Fallon and Cults on one on one point three kd W got additional messages saying,
hey, when you get those Fallon and cult t shirts. I just
met a client in the hallway and she said I want a shirt. I
said, I said, we're getting shirts baby wet bolln Colt shirts if they
would be delivered. TED Promotions keeps telling us different days. Allegedly Thursday,
Yeah, allegedly something broke or went missing at the printing shop. I feel
bad doing this because the printing shop doesn't deserve this. It's more of us
just turning on Ted. Yeah. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying.
Allegedly. I think TED forgot to send an email guarantee that happened. But
we'll keep you updated on the shirts. We're going to come back and do
anyone listening who so we can talk to you on KDWB one on one point
three kd WB with Balon and Cult. Anyone listening who still sleeps with their
childhood blanky or stuffed animal? You know what's interesting? Your child has one?
Like do they both are just wanted your kids have they both have a
little son something, but like it's the same one. This is consistent,
not all of them. She's hopping zero loyalty, like it's whatever is the
newest, and she's all, I'm not kidding. She's over it within like
twenty four hours. Oh what kind of child. I'm worried. There's no
sentiment behind the stuffed animals. Her consumption is sick. I'm like worried about
I'm like Jake, it's Jake. I woulda blame Jake for that because he
was like, oh, she just really wanted that stuff, and like,
of course she did. She's four, what vital for she's like three thousands?
Does I have a room full of stuff? He's open door and it's
just all fall out. So no loyalty, But maybe you do. Do
you still sleep with your childhood blanky or stuffed animal? Have you been injured
in a dumb way? Let's do recently, like in the past couple of
weeks, not six years ago, just to keep it fresh, okay.
Or you're insecure about everything? Hello, guilty, Join the club. That's
what we want to do. We want to make a little club of insecurity.
Today. I was insecure. I'll give you the list of the have
been insecure about. I was insecure about how I just ate my egg bites
in front of you because I take large bites. I also was insecure that
I my breath stunk. Earlier today, my pilates instructor put her hands on
my feet why to tell me to flex better and show me. But then
I was like, I'm so sorry because I don't wear socks. I was
like, I'm so sorry about your hands, and I was insecure about that.
You're okay, but that's not too weird. I think at Pilate's right,
are other people sockless? Or are the only sockless person? Pretty the
only sockless? That's weird? Then officially to be sockless or get this,
this is not the conversation. Yeah, you should be insecure if you're walking
around the sock place sockless. Point, that's not my point. What are
you insecure about a lot of things? Oh? Just today, Well I
feel my shirt's a little tight today, so not really, it's working on
those arms, you know what I'm saying. It's tight, God of regret
saying it. You always take it too far. This isn't about me.
Yeah, you're right. So if you still sleep with your childhood blanky or
stuffed animal, no shame. Just want to hear from you if you got
injured in a dumb way or if you're insecure about everything. Six' five
one nine eight nine KATIEWB. Call us and we'll talk. Sellen Salin and
cults one oh one point thirty Katie w B. Anyone listening who still sleeps
with their childhood blanky or stuffed animal. We got a couple of texts.
My thirteen year old son still has a large, bright green zoo animal blanket
and has to have it at thirteen years old. He's like, short,
yeah, I just stop talking about it. But also you like want him
to hang on to it. You need losing that adolescence. This text,
I'm thirty eight years old and still sleep with my pink baby blanky. It's
comfort for me. I how old, thirty eight thirty eight. I can
go without it, but I prefer to have it going on. I could
go with that. You can have another kids, I can. I can
exist without it. Anyone listening who got injured in a dumb way or is
insecure about everything? This is a this is a very specific thing you're insecure
about, So what exactly is it? So? Mine is that, like
you know there's a tornado. I'm scared that I'm going to go up in
a tornado, and that like how I'm going to be when I die,
like the good place, like being hit by carts. But I think that
if I get into a tornado, it's gonna shoot me up and then I'm
gonna land like a scorpion and I'm gonna land and think how and that's how
I'm gonna be propound when I'm dead. You cannot say the S word on
the radio. That's the most appalling part of that. How often you gotta
be thinking about this so often for you like just a slight breeze and you're
like, it's happening. Today is the day. I know it's scared.
The h Double Hockey said, we're gonna let you go before you say something
you're really not sopposed to say. Thank you for calling. Hey, Katie
w B. Which category are you in entered myself in a dumb way?
Give it to me? What is it? Well? First of all,
that's your name. I'd like to get to know you, bree all right,
brace So how did you injure yourself? So the other day I was
trying to cut open an avocado and I was trying to remove the pits with
a very dull butter knife and it slipped off. The pode, went through
the bottom of the avocado and cut open the webbing between my my middle finger.
Oh the fact that you gave the description of the webbing, I'm just
imagining it and that's just like, that's haunting. It was squirting out blood
like every pulse my heart beat had sporting out blood, like every time my
heart would beat. So what I significant other just got home from work and
so I had to have them rush me through the er to get a bunch
of bitches and I just missed my tendant and my finger. Oh thank god,
you missed it all because you were trying to be healthy. Lesson learned
five guys for dinner. I hadn't eaten yet. It was six o'clock at
night. All I wanted was my damn avocado and it had blood everywhere.
Did you still eat the avocado with the blood or you just went to the
hospital. By the time I got back home, it was brown. I
love you would have beaten it even though it was red, but just one
brown spot. You're like, uh huh, Yeah, I probably would have
dug out the blood and still to be honest. Wow, that's vampire status.
Thank you so much. Well, I'm glad are you, Like are
you healing quickly? Like? How long will you have to have like you
can't hold a pen or something? It will be in for about eight to
nine days. And I'm also a server, so I use those fingers to
put plates in between the carr and my plate though, so everybody is basically
my servant at my Oh. I like that for you. Yeah, we're
to come back. Why. Bette Midler says she wishes she would have sued
Lindsay lohand and how vander Pump Rules stars turned on, Ariana is coming up,
Culture Minute was selling and cult on one on one point three kat w
b h So I didn't even remember this that. Bet Midler says she regrets
not suing Lindsay Lohan over her failed sitcom. I didn't remember this, but
I guess Lindsay bailed on their two thousands Calm called Bet and she feels like
she should have taken her to court for jumping ship. She opened up about
the failed endeavor on David d'covney's podcast. Didn't know that was a podcast.
Dude, David d'coveney is a smoke show. Don't turn on him. He
was Molder in The X Files and he was also in the How Dare You
I'm Gonna Trust You Anyway. His podcast is called fail Better and she called
the show a big mistake. It only ran for one season in two thousand
and she literally points the finger at Lindsay Lohan for like jumping ship on the
show. Oh so success, because I was gonna say, you can't just
sue because it failed. I think once the show when she left the show,
it kind of just like fizzled out. That's why I think Arianna has
had a lot of people on her side for the past what is a year
since the scandal all happened. And I don't watch vander Pump Rules, but
she truly truly refuses to film without Tom Sandoval, and I guess she walked
down in production yelling at the show's executive producer for him intervening in a conversation
she was having and it did not go her way. I guess all of
the co stars turned on her because they're sick and tired of her refusing to
film with Tom Sandabaal's like making I think everyone's lives pretty miserable. Yeah,
i'd be annoying. I gues I could see it. I mean I could
see it too. Side note really quick, I wanted to mention that your
pop culture mint is brought to you by Ovo, Lasick and Lynz and this
is funny. Yesterday we talked about how Jana Kramer said she's worried about Taylor,
you know, because Travis Kelsey just gets drunk all the time. Yeah,
And Travis didn't comment on himself, but everyone else was like today,
Travis had never heard of Jana Kramer until today. He thinks she's clout chasing.
Yeah, it doesn't feel fazzy and jelly Roll congrats to him. He
said, I've lost seventy pounds. He said he's ready to do another five
k. Why does everyone do a five? Can I ask a serious question?
I'm not trying to be like a hater. Why does everyone? Like?
Why is that everyone's goal? You want me to wake up early,
pay you fifty bucks, and then I run for you. Have you ever
done a five k? Oh? I'm not going to pay to run.
I barely want to run. The paying is usually like it goes to a
charity, A crap on that. No. I feel like everyone loses weight
or something and their first thing they want to do is five k. I
have never had that desire in my life. Five k isn't even that impressive.
That's thirty minutes on a treadmill. That's that is so impressed. Everybody
makes it a big deal. Like I ran three miles No in high school
when they do the one mile test, I would walk like three of the
four laps around the track. That is impressive. I will be proud of
you. I would. I would be charing all the way there mile.
I'd bring water just for you. Stalin and Colts on one on one point
three KTWB. Just a heads up. In just a minute, we are
going to have your keyword to win one thousand dollars, so don't miss that.
You enter at katwb dot com. We want to get you a thousand
dollars like we just do so you can buy so many diet cokes with one
thousand dollars. Is what I'd spend it on. And that's why no one
ever trusts me with money apparently, Yeah, especially Jake. Yeah, well,
we get crazy dms all the time. People are like that never happens.
You'd be shocked surprised. There are crazy people in the Twin Cities try
to talk to us all the time. Yeah, understatement. With all these
scenarios, we love it. I'm here for That's one of my favorite things
about working here. But am I overreacting? Guaranteed? If you have to
ask that question, usually you are. But go on, I don't know.
I ran into this and I was like, you might have a point.
So me and my girlfriend recently attended a birthday party over by you guys,
punch Bowl Social in the West End. Whatever. It's going well until
my girlfriend got a little too turned. She kept asking for drinks. They
do have strong drinks there. I've been turned a punch buwl myself. No
you say I have too? Yeahhow punchball Okay. I didn't want to see
him like controlling or call her out for already being too drunk in front of
our friends, So instead of getting her titos and soda water, I kept
ordering her solely soda water. She didn't know it. She had to be
wasted. Yeah, I got complacent in terms of keeping this a secret.
It's actually been such a good person. He was keeping her hydrated. What
a gentleman, he said. My friend told his wife, who then followed
the rules of girl code and related the information back to my girlfriend. Oh
dark, gotcha, So this is where she crossed the line. Instead of
having a cool, calm, collected combo off to the side, she screamed
at me for a solid fifteen seconds. Sounds short, but it might as
well have been an hour. Within the fifteen seconds of screaming, the place
went silent, like it was literally frozen in time. Everyone had eyes on
us. I would have filmed it for TikTok. The screams were explosive,
So am I overreacting? I told her I don't want to hang out with
her when she's drinking. There are several occasions this summer we're attending where alcohol
will be had and I refuse to go if she's partaking in it. Their
friends probably don't situation over again either. Nothing is worse than when one of
your like couple friends gets in an argument you never felt you feel so small.
It is awful. It is awful. So no, not, I
change my mind. You're not overreacting. Yeah. See, at first I
was like, that's a little controlling, but he's not telling her not to
drink. He's just saying, hey, you do what you want to do,
but just so you know, I'm not going to be any part of
it, because I don't trust how you act when you drink too much.
I am really curious how old she is, because I'm like, is this
something where she's twenty one, twenty two and she just hasn't learned her limit
yet? Or is she thirty six and she is a disaster every time she
drinks? But then also like, how how many chances do you get to
find your limit? You know what I mean? Like I feel like you
should I think, yeah, so maybe I don't know, maybe she's doing
it, but it sounds like this is a thing that happens multiple times throughout
the months. I don't think. I don't know. You don't think he's
overreacting, though, I don't think so. I want to want any part
of that. I'm not saying he should leave her, but like I've had
a like I've had friends actually break up over that because it's like she just
like can't, she just can't. It's like she doesn't drink all the time,
but when she does drink, she's a disaster and I don't want to
be around it. So what do you think? Five three nine to two
one On the text line overreacting, you can say yes, no, yep.
Whenever you want a little antidote, hit us up one one three katiewbu
with found and colts, Am I overreacting. This guy got into a massive
fight because his girlfriend got too drunk punchball social in the West End shout out,
so he took it upon himself to start giving her non alcoholic beverages.
Yeah, she finds out, screams out in front of the entire place.
He's like, I don't want to go out with you anymore. Like we
can do things, but if you're drinking, I'm not involved. That's fair.
Honestly, that's fair, and I'm an agreece. I don't think he's
overreacting. I don't either. First of all, let's set something straight.
It's not okay if he was screaming or she was screaming. I get that.
Like I think girls would get away with it a little bit more for
obvious reasons. But I think it's we can all be very clear. Not
cool for the girl or guy to get drunk and be screaming at their partner.
And like a public place or in general like that's bad. Yeah,
nobody wants to And I understand you're drunk, but like you still. I
mean, I can't be an excuse right thing about me that I actually do
like about me. I'm not being drunk, just like because I don't like
many things about myself, but one I think. I think I'm a pretty
fun drunk. And I also just all it happens is I get so tired
and hungry, like that's all it happened. The only aggressiveness you show and
you get drunk, from what I can remember, is when I'm ready to
go, there is any there isn't. First of all, I used to
do an Irish goodbye, but Jake does God forbid he leave a place giving
people a hug and a kiss. Those are the you just leave. Nobody
knows what happened by anyone ever. Don't mean Jacket said he's lost because I
didn't want to walk back to the party to get it. Like no things,
I'll just like, I'll find that another time. There should be a
lost and found at certain house parties. That's a totally different topic. I
just don't think he's overreacting, though. I don't at all, And this
text says, I don't think he's overreacting. I had an ex that wouldn't
know his limit and would always get into fights. So I was like,
I'm not going to be babysitting you when you go drink, So I'm not
going basically saying he's on his own. If I was with someone who actively
got drunk and gotten fights, not only would I not babysit them or go
with him, I'd be like call me when you grow up. In general,
do you think it's a little attractive? No, Like, if Jake
were to get in like a little scuffle. Jake has been in like scuffles
when he's been drunk when he was younger, and he said he lost every
single one of them. I don't see maybe I beating up my baby.
Maybe that's why I can't see it, because he's just so nice. But
maybe change the way when you get smacked around a few times, you're like,
you know what? On heep repeating this. No, he said that
both fights he was in they were not his. Like he jumped into out
friends, I said, get better friend. Yeah, that's a dangerous game
too, exactly. I mean, he's a rider died for that. He's
a he's a little guy. He can't be out there, he can't be
doing that. He can jump still, he's a little of beefy now so
I think he could handle his own now. But then, but then he
had a really fast metabolism. He was so thin you just had to say
back then, well bolder and closed. So what I learned from this is
Jake can't fight. He's a little guy, and a metabolism is failing with
age. Awesome. I don't know what happened. Jake's the nicest guy.
He's at work, he's not listening any of this. Well okay, and
he like grew up here. So it's like everyone knows Jake. They know
it's all right to shout out because you missed the keyword, it's happy.
You can enter that at Katie w b dot com for a thousand dollars one
on one point three KDWB with Falon and Colt the Svelt cult looking great.
I can tell you've been dropping the pounds, baby, Thank you appreciate that.
So here's the thing. I took a picture of myself in a speedo.
I keep forgetting that part of this. Yeah, that's my only motivation.
Here's the motivating factory. I'm like, I need something to hold me
accountable to lose this weight. Yeah, so I took a picture of me
and a speedo. If I don't hit my goal by June twenty seconds the
speedo gets on, the speedo photo gets unblurred. Just put out to the
public for everybody to uh wash your eyes out with Germax. Also for me
to be embarrassed. Will demand a photo of the scale showing your full body,
making sure you're not like holding on like a a salbar to lift up
on the weight. Yeah, because I know you you're sketchy and you're not
gonna want that photo to be posted A big Yeah, I lost twenty whatever
pounds you want to lose. It's like you look bigger than yeahs been like
anytime I'm about to eat something, she's like, hey, you're fat,
put it down. I have never she's like, oh dude, oh here
comes mister thig. No, first of all, that would be kind of
cool name. Yeah, you could take that a couple of ways, So
congrats, But I personally don't like this entire bit segment thing. This is
all your idea, so you will not that's true. Let me down with
you. You've been very supportive. So today was week two. Yeah,
and your wife said, you cheated all weekend. You're off the diet.
I did, but during the week I'm eating clean breakfast protein. Don't overshare
what you're eating, and then nothing else. See, I don't think that's
healthy, and I don't support that. It's probably not healthy. I feel
hungry. I feel like you should talk about it on your platform, honestly,
and I'm also, well, this is just what I'm doing, you
don't. I mean, I feel like I can do whatever I wants my
body, assuming you do whatever you want with your body. So I am
down two weeks in total. Last week. I was down four pounds this
week because I cheated on the weekend. I had some sure that was three,
No, it was four, okay, And then because I cheated on
chips and salsa on Saturday, I am only down two point seven pounds week
two. So what is your weight right now? So my current weight right
now is to forty one and you're trying to be too twenty What was it
two? Two or three? You are supposed to know your own goal?
Yeah, well I started at two forty eight, and I want to lose
twenty five pounds, so to Yeah to twenty three? Okay, so I
have nineteen. You're doing great, I guess. I mean hopefully it continues.
Everyone's going to be seeing a speed up photo real soon. Let me
tell you what, you know what my question is going to be if we
reveal you in Espeedo on our Instagram fallon and cult yep, will we get
an increase in the followers or will we lose okay, thousand pounds. Sisters
have a massive following. So I'm just saying you people like you on my
first name. I don't how do you know that? You don't know Sammy,
I don't watch the show. No, so yes, if you want
to join in the wait? Should I like post a picture? Should I
do a thing weekly? I don't know what do you mean? I don't
know just the update? Should I do like a little update on social media
or whatever? Yes? You should keep people. I feel like people should
be losing weight with me. I feel like I'm just the lonely long survivor
over here. Lose weight. I think everyone looks great. Are they going
to push your passions on other people? You can probably look a little bitter.
No, I'm kidding, just kidding. These are the things I say
to myself in the mirror. Oh, positive affirmations on the mirror, right,
and lipstick girl. We're gonna come back to do trending. There's a
big thing going down at the como, like like the park over there.
I want to talk about because it's like a local story. But then also,
don't worry. We have some new food options coming to you from Oscar
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Law dot Com. All right, we're gonna jump into this one. Here
we go. What do you think is the place that most teens go for
their favorite fast food place? Oh? I don't even Okay, are we
talking like it has to have a chicken Chick fil A? Yeah, like
that is there? That was easy cool, But I mean they're there.
I thought Raising Kanes would be a little higher on the list, honestly,
because I feel like people really like Raisin Knes. But every time you go
buy Chick fil A or Raisin Knes, there's always a long line. I
think they do it like nightclubs, though they purposely keep a line so it
like looks more in that's so true. I think they do that because McDonald's
doesn't have to play those games. Also throwback, remember when Wendy's was going
to charge us more if there was a longer line. I didn't. I
didn't follow that story any farther, So I don't know if they're doing that.
They pulled out they were like, yeah, never mind, not going
to do that. Well, they found Chick fil A is their favorite fast
food got sixteen percent, followed by McDonald's, then Chipotle and Raising Knee.
Chick fil A is good, but sometimes I'm like I pay and I'm like,
oh, this is like restaurant, Like it's so much money. Oh
I Chick fil A? Yeah? Yeah. Honestly though, even McDonald's sometimes
I'm be like, wait, what did Donalds used to be so much cheaper?
Fourteen dollars for a number eight? I'm lo the Loop in the West
End. I know at that point this is cool. The Como Park,
Zoo and Conservatory in Saint Paul, they have something really cool going on.
Have you heard of the corpse flower. It's like I've only heard of it
because it's like this really rare flower and it has this really pungent bloom Okay,
okay no, and it doesn't happen. It doesn't bloom very often.
And that's why they call it the corpse flower because it smells so bad when
it blooms, it's like a corpse. Get it? So, I mean,
does it look good or does it just look not good? And also
smells like me? Thank you for asking. I don't know the answer to
that. I haven't seen it. Because this will be the first bloom since
it's a rival at Como in twenty nineteen, they have been waiting for this
so Visitors can experience the bloom up close in Como's exhibit gallery, open daily
ten until six pm. They also have a live stream of it because like
it's all they've had nineteen It's like, finally are people placing bets like it's
going to bloom this day. I don't know. Right now, I'm looking
at it before it's bloomed, and it looks like a big corn like a
big corn husk, you know what I mean, like before the you peel
the husschalf. That's exactly what it looks like from the angle on Bring me
the News dot com in case you were wondering, Well, that's awesome.
I mean, listen, anything can be beautiful in its own way. Thank
you so much. That's so beautiful. There are only one thousand remaining in
the wild Less Band, which is kind of crazy, so you could see
one for yourself. You want to check it out right, check at that
bucket. Actually kind of am curious. It's like from Indonesia. I had
to go. I should, yeah, should go? You all to yourself?
When was the last time you did something for you today? I do
a lot of stuff for myself. Actually I could stand to do more for
others. So that is your trending. Like I said, brought to you
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point three kd w B. We did just for moms yesterday, but today,
well open it up to everyone. It's our after school pop Quiz.
We have a pair of Moose Mountain admission passes for you can go do a
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This could be like you have four kids and ones like not get enough
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Well one on one point three KATIEWB. After school pop Quiz time.
Shout out Mall of America poking us up with Moose Mountain passes. We have
Molly from Lino Lakes on the phone and Mary from Forest Lake, I mean
had the Lakes representing today. We're gonna ask you trivia questions. If you
know the answer, you chime in with your name first to two wins.
Are you ready? Ye? All right? Question number one? What color
is a giraffe's tongue? Mary? Yes? Mary? Black? Not black?
I don't know if I want to have known? Molly great, so
close, it's like purple, it's so low, I know, okay.
Question number two, which Disney princess was inspired by a real historical figure?
Molly, yes, Molly, I'm gonna go with Mulan, not Mulan.
What a great guess though, Mary An? He guesses. Is it Pokahonta?
It is poest nap nice? Okay. Question number three is a multiple
choice. How many breaths does the average human take in a day? A
twenty thousand, B fifteen thousand or C thirty five thousand? Molly, yes,
say twenty thousand. Yes, that is correct, Molly, we have
a tie game. Colt has your next question? Are you gonna give a
math problem? I could give you a math problem? Okay, tricky,
tricky, I know that's okay, really quick, really quick. I aced
college algebra, so I know this. I thought you went went to college
for two weeks, and I as in that two weeks. Okay. What
is twenty four divided? By eight Mary Sinnifers. Yeah, is that right?
Yeah? Oh my gosh, close game, Molly, you were so
close. But Mary does win today. Sorry Molly, thanks, sorry Molly.
Congrats Mary, you get a pair of Moose Mountain passes over at Mall
of America. Thank you, just say. Ted Talks Promotions director Ted joins
us to discuss anything and everything weighing on his mind. And that's what it's
called a Ted Talk. Good afternoon, Good afternoon. I'm excited about this
one. Sed. You seem low wrapped up before we get to Ted's business,
but we have our own business to talk about. All right, shake
it down, Fallon, I'm gonna shake it down baby the whole time.
Have Fallon and Cult shirts coming out. We're very excited about them. And
tell them who is the most interesting in these shirts so far? Them big
chested ladies. Now, I want to be very clear that I want small
chests and big chest ladies alike to want these shirts. We are not just
picking big boob babies, okay, like we're not, Nope, but we
did get some people to offer up their chest as free billboard advertising correct for
these shirts. So the point of it is, we never have a budget
for anything, but they did let us get Fallon and Colt shirts. We're
very excited. You've told us many different updates on when they'll arrive. The
most recent was tomorrow before noon. Is that still on track? Fallon?
That is still on track? Yeah? And I really hope so, because
you are going to be so, so so pissed if that is not the
case tomorrow. Have you seen me cry this week? I don't want to
be the reason. It kind of seems like he just lobbed it up like
that might be the case, just to soften the blow, like just plant
it a little bit of a behind your back. Has still been saying he
thinks you didn't send an email. I just love that scenario you've been making
up that a part broke in the machine. I'm pretty sure you watched me
type up the email from my phone. No, I love it because it's
not even broken. It's like it went missing, like the part went missing.
That's the most bizarre part of it, for sure. But I trust
you, Ted, I trust you and your judgment, which is why we
do this thing. Ted talks beautiful. The floor is yours, my friend.
All right? Well, today is not even a gripe. Today is
just something that I'm thankful for, you know, Okay, I know,
and today I'm thankful for all the great moms out there. I know it's
a little corny to do this during you know, leading up to Mother's Day,
but it's also inappropriate time to shout out appropriate all the moms that rock.
And the reason I thought about this is because I have a story.
Oh storytime, gather around, gather around on the carpet. When I was
in like seventh grade, I went to the water Park of America and I
lost my retainer. Those things are not cheap every kids kid. I tell
my mom that. She doesn't freak out. She's just like, Okay,
we need to go find this. We scour the entire water park for this
retainer. We find it in the cafeteria trash bin. My mom and I
are like just soaking wet in our swimsuits, cold digging through trash in the
water Park of America cafeteria. Yes, and my mother but she didn't complain
once we found the retainer. Nice and I went on about my day at
the water park. And I will never forget that. So shout out for
my mom for that. I also want to shout out to my mom for
once you brought me new jeans when I spilled chocolate milk on my pants in
first grade. Love it. I also want to shout out my mom for
writing me twenty seven excused late notes twenty seven. Yes I had choir first
period of freshman year at high school. Oh yeah, I had twenty seven
excused tarties. I'm in one trimester because my mom, if you're going to
miss a class like choir, yeah it's choir. I appreciate rude the arts
come on, I mean, you know, yeah, wake up at eight
am to scream your heart out, and so I just I never forget those
moments. And so shout out to all the rock star moms out there that
do those things for their kids. And not even just the mom. Shout
out to the aunts and the sisters. Maybe the dog moms too. Ye,
shout out to dollars that they're digging through their dogs poop like, oh
what they eat, Gotta make sure they didn't eat that sack them the vet.
So yeah, they get the shout out too. Shout out that's beautiful,
what a beautiful Ted talk. Thank you Ted, I love it.
Shout to your mom. She gave me snaps. She actually wrote giving you
snaps on my recent real iPod. She's a big Fallon fan. Same back
to you, Keller, speaking of getting you out a choir, it's interesting
we would transition into this, but one of our most requested segments we do
on this show is where we each try to hit a big note. We
even brought Vaunton. He is pulling like Mornings and Nights, but this is
a segment that he is a part of. So we're like, you don't
have to, like I have to, I said, okay, I must.
We try to hit a big note. In the past, You've done
a paramore, we've done umzim boone, and today we're doing Kesha and we're
gonna do that and we come back Katie w B. Sorry for You,
God Fallon and Colts one oh one point three Katie w B. One of
our most requested segments we've only to twice. I'm like, oh, we
should does more like it. We each tried to hit a big note in
a song, so we did. Last time we did Benson boone because he
hits that the beautiful things that I got and then he hits the big note.
That was better than what you actually did it the first time. Literally,
thank you. That was the most I knew we were going to bring
it back practicing today. He literally didn't know what song we were doing.
So that's interesting. Even practiced whatever you could practice with other songs too.
I feel like it's true. Well I put it up on Facebook, like
what songs should we do next? And people chose this Kesha song. So
it's me coult Vant is joining us and promotions director Ted. This is what
we're trying to accomplish, so brutal. Yeah, if you're around any glass
glasses, just moved them, put them away. Well we I believe Ted
went last last time, so we're switching it around. Congratulations Ted, So
Ted gets to go first? All right? Let us know by the way,
you can vote on your favorite and least favorite by text in five three
nine two one Katie w B one. It doesn't mean anything. It just
gives us things to laugh about. It can make us feel good about ourselves
or bad about ourselves. So you ready, Ted? I think, so,
yeah, okay, can we go on? Oh that was good.
I thought you were gonna get to go a little longer. I think you
should get bonus points if you can hold it the entire time. Oh I
like that. Why were you going in late to choir? Mister Bayer could
have used me and mister Bayer. Yeah, it was soft on my ears.
I liked it. I enjoyed it. Okay, Well that it's coldster,
I don't like that. I have to follow. I wish I had
a no, not at all. I didn't like it. What the headphones
on, and I took them off, and then it got to work and
got words not louder. I would actively shoot you with a trink if I
hadn't push you down. I agree with all these statements. I knew this
song. It's just a scream, that's all it is. It doesn't work
in anyone's face, beautiful high note. It's melodic, it's art, thank
you, melodic means. But I'm going to keep it pushing. It's not
that all right, Well we're going to come back. You got to hear
ted, you got to hear cold. I don't know if you got to.
You just had to. It's not like congrats, you got it.
Control of your own radio. I mean, don't be though, like leave
it here. Please were to come back, We'll have his go I will
have my turn. Will that scream scare off an intruder? You think like
somebody kicks in my door and the face with that, I'm like, this
is none of my business. I'm out. Absolutely. I'll be back with
part two of the Big Note on k D w B Salon and Colts on
one on one point three Katie w B joined by promotion instructor Ted and Vaughant.
Because we're doing the Big Note today where we try to hit a big
note. Colt and Ted already went, we're doing this song in this note
from Kesha praying. Some of the feedback we received via tax God sounded like
the redheaded farmer looking guy from the Polar Express when they pull his beard.
They're talking about it says, sounds like a wild elk call. Okay,
Colt sounds like a rooster. So just you know some great feedback. Would
you consider those compliments are insults? I mean I like that. It's like
going in the animal direction. So it's not like Colt sounds like I wanted
to veer my car off one hundred. Say they didn't want to do that,
they might have done it. Okay, I will go next and then
can I hear it one more time. Al all right, I don't know
why. I just got nervous. I know, here we go, collect
yourselves and only, oh my god, one more time falling. It wasn't
far off. It's just it's hard to do that from the back of your
throat. Pause and then also hit that note, and then hit that note.
Sorry for Jake and Olive. Okay, all right, wow, wow,
all right, sir. Only you sound like a brock. You're in
a hair metal man whip the hair that I don't have. That was crazy.
That was so crazy. You had the vibrato down. You said it
right the first time. I don't know it sounds it's intellectual like wavy,
you know wavy call it a run. I think sometimes you vibrato but not
melodic. Thank you so much. You can text in who do you think
did the best? Who think did the worst? Someone said, fallon you
sound like you're falling down a hole. Colt sounded like I wanted to veer
all four ninety four. That's not what I want. This one said,
Ted is great. Is so cute every single week. That is the big
note. If you have a suggestion for a big note in the top forty
song like a pop song. Text it into us five three nine two one
Katie WB one for the next big note fallon and colt on one oh one
point three Katie w B. Say it after me, bdayay Cosca, Mi
Costka. Not the day Macasca No, which is what he has been saying.
You're so close that twenty eighteen and I'm native, so I should be
knowing these things. You should be, but for some reason definitely not.
Definitely not the day Ma Costka. That's crap. So I'm there at Bedave
Macasca. Here we go mi Coska. And what is it about? Is
it just when you get older you start getting like irrationally angry about certain things
that happened. You like rules followed like a lot. I think you don't
have a lot else going on. He really focus. It's the same as
like my neighborhood. A lot of retired people live in my neighborhood. They
care so much about the dumbest rules about like HOA And I'm like, why
is this? Oh, it's because that's literally all you have to think about
all day. So this older gentleman is I'm at the East Playground and this
older gentleman gentleman is walking by, and the day Makaska is a one way
in terms of riding your bicycle. It is. It is, at least
in this section. I don't know if it's like the whole thing, but
in this section. So this guy comes flying by. He was whipping by
pretty fast, going the wrong way on his bike. Hey, and the
older gentleman just lost it. Oh. He starts screaming at the guy with
his pointless because he's already gone. Was the older guy on a bike or
was he walking? No, he was just walking. It didn't affect at
him, still didn't, but fact his day at all, clearly it did.
And he's like, you know what I think? And I'm like looking
around and he's talking. There's no one. It's just me and my children.
So I'm like, do you think I guess yeah, I'm curious.
People like him should be arrested. Oh, you go the wrong way on
the bike path. Maybe get a warning once and then arrested. Oh.
He throughout like, maybe get a warning once, like someone was listening,
like he was at a town hall meeting. He was like, they need
to be locked up. And I was like, all right, girls,
let's god. Like the vibes. Well, if you're driving on the wrong
way on the street, you're gonna get probably pulled over because you're probably drunk.
But my question is like, what makes you irrationally angry? Is there
one thing going on and you could be having the best day, then one
thing happens and you're like hmm. For me, it's easy. In Minnesota,
it is on Highway seven and or five because those are the highways I
drive. Everyone loves driving the left lane, going the exact speed limit,
are under and when I feel someone tailgating me, I know, oh,
I should get over to the right because they want to go faster than right,
But no one else does. On seven or five, They're like,
nope, I make the rule in the laws. That's when you need like
one of those megaphones because the horn just doesn't do it. You need to
say things, and I say like the worst things, and then I get
around them. I'm like, why did I get so angry? Calm down?
Because you want to go home. You want to see that family of
yours dinner. Tell me it's my family obviously, baby Balon and colts one.
At one point three, Katie w B just talking about things that make
you irrationally angry. So Aaron, yours is when people don't put their cart
back in the cart corral. Yes, it's like, just put your card
away, takes the sut you probably should use you. That was funny,
Aeron. We're gonna come back. We're gonna do the pop Culture Minute.
Cardi B's in trouble for something she said on the red carpet of the Met
Gala. She's apologizing for wile cover it in the pop Culture Minute. And
the pop Culture Minute was felon and cult on one on one point three kd
WB and it's brought to you by Ovo Lasik and Lenz Okay. So this
is basically what happened. Cardi B. Was walking on the red carpet.
She's in this huge dress, and Emma Chamberlain asked the question that of course
you're going to be asked the most on the red carpet for the Met Gala,
who's the designer? And she said basically like she's like, ah,
she couldn't remember the designer's name. So she unfortunately said, uh, they're
you know, they're Asian and everything, and so everyone is now calling her
racist. So she just posted a like two minute video, and she said,
look, the guy's name is a little difficult, and that's not even
the reason. She said that. She was told she was going to get
to be on this podium. When she got there, there was no podium,
her dress was huge. She was like going through all these things in
her head because she'd been practicing on a podium for her poses, and so
she got, I mean, out of all the things you could say,
I know, but she said, here's what she said. She said,
I basically had a brain fart, and she said, the reason I said
Asian is because I didn't want to say a Chinese designer or a Korean desire
because she said she didn't know his nationality, so she just said Asian because
she knew it was Asian. But she's like, I am not racist.
That's just what happened. I just had a moment where I had a lot
of things on my mind and I screwed up. And so you can think
what you want. That was her explanation for her video to everyone saying that
about her. I mean, it's a good explanation when you put it that
way, Like, I guess I have a lot of stuff on my mind,
a lot and I say things sometimes where I'm like, oh, no,
I don't mean that. I mean this. I've definitely frozen and forgotten
name one hundred percent. Also, is she getting paid to name drop?
Well, he made the dress for her, so okay, so it was
custom. It's not like she went out and bought it from no. One
of the Matt Gala that gets invited like that. They do you work with.
I think at least the bag Letter rich people get all the free things,
always rich getting richer. Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie are teaming up again
for a new show. They've already green led it. It's not going to
be an exact like copy of The Simple Life. It's not going to have
the same name. Sources say it'll be something brand new. But I hope
it's not bad because The Simple Life was so good. So I really hope
they don't like do something it's like, oh I was on a good show.
Yeah, I don't know. Also, jelly Roll says he lost seventy
pounds. He's going to do a five K. I mean, good for
jelly Roll. I see jelly Roll always out about doing shots with people.
So nice, fun guys. One of the most genuine dudes ever, that's
oh you guys friends. Yeah we met for five minutes. Oh fact stage
we doubted up. You're really close. He got my name tattooed on him.
That's not true at all. It's your pop culture minute. True salting
cults on one oh one point three KDIWB shout out to Party City. They're
doing this really cool thing where they have balloon bouquets. They're personalized for mom
from Party City and they will actually deliver them to your mom for mother's dake,
so she lives across town. I'm gonna they make it extremely easy.
They really do, and they're hooking us up with it. So what we're
gonna do is we're gonna get two moms on the phone. So if your
mom call us and you're competing for yourself, you're gonna plead your case,
like why do you deserve these moms? Well? Has it been a is
it? Has it been? Because? Like your kid puked on you today
and then you like jumps on a trampoline and peed yourself, And that happens
because you've had a kid. I've seen to have that's happened to my wife.
Both things the same, But we're not going to be the bad guy.
Okay, we're not choosing no chance. We're leaving it up to the
text line, so you'll have a good twenty second, solid twenty seconds plead
your case, and then the text line decides if you get the bouquet or
not. Call right now six' five to one nine eight nine Katie w
B. And this is also like really helpful if you're like, it's the
only way I'm getting a gift for Mother's Day this year, you know what
I mean, because like some people are so bad about remembering to get gifts,
or maybe you're a single mom and you're like, I want something.
This is your chance to do it. You shouldn't have to do it for
yourself, but you might have to. Six five one nine eight nine katiewboo.
This is beautiful things. It staling a cult on one on one point
three, katw B. If you don't have a Mother's Day gift yet,
go to Party City. Okay, they have these like personalized balloon bouquets.
They'll deliver them, and that's what we're giving away right now. We have
two moms on the phone. We have Tessa and elk River and Ashley in
Pine Island. This is how it's gonna work. They're each gonna have twenty
seconds to plead their case, like why they deserve this balloon bouquet. You
will vote, you'll text in five three nine two one or katiewb one,
Tessa or Ashley. No votes are accepted until they both have gone yeah,
just in case their cousin is texting in. Yeah, we're not voting either
way. I'm scared. I don't want to be the backy so mothers.
Yeah, let's go first with Tessa. Okay, all right, Tessa,
how many kids do you have? I have two kids, a boy and
a girl. All Right, whenever you're ready, go, your twenty seconds
will begin for you to plead your case why you deserve this balloon bouquet.
I'm ready, all right, go for I think I deserve this balloon o
bouquet because I'm a mom of two my sons twenty seven. He's married,
he has a I have a granddaughter who I loved, Arly, who's four.
And I also have a sixteen year old daughter who is very busy in
dance. She does competition dam dance team, and she's a new stress level
new driver. I got back that one. That's stressful. Okay, hold
on Tessa one second. All right, remember the name Tessa. How do
you feel? I feel good. Tessa has a sixteen year old. I
get that. That's that's a stressful time because you're worried about lots of things,
your insurance going up, you're worried about their safety, You're tracking them
on your phone. They have a lot more independence. Absolutely, okay,
all right. We also have Ashley from Pine Island. Actually, how many
kids do you have? I have two? All right too. Again,
all right, Ashley, whenever you're ready, you can start pleading your case
why you deserve the balloons, and you have twenty seconds. I am a
single moms, two a boy and a girl, one teenager, one just
shy of being a teenager. So they really aren't able to like go out
and get jobs or do anything to you know, like do anything special for
me. They do like slow cards and stuff, and that's very sweet.
But outside of that, nobody ever thinks of me on Mother's Day. My
family's not supportive. It's just me and my kiddos. And and so while
I appreciate that, I feel like I do deserve to be spoiled, and
I also work in education, so I have lots of Okay, all right,
all right, we'll put you on hold of you right back. That's
a strong case. That was a strong case for sure. No one's helping
her out. Yeah, No one cares about me. They care not her.
She has lots of people that care. But sometimes I think in those
moments you feel like you don't. She absolutely does. That's every day.
So our first call was Tessa. Second you just heard was Ashley. The
first to get three votes will win the balloon bouquet. You can text ind
five three nine, two to one. You just write in either Ashley or
Tessa and that should help you out a little bit. Cult. What are
you doing for your wife for Mother's Day? Because obviously your children are very
young, so you can't put it on there. I got some roses that
we're going to plant from Trader Joe's, and then on Friday, I'm taking
the kids to Target and they get to pick out their own individual little basket
they're each going to get from mom. Okay, and then Jen's been wanting
clothes, but I know she doesn't trust me and pick them no chance.
So Nordstrom ra gift card. All right, we have our text in.
I will say the vast majority and the first three did go to Ashley and
Pine City Tesla you song go an amazing mom. We you, thank you
for trying. But Ashley, you are going to be the recipient of the
balloon bouquet. Congratulations, Happy Mother's Day, and we care about you.
We love you. Okay, yes exactly. Your kids might not love you,
but we're here for you. Kate, I love you. It's your
questionable family, Ashley. You deserve better than those people. Yeah, honestly,
well, thank you, thank you. I think that's why I was
supposed to be Fallon and Colts on one oh one point three k d w
B. We have Kate on the phone, I said, Kate, I
want you to People will share with us via email DMS. They'll call in
and we're like, okay, we put you on. Half the time people
will be like, no, I just wanted to share it with you,
lol. Yeah. They want to be like anonymous, and they're like put
like a deep voice sound effect. It's like that's all so much work.
But Kate was like, yeah, I don't care, you can put me
on. So something happened with the building inspector that came to her house and
I was like, what hold on on, share this on the radio.
We're going to talk to her. And we come back on KATIEWB, Stalin
and Colts on one on one point three. Katie w B. We have
Kate on the phone, and you said you had to share something with us.
A building inspector came to my house to do a report. I got
a message after asking if I thought he did a good inspection, you know,
and then he wanted to know if I wanted a personal one. What
does that mean? What does that mean? How old are you? Well?
I don't know. I don't want to be presumptuous. I would What
do you look like on a scale of one to ten. I'm just trying
to figure out what is okay? What did you say? How did you
how did you navigate these waters? Yeah? Were you interested? Or no?
I was interested? It kind of turned me on because he was,
you know, he was pretty hot, this guy. So once again,
if a hot guy does it, it will work. But if a not
hot guy does it, and you turned him into management exactly. So wait,
did he come over? Did he come back? Did you hook up
we did last night? Oh? Whoa? Did he still make you pay
for the other inspection. Well, I for sure did not have to pay
for the personal inspection, and I hope not. That'd be a bad deal.
That'd be a good business to get into. True. That tells you,
by the way, to answer your earlier question, cult that she is
hot because he was attractive. He would not have asked if he didn't think
she was hot. This is a hot situation. Yeah, I mean your
scale on uh, you know, whether something is appropriate or not definitely,
like depends on that kind of thing, you know, because it's pretty,
it shouldn't, but it does. I also feel like this is something that
doesn't happen in real life, just like when we said no one ever like
does a cat call at a stop light? And it leads to more.
And then that guy called us and said, actually did happen And it was
a woman who hit on him, Yeah, hooked up in his jeep or
her or his car. And so this is something you see in movies,
is it? Because it's like, uh, he was in a manly type
of industry. Like if it was your banker telling you, like, hey,
I can look at your payroll personally, if you know what I mean,
would you be into it with more of like a deposit. Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's a very good point, because he showed up in
like, uh it was kind of like a wife beater, you know what
I mean. Oh yeah, just like takes stop okay, and Deans and
those those construction boots and and like okay, he just was he perfectly embodied
that kind of thing, you know. I just I'm just curious, though,
like anyone listening, like, have you ever cooked up with like someone
that came over to like fix your refrigerator? Or is this like a this
feels like very like this doesn't happen. I mean, you're telling me it
happened to you, but it feels like it. I don't know, has
this happened to you cold? Have you ever been hit on by someone fixing
your cable? One time at seven to eleven, the cash here told me
I had nice calves, but that's I mean, I still had to pay
for my altoids so after the bathroom Nope, okay, nice calves. That's
a weird thing to say. Yes, all I got, so I'll take
it. But well, I mean, if you, I just I'm curious,
we could be anonymous. You can call her six five one nine eight
nine katw B or Texas five three nine two one KATWB one Kate, I'm
glad we could be the people. You get this off your chest too,
because I mean I feel like I needed that my day and I love that
story. Thank you for sharing. Yeah. Yeah, well well well my
mind is blown. These scenarios and movies happen in real life. It's fallin
and calls on one oh one point three katw B. We talked to Kate
a minute ago. She said a building inspector came over and then text her
later was like, how was the inspection? She would like to inspect you
blah blah blah, and she's like, she said he was hot, so
she was down and so they hooked up. And that's the key and all
this that you gotta be hot to the person hot, Yeah, objective.
Well yeah it is. Yeah, Jake thinks I'm hot. Other men that's
a bunch, and that's fine. We all have our things. But we
I was like, that does not happen in real life. That's out of
a movie. And we got this text. My coworker had someone come over
to paint her house. They hooked up. She got half off the paint
job. They still talk. Oh, they still talk. Okay, at
least they still talk. I guess this says. I used to work at
a hotel. We had a maintenance guy come to flush the lines in the
pool. After he was finished, he came up to me at the front
desk and asked if I needed any irrigation for myself because I was looking cure
and I can use some pipework. Holy Holy, you know he's had to
have used that before. That's not it didn't matter, she said. We
utilized an empty room and it was wonderful. And this text. I own
a small cleaning company and hooked up with one of my hot clients while I
was there to do an estimate. Really, like, how often do they
say these lines? Like how often are you getting turned down versus them actually
working like the pipe guy. I don't know. No one messaged in to
say that they didn't accept the past. Only the positive ones and blue collar
collar workers are like, oh, yeah, my new ale exactly. And
you say that, you say, what, Yes, it does happen.
I hit on my tree guy that came to my house to cut my tree
down, and we've been together for ten years. All three of the guys
or one of them. No, one guy, one tree guy. Okay,
so what happened You're like, oh, that's the hot tree guy or
he hit on you first? Oh hell's yet? No. I well,
I find out if he if he was single or not, because obviously I
knew nothing about him. But you know, he gets out of the car
and he's super tall, and he's super skinny, and he's got this big
hard hat. He's got a big old chain saw hanging from his chared diner.
Oh yeah, so I had, you know, he was like,
well, dw you know, drop me to do the work. You know,
I do it right now. And I'm like, well, if you
can, you know, if you don't have a wife and kids to get
home too, move, Oh it's like you've done this before. Well maybe,
And so he laughed and he's like no, no, no, wife,
got a couple of kids. You live with your mom. And I'm
like, all right, game on. I'm like I'm waiting for you with
the beer when you get out of that tree. Oh so you were just
one hundred percent forward about it. Oh yeah, oh yeah, there was
no about that's so fast as he cut a tree in his whole life.
He's like, I'm getting inside before she changes her mind. Yes, no,
yeah, so came inside. You know it's I could pay him,
and we just started talking and we hit it off and we ended up going
out for pizza and yeah, we've been together ever since for ten all years.
Wait, I have two follow up questions. Did he charge you for
the tree removal or no? Yes he did? And did you hook up
that first night? None of my business, but I want to know.
No, damn we we had a little a cute, little sweet kiss gobie.
No, but that was out. And yeah, he only tired me
one hundred bucks from a dad that would have come a thousand from anyone else.
And good for you for being a woman who knows what she wants and
just going for it. Oh yeah you too, so it happened. Yeah,
thanks for the call, all right, you guys, Tria. Nobody
wants This is a sweet Today's trending with Fellon and Cold On one on one
point three. Katie w B. This is interesting and cool, like I
would check it out, but they have this really unique flower at the Como
Park Zoo and Conservatory in Saint Paul. I know it's interesting, but like
it smells like rotting flesh. They actually call it the corpse flower, so
when it blooms, it smells terrible. They have a live stream of this,
and the reason it's a big deal is because there are less than a
thousand left in the wild. They got one in twenty nineteen and this is
the first time it's blooming. So how like yeah, And I'm just curious
about the smell, Like how far away can I be from it before it
smells? What is the pungenceed? Probably I don't know how pungent it is.
I haven't experienced it myself, but I kind of want to. But
you can experience the bloom up close in the exhibit gallery, open daily from
ten until six, And like I said, there is the live stream,
but then you won't get the sniff, and you do that. My favorite
thing is when you I was like, describe it earlier, and you were
like, it looks like a corn, like a corn, which a cob.
It looks like a corn, a cob like the husk around it,
like a bigger version of one. So it's not a looker and the smells,
but it's like a once in a lifetime almost thing because there's only a
thousand out there. Yeah, they say this plant can get up to fifteen
feet tall. All right, that's just a flex that is. It's like,
all look at me, like literally look at me. So that's cool.
I love that. Were you a boy scout growing up? Okay?
I was a boy scout? But for like a weekend? Did you ever
do anything for more than one did you see? They made me build a
raft out of empty milk jugs and float down a river for three hours.
And I was like, I almost spend my summer doing these activities. That
sounds like you watched one movie with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I don't believe you
for a second, no chance. And then I had to bunk with a
guy named Todd Worse. Okay, okay, gosh, I didn't mean to
unwork that. Like band Aid. Uh, the Boy Scouts of America,
they're changing their name because they're basically trying to be more inclusive, and I
guess it's rebranding because they have a bunch of financial struggles going on. Whoa
really yeah, like they're only bad financial issues due to like bad well,
they're going to start sounding cookies. Come on, get on that girl,
Scout level. Popcorn is not gonna get you there, but they sell popcorn.
They get Christmas popcorn. I saw you. I've never once ever seen
a boy Scout selling anything. Those girl Scouts have, like I don't know
if it's their territory or what they I'll be honest. Every boy Scout I've
ever met, I didn't really meet them. Their dad threw a sheet in
front of me, said, order something from my kids. Can I tell
you what it is? That's a joke. What well, I was gonna
say, is it you keep ripping on boy Scouts. I'm gonna tell what
their new name is. No, no, I'm saying, is it because
moms are more involved with the girl Scouts and then the dads are like,
I'm not going out on a Saturday to sell popcorn. Well, moms can
help the boy Scouts as well, and they a lot of girls and the
boy Scouts now. But they're changing their name. They're trying to like rebrand,
so it's going to be called instead of like the Boy Scouts of America,
it's going to be called Scouting America. That's the new name. That's
what all that was about. Today's have todays have a coke day. I
had a diet coke and I wanted to throw that out there. Yeah,
congratula, I'm actually jealous about you in your life. Yeah, that's your
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the Day on one O one point three kt w B. Because it's teacher
Appreciation Week, they posted on Reddit what did a teacher say or do that
you've never forgotten? And some of these are really really nice, like third
grade missus Joe. My dad had just deserted us and we were destitute.
She bought my school pictures, she paid my lunch bill all year, and
she never said a word. I only found out later, which is like,
and teachers, like, they don't make a ton of money, so
for her to do that, it's just like so nice. I'm not even
brag about it. I have to at least tell someone. Yeah, absolutely,
just for validation I'm social or something. My freshman science teacher noticed I
was starting to have a panic attack, wrote me a note to go to
my counselor, and then I left to do so I'm never going to forget
that. Man. This one said my parents had just divorced. This is
terrible. They shared custody, and when my mom had us, she wouldn't
feed us, send us a lunch, bathe us, or groom us.
So we'd show up to school tired and hungry and dirty. And my first
grade teacher figured out what was going on, so she started keeping a brush
and wipes for me in her desk, along with lunch money. Oh my
god. Yeah, see so many things. But there were so many of
those. And if you want like a good like just like to feel good,
go to rend it and look at like because it's teacher appreciation Week stories.
Have you ever I had a teacher who went above and beyond for you?
Yeah? I mean I definitely had teachers that stick out to me that
were super kind, but not I mean, luckily I didn't have to go
through many things like that. You miss Diamond told me one time that was
probably gona end up in jail, like my stepdad is diamond you were,
I mean, if you would have said about my brother you remember, right,
but me after now Okay, Well you were kind of like on a
wall of shame at Walmart for stealing the corverboard or something, and she heard
judgment wasn't wrong. Yep. But I had mister Phillips and he was like,
dude, if you actually get your stuff together, you could probably do
something with your life. Wow. Motivation right there was. I mean,
it was good for me. It was good at I'm like, oh,
Stalin and Colt on one on one point three kd WB, Tomorrow's a big
day for three reasons off the top of my head. Let me hear it.
Number one, the biggest thing is it's Tady w began. We're announcing
names every hour on the twenties to hook someone up with a trip to see
Taylor Sip to the last stop of the aerostour in the US. I thought
you were saying it's our t that number number one is sorry. Number one
is getting someone the chances to Taylor Swift on the arastour. We actually just
got like a message on Instagram from the girl worstening to Paris. She posted
a photo of her and her I don't if it's her boyfriend, her husband,
her guy, whatever, ye Shanna, and she's like Taylor Paris,
here we come, which is so cool. But yes, number two,
we get our Fallon and Cult T shirts tomorrow. We're so excited to start
giving those away. And number three you'll understand more during the show, but
we are raising money for Saint Jude and that's really amazing, such a great
cause. Like I said, we'll talk about that more during the show tomorrow.
So lots going on. Thanks for hanging out with us, have a great