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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
seven to one, the freak all right,

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Downbeat nine thirty six spin Skin,
Christina Steve being here here in fifteen

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twenty minutes or so. Matti's been
helping us out today. It's Danny Kevy,

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Mikey. It's a downbeat man.
We fun so play of Masters all

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last week and then today Augusta,
Georgia. By the way, if you're

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wondering, two hundred and sixty eight
miles from the Atlantic Ocean, the deadly

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Atlantic Ocean. So Masters end yesterday, and what happens I think late Friday

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is they have a lottery for media
members and I think it's two groups,

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so I don't know. Two groups
get to today play Augusta National. Two

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groups of media members. They all
get thrown at anyone as credentials. Their

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names get tossed in there. And
right now seven minutes ago, which would

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be ten thirty am, Augusta,
Georgia. Time they get to enter the

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grounds, they have a little car
that says, you know, Augusta welcomes

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this person. Arrival is ten thirty
to you office, eleven thirty. Show

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this card to get on the grounds, because you know once you leave last

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night, we'll see later. Don't
come back, and they get to drive

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down Magnolia Lane. So I read
a big article this Golf Digest guy who's

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like, I have the shanks.
I won the lottery. I'm freaking out.

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And that's all fun and good.
But far more interesting is a young

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lady named Julia Westerman. She is
a South Carolina sports reporter. She won

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the lottery. She is a media
member. She gets to play Augusta National

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today. How many get chosen?
I don't know. I think it's I

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think eight. I think it's two
foursomes. I really don't know. She

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is playing Augusta National in fifty minutes
and this will be her first ever round

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of golf. Oh boy, here
comes that nine hundred. Yeah, she

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gonna be there all day. How
amazing is that? Three guys she's playing

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with are going to be so frustrated. Okay, pig it up, Julie,

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pick it up, take it take
a nine. Can you imagine?

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I guess they don't know. They
don't take your handicaps when you have a

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media credential or enter your name into
the lottery. Her first ever round of

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golf is at the Masters at the
freaking just to the day after tournament conditions.

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Yeah, just fast, everything fast
because they thought they were gonna get

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a lot of rain light. Yeah, oh my god, she's gonna shoot

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a one thousand. Well, you're
gonna have pro caddies, you know,

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keeping on everything as far as etiquette
and tearing up of course or anything.

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And pro caddies are also good at
keeping things moving. Okay, just tow

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it. You'll just thw it on
this one. No, I think they'll

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let her play the part three play. The part three is you can put

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on every green. Let's have some
fun up here putting. Yeah, yeah,

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try this one. But what if
the guys in her forest and are

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like super serious, go what if
it was like you and him and make

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Corby and then me, well we
spee playing Augusta and you're like so jacked

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and and trying to think about it
and look at the nuance, look at

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the curvature of the green and say
one hundred fat, look at the topography

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is so beautiful. And meanwhile I'm
over there just hunking clubs into the drink.

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You know what, why getting the
lottery if you've never played before?

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Why, No, you're taking someone
else's spot. Well, that's a talk.

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Should she have given her spot up
to someone Yes? No, she

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has every right to be out there
just like anybody else. She's not playing

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her ball from the tee to the
hole like they're gonna speed her along.

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And I'll tell you, you'd be
far worse playing Steven's Park with someone who's

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never played it than Augusta. Like
I'd be okay because I'd still be wigging

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out that I'm playing Augusta, enjoying
every second of it. And frankly,

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I don't mind if this is a
five and a half hour round. Yeah,

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that's the round you want to past
forever. If she was if they

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were keeping her score, she had
to play legit. How long would it

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take her to play eight time a
whole week? No, no, no,

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I'm being seriously again. The caddy
is the key, because the caddy

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would keep you moving. I I
don't know, six hours. Maybe you

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wouldn't get it done in twenty four
hours, Yes, yeah you would.

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She doesn't know the ball is gonna
go. She's never played before. Can

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you walk the course in twenty four
hours, then you can play against in

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twenty four hours? Yeah, you
can walk the course in five or six

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hours. Bye, and all you
do is just okay, there's the third

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stroke, and just keep tapping the
ball as you walk. They don't know

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where it's going. How are they
gonna get out of the park. There

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are places where you can't get it
over the water. No, yeah,

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I'm not kidding if that okay?
So there aren't I don't think there's ladies

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teas. There's just the master te's
and the member tees. So I assume

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they're playing the member tees and that
would include women, right. I don't

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know if they have a further option
or whatever. Rice was the first woman

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ever even allowed, and that was
just like nine years ago. So yeah,

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te bug, all right, they
got to put it over the bridge?

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Well, honestly would could she break
five hundred? No, she's never

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played before. If you didn't,
Kevin's getting mad the idea she couldn't get

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over the water. Yeah, she
would have to put it over the bridge

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on twelve for instance, going into
the bunker, getting out of that bunker.

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Yeah, over five hundred. No, she just takes a putter and

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starts at the tee and just starts
tapping it. You tap it twenty feet

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that'd be a five hundred. Still, Okay, that's the strategy that it

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would take that early. Hey,
that's fine, but it would take her

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less than twenty four hours. Yes, she would play, Yes, I

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think six seven hours, as long
as it takes you to walk that turning

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Augusta into croquet. Yes, you
croquet your way to success. Hey,

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it worked for me, worked for
Danny. Guys. Are they allowed to

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bring phones out to these things a
media day? No cell phones there?

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Right, No, but that's for
the tournament. It's not like no cell

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phones are allowed on property. Probably
just landline. They do have lamdlines,

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I know. Yeah, that's awesome. And then you remember I don't know

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anyone's phone number, and you end
up calling the newspaper company from when you

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were a kid. That's going jingle
you can remember, or radio station.

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I did call the Miami Herald from
the twelve tea bucks. Well, anyway,

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good luck, Julio Westerman. Your
first round of golf teas off in

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about forty five minutes. She's gonna
have such a bad round national. I

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will listen to her news report though, we'll try to find it. Absolutely,

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Yeah, for sure, we get
on the show. Yeah, yeah,

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Maddie, we cricket my audio here. Yeah. Verne Lunk was called

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his final Masters yesterday. Been calling
sixteen and seventeen for many years. Why's

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he hanging it up? He's still
good. He's still good. You know,

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voice is good. His voice is
good. Yeah, who knows?

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But the rest I was probably just
tired of spinning out the battle their wedding

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anniversary there every year. The one
Masters I went to, I it was

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Sunday. It was Speaks Sunday twenty
fifteen, so I was near sixteen when

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he played through. And right after
the final group went through, I watched

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a gigantic vern lund Quist kind of
waddle down from his position, get into

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a golf cart and like a salmon
going upstream, full speed golf cart like

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through the patrons, getting the f
off property, getting out, Yes,

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beat the traffic ut right when he
was done with the sixteenth hall, and

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he was just gigan. He's very
it's like a cartoon man. He's a

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less monopoly man for sure, but
he's very large and kind of wrinkled,

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and he's just too intense steaming through
human traffic. Is driving this golf cart

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just to get him to wherever the
hell his car is and get me out

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of here before the chaos. Well, big send off. The video they

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they made for him, it's days
like four minutes online and watch that and

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you tear up. We me it's
great. But then this so how it

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goes away, and Nancy of course
is going to be very very quiet,

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and he's really going for the big
moment here and then here's Vern choked up

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at the end. Meanwhile the CBS
audio guys like, shrew your send off.

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Old Man Verne wrote a book back
in twenty eighteen called Play by Play,

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and the last line in the book
deb roe ern, I want to

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apply it to you. You said, thanks to borrow a phrase. Thanks

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for the memories. Your voice has
been a beautiful instrument. Thank you for

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a wonderful soundtrack for all of our
lives. Thank you so much. Jim

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My honor by available on more.
Look did he say it's been my honor

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by Felicia And they did? No, he did, I too. I'm

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like, that sounds like a bye
Felicia. I think you hear stomach growld.

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Okay, that's a weird growl.
He said, my honor, my

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privilege. Maybe Griggs was playing a
set crimes and rhymes lives, thank you

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so much him Okay, roaring stomach
ground part my honor that fret later.

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They should have Yeah, they should
have had a camera on him. They

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didn't. They're just showing chef were
walking down the fairway. They should have

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had a camera on Verne. It
would have been would all the trouble to

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make video tributes for him all week
they jumped to a Mercedes bend spot.

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Now, the meme that's going don
draper. The meme that's taken over is

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when Tiger passed seventeen, Tiger shook
Verne's hand, but in the photo taken

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all you see is a hand coming
out of a tree. And that's the

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new meme. Is Tiger's shaking a
white hand coming out of a tree.

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Like that's was like a person caption
captions are beautiful. Oh my god,

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when the edible kicks in shook hands
with a tree, Oh so good.

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I love it all, and you
know it was great. Not many love

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it as much as me and Kevin, right, but golf needs to chill.

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It's all too much, yes,
especially the master the masters, and

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so it's like you painted a water
color for us all a relax. Yes,

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and they'd run these promos, especially
early in the week, and then

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they show these beauty shots. Yes, and it does get me, but

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they're like as the sunlight dances through
the trees, like just chill, we're

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golfing's fun, timeless, Well,
this is what we need. Yeah,

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you know, it is just golf
and I love it, but it's not

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dancing through the flickering leaves. One
day, I would like to let's just

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do an alternate Masters broadcast, you
know. Fun. Yeah, you think

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they'd be okay with that after they
bagged Gary McCord for like two zings again,

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you know, but you were cussing, Oh, look the crap of

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that. That sucks. Uh guys, fourteen what Kevin? We get it

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in one there's only gotten one in
one ever? Twenty fourteen. Doom that's

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every song ever a da doom,
boom, dag dom don't dan danm do?

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Oh? Is that shots? That
the shots song? That's too slow?

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We guess that last time that Christmas
in Hollis. That's a lot of

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songs that's not a this is tailor, this is it? It is?

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Yes, I got you got pumbled
by a tide And for the used to

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mess with those skinny boys. Now
I'm getting hammered by a real chief.

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Get ready for eighty seven? And
me don't what we all got to that

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last year? What rhymes with chief? What rhymes with chief? There having

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beef? Yeah, beef, belief, giant beef. We could have cleaned

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it up and gone away. I
don't know what you guys are looking at

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me? Weird forlief? It's quef
let's face. Ah, there he is

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about your ratings? Here, God, all this golf talk, it is

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time for your weekend bass shouldn't report. The boys went out on Lake jess

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Bro this weekend and ended up hooking
up with a nine pound channel cat.

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That's right, channel cat decided to
take a bite out of a wacky rigged

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sinko. Either way, the boys
fought hard, got her on the boat.

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Great weekend of fishing. There we
go. Here's fishing props. I

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can't argue that would rather watch bass
fishing than the masters. Fine, it's

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fine, miss. Is this just
who's the Tiger Woods of bass fishing?

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You know? It's like we would
wheel dance, or it's the guy from

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Oh Crappy, King Crappy. We
would know mister crappy, mister crappy,

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maybe we can dig that up.
Did you ever hear that? It's pretty

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magical? He gets real excited when
he catches the mass, let's just say.

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And those sound effects can be used
for And the best thing fish you

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ever had going for it was the
Waits and Fish scam. Yeah, I

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mean, so you know they could
use a Tiger Woods type figure. This

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more do your job well and Ben
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ten to two as well. All
right, that is not open until tomorrow

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at like midnight. Yeah, and
the mister Crappy sex tape is two and

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a half minutes long. So tomorrow
six am. How about Wednesday? Yeah,

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he's played a few times Wednesday.
I'm of two minds about whether I

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want Dingu to write more songs.
On the one hand, you are amazingly

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good at it. On the other
hand, that damn golf song was stuck

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in my head all weekend. I
will point out one thing notably absent from

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your list of golfers, Scottie Shuffler. Thanks boys, true you send me

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out with the nanny golf song today. Working a little, you know,

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more random, trying to if he
wins the PGA and rattles off two straight

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majors, he gets his own song. That's fine, okay, Scott He's

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gonna win a slam, Scotty,
He's gonna win the Slam. He's slamming.

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He's gonna win the Grands, the
Natural Slim, the Natural Slam.

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Yeah, he gets kind of the
Super Slam if you had the players Super

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Slam for sure. Holy it's on
at streak for May sixteenth through nineteenth.

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We're a month and a day away, Yeah, thirty two days away.

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Valhalla, Louisville can do. Let's
get it. If you get the first

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pick in the draft, who are
you choosing? Picking Steft? Absolutely?

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How the next month ago? Well, not playing until now. He's got

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some commitments. He's in the field
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Right, he might lack it or
not. That baby's coming, but he's

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still got time. Get two weeks. We'll do there. Like the baby's

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coming. It's twenty days. Hey, milk, milk ain't coming out of

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his nipples. I agree, better
bring home the bread, homie. You

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know, during dinner last night,
after taking a big bite of my spaghetti,

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I said, Moura call Wall and
my wife's like, would you stop

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that. You've been saying that all
day, to which ivers ponk Moura call

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who. So I'd like to thank
you for giving me a new way to

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annoy my wife. I think it's
brought us closer together. I doubt it.

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I highly doubt it, as he's
taking a bt a spaghetti. It

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is a bad recipe for that song
which kills us all. And then him

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being on the Master's leader board,
the one that everyone watches. Yeahura and

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yeah dude, I had my kids
saying Mari Cowa had him saying John Ram,

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John Ram, and then he really
didn't pick up on the Max Holmer

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birdied on three. I was singing
that. That's what I was singing all

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day. Yeah, every time I
saw his name, Max Holm, a

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birdied on three? Was it Friday
that he did? Go? Dang,

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he did birdie number three? And
Danny took a screenshot of the score it

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with a circle and an arrow birdied
on three. Hey, oh no,

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Hey, I'm Malcolm Verne, executor
of O. J. Simpson's estate,

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because I know you were disappointed to
hear that OJ will not be donating his

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body to science. I did suggest
that he do so when he was alive,

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but he told me that if I
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he'd cut me open and use my
skin to make a shower curtain. He

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often instead to be cremated and have
his ashes scattered in the Atlantic Ocean so

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that his ghost could lie in wait
and stab and surviving members of Atlantic plane

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crashes. Good lord, Kevin,
Kevin, now you got another Do an't

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worry about the ghost of OJ Simpson? Adam to the list that gets you?

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Hey, Twitter, world, Oh, I just want to thank the

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downbeat and especially Daddy for Rooney my
master's watching experience. Every time I saw

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Colin maur Cowa on the screen on
the leaderboard a day mentioned anywhere, all

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I thought it was that stupid song
moura cow whoa moura Cowha? Thanks a

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lot? Hell yeah, I love
like real anger in his voice sense it.

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Yeah, thanks a lot. I
enjoyed the thought of it's Friday night.

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Christina says to Mike, what do
you want to eat tonight, honey,

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and Mike screams, just ground beef, he beef. So I haven't

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heard who's filling in for Cavio while
he's out, But my thought would be

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to put TC on the speakeasy and
bring on down. Ju Julie cusses when

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she's on in the morning, these
guys, he's loopy. I don't know

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if we can trust her. Hey, Kevin, my brother and sister Laura

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are flying back from Italy tomorrow.
Please don't crash into their plane. Oh

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Kevin, we just send you out
with this. We'll have the segments up

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in a few minutes or in the
next hour. Back tomorrow morning, six

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am. Been and Skin shows next
speakeasy after that, Happy Masters, Everybody

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Live Golf bought the peg a.
How many heads are gone a roll today?

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Live Golf bought the peg a.
Mike Ziroy broke the news just yesterday.

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Golf bag clubs, holes, gruff, fringe, Holland one hutter,

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It's fun, John Rahm, Brian
Harmon, Harris, English websites, Justin

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Rose, Ricky Fo, Jordan Speed, Mad Couture, golf shot, golf

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shot, golf shot, that's a
nice golf shot. Mora cowa, mourra

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cowa, mour cowa mourn cowa.
Russell Henley's looking at you, Chris Kirk,

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He's looking at me. Tommy Fleetwood's
looking at him, Max Homer Ardie

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all three And to clarify once again, the DP and the DP order Tour

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doesn't stand for double penetration