Callaroga Shark Media. I'm in a good mood. It just recorded a couple
episodes of Five Good News Stories is the other podcast? I host five stories,
all of the good number five Good News Stories, and it just put
me in a great mood. It was just a fantastic story about a dinosaur.
Hi, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Did you see
Trump had multiple court appearances? Stephen Colbert said, it's like any other political
story. It's all a horse race. But this horse race, one of
the horses is old. The other horse is old, has a hoof and
mouth to seize and keeps quoting Horse Hitler. Fallon has said it's never good
when you're summoned a court and you're like, I can't I have court Colbert,
the only way to follow all the action was to have multiple TVs.
That's why I watched all the proceedings at a Buffalo Wild Wings Jimmy Kimmel.
Between the one hundred and thirty thousand dollars to Stormy Daniels and the one hundred
and fifty thousand of Karen McDowall, no one in history has ever paid this
much for thirty five combined second of six. I'm an idiot. I thought
Shane Gillis was hosting SNL two days ago. Apparently they took two weeks off
in a row. Usually they do three on one off Shane is this week.
Well, that explains why there wasn't any press. Johnny Mack, you
dope. But the good news for me is that means this week there will
be pressing controversy, and I love controversy. So let's all argue about Shane
Gillis all week. Good for the downloads. George Santos has sued Jimmy Kimmel.
Santos had received requests from individuals and businesses to his cameo. Unbeknownst to
Santos, Jimmy Kimmel submitted at least fourteen requests that used phony names and narratives.
According to the complaint, the videos were played in a segment called will
Santos Say It? In one of the clips, Santos offers congratulations to the
purported winner of a beef eating contest, calling the feet of consuming six pounds
of loose ground beef in under thirty minutes amazing and impressive. An attorney for
Santos said, frankly Kimmel's fake requests were funny, but what he did was
clear violation of copyright law. Santos is seeking seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars
in damages for the five videos. He also asks for other damages to be
determined at trial. We'll keep an eye on this one. I forget where
I saw this one. I don't know if I Twitter, ad or Facebook
or something for it, but a comedy show for Robert F. Kennedy Junior's
campaign. This from their website directly joined Tim Dillon, Bobby Lee, and
Rob Schneider for an Unforgettable Night of Laughter with Robert F. Kennedy Junior and
Cheryl Hines this week Wednesday at the Million Dollar Theater in Downtown LA. The
copy tells us this is sure to be a hilarious knight that you won't want
to miss. The stunning and hysterical Cheryl Hines will mc the night, which
will include the comic genius of Tim Dillon, Rob Schneider, Trey Stewart,
Mike Binder, Erica Rhodes, Bobby Lee, D's the Nava, Adam Carolla,
and other surprise guests. If you want to go one hundred and fifty
dollars get to the comedy show, one thousand dollars to get to the comedy
show with preferred seating in the after party, fifteen hundred dollars for the comedy
show with seating in the first few rows, and the after party. They
tell us the after party will be the place to be. Mingle with the
candidate, Cheryl Hines, the comics and special guests enjoy a cool vibe,
scrumptious bites, cocktails and more. Very interesting. Ellen DeGeneres coming back to
stand up comedy. She did a surprise set in Los Angeles and said you'll
see it soon enough. She jumped on the stage at Largo as part of
Beth Stelling's Beth and Pal's show. Also in that lineup, listen to the
Pals Adam Sandler, Sarah Silverman, Adie Bryant, Brett Goldstein, Alana Johnston
and Nathenia from Kenya. I'm not familiar with Anthenya. This is all very
contrived. Degenerus created some buzz. She shared on Instagram a video that happened
to be shot where she jumped out of a car with wife Portia de Rossi.
In the clip, the couple hops out of a car and Allan throws
up her hands and yells, here we are. We're told some audience members
even leaped from their seats. Yeah, they didn't just like stand up quickly,
they leaped from their seats. Interesting anyway, Ellen was a good stand
up, so I'm happy to have her back. I'm catching up on my
podcasts. I'm actually recording this on Sunday. Usually I do the Monday show
on Friday afternoon. I was listening to Craig Ferguson and weird Al this morning.
I also want to finish off listening to Dusty Sleigh on Blocks, and
I saw Neil Brannan's Blox podcast. I mean, I got to get There's
a whole bunch of stuff there. He also had weird Al. It's a
couple of Jimmy Carr episodes I want to check out. So I just need
to sit down and play video games, listen to podcasts. I tried doing
that on Saturday, and guess what got me. The sleepy chair. Do
you know about the sleepy chair? So this is this chair and if I
sit in it, I will fall asleep one hundred percent of the time,
one hundred percent every single time I fall asleep in the chair. And I
know this is going to happen, but yesterday's chair nap wasn't the usual twenty
minutes. It was two hours, so not much podcasting got listened to.
I'll see what happens today after I do some podcasting work. Anyway, shut
up. John Craig Ferguson had weird al on and I actually pulled two of
the clips. I like this story he tells about here. I'll just let
him tell what would spoil it. The schools had also fame. I didn't
know either if I was talking to Vetnicole Brown about it. Here's this will
annoy you as much as annoyed me. Vetnicole Brown went to the same school
as our senior Holl. And their school has a Hall of Fame. And
they have a hole, which, you know, like the gym, like
the gymnasium is a hole, and they named the hall. Now remember our
senior Hall went to this this. I'm with you, Vet Nicole Brown hole.
I'm like you, oh my god. And here's another really funny anecdote
from the Drew Carrey Show that I liked. I had my laser surgery,
so I wasn't doing the glasses and the mustache anymore, and the producers insisted
that I have the glasses and the mustache otherwise, how are they gonna you
know? They did the same with Drew Drew on that show. He got
lasix and he lost like forty pounds and they used to make wear a FATS
really seasons. I was like, he's coming in, Like I got on
and put the glasses on, so they knew it was Drew carry but he
had lost the way. I don't feel so bad now. I also didn't
have to wear a FATS. I wasn't English either. I had to plan
to be English. He was a mess. It's a mess, you gotta
do it. Yeah. I had the pleasure of working with Craig Ferguson.
He came up too serious to do something for Radio Classics. I'll tell you
in person that dude is handsome, good looking guy, very funny, very
personable. We started doing something and he was really into the Radio Classics.
He was so into it that he came back at the next day and did
some improv stuff with one of our hosts that we turned into a special for
the Radio Classics. He was just awesome to work with, really enjoyed.
Craig and I've shared before every time I think of weird Al. We were
going to do weird Al Radio. My host Mark actually went out to I
guess, Los Angeles and recorded with weird Al at weird Al's house. Weird
Alt recorded all these raps and we're going to do a weekend station of weird
Al Radio to promote Al's album. And then the record company and the bosses
were in some sort of disagreement and we never got the waiver to run the
actual weird out clips as part of the stuff that weird Aut had recorded for.
It's a shame that special never happened. And I don't think any of
us that were involved with that still work there, so I bet it's long
gone and lost to history. What a shame. Hey, Roy Wood Junior,
you got to let it go. Man, they're not giving you the
daily show. I don't know how clear they can make that to you.
I'm sorry you're not getting it. Roy was on Mike Bury Bigley as Working
It Out podcast Verbigly a joke that Roy planted the Hassan Minha story in The
New Yorker. Roy said, that's literally while everything fell apart, and laughed.
As far as I was told Hassan was going to be the guy,
would said his an initial reaction was okay, cool, So I'll hang on
here for the rest of the year. We'll see what Hassan wants to do,
what his vision is, whether I fit in that. I'm still trying
to sell my own Sitcom'm trying to write movies. There's other stuff I want
to do. But let's see. The New York article comes out and there's
a buzz that there's a shift in Comedy Central whether or not Hassan's still going
to be the guy, which eventually turned into he's not going to be the
guy. I have not seen Life in Beth and I'm unlikely to watch it,
but apparently Jimmy Buffett has a cameo on it, and I'm a big
Jimmy fan. Amy said she listened to Jimmy Buffett's music growing up. She
said it just made me feel like everything was going to be okay. She
was friends with Jimmy Interesting Juamer says, one time we were hanging out and
I said, you know, we're shooting in New Orleans. Oh my god,
imagine if you were on the show Jimmy said I would do it.
Amy says I thought he's just saying that, but he didn't waiver. In
the episode, Jimmy picks up an acoustic guitar and Kacky Schortz and sings,
I will play for Gumbo from his album Beach House on the Moon. That
is a good tune. Beth drops some money in his guitar case for his
performance. A title card at the end of the episode reads and loving memory
of Jimmy Buffett, who got his start busking on the streets of New Orleans.
Michael Sarah said a crowd formed across the street while they were shooting,
and says, I don't even think they knew it was Jimmy Buffett. Apparently
folks like the Adam Saylor episode. On Saturday, Friend of the Show,
Scott Beckett went to buy me a coffee dot com slash a daily comedy news
me not one, not two, not three, not four, but five
large iced coffees with caramel and milk. That'll get me to like Wednesday afternoon
to be going twice a day. Scott wrote, listen to the Sailor episode
Wow Amazing. I was unaware of the nuance of his particular. Ouvra more
more more, with exclamation points after each more, Scott Man, you want
me to say nice things about Adam Sandlor movies for another full episode. I'd
rather go to buy me a coffee dot com slash Scott Beckett buy you five
coffees than do that. But I'll do this one for you. Johann or
no. Johan Rank is the director of the upcoming Adam Sandler Spaceman movie.
He spoke to the Hollywood reporter, Johann said, Uh, it's Johann.
I could do that whole thing over, but you got I like to leave
in the mistakes. I just I feel like it makes a connection. Do
I clean up the show and edit out the stumbles. Yeah, But when
I do major stupid things like this, I like to leave it at just
see you and I can connect, Johann Rank tells a Hollid reporter. When
I look at this film now, and I look at Adam Sandler's performance,
it's phenomenal. He was hanging there on wires, and he's no spring chicken
anymore. And he's not a gymnast or a bodybuilder no way. And he's
hanging in midair acting against a tennis ball with me around the corner reading lines.
Then you look at the film and see the profound curiosity in his eyes,
the bafflement, all these subtle details, all is acting against a tennis
ball. I'd come home every day after the shoot feeling tremendously frustrated because I
only had one half the movie. It took months and months as we created
the creature, did the voice, everything. Through it all, what kept
on baffling me was this tremendous strength in Adam Sailor's performance. I love Adam.
He's the best human being on the planet. He's a tremendous actor,
formidable and amazing. This film would not exist in any shape or form without
him. Spaceman will be on Netflix March first. It is getting a eliminated
theatrical release. That way it qualifies for awards, a guess, So like
I'm in New Jersey. There is a screening Thursday the twenty second at the
Nighthawk Cinema Prospect Park in Brooklyn at seven fifteen to ten. If you can't
wait to say this thing, that's the nearest one to me. So you
know, Limited believes that way of quality. But it's really a Netflix film.
And Scott, that's probably the best I'm gonna be able to do anytime
soon. But I didn't say anything, Caddy there. I don't think great.
Okay, thank you for the coffee. I will I roll this next
one. I want to cancel this one before we even make it. It's
a caveman comedy called rock Bottom, and it stars the voices of Rob Schneider
and Gabriel Iglesias. There's No Way That's good. Rock Bottom follows the story
of Gung Go, an over confident air to the chieftain's throne. After his
banishment, he finds himself leading a motley cruve outcast to reclaim his rightful place
and guide his tribe toward a prosperous future, learning lessons about unity, resilience,
and the true meaning of strength along the way. There's no way this
is good, a suit says, rock Bottom will be an exhilarating ride into
a prehistoric world. This film isn't just about laughs. It's about challenging our
perceptions of individuality, self worth, and what is the glue that makes a
community thrive? Mmm Natural Comedy News for Today. If you enjoy the program,
tell a friend about it, or share it. On social media,
or I don't know, tick your ear, but it's in their ears while
it's already playing. No, you probably can't do that, right, You
can't touch people, don't do that. Play it loudly near them on your
own speaker. All these are terrible ideas, John, Just shut up,
all right, See tomorrow