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if you dare, but be warned. What you are about to hear will
chill you to your bone. Nerve got you could do that the whole episode.
That'd be great. But why does my button need to be be warned?
Why does your button need to be warned? Yeah, why does my
you said butt be warned? This is the top five where sodomis in history?
Oh hell yeah, yeah, that's the whole episode. Nice, you
just did a Halloween mad lib. Oh yeah he wrote that. Yeah,
I wrote it. Okay, I thought you just ripped it. No,
I would either way. The voice was good. I enjoyed it, Thank
you. It was very spooky. Why was this so spooky? Rob?
I'm a spooky boy. Rob's the voice guy. Yes. When people are
trying to like tell the difference between our voices, Rob voice guy can do
all the voices. Yeah, like eight, I sound like a bitch who
said that a lot of people who said that a lot of people? A
lot of people saying that I look like more of a bit from Jake,
or my voice sounds like more. Yeah, Jake has the most massimum voice
three of us, for sure. I don't understand how that's possible. You
just got that bro voice, and I'm just like, oh, way to
play the fucking like gay cartoon character. And then Dan, you are a
theater kid. And then Dan just like lay you just lay up with your
voice. Dan doesn't try. I think that's it as he lays up,
like you get like you have a much more timid on mic voice and off
mike voice, Like you're not even timid, you just like get softer.
You're like, hey this soft. Yes, I'm Dan, what's up?
Yeah? That's well, at least none of us make her voice deeper.
That's true. Yeah, I'm like some people, is that shot that twelve
people listen to this podcast will get? Probably? I think, so,
who does somebody do that? You gotta tell me off air? Yeah that's
fine, you tell me off fair. Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm excited
to know, and I have guesses. Yeah, I'm not gonna fire shots,
but I'm kind of I bet you'll get it in two tries, Okay,
already got it. I think I think I might already have it,
but I'll save it for off air, because yeah, we don't want to
shoot shots at I'm not firing shots, but if this person's and you know
I'm talking about yeah, Coop at the board tried. Coop's already a hot
baritone. I know. I was telling Cooper earlier that at least several dozen
women have probably gotten off to his voice. Oh, for sure. They
can only have sex while icon of Blast is on, which, by the
way, we're on a kind of blast set. Don't mean to like swagger
Jack then, but it's so so good. It did a good job.
It did such a good j Hey, can we move in? Yeah,
that's what we did. No, it's super spooky in here. We got
spiderwebs, We've got there's literally a knife just lodged into the table in front
of where I'm sitting. That's pretty spooky. So, yeah, October is
our second annual Halloween harror month or spooky month. Yeah, Halloween hormonth.
Didn't we have this debate last year? It was Halloween harmonth Yeah, spooky
moth. It's like it's the same as Truck Month. Yeah, rocktober first.
Yeah, come on down to the Hover dealership, get you yourself a
Hummer, buy one, get one two did. Apparently buying a truck's hard.
Now it's hard to get new stock Man, hard to get anything,
yeah, hard to get an Internet whatever. Yeah, Facebook's down. I
don't care about that. It's already bad. Yeah, it's already crazy,
guys. No, but yeah, we're doing uh, it's it's uh,
We're doing Halloween Shift for the month because it's October. You know, obviously
history's evergreen. If you want to go back and listen to those old episodes.
I think the first one we recorded was mine. It was H.
H. Holmes with Bush and we recorded it on a like a shotgun mic
echoe. Yeah office, Yeah, yes, I do remember that. So
if you want to deal with those audio issues, and I mean it's good
contents, it's good content. Let's see the highlight of last year's Halloween Horror
Month was probably Veronica doing your tarot cards where I got the towers. Yeah,
and I got the nine to eleven card, the nine to eleven card.
Yeah, because your your life. I don't really know what changed.
Yeah, your life hasn't been nine to eleven. Was there anything like drastically
bad in this last year? I can't remember a lot of car breakings for
you. I feel like that's kind of part for the course. Yeah.
The only thing that troubles me about you getting the nine eleven card is that
if your life did get nine to eleven, it would probably be through self
sabotage. So it makes me wonder if nine eleven wasn't inside job because you're
nine eleven would be or if you think about it, maybe it's like a
long term nine eleven deal where I was just a first responder and it's I
deal with the consequence twenty years from now. Oh so you just have cancer.
Yeah, okay, it's just slowly grown inside me. Yeah, that's
probably more accurate. You just have cancer. I'll never know because I never
heard the doctors. That's how you beat it. That is, you don't
have it if you don't know exactly. Yeah, cancer, what is that?
It's not placebo? It's psychosomatic. Yeah, yeah, can't. Tumors
are psychosomatic. Everyone knows that. Yeah, I've told my uncle that for
years. He's dead. What do you die of cancer? Well, not
that from not from that tumor though it was another tumor. It's a different
tumor. Yeah, he he manifests the other tumors. Yeah, he believed
in it. Yeah, he believed. He. I was like, dude,
he can't. He's like, there's another one. This one seems scarier.
And I was like, just don't believe in it. He did,
and he's gone, what's h what's the craziest thing you believe in? When
it comes to like Halloween theme. I mean, I believe in ghosts.
I was gonna ask you guys if you believed in ghosts. That's what we're
talking about today. We're talking about some ghosts. I I don't know if
I believe in like directs like oh, this woman in Victorian clothes walks around
this old house kind of ghosts. But I I don't know if i'd necessarily
discount the idea that like spiritual energy can't stick around. I just want like
a modern ghost, well like Jeff in a frat house. Yeah, like
he choked on a Toastito's pizza role while play an Xbox Yeah, and then
and he's just kind of around like he's he doesn't really haunt you, he
just lingers even throws in for the keg never anything. Yeah, it's like
I'm here for just kind of mooches, kind of eats your food out of
the fridge. You start hearing I've I've started hearing about ghosts from like the
nineties and shit, really, yeah, I want to know has like a
beeper on on it all times. That's an annoying ghost. It's just what
you hear is like a beeper at the end of the hallway, just your
snake on a Nokia where a pay phone is right now, Yeah, like,
oh my god, no, they're they're modern ghosts. But anyway,
Yeah, I buy ghosts. I believe in ghosts, and I yeah,
I've I've seen the Victorian woman in her pajamas. So just because you snuck
into the women's dressing room at Gettysburg reenactment camp doesn't mean who ghost. Well,
she couldn't break character, she couldn't no matter, so I was just
like throwing crucifixes at her and she just had to be there. Is weird,
But no, we don't have rights back then. So speaking of Gettysburg,
that is what we're talking about today. One of my favorite nineties specials
on the History Channel. We talk about it in our podcast description. It's
like, you know, grew up with our dads watching the History Channel.
Wrote that description. By the way, all of us, we collect kind
of all of us. Yeah, we approved it and edited it together.
Okay, you want to rewrite it. I think something we could table.
I think it works fines, But anyway, I also want to just start
table and things and never get back to them. That's how tabling works.
Yeah, everyffraternity, your fraternity chapter meetings, you well table left for next
week. We have quor him. You have a ninety item list for old
business that never gets tabled. Fuck old business, old business. In Voluntary
remarks made me want to kill myself. Oh my god, remarks are the
worst. Guys. I just want to say, everyone's kind of being addict
to me lately. It's an elk. Yeah. I had to the greatest
piece of legislation I have or will ever pass in my life was getting the
entire fraternity degree that voluntary. There was no limit of time on voluntary remarks.
You put a shot one day, I was just like, fuck this.
Five minutes with people go on like thirty minute rans voluntary remarks. Fuck
that. Yeah, or it was just like someone else would have something to
say. It was never the people that are actually good storytellers. No,
no, no, we we implemented shit Staying of the Week and Brother of
the Week. Yeah, so that was fun. Ours was dumb Ass of
the Week and Brother of the Week. Right, and then the ship Staying
of the week had to sit in a circle and get kicked by everybody.
Nice Yeah like that? Yeah? How hard? Pretty hard. I don't
like it anymore, like a professional wrestling stomp, like kind of a yes,
if you were at the the shitty Brother of that week, you got
curb stumps, lay up with your kick. Yeah, I'm not violent.
That's where all my masculinity comes from. Comfort. It's all all in the
mouth. Yeah you got a big man mouth, got big man mouth.
Yeah I knew m M. But anyway, So, one of my favorite
nineties specials in the History Channel growing up was The Ghosts of Gettysburg. There's
actually two. I caught it. I caught this on YouTube the other day.
Parts of it. It was like two hours long. Anyone watched the
whole thing, but let's cheese and it's fantastic. It's like big unsolved mysteries
vibes like I really enjoyed these. Uh. Anyway, it features There's a
book also called Ghosts of Gettysburg by Mark h Nesbit. I think maybe Besbit.
I can't remember um anyway, Yeah, he wrote the book is about
the same thing. He was a former park ranger at Gettysburg's the National park
um and he believes that Gettysburg is acre for anchor, or acre for acre,
the most haunted placement and anchor franc and anchor. I mean, if
there was going to be a place that was mega haunted, Gettysburg would be
pretty you give all the Delta Gammas in there. Oh boy, wow,
no one's getting that. Yeah, yeah, that's good. It's a little
reach. Great should have laid up on that one. Anchors up down.
Yeah yeah. So it's like one of the most haunted places in America.
He the author thinks this is the most haunted place in America. It is
my I've said this before on the on the show. It is my dream,
by the way, for us to lie broadcast from there at night.
Oh, she'll do that. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Next year,
when the baby's a year old and I can leave it, leave for
a weekend we're going and we're going right into Devil's Den. Okay, but
first we got it. First we have to run there like it's uh remember
the Titans, Oh right, yeah, yeah, the fog. I don't
know. They've run several miles. It was very far away. I want
to see if you make it. No, I'm not running anywhere. I
think then you're delusional enough and you're you know, you're lightheaded, and you're
susceptible to go hydrated. You might see ghosts. That's fair. I'll just
be really drunk for it because I don't want to be sober meeting while you
run, no meeting a ghost. So we're gonna do that, hopefully next
year broadcast live or at least record live. I'm gonna get one of those
like white noise boxes. That's just like maybe we can do like a team
after Icon of Blast. Maybe you guys both want to do. I mean,
Rob's obsessed with Kettysburg. I love getting second episode. One of my
favorite events in history, if not my favorite, one of my favorite movies
growing up. Love this Gettysburg. There was two things on the History Channel
in the nineties, and it was World War two and the Civil War specifically
Gettysburg. Usually not a lot of stuff on Chickamaugua. I'll just say that
there's a lot of Gettysburg. Some Shiloh Wasn't Shilow the most violent? No,
No, Gettysburg and Antietam were the bloodiest battle and day respectively. I
believe Gettysburg is the largest battle on North American soil ever. I think actually
in the Western yeah, Western hemisphere, biggest battle in the Western hemisphere ever.
But anyway, blah blah blah whatever. So pretty much everywhere in Gettysburg
is haunted. It's an old fucking town. First off, I mean,
it's as old as the country, basically older problem if not older. Essentially
every inch of the area was, but the battle itself is obviously what gives
most of the ghosts. Every inch of the area was either a battlefield,
a fucking host civil war hospital um, or you know, soldiers were sleeping
there. So yeah, a lot of a lot of energy, a lot
of fuck up ship going on. Yeah, definitely, there's uh, there's
that. You know, you gotta think there's like some ghosts that just didn't
die violand death but are just still there because of all that energy. Like
some guy slipped and died hitting a rock, and like he's there too,
right before the battle even started. Or sometimes ghosts go back to uh,
just their most important place. Oh you think that. You think like if
a guy dies in like Maryland, Maryland's a not that far from Gettysburg.
Okay, you think if a guy dies in like Kansas, he's like,
ah, but I was like Gettisburg and the grand scheme of things, Kansas
isn't that far from Gettysburg. I mean if you really thing about it,
like China isn't that far from Gettysburg? No, I mean very close.
It's like constantly stretching stuff like I mean we're talking about like it's actually everything's
getting closer to again. We're talking about like space and time and like all
the dimensions. So like, yeah, China's pretty close. Why don't you
fucking think sometime? Yeah, I don't use your fucking brain. I can't
get a dumb man mouth and a dumb man brain. This is true,
not to nying it, but yes, a lot of emotional energy expended at
Gettysburg. Yeah, there's a battle. I will do that. The battles
tend to make people emotional. Have the ghost hunter has been there yet.
Uh yeah, it's ghost hunt left right, So I read this actually is
I didn't put this in my notes. But for most of the time the
in the we'll call it post World War two maybe like from the seventies or
eighties on, there's like three or four ghost stories in Gettysburg. In the
last like twenty years, it's gone up. There's like twenty or thirty different
types of ghost stories in Gettysburg that you can do because people just have gotten
really into that. And honestly, this shitty History Channel documentary probably didn't hurt
things. It is really worth watching, by the way. It's on YouTube,
and it's like shitty nineties four by three, Like, what's the best
way to interact with a ghost? Do you neg the ghost? Oh?
I would neg the ghosts? Hey, ghosts, you suck at war?
If it's a Confederate No, nah, like they died, they all died,
but living, you idiot. Hey, maybe you would have contributed even
more if you hadn't you know, you know, carried a fucking drum in
the battle. Oh do you forget that you weren't supposed to get shot,
you fucking idiot? Hey, you ever see the matrix one time. Dodge
them. I'll tell you what. You can say that to you were you
just lined up to get shot? Oh for you. You can say that
to a ghost and get away with it. But a living amputee from of
Afghanistan. No, not great. Well they're alive. Yeah they won.
Yeah they survived, that's true. They're they're stronger, they're like the six
million dollars man. You still can't tell them they should have dodged it.
No, I think that's a big thing in like the military community. Correct
me if I'm wrong, Coop, But receiving the purple heart, don't they
like rag on you for it because you get shot. It's like, yeah,
you got shot or you got blown up. Yeah, that's pretty funny.
I would do that if I was in the military, for sure.
But yeah, so ghosts fucking everywhere. I mean, it's just it's it's
a perfect situation for haunting, which is a lot of death, absolutely,
a lot of energy, like emotional energy, and the deaths were sudden,
right, and it's young people who shouldn't have died. It's truly it all
joke, truly horrifying scene that played out there. I mean, it's countrymen
against countrymen. Um, you know, just love one not a good time.
So anyway, let's start with our first tail our. First, let's
start with two ladies who took a gander at something ghoulish in the basement of
Gettysburg College. Wasn't there football team's equipment? Uh? No, So the
campus of Gettysburg College's essentially on the battlefield. Like I had to google map
at just to be sure. But it is Division three football team. Yeah.
Okay. Also, by the way, a big contributor TFM posts Gettysburg.
Yeah, it's a very like fratty D three. Weirdly, I think
I live not that far and still never been in Gettysburg. You didn't live
that far? Yeah, I mean it's in your etremely close. Yeah,
that's true. That's pretty true, assholes. We don't do that to you.
Well, lesson learned for you, Jake. Yeah'm glad you could turn
that lesson around on it. You learned amazing how quickly I could turn it
around. We don't think that far ahead. But yeah, the campus is
like on the battlefield. It was used like its buildings were used for hospitals.
Um, both sides used. It was like the tallest building in the
area at the time might still be like one of the buildings was so used
for like lookout posts and shit like that. Lee went up there. I
think Buford was up there to General Beechford, the Union General Um portrayed by
Sam it's a cowboy guy's name, Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott in the movie
Gettysburg. Yeah. Um. And it was founded in eighteen thirty two,
so a lot of history there. There were three buildings and used during the
battle. Uh. This is by the way. Gettysburg College is also listed
as one of the top two or three most haunted universities in the country,
if not the world, and the ones that it competes within the world are
like Oord and not too Lane. I don't think two Lanes very haunted.
That's a shock. Well it's not in the right part of New Orleans.
There's a voodoo section that just cuts off the French Quarter. Yeah. There
are witchier parts of New Orleans and others for sure. I would say,
Um, the Garden District pretty spooky too, definitely definitely spooky. Yeah uh.
But anyway, they were administrators, these two women like worked at the
buildings in the eighties. Um. One of these buildings is now the administrative
building. Um. It was used during the battle as both the hospital and
a morgue, which can't really tell the difference during the Civil War, you
know what I mean, I was gonna say, it's gonna suck. Like
I mean, obviously you're at the hospital and it's like what else is here
ship? Yeah, well, I mean, if you're in a Civil war
hospital, you've got one foot the morgue already and it's probably the foot they
cut off. Yeah, yeah, but you're probably not having it. But
no, you're probably gonna die, like if you're if you find yourself in
surgery during the Civil War, just it's it's it's a bonus if you live,
I mean, to be fair, like anytime they did surgery back then,
they were just removing things from your body at that point pretty much.
Yeah. And it wasn't bullets. It was whatever the bullet was in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they weren't really taking the bullet. That mini
ball was incredible though, Like the mini ball like pinballed around your innards.
Yeah, it's better than bullets we have today in terms of inside the struct
go back, and I agree, kinda fucking Swiss pussies Geneva convention, I
agree. Yeah, like they initiated it though, Yeah, who are they
to make the fucking rules? They don't warn't they made the rules? They
think they just hosted the classic. Yeah, what a fucking Swiss move.
It's Switzer. You guys want to make peace, come on in now.
Yeah, they were there. They blew up all our bridges. They were
the airport holiday and of this convention. Yeah for sure. Um so these
two women they worked in the administrative building while doing whatever dumb bullshit college administration
stuff, and they were leaving for the day and they got into the elevator
to head down to their cars, hit the button for the first floor at
Gettysburg College and I think it was pen Penhall is the name of it.
They were not taken to the first floor, however, what yeah, wait
what Yeah, they kept going they were taken to hell. It didn't go
It did keep going down. It went down, passed the first floor to
the basement, to the boiler room, pretty much. Yeah, the elevator
bypassed the first floor and went down to the basement and the doors opened and
they were greeted with Tony Pumpkins. No is it Tony David David st.
Pumpkins. That's actually a great skin who it is? Sorry? Um,
they were greeted with a soundless couldn't hear anything but extremely vivid civil war hospital.
See that's creepy. The lack of sound is actually more terrified anything.
Yeah, it's like because I feel like, because of the lack of sound,
as someone that watches a lot of movies, like scary movies, I'm
expecting a lot of sound in the moment, like I'm gonna get a scream
yea in my ear or something like that. Yeah, yeah, I mean
like the and the scene they were seeing was like it was a fucking civil
war hospital. They like saw people being amputated, doctors administering like ether or
whatever the fuck. Clearly, you guys have never ripped through time and space.
There's no such thing as sound when you're going through another dimension. I
haven't. I haven't. I haven't put myself through another dimension, not going
through portals. No, No, I want to Dan, if you could
off air show me how you do that, I would be really interested.
Sure, Okay, thank you. Yeah. I actually I once went through
a portal to take down a sky man that was just a version of myself.
He just got shitty pills at UCF. No. I was just describing
the plot to uh by Shock Infinite. Oh I haven't played that one yet.
I have played Portal, but that just takes you the same room you're
in. I thought we were just going to talk about Golden Compass or whatever.
Kinsman too golden Yeah, sorry, whatever Golden compay you guys did at
this time, So yeah, that's all check that. There were also young
soldiers screaming silently on operating tables, so like they're just getting sawed through and
just like like you you screaming but you can't hear it. Yeah, it
really is. That's a fucking nightmare. That is scary. That's like David
Lynch shit. And orderlies were walking by with baskets full of limbs, which
is just like, which is just a normal hospital thing. Yeah back then,
just yeah limbs. Yeah, hospitals were looking all you could limb buffet,
Yeah, limbs, lits. It's like a fucking dude today. See,
I'll just trying to sell wristbands. Yeah. There was a guy on
the in the Gettysburg documentary. It goes to Gettysburg whatever. Hum, the
security guard they interviewed about this who like knew the women who and report like
ran to him. We're like, oh my god, that this simpl was
better than the basement. Uh. And he was like yeah, I mean
there's no official graveyards on the battlefield or on the college, but like they
didn't give the limbs a proper burial, so if you dug around here,
you'd probably find a lot of random human bones. I mean, do you
give a limb a funeral? That seems kind of stupid. No, you
give it a hole. You throw it in there. Yeah, like a
specific hole that a limb hole. Okay, But what I'm saying is like,
how would the limb burial make things haunted? I don't know. Yeah,
it's part of the guy. Oh he was just throwing in that factoid
just for fun. He's like, oh yeah, but you didn't have a
limb hole, So I mean there's he's like he was just saying, like,
nobody's buried here, but there's there were probably limb holes all over the
place. Ah yeah, daver dog in, Yeah, find some fucking limb
holes. You never put a limb in a hole. No, I haven't
put a full limb in a hole. It's more of an appendage situation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a digit actually, yeah, um,
that's what I always sometimes you go full full force. Yeah you might.
I don't. I don't never ascribe to that. Only around Jerry Jones.
Yes, women never knew. That's what I meant when I said, hey,
girl, can I get them digits? You want a couple just like
slipped? Yeah, I wanted like four fingers in my eye. I said,
it is plural. Hey you want to catch these hands? Yeah,
let's do it. But yeah, So the women started smashing the elevator buttons.
You get the fuck out of there. Uh. And as the doors
were closing, a doctor looked up from the table and started beckoning to them
to come help, like, hurry up, skirt, join us. That's
what I like. Jiness here. No, I think he was like just
like, God, what are these dumb bitches doing? Forever and ever?
That is probably what he was like. Like, the ghost was probably like
they were probably just peering into yeah time. Yeah, and that guy was
like, God, these bitches, Like I'm cutting this guy's leg off.
No one is holding him down. He's fucking broad. There's no washcloth between
his teeth. Lord, another fucking audience. God damn. Yeah, seventh
time this week, fucking step in or step out? Do you get better
than me because you got nice teeth? Got their teeth would probably look a
maculate compared to bed Yeah. Probably, And honestly a lot of times when
I watch movies from the nineties now, I'm even appalled by the teeth.
Then, Hm, it's fucked up. Yeah, well Ferrell's teeth are bad.
Yeah, they're pretty fucked up. But yeah, so finally the doors
closed, the doctor's back in to them to come help. They did not
oblige the doctor's request. Imagine one of them does and just goes back in
time. What if you're just having worst spots to go to? Yeah,
what if you're just having like a shitty day and you're like, fuck it,
I didn't think of worse. Definitely, Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You could get used to eighteen sixty three in America. Yeah, yeah,
a white person in America. POMPEII probably not super yeah, super great
to go back to at that a specific date. You just pop into that
guy cranking one out right right before the volcano explodes, the sadder one.
It'll probably help him out. So the jack off one is like, com
come come, The jack off one is funny. But there's another guy who's
uh, dick is just like broken off. No guys google that like everyone,
yeah, post Like so he was naked or maybe it's clothes burned off,
but anyway, at one point his dick was you know, caught in
the lava flow as well, and it was broken off to time. So
he's just like preserved with a broken off dick. I swear to god you
can find it. Maybe just never had a dick. No, I mean,
part of it's still there, unless it's a woman with a long clip
that's flat at the top or Eunich. That's not how Unix works. I
know they cut their balls off. Yeah. Man, if you want a
great Unich story, listen to the Chariot episode. Yeah, good Unix story
in that story. Yeah, So the women ran to the security guard,
and the security guard was like, yeah, I mean I knew these women,
Um they were like crazy or anything like it wasn't you know, like
they were normal people or the type of thing. Up another person. I
found this in a story from um the Gettysburg College newspaper from like twenty thirteen,
no, two thousand and three. Yeah, sorry. Um. Another
student reported seeing the exact same thing in the exact same place in two thousand
and three. Believe they were trying to go the first floor and everything and
it just took them down. Well, they went to the basement and were
greeted with the same situation. What if it was just the fucking maintenance man
fucking with people had a projector down there, like you hit the wrong button,
just go down there and you see nothing. But that's kind of the
black and white. That's kind of what popped into my head too, is
like what if that's just like, you know, something they're airing, But
I don't know, Like what if I think the world's coolest mime club.
Yeah, yeah, they're really good that they just want to like give someone
a heart attack with their miming. They want to murder with their miming.
It's the only way to do that is to give someone a heart attack.
I like to think there's a world where there's competitive mime clubs, well like
serial killer mim clubs. No, just competitive. They got to practice,
so they just see how believable all the shit is when they go, Like
people come down to the basement. I mean, these chicks bought it.
So did the guy in two thousand and three. Apparently. I actually have
a funny story. In high school, we were drinking at Fort Mifflin right
outside Philadelphia, right by the airport. And that's very unbrand for you.
Yeah. Yeah, it's usually get drunk beneath the airport and Fort Mifflin.
So I think it was like I think it was either a Revolutionary war civil
war spot. Either way, it's usually abandoned the whole time. But we
were getting fucked up and one night, I guess they were doing a civil
or like a reenactment, right, and there's just people out there just dressed
up as soldiers, and we lost our fucking mind. Really does this happen?
Like, are these ghosts? It's a bunch of fucking drunk yeah,
or pretty fucked up. It's incredible. I would have thought the same thing.
It's seventeen. It was like, fuck, dude, there's a ghost,
especially if I was high or something like, especially like a group of
friends just into that group think mindset, because no one's ever there. So
like the reason you would drink there is because no one's can find no one's
gonna find us and uh yeah, well it was dark. There's not a
whole lot of lighting. We're pretty pretty toasty. We were talking about this
the other day, by the way, it was like all these people like
here was it. After we were talking about where It's like, yeah,
there's all these shows where like kids party and get drunk at houses, but
really you get drunk in parks? Yeah? No, uh fields, who
the hell had an open house in high school? I remember like the summer
after my senior year before college was like mind blowing because in one month there
were like I had three friends while I was one of them. Actually two
friends in me through through caggars at their houses like in one month, and
that was more than like the two years before that. Drank in the woods,
yes, because you were drinking in parks or the woods. Like I
had been to other parties and houses, but like but like it was rare,
you know what I mean, Like that parents were gone like type of
thing. Yeah. We had, Um, we had two places we would
go. Uh. One kid was a Dennis kid and he would just let
us fuck the place up. Yeah, and like they caught on pretty quick.
Divorced No no, no, um, they were both together Uh.
Then I feel like it's usually a divorced parent that's like sure, yeah,
I'm the cool one right now. It wasn't like that your mom's a bitch.
Then um my buddy, Bryan's brother would let us party at his place
kind of outside of time. But that's different though. Yeah that's a brother,
Oh for sure, brother. Yeah. It was like it was it
was rare to even have like a place you could go, like yeah,
where you could drink inside and not worry about getting I remember there was a
whole fucking summer where we just got drunk at Flynn Park and University City.
Because I was the one that thought of it too, I was like,
guys, it's great. It's perfect because the playground is like really really in
the middle, and it's not lit at night, and you can see all
the streets around the park so like if a car comes, like you can
get ready to roll. And there was an egret, a good egress.
That's a good way to just get the funk out of there. Yeah,
didn't involve those three streets, man, Yeah, no, there's not to
think about. You really did we? Uh? We used to do this
thing too on Friday's called we call it Foster's Friday. We get a bunch
of wet beer. Yeah, we get a guy that worked buddy of mine
worked at the Nissan cleaning cars, and uh, the only other people we
were in high school, right, so the only other people working on in
the car detail team in the Ocala Nissan were all like convicts, right,
so buy your beer and over buys beer. Yeah, for sure. They'd
also like throw drugs up in a tree whenever cops came around to get their
cars detailed. So that was pretty cool too. But um, yeah,
no, so we'd get Foster's beer because we didn't know what to buy,
Like, yeah, we just fill up drive around town. And the best
part about drinking in parks too is sometimes you would just stumble across booze like
more. I would find like a thirty rack like Dug under Leaves, I
would find like bottles of vodka. Like you know, you go into sixth
Half Park where I live in really township and never know what you're gonna stumble
into white trash, pill squirrels were you living around? Dude? I found
a two thirty racks of natty when I was fourteen at Hutchinson Park and they
were skunked a ship. But we didn't know better. We're fourteen. We
didn't care. No, he didn't care. We drank by the creek.
Yeah, they're probably warm. It was cold out. Well, they're pissed
warm. It was fourth of July. Yeah, they're probably from the fourth
of July before. Yeah, it was like a squirrel, like some fucking
piece of shit. Kid either odeed or forgot where he left his And this's
all coming back to me right now because I've never thought about this since it
happened. This is now the episode called Ghosts of Our Path. Yes,
the history of drinking in parks, well, it's relevant only in so much
as I will one day drink in the park known as Gettysburg. Oh yeah,
for sure we will be drunk there. What do you drink chasing They're
not gonna let you bring a fucking thirty rack. So what I'm saying,
if we make like a cocktail or something, what do you make it to
chase ghost at Gettysburg? What's your your drink of choice? Well, I
gotta be coherent ish, so it's gonna have to be probably like a ranch
water situation. I think you just go straight whiskey. Yeah, that will
make me X. That won't make me. Give me the double X,
give me the triple X. Three X is on that I'm not a pussy.
Well, next up is where we're gonna broadcast from, and let me
tell you're gonna need some triple X. This ship. Well, I don't
believe it goes because I knew, Oh we finally got that answer. Yeah,
I knew you wouldn't, but you will after we broadcasting. Well,
I think they're like just peek into another demension. I don't think they're like
you think it's like a time kind of Yeah, I think it's just like
a time rip. It's a it's like an overlap. Yes, yeah,
yeah, I can actually buy into that a lot more than I do.
Like there's a spirit lingering around, Like like, imagine how fucking boring the
afterlife would be if you're just like, oh, I gotta do the same
ship for three hundred years. Someone needs to find a gold ring in a
field and not can be so I gotta be buy this lighthouse. That's fucking
stupid. So I would say that the emotional energy and sudden death blah blah
blah creates the rip. So that's dumb. One could be a could B
B B COULDBC whatever. Next up, this is where we're gonna broadcast from
Devil's Den, which is already gonna be a terrible idea based on what I'm
about to tell you. What was the name of the general we talked about
in my episode? Was it rosen Craze your episode? Yeah? I do
remember General William Rosenkraz. Yeah that's right. Uh oh no, what No,
that was not him. That's a Shakespeare character. Yeah, no,
there is. There was a General Rosenkranz. Uh General Guildenstein, Yeah,
General Gildenstein. Nope, wasn't him either. Look it up. I can't
do this right now. I gotta do my own thing, do your episode.
I gotta do my episode here. Uh So, Devil's den is is
haunted as fuck? And no, can you explain what Devil's Den is?
So, Devil's Den was an area of fighting in Gettysburg where the general we
talked about, who dude, like, somebody looked at I was gonna dry
me and say, no, you've just finished your episode. That all right?
Um? He moved his troops forward, we talked about it, moved
him and loved him up into the wheatfield and the peach orchard or whatever.
And his line got fucking smashed by the Confederates, right, and they had
to start with drawing and they that kind of went through It's like a geographical
area. It's a small, rocky geographical It's not like so there's a place
outside of my hometown called Devil's Den and it's like a cave structure. Yeah.
Yeah, there's a couple of places called Devil's Dead. Yeah, this
is this was called named Devil's Den because locals and like the eighteen thirties or
something thought there was a big snake that lived there and they called the snake
the devil. I want to know how big the snake wasn't they said ten
to fifteen feet. That's a big sam Yeah, there was probably not a
python. No it wasn't George Mean that was an overall commander. It was
a subordinate of his h silesile it was yeah, yeah, that was it.
So Sickles moved his men out. Uh, they got fucking smashed by
the Confederate line. They were completely exposed. They had to kind of do
a holding action in part of Devil's Dinner something like that. The fighting was
brutal, really confusing, and really intimate. These are huge rock formations.
They kiss, Uh, somebody probably kissed somebody just like a soft just two
guys who they're about to die to comrades. They throw a tongue in Uh
sounds indecent for the day. Yeah, probably, Yeah, Yeah, just
put their man mouths on each other's. When I kiss the man, we
don't use tongue, No, we use penis. Yeah, then he kind
of gay if I used my tongue when I was kissing my buds or is
it gay? Did not use tongue to kiss your homies. Let's just move
on. Whatever makes whatever is more insecure, is the gay or one?
It's a real catch twenty two right right, are the least the least gay
thing you can do is the most gay thing you can do? Exactly?
Yeah, So like being straightest the gayest? Yeah? Yeah, like me
getting me bottoming for all three guys in here is the straightest thing I could
do because I just like comfortable with himself. I just don't care. Yeah,
he's a fucking confident straight man. He's exuding confidence as bottoms for everyone.
Yeah, Whereas like if he was like, no, I wouldn't do
that. Man, it's fucking gay. That'll make him pretty good. Yeah,
you're a gay beta mail cut. Yeah, it's like, oh,
you can't handle a couple of das. Yeah, like, oh, calm
calm, do you calm down? Like just be yourself, Like you want
to do it, but you're insecure. Yeah. Yeah, your insecurity makes
you look you want to do it no matter what. You might as well
just do it right, Yeah, own it. Uh So, I mean
it was this the boss ass bitch your boss, that's bottom. Ye.
So anyway, the fighting was awful. It was sharpshooters, close range,
cannon fires, a fucking mess, a ton of casualties on each side.
It was. I mean, it's probably the second most infamous area in the
whole battlefield, behind a little round top, which is what led up to
that battle. This led up to that battle. Anyway, the area,
it's probably one of the most infamous combat sites in American history, to be
honest. Not a place you wanted to be then or now. Oh the
spooky guy came back. Yeah, he came back for that. Nice.
If you really want to believe in ghosts, is the place you go.
A common theme for visitors at Devil's Den. And this has been the case
for decades, so it's not like, oh, you're getting shitty service.
Yeah, right, Like this has been the case before cell phones even is
that they're electronics will randomly malfunction and glitch out when they're in the immediate area,
but start working perfectly again as soon as they leave. That includes like
cameras, like and it's things that have to do with Yeah didn't someone didn't
you just say to you that I think it was a friend of ours,
like she was outside the lollery house and that also happened. Yeah, yeah,
like she was right, but that was her cell phone though. Sure,
I mean, New Orleans not the best cell service in the world,
but I mean it's it is a pretty common thread that electronics supernatural or like
heavier spiritual location energy. Yeah, there's different energies, a lot of spirits
and the Bermuda Triangle. Uh maybe a lot of people die there, so
you never know. Uh. There's actually side note ghost story that I actually
was just in a haunted place recently. That's that's so much haunting that it's
actually not haunted. It just all cancels out. Yeah yeah, no,
actually everyone's a ghost. Yeah, so's yeah. Yeah, it was just
me there, me and my wife. Everyone else was a ghost. Yeah,
um, no, I was. There's a ranch outside of town here
called Star Hill Ranch, um, and they like relocate old houses and stuff
too. The ranch just they do, like they film movies and stuff out
there too. One house though, it is like really really really old,
and the woman died in the room there, and like I did walk into
her bedroom and the air felt like I normally don't buy into this ship at
all, but like, uh, I walks into the room. I was
like, man, it's like weird in here, Like I just feel weird.
And he's like, oh, this room's haunted. By the way,
it's like oh shit, okay, Like yeah, this feels strange. It
feels a little haunted. No, I felt like white headed. It's probably
a leaky pipe. I was gonna say, either that's where the carbon monoxide
leaks, right, like, yeah, it's haunted. I don't know this
room's haunted. There is also the carbon monoxide pipe with the hole in it,
but we think the ghost did that. What if that just explains every
ghost story ever. Car monoxide would probably explain a lot of them. No,
but that's but then that's all you have to do. It's like shouting
qui bono whenever you're just mad about something, who benefits. It's just like
it's just like no, no, no, there was a gas leak,
but who leaks the gas? It wouldn't have been a human, couldn't have
been a ghosts ghost leak that gas. Oh you're selling tickets to this house?
Okay, okay, interesting. Yeah, the air is just a little
it's just just a little less air. It's cold in this one spot under
the event. That's weird, spooky event, Dan, Why don't you believe
in ghosts? He said, He explained it. He thinks I just think
it's I think that's actually perfectly about Like we don't understand space time more than
anyone fucking thinks we do. And yeah, I think there's perfectly it's perfectly
likely that all realities exist on top of each other, like there's a good
chance that any of that could bleed over like we do. But and it
would take strong energy. I've done psychedelics, man, Yeah, I've seen
other places. I've seen other demandions. Did you probably have to sit through
that type of explanation pretty soon? Again, I've seen shapes. Yeah,
colors ill became ships and ships became colors. Uh no, it's not you.
Sounds like me. No, it does sound like it was night U.
So a common theme for Devil's Down, like I said, as an
electronics fuck up or whatever. Uparitions are seen sometimes as well, including an
especially ragged soldier who is shoeless and has a big floppy hat. This man
they figured out it's probably from the First Texas based on his description. Uh,
shoeless with a big floppy hat. There was more than that. That's
just Johnny Apple. Johnny Appleseed haunts Appalachia. But yeah, that he often
gives directions telling people to leave be like nope, you need to go that
way, just to get him the fuck out out of Devil's Den. Yeah,
essentially, what if Johnny Appleseed was just the most inconvenient ghost who's just
planting apple seeds everywhere into like trees where you don't want a treaty grow like
not that Johnny's right by my foundation. Oh yeah, it's too close to
your Foundation's just ruining your house. Yeah no, I uh, so you
got this guy telling people to get out of Devil's den right. Yeah,
not like evil or anything, just like he's not like leave, He's like,
oh, y'all need to go that way? Yeah, nope, wrong
way? You need to go that way? Is he insistent if you keep
going? I don't know. It's just a bad direct. We'll find out
when he shows up at three am. It's a directional yallity to go that
way. We're like, shut up, you fucking ghosts. You want to
get on the podcast? Bro? Yeah? You know what the podcast.
It's like the radio. You read the radio is fuck, it's because you
died like an idiot. You know. You have some guy that runs around
shouting the news in your town. Yeah. I kind of like that that.
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uh anyway, And there's also reports of seeing like a union officer on a
horse, perhaps a general not sickles in the area as well. This is
from the same article that I got the other thing from about the Gettysburg college
kid who saw the same situation that the administrator saw. Like twenty years later.
Jason Lamarreaux, a Gettysburg senior, was skeptical, skeptical of the ghostly
tales and undertook an adventure to Devil's Den. And this is how he explains
it. So, me and my four friends decided to walk to Devil's Den
one spring night at two am. When we got there, we were climbing
on the boulders. There's a huge the boulders like huge, it's like a
rock outcropping and taking pictures and exploring. When I was taking a picture,
my phone shut off out of nowhere, even though it was fifty percent charge.
Then my friend showed us a picture he had taken and it resembled a
ghostly image of a man on a horse. Interesting. So Devil's den is
wild. That is probably one of the two best places to to like do
it from the other one I'm about to talk about. But Devil's den is
is extremely haunted, and that is where that's probably the most extremely haunted place
where it had them, where there was the most like violent and sudden and
like confused death because it was like that was like a transitional part of the
battle almost you know what I mean, it's just chaos. Yeah, it
was a lot more chaotic than like little Roundtop or pick its charge. Because
it wasn't a fixed position. You could say it was a liminal space.
What a liminal space, It's a place of transition. Liminal spaces would be
like there's a night, man, I don't even want to dive into.
This is gonna just like be too heavy. I won't do it. Like,
liminal space is basically your places of transition that give off weird vibes too
at the same time, like like a county jail, like a lobby for
instance, like a really spooky lobby. You know, like there are spaces
you walk into where it's just eerie, like an airport, or something like
that, like a really empty airport or you know, like the hotel pool
at night when no one's there, like's you're not there forever, Like Child's
bedroom when he's sitting up and speaking aromaic to me. I really don't like
that he does that already. He keeps going jude in at me. I
don't know what the deal is with that. Spits hot acid, spit at
me. Not great, Yeah, no, but I mean like it's kind
of interesting though too, where it's like a ghosts or temporarily for instance on
Earth. So they're a liminal creature or liminal entity, right, and then
like Devil's Den, it was a period of it was a space on the
battlefield that wasn't fixed, like it wasn't planned to be there is there was
motion through it. Yeah, so that would actually make sense that was the
most haunted, just because mass confusion and then leading into haunting like they're like
they're still somehow if a battlefield could be more confusing and terrifying than a normal
battlefield. Yeah, okay too. Also just a further explanation of liminality as
well, Like you know when you you that where limbo comes from. No,
that's limbuh liminal like actually limbo might actually it could be. I don't
know. That's a good but it's not really transitionary that you just get stuck
there. Yeah, but you're waiting in limbo. So when you go through
fraternity initiation rituals, there is a point where you're not a pledge or a
brother. Yeah. The ceremony that you're in is a liminal space. You
create that space of transition as well, and it's supposed to be held in
higher regard, like it's more sacred when you're in that space. That's why
it's holy. Uh. Baptism is a liminal ritual between being dirty when you
get freaked out by the robes. Yes, yes, exactly, Yes,
the robes they're big one. That's a big part of liminality. You're like,
oh, cold sealment of identity. I'm in the clan. Yeah.
No, I think that's interesting though, that that would make sense why it's
such a high energy space. There's so much transition that happened there. Yeah,
from life to death. What color were your robes, dude, we
kind of just patchwork that shit. I think they were like purple. Yeah,
we used to do so we had to like go in individually, one
by one, and we'd always fun with the historian, who is the guy
who'd answer to the door and let you had to go person by person and
you had to do like all this bullshit. It was spurt to get into
ritual and it was born as shit. So we just fuck with him all
the time. And we do like the world's tallest brother who we'd stacked each
other on top of our like three brothers on top of our shoulders. With
the robes. Suppose we'd have other people shake through other people robes and pretty
much if you were a historian, you were the worst brother. Oh dude,
we didn't have that. We just fuck with you all day. Yeah,
it's like Elder Statesman was worst. It's like a secretary no one cares
about. Right, we must uphold the traditions. Yeah, yeah, I
was. I was of the opinion, and I was I tried to lead
this movement in the fraternity that we should just ban all tradition. We should
should get rid of all the ritual, ship new ritual every year, no
ritual, no zero ritual. A group of guys because we had we had
to run out a fucking Mason Lodge and it costs a lot of money.
Oh, we just did our shop, just did in our chapter house.
It was a waste. Yeah, we just did in dumb don't you have
makes it more fun? No? It doesn't, Yes it does. It
literally does. Yeah, that's literally like the pomp and circumstances. Why you're
just twenty bros living together, which I'm fine with. That's what I signed
up for. Oh my god. Anyway, Yeah, I care about the
brotherhood and what this means. Man, I care about tradition. Yeah,
I'm not living up to the ideals of my religion or my fraternity, but
it still makes it more interesting than just like, Hey, we're twenty guys
in the help. And what does DSP mean? What? What does DSP
mean? What? What does it mean? What do you mean? Was
it mean? I know your letters stand for something? What does it mean
to signify? Yeah? But what do those mean? And nothing? Really?
They don't stand for anything. No interesting, stand for nothing, fall
for anything. Yeah That's where I'm at. Anyway. Next up, we
have another liminal place, a spooky spot. It's a hotel for the living
and the death. Now do you want me to like throw in Lightning Transition
series. That would be amazing. Actually, I don't have the patience to
do that. Yes, to find like we don't have anybody right in the
time stamps. I'm not doing that. Daniel, appreciate the story. This
quick story before we get into the Ghost. The cash Town Inn is located
in Cashtown, Pennsylvania. Get out. Really it was built in seventeen ninety
seven. Now, the inn is not named for the town. The town
is named for the inn. No, they named the fucking town after a
hotel. The end's big enough, you might as well make it a town.
Yeah. So apparently, uh, this is this is this ind is
on like a main road right in Pennsylvania. Do not make sense. There's
a town that is currently on fire and has been on fire for about forty
years. Now, what do you mean it's on fire? But the fuck
are you talking coal mine underneath which has been on fire. Cool? That's
nightmare shit. Um, it's literally the Simpsons tire fire. Yeah, I'm
not kidding. There's a real town in Pennsylvania. It's just it's like,
do not go there. That's how I feel want most to Pennsylvania, including
Philadelphia, at this point, to be quite honest. I might still give
State College and Pittsburgh a chance, but Pittsburgh's pretty tight. Pittsburgh is not
tight. It's not Pittsburgh is just straight up like Oliver Twist. What Oliver
Twist? It's an orphan no, Like when you think of Oliver Twists,
you think of like just a black and white just like grungy, shitty city.
That's There's more culture in the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh than all of
Philadelphia. So Andy warholl also sucks. What the fuck are you talking?
You're talking about? He served rich people triptics for tons of money. Andy
Warhol was the worst. He's the fucking fat Jew. Oh. I kind
of like that of his time. He just stole other people's work and just
stopped his name on it. He was a fucking thief, he fucking like.
I hate Andy Warhol Man. No credit. This Uh, this episode
is gonna age really poorly when people just fully forget who the fat Jew is?
All right, Jerry, remember he actually he's a meme stealer. Actually
forgot time, actually forgot who the fat Jew was was, Like do you
think anywhere all was a fat Jewish guy like that? Really confused about the
same guy. Bro, Like I get Instagram and what I want to whatever
usay two point zero on Catalina Island, the fat jew was doing stand up
there in one of the pizza player I like just went in to get food
because everything was free. What how bad? Was awful? He was awful?
I was like, who is this guy? God damn, Like I'm
trying to eat a fucking free at least as a personality, like the fuck
Jerry dude. Yeah, that's just a total He's a total fucking there no
personality. Oh no, not anyway. The cash town in You'll like this
as a Pennsylvania You'll like this is you'll like this actually just as you It's
what I really mean. The end's not named for the town, like I
said, is named the town was named for the end apparently. And it's
on a main road, right. The end is literally like on a road,
not like, oh yeah my house is on a road, like it's
on top of the road. Well, it's in the road almost. I
mean it's because back then it's there's no sidewalks, tway it like it is
it is an inch off the road, like it's kind of like hilariously uncomfortably
close to the road. Um anyway, Uh, it's and then the road
was like a main thoroughfare back in the day. The owner was either kind
of an asshole or a pragmatist, depending on how you look at it.
It's kind of a fine line, I would say. Uh. Back then,
people would pay for staying in, either through barter or working it off,
or cash or maybe like a credit through a bank, if there was
like some way to do that back which there were ways to do that.
Um, but this guy who owned this hotel was like, no, cash
only. Fuck, you don't do my dishes, don't give me a juggie,
your triple X liquor give me fucking cash. I don't fucking stay.
That's very Pennsylvania then, Yeah, cash only business trying to hide, you
know, hide some money from the irs. Yeah. Absolutely. It feels
like it'd be easier to hide things in the IRS if you were just paid
in things. You could say you distilled yourself. No why, I don't
know, but yeah, So this guy took cash only. So the rep
spread in the place was called cashtown because literally one asshole the inn, Like
I said, it's along the main road leading to Gettysburg. The Confederates went
right down that road toward Gettysburg Lee Longstreet. Number of other famous generals stopped
in there to chill or get water. There was what I forget. I
think it was Yule. He was like kind of sickly and he just needed
a clean place to like sit for a while, because that's what you did
when you were sick back then. Yeah, needed some clean air debris and
not be sitting in mud or something like that. Pretty much. Yeah,
I've got too much horse dander in my nostrils and in my scars and in
my wounds. Yeah, yeah, not to countless other soldiers also went in
and out of their staff. Not probably not a lot of privates and NCOs
or anything like that. But I think they have those black shirts that just
said staff, I do not. I do not. You can go anywhere
with those, yeah, by the way, but I don't think that happened
there. That's a good investment, by the way. If you want and
a hard hat, yeah yeah, get it anywhere, get a staff if
you have, honest to God, if you have a hard hat, a
hard hat and a neon best and a clipboard, you're getting in most it's
pretty universe. Yeah. Yeah, no one's asking questions. I need to
get in here now. Are you going to regret it? Yeah, don't
even be specific on why. Yeah, it's not always broad as broad as
possible. Yeah, and confident Yeah, like you're not wrong, you couldn't
possibly be wrong. And if you can't pull that off, get a lanyard.
Yes, well, the same thing, same same thing. Yeah.
Uh so one apparition, in particular at the cash Town in just a normal
Confederate soldier wanders the second floor. The ends owner says that everyone has described
the exact same thing over the course of decades, like independent of a story,
the same same looking guy whatever. Uh. The ghost is most active
in room four. One woman actually left the end because she woke up to
the soldier sitting in a chair across from her bed just looking at her and
say, anything rocking, rocking, cranking, he's cranking. I feel like
he's probably cranking. He's definitely cranking. He's a soldier old enough, it
doesn't matter. He's cranking. He's cranking. He was cranking. And also
back then is there an age limit? But also like come on, think
about it, like think about like Civil War era women versus what women look
like. Now, that's my god. He was like, am I beating
off to an angel? Also, that's probably not talked about enough. You
go to the Gettysburg Museum, the field and everything, why don't they just
talk about how much soldiers are probably cranking a lot of cranking. It's a
lot of unborn lives spilled on that field. People don't understand. Um,
probably how much masturbation occurred to Getsburg. I think there was probably more loads
blown than deaths on the battlefield. Man, blow your load. So that's
almost certain to be true because they were officially seventy five hundred deaths, So
they're fifty one thousand casualties they fucking laugh. But most of that is the
number yea loads. There were two hundred thousand people fighting there, so the
seventy do you think happened the night before the battle started? Right? Yeah,
so each soldier twice a day. Yeah, that's think of all those
loads, it's like eight hundred thousand, all those what did the fields really
run? What color with wasn't read? Really really sticky? Yeah? The
sticky battles like going to a movie theater. Yeah, there's more spider webs
in the set. M Oh yeah, okay, talked about come. Uh
yeah. So anyway, guests complain. One thing that's interesting, this is
another place I want to stay. This is the place I will actually want
to stay. Oh, we should definitely stay in room four when we yeah,
all three of us in one bed. Yes, yeah, and then
that I'll be cranking it. Yeah, well we have to, you know,
so crank it. Well, we gotta live like we for the time,
So crank it. Oh, lucky Pier, Yeah, who's lucky?
Yeah? Who is the Lucky Pierre? Whoever books the room? Okay?
Yeah, okay, okay, all right, let's do it. Really yeah,
I can't do it. I got a kid. Might I need to
keep my card open? So what an't you probably gonna have to be Lucky
Pierre. It's gonna be me, isn't it. What I'm saying is I'm
receiving only right, Okay, that's right, right, right, you know
that makes sense. Okay, Hey, let's let them finish. Let's let
them finish. Just trying to pour drink here, fellas. Uh So,
anyway, guess one thing that's interesting is guests complain about loud banging on their
doors at night, and sometimes it's like sometimes it's just depends on the situation.
Well, now you just what I do. It took it. It
took down some of the hard work. Lights turn on and off, doors
lock on their own, which fuck that one. That's that is scary.
Yeah, that one. I don't hear about lights. I don't care about
knocks and bangs locks. What are you talking like? If something if if
something locks the door on you. There's imposing its for There's people that do
that on the weekend for fun. It's called an escape room. There's a
different Okay, so here's the thing you might not have heard of it.
It's called consent. Dan. You are consent. You you sign up for
that right when a ghost does it to you. Although actually at this point,
when you stay at Cashtown and you're kind of consenting to whatever happens,
we at this point is it's like, yeah, like a back if you
stay it somewhere that's haunted, that's a little bit the equivalent of like,
yeah, y'all can stay in this building. I just want you know.
There's there are eight piste off wild dogs. We can't get them out.
They we just live here. We don't know what rooms they're in, they
move around, they move around mostly nocturnal, and you could stay here and
we will have breakfast ready in the morning. We're happy to have you.
I'm just telling it past. The dogs will have a great breakfast. Yeah,
I'm just telling you days eight piste off wild Dogs. So what is
the disclaimer at the cash on It's like, hey, just let you know.
Doors lock on their own. There might be a ghost cranking it room
four. We don't know. We can't fix it. Yeah, if you
like, as long as you know that going in, as long as you're
not like pulling over in your car and it's like oh finally an in you
know what I mean, And like they don't tell you, like just say
you know this as a haunt of Gettys were good. Like if you're going
to the cashtown in because you're like, oh it's hunted and gettysburgy, you're
consenting to whatever that ghost does. Sure, sure, sure, sure,
you know. I don't know if the woman in room four who was getting
cranked to really knew what she was getting into, but we know we got
to cancel that ghost. Yeah, he was showing a little Louis c k
action there but we're canceling that ghost. It wasn't old blown Bobby Brown who
fucked a ghost allegedly. Oh god, dude, I forgot about that.
That's weird. Making love to a ghost? Is that? Is that cheating?
Yes? I think so. It's a spirit. I have long thought,
by the way we taught it this earlier, but I didn't give my
opinion on this. The way you react to a ghost is you you whip
your dick out, and I'll tell you why, because a ghost is essentially
trafficking on your discomfort, and there's no way to prove you're more comfortable than
to whip your fucking dick out. Dude, that's the ghost. Oh come
on, yeah? Yeah, then the ghost leaves the ghostle oh no,
it's balls in his court. What if he responds, yeah, what if
he cups your balls in a positive manner? Then you kiss it? You
tonue kiss it the ghost? Yeah again, Bobby Brown made love to the
ghost. Patrick Sweezy. That shit. I don't think fucking a ghosts cheating
because it's not a real person. Well it was fucked up, dude,
It was no more so you So what you're saying is what it You could
have sex with a ghost and you're coming and in it and like you're doing
it. You're doing all this stuff and you're loving it in front of your
girlfriend, and she would have no right to be upset. It's just to
kind of be like, damn, stop sucking that ghost, because you're essentially
jacking off because it's a dead person. You're using it. Yeah, you're
just using a you know, a spirit fleshlight as a fleshlight essentially. Okay,
so a dead person is inanimate, but it's spirits not inanimate. Spirit
is animate, the body would be the body might be a flesh light.
If you're an acrophiliac, that makes more sense. We're talking about purely spirit,
purely the ghost. I'm over this one, guys. Or does anybody
in the bed sheet? Really? Yeah? Anyway, we'll go on with
it. That's what I was waiting for couples. Couples have also reported returning
to their rooms and finding their luggage packed. That's hilarious. Yeah, like
they're just like get out, but now like no one's like get out.
They're just like really politely pleased, we packed your backs. Yeah. One
couple reported that they heard continuous knocking on their door and footsteps in their room.
Finally, when the knocking stopped, the footsteps walked right up to the
bed. Then their mattress started shaking and it lays on like imprint or whatever.
Someone sitting on the mattress and someone grabbed the woman's shoulder. The activity
increases around the anniversary of Gettysburg. And just so you know that last story,
I found it in an article, and then randomly I came across reviews
for the cashtown in online and article got that story from a review of the
cashtown In. Let's hear it. For the past few years, my husband
and I have stayed at the cash town in and we love it. Just
to say, just to say in such a beautiful and historic place is one
of the many things that made us come back. Jack and Maria were the
perfect host. Blah blah blah blah. I highly recommend to anyone who's looking
for a getaway. Oh they Oh, this actually my favorite part for this
one. We didn't have too many ghosts experiences, but that's okay. So
they were haunted, but not to a level that rose to what they were
hoping for. Uh yeah, there's a little bit of an apparition like,
oh, something pulled my hair in the shower, but I didn't get a
full apparition, like I definitely like disillusioned. Ghost Hunter. Yes, the
afterlife was confirmed to me, but not in a way I wanted. It
wasn't like scary. There were there I certainly learned, like without a doubt
that there is there are other dimensions, but just not in a way that
I would have hoped. It just wasn't cool. Yeah, so what was
the rating? These are? These all got five stars. Another one is
after seeing cash Town in on Ghost Hunters and Kindred Spirits, I wanted to
stay there. It did not disappoint. It's a cute B and B with
lots of history. Stayed in the ap Hill room, which was great coffee
bed, nice bathroom, and heard tapping in footsteps during the night. Exclamation
point. Breakfast was delicious. The host was just out just like tapping.
Yeah. Well, first off, most of these people probably wouldn't dare come
out while the tapping is going on, right, so yeah, it really
is. The guy can just walk up and who there's creaking, and then
there's like knock knock, and then like he just walked up there. He's
like fucking it. Also, how old is this in old things Settle Constant?
It's it is not even the eighteen hundreds, late seventeen. Yeah,
there the tapping and rasping on wood, like unless you have you've been a
ghost beating off is certainly a ghost beating off. Yeah, that's that's beyond
reasonable doubt. I'm seeing like that's just the groundskeeper. Actually, he just
creeps in the window over before. There's nothing better than though, then grounds
keeping somewhere haunted. Yeah, you get beat off to whoever you want.
Yeah, child child molesters notoriously love groundskeeping at older schools. And that is
that a Season one true detective reference kind of yeah, it kind of is
yeah, yeah nice yeah yeah, but like for those who haven't ever been
in a very old building, like I'm talking to that old Yeah, they
make weird noises always, yeah, all the time. Doesn't mean it's not
haunted. It could be. No, but a lot of weird noises.
So yeah, Cashtown in that's where we're staying when we do our Gettysburg.
I'm actually more excited about the Cashtown. We're gonna broadcast live from there too.
That's fine. Yeah, and I think our goal should be to crank
off the ghost. It's like, you need some help finish in there,
but right, yeah, we take the power in our hands. Yeah,
and then we just chu, come, come, come. The episode it's
just like this never happens episode will be titled the Last Shot Fired at Gettysburg.
Wait, what if we help him? What if we help him the
cranking ghost finish and that's what sends him onto the afterlife and we ruin that
whole experience. Finally, you can't let him or better yet, we get
them super close to that next level by edging him. We edge the ghost
so I could see the light and no, you can't done enjoy those blue
ghost the whole families right there at the end of the tunnel cover to us.
Wilfred, I'm trying to come. It's like, no, this is
this is a fun bit for me. Yeah. I can't wait for my
parents to listen to this eude. Yeah, my mom listens to every single
way. I think my dad listens now if he figured out the podcast app
which so fifty fifty on that. Um. Next up we have the Loser
Ghost. I didn't even make up a fucking thing for this. It's just
this ghost is just a fucking loser, dude. Yes, I'm sorry I
did write a ghoulish line for this. Our next tale of Terror is about
a phantom who doesn't fuck. Oh now we're getting into high I like this.
This episode is making a turn from highbrow shit. So basically, this
is a loser ghost doomed to not go to parties. Cool. Uh,
there's an off campus house that Gettysburg College kids live at. Um, you
know, just like a normal off campus, shitty off campus hue of course.
Um. This house was built before the battle, but had additions built
on in the twentieth century. Um, so one night, like a ton
of other nights. I think this was in the nineties, probably because they're
in the eighties because that's when this fucking special came out where I got it
from. There was a party there and everyone was, you know, drinking,
blah blah blah. Getysburg College is actually I've heard that Gatesbork College is
actually pretty fun. Cool, It's it's interesting. But I have had a
plan to go, so yeah, yeah we'll rage there. We'll rage it
like a Gettysburg College. Uh uh bar one night whatever they're harpos or I
will go to that whatever their balls or harpos or what was your college bar?
It was multiple, but what was the famous ones? Harpos? Like
the library and which doesn't exist library? The Vanni's two every every t oo,
every school Librarybaryca lounge, Yeah deca lounge. Library isn't the whole joke
of that. It's like, no, Mom, I spent that money at
the library, which is stupid because it's like, how would you spend one
hundred dollars at the library. Well, you would never spend one hundred dollars
at nights library to begin with, even twenty dollars. Twenty dollars, you're
getting fucked up. I was gonna say, like balls, Balls bookstore.
Also Ball's Balls bookstore by the way, right, um, so same thing.
Yeah balls, if you're dropping twenty bucks, you're blackout drunk, will
leave in that place. Yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot how much college
stuff cost for a second. But either way, I'd be like, how
are you spending Why are you spending twenty dollars at the library. I guess
someone could just be like, oh, coffee, it's the coffee shop.
It just it just shows up at the library. So I guess it makes
sense whatever. Anyway, one night like coming to night, so there's a
party at this house. People were getting drunk whatever. A girl who was
at the party looked down a hall towards the back of the house, which
was the part of the house that was built on top in the before the
battle, right, and she saw a young man looking at the party down
the hall and he was like at the edge of this door frame and it's
like he couldn't go past that. I couldn't go past his door frame and
that, and he was looking out at the party and crying. I just
wanted to can see the tears in his eyes and all this stuff. That's
the saddest ghost story up. He wasn't invited to the party. You think
there was just some chat at the door frame, like, yo, who
do you know here? Yah? Right, there was what chad ghost?
He died in the part of the house that was built in the nineteen thirties.
Bro, she can't come in, but like you yeah, dude,
Uh, it was really weird to her. She was like, what the
fuck is going on? He was dressed weird too, obviously because he didn't
get bid. He didn't get a bid to that. No, Yeah,
well, he got a bid. We didn't get a bid to heaven that
he didn't get a bit anywhere. You guys being college aged stuck at a
party you can't go to, right, Well, he's not a college dage.
Apparently, this is probably a drummer boy. Oh no, but not
like you, not like probably sixteen something like that. The worse that's pure
hell yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, there there's ever a ghost that was
cranking it. Yeah, but it was really weird to this chick. So
she went up to one of the She went up to one of the guys
that lived there, and she was like, um, there's a person down
the hallway. She didn't realize it was a ghost. She's like, he's
like crying, he won't come out, like you have a weird roommate or
something. And he was like, oh, oh, you see him too.
Yeah, we all it's a ghost that lives here, like we don't
fucking know, like like he just always shows up. And it's like it's
kind of a buzz kill. Yeah, Like that's the most fraud answer ever.
It's like, oh you see him? God? Fuck yeah, Like
five, Jeremy, we get it. You can't party with us, Yeah,
partying in that room. Yeah, you want to go back to my
my room and go see the little drummer boy guest? Yeah, fuck a
fish chank. Yeah, I want to see the ghost of my room.
Yeah, dude, I gotta ghoest my room. He won't watch this.
If I tell him not to, he might crank it in the corner.
He'll he'll do it. He'll do it invisible. If you want beats,
he's he was a drummer boy. Yeah, it's got us. It's tied
fiddle played snaps like he's got song with that drawn but like we could have
do what do you want to hear? Bad cups? Cups from Pitch Perfect?
He likes. He likes Pitch Perfect. You haven't seen it. I
fucking play it all the time on this fucking TV all he knows his taps
fuck all right with taps so bad? He really knows taps. Fuck?
Oh sorry, Yeah, I go fuck another guy with the ghost in his
room. You don't fucking have one. Everyone's got one and ghost called Yeah,
it's like actually that's a diamond. Yeah, fucking Steve Scotts. It's
way cooler. He has a fucking play fucking flute. He also has a
Fleetwood mac poster and he can play anything on it. He fucking learned the
music. Your guys the bit she cried, like in Harry Potter, how
they all have little um house ghosts, house elves ghost that every everybody getting
his Berg college has a house ghost slip. It's like Hogwarts, except they're
all murdered, although actually a lot of the Hogwarts goes for murder too.
So yeah, um so yeah. He was like, I don't know,
man, he's just fucking here. Yeah. Uh it was fine. That
story, just cracking the h Yeah. Uh yeah, it's like, yeah
anything the last one. I this story is really funny. Me. I
enjoy it, mostly because it happened during the filming of the movie Gettysburg.
Yeah. Um. One of the biggest scenes in that film obviously recreates one
of the biggest parts of the battle, which is uh Chamberlain's twentieth Maine uh
and his little round his stand on little round top, uh stopping the Confederate
advance, possibly saving the United States of America and winning the Civil War and
freeing a lot of slaves in the process by not collapsing his line, not
collapsing on that hill which it probably should have. Um, so, huge
part of that movie. And if you don't know anything about the movie Gettysburg,
um, I like the book better. What's the book called gettys It's
not. It is based on a Pultzer Prize winning book though by Michael Schara.
Yeah that's why I'm meant. Yeah, yeah, Michael Sarah's really got
it a lot of arranged share share. It's called The Killer Angels and it
actually is an excellent book. I would recommend reading it. Oh so it
wasn't the guy from super Bad. No, No, I don't know that
he was about even when the book was written. In fact, he definitely
wasn't. It was written in the seventies. New Scott Pilgrim what Yeah,
yeah, Ok, all right, great more movie reverence is perfect. Uh
So, anyway, they were filming a little round top. The movie used
a ship ton of extras, Like it was just like literally calling every Civil
War extra. Yeah, there's two hundred thousand people there. They brought as
many civil war extras as they could into the town to shoot his movie or
the course of however the fucking long they shot it. Um So, one
day after the shooting or whatever, um, these two Union soldiers, reenactors
or whatever. We're still on little round top kind of milling around, looking
around. Oh cool, we're in one of the most famous Civil War battlefield.
Has that ever fucking existed? U in one of the most famous spots
on that famous battlefield. And another reenactor comes up to them and is like,
a hell of a fight today, boys, and they're like, oh,
yeah, yeah, because we filmed the fight. Yeah. And he
the dude like handed him some ammo, you know, like here take you
know, a refill or whatever the fuck he said, and the guys were
like, oh okay. And then um, they hadn't seen him around and
they're like all right, and they he was just like weird and dressed even
more accurately than they were, and he fucked off and they fucked off.
And then they were like, yeah, there was another guy up there handing
out more like blanks for the thing or whatever. And the production was like,
no, there was no one else up there, and they're like,
no, he gave us these. And they ran it by some historians and
they're like, that's Christine Civil War ammo. So a psychopath was pretending to
be a ghost on set and wanted someone to kill someone else. That's what
I'm hearing. Uh, well, there's always I think that's what happened,
or I think I like to believe. It sounds like it was it Bruce
Lee's child, they got shot and bro crow. Yeah, yeah, it
sounds like that kind of I think it's a Dan's time ripple situation. Time
got full rounto itself. A real Civil War soldier handed them real ammo.
How much do you think that amo is worth? It's gonna be worth quite
a bit. Yeah, I mean it was clean clean. Yeah, that's
pretty crazy. Do you think the ghosts had three D printing? So it
wasn't really invented then? But well he's a ghost, he doesn't really as
he could have gone to the future three D printed ammo, then going back
to then and then going back to his time. He was like a lot
of work. Yeah, ghosts, what does the ghost have to do?
Crank it? He's got nothing but time? Yeah, not wrong. Yeah,
but that's all I got today. Boys. As my Gettysburg ghost stories,
my favorite one, I will say is the Loser Costs like the Party.
Oh my god, it's so unfair. I will say it's my least
favorite Christmas movie is Drummer Boy. A little drummer Boy sucks. Dude blows
the first claymation. The song beats most of the Claymation movies are fucking God,
hold your fucking tone. The only good one is Rudolph. Um,
there's meant multiple. Yeah, the only good one is the first one.
That's not true. I like Heat Miser. The woman heats is awful.
No it's not. It's really bad. It's not. It's not. It's
good. Rudolf's good. Uh, but I want to misfit toys. Which
one's that? It's in Christmas? I don't know it, but it's Yeah,
there's ult I think that's the first. Rudolf isn't the first one misfits.
What's your favorite Halloween movie? Favorite Halloween movie? That's a good question.
Now, so there's a lot like specifically about Halloween, or what's my
favorite favorite scary movie? Whatever's your favorite favorite Halloween movie? You throw it
on for Halloween, like I love throwing on for Halloween. I actually do
like Halloween Town. I'm not gonna lie. I think that's a good Disney
movie. What movie's awful? It's really good? Wow, Um it sounds
how you feel rob Yeah, that's bizarre to come from you. I guess
you were like a really little kid when they came out. No, that's
it's more nostalgia than any thing. Um No, like if I mean,
I watched The Shining every year around this time, I don't know. I'm
not against kids' movies. I love hocus Pocus. I'm gonna terrified me as
a child was the original? Omen? Dude? The original is kind of
like at the Baboon Pit. Yeah. Yeah, it's all for you,
Damien, It's all for you, terrified. I love Damian in South Park.
Yeah, same, Yeah, Damien is a great character in South Parks.
Yeah, that's good pretty much. Anytime you throw in the church too,
that that scares the shit out of me, Yeah, dude, because
the Catholic systems terrifying. Now, let's be real, that's why we ruled
the world for so long. Yeah, you still do. Actually, an
empire never fell. Judaism is terrifying too in real life. Hey, just
trying to get more reviews. Yeah, but yeah, well already if somebody
does under isn't on social media. When I said the Fat Show, they
immediately probably thought, oh wowless. Yeah, he's also just historically inaccurate.
That was not fat We're Jewish rash. What'd you guys learn today? Um?
I learned that we're gonna have a fun road trip to go finish a
ghost off. We definitely need to plan ahead, definitely need to get permission.
But yeah, I'd like to stay at that hotel. I would definitely
like to staying at cash Town in will not be hard, that's just a
battery or not. We can record the landing it. No, they won't
care about that either. There's been two ghost shows that probably just drive up
from my house for being real, flying to Yeah, it would be flying
to Philly and then go from there. Oh man, can we stay Baltimore?
Baltimore might be closer, that's not you'd rather stay Dan? Why wouldn't
you just stay in Delco? Yeah? Why why didn't you stay in Delco?
Rob? How many reasons? Why wouldn't you not stay in Delco?
Wind? Go grab a fucking HOGI? Actually that's something? What is a
HOGI is? It's just in It just feels like pills on bread. What?
Well, Yeah, we have an oxycodeine problem big time. And also
I'm one hundred percent certain that Baltimore is closer because it is I'm looking at
a map and that's just like just it passes the fucking site test alone.
DC is closer. Yeah, but you don't get to stay in my hometown.
I guess that's true. Yeah, man, we can like throw batteries
at homeless people. Yeah, like what you wanted to do? You do
in Maryland get crab cakes. Yes, that does sound good. That's dan
what you learn today. I mean I didn't know the story already about the
Gettysburg ghost on set. I think I've heard that similar story before. Yeah.
Um. What I've learned is, uh that I think people are either
you know always. I think my personal opinion is people are probably in a
wrong altered state of mind when they see ghost or that. Yeah, like
there's a carbon monoxide leak. Yeah, but the ghost made the carbon monoxide
leak. We solve that. Ghost benefits. But I think, you know,
so much has happened recently that I really don't think I have a grasp
on life, reality or anything. So, you know what, ghosts could
be very real. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it.
Um. I actually just realized I had a weird experience as a kid with
h I don't know if it was a ghost or not, but I woke
up very early in the morning. Yeah, I heard, really, this
is gonna sound so like textbook someone messing with me, but like no one
else was in the house, like my dad was out to get like breakfast,
and it was just me. Yeah, and I heard someone just going
Jacob gold Man. I don't know if it was like a sleep paralysis thing
that happened for like six or seven times and that's like what the fuck like
ran downstairs. I didn't hear it anymore. It was scary though interesting.
I was like probably eleven. That was probably Dad cranking off in the corner,
saying my name. Yeah, yeah great, not because he's creepy,
it's as he made you, so he's trying to manifest another me. Yeah,
okay, he loved you so much, thinking another one. He was
not there, his truck was gone. Okay, it was I was truly
alone in the house. Or I wasn't, which is even more terrifying.
You probably weren't, yeah, Or it's just like an eleven year old's imagination
running wild, like really hard. Or I think it might have been like
maybe a suppressed memory with a neighbor. At least they were shouting my name.
Yeah, croaking, I mean you were doing it to them, yeah,
which means you were the fucking gay one. Or he was just you
know, at the window. It was in the second story, that's the
thing too. Yeah, no, um, it was. It was definitely
like croakey and old sounding. But I think I chalked it up to you,
like I was still asleep and then when I ran downstairs is actually when
I woke up, because I just all that happened so fast, like I
ran downstairs, but I processed that is I had been awake that whole time.
I think it was a dream, honestly, but just like hyper realistic.
I think we need to bring in a hypnotist to figure this out.
For sure, you guys are gonna make me do weird shit. If you
hypnotized me on air, I will do. If you bring in a hypnotist,
I will be hypnotized on air. Oh man, you gotta set it
up though, Okay, I'll do it one thousand percent. Okay, that
works. Yeah, Well, what else we got in store for Spooky Month?
Do we have any special guests coming? We do not believe we do.
I'm gonna sure. I got a few on the pipeline. It's my
topic, so I'm sure we'll find something. Yeah, weird. I am
trying to get Veronica back for another year year later. Tarroue guard reading.
Can I Dan kay get in on that? What I'd liked that on my
tarot red? Okay, Dan, you can have a joint. She's really
she's really busy right now because she's fishing grad school. So we'll fucking see.
But yeah, it should be a fun spooky month. I get two
topics this month, and I've already narrowed down my next happened last spooky month
too. I kind of hate that and it's hauling hard month. Halloween,
horrormonth Sorry by next next topic for me is either going to be the most
famous or not even the most famous. Just my favorite ghosts from fraternity and
sorority houses across the country. You're crowdsourced that, Tanner, crowdsourced it a
little bit and google it a little bit, or I really want to do
and I might just do this on a normal time. The Lamp Mansion in
Saint Louis has a pretty wild history. One of the most haunted places in
America. So I believe I did a dialog pass incident last spooky month,
Yeah, Halloween, horrormonth there's actually an even weirder Russian incident that happened that
doesn't surprise me. Yeah, I mean, we could honestly do a whole
year on Russia. Yeah, it's a big place with a lot of history.
But I'm thinking about either that or another crazy incident but unexplained obviously.
Cool. All Right, that's all I got for Dan Regester and Jake Goldman.
I'm robbed Fox, and you just got spook Serve