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All right, Jenny, here we
go with a Minnesota goodbye. This one

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says, I'm going to tag on
the last email you read on the Minnesota

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goodbye that was on Tuesday about commercials
just showing up randomly, and it drives

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me nuts as well. I'm listening
to the six am hour of the show

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today. It's six twenty seven into
the first podcast and a thug in commercial

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shows up mid story, for example. It's annoying, but I just hit

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the skip thirty seconds until it goes
away because I won't remember what the story

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is after two minutes. I know
this is out of your hands, but

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I wanted to give the example so
you don't need to search for it.

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I'm on the iHeart app because there's
different ways you can listen. I think

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you can listen to the Apple podcast
app too. I don't know there's a

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way to stop them. When it's
the end of the podcast it goes to

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commercial anyway, She says. I
appreciate the podcast that are there, and

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I will continue to skip when I
can. I want to let you know,

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Liz, thank you. I know
you're a regular listener and participant in

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the podcast. I forwarded your note
to the powers that be, and sometimes

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that stuff is out of our hands. But we've kind of gone around in

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circles about this where it should be
an easy experience when you listen to the

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podcast, but for some reason,
somebody down the food chain somewhere does not

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quite get it. And I'm going
to guess they're probably an it person that

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doesn't think of listeners as anything but
numbers, and I think of listeners as

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important people. We wouldn't have a
show without listeners, So we're still working

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on it. We'll never ever stop
trying to improve that one. Next one

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listening to the Minnesota Goodbye yesterday,
and somebody grew up in Richfield, and

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they said, well, what is
Richfield? Like? What do I need

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to know about rich Field? What's
the cliche? I grew up there and

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my parents grew up there, so
I know a lot about the city.

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Here's some info on the city.
It is a tiny, little, diverse

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town plunk down in the middle of
the cities. It takes ten minutes to

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drive from one end down the middle
of town sixty sixth Street, and a

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lot of people don't ever leave Richfield
hates see dyeing, okay, but no

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clue IFI Dina even pays attention to
rich Field l rich Field math is a

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very common thing we joke about when
we can't add or do simple math.

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As far as we're to eat in
rich Field, what to do? Sorry,

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not much luck there? Maybe pizza
luche or tacaria tacaria? Is it

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taqu quera? I don't know.
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to get other places because there really
isn't much to do. Best part about

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rich Field is it's close to other
places. Best to luck there. Hope

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this helps love the show. Keep
it up from Sarah, Sarah, thank

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you for your dissertation on rich Field. I would have had no idea.

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Let's see that one's more for the
show. This one says Minnesota Goodbye,

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and this person lives in Birmingham,
Alabama. They said, regarding the person

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complaining about ad placement on the main
show in the Minnesota Goodbye, I agree

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with you one hundred percent. It's
hard to imagine that an actual person is

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doing this job. Full volume ads
in the middle of a conversation or common

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My favorite is when there's thirty seconds
left in the Minnesota Goodbye and Dave is

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wrapping up an interesting story. And
then a casino ad is inserted, and

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that's how the show ends. Though
it's so bad it's laughable. I know

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ads or how radio and podcasts make
money, but it would be great if

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a little more thought went into the
process. Thanks for listening to me complain

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Clark in Birmingham, Alabama with a
seven year stint in Minnesota. No,

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Clark, thank you. Yeah,
I don't. I don't get it.

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I don't know. The only thing
that I know when I was told when

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we switched many years ago to different
podcasting platforms, is that we had to

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start putting in these holders for ads, so we would put them in obviously

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in spaces that wouldn't like break up
a conversation. But the problem is is

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when a podcast is twenty one minutes
long, I can't it happens every twenty

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minutes is usually? Is that what
it is? Okay? So our Minnesota,

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goodbye. Usually we kape it around
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like twenty five. Okay, So
when it hits like twenty minutes and there's

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a minute left, that by default
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That's what I was told about it, and there's nothing I can really do

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about cutting up the audio with the
system that we use, it's just a

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matter of like we try to do
it with other with our morning show podcasts

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because we have different segments and there's
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long. That actually makes sense because
you just wonder. I know that it's

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a computer that's inserting the ads.
Yep, there's not some guy named Philip

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who's in Lexington, Kentucky with iHeart
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would be that bad. But it's
still it's not a perfect system. But

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that does clear it up. So
maybe we work on not having the podcast

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go over twenty minutes, right,
Okay, next one, Hello Dave and

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the most beautiful Jenny. First of
all, I celebrate my golden thirtieth birthday

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this year. Been listening to KTWB
since I was about five years old.

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I want to let you know how
much I appreciate you all your show,

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your personalities, and the way you
make us listeners feel like you are all

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our best friends. I loved that. I had quite the interesting situation happened

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last week. An old friend reached
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to one another. Life just got
busy, we both got into long term

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relationships, had kids, started building
our adult lives, and this friend simply

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reached out to reconnect again. But
one of the biggest things she told me

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was that her and her boyfriend of
five years broke up. Now, I

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always felt like she had feelings for
me, So we met up yesterday and

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after about almost six years side note, we were good friends. We never

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physically made a move on each other. However, when we met up yesterday,

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she got out of her car,
jumped into my arms, wrapped her

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legs around me, and wouldn't let
go. From for not kidding you a

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solid minute that felt more like ten. Wow, that's weird. Yeah.

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The whole conversation consisted of her being
proud of me and where I am in

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life, and how she couldn't believe
how good I looked. She did things

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like she kept stroking my face,
kissing my cheek, making me feel like

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I was Magic Mike meeting a fan. So I guess what I'm trying to

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ask is do I pursue the friendship
again or is she trying to find a

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quick rebound to get over her boyfriend
who is also the father of her two

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kids. I enjoy your company very
much. I love her as a person

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personally. I'm not ready for any
type of relationship at all right now,

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but I don't know how to approach
the situation. Help me, please,

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Besties, you didn't say whether you're
still married, because you did say we

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both got into long term relationships,
had kids, and started building our adult

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lives. You didn't say you got
a divorce. You didn't say that you're

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single, So that's the first thing. If you are married, then no,

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you need to draw the line in
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he didn't. I don't think he
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feelings for her, right He said
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friendship. So I don't know to
be it doesn't sound like it's the best

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thing to pursue. But if you
have feelings for her and you both are

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older now, you're at different phases
in life, so maybe you click a

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little bit better. But it does
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like Okay. One of the things
that I thought of is she's looking for

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a father for her kids. If
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money and he's doing well in life. Maybe she really wants that in her

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life. I would say what Jenny
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if you don't have feelings for,
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If you've got feelings for, then
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sounds like she is trying way too
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I mean, come on, you've
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she's say for her to jump and
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That's that's a pretty intense interaction,
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yeah, I would have approach with
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you're not interested, all right.
Next one, I'm on the treadmill at

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the gym looking out into the parking
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baby in the car, but then
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man shows up and the two get
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They were playing with the baby together
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and clearly on some sort of work
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nosy. They noticed he had a
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hung out for a good fifteen minutes
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I'm on the tread mill, I'm
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Is this his side piece? Are
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with each other? Is this his
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potential scandals anyway, thought i'd share. I'm gonna go ahead and play along

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with your fantasy scenario here, and
I put it. I'm gonna make it

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scandalous and ugly. Yeah, they
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That is probably very possibly his baby, but she's she's with somebody. He's

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married. I mean, he's got
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baby together and she's not married to
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once in a while and his wife
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afford it because he is in the
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But yeah, they fucking What do
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definitely hooking up. If you notice
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the baby was in the car and
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does feel like that probably is his
baby. He's very much married, with

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a whole nother family and she got
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each other on his lunch break and
that's the relationship they got. They fucking

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yeah, can you call this episode
day fucking? I would love to know.

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I don't think you should. I
really, I don't know. I

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don't never know. Sometimes Rich would
not Rich would. Rich got mad at

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me about three or four months ago
because I had taken a picture of selfie

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or somebody took one and I looked
good for once in the picture and Fallon

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said you look fuckable? And I
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Twitter profile should read fuckable? And
Fallon said, idaia, and I said

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I'm going to do it. So
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my Twitter picture profile pick fuckable.
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boss, and he said, I
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pick and so I said, you're
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a dad of four who's married should
put up. I took it down.

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Sometimes I make bad decisions. I
mean it's hard, though, because we

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all have this grimy sense of humor
sometimes so like to us, we just

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find it hilarious and then we think, well, not everyone understands our sense

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of humor, and not everyone has
the same of humor. They're not going

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to like I don't know, people
will read into it and yeah, well,

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I'm going to give you an example. Angie Taylor, who used to

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work on our show. She shares
the same grimy sense of humor. She

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texted me this morning at five forty
five in the morning. She said,

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Hey, shit Pants, how does
your lyric game work? I was thinking

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about doing one on my show,
but I don't know how I want to

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do it. Blah blah blah,
and she said, I said, shit

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pants, llol. That made me
smile. And then I called her fart

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box. She said, of a
great show. I said, you two

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fart box and she said llol.
Called Drake a fartbox on the air.

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And then she was talking about how
a celebrity that we both know. She

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said, he's an arrogant asshole,
interviewed him a couple of times, rude

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as hell. He also looks like
Gonzo the chicken fucker from the Muppets.

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So this is Angie Taylor sense of
humor. This is one of the reasons

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I love her because she's got a
grimy sense of humor. And called me

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shit pants and all this celebrity Gonzo
the chicken fucker. Yeah, see,

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that's what that's that's what we're comfortable
with, you know. But we all

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know people that you really can't go
to that level because if you say something

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really I mean, some of the
humor that we've shared in the studio is

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not dark but really bad, Like, oh my god, can't believe you

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said that. I'm going to check
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going over twenty minutes, and we
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for one more and he would go, what am I a Karen? A

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few weeks ago, we had some
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about two houses away from us.
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direction when they park on the street. I was going to report it,

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but the wife said, stop being
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it for about a week now.
Maybe somebody reported it. That's really weird

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because when you you park your car
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your passenger door on the curb side, Yep, you would not park your

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car on either side of the street
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you wouldn't. I mean unless it
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People do that in Uptown a lot, do they. Yeah, it's a

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it's also like a different city thing
you can't I don't know if it's like

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Seattle or where I've seen an app
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on a street, like a neighborhood
street. I wouldn't think that you're a

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Karen, but I would find it
really annoying. I'm glad you didn't have

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to report it. Yeah, see
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would report it to the association or
do you call the city? Who do

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you report that too? I guess
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Glad that it worked out and my
cough is better. By the way,

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it sounds better. It sounds like
a little baby now. But I'm

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glad you didn't have to report it
because that would have sucked. Okay,

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thank you for the variety of questions
for the Minnesota Goodbye. There are a

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couple we didn't get to, and
I got one from Azy and you wrote

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a longer email and I will try
to get to that one tomorrow. I

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know they're a big fan because they
signed their email Dartlick, so we appreciate

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that one. We're gonna get to
those tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye. But

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in the meantime, if you have
something you want to talk about or something

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you want to comment on, or
go, yeah, I wish you guys

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would bring this up, or I
want to talk about this, or I

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don't want you guys to do this. At whatever it is you want to

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do, we're open for anything.
It's always fun to open up the mail

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the email box on the Minnesota Goodbye
and find out what you're thinking. So

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send the email to Ryan Show at
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