Mmmmmmm. A Here you see the story of now, Don Romulo Matute,
the story of hearing, Don Romulo Matuste hear you hear mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? In that
little town whose name I don' t want to remember, there was no
one more prick, no more alive and no more greedy than Don Romulo Matuti,
Perfect Man. I' ve seen something like this in my life You
heard and you had a business and you worked alone, obert, alone,
with no male employees. Never had an employee, never ever and decillaÑoño,
ñoño? Kidney? Doño? There' s an employee who won'
t turn one over. They' re always stealing from him. No.
Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you?
Don' t turn around and give you your suitcase like a cocha. No.
Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you?
Don' t you? Don' t you? I' d better
grab it, I' ll watch the cholito, I' ll take my
cholito accounts and I' ll take care of my business and eightito and when
they suck they' re worse because then they' re scandalous. They want
to hang the fellows like pussy, they also break the toilets, hand washes
them kicks in the miles. All of me doing it you' d see.
No. No. No. No. No, my hardware store,
the gold bolt, goes up, up like the na foam and it kept
being right. Don rémulo to the truth. It was true, man.
The hardware store was called the gold stud. It was an all- dirty
steak shop, and it was just selling old ovist chunchos. It had all
old mastillo, green, lock, brushes, scotch formons, all old dress.
The little minions in town sold him things and he bought them gifts and
sold them more expensive. There' s old cock nails. Of course there
' s bigger and you want it. Of course there' s two pounds
that you want new or snuffed that has used nails. Use or see to
see show me here it is another time to see which still has a car,
arroyitos and rusty, but with a little gas and a trapit they are
like nine kisses, clean it and that' s it and the new ones
go in a chest. The pound that is stolen is worth sixty cents of
which I love with mercinda half pound of the new me the new ones,
yes, only of the new ones you are going to bring ice boned girl,
oh yes, it is true. I didn' t remember I had
to wear the used ones. Then half a pound. It' s okay,
too. It' s okay there. I like that economic spell,
which is economic, has to come to have real ones. Of course I
' m sad. If you give everything, don Romulo had only one trousers
and this one was blue, but they already threw blacks of tanzul and had
a patch everywhere. You see, he had one shirt he never took off.
He would bathe in the river once a week and put on the same
roppoliste and when he went out he would leave his hardware well closed and at
the door he would use four locks. Already on Sundays he castrated well,
put on his palm hat and went to Mass and was not on foot the
little book that is going to be man and well car list, coachman eh
he takes to the church and fast they already touched the campaign for the miche
seven fast, toja mounts nickname, a romos, the light man, light
coachman And after man, come on, let' s go full or the
car reached the atria of the Church and Don Romulo got off hastily to see
it all. He sent in the bags a bunch of washer washers from those
used with male dogs. He took out two and told him the coachman king
Chinchi, I more, what I pay with Johan Angeles Tomás, I bad,
but it is that he hears, Don Romulo, hear my other check
I go to micha. I more rip them off than made in their payoff,
I more, I go mao made or n o. The case,
my friend, is that Don Romulo had in the hardware store like two million
washers of ayerbas was an old merchandise that he had bought and that' s
why, because he made the pork and paid with arandena that was the name
that laughed at the people. And I' m coming from Chanta They were
Yela Eran, Willias and Millis. I already have few Jay Ye Lemons in
the church and I pay them to the coachmen and in Belle I put them
in the turns like coins of five reales. And if that' s what
I' m saying and that' s being economic, I don' t
get screwed by anyone. And now some of the washers that and something except
of course that if you don gron blog and I come to catch a contribution,
let jim ah how not Don Chico take take take I will fuck me
here I give you one and eight, four, five quarantine something is squeaky
and something besides that fifty yes men and that plough them and they are expensive
friends and Don Romulo always looking for the opportunity to get out of so many
washers that had arrived a time when I wanted to buy everything with Arandela.
Like my dad sends for the ten pesos he owes him. Oh, hide
what I do, Ahorita, I don' t have chen shio to see,
but let me see here we' ll give you something. I'
m going to send him a fifty Arandela to see my soap and to the
check to see you or not and I buy a letter of firewood that I
bring. If I buy it for you but, right now, I have
real ones. But if you want to get paid cranberries and chochehi buys them
from you Arandela, j uncle for me to fuck what or wash them,
like why don' t you laugh at the fucking washers. Grandelia has a
thousand uses anywhere. It' s but that I have and in the first
place, a dog, no chin Arandela is of no use. Second,
they are used for toy cart rolls for hypotas are used as amulets inserted into
a cabulla, as necklaces, also as rings. No. No, no,
no, I' ll give him the firewood, but if you pay
me with real, yeah, well no, I buy you but I pay
you in granny. If you want, done, if you want. If
not, then, no, well, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, not all that Don
Romulo didn' t miss the opportunity, slow, he didn' t miss
the opportunity to put his famous enlargements into everyone. I was talking about the
big ones for everything. The height was that he even gave them as lemon
at Sunday Masses man. My day they came selling some really good mules.
And there, very good mule. Don Romulo is young and good that this
is how I ask for her two hundred furs man, as he looks like
you, is the young and strong. Yes, I give him fifty breasts
and God looks gives Angela two thousand aranjelos, two thousand Arandela to me so
that I want two thousand Agrandela. I take that offer. Oh, if
I don' t buy you the mule, I don' t sell it
for what the hell I want with two thousand Arandela. You' re crazy.
Don Romuló, I' m taking my mule. No. Yeah,
wait, wait, I' ll give you fifty pesos and three thousand washers.
No. No. My last offer is fifty chest four thousand washers and
I' ll give you Adolfito. Not a single square. M good.
I feel weight. Cash or nothing. And see you, see you.
I don' t want to go talk about Arandela. Less defies what is
that, that not, we don' t see each other, see each
other no. And so many times passed a rumble güey this trying to get
out of such great ones, but as much as he insisted he could not
leave them men. I had a room almost full of that pile of fevers
and they were already rusting from so fucking old a man. It' s
been hard to get out of so much of what it' s like to
be. I' ve always been very smart, but now I' m
falla. I' m failing. Hey, looks like he' s going
into town A circus Let me get out of the door like the fort.
Yes, it is the Firuri circus of Manuel Salvador Chávez, the best comedian
in Central America, who came to Nicaragua to stay. Yes, a Mr
Circus said. I' m sure he' ll get Felipto' s payasio
with him and these circus people always buy ferry cars They' re sure to
come and see me for sure. In other words, it was true,
Friends, the circus of Filiplithe was entering the village and was walking as a
trapezeist, Felipito matu You should imagine who was also the propaganda leader of the
circus and expert in advertising. You heard. That same day Felipto arrived at
Don Rum’ s hardware store and heard what they talked about. Hey,
good morning, don ramulito, good day, felipito, my indie thinks I
' m in b advertising. The circus of firuliha yes and I come because
we need some lockable bolts and some things we want. By believing here,
on credit, on faith, this little boy' s Felipitus, they taught
me how to trust bad business less people of dubious reputation like you. All
I can give you is a few washers that I have for washers j ahja
me so that the big ones of the sirs are useless. There' s
the problem. I have two thousand aranges I couldn' t sell and that
loss I can' t bear, someone has to carry with it. Less
I need to get out of that garandela. A moment of gift. Let
' s talk about the washers, let' s talk, let' s
make a deal. I as one who arrives, for I am ospert in
advertising. I' m kind of like a layman of Domingo' s personal
friends, morals and current Camerlinn, the best publicites in Nicaragua, and what
he wants me to boast about that. I didn' t spend a cent
on advertising. I want to sell my washers. So the client per client
is a little bit of script, let' s give it a moment.
If you say so, give me the merchandise. What do we want?
Ah I force myself to see that people buy the washers let' s say
to Chelin by himself repeat it, repeat it to me a shilling for each
angela animate and less you gain man. You give me the merchandise the circus
needs, and I get people to buy their washer from shillings Let me count,
two thousand aranges to a Cheling each. I will see four five hundred
pesos, five hundred maracanteca, to see what goods he wants. Felipitus,
for I do not tell you, for a few pins, nails and wires
as much as it costs. That' s a good thing, but I
don' t want to make a pussy. If you commit yourself to people
buying me the big Chelin and I' ll give you the merchandise. We
do the business. He liked the buns that of course I do like it
today comes from all their washers. Don rómulo. There' s nothing to
be careful about. I' m a publicity specialist for something. Today my
indact move you' re going to garandela today, today and indeed friend.
That same day, Felipto took out the circus parade. He was carrying a
cage with a you plus the famous donkey Tor four end Nitch. He also
wore a horse and a band of chicheo and in every corner Felipto announced Mrs
Clachan as big that he saw milk is tomorrow night and the trapecita hi liberta
ballerina, he wants flare, he goes to the Burro Tor room and sayonal
clown veil him that trin a weight more, a washer and where he gives
rumble. No one can buy Tikchin if he doesn' t carry a washer
with his weight. Today hon rhombus or granda are not worth chelin and you
have to buy it lion. Let' s husbands see, gentlemen, hours
and get atomic. Propaganda took effect immediately. Half an hour later, Don
Romulo was busy selling washers to Lin Mandela chain to see not the one for
the favor of the four or five or meti momentito that there is for all
a moment, a momentito did not squeeze and that there were Angelas for a
whole moment ri ra va fucking Blessed di ti la nd frankly that this felipe
of Spen compares the propaganda. I don' t have a sholaran of him,
nor the only one I had kept was also gone not a single one
was Dela, neither a chola nor an authentic event. You know how they
still call him a romb man. Don Romus wasn' t man' s.
That' s how he got a bad nickname in the Athletic Village.
I' ll see you there.