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It's season five. Welcome back to
Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex

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podcast hosted by a horny married couple
with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man

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Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or
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say Horny bitches, that was nice. That was a freebie. Guys.

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Bunny Bottled Up Burp bottled back to
another episode Favorite sex Podcast, pittretch goal.

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If if we get a thousand patrens, then we'll do only fans of

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just us burping into the camera.
You heard it here first. If I

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was in the Lord of the Rings, i'd be below bourpens. Oh that's

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pretty good. It's burps, bitch. Do you introduce yourself? Oh,

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I'm Rihanna, so lovely to meet
you, and I'm madam. I didn't

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know I was. That was a
genuine question. That wasn't me being like,

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no, I don't think I think
you caught me. Yes, So

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this is bottled up. This is
bottled up bitches with your favorite sex podcast

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with Rihanna and Nout. This is
with your favorite sex podcast. So set

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all that. So I brought you
here. Thanks for joining me, Hi,

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thanks for something here? We Uh? First of all, did you

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know that Austin is the homeland?
I found this out today of the National

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Pun Competition. I believe it.
Yeah, I'm probably the winner. Oh

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you think probably? Anyway, that
was just a non sequitor. That's fun,

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that's fun of us. Wow,
what happens in May? It's gonna

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be May. So sorry we don't
seen j T anymore, not after not

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knowing everything he's done to Brittany this
this episode. This week's episode was originally

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supposed to be Making Love in Mexico
Part two, Love in Mexico, But

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I mean, we can talk about
it a little bit. But to be

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frankly, not a lot happened in
Mexico as much as I think we wanted

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to. It was just a very
We were there for a wedding. It

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was very busy, it was very
chaotic. We did have one. We

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had one. We can we can
talk about it. We can talk about

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the one sex that we did have
and even that was that was fairly like

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it was. It was a quakie. Yeah, it was a busy weekend.

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It was Yeah, just between it
was between just between a squirrel friends.

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It's just between you and I.
It was we got done with we

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were at there for a wedding.
We got done with the prep. No,

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the ceremony, ceremony, we had
done with the ceremony. You had

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a you had borrowed a dress from
the bride because he didn't tell us.

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Uh, neither of us were had
stuff for the dress code, but the

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bride and groom both broth they brought
extra stuff. Yeah, just pulled out

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their props. Yeah. In no, she had a little titty dress for

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me, and so you had quite
the little titty dress that typically you don't

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wear that kind of dress. But
you looked very you looked very hot in

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it. I think she's letting me
keep it. I told her that I

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washed it for her today and I'll
be returning it back. And she's like,

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my tits don't even fit in that
anymore. She's like, that's an

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old dress. And I was like, word, that makes sense, because

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yeah, I completely buy that,
because I think it fits you very nicely.

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Yeah, but she she Yeah,
you looked, Yeah, you were

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ready for the lord. But she
has significantly larger breast than yours. Yes,

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and I feel like it fits you
very well. She looks good.

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But but yeah, she does have
big she does have the fake she's got

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them. Yeah, and so yeah, I can't imagine they fit there.

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It fits her very well because I
feel like it fit you. They're not

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like they wouldn't be Mellon holders on
her. Yeah, but you look good.

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So yeah, after they we had
some time between the ceremony and the

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reception, so we went back to
our room. We kind of pidled about

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what we wanted to do. We
were in a resort. Well, let's

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let's be clear here. Ceremony ended, you and I went to the reception

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space to set up tables for day
corps. Yes, they brought some daycre

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and I we went and set them
up, and then we had a drink

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in the cocktail lounge and then we
were like, so there was like a

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two hour gap. There was a
pretty big ceremony and cocktail hour. We

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had probably like an hour left,
and I was like, let's go back

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to the room. So like we
set up day Corps first when did all

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that, and then we went back
to the room to bay and yeah,

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and we just had it real quickly. It was nice. Yeah, you

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were on the couch. You propped
me up on the couch, propped you

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up on the couch and like and
hit it from the back. Hey,

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which we've learned recently. You quite
enjoyed and I also enjoy it, So

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that works out really well. And
I just kind of hiked your dress up,

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you did you, but I think
you pulled the panties to the side.

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Yeah, hike your real like porn
style. A. It was pretty

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fun. It was a very enjoyable
experience. But it was funny for me

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because I'm hiked up dress, you
know, dress above the hips, panties

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to one side, labia a danglin
out And I turn to look at you.

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You have no shirt on, your
pants are to your ankles. Guys

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can't really cutely have sex with clothes
still kind of on. I feel like

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I disagree, you can't. What
do I do with the pants? You

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just kind of hike them down?
You just kind of like keep them on,

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but just unzip them and fuck me
like a man. Okay, it's

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just so funny. It's giving,
like you know, little boys and they're

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learning to peek, like where their
their pants? They put they lift their

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shirt like why are you nude?
Well, child, I also took the

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shirt off because it wasn't my shirt. But I can get fucked fully in

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the dress. There is a higher
chain ants of fluids getting on that shirt

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then there would be of that dress. That's fair. That's fair. And

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you had to wear that shirt to
the reception, so that's fair. That's

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why it took. But the pants, yeah, I'll take I'll take the

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critique on the pants for sure.
You did you all the time I hear

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you. I am like, I'm
fully clothed. It's all hot, it's

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all hot for you. And I
try to look at you and I'm like,

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why are you nude? Are you
ready for me? Yeah? I'm

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like, why am I still fully
clothed and you're nude? And that's a

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whole category of porn. How do
you search that closed? Female? Clothed

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female? Nude male? They popped
up before I've watched them. They're actually

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kind of fun for you. Maybe
I want to see you maybe the you

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know how you're like this is hot? She still has her clothes on,

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her little pusses out. That's how
I feel about you. I want you

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to be clothed with you. I
take the yes. Yes, I hear

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you, ridiculous, I hear you. I'm really bad. I don't think

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they typically have sex in those kinds
though, it's usually like more of a

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hand job situation handive, like when
they say clothes female like she hear Andy's

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stay on. I mean, okay, So, yeah, you're much better

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at searching. You've had a lot
more I don't ever know what to search,

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had years of experience. Yeah,
I do think that my like my

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porn experience could be better if I
just if only, if only I try

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and search things and then they suck. That's the thing. Is also,

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like most porn is made for men, so you have like a much more

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finite uh resources in the hard part. Yeah, And the heart part too

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is that I do try and pay
for my porn as much as possible.

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So I'll subscribe to different things and
then I cancel them very quickly because I

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do want to be able to search
for things and everything. Is like Stacy

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learns a lesson, like it's not
yeah, it's I can't I cannot buy

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categories. You mean I can't search
on these women and sites club female,

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nude, male. You know,
it's more of like learning what you need.

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Sure, like it's learning learning how
to come with those suxy little stingies.

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Like it's you know what I I
learned about recent I keep meaning to

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be like, oh, I will
try that. Is that there's like a

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like a porn style. I've never
watched it, but I think like it's

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a woman being all sexy and I
don't know, maybe she's nude, but

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she like directs your masturbation. That's
kind of like phone sex. That's how

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I think kind of may I think
that's how it would be if you got

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in a call with Goddess Kayla.
Maybe, but yeah, I don't know.

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I know like this is very much
like okay, I'm sure it's done

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in a more seductive way than this, but masturbate Okay, now stop masturbating

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kind of thing. Oh Like it's
like a woman like edging you and like

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directing you through edging. Can our
next episode be you doing one of those

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and you tell me how that goes? Oh? Sure I can, Yeah,

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I'll do that. You don't have
to do it in front of me.

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I thought that'd be a lot for
you. Why the masturbate in front

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of you? You don't like masturbating
in front of me? For one,

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I do not like masturbating in front
of you. I don't like the mess,

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the mess, the mess, the
mess. I don't like the mess

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that happens. No, you've literally
been like, I feel awkward. I

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don't want to. Oh I'm over
that. I don't. I don't have

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a problem masturbating in front of you. Yeah. I enjoy masturbating with you

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and masturbating in front of you and
all that. There's this whole mess situation.

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I'm a clean guy. But we
did last time. Last time we

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did this, you you played with
yourself and you were blindfolded and I was

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masturbating above you. Oh yeah,
and I just put it on me.

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No, I put a towel down. I came on a towel. Oh

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okay, cool, And that was
fine. That worked out, Okay,

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So yeah, we'll do that.
Okay. Well, I don't have to

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masturbate you in front of you for
this, Oh okay, but I can

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if you want. I just didn't
want you to feel shy because I didn't

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know like you watching something because like
I didn't want you, I had to

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like put headphones on, yes,
headphones. I don't know if we did.

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Maybe we should talk about that too, I don't know if we did.

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I don't think we've talked about this. Why didn't we talk about this?

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We just had some in between time
of recording, I guess, and

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it just kind of fell fell through. We didn't talk about it. We

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can talk about it. Do you
think you'll be able to get us back

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on track to whatever you were leading
into? Yeah? Yeah, that was

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super fun. We wanted to eat, so no, let me talk.

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God damn it. I don't know
if you remembered, like the we were

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talking about dipsy. I believe the
inception was just us talking about dipsy.

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Oh there's two inceptions. Okay,
we were talking about dipsy and like you

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didn't know what that sounded like.
And I told you, I don't know

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if I want you to know what
my audio eroticas sound like, because I

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think they're just for me and I
don't know it's different. And I think

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we played a little bit of it
show. Yeah, I think last week

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actually maybe one of our Yeah,
I don't think it was on my patreoon.

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I think it was on the main
feed, but we listened to a

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little bit of it and I was
kind of like shy and embarrassed about it.

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But no, it wasn't embarrassed.
But I was like, I don't

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know, I didn't know if it
was weird listening to like a male be

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like, yeah, you like that, Like it's just different. I mean

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it was like an audio book of
like of smut. Yeah, I didn't

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think it was anything embarrassing or weird. I wouldn't listen to smut with you

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in the car. Sure, so
we decided I wanted to masturbate with you.

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And then I thought, well,
let me let me masturbate to my

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stories. But I had to have
my headphones on. Yeah, I was

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like the blindfolded myself. You know, I how to do a full Adams

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not here moment. But I think
that helped because I got into it a

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little bit nice good, well.
And the second inception was I wanted to

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to put it blatly. I wanted
to watch you fuck yourself with your vibrator.

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That was the yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, that

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was the like I wanted to see
full penetration. Yeah, we've talked.

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We did. We talked about that
about You're like, I've never seen you

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penetrate yourself and I'm like, yeah, I don't really get into that very

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often, and sometimes I do,
sometimes I don't. Yeah, well it

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got started because you brought up I
never even thought that you would do that.

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Yeah, And then you brought up
that sometimes you do, and I

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was like, oh, I want
to see that. Yeah, so I

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am how was that for you?
It was very fine? Well, I

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felt like a dipshit because I you
know, I fully masturbated and I look

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up and you're just there and I'm
like, oh, how long have you

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been done? Yeah? I mean
I finished earlier. I finished earlier in

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my mind, you like finished,
went to the bathroom, cleaned up,

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and I'm still like in bed,
like oh, just just fully thriving,

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suving and such. And You're just
like you're not there. You're just like

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in the cat on the couch like, oh, waiting for you to get

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wait what are you for you to
get done? No? I uh yeah,

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I mean I did finish earlier than
you. But I even afterwards,

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I enjoyed watching it. It's very
fun. It's very enjoyable to watch I

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think I just like watch you,
like, I love just watching you,

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like fondle yourself, yeah, and
touch yourself. I think it's so hot.

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Okay, that's fun. That's good
to know. But yeah, I

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did put a towel down and just
came on a towel, very old school

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style. I don't think I even
saw the towel. No, I had

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the towel wrapped up by the time
you were done. I just kind of

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like, yeah, because I'm asturbating, masturbated very long. I'm masturbated for

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like six minutes. Maybe, yeah, I can get in and out,

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baby, Yeah, because I got
done. And then I just kind of

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bowled the towel up and threw it
in the bathroom. And then it was

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just like waiting for you to be
done, not really waiting it. That's

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they don't see it. They don't
see that. You're like leo in your

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hands, like the little like a
turub yab post. You are a little

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cheerum but uh a little. But
I love you. I love you.

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But yeah, No, that was
a very enjoyable experience. I really I

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had fun with that. Yeah.
I liked it too. I enjoyed myself.

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Yeah, I love masturbating. Next
to you, because respectfully, I

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don't always feel like I don't.
I guess that's something I don't think I

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talk about very often, is I'm
not Sometimes I'm horny, but I'm not

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horny for like duo play. Yeah, I get that way too, And

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I don't ever want to offend you. You're like, why do you want

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to orgasm and not want it to
be me? I don't think it's offensive.

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I think it's I think it might
be something that I imagine a lot

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of people feel that way, where
sometimes you are horny, but I don't

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like being intimate with another person right
now. Yeah, or even like dad,

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and even just like none like in
a way but like just like like

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the full experience of sex. I'm
not really like you know, I kind

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of just want to, like I
just want to rub one out, run

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out, and like not have this
to be up. Sometimes I just want

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it to be quick. I'm like, I just want to orgasm and fall

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asleep. Yeah, yeah, because
I am sure I do. I'm the

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one that like I finish, you
can't out when I throw my vibrator like

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an inch from me, and I'm
like I usually have to pick up when

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we have sex. Did you you
come. I have to, like,

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I go to the bathroom clean up
you're already asleep, and then I have

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to like forget your vibrator. I
rinse it off full turn down service recas.

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Yeah, yeah, oh I want
to be ready. I wanted to

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be ready for you for next time. Yeah. We don't want to.

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Yeah. I always watch your toys
guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah sometimes.

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Yeah. I'm glad that we talked
about this because I've never wanted to

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offend you. I feel like every
time I'm like, do you maybe kind

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of want to sort of like if
you feel like no, I enjoy masturbating

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with you, and I'm the same
way. Sometimes I'm like, I'm really

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horny, but I don't want I
have sex. Yeah. Nice, good

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job team, And that's on commmunication, all right, anything else any other

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thoughts about the the masturbatory of it, all of it all of a tool.

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No, I don't think so.
I'm glad we figured. I'm glad

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we talked about that. I forgot
that we did that, and I'm surprised

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we didn't talk about on the show. So that was wild. But no,

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it was really a good time and
I love censory play. I love

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being white blindfolded ten and recommend ladies
men too. Men you can have this

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too. Go ahead and go ahead
and blind your self, give it a

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try. I feel like it might
be tougher for men. I think like

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traditionally men are more visually. Oh, I guess that's true. But I've

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also usually watching something. But I've
also like if I've masturbated without any visual

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thing, and it's been pretty cool. Oh, pretty well? Yeah,

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when was the last time you asked? Debated with your imagination? I masturbated

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and without without visual It was actually
in Mexico. When did you masturbate in

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Mexico? Uh? I know it
was one of the times I was in

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the room by myself and I took
a shower. Was that when you were

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hungover? No? Was that when
I was a bachelorette party. Maybe I

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was like, you weren't alone,
very off. I'm trying to I'm trying

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to think maybe maybe before the wedding. Maybe maybe it was before the wedding.

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Maybe it was day Maybe I'm trying
to remember, but yeah, I

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masturbated in the shower with just my
imagination. What do you think about you

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do? Tell I was picturing you
God, I hope it's a bunch of

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weird imagery, like random clips with
me. You're like, uh, like

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you and jeans bending over like just
like a lot of little like looking down

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your shirt at one time, like
just slash of weir. It was picturing

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you. I was imagining you in
in your it was your birth You were

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in your birthday outfit which was just
broad and thong and your pleasers for your

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pictures. But you were like doing
stuff to me. But you you joke

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for a long time. For a
long time. One of my favorite pictures

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to masturbate to you was and I
have to find it. It got lost

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in my phone somewhere, but I
do think I have it. It was

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very early in our dating and it's
a picture of you. You have this

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little white top and your rainbow shorts
and you got your like wooden like kind

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of uh yeah, it's my pride
outfit. I have my I lost my

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keys pose. Yeah, yeah,
that's what it was. And I used

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to masturbate to that all the time. It's very funny. Yah yeah,

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yeah, No, I have that
picture. I posted sometimes because I'm like

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shout out to twenty it was like
twenty whatever, twenty sixteen or twenty fifteen.

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Yeah, yeah, it was twenty
fifteen. That was like, yeah,

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when we were very those the it
was very early on, very early

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in our relationship. Yeah, but
you looked so good in it. I

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missed those shorts I had. I
sold those shorts on Poshmark because I grew

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out of them. Yeah, sad
day, sat day. I saw that

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top though I looked like open breskits
in it, But I still have it,

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you know, But that's fun.
Any other that's fun. I think

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my masturbation, my masturbating to you
is things I've concocted in my mind,

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things you've never done all my all
my adam masturbation moments, like what like

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what's an example, and my examples
were the same heights, so things were

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easier or all on top of or
I'm seeing on something like I don't know

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the height, the heights are just
working. So it's a lot of like

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us, like you being able to
like pin me up against the wall.

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Sure, you can't pin me up
against the wall unless you're in full candy

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cane like like you bent over.
Oh yeah, bent over like a candy

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cane, like yeah, yeah,
that's fair, which is funny. You

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know it's sad. I don't mean
this in a sad way. I'm not

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trying to masculate you, but I
like how I don't think about like you

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just being able to hold me,
like like pick me up. That have

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to be a different I think we
could make that work. I don't think

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you're not strong. You've picked me
up and like have kissed me against the

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wall and stuff before, but like, I don't expect you to fuck me

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like that because that's I mean,
that's a lot of my torsa, I

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guess is longer. In these situations, I can be face to face and

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also like parts to parts. I'm
imagining where I think that we could make

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it work. But I do think
it would be a workout for both of

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us. It'd be a leg day
for Adam, and I think it would

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be an arm day for Rihanna.
Okay that it is no suggestion. I

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think it would be like because your
torso's a very long and mine's very short.

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My dad just like at your Yeah, I'm trying to maybe not maybe

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not against a wall. Yeah,
very difficult. It would be very difficult.

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In my imagination these things, the
limits don't exist, sure, like

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it's a lot of those kind of
situations that we have never been able to

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do. Sure, just got to
be a better way to introducing the extendo

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torso. You just need like super
long, uh like pleasers, super long,

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like tall, like really tall.
Change my torso height. Your torso

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height doesn't need to be long.
My neck needs to be long, your

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legs like if you're just up like
we just have to get your pelvis aligned

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with my pelvis. But that means
my head is going to be at like

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your sternum. A short torso and
a tall torso those there's no changing that.

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But no, but like if the
idea is that I'm having sex with

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you while you're standing while we're standing
up against a wall. Yeah, see

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this is you big C. This
is me little C. Yeah, how

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tall I am? That's my torso. This doesn't change. Yeah, but

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you're Yeah, but your your your
your pubic area is here, your pupil

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carret goes up with your torso correct
and your stays down. Doesn't matter if

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I get taller or shorter. We're
never going to be face to face.

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Sure, we won't be face to
face. So what are you getting it?

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But I'm just trying. I'm more
concerned with getting your vagina up to

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level with my penis. Oh yeah, that's easy. I just have to

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sit on a desk or something.
No, but up against a wall.

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Yeah, but I still won't be
able to kiss you up your candy cane.

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Sure, you're not wrong. We've
done that before. We've done like

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me on top of things. It's
always me on the washer, on the

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table this week on Rihanna sits on
something. We've done it all, my

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friend, And what has Adam done? Stand there? Oh? Stand there,

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not wondering what their bare ass cheeks
are on? When's the last time

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this washing machine was wiped down?
My bare ass cheeks are on it.

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I'm just trying to come up with
solutions here. I know we can't salute

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like me being a short tours and
you being long Torso that's the cards we

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were dealt. If you could change
your fate. Okay, So that's that's

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how I feel about that. Get
into it. You have something you even

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want, even dying to say,
even itching to talk about something else this

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entire time. Sorry, I've had
to bore you my goodness. Well,

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I'm more wanted to talk about what
happened to us earlier this week, we

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can you don't want to, we're
going to. Well it seems like I

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don't have a fucking choice. Yeah, so carry on as long as you're

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leading it, because I don't remember
a lot of it. Yeah, So

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this is our So, as we
mentioned earlier, this is our second attempt,

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and I'm really upset because we had
the first attempt recorded and I wanted

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to do a really cool thing where
we played the first attempt where y'all hear

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what happens in real time and then
cut to us now. But my computer

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decided to be an asshole and we
lost it. So here's what happened.

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Well, producer didn't save it.
There's a reason. Producer didn't save it.

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Just have a little extreme ownership.
You're not wrong, but there's a

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reason. So we a couple of
days ago, we sat down and we

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were going to record this episode.
Yeah, and I didn't necessarily realize.

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I didn't think about that we were
going to be recording this episode. So

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we both took gummies, yeah,
which we've done before, which we've done

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and we'll do on the Patreon for
me, Adam, Like, I don't

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mind if you do for me,
Adam, I don't like taking gummies and

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doing a main feed episode because well, fuck my drag, because I'm gonna

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what because I'm an I'm unprofessional.
No no, no, no, no,

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it's more of I think one of
us has to be able to have

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the rain, have the reins,
and be able to conduct the train.

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Okay, Like even if we wanted
a switch at some point and you were

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like, Adam, you take gummies, I'm going to like, we can.

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Ever, I'm willing to do that. I just don't think both of

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us should be on gummies on the
Patreon. It's fine, they pay for

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it so they can get those shit
crazy episodes. So we took gummies and

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it was a different gummy than we
normally take. Yeah, and we were

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really like, we thought we were
scientists about it. You looked at the

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dosage, Yeah, the milliiers or
whatever that is. What however, y'all,

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however that works and we take gummies
all the time. We tried different

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brands, different strains and such.
So we thought we had the rains on

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this early. Oh yeah, here
we went for you one for me.

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Yeah. So we did that and
then we just we decided to go record

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and I would say for the first
ten minutes it wasn't too terrible. Go

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ahead. I also want to point
out how fast acting those it happened,

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because I don't think I knew we
were going to record, and I think

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you knew we were going to record. It's just that our edibles usually take

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an hour and a half. That's
true. That's an hour and a half

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to even sometimes three hours to kick
in. Sure. So yeah, the

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dog was walked, all the things
were done. We were like, let's

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just take take these edibles, and
it was record real quick. We thought

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by the time the episode was overs
when they would kick because we also had

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like a really bad day that not
really bad, but you know we oh

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because we didn't talk because we lost
that and well we will go through this

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full story. If you want to
hear the full story, you can go

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on the Patreon. But our dog
lost a tooth that we had to like

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rush our dog to the vet because
she lost a tooth. And I know

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what you're thinking, did she tip
chip a tooth? You want me to

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correct you? Yeah, correct me
please? You mean our our dog's tooth

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was ripped out of its mouth,
out of her mouth, yeah, and

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like it was the full it was
a it was her canine tooth and it

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was the full root. This fucker
is like an inch an inch it is.

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It's it's like three inches. It's
not that big, it's maybe an

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inch and a half. It's maybe
an inch and a half or so,

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but it's a full It's like it
is a massive it's the long like if

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you think of your dog's canine tooth, that's only like a third of the

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tooth. Yeah, it looks like
a Jembo shrimp with the tail on.

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Yeah, it was crazy looking.
So we had to take our dog to

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the vet. She's looking at us
and our little toothless wonder. So we

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just had a rough day. That
was a very emotional, very emotional day.

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So we decided to take a gummy, we'll record, will relax.

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So we take this gummy. We
start recording. The first ten minutes I

405
00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:48.000
would say was going well. We
started it both I could at the time.

406
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:51.920
I could tell we were both kind
of having difficulty keeping on track.

407
00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:56.119
But it wasn't like it wasn't too
bad and mine mine kicked in probably on

408
00:27:56.160 --> 00:27:57.400
the same time you used it,
but I definitely had more of a handle

409
00:27:57.440 --> 00:28:02.160
than you did. You definitely did. I Mine was leaning in and yours

410
00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:06.119
yours didn't lean in. Yours went
straight from went straight to crazy. I

411
00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:08.480
hit a wall and and I,
god, it sucks that we lost this

412
00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:11.559
because at one point in the recording
I just looked at you and I said,

413
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:15.359
I can't do this. Yeah.
I was like, I was like

414
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:18.960
divorce, Like yeah, You're like
what do you mean? And I was

415
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:22.000
like, we have to stop because
I could not follow anything you were saying.

416
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:26.720
Yeah, I was not tracking it. I also in my mind,

417
00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:27.960
I don't know how bad it actually
was, but in my mind I was

418
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:32.480
panicking because I was like, this
is unlistenable. I think because I couldn't

419
00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:34.119
track what you were saying that.
I was like, neither of us are

420
00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:37.319
making any sense. Yeah, you
went to full panics. So I was

421
00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:41.440
like, we got to stop.
Yeah, And I kind of in a

422
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:42.839
moment where I was like, we're
good. Yeah. I think you tried

423
00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:45.319
to push. You tried, you
were like you did, you were like

424
00:28:47.319 --> 00:28:48.359
a handle. I was like,
I know, what's I have a handle?

425
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:51.920
I'm okay, yeah, and you're
like, no, I can't fucking

426
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:53.799
speak to you. Yeah. I
was like, no, I can't look

427
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:57.119
at you. I don't want to
be with you anymore. Serve me the

428
00:28:57.160 --> 00:29:03.039
papers right then and there. No, I I fully had it was it

429
00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:07.680
was bad. I felt very not
responsible, but I felt it very like

430
00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:10.119
I had a very big printup pride. I was very like, I don't

431
00:29:10.160 --> 00:29:11.720
know, pride of myself, pride. I don't know what. I was

432
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:14.039
like, huh, Like I felt
like I was like I got to take

433
00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:17.799
care of Adam because I just muted
the mic. I was like, you

434
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:19.279
know, you're fine. Click,
It's okay, we can stop. We

435
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:23.799
can stop, Like look at me
go muting the mic. So yeah,

436
00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:26.839
but I did. I was like, it's okay, Like we'll stop it

437
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:27.920
here. Well, this will be
a funny, this will be a funny

438
00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:32.039
episode. Will edit us coming back. You know, I told you I

439
00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:36.319
made the joke I wanted to do
like Sponge ten hours sixteen hours, which

440
00:29:36.440 --> 00:29:38.599
was the idea if wed that recording. Yeah, we were just gonna like

441
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:42.440
resume and explain what happened that we
got too high. But no, when

442
00:29:42.440 --> 00:29:47.119
I say we got we will carry
on about how we got too high.

443
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:49.839
So we stopped there, stopped.
We decided to watch S and L.

444
00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:52.920
Yeah, we went to the couch, were like, let's watch that.

445
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:57.640
Yeah, let's watch something funny.
We we we had low hopes because it

446
00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:02.839
was a Timothy show. Yeah,
his episodes usually suck. Yeah, because

447
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:06.920
he sucks. But we were having
a laugh riot. It was so funny.

448
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:11.319
It was very funny. I need
to rewatch the first half just because

449
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:14.079
I'm like, I don't remember,
but I remember enjoying it. Yeah,

450
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:15.279
you know, we're laughing, we
were looking at each other, we were

451
00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:19.799
te heating, we were both snacking. We were both snacking, which again

452
00:30:19.880 --> 00:30:26.559
I'm like, man fast acting because
we stopped recording that episode at like twenty

453
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:30.799
two minutes. So this entire thing
we're describing happens like in an hour's time.

454
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:33.759
Yeah no, because s now we
were only halfway through as well.

455
00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:37.000
Yeah no, this whole thing,
and like I said, we're going to

456
00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:41.640
go through the whole the situation.
It felt I would have I would have

457
00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:45.000
sworn that it was hours. We'll
get into that because I think a comment

458
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:49.160
about that. Yeah, so we
so we watch us how we could the

459
00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:53.400
cold open happens, and I looked
at you at one point and this is

460
00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:57.079
still this still cracks me up with
your comment because it felt like the cold

461
00:30:57.079 --> 00:31:00.839
open. It felt like the cold
open was like twenty minutes. Yeh.

462
00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:03.920
And I looked at you and I
was like, that was the longest cold

463
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:07.319
open ever. And you just looked
at me with this big, like prideful

464
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:11.440
grin and was just like yeah,
And I followed most of it. It

465
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:17.160
was just the funniest thing still that
I think has ever happened. So we

466
00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:21.359
get through, you know, halfway
the episode, and at this point,

467
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:23.119
from my perspective, I will say, at this point, I'm like,

468
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:26.720
oh, I am higher than I've
ever been at this point. Yeah,

469
00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:30.400
like I was. I was.
I had that knowledge in my head of

470
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.319
being like, Adam, you're fucking
stoned out of your mind and this is

471
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:40.440
just Delta nine. Yeah, and
uh, I'm snacking away one of my

472
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:45.119
favorite combos. I eat one hot
cheetoh one sour patch, one hot Cheeto,

473
00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:48.079
one sour Patch kid. So that's
how I was. And I had

474
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:52.000
my low taste flavored Cheetos, which
are hit miss depending on my mood,

475
00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:56.039
and miss hit or miss. They're
hit and miss. They're both great and

476
00:31:56.119 --> 00:32:00.519
bad at all times. And then
a moonpie. Yeah, I love a

477
00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:04.039
banana moon pie. When I'm high, you do you do. So we're

478
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:08.359
this is all going down. We
are in the middle of Timothy shallow May's

479
00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:12.839
skit having to do a space I
don't know what the skit's about, but

480
00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:15.000
I hate it. It was the
horse one and it's so loud. I

481
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:19.319
didn't and it was just jarring.
It was we didn't know, didn't make

482
00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:22.359
any fucking sense it does it.
I remembered that in his first time hosting,

483
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:25.640
they did It's a it's a callback
to another skit he did his first

484
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:30.039
time you but it sucks and it
was so loud, and I finally look

485
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:32.279
at you and I'm like fighting the
words in my mind. I don't think

486
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:35.920
you know how long it felt like. I was waiting for hours to tell

487
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:38.319
you can please shut the shit off. I was like, Adam, I

488
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:39.839
think. I was like, can
you turn it down? And then you

489
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:42.519
turned out. I was like no, I think. I was like no,

490
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:44.519
I mean, just turn it off. I was like I can't.

491
00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:47.000
I was like I can't. Fucking
I do not feel good. Well,

492
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:50.440
so, so yeah, we get
through this. You look at me and

493
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.559
you're like, this skit's upsetting me, Like I'm not. The skit's making

494
00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:57.240
me feel bad, and so we
kind of just look at each other and

495
00:32:57.279 --> 00:33:00.240
we have like our hands blinding the
screen and we will we wait till this

496
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:04.119
we forget that remotes exists. Yeah, well, well, because I think

497
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:07.519
are at least from my understanding of
what you're saying, let's just like we

498
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:09.640
just got to power through this and
we'll keep watching. Yeah, and it

499
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:14.480
ends, and then commercials start and
we're like, Okay, we're done.

500
00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:19.119
And at this point it's hitting me
in a bad way. It's starting to

501
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:22.039
hit me in a bad way.
And you just you look at me and

502
00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:22.799
you're just like, I don't feel
good. I need to lay down.

503
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:30.599
Yeah, And so you lay down
and you you go into like a full

504
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:34.960
I don't want to say full panic, but you're very much You start like

505
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:36.880
kind of tearing up and you're like, Adam, I don't feel good.

506
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:39.039
I don't feel good. Like you
went into a very bad, very bad

507
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:44.000
at a very bad high and I
was also in the middle of one.

508
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:46.759
Yeah. So yeah, And I
think I told you the next day.

509
00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:51.200
Yeah, I had like, like
I was, I wanted to be in

510
00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:52.759
your posit. I was like I
want to also like curl up in the

511
00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:55.000
fetal position. But I had a
moment in my head where I was like,

512
00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:59.319
Adam, it's time to be a
fucking man. God, I'm so

513
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:01.319
sorry, and so I had I
was like trying to comfort you, and

514
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:05.319
I was I was comforting you and
myself at the same time, because I

515
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:06.880
was just like, I was like, it's okay. I was like,

516
00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:08.639
take deep breasts, take deep breaths, like you just have to breathe,

517
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:14.480
like we're okay, You're okay,
trying to rub your back and this whole

518
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:20.159
time in the back of my mind
is we had ordered groceries. Oh yeah,

519
00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:24.119
and they're about to be here any
minute. Because I spent the entire

520
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:27.440
time on rubbing your back. I'm
like, I just in my head what

521
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.880
I wanted to do really does happen
so fast because they got delivered between six

522
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:36.639
thirty and seventy thirty. Is I
just wanted to like get you settled enough

523
00:34:36.679 --> 00:34:39.320
where you're calm down, and I
just wanted to like curl up with you,

524
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:42.320
like I just wanted to like hold
you. But I was like,

525
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:45.440
I was like, I don't half
the fucking windows in this apartment are open

526
00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:50.199
because you're married to me, yeah, which I love, Like I love

527
00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:55.800
having our windows open. But not
tonight. The groceries are on their way,

528
00:34:55.840 --> 00:35:01.280
like this whole thing. So you
finally get I know, you finally

529
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:07.119
get calmed down. Yeah, and
and you step away and I step away.

530
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:08.760
I didn't know that. Yeah you
didn't. I didn't compete that at

531
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:13.119
all. I step away because I'm
like, well, I'm at least need

532
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:15.360
to get the houses ready I can
to shut down for when the groceries get

533
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:21.440
here. So I go around,
close all the doors, checked everywhere,

534
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:24.480
because then I got in my head
paranoid that someone crawled in through the window,

535
00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:30.360
and I'm like shaking the entire time. I'm like fully, like I'm

536
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:37.400
walking through the house shaking and like
completely panicking. I look for your phone

537
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:40.079
because they're gonna text you when the
groceries arrive. I can't find it,

538
00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:44.960
and so I'm like, okay,
you look at my phone. I looked

539
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:49.039
for your phone because they to see
if they if they texted you and said

540
00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:52.480
that the deliveries got the groceries got
delivered, if the delivery has got groceried,

541
00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:55.960
And so I I decide, I'm
like, well, I can't find

542
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:59.199
it. I'm just gonna maybe it's
here, maybe a's tear I'm just gonna

543
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:00.440
look outside, but I don't have
pants on, so now I have to

544
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:06.320
like stumble into the room to put
shorts on. I go outside, open

545
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:10.039
the door. Groceries are there.
Oh my god, thanks for knocking a

546
00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:15.760
GP. I know they may honestly, they may have. The snall was

547
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:17.039
a little loud, but I think
we couldn't handle the door knocking. We'd

548
00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:20.679
be like, who is it?
It's the boys. I thought about that

549
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:22.880
too. At one point when I
was waiting for them, I was like,

550
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:25.159
I'm more for you. I was
like, because you got settled that.

551
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:28.480
I was like, oh my god, they're gonna knock and it's gonna

552
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:30.440
freak her out. It's gonna freak
me out. But it's gonna freak her

553
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:31.840
out. It's giving like, we
have a newborn, please shut up.

554
00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:35.760
Yeah, do knock on our door. We have a child. Do not

555
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:40.159
our door. We're super high and
we can't handle We can't handle it.

556
00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:45.280
So I get the groceries in.
I just I go through and just find

557
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:47.000
whatever's cold and just throw it in
the frese. Yeah you did. It

558
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:52.400
was funny and kept and didn't worry
about anything else. I actually forgot something

559
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:55.440
was out there. I didn't see
it. Luckily was there. The next

560
00:36:55.519 --> 00:37:01.599
day, my little sparkling water things
got left outside. Oh, I was

561
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:05.239
like, what left out of the
fridge. Benjamin looked out of the fridge,

562
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.000
like my sparkling water too making and
I was like, I'm sure they're

563
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.639
fine. Adam, No, like
I left it outside. Luckily it was.

564
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:14.480
It was not there. I actually
had a thought later in the night

565
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.519
that I was like, did I
grab everything? And at that point,

566
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:20.119
I was like, it's gone.
If it's gone, it's gone. And

567
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:23.840
hopefully it's there in the morning.
So I get the groceries in and I

568
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:27.719
go back, I lock up,
I turned the alarm on. I finally

569
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:30.119
get laying down and I'm like,
I'm this is I'm just gonna lay down.

570
00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:31.960
I just need to lay down.
And we're still in the living room.

571
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:35.199
We're still in the living room.
So I sit on the couch next

572
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:42.280
to you and you look up at
me and you just start you just start

573
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:45.159
saying my name over and over again. But the way you're saying it,

574
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:49.800
it's like you can't like you're like
looking for me, but you can't find

575
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:53.480
me. You're like Adam, Adam, Adam, And I'm like looking.

576
00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:59.360
I was fully hallucinating and never I
was like, what did we fucking take

577
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:01.559
because I couldn't see you? And
yeah, and this is something we just

578
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:06.079
bought at the store. I don't
want to be clear about that. Ye,

579
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.480
Like, we didn't get laced by
anything. I told my mom that

580
00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:10.599
this happened. She's like, yeah, but you gotta be really careful about

581
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:13.679
what you get from people. I
was like what and she was like,

582
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:19.480
uh, She's like, yeah,
you just gotta be careful. People lacings

583
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:20.840
all the time. And I was
like, no, Mom, this I

584
00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:23.360
didn't find this on the streets like
this. I paid for this with my

585
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:30.079
debit card. Yeah, I got
an emailed receipt. I was like,

586
00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:34.880
no, this is so legitimous.
It's not even real weed. Yeah yeah,

587
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:37.280
no, I swear to god.
We had like what what gummy?

588
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:42.840
What delta version of spice or something
like? Got something crazy and crazy shit.

589
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:46.199
It took way too much. I
could talk about fast fast and it

590
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:49.559
was just one. It was like
a single gummy, Like it was like

591
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:52.039
a man sized gum. We haven't
had this bad of a high since we

592
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:57.719
split one of Denay's. Our first
time ever ever doing ever doing and I

593
00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:00.679
think this was way worse than that. Oh yeah, well, at least

594
00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:01.880
I didn't have an next day hangover. You did a little bit, but

595
00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:07.440
not that bad. But okay,
so carry on you you do you want

596
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:09.159
me to chime in with what?
Yeah, if you chime in with what,

597
00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:13.719
like you're going through your mind because
this is the first time you're now

598
00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:15.280
kind of I just don't know what
point you want me to bring this up.

599
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:17.079
Okay, cool, So I'll go
ahead and step in here. So

600
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:22.400
you're you're You've settled me down,
You've laid me, You've played me to

601
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:27.880
rest while you're going to town on
the windows and grocery and I don't know

602
00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:31.199
you're gone. I don't know that
I'm on the couch. I am in

603
00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:37.280
a I am time traveling fully.
I am fully traveling through space and time,

604
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:46.119
and I have a bunch of memories
of you and I but that's not

605
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:59.280
really computing. And then I randomly
start every like second, every every second

606
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:07.280
felt like a different type of pain. So I'm laying there and my mind

607
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.480
is telling me, this is what
it would feel like to get shot,

608
00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:10.639
This is what would feel like to
die by fire, This is what I

609
00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:15.280
wouldeel like to drown, like every
second was a different one, and I

610
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:20.800
feel like my body's on fire.
Like I am fully like in my mind

611
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:28.719
experiencing every way of dying and that
stresses me out. So that's not good.

612
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:35.360
Yeah, so that's happening. And
then all of this is happening,

613
00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:38.159
and it's making me very nauseous,
Like the room is spinning. I'm experiencing

614
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:43.360
all these ways to die in my
mind. I'm saying in my mind,

615
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:45.800
I'm telling you, Adam, I'm
gonna throw up, Adam, I don't

616
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:50.480
feel good this is And then I
think that's when all the atoms came out.

617
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:52.599
And I didn't know I said it
that many times my mind. I

618
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:55.440
said it one time, you said
it, you kept repeating it. So

619
00:40:55.480 --> 00:41:00.199
all this is going on, I'm
looking for you in this ether and I

620
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:02.000
opened my eyes and that was the
thing too, sorry to interapt it.

621
00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:05.039
Yeah, that was a thing too. Where why I was like, it's

622
00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:07.599
like you were saying you couldn't see
me because your my eyes open. Your

623
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:09.599
eyes were open, but you were
looking around. You weren't like looking at

624
00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:14.199
me. Oh yeah, you were
like looking like you physically looked like you

625
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:17.400
were looking for me. Yeah,
I was looking at the Macrima for a

626
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:22.800
while, and the Macrime, even
though I just bought it. I bought

627
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:24.960
it what like, you know,
since we've lived here, so let's less

628
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:29.159
than a year. And in my
mind, while I'm looking at the Macroma,

629
00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:32.159
it's not computing that I bought it
within this last year. My mind

630
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:37.199
had bought this years ago, and
it's something I don't have anymore. So

631
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:43.199
I was like, I think I'm
waking up in the past again. I

632
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:45.199
thought it was time traveling. Do
I see the future? No, But

633
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:47.320
for some reason I thought I thought
I got put in the past. Yeah.

634
00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:50.760
And I was like, I thought
I was at Kobe. I thought

635
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.920
it was at our old place from
We hadn't lived there in like three years,

636
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:59.440
three or four years at this point, so I'm confused. I'm like,

637
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:02.000
Okay, well, well maybe I
can prevent us from making a bunch

638
00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:06.719
of mistakes. Is that bad for
base time? Continue? Like, I'm

639
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:08.920
like, I'm trying to think about
how okay, I had to go back

640
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:13.840
a bunch. Fuck, I'm gonna
have to relive all this time. But

641
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:17.440
I feel like Adam will believe me. I don't know. I'm just trying

642
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:21.760
to cope with the fact that I'm
waking up in the past. Yeah,

643
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:23.280
how do I handle? How do
I handle this? Is there two of

644
00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:27.639
me? Like, I'm going through
every worst case scenario. You know,

645
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.480
everything I know from time travel via
the movies, every single rule book is

646
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.639
being thrown at me right now.
So I'm trying to figure that out because

647
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.599
I in my mind, I'm surely
waking up in Kobe. I'm not waking

648
00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:43.480
up. And then then I say
your name, but like I can't remember

649
00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:49.119
you, So then I go from
that to, oh, no, reincarnation

650
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:52.119
is real. I'm waking up as
a new person. So I guess this

651
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:53.920
is how this works. I thought
I would start off as a baby or

652
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:59.159
something like, but which is?
The universe is throwing me right in very

653
00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:02.039
like monkey bones situation. I'm like, whose body am I waking up into?

654
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:07.559
That's a deep coot because I truly
was like, I'm waking up into

655
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:15.079
someone else's life. I'm gonna have
to like learn all these things and at

656
00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:19.920
some point you're maybe that's why you
did what you did because I look like

657
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:23.360
I couldn't see you literally came in
front of my face like at an inn

658
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:29.440
in like a frame way like you
like lean like lean your head in front

659
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:32.119
of my head, and I'm like, oh, there you are. And

660
00:43:34.159 --> 00:43:37.480
I watched you do that five times
like I would just keep coming. I

661
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:42.400
just kept coming you just yeah,
you just kept coming in like on repeat,

662
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.079
and I was like, oh this
sucks. And I just remember leaning

663
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:50.559
up and throwing up in my hands. Yeah. Yeah, you leaned up

664
00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:54.679
and just it just came out.
And you also had you hate like a

665
00:43:54.679 --> 00:43:59.599
whole bag of hot Cheetos, hot
Funians And that's a small back smell back.

666
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:01.159
Sure. Yes, it wasn't like
the full. It wasn't like family

667
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:04.920
science. It's just like a grot, a grocery store back, a gas

668
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:08.719
station bag. Yeah. So you
just threw up like neon red. Yep.

669
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:13.760
I haven't done this since I was
a kid. Here nice. Yeah,

670
00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:15.639
I threw up all the time as
a kid, especially the hot Cheetos.

671
00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:17.719
Yeah. Will My mom would be
like, oh, you want some

672
00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:22.440
apple juice with your hot Cheetos?
You have something healthy, so you know,

673
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:25.280
a whole glass apple juice that I
can barely withstand as the child as

674
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:30.559
an adult for drinking alone. Yeah. So, yeah, you threw up

675
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:37.000
all over the blanket you had you
end up on the floor on your arm,

676
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:42.039
on your hands and knees. I
panic. I'm like, I don't

677
00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:45.119
know what to you. I just
go and grab a towel and kind of

678
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:49.719
put it under you, and then
you threw up on the towel and then

679
00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:52.599
you kind of just sat there for
a long time. Yeah, I just

680
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:54.199
I remember just like being on all
fours for a while for a while.

681
00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:59.440
I went, oh this and I
threw up. This caused me to throw

682
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:02.440
up. If you are going to
it really was. I ran to the

683
00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:09.599
sink that went threw up in the
kitchen sink full meatballs. I learned.

684
00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:12.880
I was like, I was like, did I not do I not chew

685
00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:15.599
my head? You don't because I
saw them the next day. I saw

686
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:17.159
them the next day, and I
did. I did the same thing.

687
00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:21.199
I meant to have a conversation with
you about that of like, hey,

688
00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:25.599
hey, Bud, we got to
use our chomp chomps like I saw them.

689
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:29.159
I saw those whole meatballs. Yeah, I don't know what that was

690
00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:32.719
about. I got to figure that
out. Do you chill outs like there

691
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:37.440
were they were they were like two
thirds of the meatball, two Like it

692
00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:42.320
wasn't just like the top layer,
like the foreskin of the meatball, Like

693
00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:45.559
he just left a little bit at
the top. It was like, I

694
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:49.079
was like that. I did cock
my head the next day at the sink,

695
00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:52.840
and I was like, God,
I hope it's not I hope he

696
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:53.880
chooses food. I was like,
Okay, we'll go with the wall,

697
00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:59.039
like kind of like trying to push
it now. Oh, you nasty little

698
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:00.840
bitch. So yeah, I threw
up. I go get the towel.

699
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:05.480
You throw up more on the towel, and then I go, I get

700
00:46:05.519 --> 00:46:07.000
just like a towel, and I'm
like, I don't know what to do

701
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:09.039
at this point, Like I'm I
don't I don't have a clue, So

702
00:46:09.039 --> 00:46:12.639
I just go get a towel and
get it wet and then just kind of

703
00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.519
rub your face. Yeah, with
the towel. That seemed to bring you

704
00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:19.039
up to life a little bit,
honestly, Like I don't know if it

705
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:21.760
was the right call, but it
seemed to work in the moment, cause

706
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:23.880
you kind of you kind of snapped
to reality a little bit when I did

707
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:29.199
that, and you were like,
Adam that you kind of started laughing and

708
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:35.159
you were like this is crazy.
And I was just like yeah, it's

709
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:39.840
not great. So you just kind
of rem roller coasters, Oh my god.

710
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:45.119
Yeah, and so yeah, you
just kind of make a couple of

711
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:47.840
comments, and then I get you
laying down. Luckily, most of your

712
00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:52.639
most of your vomit was on the
blanket and towel. Yeah, only a

713
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:59.559
little bit got on the floor and
some on your foot. But because we

714
00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:04.920
fully on the rug, we lay
like twos from the puke. Oh yeah,

715
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:08.960
I get you laid down and I
just kind of I just I flopped

716
00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:13.079
down next to you and laying down
on my back. Yeah, we're just

717
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:15.440
laying on the floor. And I
don't know how long we were there for,

718
00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:20.559
but hours hours. It felt like
hours hours. Absolutely, I wake

719
00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:22.679
up in the most excruciating pain I've
ever been in in my life. Yeah,

720
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:25.159
I felt so dea canned to the
ground because you know, you're laying

721
00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:30.480
on your shoulder. It literally physically
felt because I woke up in so much

722
00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:34.719
pain that I was like, okay, my shoulder has collapsed my like,

723
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:37.800
my shoulder has to be like touching
my ear. Yeah, it feels like

724
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:43.960
I'm Jumanji melted into the floor.
Sure, I'm so bald up, Like,

725
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.199
yeah, I mean you were in
like full fetal position was one.

726
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:49.679
I was so tensed up. I
woke up and I was like, my

727
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:53.800
body is in is it's broken in
half? Like this feels awful. And

728
00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:59.440
I struggled and I finally it was
just like wait, well so you eventually

729
00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:02.360
did. But yeah, we were
laying there to muster that up. And

730
00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:07.079
yeah, and I was laying there
and I was having I was I was

731
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:12.119
like convincing myself. I was like, no, one's odd on on like

732
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:15.360
you don't, you don't od on
like th HC. Yeah. I didn't

733
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:19.440
feel like I was gonna die at
any point. I didn't. That's where

734
00:48:19.440 --> 00:48:22.639
I was going. I didn't necessarily
feel like I was going to die,

735
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:25.079
but I think I think there was
this reality that I was going to live.

736
00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:29.239
I can tell you that. But
it was definitely panic. And also

737
00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:35.800
this like the idea of and and
and no, you know, I don't

738
00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:39.960
want to offend anyone, but the
idea of like vomiting and then laying in

739
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:44.599
your own vomit seems like such a
it's like such an O D type thing

740
00:48:45.599 --> 00:48:49.280
that I did. It's very breaking
bad. So I was like I had

741
00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:52.679
to be like, we're okay,
it's gonna be okay. You are like

742
00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:58.119
completely motionless. So I keep having
to kind of, like in my stupor

743
00:48:58.360 --> 00:49:00.599
as muster all the strength, just
kind of kind of poke you a little

744
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:04.480
bit and see if I can make
you make a sound, just to check

745
00:49:04.519 --> 00:49:07.320
in. Uh so, Yeah,
we lay like that for a long time

746
00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:10.880
and you eventually are like, we
have to get to bed. Yeah.

747
00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:13.400
I was like, we got it. We have to get to bed,

748
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:15.360
and you were like, I don't
know if that's possible. I was fully

749
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:16.719
concided. I was cool, fully
like, well this is where I sleep

750
00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:22.199
tonight. But we do. And
thank god you you, I got you

751
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:24.880
got us and like pushed us to
do that because we got in bed and

752
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:29.679
I it was like, it was
the greatest experience to get in bed.

753
00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:31.800
Well, we get up. I
finally get you up your standing. I

754
00:49:31.800 --> 00:49:35.760
was like, what time you're what
time is it? It's three am?

755
00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:37.840
Oh my god, what time is
it? This is insane? You're like

756
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:39.199
it is eight pm. It is
eight pm. I was like, are

757
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:42.079
you fun? I think that's why
I remember laughing. I was like,

758
00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:46.159
are you fucking kidding me? Like
we took this edible like an hour hour

759
00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:54.199
fifteen ago, Like how how have
I fully like emotionally O D threw up

760
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:58.679
everywhere? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah? What in the fast acting

761
00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:00.880
shit is this? And as I
remember, I go, oh my god,

762
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:04.199
we have groceries and you were like
I took care of it, and

763
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:08.400
I was very surprised. I was
like, oh wow really and uh yeah,

764
00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:10.639
we go to bed. I sleep
like a baby. You don't.

765
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:15.119
Yeah, I mean I felt I
definitely calmed down in bed, Like we

766
00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:17.760
got in bed, and I felt
definitely felt a lot more calm. I

767
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:21.800
wasn't panning, but but yeah,
I did not sleep very well. Every

768
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:23.840
little noise that happened was waking me
up. I slept hard, but I

769
00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:27.599
did fully get in bed, being
like I'll figure out whose life I'm in

770
00:50:27.679 --> 00:50:30.760
tomorrow. Like I still wasn't fully
convinced. I was like, I don't

771
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.039
know this guy seems nice and I
like, I did not know what was

772
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:35.719
I was like, I have I
feel like I know you, we know

773
00:50:35.840 --> 00:50:37.559
each other, but I don't have
I don't have any memories with you.

774
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:40.800
This slate has been wiped clean.
I don't know who this life I'm living,

775
00:50:40.840 --> 00:50:43.480
I don't even know what I do
for a living I'm glad I came

776
00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:45.360
back to you. Did I woke
up feeling like, okay, you know,

777
00:50:46.199 --> 00:50:50.119
you're all, yeah, what a
wild time, What a wild time?

778
00:50:50.159 --> 00:50:52.599
And then yeah we got up and
I was I. I was still

779
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:55.679
like high the next day and it
would come in waves. I made you

780
00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:59.559
breakfast, you made me breakfast,
and yeah, it would just come in

781
00:50:59.639 --> 00:51:01.920
waves of like, right, feel
fine, and then like I would stand

782
00:51:01.960 --> 00:51:05.440
too fast and be like, oh, I got to sit down. Yeah,

783
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:07.559
we got a little bit done in
the morning and afternoon, and I

784
00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:09.159
was like, let's just sit for
a while, and yeah, you know,

785
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:13.119
I just kind of like vegged out. And I would also go in

786
00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:15.320
waves of feeling high and stuff.
But I knew I was feeling better than

787
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:20.880
you. I got a full night's
rest, yeah, so, and you

788
00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:22.199
weren't having it. So I was
like, okay, I need to make

789
00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:27.119
a breakfast. I need to get
us back on track. We can't both

790
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:30.559
be sunk in the mud. Yeah. What a time though. This week

791
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:34.960
it was crazy. I feel like
every day there's been something and I'm so

792
00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:37.440
sick of every day being some different
type of recovery from the day prior,

793
00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:42.599
so over every day being a recovery
day for something else. Yeah, well

794
00:51:43.079 --> 00:51:47.119
exhausted. We're going on a little
bit of a trip here soon. Yeah,

795
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:50.199
well we're going on the big one. But I'm talking about like even

796
00:51:50.280 --> 00:51:52.719
just this Thanksgiving. Yeah, Thanksgiving
will be nice to step away. I'll

797
00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:57.679
be with my parents and not in
like a shitty like Braddy way. But

798
00:51:57.760 --> 00:51:59.599
like, you know, they take
care, they take care of us.

799
00:51:59.639 --> 00:52:01.480
We don't have to like worry about
any division. I mean, we have

800
00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:04.679
to make decisions, but like dinner, you know, they take care of

801
00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:07.400
a lot of Mom cooks for us
whatever. We get to escape reality for

802
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:10.800
a little while. Yeah, just
kids again, kind of a little bit

803
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:14.400
of autopilot, and it is away. I mean, your mom's good about

804
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:15.519
that. Like we show up and
she's like, oh, I remember one

805
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:20.360
thing about you. Here is a
ginger ale and a hot cheeto and Adam,

806
00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:22.800
I got you a coke and some
goldfish. Yeah, she loves that

807
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:27.679
for us, she does. Uh
yeah, And your dad's always like if

808
00:52:27.719 --> 00:52:30.440
you got hot cheetos for you,
but I'm gonna steal if you like Alan

809
00:52:30.599 --> 00:52:37.280
you devil. Yeah, so that'll
be nice. I'm really looking I am

810
00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:42.280
actually really looking forward to it.
Of just I am too. We haven't

811
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:44.440
gone in a while. We haven't
gone in a while, and even just

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like to have a little break to
not be I have to adult a little

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bit. Yes, will be nice, it will it will be nice.

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And they're pretty good about like letting
us sleep in. I always go to

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bed earlier than you so you can
have your mommy time down together, you

816
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:06.920
know, shoot the ship. Yes, that will be nice. I haven't

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thought about it much, but that
will be good. That will be good

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next week, and always sleep really
good in that bed day of Yeah,

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I don't have things. I think
the first night sometimes I struggle, but

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I'm gonna bring my melotone in or
drugs or something. I'll be bring our

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drugs, drugs. And now your
parents do drugs, so that'll be fun.

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They're getting tattooes, don't drugs and
the Devil's lettue, the Devil's delta.

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I love you so much. I
love you. Thanks for listening,

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guys. It's been another good one. It's been a great one. Masturbate

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00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:42.519
together. Yeah, go masturbate together, people, and learn reserving sizes on

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your edible's bag. Be careful with
those. Be careful with those. Until

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next time. Stay Horny Bitches.
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