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of course, oh my gosh, it's a mass shooting situation, and
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Lord. It does sound like there were some injuries of people that were getting
caught in crossfire between two groups two individuals. I'm not sure yet because only
one person is in custody and then there's another person that is they're on the
hunt for this person, and it sounds like it was possibly gang related,
which is interesting only because when the shots first broke out and there were immediate
injuries that were being tended to and the people were on the run, naturally
everyone on Twitter was exploding and blaming Governor DeSantis because he has recently signed legislation
that allows open carry, so naturally it was all his fault, okay.
But then when it came out that the prime suspect was a black man with
dreadlocks, all of a sudden, you just stopped seeing reporting about it.
It just like kind of vanished away that story and it's it's buried at this
point. Even on the Daily Mail, I expected i'd wake up this morning
it would be the top story. Had to scroll down forever to even find
it. So it was buried because of the color of people's skin, is
that one. Yeah, And because it was a gang thing and not so
much of a white supremacy thing. Usually they like to blame it on white
surprised, Well, I'm surprised they didn't just still blame it on white supremacy.
They do that with people that are people of color. They still see
that. The press still manages to do that these days. It's arkable,
but I guess they just couldn't figure out a way to do that this time.
Yeah. Okay, so that that whole story is kind of falling apart,
although it is still awful that some absolute thugs were out there shooting in
a crowded place, So that is something that has happened. Also, Jane
Fonda is getting a lot of backlash right now because she is saying, we've
only got seven or eight years left now, you guys, because of the
climate, just seven or eight years left for this planet, and it is
white men's fault, and white men should be jailed for it, you guys.
I'm old enough to remember. Jane Fonda is old enough to remember this.
First of all, it was over the weekend that we heard about all
this stuff with Jane Fonda. Remember the Hanoi Jane. Remember she's such a
jerk, this woman. But like when it comes to climate change and she
wants to jail white men for a climate change, she wants to put white
men in jail. Like, I feel like that's a bit of a up
the shark thing, But I mean, I'm old enough to remember. So
the seventies we had the ice age, everybody's gonna die in ten years.
The eighties we had acid rain, remember acid rain too fondly, Yeah,
we're all gonna die in ten years. The nineties it was the ozone layer,
We're all gonna die in ten years. The two thousands it was ice
caps, We're all gonna die in ten years. And then now it's global
warming. We're all gonna die in ten Like we're not. I'm not dead
yet, you know. It's well, that's the thing. That's why we're
always saying, like how many headlines need to not actually come true before they
get it, before they die. They think maybe I'm being played, Maybe
this is all a big power grab. It is all big and have you
ever seen her house? Like her house is gigantic. It's just this ginormous
mansion. Just have the one. She may have more than one, but
if you see like her California mansion, you think that these people would they
would move out of their giant mansions and move into like these small all homes
if they really cared about, you know, sparing a square and all that
kind of stuff and like making their carbon footprints small. They don't care about
this crap. And they're the ones I saw a bit with on Bill Marrow
where he was like, I fly private because I love to fly private,
and I'm a celebrity, you know, And here are all the celebrities that
also fly private. And I'm sure she flies private. You know. It's
like, oh yeah, without question, of course she does. You know.
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they just want power. I'm so sick of hearing these people. And she
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her her career. Yeah, it's true. Um, New York City's Mayor
Adams has declared fat people as a protected class. So, I mean,
what are we doing? And it's surprising to me because he's the one that
wrote that book about veganism and how it basically saved his life because he had
diabetes or whatever and it was veganism. He said that that saved him from
being a diabetic. Not yeah, he's I mean he's mister Vegan and you
know, eat only plants and he's that guy. So I yeah, so
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he is the one responsible for this. But anywhoy, the whole the whole
thing is just great. Like as a mental puzzle, midlife woman, can
I be a protected class because there's no telling, there's no telling what I
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because they can absolutely claim discrimination for the most frivolous of reasons. Now,
so if they don't have a chair at an office building that's comfortable for them,
because that's automatic discrimination, they can sue for lots of money. This
is just opening up the biggest, dumbest can of worms ever. But leave
it to New York City, and you know what it also it just shows
how we're in a state in this country of just zero personal responsibility. Yeah,
it's just once again, it's just yet another example of you don't have
to take responsibility for anything in your life. Really, you know, what
are we doing? It's true, It's true. The other big news from
the weekend in this weekend of commencement addresses was a chick at City University of
New York who absolutely went on an anti semitic screed during her commencement address.
That really, I mean, it even got the attention of Mayor Adams,
who was like, you need to calm down, and who was trying to,
you know, counteract it with some sort of message of positivity. But
it's absolutely disgusting because this is of course a public university and for her to
just get on a platform at commencement and go like full anti Israel in her
address. I would have I thought about showing some of the audio, and
then I was just like, I don't want to platform her. I'm just
not going to do it. So that was another thing that happened. You
can absolutely look it up if you want to, but this it's just gross.
I mean, it's just so discuss it's taxpayer funded. Yeah, like
she like the fact that she got to go to that school. It's like
the lack of gratitude, you hag, you total hag. Yeah, just
awful, awful person. Yeah. And then of course, also over the
weekend, there was a I guess agreement in principle reached by Kevin McCarthy and
Joe Biden on the debt ceiling and so that was exciting for about ten seconds
and then everybody started ripping it to shreds. So I don't know if it's
going to pass. We're gonna show you some perspectives about this debt ceiling agreement.
First, we'll kick it off with Kevin McCarthy. We've got Chip Roy
who is adamantly opposed to it, and you'll hear his reasons for his opposition.
We've got that idiot Democrat Jamal Bowman saying that he's opposed to it for
a reason that we'll just make you roll your eyes. And then lastly we
have DeSantis weighing in, who, quite frankly, it's easy for him to
say that it's a problematic bill when he isn't in a position to have to
vote on it either way, right, Like, it's kind of a I
mean, I saw him saying this, and I was like, you sound
like a tough guy. But that's easy for you to be the tough guy
from your position right now as a candidate. Right, So, these are
the perspectives you're gonna hear. We'll start with McCarthy. Cut spending. We're
the first Congress to vote for cutting spending year over year. So you cut
that back, you fully fund the veterans, you fully fund defense, but
you take that non defense spending all the way back lower than twenty two levels.
Now you get work requirements for Tanneff and Stamp. The Democrats said that
was a red line. Now you're able to reform NIPA. How frustrating we
are. It's been forty years since you could streamline it. To build a
road in America takes you seven years a review. We now limit that where
it's focused, where you can only review it for one to two years.
We're going to get America working again. We get the process working again where
we always have these omnibuses at the end of the year. We now penalize
the Congress if they don't get their jobs done. There is so much in
this that's positive. And measure it to all the other debt ceilings when Republicans
had the presidency, the Senate, and the House, that they ever cut
spending. No, they increased it. We were able to do this when
the President said he wasn't even going to talk to us. This is really
a step in the right direction. It puts us a trajectory that's different.
We put a statutory cap on only spending one percent for the next six years,
so we let government grow, but at a slower rate. Why did
you take that last line, Yeah, at a slower rate. Why does
it take seven years for them to review stuff like that? Why does it
take them that long? Government is the government. But this is the thing,
that's why we have such a problem. I mean, to me,
that's what speaks volumes in that clip. They are so stupid and they're so
inept at their jobs. Like it just shows you how awful our government runs
and why we're so in debt. It takes them forever to do one thing.
My god, you look at other governments around around the world and how
they're able to do something. They can do something that takes us seven years
in six months. Well, and the fact that he actually said out loud
at the end of that, Yeah, we're going to grow government. We're
just gonna do it slower. That's just what we need. We need you
to do. You just said it takes you seven years to do something that
takes somebody else six months. It's like, why would why would we want
you to do something slower? Why, oh my god, stop growing it,
stop growing it at all. Yeah. But I mean, but there
is the part of me that's like, okay, So then you know that
they're not you know that they're not going to get what they want because they
are. This is a divided government, so you know everybody is going to
be unhappy. And doesn't that mean then that it's probably an okay deal for
now? If everybody is unhappy. I don't know. I'm just asking the
question because we knew Republicans wouldn't get everything we wanted. There's no way because
Joe Biden is the president, and because we have plenty of Democrats still in
the Congress that have to vote on this. So do we let the country
default or do we accept like a not so great deal. I don't know
what the better solution is. Honestly, here is what Chip Roy thinks should
happen, except that we could pass right now, sweep the COVID money,
sweep the IRS money that was, you know, to expand the IRS to
go after the American people three to five times more, going after minorities and
hard working Americans who are poorer than the wealthy and the nominorities. Why don't
we take that money, give Janet Yellen what she needs for some breathing room
in June and July, and then let's actually pass a responsible dead ceiling increase.
I know the Wall Street journals editorializing in favor of it, but again
I know why. It's because they're looking at it in terms of these check
the box wins. Look at the curve the American people. Now the government
is forty percent bigger than it was pre COVID. Let's go back to pre
COVID levels of spending. That's what we ask for. We're not this deal
doesn't do that. But if you undermine your speaker, doesn't that give power
to the Democrats that run the rest of the area. So so the point
that he was at the where it got cut off, the question that he
was about to ask, is you know, aren't you undermining the speaker?
Well, now there's already talk about Chip Roy saying I'm going to use my
one motion to vacate Kevin Speaker or Kevin McCarthy as speaker. So now not
only do we have this continued fight about the debt ceiling, but now we
also have the possibility of Kevin Speaker getting ousted. And so this is the
worst thing that can happen because now it's just Republicans are completely divided and so
we can't we So we're all going to get screwed as a result. Okay,
so then if they asked Kevin, then what what happens like then they
have to they have to go through that whole nomination process at all. But
then who would they want? I mean, it's like all the alternatives that
the people that they were talking about before. It's like who who who would
it be like a Jim Jordan. Is that either they're thinking of something like
somebody like that. I have no idea. I don't know. It may
not be a terrible thing. It may not be terrible. Change isn't always
so terrible. It may but it's not going to accomplish anything because they are
still not going to have enough votes to get through what they want with this
debt ceiling deal. And that's the that's the thing that's like, that's the
thing that has to get settled first and foremost, right, Like they can
have all their internal fights, but that's at the expense of this whole deal
coming together and going through and like actually making some progress and avoiding default.
And so, I mean, it's just all such dramatics. And this is
the stuff about government that makes me insane. Yeah, and it makes it
makes me insane too. But I personally as a taxpaying citizen, and I
don't know, you guys may or may not agree with me, but I
look at this debt ceiling stuff and I'm just like, whatever, you guys
do, whatever the hell you want to do, because you're just going to
continue to spend us into oblivion anyway. I mean, honestly, whatever it
is that they do, they can avoid default, not avoid whatever they do,
They're going to continue to just blow my money on crap anyway. It's
just going to get worse and worse and worse. Republican or Democrat, they're
all just going to continue to blow the crap out of my money on stupid
shit that they don't need to be doing it. I mean, seriously,
that's how it's going to go. They're going to act like they're like helping
to cut things here and there. I mean, the Republicans are posturing and
acting like they're being responsible with my money. They're not being responsible with my
money. None of them are being responsible with our money. They're going to
continue to spend and continue to suck all of them, all of them.
I mean, I just I know that sounds cynical, but that is how
I feel curious. Well, and it's not just Republicans that are unhappy,
which again kind of goes back to well, if Democrats are unhappy too,
doesn't that mean that this is probably a good enough deal for now? Jamal
Bowman, this absolute moron. He's unhappy for a whole other reason. Listen
to this. Oh, that is one major problem with the bill. Another
major problem is the Joe Manchin pipeline. Yeah, we fought so hard to
stop from being built. That is still a part of this bill. And
what's problematic about that is, number one, we need to stop drilling for
fossil fuels completely. But number two, we need an expedited way to get
us a clean renewable energy. Oh, we will continue to have these severe
weather events that we have been having quite some time and because of the warming
of the planet. And then finally, the work requirement piece has expanded to
those receivings now from age forty nine to fifty to fifty four. Again,
we're talking about the most vulnerable Americans. Wait, no, people are going
to have to work for their welfare. Oh no, was the age he
said that was vulnerable, Like they can't work. Yeah, it was like
forty five to fifty four or something like that. Those people can't work because
they're vulnerable. You gotta be freaking kidding me. They're like seventy year olds
out there working. I know, I know, I mean, give me
a break. Those are they're so vulnerable they can't work. They just have
to have a hand out. But it's when you're forty nine you have to
quit working. Seriously, Oh my god, give me a break. And
then we had and Democrats are so full of themselves. They think they're God
now in so many ways, that they can control a weather. It's fascinine.
I mean, this is what they think. No, this is why,
this is why we probably won't have an agreement. No, and we
shouldn't. We can't listen. I cannot. I can't listen to these people
think that they can control the weather, that they think they're God, and
all these I mean, it's that I would never be able to agree with
these people and these things. This is why I've always wanted a divorce from
these people. But that's just crazy talk. It's crazy talk to think that
I can take your tax money and control the weather. That's nuts. I
mean, I'm not the only person that thinks that, right, that's completely
crazy talk. And that's not what the founders wanted either. So what do
you think they should do on the dead ceiling? Oh my god, I
don't listen. I don't. I don't know. I mean, I don't
know how these people are going to get to an agreement. Mok. I
don't know. I'm not sure how they're going to agree because these that to
me is like you cannot agree with what you cannot. This is why I
think Trump would have been great in this situation too, because he's really good
negotiating this stuff. I mean, it's like you have to be able to
work with crazy people. This, this is exactly what we're dealing with is
crazy people. I don't know how you negotiate with this because they're they're talking
about stuff that I mean, it's to me, it's not negotiable. I
don't know, I don't I don't want to give these people money to staple
to the clouds. And it's and I don't know. It's kind of like
I go back to the other thing I said too, where they both are
are wanting to spend our money. I mean, Republicans can act like they
want to. You know, we're going to be responsible. They're not going
to be responsible either. So a lot of this to me is just posturings.
It just get to some stupid deal that we all know is not really
a deal to begin with, and just get on with it, because because
that's that's kind of how I feel about I mean, is this an example
of the two scoops of ice cream thing? Again? Yeah? You know
what I mean? Yes, because like that's what I always go back to.
Listen, Republicans should know, or they do know, they are not
going to get what they want they just because they have Joe Biden. So
are they going to give up a scoop of ice cream that they've gotten in
the in the form of some spending reduction. It's not it's not ideal by
any stretch. But do they take that one scoop of ice cream and or
do they say I'm just not gonna have any ice cream and screw over the
whole rest of the country with a default. That's why I always go back
to because none of it benefits us anyway, even if even if they say
that it will benefit us, it doesn't benefit us at the very end.
At the end of the day, taxpayers are the ones who get screwed.
We're always on the hook for all this stuff. But I guess that's what
I mean, Like, do we get screwed harder with this deal or do
we get screwed harder with a default? And then this deal eventually because you
know, they have to come to some agreement at some time, and it's
not it's gonna suck regardless, So to me, I would rather not default.
Yeah, that's where I stand on it. We probably get screwed harder
with the default, so you know, just get screwed either. I would
get screwed less with some sort of a crappy deal. So just make a
crappy deal and let's just move on and quit talking about this garbage because you're
just going to go into further debt anyway. So what do we here?
What do we care? Travis Richardson, Thank you, Travis says, Howdy
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Thank you, Travis. And Jessica Simon, Thank you. Jessica says.
Is one of the reasons that the debt keeps going up is that they
give themselves raises every year. Wouldn't get raises every year? I don't think
it's that. Um. I think it's just the astronomical printing of money that
the government engages in it. The raises are not contributing like to the to
the debt that we're talking about. I mean, but it's but it's part.
It doesn't help. It doesn't help. Steph A nine. Thank you.
Steph says, I'm so fed up with the government spending money. They
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you read, Michaels Michael, let me see what you just sent Michael.
Thank you. Michael says, pass a line item veto and get rid of
all the waste. When you have people on the payroll of the taxpayers surfing
the internet. This is what you get it's frustrating. Yeah, I would
love to do I would love to do that, but again, you're dealing
with the divided government, so you're only going to make so much headway,
right, You're only you can only get so much. Each side can only
get so much, and so I don't know if they're going to get a
better deal than what they've currently got. So you got idiots on the other
side. They're just like, we need to end all fossil fuels and control
the weather because we're god, I mean, so stupid. God. Yeah,
and then you know, I remember in Trump's CNN town hall, because
it's interesting. Trump has not said anything about this over the weekend, and
normally he weighs in about just about every topic ever, and he is not
talking about this agreement, and so I don't know where he stands on it.
The last thing we heard him say about the death ceiling was in that
CNN town hall, at which time he said, let him default because and
then Caitlin Collins was like, you can't mean that. You know how bad
that would be for the country, And Trump said, and then she said,
when you were president, you didn't say that. He was like,
well, that's because I wasn't president, and then everybody laughed, and then
they moved on and there was no follow up. So I don't know where
he stands on this current agreement. This is what DeSantis said about the governor.
Well, prior to this deal, Kaylee, our country was careening towards
bankruptcy, and after this deal, our country will still be careening towards bankruptcy.
And to say you can do four trillion of increases in the next year
and a half, I mean that's a massive amount of spending. I think
that we've gotten ourselves on a trajectory here really since March of twenty twenty with
some of the COVID spending. It totally reset the budget and they're sticking with
that, and I think that that's just going to be totally inadequate to get
us in a better spot. Look in Florida, we run big budget surpluses.
We have a one point two trillion dollar economy, but our debt is
only seventeen billion, second lowest per capita in the country. But we make
tough choices and we make sure that we look forward to the long haul.
Obviously, in Washington, DC, they do these cycles to just get them
through the next election, and that's ultimately one of the reasons why they continue
to fail. I mean, he's got a point, and that's why I'm
saying none of this freaking matters. It's like, we're still going to be
in this massive amount of debt, and these people like it's posturing. It's
all posturing. And I do find it interesting. You don't see Biden out
there working for the American people. You don't see him doing Jack squat to
help this whole debate. He's not doing anything. He's not in there with
us, getting his hands dirty, trying to help. And you know,
I will give props for I feel like if Trump were president, he would
be doing that. He would be at least trying to figure out a way
to negotiate and help get a deal pass something something. Well. I mean
I think I think Biden and McCarthy were having meetings and that's why they came
to this agreement over the weekend. But oh my god, but it's too
little, too late, mom, right, I mean, he should have
been doing this in February, right, he should. My gut, Yet
all this time it's like kind of like you're playing the KJP stuff. Last
week and she was just like, Oh, no, we're not going to
do this. We're not going to do this, We're not going to do
this. And then finally when we're at the eleventh hour, he's like maybe
he goes into a meeting where somebody's feeding him some pudding and he's just like,
he has no idea what's going on. I mean, the guy is
not work. He does, he has no idea what's going on, and
he's not going to help. He's not helping. He doesn't know how to
do this. He's never worked. Well, now I think he's working because
he's now going after he's talking all the Democrats and trying to get them to
go along with his agreement because you know, it's it's a win for him
if any agreement happens that keeps us out of a default. So he's pushing
it now, paly because if we default, people just presume that will blame
will all blame it on him. Yeah, I mean I will. Yeah,
I mean I guess Republicans well, but I don't know. I still
in my mind, I still think that they'll spin it somehow, the our
horrible media will still spin it somehow to blame it on Republicans. A lot
of people are commenting about how skinny to Santas is getting. He really is,
like every time you see him, his face is slim. I mean
he's like he's looking like that like Tom Hanks in his big suit. Remember
from the movie Big Yeah, he was like, Oh he wakes up in
the big success. Political stress will do that, right, thank you,
Michael. Michael says visiting Angels, heaving Angels, Americans Choice Homekay, all
right, let's talk about some well, actually, let me first, What's
what do I have first? Oh? Yeah, I wanted to talk about
some election stuff because interesting comment from Steve Forbes over the weekend when he was
on one of the Fox shows. He said something very interesting about Joe Biden
being the Democrat nominee. Listen to this, and here's one of them.
Forty eight percent said Biden's policies are hurting them forty eight percent, and only
twenty percent believe they're getting help in the administration. And that's not good.
No, And I think that's why next year Joe Biden will not be the
Democratic Party nominee. WHOA, you're on record on record because the economy,
Yeah, that can sweep the hundred stuff away, but that that has a
stench out there. To have a poor economy, you have a present people
feel it is not up to the job anymore, certainly not for the next
four years. So I don't know what the scenario is going to be,
but they cannot have him running in November of two thousand. Look at him
throwing that grenade. Look at him brow and he's launching that in there.
People are like, whoa, what are you doing? I mean, the
thing, I don't know if he's necessarily I kind of agree with him.
I mean, really, yes, I agree, he's too freaking old.
They cannot run that guy. They can't. I just don't even think they
are. God, it's gotta be somebody else. They have to pick somebody
else. It's going to be somebody lame. It's gonna be like a Gavin
or They're gonna slip him in at the last minute. They cannot run Biden,
you guys, they can't. He's too freaking old. He cannot he
can't do it. And you know what, and Kennedy's gaining on him and
they can't. They can't can't deny that he's gaining. They can't ignore that
for very long. I know that they want to. The DNC is like,
we're just la la la la la La, Kennedy La. They can't
they can't ignore it. He's gonna It's sort of like when that r NC
ignored Trump. You cannot ignore that the elephant in the room for very long.
Yeah, and he's gonna gain a lot of momentum and you know,
good for him, right, and so yeah, we can't ignore that.
So but but but the White House will have to put up somebody. And
Kamala, which would obviously make the most sense, is has worse poll ratings
than Biden, does, I think, so. I mean, they're really
in a pickle. Gavin, Gavin, I think, is going to be
their guy because he's then we're scrude because there's so many stupid idiot women out
there who will just be like he's hot. Oh my god, he's so
gross, and I think he's disgusting. But I'm telling you gross. But
I think if we I don't know if we put somebody good, But we
have great people on our side, anybody. That is why that's why this
next clip is so perfect because Martis and talking about our bench and talking about
our bench in the same way that we have been for a while. Check
this out. I loved Tim Scott. He's a he's a black Ronald Reagan.
He's an optimistic, hopeful Republican. He's he's tough as nails. He
he you know, he grew up in extremely difficult circumstances, raised by a
single mother and a grandfather who had to quit school in third grade to pick
cotton. And in one generation his grandfather saw him go from abject poverty and
picking cotton to Congress. So he's got an optimistic, hopeful mission. And
I think one of the great things about the both the Scott and De Santa's
rollouts this week, and we probably will have Mike Pence getting into the race,
Republican Party has just an embarrassment of riches. Our bench is so deep
and so talented and so strong. And the reality is most Americans do not
want a Trump rematch. The majority of Democrats don't want Joe Biden to be
the nominee. About half of Republicans that are not supporting Donald Trump. If
you just took those two individuals off the stage and put our bench up against
their bench, it's it's we're gonna Reculicans will be winning elections for decades with
the talent that they have. So you know, the party that figures it
out and nominates somebody else is probably going to win the twenty twenty four election.
Okay, So I agree with that. We've talked about that a lot
on our show. A ton we've talked about it. The only thing I
will say to that, to add to that is we will win elections for
decades if we get better at pr and marketing, because we've always sucked at
that. If we get better at using social media with the younger generation,
which we've always sucked at. We've got to get better at those things because
they own that Democrats own that space and they always have and we have always
not owned that space, those spaces because they're always on the offense and we're
always on the defense. We've talked about that, my god, we talked
about that on Don Lemon's show years ago. So we still have not won
that game, and we've got to get better at it, and we suck
at it. And it's like Rona McDaniel is not doing anything about that.
She's just sitting and spending people's money. Well, I was going to say
that. I think even bigger than that now is getting on ballot, harvesting
early voting, doing all the mail and stuff, having a strategy for that,
because that's that's even a bigger thing to tackle, like election integrity,
than just even PR at this point. And the fact you were so freaking
divided, and so if you are an only person or a never person,
regardless of what person that is you are, the problem. Cannot state that
any harder. It doesn't matter if it's Trump to Santa's anybody. If you
are only them or never them, we're never gonna win. Yeah. And
if you add that on top of all the you know, election stuff,
and then the fact that we're not good at PR and like you know,
and I talk about all the time that I'm involved in elections here and people
just don't go and vote. It's you can't say we're going to be winning
elections for decades to come if people don't go to the freaking polls. Right.
So that's and we've had a problem with that. We had a huge
problem with that in twenty two. So, I mean, I like hearing
it, and I agree that we have the potential to do that, We
absolutely do. But we don't. We're not going to win if people don't
go. We were not going to win if we don't work out some of
these problems, and we're not going to win if we don't market to the
right people, period. Yeah, and we just we have to rally around
whoever the nominee is. I mean, primaries are ugly and we're seeing that
obviously, But whoever wins, people need to get behind that person. And
it doesn't matter who that person is at this point because it's not Biden.
That's who our main target is to get rid of. And so I can't
believe that there's any argue about that, but there's plenty. I see it
on Twitter like crazy, and it just makes me absolutely bananas. Larry Elder
still out there as a candidate, in case you've forgotten, he is making
his case to Trey Gaudy. Here he is the administration. That's sound good,
no, And I think that's why next year, Joe Biden start over.
Hang on, let me get it to the right speed. I'm going
to be Kamala Harris. And depending upon when he hands the baton to her,
and eventually he willed, she could finish out his term and then run
two more full terms, so we could have almost ten years of Kamala Harris,
and I feel this way about forty five. I love what he did
as president, and I think Republicans do as well. But they're very concerned,
and I think rightfully so, that a sufficient number of swing voters,
especially suburban women, would not vote for the man if he walked on water.
In fact, if he did Trey, they say he cannot swim.
If you've lost friends because of Donald Trump, and I've lost three friends I've
known for almost forty years, two of whom I practice law with. If
you no longer can talk to co workers at work because of Donald Trump,
if you have strained relations with your family members because of Donald Trump, I
submit to you. Tray Houston, we've got a problem now. If you
like his policies, and I do. And by the way, he's not
the one to invent tax cuts, he's not the one to even talk about
the border role. I remember watching a William that Buckley show in the seventies
where Buckley was talking about building a wall. But he has been very,
very successful in implementing Republican policies. And I'm from the Republican wing of the
Republican Party. And if you fear that we may get another rematch between Trump
and Biden, and fear that Biden may beat him again, you need a
vehicle to push those policies, and I'm that vehicle. So please go to
my website Elder for President. Throw something in the tip jar get me.
I need forty thousand individual donors to give at least ten bucks tray so I
can get up there on that debate stage in Milwaukee, and once I do,
it's a game on hold my beer. I mean, it's interesting.
I like that he's running for president. It's great. I don't really know
if he's I don't think he's gonna win. If he won, i'd vote
for him. I mean, if he was, if he was the candidate,
I'd totally. Going back to your point, I totally vote for him
over a Biden. I totally would. But I don't think that he has
much of a chance. I really don't. I do think it's interesting the
TDS aspect of that, like the fact that he's lost three friends. I
don't know, that is so freaking sad. Like how many friends have you
lost over Trump? I've probably lost a couple friends there's certainly people I don't
talk to. I mean acquaintances that I definitely don't talk to on social media
anymore because it would be y. Yeah, I see a lot of comments.
A lot of people write in comments about how that they've suffered the same
thing, like it really sucks, Like it sucks that in this country.
Were like there is such a divisiveness because of one man, because of like
you have a belief system because of policies. It's in essence, it's essentially,
it's policies that you believe in. It's not even a man that you
idolize. It's I don't idolize a man, it's just it's the policies that
he You don't, but there's a whole lot of people who do. There
are a lot of people that idolize him, right, But I mean,
for me, it was his policies and I'm like, listen, I'd like
what he's doing with the country, and I like the country right now he's
running it, it's like, and you can't deny that. And now that
he's not in charge, he's not the CEO of the country, things suck
balls, Yeah, and you can't deny that either. And so when you
put you say that out loud, people are like, oh my god,
you know she's one of those magga people. And then they defriend you or
unfriend you or whatever, and you're just like, we've been friends for twenty
five years, what's wrong with you? What is your problem? And they
just don't want to see it. And it's like, I'm sorry that you
voted for Biden and that you are you have problems, but can you not
see the groceries? Remarks? Everything sucks right now? People? Do you're
four? Oh? One? K? I mean this is people are crazy,
People are nuts. Stacy, thank you. Stacy says, just cancel
the Democratic Party debt sold? Yeah, don't we wish? Brian, thank
you? Brian says, is Elder's campaign sponsored by Relief Factor? I don't
know it very well. May be I'm not sure, all right. Speaking
of Trump, he was caught on the golf course by some reporters who asked
some questions of him, and one of the things they asked is are you
mad that Rohn de Santis is in the race. They also asked him about
whether or not or what he planned to say to de Santis on a debate
stage, and so here is Trump answering both of those questions. The president
that Rohn de Santis entered the race. No, I think he's a very
disloyal person because he was dead. He was looking for jobs, and I
endorsed him, and he went up many points. He was thirty points down
at least maybe more than that he was dead. So I think he's very
disloyal. But I don't care. Look, Paul just came out in Iowa.
He saw the one that just came out a little a couple of minutes
ago. I'm leading by thirty or forty points. I don't mind that at
all. But no, I think he's very disloyal. But he's got no
personality. If you don't have personality, politics is a very hard fishes.
These are the first one. The loyalty thing, man, I just cannot
with that. Yeah, it's the loyalty thing is a little bit weird for
me too, Like I wonder how many people that he was loyal too in
business along the way, Like did he not step on some toes to get
where he was in business? I want you if you look at his life
story and the way that he built his empire, you know, his personal
empire, I'm sure that it's not like he was kissing everybody's ass all the
way up the ladder, right, he stepped on some toes. So I
just so that whole loyalty thing, it's like, I don't know about that.
Well, it's very I mean, that's the thing that people say too
about DeSantis is that he's disloyal. This is not a monarchy, and DeSantis
owes Trump nothing but gratitude. He does not owe him loyalty. They are
not married. This is not a marriage. This is a republic, and
whoever thinks that they're the best suited to run should make a go at it.
I the loyalty thing is just really that's not a reason to think that
DeSantis shouldn't run. He owes he doesn't owe Trump that he owes him thank
you. You helped me out a lot. Appreciate it. Yeah, that
is it. I agree. I totally agree with that, I really do.
And it's because that's that's America. It's this is America. Somebody gives
you a shot, and then you take your shot and you run with it
right, and then you get you get where you are with your own results,
which is exactly what DeSantis has done. Yeah, So I agree with
that one hundred percent. I mean, that's that's how people make it in
business, how people make it and whether it's politics, business, whatever,
that's just if somebody gives you a shot, you take it. You don't
sit back and go, well, I mean, somebody gave me my shot,
and now I have to sit back and not do anything until what until
they tell me it's okay to take my shot now? Yeah? Yeah,
And I what Trump owes the country is a debate. He needs to get
on the stage with every other candidate that is running, and let's hear the
differences between him and everybody else on that debate stage. But we still don't
know. And you'll you'll hear it at the very end of this clip when
he's asked directly about what he would say to De Santis on a debate stage.
At the very end, you'll hear what where he currently stands on whether
or not he will even go. Okay, if you were on a debate
stage, we were on de Santis, what would you say to him?
What would be your interactions with him? I want you with Johnny and Chris
and he got very badly beat him with joy. Chris and Adam Putnam beat
him. I don't. I don't know, but they say he's not a
very good debater. But maybe I will find out. Maybe we'll find him,
because unless he gets close, why would anybody debate? He's got a
debate. He's got a debate. Man got to do that. Yeah,
he's got a debate. He can't just like do the whole Well, I'm
you know, twenty points ahead or whatever, and I can't debate any of
these people because they're beneath me. I think that would be a humongous mistake
on his part, huge, tremendous and huge. It would not be good,
but it would not be good. I don't know. No, that
wasn't long ago, Bobby Jean, that was literally this weekend. So she's
like, you don't know that was a long time ago? No, that
was like this weekend. So I don't know, because he's not saying,
he's saying, why would I If I'm like way ahead and the polls,
maybe he'll change his mind. I hope he does. I hope that he
wants to be heard and seeing enough that he's not going to miss out on
that opportunity, because that would be I mean we've got some time before debates
would start. But and so the polls made shift, you know, and
settle a little bit. But he should debate, Pamela, thank you,
Painless says, We'll find out if de Santist can debate, Yes, we
will will be really interesting interesting if all of them can. It's not just
a Santist. I mean you may find that the Vek may get up there
and just shine. I bet he will actually, Oh my god, I
mean he You may see some wild horses like that get up there and just
do an awesome job and surprise everybody. This is the thing. That's why
I love debates. That's why I love this whole process. That's what it's
what it's all about, you guys. So I think they all need to
get up on that stage and show us what they got. People are commenting
that Trump is looking old. I mean, listen, he has miles more
energy than Biden, but he is old. This is the point that we've
made for a long time, is it. The fact that we have to
choose between two eight year olds is not fair to America? Honestly, it's
not. We should we should be better than this. Um. But yeah,
oh why don't I address Ron lying to his voters. Okay, yeah,
so, Joanna, I will address that because that and thank you for
reminding me. There's apparently leaked audio floating around the internet this morning, and
everybody that's anti DeSantis is super breathless about it that he is saying that that
DeSantis in this leaked audio is saying that he's going to move to the center
if he wins the primary. The problem, Joanne, is that he is
not in the audio. This is a group of like strategizers or donors or
whatever making their own claims about whatever they think he might do. And Ron
DeSantis does not appear anywhere in the audio. So I'm addressing it. There
you go, he hasn't lied to his voters the end. I hope that
answers your question. You can go listen to it. I did. It
takes this fun. It's so fun it is, but like people aren't even
bothering to listen. They're just looking at the headline and they're like, oh
my god, leaked audio of Ron de Santa's lying. He's not even in
it. So the people that leaked the audio are actually the liars. Is
that? What is that? What I'm hearing there's one guy, John Cardillo
was like I was at every single one of these sessions, and this is
just completely fabricated. So you can listen to the audio yourself and make that
conclusion, but please don't just jump to conclusions from headlines. That is a
terrible, terrible Basically, they're trying to destroy him like they destroyed Trump.
And what's worse is that it's a lot of Trump Trump and Trump people that
are doing it. They're doing what they long said was so wrong that was
happening to Trump, They're doing it to DeSantis. So that sucks, you
know what I mean, because the very people that complained about at the hardest
are now guilty of this same exact kind of behavior. And it just sucks.
It just sucks. It is kind of weird. Anyway, Okay,
so that's been addressed. Jesse Waters had the best couple segments, I guess
this was yesterday about the state of the country and what Democrats have done to
damage not only like standards in the country, but patriotism as a whole.
And I would argue that that is literally what is causing the demise culturally of
our entire society. Two really good points that he made in these two clips.
I'll just let them run together because I think you're gonna like these.
For almost three centuries now, American patriotism set us apart. But today American
patriotism is collapsed to an all time low. A new poll shows the percentage
of Americans who value patriotism is down to only thirty eight percent. Just for
comparison, seventy percent of the country valued patriotism in the nineties and now we're
down to thirty eight Now. The drops primarily driven by Democrats who don't feel
patriotic anymore. But it's not just patriotism. Religious values are dying in this
country too. Only thirty nine percent of the country say religion is important to
them. That's down from sixty two percent in the nineties. And that's having
an impact on the nuclear family. If you ask young people, only thirty
percent of them believe it's important to have kids. That number has been cut
in half. How do you explain that, Speaker, Kevin McCarthy. Our
society doesn't have standards anymore. Everybody gets a trophy. You're not allowed to
judge anybody. Nothing's tabio. The people we revered yesterday are despised. Today,
weakness is rewarded and strength is punished. We traded excellence and achievement for
diversity and inclusion. It's happening all across the country. In New York,
the NYPDS neutering the physical fitness test. They're taking away the time to run
so it's easier for women to join the force. Apparently criminals are they slow
down if a female cops chasing them. And in Connecticut they're acting fitness requirements
for female firefighters they don't have to carry the same weight as men. In
Delaware, they're making it easier to become a lawyer, lowering the passing score
on the bar exam. They say it'll make the courtroom more diverse. If
you hate lawyers, now wait until they get dumber. Oh god, it's
like Kim Kardashian, I'm gonna la are you guys, I'll Lina's just go
past the bar there. Wow okay, so yeah, I mean. And
other countries aren't like this, Like so many people in our country hate or
they teach their kids to hate this country. And other countries aren't doing it.
Where the country that's doing it. So if you like you go to
China Russia, all these places that we hate, right, I was like,
we're supposedly, like we're supposed to hate they their children love their countries,
they have patriotism. It's okay to be patriotic in those countries, and
then we hate our own country. This is what you know a lot of
Democrats do Liberals are teaching their kids to hate our country and not be patriotic.
I mean, it's insane what we're doing. And they think there's no
consequences to that. Yes, there are, absolutely there's consequence and we're completely
godless now yeah, I mean, it's just it's like not it's we talk
about people. If you've seen all over social media where it's like if you
turn trans in a school, you know, it's it's like revered, and
it's they want to keep that secret. But God forbid. If you were,
like, if you preach the Gospel to a kid in school, oh
my god, it would be the worst thing ever. If you try to,
you know, convert a kid to Christianity at a public school, that
would be the worst thing that you could ever do. But then you you
know, transition him from a boy to a girl, and that's totally okay.
I mean, this is this is our country now, this is what
we're this is what we're doing. It's nuts, it's kids completely nuts.
Um Matt Gates fills in now, apparently for Greg Kelly I think is his
name on Newsmax. This was so odd to me to see um Matt Gates
open up a show. But this is what it looks like. And then
we'll play a clip of his interview with Anna Pauline a Luna. You're on
the right channel. If you're confused, your eyes are not failing you.
And Greg Kelly did not suddenly get better hair. I'm Matt Gates. Thanks
for joining us on Greg Kelly reports. Greg has the night off and I
have the biggest stories driving Washington, DC right now, so let's get okay,
So he's filling in for how long? It's not just one night,
right? I don't know. I don't know. It could have just maybe
it was just one night. I don't know. But I find that utterly
inappropriate. It is ineproble, it's completely inappropriate. A standing congressman should not
be doing this. I don't think this is right. Like way too.
If you want to do this, then quit your job, you know what
I mean? Like, I don't think that they should be doing this kind
of staff. You're not a kan. I'm glad because at first I was
like, is there something wrong with me that I have a problem with us?
No, I don't think it's appropriate either. I don't think that these
people should. You are you are in service to us, and you are
not supposed to be some sort of pundit on television. You're not a media
personality. You're not go do your freaking job like your money that we pay
you like you're supposed to be doing. You're in service to us. Yeah,
this is not what you're supposed to be doing. If you want to
go do this, then do this for a living. I just it's so
it's first of all, it's inappropriate. Second of all, it's tacky.
It's like, I don't like it. Get he should be a guest on
shows. He obviously politicians are called in to say here's what we're working on
in the legislature, but news like hosting it. I don't know. This
is really rubbed to me wrong. It rubs me the wrong way too,
Like if think of AOC did it, Yeah, I think it would just
be saying I agree. People are saying I disagree. Okay, well you
can disagree, but I just it's it's not appropriate at all. I just
like when we start getting into this territory, So you want to start seeing
all of our congress people doing television like host shows on televi Vision. This
is instead of their jobs like crazy to me, wildly inappropriate. So we're
gonna start seeing like the you know, the the aocs and all of these
you know, and Rashida Talib and all these Yahoo's doing it. It's insanity.
This is just insane. They're going to start becoming commedia personalities. No
not okay, yeah, this is just this is not okay okay. He
did have as his guest on his hosted show, Anna Paulina Luna, who
has apparently proposed a bill to censure Adam Schiff for the role that he played
in the whole Russia Gate and in fact not just censuring him but also finding
him sixteen million dollars. Here she is talking about that to your censure resolution,
it would be the most severe accountability Adam Schiff has faced to date.
You call for him to pay a sixteen million dollar fine. Are you confident
that Republicans will back this play and that your legislation will pass. You know,
they're going to have to go to the floor and explain to their constituents
if they decide not to, why it is it they voted to protect a
criminal like Adam Shift, Exactly like you had pointed out, Adam Shift was
the head at the House Intelligence Committee. He said that he quote unquote saw
this smoking gun fund, raised off of it and was responsible for responsible for
not only ripping apart our nation, but furthering a lie that basically caused a
sitting president to have not only his authority and position to be undermined, which
some people would maybe call sedition, but also too was responsible for helping the
FBI investigate him. So what he did, he'll he'll probably get a good
amount of legislative immunity under the Speech and Debate clause for any of that.
But the Russia hoax wasn't just pushed by Shift. The media embraced it,
and even now Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre was making these claims back in twenty
eighteen. Take a listen. I wanted to answer, I think he's he's
crazy. I guess I think he's guilty because he knows what did he do?
Well, he's the one who can answer that. I think I think
you said he's guilty. What's he guilty of? Well, I think he
feels that he there is something that's going to come out about Rush. Remember
there's there's money laundering. He knows what the Trump organization has been doing.
Wild claims made by a lot of folks. Do you think that your censure
resolution regarding Adam Schiff could actually lead to broader accountability for the lives that were
told about President Trump in the media and democratic circles and elsewhere. Most certainly,
I think it would definitely cause people, especially those in leadership positions,
to really think twice about what they're going to say. Swear to God.
So, I mean, so he's doing the job of the media when the
media should be asking these questions to him and to her. Isn't it weird?
It's I mean, is it because there's no good media out there now
that it's willing? Because I feel like people are willing to ask these questions,
but he feels like he has to do it. It's like, I
mean, I feel like there are probably some other choices out there of actual
commentators pundits, hosts, whatever. Right, it just seems weird to me.
Yeah, I mean it's and get it. I hope that that resolution
passes. Yeah, me too, I mean I get it. He seems
like the kind of guy that wants to do this after he is a congressman,
because we've seen him in public spaces and stuff where he's very you know,
he wants to do this. But and that's cool, but maybe wait,
yeah, how about just do that like after Actually, you're gonna get
a gig. If you're gonna get a TV gig. We get it,
you're gonna get it. Just maybe wait. The reason for my name today,
which you can see, is two S lgbtq I A M O c
K plus because why not, right, like we might as well just keep
adding letters. The reason for the name is because Justin Trudeau was just speaking
out about how basically America sucks for how we treat that community. And what
struck me about this very short clip of Trudeau is how that entire acronym now
I'm reading it on my screen right when it comes to him, it just
rolls off his tongue no matter how many letters you add to it. And
I feel like that has to say something about him. Right, Well,
he practices in front of his mirror like every day, right he does,
and he stands shirtless in front of his mirror. He does. He probably
stands and like his little tidy whitey's and he just stands and he practices and
practices and does it. And he's so proud of himself for got it down.
Check this out to see what's happening in the United States, whether it's
two s LGBTQI plus rights that are constantly being attacked, My government will never
let it happen. My government will always stand up unequivocally for women's rights,
for two s lgbtq I plus rights. He's so tough, guys, look
at him. He's never gonna let that happen in his country. It's his
country, you guys, his government, it's his government is not going to
let that happen. He say said he wears box or briefs. He doesn't
wear a little tidy whities. I'm sorry, guys, why did they add
the two as when we're mocking for me this morning during pre show that that
because I was like, what the hell is that? She goes, Daisy,
it's two spirit hello, Hello, how do you not do that?
I don't know what that is? But it's two spirit? Okay, I
don't know two spirit? What what is that? Something that apparently originated in
Native American tribes or something, and like it's when you're I don't know what
it is. So like, okay, is that when you're a wolf when
you know it's not an animal thing? Oh, I don't think it has
anything to do with the animals. You're totally second guessing because that these people
are batshit crazy and you're second guessing. This is what you're doing right now.
You're gay. Gays and lesbians are like right now, they're thinking in
themselves, we have to break away from these the shaky people that we have
to break away because they're stuck right in the middle. Now. They're like
they're they're like, we're sandwiched in between these nut jobs and we have to
break free. We have to you it. Bisexuals, right have got to
be like I thought, I was just choosing between two. What the hell
is going on? I mean, this is the thing that the gays and
lesbians are just like, we have to we have to get at it.
We have to get at this place. They have they're there, they have
to break free because they're now making videos. They're like, y'all are crazy.
I just like you, transgender. I just don't want to be a
part of it. Stopped bothering the kids, you know. I want to
get away. You're nuts. I want to I want out. I want
out of this. I want out of this whole relationship. I want out.
This is the thing They're just This is stupid. All of this is
so stupid. But Trudeau, he's on its. Who would be afraid of
him if he was like threatening you raise your hand with this like a moose
hair. I mean, he's a more product in his hair than every woman
in here. So ridiculous. Lindsay Graham is getting some serious backlash from some
comments that he made to Zelenski about how this whole war is going. And
I'll let you listen to them first and then we can discuss here. Now
you are free, yes, and we will and the Russians are die.
This is the best funny we ever spent. Oh my god, No,
it's okay. That was a little Seriously, I mean, there are good
Russian people, you guys. There are actually Russian people that are nice people.
I'm sure that are over there that are like seriously, I mean,
well now, and Russia has of course called for his assassination, like they're
like, that's not okay. I mean it's really not okay. I'm not
defending Russia in any shape or form, but that was just the really just
a gross Russians are dying, and I'm smiling about it. Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent. That's what he said. I
don't agree with that. I don't think it's the best money that I've ever
spent. Is it the best money you've ever spent? Is it? Because
it's not the best money I've ever spent. I've spent money on other things
that I enjoyed much more. I don't know about you, guys. I
mean I've I actually like spending my money on other things besides killing Russians.
I don't know about you guys. But that was gross. It was growth.
Well he's getting a lot of flak for it, right, because that
should not remember when like like these people remember when we didn't want war like
this is not. Yeah, yeah, it's just gross. That was growth.
It was awful, awful. I wanted to show you a little trio
of what's going on with AI. The reason that I bring this up is
because, as you know, people are losing their shit over this leaked Descantis
audio that he is not even in. It makes me realize how easy it
will be henceforth and forthwith to just create fabricated audio of people to frame them
for saying things that they've never said. That I think is going to be
I think that whole AI and like deep fakes, is going to be a
huge part of this entire election cycle. I hate to say that, but
the it's getting so freaking good. And I'm going to show you a few
examples. But first I I want to show you Tesla's new employee robot.
It is terrifying, you guys, look at this so Tesla, Yeah,
I would burn out with fire. I would get a flame thrower and just
start claiming that thank you guys, right, Isn't that just creepy? It
is all gonna hate them. I absolutely hate them, all of them.
I don't like that thing that's what they speak. Oh my god, no,
oh my god. Why why are they making these? What is there?
What's the endgame? Like? Yes, to replace human workers? Okay,
well that's it's like a good I mean, look at that. Okay,
that's freaking crazy. Now, if they started doing the thriller dance all
of a sudden, that would be cool. That would be cool, like
in that moment, I don't know, would mean that really would be kind
of neat. But and I get it. I get being like a total
nerd and creating something as cool as that. I understand the coolness factor of
it. And they're nerdy, you know that. I get that. But
but then that's it, you know. I ended at that. It's like,
Okay, now they're gonna kill us. Now all of those robots are
gonna get together and it's gonna be like I robot and they're all gonna Yeah,
it's only a matter of time, Janice. I mean, it really
is. They're just gonna revolt against the human race and we're all gonna die.
I mean, I'm not trying to bring the house down. I'm just
like, it's not it's not gonna be a thriller dance. It's gonna be
They're gonna just destroy the human race. It's not it's not gonna be good.
It's not going to be a flash mob you guys, and the deep
fakes and the AI technology is just getting crazier and crazier. So I know,
let me just preface this before I play it. This is going around
social media right now. It's a deep fake of Morgan Freeman, but it's
totally created the visual and the audio totally created by AI. Morgan Freeman had
absolutely nothing to do with this, and it's obviously like to you know,
to people who know and love Morgan Freeman, you're gonna know you're without me
telling you it's AI. You're gonna see that it's not perfect right like that.
You can you can see there's flaws and you can hear that there's flaws.
But the point is that it's getting awfully close to real, and it's
getting better and better, and it will continue to get better and better as
each day passes. Here's where we are right now. I am not Morgan
Freeman, and what you see is not real, well, at least in
contemporary terms, that is not What if I were to tell you that I
am not even a human being, would you believe me? What is your
perception of reality? Is it the ability to capture, process, and make
sense of the information. Our senses you see completely freaked out. If you're
great here, taste or smell something, does that make it real? Or
is it simply the ability to feel? I would like to welcome you to
the era of synthetic reality. Now I don't I don't want to be welcomed.
I don't want I don't want any part of this. I don't want
to be welcomed to the reality. I don't. Okay, all the people,
you guys, please, this is why I prefaced it. Everyone's like,
you can totally tell that's fake. That's not the point. The point
is not that you can tell yes, That's why I said at the beginning,
you're going to be able to tell it's not. There's some flaws,
there's not perfect mouth movement. That is not the point. The point is,
look at how close it is getting to being indistinguishable. Give it from
a human, give it up point. Give it one year and it's going
to be perfect, right, seriously, Like we're it is two thousand twenty
three. Give it one year and these people will have perfected the technology and
then we are screwed. Yeah, right, And that's the point. Like
the fact that we have video out there freaks me. Out video of ourselves
talking. Oh, you can take anything that we like. I'm freaked out
about that. Well they only need three seconds. No, that's right.
For your voice, they need three seconds. So literally, if you have
an outgoing vote voicemail message on your phone, it can happen to you.
There you go. It's not just so congratulations. Hey. And here's just
another example. This one's a little bit more fun and it's a it's like
supposed to be a slam on DeSantis. So the this is a scene from
the Office, the show The Office, and Michael Scott's face has been transformed
with AI or whatever to look to look like DeSantis. And it is so
good that I was stunned at how well they were able to do this.
Check this out. You wearing lady clothes? What are you wearing like lady
pants? Now, this is a power suit. That there's a woman's suit.
I do not buy women's clothes. Not make that mistake again. Okay,
can you believe look at that? I mean, that's that's unbelievable.
You please tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit. Oh my god,
that's a woman's suit. You're wearing a woman's suit. No, I
did. I even I wear men's suits. Okay, I got this out
of a bin. They were the huge bans of clothes and everybody was rightfully
through them like crazy, and I grabbed one and it's fit. I do
that. I think, I don't know, just a woman's suit. At
the very least it's bisexual. Who makes it? I mean, it's it's
amazing, It's absolutely amazing. It's pretty remarkable. Wow. I mean you
can't even see like the demarcation line, be right, crazy. Yeah,
that's nuts. So that's why I say that it's going to be so easy
to create fake ads, faked video, faked audio, fake everything, and
people are going to have to be really careful going into every story that they
see, every video that they see, about doing the due diligence to make
sure that what they're seeing is actually true. Hard to have to do that,
now, I know. Yeah, And and and the problem is is
people are going to be doing this maliciously of course, be doing it to
ruin people, yeah, Michael, fake crimes, it's gonna be. They're
gonna be doing it to to hurt people, to ruin people, And that's
yeah, it's not good at all. One more thing before we get to
whack. If you were thinking that we were done with bud light stuff and
target stuff, it's just beginning, you guys. June is quickly approaching,
and it is, of course Pride month. Why they decided that they're gonna
hijack my birthday month, I don't know, I don't know. That's obviously
the most important thing. You should be your just your birthday month. Right.
They had to go ruin it, But it's it's coals now I understand
it. There are so many different companies that are going full woke, and
Levi's is yet another example. Look at I'm just gonna say it, look
at the two freak shows that they have chosen for their latest ad. Personal
style is the most important thing. I feel a lot more freedom when I
more masculine elements into my style. Was always obsessed with the women in my
life, and the way that what they did was for themselves has changed a
whole bunch, and I expect that it will continue to change, probably forever.
Whatever feels the most natural is what anyone should be doing. I have
a para where we're all really free to express ourselves how we want to.
I mean, why would you use Why would you use good looking models anymore?
I mean, why would you do that? Why would you do that?
Why would you why? Why not use them? Those heinous looking models?
You can find who models were pretty? Remember you, guys, remember
an aspirational Remember remember now, if somebody tells you you look like a Calvin
Klein model, you should be offended, right at this point, or a
Levi's model. I mean it's like, yeah, oh god, you know
what it's. I'm just waiting. I dare I say it out loud.
I wear Wranglers, okay, like, and I love their jeans. They
have great jeans. If Wrangler goes woke, I'm done. I'm out.
I'm off this planet. Like they better not, because Wrangler is like super
cowboy still if they because I didn't think Levis would do this. I really
didn't. I didn't think Levi's was like one of the great American brands.
If Wrangler much, now I am gonna lose my crap. They better not.
N says Wranglers is a brand of Levi's. Oh my god, Wrangler
Aria like if Aria goes, if they go woke, I mean, I
don't know what that is a Cowboy brand. I mean it's like some they
bet Wrangler all the way, like they actually are like a sect of LEVI
didn't know that. I don't know. That's just what somebody in the comment
said. I'm not sure if that's true or not. I haven't looked to
investigate. You guys say better not or like where do you go? What
geez do you buy? Like what do you do? Yeah, don't f
with my areat? I totally agree, right, yeah, okay, we
have to get to your whack because the story I was gonna do something totally
different. This happens all the time where I'm gonna do something totally different,
and there's so much whack in the world, Like the world is just whack,
right, So Max sends this to me yesterday. She goes, I
can't know this alone, so now we together can't know it alone, and
you guys have to know it. But you know Quentin Tarantino, the director
whom my favorite is A Once upon a Time in Hollywood. That was my
favorite movie that he ever did. If you've never seen that, you should
see it. It's really good. Brad Pitts in it, and he's so
cute in it. Anyway, Quentin Tarantino paid a woman ten thousand dollars so
he could suck her toes until they were until they were raw and pretty.
I think it was an absotic dancer, right, Yeah, it's a strip
club dancer. He paid her ten thousand stripper and not just her toes,
but like her whole foot, her whole foot. He sucked her foot until
it was like pruny and raw, and he paid the thousand dollars so he
could do that. I wonder how long it did it say how long it
took him to do that. I don't believe that was reported. The time
wasn't reported. I don't think so. Yeah, it's it's true. It's
absolutely true. And you know, one thing that Mark and I have discovered
over the years is that there are a lot of dudes who are really in
defeat. Yeah, there's a lot of feet dudes, a lot of feet
dudes. And I don't understand that. And I think it's whack. And
I am judging you. I'm judging your card. I think it's gross.
Your gross. It's just a weird thing. To let Steve said, did
they have to call the toe truck that was there? Well, that's saying
someone's like, did you watch them first? I don't think so, probably
not. I mean this was like in a gross strip club. And even
if it was a nice strip club, yeah, how kind of gross?
You know, all of them are disgusting, even the nice ones are gross.
Yes, it's just that just thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebs.
And that's somebody said toes resemble cleavage, but like, really, you
also hear cleavage, you know what I mean, Like, why why not
just use the cleavage instead of right, I mean that's like there's less stuff
here than there is on your actual toes. Yeah, I'm not saying there's
not to fungus in your cleavage, you know, not there. Oh my
god, that happened and it's something and you're absolutely right. I will never
look at Quentin tarantine listen. I always I have thought Quentin Tarantino was completely
mental anyway, but I will I will now this is just like off the
charts, and I will never look at him the same. I will always
be like, that's the toe sucker dude. Always, I'd be like,
that's him. I told him. I told my husband the story this morning
before we went live, and I'm like this is my whack today. And
he was like, what what's wrong with that? Joking of course, and
I'm like, I just it's what what is wrong with you? Of course?
I'm all men, I'll look at him and I'll be like, what's
wrong with you? Guys? What's wrong with you? Like it wasn't me
right the thing? Man? What is wrong with you? Guys? Seriously,
that's disgusting. Get up, come on, get up, get up,
Come on. I just threw glasses at him. It worked. He's
stirring. I know he's stirring. Come on, come on, here he
comes, here, he comes, Here is no more there, it is
there, it is. I love it. There's a big flap at the
Flappy Doodles for Tuesday, post Memorial Day flaps. You guys, Okay,
we're bringing it in, bringing it and were bringing it in. He's gonna
do down. We're dog. We're bringing it in. Everybody do down.
We're dog with cash. Yes, yes, yes, yes, you guys
have the best Tuesday ever. When we will talk to you tomorrow. Hi, everybody,