WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.599 --> 00:00:40.759 Super Hey, what's up everybody. It's Laura Kane after dark. How are 2 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:45.039 you surviving this heat? It's is this a heat wave? It's hot. 3 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:51.840 I am hotter than a horror in church eighties nineties. Until next Wednesday. 4 00:00:51.880 --> 00:00:54.520 That's as far as it went, or that's as far as my uh. 5 00:00:54.799 --> 00:00:58.600 You know what happosed to rain this weekend that we were supposed it was. 6 00:00:58.799 --> 00:01:00.840 It was supposed to be thunderstorms, but eighty degrees. But I think that 7 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:03.799 went away. Oh god, I have all week last week. I think 8 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:07.519 that I hope so blew over good. That's what I heard one of the 9 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:14.120 forecasters say. Anyway, when I watched TV on my phone because I don't 10 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:17.319 have cable anymore, and you know what, I miss it a lot, 11 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:19.560 really, yes, I actually do, because I don't like having to search 12 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:22.879 for my shows. I just like them to be there, and I like 13 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:27.000 knowing that I'm watching it while other people are watching it. It's so expensive. 14 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:32.200 It's so expensive for literally stupid, having to watch like twenty minutes of 15 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:34.200 ads every time, you won't watch anything. But I don't watch the news 16 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:38.239 anymore. I don't watch the local news anymore. I know if there's a 17 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:41.760 specific show you want to watch, find the streaming service that has it, 18 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:46.280 Like it's I have literally that easy. I do have all the streaming services. 19 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:49.200 In fact, I probably am paying as much as I paid in Yeah, 20 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:52.159 do you really cable? Just get cable again, get rid of all 21 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:55.680 the stop. The only thing it's probably cheaper to have cable for than a 22 00:01:55.719 --> 00:01:59.519 streaming app is like sports games. But that's literally it. But thank you. 23 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.359 I tuned out at sports Huge Data Sports. This is Eric room of 24 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:07.199 my co host. That was producer Brian Hi. Producer Brian Who's gonna come 25 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:14.439 up with his rebuttal to Eric's talent writer that he talked about on Tuesday's podcast 26 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:17.039 Let's Go Easy on Me. I already said that you didn't have to wear 27 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:23.520 all white. Look, I don't want any special favors because you guys are 28 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:27.080 like buddies or whatever. I want this to be honest, and I wanted 29 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:30.039 to. I want you to look at his point by point and rebut what 30 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:34.120 you think you need to rebut because there was a lot of demands on that 31 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:37.560 thing, I I think the only rebuttal you'll have us You don't want to 32 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:43.680 have to carry me from the at the studio he or taste your food before 33 00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:49.319 you poisonous. See, so you die so he doesn't die. Oh yeah, 34 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:52.439 because that's my top concern is that someone has poisoned Eric's food. I 35 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:54.120 really don't. That's why he wants you to taste it. Well, no, 36 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:58.599 mainly I just want to because see, if you poison me, then 37 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:05.120 there's no shot because the talent. Yeah. So yeah, you'd be screwed. 38 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:07.000 A couple of old people trying to figure out a computer, you'd be 39 00:03:07.520 --> 00:03:13.560 you'd be Yeah, this old thing, rickety bag of bones, rickety bag 40 00:03:13.599 --> 00:03:16.960 of bones. We would fumble our way through the podcast would be so pathetic, 41 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:20.960 awful, Oh my god. If we didn't have Brian, we'd be 42 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:23.280 so screwed. The only people that would be viewing us where it would be 43 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:29.400 people in the like Falkland Islands or everything. I don't know. With me, 44 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:31.759 we would figure out a way that would only be broadcast in the Falkland 45 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:38.039 exactly only there. Okay, we are having a big, giant party on 46 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.199 August seventeenth. It's getting closer, it's less than a month away. Yes, 47 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:46.120 I'm so excited. Starting on Monday, we are going to have a 48 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:50.479 ticket link tickets or twenty dollars to get into into our party. We're having 49 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:54.599 a party because we've been doing this podcast for four years, just under four 50 00:03:54.680 --> 00:04:00.000 hundred episodes we've put out. Can you believe that? Almost four hundred episodes 51 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:02.599 episodes of me putting up with your mouth? Yeah, and a view like 52 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:06.080 slurring your words on a Thursday because you're tired and you're gonna start yawning. 53 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:13.280 Boom, this is don't anyway. We're talking about a party. We're talking 54 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:16.480 about at a party, you guys are supposed to be excited and stop it. 55 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:20.000 It's gonna be an urban bose in a hillcres, the most fun place 56 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:26.120 on earth, and we're gonna help Drag show. We get we're gonna see 57 00:04:26.120 --> 00:04:30.759 Gigi Glitz glam for form, and we also get to see another performer who 58 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:34.720 I love very much. He is so good and then our show live little 59 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:38.920 girl crush on him. I definitely did, because he is one of the 60 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:42.480 drag queens who also sports a little bit of a beard, and I love 61 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:45.439 that look. I love the look where they're like, I know, I'm 62 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:49.399 not covering my little bit of a beard like you would. Yeah, you 63 00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:53.399 would never have put makeup on, No it would take. Okay, how 64 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:59.800 wait for fifteen hundred dollars, I want to spend an hour putting a full 65 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:04.160 some makeup on you? Oh? Just here like you just and take you 66 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:09.600 two most No, for fifteen hundred dollars, you wouldn't do that, not 67 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:15.480 that much money. Twenty five hundred dollars, No, go out in public 68 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.199 and a full face of makeup. Yes, I would do it where they'd 69 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:24.199 be like, look at Laura Kane and her ugly girlfriend. Three thousand? 70 00:05:25.959 --> 00:05:29.199 No, what number? What is it? You have to give me a 71 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:30.959 number. There has to be a number. Ten grand, ten grand grand. 72 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:36.480 That's ridiculous. You are you are ridiculous, Brian, two hundred and 73 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:42.720 fifty dollars. Oh brands. See everybody has a price. Yours is a 74 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:47.680 lower. Okay, find twenty five hundred, fifteen fifteen hundred, fifteen hundred 75 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:50.160 full face of makeup. I know you don't have fifteen hundred, so I'm 76 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:57.639 even going to entertain this conversation. Oh I don't even know what I was. 77 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:01.839 But anyway, our twenty dollars you can't find meet but we will have 78 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:06.079 the all the ticket information sorted out by Monday. But they're twenty dollars and 79 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:15.839 they the money raised goes to the lgbtq I A plus housing project, Sunburst 80 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:17.480 Youth Housing. And I was going to read you a little bit about it, 81 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:23.240 okay, because I did my research and this is really cool. The 82 00:06:23.399 --> 00:06:29.199 Sunburst Use Housing Project provides safe and supportive housing for San Diego's homeless youth, 83 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:36.480 including LGBT and HIV positive youth. A major goal of the housing project is 84 00:06:36.519 --> 00:06:42.279 to ensure that these youth have easy access to needed services that will support them 85 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:46.160 in maintaining stable housing. So that's where this is money is going to. 86 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:50.040 It's a great cause. It's going to be a great time. If you 87 00:06:50.079 --> 00:06:55.839 are an Instagram subscriber, you get special treatment because we're gonna have a VIP 88 00:06:56.360 --> 00:07:00.399 table setup for you. So a few of our suscribers get access to that. 89 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:05.439 We'll tell you how and and early access to tickets. Yes, and 90 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:12.839 you may or may not do a lap dance for them. That's your job. 91 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:20.800 Now, I would like to talk about our sponsor, Jay Wertzler Capital 92 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:27.360 Growth Ink, who have been actively managing client retirement assets for decades, thirty 93 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:30.319 five years to be exact, it's probably thirty six years by now to reduce 94 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:34.959 volatility and to provide consistent income. That's what you want for the rest of 95 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:41.160 your life when you retire especially. That's why I'm going to see him soon 96 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:46.160 August tenth. Oh you have love. Oh my gosh. So what are 97 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:53.040 you hoping? What are you hoping for? Jay's gonna make me some moolah, 98 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:55.959 Like he's gonna shake things up a little bit. Yeah, I think 99 00:07:56.040 --> 00:08:00.399 that. I mean, you probably have a fine you probably have some fine 100 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:03.120 invest investments whatever whatever you have before on one K. I don't know he's 101 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:07.079 gonna tell Eric that he's too much of a penny pincher. I think money. 102 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:09.480 I think he's going to tell him to be a little bit more aggressive 103 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:13.839 with your um investments. How do you feel about that? I don't know 104 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:18.040 how you feel about that, because that Laura can give me financial advice, 105 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:20.639 I know. And that's like what a joke, right where she knows in 106 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:24.000 relationship is just aggressive. You need to be more what's the word aggressive? 107 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:28.199 Yeah, there you go, Yeah, with your assets more bullish. That's 108 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:33.279 bullish. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Well, I'm really 109 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:35.679 happy for you. It's like putting an arsonist in charge of a book of 110 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:41.720 matches. But Jay is the guy that you want to see. He's made 111 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:45.879 so much money for all of his clients through the years. He's worked at 112 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:48.960 Capital Growth Ink this whole time he's been in San Diego. He is awesome. 113 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:52.120 You're gonna love him. I may drag you along with me and make 114 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:58.480 him put you on an allowance. What if that would be conservatorship? Yes, 115 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:01.000 you could be like, we'll make her crazy like Britney. You could 116 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:05.120 be like the elderly Britney Spears. Spears is already kind of elderly. She 117 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:09.919 well to you, not to me, isn't she in her late forties? 118 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:13.480 Late at forties? She just turned forty. Ear Well, her book is 119 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:16.720 coming out. I know her. It's really coming out now. I've already 120 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:20.960 pre ordered it. I think I think she's crazy. Oh, it's gonna 121 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:26.200 be delicious. She said some challenges. Yes, I yes, you can't 122 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:30.879 just say somebody is like certifiably crazy, got a diagnosis. But I think 123 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:37.320 her behavior following the end of her conservatorship makes me understand why she was on 124 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:41.840 a conservatorship. Okay, do you think that maybe being on a conservatorship made 125 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:46.919 her that way? But what I wouldn't do after that being lifted is go 126 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:50.759 show everybody why I needed to be on the conservatorship. Well, she it's 127 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:54.600 called freedom. She was showing that she has actual freedom to do what she 128 00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:56.360 wants to do. Maybe her choices were a little odd. I don't know. 129 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:00.240 I'm just trying to stick up for Well, I'm gonna make Jay put 130 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:05.159 you on an an allowance, just I need him to put me on a 131 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:07.480 budget. But I think I don't qualify for it to be his client. 132 00:10:09.279 --> 00:10:13.399 Well, you need a certain amount of money well to manage, and I 133 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:16.759 don't really. Well, there's no he'll help you. You can manage forty 134 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:20.639 dollars. He's giving me some good advice. Actually, are you taking it? 135 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:28.120 Yeah? He no. I went against it. Oh because I had 136 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:30.480 something to do with the kids. It had something to do with the kids. 137 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:33.360 He's like, you know what, don't give your kids money just to 138 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:35.240 give them money. If they need money, if they ask to borrow money, 139 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:37.720 then yes, but you your son's twenty three. You shouldn't just like 140 00:10:37.799 --> 00:10:41.879 give him money. He knows you don't have very much. I'm like, 141 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:45.759 you're right, you're probably you should follow that. Yeah, I know that, 142 00:10:45.919 --> 00:10:48.519 I know that, and just hand out money even if they don't ask 143 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:52.639 for it. Yeah, because I love them and I want them to be 144 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:54.840 I just want them to have jobs. I know that, in fact, 145 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:58.279 they have more stable jobs than you do. So stop giving them money. 146 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:01.440 But I like doing that. I'd like to spoil that. I would need 147 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:07.399 ten dollars. What what do you mean for what? I need that hundred? 148 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:09.559 Oh my god, one hundred dollars right now would change my life. 149 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:16.519 I mean five dollars now, you're I need to buy I need to buy 150 00:11:16.639 --> 00:11:20.279 more gum. You know. I think I need to bring Jay and we'll 151 00:11:20.320 --> 00:11:24.039 do an intervention for you. Yeah. I would love to have j sitting 152 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:28.879 right here someday, someday. What is his number? His number? Thank 153 00:11:28.879 --> 00:11:33.879 you for as you called it to make the appointment. Eight five two six 154 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:37.679 nine six zero. Did you email him? I texted him, but I 155 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:43.600 will give you the email. Okay, jayw Capitol Growththink dot com. Holy 156 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:48.200 snap, I know, and you might want to write this down. Okay, 157 00:11:48.320 --> 00:11:50.720 let me get my pen. He has a website, all right, 158 00:11:52.200 --> 00:11:58.320 It's www dot Capitol Growth Think dot com. Okay, thank you, thank 159 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:03.519 you, Jay, thank you, thank you Jay. Okay, So here's 160 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:07.600 my house chat what oh oh oh, have you ever done a five k 161 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:11.639 walk? Or oh yes, I have not a run in a while. 162 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:18.519 Did you survive it? Did? I'm here? Five kalk is easy. 163 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:22.320 It's not easy, it's not it's doable. Yes. Anyway, we have 164 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:26.000 one coming up and it's for a very good cause and it's Scedattle And here 165 00:12:26.240 --> 00:12:31.679 is what it's all about. We want you to mark September ninth, Saturday 166 00:12:31.919 --> 00:12:37.080 on your calendar because we are going to be walking for a great cause. 167 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:41.720 The seventh annual Schedadle for Research happens at Crown Point at nine pm. I 168 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:48.039 will be the MC. Opening Ceremonies are at eight thirty eight m. Registered 169 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:52.519 by August eighteenth to guarantee that you get this year's T shirt. SCAD or 170 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:56.519 spontaneous coronary artery dissection, is a little known cause of a heart attack. 171 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:01.360 Most patients are young, healthy and active women who do not have a typical 172 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:05.200 risk factor of heart disease. SCAT is the number one cause of heart attacks 173 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:09.519 and women under the age of fifty. This is very important, so go 174 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:15.559 to our website Lauracane after Dark dot com to register. Everybody gets a metal. 175 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:18.960 It's going to be so much fun Lurcane after dark dot com. Look 176 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:26.440 for the link there you go. Remember when you go to the website and 177 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:31.240 you register for the walk that I will be m seeing and walking with, 178 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:35.320 you to put Laura five in the little promo code Laura and then the number 179 00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:39.399 five and you'll get five dollars off. Okay, So now my host chat 180 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:45.240 is something that I didn't know and I want to share it with you. 181 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:48.879 Guys. You know how many take a picture. We're gonna do this. 182 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:52.080 We're gonna take pictures and women might be embarrassing for her. You think this 183 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:56.080 is going to be this segment. It's going to be embarrassing for something. 184 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:01.120 Well, no, no, this is something that I don't even think you 185 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:05.000 know. Okay, everything, now let's do this. Ready, what do 186 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:09.320 you do when we take a picture? Everybody says what okay, ready, 187 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:15.440 say cheese? Cheese? Okay, you're not supposed to say cheese. You 188 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:18.600 are not. It says that you are not supposed to say cheese because it 189 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:24.480 makes your mouth goes sideways towards your ears. It doesn't make your mouth do 190 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:28.519 what it needs to do to smile properly and look good in photos. So 191 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:33.320 here are the three words that are better to use than cheese when you're about 192 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:37.240 to take a picture. Taco number one, Bartholome, youth, taco, 193 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:45.159 let's taco. Let's do Bartholome. You ready see what happens Bartholom you Okay? 194 00:14:45.720 --> 00:14:48.559 I just point out when people say cheese, their their mouth doesn't actually 195 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:50.759 keep in the shape that they do and cheese. See it kind of get 196 00:14:52.759 --> 00:14:54.679 they say cheese, and then they smile like they're actually smiled. Well try 197 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:58.240 it. Let's try these three words and see what works up. Okay, 198 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:01.879 ready, let's do it. Okay. The first one is one two three, 199 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:09.840 say money money, Now, that's good, that's stupid. I are 200 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:15.559 My mouth turned up when I said money, Mine did not. I smiled 201 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:20.480 a whole lot when I said money. Okay. The other one, okay, 202 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:26.240 see looking you actually have I've never seen you smile that big. It's 203 00:15:26.320 --> 00:15:28.039 pretty damn good. Okay, Now we're gonna do another one. Ready, 204 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:33.799 Now the next one is weird and I don't know how this works, but 205 00:15:33.919 --> 00:15:37.360 this is what they say. Ready on the counter. Three, we're gonna 206 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:43.919 say yoga, yoga, yoga, oh yoga, one two three yoga Oh 207 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.360 no, but I look like a blow up, stop saying it, and 208 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:52.759 then you smile like I don't think the word is forming your smile. This 209 00:15:52.919 --> 00:16:02.159 is according to specialists, every special scientists, scientists, researchers. Every time 210 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:03.639 you bring an article, you treat like it's like a new addition to the 211 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:10.159 Bible. We have one more word, okay, yeah, On the count 212 00:16:10.200 --> 00:16:14.320 of three, we're gonna say, hey, hey, ready, one, 213 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:19.759 two, three, Hey, oh no, look at you, Oh my 214 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:26.759 god, those up there so money yoga or hey instead of cheese, and 215 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:30.960 your pictures will look a lot better yoga. You're welcome. Money seemed to 216 00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:34.039 money. I like, will you send those to me? And I'll post 217 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:37.600 the most I will, but I'm going to put a little word in for 218 00:16:37.720 --> 00:16:41.039 each one and yes, and then I'll then I'll have to send him a 219 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:45.960 text in order for him to post. Yes. My job just keeps sitting 220 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:51.000 bigger and bigger. I'm I'm gonna also need photo approval. I know, 221 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:56.960 I need you to make me look just to negotiation of your contract. I 222 00:16:56.080 --> 00:17:02.039 want you to wipe my face clean to where it's just the way he filters 223 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:07.559 his pictures is so bad. It's kind of game. It's so he whitens 224 00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:14.720 and he gets rid of every single wrinkle. What do you mean every single 225 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:18.160 wrinkle bad? And you literally have two nose holes. It's so true. 226 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:22.440 It looks like I look like Michael Jackson. I don't know what filter you 227 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.279 use, but it's not good. Oh my god. Anyway, that's my 228 00:17:26.359 --> 00:17:30.759 host, shut I have in the news Celebrity edition after your host real quick. 229 00:17:30.799 --> 00:17:32.680 I don't know if you can complain that much, Laura, because you 230 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:40.359 just use the real life permanent filter. Oh yes, physician thyself, um, 231 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:44.920 with your filter that gives you magic hair and your forehead that doesn't move. 232 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:48.920 Can I read you something that one my my um friend from elementary school 233 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:52.079 sent me a message recently about my face. Oh my god. Oh no, 234 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:57.400 isn't good. No, oh it's not good. Oh no. And 235 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:02.880 this is a friend, yes, I'll call her out. Her name's Colleen, 236 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:07.440 Colleen Colleen because I had said something about my glasses. I said, 237 00:18:07.519 --> 00:18:11.839 big nose, big face, big glasses, because that's those are the three 238 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:18.000 things I have, right, And so then she wrote me this, Colleen, 239 00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:22.720 I love you. I've known you since we were five. Marla, 240 00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:26.119 don't ever write me something like she says this. She goes, No, 241 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:30.559 you are not being real with yourself. You are a fun, loving, 242 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:36.200 outgoing, beautiful woman. That's nice if I'm being honest. Here we go, 243 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:40.279 oh boy, oh no, and please don't be mad. All crowd 244 00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:42.720 here it comes. I bet steam was coming out of your I'm like, 245 00:18:44.119 --> 00:18:51.119 this is gonna be good. Back off the fillers. You're you are and 246 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.599 always have been a beautiful human. I love you, but it's too much. 247 00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:57.920 I say this because I've known you forever. You don't need it. 248 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:03.279 A little goes a long way. You are yourself on the inside, but 249 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:07.839 not so much on the outside anymore. Ouch. Please don't be mad at 250 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:11.880 me, you know I tell it like it is, always and forever. 251 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:21.279 Colleen, Colleen, my best friends at LJOII Cosmetic have done many things to 252 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:25.319 my face. Now I haven't. I've had botox, Yes, I've had 253 00:19:25.359 --> 00:19:29.359 some fillers. Yes, I've had some fillers on my lips. Yes lately 254 00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:33.400 no, lately this everything is kind of settled in. I think unless I 255 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:40.000 look like I think you look, you better stay good because Lajoi Cosmetic is 256 00:19:40.039 --> 00:19:42.720 listening. Yes, I wasn't gonna say, I mean, I think you 257 00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:51.119 look great. I've known you for almost well twenty years, so I did. 258 00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:52.640 I had a little filler on my lips. That's still kind of there. 259 00:19:55.279 --> 00:20:00.160 We've known each odo that long. Yeah, dude, and you look 260 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:04.000 I looked the same. Yeah, that, And that's probably why because I've 261 00:20:04.039 --> 00:20:08.599 had all this stuff done just less wrinkly. Thank you. But um, 262 00:20:08.880 --> 00:20:11.799 I just I didn't write her back. And your boobs are bigger. Well 263 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:15.160 yeah, and I had those done too. Oh my god, I have 264 00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:19.039 had a lot done. Actually, I don't look anything like I used to. 265 00:20:19.480 --> 00:20:22.920 I'm just gonna say thank god from the neck up you do for the 266 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:27.720 nick Oh yeah, no, I know I used to have whatever. I 267 00:20:29.240 --> 00:20:33.240 like, you were right. I'm just gonna say, thank god she doesn't 268 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:36.319 have that much money, because if she does, she looked like with Meg 269 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:40.920 Ryan. Oh, she'd look like she'd look like the New York socialite like 270 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:47.119 Jocelyn I was Dolly Parton. I was at Laoi cosmetic Um on Friday because 271 00:20:47.279 --> 00:20:51.119 I was getting a laser treatment done to my lower face. Yes, because 272 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:52.319 I had picked you up. It tightens up, Yes, yes, it's 273 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:56.599 tight. It's this laser is. Lasers do a lot of cool things. 274 00:20:56.319 --> 00:21:00.240 And so I was just there getting that done, and I was super happy 275 00:21:00.279 --> 00:21:03.440 and every time I see like a bowl of needles, I get super excited 276 00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:08.839 that I love everything I say. I don't think you should go like any 277 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:15.759 farther. I agree, And nothing permanent. They never looked that much better. 278 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:18.559 What do you mean, like face free shapings never looked good. I 279 00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:22.880 don't like nose jobs halftime. Okay, I'm never gonna get a nose jog 280 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:26.079 because this is my dad's nose and I'm keeping it. Okay, we have 281 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:27.880 this heater knows this is the heater. Nos, I'll keep it. But 282 00:21:29.519 --> 00:21:33.000 if this starts going sagging, I'm getting the lower face life. If you 283 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:37.640 get a cobbler, I'm that's gone. I'm gonna think once you mess up 284 00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:41.039 this area like lips and around the mouth, it never it's it's over. 285 00:21:41.480 --> 00:21:44.440 Well, I'm not gonna have surgery around I should be careful. It's a 286 00:21:44.440 --> 00:21:48.720 train wreck after that. In your opinion, I mean, I would say 287 00:21:48.799 --> 00:21:52.680 generally in terms of botched, you know, surgical plastic surgery. Well, 288 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:56.039 we don't go to a place that would ever watch anything. And you know 289 00:21:56.079 --> 00:22:00.839 what, I think celebrities go to the places. They go to places that 290 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:06.160 they that people probably give them free stuff. Yeah, they go oh yeah, 291 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:10.799 go to the expensive some news some don't see. Look at look how 292 00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:15.119 much plastic surgery Joan Rivers had and she died on the operating table and they 293 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:19.480 were taking pictures of her like and that was a very renowned plastic surgeon in 294 00:22:19.720 --> 00:22:22.000 New York. The issue is more of the surgery, I think then. 295 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:26.240 But that's that's where people start going too far. As when they get to 296 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:30.839 a plastic surgeon. I think they're, in my opinion, hacks, because 297 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:37.359 what plastic surgeon would just keep operating on somebody when they look like a completely 298 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:41.119 different person, I mean, not one with morals and standards like the ones 299 00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:48.599 like my doctor Reidler. Oh I know you're I mean you're emergency contact and 300 00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:55.640 you're you're primary care. I'm listing her on any paperwork as my primary contact. 301 00:22:56.240 --> 00:22:57.759 Um, all right, do you have a host chat? Because I 302 00:22:59.200 --> 00:23:02.799 have like a little segment after this, what's your host chat? Said? 303 00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:07.079 You were gonna remember it? Yes? What he didn't remember? No? 304 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:15.160 I what I did? Okay, I was gonna I won't even say what 305 00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:18.519 I was gonna do. What were you going to do? I don't want 306 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:23.400 to tell you why because I don't want to tell you. Oh you remember 307 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:29.000 you have something to talk about right now? Yes, then then let's go. 308 00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:37.519 I'm not gonna say it. So, um I think, well, 309 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:45.839 you know how the saying no good turn goes unpunished. No? Sorry, 310 00:23:45.799 --> 00:23:51.599 okay? Oh boy? Why what happened? Well? Remember on Tuesday when 311 00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:56.119 I got you year vanilla shake? Yes, so I would like you to 312 00:23:56.200 --> 00:24:03.440 pay to have my car cleaned? Um for what reason? When I got 313 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:08.880 her milk shake? There was no lid on it. Is that my fault? 314 00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:14.480 Yes, poor k there was no lid on it. No, they 315 00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:17.440 had to have the lid with a big, huge hole in it. That's 316 00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:22.119 a shakes. That's dumb, that's that's how can you go back and talk 317 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:26.480 since she used to work there, I didn't work at that one, go 318 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:29.880 back and talk to them because that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. It 319 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:33.599 was in a holder and it flipped over and your vanilla shake exploded all over 320 00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:37.599 my car. So now it smells like warm milk. It's going to be 321 00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:41.559 disgusting tomorrow. Sorry. I think that is all you. I kind of 322 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:45.960 agree, thank you, Brian. Yeah, I tend to think that's your 323 00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:48.440 fault. Wrong. I mean, it's not like it's a secret hole in 324 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:51.359 the top. It's a very obvious straw hole that I couldn't see it with 325 00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:53.680 all the vanilla shake in there. What how does that make sense? It's 326 00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:59.079 a clear okay, so well, no, you know what, you don't 327 00:24:59.119 --> 00:25:00.720 have to pay for it, just out my car. No, thank you. 328 00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:06.440 I am not taking any risk. I appreciate you getting me dinner that 329 00:25:06.599 --> 00:25:08.079 night. That was really nice and the vanilla shake, thank you, But 330 00:25:08.279 --> 00:25:12.240 no sneak preak Laura's rider. It says that she does not do car cleanings 331 00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:15.039 or pay for car clan. Oh, she obviously doesn't do car cleanings. 332 00:25:17.000 --> 00:25:22.440 I know that's apparent. That is very glaringly clear. Okay, do you 333 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:26.000 guys get in your car the other night though we went to I just got 334 00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:30.480 a detail. You know how much that detail costs me for a second time? 335 00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:33.400 Okay? No, I bought a group on for one. We talked 336 00:25:33.400 --> 00:25:37.839 about this on the air. One fifty more than that. Yeah, so 337 00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:45.680 I walked away. I'm never going to do a group on like that again. 338 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.119 You'll get scammed again. You always get scared, I know I do. 339 00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:53.640 Why somebody's gonna sell you like magic beans? I told that stuff that 340 00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:57.079 I got at the Spring Valley swapped me. That's so. Have I used 341 00:25:57.119 --> 00:26:02.960 it once? No, it's supposed to make me feel amazing and have like 342 00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:07.160 brain power and everything. And now this is a this is a shameless plug 343 00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:11.319 because we have no affiliation with them. But have you ever used that body 344 00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:17.519 product company? It's the body products by a company called Native. Oh yeah, 345 00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:21.160 I love Native. Oh my god. So they have a sale going 346 00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:26.200 on right now on their website. Huh, oh my god. You don't 347 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:30.640 need any more products. This man has so many products on his counter of 348 00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:36.440 his bathroom. It is not anymore. Not since I moved. It's very 349 00:26:36.599 --> 00:26:40.400 clean. You got rid of all the candles. I got rid of everything. 350 00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:45.000 You don't need any more products. I always use my bath products. 351 00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:48.039 You do because he takes a bath almost every night. Yea, almost every 352 00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:52.799 night. Sometimes it's twice a day, a bath twice a day. A 353 00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:56.559 little decadent. That's a little decadent, it is. But yeah, no, 354 00:26:56.039 --> 00:27:00.440 I like to relax and read a lot of water. You're going. 355 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:03.799 I have ever dropped a book in the tub? Yes, no, I 356 00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:07.480 have not. You have one of those little shelf knees. Have you ever 357 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:11.519 dropped your phone? No? God, don't even say that he's going to 358 00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:12.599 drop it the next time. He's at least going to drop a book in 359 00:27:12.599 --> 00:27:18.720 there, for sure, Brittany's book on the Tub. Okay, do you 360 00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:22.480 guys watch the Hallmark Channel? Do you like the Hallmark Channel at Christmas time? 361 00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:26.480 No? Nor do I. I can't stand it, But my daughter 362 00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:32.319 Evan lives for these moves, don't you know. They show them all year 363 00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:36.559 long. They have the Chris the Hallmark Christmas Channel the same exact premise, 364 00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:41.599 Sammy Black one big city girl has to go back to the country to take 365 00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:45.599 care of it. Single mom. Yeah, brings the kids back to the 366 00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:49.759 country to take care of a relative or something. And she doesn't know how 367 00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:55.079 to do anything like shoveling a horseman or and start stuff like that cowman or 368 00:27:55.240 --> 00:28:00.000 whatever. She doesn't know a cowboy. There you go, sexy strong man, 369 00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:03.000 oh boy, and then there then they celebrate Christmas together, and then 370 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:06.880 she moves there and they get married. It's beautiful. But anyway, the 371 00:28:07.039 --> 00:28:11.799 Hallmark Channel is now doing their first ever Christmas cruise. Oh come, here's 372 00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:15.799 what you get. Taking my headphones off. Now, imagine the people on 373 00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:22.279 this cruise. Oh it includes fur lap. Well, First of all, 374 00:28:22.359 --> 00:28:26.960 it goes from Miami to the Bahamas in November of twenty twenty four. But 375 00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:33.319 here's what you get. Crafts, a world premiere of a new movie, 376 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:41.400 a tree lighting ceremony, photo ops with the stars, panels with Hallmark Channel 377 00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:48.119 stars, cookie decorating Christmas Caroloke. What the fuck this? Oh my god? 378 00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:53.920 Is this would be like the seventh tier of Hell, ugly sweater content 379 00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:57.720 hell for twelve eight year olds or seventy year olds. I really can't tell 380 00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:03.799 the difference, you know, I don't know the age bracket. But there's 381 00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:07.400 like crafts, but there's also there's wine tastings too. Oh boy, this 382 00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:11.839 is the worst cruise ever. These people are called hallmarkis Oh I know, 383 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:15.079 my grandmother's a Hallmarks. Oh god, I don't think she'd go on this 384 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:18.480 cruise, but she's a Your grandmother would probably love this cruise. No, 385 00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.319 No, crafts are even a little dumb for her. Really. Yeah, 386 00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:30.079 Oh time you did like a sit down craft with like glue sticks and chair. 387 00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.680 Oh god, at work the other day we should go on I use 388 00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:37.759 you should all go on this cruise and dress like the Grinch and just like 389 00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:41.720 knock over the cookie decorating tables and if we get kicked off, that'd be 390 00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:45.680 funny. You know what. Uh, we could go as which I saw 391 00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:52.720 in the Pride parade. Did you know there are Satanists that like that's that 392 00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:56.759 they say they're not Wait, they're in the Pride. They were Everybody's welcome. 393 00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:00.960 So we're the Satanists and we're walking down the parade with the horns, 394 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:03.960 and the car had horns and everything. Can you imagine if we went as 395 00:30:04.039 --> 00:30:08.039 Satanist to the Hallmark crew kind on Eric's side now with the whole not really 396 00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:15.599 dealing with Pride in the month, that's a yeah whatever. I was just 397 00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:18.960 one little car and maybe like five people, like, let's just five Satanists 398 00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:22.359 far let's just fine, come on, everybody has the you should we and 399 00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:26.079 we should have like t shirts that just say bahum bug yeah, and we'll 400 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.240 be like Santa's not real, like go up to kids and be like Santa's 401 00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:33.839 fake. Oh my god, oh my god. That would be amazing. 402 00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:37.480 I hate how how fast do you think it would be before we got kicked 403 00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:41.839 off? Like the Hallmark channel symbol with like a big red circle with a 404 00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.680 line through it, and then we can streak. Oh my god, I'm 405 00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:49.640 in during the craftman. Oh my god, I'm in during the craft Does 406 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:53.319 anybody want to nit me a doily? Oh my god. I would definitely 407 00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:57.680 film everything that's funny. Oh, this would be great. So the ammies 408 00:30:57.759 --> 00:31:06.119 came out last week the nominations. Do you know three shows on HBO got 409 00:31:06.359 --> 00:31:11.799 seventy four total? Last of Us, House of Dragon. No, I'm 410 00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:15.160 missing a succession, Last of Us? Okay, Succession was that on there? 411 00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:18.000 Succession got the most. Okay, Dragon was the third one. No, 412 00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:22.920 let me think the Oh, the Last of Us was the second. 413 00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:26.000 Okay, come on, guys, Last of Us wasn't that first? Uh 414 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:32.440 No, it was Succession got the most. I know. Oh, white 415 00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.759 Lotus, Yes, white Lotus. Okay, that's ridiculous. Low shouldn't get 416 00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:37.359 any immig Oh no, it was good. It's not that good. It 417 00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:42.799 was great. No, you need what should? Take those headphones off, 418 00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:48.000 put down your mic, take your little phone and your backpack, and get 419 00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:51.960 the hell out of your because not a lot of people in this house. 420 00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:55.160 You do not work. First of all, I don't back back. I 421 00:31:55.279 --> 00:32:00.519 have a briefcase because I'm better than that. White. My ears just fell 422 00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:04.440 off The White Lotus was amazing. What is wrong with you? What thing? 423 00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:08.519 Well? How can you not? Okay, I watched the first episode. 424 00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:14.160 I was so bored the entire time. You have to get out a 425 00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:16.319 little bit. I wasn't even interested in the premise, the characters, or 426 00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:22.319 literally anything. I hate you. That's fine. I don't even think we 427 00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:25.119 have anything in common anymore. Problem. I don't think I can work with 428 00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:28.799 you when youbody hate it with mom and dad, Good luck with you. 429 00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:31.559 I'm gonna damn your mom. My mom doesn't even know what White Lotus is. 430 00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:37.720 She don't care. I think she watches is Outlander. She watched My 431 00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:40.640 mom loves Outlander two yea, not yellow Stone but nineteen eighty four, whatever 432 00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:49.279 the whatever? Yeah, okay, all right, okay, I'm sorry, 433 00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:51.960 I'm not you know, I'm gonna have to put this at my write or 434 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.160 two that you two aren't allowed to fight. Yellow Jacket's got a bunch. 435 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:59.640 Oh yeah, you never even finished watching the seconds. I didn't know because 436 00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:07.160 I don't have showtime. Better call Saul House a dragon and or oh that's 437 00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:08.759 a that's a Star Wars show on Disney. Plus that was a very good 438 00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:13.880 show. The Crown. Yeah, Abbott Elementary. Do we like that? 439 00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.279 Do we do we know? Abbott Elementary? Have we tried that? Okay? 440 00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:22.599 By watched an episode? I don't know. Oh, Barry Bill Hayter, 441 00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:25.400 Yeah, yeah, have you ever tried it? Watch it? I 442 00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:30.319 started watching The Bear The Bear? Have you I just started watching it. 443 00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:35.880 It's like intense. It's about a chef anyway jury duh. Yeah, I 444 00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:40.079 love Yeah, that show is so endearing. I love it is the best 445 00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:45.640 best, The Marvelous Miss Maisel only murders in the building. Actually a really 446 00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:47.119 cute show, so I heard. Yeah, I started watching and I was 447 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:51.440 like, naph Yeah, that's why, because it's cute. Ted Lasso and 448 00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:57.960 Wednesday also got a big day. Yeah. Here are the celebrities who have 449 00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:04.440 attended Taylor Swift's tour Arrows Tour so far Aris Aris Tour. Marla's going like 450 00:34:04.839 --> 00:34:07.920 three days in a row. She how much money is that? It's a 451 00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:12.760 lot? What's her cheapest ticket? Three? Oh my god, I don't 452 00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:16.280 who knows. She's She's gonna be my different girlfriends? Yeah? Are she 453 00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:20.880 gonna go with her boys? No? One of the boys is going. 454 00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:23.320 Yeah, but then she's going with other friends. I want to be one 455 00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:27.440 of her friends for the third show. Oh my god, I really want 456 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:31.440 to see that show. Really is all right? So this is who has 457 00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:36.480 seen it so far? Okay, Emma Stone, Selena Gomez, Emma Watson, 458 00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:40.480 A dude from Black Sabbath took his grandkids. His name is Geezer Butler, 459 00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:45.960 Ethan Hawk, Billy, Joel Reese, Witherspoon, Blake Lively, Lena 460 00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:49.440 Dunham, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, Sean Mendes, Camilica 461 00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:53.559 BeO, Aaron Rodgers, Miles Teller, Paul Red, Drew Barrymore, Bradley 462 00:34:53.639 --> 00:34:59.599 Cooper, Flavor, Flav David Harbor, Millie, Bobby Brown, and U. 463 00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:01.519 It goes on and on and on and on. What do you think 464 00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:06.519 this thing is going to rake in a billion? No, it's on its 465 00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:10.079 way too. Concerts are not that profitable, the story says, Okay, 466 00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:14.679 it is on track to rake in more than one billion, which would set 467 00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:19.199 a new record. Concerts are not that profitable. Do you know how much 468 00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:22.199 Elton John's tour brought in? It was a ton? Why do you but 469 00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:23.719 do you know? Why do you know why? T shirts? Merchant concerts 470 00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:28.119 are like four times in world prices because they make almost nothing off ticket prices. 471 00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.559 Well, they have to pay out so many people. I don't know, 472 00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:37.039 but yeah, the merch is what gets them of the money. Eighty 473 00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:42.719 seven million dollars, so that's almost a billions. Not a tailor Swift fan 474 00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:46.400 either, My God, would you go if you were invited? I would? 475 00:35:46.519 --> 00:35:51.639 Yeah. I think her talent is impressive. I think she never misses. 476 00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:53.800 She is talented. I just like Lily, cannot stand her genre of 477 00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:58.440 music. I just there's nothing appealing about it to me. I think she's 478 00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:02.519 definitely a show person, and I do like the fact that she's very, 479 00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:07.360 very sweet to her fans. Her swifties, well, no, her last 480 00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:12.559 boyfriend was kind of a I love the nineteen seventy five Yeah, but the 481 00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:16.119 lead singer said some mean things to the fans. And how many can you 482 00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:21.400 google and see how many boyfriends Taylor Swift has had. Boy I'm gonna say 483 00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:27.159 it's probably about twenty, because she goes through them like she's never had a 484 00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:30.039 repeat where they've broken up and got back together. It's she was with that 485 00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:35.719 one dude for a long time, but as soon as something she's had twelve 486 00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:40.159 oh wow, and she's thirty off. Yes, well, I don't know 487 00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:45.960 if we will recognize all of them. Um. Joe Jonas July two thousand 488 00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:50.320 and eight, talked to her two thousand and eight short one Lucas till March 489 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.000 nine, April two thousand and nine. Wow, these some of these are 490 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:59.400 really short. Um Taylor Lautner, Oh yeah, also like five months from 491 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:04.119 Twilight. Um John Mayer, Oh my god. Three that was literally two 492 00:37:04.159 --> 00:37:08.960 months. Cory month Monteeth, Oh my god, very poor dead kid. 493 00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:13.000 Corey Monty. Oh I didn't know he went out with her. That was 494 00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:17.519 only a couple of months as well. Wow, Jake for like four months? 495 00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:22.800 Sounds like a Redmaine for yeah, a couple of months. She's she's 496 00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:27.360 never been a relationship longer than a couple months. Zac Efron that was for 497 00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:31.840 one month. Oh wow. Uh. Connor Kennedy that was from July to 498 00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:36.760 October. Okay, I remember the Kennedy. So that was like five what 499 00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:43.119 my five months? Four months? Calvin Harris that was almost oh year. 500 00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:49.760 Oh wait, that was over a year. Um. Tom Hilston for a 501 00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:54.280 couple of months. That's that's all. I don't think she I think she's 502 00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:59.760 You gotta think she probably started dating when she was about sixteen and she's thirty, 503 00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:07.239 so she's literally had like a relationship every year, I mean almost. 504 00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:09.639 And when you're when your relationships are that short, yeah, there's got to 505 00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:13.800 be a problem. But I mean you have to be really incompatible with that 506 00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.719 person's relationship to be there, because it can't always be the other person when 507 00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:20.920 you've gone through that many I'm sure she's dated some jerks. I'm sure Jake 508 00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:23.280 Jillen Hall is not a fun person today. I'm sure Zach everyone's community. 509 00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:28.880 I disagree. I love you. Don't think you think he's like grumpier. 510 00:38:29.039 --> 00:38:31.920 I think he'd be very intense, Yeah, yeah, and I do love 511 00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:37.639 too. I like him. I think he would be funny. He's intense 512 00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:43.920 and delightful and like a jokester. Yeah. Maybe Regardless, though I agree, 513 00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:49.920 she's also got to be very difficult. Yeah, and I don't care 514 00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:52.599 for well. At least you know you'd get a song written about you. 515 00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:55.360 All right, we have two things to discuss. Yes, I think I'm 516 00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:59.400 gonna do the hacks. I have some hacks here that I think you can 517 00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:01.840 use in your everyday life that will help you. Do you like hats? 518 00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:07.280 I do all right, this one. You'll like there's one on here that 519 00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:12.960 I am like, really excited about, obsessed with. Now these are food 520 00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:19.519 hacks. Number one, use a baby monitor to keep an eye on the 521 00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:22.159 temperature of a smoker. If you use a smoker to smoke a turkey, 522 00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:29.280 I guess that's a really delicate operation. At sometimes use a baby monitor to 523 00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:32.719 keep an eye on it. Now here we go, eat a heart. 524 00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:37.840 Okay, have you obviously you've had taco bell tacos, hard shelled tacos, 525 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:42.800 right, no, yeah, and it gets all over the place, I 526 00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:47.079 mean half the step eating them. Yeah. You. We will have a 527 00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:52.880 contest. We will have a taco eating contest. When you have to bring 528 00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:57.880 Erica's dinner, bring me some taco about because there's no way that doesn't make 529 00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:02.159 a mess. But if you eat a hard taco over a soft tortilla shell, 530 00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:07.320 or maybe over a tortilla, all the stuff that falls out of the 531 00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:10.480 hard shelled taco, you make another taco. Shut up. I'm sorry. 532 00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:15.079 That is not dumb, thank you, that's so dumb. Okay. Mathematically, 533 00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:20.679 one eighteen inch pizza has more pizza than two twelve inch pop pies, 534 00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:27.320 So order the eighteen inch. That's great. Not good for easy to eat 535 00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:32.119 s'mores. Try making them in ice cream cones. That's so dumb. The 536 00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:37.199 whole point is Graham Cracker, It's name the same material. And this one 537 00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:39.039 is obvious. But if you don't have a cake dome and you're making like 538 00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:43.760 a bunt cake, use a tupo where a container upside down? Great? 539 00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:46.039 Would you be the right size? Yeah? Which one was changing your life? 540 00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:51.519 The taco one? Oh my god, because I have problems eating tacos. 541 00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:58.400 This sounds good too. Use a Ramen packet for popcorn seasoning. Just 542 00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:02.840 mix the powder with some melt butter and maybe some chili powder. Do I 543 00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:06.920 have you yet? And then you spread it on the popcorn. No? 544 00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:09.000 Uh not, not at all appealing. I will say, I'm not really 545 00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:14.199 much of a popcorn person. I love, I do like popcorn, but 546 00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:15.199 if I'm going to you, I'm not gonna get any. Do you like 547 00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:19.440 ramen? I do like ramen? Huh? I okay? So I had 548 00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:23.639 Ramen the other night with a friend. I have never in my life been 549 00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:29.320 as full from a meal than I was with Ramen. It's because of all 550 00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:35.679 the sodium. Minute what is is it? The noodles. It was delicious, 551 00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:38.800 bro Nori. No, it's Chris, Yeah, it's no, it's 552 00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:40.960 it's really good. If you want real ramen, you have to go to 553 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.360 the Convoy. This is real ramen. It's real ramen. I didn't realize. 554 00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:50.199 Help filling it. Go to Rocky Rocky Cony. Oh yeah, Rocky 555 00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:53.840 Rocky. Is that place so good? Rocky Rocky is. We'll go there. 556 00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:58.639 It is delicious good. Yeah. Why is it that you? I 557 00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:01.239 did because it has a lot sodium minute, I don't think that's the reason. 558 00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:05.440 Well, also there's a lot of um those is it the noodles expanding 559 00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:08.000 in your stomach? No, no, that's what my daughter told me. 560 00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:12.920 No. I couldn't even move or talk to anybody. I was so also 561 00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:15.280 have a lot of protein. Depending on what type you get, you couldn't 562 00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:16.840 over talk to anybody. That's me on a Monday. When I get here, 563 00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:22.800 my guy's gonna get even worse this weekend writer gets into place. Oh 564 00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:27.239 and I do this too. Do you guys ever mix cereals to get like 565 00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:32.400 that's what you're weird? I always have two kinds of cereals in my cereal 566 00:42:32.440 --> 00:42:40.400 bowl. Always, always. My most recent mix was um frosted many wheats 567 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:46.239 with captain crunch. Gross, it was delicious. That sounds absolutely just. 568 00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:50.559 I don't want to hear any more about that Captain crunch and lucky charms. 569 00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:53.000 I've done that too. I've also done cocoa crispies and cocoa puffs together. 570 00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:57.760 Not that is good. Sound like an eight year old? I know, 571 00:42:57.880 --> 00:43:00.280 I eat like an eight year old. You put chocolate milk and said regular 572 00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:04.360 milk too. No, I use the oat milk or whatever because I'm healthy, 573 00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:07.639 because I'm so happy. I'm not healthy and oat milk into your mixed 574 00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:13.239 cereal. It's not even like cheerios or something. Cereal is. It's all 575 00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:16.119 the stuff that my parents wouldn't buy me when I was growing up. Still 576 00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:22.719 living out your childhood fantasies. Totally totally steam or vegetables while cooking pasta noodles 577 00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:27.639 by placing a cookie cooling rack over the pot of boiling spaghetti and ghetto, 578 00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.159 adding a veggie on it that is so good, and then putting the lid 579 00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:32.960 over the tops of the steam over the pasta. I don't even think that 580 00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:37.440 would work. I don't think I would be hot enough. And then I 581 00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:44.000 brought it up on Tuesday. Use a couzi for your ice cream pint to 582 00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:46.440 keep it nice and cold when you're eating it from TV late at night. 583 00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:51.519 Let me let me borrow that couzy. I'm gonna try it. Where did 584 00:43:51.559 --> 00:43:53.039 I put the couzy? Oh? Here it is. I can't imagine an 585 00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:55.760 ice cream pint. They will fit in there so many the bottom, the 586 00:43:55.800 --> 00:44:00.440 bottom well, yeah, absolutely, the bottom part. Yes, I don't 587 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:01.280 think it will. Are you gonna take it home and tried it? Or 588 00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:05.039 do you? Right? All right? It barely fits beer cans. This 589 00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.960 will be tied around a dot. This will be the only rainbow thing I 590 00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:15.480 have in my out. It might not work. That's homophobic. And here's 591 00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:19.760 here is a dumb TikTok hack. If you want to get more tan, 592 00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:22.639 If you do that, what we're gonna come back tomorrow. You're gonna be 593 00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:28.840 like burnt looking poor beer all over yourself to give yourself a better tan. 594 00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:34.199 There's apparently some half baked science to it, because hops can promote the production 595 00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:37.239 of melanine. Ok, I think the Yeah, I would be careful to 596 00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:40.000 try that. Experts say don't do it, obviously, because it doesn't have 597 00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:45.639 any really sunscreen, but really, you know what, Kane, I'll do 598 00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:49.280 that at Pride next year when I don't go, oh my god, look 599 00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:51.719 like an orange yeah, oh my god, oh my god. All right, 600 00:44:51.800 --> 00:44:54.119 then fine, then do you want to do Okay, all right, 601 00:44:54.480 --> 00:45:00.840 we're gonna end with this one final thing. Please are they These turn ons 602 00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:05.400 are turnoffs. Turnoffs, and be honest. Don't say turn off just to 603 00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:08.840 be funny or to think you're being cool. I want honesty. I am 604 00:45:08.920 --> 00:45:17.079 cool. Shoot tattoos cool? Um, I have to say. I used 605 00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:22.599 to say no, but I think depending on how they're done cool. I 606 00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.519 think it depends. Also, even I do like tattoos, I don't know 607 00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:30.239 if they're turned on though, well seventy seven percent that they are. Yeah, 608 00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:35.159 I'm getting more and more. Um, I like it when a guy 609 00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:38.199 has a lot of tattoos. I wouldn't say that that. I wouldn't look 610 00:45:38.239 --> 00:45:43.519 at a at a person and say, oh my god, you're so hot 611 00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:46.719 because you have tattoos. I would look at his face and go, you 612 00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:50.280 are so hot, and then I'd look at his arms, Oh, he's 613 00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:53.440 got tattoos too. Plus that's a plus for me. It also depends on 614 00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:57.960 the tattoo. Though. Now, when someone you're dating responds to a text 615 00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:01.559 immediately, mm, turn on or turn off? Like fast? I don't 616 00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:06.360 like it needs to be a minuta or too well. No, I so 617 00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:12.679 I have had people text me and I respond right back because I'm literally looking 618 00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:15.760 at my phone. Yeah, so is it somebody that you just started dating 619 00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:17.719 that you want to be cool? You kind of got to be cool. 620 00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:22.360 I agree, it needs to sit for two minutes. Is my sweet spot 621 00:46:22.440 --> 00:46:24.559 like two minutes on the dock? Yeah, I mean I mean pretty quick. 622 00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:29.079 Yeah, you know. But yeah, if it's something where I'm literally 623 00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:31.679 looking or I've there's been a you have to factor in a couple of things 624 00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:37.559 that there's an exchange going on and you're waiting to hear an answer or whatever. 625 00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:39.679 I'm not going to sit there and do like this when you're first started 626 00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:44.480 to date somebody, when you're first starting Oh, when you're first starting to 627 00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:45.440 date. Yeah, is it a turn on or turn off? If they 628 00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:50.920 respond immediately, I wouldn't say it was a turn off. Yeah, I 629 00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:54.760 wouldn't say it was a turn on. It's a text when somebody's really funny. 630 00:46:55.440 --> 00:47:01.880 Turn on? Turn on? People said on when somebody's super talkative. 631 00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:07.719 Depends, depends six it's actually a turn on. I lean towards that a 632 00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:14.119 little bit, but it depends. When somebody is overly confident or cocky. 633 00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:17.360 Because somebody that's confident, that's a turn on. Cocky, No, yeah, 634 00:47:17.559 --> 00:47:22.800 turn off true, overly confident confident, that's cocky. Yeah, that 635 00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:29.039 would turn on. No loud talking or turn off turn off. Yeah. 636 00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:34.639 When somebody gets jealous easily off, really that doesn't make you think, oh, 637 00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:38.760 she must just really love me, So that's a turn on. Yeah. 638 00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:43.960 Jealousy is no boy, no, it's it's I'm not a jealous person. 639 00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:49.840 Normally I'm not either, but I think also you have to factor in, 640 00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:53.679 you know, if well, I guess, if you're in a relationship 641 00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:58.760 with somebody and they're flirting with somebody else or whatever, I think I would. 642 00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:00.360 I'm not normally a person, but I'd be like, if I was 643 00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:04.199 in an exclusive relationship, I'd be like, the hell, well there, 644 00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:07.199 But there are also there's boundaries and then there's just jealousy. I think. 645 00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:09.320 Yeah, I think having boundaries is good, but I mean, um, 646 00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:14.880 if like, if you're being like toxic just because you're jealous and you. 647 00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:16.639 Oh yeah, have no good sense of boundaries. Everything just if you know, 648 00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:20.440 makes you jealous and yeah, that's that's no good. Like I would 649 00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:28.239 never like if the person I was seeing or whatever said I'm going to go 650 00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:30.400 out with friends. I wouldn't be like, well, where are you going? 651 00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:31.960 Who are you going? Who's going to be there? Like that would 652 00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:37.719 like that. A lot of people are like that. I no way. 653 00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:44.199 Well that's it. You guys, we're done. We are done. Done, 654 00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:45.159 you've ever done? Do you have anything else? Do you have a 655 00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:47.639 statement to make? Do you have anybody you want to shout out to? 656 00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:54.159 What's your what big segment do you have that we forgot, mister talent. 657 00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:59.239 We've done to help. We've got a good long podcast. Yet we've gotta 658 00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:04.360 on ourselves a good long poll. Can you oh my god? Well what 659 00:49:04.519 --> 00:49:08.079 time is it yet? Oh? You know what? Until time is over? 660 00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:12.119 Did we go over? We went over? So I need to get 661 00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:15.639 your hotel rooms please, I'm very tired. I love your podcast. By 662 00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:17.840 no right, okay, okay, thank you Jay, thank you so much. 663 00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:22.079 Get out of come to our party August seventeenth, Um what else? 664 00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:28.480 Love you so much? We're unfiltered unapologetically so yep and we are lower cane 665 00:49:28.480 --> 00:49:34.199 after Dark. Love your podcasts. Love your podcast Can you call? Can 666 00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:36.719 you call the hyatte Yes I will. I love you, my s.