One thing that every team has is an emergency driver. There's two drivers,
and if something happens to one of those two drivers, they call in the
emergency driver. I didn't even know that a local was an emergency driver for
one of the teams, and it was DFW's fastest man, Garland Richardson.
Wow, and one didn't he he's fifty plus, And yeah, I was
surprised that he was. But something happened with one of the teams. I
was aware of most of the stuff as I am. I was kind of
unaware of all this, and you find out right before the race that Garland
Richardson from our area is going to be in this race. And another thing,
you always have good audio communication between your team and your headset, your
team principal, or whoever's in charge of talking to you, the driver themselves.
They share a lot of information. And you found this I think I
did. I was, you know. I watched it the next day.
It was a little past my bedtime when the race initially aired live, and
I'd recorded it and watch it with my two and a half year old son
the next morning. He fully thoroughly enjoyed it, as did I. But
I thought that this is a really odd part of the race. I ended
up pulling the audio from it, and I think the world will find this
incredibly interesting. Yeah. So a lot of controversy around the race when they
put in local DFW racing god Garland Richardson in his first ever F one race,
and I feel like his team like didn't even maybe like him. They
didn't want him in there because there may have been button heads. I don't
know, they didn't have any prior relationship, and I think it's pretty evident
when you listen to the audio between his pit and himself. I haven't heard
this, ye all right, well this is where we start. I guess
this is coming back from break into their coverage. Here we go, JJ,
I've got it right here. Let's hear it. Welcome, Welcome,
Welcome to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. A race we've been waiting a long
long time for and there's no way it disappoints. Hello everyone. Nigel Percy
here live from the Vegas Strip for the inallual Las Vegas Grand Prix, brought
to you by the brand new brit Box Limited series Megan and Harry. A
revolutionary romance. What shocking news from the panic as an American driver will be
on the grid as an emergency replacement. Daniel Ricardo has had to withdraw due
to what his team is claiming flew like symptoms. But we have it on
good authority from multiple sources that Ricardo was seen in the wee hours of last
night playing Mega Moolah and double fisting Irish car bombs at the Golden Nugget.
So it's no wonder he's not feeling up to par today. His surprising last
Mink replacement will be a fifty one year old Texas rookie driver from the Dallas
suburb of Grand Prairie one, Garland Richardson, widely known as DFW's Fastest Mind.
This is Goland's first ever F one race. Let's listen in now on
the race radio communication with Garland and his Alpha Torri team. All right,
boys, here we go, sit back and watch DFW's fastest Man show you
how it's done. Okay, holy this thing is fast, too fast,
too fast, Holy shit, stay focus, Garland. All right, fellas,
there's about seventy five buttons on this steering wheel. They are all blinking,
they are all flashing, and I don't have a damn clue what any
of them do? By Garland, you're going to native here. Have y'all
see this sphere? Yet? The thing is badass? What was that,
Garland? What was that? An aluminium can? No, Sir Jesus Christ
fair Well, the love of God, eyes on the road, Garlic fair
it's your Caesar's palace. That's a casino, evil fucking caniebo cozy magnet man.
Boys, I am packed in here tight, son of a bitch.
It is tight. I'm gonna pop this seat belt off for a few laps.
Please do not touch your seat belt Garllic Fuck you. I'm freaking out
in here. Damn it. I just got passed by the little Japanese boy.
Kama Kazi. Move. My granddaddy would not be happy about this.
Gollin. You've slowed down a bit? Is everything all right? I trip
my goddamn lighter? All right, I'm trying to fish it out with my
foot from under the brake pedal. Give me a goddamn minute. American Glin
Richardson continues to struggle. He's currently in lost place. All right, boys,
what's bottom? I am currently P twenty? How many cars are in
this race? There are twenty. Bullshit, watch oil pressure feed stop looking
at the bloody sphere. All right, fellas, I'm coming in. How
long do these pit stops usually take? I gotta pop out for a minute
or two. Take a piss. Hit. Stops take about three seconds,
Garland, three seconds? Bullshit? Maintain focus? Damn it? What the
hell was that, Golin? That was Max for stopping lopping you again for
slack eight. Fellas, you gotta know there's a serious emergency in turn four.
What is it? Garland? There's a blonde gal with the biggest pair
of teas I've ever seen in my life. She's right on top of the
overpass. Goll it, please focus, all right, all right, I'm
gonna slow down just a little bit and get a look at them go bags,
Golin. We keep it hearing what sounds like aluminum cans being opened?
What is that? I got two words for you, Pats, blue bit
Jesus Christ far oh, Dear Colin Richardson has seemed to have lost control over
his car, launched over the embankment and into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and
Casino. A ghostly event for Team Alfa Torri. The f one community is
just gutted and the Las Vegas Grand Prix is in total shambles. Will take
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my boy, wow, how is that not the headline today? There we
have the American in there, hung in there pretty pretty good, I mean
for a while. P. Twenty though, that's the last place he multiple
laps by verse slappin' stappin. Oh my god, I thought that was excellent,
well done. I like the main announcer man found it pretty good.
He sounded a lot like John Oliver kicking in Australian a little bit. And
then he's British all over the map. There's a little Whales, there's some
Northern Ireland in there. He's a very well traveled euro well. Look even
he finished p. Twenty it's a hat tip to Garland Richardson, he represented
us you know, on the on the the world stage in Formula one for
the first time, and he may have been sipping on a few can beer
and screaming sphear every time he went past it. All right, well,
thank you Garland Richardson, and thank you Formula one for providing a fun,
entertaining weekend for all