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One thing that every team has is
an emergency driver. There's two drivers,

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and if something happens to one of
those two drivers, they call in the

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emergency driver. I didn't even know
that a local was an emergency driver for

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one of the teams, and it
was DFW's fastest man, Garland Richardson.

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Wow, and one didn't he he's
fifty plus, And yeah, I was

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surprised that he was. But something
happened with one of the teams. I

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was aware of most of the stuff
as I am. I was kind of

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unaware of all this, and you
find out right before the race that Garland

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Richardson from our area is going to
be in this race. And another thing,

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you always have good audio communication between
your team and your headset, your

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team principal, or whoever's in charge
of talking to you, the driver themselves.

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They share a lot of information.
And you found this I think I

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did. I was, you know. I watched it the next day.

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It was a little past my bedtime
when the race initially aired live, and

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I'd recorded it and watch it with
my two and a half year old son

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the next morning. He fully thoroughly
enjoyed it, as did I. But

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I thought that this is a really
odd part of the race. I ended

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up pulling the audio from it,
and I think the world will find this

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incredibly interesting. Yeah. So a
lot of controversy around the race when they

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put in local DFW racing god Garland
Richardson in his first ever F one race,

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and I feel like his team like
didn't even maybe like him. They

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didn't want him in there because there
may have been button heads. I don't

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know, they didn't have any prior
relationship, and I think it's pretty evident

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when you listen to the audio between
his pit and himself. I haven't heard

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this, ye all right, well
this is where we start. I guess

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this is coming back from break into
their coverage. Here we go, JJ,

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I've got it right here. Let's
hear it. Welcome, Welcome,

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Welcome to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. A race we've been waiting a long

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long time for and there's no way
it disappoints. Hello everyone. Nigel Percy

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here live from the Vegas Strip for
the inallual Las Vegas Grand Prix, brought

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revolutionary romance. What shocking news from
the panic as an American driver will be

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on the grid as an emergency replacement. Daniel Ricardo has had to withdraw due

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to what his team is claiming flew
like symptoms. But we have it on

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good authority from multiple sources that Ricardo
was seen in the wee hours of last

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night playing Mega Moolah and double fisting
Irish car bombs at the Golden Nugget.

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So it's no wonder he's not feeling
up to par today. His surprising last

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Mink replacement will be a fifty one
year old Texas rookie driver from the Dallas

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suburb of Grand Prairie one, Garland
Richardson, widely known as DFW's Fastest Mind.

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This is Goland's first ever F one
race. Let's listen in now on

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the race radio communication with Garland and
his Alpha Torri team. All right,

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boys, here we go, sit
back and watch DFW's fastest Man show you

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how it's done. Okay, holy
this thing is fast, too fast,

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too fast, Holy shit, stay
focus, Garland. All right, fellas,

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there's about seventy five buttons on this
steering wheel. They are all blinking,

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they are all flashing, and I
don't have a damn clue what any

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of them do? By Garland,
you're going to native here. Have y'all

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see this sphere? Yet? The
thing is badass? What was that,

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Garland? What was that? An
aluminium can? No, Sir Jesus Christ

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fair Well, the love of God, eyes on the road, Garlic fair

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it's your Caesar's palace. That's a
casino, evil fucking caniebo cozy magnet man.

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Boys, I am packed in here
tight, son of a bitch.

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It is tight. I'm gonna pop
this seat belt off for a few laps.

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Please do not touch your seat belt
Garllic Fuck you. I'm freaking out

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in here. Damn it. I
just got passed by the little Japanese boy.

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Kama Kazi. Move. My granddaddy
would not be happy about this.

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Gollin. You've slowed down a bit? Is everything all right? I trip

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my goddamn lighter? All right,
I'm trying to fish it out with my

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foot from under the brake pedal.
Give me a goddamn minute. American Glin

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Richardson continues to struggle. He's currently
in lost place. All right, boys,

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what's bottom? I am currently P
twenty? How many cars are in

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this race? There are twenty.
Bullshit, watch oil pressure feed stop looking

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at the bloody sphere. All right, fellas, I'm coming in. How

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long do these pit stops usually take? I gotta pop out for a minute

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or two. Take a piss.
Hit. Stops take about three seconds,

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Garland, three seconds? Bullshit?
Maintain focus? Damn it? What the

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hell was that, Golin? That
was Max for stopping lopping you again for

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slack eight. Fellas, you gotta
know there's a serious emergency in turn four.

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What is it? Garland? There's
a blonde gal with the biggest pair

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of teas I've ever seen in my
life. She's right on top of the

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overpass. Goll it, please focus, all right, all right, I'm

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gonna slow down just a little bit
and get a look at them go bags,

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Golin. We keep it hearing what
sounds like aluminum cans being opened?

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What is that? I got two
words for you, Pats, blue bit

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Jesus Christ far oh, Dear Colin
Richardson has seemed to have lost control over

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his car, launched over the embankment
and into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and

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Casino. A ghostly event for Team
Alfa Torri. The f one community is

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just gutted and the Las Vegas Grand
Prix is in total shambles. Will take

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my boy, wow, how is
that not the headline today? There we

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have the American in there, hung
in there pretty pretty good, I mean

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for a while. P. Twenty
though, that's the last place he multiple

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laps by verse slappin' stappin. Oh
my god, I thought that was excellent,

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well done. I like the main
announcer man found it pretty good.

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He sounded a lot like John Oliver
kicking in Australian a little bit. And

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then he's British all over the map. There's a little Whales, there's some

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Northern Ireland in there. He's a
very well traveled euro well. Look even

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he finished p. Twenty it's a
hat tip to Garland Richardson, he represented

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us you know, on the on
the the world stage in Formula one for

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the first time, and he may
have been sipping on a few can beer

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and screaming sphear every time he went
past it. All right, well,

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thank you Garland Richardson, and thank
you Formula one for providing a fun,

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entertaining weekend for all