When you're firing into the dark like that, you really have no idea how
many bodies, how many lives you're taking. You're just watching those tracer shots,
just the tracers. It's just prayers and tracers. War is a not
only just a horrible thing, it's also a racket. That's right well anyway,
Honestly, Joe, I don't see what the lady's seeing you, Okay,
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it's going to be two we'll pay you. Yeah. Yeah, Real Housewives
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But you know, so we're for sure getting you for Housewives and then what
is your answer on The Bachelorette The Bachelor att Yeah, I'll do it,
really and we'll pay you. You know, I've never I haven't watched still
in it since I think Peter Webber, so I'm ready to whoa. Okay,
this is very exciting news. I'm so happy that you called Ruby.
We're gonna send you some magic mind. We should let the audience roobs,
I gotta go. I love you very much. We should let the audience
know that, you know, the return to The Bachelor will be triumphant and
behind a paywall, well part of it, part of it. You know,
if you want the whole episode, go to Patreon dot com, Slash
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on the free feet of bad TV. Okay, so we have to get
into below deck. You know, below deck is below decking. It's just
it's just below decking. Yeah, okay, lots of incompetence. The thing
about this season though, which bodes well for the future. I think we
need more incompetence, Like like I talked about, we need to get the
hottest people from the softest rooms, so we need to put them on these
boats. This season may be a good omen because I haven't seen a crew
this incompetent in some time. And I'm they're not all dumb asses or anything.
It's just there are so many donkey Kong barrels being thrown at the sea
rats that you know, it's making it juicy, It's making it fun and
funny. I don't even remember what happened this episode. That's okay, I
have four pods, four knots, Jeezy Luisy, Hey Dyl. You know,
as I was taking notes on the episode, and I, of course,
once one of us dead names someone, I'm like, okay, I'm
gonna call breed cheese the rest of the episode, Yeah, was, And
dead naming is actually when you call a transgendered person by their male or female,
that means right. So so the way that you refer to Caitlin is
Bruce, that would be dead naming. Oh that's not what I want to
do at all. Right, right, forgive me, I'm old. I
don't know what I'm talking about. What we do is just mean right right,
there's no name for now. Was the fact that Bri is a type
of cheese? Was that part of your inspiration for naming her? Yes,
Brie with one more vowel at the end is the famous cheese, which is
why I refer to her as cheese. She also, I don't know she
she gives me cheese energy. You know, definitely this episode, right something
that something that is milk forward and can't do laundry. Yes, it's cheese.
You know. I don't remember what happened with this episode either, other
than I think Gail might be a sex addictum one of the best kinds of
addiction. Oh yeah, perilous still any kind of addiction is. But oh
yeah, yeah, think about all the other ones. You know, they
can kill you, yeah, and so can sex addiction. I mean,
if you're hopped up and you're trying to go get some you know, pen
or viene, you know, car accident, kill somebody, but you're not
going to overdose some peen or viene. Yeah. Well you got me thinking,
though, deal could lead you to a lot of dark alleys and like
holes that you put your peed a throw. Who knows who's on the other
side of that guy, damn all. I think we should joke about addictions.
Shut up, it's the best kind of addiction. Okay, I think
So I thought it was an okay episode. I give it forty knots okay.
So we begin where we last left off, which was the place where
you're talking about right now, oh me, oh yeah, yeah, okay,
So anyway we got this uh that I think it's so far. Oh
it's awesome. Yeah. So the charger wasn't the tender wasn't charged the night
before, and I got to tell you, I do like the seeing guy,
but he did something that I just it drives me crazy when people do
it. Sandy asked, uh over the walker, She goes, can I
get an update on the tender? And he replies, and I quote,
the tender is waiting to have charge to start the engine. Uh huh okay,
Uh. That conveys no actual timeline or update. It's one could say,
it's actually useful useless information. It's like when I asked my wife,
Hey, what time you're going to be home, and she goes, well,
I'm eating yogurt with Ellie right now, right right right, Okay,
thank you so much, because now I know exactly when you guys are going
to be home. I've done that to you so many fucking times, so
many times. People, details, details, come on, people pay attention.
You know. The US suspects type twist of this whole thing is that
the machinery of this vessel actually is in peril. I mean Usually we just
throw some caution tape around something and yank it up, and everybody goes about
their day and Trichelle hosts the people in Paris on time. But no,
they are going to leave a sixty five thousand dollar anchor in the middle of
the ocean. That's pretty crazy. Lucky I got any of those pirates rolling
around, They're like, hey, I think there's an anchor over there.
Yeah, they got reflective tape on a booie and I don't think that's a
great white shark. Yeah. And then, you know, I've seen this
this trope so many times. I mean, it's the Latonze eyes, you
know, it's it's the score is so big. But but but can you
pull it off right? Execute? You know, I think pirates in a
tender. I don't know if they could really do it, but who knows.
You know, those are the ways of the sea, not for us
to know about. So pirates are so scary, I know. And they
don't even look like pirates anymore. No, they just look like regular people.
They just look like regular guys. Okay, So drunk Cindy Lauper is
none the wiser. She's sucking down lobster Benedict. But that doesn't mean that
the guests are happy, because they're slowly starting to realize that they're gonna be
anywhere from two to four hours late for what they need to do. Yeah.
Well, the good news, though, Dale, is they've got Kerman
on the job, and she realizes that her team is gonna need to distract
these charter guests, you know, from the unfortunate travel issues. Though it
may have because we all know that when your travel plans are thrown in a
fucking dumpster, nothing puts a frown into a smile like an espresso martini,
because you'd like to be awake for the entire day while you know it's ruined.
Right now. Asia this episode, she is chaotic good. You know,
she's doing her best. She's mitigating drama as best as she can.
But and this is something that I didn't say in my thoughts and pots because
of how high I am, but her stopping the smut, her squelching the
flame between Ellie Cheese and Thing two is quite literally a cardinal fucking sin in
this franchise, and I'm not okay with it. Okay, So Johno asks
the question, who thought Stella lost her groove. And again, I don't
want to be too harsh on JOHNO, but like, so, I'm glad
that the Benedicts have gone well, but what about beetroot powder on milk steak?
What about cold cold eggs and ice cream soup? So you know,
we're we're starting to get back into good graces. But let's not go there
should be a fair amount of shames. And that's what you have to do
in life. You just have to move. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay, So can I do a meanwhile, yes, Meanwhile, Gail's boyfriend,
he's texting me. He's like, hey, what's up? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, And then she responds back like, hey, I don't
want to talk about anything right now, and I will just let the listeners
know in case I didn't know. When someone your dating tells you that they're
either already having sex with someone or they plan on having sex with someone else,
it's pretty much the edge of the relationship. You don't even need tea
leaves. It's pretty much just all there. It's subtextual, but it's so
loud. Yes, big time. Sandy has to let go of this anchor
and she calls into inspell and or another word. Your favorite film. Oh,
Jaws, Jaws, that's right, Yes, put the reflective tape on
so we can track the great White shark. It's hunting us, right exactly.
It's an excellent movie. Didn't I drag you it out like a couple
of years ago? Yeah, I mean I wouldn't say it was I wouldn't
use the verb drag. I was excited to go. I mean, you
know Phil Knight under cinema at the Hollywood Bowl is you know? I mean,
who could have a bad time there? You know they're not taking your
phones. It's not Bill Burr playing Hell no, Bill Burr, suck my
dick. I'll tell the audience for Bull of Deck. This prick performed eighteen
thousand people, and he insisted upon everybody's cell phone being put in a black
And I told some friends about that. They're like, well, you know
he didn't want it to get out. Yeah, it's out. Eighteen thousand
people paid you to talk it's out. Yeah. What a fucking dickhead?
O fuck you? I'm sorry, Hey, dyl Yeah all right, So
I want to point out a couple things. Well, first off, I
want to digress. Forgive me to indulge in this because you had mentioned Kermit,
and I'd forgotten in my notes still, and that she didn't actually officially
squash the beef. No, she had let us know that she was enlightened
by both of them being such good liars. She doesn't know who to believe,
leaving her to be a sea rat of late justice of sorts. Instead
of holding a scale, she's holding a fart, which is what she does
all the time. Oh that's right, Yeah, she does kind of gross.
Well, you know everybody does it, It's true. So we're an
hour delayed, the guests are nowhere near making their flight, which begs the
question, what is with this scheduling? What do you guys do? What
are you guys doing with this tightest schedule? You're on a fucking boat.
True. Now, I like a tight schedule because I don't like to wait
around. If it's a whole day that I have to burn to go to
an airport at five pm, I'd like a pastor just get me the flight
out at nine am. I couldn't agree with you more. I get into
so many squabbles with my loved ones, who all insist upon being except for
let's have brunch, except for my sister, who you know, with Burbank,
it's getting a little bit easier. But we used to show up to
Lax at six o'clock in the morning for a three pm flight. I mean,
just ridiculous, no hyperbolic. But that's why the lounges don't do anything
for me. Sign up for this credit card, you get to go in
this lounge. I don't want to go in the lounge. I want to
go on the lunch. I want to go in the lounge. My living
rooms way more can and drink your big a low tea. I don't want
that. But when you're on a yeah, in the middle of the ocean,
let's let's get some buffers. Yeah you might, yeah, yeah,
because you never know, I mean pirates. Mmm uh can I oh did
they drop the cut the anchor? Yet they dropped the anchor and the other
thing, Like, I don't think these people realize that when you're jam in
the schedule that tight and you have to depend on the people who were on
the show below deck to get you to Paris. It's literally a coin toss.
I mean, I would say worse than a coin toss. I mean,
there's no way in how you have more than a thirty three point three
to three percent chance of making that fly. So anyways, Oh, a
couple of things about this anchor drop here, which was kind of neat to
see how they pulled it off and all that. Uh, and Joe,
lets us know that it was neat. It was kind of neat. It
was neat. I kind of liked the whole thing of like tying it off
and then keep trying it. Yeah, it was neat that back in the
day you had to lose sixty five k you know. Well, Joe,
lets us know that when you do a thing like this and drop a chain
this heavy, it could kill somebody. It could fly around or worse,
knock someone's head off. Yeah. And then I'd like to point out it's
probably not a good idea to lean over the boat and look down it at
it when it drops, which three of you did. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Yeah. The way that a moccasin can strike, a
five ton anchor can strike as well. I mean it can whip and bite,
you know what I mean. And I'm petrified to that kind of thing.
That's why I don't like tape measurers. Oh, they can cut you.
They're very gag. One of the ickiest things in the world to me
is a tape measure. I can't do the snap back. It makes me
scream. I've gotten cut with that damn thing. Me toodill regarding looking over
the boat as this metal thing might fly around and rip your goddamn head off.
My shop teacher, mister O'Malley, he was in the ship. He
was a nam and I asked him one time, I said, how many
charlies you take out? And after he punched me on the side of the
head, which he did. Teachers could hit you in the eighties, it
was sure. He told me he didn't know because he always laid in the
dirt and he just pushed his head down and he put the gun above his
head and just shoot it whatever the fuck would be out there, because you
know, if you're really scared of your head being bludgeoned, you know,
you wouldn't, you know, put it in the line of fire. Yeah,
my dad knew pretty much how many he took out, except for one
night there was a U shaped ambush and it was just chaos. And when
you're firing into the dark like that, you really have no idea how many
bodies, how many lives you're taking. You're just watching those tracer shots,
just the tracers. It's just prayers and tracers. War is a not only
just a horrible thing, it's also a racket. That's right. Well anyway,
honestly, Joe, I don't see what the lady's seeing you. Okay,
WHOA? All right? So Brie and Ellie you mentioned it, but
things are they're going better, but there's still a stew that is simmering underneath,
you know, the stews. They hate each other. Thing two is
making on Brie a little bit. And then JOHNO was going to pick pack
everything up last episode, pack his bags, but Stella brings up architecture school
and again, I you know, he's starting to sound like that forty old
dude that used to play in a band in his twenties, and he's constantly
referencing it like I I remember when I opened for Marcie's Playground at the Troubadour
Man. Yeah, and it's you sell mattresses now. I thank you so
much for bringing up that exact analogy, because I get it. Structure,
what the fuck ever? But you're selling mattresses and you're talking about performing at
the whiskey of go go playground there too, come completely different things. Now,
you can string together some thread between the two practices, but we could
snip that right in half and just move on. Okay, so Stella got
her groove back. I'm happy, but let's not forget the horrors of the
past. Yeah, it's hitting milk, steaks and ice creamshit. I think
you touched on this still, but maybe we didn't dive into it enough.
You had mentioned how Cheese and Joe are cozying up to one another. Okay,
he asked her to suck on his finger, which is a subtle way
of reminding her that'll be asking for his thumb to be sucked on. That's
in his pants later that year, we're talking about his penis. Yeah,
yeah, chivalry is dead with sea rats. Oh, it's never been alive.
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Let's get back to the show. Okay, so where are we?
Well, I think the boat docks bags are packed in. Joe takes forever
to tie that fenderline right, Yeah, And then Sandy speaks with Ian and
she wants to know who the lead deckhand is and he's like, oh,
yeah, I get that Joe guy. She's like the one that looks like
he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He's like, yeah, him,
Yeah. So Sandy is wondering a couple of things upon hearing this information.
She's wondering if Ian can see, if Ian can read or read the
cvs, and if the man that stands before her is a clear and present
danger to her and everyone on this book could get people killed, because this
is absolutely insane that he just by the seat of his pants, picked one,
didn't tell her, and picked the wrong one whose CV was nowhere near
as good as thing wt uh huh. I mean that's wild. I think
the water slide would be more capable. That's saying a lot. You're not
a big fan of the thing too. Well, I'm getting to know Joe
all right. So the guest to part, Ellie, discusses the body suit
that she will be wearing. This is triggered by Nathan asking her or telling
her that he likes his life her lipstick. So what happened was they're all
standing in line waiting for the guests to depart. Nathan begins to Mac right,
he goes, I love your lipstick. She goes, thanks, turns
to thing two and says, I'm wearing a bodysuit tonight. Oh nice,
Nathan. You know it's it's much like the text that Gail's boyfriend who she
loved, received from her. You have to you have to end. You
have to understand what that means. And this goes across the board from men.
Yeah, men are so bad at talking to women. Sometimes. I
got friends who are single right now. They tell me these these tales of
these things, and I'm like, how could you ever talk to a woman
like that? How could you ever mess it up like that? You have
to speak their language, and that's all that playing on those damn PlayStations and
porn. You know, I don't want to sound like a dick and get
in trouble for commenting on a woman's luck stealing. But okay, so please
forget me. But the Balkan Biscuits fashion sense is a little off in my
opinion. It's it's somewhere between Olivia Newton John. It meets like, let's
looking like the girl on the hood of that white Snake video in that car,
in that car. It's eighties and the eighties were not good. Let
them stay in the past. Yeah, you know, I can't blame you
for using that as a kind of reference point, because she does slot into
the fashion of the eighties. But for me personally, you know, Olvia
Newton John, I got I've seen grease, right, and then the white
Snake thing. Yeah, I don't. I don't know, yeah what that
is. They're both dead, Olivia Newton John's past. You didn't know she
was dead. No, that was a sad one for me, was it.
Yeah? Yeah, first first crush. Yeah, in the eighties,
those were always really tough. Yeah, you know, your first I mean
we've spoken about it before. When Maria Bello passes, I don't know,
I'm gonna be beside myself. Yeah, I think you got a lot of
time. Yeah, she's a young woman. Okay, So we get to
Brittany and the guests leaving. They will be back. They had a lot
of fun. Oh yes, you know they were. I could have dealt
with them being a little bit more demanding and mean, but overall I thought
they were good. Yeah, they were fine. You know. So the
girls are called to have a little meeting. Good tactic with Asha, get
a drink in their hand, and we don't want to be drunk, but
let's get a drink in their hand. Doesn't work in this case. It
turns out it would have been better if they were just blackout drunk and saying
everything that they meant, so we could really purge because this is just a
burping and it doesn't satiate anything. I'm gonna put this on the Balkan Biscuit,
though. I think if the Balkan Biscuit was able to apologize, I
think we could put this past us. But she pushes back and then doubles
down quite a bit. Oh yeah, she thinks, uh, she thinks
Breeze a little sensitive. Yeah, I think she's playing the victim car And
you know what, I'm starting to think that Brie maybe a little bit more
Macavillian than she lets on, because that's how you survive in circles of reptiles
that she grew up in. You know, you have to be a little
bit street smart. And I think that I think that Cheese might be quite
seditious. I don't think she doesn't give a fuck about laundry. She doesn't
care. Clearly she's she's covered by a shield of encompay. I mean,
there's the people's names are on the inside of the collar. Are you reading
the callers? Ah? No? Why? All right? So Asia says
it's important that we speak respectfully to one another. Balkan Biscuit just goes off
and we leave this meeting having solved essentially nothing. So meanwhile, meanwhile wind
list gets repaired, Gail, who loves her boyfriend, gets angry text from
the boyfriend that she loves, and we get to the tip meeting. Patrick,
Yeah, okay, I think it's twenty five grand. That's quite the
hall ah to U two grand each? Ye? Justin for inflation, that's
probably like twenty two grant, you know. So I can I tell you
how a dark thought this is. Like I'm not proud of this, you
know, But if Gayle's phone was around, her boyfriend was texting. I
had her U pass code or something like that. I was like, oh,
she's busy, her mouth full, oh Patrick, And I go,
yeah, damn it. And then I go just kidding, jk M.
Did you ever do that with a wrong number? No, how can I
speak to John? Oh? John? Oh? John's no longer with us?
Oh he's not not there? No, no, no, he's he's
dead. Oh my god. I love wrong numbers. I'm so confused about
how like a you're talking about it this this is Yeah, someone calls yet
like, right, hey, is Susan there? Oh Susan? Oh?
Oh so you you fuck with them? Yeah? Oh? Oh got it,
because I was wondering what fucking world could we be in where you make
the call? You know, I don't get wrong numbers as much as I
used to, but yeah, season there. Oh she's what Larry? Oh
yeah, Larry? Who's Larry? You're a fucking demon? Huh. I've
grown so much. Wow. Yeah, that's crazy because I imagine at the
insurance company, that's where a lot of those calls. High is John there?
No, he's dead, Hya's ethel there, no cirrosis dead dead.
I mean once crosis takes hold. You don't have flong, No you don't.
I mean we've seen it so many times. You know. That's the
lead singer a smash Mouth. The lead singer a smash Mouth. Geniuses like
Dylan Thomas and Towns van Zant and the lead singer of smash Mouth. They
all perish from their delirium tremens. Okay, so to show you how not
good the relationship is between Ellie and Brie. See Ellie and Brie getting ready
together. They both decide in a sense that it is fucking on. Yeah,
yeah, I did I miss the preference sheet meeting? Or is that
later in the end, Oh that's the last two minutes the next episode.
Okay, So Ellie's got the body suit on and Brie says that she has
to look out for herself. This is going to be fun until tire screeches
breaks and val Kelmer gets out of the car and you just start shooting at
everybody. Okay. Asha goes up thing too, and she says, I
need you to keep your dick in your pants. Oh, I think that
happened at Six Dogs Night or that restaurant, the Six Dogs restaurant. Okay,
so we're at the restaurant. Yeah, okay. Yeah. By the
way, I have to say, Guild did something that I really appreciate.
She bought Nate a drink. Oh that's cute. I love when girls do
that. Yeah, that's really cute. But that's when Joe chat's with it,
and she asked him to stay the hell away from her girls just to
kind of minimize the drama. And can I do it? Meanwhile, yes,
of course. Meanwhile Ian hits on the balk and biscuit and he gets
cold shoulder, and despite that, he doesn't get the hint. And then
Ellie says him talking to her was like waterboarding. Yeah. Yeah, This
is the thing about Ellie. You don't need to use waterboarding as an example.
You can just say, well, no, you can just say this
was bombs being dropped in my town while I was building a Barbie doll house
out of dead people's clothes. I would have rather been there, right,
because she experienced that, right, right, So you're saying, why pull
a horror that you've not felt? That's right, when her horror is you
know, it happens, so we understand her pain. It's so funny because
I thought that you were offended on behalf of the terrorists that had underwent,
and not terrorists. I mean, I think that we were just fucking having
a ball with everybody. Maybe. So you know, you find a guy
buying a chicken at a bazaar, you throw him in a fucking black site,
you dump water on a towel, you know, And that's wrong what
we did out there, get him a talk, I guess, right,
Yeah, well anyway, yeah, yeah, I think Allie, just from
now on just leave with your real life. Thank you so much for getting
us out of the Middle East the way that you did. You're welcome.
So seeing Ian hitting on the Balkan biscuit was a painful thing. I think
that we're rooting for Ian, not in this way, we're just rooting for
him in general, in life. Him blowing in her hair on the way
back in the vans, you know. Yeah, Okay, So I just
saw the film Long Legs. Oh yeah, I was it. I wanted
to walk out of the movie three times because I was buying myself and I
was so scared. I'm not even kidding. Really, I was by myself.
I had nobody to talk to, I couldn't look at anybody, and
go I'm scared. I gotta see this thing. It was so scary that
I thought about leaving the theater because I couldn't handle it. Nick Kage is
just way too scary as an old woman who kills people for satan. Okay,
it's just too scary. He's having quite the resurgence. What a great
role for him. Made my bonees itch. And that's exactly what Ian blowing
in her hair did to me too. If this was a full feature length
movie, I might have to think about leaving the theater, okay, because
it was just very, very icky. And it's just like, you know,
you gotta get the hint she's been walking away from you all night.
Don't blow in her hair and say it's breezy in here, all right.
I'd understand if this was a twenty two year old male. Yeah, but
he's a man of a certain age. He should understand when he's when she
doesn't want nothing to do with you. Now, you know who wants something
to do with somebody yet? Joe Gail and Nathan, her child. Gail
admits to Nathan she's a quote unquote heartbreaker, which, if you think about
it, is a subtle way of saying she's a serial cheater. Well,
and he is a the animus he has towards Gail's boyfriend this episode. You
don't know him, you don't know him. But but but he don't know
him, he don't know him. Is different than fuck that guy. He's
that guy. What the fuck, dude, I can tell you that's Nathan.
Karma will get you now, Nathan, don't tread in these waters.
Don't treat complete strangers with animosity, right, because that's an insane thing to
do. But he says, I get horny just standing next to you.
She says, I'm a heartbreaker. This has all the trappings of a sea
rat smut affair. It does. Yeah, and these never work out?
No, God, no, thank god. We have Stella the next morning
to tell her you need to break up with this loser. Okay, this
isn't going But first we get back to the boat. Ian blows in in
Ellie's hair made me want to throw up. Then Thing one and Gail have
their little smoochies, smoochy smooch, smoochy smooch. Now, I don't want
to get catty about this. You know, I don't keep a ledger of
these things. But you said that Gail and him were never going to hook
up. But I don't know if you were yet, because hooking up what
with you know, Jen Alpha and gen Z. You know, hooking up
is spitting in each other's mouth, I think, Anal, I'm pretty sure
it's with these kids, right, So you know, you might still be
right. I don't know if we're going to go all the way there.
Maybe she'll go back to her boyfriend. But the thing with Gail is like
the smooching and the leaning on and the I'm a heartbreaker. You might as
well run the rest of the race. I mean, when he sees that,
if you guys are still intact, I mean, that's cheating. Yeah,
he's not gonna like that. Okay, So we move on next morning
to the next morning, Sodom and Gomora. There are wildfires everywhere and they're
ripping through the landscape. Now Gail and Nathan are very they're kind of cute.
The next morning I kind of ship them, I really do. And
you know, our relationship sits foundation is built upon cheating. Is yeah,
it's never gonna work out, gonna work It's a crack foundation. But is
cheating on a sea rat who you're not with, who you've been with for
five months, really cheating. Well, the problem is in between the little
smoo chiese and the strawberry talk, she's texting her boyfriend I love you,
right, that's true. That's true. So yeah, there's that. Okay.
So we get to this anchor being reinstalled and we talked ill of boat
mechanics, boat things last episode, but I was pretty entice by this.
I'm like, how the hell are they going to sew this thing back into
this boat? It was cool? Yeah, yeah, it's really cool.
All right. So we get to the preference sheet meeting and by the way,
let me just cover it for you. Yeah, here's the preference sheet
meeting. Primaries are Casey and quint Oh that's my son's name. Uh,
they want to walk around town the end. This may be the shortest preference
sheet meeting ever. And there's still something in there that that was like.
So, like, Sandy calls it dra. It's dra. I mean,
who pronounces h y da or era? It's hydra. Yeah, that's that's
one of the most badass things ever, you know, and it's it's a
Greek thing, So maybe they just say edra instead. Of Hydra. I'm
not sure, you big Marvel guy, not at all. Okay, So
Gail asks if anything happened last night? This is a a trick. Oh,
this is chatting with Jono, Nathan and Jono. She's kind of like
walking past Nathan saying, did anything happen last night? You know you know
what happened last night? I mean, yeah, you weren't falling over I
think you know you kind of knew what was happening. And is this when
her boyfriend sends another one of those sad texts that says he's feeling needy.
I kind of feel bad. I don't even I don't think we even know
this dude's name. The sixth sense, in Old Patty's opinion isn't seeing dead
people. The sixth sense is you goddamn instincts, and people turn that off
all the time. Yeah, and that's such a better sixth sense. I
mean, look at what Haley Joel Osbon went through. Yeah, going out
to get ice cream as a fucking dead person there with a half skull.
Oh yeah, it's like Matt Manche's for God's sake, please stop following.
It's like I'm in second grade and I've seen more brain matter than most,
you know, people in war, and also just gruesome, grotesque things of
like witch is hanging in old elementary schools and stuff like that. Oh no,
no, no, Haley wanted instincts. Yeah, those get you through.
They really help you out. They're practical. Yeah, it's street smarts,
baby, all right. So Jon will give some pretty good advice.
He's like just telling me, you want to take a break or something,
detonate this relationship. So Brie can't do anything. She can pour orange juice
and maybe make orange juice, but she definitely cannot do laundry. And it's
this thing where her station is. So I don't want to be a dick,
but it's so lowly regarded that she's just been able to get by doing
fuck all, you know. But now we've escalated. Now Sandy cannot find
her pants, she cannot find her shirt, and you have Brie sitting there
eating lunch with the rest of the Sea rats, saying, can everyone check
their rooms for Sandy's clothes? By the way, only one of those fancy
captain shirts. Huh, she'd have a couple of those in the closet.
I think, yeah, at least three just me. Yeah, but so
I don't think Bree's gonna be on the chopping block. Well. Sandy even
stated that she's like, we know the third Stukes idiots, right, we
don't fire them, Yeah, we don't fire them. So Nathan, Oh,
we wrapped the episode with Sodomgrimore wildfires pushing the boat out of the dock
and the wind keeping them in the dock. We've also got an asshole in
a super yacht who has double parked. Now, of course we'll find out
next episode that everything is fine. But the last thing that happened to this
episode of note would be Ian just saying I stand with thing too. I'm
gonna I'm gonna keep Joe my lead deckhand, which now having come as a
direct order from your boss. Ian's in in looney Tunes. I mean this
guy has I'm sorry to say it, but I mean he's got no clue
what's going on. It's pretty stupid, Okay, pretty dumb move. Get
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