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everyone, and welcome to Ma Maloney's mill Track's not show here on the Distant
Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney. Well, what a show we
have for you tonight. But first let me introduce the members of the plac
Yes, girls, he's here two weeks in a row. He's here two,
he's here, two weeks in a row. Here, two weeks in
a row. I'm starting a new record. Hello girls, Hello Mac.
Well, I didn't introduce you anywhere, all right, he's uh, you
get all your stuff, your cleanics, your wipes is squeegeye. He's here,
one one, oh are here? Okay, man, and I couldn't
be happier. Really, Huh, Why I think am I offering discounts on
wipes and squeegees? They go, I should brand my own? Uh if
you think right? One? Right? Which wipes? So you are from
them on? You have the brand name Special wipes and lubricated wipes too.
The hamorrhoid ones. Flush them, I'll flush them. I wouldn't use them
in that area, really, okay, Good to know you can use them
everywhere. They're like a miracle if you want true you know, just just
as in the side. They are handy. That's what they call me andy
wipes there. Just don't flush them. Don't flush them, right, don't
flush them right on the package. So what do you do with them?
I'm in a bag like the dumpster. Usable you throw them in the dumpster
and you make sure you don't throw your wallet and the dumps at the same
time, and go in after it and then say I can't get out of
the dumpster. And then the dumpster gets picked up by somebody and you end
up in the compact. Did you see that today? They just happened today.
I mean I heard it on w How do you get in there?
How did she get in there? And then the fireman lift her off the
top. I think she was sleeping in the dumpster. I think she was
homeless. And then the trash camp Trump company after a wallet. She said,
I think she was homeless and sleeping. And then he picked up the
thing and dumped it in and he has a camera on the top of the
truck that shows the stuff being dumped in, and he saw her fly in
and he called the Jings in Massachusetts Slchester Manchester history went viral. Yeah,
why wouldn't it? So anyway, we're talking to one one, Thank you
one one for joining us. How many it was the last time you had
fish and chips? It's been a while I've actually had I've eaten chips a
lot. There's this placed near me that the chips are fantastic. But yeah,
the takeout place, right, Yeah, take out chips. They deep
frying right there to order. They're not like sitting around the counter somewhere.
Fantastic. They're better than any fish and chip shop. I've ever been too
deep fried French fries. I mean they're thick. They tend to be thicker,
okay, bigger. They're not like French fries. They're really thicker and
bigger. Yeah really, yeah, that's it. Speaking quite hefty. And
you know, if you're watching your carbs, you probably don't want to eat.
You eat a couple. I'm going to go. I'm going to go,
oh Cocoa night saving the world. But speaking of hefty, NASA carsontent,
switch play. Steve Ward is down there in Hubcap, West Virginia.
How you doing there, switchy, switchy. It's great to be here,
even though I'm not absolutely sure that I am here right, you're here,
but not here right? Like Einstein used to say, all right, an
existential he's an exit whatever that word means, you know, I mean,
I went through nine years of college. It seems I don't know what the
word extra existential? What does it mean? Out of this world? I
think I thought it was about it. I didn't go to college, so
I well see what we're reading. That voice you hear is from the Latin
meaning X yeah ex wife yep treatment, so it's out something. The voice
you hear is uphoe mechanic a Vernaldo stepping all of the club's intro. Sorry,
I'm sorry. Okay, club, mad at you? You can't get
to take the kid out of the country, you know, uh, Switchy?
Everything okay with you? We asked you. Everything is beyond wonderful.
Okay, all right, you have some kind of breakfast we can talk about
later on. Yes, I did something that's going to fascinate us. Well
it'll be much better than say a V eight or or a I'm sure,
but maybe not as good as uh sure chicken fried steak or whatever. Okay,
somewhere in the middle. Also with us as a security chief, Willie
club, do you see how you doing right? I don't mind being stepped
on. You know, you know we step on Switchy a lot, So
go take a shot at me once in a while. Okay, all right,
if you guys want to I'm doing great. I'm glad you asked.
Okay, you know, I thought there was a footprint on his forehead,
but just this mudge of my screen. Whoa fancy stuff tribe the re at
some of the key members here a few weeks ago. We're hoping that,
you know, he's taking his laxative tonight and get everything squaied away. But
Coote from Mantini yep. Okay, yeah, we to us too. We
feel that way too. He looks pretty good. He does look okay,
Yeah, there's something there. I don't know what it is. There's something
lurking behind there. That something he's going to tell us. What's up?
I mean, that's just my my guess somethings. H Anyway, let's change
the subject. Go up to our favorite good witch up there and sidewais and
eye. Raven is with us. Raven, how are you, honey?
Raven? Hello, my friends, thank you so much for having me.
It's great to be here. I did look up the definition of excess to
until, just in case anyone was wondering, and it is per the Google
Machine, relating to existence, which is why the phrase existential dread is often
in my vocabulary. But doesn't everything relate to ours to existence? Well,
now we're getting philosophical. Really need reefer for that. I skipped that class
too. Yeah, I'll tell you once when I was in film school.
Once film school. I went to film school and I had to make a
film as my final project, you know, and it's just like some stupid
student film. It's it's so f up you wouldn't believe it. So it
was really good. Yeah, And we're sitting in this big table conference room
and the and the teacher's looking. They go, wow, mister very existential.
And I go and they give me an at yeah huh. You know're
just like okay, yeah, we'll just slap this on there because it sounds
good. What it was is this guy like walking. It's just this guy
walking and he's at the time at the time in Danvers, Massachusetts, Route
ninety five. They remember they built it in the wrong place and it was
empty for years, right, so you could walk right down the highway and
it looked weird. She's walking and then he goes to the Plumb Island basin
and what happens is the tide goes in and out of there, so quickly
we did the time laps. He gets at a boat, but the tide
goes up before he can stop rowing. That was it, and that was
exit existential And I got your teacher smoking reefer. Of course I know.
I didn't even think too when when she was here over the weekend. Yes,
yes, Raven was here. Let me just tell everyone you know,
Raven was here this weekend. Her and lonely Marry and we all uh gathered
at the David Galley at noon on Saturday and had a good time. We
had fun, you know, good food, and we were drinking and more
or less and right, Raven, Yeah, it was fun, such a
good time. You finally got to see you just just hopped in the car
and drove down a New Grapeport. Now tell him what you did. Yeah.
So we ended up coming Friday night, left U Sideways, New York
for uh Smith for a concert. We saw a jazz musician at There's a
really great restaurant and jazz club, and we were just like hanging out whatever.
Like Saturday morning, we went up to Maine. Like the beach up
there, and beaches in the winter are so pretty, Like I just love
the winter so much. Got breakfast up there, and yeah, and then
we met up with Mac and Lois and al and yeah. We had some
drinks and I had a nice cup of coffee and it was great mysterish at
the Mysterious Agg's father, which is Dave's brother who runds the place during the
day, and got some of the food. Is good. It was good.
It turned out to be really good. You know, it's a nice
day here. It goes out. I messed up. I could have brought
you something in a bag, you know, I just I never even never
even dawned on me. You didn't bring your honey. Yeah, I bring
it some Oh well, I took care of that. Al Is, Okay,
I think I got something because I could have. I never even thought
of it. But I think it was in the box I gave her.
Oh I a book and some coasters and catch up Valley. The box was
full of coasters and ketchup. Yeah, okay, it was very fun.
I wish I could have spent a few more days up there, so maybe
maybe in the fall, because I really love to go up there in the
fall. And then the names of New England, the Northern New England East
Coast, I think the northern New England coast, Maine, New Hampshire,
Massachusetts, I think is marvelous. This is the most beautiful area. There's
only eleven miles of the of New Hampshire coast, if you can believe it,
but it's like about eleven thousand miles of Maine coast. Yeah. You
go up the coast of Maine and it's like you come upon all these little
towns and villages like in Murdishry Road or whatever. But there's like a hundred
there's hundreds of them, you know, and all these like little hobbies and
stuff, and it's amazing. Really up up there is really amazing, you
know. So anyway, so tonight what we're going to do is we're going
to have our good friends on Kim and Sarah Shay are going to be calling
in from Edmonton, Canada, and they're going to be talking to us about
the five weirdest stories on YouTube in the past month. Kim sends me these
stories that are like crazy, Yeah, we have points have taken off and
they win five years later and no one knows why, and really nutty stuff
like that. He's gonna be telling us about that kind of stuff. He
and Sarah, and then at seven o'clock, our good friend Stephanie McNew is
going to be us and she's the person who is in judge of the highly
Spirited podcast and what she does. And I couldn't get a hold of her
today, but last time she was on, she suggested a cocktail and we
made it right here in the studio and got stop out the cops on the
way back to Newyport. But so she has a drink for every occasion,
having to do it. Ghess, all right, So she's going to be
joining us, and who knows what else. So why don't we do this?
Why don't we take a commercial right now? And we'll be right back
after this. You're listening to Macloney's Milk Truk Saw Show here on the Distant
Thunder Radio Network. Please stay tune. Hey Mac maloney fans, this is
Pistol Pete and I'm sitting here with the one and only Mac Maloney. Hi,
Mac, Hi Pee. Now, Mac, you've got a new book
out called How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught that you
wrote with our pal, famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. This whole thing come
about well, Mark, and I have this mutual friend that we would go
out having beers with every once in a while, and he had the same
twenty stories that he would tell us kind of over and over again. And
at some point I said, you know, we should write these down,
and we did and it turned into a book. It's such a crazy title.
How'd you come up with it? Well, kind of the same thing
we're in about talking to this friend of oz one night and he just said,
you know how to get rid of a body sea? And I can
taught And of course we didn't know, and so he told us. And
the secret is in the book. But I can say that it involves a
lot of chainling fence and some crabs. Now, Mac, you gave me
an advanced copy of the book, and like I said before, it's one
of the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos if
the Sopranos had a laugh track. Thanks Peter. But it also gives you
instructions on how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal.
Well, yeah, the book is about the true life adventures of a druveniut
Delinklent growing up in Boston in the late nineteen eighties, so you get a
lot of the inside stuff like the best way to steal, the best way
to burn a CAA, how to make fake IDs, things like that.
But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn an old, broken
down Toyota into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy steps and it actually
works. Yeah. I know it sounds crazy. I didn't believe until I
saw the proof, but yes, it actually works. Now, one last
question. There's a lot of laughs in the book, but also a lot
of pretty crazy stuff, legal and illegal. Is it really all true?
It's really all true, but on the advice of publisher, they've asked us
not the same thing beyond that for legal reason. But yes, it is
all true. Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump a body at sea
and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac and crime writer Mark
Zippula. Get it today on Amazon. Welcome back, and we went to
Macloney's military show Here in the Distance on net Radio Network. This is Mac
Maloney. What has showing me up for you tonight? Very quickly, let
me introduce you to the members of the Plase Girls. He really is here,
very famous. One one over there across the puddle. Hello Mack,
Hello girls, I'm glad to be here, glad to be a part of
the show again. You live in a new record of attendance. You live
in Old Hampshire. Yes, the county is called Hampshire, and it's old
because it's in England, and it consists of a number of towns too.
It's very large county. And what's cool about the county they call it the
New Forest. This is where animals are roaming free. Horses, cows,
they belong to somebody, but they're allowed to roam free because that's how it's
always been, right, imagine that in the US. Anyway. Yeah,
you get to watch out when you're driving. I'll bet yeah, I have
seen that. This is the first time I ever saw a bunch of donkeys
on the side of the road. Really, yeah, you never saw that
up New Hampshire. You didn't see a bunch of basses on the side of
the road in New Hampshire. I see them all the time when I oh
yeah, yeah. Anyway, yeah, look up the New Forest in the
UK and you'll see how how wonderful it is. Anyway, thank you one
one for joining us. We appreciate you're welcome. Also with us is our
national correspondence Switchblade, Steve Ward switchy, Yes, how are you okay?
Yeah? S, which is in an unusual position tonight. We can see
him, but he can't see himself. He can't bid like a Twilight Zone
episode, right, he can't look in the mirror or something. Yeah.
Yeah, I saw a great Twilight Zone the other day. I think Rod
Serling introduced me already. You remember the one. I remember it as a
kid and I just happened to see it. We just you know, recaud
it. It is written by Rod Shirling. It's called The Grave at thirty
fathoms. It's about about a submarine and night, I mean a destroyer in
nineteen sixty three discovers the submarine that's been lost for like twenty years, was
lost in World War Two, and someone's banging on the how someone's like banging
on the hole. That was one of the hour long episodes. Yeah,
oh, it was like, this is so Twilight Zone. It was excellent,
It really was anyway. Yeah yeah, so that switches with us.
Also, a security chief Willie Club is with us. Will he Man Gang,
It's great to be here and such a full house tonight. I have
a quick question for one. Go ahead, Yeah, you got all those
free roaming animals. Is there some like issue walking around there? Can you
know? It's funny there there the animals seem to know where it's safe and
when they have to come in at night. No, not talking about that.
They know where to poop. They know where to poop really yeah,
pop it in the middle of the streets. Yeah, but then that stop.
That's some video of the town of Brockenhurst. Rileen and I popped in
by train and sure enough there's the wild pot They call them wild ponies,
but they're not wild. They belong to somebody. They're all tagged and they
they all have names. They're free to pop down the streets, go through
town and they they go around and they and they go back to their their
farm area where they hang out. They hang out of the street corners.
Wow them like no, But there is a like a like a game warden
kind of guy. I forget his official title, that cruises the area.
If it looks like any of the horses are trapped in somebody's yard, I
saw that happen to his trapped The horse was trapped behind somebody's fence. He
was able to get in, but he couldn't figure out how to get out.
And finally that Wow, England, England, what a place. Also
jolly old England in the studio, but it's just like it was during Uh
you know the King, Richard King, Richard King, Dick King Dick they
call him. Also in the studio with us. Is you a full mechanical?
Well? How you doing? I'm doing great, Mac, I'm just
glad to be here. And uh, I'm sorry one one. But if
there were people hanging around the street corners around here, they get arrested for
soliciting something to be trouble someone. I've introduced club, right, do you
have any do you have any junk food club tonight? Junk food? I
don't call it junk food. That's not junk food. Do you have any
food high in fiber? Right? What's he got? Oh? I love
those main blueberries still around. I love those, man, oh man,
those are retreat and the Yeah, one of the best. This isn't junk
food. Let me tell you this. I can eat a whole tray of
doones or something. You can't stop eating them. Yeah, and you got
the old devil dogs and the claws. Yeah, man, the three ses.
You got some fortunes? Really really listen, you end up in a
diabetic coma? Do we have it? And he's got the Wow? I
got a fortune cookie the other day and it said a psychic I'm having companies
I got and you need food. I got a fortune cooking the other day
that said a psychic will lead dogs to your body. That a psychic will
lead dogs to your body. Oh well, that's pleasant. Wow. Is
Sylvia Brown? Let her name Sylvia Brown, or call me miss cleo,
call me now. The voice you hear is a good friend up there in
sideways, New York, A favorite good witch. Raven, Raven? How
are you my friends? Thanks so much for having me? Got the hat
on? Get the hat ont the the celebrity glasses going as well? I
need them to see. Oh really okay and that's important. That's good.
Also with us, did I introduce you? Well? Yes, yes,
okay, so I guessed here I've introduced everyone, but especially I guess calling
in from Edmonton, Canada. Edmonton, Canada. That's in Alberta, right,
is it Alberta? That's right? Yeah? Okay, is a good
friend Kim cher. Let's give him around of applause for a Canadian friends.
We love them, We love hockey. So how are you? How are
you tonight, Kim? It could be more fantastic? Really are We're doing
okay? We're live in twenty twenty four so far things are happening out there
in the world. How many feet of snow do you have? How many
feet of snow do you have on the ground right now? It's called the
inches? Maybe none? None? What I'm looking at I see grass?
Really, yeah, what's going on? I thought you guys usually get buried.
No, no, you know, it can be pretty dry here,
that's for sure. It's a very dry last eight, nine, ten months.
There's no doubt about it. When needs moisture, if it's coming our
way, because if it isn't, we're going to lay on fire in the
springtime again. But you know what I mean, Like, I think you
guys got a whiff of our smell last year. Yeah, we've a lot
of us still can't breathe. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
that was very strange, truly off the scale. But yeah, yeah,
let's just hope, let's just pray. I mean, the oister is happening
so this is good hopeful. I'm sure it'll come our way. I think
we're just kind of in one of those uh little shadows. I think we're
jet stream patterns. Yeah, because the coast is getting nailed. Like Oaton,
Vancouver, they were just getting rain. There's snow up in the mountains
like crazy. We get a lot of rain, snow on. It's like
so, I think we're just a little bit off. You know, it's
called global warming. Some people like it. We get instead of snowstorms now
we get lots of rain and wind. Wind. You wouldn't believe the wind
storms we have. I mean we had one two weekends ago. They were
up to seventy mile an hour winds. You know, seventy mile now wind,
baby is moving, you know what I mean. That's that's a lot.
That's fast. So anyway, that coming off the ocean, ma no,
no, no, nope, coming right out of the west, right
out of the west, wow. Yeah. Yeah. If they come off
the ocean, it's a north reasta, you know, and they last like
three days. Everyone's used to them, and then you have clear skies for
about a week. These are just coming right from the west, just where
the thunderstorms come from and they just don't stop. Has been getting some really
wicked storms over the last two to three years. But it's better than shoveling.
It's better than shoveling. So anyway, hey, listen, thanks for
joining us. We really appreciate it. And later on we're going to see
your beautiful wife, sour and also you have your buddy there is he there
right now? Them on? There we go? Wow, there we go,
holy cow man. Wow yeah Bruins fan really yeah, okay, yeah,
I was actually pretty diapers. Wait a minute, hold on, there
you go, only the great this hockey player story, true story. Yeah,
well there you go. Look at here we go, Look at look
at I got my Brewin shirt on. Well, there you go. Yep.
They got a great team this year. Man, this they got.
You know what's good about them is they got a lot of good players.
But they got too just like really good goalies. You know, neither one
of them is crazy, but they are two really good goals We do with
agree club. First time they've had like really very fortunate. Yeah. Yeah,
they're good and they're a good defense. So I'm hearing bad rubers that
they might be getting rid of either one of them in the next year or
two. Now that just this is the yeah. Yeah, you always say
after we win the Stanley Cup this year we can let one. Yeah,
this could be this could this could be it? You know anyway, Hey,
listen to the oilers are on a little bit of mindame a Saint Louis
from a year a few years ago. Yes, but what do you mean
we can? Yeah? What are they losing? Oh? Jonaman Dave one?
Now sixteen? Have they really that's nice yet? Yeah? I don't.
Both they're both to break in an ACIL record their next we are they
really have we''ll be seventeen in a row. It'll be seventeen in a row.
Now, that's a lot of we're talking about. Okay, that's a
lot of hockey games to win in and row. Man, that's that's that's
a that takes something, man, that takes something. Good for them,
I agree, I agree. Good for them for sure. They're playing some
wicked hockey. So it's kind of fun to watch. Oh that's good.
I'll have to stop looking in on them. My my cousin's husband is an
assistant coach for the Shocks, for the you know, San Jose Shocks and
they're like really bad, you know, they're like the last Yeah, they're
just really bad. We try like crazy to say yeah, yeah, we
get shocks, hats and stuff, send them pictures, but they're really bad.
Sorry, but hey, there's only one way to go but up.
So listen, we have a top ten list tonight, glad Chemists. Here,
Raven, you have the top ten I do you sent me? Top
ten reasons one one is moving back to the States. Top ten reasons one
one is moving back to the States. Now, you haven't made it official
yet, but is that where you're you kind of your thoughts on, leaning
your exontential thoughts. Yeah, okay, good, because if you said no,
it's probably a year away. Cool, all right, all right,
well, why don't we We've got a year lease to this place to the
end of December. Yes, that year will go by. That doesn't mean
we have to move out, but we don't really want to move out of
here before the right right, Well, anyway, this is the top ten
reasons why you are eventually coming back to the United States. Let's put it
that way. Okay, why don't we stop the music and please Raven?
Number ten? All right, as of March first, of this year,
the statute of limitations on all stalking and or restraining orders in the US will
run out. We all know what that means. That's a good reason too,
they come back until the number nine. Please raving number nine. The
British government is supporting him because he has a full set of healthy tea fighting
wor jealous of that number eight. These are the top ten reasons why one
one is moving back to the United States. Please number eight. Number eight.
He just can't take any more of that delicious mouth watering out of this
world. British cuisine. Here's the thing, all right. All you have
to do is you look around. There are Chinese restaurants, There were French
restaurants, there were Italian restaurants. There Thai restaurants. There were freaking Bangladeshi
restaurants in Cambridge. Show me an English restaurant, fish and chips. That's
that's excellent Thai restaurants around here. Okay, but we're talking about there were
no like British restaurants. There were no no such things cuisine. What there
is is the traditional English breakfast, which is loaded with the stumps and cholesterol,
right, and then they boil everything else. You got lots of sausages
being consumed a lot anyway, glass under glassy. Next, bacer is really
good, like bacon on everything. Really Yeah, that's it keeps the cold
country going. Next please right number seven. His one man campaign to switch
driving on the right side to driving on the left failed miserably. Remember the
you know, you know when I took driving lessons and said, Okay,
I'm going to get used to this real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't. I did, really, But it's the shifting with my
left hand that that I can't take. Yeah, that's a little bit more
time to get used to it. They don't have automatic transmissions over there,
do but they say, oh, you want to train on the shift because
you want to get your license with the shift. Otherwise you can't buy a
car with it, so do you? Is the shift backwards too? It's
just it's like one two and then you go to the left or is it
where is it stop? The shift pattern is the same. Yeah, okay,
so first gear would be you're pulling it to the right. I can't
imagine I shift pattern is exactly the same. Oh, it is the same.
Pat you're driving on the right side, you're pulling the gear shift towards
you as you're going up in the gears. Yeah, yeah, oh that's
weird. Third gear is towards you. You're pulling it towards you, where
whereas if you're a left handed driving wish to get away from you as you
go up the gears. Not a motorbike. I've told you that. Why
is Canada not driving on the rock on the wrong side part of that part
of the empire? How do they escape there along with you guys, We've
got to mesh somewhere along the border. Otherwise may raven going the other way.
I mean, you would have never figured it out. France, they
drive on the correct side of When you go through the go through the tunnel
and go from England to France, you go readapt Do you see that that
no died? Isn't that how Mac died? He he got hit, but
I think he got hit by a a pressing a street or something. This
is talking on the street. But he was looking the wrong way because he
was he was right there. This is John Mac was a famous a guy
from Havin. He used to had famous studies where you hypnotize people who said
that they were abducted. And it turns out a lot of the things that
he found double of very strange. Please Raven, Next, pleakuse is the
top ten reasons why one one is moving back to the States right. Number
six. He decided to leave the day he found an anonymous note in his
mailbox that said, who put the icky in? Prince Andrew sticky? The
shadow knows? Number five it took him only ten months to meet every attractive
woman in England British. I don't think there's a problem in that department.
I think there's a lot of really attractive women. And yeah, okay,
but they're from all over the world. That's the thing. You know.
They're from Australia, they're from keeping. You've made that point. Next,
Raving, go all right. Number four, Uh, Dave and the entire
staff of waitresses at the Starboard Galley sent him a message that said, all
is forgiven this time. Let's read that again. Let's read that again,
So one one carefully. Dave and the entire staff of waitresses at the Starboard
Galley sent him a message that said all is forgiven this time. This time,
I get a point of that. We'll put a big we'll put a
big laugh. In the next please right. Number three, the ghosts of
Winston Adeog came to him and said, go back to New sir, and
so it shall be done, my amster. All I missed taking care of
the hedgehog, so you really don't worry that dead. You don't have to
wat now is a hedgehog friendly because I left all the equipment. We heard
the instructions. Let's see it as a cereal, a pat cereal on BBC
winsdon next, please Raven. These are top ten reasons why Wan one is
moving back to the US. All right. Number two he finally found out
what he was looking for in Lily James trash and that completes the bucket list.
I tried I even tried them on too. Did you really see if
I knew that, you know, that would have been the punch line on
the punch line, Okay, I mean at least it wasn't a sticky teddy
bear. Well you don't know that anyway. Listen, So we have number
one, please Raven. Okay, the number one reason one one is moving
back to the States. There is wait reason one was moving back to the
States. There is no train to Ireland. That's right. Was I disappointed?
Right? Yeah, especially if you bought the tickets to Ireland was to
be found. Let's let's give Raven a round of applause, so fully,
yay, thank you for bearing with me. Well I can't read on air.
I appreciate it, so listen. Well, well let's leave him laughing.
Why don't we awesome grow to thank you, kem. Why don't we
take a commercial break now and we'll be right back after this. You'll send
to mac maloney's no drugs not show here in the distance under radar NetWare,
please stay tuned. Black eyed kid is waving to me frantically. Okay,
it turns out he wrote to me he's got a little bit of a he's
shy. He's a shy kid, Mick. You know that right, Yeah,
I know, yeah, in my observations, yeah, a little bit
of a crush on Raven. So yeah, he just asked if he could
just have the mic just for a thirty seconds or so, just to to
live some pickup lines. Raving, you ready, you better drink about two
or three miles. Okay, go ahead, ready kids, Ready, here
we go. Hey, Raving, are you a matriician? Because when I
look at you. Everyone else disappears. Are you? I thought you'd say,
oh at least? Okay, all right, that's a good one.
I want to give it on a scale of one to ten. Give it.
I'm jealous. I didn't think of that one eight. That's that's easily
like a two hundred. Whoa kid, Okay, let's go. Why don't
we just go on and let's see how far this goes? Do you have
more? Okay? Good? Hey, Raving, did you just come out
of Evan because yeah, hat okay, all right, why don't we just
move on. Let's see how quick this goes. You're forking me. I'm
done, kid, juicing it up? Give it a four? Four?
Okay, thanks out of ten? Four out of ten? Four? Okay,
Hey, raymon, do you like raisins? Yeah? Then how about
a day where there is the old Bob pickup lines? Oh yeah, creativity
cracked me up. I made these up. Go ahead, let's just go
with the kick. Go okay, Junior CPR because you take my breath room.
You made a song from chop Gun. Yes, yeah, top Gun
too? Coming out to Tom Cruise there this week? Please, kid,
let's get us out of this. Go okay, hey, Raymon, do
you have an extra high because mine has just been sterling. You're wearing her
down, that kid, that's good too. Okay, go ahead, please
get it. I can do a can Okay, hey, Raven, did
you just come out of the heaven because you look yummy? Oh? Turn,
okay, let's go move, go ahead, next one, please kid,
Hey Raven, you remind me of my sister brought in a romantic way.
That's the best one. So it's so flattering because I know you love
your sister oh much, so much? Okay, yeah, please, nice
kid, I've got the most expensive binoculars in the world. That's how much
I love you. Finishing strong? Oh yeah please? Okay, ready,
hey Raven, I secretly changed my name to your name. So when I
tend kissed the mirror, I feel like we're finally doing it. Oh she
left the bar on that one? Still there? You broke up? That
might be calling nine one one? Yeah, let's go one more. Let's
see it happened, so do one? Okay, hey, Raving, does
this rag smell like chloroform to you? Ten point? If you don't answer,
I know it's true. Thanks. Please, let's see what happens.
Can I read your T shirt? Raven in Braille? Fantastic, very thorough.
She left blind people mad? Wow to clear the I see I see,
hey, Raven, will you have me find my last puppy? I
think he might to that cheap motel room across the street. Wow, I
said you'd love it. Let's see it. Okay, go on, kid,
let's go. Okay, hey Raven, just say yes now and I
won't have to spike your trunk. Oh my god, I love you more
than my jar fingers me at the end, you lose it. One more,
okay, one more? Okay, hey, Raven. The last time
I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Welcome back and went to Macimoniy's Mittle Tracks Now show here on the Distant Thunder
Radio Network. This is Macaloney. Well, what a show we have for
you tonight. What a gang we have for you tonight. So let me
quickly introduce them girls. You know you see the original, the one and
only, the very famous one one. Hello Mac, Hello, girls,
welcome to the show. It's been fun so far over there to be here
in England, in the old England, jolly old England. There you go.
It's kind of like Canada, except you know, oh except what except
what? Anyway part of the Kingdom. Here we go. Don't tell them
that. Also with us is a national correspondent Switch played Steve Wood. Switchy,
how are you great to be here? Okay? You're still not seeing
yourself in the mirror? No, I really feel like Rod Stirling has said
this. Poor Sap doesn't know it, but he's just crossed over into this
whitelight. Yes, just do it while you're just while we're on the please.
Also with us is security chief Willie Club w c Hey Mark. Everyone's
great to be here tonight, Okay, even though we've got a problem forth
with our friend Switch where he can't see himself. But you know, you'll
get over that. I think it might be hysterical blindness. How about that?
I've meant to ask, Switch, can you see yourself in the mirror?
Yes? In between break so I do gaze at myself in the mirror
and someone's looking back something mirror. Oh that's comforting. That's that's good.
That is good, That is good all right. Also with us is your
Phoe mechanic Alvan. Now the win the studio with us. Hey Mac,
hello everyone. All right, the studio was uh, it's so remote.
We had to go and shovel the snow off the stairs today. That's how
automated this radio station is. Now. No one's been here, it's how
there's nobody else in there except you guys. Yeah, and they haven't turned
the heat up either. There's no heat either, Max still wearing his jacket.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, usually it's about ninety nine degrees on the
other way as it turns up. Also with us gonna warm everyone up.
There is our favorite googleitch up there, and soide was your ravings Wether's raven.
Oh, my friends, thank you so much for having me. Hello.
She's still a glow from her trip to Massachusetts earlier this weekend. Right,
Yeah, I'm a glow because I got all my laundry done from it.
Oh really, that's the reason. Okay, all right, I thought
I was our hospital laundry while you're on the road. No. No,
when I got home, I had to do, like, you know,
four hundred loads of laundry. But that's all done. That's behind me.
So I don't need that negativity in my life. No, I'm talking about
not after nine hours in the cow with lonely Larry. All you need is
positivity after that. Also with us is a good friend out there in Edmonton,
Canada. Kim Shay, Kim, how are you doing, buddy?
Doing great? Glad to be with everybody, Glad to see everybody, Glad
to be here. Now he looks like some movie stuff. Who do we
decide? He look like someone said I was giving David Lynch to me.
David Lynch. Yeah, David Lynch a director. Yes, Michael, so
much, Michael. You know I see George Clooney, do you really?
Yeah? George? Who are you looking at? Sir? Far more handsome
than George Clooney? Wow? Yeah, let go hey listen. Also,
I don't know what to do now. Also joining us, well, the
next guest will tell you maybe. Also joining us is Stephanie mnu Is.
She's the original originator of the Highly Spirited podcast. Is that right, Stephanie?
That's right? Okay, let's let's clapper in as they stay in the
business. Clapper Okay, Good to see you, Stephanie, Good to see
you, guys. So I saw her description of your podcast online today and
it was like it brings the booze in the booze, right, the booze,
and then we're doing cock heels and ghosts, cock kills and ghosts.
Man, what a combination. Man, I love that. It's such a
like, it's a it's a chef's kiss, a combination idea. It is
so basically when should take a look at it? Because she's the Julia fun
that would be fun get her boozed up. She always looked boozed up anyway.
So Stephan tell us, so what you know? How did it star?
How long have it's been on? What do you do? Just describe
it in one sentence. One sentence, Oh, I should like have an
elevator pitch ready, and I never do, so it takes. So it's
spirited, right, highly spirited. So spirits are booze and ghost are spirits,
So spirits of all the realms coming together in one show. So you
can talk about a ghost and also an accompanying drink, a drink that goes
with the ghost story. Yes, yeah, sometimes the drink gets a little
out there, but I try to make it from the same city, same
country, something to do with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's
funny? Was I I googled ghosts who were drunks. Okay, imagine this
ghosts who were drunk, and you know what came up? Ten dead Hollywood
stars who like drank themselves then come back as ghosts. And really that's funny
because this year I'm doing a series on Hollywood shrew crime. So the third
Friday of every month, I'm doing Hollywood Deaths because I've been wanting to do
that. So that's coming up to you. Lots of drinking, lots of
death happening in Hollywood. Yes, what what do you need? Right?
Very existential? Right, Mack, there you go spell it. Yes,
existential is the word of the night, kind of like how Sesame Street used
to have the letter of the of the day. We have the word of
the night and it's existential, right. I still don't know what it means
for you. So anyway, so Stephanie, I wanted to ask you this
is do you come upon new drinks? I mean new drinks being like you
know, invented all the time, are to just variations of you know ten
Yeah, so it became a variation of both. I wanted to look into
the cocktail histories, right, because like you can walk into a bar and
be like that's an interesting cocktail, like take the paper plane or the old
fashioned. My brain went, who created that? Where did it come from?
Where was it invented? I wanted to do cocktail histories. Those are
pretty mysterious and obscure, though, So now I just kind of give you
the recipe and go about my day. Sure, right, So finding the
history is a little bit harder than I thought it was going to be.
No, I was out to dinner, I don't know, it was probably
about a month ago or so, and there were eight people around the table
and five of them got old fashions. All right, I've heard it,
but I have no idea. What is it? A no fashion? So
it is the almost the original bourbon cocktail. So it's bourbon based, any
bourbon that you like. And then there's two ways to do it. The
purists are going to say it's a sugar cube and then bitters, or you
can use a simple syrup and then bitters. So it's a combination of bourbon
sugar bitters. It is the old fashioned what bitters again? So bitters are
there's just kind of like a flavor aid. They're not exactly alcoholic. They
come in a little bottle and they just kind of thring out. The flavors
of the spirit is what they do, and they come in different flavors,
the originals, Angustura bitters, there's pace shows out in New Orleans, or
you could do like a chocolate one, seo and jalapeno one. They have
all kinds of them. Now, don'tut that one one's favorite. You're a
bartender too, No, so I'm an a whole bartender. We're coming over.
I will tell you. This Fashion was the first legal drink that I
got when I was twenty one. I never had one, and I got
it because, oh man, it was so good. The bar tender made
it perfectly and that the only reason I ordered it. I never had in
my life, but they always ordered one in mad Men, and that's where
I heard it a lot freaking cool. I need an old Fashion, and
I was like, all I need is a Lucky Strike to go along with
us. Yeah, with the filter, watched shows like that's what I'm like.
I've watched it probably ten times through over and over. It was a
great show. Yeah, yeah, they really I really loved that show.
At the first two or three years of that were just really outstanding, and
I think a popular and you know, things happened to it, but boy,
they really got a lot of stuff right. And it was just a
cool about mad Men. Right. It's a good cultural cool part of the
of the education of the times. The Julia Child series, well that's on
now. Sarah Lancashire play Julia Child to the tea. Really she's a brit
Huh. It's fantastic because it takes place in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Yes,
about going to w gb H and getting the show and it's all these you
know, Harvard Square streets and stuff. Can you do her voice? One
one? Well, first you cut the fish like this. Well I didn't
think he could have a cocktail in one hand and almost too good. Okay,
I'm interesting. Everyone who listens to the show should know that Julia Chall,
her former employee, was the CIA actually during Rule of Right out in
the series too. They bring it up in the show she was a spy.
I mean, how crazy is that? I thought she was. Can
you do dan Aykroyd doing Julia Child? Oh my god, whens and I
was funny about four hundred years ago. Yeah, that's good. So anyway,
so I wanted to ask you this to Stephanie, so what's the hottest
drink? Is there? Is there the hottest drink to make? I mean,
as someone once, I can't think of the name of the drink,
but you had to like brush it with mint leaves and all that stuff.
Is there is there one drink you're probably thinking of, like a mint julip
or a mochito. Those are real easy. So the mint you just kind
of smack it. It does the thing when you put it in there.
Okay, hartist though, I would think anything that has like a foamy top,
like getting that egg white right. I never get it right, Like
I'm not a real bartender, but the bartenders that can do it, those
guys are like worth their money. Tip them. Well, I could never
get it right. Really, Yeah, what what you was thinking of?
Mint immediately to the mind, or the moffito, because I always hear that
those are harditos, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I've had
them. I think, show, what do you think the most popular drink?
I'm just gonna take a guess. It's gotta be a teeny right yeah.
And I think right now the espresso martini's having a moment, Like they're
all over the place right now and at every bar favorite. They're fun.
I think that's big for last year and this year one one. Did you
talk to Stephanie beforehand? Because that's like you, that's his thing. I'd
be in love with you if you made me a good expression of martini.
That's all it takes. Yeah, there's a ship and I'm not a big
coffee girl, but those those just hit the spot. I don't know what
it is about him. The therapy fantastic. Well that you get drunk but
you're awake at the same time, right, I mean she gets drunky and
get hyper like that's a good feeling. Wow. I like that. So
when you when alcohol, it's like it's like Tommy and Pam. Do you
want to explain that? I'm confused. We just cut it out to exactly.
They don't go together. They showing that series here in the UK.
You didn't watch the movie. I watched it already know they're they're moving,
not the documentary. The movie. Yeah, craziness. I watched that movie.
Ye. I showered on Lily James there for a while because I got
over it. But talk about the document What are you thinking she wanted to
be in the Newty movie? Geez it's very ecstasy follow her on Instagram faithfully,
and it's like I stopped following her for a while after I watched it,
really watch the whole thing, and I was I was like blocking my
eyes. Wow, he's thought deeply about this. Okay, that's all right,
but you're back now, you feel better, Now you feel better.
It was very exist experience after you took a shower, right something. So
Stephanie, how did you come up with the idea for, you know,
the highly spirited podcast where you put booze in the booze together. Yeah.
So I have been on another podcast for a long time called The Bourbon Daily,
where we're all bourbon focused. So I've been like immersed in the bourbon
world. We wanted to do cocktails and we don't do cocktails over there,
and I'm like, I also like spooky shit, and nobody in my real
life wants to talk to me about weird shit. So I'm like, I'm
going to make a podcast and make people listen to me. Yes, might
merge them both together. Great idea. So you run a podcast earlier,
but it's all about bourbon type of thing. Yeah, So it's The Bourbon
Daily. So it's all new bourbon stuff, Bourbon Fun Facts, justourb World
Bourbon Podcast. Yeah, all right, so you would know this, what's
your opinion of Jack Daniels. So they could be a Bourbon. They want
to be a Tennessee whiskey, so they are tennis See whiskey. I personally
enjoy it. It's my favorite concert drink because even the diviest bartender can't up
a jack and coke. Wow, there's why I know them. You get
it. So, yeah, so that any concert venue I go to you,
I'm like jack and coke. It's a jack and coke night. Nobody
can mess that up unless they're like we have pepsi And I'm like, well,
I guess I'm gonna just shoot Jack Daniels and drink water. Absolutely yeah.
Yeah, well the same idea, and you get drunk, but you're
going to stay awake with the coke. So so when you say they could
be a bourbon, but I know there's like a real kind of like differentiation
down there right of Kentucky whiskey Bourbon mash and all that stuff. Yeah,
So and it's it's this whole battle that they like it's made up, right,
So like bourbon has its rules, like you have those flaws that make
bourbon and bourbon, But Jack Daniels fits into all those walls. They hit
all those check marks. But some people are like, well they charcoal filter,
so does almost every damn place in Kentucky. They just don't advertise it.
So they they want to say, we're a Tennessee whiskey, and it's
just like a state pride thing. So let them be a Tennessee whiskey.
If that's what they want to put on their bottles. It's fine. They're
sullen plenty, they're not hurting. They could be a bourbon. Is Bourbon
considered a little bit higher class, let's say, or is it lower class?
On I think like in recent years, like yeah, there's some bourbon
snobs out there on the heels of Scotch, Like do you know, like
a Scotch guy, Like, oh, he's a classy, stop up guy.
We know that that are on those heels. But there's some really normal
bourbon drinkers like me, like I'm just a normal person in a normal house.
So Scotch snub it's scotch. I mean, you know someone explained once
to be what b London Scotches and basically the way they told me. I
still don't believe it is if the color of the Scotch is too dokod of
it, they like throwing vodka and gin and is that true? Is that
true? I don't know a lot about Scotch. Like blinded, I can
tell you blended bourbon is blends of different ages a bourbon like you might have
a ten year old and a four year old Scotch. I don't know.
They don't have the laws that we have, Kim, do you know?
Well listen, I mean a Canadian whiskey is a blend of a Scotch plus
au bourbon. I believe, really really yeah, I know, get kind
of confused in all of that too. I find that interesting what you're talking
about, though, for sure. I mean, I we drink Balentines,
which is a whiskey. Yeah. Yeah, Scotch, I mean, Scotch
is its own thing. It's not splendid with anything. It's its own formula,
I guess. And my word on spirits is I think everybody that makes
any kind of a spirit, if they're an artist about it, they all
come up pretty good. Rumor vodka, right, yeah, looking at it.
I like that, Yeah, yeah, I don't know what it's like.
I got to tell you this about Scotch though, Okay, I mean,
like, you know, usually, yeah, I usually drink is like
jack and coke. It's been like that for years. So you know,
after a couple of jack and coke, you're feeling okay, you're ready to
you know whatever. I can drink Scotch all night and not get a buzz.
There's something I don't know. It doesn't make me drunk for some reason,
Stephanie. Is something wrong with me? No, So, like I
don't really like Scotch, but I think so. I guess there's been some
kind of scientific study that like the sugars and coke, or especially diet coke,
make the alcohol work faster in your body. I don't know, but
I know what a jack and coke night like. I am rowdy. Ye,
ship all the bourbons all night long and be'll be fine. But mix
it with some coke and I am rowdy. Yeah, me too. That
explains it. Okay, let's get to know. Go ahead, the caffeine
will keep you awake and the it's like when you're drinking scotch, maybe you're
you're like, okay, I'm like super super classy right now, and I
have to maintain that. And like in the back of your brain it's like,
Okay, don't be white trash tonight. That I can say that because
I am white trash. I love Jack Daniels. So if that, I
know, I might be taking someone's weave out at some point during the night.
You know what I mean? There is if I have Scotch, then
it's a different ballpark, and I just don't enjoy it. I don't think
it tastes good. A lot of people go crazy over and like I said
that, you know that there's like Scotch snobs, universities of Scotch snobs.
You know. It's like, I don't get it. It's a'most a popular
drink in this part of the world, is it really? Yeah, it
was a farmer's drink. I think it was just something that you know,
you get to someone with cows, and vodka was a big thing because I
think they grew potatoes and that's what they made O Russia. Yeah, yeah,
grain, so we have grain so yeah, yeah, you know Scotland,
scott seriously, yeah, well, lots of calendar fifteen years. If
I if I have enough money in my pocket to buy it. Don't waste
your money. Yeah. For years, I used to drink Scotch and water.
Really did you money? Walk up black, Johnny, walk up black?
Yeah, okay, yeah. My dad, my father was a cutty
sark got so I started with when I couldn't afford Johnny Walker went to Cuddy.
That's real. Yeah, inexpensive one. Yeah. I drink it for
years, And of course I'm away from that now. But with the water.
I always enjoyed drinking Scotch and water. Yeah, but you're right,
Mac. You know, I could drink a lot of that. And I
used to say that it was the water that made it, Yeah, that
watered it down. But I found out it was my age. I was
young. Oh really, Yeah for Scott. Good name for a book,
guys for Scott. Yeah, because when I was young, I was drinking
Canadian Club. I was a royal crown. Yeah that's a whiskey. Then
we used to drink whiskey. I was enjoying that. I got to say,
I'm a big fan. I love Jack Daniels. I do like a
gentleman Jack, but I love Jim Beam. It is cheap and it'll get
you there. An article on the financially. I think it was Jim Bean,
but the sales are way down. Yeah they should be that that's a
terrible lesson of the hard liquors. Now well, I think it was either
be Jack Daniels, but they their profits are down considerably for theater. I
gotta go get those sales out. I'll tell you Jim Canada were given a
fentanyl. I think they give up whiskey and one scotch and gone to fentanyl.
That's the problem is Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, is Dephanie.
Let me ask you this, okay, because you're an expert on all things
alcohol, I think, so do you know can you talk about wine for
such a whiskey expert? Steffial you're the new whiskey expert for the show.
Yeah, I actually am a certified bourbon steward for whatever. There you go,
look at expert on anything. Okay, but let me ask you this,
just just generally speaking existentially, Let's say, right if I can say
the word, isn't the whole wine thing just like all just kind of the
Emperor has no clothes? Do you know what I mean? Isn't it all
just like a facade? Wine is wine. If you get a bottle of
a thousand dollars, Let's say you have a thousand bottle, a bottle that's
worth a thousand dollars, which is nothing, and you have a bottle that's
worth twenty dollars. Is someone going to tell the difference? Is the normal
person going to tell the difference? I think trained people could know the difference.
Normal people. If I walked in and you blindfolded me and you're like
a thousand and one three dollars, and I had to know which is which,
I wouldn't know. I do not know. There's no way in the
world I would know. I'd be like, I like that one, and
it would probably be the three dollars one. That's the kind of wine I
buyee yup, oh yeah, you get the box and you take the bag
out with the bag in your purse and then that anywhere. And I don't
know enough about wine to like be snobby about it, so like, I
know that I like red wine, I like the Cabernet. I know that
much, and that is all I know. But I will walk in and
like be like, who has the coolest, prettiest label today? And I
will buy the weirdest label. I can just do it in the style that
I like, and that's how I buy wine. That is literally what I
do. But do you like, what's what's your go tod with a cool
label? Remember the cool label the nineteen eighty one it's really good. Wow,
we have in nineteen ninety six. It is aged to perfection and I'm
just like, sign me up. So I had al al is a left
handed Italian. You can't drink wine. I can I drink I can drink
sheep wine and have no problem. I don't drink hard liquor. I just
it just does not agree with me. And I have found out over the
course of years that if I drink white wine, I become belligerent. Wow
okay, wow, oh yeah, good to know. And I've had I've
had some experiences with that. I got a what are you drinking now?
A shady we were I was on a company junket down on a riverboat on
the Mississippi at night, big company thing, you know, people all over
the country from there, and we were on the boat and there's a big
showroom after we had or they had a big deal going on in the in
the ballroom. So we go to the back of the boat and is the
big paddle wheel going, you know, and you get blasted and you're watching
the paddle wheel. You're like getting motion sick. So we're sitting back there,
and I went back into the dining room and I grabbed a couple of
bottles of white wine out of the metal thing with the you know, with
the ice ahead, and the corks were already pulled out about that ahead.
So you know, we walked back out and we were sitting on the back
of the ship and we're going down to Mississippi, and there were these like
glass things with candles in them on each table. So a couple of the
guys I was with started chucking these things into the water behind the boat and
we're we're watching them, and they're going off in the distance, still lick
because if you hit them just right in the water, they don't get wet
inside. And the candle kept going. Can anything. No one that they
hate those stock well noctually. That was the start, and they thought they
were they were all that because they were throwing the the well. Then I
got up and started throwing the chairs and tables over there. We go the
white wine. After two bottles of white wine. Let's play, and then
everybody left, and all of a sudden, I'm the only guy standing in
the back of the boat missing four tables and about eight chairs. Okay,
wow, were there in the UFOs? And movement on the wine just happened.
Before we go to commercial, I'm going to go back to Stephanie.
So once again, do you do you you know, is there going to
be like some new drinks, some hot drink a year from now, two
years from now? Do you know what I mean? Like? They definitely
drinks do go in a fashion right, in a fad? Almost? Yeah?
So like what is it early like late nineties, early two thousands,
like the Apple Tini was living its best life? Oh? Yeah about it
anymore? Really? Do you think they come in phases? I'm not sure
what's next. I'm interested to see. I think there's a celebrity attachments to
certain drinks. Is there going to be a swift wine of some sort?
Now? Okay? So, like let me tell you, I'm a New
Orleans fan, but I have watched more Chiefs games this year than New Orleans
games because I'm like, it's Taylor there, where's she out there? That
girl's loving her best life. She's got her bondky Fanberry, she's got a
white wine. I think the girl has always got a drink in her hand
and she is partying. So I don't think she's going to really put her
name on it, because she doesn't need to. She's a billionaire already,
she doesn't have that brand. But I think there could be something named after
her that people will. The Swifties are absolutely going to be like, I
want this because it's Taylor's drink. I hope might get like some special updue
situation and be a thing. I don't know. They're already renamed the super
Bowl the super Bowl swifty eight. Yeah, oh my god, I think
they just might. Like I mean, the super Bowl brings in cocktails and
booze. That's a boozy day, so I expect somebody to make like a
Tavis cocktail. Yeah. I don't know what they're gonna put it in,
but like Tavis, that's gonna be like a cocktail. Maybe I should make
it and I do it and then just do like the hashtag because it turned
her Man's right tas put together. Okay, yeah, do it yourself.
Maybe like do like a vodka cranberry and then maybe put like a splash of
like I don't know, like the grapefruit white clock, like this is the
hashtag Tavis. Yeah, there is a barbecue whiskey. I didn't like this
whiskey and I used it just to make maritate chicken with Kansas City is for
their barbecue. I could do like a something. Yes, I don't know.
Hey listen, can I just say this? Her history? You know
what her history is is to get into these very high profile romances and then
when they least expect that, what's gonna happen is she dumps the guy all
right, writes a couple of songs about it, and no one that I
mean, have you seen the previous guys? They're they're like little Victorian boys.
This is like a man. This is like her first man. Okay,
this is like an actual like person. But wouldn't it be bad if
she dumped him in the two weeks leaning up to the super Bowl? You
see the NFL? That would be would that be dramatic? Kim is already
crying, he can't take it. If she dumps him, then then it's
this whole relationship has been satire and she just gets it. I think I
think, I think that there's an element. Yes, that would be funny.
Oh my god, I hope Travis Kelsey is that his name. I
hope he doesn't listen to the show because she might be getting dumped. Sir,
listen Alice telling me that at the Moose brother what did what happened after
the game? This is that? So Casey won the championship game last Sunday.
Okay, they beat the Baltimore Ravens ahead. What happened out? So
they all go down to the you know, they're all down the field celebrating,
they're doing their thing, and so Taylor Swift comes down and all the
cameras are coming over to her and she's telling the cameraman to get away from
her. It's not about her, you know, focus on the team.
Get away from me. Sure. So she's freaking out, saying, look
at you know, I don't want any part of this. And then Andy
Reid takes her by the arm and walks her off off the field, you
know, and let's Kelsey go off and find his brother and Andy Reid the
coach, and the coach, the big, big, big chunky coach got
and he you know, he's going around now saying he's known her longer than
Kelsey. Hes Yeah, bullshit. So anyway, so what happened though when
they left the game? Oh, I said, they leave the game,
they get in a they get in the jet. You know, they call
the limo. The limo shows up. They bring him to an airport.
There's a private jet. They get on the jet. They fly for two
hours, and then as soon as they land, you know, they open
the door in the hot air that blows in and they were on some island,
tropical island, somewhere, private island, and they're they're you know,
that's it there, That's like, that's the world she lives in. I
mean when and now that's the world that he lives in too, you know.
I mean he's getting a lot of money and and he makes a lot
of money. But it turns out that when he started to get not to
tear this into the NFL, but when he started to get really popular because
of her, I mean I kind of heard of him, and I'm finally
the NFL. But you know, he's one makes one of many, Okay,
so suddenly now you know, the bright light is on him. Okay,
So into the games leading up to the playoffs. Someone did calculated and
they said he did. He showed up like in six hundred and fifty commercials
and Mahomes showed up in like two hundred and twenty. And that's like,
that's that's keeping school, you know what I mean. I mean that does
you know they get aid royalties and stuff like that for the you know,
the but that's also another measurement of it, Okay. And all of a
sudden, her light is reflecting on him, you know, and he's hot
because she's hot, and if she's if she's going down in the field and
saying it's not about me, don't go down in the field. Let me.
She's especially thousand camera. She can't go anywhere, you know, the
poor girl. And I feel bad she she knows she was on TV and
everyone was watching me. I said, that's what that's why she's been around
for Yeah. I mean, like, you know, she can't go get
a pepsmear without like having a camera, you know what I mean. Like
she can't go to a restaurant and we'll put the class in there for a
friend. I mean, they keep saying Travis Chelsea is wide open all the
time. But what about Taylor. A report today that she's generated three hundred
and thirty five million dollars for the Chiefs and the NFL. Yeah right,
yes, Jersey sales and whatever else sales, Like that's crazy. I'm fixated
on this. Now, what if she dumps him. I'm gonna look,
that's gonna be so funny. I going well on it. But that's her
history. But as you're saying, everyone else, you know, not they
known that much about it, but she did. She was going out one
of the Kennedys, Now I get this, and she buys the mansion next
to his mansion down in Cape Con, down in Hyannas, I mean,
and then she dumped his ass. Mean, come on, she was it
switchy Okay? Yeah, then he moved to West Virginia. Yeah, she
was just the country girls. When they talk about her though, the things
they say about her, like sher lips were normal and everything else. You
know, when when she finished the tour in the United States, when she
went cross country with the tour and all the trailer trucks of her junk that
is they had to haul to do her show at every big stadium, right
when they got through with that and she was going to go to Asia or
Europe where the next stage of the show is. Yes, they called in
all the truck drivers who had driven trailer trucks for her for how many months
to get her set up and get her stage to the next place. And
her dad went and handed each one of those truck drivers one hundred thousand dollars
as a thank you. Now, you tell me that girl ever needs a
teamster to show up and drive a truck for her, she's going to have
fifty of them fighting to get But here's the thing. Is that all right?
So that's great, and it's great. It's great to pass, you
know, to kind of spread it out, spread the money round. But
I think she's smart enough because the role man was a hedge fun guy,
so he must know what's going on, he says to her. Pay the
team stairs. Yeah, because I mean tip the teamsterairs. It will always
be a friend. I mean, even even the jeamss are on your side,
your gold in front of you. Got to get them on your side.
When she showed up. She showed up at Gillette Stadium when they played.
They played the Patriots and they beat the hell out of them, probably,
but she was tipping, you know, the help the people at the
stadium one hundred dollars bills. And she wasn't being flashy about it. She
wasn't like, you know, making a big deal, but she was talking
them hundreds. She didn't have to do that. I mean, you know,
I mean, I don't know. I don't know. The woman's your
music. Hey listen, her music is is not her music is. I
don't know. I don't want to like dumping the music. Her music is
popular, but compared to other things, it's it's not it's not really that
bull But right now she's at the peak of her of her she's she's the
most famous person on the planet. It's the girl teenager she would be,
you know, you'd be jumping up and down or preteen, you know,
fourth grade up. Well that's herds fifty year old people. But what we
were talking about earlier is she manages I know, like I don't really enjoy
music like my niece loves it. You know. Yeah, well, you
know, I just enjoying what you think. She's like whatever. To me,
she's a great role model for kids compared to some of the crap that
she tries. Concerts. Yeah, well, that's true. She is a
down on earth and she's very very and I'm not a big fan of I'm
saying, she just gave a million dollars to Nashville for the flooding, and
she gives millions of dollars and all these carses, she's a billionaire, you
know. So you know, we love to knock people. I mean right,
Yes, she is a good role model. I have to give her
that, you know, she's yeah, I would agree with that. What
I find interesting, good luck to her. You know what I find interesting
with her is which we were talking about earlier. She you know, ten
years ago, her core audience started about the fourth grade girl level and went
you know, up from there. Today she still appeals to the fourth grade
girl and up. So she hasn't aged out. They don't see her as
being too old to identify with. So until she gets old enough or gets
married, you know, that's that might be one of the tipping points.
But and let you know, she can keep going back and catching the next
generation and going back and for a while, she's done it two or three
times already. As long as she can do that, she'll be she'll follow
the Madonna model. Well see that's what we're talking about. Madonna or like
a share where like the love of something and she's doing a concert to her
Madonna and she's being sued. I just want all the listeners to know this
is now a Taylor Swift podcast. You're not interested in listening further. You
get it. She's going to be Okyo, what the night she's playing the
night before the super Bowl? Right? Is that it? Really? And
then she's flying back given the time difference and stuff, I guess she could
make it. Yeah, she's going to be a private jet. A private
jet. She could definitely make it back, like really about twenty four hours
beforehand, given the international date line. Right, she'll be there. She
has to be there, make it back. Wow, she has to be
there so if anything happens, you know between now and oh wow? Okay,
this is the drama I'm telling. The NFL got what they wanted.
I mean, it's a good things. She got attached to a good team,
do you know what I mean? If she was a attach to a
slob team, it'd be really awkward and stupid. Could you imagine if she
was dating someone from like the Buffalo Bills Patriots. You'd never see it.
Come on couple of those of York team, which is like whoa, but
come on, he's sucking. Let me wrap up. It's good looking too,
It's no doubt about it. Whatever. He's a he's like A two.
That's my girl. I love. I am watching that man like there's
like tiktoks and just like him walking into the stadium. I'm like, I
would watch that man block for like fifteen hours. Like what you talk about
switch Elvis. It's his name. See first Grounk, I'd be I'd be
regular with you. He's like another Gronk, right, I mean kinda anyway,
So Stephanie, so before we finish the segment, now, you're married
to an Indianapolis coach fan, right yeah? So like I think he's just
a fan because like that's our home team or from outside of Indianapolis. He's
more of a Cubs fan, like that is like his diard team. Like
he's very used to be disappointed. But yeah, the Colts freaking suck this
year. Yeah yeah they lost, So we can I tell you something.
The Cubs are going to freaking suck this year too. Okay, so it's
gonna be double How about that? Bill Belichick guy. Huh yeah, once
someone hire him when you think he'd get hired, like in two seconds.
But anyway, why don't we do this? When don't we take a commercial
break now? Stephanie, thank you very much. Do you want to hang
with us or do you have places to go? Yeah? Really? Yeah?
Okay, well poor Bourbon. Why don't we clap to Stephanie? Anyway,
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What a show's turned into? Girls? You know he's been here all night,
pretty famous one one over there in English and I have enjoying every minute
of it. Thanks Max. Ladies and gentlemen and all ships at sea,
welcome to the show. So you're talking earlier about what is a dry January?
You don't drink in January? Is that what you're doing? That's no,
that's not what I'm doing. That's okay. Also with us is a
National correspondent switch plate Steve Watt switchy. Great to be here, and I'm
pretty dry this January too, kind of dry? Yeah, okay, all
right, and you still can't see us right now. Your microphone is gone.
You've killed your microphone for some reason. Now there's a cat involved.
See what happens there stepping on the microphone. But yeah, right, exactly,
get that cat out of there. Yes, yes, can you hear
me? Get the cat out of it. I'm very dry this January as
well. Okay, hey, listen real quick, very quickly, because they
have to introduce everyone here before the end of the show. What did you
have for breakfast today? Oh? I went to a Tutor's Biscuit World,
look at I had the classic breakfast, which includes uh, eggs and meat
eggs, scrambled eggs, bacon, and a biscuit coffee. You know,
listen, that's cool, Switchy, But you know for you telling us in
that cat is wrapping his tail around you? How can I think of food
when that Maje flee Britain's baby. That doesn't make any difference. They get
fleas and they smell each other's asses. It's terrible anyway, awesome with us
is security chief, you can still stand us? Willie club Willie, how
are you doing? Wow? What a night? I got to tell you.
The topics here go from ghosts drinking tailor swift drinking. Finally Switchy admitting
he's dry, right dry? Yeah, but I wanted to ask him.
You know we as you know, we have the Hooters up here and you
have the hooters down there. Worlds. Still, most of the female clientele,
uh are not dressed provocatively. Be careful most that's why you go there.
But I mean, all right, some of the dudes chat now testimony
later. Hey listen. Also in the studio with us, is you're kidding
how now though? Hey Macael everyone? Okay, yeah, great cold cold,
Yeah, it's it's kind of cold here. It's kind of weird.
Also with us up there and sideways in the yard. Raven is with this,
Raven my friends, thank you for having me. You're dressed up your
one dress for you address of the cold? Right? Oh yeah, my
host is always cold. Really, I keep it at a nice sixty four
flat. Really, wow, I'm sorry. I refuse to give those those
guests electric companies what they want, which is to keep you warm, which
is which is my my money. Oh really, okay, all right,
so I just bundle up. But you see, if you put your heat
at seventy and keep it there, it's just the same amount of fuel to
maintain that as is to maintain sixty four. Yes, no man, now,
man, because I tried. That depends on this and my bills skyrocket
here. I'm sorry, Craven. Thank you for joining us. We appreciate
it. Thank you for having Are there any cats near you? No?
My cat died. Sorry, ohst No, I wish, I wish the
ghost of my cat was here. No, my dog's barged in a little
bit ago. They're downstairs, they're sleeping, and I'm just alone with my
existential thoughts. Okay, good now I'm gonna cry myself. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. Wow. Anyway, my cat did die though, So
it's you know, Stephanie, is there cocktail for that? Oh god,
I have to figure something out. It's a line of cocaine and a shot
of Vodkas. That's all you can do. I'm right there with you.
Awkward, Mat, I'm sorry. I love the cat. It's okay,
It's okay, it's okay. Cat's name is Friday, right, Friday the
cat. Yeah, her name was Friday. She was the best. Ya
Friday, Friday. Friday. Everyone poor went out for Friday. She was.
She was the best. I'm going to move on, Max. You
would have hated her. I don't say that. Also with us is a
good friend up there in Edmonton, Canada. Kim Shay, Kim, how
you doing saluting us? How you doing? Bud It doing fantastic? Say
hello to everyone? All right, anybody's doing great? Out there all right?
Now is this someone to the left of you and someone to the right
of you? Right now, there's somebody to my left. Let's hey,
hey, Russ, how you doing, buddy? There he is, Let's
clap for rush. Come on, let's yeah, Okay, we're don't good.
We don't got rush? What do you do up there? What do
you do up in Canada? Up in Edmonton? Well right now, I
very active e bake writer. I medically retired during most of my time noising
electric bicycles. That's I have one of those. I have a cast what's
it called casting casting now or something? Candale? Yeah, yeah, right,
Canondale, Canada. I have a Canada. Yeah, that's a job,
riding a little bit lazier. I got three real b bike. It's
called a trike. Oh yeah, sure. I got a basket in the
back. I can carry all my camera equipment, gear and the way I
go. I've got fifty five hundred clovers on it. In two years,
I'd love my e bike. I mean I'm not someone who is you know,
someone who exercises a lot and not like that, and I'm not a
real bike rider. But I got on the e bike and there's just something
about it. I mean, you're still working, you're still working, you
know, but you just go really fast. You know. It's kind of
weird to keep you can keep your heart in your chest because you're not,
like you say, you're not overworking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's really nice. I really And then when the cold weather came,
I couldn't so a resh. Thanks for joining us tonight. We really appreciate
it. Well, thank you for having me. And also yeah, it's
fun also with us to get them to come and join in. Oh yeah,
yeah anytime. Also with us is Stephanie McNew is from the Highly Spirited
podcast Stephanie everybody, thanks for hanging with us tonight. You can see the
state we're all in. Yeah, thanks for having me back with you guys.
So so Kim, you write me on a regular basis and you send
me these very strange stories that you come across in like on YouTube. Right,
yeah, I don't like to zoom around on YouTube, that's right,
end of my I find YouTube very entertaining. But I mean I think you
ought to take everything as the grain of assault. But I mean some of
the stories, you know, if they gain a little bit of traction,
anywhere. I'm definitely gets my interest, right, what's the weirdest story?
What's the weird story you came across in the past few weeks. I loved
I think Switchy went over that story a couple of weeks ago, but I
mean, I love that peruvi and face peeling story. Switch Hey, that
is just absolutely bizarre that story. I think when you were describing it,
he did an awesome job. I loved your description of it. But I
had heard a story with that him just recently where he had mentioned that the
natives there when it came to those flying discs that those guys are riding on,
they always showed up in dusk and on. They always showed up in
pairs. But the one girl that got kind of had that situation happen to
her with that cream put on her face, she heard them talking, and
oddly enough, she said that one of them was a Gringo and the other
was a Peruvian. Now I know, Tim kind of said, well,
maybe she was under duress and maybe that's what she heard in her head,
or maybe she just I guess she had such PTSD from it that they could
hardly even talk to her, and she was just shaking and shivering and was
so scared and kind of thought that they were part of the same crew of
beans or something that had come into their village. A Anyways, I just
had to pass that along because I thought it was kind of fascinating that she
thought they were a gringo and a Peruvian and kind of put this humanoid touch
to it. Wow, it's kind of interesting. I wonder what the you
know, what's the criteria for being a gringo of that they could use that
slang, you know. Yeah, he said that gringo to them was anybody
that had a Western kind of dialect, like talked with an accent. They
they speak what campos Spanish is kind of a jungle Spanish, and Kim speaks
that, I guess fluently. That gentleman that we were speaking about, that
was what that went there and took these guys cameras and took them night vision
goggles and flashlights and kind of got them prepared to like try to look for
these things. I guess, as they've been around for over forty years,
but not before that. There was no stories before nineteen eighty on that story
that he could find that was in their folklore or anything. Wow, So
it was something that was really new, which was kind of interesting. I
had no idea it was even that long of a story. But talk about
very strange, and I mean high strangeness, I'm not sure about that one
though, Hey, switchy, it's kind of more like like real, like
nobody's really phasing in and out of reality. It seemed like they were very
corporeal, real right, very substance to them. Right. Well, there
are some of these things that do seem to be very very solid and physical,
and there aren't others that have a great deal of high strangeness where they
seem to be kind of ethereal or more like an apparition. So we seem
to have kind of a hit on collision between these two things, and sometimes
it's very hard to kind of sift through them and figure out what's what is
not the truth. So that kind of led me to the other story,
which was the story out of Miami on January first, twenty twenty four.
Anybody hear about this, Yes, this is very weird. No, this
is that the Bayside market Place, a mall inside Miami. Now this happened
January first, late January first, because it was dark so it was after
the New Year's parties. But there was probably fifty to sixty to seventy police
vehicles that showed up at this mall, and they proceeded to go and find
some kids that were supposedly possibly shooting guns or possibly had fireworks. Now,
everybody on the scene that I've heard of, anybody that talked about it,
said the most loudest noises that they could hear were like popping lights. You
know when you pop a light bulb, right, and it makes that too
noise, So it wasn't something that was really like a gunshot or even fireworks.
And then the other thing was that they a lot of people heard.
Now this one has got this anyways, bear with me here, but they
said that the noise that was around it was like electrical. This really weird
electrical noise. Now, hey, you guys, I Sarah and I.
This is a true story. Sarah and I. I got it on my
YouTube page. I sent it to mac. But we were out just north
of the city here at a really interesting place for our history, a place
that spawned two rivers that used to have a portage between them. It was
the closest place between the Athabasca River and the North Saskatchewan River and people used
to walk it back in the day with their canoe on their back. But
we were sitting right there and Sarah was outside, and we heard what sounded
like a jet go over quite low. The base isn't too too far away.
But then after that you can listen to it on my YouTube thing there.
But there's like an electrical sound and it's absolutely in the sky, and
it was like, honestly, I have never ever heard anything like it,
not connected to electrical storms, not connected to Aurora borealis. It was just
an electrical sound like it sounded like something was shortened out near high fire or
something. Yea bizarre yeah. But anyways, besides that, this Miami story
back to it. So there's tons of witnesses that saw things that seem to
be see through there's videos, but nobody seems to have come forth with any
really credible thing. But like some of the witness we're saying you guys,
is that there is nobody saw anything because everybody was in panic mode running,
so nobody really saw anything except for a few people. And all these people
seem to have come forward as witnesses and now I've listened to a couple of
their things. They're on my YouTube thing there. I left it on there
for anybody to go check out. You can go watch them yourself. But
some of them, yeah, they're pretty suspected, you know what I mean,
Like, I think people looking for a quick box tending to have video.
They don't want to show anybody video because it's going to cause everybody TORESS
and they're gonna have PTSD as bad as their family. You won't be able
to operate, right right, Yeah? Yeah, So what's the one you
sent me? Well, go ahead, good annualist. Well, I mean
the other one I was talking about, the Tabby Star. I don't know
if anybody's that one either. That's a really strange phenomena that actually is just
happening right now, and it's that it's just this weird star that basically is
brilliance goes from nothing to really bright. They can't find any astronomical reasons for
this happening what they can see, and basically they keep coming down through the
sift of knowledge and understanding that it's like possibly alien may dice and fear that
goes around the star that's collecting energy and from that story though, was Oddly
enough, some of the other stars that are in that vicinity seem to almost
be connected in some kind of of a system there. So it is a
strange story. I don't think any of the astronomers can even get their heads
wrapped around it. And again, you know, just another weird thing out
in space that we keep learning that we wouldn't have any ideas about. Well,
we're hearing a lot more about it because of the James Web telescope and
just a whole other things. I mean, the technology is coming together for
us to really look literally look into the beginning of the universe. You know,
they have no idea what it's going to be. That now they've already
said the universe is actually twice as old, I think as they thought it
was. They found this thing, very strange thing. I think that one
telescope has made people's brains just spend that are in universities. It's going to
take them years to go through the data just from a month of collection,
right, but they one of the things they've done that they've done is one
of the things that that telescope can do. We were talking about this two
weeks ago, is that you can look at the atmosphere of these exo planets
and see what's in the atmosphere, and if there's common monoxide in the atmosphere,
a common dioxide in the atmosphere, they're only a result of like an
intelligent cog, a combination of things. You know, it's like burning,
it's like blowing stuff up, whatever, and that's it. That's a sign
of civilization. And also oxygen in the atmosphere. So if they see these
things, go ahead, switching too, yeah, switching, go ahead,
No, I said, that's a sign of civilization when you see somebody on
the planet blowing everybody up right, Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah,
yeah. If you see, if you see, you know what, what's
in our atmosphere, then you know someone's done there. I mean, that's
it's almost as simple as that. That's that was one of the other stars
they found that was having like it's like just sticks out there like a sore
thumb. Because of the age of it and what they're finding that it's spitting
out doesn't make any sense. They're spitting out the super heavy elements that and
again they come to the same conclusion it looks like maybe an alien's are like
taking their waste product and throwing them into the star. Well, they found
that huge you know, there's a huge stretch. It's a ring that's out
in some part of the universe, and it's it's like, you know,
thirteen billion years thirteen billion light years long. It's this structure. It shouldn't
be there, you know, because yeah, the the space is in a
way, it's it's it's kind of all the same. But they have groups
of stuff like this in a ring. I mean, yeah, that's right,
yea, So I mean there's always been this. You know, these
aliens they're so smart and so advanced. They can actually gather galaxies together give
them power. I don't know, it's nuts. They look like they're farming,
gardening and something. That movie, what's that old joke where they say
when aliens fly by Earth, they lock the doors? Yeah, right,
we live in that kind of neighborhood. Insane. It like that that like
flips my brain though, like about like a billion light years. It's like
I can't even wrap my brain around that that that uh length of space and
time, right, and and I know that it technically has like it's it's
this much whatever. I'm not smart enough to figure that out, but it's
so vast that it's like, how is that even real? It's just crazy.
It could be we're also misinterpreting things too. I mean, we really
don't know. This is just really speculation on top of speculation. But that's
true. I mean, like we really just made it up, right,
but just couldn't do it. Just it's something something that exists. We just
might be interpreting it improperly, right, I mean, our senses are short,
aren't we. I mean we only have five senses really working, and
they don't really seem to interpret Kim, I'm sorry. They made a movie
called the sixth Sense. We have said. That's right, Okay, I
know I do bring it out of it. Have a little bit too much,
boots. We're going down to like three or four senses. Nonsense.
We interpret things based on our frame of reference, right exactly. We need
to adapt our frame of reference to what's out there. And it's it's just
getting crazy every time every time that web telescope brings down something. Oh look
at this, it was on the BBC this morning. What is that you're
looking at it? You go, what is that? Right? Right?
Yeah, So that's when the speculation comes in Bananas as Sara black Hole.
So is she there? Is Sarah there? Yeah, Sarah, and there
we go. We'll get her. I we'll see who's if they see it,
if they see a monolith through one of those things, they need to
shut it off the right. Yes, Monkeys with the Monkeys, Yeah,
two thousand and one. You know they were going to have a narration in
that movie until the day it came out, and they said, let's just
kill the narration, make it mysterious, and they did two thousand and one.
Yeah, that's crazy. Oh that's boncos that's creepy. Hey, Stephanie,
what do you drink? Are you drinking anything, Stephanie, Stephanie,
you drinking something? And especially for the show. Yeah, so I had
a cocktail earlier and then I didn't want to make another one, so I'm
just drinking bourbon. Oh okay, nice, I love that for you.
So what's the best bourbon, Stephanie. I don't think there is a best
bourbon. I have my favorites. I'm a big Warsiony fan. I like
buffalo trees like they're easy, they're accessible, like they're not expensive. I
don't I don't really go for like the high dollar hard to find things like
that's not my vi vibe. Like I like to buy things I could put
in my bar and not miss it. If I drink at all, I
want to buy another one next week, So that's kind of a buy.
Is bourbon aged, like do they have vital I'm not really familiar with it.
Is it has to at least touch an oak barrel to be called bourbon.
It doesn't matter how long it's age. To be a straight bourbon.
It's two years to be bottled in bod it has to be four years.
So it does have aging guidelines, but it could vary. Some people take
it to ten. I think after ten years it gets over oaked and it's
not great. But so they do. Agent. Yeah, that's interesting.
Thanks. So there's two questions. And before we wrap up the show real
quick, as we're talking about booze tonight. So impressive the way Stephanie's talking
about booth. Yes, it's like part of my brain is just like it's
okay, take when you see Mikayla, Yes, hey, tell me what
you know about bourbon? Uh you know, yeah, that's not gonna be
the first day I say. I just pour it and I make sure I
don't spill it, right exactly. I give you the damn coke. What
more do you want from me? It's a tale of two cities. It's
like this one bo that that that opened up, and it's they made it
a sandbox and it's for you know, people to bring their kids to run
around on the sand and stuff and and to get from and to eat.
Okay, it's family friend. It's a bae that's family friendly. Okay,
that's almost as bad as cats. Oh my god, right, I wouldn't
say that's worse. Worse. Right down the street is the Beach Coast our
family. And I'm like, I don't really want to go do that.
Yeah, yeah, why even bother? But what they make money to die?
Okay, like why bother? Oh? Family friendly? It's a business
model, though, that's a business model. It's like that. Yes,
I was just talking to back about this. I can't stand it. I
don't I don't want it. And now now distilleries are kind of getting on
board with that. I'm like, yeah, that's the end of civilization.
That's a shame. That that is the end of civilization. That's a shame.
Hey, Kim, came as Sarah. Then bring bring Sarah in plays
and she can Okay, hold two secs. She was here. Sarah's probably
horrified. She probably like part of the hold on Sarahara Kim. She have
a good friend up there, and Edmund Kenny came there. Is we lost
the phone range around sitch another radio stage trains coming in for a landing.
Yeah, the train is coming in for a well, I have some some
news on that one. Go ahead, find the train. Found images had
disappeared. Really luckily. I did a lot of a quick research here and
guess what I found? Traditional Really, I wonder if this is not an
isolated incident where you can't see yourself unless you're looking in a mirror, you
know what I mean? Maybe your files are corrupt. It's funny, and
I don't like to get out in the day to day light. Okay,
what do you feel about, Garlic. We're ready for our good friend.
Sarah is going to join us here any second. Hopefully she's coming back.
Okay, all right, well to talk about I know she had something in
the interrom one one. You have been to the beachcomber, yes, yes,
okay, And I know Raven has and I was telling Raven over the
weekend, I was looking to see if the Beach Comba was open because it
took some serious flooded damage from the flood and it's been closed now for almost
three weeks. It's so I went I went online and I looked to see
if the beach Comber was open, and it's closed. But I did on
trip Advisor find the first review of the place. So here's a review of
the Beachcomb of the beach the worst fried food ever, worst service, worst
service. Uh, of course the services are over irving cocktails to the local
drunks. Yeah, carking are parking is horrific. That waitress she brushed her
titty up against you. Remember we her, We tipped the hell Yeah,
well she got more to tip than she thought to stay. And then handicap
handicap parking is out of guidelines of the a D A limited menu, local
drunks prevail. That's a business model as well. Now that's that's the Beachcomb
ride. That's the beach Comba. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's so funny.
When I go on vacation any anywhere, any city, any beach,
I'm like, where do the locals go? I want the DIBs nasty?
Well this is yeah, this come up to Well, that's the review that's
getting me. Actually, he thought he did them a disservice. I'm coming.
That is a good review. Opinion? Was that review very it's fairly
recent. Yeah that's cool. That's a badge of our Oh yeah, because
okay, wait we're in January. When did they go? Probably last summer
last year. I like the Hawaiian pizza. I usually hate Hawaiian peza.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I pound down a whole pizza and neck
is lucky if he gets to eat one piece. So anyway, so Kim,
how is is Sarah gonna drink? Oh? Here she is? Okay,
well all that's really let's really yeah, yeah, it's okay, nice
to be bad. Thanks for saving us. Yes, we're really glad you
could save us. And it's not much of a snow season up there.
You don't have very much snow on the ground, right, Well, we
had more as a bout a week ago, but today went up to about
what fifty three fare and heighten and most of it melted soft. I mean,
it's nice weather, but at the same time, as a gardener,
I'm really concerned about the drop conditions we could be facing in the spring,
and then of course possible wildfire season. But the Edmonton Oil, how about
them? They're sixteen in a row. These guys have told me. Yeah,
I'm not much of a hockey fan, but I mean it's nice,
you know, it's nice to be on the winning team for change. So
take her Canada card. She's not. Well, yeah, it's okay.
It's okay because I watched curly. It's the backup sport that is the most
boring. Boy, I like it. I like the sport where we throw
tim bits at moose. You know, so that's you're kidding, Yes,
I am material, right, yeah, curling curling, I mean who can
be rink about five blocks from our place? Not even five blocks? Reality?
Yeah, I was able to was right beside my high school, and
I was able to take it as an elective and really, yeah, really
it's fun. I mean you sweep the floor in front of the thing that
looks like a flatten bowling ball. I mean that's right, basically, yeah,
and it's but there's different ways of throwing that rack. No, there
is no there. I found that the biggest thing was to sometimes they put
these little things over your shoes so that you're more slippery on the ice.
Okay, but you really have to watch out that you don't accidentally like pull
your growin muscles, because that is that's always important. I hate when that
happens. Well, Sarah, thanks for joining us tonight. We really appreciate
it. Okay, and next time you run, please come longer. Okay,
we'd rather see don't don't think this isn't said anything about Kim, But
would you rather see you than Kim? You know? Probably people say how
long have you been married? How long you How long have you two been
married? This will be our sixteenth year if we got married. Yeah that's
right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we've known one another.
Our families have been friends forever and ever. It started back in three
generations ago. So yeah, our families and us, we've all been close.
But you're married to he's kids, well since I was a kid,
kids twelve years older than I am. Oh wow, he marries the younger
woman. Kim. Wow, was a good boy. I was a good
boy. I'm talking about rocking the cradle. No, that's all right,
all right, thank you. I had to be good. Did he just
say, was he your babysitter? Did he say that? No? Not,
Okay, I saw a movie like that, Rocked the Cradle. That's
kind of how we knew one another on our side of the family, and
we lived. We grew up in the same neighborhood. So but to you
Kim, family events together. So but he never babies had me? No?
Oh good, okay, all right, all right, we're wrecked.
We run record of that. It could have happened though, right I was
hoping. We don't know. It's hazy. Well, thank you very much
for that one. Cmson to Edmonton. Thank you very much. Kids.
We'll talk to you soon. Okay. Well, Stephanie's thinking about a drink.
Stephanie, Yeah, yeah, I mean is there enough drinks for you
know? What you need to put for a soundtrack? Sounds weird on the
the outside. It's all about for it. I promise I need an old
fashioned Stephanie. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it. You have
a very cool podcast, a highly spirited podcast where you talk about ghost and
drinks that goes along go along with them? What is the what's the motto?
It's the booze and the booze. What is it. So it's all
boozy and boozy. So the ghost booze and the booze booze, boozy and
booie. All right, all right, ghosts and drinks. Really I always
wondered why does a ghost go boo I realized that they dropped the sound on
the end of it. I guess yeah, who knew the booze was all?
However, they kid. So thank you Stephanie. We really appreciate it.
We're going to clap you off. Thank you, guys, tell your
husband, your husbands and that. Prayers, Tubbs fan, Indie fan.
Thank you, Stefan. We'll talk to you soon. Thank you, Hey,
Hey, Kim, thank you very much Kim for joining us. Kim
and Sarah, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it. Thanks guys,
Okay you always added the show. And thank Russ. Thank you Russ
for joining. Here's a blast as usual. It's so nice to see all
you guys. Good to see you. Hey, club, how's it?
How's things with you? What do you think of the show? Tonight?
Bubby short tonight. Yes, I'm going on to buy Taylor swim. Is
there any chance she ever saw a UFO? I mean, because someone just
can you google that really, really quickly. I've got a computer. I
wonder if the mac maloney Instagram page would slide into her d ms. Do
you think she would respond? Her boyfriend listened, so should get back to
us, right. I just want to put that in the headline of the
show. She was probably abducted and dunk. I'm a one for a run
those fans. So thank you club, thanks for joining us. We'll talk
to okay, Switchy, Thank you for joining us. Switch It was my
pleasure, okay, and we'll see you when next next week. Also,
Raven, it is time for us to say goodbye. Raven, thank you
so much for having me. This was great. Okay, another night spent
with the six drunk white guys. I mean you should be a drunk white
guy too. It didn't look like I like to flush it down with brown
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