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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news that

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Tom Brady Rose still making news.
Nicki Glazer is still making news, but

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not for her new special There's no
buzz on that one. Apparently Nicki,

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who was out promoting her special,
which there's no buzz on, was on

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the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. She explained that she ran into someone

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at the comedy store in West Hollywood
after the roast of Tom Brady and they

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were with some quote wild guy who's
a comedian with a quote reputation for just

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like starting stuff. Nicki told the
podcast. Apparently he started the boo is

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just like a joke. He just
had too many drinks or something, and

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he's not affiliated with Swifties or anything, and just felt like saying a boo

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into the air. And apparently everybody
was so riled up it just kind of

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caught win. But it wasn't swifty
meditated. Okay, all right, relaxed.

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None of us thought it was swiftly
meditated, none of us. Did.

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I do have that on good information
that it was not based on that,

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because I was like, this doesn't
feel like a huge swifty crowd you're

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gonna make me break out the Joe
quoy if you mentioned Taylor Swift again.

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No one was thinking this is about
Taylor Swift. No one mentioned that fifteen

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days now. Stop because I was
like, this doesn't feel like a huge

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Swifty crowd. But it didn't feel
like there was a vibe in the room.

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The guy started it as a joke. He caught on too much,

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but I was so glad to learn
it was not Swifty meditated. I'm gonna

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have to do it. Scott Beckett's
having a nice day, and you're gonna

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make me play the clip. Stop
mentioning Taylor. Nicky said it's not just

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Swifties who have beef, and she
said many people are stuck on the belief

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that Kim and the rest of the
family are not talented and famous for nothing.

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I don't want to hear that anymore, that they're not talented. They

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clearly are. They've achieved something consistently
for twenty years now. They're talented.

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It just doesn't look like the talent
you define. NICKI was on the Comedy

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Bang Bang podcast. By the way, of all the comedy shows I ever

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did back at Serious XM, that
was the only one we walked out of

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Scott Ackerman wasn't good. Sorry,
Buddy Popular, it wasn't good. Johnny

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is throwing heat today. Yeah,
and I'm in a good mood too.

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I told the comedy Bang Bang there
was some message I got that they're going

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to do a bunch of these greatest
roast of all time with hopefully Serena Williams

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and Lebron James and Tiger Woods,
like it's gonna be a new thing and

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Tom Brady's gonna kind of run it. That ain't gonna happen. None of

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that's gonna happen. None of that. Glazer revealed that Tom Brady was kept

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away from all the comedians prior to
the show. I got over at Scott

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Beckett. I'm not gonna play the
clip your luck today, No clip today.

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John Stewart commented on everyone coming after
Jerry Seinfeld last week. Stewart said,

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look, Jerry Seinfeld took more crap
over the past two weeks promoting a

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pop tart movie than Harrison Butker did
for his entire speech and ask you people,

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what's the deal of that? He
did not do a Seinfeld impression there.

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I legitimately would like to know why
he's taking so much crap about everything

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from everybody? And who are these
people? Shane Gillis was scheduled to throw

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out the first pitch at last night's
Phillies game. His new series Tires premieres

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today on Netflix. In Tires,
Will, played by Stephen gre Urban,

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is the nervous and unqualified air to
an auto repair chain, and Will attempts

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to turn his father's business around despite
constant torture from his cousin In now employee

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Shane Shane is played by Shane Gillis. Did you need my help with that

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one? Netflix has already renewed it
for season two. Kevin Hart postponed some

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shows in Jackson, Mississippi, this
weekend. Those performances will now be on

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September twenty second. The reason for
the postponement was not released. However,

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the Clarion Ledger did some good sleuthing. They say that ESPN announced that Kevin

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Hart would be doing his NBA Unplugged
with Kevin Hart showed during the NBA Conference

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Finals, which do overlap with the
now postponed dates, and I did warn

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you over the weekend, no twenty
minute episodes this week. There's not much

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going on, as evidenced by Patton
Oswald raves about Grand Rapids Coney Dog Joint.

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Sure, why not, there's Patton
Oswald. He's in Grand Rapids,

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Michigan. He tweeted, damn good
dogs. The post was met with hundreds

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of likes and comments from locals excited
to see Patton Oswalt having a grand Rabpit's

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Coney Cony co owner Connor Malloy told
em Live the Patten heard about the local

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hot dogs shop after shopping for comic
books at Vaults of Midnights. Patten was

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also spotted at Doctor Grinn's Comedy Club
ahead of Dan Soder's show. Coney owner

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Malloy said he went down there earlier
in the day and the workers were talking

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to him kind of suggesting places to
eat, and they asked him do you

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like hot dogs? And he was
like, oh, I love hot dogs.

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So they messaged us that he might
come in dd that like, I

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mean, Patton Woswald is you know
this isn't Tom Cruise showing up the hot

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dogs Dad? Are people like,
oh my god, Patton Oswald's down south.

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Let's go get the car. Let's
guy, let's got light? Like

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all right, Patton Oswald's getting a
hot dog. That's not gonna draw a

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big crowd, is it? Em
Lone tells us. While Patton Oswald ate

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his late lunch, many locals driving
and walking by did a double take,

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surprised to see a celebrity basketing in
the sun and showing a hot dog right

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there on Fulton Street. Coney owner
mala He said, I talked to him

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briefly out there, and he was
definitely getting a lot of attention walking around,

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which was awesome. I didn't have
the guts to ask him for a

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photo, so it was cool that
he took a photo and posted it.

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Excuse me, mister Oswalt, would
be okay if I took a picture of

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you eating a hot dog? What
is going on? It's Paton Oswalt.

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I'd punching today. Oh there's more. Oswalt spent time chatting up Malloy,

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who told him that he and his
wife Olivia, took over One Stop Cony

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in twenty twenty from its founders you
remember Leslie and Brian Ustille. The place

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sure. Malloy was a former employee
of the Hot Dog Joint, which originally

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opened in two thousand and nine.
You know I'm surprised it took me this

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long. Now, I'm a menu
curious as I tend to get. John

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has it a slow news day?
No, why why do you think that?

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All right, here's one stopcony dot
com hours Monday to Friday, eleven

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to seven. Saturday only noon to
four is Saturday. Not a big hot

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dog day. Sunday not open at
all. All right. A Detroit dog

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will cost you three point fifty.
That comes with Detroit style chili mustard and

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onions. You can get a flint
with Flint style chili mustard onions for three

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seventy five. Chicago dog will go
four to seventy five. Plain two seventy

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five. A bacon ranch ripped dog, which is a bacon wrapped deep fried

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dog, cheddar, cheese, lettuce, tomato, ranch dressing, four seventy

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five. New item hot pepper deep
fried dog, hot peppers, sour kraut,

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pepper, jack, cheese, tomato, spicy mao four seventy five.

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You know you can make these things. A combo fries and a drink'll run

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these things up to six twenty five. You get a classic corn dog for

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four seventy five. But here's what's
weird. The middle of the menu highlighted

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in yellow, the rest of the
menu is white. Is promoting burgers and

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sandwiches. What kind of hot dog
place is this? Cheeseburger six fifty.

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I'm not coming to your hot dog
place for cheeseburger anyway. Paton finishes food

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left for his show. Bob Sagett
would have been sixty eight years old.

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John Mayer expressed his ongoing grief on
social media. John post that I miss

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you the most when I'm exhausted and
I just want to talk to my friend.

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I missed you when this magician was
performing at this party I was at

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and it was just a okay,
and I knew you'd have interjected with insanely

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funny one liners even if I couldn't
imagine what you would have said. Loss

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may be out of our control,
but remembrance is our active defiance, and

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we will never forget you. Love
you, Bob, Happy birthday. Comedian

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Moe Welch announced that her stand up
special slash documentary Hybrid Dad Jokes will premiere

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on the YouTube eight hundred pound Gerrilla
channel June fourteenth. Filmed at the Lodge

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Room in a Highland Park and all
over Illinois. Welch's debut special follows her.

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She explains her lifelong obsession with dad
jokes as way to process the aftermath

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of her own father's abandonment. Welsh
travels to Illinois in search of her father

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why, acerbically unpacking his absence in
her life and what that has meant for

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her comedy and her journey as a
new mother. CNN is in on this

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whole Bob's Burger's host. They post
an article this long running sitcom wink wing

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nuts, nudge sure Jan has only
gotten better thanks to its writers taking big

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leaps, CNN tells us fourteen seasons
later, although no one has ever seen

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the show and no one has ever
met anyone who's seen the show, the

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Belchers are still messy and sticky,
for their hearts will soften because the writers

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speaking for them have grown protective of
the fictional family. Bob's Burgers, whose

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writers place equal value on warm family
moments and bodily humor, shines brightest when

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it's focusing on the small moments from
a family dinner to a poetry meeting,

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and if it hurts a little along
the way, then it's not too far

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moved from life Bob's Burgers. No
one's ever seen it. It's very strange.

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Can you feel the holiday weekend coming? I can feel it. I've

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got some stuff I'm rationing. I
could tell you about Jim Jeffreys heckling people,

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but then we want I talk about
all weekend. You know what I'm

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saying. I gotta do this seven
days a week. Sometimes it's a slow

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news week, being honest with you. Thank you all for listening. This

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is a lot of fun to do
every day. I enjoyed the back and

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forth of the Facebook group. It
has been increasingly lively and it's a lot

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of fun and over there we kind
of drop our guard and have some fun

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with the jokes. We've got a
nice community to go in here. I

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appreciate you all. Thank you so
much for listening. See you tomorrow.