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Callaroga Shark Media. I'm in a
good mood. It just recorded a couple

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episodes of Five Good News Stories is
the other podcast? I host five stories,

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all of the good number five Good
News Stories, and it just put

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me in a great mood. It
was just a fantastic story about a dinosaur.

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Hi, I'm Johnny Mack with your
daily comedy news. Did you see

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Trump had multiple court appearances? Stephen
Colbert said, it's like any other political

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story. It's all a horse race. But this horse race, one of

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the horses is old. The other
horse is old, has a hoof and

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mouth to seize and keeps quoting Horse
Hitler. Fallon has said it's never good

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when you're summoned a court and you're
like, I can't I have court Colbert,

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the only way to follow all the
action was to have multiple TVs.

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That's why I watched all the proceedings
at a Buffalo Wild Wings Jimmy Kimmel.

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Between the one hundred and thirty thousand
dollars to Stormy Daniels and the one hundred

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and fifty thousand of Karen McDowall,
no one in history has ever paid this

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much for thirty five combined second of
six. I'm an idiot. I thought

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Shane Gillis was hosting SNL two days
ago. Apparently they took two weeks off

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in a row. Usually they do
three on one off Shane is this week.

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Well, that explains why there wasn't
any press. Johnny Mack, you

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dope. But the good news for
me is that means this week there will

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be pressing controversy, and I love
controversy. So let's all argue about Shane

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Gillis all week. Good for the
downloads. George Santos has sued Jimmy Kimmel.

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Santos had received requests from individuals and
businesses to his cameo. Unbeknownst to

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Santos, Jimmy Kimmel submitted at least
fourteen requests that used phony names and narratives.

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According to the complaint, the videos
were played in a segment called will

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Santos Say It? In one of
the clips, Santos offers congratulations to the

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purported winner of a beef eating contest, calling the feet of consuming six pounds

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of loose ground beef in under thirty
minutes amazing and impressive. An attorney for

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Santos said, frankly Kimmel's fake requests
were funny, but what he did was

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clear violation of copyright law. Santos
is seeking seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars

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in damages for the five videos.
He also asks for other damages to be

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determined at trial. We'll keep an
eye on this one. I forget where

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I saw this one. I don't
know if I Twitter, ad or Facebook

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or something for it, but a
comedy show for Robert F. Kennedy Junior's

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campaign. This from their website directly
joined Tim Dillon, Bobby Lee, and

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Rob Schneider for an Unforgettable Night of
Laughter with Robert F. Kennedy Junior and

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Cheryl Hines this week Wednesday at the
Million Dollar Theater in Downtown LA. The

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copy tells us this is sure to
be a hilarious knight that you won't want

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to miss. The stunning and hysterical
Cheryl Hines will mc the night, which

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will include the comic genius of Tim
Dillon, Rob Schneider, Trey Stewart,

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Mike Binder, Erica Rhodes, Bobby
Lee, D's the Nava, Adam Carolla,

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and other surprise guests. If you
want to go one hundred and fifty

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dollars get to the comedy show,
one thousand dollars to get to the comedy

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show with preferred seating in the after
party, fifteen hundred dollars for the comedy

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show with seating in the first few
rows, and the after party. They

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tell us the after party will be
the place to be. Mingle with the

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candidate, Cheryl Hines, the comics
and special guests enjoy a cool vibe,

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scrumptious bites, cocktails and more.
Very interesting. Ellen DeGeneres coming back to

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stand up comedy. She did a
surprise set in Los Angeles and said you'll

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see it soon enough. She jumped
on the stage at Largo as part of

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Beth Stelling's Beth and Pal's show.
Also in that lineup, listen to the

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Pals Adam Sandler, Sarah Silverman,
Adie Bryant, Brett Goldstein, Alana Johnston

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and Nathenia from Kenya. I'm not
familiar with Anthenya. This is all very

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contrived. Degenerus created some buzz.
She shared on Instagram a video that happened

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to be shot where she jumped out
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In the clip, the couple hops
out of a car and Allan throws

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up her hands and yells, here
we are. We're told some audience members

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even leaped from their seats. Yeah, they didn't just like stand up quickly,

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they leaped from their seats. Interesting
anyway, Ellen was a good stand

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up, so I'm happy to have
her back. I'm catching up on my

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podcasts. I'm actually recording this on
Sunday. Usually I do the Monday show

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on Friday afternoon. I was listening
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I also want to finish off listening
to Dusty Sleigh on Blocks, and

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I saw Neil Brannan's Blox podcast.
I mean, I got to get There's

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a whole bunch of stuff there.
He also had weird Al. It's a

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couple of Jimmy Carr episodes I want
to check out. So I just need

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to sit down and play video games, listen to podcasts. I tried doing

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that on Saturday, and guess what
got me. The sleepy chair. Do

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you know about the sleepy chair?
So this is this chair and if I

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sit in it, I will fall
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one hundred percent every single time I
fall asleep in the chair. And I

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know this is going to happen,
but yesterday's chair nap wasn't the usual twenty

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minutes. It was two hours,
so not much podcasting got listened to.

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I'll see what happens today after I
do some podcasting work. Anyway, shut

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up. John Craig Ferguson had weird
al on and I actually pulled two of

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the clips. I like this story
he tells about here. I'll just let

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him tell what would spoil it.
The schools had also fame. I didn't

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know either if I was talking to
Vetnicole Brown about it. Here's this will

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annoy you as much as annoyed me. Vetnicole Brown went to the same school

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as our senior Holl. And their
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they have a hole, which,
you know, like the gym, like

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the gymnasium is a hole, and
they named the hall. Now remember our

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senior Hall went to this this.
I'm with you, Vet Nicole Brown hole.

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I'm like you, oh my god. And here's another really funny anecdote

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from the Drew Carrey Show that I
liked. I had my laser surgery,

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so I wasn't doing the glasses and
the mustache anymore, and the producers insisted

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that I have the glasses and the
mustache otherwise, how are they gonna you

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know? They did the same with
Drew Drew on that show. He got

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lasix and he lost like forty pounds
and they used to make wear a FATS

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really seasons. I was like,
he's coming in, Like I got on

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and put the glasses on, so
they knew it was Drew carry but he

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had lost the way. I don't
feel so bad now. I also didn't

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have to wear a FATS. I
wasn't English either. I had to plan

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to be English. He was a
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do it. Yeah. I had
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He came up too serious to do
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in person that dude is handsome,
good looking guy, very funny, very

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personable. We started doing something and
he was really into the Radio Classics.

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He was so into it that he
came back at the next day and did

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some improv stuff with one of our
hosts that we turned into a special for

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the Radio Classics. He was just
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Craig and I've shared before every time
I think of weird Al. We were

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going to do weird Al Radio.
My host Mark actually went out to I

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guess, Los Angeles and recorded with
weird Al at weird Al's house. Weird

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Alt recorded all these raps and we're
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Al Radio to promote Al's album.
And then the record company and the bosses

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were in some sort of disagreement and
we never got the waiver to run the

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actual weird out clips as part of
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It's a shame that special never happened. And I don't think any of

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us that were involved with that still
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gone and lost to history. What
a shame. Hey, Roy Wood Junior,

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you got to let it go.
Man, they're not giving you the

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daily show. I don't know how
clear they can make that to you.

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I'm sorry you're not getting it.
Roy was on Mike Bury Bigley as Working

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It Out podcast Verbigly a joke that
Roy planted the Hassan Minha story in The

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New Yorker. Roy said, that's
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As far as I was told Hassan
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would said his an initial reaction was
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here for the rest of the year. We'll see what Hassan wants to do,

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what his vision is, whether I
fit in that. I'm still trying

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to sell my own Sitcom'm trying to
write movies. There's other stuff I want

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to do. But let's see.
The New York article comes out and there's

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a buzz that there's a shift in
Comedy Central whether or not Hassan's still going

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to be the guy, which eventually
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guy. I have not seen Life
in Beth and I'm unlikely to watch it,

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but apparently Jimmy Buffett has a cameo
on it, and I'm a big

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Jimmy fan. Amy said she listened
to Jimmy Buffett's music growing up. She

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said it just made me feel like
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was friends with Jimmy Interesting Juamer says, one time we were hanging out and

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I said, you know, we're
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imagine if you were on the show
Jimmy said I would do it.

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Amy says I thought he's just saying
that, but he didn't waiver. In

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the episode, Jimmy picks up an
acoustic guitar and Kacky Schortz and sings,

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I will play for Gumbo from his
album Beach House on the Moon. That

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is a good tune. Beth drops
some money in his guitar case for his

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performance. A title card at the
end of the episode reads and loving memory

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of Jimmy Buffett, who got his
start busking on the streets of New Orleans.

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Michael Sarah said a crowd formed across
the street while they were shooting,

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and says, I don't even think
they knew it was Jimmy Buffett. Apparently

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folks like the Adam Saylor episode.
On Saturday, Friend of the Show,

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Scott Beckett went to buy me a
coffee dot com slash a daily comedy news

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me not one, not two,
not three, not four, but five

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large iced coffees with caramel and milk. That'll get me to like Wednesday afternoon

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to be going twice a day.
Scott wrote, listen to the Sailor episode

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Wow Amazing. I was unaware of
the nuance of his particular. Ouvra more

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more more, with exclamation points after
each more, Scott Man, you want

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me to say nice things about Adam
Sandlor movies for another full episode. I'd

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rather go to buy me a coffee
dot com slash Scott Beckett buy you five

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coffees than do that. But I'll
do this one for you. Johann or

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no. Johan Rank is the director
of the upcoming Adam Sandler Spaceman movie.

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He spoke to the Hollywood reporter,
Johann said, Uh, it's Johann.

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I could do that whole thing over, but you got I like to leave

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in the mistakes. I just I
feel like it makes a connection. Do

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I clean up the show and edit
out the stumbles. Yeah, But when

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I do major stupid things like this, I like to leave it at just

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see you and I can connect,
Johann Rank tells a Hollid reporter. When

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I look at this film now,
and I look at Adam Sandler's performance,

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it's phenomenal. He was hanging there
on wires, and he's no spring chicken

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anymore. And he's not a gymnast
or a bodybuilder no way. And he's

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hanging in midair acting against a tennis
ball with me around the corner reading lines.

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Then you look at the film and
see the profound curiosity in his eyes,

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the bafflement, all these subtle details, all is acting against a tennis

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ball. I'd come home every day
after the shoot feeling tremendously frustrated because I

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only had one half the movie.
It took months and months as we created

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the creature, did the voice,
everything. Through it all, what kept

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on baffling me was this tremendous strength
in Adam Sailor's performance. I love Adam.

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He's the best human being on the
planet. He's a tremendous actor,

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formidable and amazing. This film would
not exist in any shape or form without

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him. Spaceman will be on Netflix
March first. It is getting a eliminated

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theatrical release. That way it qualifies
for awards, a guess, So like

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I'm in New Jersey. There is
a screening Thursday the twenty second at the

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Nighthawk Cinema Prospect Park in Brooklyn at
seven fifteen to ten. If you can't

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wait to say this thing, that's
the nearest one to me. So you

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know, Limited believes that way of
quality. But it's really a Netflix film.

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And Scott, that's probably the best
I'm gonna be able to do anytime

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soon. But I didn't say anything, Caddy there. I don't think great.

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Okay, thank you for the coffee. I will I roll this next

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one. I want to cancel this
one before we even make it. It's

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a caveman comedy called rock Bottom,
and it stars the voices of Rob Schneider

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and Gabriel Iglesias. There's No Way
That's good. Rock Bottom follows the story

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of Gung Go, an over confident
air to the chieftain's throne. After his

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banishment, he finds himself leading a
motley cruve outcast to reclaim his rightful place

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and guide his tribe toward a prosperous
future, learning lessons about unity, resilience,

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and the true meaning of strength along
the way. There's no way this

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is good, a suit says,
rock Bottom will be an exhilarating ride into

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a prehistoric world. This film isn't
just about laughs. It's about challenging our

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perceptions of individuality, self worth,
and what is the glue that makes a

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community thrive? Mmm Natural Comedy News
for Today. If you enjoy the program,

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tell a friend about it, or
share it. On social media,

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or I don't know, tick your
ear, but it's in their ears while

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it's already playing. No, you
probably can't do that, right, You

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can't touch people, don't do that. Play it loudly near them on your

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own speaker. All these are terrible
ideas, John, Just shut up,

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all right, See tomorrow