This is wild because we are, but we can't even see that we are
because it was some videos words bump walking another we like unborn children. I'm
saying, we're in there like booty hair, were in there like swimwear.
Speaking of unborn children, I heard of Christian Rock gave birth on Instagram live
at a hospital though, right, and they just filmed it for Instagram on
Instagram live. But she was still at the hospital though right. Yeah,
okay, that's okay, Like whatever you want to do for social media,
do that wide open. I mean, I see, we see that on
Facebook every day. I mean, right, a little back. They put
it on the ground for a thousand man. That's why he was in Mark
Zuckerberg and Bis like brothers. Just get my profile back, Get my profile
back, baby, I see what. I see what you did there talking
about. I want to give you a high too. But I feel like
you don't even know what she did. That's just like a whole lot of
wild. Blue face baby or is it not blue face baby? She gave
birth to her baby boy on live and was surrounded by family. I don't
know the ones the ones that that Nigga knocked out, Yes, the ones
that he spared, he wasn't wrong. Like, if you're problems getting out
of line, I'll snuff that nigga too if I had to. Why are
you not a line? Will you? Will you tell your daughter keep her
hands there herself? It's crazy, like it's a bunch of like it's basically
Instagram duels and shit like niggas is in the comments like push push type bath
well Facebook, Facebook got lawyers, a lot of bluethearts. All congrats.
I love that you're surrounded by your sisters and family. Congratulations year. But
is that blue face baby? I don't think it. I don't think she
messed with anybody else. But to be honest with I don't need that.
I'm not going to and that's not the joke. Yeah over two, No,
I really just I don't. All right, I feel real confident they
were on camera. I do too. I think we are. I mean,
I'm looking at us, alight, Okay, yeah, I can see
us. Why you got the laps you're gonna do? You got it?
He was talking and shit, but he's facing forward now, he's ready to
work. You might say, y'all are I don't know who that is?
But yeah, it's as Facebook user, I will do a better job of
reading the comments today. Facebook isn't louder like you're not reading them to yourself.
Do a better job of reading the comments today. You know Tommy is
scholar and shit, so he'd be acting like he reading Shakespeare to himself with
his fucking nightlight on. And shit, y'all are because you got a night
light. I feel like Tommy being I feel like Tommy being bed, but
like a big ass book the size of Encyclopedia, the monocle on how to
smoker jacket. I want one. He got courage? Come down like this
with all of the different glassesses. Right, I have a come hither,
bitch. Tommy used words like indubitably and expeditiously, all the all the words
that t I usually definitely know the definitions. Yes, I have a plethora
of though. Hey, breathe, Hey, Keshia, what's up? Hey?
Shout out to everybody who has off work tomorrow. Yes, I mean,
you gotta work with the meat. You gotta work with the meat.
You gotta play the meetings right, you marinated and every time profession this is
important. It's a holiday. People really love their meet around holiday. They
want to marinate, but they want to marinate it, so they wait for
the day. Yes, any day is a good day to come. Hello,
read time, take time, Yeah, read them. They're not they're
not prominent on her profile pick. So I don't believe it's actually a true
statement. I don't. I don't believe really got titties, like remember Vernon
Troyer mini me it's like just too means sir. It was the third September.
See, there's like see you gotta classify, like there's like rest and
then there's like titties and there's like jugs boobs. I've been reading, got
like jugs if you ask me personally, JAS got to be smaller because people
call me jugs. She got sweater puppets. That's wild. You see the
ship that go on like the background. That's so. I don't wear low
cut tops anymore. I'm just saying, why are you here? Boo boo
boo, listen me. Maybe she got boober dooples. I don't now.
I do want to thank you guys for tuning in, because you know,
y'all could be out running the streets and shit, y'all ain't gotta work tomorrow.
Y'all could be getting drunk, getting high, you know, doing a
lot of other things other than dealing with us and our bullishit. So I
really really really appreciate those who are still to in live today. Why he
acting like a stranger, motherfucker's pulling meet up because I don't don't do that.
Don't don't don't it would never be around someone prepping tomorrow for tomorrow.
And the fact that her name is margat Rita, that's that's kind of nice.
Hey, y'all, that is my baby Tuterena in the comments, I
love her, but like she is just so so so amazing, like inside
and out. Man. So that's one of my favorite people. And I
don't even like people, So y'all know, for me to call you one
of my favorite people, that really means, well, I feel very special
to be Hillhouse that year. That means I'm I'm feeds me, I cared
for damn you. I thought niggas was easy those parents like, do you
do that? That's why I used to bribe me to give you rides I
something to eat. Absolutely absolutely don't tell anybody about my insides. Meeting I
can't help it. Meeting candy coded drives. Yes, neep, my candy
man, what's going on? Because we were in right man. No,
but if this is your first time joining us, I would like the properly
entry duced myself. I mean hosting favorite holtivational speaker. Me me, mee
me someone hundred or comer washer, it's the mast. I am joined by
oh of my co host this week, because you know, sometimes niggas were
going to see a man about a horse and some of them just be you
know her, he just snigging dog. Anyway, meet me on the ones
too, on the flute and from bone on the clarinet, on the sacks
bone. Oh, I thought you was talking about the bas sax when you
said on the sacks. I thought you was like, you know, like
the sacks. I'm off like sex. I know where you was going.
My bad definitely school. So to my immediate left, I am joined by
the narcissist people trying to act like here in the Narcissis when he is he
is the Narcissist podcast. Nigga, you call yourself pod God for you to
refer yourself as a god in any capacity, Yes, people were wondering why
you called yourself pod God and didn't not show your face on my pot.
They were just like wondering how much I was like kind of okay, I
mean you could have easily just been like, you don't see regular god,
do you. Damn that's some serious that's a serious narcissism. Really, I've
never thought about this like that. You'll see God, dude, you don't
see actual guy. There you go. Thank you for joining me on the
breakfast imwich that was That was a tree. A tree. Appreciate that I
was half dead. I tuned in from what I could. But you come
in with your bullshit. Fuck kids, Okay, fuck all of them,
a little snotty nose germ carrying disease written bastards. Fuck children they are.
Since we're talking about kids, make sure you come to the fuck them kids
kickback September thirtieth here at Herman Phoenix, where we're sayings like tell me you
hot, I take that? Yes he can, he can't even seen me
run want just don't get paid. We used to have a button, yeah,
but no, But I I just really want to say that children are
the fucking worst. Because everybody knows my immune system just you know, my
body hate me. So when Jellybean came in Friday. She instantly came in
like put her book bag down on to the bathroom and shit, and this
nigga come out with a fucking thermometer in her mother. I said, bro,
are you sick? She was like, well, I don't feel like
you don't just come grab no fucking thermometer to take your temperature if you don't
feel sick, nigga saying it so she didn't have a fever. She thinks
that means that she's okay. No, it just means that you don't have
a fever. Nigga, you still feel sick, clearly, because that's what
triggered you to come in, throw your fucking book bagging with my floor and
go get a goddamn thermometer. So, like, what person just has thermometers
at home? We got seven kids? You got a child who almost you
almost gotta have seven of We have Severn, Severn. That's why I don't
got Kids's probably got some shit around their baby cat. I just don't know
about. But you know, so she's, well, no, I don't
I feel it's just my throt. She first, she was like she she
thought it was her allergies. I'm like, you know what, my allergies
have been bothering me for the past couple of days. You know, maybe
whatever go takes some allergy medicine. So she takes allergy medicine. She is
not because she didn't even make it through SmackDown. Allergy medicine cleared her ship
like she was knocked out. So Saturday morning, Denise caused me on h
she called me a video call, so we're talking, jelly Bean comes in
and I'm looking at her, like, so you still feel sick? She
was like, but it's just my thirst. I said, get the fuck
out, like and Denise was laughing because she knew I was serious. I'm
like, I'm like, I have to go on the office next week.
I don't got no time for this shit. Like don't. And when I
tell you, every time I turned around, jelly Bean was in the fucking
living room or just walking around the house, just fucking breathing her nasty little
go to my air drums. Every I was so pissed because go to my
air drums because she came home from school sick Friday. So this is what
pissed me off so bad about jelly being getting me sick when I am sick,
I immediately send a text to everybody in a group chat. I'm like,
I don't feel good, you know, or I got a fever or
whatever the case. Maybe you know, stay out of the living room.
Because I always close myself in the living room. I let everybody know I'm
not feeling good, don't come in here. So if they have to bring
me anything, like you know, they got mask on shit like that,
I say, bring me a bottle of water, like and I'm like,
laying here. This is my little palette. Okay. I have a king
size bed, y'all that I haven't slept in and probably three maybe even more
years. I never sleep in my bedroom. I only sleep in my living
room. I have a food time mattress that I've actually taken and put on
my living room floor, and I have a little fleece blanket, and I
just sleep on my floor in my living room. That is my comfort zone.
That is my area. I don't even I don't know I've couched in
floor. Sleeping has always appeal more than me, which is funny because I've
never lived a struggle life to where I had to do it. It's just
it's more comfortable to me. Forget it, So I never sleep in my
bedroom. Is this your way of being able to have the experience of going
camping without dying at an actual campsite. No, I would agree, because
we use that relatives that shat carpet felt like grass. Yeah no, but
don't let that shit be graz This is grass a breesy this because I'm on
the spectrum. No, so I will so you know, like I notify
everybody, I give them warning. I don't just sash around the crib breathing
on every fucking thing. If I am coming around the corner, like if
I'm if I have to pee, I have to pee it is and bend
it like what was that ship? Now you're thinking of the bullet? Yeah,
no, So when when I opened the living room door, I have
to come out of the living room, make her right, and then go
straight to my bathroom. Well, that corner, there's a possibility that,
like because jelly Beans room is here and the bathroom doors here. So when
I'm coming around this corner right here, like this is the corner, like
jelly Beans room is right here. So if I'm coming out and turning this
way and she's coming this way, and she's see me, she'll go and
she'll hurry up and running the room and close the door because she doesn't want
to get sick if I ask. If I ask for like a bottle of
water or something, she got on the mask and shit and she didn't even
come hand to him, like she'll when I tell y'all, when I was
recovering from COVID and that little motherfucker shot the bottle of water and it hit
me in the back door. I wanted to beat her ass so bad,
but I had a stress from it, like she beat me with a bottle
of ice mountains because she didn't want to come in the room, the one
who always takes you out, being the same thing my youngest, the same
thing as the youngest kid. So yeah, So so I come out of
the you know, the living room and ship and like I said, like
she'll take off running like she don't. She doesn't want to be in the
same room with me at all when I'm sick. Why you didn't keep that
same energy when you were sick. Your household is very dysfunctional. Extremely I
can't stand nobody in there. Even a dog pissed me off. New didn't
actually be here y'all. She got cried about her being gone. She got
that wouldn't nodle never anyway, Jews got stolen. Okay, that's what we
never got jews back. Okay. They could have not had another dog,
they really could. I didn't want her to die. They take her to
the fucking you know, and they put him down and ship It was one
day we came over here, and I was about the kid nap New New
because New New felt looks so unloved. I was broke shit like a sheep
New looked like the shag carpet after it gets pulled up. No, you
know that, you know the sheep dog that be punching out and ship on
loony. Yeah, yeah, New New New is just giving that a cup
time. But no, So it's the fact that she goes through all of
that when I'm sick, even though I'm considerate when I'm sick, but this
motherfucker. Every time I tell her, I'm like, why is you in
here? Right? Why? Well, it's just my why are you in
here? And then it pisses me off because whenever somebody else gets me sick,
I always get I'm I get sick or than they do. So this
motherfucker's in there chilling, and shit, you get mad some i'ms in here
and I'm fucking folded up and shit on the floor, like I can't do
anything. So I ended up having to use fucking sick time from work.
But I ended up because I was like, Look, I was like,
I'm gonna just make up whatever in office days like now, Wednesday I couldn't
work at all. That was just that I was miserable. Thursday and Friday,
I just worked from home. So then I'll have Wednesday, Thursday,
and Friday. I'll have to go in the office to make up those days.
But that shit is miserable, man. I could not fucking breathe.
And I will take any like body pains to the point where like I'm in
tears. That happens every time I get sick. But I will take all
of that ship over a stuffy nos like that that's temporary rys ship. See
running nose. I can do because I can just you know, if I
gotta plug it or whatever and switch that shit out, like fucking change your
old and you know whatever. I can't stand becoming a mouth breath. Mouth
breathing irritates me so bad and then it's like you're breathing out your mouth one
lips, it dries a motherfucker. Your throat is irritated now because all this
fucking error is just going in and out. Yeah, I just that's why.
That's why I can't stand mouth breathers, because you know, I'm like,
you're just breathing in everything, just ass and all, you nasty bastard.
Why I'm on this couch going up three cups. We have the episode
bum air and mouth breaths and ship. We talked about that. Just know
that you pick it up somewhere. What's going on drinking it? We'll talk
about. Okay, it was introduced to us because of her. Oh okay,
yeah, great, a man waiting three cups of Google juice. I've
just graduated to a full wine glass. And that's because I didn't have to
work. You have a problem. Step away from the Google juice. I
got to be drinking it like it's water. Man. I had a big
guy had a cup and I was smoking. Damn, let's sleep. Glad
you woke up, because that's some And that's another. So while I was
stick, I had made a like I had I had allergy medicine because my
nose was like you know, but then I had a cold pill. Then
I had my Hydra morphone, and I had Google juice. Were you just
sleep? Were you just out? No? So what I'm taking at the
time is based on like what's annoying me Before I go to sleep, It's
like, all right, so I'll take my allergy man nose running. But
then it's like shit because I don't want to deal with all like that block
like it felt like, motherfucker, just stuff cotton up there, just because
I hate when your nose is stuffy. But no matter how hard you blow,
it doesn't move that I was, I was fucking missable. I thought
you said I just started eating ass. I couldn't. My throat was irritated.
So when I got a stuff, yeah, I do open up yo
yo yo, poor eats open up. He might, but I really think
it's more hot. Is it like that might be decided to fact, who's
gonna check? I mean to make sure I don't die, brit do not
take that outible. I would like to to to say that we're gonna basce
a reata from this pot. What I wanted to do? Eat you.
I'm not mad, that's I'm mad that the snacks she eat ain't sheriff.
She could want chip. These tastes, I don't care. They taste just
like it's too much lights, okay, trying to get bad lintle chips,
light and airy lintle chips salt and they're free from porching eligance, so they
won't get you sick. You know what. The reason why I say,
can't come back. She come here to be ghetto like everywhere else. Stay
right in this motherfucker just be ratchet doing her hair on air, ratchet chips.
Where do you get lintle chips from? I got these from old foods.
No woman's woman's got everything. Yeah, you get anything. I'm just
saying. In the organic area, it used to be craggingnch so I got
to eat something. Munchos is like that is one of my favorite things from
child like Manchio's always remind me of my granny. Manchos and squirts soda we
still see. I still buy them. Yeah, Unchos and squirts. You
get when when I was a kid and my granny used to like kidnap me.
We used to and I call it kidnapping because it's like we lived with
my granny, But she used to pick me up from school and I couldn't
stay home by myself, so she used to make me ride around and rum
and stell with her and ship. So riding around rum and selling with her,
you know, that was the stikes we had, like Manchio's and shit
hot hog head cheese and crack and cracks used to be you got your grandparents
if you just, I just I don't. I don't like that big ass
brick like I like my ship. I like to go to the deli count
Yeah, what hot with crackers? Yeah? So to this day, taste
like you remember the cheese buffs. They didn't have cheese like that, just
plain cheese buffs. Tastes like it tastes like MEMI let me know when you
make some more dip. I bet that was some muchos would be everything.
I'm not making that until the launch party. Next month. Day is launch
party. We were actually just talking about that wake Wake now, so I'm
now I was kind of I was going back and forth. Not candle gonna
kill me. So we had set for October one, and at this point,
I feel like I have to commit to that day. But just because
y'all know, every year, I do a pop up for Sweetest Day.
Oh you know, the first is kind of but I guess it at that
point, I guess it gives you time to kind of shop early or Sweetest
Days so you can get your Sweetest Days stuff ahead of time. Exclusivity.
Well, if you come to the launch party, you get some of what
is gonna be at sweet as Day, but you're not gonna get everything,
So now you got to select the items. So now it's not a big
deal because we're really here just to celebrate the relaunch. That way, you're
not really expecting people to buy no, no, no, no, no
no. I definitely expect people to buy ship. Yeah you ain't been.
You wouldn't listen to the conversation, but I was nig niggas ain't gonna buy
sit twice in one month. It does, because I definitely will buy two
pair of Jordans inside of you spend it back to wat Serda can't be on
this pie because I'll come in this motherfucker with a five pounds bag of everything
good about a potato chip and his motherfucker came in here with somelental chips.
That's all I'm saying. You see how we not equal my snack wash my
neck was my snack was sharable everybody at this table. You ate some that
time? Are you upset? Yes, you bring snacks. They need to
be snacks for everyone, because if I bring snacks, even if you don't
indoge, there was enough everybody. Well, I want to shoot, just
like a K five class. Sharing is caring what you talk about me all
the time and me being healthy, my healthy snacks. You're talking about me
eating my apple? Now the apple was cool? Was it? Way?
What kind of apple was? It? Was that honey crisp. Pink lady,
See that's fire. Pink ladies are fired? Yea pink lady sound racist
or it sounds like very good within I don't know, depends on how you
squared on if I get. If I get good pussy from a white girl,
I'm definitely gonna call her my pink like hopefully hopefully nobody knew was here,
because I definitely didn't getting past my mom with the introductions. I'm sorry,
y'all, I just I got so angry because my baby got me.
You can probably still hear it in my voice a little bit, like because
I feel nasally Yeah, that's last week, last week, this week,
last week. No, she got me sick last week Friday. So I
was sick all last week. I'm like, yeah, I just creaming funnel
cake fries. I wake up sick. Put my mother, put my fistess
some blooming the full. Nah, I was sick all last week. Why
Amy, That's a true statement, dog, one of the I'll be all
right, we're going through Britney cold house. M what time is this excursion.
I gotta work, so I probably out listen to the people that don't
have to work. You need to you and your fucking shut up about paying
me. Let you in. I don't even like going upstairs. Makes a
phone call works on Labor Day because old folks want to take the goddamn house
that's wanting to be like a hundred degrees outside. It's gonna be old Satya,
motherfucking the place. I work here trying to you know, y'all got
more of this in the back, No, bitch, we don't get out.
But I don't know if if y'all remember, I don't know. I
don't know. I don't know if this was last week's episode or the week
before. But we were talking about how niggas in prison? It is basically
fucking McCoy absolutely week Yeah, like niggas get locked up and you be like,
bro, you could have just built the fucking robot. Why are you
in here? Like you know the ship that they come up with. So
it was so funny for me to be scrolling on Facebook and come across this
video. Can you uh you just see to say prison makeup? Oh now
before time me while he's you know, getting that shit together like we actually
had because like I remember I told you I was in a fence. They
actually had that. Like mother used to actually get up and like I have,
like you shit to create like a little eyeshadow and whatnot. Because when
I used to watch but we had a we had we had a salon in
there. A dyke named t used to fade me up like that's like she
like no like she because like the New Black, the training, the salon.
And that's why I started laughing because I'm like, you know what's funny.
I've actually I've never watched like the series like Orange, and you would
think that I have once past the first season because the first season is based
on the book what she actually went through. The rest of them is they
make it up but it's great. Yeah, but I great, But you
would think that that's something that I would have watched. I just I never
got I never got, but but it but it wasn't like it. And
it was so funny because like niggas had perms in there, like you get
your hair relaxed knowledge, like it's an actual like a little to put a
relaxer in my head in prison, because how'd you get the lie in there?
Right? Come upstairs, Carter? Actually, so when I when I
first got when I first, they do get handy in jail when I first
when I so when when I when I first got there, because I was
a self surrender, I had to turn myself in. So we had to
drive me all the way to Peak in Illinois for me to turn myself in.
So I was late. We got lost. I was buying scratch offs
and shit, I was winning and ship. I was giving them to my
mom like, hey, put this on my book, like, oh,
you know, because white folks do and shit like on the white area was
I didn't. I wasn't expecting to be winning shit. But so we get
there. It's fucking nighttime. I think I was supposed to turn myself in
by like three or four in the afternoon. It's fucking nighttimes. So at
this point, whatever little female guards and shit like they had like during like
to check in and shit, like they there were only male guards at that
point, so they couldn't do anything with me. Like they just had to
like give me, you know, whatever clothes and shit and just kind of
like no because it was no female guards, so they couldn't do anything.
So I got in there with my wig on, and you're not supposed to,
you know. I didn't think it's my first time here and I didn't
know, so I'm in there. I don't I just so I'm in there
and I'm keeping like you know, and everybody was like, well, one
the one chick at first, she was irritating and ship because she's basically like
the motherfucker Like she's like the welcome community, damn there. And it's like
it's late because I'm late, and she gotta come out and show them,
you know. So having a welcome community in jail, yeah, basically it's
mother's yea, yeah, it's motherfucker. Like they come around and they're like,
hey, you know, this is weird. Such as us and this
is what we do this and at this time, this is what we eat.
If you because we were we were split. It's basically it's like a
fucking college campus. Like you had, you know, a building, you
got b building. Ship? Wait, what what's what? It's a person?
We had a track and ship? What do they call that person?
That's what I'm saying. That's surtimes I haven't And basically so then because everything
the inmates do, everything like there's a level of trust within the you know,
the inmate community. So when I had so when I got when I
was in there and when I got sick and I had to go to the
doctor's appointment, the ship, when I had like to have that little surgery
and ship like it was inmates driving me to in front. It's not the
fucking the prison guardship. It's inmates. Everybody. Yes, nobody watched no,
yes, like yeah, but that's what I'm saying, Like, it's
levels to this ship. So that's why where's the whole level so we could
go to McDonald's city. So so that's why when Granny had that stroke,
That's why when Granny had that stroke, Mama was like, Mama, dam
didn't tell me, and it was like, had she passed, we wouldn't
go tell you until you day at home because at that point, like knowing
how everything was out of left, out of Daddy had to find me.
I left because because why I would. They don't consider grandparents' immediate family for
release there, So like if my grandpaen like, they wouldn't let me out
for our funeral, y'all got me fucked up, Like yeah, so but
no, depending on where you go, because I think Danville was staged.
Danville was I think that's is that Iowa never heard of facility. Yeah,
because because it's there, there aren't as many women for facilities as for me.
So for like that's why I had to go to Illinois. Let me
see, because I think it was Danville, Connecticut. I can't remember,
damn at a feed that'd my mind. I'm like that sounds very sun I
was called dan Berry, my bad. We can't we we cant have like
a white downtown dann Berry, not dann Field. It's called Detroit, yeah,
dan Berry, Connecticut, but not like so depending on where you got
with facility, they got a fucking like you can skate and ship there.
Skate yeah, and with us, they ain't worry about no bitch getting cracked
with the skate. And with us, it's like on the weekends, like
every weekend we had like movie features and shit, like they we like two
or three movies that's playing like the full weekend and ship and they will go
like they clear out whatever little gym utters, whatever the fuck it was.
I don't even remember at this point. But and they had like a big
screen in there and go when y'all pitched fine little seats and Shrison girlfriend,
Oh yeah, they used to be fighting umber bitches. And oh the dyke
they used to cut my hair. She had two holes in there. They
used to always been to. Her name was Dyke's name. And it's funny
because like like just why like why is that? Hey? So let me
tell you about T. Right. So T had these big ass titties and
you can't tape them down in prison. You gotta, you know, GETT.
But she had like this, she had like this like raspy voice.
But she used to really think she could sing and shit, but she sound
like Tracy Jackman, like so give me yeah. So whenever when whenever,
whenever that song comes on, I think about being locked up, and then
I was slashed up with this big African name Princess, and she reminds me
of John Coffee Dream, so that's what used to call her. We used
to be like, hey, y'all green mouth coming, she'll hear that shit
like I was thinking, like, hey, T tried to help me when
I first got there, and she learned quickly that that wasn't that so T,
Like, like I said, we became cool eventually, but when I
first got there, and commissary days are different. If you're in this building,
your commissary day is on a Tuesday. If you're on this building,
then your commissary day is on Wednesday. Because of the time that I turned
myself in, I missed my opportunity, like you know, and then when
you first get like, your shit is not on there right away, so
I couldn't order anything. So I'm I'm mean here, so I'm like,
bro, I don't got no deodorant, I don't got no food, I
don't get like you know what. I'm like, You're hungry, you know,
so you'll smell. So so that's where you know, that's where alliance
is coming to plane. Okay, girl, So yeah, I ain't even
tell about so this one and she was like the sweetest, sweetest and me
and her we ended up getting like this, and it's so funny because we
didn't know that both of us were from here m h. And we got
sent there by the same motherfucking judge. But judge Charles cleverd that nigga sound
racist very much, but no so. But but she looked at like she
you know, like she she was like, oh, you know, and
then when you get you know whatever, just no, give me whatever back
like and it was cool. So Commissary finally roll back around and shit the
next week and my money is finally possed to my account. So I'm going
slapped her hand up to her, you know, asked her you know what
she wanted and off or whatever, you know, I would I would hook
her up. This is a big dyke bitch, come slide down her little
paper and shit, and I'm like, you need a pencil, Like that's
what you're gonna buy me? That's exactly all I was like, No the
fuck, I'm no, Like, I was like, why are you think?
And it's like, look, now, I know that we are all
in federal prison, so you might think like, all right, well,
you know, you know, I just ain't the cheetah, So I know
this bitch didn't stab nobody. That's that true. No, come over here
fucking with me, lady, because I have no problem with getting in trouble
at all at this point. But no, but and I got mad because
like people calling me dincons and I'll be triggering sometimes like I'm used to it.
But it's like I heard that so much because I was always in trouble,
Dinkins report to add me in. So now I have to go to
the administration building to find out from the CEO what the fuck out and did
this? So so I've never told y'all this story before. This is the
very very very very very first time I'm ever telling y'all this story. School.
So why oh to Milwaukee Claners cost. So, while I was locked
up, I got really really sick and and I couldn't I couldn't stand up
straight like something was wrong. Like whenever I tried to like stand up straight,
like I would get like a really really sharp pain in my side.
I kept calling home like telling them, I'm like, dude, they're not
you know, they're not doing nothing. I keep telling them like I ain't
been an a doctor, no nothing. So my mom is calling, she
communicating with the lawyer, the lawyers like, you know, they're trying to
get you moving. So we're having a visit from you know, one of
these like the prison executives or whoever. So of course, you know they
want everybody on their best behavior. They don't want a hair out of place
in this motherfucker boss here it working. So at this point, now I've
been here for a couple of months already, and I'm like, brouh,
these motherfuckers are not doing anything. Like bro, I I've not been able
to stand up. I'm gonna have a permanent fucking hunt. Remember towards the
end, remember how Granny when she starts shrinking and shit, I'm walking just
like Granny, Like I literally I can't stand up straight. So did you
find it? So I'm in my little Yeah, prison executives like whatever niggas
at at the top of the chain, and the Bureau Prisons and shit.
So because you know they have to blp yeah, Bureau prison. Yeah,
if you go blp like it's the Bureau Prisons website, that's they hand.
Nope, So I made a sign. I made a sign. I made
a sign, so I hit it. I tucked it in the back of
my little prison pain shit, my little prison cakies, and I put my
shirt over it because I mean, I'm sucking. I'm I'm literally walking like
I'm hunched over. I can't stand up, damn yeah, and I'm walking
that sort like it it hurts like it feels. I'm like, I don't
know if I didn't fucking permanently strained or pulling something like I can't stand up.
So they want all of us to line up outside of this building and
they have to like do like a little walk through and ship outside. By
the time the Exacts get to me, I am standing here, hunched over
with this sign like help me give me r They send me the counties up,
so y'all can send me the county, but drum can send me the
fucking yard. They was so pissed, But it works. It worked me.
Hey. They was like, what's wrong with her? Hey? No?
But yeah, I'm like, and I told him and now I said
for the past month and a half two months, and I I'm like,
I say that, nobody is listening, So I don't know what he told
them in the back, but their motherfucker's like this a bit. So that
next day, the first thing in the morning, thinking's reports to add men.
Everybody just looked like I was like, damn, man, I feel
like I'm on different what I forget? Everybody looking at me like I ain't
coming back. It was like, I don't know, you might not.
It was like I was mad though, because like certain people like they had
my back on it. But then it was other motherfuckers that were just like
if you don't come back, can I have like your kool aid and shit
in your locker? Like but the chick I told y'all like that, Me
and her like got really really close. It got to a point where I
got in trouble in prison so much, like to the point where like they
would ship me off the county and I would be gone for weeks. I
had to give her my locker combination, like if it's anything you need out
of there for whatever, like just get my ship, like in case I
don't come back, don't put my ship in your locker because I know the
house is still it. That shit was wild and that was a long ass
walk because I told you I was hunching the fuck over like, and it
was hot, the sun was I'm in a full khaki outfit walking across the
courtyard, stuck your back. I've never told any like, well, my
mom, like they knew about it, but I'm just like, I've never
publicly talked about that. You're very downs yeah, but that I was like,
so, don't think that like me doing shit and y'all look at it
like, oh man, you know, let me just be trying to get
a rise out of people. And she don't really like, look, no,
if some shit is fucked up, I don't give a fuck word.
I'm at Nigga. I will let you know. So I knew full well
what the consequences of my actions could possibly be, but I'm like, bro,
y'all not just gonna keep ignoring my health concerns in there. So then
I ended up. What did they say to you about the sign? Did
they ever say anything to you like they were hit? They said something to
you Pugans. It was actually called a stunt. Oh oh, you know,
white people don't ever pull a stunt like that again, And that that
don't you pull up just like you and your friends that little stunt three days
buddy, We're not gonna have any of that town folio around here. Yea
town foolier class bro. They sent me to county for like three weeks off
that one. They weren't here because if you once again, but that shit
was WHI but I got so I ended up. I had ever they did
a cry on surgery. M hm oh thank you. Oh but yeah,
that's crazy because it just don't know. Man, I'm like, dude,
I've never told y'all about that fucking story, but yep. I went in
there and I fucking hand made a sign and it was like help me,
help me, please fucking sick help me. It makes for a good marker,
all right. See we sort of video there, yea brol Taylor.
I'm seventeen years in prison. I'm gonna sure y'all had to make seventeen years
to make up lashes with prison lash we got what can't you just say that
that easy? Like that Ben a wait piece of hair that had to be
murdered. I'm setting the cut it where you can use this or in the
free world. Scissors a marker, A toothbrush calms pretty beautiful and the prettiest
woman in the Federal prisoner she was in friend she was in maximum seventeen years.
You know you raided piece of hair? Okays all a little piece,
So I think this is like good. You can't figure out how to make
prison lash. You say seventeen years. It'll be so sticky that you don't
be sticking to everybody. So are you gonna? Can't you to the papers?
I never get white people to prison. Tooth frush, need fresh haircuts,
rest speakers, first ball, which is my favorite? On four?
Everybody want to rush put off another piece of this one. It's just like
this and you're gonna lay it over the top. How wonder is she say
the next few hairs and you're gonna lay them on car? This thing?
Maybe she's born with it, maybe she made it the business like way.
Do you see why I hate and like mark at the white part? Like
the white part. That's that I'm replace the week? Wonder once you got
on the right now till I'm using my cork, So I'm using my fork
to push it in to the ben name? Take another piece of s do
to the ben names? What's your busin to the down to hold all the
other girl down? So are you gonna put it this one. So that's
how did Penny become a run lash. I have already made one earlier,
So let me gonna show y'all the one. I mean, oh year,
what I said? It can take a long term to me, Yeah,
seventeen years. Seventeen bend their eyelashes, come on, caterpillars. I just
bend it, and then I'm gonna show you how. I wonder what she
in prison selling. This is a regular holiday because they said you can't,
it's illegally wear makeup from prisons. I gonna kill somebody. I can't wear
eyelt just stick yourself from the bend ags so you don't need no type of
blood. The prison eyelash looked better than so. Yeah, this is the
last ye broad from the here story. Yeah, the prison lash got the
volume. What's up? What's up? Time we about to go in business?
We might? Can she make weeds wild? See that's it? That's
wild. I thought someone handed your rose fam. They used to make deal
those with jolly ranchers. They're melted jolly ranchers down and then mold them and
then let them coop. Well, they used to put a glove over it.
I hate when not funny, annoying. People react to videos like what,
I hate it period? How we mute this because we don't need we
don't need, like and then for you to see that she is trying to
explain and then you're talking over her. What is the point of that?
And she was cute though seventeen years what'd she do? I wonder you have
to find her package? When when risk that? Naho? Wow, I'm
how long? You don't mean two days? Whatever? Nigga, I've tell
you number. You listen to her? No, I was saying whatever nigga
to her. I believe Joe number I was in there for a year.
I'm going outside of y'all, there's really only one person. I really like
that. I really pay attention to everybody else kind of muted on that.
So usually when that phone goes off, I notice she's a which is funny
because I just no I posted I posted us the screenshot because y'all remember Elmira,
right Tiny two an Adventures? Yeah, yeah, yeah, And and
that's because I told him like, cause, okay, so I hadn't been
feeling good and he has set me feel good some content, and I told
him, I said, you know what, I said, I really feel
like your diggest healing only in a sense like when I don't like, I
don't be horny out. I mean nothing like I'll be sick. But it's
like if I'm thinking like that, we can do it. We like,
damn, I feel like, you know, I think I'm getting better.
I told himself, I said, I said, you are the reason why
I survived COVID. I'm like, cause you was like, I said,
man, you gotta pull it through this. Man, we just we're gonna
go to Chicago for a weekend and we just go whatever. And I just
start about you eating ass all weekend, and that gave me the motivation to
stand up and start walking around my bed and so yeah, but that it
helped, Like seeing I was like, damn, And I was like,
I treat Joe Dick like the hymn of Jesus Garment. So me calling myself
a god is very narcissistic. That's not narcissistic. I'm giving someone else a
compliment. But it's still wild all in the side. It's not it is,
it's not. He was like training for the d It's crazy. Look
that I look when and it's so funny because so after he's in the video
like, and I started talking to him. Shit. He was like,
he was like, Nigga, ain't you sick? And I was like,
but I did. I told him I sent him that picture. I was
like, dude. I was like, I'm like, Dick's be so ugly,
but yours is just beautiful, like and then I told him, I'm
like, I really remember Elmira, Like I want to just cuck him and
squeeze and never let me go. That's how I feel. So wait when
he blocks me sometimes I'm kind of me. I'm like, I bet he
probably just like God whip me. Yeah, never remind me that thing too,
where Ushian was like, man, so Dick like just rubbers, come
on my guns like crack, like, where are you going? Right?
You called you called you comparing Johnson stuff, Johnson, Johnson whatever, look
a million and one. Congratulations like to she carry Richardson like she has been
tearing, really really nicking. I am for you is clerely taking the nineteen
night. No, the kid looks squirrely. Really do get in love and
George and Queen, I'll take you home and love you as nice okay,
and never never never let you ed can't you and love you and you and
squeeze you all. I'm not in love you are. I just don't know
why you two jackasses don't be together. It actually annoys me that you won't.
You know what's funny about that? Now? It will make so much
sense for us to be together now because he's at that I think he's horn
out supporm where it's like he's in that old man stage or he doesn't want
to do anything but like work kicking with son and then like when we do
our little shit and then like try to get whatever little Sleepy can. Because
all they did was dry three to four hours to be worried about his girlfriend's
butthole on the internet exactly what he does what he got a girlfriend to do?
Only fans too. He must got a type no, yeah you his
type check with the Dusty had that same. It's not just had his brains.
There's more where that came. Definitely she's in love but no, but
it would it would make more sense now because it's like he's not into chasing
that, like he just thanks, he's not she acts like how I would
want him to act like for us to be in a relationship, so it's
funny. What the heck say? It doesn't Meemi me, my mom,
Mama, Mama, mem yes in see this as meem me. She got
that for you. Now, my mom did any and every fucking thing on
tmoo shoot buys like she just she just first of all, oh absolutely,
first of all, let me tell you about t T moo just has my
households spending money just to be spending money, especially my mom. My mom.
She don't even leave a fucking house t mood and got her bonds and
she didn't got a goddamn thing or remove be stingers and ship bro. Nobody
in the house has been stuck by me. And she was just like,
but that's what I'm I'm saying, just because they sell it. She was
like, ooh, and I think she was so excited that the chance that
that she almost got to use it today because she was like a bee flew
in the window and landed right on my arm. She was like, and
I'm like, you know, moving it flew out. She was like,
but I was thinking I was shoulgar used that little things like I was ready
all right, man for cheak. I got stung by a bee one time
and it wasn't even me getting stung by a bee. It was a bee
was dead on my porch, and I stepped the foot out to grab a
package, and I stepped on it and the stinger went my foot. Damn,
that's sucked up. That's like to be like having sex and busting up,
but being dead and not feeling it. Don't say like sting you and
die already. Didn't even get the flux of stinging you. That was so
mad because I was like, what kind of shit is this? That?
So it didn't really about this and still bother you if they did? Is
there anything that would bother you other than the motherfucker hurt? They didn't hurt.
No, bless little flog guys. You say those So Sweda is the
one that drinks Jesus's tears? Yes, I love. What do you call
it white? Why can't white? Here is Jesus tears. It is Jesus
swift. I actually put some I'll put some organic clemon juice in this one.
Messing up Jesus tears. It's one little little rascal. Can you feel
it? He said? I can, because as we feel it when we
pinch our elbow. Y'all notice that when you pinch your elbow skin, you
don't feel it. You don't hurt as hard as you pinch it. Right,
it's thick as hell. Right. But I've seen people say like when
they've gotten tattoos on the elbows and ship, that shit hurt. I never
knew that anybody had a tattooed elbow. They be like it was like spiderweb,
like, oh yeah, I've seen that. No nerves. But I
was like, but then I get mad because it's like, so I pinch
myself as hard as I want to, but if I wouldn't slam this motherfucker
on the table, I mean this motherfucking my fingers could be dead and ships.
Yeah, like it was the motherfucker just you can't feelish shit that should
do hurt. Last I don't it feel like, you know how like when
you put ice on apart for a long time and it just kind of nums
it. That's how it feels like, like, motherucker just been holding ice
on your elbow and shit like don't matter how much I pinched twist stuff,
and I can I feel that shit. Okay, So how do we get
here? Because Facebook reels. I was just minding my business and then all
of a sudden, that guy with the creepy voice came on on that something.
It was like did you know if you Yeah? And then I was
just sitting here and I was like, yeah, what's the reason why.
But the crazy shit go crazy shit have been going on in the background I
be watching. Yeah, So now I was like, but now I was
like the intrusive thoughts are winning because it's like, all right if it ain't
no nerves, they're like, can I like just hold like a lighter there,
like you know, like I feel like you you know what we're not
doing, what we can't get yours? You do that Volunteers tribute there was
a post and it and it acts that and it was it basically asked like
would you rather have I think it was like certain of my the money or
for every thought that you have to come true. I'm like mmmmm, Nope,
I cannot have every thought because I don't control my thoughts and I just
be sitting here and then it's just like stab on like bro, like you
know, sitting in the duca babe. But I would be up on so
many homicide charges for no reason because it's like I don't even people don't even
be doing shit to me. Sometimes sometimes I just want to see, Like
my brain just be wanting to see how some ship would go. And I
feel like everybody's got everybody had thought. It's just the other regular side of
your kore. You act on right, right, right, So that's what
I'm saying. Like for that question, it was like, would you rather
have blah blah blah blah blah or for every thought you ever have to come
true? I'm like, no, I have way too many in truth spouts
for that. Ye I can't sure I see on your pay, but oh
my god, I'm kind of like, see wants all of them in your
filangies. That really sounds like a fancy sausage whenever I hear it. And
what joystick? Right now? I'm not the joystick. Oh. I forgot
to tell y'all how sassy Wine was when I picked him up yesterday. So
I picked Wine up because we was watching wrestling esterday. This nigga get in
the car. All he had to do was rotate his thick ass neck.
I don't gotta try no to get the seat, to get the seat belt.
You know this, just this one now, and it's no this nigga
go. He looked at me and shit. He turned his heads and like,
why why do you your hair goes? Whip your hair around, hart,
turn around and get the fucking seatbelts. Nah, bitch, you you
whipped it because it lifted. Let me be great. You're trying to you.
You know, we already got rid of one sassin there on the exactly,
I don't want another one. I'm not sassy getting there. You getting
You're progressively sassy. You're progressively sassy. Definitely, it's both of us.
Well. I feel like we upgraded. We got rid of one name and
got you. We got rid of the sassin, got you back yard against.
I prefer to singing over the sassy. I ain't gonna lie t you
know, Thank you very much. It was like having Wendy Williams. He
was just sassy and shape for no reason, and he couldn't even see straight
cricket eye. Fuck. I'm sorry he didn't desire that. He did,
but I feel like he called me fat in the last couple of days,
so he deserved it. I feel a matter of fact, he did.
He did. He said something about my ankles slide on parahoe. He did
so fucked up. See, I've been thinking that the stage don't be warning
because he ain't saying it in a while. They think about it, like
I remember you said that, well, like I was saying, like I
really really really do want to give props to carry Richardson like she has been
tearing down the fucking track and blowing it down like and it's dope because for
she never left that car. Their motherfucking' broke. Hey, you left these
items in our car? Yeah, because I saw shipping. I hate when
they say you that sh I feel like all apps do that. Well,
we have a setting. I can actually tell you that, like we have
any thing where it's set it like for abandoned carts, so if you view
an item, if you leave items in your cart, anything like, we
have settings to where we can change it stuff. For mine, I usually
give you twenty four hours to come back, and if you don't, then
it automatically can step out stock as soon as I closed app. It's a
notification dropped because that's how they got it set. You might want to come
back. You don't want to miss this deal, like I've seen the prize
bra ain't no delire yeah, or even when it's like, oh, I
don't want them that bad, or if you know, certain sites always do
it where you're going there and if you don't buy right away, then it's
like come back fifteen percent off. They scam. That was It's a thing
set up. So it's like, yeah, because they were brother, they
were rather given they were rather instead of you leaving the site and not making
a sale at all to lose fifteen you know, prof I just got one
that said, I'm about to start in high school because fifteen is our default.
I want to know who it was now some sassy names. I don't
know. We don't even know we were. It's us now, right,
just the two matters in the camera anyway? Oh that oh like oh okay,
but he was in absolutely that's what you don't who're not here, let
me go. But no, for her, you know, it's nice to
see her having such a great run literally because you know, it was very
unfortunate for her to have to miss out on the Olympics that year, you
know, because of like it's fucking I really hate that people treat we the
way that they treat me, especially because it's leg and half the world and
it's legal in the state that she was in, So it wasn't illegal for
her to do it. It was just you know, based off of Olympic
and federal rules. Because please remember, even if it is legal in your
state, it is still considered an illegal drug on the federal level. So
even the post office, like they'll ask you, like if you ever apply
for a job at the post office, they'll let you know like, hey,
doesn't matter, like do you partecting any illegal drugs? Blah blah blah
blah blah. Even if it is legal in your state, it's illegal,
so that still count. Says, do you take illegal drugs? You have
to check yes, no, I don't take any while I'm feeling out this
application, so I felt. But but it is so amazing to see that
she did not let that she did not let that, you know, deter
her from coming back bigger, better, and stronger than ever. Like she
is fucking amazing, she is. And you know what, I interrupted,
this crazy effect got cot co come. I'm sorry, people, this had
to be interrupted because a little oh my goodness, it's it seems as saspertaaah,
that's the word I was looking for, suffering, sasattached. Oh oh,
yes, you should say, set a tale for her problem. Actually
she's gonna be headed to the Olympics and okay it no wait, hold on,
so because of this, it's funny because of that name and with just
the shadiness. Wait, is that really him? I don't know. I
don't know either. Actually let me I'm not their friends m hm oh no,
because it ain't never been there though, because that people be doing that.
What's the name? Okay, all right, all right, Carrol,
we're back, Yeah, we're back. That's double check, all right.
But I like the fact that she was not allowing the interviews with the white
reporters, that that just no, thank you, thank you, no,
thank you. She's like, but you we'll talk. Didn't say that.
I shad a tear for her moment, for real, For I did several
times. I can't say, like there have been I have watched the relay
race repeatedly, like you know, and and it's just it's so amazing to
see and I am so so, so so so happy for her. And
you know, when all of that shit happened, Yes, you did have
a lot of people that like just completely turned on her. I expressed disappointment
and the fact that I feel like the people around her failed her because even
though you know, she was going through the ship that she was going through
at the time, I just feel like a lot of the people that were
around her should have been more acting than saying like, look, I know
this is whatever, but this is what you got on the line. I'm
not not while I'm here, right, you know what I'm saying, right,
And I mean, that's even like babe, that's not baby. Y'all
know he's a truck driver and after he got the job he was officially hired,
I had elibles and shit, I wouldn't give him when he was like,
man, I already I'm like, I'm like, no, guess who
had to drop on the very first day in there, and I'm like he
was like, man, dink as I am. So I said, I
know Dancin's reports of the Administrative Office, Dancing's reports to add me, there
was a CEO in there, Dodge. That was a fine ass white man.
Everybody in there want to fuck him. That was crazy. But women,
uh is that fine? Women? No? No? No, really,
damn no, I was no I was in there looking. No,
no that I was looking anything. But I always assume that you know,
you know, it seemed like the women were having uniforms, look like they
wouldn't be bigger, you know what they But yeah, it it was never
for me, you know, feeling like, oh, well, you know,
fuck her. She didn't sucked up her chances, Like no, you
know, you get to live and learn. She was very very young at
the time, you know, and what the young people do. They make
mistakes, And like I said, it was never a thing where I counted
her out and felt like, you know, just fuck her. But of
course there was disappointment because I felt like in that instance, even though you
know that it's legal where you are, you knew what the rules were exactly,
and at that time, knowing what was at stake, it wasn't worth
it. Right. So I'm happy that she's not only able to come back,
but she is proving all the naysayers wrong. That basically felt like,
you know, she was gonna be washed up and she's not that fast anyway,
use a fucking lie, right, because at one point, like after
that stuff happened, she did race and she got dusted by Jamaica and now
the motherucker's you can't touch this. They she she's been fucking Jamaica up.
But you know, it's still been a lot of love in the media is
shown like you know, even you know, and you still see black women
embracing and shit. You know, so they they still taking a little selfies
and stuff and you know, giving the props and everything. So definitely want
to give her a shout out because she has done all of the work.
You can tell like she's been training her ass off. She has been focused,
like you you can tell in the performances that she is putting on.
And I really really really can't wait to see more of her walking around.
Yeah, so I can't wait to see more of her because I do.
I feel like a proud big sister and ship when I watch her racing and
shit, Like I definitely cried, though I'm not gonna lie like my little
my little soft kick. There. It shows us the real battle. Wait,
it shows us the real battles personal fuck the people. Yeah, absolutely,
no thank you nothing. Breaking records is absolutely world champion with a smile,
no thank you. I was our homeboy would have said, no thank
you. What's that? Who's folks? Not nicklas Oh, because of his
controversial comments like who asked you like you're a track star, bro, who
asked you anything about basketball fan? This is not sure? He just kind
of like threw everybody under the bus, didn't he talking about fast fast man
world what they called the NBA world? Like, Bro, do you watch
basketball nowhere? It doesn't ever say NBA World champions. It says NBA.
You sure, what don't saying world champion? They used to the MS seed
maybe at one point in time, but now even if it did, I
compater clocking out though. The The NBA houses all of the best talent around
the world. So three, you're not gonna give me to say that.
I mean, where the how is that? Really? Wow? I want
to say right, want to got your cheetos? The sooner y'all accept sooner,
y'all accept that. All y'all got some level. Y'all y'all bet I
got some ratchet. No, No, that's not what I said. I
said, that's what this show is all about. This, that's what this
show is all about. Yes you do, Dick Jackie, My god,
Well, while we are having fun on the mica, someone did not fifty
Cent I like that. Fifty Cent beamed the nigga in the crap. I
know, but I'm saying, nigga like, so apparently she's actually a radio
personality. Never mind that deserved it. She's not. She's claiming not to
be one of your homes, you know, even when she got your cheetos,
when I got your cheating. I'm talking about fans of the show hostually
Awar not my hole. I just kept saying, no, I don't.
You can look on at fifty cent Ro grows his next place like the fact
that he shot this and the dog just looking to see it, right,
He's like, He's like, but I don't know if you if you if
you want to go like you can actually you can see like the get like
she she based his next place. What little known fact. Being a sound
person is probably one of the most dangerous jobs in the concert world because they
were they were very very serious about the microphones and they sound they want to
sound right, and the frustrate. This is what you want to avoid,
my fucking man. But it's not very often and throw the microphone. They
will come and through it at your ass as the sound person. Be not
in the crowd, right, That's that's that's that's extreme horror. You see
the strong strong arm. You ain't her heard they killed the sound man.
Got those chances ship people, but they'd be for real, like the sound
man is. And in a video where they said Michael Jackson was firing somebody
live on stage, like yeah, yeah it was it was whoever was in
the band, because he wouldn't stop the music and kept I forgot what keep
saying. I'm saying his name who we got videos, So don't make me
come back there. That Curtis definitely acts like a cancer cancer Maile Yo emotional
emotion. I think I share worked. But the story is media mogul fifty
cent is now the suspect in the coronal battery investigation, all right, So
that ordeal actually caused him to be the suspect in a criminal battery investigation.
So that was a Los Angeles radio show host that he struck. So she
sustained a significant head injury that clearly drew blood. Obviously, she was taken
from the Crypto dot Com arena and transport to a hospital where she was outfitted
with the bandage. But she said that he did it on purpose. She
said that he looked dead at her and shot it. But I mean as
quick as he did it. That's like, I mean, for motherfucking looking
at you. You don't think they're just gonna chuck a fucking mic at your
forehead? Bro extra really nine yeah? But she She stated in the report
that fifties cent looked right at her before aiming the microphone at The report does
not say what could have precipitated fifties alleged anger at the radio personality, and
of course he hasn't responded to yet The music director. Brad was supposed to
end the song but didn't. Oh you found it. It's a stops over.
Yes, Oh he pissed. He is pissed, Brad Job, Brad?
What you gonna do? What you gonna do? Brad? Oh that
was shot at barking the comments and what he was there? Uh yeah,
what you going to do to the ornament? And the comments? I take
the stand on it's crazy. What were you taking your honor? What were
we talking your honor? What I came here? Anyway? The brad job
is going, poor Brad. A long time ago. I think Brad has
recovered hopefully nam My black Ball the nigga, But did you see like the
whole that was in her fucking four year Yeah, that's what I thought.
She was looking up. Oh, I didn't even think about that, Like
that's that motherfucker. That's like a bite out, like listen, like a
chunk out of her forehead. Yeah, that's ain't gonna have to have surfery
or something. Well, I mean fifty strong, those mikes be heavy strong,
look like I mean, it could have been bruising the motherfucker beam not
for headed how many months per hour? Right? I remember pitch because he
can't baseball for ship. It's amazingly through that mike. Get here the first
pitch out of the then they just said party, hold my beer, and
now here we are watch this wold ship. Here's a close Damn. That's
told you like that's it's a whole, like you need another lover, like
you need a hole in your height. Baba, did you say, said
someone sensitive? Yeah it's prince. I'm singing prince thinking with the cancer man
is crazy? You sing? Who is y'all y'all cancer? I'm not I'm
not a cancer. I'm a Dominican. Yeah that's a how much you think
that's worth? I mean you can write a checkle to hell? Here,
bro, I want listen. I want a cameo on every I'm gonna become
stan Lee in the Power Universe. Yeah, I just needed care a small
road. I could be walking a dog across the street, but I'm in
this for a life. I can't get hit me with a fucking microphone?
Was wrong with this nigga? Well, what he's facing battery charges? Because
that is wild? Like, because that's really a chunky She about to get
paid? Yeah, Like it's a fucking hole. I used to think yourself,
you and and And the shitty part about it is because fifty cent is
such a horrible person, Like he would make a joke out of it.
That's what he did. No, he hasn't. He hasn't comment or just
saying anything about it. But that's what I'm saying. Like his first comment
would probably it probably wouldn't even be a fucking apology, it would be some
bullshit. Check she's gonna be every Power episode after this. He's about to
get her own show on Star. I would you need another love it might?
See Check one, my mic sounds noise, there's a hole in my
skull. Check two. We are horrible human beings. We should not be
who is we do not lump me into you. Oh, I'm lumping you
in the spiritual world is crazy over there? Are you talking about? I
don't know, I'm just being classic over here. People who see ghosts.
You were getting some some DJ set up, right, because you just stopped
like the entire broadcast. It's your show. You gotta you got like we
need to just we just need to know which which next picture? Right we
we background noise? Sorry for this because this is your house, but such
and such a stay in and night because like, bro, I'm not fucking
house Like, Yeah, how about to humanity? How about we get him
a hotel? Who got that kind of money? I don't do it.
I don't have to wear it. I'm you don't want to put clothes on.
I got draws on now, and I'm uncomfortable. I tell my mama
to day. I think I need to start wearing men's draws because I need,
like the the room that they give y'all for y'all nuts. I need
that for the pussy part. Regular draws and stuff called tom that they make
that I actually want from wearing those those working Yeah, I need I need
barroom for the pussy part. So you need briefing springs over there. That's
yeah, that's what I'm something whatever, little like that little pouch like of
of of little room that y'all got, and yeah, I need that because
otherwise it just it rides and then I don't like it. Now that's your
niece. She was underwood with dick holes in them. This is christ So
I can understand that. What why you fee some of them who have dicks
stuff? They just walk around with walk around dick. Her dick might have
mold on it. Fathers gotta walk around the dick. No. The reason
I say that is because like the one that she bought, I don't think
like you have to be careful with that material. I try to educate y'all
own toys and tell y'all that still a combe glass metal, those are the
best ones to go. Jelly material. Jelly material isn't that great. And
they want to be your man in it, but don't want to be your
man. They'll buy a walk around wells. As the great macho man Randy
Savage once said, be a man. Yeah, it costs to be a
man. You paid the costs to be the boss. That then what James
Brown saying surgery James Brown said, this is a man as world. I
want to jump in some conversation that I was on a podcast here engineering off
air off I wasn't on screen. It was a gay young lady here with
talking about having sex with the strap of on, how she hits how she
hits bottom. I'm like, how do you know that you're hitting anything she
can do? I'm saying, but I'm saying, you know we can feel
the same. You don't know what you're hitting earlier, it's blindly hitting some
ship. That's like the wildest part about lesbian poet. Like to see how
enthusiastic both parties be when dick sucking scene comes along. I really like,
fam, I just watched you for a purple plastic in front of your vagina
and you just out there like the over the That's why my face is getting
like doesn't matter, I mean inappropriate. I don't know what what what?
What sensation are you getting? The walk around? I don't know why does
he keep calling the It's gotta be a real night for it. He just
walk around? Why is a walk around? Because it's called a packer,
Tom walk around, It's called a packer. Imagine just is it just says
that on the package. Remember your walk around dick? Remember I want to
walk around with I feel like I need to start wearing because like when I
have to pee in certain spaces, like they have it where like so it
molds to the couci part, but it got a dick on it, like
it has a p hole, so like I don't have to sit to pee,
I'm going to walk around? What they got a funnel dick? That
that's never of this episode. Walk around so much walk around because let's see
it right there written let's see before you're written portable penis that is respectable.
But you calling it a walk around? I mean, like listen, walking
around? Is that? Is that like a part of the check before they
leave the house, like wallet keys as you got you walk around? Y'all?
Imagine somebody yelling, ye okay, make sure you got your walk around
dick? Come. You never know, babies, you never know. Here's
the thing you smell, goodman team? How they walk around? So here's
the thing walk around? Walk around? There's the thing I know that walk
around. There are there are lesbians stuck, you know, like they do
they walk around with their peace on them. But I guess my thing is
like, there's a difference between a man walking around. Yeah, there's but
but there's a difference. Okay, niggas just want to take the dick off
at the end of the day. See there's a difference there. There's a
difference. Now when I am with Bay, that's not bad, and I
decide that I want to, you know, spontaneously get with it, and
he whips his dick out. His dick is made of skin, Okay,
it is not made of a silicone or any other materials for you know,
him to whip it out. And then all of it said, whatever lint
from the ethic of boxers and everything else. Like like, I guess I
don't get it because it's like if you you walk around with it all like
you, you gotta rich the motherfucker off before you can use it. Because
of the materials, she's gonna stick to it. This shit gonna stick to
it. Potting balls don't stick to your skin, but it's gonna stick to
that fucking material. But that's why the walk around dick and the fucking dick
is two different dicks. Anybody who has a walk around dick never fuck what
they walk around dick. Okay, See I thought they went like twitter around
off. The walk around dick is exactly that, you just walk around with
it, so it's an accessory thing. So you all right, so you
got your microL Core's watch, you got your buffs, and you got your
walk around. I mean to sleep, I like, I wouldn't. I
wouldn't want a bitch to fuck me with the walk around dick, even if
that was the fucking dick, because it's like, hold on, bitch,
I feel like this is to choose my own adventure. Why can't choose was
dick you fucking me? Because I know you got multiples, like you know,
maybe I am in the mood for you know, Big John today unscrewed
and screw it on. Yeah, I feel like that. But the harness
is now you don't have to screw like this. Yeah. I think because
the lesbian does not have the sensation that the nigga does with his own dick,
that they out here like causing a lot of damage in some couccie.
Oh that's they turned They turned the straight girls out. They just overized,
coverizing, digging around in it. Okay, So remember how we talk about
porn comment. Porn comment and one of them. It was like, man,
that's stud back there and look as stupid as fuck because it was a
threesome and the chick. So she's sucking the real dick and then the stud
is behind her, just flailing wildly. Okay, Bro's kind of wild running
the two on one fast break. But Bro has done that. He's told
us that he's done several. But it's funny because you don't take a chick.
She's back there and it's just like like it's it's oh, so you
know how one of motherucker's riding a horse and like you know they and it's
like you know they body like as the you know, that's how they had
to hit her with the peggy like hey, you back there, you slow
this motherfucking down. But there are also some bitches. I'm like, she
outstroke damn there. Every nigga I've ever seen practice makes perfect. Like I'm
like she was hitting the pretty ricky at the parties or something like. You
know, but I've seen, I've seen, I've seen bitches outstroking niggas.
I guarantee you that bitch gotta walk around dick. She is comfortable with dick,
so she knows how you would have to walk around with actually get comfortable
having. You gotta get comfortable, feel like they just be out here interchanging
dicks like we swapped sneakers. I do kicks of the day. She'd be
like, you with attached or not? Is washing? I mean you can't.
You can't. You can't always. You can't always wash the dick immediately
before you get busy. Yeah, So what I'm saying is you were not
You were not always in an environ for you to immediately wash your dick before
y'all fucked, especially like if you were into spontaneous kind of set like because
because it because if we're if we are on a fucking Ferris wheel and I'm
like, I'm gonna blow his balls right at the top of this motherfucker.
Ain't no fucking soaping water right there. I'm not supposed to rub hand sanitizer
on it. No, right on fire dick. But since, but since
we are on this topic, Tommy, if you could go ahead and click
that first video that says a TDR network on it, the one next to
us. Yeah, it was on Yourny, But I like burgers, wait,
what whoa what? All right? I did start it over? You
ever sucked us think big. Yeah, it was on your ny But I
like burgers. It was a hard working dick. Yes, had all the
cheese. Oh no, no, the cheese bread. Then they got bread
and cheese. You like my nigga's in your face? Just buy my mouth,
not buy my eyes. Got a good mouth to nut on. I
ain't gonna lie. That's a good one. I like to drink it.
Drink what the nuts? Say? That? Like that for you fucking meat
today? What spurre me tasting like if you eat it how you supposed to
be. It don't taste like nothing. And that's what I like. But
I don't mind a little. I've gotten my mouth nutted in. But it
came out of my nose. Wow, Wow, wow wow. I was
laying on the bed and he was standing on the bed and he was sucking
my face, and then he was holding my nose, so it was like
like this, Yes, it was like that, and then he nutted in
my mouth and then it came out of my nose. Wow. I love
that for you. It was if a girl it sucking your dick, pinch
that nose. Wait, No, DJ called his first son ever, what
kind of point do you like? To watch lesbians only black lesbians or white
lesbians. Oh, you're gonna do me like that? I like the white
tea watch white lesbian important. Yeah, they'd be doing what they'd be doing,
like the black girls. We'd like I know what I'm doing. They
don't be knowing what they'd be doing. You like this suck dick? Yes?
I like to suck dick a lot. I like sucking African dick.
What kind of forever swallow all day? Yeah? I could just be lying
talking about y'all spinning, because if you fucking in the bedroom, you run
into the bathroom to go spit that shit out? Stop it. That's dumb.
Why are you going to the bathroom to spit out? Come? What
are you sucking it for? Why do you nut of your mouth? You
got a good point? What do you say? Good soup? You got
any toys? Hold on, it's gonna take two seconds. Yes, did
you know what this video for you? Because I don't think you that?
No? No, no, so I thought she reached in her bag.
No, good soup? Do you got any toys? It's gonna take two
seconds. Yes, I sell those by the way, light up and all
I would it's anybody's party. No, that's your kind of party, A
great party. It's a great time. It's a great time. He's the
first person that she did say something very smart, What the fuck he's sucking
for? Stupid girl? Oh girl? From what was that that show that
Insecure? When she got mad when he busted her face and she got mad.
I was like watching Insecure. I never did. No, it was
pretty good. Actually it was episode where she was sucking dick and he busted
her face and he said he's about to come or something like that, and
he did and she was like, that was so disrespectful. I was like,
yeah, a lot of people getting mad. He told you he said,
I'm born as fuck because no, yeah, like I'm not vanilla like
for me. One of the best parts about sex is being able to be
Spontaneou that's why she can't get rid of bad. You're just fucking wild.
First of all, that is not why, like, why the fuck do
you be lying to us? Like just first of all, I was laughing
at the disrespect. I was you lift man talking to me, like why
to somebody else? Even need two? Don't believe you know more? You
need more people? We don't believe I'm all I got, I got,
he's still on that he got rid of. You can't kiss some of these
women like look and Miracle. I've talked about this like before, and it's
like but and that's and it's like if you don't know a motherfucker well enough
to be like, all right, I feel like y'all hygiene ain't up the
part you know, I'm just not going to have sex with you because I
feel like people split shit that shouldn't be split, right, And it's like,
so you are right read it. That's basically the point I was getting
at, like y'all out here fucking women that y'all don't want to kiss.
And it's like I never got that when people be like they don't want to
kiss, we can oh man, basically sucking, digging whatever, whatever,
Like what bitch are you kissing that you feel like? Don't brush her teeth
and shit like that's the weirdest flex that niggas And it's not even a flex,
like you just you you fucking without how do you fuck without kissing?
I mean, but but even Maggie when she was like, and I don't
kiss you because I know you eat nasks like so you just be out here
kicking it with niggas, so you feel like just pour for or it makes
sense now like when motherfuckers missing like a hole, they're skipping steps, they're
just fucking like there's nothing there. Just The funniest part to me is a
lot of niggas that say that they don't kiss women because women be holes and
they be sucking dick and they do all this so you won't kiss. But
that's the thing, Like they want to have sex, but they don't.
They don't want to eat, but you can't eat everybody. But if if
if I feel like I can't suck your dick, I'm not having sex with
you, period, because that's just how I operate. Like, if I
feel like your dick is not clean enough for me to suck it, why
do I want it inside it? Exactly? That is how my mind works.
So the fact that people are out here and feeling like, well,
I can't kiss you because I don't feel like you clean enough for me to
kiss you. I don't want to eat your pussy because I feel like you're
not clean enough. I mean, it's so, why are you having sex
with the period? Why are you engaging in anything intimate with them, because
if you feel like they mouth ain't clean, then the pussy ain't clean.
There's nothing. She had beautiful teeth and beautiful smile. You never known that
she was an I don't. I mean, you never know shit. You
like a check with a beautiful or hygiene. Yeah, And it's like and
a lot of those guys who will say that share blunts with their homeboys.
Though, right back in my single days, I'm so not only are you
complaining about like you don't want to kiss these women in the mouth, but
you were actively in the circle with a group of men and all of y'all
are putting y'all saliva on this blunt. You don't know how many asses you
just ate on top of kissing your homeboys indirectly. That's why, that's why,
that's why niggas just gotta buy. You just gotta buy your own week.
You don't have to buy your own week because you gotta hell. Man,
she just has been slipped out. She didn't say buy nothing. She
she pulled a Tommy, put your whole body in my mouth. Leave.
Yeah. She definitely didn't say just yeah, like I don't, I don't,
I don't know it might hit hard, like if if you feel like,
if you feel like you can't trust my pussy to be in your mouth,
then you shouldn't be trusting my pussy to be on your penis. That's
good. That's just like a motherfucker who feet steak. They used to blacking
his feet steak. His ass ain't far behind, remember Green say that true?
And ship as awesome flapping up facts facts I've been known to due both.
I don't like it after it was after our anyway. I didn't know
what happened at ten o'clock. Oh why like she didn't have time to hit
the showers. Fly got here just after the club. But after the club,
Janet, that's that's okay. No, not why is it? Don't
do that? We just left the club. That's a whole bunch of things.
If I'm here, I'm knowing the risk that I'm talking about. Walk
that's what they call it. A walkman. You have a walkman, that's
walk around it. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. You
got the anti script shit. As I said, I kiss you from the
neck, damn, But I'm not kissing on smoker. That's different because you
can taste, yeah, like you you can taste it in their mouth when
you could, Like that's completely different. That's not just saying like you don't
feel like they hygiene is up to par, and you just feel like,
oh well you were fucking slut and you're nasty, but I still it wasn't
pussy from me, No, Like this is just like you can you can
literally it strap, get the gat, get the gat, get the gat
again. So they don't want to kiss women who sucked it, but you
lick on these house neck and they neck be salty and you bypassed that,
like you just keep going like you don't want to kiss her in the mouth,
but her neck salty. Fan like you see the bad choices negroes making
life. There's niggas out there if there's sucking, some real nasty chicks.
But yeah, like for her like a saltlet, like the shit they give
horses, it's a saltlet, smelling real, smelling real good. Actually,
ain't nothing sex here like her left side, like thank you. That's not
saying if your HIGI isn't up to par, we ain't sucking. And that's
what and That's what I'm getting at, Like if you feel like somebody's sucking
dick previous to you. It's still gonna be like, like, do you
think with like dig film just collecting the mother suck the mouth? And if
you do, then that means that you don't need to be sucking, because
that means you don't think that they have proper dental hid weird, that's what.
Yeah, I always got your leg over there when don't y'all. I'm
trying to find an episode where it ain't a little it's a show. Show.
It's like telling you, but Garfield and friends they wait until Garfield is
off the screen and then they do they thing. Then it's the shell.
Then with we've been doing very well the last five six episode. They just
started pushing your screen out. It's the holiday weekend, okay, let it
look like Christmas? Oh sh no all Christmas. I hated egg No spiked.
I've always hated iggna. The only reason that I drink eggno now is
literally because of wine. And that was what last Christmas. You started me
because the way that he mixed it. But it's also it's also different to
me because it's excuse me, like we got all like different flavors of crowning
ship now too. But when he did it, it tasted like a boozy
milk shake from AJ Bombers. So when he when he makes the igna egg
knocked for us, it tasted like a boozy milkshake like it just you know,
shout out to J Bombers. Because when I used to work downtown,
I was definitely drinking at my desk because nobody knew it was a it was
a milkshakee nobody knew I was drinking. So I was just sitting there just
drinking this alcoholic milkshake right at my desk. That's why spontaneous six doesn't work.
I've never even had in one nice stand. Everything makes one of gags,
stomach weakest, fucking are you Are you a drama phone? If you
are, I totally understand that. No, like but but you you know
you know your limits though, Like but for me, like I have to
be able. Just don't have salty. Oh yeah, you get everybody swept
like a shower person. Like when it's like these kind of days if I'm
out, I'm like, this is a three to four shower day. Like
I just love being in it. Now now I'm not saying on the day
where you know, it's not like a typical like, all right, I
went to the gym this morning, I've been going grocery shopping. I have
a little bit of swamp ass. Let me pull up on this nigga and
try to get some spontaneous loving. No please, no, And I'm the
person i'd be like, you know what right now in a good time.
Yeah, it's going to shower real quick together, and then we can go
ahead and do what we need to do. Yeah, so you know,
so so spontaneous, So spontanous. Spontaneous sex is within reason, like like
it was what fucking what ninety degrees today? If I'm out jogging and shit
and mowing the grass, obviously I wouldn't be a scenario. But you know,
I'm more on the grass and you're doing all this ship and then come
in like, you know, suck my dick. Then it's like I get
the sneeze and this ship because you got dandelion dander all around you. It's
like, you know what, I'm no, that's not what I mean.
Getty hard, get hard for me. I'd be so mad. I don't
think I've iver because that sounds wild as don't embarrass me. Super important.
If your feet looking off up, I assume the box is not sanitized either.
That's funny. I'm not a fan of What is that why you like
my toes? It was funny people feed No mom, I don't dash charge
you much. And I think it's funny because y'all know they all they fuck
with mean tease me and call me the light skin whisper. But that's one
thing that I can say, like with the light skin niggas that I deal
with, Like they feet look better than a lot of the chicks feet.
Like they like you can tell their man feet because like they'd be strong and
shit. But it's like the toes don't be all jacked up. They don't
be missing a pinky toe nail or got that little you know, the the
crunchy sunflower seat that being the bag. They don't got that nail and shit.
It'd be like yo, it's it's it's they're very presentable feat for men.
Like like I said, like you can tell, like clearly that's a
man, see the veins and the strong shit. But it's like he takes
care of himself, like he gets a pedicure. It'd be looking like the
burnt French fry and the bottom of the pack. Some of y'all look like
man, one of my eggs. I'm like that, motherfucker. I'm like
that bitch looked like a curly Why is that motherckers twisted like that? We
did not last long at all because I would freak out. You saw a
feet? Why is this the picture? I see what Michael Jackson knows.
Okay, so it was so it was, and we was saying he had
like ugly feet. I didn't know that because I, honestly, within the
last couple of years just really started like sleeping with out socks. I hated
sleeping with bare feet because like I used to hate how like I hated shit
touching my feet. So as sleeping with socks and shit on like was normal.
Like I get out the shower, I you know, lotion up,
do whatever, and then I put some ankle socks on. But one day
we weren't at my house, like we was at his house, and like
he had he didn't have a chance to like put his socks on after he
got out the shower, and I saw his feet like for the very first
time, and I was like, Bro'm going home, Like I was so
mortified because I'm like, that's judgment. It was once you put a sox
on, it was good you no, because at this point I just kept
thinking like what if we tossed and turned too much and the shock come off
and it touched me when I'm sleep Like, so yeah, I didn't talk
to him no more. After I've broken up with people for petty reasons.
That's a that's a I feel like that's a very difficult thing about dating people,
like having to like get comfortable enough of them that like certain shit that
you just because some people they freaked me, I'm gonna get that long ass
index toe like that were like you know how it's a you know how your
toes is supposed to stare step and like go, you know, like this
is supposed to be on the angle and then you just got this one toe
just protrub but at the top of the other one. Hey, everybody at
home looking at their feet, it's like that overachieving ass toe just outgrowing everybody.
Hey, miss Jackie, that's a pretty feet. It's a must.
Yeah, Like it doesn't have to be like like I said, like I'm
I'm not looking for the niggas to have like, you know, women's feet.
I just don't want them to look like they will attack me. But
if you're black, sir, mine kate being no negotiable. Uh, there's
a lot of hoods out here. Then it was just one nigg Then it
was one nigga. He had to buy me a new cover because it's to
nails kept getting caught in the thread of my cover. And no, so
you know when you so you know when you pull a thread like on a
cover and like you know how like it get tight right there like it you
know, and his tone, it kept catching my fucking cover. So I'm
I he had to buy me another comforter. Why is niggas sleeping sleep barefoot?
I'm not a fact. I wasn't until the last coming, but beat
it's not. He makes me take even if I forget. He was like,
I know you do, nugget be no suck so and fetch your mother.
He had he has a foot fetish stuff because and and it's funny because
he was like, he was like, you see how all these niggas keep
getting caught up with these transsexuals. He was like, you know it could
never be me, he said, because you know how much. I love
little pretty feet. He was like, it ain't no bitch springing on side
twelve on me. So because no, no, because he teased. He
teases me all the time, and he said, you know what, dinkins,
He said, sometimes it's the only way I know you're woman because of
your feet. He was like, sometimes you concern I think I had pooty
real loud that day. He was like, ain't no way a woman should
be like that. Last thing months. I can't do it in the winter.
I can't in the winter. In the summer, I'm glad. If
my feet get called, my whole body get called, right, Like that's
why I sleep in my socks, because if my feet get colds came over,
it's like it's no warming up after that. It's like the lower half
of my body is detached from the top half. Like my arms and ship
will get cold, but like my legs and feet, I do not get
cold. And my mom has literally threatened to hide my slides from me because
it will be winter. I'm like a white person, so like it's wintertime
and shit, and I'm like, bro, I'm just running to the store
and I'll go out, no socks on it and I'll just throw on my
slides with no socks, no nothing, and I'll go to the store and
it's fucking December January bywary, and my mom be so mad, like if
it ain't no snow outside and the ground is dry, no, And that's
the thing. I don't have to my my feet and my legs don't get
cold. The only my upper body gets cold, like I'll be freezing,
like I'll have to have on the jacket. But I can be in a
big fucking triple back goose and I can have the shorts and fuck aside,
Ain't nothing better than the feeling of like a summer time outside barefoot, walking
on like some some grass or some shit. I love that I missed those
days. I'm country, I'm country ship. That's grounding. Yeah, I
love that feeling and grounding shit. It's don't put me in the ground.
I'm allergic to all that shit. So I I used to Yeah, I
could grass with my Yeah. The fact that grass can actually cut you as
wild yeah yeah, no, like for real, it's not careful. I
don't walk side barefoot though my roots from Louisiana. I just feel like I
told y'all sexy Red gives me bottom of the feet black, but like she
just walked everywhere barefoot. And as much as I've been saying that, because
they always in the middle of the street racing with no shoes on, Like,
what are y'all doing? Now? What happened? If you skin you're
fucking towld y'all coming on? They don't you see see that visual? But
ghetto hoes are invisible. They're like they're like superheroes. Yea, because I
used to race in the street barefoot. Project holes are like the fucking Justice
League. Look cool? That was it? This snigger? Where does this
come from? Rabbi Rabbie got a girlfriend and just fucking disappeared, right because
I've been seen she acts like has that? Has anybody ever seen like Adam's
family values? I believe I can't remember. That is the one when Uncle
Fester start getting pussy from Debbie. Oh, she put a two she put
a two pay on that nigga and everything. That's how Rabbie acts. When
she got a girlfriend. She act like when Uncle Fester started sucking Debbie and
Ship and the family came to see him, he was like, go away.
That's how that's how rabbi treats us hey. And it is funny because
like he was gonna go see him and sh she was behind her like rubbing
artisans and he was like, you had enough its it go away. She
was like, see he don't want to see. But yeah, that's how
I feel. That's why I don't come on here. Sure you don't come
because you whipped. I think Rabbie begetting beat on. You know what,
Chris was getting beat on. That was just who got to walk around Dick
and and in the relationship, Rabby definitely got to walk around Dick. She
built like Reggie, what Rabbi Actually, I meant to text you. I'm
I'm gonna text you now because we haven't we haven't got a friendship. Guiney,
guindy. Woman's gonna kick your assy Rabbi. He don't know you keep
that thing on you not to walk around. Oh boy, watch watch your
rabb me gonna fuck me because I made a joke, you know what,
Rabbi, respect bro I'm sorry. I don't want no smoke Broe. I
got it on me right now. You see her, I can't go I
don't even know smoke. Rab You're gonna suck around, shoot yourself trying to
shoot me right on her tide, right both straps. You say we're having
a plugs to go Birds. Two plugs of go Birds. You say we're
having a cheddar. It's gonna be Nicole Ravai next on the list. I
told her that I see it. You make me so nervous being a gun
owner. It's just some people. I'll be like, why, why you
Why did you want one? Because I just feel like we want Like her
dad used to be a cop, so it makes sense for her to you
know, it's really just because it's her, And I feel like Rabbie just
don't like if somebody was breaking in God for it and she gotta, you
know, up thing, I feel like she's gonna start crying and shit.
I don't know Revue be playing Call of Duty. She'd probably be in the
room like Bravo team girl, Come on, I got a bullet holes on
the wall. She ain't gonna give a no. I feel like Rabbie would
start crying and shit because she had to pull a gun on it. I'm
sorry you making me do this, Like right, Blue Team, Go Blue
Team, Go moumo mo, hey, Rabbi don't cry baby, because if
I were you and the nigga bade me up, I'm being like, remember
when doctor Umar he was like, some of you niggas going to sleep for
God, we'll speaking of doctor Umar. Suk suk sukiss? What's going on
with that now? Style style? I swear, Rabbi, I love that
videos so much. Man, fuck god, Hey, it's so Tommy hate
doctor Umar, but happy he who was suky? Now I'm eating his ass,
eating his ass. That's where you. Yeah, you're lying that be
hanging out with sexy read and everything. Yeah, that's real. Speculations just
offered to give Joe Buying the fucking blow job she did. She said,
that's what they were talking about. Dollar smiling, not smiling thinking about it.
I just can't stop. We didn't want all that. What did she
say? Oh? Okay, all right, that's enough wind. That's enough
of that now with a spoon or a spork, yeah, jocko. So
so Apparently after they linked up the first time, like earlier this summer,
there was a track entitled Grinch, and in it she said, I want
to choke right now, put the dick in my throat right now. When
the fuck doctor umar leaving woke right now, bars you know, he slid
in her ms because he's a he's so. At one point she even suggested
that Johnson could be the one who could help turn her into a wife,
and when he finally responded, it seemed like he was open to the idea.
But business comes first. As you know, with me, it's all
about politics before the punani. It's always revolution over romance. It's always institution
building before intimacy, liberation over less, business before the bedroom. And she
went through with that. He sounded like he just talked this about an all
kind of Vagina smiled. Yeah, but you know down on wait tell me
the creator was gay. I don't know, because it looked like he got
some buns. I just saw a reason picking it looked like he had a
b b Yeah. That's why Tyler the Create is a very different person now
because I see that shot shot with Tyler the Creator. You listen to a
little bit of I don't mind it. Yeah, I like some of that
stuff. See look viral photo been hiding it, but cats out the bag.
I got a BBL. This is not photo shot. That's funny.
I don't be knowing what whether they believe him or that. Yeah, Suki
is hilarious because she said, I like how Tyler the creator ass looking he
might need a little slurp on that dookie shooter. I thought she wrote a
bar that's what she wanted to give Joe Biden. Slip on the dookie shooter
is crazy. That definitely is that wild wild woman work work slurp on the
dukie shooter. Wow, you're gonna start using that from now. Rabbie said,
I just ate one ass delete dog? Can we can we put that
on the screen where Rabbie said, I just ate one and leave it there.
Thanks, We're gonna leave it there for the remainder of the show.
Yeah. I really just like her profile picture there so people know it's her.
Why you do that? Because it's me right like you? You shared
that information. We weren't. We weren't looking for held on, tell me,
I need to make sure that I have just likes. Keep taking of
me. I'm gonna send this to my mama. Here we go. That's
I made sure I smiled on the camera too, like like so now everybody
that tune in, they just you Rabbi. At the bottom line, I
just I just ate ass. I'm like, like, Mam, I told
you Rabbit to lesbian. Now look at this, because she said, Mama,
Rabbi lesbian. Now yeah yeah, starts to get to the gams.
Why do you do that? You wrote it? She wraps like the pigs.
Oh it's too late, she wraps like the pigs like you draw.
Do not too late, too late. I'll post, I'll post a response.
Life. I told that Rabbi just she said, I just ate as
all this time. You ain't never told your mama nothing about Rabby that your
mama would not believe she know Rabby Hope. Okay, wowhiphip so and I'm
I'm so I'm so happy that Rabbi like dodged the the ain't shitness that because
my mom used to think so highly of her nephew that she was trying to
hook Rabbi up like a blind day kind of thing. She wanted to hook
Rabbie up with Anthony. You liying? Now? No, Uh, here's
Haroline at the net. Look, this was years ago. He was still
and she was like like rabbit. She looked rabbit said on the rear.
She was on it heavy, like she was really really really trying to push
rabbie and and and I don't look, but I'm like this nigga has no
life ambition, Like what does he do with himself? Why is she trying
to hook my family up with the I mean somehow he's the definition of don't
date for a potential because he was he was straight a student artists nigga.
He will clean the paint off the walls, like you know, he want
to us Like what was through and what that nigga turned into? I was
like, yo, that you fell off hard? Is he smoking crack?
I don't know because at this point gotta be and that that she said to
be fair, I was a better person then to be fair, there wasn't
one exactly, so to be fair because you were a better person, then
he was still like that was still like why he would have been your first
body? You probably popped off like yeah, right. The nigga used to
like put the puzzle together, but he was fluid together so he could put
it on his wall. Like this is the type of psychopath we was dealing
with? All that's not psychopathic because I used to do that. So there
was a spific no no, no, no no no. When I when
I was a kid. My dad used to because I loved puzzles. My
dad to buy me puzzles, but he would have me put them together like
on a newspaper, and then whenever done, like he would flip them and
there was a it was a blue but I remember everything. My memory be
so vivid for ship when I was you know, but it was a little
blue and it was actually it was called puzzle like. It was puzzle glue
was goose specifically for that, and he would like he would like paste the
back of it and let it dry, and then he would see what kind
of psychopathic dealer was you would explain to an artist how some arts should work.
You see what kind of psycho you are? Yeah, just abusive towards
men, just like psychiaists. Oh yeah, yeah steroids together. Gemini,
Absolutely, he's he's a Gemini. And y'all birthdays was right by next Yeah,
because you are the twenty fourth and he's the twenty seventh. Yeah,
I see, real fucked up people. What are you supposed to do with
the take it apart and do it again. I ain't never been a puzzle
type of niggas. I assume I assume that, yes, that is what
you do you put it together. You put it together, You look at
it and be like, yeah, why it's the work. You take it
to, put it back in the box, and you put it out when
you want to do it again, just like Master I. Once you beat
it, you put it away, and then when you feel like you wanta
beat again, you take it out beating again. Took a picture of it
afterwards. If you take your selfies of your comb shot you, nigga,
I take selfies after as a nigga. Now all right? Yeahs on the
video wh even sending them to people he just achieved it was a collection that
were fucking mischopis. That was exactly what was said. It's the man versus
the women. And he was so particular about Oh, everybody knows Jim and
I and men are fucking horrible. I wouldn't wish them on anybody. And
he was so particular about shit. Yeah, yoused to like, who is
this dude? He related? Yeah, that's our cousin. Unfortunately, m
he taught me he was right when he said he was related to you.
I don't know that nigga no more. Yeah, Calvin, you are the
fucking poster child of a ain't shit, Jim and I man, Okay,
I'm kind of mad at you don't have a profile picture that's showing up for
me to be able to show people see exhibit at we the best. I
don't want to be a Gemini. Yeah, I just scept my scorpion that
can with Jim. They're looking awesome, are you? You get along with
Jim and that one. And that's because you know, the sensitiveness that we
have as castles balanced is not that emotional storm that they you know, what's
funny, That's why we get along so well. Now, Like as far
as like like looks like it wasn't it kind of reminds me of like Columbra
Short. Can't remind me of Columbra Short, like his look and the fact
that Columbra Short he used to be that nigga and now he just that crazy
bub it. So, speaking of that, we actually have a video that
is the it's the third one timing step, the third one one here,
that's the one that says Denzel, Okay, dont worry about Denzel. Denzel.
Why did I name my son Denzel? My son's name is Denzel.
Word. Yeah, Denzel. He kept a little nigga at me. He
kept making me feel like a little nigga. Yeah, you were trying,
you were training today. He was the white boy in training today. He
kept doing that to me. So finally I was like, boom, and
I'm just truncating the story. When my son was about to be born,
I was like, man, My wife was like, what I mean,
name of her son? I was like Denzel, because why because now he's
my little nigga. Mm, that's dupe. You know you really want to
say the nigga right? You heard him in the stone, how he looked
at it. I felt him in that moment because when I don't have shit
to say about whatever you saying, that's crazy. That's dude, bron.
I feel that's why crazy. You name your son Denzel, nigga, br
this is why you don't get book from movies though. That's that why it's
domestic violence. He was just off the hdges that shit got that. Oh
yeah, Deela, he said. All you could do was because like it's
because because you know, you know, the nigga that was hosting. He
was really like this niggas fucking ill, all this nigga nai therapy. And
so when any Denzel's on him when the Denzel a little nigga. This is
the most random shit. He probably walked in the party thought it was cool
trying to stop Denzell pin. What happed, mister Washington? Look that functions
like I'm a little nigga. You name your son Denzel? So you little
nigga? Him? Like? Who the fuck thinks of shit like that?
People that don't have ship else to do with life? Yo? Crowning,
Yo, crowning moment of life. A woman bears your child, gave birth.
Hey babe, what we're gonna name my son Denzel? Oh that's nice?
What's the meaning? Because the real Denzel kept treating me like a poop
put So now I'm gonna treat my son like a bitch ass nigga. That
is because it's daddy a faggot. I know, I'm sorry, but facts
is facts, just like rules is rules, and the produce section is the
produce section. You just got chilling the slurs. I think I can't.
I can't get one f bomb off, no one person. No. I
feel like if I was over exactly over using the water, it would be
bad too much. Why not that called us niggas all the time long as
they still saying, nigga, I feel like a lot of ship should be
Okay, embarrassment is our connection child? Oh oh, climb is short?
Yeah climb. Can you ever watch Scandal? Yeah? I can tell yeah,
yeah, you know, I'll show you movies like Stump the Yard and
like Drip, Like the movies pissed me off so bad because they advertisements,
like when dance movies are bad, like and you expect to see performed broun
and give a fuck about this plot you have to have, but there's not
enough dancing. But but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is you niggas
can have more dance scenes. Yeah, okay, I get it. You
know you fell in love with this bitch her boyfriend and fucking whatever. Y'all
can talk about it at dance practice. Why the fuck do we? Right?
We only we get a dance scene at the opening of the movie to
know, all right, these niggas be dancing and ship. Yeah, and
then after that and then the rest of the film is just nothing until all
of a sudden, just find a performance like bro, it's a sad ass
plot in like thirty minutes of Neo without the hat on you Live. I'm
dead ass. Have you seen this movie? Yes, that's little movie is
bad and making good, trying to save it her acting and making good.
It's terrible at her job, but making good it's fine. That's why she
gets where she gets, because she get where she wants. She got that
much talent. She don't have to. I mean, what is she really
doing that mother trying to fuck her daddy? That's why she was also on
Way Is Deep and movie was asked she was also she's also on Scooter.
Yeah, that's probably the game. What's the show called Scooter cousin Skater Cousin
Skater? Yeah, shout out the bill be saved the last dance in My
Big Age. It's crazy because what the fuck was that? Exactly? Black
dude, white girl. Yeah, that's a horrible plot, right. The
movies that be based around people in high school be some of the shittiest plots
now, and they're grown as just so bad. It's really that weak ass
routine you put together. Yeah. I really like the song, but it's
like as hard as it may see, gotta work to get the cream.
That little hops she did with the chair, I'm like, bro, I
wanted her to fall so bad, and then they had the corny nigga from
barbershop. Her hip hop was the furthest nigga from hip hop? Why is
he teaching her hip hop? They were sitting here like you got moved like
that. No, that's not how niggas are hip hop move. But the
screen man got hit it like this, yat hip hop fifty years fifty years
of hip hop for that. That's a black eye right there. She's terrible,
man. What else was that? Coach Carker was about the best teenager
in the school off that they did. Bro. You know, you throw
a little sauce on that white privilege, that's what you get. Little sauce
at all. If there was sauce, Hollop garden sauce like no flavor at
all. I'm mad that they keep making sequels to step up the bro,
Step Up, got like seven movies, Step Up the original almost Channing Tatum,
right, yes, step I've got seven movies. And they keep making
sequels The Honey like the first ones were okay, didn't need sequels, was
Honey, Jessica Alba yep and Little Romeo, And it was a matter of
fact, it was the two niggas from The Little Romeo Show, Jessica Alba.
It's a bunch of people don't know movie ye that Yeah, what happened
to Jessica album? I think the last thing I saw her and was she
was doing the Same City movies. That was it. Jessica Alba was an
invisible woman and I will not let her let it go. No, not
forgiven to storm, not forgiven, she was naked, not forgiven. I
hope that there's new fantastic for it. I hope they get it right doing
it again. Well yeah, but third time. Yeah, one reboot the
other. The other two didn't count. Marvel. Marvel owns it now.
It was too late whatever they city and he did. That's bro. That's
Aunt the Rise and Fall Manthony Dinkins is Columbus short fact, so he's playing
him for he don't even know it. And then they're kind of looking like
that's what I'm saying, so many correlations. It's a wild ass name though,
Columbus short, Columbus Keith short, junior name, Julia. I'm like,
it's two of you niggas with this exact name started. Oh, that's
like reas that just knew that if she were a boy, she was going
to be named Randolph Edward Ross the sixth absolutely bro with's six niggas in the
world, name Randolph, Randolph absolutely insane, Brandy absolutely brother name, Brandy's
dad name Randy. He's Randolph. And then it's you got fucking you know
the rest of them? Uh, it was Rashid because Rashad is probably the
one that I should have been given asked to, but I didn't know him
never. He is like so dope as an uncle to read like, he's
he steps up a lot, so he really really looks out free. But
it's Rasha And then it's Bryan. And then it's the one nigga that was
always in jail the entire time I fucking knowing him, so I've never I
don't even know his name, is met him. That one was Ryan,
wasn't it right? That's right? That's a lot of ours, was Rody?
That guy? Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's not a chan But
I don't know who he fucking in the industry because somebody else Magic Mike expeditionally.
Now Magic Mike got three movies and I only need a one? Is
he and all of us almost Philip. Yeah, which is crazy because Channing
Tatum is so adequate about not liking to do sequels. Yeah, because he
got himself cute off out of uh right, you gotta killed out of Gi
Joe, because they wanted him to do the sequel on that. He was
like, no, I'm good, but you came back in the twenty two
Jump Street. It's like, shit, he don't like to be a part
of He keeps doing like I don't like sequels, but then you sign up,
but then you signed up to be in a Marvel movie and all these
movies I fucking continuous ship sequels. Hey. The fact that Cales said Dylan's
name was almost Philip, I put my foot down and said no, yo,
so I never name read is so upset because yesterday now she went to
Daniel Caesar concert yesterday at the Rave. So when I picked her up,
I was reading about seeing funking Fire. She didn't know the nickname was Philip
Brooks. She was so upset. What she thought his name was, I
don't know, but she was actually check Mark. No, she just didn't
know Philip. That's crazy. Yeah, And that's the thing she was like,
whenever you fucking find out Wrestless and they'd be so disappointed because who the
fuck is Hunter? I was like, bro back on top of she done,
her was under her tails. But it's crazy though, Like when I
found out what Sean Michael's real name was, I was like, Yo,
this is crazy. Hick and Bottom was crazy. The fact that they just
was like yo, hick and Bottom and removed it and then they switched his
It's like Michael Sean, what right? It sounds like some shit out of
Texas and that by some countries. Shit. Yeah. I had to stop
the Jerome from my ex husman's family because that's what all the boys middle names
were. I was like, my son's no name is not gonna be Jerome.
We're not doing that. And my st my step my step dad's name
every like everybody calls him Jarrame. His middle name is jer because niggas love.
That's how you know nigga toxic name shit. They go by their middle
name, YO, don't do that, they go by their middle name.
What does every what does everybody called Marcus Jamal? What do you want everybody
calling you? Why don't know my first nave? But you want to really
call then? I just found out that my first name is actually ghetto.
I didn't know that, but somebody was like, why is win name so
ghetto name? It's actually unisex, That's what I'm telling him. I was
like, my name and his name. I'm like, man, one of
my friends, her name is Marko. I was likely named after the biggest
diamond in the world. How don't is that ghetto? That might be a
little n That's my ex husband's first name, Lashawn Jerome, Yes, and
that's my middle name, and that's my that's my youngest one's middle nine.
But my I'm sorry, Tommy hadn't been a disappointment, bro, I just
lo key, just be assuming that everybody know my first name, and they
just and they just don't say it because some people I hate when they say
it, like you certain people, Hey, how you doing, Hey Mark,
I'm like keep saying yeah, so even my we know you know,
what are your facebook my first name? I think that's the only reason I
remember it now you said it? Yeah, But no, So like my
stepdad, everybody calls him Jerome, Rome, rong me wrong, you know,
country shit them down south of that they call him possum. But his
name is Elmo Elmo Jerome. Jerome's his middle name. His name is Elmo.
His dad was a twin, and there was Elbert because so my stepdadd
and like his uncle, he was out here so he was having kids still,
So my stepdad's first cousin being him or actually the same age, so
we went to school together and shit. But their brother their daddies were twins,
so it's a huge age gap there. But my cousin, we just
called him Berto. His name is Alberto, but his dad's name was Elbert.
I was like, I would be lucky because you could have been Elbert.
Like you sound like a Mexican even though you're black and shit, but
it beats Albert. So it was Elmer and Elbert. But Elmer Elbert and
Elmo and Alberto. Brianna, I think Albert. Yeah, mom supposed Oh
wait, my mom was gonna have an abortion. Motherfucker. She didn't name
me. Wanted to be gone. It's my name is gonna be terminated,
terminated. I'm the same one. I love birth names. My birth name
was Tommy. Thank you. I love I love people. I will block
you. Yeah. I regularly black people, especially a government name. And
the people that called me by like I hate it, like because they know
how to spell it in everything. Now, if you trying to call me
by my name being funny and you spell it around, I won't even acknowledge
you, because, bitch, if you gotta be funny, then you're gonna
spell my shit right. I thought it was funny. When we asked for
a letter recommendation and you sent your name, I was like, who,
I don't know who this is. I'm not righting her for her and what's
right for me? When we first started doing the radio shit, you know,
I would like, if you email me your song gonna play, Like
when you only know niggas by their Facebook name and niggas put that government name
on the email and then they send you It's like, what the fucking I'm
like, that is your real name? Why? I never guessed that?
Like, this is what I see? Why you go by this name?
Because if people out here calling you this outside of like your employment, this
is wild. PE's your name though, So why not? Because I didn't
fucking choose my name? Now? Did I know? If you asked my
mom to this day, I am almost forty. My mom believes that my
dad named me after some bit he was fucking because she had never heard of
my name before, which is weird because which but it was like the fact
that in my classroom we always had to use last initially because there were so
many of us, they were spelled differently, obviously, but it's like,
how did everybody fucking learn about it at the same time or what? So
my land was almost I came, I thinking, remind me, reading my
initials would have best, so fucked up? My name was supposed to be
a keen Deonte, thinking like a motherfucker crazy. So glad I became Marquis
because I came. My mom saw coming to America one too many times,
not a fan. Yeah, that's wild, super crazy. I came.
That's wild as a motherfucker, that's crazy. I don't know. Maybe if
we had a more masculine name, you wouldn't have been such a pussy when
he was growing up. Damn. I felt like, what what kind of
masculine now? You wanted me to be like Earl and a younger I think
I'm saying I think I came was more masculine. Maybe you'd have had a
totally different life. You might have like, actually, like my dad might
have stuck around, I would be a drug dealer, king Pan do a
thirty in the pan right now? I feel you want to be doing thirty.
You probably definitely got like like no possibility of parole. Damn you thought
I I wasn't trying to be a drug doing that. The carter was that
king bringing and shit? I a little coach cut and sixty. My name
is Ghett. It was fucked. You know my name get just the fact
that my middle name got love in it. Love anything. Earl is a
murderer name. No dad ass because my uncle will definitely put a hole in
you. I ain't never met a good Earl. I ain't never bet a
good yo. It's just something totally you know what's crazy, like the fact
that we have moved. You know, you moved through eras of names and
shit. But my brother Earl is right. But it's like, bro,
it's what did that sound like a movie? My brother Earl is a minace.
But another one too. There's a lot of them, just like no,
but it's it's it's really crazy because you'd be looking at it and it's
like, bro, we are not even forty. Why is this your name?
And then you were the senior that you if you were a junior,
you know a third It's like, all right, bro, we get it.
It's like nigga, you were and then you know your name oldest and
you now you were a senior in two thousand and twenty three. You decide.
Now you got this two year old walking around. I ain't gonna lie.
If my parents would have named me some shit like Earl or Bernard,
like no cab, if I'd have had kids, definitely my life sucked up
off this. Yours is too, So you will be Banard the second and
if I have a third one, it'll be we're all walking I would be
like George Former, we're all gonna walk through life with this fucked up ass
name. So the way like I have a thing, I guess it just
it happens this way. I don't see them out, but niggas that you
know, they fucking repeat names, and your fucking namesake. So it's like
Jellybean's dad is a junior's Anthony Alonzo House junior and then he has a brother
name Alonzo. Like it's you know, like they gotta work this ship in
some fucking were where Breath's that I told you he's fucking Randolph Edward Ross the
Fifth, Like that's crazy. Niggas just didn't get tired of it when I
was dating Ken, Like this nigga is Kenneth Austin junior, Like Lando is
a Lando mcmurcury junior. Like I have a history of niggas that are like
named after their daddy's and shit, and I don't I don't know what that
is. But god, uh, let me see. My brother was supposed
to be a junior, but he doesn't have his father's whole name. So
my nephew is really a junior. He's a new born. I'm just gonna
call him junior. Roller's life and that's what give me right a newborn name.
Earl is like, right, y'all do that twin? Does he look
old? Because someonimes, you know, sunbody's when that come out, they
just look old. Oh I know, so I can kind of see where
I could come from. Hecaus call a newborn earl because it's ye And it's
like that's an oxymoron right there, like baby girl. And it's funny because
it's like so like me pretty much, so me being like, you know,
not thinking anybody's sucking their kids lives up like this. If I'm around
and I hear you say, bring me baby, Earl, I'm thinking,
like, all right, Earl, is it that you're just saying? You
know? He looked like it's daddy. That's baby, girl. I ain't
thinking the little nigga really named early and shit, yo, your parents name
you Earl at this as you gotta be a mechanic when you grow up.
It's a pair of coveralls waiting on you. My daughter, Tommy, that's
cool. I don't Tommy, girl. I don't think we gotta beef with
Tommy. It's just nigga's named like Earl and Bernard because it's like my dass.
I personally, I don't. I don't feel like we need any more
Charles in the world. I feel like the Charles Yeah, you name your
kids Charles yeah, and it's it's it's like I'm almost forty and if I
were to have a son and my dad would think that I would make because
my dad's name is Charles Henry. For you to even think Charles Henry,
fuck, for you for you to think, for you to even think Charles
Henry, Charles Henry, for you to think that you were getting any part
of your name Charles Henry, Yes, Charles, then it's Carl Dexter elms
and I don't. I don't remember Uncle Donald names a little baby Dexter.
The cutoff for Dexter has passed. That's the point it's done, because then
the little niggas on TV doing the scientists sh But other than that, it's
like Bro has him now as him now in twenty twenty three. Dexter is
you know it's overlyned. What' you know? What I will? I would
rather like I would rather my name be Earl than to grow up and just
notice that my name is James backwards. Some mind that is wild On did
some research for us regarding the old old people names, old names for boys.
Let's just let's just see this we have. Could you imagine grown up
and your name was just like James backwards. Look James up there, number
one Henry Joseph was so my name was supposed to be Joseph or if I
was a boy, or Josephine. And we got that from the Bible.
No, I know it's not bad, not bad either, Jack David,
that's wow, Alexander, I don't mean too many niggas named George. That's
like my Oliver. That's George was done, George, no more, no
more, George, no kick king George bro Damiel was my grandpa's name,
Albert, what about feeling Leotis Andrew Alfred Frederic? I thought Tommy real name
was Thomas. Ain't gonna lie, I didn't know. It was just this.
Just tell me. That's why I just called him Tomoss to make him,
you know, sound more important. Samuel, I want something from Samuel.
That's my grandfather's name, Michael. Michael is your grandfather, Bro.
When he was saving with people, saving that was acceptable. Was back in
the My uncle names sam And guess what the nigga got a fucking pin in
his hip, Lucas a matter of fact, it's Anthony Caddy. My nephew's
name is Ethan Jackson. I thought, I think Jackson. You know one
of my friends just had a baby named him Ethan. Hey White goes huh
yeah, stopped claiming. Looked like the rest of the niggas. The rest
of the niggas are strong, light skinned ball niggas. Did you did you
got this frail last dark skin nig back broken my beaty name is Arthur who
every day what we got baby days with his old name? Why why are
you Arthur? I bet I bet y'all call him art for short Artie,
which is funny because Ree's dad looked like Artie's it from the Simpsons. She
definitely call your son Archibald like this coast sho. These daughters be bad too.
Okay, oh you said Archibald. I thought you said, ain't you
ball? Like? Aren't you ball? Like? Girl? What was about
dark one? Because because we ain't shit? We was like, y'all definitely
haven't been having no heartburn because these babies be bad. Hits motherucking on the
internet. Yes, so like you Felix, we said, Joshua Leopold Liopold,
Maxwell, mox Will Miles. I don't miss Quincy ever made a good
quincy now, then you gotta shot at mose kids Robin like the neck from
Jim Possible. Zeppa, Yes, a form of Zebba Dyer like Jethro.
That's kind of dope. Who names that kid? Jeff o Eli, Edgar
Evan, Finn Gail Gil He won last night. You don't never win.
Little baby named Hugh Hugh, Little Hugh Hefner little Hugo, No, his
name is Wold. My bad. I just I do. I just feel
like at a certain point, Arthur Author, every day when you're walking down
this street, were you gonna give me some Arth can blow this back out?
Author, how do you get sexy with a nigga name? Aren't I
just can't see. I don't see the little niggle with the glasses from the
cartoon be cool, and it's like it's not. It's not even that some
other names are ugly. I just can't see newborn babies like a newborn baby
that's Jennifer right now just seems to ask to me, there's nothing wrong with
the name Jennifer. It's a normal name. It just really seemed like like,
bro, yeah, we need to speak on these niggas will be out
here trying to reinvent the name with you. I did it? Is that
what you did it? It wasn't too bad though. Yeah my kids are
teen names. But it's like even if you make it up, if it
sounds like it should be here, it's okay. It's the ship that they
make up that don't sound like it should be here. Or when you start
making up words and just like stop it just can find a regular that I
remember you'll kids in the veyor too. Yeah, we figured out we called
on that Stevan backwards bitch. Damn. I'm thought about that as soon as
you start talking about Smash your name James. Every time I see that movie.
That's the funniest part. It's interest nicknamed Jake. I'm appalled. Yeah,
I just I want people to really be aware of the fact that we're
not in the nineteen hundreds anymore at all. And some of them names y'all
have, it's just like, bro, let it go. Let it the
fuck go. They know that's your kid. I mean, like you don't
have to drag it that, Like at what point what does it stop?
When does it stop? It didn't accuse me because a lot of the times
when like they carry names on like that through generations and shit, and it's
like, what is the point of y'all, Like perfect example, he wanted
read to be a six out of five generations of y'all y'all ain't shit why
you want to pass it down a month? Right, So it ain't like
y'all got like, you know, generational wealth that y'all pass it down y'all
ain't gonna property and I got shit. Shit, it's valid. Y'all don't
ever got thing. They don't even know what he probably has. No I
did of any of her interests other than drawn because of course, like any
other you know, Poppy and dad, they like to take shit to brack.
Oh look at my baby girl drew type shit. But other than that,
it's like, you probably don't know shit. I'm here, you would
like some spicking of which a video popped up on social media, and I
really want to stress the fact that a lot of you do not know what
a single parent is. People like to argue about, you know what a
single parent is. Yes, now now I've seen this before, you know
where people were arguing about, but a single mother is. But it it
didn't have anything to do with the fact of like they were more focusing on
on co parenting. They felt like, if the dad is active and it's
helping co parent, then that means she's not a single mother. That is
not true. That is not how that works. If the primary caretaker,
okay, this means that they have placement of the children, they are the
primary caretaker. If they do not have a spouse and live in help to
raise those children. That is what a single parent is. It does not
matter if a motherfucker that is outside of the house is helping to co parent.
Single parent means this motherfucker got custody, they got placement, They are
the primary caregiver. Everything is in that household except for a motherfucker helping raise
them. That is a single parent. But those of you that were confused,
I felt like niggas took that whole make compound words too far. Their
motherfuckers said, well, I'm single and I'm a parent, single parent,
yes, yeah, I gage some U no because the embarrassment stops here,
sir, Yeah, them different names as wild, but it was it's like
they get mad at women for saying that they are single moms if they feel
like, you know, uh, the dad is actually helping the coparenting.
That is fun. That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to help
copharent your children. But she's the primary caretaker. And I mean it goes
in reverse because I know single dads. You know why they're single dads because
they have custody and placement of their children and they don't have anyone in the
house helping raise them. That's what makes them single dads, not because they
climbed on top of somebody busting ut and now they have kids while being single.
That is not what that means. So yeah, like one said,
don't just assume you can just create a compound word and that's how it works
because it's not Y don't know the dad. Okay, looking for a title,
figure out what I'm looking. So are y'all familiar? Y'all know who
Pinky Dollar is, like by name ice cream so good? Yeah, game
gang, Yeah that's yeah. So she is basically she markets herself like does
tiktoks and makes a lot of money because she markets herself as a it's the
NPC right, nonplayable character. Yea, Yeah, so she basically just she
basically acts real animated and she repeats yeah like she said alive and then like
you saying like the gifts and shit, so like whatever you saying, it
pops up on the screen. Then she repeats it in this goofy ass voice
that some nigga's fine to be attractive. It's his blonde check. Yeah.
I didn't know if she was down other though, No, but we didn't
know a lot of things about her apparently, But we're going to go ahead.
You can play a little clip over. You found what? Oh no,
what is one down here? Oh? No, I thought that's what
you went on that looking? No, I just found that, uh found
pictures over. I don't know which point to pick if I were to pick
some play something. Well, the picture of her is actually the controversy.
Apparently there were the twenty twenty three what's it called the Streaming Awards or something
like for like streamily and stuff, and she went up to help present one
of these awards. And the appearance that she has on uh TikTok while doing
these videos, it's completely different. I don't think tall. I don't see
uh when you found one? I found something? I don't that's not what
you're talking about though. Nope, am I sending it to you or the
group? I'm in New York? Come here? Who am I? Yeah?
Yours is on here? Yeah? I just seemed to yo yo inbox.
Yeah. We just opened up hostially. First one there. Then you
can the accidental sympathy cat is crazy because he don't know his title, right,
I'm gonna talking about that a single dad, how's it you gonna pay
that's it is. It's a huge contract video. No, that's just the
that's the picture. Okay. Yeah. I was like, what's going on?
So that's the show? You like? So how how she comes across
when she is doing this content versus when she was live in person presenting the
award? She brown? Yeah, yep, yeah, yellow exactly, you
know, blond hair and everything. So a lot of people are upset about
it, that kind of split. You have some people saying like, shit,
that's smarts. She knew who she was marking into, you know whatever.
Then a lot of other people are upset because I like, well,
if there was reversed, and if it was, you know, I hate
a woke motherfucker, I tell you that right now. I guess it's a
filter all over her body. That's a great filter because their arms and ship
and damn mer match. Alright, TikTok got some wonky ass fields. You
play around long enough. I always thought it was a because I felt like
her face look was made like she was supposed to be looking animated, like
she was supposed to look like goddamn playable character. So I thought, that's
how when you have a different color hair, you know, you come off
looking different too, So that's other things. She's a character. What all
right, it's no different than the ship that they market to us. And
then we go by and we figure out it's not like when I saw on
TV, like you know, but I still bought it. So I hate
people. I gotta see this stuff. I'm sorry, you gotta see what
her and her yoga yokay Marcus apparently. She says she is proud to be
black and blames drastically darker skin tone and live appearance on her time in the
sun after being accused of using filters and skin bleach. But this is what
thank you, Jackie. Gang Get Gang Get Gang Gang Oh Special Gang Gang
Gang Gang Gang Game, Helloon Yang Game Gang Game. That was good,
little name. He ha. Yes, you gotta feeling like a cowgirl.
Let me run. It's huh he ha, Yes, you gotta feeling like
a cowgirl. Let me run. It's huh slay, huh slay, huh
slay, huh m ask me so good. Gang gag dang gag slay huh
oh, take you st our blue blue with me. I'll take you baby.
Get me feeling like a queen. H gang Ga gang Ga Gang get
ask me so good gang game gang get gang gang? Hm. That was
scared elimonading. I can't watch anymore. Makes like she like her streaming.
Kimberland follows her. Oh yeah so because she was No, that's that's d
he did too, because they bothered some breeze didn't know that one? Why
that just watch she just born? I don't know what you just watched?
She that's born? No, no, no, no, that's unconfirmed.
That gonna have to I mean, you got that. That was annoying and
shit and who whoo. I don't. I still don't understand why people watching
that, because now I got to revaluate my life. Always question what people
are into. I don't. I don't even worry about the bag. I
mean, but she got your bag. It's not your thing. I'm just
saying, why, okay, some money, no no, no, but
it's not your thing. It should that people be into always be weird.
That's weird and shit, right, just because like even when I'm scrolling on
TikTok, like thirty seconds of that ship gets annoying and I have to scroll
fifty five seconds and I was like I can't people people will sit there.
She get like and they just hitting the butts of my ship. Get me
google this. She was pouring before this. I didn't ask you to quote
no rap lyric I said drop, but more her skin tone change. I
mean, I'm gonna look like a sugar cookie. And about another two months,
so it's already. You get lighter in the winter exactly. I mean,
actually, I will take my watch off and show you. That's when
I looked at myself in the shower, was like, damn, I'm gonna
be pale honky. Look at that skin. Tell the difference between me being
and the sign and that. And there's COUCHI all rights out. She got
what she got a yellow COUCHI let's move NPC COUCHI gang gang. Okay,
no, because wait, she looking like she's looking at ice cream. She
was like ice cream, so good. Okay, look at Calvin coming through
with additional information. GYM and I man, being useful is rare, so
we go bookmark. This was like no, So I was like what I've
been watching? Make this bitch pop up on my time? I'm like,
no it. And it was weird because I was like, what the fuck
is going on? And then I got to like reading I'm like, oh,
okay, so people are paying to you know. That's what I mean.
People like what they like. Man, people feel like people. People
feel like they shouldn't. I shouldn't get paid to do only fans because porn
is free. But what do people pay for? They pay for what they
want? Yeah, anything you going in the jump because the free clips.
Man, you gotta do some searching to buy some goodshit when it's free,
will you pay for shit? You get exactly what you want? A man.
I really like they need to really really really buckle down on the search
parameters on porn because like, I don't like naked white women. Okay,
use ebony. That's that's still don't work. You probably get a bunch of
interracial poems when you put ebony in. It's not what you think you would
think. It's just all beautiful black and brown bodies smashing and doing what they
do. No, when you put ebony in, all of a sudden,
you get race point. So now you got all of these fucking former slave
owner descendants banging out this black woman. Yeah, like they doby bunch of
white dude is sucking white girl, and I'd be so disappointed. I like
the most I gotta see is that you're doing the same look, so then
you have so then you have to like compound every nigga word you can think
of. So now you got black ebony, BBC. You try to throw
thought in there because you like, what if they throw thought in there?
A nigga uploaded it, so then that can probably narrow the search now.
But yeah, such if a Porner's heart see I what do I do?
I missed it? Huh oh No, that was that was telling me that
my but he's been to be former responsor at this point because he ain't been
sending money like it's supposed to. So I'm about to see the location because
I was like no, cause I was like the deal, you know what
I'm saying, Like, he probably doesn't, but that has nothing to do
with our agreement. So you talk to me when you got it hard time?
Hm, I get it. I've been following a hard times for me,
following a hard times because you ain't been sending what you're supposed to been
singing. You were supposed to be the cushion, So all this shit I've
been dealing with was supposed to still be cool because you were sending what you
were sending. Then all of a sudden, you start getting real. Oh
well I had to do this and I had to. All right, if
you think you find the phase out and still keeping communication, you got another
thing coming. You got another thing coming, buddy, you coming. It
won't be you. Hey. So, I don't know if big booty ebony
lesbian sex. I think I don't. I don't know booty. I just
no, it doesn't work that now. I don't know if anybody else has
seen the romper stomper. Okay, this is no. The romper stomper is
the area is a white girl and white cowboy boots. She had on the
romper, oh yeah yeah. And apparently because people was like, this is
how your friends supposed to r Apparently that was her mom she was helping.
Oh so they were jumping her mom. So she went like they interviewed her.
It was on a plod or something, and they interviewed her. And
how she said it happened was she had to use the bathroom really bad,
and she didn't realize I guess that she cut in front of some girls go
on the porter potty. So her mom was there holding the door, you
know, while she was using the bathroom and then that's how she ended up
getting attacked. So she in't there pissing, and you know, so when
she come out, when she noticed her mom has been so that's when she
see everything kind of jumps in and so that is the wait, did he
put it there? I don't see it. He didn't put it there because
I sent it to him. I don't know. Yeah, I don't say,
I'll post it in the group. Forgot. There were actually multiple angles
for that. But when she came in snatching two bitches at once and pulling
him by the hair, I felt so proud because I can't tell you how
many times I've gone out with people and was thinking, like, bro,
if I get into some shit, I'm really gonna have to fight twelve bitches
by myself because I knew who I was out with. And my mom has
always had a thing where I can be out up with ten people and she
would just she would be uneasy until she know I'm home. Did she go
to sleep? I can go out with one cousin, just one, but
because it's that cousin, yep, Because because she know win or lose if
me and that bitch gotta go back to back and fight our way out of
an entire establishment together. That's what we're gonna do. She Hey that story.
Wow, Bro, I just found out back in May that all that
started because his brother was hating and ship. I didn't know that and I
had the whole I guess story of Double Dragon started because Bro wanted to kick
it with his brother and shit, and his brother had a bitch and he
was mad, so like he kidnapped his brother bitch and shit, like it
was, it's what I'm gonna have to what is this? Yeah, so
you basically kidn't have his bitch and Dan was like, hey, let's go
fight and get her back, like not knowing, Like it's like a nigga's
stealing your stealing your money helping you look for its. Pretty much. I
think that's a very good comparison. No, I'm I'm I'm gonna have good
Like somebody was trying to explain it. You're looking for the video, No,
it's looking at pictures of his bad he wants to go. You got
two videos in your three, That's what I'm trying to figure out. There's
one that says wedding cake smash, another one that says, what's the friend,
and then there was the other one, like the single parent one or
oh that one. Let me get my buddy ready. I just want to
eat your post up cause I want to let you you's a freaky ass.
No. So the girl up there and the he was replying to her story.
So she said, this, dude, just virtually ate my couch.
He checked the comments. I cannot make this up so funny. So she
posted it and this, nigga, really, I just want to eat your
pussy right now. That's just how I'm feeling at the moment. Try to
eat it up, it up. I don't want to let you do.
Oh absolutely absolutely everything your part. See your part where at the restaurant in
the eighties roved before. That's exactly how that should saying that, and then
he looked at her. It was like, you ain't gonna eat. No,
just watched you through. That is a thousand times worse than that nigga
comment on my posts saying I want to lay you down and spray you down.
Kay started saying, which one grind Okay, yeah, let me spray
o b if somebody's eating ship. And that's what it sounds like. It
was good that didn't sound good, sound like bethover. I don't want trapping
on my Microhe give me a couchie. Just stick it. You gotta have
that at the end. Stick Oh wait, wait, wait, said the
brothers in Double Dragon was fighting the Black Warriors gang in order to rescue their
common love interest marrying so she was getting training rear. Oh yeah, I
didn't know that. Shit, it's crazy. Well that's what they say,
Mario, Mario and Luigi were fighting over the princess. They're not. They're
not actually trying to say they I'm fighting over she because you get cap We'll
just let it happen at this point. At some point Mario was gonna be
like, bro, m she did. I like what I said. Player
fucking too. The videos is dope. But yeah, the last two videos
that I have like those, actually we need like discussions discussions on those videos,
so we're not gonna play on today. I'm gonna bump those too next
week. Luigi always gave me op vibes. Anyway, what is it?
Cause he was great the trusted slie. I mean, everything else in the
world, well, I guess the time was that everything else in the world
is either r Luigi, Luigi never struck me as Luigi kind of struck me
like he was on the spectrum and Mario Mama used to be like, take
a Luigi with you, that Luigi was always stuck in some ship. He
would beer off with Mario. I was like going this away. He'd be
like, oh yeah, like I just feel Cooper, Yes, you know,
did you see the Mario movie the old school? Lua, Like when
you watched the movie that motherfucking the movie on the spectrum? Nope, Nope,
but I fucking believe it, So I don't. I'm gonna show y'all
this right. You can't see the label. But Serena Serrita and her wonderful
fucking body butter okay, but I want her to live. No, it's
just I got I got her unsented because of the fact of her being so
allergic to everything, and I made hers first before I touched anything else.
I said, I'm gonna make cars and put it in the bag and put
it all the way over here on the other side of the room, and
I did everything else. But it's because like see, it comes with like
this cool little body spatulate and now I'm gonna feel like I'm frosting myself like
a sexy cupcake. What I did to myself. It's a freaks but yeah,
it's if anybody's interested in banging body butters, you can definitely go ahead
and hit my line. You can go ahead and hit me at Srita by
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me, You're not that guy. You're You're not that guy. Absolutely what
else I mean? But we all know one to hear into with you,
with you and don't inbox episode, and I definitely want you guys to stay
tuned. We have a kickback flyer, but I don't have a fire for
my party yet because it ain't official to the as a flyer. That's right,
it's coming, and I feel like when I get my flyer and then
I kind of like motivate me to do stuff. Right now, I feel
like I am being taken serious and ship that's because I am up. No.
I literally just there's nothing that I could have done, like with me
having to buy everything under the new business name. I literally just got my
tax registration and business like they just sent it to me Friday at three o'clock
and I haven't waiting on it. I actually thought something was wrong because I'm
like, you get that shit right away. So now everything is official everything,
So in a couple of weeks, the Cities Vibes dot com will be
live. I don't I still have to buy inventory you because like I said,
I had to wait for me to get my h my certificates, licenses,
permits, whatever so that I don't have to pay sales tax and shit
on my purchases from my inventory. But now that everything is good to goo,
I got some new new shit. It okay. So make sure that
you were at the party on October one because I'm going to have some snow
new shit. Liquor will be served. We will also have food. Like
it's a celebration. Man. This is my third year in business, so
you know, definitely want to give a shout out because Commerce Candy Closet got
us here, you know, shout out to only fans. Comer Walker tis
I and you know, look at what we building people. I'm proud of
myself. I pat on the back as you should be. I should be
getting the back of my head patted on, but maybe like I cane because
I don't. I don't. I don't think I could suck dick here.
I don't know. That'll make my nose run, it'll clear me out.
That was especially sucking dick undercover. If you were congested, put the cover
over your head and like suck dick on your knee and like that damn ward
month, it would definitely drain you out. So if you got a stuffy
nose, suck dick under the cover, I know you learned something new about
me every day. It's okay, Yeah, that that is That is my
recommendation. Okay, but I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning in. Make
sure you stay tuned for the details for the party. Kayla is shout out
to Kayla, you know, not only on her move back, but just
because like even with everything that she's had going on, like we're getting her
moved together, you know, trying to get her shit together, Like she's
still been on my ass with trying to make sure that, you know,
things go off without a hitch. So she's been very supportive in helping me
playing this because we all know that Mimi is not a planner. I'm just
a money guy. And right now, sh I barely got any fucking money.
So you know, I'm i'm, I'm making shit do what it do,
and you know, we'll just we'll see where it goes from there.
So until next time we got a hole, send me some Monopoly stickers,