1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:04,360 When you're firing into the dark like that, you really have no idea how 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,519 many bodies, how many lives you're taking. You're just watching those tracer shots, 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:13,039 just the tracers. It's just prayers and tracers. War is a not 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:18,399 only just a horrible thing, it's also a racket. That's right well anyway, 5 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:23,160 Honestly, Joe, I don't see what the lady's seeing you, Okay, 6 00:00:23,199 --> 00:00:43,240 WHOA Welcome aboard another brands banking new episode of another Blowdeck podcast. My 7 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,759 name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to Patrick. Great permission to come 8 00:00:46,799 --> 00:00:54,719 aboard and Birthdeople soon, Birthdeople. It's so exciting around Los Angeles right now. 9 00:00:55,200 --> 00:01:02,280 The weather is homogeneously sunny and hot, and people are killing each other 10 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,239 in the streets. Guys, today's episode is brought to you by Magic Mind. 11 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:10,359 Magic Mind is a the first sponsor of this show ever, ever, 12 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,799 ever, and I'm so excited to have them back. Magic Mind has a 13 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,480 lot of magical properties that we'll get into later. But you know, we 14 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,760 should just start the episode off with a little booze. Tell me a little 15 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,040 bit about it, Dylan, what we got, We got a full spiel 16 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,120 to do. This is delicious. It's so good. Oh. I like 17 00:01:26,159 --> 00:01:29,200 when things do different things in my mouth. I don't know what I'm drinking 18 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:34,359 right now, but it's fun, it's tingling, it feels special. I 19 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:41,040 almost just about that out. Not because Magic Mind isn't delicious, but because 20 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:46,920 of what you said, Dylan, this is crazy. I think I can 21 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:52,719 speak Japanese. It's so nuts. You can tap into the fucking cosmos and 22 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,439 the collective unconscious when you are drinking Magic Mind. Well, we'll get into 23 00:01:56,519 --> 00:01:57,920 it. I don't want to speak Japanese just because you know, I don't 24 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,959 want to get us. I want to know we're not ready to. But 25 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:06,120 I can speak Japanese after drinking Magic Mind. And I can speak Argentinian Spanish, 26 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,400 you know the kind of smoky Spanish with the two l's is a j 27 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:13,520 you know that kind of thing. I'm tapped into the dialect of it. 28 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:19,280 Even Oh look it's baby baby Ruby. Oh what's she want? Hey, 29 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,199 Rubes, Hey can we break? Hey? Can she hear me? Hey? 30 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:28,960 Ruby? Can you hear me? Hey? Ruby? We're making a 31 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,800 big announcement right now, and we figured we put you on the phone and 32 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,680 then uh, and then you can see if you're going to join us on 33 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,719 our new journey of shows we're going to cover. You want to know the 34 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:40,840 two shows we'll pay you here put up against the mike. I can't hear 35 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,400 that one. So the two shows we're going to be doing with you, 36 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,719 it's going to be two we'll pay you. Yeah. Yeah, Real Housewives 37 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:51,680 of Orange County, you know, because it's a whole season about how Shannon's 38 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:58,240 a drunk. So that'll be drunk So you're you're in yeah, so yes, 39 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,800 okay, and then the second show, So the second show is and 40 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:04,520 you don't have to join us, we're doing it anyways. But if you'd 41 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:08,919 like to join us, shaky breath, because this is this is going back 42 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:13,560 to a partner that abuses you. You know, it's toxic, it's fun, 43 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,400 they talk a lot, they keep you up at night, and they 44 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:19,120 make no sense. It's gonna be The Bachelor now, So Ruby, if 45 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:23,680 you want to watch those two shows, you can watch those two shows. 46 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,919 But you know, so we're for sure getting you for Housewives and then what 47 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,639 is your answer on The Bachelorette The Bachelor att Yeah, I'll do it, 48 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:37,039 really and we'll pay you. You know, I've never I haven't watched still 49 00:03:37,159 --> 00:03:40,919 in it since I think Peter Webber, so I'm ready to whoa. Okay, 50 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:44,560 this is very exciting news. I'm so happy that you called Ruby. 51 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:50,280 We're gonna send you some magic mind. We should let the audience roobs, 52 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:55,080 I gotta go. I love you very much. We should let the audience 53 00:03:55,120 --> 00:04:01,800 know that, you know, the return to The Bachelor will be triumphant and 54 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,759 behind a paywall, well part of it, part of it. You know, 55 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,800 if you want the whole episode, go to Patreon dot com, Slash 56 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,000 another podcast network, and if you want a little teas, we'll put it 57 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,280 on the free feet of bad TV. Okay, so we have to get 58 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:21,160 into below deck. You know, below deck is below decking. It's just 59 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:27,319 it's just below decking. Yeah, okay, lots of incompetence. The thing 60 00:04:27,399 --> 00:04:32,920 about this season though, which bodes well for the future. I think we 61 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,839 need more incompetence, Like like I talked about, we need to get the 62 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,519 hottest people from the softest rooms, so we need to put them on these 63 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:46,120 boats. This season may be a good omen because I haven't seen a crew 64 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,160 this incompetent in some time. And I'm they're not all dumb asses or anything. 65 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:56,439 It's just there are so many donkey Kong barrels being thrown at the sea 66 00:04:56,560 --> 00:05:00,879 rats that you know, it's making it juicy, It's making it fun and 67 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,399 funny. I don't even remember what happened this episode. That's okay, I 68 00:05:05,399 --> 00:05:10,040 have four pods, four knots, Jeezy Luisy, Hey Dyl. You know, 69 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,959 as I was taking notes on the episode, and I, of course, 70 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,600 once one of us dead names someone, I'm like, okay, I'm 71 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,879 gonna call breed cheese the rest of the episode, Yeah, was, And 72 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:24,839 dead naming is actually when you call a transgendered person by their male or female, 73 00:05:25,319 --> 00:05:29,079 that means right. So so the way that you refer to Caitlin is 74 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,920 Bruce, that would be dead naming. Oh that's not what I want to 75 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:33,199 do at all. Right, right, forgive me, I'm old. I 76 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:38,439 don't know what I'm talking about. What we do is just mean right right, 77 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:43,519 there's no name for now. Was the fact that Bri is a type 78 00:05:43,519 --> 00:05:46,800 of cheese? Was that part of your inspiration for naming her? Yes, 79 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:50,560 Brie with one more vowel at the end is the famous cheese, which is 80 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:57,199 why I refer to her as cheese. She also, I don't know she 81 00:05:57,199 --> 00:06:01,680 she gives me cheese energy. You know, definitely this episode, right something 82 00:06:01,759 --> 00:06:06,959 that something that is milk forward and can't do laundry. Yes, it's cheese. 83 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:11,240 You know. I don't remember what happened with this episode either, other 84 00:06:11,319 --> 00:06:16,399 than I think Gail might be a sex addictum one of the best kinds of 85 00:06:16,439 --> 00:06:20,399 addiction. Oh yeah, perilous still any kind of addiction is. But oh 86 00:06:20,439 --> 00:06:24,040 yeah, yeah, think about all the other ones. You know, they 87 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:27,639 can kill you, yeah, and so can sex addiction. I mean, 88 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,800 if you're hopped up and you're trying to go get some you know, pen 89 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,879 or viene, you know, car accident, kill somebody, but you're not 90 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,680 going to overdose some peen or viene. Yeah. Well you got me thinking, 91 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,639 though, deal could lead you to a lot of dark alleys and like 92 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,360 holes that you put your peed a throw. Who knows who's on the other 93 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:46,680 side of that guy, damn all. I think we should joke about addictions. 94 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:50,279 Shut up, it's the best kind of addiction. Okay, I think 95 00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:54,759 So I thought it was an okay episode. I give it forty knots okay. 96 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:00,240 So we begin where we last left off, which was the place where 97 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,959 you're talking about right now, oh me, oh yeah, yeah, okay, 98 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:09,560 So anyway we got this uh that I think it's so far. Oh 99 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:14,319 it's awesome. Yeah. So the charger wasn't the tender wasn't charged the night 100 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,959 before, and I got to tell you, I do like the seeing guy, 101 00:07:16,079 --> 00:07:19,920 but he did something that I just it drives me crazy when people do 102 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:24,600 it. Sandy asked, uh over the walker, She goes, can I 103 00:07:24,639 --> 00:07:28,399 get an update on the tender? And he replies, and I quote, 104 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:32,680 the tender is waiting to have charge to start the engine. Uh huh okay, 105 00:07:33,279 --> 00:07:39,720 Uh. That conveys no actual timeline or update. It's one could say, 106 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,199 it's actually useful useless information. It's like when I asked my wife, 107 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:44,800 Hey, what time you're going to be home, and she goes, well, 108 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,560 I'm eating yogurt with Ellie right now, right right right, Okay, 109 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:49,279 thank you so much, because now I know exactly when you guys are going 110 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:53,879 to be home. I've done that to you so many fucking times, so 111 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,439 many times. People, details, details, come on, people pay attention. 112 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,839 You know. The US suspects type twist of this whole thing is that 113 00:08:03,639 --> 00:08:07,279 the machinery of this vessel actually is in peril. I mean Usually we just 114 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,959 throw some caution tape around something and yank it up, and everybody goes about 115 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:16,040 their day and Trichelle hosts the people in Paris on time. But no, 116 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:22,240 they are going to leave a sixty five thousand dollar anchor in the middle of 117 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,399 the ocean. That's pretty crazy. Lucky I got any of those pirates rolling 118 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,959 around, They're like, hey, I think there's an anchor over there. 119 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,879 Yeah, they got reflective tape on a booie and I don't think that's a 120 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:35,000 great white shark. Yeah. And then, you know, I've seen this 121 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,080 this trope so many times. I mean, it's the Latonze eyes, you 122 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:43,440 know, it's it's the score is so big. But but but can you 123 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:48,240 pull it off right? Execute? You know, I think pirates in a 124 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,000 tender. I don't know if they could really do it, but who knows. 125 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:54,000 You know, those are the ways of the sea, not for us 126 00:08:54,039 --> 00:09:00,440 to know about. So pirates are so scary, I know. And they 127 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,799 don't even look like pirates anymore. No, they just look like regular people. 128 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,639 They just look like regular guys. Okay, So drunk Cindy Lauper is 129 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:11,320 none the wiser. She's sucking down lobster Benedict. But that doesn't mean that 130 00:09:11,399 --> 00:09:15,120 the guests are happy, because they're slowly starting to realize that they're gonna be 131 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:20,440 anywhere from two to four hours late for what they need to do. Yeah. 132 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,720 Well, the good news, though, Dale, is they've got Kerman 133 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:26,559 on the job, and she realizes that her team is gonna need to distract 134 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:31,120 these charter guests, you know, from the unfortunate travel issues. Though it 135 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,360 may have because we all know that when your travel plans are thrown in a 136 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,240 fucking dumpster, nothing puts a frown into a smile like an espresso martini, 137 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:43,919 because you'd like to be awake for the entire day while you know it's ruined. 138 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:56,360 Right now. Asia this episode, she is chaotic good. You know, 139 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:03,039 she's doing her best. She's mitigating drama as best as she can. 140 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,360 But and this is something that I didn't say in my thoughts and pots because 141 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:15,960 of how high I am, but her stopping the smut, her squelching the 142 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:22,200 flame between Ellie Cheese and Thing two is quite literally a cardinal fucking sin in 143 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:28,039 this franchise, and I'm not okay with it. Okay, So Johno asks 144 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,799 the question, who thought Stella lost her groove. And again, I don't 145 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:35,840 want to be too harsh on JOHNO, but like, so, I'm glad 146 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:43,000 that the Benedicts have gone well, but what about beetroot powder on milk steak? 147 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:46,279 What about cold cold eggs and ice cream soup? So you know, 148 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:52,960 we're we're starting to get back into good graces. But let's not go there 149 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,120 should be a fair amount of shames. And that's what you have to do 150 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:01,240 in life. You just have to move. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 151 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:05,320 okay, So can I do a meanwhile, yes, Meanwhile, Gail's boyfriend, 152 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,720 he's texting me. He's like, hey, what's up? Yeah, 153 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,240 yeah, yeah, And then she responds back like, hey, I don't 154 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:13,320 want to talk about anything right now, and I will just let the listeners 155 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,799 know in case I didn't know. When someone your dating tells you that they're 156 00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:22,320 either already having sex with someone or they plan on having sex with someone else, 157 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,879 it's pretty much the edge of the relationship. You don't even need tea 158 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,519 leaves. It's pretty much just all there. It's subtextual, but it's so 159 00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:33,840 loud. Yes, big time. Sandy has to let go of this anchor 160 00:11:35,159 --> 00:11:43,720 and she calls into inspell and or another word. Your favorite film. Oh, 161 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:48,399 Jaws, Jaws, that's right, Yes, put the reflective tape on 162 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,559 so we can track the great White shark. It's hunting us, right exactly. 163 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,919 It's an excellent movie. Didn't I drag you it out like a couple 164 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,000 of years ago? Yeah, I mean I wouldn't say it was I wouldn't 165 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:01,120 use the verb drag. I was excited to go. I mean, you 166 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:05,519 know Phil Knight under cinema at the Hollywood Bowl is you know? I mean, 167 00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:09,240 who could have a bad time there? You know they're not taking your 168 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,960 phones. It's not Bill Burr playing Hell no, Bill Burr, suck my 169 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:20,159 dick. I'll tell the audience for Bull of Deck. This prick performed eighteen 170 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,759 thousand people, and he insisted upon everybody's cell phone being put in a black 171 00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:26,120 And I told some friends about that. They're like, well, you know 172 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,759 he didn't want it to get out. Yeah, it's out. Eighteen thousand 173 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:33,399 people paid you to talk it's out. Yeah. What a fucking dickhead? 174 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:37,879 O fuck you? I'm sorry, Hey, dyl Yeah all right, So 175 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,320 I want to point out a couple things. Well, first off, I 176 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,440 want to digress. Forgive me to indulge in this because you had mentioned Kermit, 177 00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:48,440 and I'd forgotten in my notes still, and that she didn't actually officially 178 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:54,320 squash the beef. No, she had let us know that she was enlightened 179 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,759 by both of them being such good liars. She doesn't know who to believe, 180 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,639 leaving her to be a sea rat of late justice of sorts. Instead 181 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:05,960 of holding a scale, she's holding a fart, which is what she does 182 00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:09,000 all the time. Oh that's right, Yeah, she does kind of gross. 183 00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:13,639 Well, you know everybody does it, It's true. So we're an 184 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:16,399 hour delayed, the guests are nowhere near making their flight, which begs the 185 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,320 question, what is with this scheduling? What do you guys do? What 186 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,639 are you guys doing with this tightest schedule? You're on a fucking boat. 187 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,960 True. Now, I like a tight schedule because I don't like to wait 188 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,320 around. If it's a whole day that I have to burn to go to 189 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,000 an airport at five pm, I'd like a pastor just get me the flight 190 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:35,679 out at nine am. I couldn't agree with you more. I get into 191 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,279 so many squabbles with my loved ones, who all insist upon being except for 192 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,960 let's have brunch, except for my sister, who you know, with Burbank, 193 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,440 it's getting a little bit easier. But we used to show up to 194 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,399 Lax at six o'clock in the morning for a three pm flight. I mean, 195 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:54,279 just ridiculous, no hyperbolic. But that's why the lounges don't do anything 196 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,399 for me. Sign up for this credit card, you get to go in 197 00:13:56,399 --> 00:13:58,279 this lounge. I don't want to go in the lounge. I want to 198 00:13:58,279 --> 00:14:01,279 go on the lunch. I want to go in the lounge. My living 199 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:05,679 rooms way more can and drink your big a low tea. I don't want 200 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,879 that. But when you're on a yeah, in the middle of the ocean, 201 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,840 let's let's get some buffers. Yeah you might, yeah, yeah, 202 00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:18,759 because you never know, I mean pirates. Mmm uh can I oh did 203 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:24,039 they drop the cut the anchor? Yet they dropped the anchor and the other 204 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,240 thing, Like, I don't think these people realize that when you're jam in 205 00:14:28,279 --> 00:14:33,200 the schedule that tight and you have to depend on the people who were on 206 00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:39,840 the show below deck to get you to Paris. It's literally a coin toss. 207 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:45,159 I mean, I would say worse than a coin toss. I mean, 208 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,799 there's no way in how you have more than a thirty three point three 209 00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:50,480 to three percent chance of making that fly. So anyways, Oh, a 210 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,960 couple of things about this anchor drop here, which was kind of neat to 211 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,039 see how they pulled it off and all that. Uh, and Joe, 212 00:14:56,159 --> 00:15:00,240 lets us know that it was neat. It was kind of neat. It 213 00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:01,639 was neat. I kind of liked the whole thing of like tying it off 214 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,919 and then keep trying it. Yeah, it was neat that back in the 215 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,240 day you had to lose sixty five k you know. Well, Joe, 216 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,080 lets us know that when you do a thing like this and drop a chain 217 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:16,240 this heavy, it could kill somebody. It could fly around or worse, 218 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,639 knock someone's head off. Yeah. And then I'd like to point out it's 219 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:22,600 probably not a good idea to lean over the boat and look down it at 220 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,519 it when it drops, which three of you did. Yeah, yeah, 221 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:31,399 yeah, yeah. Yeah. The way that a moccasin can strike, a 222 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:37,200 five ton anchor can strike as well. I mean it can whip and bite, 223 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,600 you know what I mean. And I'm petrified to that kind of thing. 224 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:43,200 That's why I don't like tape measurers. Oh, they can cut you. 225 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:46,440 They're very gag. One of the ickiest things in the world to me 226 00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:48,120 is a tape measure. I can't do the snap back. It makes me 227 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:54,039 scream. I've gotten cut with that damn thing. Me toodill regarding looking over 228 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,399 the boat as this metal thing might fly around and rip your goddamn head off. 229 00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:00,200 My shop teacher, mister O'Malley, he was in the ship. He 230 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,480 was a nam and I asked him one time, I said, how many 231 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:06,720 charlies you take out? And after he punched me on the side of the 232 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:07,840 head, which he did. Teachers could hit you in the eighties, it 233 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:11,720 was sure. He told me he didn't know because he always laid in the 234 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:15,279 dirt and he just pushed his head down and he put the gun above his 235 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,679 head and just shoot it whatever the fuck would be out there, because you 236 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:22,559 know, if you're really scared of your head being bludgeoned, you know, 237 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,600 you wouldn't, you know, put it in the line of fire. Yeah, 238 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:30,639 my dad knew pretty much how many he took out, except for one 239 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,480 night there was a U shaped ambush and it was just chaos. And when 240 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:37,399 you're firing into the dark like that, you really have no idea how many 241 00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:41,360 bodies, how many lives you're taking. You're just watching those tracer shots, 242 00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:47,159 just the tracers. It's just prayers and tracers. War is a not only 243 00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:52,240 just a horrible thing, it's also a racket. That's right. Well anyway, 244 00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:53,879 honestly, Joe, I don't see what the lady's seeing you. Okay, 245 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:03,120 WHOA? All right? So Brie and Ellie you mentioned it, but 246 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:07,599 things are they're going better, but there's still a stew that is simmering underneath, 247 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:14,240 you know, the stews. They hate each other. Thing two is 248 00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:18,480 making on Brie a little bit. And then JOHNO was going to pick pack 249 00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:23,559 everything up last episode, pack his bags, but Stella brings up architecture school 250 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:30,400 and again, I you know, he's starting to sound like that forty old 251 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,000 dude that used to play in a band in his twenties, and he's constantly 252 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:37,880 referencing it like I I remember when I opened for Marcie's Playground at the Troubadour 253 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,279 Man. Yeah, and it's you sell mattresses now. I thank you so 254 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:48,240 much for bringing up that exact analogy, because I get it. Structure, 255 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:55,400 what the fuck ever? But you're selling mattresses and you're talking about performing at 256 00:17:55,400 --> 00:18:00,279 the whiskey of go go playground there too, come completely different things. Now, 257 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:06,440 you can string together some thread between the two practices, but we could 258 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,400 snip that right in half and just move on. Okay, so Stella got 259 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,359 her groove back. I'm happy, but let's not forget the horrors of the 260 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:18,119 past. Yeah, it's hitting milk, steaks and ice creamshit. I think 261 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:22,039 you touched on this still, but maybe we didn't dive into it enough. 262 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:25,440 You had mentioned how Cheese and Joe are cozying up to one another. Okay, 263 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,839 he asked her to suck on his finger, which is a subtle way 264 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:32,680 of reminding her that'll be asking for his thumb to be sucked on. That's 265 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,000 in his pants later that year, we're talking about his penis. Yeah, 266 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:37,480 yeah, chivalry is dead with sea rats. Oh, it's never been alive. 267 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,599 So we have the dock. There is lots of wind, and thing 268 00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:48,359 two does not do very well. Now, before we get to that, 269 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,839 let's take a quick break to talk about some sponsors. Yes, the first 270 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:56,000 of which is Body Smart. I love this company me too, I really 271 00:18:56,079 --> 00:19:00,559 do, just a genuine We have a lot of sponsors them all, you 272 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:06,200 know. Yeah, I was gonna say we have a lot of sponsors that 273 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:12,759 I love but I don't love. For example, I didn't love the ask 274 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:18,920 your parents a question every day the scrap book about that? Yeah, yeah, 275 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,319 I because then your dad shared one of those horrific stories from NAM with 276 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,799 that guy. 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Joe takes forever 353 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,799 to tie that fenderline right, Yeah, And then Sandy speaks with Ian and 354 00:25:02,839 --> 00:25:06,279 she wants to know who the lead deckhand is and he's like, oh, 355 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,200 yeah, I get that Joe guy. She's like the one that looks like 356 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,440 he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He's like, yeah, him, 357 00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:14,799 Yeah. So Sandy is wondering a couple of things upon hearing this information. 358 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:21,640 She's wondering if Ian can see, if Ian can read or read the 359 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:26,200 cvs, and if the man that stands before her is a clear and present 360 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:29,920 danger to her and everyone on this book could get people killed, because this 361 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,799 is absolutely insane that he just by the seat of his pants, picked one, 362 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,839 didn't tell her, and picked the wrong one whose CV was nowhere near 363 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,640 as good as thing wt uh huh. I mean that's wild. I think 364 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:48,759 the water slide would be more capable. That's saying a lot. You're not 365 00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,359 a big fan of the thing too. Well, I'm getting to know Joe 366 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,039 all right. So the guest to part, Ellie, discusses the body suit 367 00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:59,039 that she will be wearing. This is triggered by Nathan asking her or telling 368 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:02,680 her that he likes his life her lipstick. So what happened was they're all 369 00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:07,279 standing in line waiting for the guests to depart. Nathan begins to Mac right, 370 00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:11,200 he goes, I love your lipstick. She goes, thanks, turns 371 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,880 to thing two and says, I'm wearing a bodysuit tonight. Oh nice, 372 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,920 Nathan. You know it's it's much like the text that Gail's boyfriend who she 373 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:25,519 loved, received from her. You have to you have to end. You 374 00:26:25,599 --> 00:26:29,400 have to understand what that means. And this goes across the board from men. 375 00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:33,400 Yeah, men are so bad at talking to women. Sometimes. I 376 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,920 got friends who are single right now. They tell me these these tales of 377 00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,680 these things, and I'm like, how could you ever talk to a woman 378 00:26:42,759 --> 00:26:45,799 like that? How could you ever mess it up like that? You have 379 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,279 to speak their language, and that's all that playing on those damn PlayStations and 380 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:56,480 porn. You know, I don't want to sound like a dick and get 381 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,640 in trouble for commenting on a woman's luck stealing. But okay, so please 382 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,759 forget me. But the Balkan Biscuits fashion sense is a little off in my 383 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:08,319 opinion. It's it's somewhere between Olivia Newton John. It meets like, let's 384 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,799 looking like the girl on the hood of that white Snake video in that car, 385 00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:18,480 in that car. It's eighties and the eighties were not good. Let 386 00:27:18,559 --> 00:27:22,279 them stay in the past. Yeah, you know, I can't blame you 387 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,359 for using that as a kind of reference point, because she does slot into 388 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:33,160 the fashion of the eighties. But for me personally, you know, Olvia 389 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,359 Newton John, I got I've seen grease, right, and then the white 390 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,279 Snake thing. Yeah, I don't. I don't know, yeah what that 391 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,559 is. They're both dead, Olivia Newton John's past. You didn't know she 392 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,519 was dead. No, that was a sad one for me, was it. 393 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:52,440 Yeah? Yeah, first first crush. Yeah, in the eighties, 394 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,680 those were always really tough. Yeah, you know, your first I mean 395 00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,319 we've spoken about it before. When Maria Bello passes, I don't know, 396 00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:03,160 I'm gonna be beside myself. Yeah, I think you got a lot of 397 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,559 time. Yeah, she's a young woman. Okay, So we get to 398 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:12,160 Brittany and the guests leaving. They will be back. They had a lot 399 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,039 of fun. Oh yes, you know they were. I could have dealt 400 00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:18,319 with them being a little bit more demanding and mean, but overall I thought 401 00:28:18,319 --> 00:28:21,759 they were good. Yeah, they were fine. You know. So the 402 00:28:21,799 --> 00:28:25,240 girls are called to have a little meeting. Good tactic with Asha, get 403 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,319 a drink in their hand, and we don't want to be drunk, but 404 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,519 let's get a drink in their hand. Doesn't work in this case. It 405 00:28:29,559 --> 00:28:33,480 turns out it would have been better if they were just blackout drunk and saying 406 00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:37,160 everything that they meant, so we could really purge because this is just a 407 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:41,960 burping and it doesn't satiate anything. I'm gonna put this on the Balkan Biscuit, 408 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,640 though. I think if the Balkan Biscuit was able to apologize, I 409 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,119 think we could put this past us. But she pushes back and then doubles 410 00:28:48,119 --> 00:28:52,079 down quite a bit. Oh yeah, she thinks, uh, she thinks 411 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,799 Breeze a little sensitive. Yeah, I think she's playing the victim car And 412 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,839 you know what, I'm starting to think that Brie maybe a little bit more 413 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:07,559 Macavillian than she lets on, because that's how you survive in circles of reptiles 414 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:10,599 that she grew up in. You know, you have to be a little 415 00:29:10,599 --> 00:29:17,440 bit street smart. And I think that I think that Cheese might be quite 416 00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:22,400 seditious. I don't think she doesn't give a fuck about laundry. She doesn't 417 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,119 care. Clearly she's she's covered by a shield of encompay. I mean, 418 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,839 there's the people's names are on the inside of the collar. Are you reading 419 00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:34,440 the callers? Ah? No? Why? All right? So Asia says 420 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:38,480 it's important that we speak respectfully to one another. Balkan Biscuit just goes off 421 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,799 and we leave this meeting having solved essentially nothing. So meanwhile, meanwhile wind 422 00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:49,000 list gets repaired, Gail, who loves her boyfriend, gets angry text from 423 00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:52,880 the boyfriend that she loves, and we get to the tip meeting. Patrick, 424 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:59,279 Yeah, okay, I think it's twenty five grand. That's quite the 425 00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:03,960 hall ah to U two grand each? Ye? Justin for inflation, that's 426 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,160 probably like twenty two grant, you know. So I can I tell you 427 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,319 how a dark thought this is. Like I'm not proud of this, you 428 00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:14,400 know, But if Gayle's phone was around, her boyfriend was texting. I 429 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,599 had her U pass code or something like that. I was like, oh, 430 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:22,440 she's busy, her mouth full, oh Patrick, And I go, 431 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:30,200 yeah, damn it. And then I go just kidding, jk M. 432 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:38,400 Did you ever do that with a wrong number? No, how can I 433 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,559 speak to John? Oh? John? Oh? John's no longer with us? 434 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,400 Oh he's not not there? No, no, no, he's he's 435 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:52,000 dead. Oh my god. I love wrong numbers. I'm so confused about 436 00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:56,720 how like a you're talking about it this this is Yeah, someone calls yet 437 00:30:56,759 --> 00:30:59,720 like, right, hey, is Susan there? Oh Susan? Oh? 438 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,359 Oh so you you fuck with them? Yeah? Oh? Oh got it, 439 00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:07,799 because I was wondering what fucking world could we be in where you make 440 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,359 the call? You know, I don't get wrong numbers as much as I 441 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,720 used to, but yeah, season there. Oh she's what Larry? Oh 442 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:21,799 yeah, Larry? Who's Larry? You're a fucking demon? Huh. I've 443 00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:25,480 grown so much. Wow. Yeah, that's crazy because I imagine at the 444 00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:29,359 insurance company, that's where a lot of those calls. High is John there? 445 00:31:29,359 --> 00:31:34,839 No, he's dead, Hya's ethel there, no cirrosis dead dead. 446 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:41,519 I mean once crosis takes hold. You don't have flong, No you don't. 447 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:44,240 I mean we've seen it so many times. You know. That's the 448 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:48,119 lead singer a smash Mouth. The lead singer a smash Mouth. Geniuses like 449 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:53,799 Dylan Thomas and Towns van Zant and the lead singer of smash Mouth. They 450 00:31:53,799 --> 00:32:01,880 all perish from their delirium tremens. Okay, so to show you how not 451 00:32:02,079 --> 00:32:10,000 good the relationship is between Ellie and Brie. See Ellie and Brie getting ready 452 00:32:10,039 --> 00:32:16,279 together. They both decide in a sense that it is fucking on. Yeah, 453 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,640 yeah, I did I miss the preference sheet meeting? Or is that 454 00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:22,400 later in the end, Oh that's the last two minutes the next episode. 455 00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:27,000 Okay, So Ellie's got the body suit on and Brie says that she has 456 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:31,680 to look out for herself. This is going to be fun until tire screeches 457 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,119 breaks and val Kelmer gets out of the car and you just start shooting at 458 00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:40,160 everybody. Okay. Asha goes up thing too, and she says, I 459 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:44,759 need you to keep your dick in your pants. Oh, I think that 460 00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:49,279 happened at Six Dogs Night or that restaurant, the Six Dogs restaurant. Okay, 461 00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:51,720 so we're at the restaurant. Yeah, okay. Yeah. By the 462 00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:52,839 way, I have to say, Guild did something that I really appreciate. 463 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,240 She bought Nate a drink. Oh that's cute. I love when girls do 464 00:32:57,319 --> 00:33:00,359 that. Yeah, that's really cute. But that's when Joe chat's with it, 465 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,079 and she asked him to stay the hell away from her girls just to 466 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,119 kind of minimize the drama. And can I do it? Meanwhile, yes, 467 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,720 of course. Meanwhile Ian hits on the balk and biscuit and he gets 468 00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:14,480 cold shoulder, and despite that, he doesn't get the hint. And then 469 00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:21,440 Ellie says him talking to her was like waterboarding. Yeah. Yeah, This 470 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,160 is the thing about Ellie. You don't need to use waterboarding as an example. 471 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:30,079 You can just say, well, no, you can just say this 472 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,880 was bombs being dropped in my town while I was building a Barbie doll house 473 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,079 out of dead people's clothes. I would have rather been there, right, 474 00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:42,519 because she experienced that, right, right, So you're saying, why pull 475 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,519 a horror that you've not felt? That's right, when her horror is you 476 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:51,200 know, it happens, so we understand her pain. It's so funny because 477 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,440 I thought that you were offended on behalf of the terrorists that had underwent, 478 00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:57,119 and not terrorists. I mean, I think that we were just fucking having 479 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,920 a ball with everybody. Maybe. So you know, you find a guy 480 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:04,400 buying a chicken at a bazaar, you throw him in a fucking black site, 481 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,119 you dump water on a towel, you know, And that's wrong what 482 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,320 we did out there, get him a talk, I guess, right, 483 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:12,920 Yeah, well anyway, yeah, yeah, I think Allie, just from 484 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:20,639 now on just leave with your real life. Thank you so much for getting 485 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,079 us out of the Middle East the way that you did. You're welcome. 486 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:34,800 So seeing Ian hitting on the Balkan biscuit was a painful thing. I think 487 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:38,320 that we're rooting for Ian, not in this way, we're just rooting for 488 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:45,760 him in general, in life. Him blowing in her hair on the way 489 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:52,719 back in the vans, you know. Yeah, Okay, So I just 490 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,440 saw the film Long Legs. Oh yeah, I was it. I wanted 491 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,440 to walk out of the movie three times because I was buying myself and I 492 00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:01,719 was so scared. I'm not even kidding. Really, I was by myself. 493 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,559 I had nobody to talk to, I couldn't look at anybody, and 494 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:08,920 go I'm scared. I gotta see this thing. It was so scary that 495 00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:14,119 I thought about leaving the theater because I couldn't handle it. Nick Kage is 496 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:21,880 just way too scary as an old woman who kills people for satan. Okay, 497 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,840 it's just too scary. He's having quite the resurgence. What a great 498 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:29,960 role for him. Made my bonees itch. And that's exactly what Ian blowing 499 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,079 in her hair did to me too. If this was a full feature length 500 00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:35,719 movie, I might have to think about leaving the theater, okay, because 501 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,320 it was just very, very icky. And it's just like, you know, 502 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:43,559 you gotta get the hint she's been walking away from you all night. 503 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:45,440 Don't blow in her hair and say it's breezy in here, all right. 504 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:52,000 I'd understand if this was a twenty two year old male. Yeah, but 505 00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:54,679 he's a man of a certain age. He should understand when he's when she 506 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,039 doesn't want nothing to do with you. Now, you know who wants something 507 00:35:58,039 --> 00:36:01,280 to do with somebody yet? Joe Gail and Nathan, her child. Gail 508 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:07,280 admits to Nathan she's a quote unquote heartbreaker, which, if you think about 509 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,480 it, is a subtle way of saying she's a serial cheater. Well, 510 00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:16,320 and he is a the animus he has towards Gail's boyfriend this episode. You 511 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,920 don't know him, you don't know him. But but but he don't know 512 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,119 him, he don't know him. Is different than fuck that guy. He's 513 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:28,239 that guy. What the fuck, dude, I can tell you that's Nathan. 514 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,960 Karma will get you now, Nathan, don't tread in these waters. 515 00:36:31,039 --> 00:36:37,000 Don't treat complete strangers with animosity, right, because that's an insane thing to 516 00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:39,440 do. But he says, I get horny just standing next to you. 517 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:45,559 She says, I'm a heartbreaker. This has all the trappings of a sea 518 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:50,679 rat smut affair. It does. Yeah, and these never work out? 519 00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:55,000 No, God, no, thank god. We have Stella the next morning 520 00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:59,360 to tell her you need to break up with this loser. Okay, this 521 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,960 isn't going But first we get back to the boat. Ian blows in in 522 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:08,239 Ellie's hair made me want to throw up. Then Thing one and Gail have 523 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:15,159 their little smoochies, smoochy smooch, smoochy smooch. Now, I don't want 524 00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:17,039 to get catty about this. You know, I don't keep a ledger of 525 00:37:17,079 --> 00:37:21,960 these things. But you said that Gail and him were never going to hook 526 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:28,199 up. But I don't know if you were yet, because hooking up what 527 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,599 with you know, Jen Alpha and gen Z. You know, hooking up 528 00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:37,000 is spitting in each other's mouth, I think, Anal, I'm pretty sure 529 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:43,400 it's with these kids, right, So you know, you might still be 530 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,960 right. I don't know if we're going to go all the way there. 531 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,280 Maybe she'll go back to her boyfriend. But the thing with Gail is like 532 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:54,480 the smooching and the leaning on and the I'm a heartbreaker. You might as 533 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,119 well run the rest of the race. I mean, when he sees that, 534 00:37:58,159 --> 00:38:00,079 if you guys are still intact, I mean, that's cheating. Yeah, 535 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:05,440 he's not gonna like that. Okay, So we move on next morning 536 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,679 to the next morning, Sodom and Gomora. There are wildfires everywhere and they're 537 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:17,920 ripping through the landscape. Now Gail and Nathan are very they're kind of cute. 538 00:38:19,199 --> 00:38:22,440 The next morning I kind of ship them, I really do. And 539 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:27,159 you know, our relationship sits foundation is built upon cheating. Is yeah, 540 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,480 it's never gonna work out, gonna work It's a crack foundation. But is 541 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,679 cheating on a sea rat who you're not with, who you've been with for 542 00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,119 five months, really cheating. Well, the problem is in between the little 543 00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:42,960 smoo chiese and the strawberry talk, she's texting her boyfriend I love you, 544 00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:46,280 right, that's true. That's true. So yeah, there's that. Okay. 545 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:54,000 So we get to this anchor being reinstalled and we talked ill of boat 546 00:38:54,039 --> 00:39:00,280 mechanics, boat things last episode, but I was pretty entice by this. 547 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,000 I'm like, how the hell are they going to sew this thing back into 548 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,000 this boat? It was cool? Yeah, yeah, it's really cool. 549 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:14,000 All right. So we get to the preference sheet meeting and by the way, 550 00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:16,360 let me just cover it for you. Yeah, here's the preference sheet 551 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:22,480 meeting. Primaries are Casey and quint Oh that's my son's name. Uh, 552 00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:28,800 they want to walk around town the end. This may be the shortest preference 553 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,280 sheet meeting ever. And there's still something in there that that was like. 554 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:38,559 So, like, Sandy calls it dra. It's dra. I mean, 555 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:45,320 who pronounces h y da or era? It's hydra. Yeah, that's that's 556 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,840 one of the most badass things ever, you know, and it's it's a 557 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,360 Greek thing, So maybe they just say edra instead. Of Hydra. I'm 558 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,760 not sure, you big Marvel guy, not at all. Okay, So 559 00:39:55,039 --> 00:40:00,960 Gail asks if anything happened last night? This is a a trick. Oh, 560 00:40:01,039 --> 00:40:06,360 this is chatting with Jono, Nathan and Jono. She's kind of like 561 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:13,559 walking past Nathan saying, did anything happen last night? You know you know 562 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:15,000 what happened last night? I mean, yeah, you weren't falling over I 563 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,119 think you know you kind of knew what was happening. And is this when 564 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:22,000 her boyfriend sends another one of those sad texts that says he's feeling needy. 565 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,079 I kind of feel bad. I don't even I don't think we even know 566 00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:30,360 this dude's name. The sixth sense, in Old Patty's opinion isn't seeing dead 567 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:36,079 people. The sixth sense is you goddamn instincts, and people turn that off 568 00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:39,519 all the time. Yeah, and that's such a better sixth sense. I 569 00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:45,400 mean, look at what Haley Joel Osbon went through. Yeah, going out 570 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,119 to get ice cream as a fucking dead person there with a half skull. 571 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:52,199 Oh yeah, it's like Matt Manche's for God's sake, please stop following. 572 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:55,880 It's like I'm in second grade and I've seen more brain matter than most, 573 00:40:57,079 --> 00:41:02,000 you know, people in war, and also just gruesome, grotesque things of 574 00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:06,599 like witch is hanging in old elementary schools and stuff like that. Oh no, 575 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,280 no, no, Haley wanted instincts. Yeah, those get you through. 576 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:13,800 They really help you out. They're practical. Yeah, it's street smarts, 577 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,719 baby, all right. So Jon will give some pretty good advice. 578 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,559 He's like just telling me, you want to take a break or something, 579 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:25,760 detonate this relationship. So Brie can't do anything. She can pour orange juice 580 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:31,440 and maybe make orange juice, but she definitely cannot do laundry. And it's 581 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:38,280 this thing where her station is. So I don't want to be a dick, 582 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:44,960 but it's so lowly regarded that she's just been able to get by doing 583 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:51,199 fuck all, you know. But now we've escalated. Now Sandy cannot find 584 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,239 her pants, she cannot find her shirt, and you have Brie sitting there 585 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,199 eating lunch with the rest of the Sea rats, saying, can everyone check 586 00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:05,199 their rooms for Sandy's clothes? By the way, only one of those fancy 587 00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,760 captain shirts. Huh, she'd have a couple of those in the closet. 588 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,000 I think, yeah, at least three just me. Yeah, but so 589 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:15,239 I don't think Bree's gonna be on the chopping block. Well. Sandy even 590 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:20,760 stated that she's like, we know the third Stukes idiots, right, we 591 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:29,400 don't fire them, Yeah, we don't fire them. So Nathan, Oh, 592 00:42:29,679 --> 00:42:36,320 we wrapped the episode with Sodomgrimore wildfires pushing the boat out of the dock 593 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,679 and the wind keeping them in the dock. We've also got an asshole in 594 00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:45,599 a super yacht who has double parked. Now, of course we'll find out 595 00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:49,920 next episode that everything is fine. But the last thing that happened to this 596 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:57,480 episode of note would be Ian just saying I stand with thing too. I'm 597 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:04,800 gonna I'm gonna keep Joe my lead deckhand, which now having come as a 598 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:10,360 direct order from your boss. Ian's in in looney Tunes. I mean this 599 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,800 guy has I'm sorry to say it, but I mean he's got no clue 600 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,920 what's going on. It's pretty stupid, Okay, pretty dumb move. Get 601 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,760 the iTunes ready to reviews five stars, kind words. Join us to Patreon 602 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:28,280 dot com, Slash another podcast network for Bachelor with Rubes for ad free episodes 603 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:34,199 for aps PMZ, and stay tuned to bad TV for Bachelor and Housewives. 604 00:43:34,519 --> 00:43:38,559 Thanks Stu and Magic Mind. Get him Out, Get it go to magic 605 00:43:38,559 --> 00:44:00,639 mind dot com. Love you guys very much. Love you guys by Sta