WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:18.079 Mmmmmmm. A Here you see the story of now, Don Romulo Matute, 2 00:00:18.239 --> 00:00:38.719 the story of hearing, Don Romulo Matuste hear you hear mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? In that 3 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:44.479 little town whose name I don' t want to remember, there was no 4 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:49.079 one more prick, no more alive and no more greedy than Don Romulo Matuti, 5 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:53.640 Perfect Man. I' ve seen something like this in my life You 6 00:00:53.719 --> 00:00:59.240 heard and you had a business and you worked alone, obert, alone, 7 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:03.680 with no male employees. Never had an employee, never ever and decillaÑoño, 8 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:10.760 ñoño? Kidney? Doño? There' s an employee who won' 9 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:11.760 t turn one over. They' re always stealing from him. No. 10 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:12.319 Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? 11 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:12.680 Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? 12 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:19.840 Don' t turn around and give you your suitcase like a cocha. No. 13 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:21.200 Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? 14 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.599 Don' t you? Don' t you? I' d better 15 00:01:23.719 --> 00:01:30.760 grab it, I' ll watch the cholito, I' ll take my 16 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:36.400 cholito accounts and I' ll take care of my business and eightito and when 17 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:37.239 they suck they' re worse because then they' re scandalous. They want 18 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:42.319 to hang the fellows like pussy, they also break the toilets, hand washes 19 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:47.040 them kicks in the miles. All of me doing it you' d see. 20 00:01:47.120 --> 00:01:49.680 No. No. No. No. No, my hardware store, 21 00:01:49.000 --> 00:02:05.200 the gold bolt, goes up, up like the na foam and it kept 22 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:08.479 being right. Don rémulo to the truth. It was true, man. 23 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:16.759 The hardware store was called the gold stud. It was an all- dirty 24 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:21.680 steak shop, and it was just selling old ovist chunchos. It had all 25 00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:28.759 old mastillo, green, lock, brushes, scotch formons, all old dress. 26 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:34.080 The little minions in town sold him things and he bought them gifts and 27 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:43.360 sold them more expensive. There' s old cock nails. Of course there 28 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:47.319 ' s bigger and you want it. Of course there' s two pounds 29 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:53.599 that you want new or snuffed that has used nails. Use or see to 30 00:02:53.680 --> 00:03:00.319 see show me here it is another time to see which still has a car, 31 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:07.840 arroyitos and rusty, but with a little gas and a trapit they are 32 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:10.879 like nine kisses, clean it and that' s it and the new ones 33 00:03:10.879 --> 00:03:15.360 go in a chest. The pound that is stolen is worth sixty cents of 34 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:22.319 which I love with mercinda half pound of the new me the new ones, 35 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:27.680 yes, only of the new ones you are going to bring ice boned girl, 36 00:03:27.719 --> 00:03:29.919 oh yes, it is true. I didn' t remember I had 37 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:32.360 to wear the used ones. Then half a pound. It' s okay, 38 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:37.400 too. It' s okay there. I like that economic spell, 39 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:44.719 which is economic, has to come to have real ones. Of course I 40 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:55.120 ' m sad. If you give everything, don Romulo had only one trousers 41 00:03:57.039 --> 00:04:01.639 and this one was blue, but they already threw blacks of tanzul and had 42 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:05.680 a patch everywhere. You see, he had one shirt he never took off. 43 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:10.639 He would bathe in the river once a week and put on the same 44 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:16.480 roppoliste and when he went out he would leave his hardware well closed and at 45 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:19.959 the door he would use four locks. Already on Sundays he castrated well, 46 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:26.480 put on his palm hat and went to Mass and was not on foot the 47 00:04:26.600 --> 00:04:29.439 little book that is going to be man and well car list, coachman eh 48 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:42.639 he takes to the church and fast they already touched the campaign for the miche 49 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:46.959 seven fast, toja mounts nickname, a romos, the light man, light 50 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:50.480 coachman And after man, come on, let' s go full or the 51 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:19.720 car reached the atria of the Church and Don Romulo got off hastily to see 52 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:27.319 it all. He sent in the bags a bunch of washer washers from those 53 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:33.079 used with male dogs. He took out two and told him the coachman king 54 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:39.000 Chinchi, I more, what I pay with Johan Angeles Tomás, I bad, 55 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:42.600 but it is that he hears, Don Romulo, hear my other check 56 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:44.480 I go to micha. I more rip them off than made in their payoff, 57 00:05:44.680 --> 00:06:05.079 I more, I go mao made or n o. The case, 58 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:11.000 my friend, is that Don Romulo had in the hardware store like two million 59 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:16.120 washers of ayerbas was an old merchandise that he had bought and that' s 60 00:06:16.199 --> 00:06:21.399 why, because he made the pork and paid with arandena that was the name 61 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:29.279 that laughed at the people. And I' m coming from Chanta They were 62 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:32.279 Yela Eran, Willias and Millis. I already have few Jay Ye Lemons in 63 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:36.759 the church and I pay them to the coachmen and in Belle I put them 64 00:06:36.920 --> 00:06:43.399 in the turns like coins of five reales. And if that' s what 65 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:46.279 I' m saying and that' s being economic, I don' t 66 00:06:46.279 --> 00:06:50.240 get screwed by anyone. And now some of the washers that and something except 67 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:59.680 of course that if you don gron blog and I come to catch a contribution, 68 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:06.000 let jim ah how not Don Chico take take take I will fuck me 69 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:12.879 here I give you one and eight, four, five quarantine something is squeaky 70 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:17.439 and something besides that fifty yes men and that plough them and they are expensive 71 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:33.560 friends and Don Romulo always looking for the opportunity to get out of so many 72 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:39.399 washers that had arrived a time when I wanted to buy everything with Arandela. 73 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:46.560 Like my dad sends for the ten pesos he owes him. Oh, hide 74 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:50.319 what I do, Ahorita, I don' t have chen shio to see, 75 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:54.000 but let me see here we' ll give you something. I' 76 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:58.319 m going to send him a fifty Arandela to see my soap and to the 77 00:07:58.360 --> 00:08:09.399 check to see you or not and I buy a letter of firewood that I 78 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:13.079 bring. If I buy it for you but, right now, I have 79 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:16.680 real ones. But if you want to get paid cranberries and chochehi buys them 80 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:22.399 from you Arandela, j uncle for me to fuck what or wash them, 81 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:28.240 like why don' t you laugh at the fucking washers. Grandelia has a 82 00:08:28.360 --> 00:08:31.840 thousand uses anywhere. It' s but that I have and in the first 83 00:08:31.960 --> 00:08:35.080 place, a dog, no chin Arandela is of no use. Second, 84 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:41.399 they are used for toy cart rolls for hypotas are used as amulets inserted into 85 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:48.159 a cabulla, as necklaces, also as rings. No. No, no, 86 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:50.720 no, I' ll give him the firewood, but if you pay 87 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:54.639 me with real, yeah, well no, I buy you but I pay 88 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:56.919 you in granny. If you want, done, if you want. If 89 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:01.840 not, then, no, well, no, no, no, no, 90 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:11.159 no, no, no, no, no, not all that Don 91 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:16.320 Romulo didn' t miss the opportunity, slow, he didn' t miss 92 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:20.320 the opportunity to put his famous enlargements into everyone. I was talking about the 93 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:22.720 big ones for everything. The height was that he even gave them as lemon 94 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:28.919 at Sunday Masses man. My day they came selling some really good mules. 95 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:35.279 And there, very good mule. Don Romulo is young and good that this 96 00:09:35.279 --> 00:09:43.480 is how I ask for her two hundred furs man, as he looks like 97 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:46.399 you, is the young and strong. Yes, I give him fifty breasts 98 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:54.120 and God looks gives Angela two thousand aranjelos, two thousand Arandela to me so 99 00:09:54.320 --> 00:10:00.120 that I want two thousand Agrandela. I take that offer. Oh, if 100 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.720 I don' t buy you the mule, I don' t sell it 101 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:07.639 for what the hell I want with two thousand Arandela. You' re crazy. 102 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:09.399 Don Romuló, I' m taking my mule. No. Yeah, 103 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:13.279 wait, wait, I' ll give you fifty pesos and three thousand washers. 104 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:20.159 No. No. My last offer is fifty chest four thousand washers and 105 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:26.519 I' ll give you Adolfito. Not a single square. M good. 106 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:31.320 I feel weight. Cash or nothing. And see you, see you. 107 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:33.919 I don' t want to go talk about Arandela. Less defies what is 108 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:56.519 that, that not, we don' t see each other, see each 109 00:10:56.519 --> 00:11:13.480 other no. And so many times passed a rumble güey this trying to get 110 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:18.559 out of such great ones, but as much as he insisted he could not 111 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:24.120 leave them men. I had a room almost full of that pile of fevers 112 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:31.559 and they were already rusting from so fucking old a man. It' s 113 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:33.240 been hard to get out of so much of what it' s like to 114 00:11:33.240 --> 00:11:39.559 be. I' ve always been very smart, but now I' m 115 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:48.399 falla. I' m failing. Hey, looks like he' s going 116 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:54.879 into town A circus Let me get out of the door like the fort. 117 00:11:56.159 --> 00:12:05.200 Yes, it is the Firuri circus of Manuel Salvador Chávez, the best comedian 118 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:13.879 in Central America, who came to Nicaragua to stay. Yes, a Mr 119 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:20.039 Circus said. I' m sure he' ll get Felipto' s payasio 120 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:28.039 with him and these circus people always buy ferry cars They' re sure to 121 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:33.559 come and see me for sure. In other words, it was true, 122 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:41.720 Friends, the circus of Filiplithe was entering the village and was walking as a 123 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:48.879 trapezeist, Felipito matu You should imagine who was also the propaganda leader of the 124 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:52.080 circus and expert in advertising. You heard. That same day Felipto arrived at 125 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:54.039 Don Rum’ s hardware store and heard what they talked about. Hey, 126 00:12:54.679 --> 00:13:01.919 good morning, don ramulito, good day, felipito, my indie thinks I 127 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:07.159 ' m in b advertising. The circus of firuliha yes and I come because 128 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:13.320 we need some lockable bolts and some things we want. By believing here, 129 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:20.840 on credit, on faith, this little boy' s Felipitus, they taught 130 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:26.279 me how to trust bad business less people of dubious reputation like you. All 131 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:35.679 I can give you is a few washers that I have for washers j ahja 132 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:43.720 me so that the big ones of the sirs are useless. There' s 133 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:52.679 the problem. I have two thousand aranges I couldn' t sell and that 134 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:56.399 loss I can' t bear, someone has to carry with it. Less 135 00:13:56.679 --> 00:14:01.919 I need to get out of that garandela. A moment of gift. Let 136 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:05.159 ' s talk about the washers, let' s talk, let' s 137 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:09.120 make a deal. I as one who arrives, for I am ospert in 138 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:13.879 advertising. I' m kind of like a layman of Domingo' s personal 139 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:20.240 friends, morals and current Camerlinn, the best publicites in Nicaragua, and what 140 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.720 he wants me to boast about that. I didn' t spend a cent 141 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:28.200 on advertising. I want to sell my washers. So the client per client 142 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:31.200 is a little bit of script, let' s give it a moment. 143 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:35.039 If you say so, give me the merchandise. What do we want? 144 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:39.879 Ah I force myself to see that people buy the washers let' s say 145 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:48.399 to Chelin by himself repeat it, repeat it to me a shilling for each 146 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:50.480 angela animate and less you gain man. You give me the merchandise the circus 147 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:58.519 needs, and I get people to buy their washer from shillings Let me count, 148 00:14:58.960 --> 00:15:07.279 two thousand aranges to a Cheling each. I will see four five hundred 149 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:13.360 pesos, five hundred maracanteca, to see what goods he wants. Felipitus, 150 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:18.559 for I do not tell you, for a few pins, nails and wires 151 00:15:18.639 --> 00:15:20.840 as much as it costs. That' s a good thing, but I 152 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:24.159 don' t want to make a pussy. If you commit yourself to people 153 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:30.440 buying me the big Chelin and I' ll give you the merchandise. We 154 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:35.679 do the business. He liked the buns that of course I do like it 155 00:15:35.759 --> 00:15:39.799 today comes from all their washers. Don rómulo. There' s nothing to 156 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:43.720 be careful about. I' m a publicity specialist for something. Today my 157 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:54.919 indact move you' re going to garandela today, today and indeed friend. 158 00:15:56.399 --> 00:16:02.039 That same day, Felipto took out the circus parade. He was carrying a 159 00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:07.480 cage with a you plus the famous donkey Tor four end Nitch. He also 160 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:15.600 wore a horse and a band of chicheo and in every corner Felipto announced Mrs 161 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:22.919 Clachan as big that he saw milk is tomorrow night and the trapecita hi liberta 162 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:32.440 ballerina, he wants flare, he goes to the Burro Tor room and sayonal 163 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:37.600 clown veil him that trin a weight more, a washer and where he gives 164 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:44.440 rumble. No one can buy Tikchin if he doesn' t carry a washer 165 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:47.840 with his weight. Today hon rhombus or granda are not worth chelin and you 166 00:16:47.879 --> 00:16:52.759 have to buy it lion. Let' s husbands see, gentlemen, hours 167 00:17:00.559 --> 00:17:07.400 and get atomic. Propaganda took effect immediately. Half an hour later, Don 168 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:15.839 Romulo was busy selling washers to Lin Mandela chain to see not the one for 169 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:22.200 the favor of the four or five or meti momentito that there is for all 170 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:26.079 a moment, a momentito did not squeeze and that there were Angelas for a 171 00:17:26.119 --> 00:18:03.000 whole moment ri ra va fucking Blessed di ti la nd frankly that this felipe 172 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:07.599 of Spen compares the propaganda. I don' t have a sholaran of him, 173 00:18:07.839 --> 00:18:12.000 nor the only one I had kept was also gone not a single one 174 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:22.920 was Dela, neither a chola nor an authentic event. You know how they 175 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:26.000 still call him a romb man. Don Romus wasn' t man' s. 176 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:30.599 That' s how he got a bad nickname in the Athletic Village. 177 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:37.480 I' ll see you there.