our hospital laundry while you're
on the road. No. No,

553
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,280
when I got home, I had
to do, like, you know,

554
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,280
four hundred loads of laundry. But
that's all done. That's behind me.

555
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,119
So I don't need that negativity in
my life. No, I'm talking about

556
00:44:25,159 --> 00:44:29,280
not after nine hours in the cow
with lonely Larry. All you need is

557
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:37,400
positivity after that. Also with us
is a good friend out there in Edmonton,

558
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,360
Canada. Kim Shay, Kim,
how are you doing, buddy?

559
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:44,480
Doing great? Glad to be with
everybody, Glad to see everybody, Glad

560
00:44:44,519 --> 00:44:46,880
to be here. Now he looks
like some movie stuff. Who do we

561
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,360
decide? He look like someone said
I was giving David Lynch to me.

562
00:44:52,679 --> 00:44:59,119
David Lynch. Yeah, David Lynch
a director. Yes, Michael, so

563
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,719
much, Michael. You know I
see George Clooney, do you really?

564
00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:08,360
Yeah? George? Who are you
looking at? Sir? Far more handsome

565
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:15,519
than George Clooney? Wow? Yeah, let go hey listen. Also,

566
00:45:16,199 --> 00:45:20,119
I don't know what to do now. Also joining us, well, the

567
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:24,880
next guest will tell you maybe.
Also joining us is Stephanie mnu Is.

568
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:31,800
She's the original originator of the Highly
Spirited podcast. Is that right, Stephanie?

569
00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:36,800
That's right? Okay, let's let's
clapper in as they stay in the

570
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:43,400
business. Clapper Okay, Good to
see you, Stephanie, Good to see

571
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,000
you, guys. So I saw
her description of your podcast online today and

572
00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:53,719
it was like it brings the booze
in the booze, right, the booze,

573
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:59,239
and then we're doing cock heels and
ghosts, cock kills and ghosts.

574
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,440
Man, what a combination. Man, I love that. It's such a

575
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,840
like, it's a it's a chef's
kiss, a combination idea. It is

576
00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:15,199
so basically when should take a look
at it? Because she's the Julia fun

577
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:22,440
that would be fun get her boozed
up. She always looked boozed up anyway.

578
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,199
So Stephan tell us, so what
you know? How did it star?

579
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,920
How long have it's been on?
What do you do? Just describe

580
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,960
it in one sentence. One sentence, Oh, I should like have an

581
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,840
elevator pitch ready, and I never
do, so it takes. So it's

582
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,559
spirited, right, highly spirited.
So spirits are booze and ghost are spirits,

583
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,039
So spirits of all the realms coming
together in one show. So you

584
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:49,840
can talk about a ghost and also
an accompanying drink, a drink that goes

585
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,559
with the ghost story. Yes,
yeah, sometimes the drink gets a little

586
00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:57,960
out there, but I try to
make it from the same city, same

587
00:46:58,039 --> 00:47:02,000
country, something to do with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's

588
00:47:02,039 --> 00:47:12,480
funny? Was I I googled ghosts
who were drunks. Okay, imagine this

589
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:17,519
ghosts who were drunk, and you
know what came up? Ten dead Hollywood

590
00:47:17,559 --> 00:47:23,599
stars who like drank themselves then come
back as ghosts. And really that's funny

591
00:47:23,639 --> 00:47:29,000
because this year I'm doing a series
on Hollywood shrew crime. So the third

592
00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:32,440
Friday of every month, I'm doing
Hollywood Deaths because I've been wanting to do

593
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:36,840
that. So that's coming up to
you. Lots of drinking, lots of

594
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:42,320
death happening in Hollywood. Yes,
what what do you need? Right?

595
00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:45,519
Very existential? Right, Mack,
there you go spell it. Yes,

596
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:50,159
existential is the word of the night, kind of like how Sesame Street used

597
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,840
to have the letter of the of
the day. We have the word of

598
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:57,199
the night and it's existential, right. I still don't know what it means

599
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:05,039
for you. So anyway, so
Stephanie, I wanted to ask you this

600
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:12,960
is do you come upon new drinks? I mean new drinks being like you

601
00:48:13,079 --> 00:48:19,400
know, invented all the time,
are to just variations of you know ten

602
00:48:20,039 --> 00:48:22,920
Yeah, so it became a variation
of both. I wanted to look into

603
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,079
the cocktail histories, right, because
like you can walk into a bar and

604
00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:30,320
be like that's an interesting cocktail,
like take the paper plane or the old

605
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:35,800
fashioned. My brain went, who
created that? Where did it come from?

606
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,960
Where was it invented? I wanted
to do cocktail histories. Those are

607
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,519
pretty mysterious and obscure, though,
So now I just kind of give you

608
00:48:44,599 --> 00:48:46,880
the recipe and go about my day. Sure, right, So finding the

609
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,159
history is a little bit harder than
I thought it was going to be.

610
00:48:50,559 --> 00:48:52,840
No, I was out to dinner, I don't know, it was probably

611
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:57,159
about a month ago or so,
and there were eight people around the table

612
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,920
and five of them got old fashions. All right, I've heard it,

613
00:49:00,079 --> 00:49:04,559
but I have no idea. What
is it? A no fashion? So

614
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:08,039
it is the almost the original bourbon
cocktail. So it's bourbon based, any

615
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:12,880
bourbon that you like. And then
there's two ways to do it. The

616
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,960
purists are going to say it's a
sugar cube and then bitters, or you

617
00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:21,519
can use a simple syrup and then
bitters. So it's a combination of bourbon

618
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:27,920
sugar bitters. It is the old
fashioned what bitters again? So bitters are

619
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,800
there's just kind of like a flavor
aid. They're not exactly alcoholic. They

620
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:36,639
come in a little bottle and they
just kind of thring out. The flavors

621
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,760
of the spirit is what they do, and they come in different flavors,

622
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:43,880
the originals, Angustura bitters, there's
pace shows out in New Orleans, or

623
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,000
you could do like a chocolate one, seo and jalapeno one. They have

624
00:49:46,039 --> 00:49:50,320
all kinds of them. Now,
don'tut that one one's favorite. You're a

625
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:58,239
bartender too, No, so I'm
an a whole bartender. We're coming over.

626
00:50:00,679 --> 00:50:04,079
I will tell you. This Fashion
was the first legal drink that I

627
00:50:04,199 --> 00:50:07,199
got when I was twenty one.
I never had one, and I got

628
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,400
it because, oh man, it
was so good. The bar tender made

629
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,280
it perfectly and that the only reason
I ordered it. I never had in

630
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,679
my life, but they always ordered
one in mad Men, and that's where

631
00:50:16,679 --> 00:50:21,679
I heard it a lot freaking cool. I need an old Fashion, and

632
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,639
I was like, all I need
is a Lucky Strike to go along with

633
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:30,920
us. Yeah, with the filter, watched shows like that's what I'm like.

634
00:50:30,039 --> 00:50:35,079
I've watched it probably ten times through
over and over. It was a

635
00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:37,880
great show. Yeah, yeah,
they really I really loved that show.

636
00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:40,880
At the first two or three years
of that were just really outstanding, and

637
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,000
I think a popular and you know, things happened to it, but boy,

638
00:50:45,039 --> 00:50:46,000
they really got a lot of stuff
right. And it was just a

639
00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:51,280
cool about mad Men. Right.
It's a good cultural cool part of the

640
00:50:51,599 --> 00:50:57,320
of the education of the times.
The Julia Child series, well that's on

641
00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:02,360
now. Sarah Lancashire play Julia Child
to the tea. Really she's a brit

642
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:07,360
Huh. It's fantastic because it takes
place in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Yes,

643
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:12,719
about going to w gb H and
getting the show and it's all these you

644
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,840
know, Harvard Square streets and stuff. Can you do her voice? One

645
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:22,199
one? Well, first you cut
the fish like this. Well I didn't

646
00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:29,519
think he could have a cocktail in
one hand and almost too good. Okay,

647
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:35,039
I'm interesting. Everyone who listens to
the show should know that Julia Chall,

648
00:51:35,199 --> 00:51:43,920
her former employee, was the CIA
actually during Rule of Right out in

649
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,239
the series too. They bring it
up in the show she was a spy.

650
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,199
I mean, how crazy is that? I thought she was. Can

651
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,039
you do dan Aykroyd doing Julia Child? Oh my god, whens and I

652
00:51:53,199 --> 00:51:58,559
was funny about four hundred years ago. Yeah, that's good. So anyway,

653
00:51:58,639 --> 00:52:02,679
so I wanted to ask you this
to Stephanie, so what's the hottest

654
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:07,400
drink? Is there? Is there
the hottest drink to make? I mean,

655
00:52:07,639 --> 00:52:09,880
as someone once, I can't think
of the name of the drink,

656
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,639
but you had to like brush it
with mint leaves and all that stuff.

657
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,679
Is there is there one drink you're
probably thinking of, like a mint julip

658
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,440
or a mochito. Those are real
easy. So the mint you just kind

659
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,760
of smack it. It does the
thing when you put it in there.

660
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:30,559
Okay, hartist though, I would
think anything that has like a foamy top,

661
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,559
like getting that egg white right.
I never get it right, Like

662
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:37,079
I'm not a real bartender, but
the bartenders that can do it, those

663
00:52:37,119 --> 00:52:39,880
guys are like worth their money.
Tip them. Well, I could never

664
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,880
get it right. Really, Yeah, what what you was thinking of?

665
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:46,679
Mint immediately to the mind, or
the moffito, because I always hear that

666
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:52,239
those are harditos, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I've had

667
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,519
them. I think, show,
what do you think the most popular drink?

668
00:52:55,519 --> 00:53:01,199
I'm just gonna take a guess.
It's gotta be a teeny right yeah.

669
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:06,960
And I think right now the espresso
martini's having a moment, Like they're

670
00:53:07,599 --> 00:53:12,679
all over the place right now and
at every bar favorite. They're fun.

671
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,519
I think that's big for last year
and this year one one. Did you

672
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:22,159
talk to Stephanie beforehand? Because that's
like you, that's his thing. I'd

673
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:24,679
be in love with you if you
made me a good expression of martini.

674
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:30,039
That's all it takes. Yeah,
there's a ship and I'm not a big

675
00:53:30,159 --> 00:53:32,679
coffee girl, but those those just
hit the spot. I don't know what

676
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,360
it is about him. The therapy
fantastic. Well that you get drunk but

677
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,559
you're awake at the same time,
right, I mean she gets drunky and

678
00:53:38,679 --> 00:53:46,440
get hyper like that's a good feeling. Wow. I like that. So

679
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:53,800
when you when alcohol, it's like
it's like Tommy and Pam. Do you

680
00:53:53,840 --> 00:54:00,960
want to explain that? I'm confused. We just cut it out to exactly.

681
00:54:00,639 --> 00:54:05,880
They don't go together. They showing
that series here in the UK.

682
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:12,719
You didn't watch the movie. I
watched it already know they're they're moving,

683
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:20,920
not the documentary. The movie.
Yeah, craziness. I watched that movie.

684
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Ye. I showered on Lily James
there for a while because I got

685
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:30,480
over it. But talk about the
document What are you thinking she wanted to

686
00:54:30,519 --> 00:54:37,440
be in the Newty movie? Geez
it's very ecstasy follow her on Instagram faithfully,

687
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:39,440
and it's like I stopped following her
for a while after I watched it,

688
00:54:39,559 --> 00:54:44,360
really watch the whole thing, and
I was I was like blocking my

689
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:50,920
eyes. Wow, he's thought deeply
about this. Okay, that's all right,

690
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,519
but you're back now, you feel
better, Now you feel better.

691
00:54:52,880 --> 00:55:00,840
It was very exist experience after you
took a shower, right something. So

692
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:05,400
Stephanie, how did you come up
with the idea for, you know,

693
00:55:05,599 --> 00:55:10,280
the highly spirited podcast where you put
booze in the booze together. Yeah.

694
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:15,599
So I have been on another podcast
for a long time called The Bourbon Daily,

695
00:55:15,639 --> 00:55:19,079
where we're all bourbon focused. So
I've been like immersed in the bourbon

696
00:55:19,159 --> 00:55:22,920
world. We wanted to do cocktails
and we don't do cocktails over there,

697
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,440
and I'm like, I also like
spooky shit, and nobody in my real

698
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,800
life wants to talk to me about
weird shit. So I'm like, I'm

699
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,119
going to make a podcast and make
people listen to me. Yes, might

700
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:37,920
merge them both together. Great idea. So you run a podcast earlier,

701
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:43,519
but it's all about bourbon type of
thing. Yeah, So it's The Bourbon

702
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:47,480
Daily. So it's all new bourbon
stuff, Bourbon Fun Facts, justourb World

703
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:52,719
Bourbon Podcast. Yeah, all right, so you would know this, what's

704
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:58,119
your opinion of Jack Daniels. So
they could be a Bourbon. They want

705
00:55:58,159 --> 00:56:00,840
to be a Tennessee whiskey, so
they are tennis See whiskey. I personally

706
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:07,920
enjoy it. It's my favorite concert
drink because even the diviest bartender can't up

707
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:14,840
a jack and coke. Wow,
there's why I know them. You get

708
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,760
it. So, yeah, so
that any concert venue I go to you,

709
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,639
I'm like jack and coke. It's
a jack and coke night. Nobody

710
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,639
can mess that up unless they're like
we have pepsi And I'm like, well,

711
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,280
I guess I'm gonna just shoot Jack
Daniels and drink water. Absolutely yeah.

712
00:56:29,079 --> 00:56:30,360
Yeah, well the same idea,
and you get drunk, but you're

713
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:35,039
going to stay awake with the coke. So so when you say they could

714
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:37,679
be a bourbon, but I know
there's like a real kind of like differentiation

715
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:44,079
down there right of Kentucky whiskey Bourbon
mash and all that stuff. Yeah,

716
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,199
So and it's it's this whole battle
that they like it's made up, right,

717
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,360
So like bourbon has its rules,
like you have those flaws that make

718
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,440
bourbon and bourbon, But Jack Daniels
fits into all those walls. They hit

719
00:56:54,599 --> 00:56:59,360
all those check marks. But some
people are like, well they charcoal filter,

720
00:56:59,639 --> 00:57:01,840
so does almost every damn place in
Kentucky. They just don't advertise it.

721
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:07,119
So they they want to say,
we're a Tennessee whiskey, and it's

722
00:57:07,199 --> 00:57:09,400
just like a state pride thing.
So let them be a Tennessee whiskey.

723
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,800
If that's what they want to put
on their bottles. It's fine. They're

724
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,559
sullen plenty, they're not hurting.
They could be a bourbon. Is Bourbon

725
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:22,039
considered a little bit higher class,
let's say, or is it lower class?

726
00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:28,679
On I think like in recent years, like yeah, there's some bourbon

727
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,480
snobs out there on the heels of
Scotch, Like do you know, like

728
00:57:32,559 --> 00:57:36,280
a Scotch guy, Like, oh, he's a classy, stop up guy.

729
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:40,239
We know that that are on those
heels. But there's some really normal

730
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,480
bourbon drinkers like me, like I'm
just a normal person in a normal house.

731
00:57:44,639 --> 00:57:55,480
So Scotch snub it's scotch. I
mean, you know someone explained once

732
00:57:55,599 --> 00:58:00,960
to be what b London Scotches and
basically the way they told me. I

733
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:05,199
still don't believe it is if the
color of the Scotch is too dokod of

734
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,000
it, they like throwing vodka and
gin and is that true? Is that

735
00:58:09,079 --> 00:58:14,639
true? I don't know a lot
about Scotch. Like blinded, I can

736
00:58:14,719 --> 00:58:17,639
tell you blended bourbon is blends of
different ages a bourbon like you might have

737
00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:21,320
a ten year old and a four
year old Scotch. I don't know.

738
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,920
They don't have the laws that we
have, Kim, do you know?

739
00:58:27,039 --> 00:58:31,360
Well listen, I mean a Canadian
whiskey is a blend of a Scotch plus

740
00:58:31,519 --> 00:58:35,440
au bourbon. I believe, really
really yeah, I know, get kind

741
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,840
of confused in all of that too. I find that interesting what you're talking

742
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:43,119
about, though, for sure.
I mean, I we drink Balentines,

743
00:58:43,159 --> 00:58:46,280
which is a whiskey. Yeah.
Yeah, Scotch, I mean, Scotch

744
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:51,199
is its own thing. It's not
splendid with anything. It's its own formula,

745
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,039
I guess. And my word on
spirits is I think everybody that makes

746
00:58:54,079 --> 00:58:58,480
any kind of a spirit, if
they're an artist about it, they all

747
00:58:58,559 --> 00:59:02,639
come up pretty good. Rumor vodka, right, yeah, looking at it.

748
00:59:02,719 --> 00:59:06,280
I like that, Yeah, yeah, I don't know what it's like.

749
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,480
I got to tell you this about
Scotch though, Okay, I mean,

750
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:13,599
like, you know, usually,
yeah, I usually drink is like

751
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,679
jack and coke. It's been like
that for years. So you know,

752
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:20,360
after a couple of jack and coke, you're feeling okay, you're ready to

753
00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:23,360
you know whatever. I can drink
Scotch all night and not get a buzz.

754
00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:29,480
There's something I don't know. It
doesn't make me drunk for some reason,

755
00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:32,440
Stephanie. Is something wrong with me? No, So, like I

756
00:59:32,719 --> 00:59:36,880
don't really like Scotch, but I
think so. I guess there's been some

757
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:40,199
kind of scientific study that like the
sugars and coke, or especially diet coke,

758
00:59:40,719 --> 00:59:45,480
make the alcohol work faster in your
body. I don't know, but

759
00:59:45,639 --> 00:59:47,440
I know what a jack and coke
night like. I am rowdy. Ye,

760
00:59:47,719 --> 00:59:52,800
ship all the bourbons all night long
and be'll be fine. But mix

761
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:57,559
it with some coke and I am
rowdy. Yeah, me too. That

762
00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:02,000
explains it. Okay, let's get
to know. Go ahead, the caffeine

763
01:00:02,039 --> 01:00:07,920
will keep you awake and the it's
like when you're drinking scotch, maybe you're

764
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,679
you're like, okay, I'm like
super super classy right now, and I

765
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,480
have to maintain that. And like
in the back of your brain it's like,

766
01:00:14,719 --> 01:00:19,480
Okay, don't be white trash tonight. That I can say that because

767
01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:24,639
I am white trash. I love
Jack Daniels. So if that, I

768
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:29,239
know, I might be taking someone's
weave out at some point during the night.

769
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,960
You know what I mean? There
is if I have Scotch, then

770
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:37,719
it's a different ballpark, and I
just don't enjoy it. I don't think

771
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,159
it tastes good. A lot of
people go crazy over and like I said

772
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:45,880
that, you know that there's like
Scotch snobs, universities of Scotch snobs.

773
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:51,559
You know. It's like, I
don't get it. It's a'most a popular

774
01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:53,559
drink in this part of the world, is it really? Yeah, it

775
01:00:53,679 --> 01:00:57,920
was a farmer's drink. I think
it was just something that you know,

776
01:00:58,519 --> 01:01:00,039
you get to someone with cows,
and vodka was a big thing because I

777
01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:04,480
think they grew potatoes and that's what
they made O Russia. Yeah, yeah,

778
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:07,880
grain, so we have grain so
yeah, yeah, you know Scotland,

779
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:12,639
scott seriously, yeah, well,
lots of calendar fifteen years. If

780
01:01:12,679 --> 01:01:15,199
I if I have enough money in
my pocket to buy it. Don't waste

781
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:19,559
your money. Yeah. For years, I used to drink Scotch and water.

782
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,199
Really did you money? Walk up
black, Johnny, walk up black?

783
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,639
Yeah, okay, yeah. My
dad, my father was a cutty

784
01:01:25,719 --> 01:01:30,920
sark got so I started with when
I couldn't afford Johnny Walker went to Cuddy.

785
01:01:31,519 --> 01:01:37,840
That's real. Yeah, inexpensive one. Yeah. I drink it for

786
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,639
years, And of course I'm away
from that now. But with the water.

787
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:45,960
I always enjoyed drinking Scotch and water. Yeah, but you're right,

788
01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:50,679
Mac. You know, I could
drink a lot of that. And I

789
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,119
used to say that it was the
water that made it, Yeah, that

790
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:59,360
watered it down. But I found
out it was my age. I was

791
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:04,800
young. Oh really, Yeah for
Scott. Good name for a book,

792
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,679
guys for Scott. Yeah, because
when I was young, I was drinking

793
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:17,280
Canadian Club. I was a royal
crown. Yeah that's a whiskey. Then

794
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,159
we used to drink whiskey. I
was enjoying that. I got to say,

795
01:02:21,159 --> 01:02:22,559
I'm a big fan. I love
Jack Daniels. I do like a

796
01:02:22,679 --> 01:02:27,880
gentleman Jack, but I love Jim
Beam. It is cheap and it'll get

797
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,039
you there. An article on the
financially. I think it was Jim Bean,

798
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:35,719
but the sales are way down.
Yeah they should be that that's a

799
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,639
terrible lesson of the hard liquors.
Now well, I think it was either

800
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:45,840
be Jack Daniels, but they their
profits are down considerably for theater. I

801
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:50,679
gotta go get those sales out.
I'll tell you Jim Canada were given a

802
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,639
fentanyl. I think they give up
whiskey and one scotch and gone to fentanyl.

803
01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:59,480
That's the problem is Yeah, that
doesn't surprise me, is Dephanie.

804
01:02:59,559 --> 01:03:04,000
Let me ask you this, okay, because you're an expert on all things

805
01:03:04,039 --> 01:03:06,960
alcohol, I think, so do
you know can you talk about wine for

806
01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:09,800
such a whiskey expert? Steffial you're
the new whiskey expert for the show.

807
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:15,639
Yeah, I actually am a certified
bourbon steward for whatever. There you go,

808
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,760
look at expert on anything. Okay, but let me ask you this,

809
01:03:19,039 --> 01:03:23,079
just just generally speaking existentially, Let's
say, right if I can say

810
01:03:23,159 --> 01:03:30,639
the word, isn't the whole wine
thing just like all just kind of the

811
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:34,119
Emperor has no clothes? Do you
know what I mean? Isn't it all

812
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,280
just like a facade? Wine is
wine. If you get a bottle of

813
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:42,039
a thousand dollars, Let's say you
have a thousand bottle, a bottle that's

814
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:45,639
worth a thousand dollars, which is
nothing, and you have a bottle that's

815
01:03:45,719 --> 01:03:51,119
worth twenty dollars. Is someone going
to tell the difference? Is the normal

816
01:03:51,199 --> 01:03:54,760
person going to tell the difference?
I think trained people could know the difference.

817
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:59,519
Normal people. If I walked in
and you blindfolded me and you're like

818
01:04:00,119 --> 01:04:02,480
a thousand and one three dollars,
and I had to know which is which,

819
01:04:02,559 --> 01:04:05,719
I wouldn't know. I do not
know. There's no way in the

820
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:10,000
world I would know. I'd be
like, I like that one, and

821
01:04:10,119 --> 01:04:13,679
it would probably be the three dollars
one. That's the kind of wine I

822
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:21,480
buyee yup, oh yeah, you
get the box and you take the bag

823
01:04:21,559 --> 01:04:30,159
out with the bag in your purse
and then that anywhere. And I don't

824
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:34,719
know enough about wine to like be
snobby about it, so like, I

825
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,440
know that I like red wine,
I like the Cabernet. I know that

826
01:04:38,719 --> 01:04:41,559
much, and that is all I
know. But I will walk in and

827
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,719
like be like, who has the
coolest, prettiest label today? And I

828
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,599
will buy the weirdest label. I
can just do it in the style that

829
01:04:47,679 --> 01:04:51,440
I like, and that's how I
buy wine. That is literally what I

830
01:04:51,559 --> 01:04:59,559
do. But do you like,
what's what's your go tod with a cool

831
01:04:59,599 --> 01:05:05,199
label? Remember the cool label the
nineteen eighty one it's really good. Wow,

832
01:05:06,079 --> 01:05:11,159
we have in nineteen ninety six.
It is aged to perfection and I'm

833
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,480
just like, sign me up.
So I had al al is a left

834
01:05:14,519 --> 01:05:16,960
handed Italian. You can't drink wine. I can I drink I can drink

835
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:20,960
sheep wine and have no problem.
I don't drink hard liquor. I just

836
01:05:21,239 --> 01:05:27,000
it just does not agree with me. And I have found out over the

837
01:05:27,079 --> 01:05:31,639
course of years that if I drink
white wine, I become belligerent. Wow

838
01:05:32,079 --> 01:05:36,119
okay, wow, oh yeah,
good to know. And I've had I've

839
01:05:36,159 --> 01:05:41,400
had some experiences with that. I
got a what are you drinking now?

840
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:50,199
A shady we were I was on
a company junket down on a riverboat on

841
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:55,480
the Mississippi at night, big company
thing, you know, people all over

842
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,639
the country from there, and we
were on the boat and there's a big

843
01:05:58,719 --> 01:06:01,599
showroom after we had or they had
a big deal going on in the in

844
01:06:01,679 --> 01:06:04,480
the ballroom. So we go to
the back of the boat and is the

845
01:06:04,519 --> 01:06:09,119
big paddle wheel going, you know, and you get blasted and you're watching

846
01:06:09,159 --> 01:06:12,679
the paddle wheel. You're like getting
motion sick. So we're sitting back there,

847
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:15,599
and I went back into the dining
room and I grabbed a couple of

848
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,480
bottles of white wine out of the
metal thing with the you know, with

849
01:06:18,519 --> 01:06:23,400
the ice ahead, and the corks
were already pulled out about that ahead.

850
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:27,440
So you know, we walked back
out and we were sitting on the back

851
01:06:27,519 --> 01:06:30,880
of the ship and we're going down
to Mississippi, and there were these like

852
01:06:31,119 --> 01:06:35,079
glass things with candles in them on
each table. So a couple of the

853
01:06:35,079 --> 01:06:40,760
guys I was with started chucking these
things into the water behind the boat and

854
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:44,239
we're we're watching them, and they're
going off in the distance, still lick

855
01:06:44,239 --> 01:06:46,199
because if you hit them just right
in the water, they don't get wet

856
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:50,519
inside. And the candle kept going. Can anything. No one that they

857
01:06:50,559 --> 01:06:56,400
hate those stock well noctually. That
was the start, and they thought they

858
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:59,920
were they were all that because they
were throwing the the well. Then I

859
01:07:00,079 --> 01:07:01,519
got up and started throwing the chairs
and tables over there. We go the

860
01:07:01,599 --> 01:07:05,599
white wine. After two bottles of
white wine. Let's play, and then

861
01:07:05,679 --> 01:07:09,119
everybody left, and all of a
sudden, I'm the only guy standing in

862
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:13,480
the back of the boat missing four
tables and about eight chairs. Okay,

863
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:19,320
wow, were there in the UFOs? And movement on the wine just happened.

864
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:23,719
Before we go to commercial, I'm
going to go back to Stephanie.

865
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:28,239
So once again, do you do
you you know, is there going to

866
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,840
be like some new drinks, some
hot drink a year from now, two

867
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,480
years from now? Do you know
what I mean? Like? They definitely

868
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:38,719
drinks do go in a fashion right, in a fad? Almost? Yeah?

869
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:42,320
So like what is it early like
late nineties, early two thousands,

870
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,119
like the Apple Tini was living its
best life? Oh? Yeah about it

871
01:07:45,159 --> 01:07:50,079
anymore? Really? Do you think
they come in phases? I'm not sure

872
01:07:50,159 --> 01:07:56,000
what's next. I'm interested to see. I think there's a celebrity attachments to

873
01:07:56,119 --> 01:07:59,480
certain drinks. Is there going to
be a swift wine of some sort?

874
01:07:59,519 --> 01:08:02,000
Now? Okay? So, like
let me tell you, I'm a New

875
01:08:02,159 --> 01:08:06,239
Orleans fan, but I have watched
more Chiefs games this year than New Orleans

876
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:10,440
games because I'm like, it's Taylor
there, where's she out there? That

877
01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:13,519
girl's loving her best life. She's
got her bondky Fanberry, she's got a

878
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:15,800
white wine. I think the girl
has always got a drink in her hand

879
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:20,239
and she is partying. So I
don't think she's going to really put her

880
01:08:20,399 --> 01:08:24,159
name on it, because she doesn't
need to. She's a billionaire already,

881
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:29,479
she doesn't have that brand. But
I think there could be something named after

882
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,000
her that people will. The Swifties
are absolutely going to be like, I

883
01:08:32,199 --> 01:08:39,199
want this because it's Taylor's drink.
I hope might get like some special updue

884
01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:43,279
situation and be a thing. I
don't know. They're already renamed the super

885
01:08:43,319 --> 01:08:48,600
Bowl the super Bowl swifty eight.
Yeah, oh my god, I think

886
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:53,920
they just might. Like I mean, the super Bowl brings in cocktails and

887
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,359
booze. That's a boozy day,
so I expect somebody to make like a

888
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,560
Tavis cocktail. Yeah. I don't
know what they're gonna put it in,

889
01:09:01,119 --> 01:09:04,399
but like Tavis, that's gonna be
like a cocktail. Maybe I should make

890
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:12,239
it and I do it and then
just do like the hashtag because it turned

891
01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:17,399
her Man's right tas put together.
Okay, yeah, do it yourself.

892
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:23,319
Maybe like do like a vodka cranberry
and then maybe put like a splash of

893
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:28,119
like I don't know, like the
grapefruit white clock, like this is the

894
01:09:28,159 --> 01:09:33,479
hashtag Tavis. Yeah, there is
a barbecue whiskey. I didn't like this

895
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:39,359
whiskey and I used it just to
make maritate chicken with Kansas City is for

896
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:42,880
their barbecue. I could do like
a something. Yes, I don't know.

897
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,520
Hey listen, can I just say
this? Her history? You know

898
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:51,000
what her history is is to get
into these very high profile romances and then

899
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:56,439
when they least expect that, what's
gonna happen is she dumps the guy all

900
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:00,720
right, writes a couple of songs
about it, and no one that I

901
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:05,319
mean, have you seen the previous
guys? They're they're like little Victorian boys.

902
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,800
This is like a man. This
is like her first man. Okay,

903
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:16,439
this is like an actual like person. But wouldn't it be bad if

904
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:19,960
she dumped him in the two weeks
leaning up to the super Bowl? You

905
01:10:20,079 --> 01:10:28,319
see the NFL? That would be
would that be dramatic? Kim is already

906
01:10:28,359 --> 01:10:33,840
crying, he can't take it.
If she dumps him, then then it's

907
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:39,800
this whole relationship has been satire and
she just gets it. I think I

908
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:44,600
think, I think that there's an
element. Yes, that would be funny.

909
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:48,520
Oh my god, I hope Travis
Kelsey is that his name. I

910
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:53,960
hope he doesn't listen to the show
because she might be getting dumped. Sir,

911
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:59,600
listen Alice telling me that at the
Moose brother what did what happened after

912
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:03,880
the game? This is that?
So Casey won the championship game last Sunday.

913
01:11:04,039 --> 01:11:08,520
Okay, they beat the Baltimore Ravens
ahead. What happened out? So

914
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,039
they all go down to the you
know, they're all down the field celebrating,

915
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:14,079
they're doing their thing, and so
Taylor Swift comes down and all the

916
01:11:14,119 --> 01:11:17,199
cameras are coming over to her and
she's telling the cameraman to get away from

917
01:11:17,239 --> 01:11:20,279
her. It's not about her,
you know, focus on the team.

918
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:25,479
Get away from me. Sure.
So she's freaking out, saying, look

919
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,000
at you know, I don't want
any part of this. And then Andy

920
01:11:28,119 --> 01:11:32,359
Reid takes her by the arm and
walks her off off the field, you

921
01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:35,079
know, and let's Kelsey go off
and find his brother and Andy Reid the

922
01:11:35,159 --> 01:11:38,600
coach, and the coach, the
big, big, big chunky coach got

923
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:43,880
and he you know, he's going
around now saying he's known her longer than

924
01:11:44,079 --> 01:11:46,199
Kelsey. Hes Yeah, bullshit.
So anyway, so what happened though when

925
01:11:46,239 --> 01:11:50,720
they left the game? Oh,
I said, they leave the game,

926
01:11:53,119 --> 01:11:56,680
they get in a they get in
the jet. You know, they call

927
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,760
the limo. The limo shows up. They bring him to an airport.

928
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,079
There's a private jet. They get
on the jet. They fly for two

929
01:12:01,159 --> 01:12:03,840
hours, and then as soon as
they land, you know, they open

930
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:09,279
the door in the hot air that
blows in and they were on some island,

931
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:13,159
tropical island, somewhere, private island, and they're they're you know,

932
01:12:13,279 --> 01:12:15,319
that's it there, That's like,
that's the world she lives in. I

933
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:18,279
mean when and now that's the world
that he lives in too, you know.

934
01:12:18,399 --> 01:12:21,359
I mean he's getting a lot of
money and and he makes a lot

935
01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:25,920
of money. But it turns out
that when he started to get not to

936
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,600
tear this into the NFL, but
when he started to get really popular because

937
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,439
of her, I mean I kind
of heard of him, and I'm finally

938
01:12:32,439 --> 01:12:38,000
the NFL. But you know,
he's one makes one of many, Okay,

939
01:12:38,119 --> 01:12:41,640
so suddenly now you know, the
bright light is on him. Okay,

940
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:46,079
So into the games leading up to
the playoffs. Someone did calculated and

941
01:12:46,159 --> 01:12:50,439
they said he did. He showed
up like in six hundred and fifty commercials

942
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:56,079
and Mahomes showed up in like two
hundred and twenty. And that's like,

943
01:12:56,399 --> 01:12:59,079
that's that's keeping school, you know
what I mean. I mean that does

944
01:12:59,359 --> 01:13:01,840
you know they get aid royalties and
stuff like that for the you know,

945
01:13:02,039 --> 01:13:06,640
the but that's also another measurement of
it, Okay. And all of a

946
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:11,640
sudden, her light is reflecting on
him, you know, and he's hot

947
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,960
because she's hot, and if she's
if she's going down in the field and

948
01:13:15,039 --> 01:13:17,079
saying it's not about me, don't
go down in the field. Let me.

949
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:21,039
She's especially thousand camera. She can't
go anywhere, you know, the

950
01:13:21,079 --> 01:13:25,920
poor girl. And I feel bad
she she knows she was on TV and

951
01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:29,359
everyone was watching me. I said, that's what that's why she's been around

952
01:13:29,399 --> 01:13:30,840
for Yeah. I mean, like, you know, she can't go get

953
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:34,159
a pepsmear without like having a camera, you know what I mean. Like

954
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:41,159
she can't go to a restaurant and
we'll put the class in there for a

955
01:13:41,239 --> 01:13:44,800
friend. I mean, they keep
saying Travis Chelsea is wide open all the

956
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:55,319
time. But what about Taylor.
A report today that she's generated three hundred

957
01:13:55,319 --> 01:13:59,479
and thirty five million dollars for the
Chiefs and the NFL. Yeah right,

958
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:08,600
yes, Jersey sales and whatever else
sales, Like that's crazy. I'm fixated

959
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,920
on this. Now, what if
she dumps him. I'm gonna look,

960
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,159
that's gonna be so funny. I
going well on it. But that's her

961
01:14:15,279 --> 01:14:16,680
history. But as you're saying,
everyone else, you know, not they

962
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:19,720
known that much about it, but
she did. She was going out one

963
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:24,039
of the Kennedys, Now I get
this, and she buys the mansion next

964
01:14:24,119 --> 01:14:27,560
to his mansion down in Cape Con, down in Hyannas, I mean,

965
01:14:28,079 --> 01:14:35,840
and then she dumped his ass.
Mean, come on, she was it

966
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:43,159
switchy Okay? Yeah, then he
moved to West Virginia. Yeah, she

967
01:14:43,279 --> 01:14:45,760
was just the country girls. When
they talk about her though, the things

968
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,520
they say about her, like sher
lips were normal and everything else. You

969
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:55,439
know, when when she finished the
tour in the United States, when she

970
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:59,640
went cross country with the tour and
all the trailer trucks of her junk that

971
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,560
is they had to haul to do
her show at every big stadium, right

972
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,359
when they got through with that and
she was going to go to Asia or

973
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:11,199
Europe where the next stage of the
show is. Yes, they called in

974
01:15:11,399 --> 01:15:15,239
all the truck drivers who had driven
trailer trucks for her for how many months

975
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:20,039
to get her set up and get
her stage to the next place. And

976
01:15:20,199 --> 01:15:25,920
her dad went and handed each one
of those truck drivers one hundred thousand dollars

977
01:15:27,159 --> 01:15:30,840
as a thank you. Now,
you tell me that girl ever needs a

978
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,039
teamster to show up and drive a
truck for her, she's going to have

979
01:15:35,159 --> 01:15:39,600
fifty of them fighting to get But
here's the thing. Is that all right?

980
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:42,760
So that's great, and it's great. It's great to pass, you

981
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,720
know, to kind of spread it
out, spread the money round. But

982
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,079
I think she's smart enough because the
role man was a hedge fun guy,

983
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:53,159
so he must know what's going on, he says to her. Pay the

984
01:15:53,239 --> 01:15:56,680
team stairs. Yeah, because I
mean tip the teamsterairs. It will always

985
01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:00,760
be a friend. I mean,
even even the jeamss are on your side,

986
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:04,439
your gold in front of you.
Got to get them on your side.

987
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:09,359
When she showed up. She showed
up at Gillette Stadium when they played.

988
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:13,720
They played the Patriots and they beat
the hell out of them, probably,

989
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:16,720
but she was tipping, you know, the help the people at the

990
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:20,840
stadium one hundred dollars bills. And
she wasn't being flashy about it. She

991
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:24,359
wasn't like, you know, making
a big deal, but she was talking

992
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:27,439
them hundreds. She didn't have to
do that. I mean, you know,

993
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,319
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know. The woman's your

994
01:16:29,399 --> 01:16:34,119
music. Hey listen, her music
is is not her music is. I

995
01:16:34,159 --> 01:16:36,840
don't know. I don't want to
like dumping the music. Her music is

996
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:42,800
popular, but compared to other things, it's it's not it's not really that

997
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:46,560
bull But right now she's at the
peak of her of her she's she's the

998
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:53,680
most famous person on the planet.
It's the girl teenager she would be,

999
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,640
you know, you'd be jumping up
and down or preteen, you know,

1000
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:04,479
fourth grade up. Well that's herds
fifty year old people. But what we

1001
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:10,640
were talking about earlier is she manages
I know, like I don't really enjoy

1002
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,840
music like my niece loves it.
You know. Yeah, well, you

1003
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,359
know, I just enjoying what you
think. She's like whatever. To me,

1004
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:20,880
she's a great role model for kids
compared to some of the crap that

1005
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:26,319
she tries. Concerts. Yeah,
well, that's true. She is a

1006
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,880
down on earth and she's very very
and I'm not a big fan of I'm

1007
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:35,840
saying, she just gave a million
dollars to Nashville for the flooding, and

1008
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:41,640
she gives millions of dollars and all
these carses, she's a billionaire, you

1009
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:45,479
know. So you know, we
love to knock people. I mean right,

1010
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,199
Yes, she is a good role
model. I have to give her

1011
01:17:47,279 --> 01:17:50,880
that, you know, she's yeah, I would agree with that. What

1012
01:17:51,039 --> 01:17:55,560
I find interesting, good luck to
her. You know what I find interesting

1013
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:59,520
with her is which we were talking
about earlier. She you know, ten

1014
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:04,640
years ago, her core audience started
about the fourth grade girl level and went

1015
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:10,279
you know, up from there.
Today she still appeals to the fourth grade

1016
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:14,199
girl and up. So she hasn't
aged out. They don't see her as

1017
01:18:14,279 --> 01:18:19,479
being too old to identify with.
So until she gets old enough or gets

1018
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:24,079
married, you know, that's that
might be one of the tipping points.

1019
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:29,399
But and let you know, she
can keep going back and catching the next

1020
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:31,920
generation and going back and for a
while, she's done it two or three

1021
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:36,920
times already. As long as she
can do that, she'll be she'll follow

1022
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:41,760
the Madonna model. Well see that's
what we're talking about. Madonna or like

1023
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,800
a share where like the love of
something and she's doing a concert to her

1024
01:18:47,119 --> 01:18:51,279
Madonna and she's being sued. I
just want all the listeners to know this

1025
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:58,279
is now a Taylor Swift podcast.
You're not interested in listening further. You

1026
01:18:58,399 --> 01:19:01,640
get it. She's going to be
Okyo, what the night she's playing the

1027
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,920
night before the super Bowl? Right? Is that it? Really? And

1028
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:09,960
then she's flying back given the time
difference and stuff, I guess she could

1029
01:19:10,039 --> 01:19:13,359
make it. Yeah, she's going
to be a private jet. A private

1030
01:19:13,479 --> 01:19:18,079
jet. She could definitely make it
back, like really about twenty four hours

1031
01:19:18,159 --> 01:19:24,880
beforehand, given the international date line. Right, she'll be there. She

1032
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:31,079
has to be there, make it
back. Wow, she has to be

1033
01:19:31,319 --> 01:19:35,279
there so if anything happens, you
know between now and oh wow? Okay,

1034
01:19:35,359 --> 01:19:39,319
this is the drama I'm telling.
The NFL got what they wanted.

1035
01:19:39,399 --> 01:19:42,159
I mean, it's a good things. She got attached to a good team,

1036
01:19:42,239 --> 01:19:43,720
do you know what I mean?
If she was a attach to a

1037
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:46,760
slob team, it'd be really awkward
and stupid. Could you imagine if she

1038
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:53,720
was dating someone from like the Buffalo
Bills Patriots. You'd never see it.

1039
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:59,439
Come on couple of those of York
team, which is like whoa, but

1040
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:02,159
come on, he's sucking. Let
me wrap up. It's good looking too,

1041
01:20:02,239 --> 01:20:05,319
It's no doubt about it. Whatever. He's a he's like A two.

1042
01:20:09,279 --> 01:20:13,199
That's my girl. I love.
I am watching that man like there's

1043
01:20:13,279 --> 01:20:15,840
like tiktoks and just like him walking
into the stadium. I'm like, I

1044
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:19,479
would watch that man block for like
fifteen hours. Like what you talk about

1045
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:25,039
switch Elvis. It's his name.
See first Grounk, I'd be I'd be

1046
01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:29,359
regular with you. He's like another
Gronk, right, I mean kinda anyway,

1047
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:34,319
So Stephanie, so before we finish
the segment, now, you're married

1048
01:20:34,359 --> 01:20:41,239
to an Indianapolis coach fan, right
yeah? So like I think he's just

1049
01:20:41,319 --> 01:20:44,560
a fan because like that's our home
team or from outside of Indianapolis. He's

1050
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,439
more of a Cubs fan, like
that is like his diard team. Like

1051
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:50,560
he's very used to be disappointed.
But yeah, the Colts freaking suck this

1052
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:55,359
year. Yeah yeah they lost,
So we can I tell you something.

1053
01:20:55,399 --> 01:20:58,439
The Cubs are going to freaking suck
this year too. Okay, so it's

1054
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:02,720
gonna be double How about that?
Bill Belichick guy. Huh yeah, once

1055
01:21:03,319 --> 01:21:08,399
someone hire him when you think he'd
get hired, like in two seconds.

1056
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:11,720
But anyway, why don't we do
this? When don't we take a commercial

1057
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,199
break now? Stephanie, thank you
very much. Do you want to hang

1058
01:21:14,279 --> 01:21:18,000
with us or do you have places
to go? Yeah? Really? Yeah?

1059
01:21:18,079 --> 01:21:21,439
Okay, well poor Bourbon. Why
don't we clap to Stephanie? Anyway,

1060
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,319
Well, take a commercier break now
and we'll be right back after this.

1061
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:32,039
Stay tune so ian to see you
hear us next time. This is

1062
01:21:32,159 --> 01:21:35,800
mcwoni for the entire gang saying,
be safe, be happy, and by

1063
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:40,640
bye. Okay, the show's over. Hey, Kobra, where are we

1064
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:43,039
going to eat tonight? Well,
gentlemen, what do you feel like?

1065
01:21:43,239 --> 01:21:45,439
Chinese? Eat Italian sushi? How
about we go where they have the best

1066
01:21:45,479 --> 01:21:48,520
hamburg in the world? And where
would that be? One one totally the

1067
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:54,119
Starboard Gally, Starboard Gally. They're
a great seafood place. But they're a

1068
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:57,840
newbury portant. We're an extra,
but they're only twenty minutes away down Route

1069
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,520
ninety five. And believe me,
they have the best hamburger in the world.

1070
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:11,960
Let's go. Okay, boys,
Licensing registration. Where's a fire you

1071
01:22:12,039 --> 01:22:15,199
clown's going through the sarkness her Ina
hare just to get the best hamburger in

1072
01:22:15,239 --> 01:22:18,960
the world. And where's that Pally. That's the Starboard gally Neburg a great

1073
01:22:19,039 --> 01:22:23,439
seafood place. Yes, but they
make a great hamburger too, and they

1074
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:27,159
start with the best beat, super
fresh buns, great topics. Plus it's

1075
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only twenty minutes of weaver next to
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1076
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as god buddy, Light them up, switchblade, starboard Galley, they're here.

1077
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That's the Starboard gally fifty five Water
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1078
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seafood and the best hamburger in the
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1079
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1080
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1086
01:23:54,239 --> 01:23:57,359
went to Bacloney's Middle Tracks Law show. Here in the distant thunder Radio and

1087
01:23:57,399 --> 01:24:00,880
Netway visits MACRONI, well, what
a show we yeah for you tonight?

1088
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,760
What a show's turned into? Girls? You know he's been here all night,

1089
01:24:04,159 --> 01:24:08,520
pretty famous one one over there in
English and I have enjoying every minute

1090
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:12,800
of it. Thanks Max. Ladies
and gentlemen and all ships at sea,

1091
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:15,479
welcome to the show. So you're
talking earlier about what is a dry January?

1092
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:19,279
You don't drink in January? Is
that what you're doing? That's no,

1093
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:27,560
that's not what I'm doing. That's
okay. Also with us is a

1094
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:32,439
National correspondent switch plate Steve Watt switchy. Great to be here, and I'm

1095
01:24:32,439 --> 01:24:35,720
pretty dry this January too, kind
of dry? Yeah, okay, all

1096
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:42,199
right, and you still can't see
us right now. Your microphone is gone.

1097
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:46,079
You've killed your microphone for some reason. Now there's a cat involved.

1098
01:24:46,119 --> 01:24:54,600
See what happens there stepping on the
microphone. But yeah, right, exactly,

1099
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:58,720
get that cat out of there.
Yes, yes, can you hear

1100
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,960
me? Get the cat out of
it. I'm very dry this January as

1101
01:25:01,039 --> 01:25:04,119
well. Okay, hey, listen
real quick, very quickly, because they

1102
01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:08,159
have to introduce everyone here before the
end of the show. What did you

1103
01:25:08,239 --> 01:25:12,760
have for breakfast today? Oh?
I went to a Tutor's Biscuit World,

1104
01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:16,479
look at I had the classic breakfast, which includes uh, eggs and meat

1105
01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:21,960
eggs, scrambled eggs, bacon,
and a biscuit coffee. You know,

1106
01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:26,520
listen, that's cool, Switchy,
But you know for you telling us in

1107
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:30,239
that cat is wrapping his tail around
you? How can I think of food

1108
01:25:30,319 --> 01:25:40,680
when that Maje flee Britain's baby.
That doesn't make any difference. They get

1109
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:46,000
fleas and they smell each other's asses. It's terrible anyway, awesome with us

1110
01:25:46,199 --> 01:25:50,640
is security chief, you can still
stand us? Willie club Willie, how

1111
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:54,359
are you doing? Wow? What
a night? I got to tell you.

1112
01:25:54,479 --> 01:26:01,039
The topics here go from ghosts drinking
tailor swift drinking. Finally Switchy admitting

1113
01:26:01,119 --> 01:26:05,720
he's dry, right dry? Yeah, but I wanted to ask him.

1114
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:09,880
You know we as you know,
we have the Hooters up here and you

1115
01:26:10,039 --> 01:26:19,159
have the hooters down there. Worlds. Still, most of the female clientele,

1116
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:24,680
uh are not dressed provocatively. Be
careful most that's why you go there.

1117
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:30,319
But I mean, all right,
some of the dudes chat now testimony

1118
01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:34,159
later. Hey listen. Also in
the studio with us, is you're kidding

1119
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:41,079
how now though? Hey Macael everyone? Okay, yeah, great cold cold,

1120
01:26:41,159 --> 01:26:42,960
Yeah, it's it's kind of cold
here. It's kind of weird.

1121
01:26:44,039 --> 01:26:47,399
Also with us up there and sideways
in the yard. Raven is with this,

1122
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:53,079
Raven my friends, thank you for
having me. You're dressed up your

1123
01:26:53,359 --> 01:26:58,079
one dress for you address of the
cold? Right? Oh yeah, my

1124
01:26:58,199 --> 01:27:01,279
host is always cold. Really,
I keep it at a nice sixty four

1125
01:27:01,399 --> 01:27:08,880
flat. Really, wow, I'm
sorry. I refuse to give those those

1126
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:13,520
guests electric companies what they want,
which is to keep you warm, which

1127
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:15,720
is which is my my money.
Oh really, okay, all right,

1128
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:20,520
so I just bundle up. But
you see, if you put your heat

1129
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:26,079
at seventy and keep it there,
it's just the same amount of fuel to

1130
01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:30,840
maintain that as is to maintain sixty
four. Yes, no man, now,

1131
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:33,399
man, because I tried. That
depends on this and my bills skyrocket

1132
01:27:35,239 --> 01:27:42,239
here. I'm sorry, Craven.
Thank you for joining us. We appreciate

1133
01:27:42,279 --> 01:27:45,640
it. Thank you for having Are
there any cats near you? No?

1134
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:55,920
My cat died. Sorry, ohst
No, I wish, I wish the

1135
01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:59,399
ghost of my cat was here.
No, my dog's barged in a little

1136
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:03,560
bit ago. They're downstairs, they're
sleeping, and I'm just alone with my

1137
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:08,920
existential thoughts. Okay, good now
I'm gonna cry myself. I'm sorry.

1138
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:14,239
I'm so sorry. Wow. Anyway, my cat did die though, So

1139
01:28:14,359 --> 01:28:18,880
it's you know, Stephanie, is
there cocktail for that? Oh god,

1140
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:25,680
I have to figure something out.
It's a line of cocaine and a shot

1141
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:28,520
of Vodkas. That's all you can
do. I'm right there with you.

1142
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:35,840
Awkward, Mat, I'm sorry.
I love the cat. It's okay,

1143
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:41,800
It's okay, it's okay. Cat's
name is Friday, right, Friday the

1144
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:45,319
cat. Yeah, her name was
Friday. She was the best. Ya

1145
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:50,239
Friday, Friday. Friday. Everyone
poor went out for Friday. She was.

1146
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:55,920
She was the best. I'm going
to move on, Max. You

1147
01:28:55,920 --> 01:29:01,960
would have hated her. I don't
say that. Also with us is a

1148
01:29:02,079 --> 01:29:05,800
good friend up there in Edmonton,
Canada. Kim Shay, Kim, how

1149
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:09,920
you doing saluting us? How you
doing? Bud It doing fantastic? Say

1150
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:13,880
hello to everyone? All right,
anybody's doing great? Out there all right?

1151
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,640
Now is this someone to the left
of you and someone to the right

1152
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:20,439
of you? Right now, there's
somebody to my left. Let's hey,

1153
01:29:21,279 --> 01:29:24,560
hey, Russ, how you doing, buddy? There he is, Let's

1154
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:28,960
clap for rush. Come on,
let's yeah, Okay, we're don't good.

1155
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:30,720
We don't got rush? What do
you do up there? What do

1156
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:35,079
you do up in Canada? Up
in Edmonton? Well right now, I

1157
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:44,640
very active e bake writer. I
medically retired during most of my time noising

1158
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:48,279
electric bicycles. That's I have one
of those. I have a cast what's

1159
01:29:48,279 --> 01:29:53,640
it called casting casting now or something? Candale? Yeah, yeah, right,

1160
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:57,720
Canondale, Canada. I have a
Canada. Yeah, that's a job,

1161
01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:00,800
riding a little bit lazier. I
got three real b bike. It's

1162
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:02,800
called a trike. Oh yeah,
sure. I got a basket in the

1163
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:08,239
back. I can carry all my
camera equipment, gear and the way I

1164
01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:11,279
go. I've got fifty five hundred
clovers on it. In two years,

1165
01:30:12,119 --> 01:30:15,399
I'd love my e bike. I
mean I'm not someone who is you know,

1166
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:18,479
someone who exercises a lot and not
like that, and I'm not a

1167
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:21,560
real bike rider. But I got
on the e bike and there's just something

1168
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:26,840
about it. I mean, you're
still working, you're still working, you

1169
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,640
know, but you just go really
fast. You know. It's kind of

1170
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:31,319
weird to keep you can keep your
heart in your chest because you're not,

1171
01:30:31,479 --> 01:30:35,399
like you say, you're not overworking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1172
01:30:35,479 --> 01:30:39,239
it's really nice. I really And
then when the cold weather came,

1173
01:30:39,279 --> 01:30:42,960
I couldn't so a resh. Thanks
for joining us tonight. We really appreciate

1174
01:30:43,039 --> 01:30:46,199
it. Well, thank you for
having me. And also yeah, it's

1175
01:30:46,239 --> 01:30:50,039
fun also with us to get them
to come and join in. Oh yeah,

1176
01:30:50,119 --> 01:30:56,720
yeah anytime. Also with us is
Stephanie McNew is from the Highly Spirited

1177
01:30:56,840 --> 01:31:04,399
podcast Stephanie everybody, thanks for hanging
with us tonight. You can see the

1178
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:10,279
state we're all in. Yeah,
thanks for having me back with you guys.

1179
01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:16,000
So so Kim, you write me
on a regular basis and you send

1180
01:31:16,079 --> 01:31:21,159
me these very strange stories that you
come across in like on YouTube. Right,

1181
01:31:23,239 --> 01:31:25,920
yeah, I don't like to zoom
around on YouTube, that's right,

1182
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:30,359
end of my I find YouTube very
entertaining. But I mean I think you

1183
01:31:30,439 --> 01:31:33,199
ought to take everything as the grain
of assault. But I mean some of

1184
01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:35,760
the stories, you know, if
they gain a little bit of traction,

1185
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:41,439
anywhere. I'm definitely gets my interest, right, what's the weirdest story?

1186
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:45,159
What's the weird story you came across
in the past few weeks. I loved

1187
01:31:45,479 --> 01:31:48,800
I think Switchy went over that story
a couple of weeks ago, but I

1188
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:53,359
mean, I love that peruvi and
face peeling story. Switch Hey, that

1189
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:59,800
is just absolutely bizarre that story.
I think when you were describing it,

1190
01:32:00,319 --> 01:32:04,159
he did an awesome job. I
loved your description of it. But I

1191
01:32:04,239 --> 01:32:10,520
had heard a story with that him
just recently where he had mentioned that the

1192
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:15,319
natives there when it came to those
flying discs that those guys are riding on,

1193
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:19,600
they always showed up in dusk and
on. They always showed up in

1194
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:26,399
pairs. But the one girl that
got kind of had that situation happen to

1195
01:32:26,479 --> 01:32:30,279
her with that cream put on her
face, she heard them talking, and

1196
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,880
oddly enough, she said that one
of them was a Gringo and the other

1197
01:32:35,119 --> 01:32:39,479
was a Peruvian. Now I know, Tim kind of said, well,

1198
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:42,520
maybe she was under duress and maybe
that's what she heard in her head,

1199
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:45,920
or maybe she just I guess she
had such PTSD from it that they could

1200
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:49,279
hardly even talk to her, and
she was just shaking and shivering and was

1201
01:32:49,359 --> 01:32:53,680
so scared and kind of thought that
they were part of the same crew of

1202
01:32:54,439 --> 01:32:57,880
beans or something that had come into
their village. A Anyways, I just

1203
01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:00,319
had to pass that along because I
thought it was kind of fascinating that she

1204
01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:05,760
thought they were a gringo and a
Peruvian and kind of put this humanoid touch

1205
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:13,840
to it. Wow, it's kind
of interesting. I wonder what the you

1206
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:20,479
know, what's the criteria for being
a gringo of that they could use that

1207
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:26,279
slang, you know. Yeah,
he said that gringo to them was anybody

1208
01:33:26,359 --> 01:33:30,800
that had a Western kind of dialect, like talked with an accent. They

1209
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:38,439
they speak what campos Spanish is kind
of a jungle Spanish, and Kim speaks

1210
01:33:38,439 --> 01:33:41,920
that, I guess fluently. That
gentleman that we were speaking about, that

1211
01:33:42,079 --> 01:33:46,239
was what that went there and took
these guys cameras and took them night vision

1212
01:33:46,359 --> 01:33:51,399
goggles and flashlights and kind of got
them prepared to like try to look for

1213
01:33:51,479 --> 01:33:54,920
these things. I guess, as
they've been around for over forty years,

1214
01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:59,239
but not before that. There was
no stories before nineteen eighty on that story

1215
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:02,359
that he could find that was in
their folklore or anything. Wow, So

1216
01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:06,119
it was something that was really new, which was kind of interesting. I

1217
01:34:06,239 --> 01:34:11,359
had no idea it was even that
long of a story. But talk about

1218
01:34:12,199 --> 01:34:15,720
very strange, and I mean high
strangeness, I'm not sure about that one

1219
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:19,039
though, Hey, switchy, it's
kind of more like like real, like

1220
01:34:19,279 --> 01:34:24,439
nobody's really phasing in and out of
reality. It seemed like they were very

1221
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:31,079
corporeal, real right, very substance
to them. Right. Well, there

1222
01:34:31,159 --> 01:34:34,600
are some of these things that do
seem to be very very solid and physical,

1223
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:39,960
and there aren't others that have a
great deal of high strangeness where they

1224
01:34:40,159 --> 01:34:44,640
seem to be kind of ethereal or
more like an apparition. So we seem

1225
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:47,760
to have kind of a hit on
collision between these two things, and sometimes

1226
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:51,760
it's very hard to kind of sift
through them and figure out what's what is

1227
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:55,800
not the truth. So that kind
of led me to the other story,

1228
01:34:56,159 --> 01:34:59,680
which was the story out of Miami
on January first, twenty twenty four.

1229
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,840
Anybody hear about this, Yes,
this is very weird. No, this

1230
01:35:03,039 --> 01:35:09,359
is that the Bayside market Place,
a mall inside Miami. Now this happened

1231
01:35:09,439 --> 01:35:13,960
January first, late January first,
because it was dark so it was after

1232
01:35:14,159 --> 01:35:18,720
the New Year's parties. But there
was probably fifty to sixty to seventy police

1233
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:25,800
vehicles that showed up at this mall, and they proceeded to go and find

1234
01:35:26,039 --> 01:35:31,640
some kids that were supposedly possibly shooting
guns or possibly had fireworks. Now,

1235
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:34,800
everybody on the scene that I've heard
of, anybody that talked about it,

1236
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:40,239
said the most loudest noises that they
could hear were like popping lights. You

1237
01:35:40,279 --> 01:35:43,039
know when you pop a light bulb, right, and it makes that too

1238
01:35:43,239 --> 01:35:46,520
noise, So it wasn't something that
was really like a gunshot or even fireworks.

1239
01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:49,319
And then the other thing was that
they a lot of people heard.

1240
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:54,840
Now this one has got this anyways, bear with me here, but they

1241
01:35:55,039 --> 01:36:00,079
said that the noise that was around
it was like electrical. This really weird

1242
01:36:00,680 --> 01:36:04,800
electrical noise. Now, hey,
you guys, I Sarah and I.

1243
01:36:05,159 --> 01:36:08,439
This is a true story. Sarah
and I. I got it on my

1244
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:11,560
YouTube page. I sent it to
mac. But we were out just north

1245
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:15,680
of the city here at a really
interesting place for our history, a place

1246
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:19,720
that spawned two rivers that used to
have a portage between them. It was

1247
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:26,159
the closest place between the Athabasca River
and the North Saskatchewan River and people used

1248
01:36:26,159 --> 01:36:28,479
to walk it back in the day
with their canoe on their back. But

1249
01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:31,960
we were sitting right there and Sarah
was outside, and we heard what sounded

1250
01:36:32,079 --> 01:36:36,159
like a jet go over quite low. The base isn't too too far away.

1251
01:36:36,199 --> 01:36:40,319
But then after that you can listen
to it on my YouTube thing there.

1252
01:36:40,359 --> 01:36:44,800
But there's like an electrical sound and
it's absolutely in the sky, and

1253
01:36:45,039 --> 01:36:48,119
it was like, honestly, I
have never ever heard anything like it,

1254
01:36:48,239 --> 01:36:54,760
not connected to electrical storms, not
connected to Aurora borealis. It was just

1255
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:58,680
an electrical sound like it sounded like
something was shortened out near high fire or

1256
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:03,000
something. Yea bizarre yeah. But
anyways, besides that, this Miami story

1257
01:37:03,319 --> 01:37:09,479
back to it. So there's tons
of witnesses that saw things that seem to

1258
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:14,000
be see through there's videos, but
nobody seems to have come forth with any

1259
01:37:14,159 --> 01:37:16,880
really credible thing. But like some
of the witness we're saying you guys,

1260
01:37:17,279 --> 01:37:21,119
is that there is nobody saw anything
because everybody was in panic mode running,

1261
01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:26,880
so nobody really saw anything except for
a few people. And all these people

1262
01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:31,159
seem to have come forward as witnesses
and now I've listened to a couple of

1263
01:37:31,199 --> 01:37:33,800
their things. They're on my YouTube
thing there. I left it on there

1264
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:38,399
for anybody to go check out.
You can go watch them yourself. But

1265
01:37:39,199 --> 01:37:42,720
some of them, yeah, they're
pretty suspected, you know what I mean,

1266
01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:45,560
Like, I think people looking for
a quick box tending to have video.

1267
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:49,239
They don't want to show anybody video
because it's going to cause everybody TORESS

1268
01:37:49,319 --> 01:37:54,520
and they're gonna have PTSD as bad
as their family. You won't be able

1269
01:37:54,520 --> 01:38:00,119
to operate, right right, Yeah? Yeah, So what's the one you

1270
01:38:00,199 --> 01:38:05,000
sent me? Well, go ahead, good annualist. Well, I mean

1271
01:38:05,079 --> 01:38:09,319
the other one I was talking about, the Tabby Star. I don't know

1272
01:38:09,359 --> 01:38:14,880
if anybody's that one either. That's
a really strange phenomena that actually is just

1273
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:17,960
happening right now, and it's that
it's just this weird star that basically is

1274
01:38:18,079 --> 01:38:24,920
brilliance goes from nothing to really bright. They can't find any astronomical reasons for

1275
01:38:25,199 --> 01:38:29,760
this happening what they can see,
and basically they keep coming down through the

1276
01:38:29,840 --> 01:38:34,760
sift of knowledge and understanding that it's
like possibly alien may dice and fear that

1277
01:38:34,880 --> 01:38:41,359
goes around the star that's collecting energy
and from that story though, was Oddly

1278
01:38:41,479 --> 01:38:44,920
enough, some of the other stars
that are in that vicinity seem to almost

1279
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:48,840
be connected in some kind of of
a system there. So it is a

1280
01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:51,840
strange story. I don't think any
of the astronomers can even get their heads

1281
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:57,680
wrapped around it. And again,
you know, just another weird thing out

1282
01:38:57,720 --> 01:39:00,479
in space that we keep learning that
we wouldn't have any ideas about. Well,

1283
01:39:00,479 --> 01:39:03,800
we're hearing a lot more about it
because of the James Web telescope and

1284
01:39:04,079 --> 01:39:06,920
just a whole other things. I
mean, the technology is coming together for

1285
01:39:08,039 --> 01:39:13,159
us to really look literally look into
the beginning of the universe. You know,

1286
01:39:14,239 --> 01:39:15,600
they have no idea what it's going
to be. That now they've already

1287
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:19,720
said the universe is actually twice as
old, I think as they thought it

1288
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:26,239
was. They found this thing,
very strange thing. I think that one

1289
01:39:26,359 --> 01:39:30,239
telescope has made people's brains just spend
that are in universities. It's going to

1290
01:39:30,279 --> 01:39:33,880
take them years to go through the
data just from a month of collection,

1291
01:39:34,119 --> 01:39:39,279
right, but they one of the
things they've done that they've done is one

1292
01:39:39,319 --> 01:39:41,920
of the things that that telescope can
do. We were talking about this two

1293
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:45,000
weeks ago, is that you can
look at the atmosphere of these exo planets

1294
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:50,119
and see what's in the atmosphere,
and if there's common monoxide in the atmosphere,

1295
01:39:50,479 --> 01:39:56,119
a common dioxide in the atmosphere,
they're only a result of like an

1296
01:39:56,159 --> 01:40:01,680
intelligent cog, a combination of things. You know, it's like burning,

1297
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:05,800
it's like blowing stuff up, whatever, and that's it. That's a sign

1298
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:11,760
of civilization. And also oxygen in
the atmosphere. So if they see these

1299
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:15,039
things, go ahead, switching too, yeah, switching, go ahead,

1300
01:40:16,119 --> 01:40:20,000
No, I said, that's a
sign of civilization when you see somebody on

1301
01:40:20,079 --> 01:40:24,039
the planet blowing everybody up right,
Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah,

1302
01:40:24,359 --> 01:40:27,479
yeah. If you see, if
you see, you know what, what's

1303
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:30,119
in our atmosphere, then you know
someone's done there. I mean, that's

1304
01:40:30,159 --> 01:40:34,840
it's almost as simple as that.
That's that was one of the other stars

1305
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:39,439
they found that was having like it's
like just sticks out there like a sore

1306
01:40:39,560 --> 01:40:43,720
thumb. Because of the age of
it and what they're finding that it's spitting

1307
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:47,399
out doesn't make any sense. They're
spitting out the super heavy elements that and

1308
01:40:48,159 --> 01:40:51,279
again they come to the same conclusion
it looks like maybe an alien's are like

1309
01:40:51,399 --> 01:40:57,079
taking their waste product and throwing them
into the star. Well, they found

1310
01:40:57,119 --> 01:41:00,199
that huge you know, there's a
huge stretch. It's a ring that's out

1311
01:41:00,279 --> 01:41:03,960
in some part of the universe,
and it's it's like, you know,

1312
01:41:05,159 --> 01:41:14,880
thirteen billion years thirteen billion light years
long. It's this structure. It shouldn't

1313
01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:17,800
be there, you know, because
yeah, the the space is in a

1314
01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:21,800
way, it's it's it's kind of
all the same. But they have groups

1315
01:41:21,880 --> 01:41:27,079
of stuff like this in a ring. I mean, yeah, that's right,

1316
01:41:27,199 --> 01:41:29,560
yea, So I mean there's always
been this. You know, these

1317
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:34,239
aliens they're so smart and so advanced. They can actually gather galaxies together give

1318
01:41:34,319 --> 01:41:38,399
them power. I don't know,
it's nuts. They look like they're farming,

1319
01:41:39,239 --> 01:41:43,720
gardening and something. That movie,
what's that old joke where they say

1320
01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:47,800
when aliens fly by Earth, they
lock the doors? Yeah, right,

1321
01:41:51,319 --> 01:41:56,119
we live in that kind of neighborhood. Insane. It like that that like

1322
01:41:56,359 --> 01:42:00,079
flips my brain though, like about
like a billion light years. It's like

1323
01:42:00,880 --> 01:42:08,039
I can't even wrap my brain around
that that that uh length of space and

1324
01:42:08,159 --> 01:42:12,600
time, right, and and I
know that it technically has like it's it's

1325
01:42:12,840 --> 01:42:15,880
this much whatever. I'm not smart
enough to figure that out, but it's

1326
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:21,520
so vast that it's like, how
is that even real? It's just crazy.

1327
01:42:23,479 --> 01:42:26,199
It could be we're also misinterpreting things
too. I mean, we really

1328
01:42:26,239 --> 01:42:30,920
don't know. This is just really
speculation on top of speculation. But that's

1329
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:32,359
true. I mean, like we
really just made it up, right,

1330
01:42:33,399 --> 01:42:39,720
but just couldn't do it. Just
it's something something that exists. We just

1331
01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:46,199
might be interpreting it improperly, right, I mean, our senses are short,

1332
01:42:46,239 --> 01:42:48,920
aren't we. I mean we only
have five senses really working, and

1333
01:42:49,079 --> 01:42:54,000
they don't really seem to interpret Kim, I'm sorry. They made a movie

1334
01:42:54,039 --> 01:42:57,479
called the sixth Sense. We have
said. That's right, Okay, I

1335
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:00,319
know I do bring it out of
it. Have a little bit too much,

1336
01:43:00,359 --> 01:43:06,039
boots. We're going down to like
three or four senses. Nonsense.

1337
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:12,880
We interpret things based on our frame
of reference, right exactly. We need

1338
01:43:12,960 --> 01:43:15,720
to adapt our frame of reference to
what's out there. And it's it's just

1339
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:21,760
getting crazy every time every time that
web telescope brings down something. Oh look

1340
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:26,199
at this, it was on the
BBC this morning. What is that you're

1341
01:43:26,239 --> 01:43:29,119
looking at it? You go,
what is that? Right? Right?

1342
01:43:29,279 --> 01:43:36,920
Yeah, So that's when the speculation
comes in Bananas as Sara black Hole.

1343
01:43:38,039 --> 01:43:42,600
So is she there? Is Sarah
there? Yeah, Sarah, and there

1344
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:45,920
we go. We'll get her.
I we'll see who's if they see it,

1345
01:43:45,119 --> 01:43:47,439
if they see a monolith through one
of those things, they need to

1346
01:43:47,439 --> 01:43:53,720
shut it off the right. Yes, Monkeys with the Monkeys, Yeah,

1347
01:43:53,840 --> 01:43:57,159
two thousand and one. You know
they were going to have a narration in

1348
01:43:57,279 --> 01:44:00,119
that movie until the day it came
out, and they said, let's just

1349
01:44:00,239 --> 01:44:03,079
kill the narration, make it mysterious, and they did two thousand and one.

1350
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:10,600
Yeah, that's crazy. Oh that's
boncos that's creepy. Hey, Stephanie,

1351
01:44:10,760 --> 01:44:13,399
what do you drink? Are you
drinking anything, Stephanie, Stephanie,

1352
01:44:13,399 --> 01:44:16,520
you drinking something? And especially for
the show. Yeah, so I had

1353
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:19,359
a cocktail earlier and then I didn't
want to make another one, so I'm

1354
01:44:19,399 --> 01:44:25,399
just drinking bourbon. Oh okay,
nice, I love that for you.

1355
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:30,239
So what's the best bourbon, Stephanie. I don't think there is a best

1356
01:44:30,279 --> 01:44:34,399
bourbon. I have my favorites.
I'm a big Warsiony fan. I like

1357
01:44:34,520 --> 01:44:40,359
buffalo trees like they're easy, they're
accessible, like they're not expensive. I

1358
01:44:40,479 --> 01:44:43,960
don't I don't really go for like
the high dollar hard to find things like

1359
01:44:44,039 --> 01:44:46,079
that's not my vi vibe. Like
I like to buy things I could put

1360
01:44:46,079 --> 01:44:48,359
in my bar and not miss it. If I drink at all, I

1361
01:44:48,439 --> 01:44:51,279
want to buy another one next week, So that's kind of a buy.

1362
01:44:53,279 --> 01:44:58,279
Is bourbon aged, like do they
have vital I'm not really familiar with it.

1363
01:44:58,439 --> 01:45:02,600
Is it has to at least touch
an oak barrel to be called bourbon.

1364
01:45:02,960 --> 01:45:05,520
It doesn't matter how long it's age. To be a straight bourbon.

1365
01:45:05,600 --> 01:45:09,720
It's two years to be bottled in
bod it has to be four years.

1366
01:45:10,119 --> 01:45:14,359
So it does have aging guidelines,
but it could vary. Some people take

1367
01:45:14,399 --> 01:45:16,439
it to ten. I think after
ten years it gets over oaked and it's

1368
01:45:16,479 --> 01:45:20,720
not great. But so they do. Agent. Yeah, that's interesting.

1369
01:45:20,840 --> 01:45:25,359
Thanks. So there's two questions.
And before we wrap up the show real

1370
01:45:25,439 --> 01:45:30,560
quick, as we're talking about booze
tonight. So impressive the way Stephanie's talking

1371
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:34,119
about booth. Yes, it's like
part of my brain is just like it's

1372
01:45:34,159 --> 01:45:40,239
okay, take when you see Mikayla, Yes, hey, tell me what

1373
01:45:40,359 --> 01:45:44,319
you know about bourbon? Uh you
know, yeah, that's not gonna be

1374
01:45:44,359 --> 01:45:45,600
the first day I say. I
just pour it and I make sure I

1375
01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:50,000
don't spill it, right exactly.
I give you the damn coke. What

1376
01:45:50,079 --> 01:45:53,800
more do you want from me?
It's a tale of two cities. It's

1377
01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:57,119
like this one bo that that that
opened up, and it's they made it

1378
01:45:57,199 --> 01:46:01,199
a sandbox and it's for you know, people to bring their kids to run

1379
01:46:01,279 --> 01:46:05,279
around on the sand and stuff and
and to get from and to eat.

1380
01:46:05,439 --> 01:46:10,680
Okay, it's family friend. It's
a bae that's family friendly. Okay,

1381
01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:15,720
that's almost as bad as cats.
Oh my god, right, I wouldn't

1382
01:46:15,760 --> 01:46:20,319
say that's worse. Worse. Right
down the street is the Beach Coast our

1383
01:46:20,399 --> 01:46:24,159
family. And I'm like, I
don't really want to go do that.

1384
01:46:25,119 --> 01:46:29,520
Yeah, yeah, why even bother? But what they make money to die?

1385
01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:33,920
Okay, like why bother? Oh? Family friendly? It's a business

1386
01:46:34,039 --> 01:46:38,479
model, though, that's a business
model. It's like that. Yes,

1387
01:46:40,359 --> 01:46:43,560
I was just talking to back about
this. I can't stand it. I

1388
01:46:43,640 --> 01:46:45,880
don't I don't want it. And
now now distilleries are kind of getting on

1389
01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:50,479
board with that. I'm like,
yeah, that's the end of civilization.

1390
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:54,960
That's a shame. That that is
the end of civilization. That's a shame.

1391
01:46:55,279 --> 01:47:00,359
Hey, Kim, came as Sarah. Then bring bring Sarah in plays

1392
01:47:00,399 --> 01:47:04,079
and she can Okay, hold two
secs. She was here. Sarah's probably

1393
01:47:04,199 --> 01:47:14,960
horrified. She probably like part of
the hold on Sarahara Kim. She have

1394
01:47:15,119 --> 01:47:18,439
a good friend up there, and
Edmund Kenny came there. Is we lost

1395
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:27,640
the phone range around sitch another radio
stage trains coming in for a landing.

1396
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:30,000
Yeah, the train is coming in
for a well, I have some some

1397
01:47:30,159 --> 01:47:34,479
news on that one. Go ahead, find the train. Found images had

1398
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:40,800
disappeared. Really luckily. I did
a lot of a quick research here and

1399
01:47:41,039 --> 01:47:48,800
guess what I found? Traditional Really, I wonder if this is not an

1400
01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:53,920
isolated incident where you can't see yourself
unless you're looking in a mirror, you

1401
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:58,239
know what I mean? Maybe your
files are corrupt. It's funny, and

1402
01:47:58,279 --> 01:48:00,680
I don't like to get out in
the day to day light. Okay,

1403
01:48:00,760 --> 01:48:09,760
what do you feel about, Garlic. We're ready for our good friend.

1404
01:48:09,840 --> 01:48:13,079
Sarah is going to join us here
any second. Hopefully she's coming back.

1405
01:48:13,359 --> 01:48:16,680
Okay, all right, well to
talk about I know she had something in

1406
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:20,960
the interrom one one. You have
been to the beachcomber, yes, yes,

1407
01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:24,720
okay, And I know Raven has
and I was telling Raven over the

1408
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:28,279
weekend, I was looking to see
if the Beach Comba was open because it

1409
01:48:28,479 --> 01:48:32,159
took some serious flooded damage from the
flood and it's been closed now for almost

1410
01:48:32,159 --> 01:48:35,319
three weeks. It's so I went
I went online and I looked to see

1411
01:48:35,319 --> 01:48:39,399
if the beach Comber was open,
and it's closed. But I did on

1412
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:45,800
trip Advisor find the first review of
the place. So here's a review of

1413
01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:55,600
the Beachcomb of the beach the worst
fried food ever, worst service, worst

1414
01:48:55,720 --> 01:49:00,479
service. Uh, of course the
services are over irving cocktails to the local

1415
01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:08,079
drunks. Yeah, carking are parking
is horrific. That waitress she brushed her

1416
01:49:08,119 --> 01:49:12,840
titty up against you. Remember we
her, We tipped the hell Yeah,

1417
01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:17,399
well she got more to tip than
she thought to stay. And then handicap

1418
01:49:18,039 --> 01:49:24,960
handicap parking is out of guidelines of
the a D A limited menu, local

1419
01:49:25,159 --> 01:49:31,039
drunks prevail. That's a business model
as well. Now that's that's the Beachcomb

1420
01:49:31,119 --> 01:49:34,479
ride. That's the beach Comba.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's so funny.

1421
01:49:35,720 --> 01:49:39,640
When I go on vacation any anywhere, any city, any beach,

1422
01:49:39,720 --> 01:49:43,439
I'm like, where do the locals
go? I want the DIBs nasty?

1423
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:47,279
Well this is yeah, this come
up to Well, that's the review that's

1424
01:49:47,319 --> 01:49:51,239
getting me. Actually, he thought
he did them a disservice. I'm coming.

1425
01:49:53,600 --> 01:49:57,600
That is a good review. Opinion? Was that review very it's fairly

1426
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:00,039
recent. Yeah that's cool. That's
a badge of our Oh yeah, because

1427
01:50:00,479 --> 01:50:05,760
okay, wait we're in January.
When did they go? Probably last summer

1428
01:50:06,119 --> 01:50:11,359
last year. I like the Hawaiian
pizza. I usually hate Hawaiian peza.

1429
01:50:11,399 --> 01:50:14,439
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I pound down a whole pizza and neck

1430
01:50:14,720 --> 01:50:17,920
is lucky if he gets to eat
one piece. So anyway, so Kim,

1431
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:20,399
how is is Sarah gonna drink?
Oh? Here she is? Okay,

1432
01:50:20,479 --> 01:50:28,119
well all that's really let's really yeah, yeah, it's okay, nice

1433
01:50:28,119 --> 01:50:32,119
to be bad. Thanks for saving
us. Yes, we're really glad you

1434
01:50:32,159 --> 01:50:35,039
could save us. And it's not
much of a snow season up there.

1435
01:50:35,079 --> 01:50:39,760
You don't have very much snow on
the ground, right, Well, we

1436
01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:44,039
had more as a bout a week
ago, but today went up to about

1437
01:50:44,079 --> 01:50:46,960
what fifty three fare and heighten and
most of it melted soft. I mean,

1438
01:50:47,319 --> 01:50:49,960
it's nice weather, but at the
same time, as a gardener,

1439
01:50:50,119 --> 01:50:54,560
I'm really concerned about the drop conditions
we could be facing in the spring,

1440
01:50:54,680 --> 01:51:00,560
and then of course possible wildfire season. But the Edmonton Oil, how about

1441
01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:03,800
them? They're sixteen in a row. These guys have told me. Yeah,

1442
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:06,199
I'm not much of a hockey fan, but I mean it's nice,

1443
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:10,159
you know, it's nice to be
on the winning team for change. So

1444
01:51:11,680 --> 01:51:15,119
take her Canada card. She's not. Well, yeah, it's okay.

1445
01:51:15,159 --> 01:51:20,920
It's okay because I watched curly.
It's the backup sport that is the most

1446
01:51:21,079 --> 01:51:26,279
boring. Boy, I like it. I like the sport where we throw

1447
01:51:26,479 --> 01:51:30,560
tim bits at moose. You know, so that's you're kidding, Yes,

1448
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:39,920
I am material, right, yeah, curling curling, I mean who can

1449
01:51:39,960 --> 01:51:45,319
be rink about five blocks from our
place? Not even five blocks? Reality?

1450
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:47,479
Yeah, I was able to was
right beside my high school, and

1451
01:51:48,199 --> 01:51:53,600
I was able to take it as
an elective and really, yeah, really

1452
01:51:53,760 --> 01:51:56,640
it's fun. I mean you sweep
the floor in front of the thing that

1453
01:51:56,680 --> 01:52:01,319
looks like a flatten bowling ball.
I mean that's right, basically, yeah,

1454
01:52:01,520 --> 01:52:04,439
and it's but there's different ways of
throwing that rack. No, there

1455
01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:11,560
is no there. I found that
the biggest thing was to sometimes they put

1456
01:52:11,600 --> 01:52:15,800
these little things over your shoes so
that you're more slippery on the ice.

1457
01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:18,840
Okay, but you really have to
watch out that you don't accidentally like pull

1458
01:52:18,880 --> 01:52:26,039
your growin muscles, because that is
that's always important. I hate when that

1459
01:52:26,239 --> 01:52:30,279
happens. Well, Sarah, thanks
for joining us tonight. We really appreciate

1460
01:52:30,359 --> 01:52:34,319
it. Okay, and next time
you run, please come longer. Okay,

1461
01:52:34,560 --> 01:52:40,199
we'd rather see don't don't think this
isn't said anything about Kim, But

1462
01:52:40,279 --> 01:52:43,479
would you rather see you than Kim? You know? Probably people say how

1463
01:52:43,520 --> 01:52:46,399
long have you been married? How
long you How long have you two been

1464
01:52:46,479 --> 01:52:53,239
married? This will be our sixteenth
year if we got married. Yeah that's

1465
01:52:53,319 --> 01:52:56,000
right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we've known one another.

1466
01:52:56,279 --> 01:53:00,600
Our families have been friends forever and
ever. It started back in three

1467
01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:03,079
generations ago. So yeah, our
families and us, we've all been close.

1468
01:53:03,760 --> 01:53:08,520
But you're married to he's kids,
well since I was a kid,

1469
01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:12,439
kids twelve years older than I am. Oh wow, he marries the younger

1470
01:53:12,479 --> 01:53:15,920
woman. Kim. Wow, was
a good boy. I was a good

1471
01:53:15,000 --> 01:53:19,000
boy. I'm talking about rocking the
cradle. No, that's all right,

1472
01:53:19,039 --> 01:53:26,720
all right, thank you. I
had to be good. Did he just

1473
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:29,800
say, was he your babysitter?
Did he say that? No? Not,

1474
01:53:30,079 --> 01:53:32,479
Okay, I saw a movie like
that, Rocked the Cradle. That's

1475
01:53:32,560 --> 01:53:35,960
kind of how we knew one another
on our side of the family, and

1476
01:53:36,039 --> 01:53:40,119
we lived. We grew up in
the same neighborhood. So but to you

1477
01:53:40,279 --> 01:53:43,279
Kim, family events together. So
but he never babies had me? No?

1478
01:53:43,479 --> 01:53:45,680
Oh good, okay, all right, all right, we're wrecked.

1479
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:49,079
We run record of that. It
could have happened though, right I was

1480
01:53:49,159 --> 01:53:54,640
hoping. We don't know. It's
hazy. Well, thank you very much

1481
01:53:56,199 --> 01:54:01,359
for that one. Cmson to Edmonton. Thank you very much. Kids.

1482
01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:06,279
We'll talk to you soon. Okay. Well, Stephanie's thinking about a drink.

1483
01:54:06,359 --> 01:54:15,079
Stephanie, Yeah, yeah, I
mean is there enough drinks for you

1484
01:54:15,159 --> 01:54:16,359
know? What you need to put
for a soundtrack? Sounds weird on the

1485
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:24,560
the outside. It's all about for
it. I promise I need an old

1486
01:54:24,640 --> 01:54:29,720
fashioned Stephanie. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it. You have

1487
01:54:29,840 --> 01:54:33,199
a very cool podcast, a highly
spirited podcast where you talk about ghost and

1488
01:54:33,359 --> 01:54:38,319
drinks that goes along go along with
them? What is the what's the motto?

1489
01:54:38,399 --> 01:54:41,600
It's the booze and the booze.
What is it. So it's all

1490
01:54:41,760 --> 01:54:45,840
boozy and boozy. So the ghost
booze and the booze booze, boozy and

1491
01:54:46,039 --> 01:54:50,279
booie. All right, all right, ghosts and drinks. Really I always

1492
01:54:50,319 --> 01:54:56,560
wondered why does a ghost go boo
I realized that they dropped the sound on

1493
01:54:56,640 --> 01:54:59,920
the end of it. I guess
yeah, who knew the booze was all?

1494
01:55:00,479 --> 01:55:05,439
However, they kid. So thank
you Stephanie. We really appreciate it.

1495
01:55:05,479 --> 01:55:12,640
We're going to clap you off.
Thank you, guys, tell your

1496
01:55:12,720 --> 01:55:16,239
husband, your husbands and that.
Prayers, Tubbs fan, Indie fan.

1497
01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:23,800
Thank you, Stefan. We'll talk
to you soon. Thank you, Hey,

1498
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:26,840
Hey, Kim, thank you very
much Kim for joining us. Kim

1499
01:55:26,920 --> 01:55:30,439
and Sarah, thank you for joining
us. We appreciate it. Thanks guys,

1500
01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:34,239
Okay you always added the show.
And thank Russ. Thank you Russ

1501
01:55:34,439 --> 01:55:39,439
for joining. Here's a blast as
usual. It's so nice to see all

1502
01:55:39,479 --> 01:55:44,800
you guys. Good to see you. Hey, club, how's it?

1503
01:55:44,920 --> 01:55:46,000
How's things with you? What do
you think of the show? Tonight?

1504
01:55:46,279 --> 01:55:55,520
Bubby short tonight. Yes, I'm
going on to buy Taylor swim. Is

1505
01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:58,680
there any chance she ever saw a
UFO? I mean, because someone just

1506
01:55:59,159 --> 01:56:02,760
can you google that really, really
quickly. I've got a computer. I

1507
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:06,560
wonder if the mac maloney Instagram page
would slide into her d ms. Do

1508
01:56:06,600 --> 01:56:12,800
you think she would respond? Her
boyfriend listened, so should get back to

1509
01:56:12,880 --> 01:56:15,520
us, right. I just want
to put that in the headline of the

1510
01:56:15,560 --> 01:56:25,399
show. She was probably abducted and
dunk. I'm a one for a run

1511
01:56:25,479 --> 01:56:29,880
those fans. So thank you club, thanks for joining us. We'll talk

1512
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:34,000
to okay, Switchy, Thank you
for joining us. Switch It was my

1513
01:56:34,119 --> 01:56:40,840
pleasure, okay, and we'll see
you when next next week. Also,

1514
01:56:41,039 --> 01:56:44,359
Raven, it is time for us
to say goodbye. Raven, thank you

1515
01:56:44,479 --> 01:56:47,800
so much for having me. This
was great. Okay, another night spent

1516
01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:56,239
with the six drunk white guys.
I mean you should be a drunk white

1517
01:56:56,279 --> 01:57:02,439
guy too. It didn't look like
I like to flush it down with brown

1518
01:57:02,520 --> 01:57:09,680
as they say. That's a bumper. Well, thanks for joining us.

1519
01:57:09,720 --> 01:57:14,800
Hour. How great to be here. It was an existential it was experienced.

1520
01:57:14,920 --> 01:57:17,359
Spell it. I went out of
L S C N T I A

1521
01:57:17,640 --> 01:57:21,000
L. Yeah, okay, sounds
close enough. It was an out of

1522
01:57:21,079 --> 01:57:26,520
body experience. Oh that's how that
makes sense. One one, thanks for

1523
01:57:26,640 --> 01:57:30,359
joining us. One one. Thank
you. Yes, sir, you're welcome.

1524
01:57:30,439 --> 01:57:33,119
My pleasure run away down the galley. I've already ordered my steak and

1525
01:57:33,199 --> 01:57:38,640
cheese sub. Okay, my birthday's
coming up and this is my present to

1526
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:42,359
make Wow. Okay, yeah,
you birthday coming up. We're not going

1527
01:57:42,399 --> 01:57:47,600
to ask though. Yeah, I
just have to cut out whatever the comment.

1528
01:57:49,680 --> 01:57:54,000
Thanks, we really appreciate it.
And Homes Are True. Homes True

1529
01:57:54,239 --> 01:57:59,960
is a military organization that raises money
for our veterans who were engined in combat

1530
01:58:00,079 --> 01:58:03,640
after World after World War three,
after nine to eleven. That's the Iraqi

1531
01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:08,560
law and also the Afacian law.
These are people who came home missing a

1532
01:58:08,680 --> 01:58:13,239
memoril or so on. And what
Homestar Troops does is they build them a

1533
01:58:14,359 --> 01:58:17,199
they build them a house that is
more adapted to their needs lower counter space,

1534
01:58:17,640 --> 01:58:21,079
lowest stage. You've heard us talking
about them many many times. Ninety

1535
01:58:21,079 --> 01:58:27,399
percent of your charity dollar goes to
our veterans. Okay, that's very high

1536
01:58:27,640 --> 01:58:31,520
in the charity biz. So please
see what they're up to Homestard Troops.

1537
01:58:31,960 --> 01:58:35,720
Just google them, see what they're
up to. And also we started this

1538
01:58:35,840 --> 01:58:39,439
at the beginning of the year.
If you can, if you donate more

1539
01:58:39,479 --> 01:58:44,399
than twenty dollars to Home Star Troops
and you can put in the comments section

1540
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:47,920
that you heard about on mac maloney's
Military X files. Let us know when

1541
01:58:47,920 --> 01:58:51,359
you get a free copy of an
audiograph copy of one of my books,

1542
01:58:51,439 --> 01:58:55,000
macmloney Books. Okay, so if
you give twenty bucks. A lot of

1543
01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:57,520
people who have done this, we've
only been doing for two or three weeks.

1544
01:58:59,119 --> 01:59:01,920
Just donate more than two dollars,
let us know and we'll send you

1545
01:59:01,960 --> 01:59:04,920
a free autographed book. I think
that's it for the plugs. I just

1546
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:10,079
wanted one to know we say this
every week, is that John McCain was

1547
01:59:10,159 --> 01:59:13,239
not a loser. Okay, here's
a war hero. It's somebody that you

1548
01:59:13,359 --> 01:59:16,680
look up to. He was also
a disabled veteran and you don't make fun

1549
01:59:16,760 --> 01:59:20,640
of people like that. So this
is mc maloney for the entire gang saying,

1550
01:59:20,760 --> 01:59:24,640
until you hear us next time,
be safe, be happy, and

1551
01:59:28,359 --> 01:59:29,800
bye bye, bye bye