Made a decision a face sunny sune on. I had vision nice, what's
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Hi, Caitlin, Hi, what's been going on? Not a lot.
I really didn't do anything over the weekend. It was great. I
just stayed home and watched football. I mean it was raining, so there
wasn't really much to do. Yeah, I did the same. It was.
I was at my condo this weekend and the games were on, and
the forty nine Ers versus the green Bay game was spectacular, so good.
I was still go and what are you rooting for? Well, that's the
thing, Sonny and Natalia. Sonny's rooting for green Bay. Natalia was rooting
for forty nine Ers. I was rooting for green Bay for green Bay,
and I was like, I was texting them both because I was at the
condo and I was like, I could go either way because both kids,
I don't know. It was fun And then I was on the phone with
my friend. He was watching it too, so we were kind of watching
it together. It was fun, but yeah, it was rainy and crappy.
And did I tell you that? Like, Okay, so my neighbors
at my condo, we're very nice, but there's this couple of strange ones.
This the guy that can kind of see into your window. No,
he's nice. He lives across the way. Okay, he lives at the
other building, doesn't live in my building. There's a fence and then there's
there his building. Okay, but yeah, he's a little like he's I
don't think he has this girlfriend too, So I don't think he's creepy.
He's more like he's always out there when I'm on the phone and I so
I whenever I'm at the condo, I smoke and I sit on the on
the balcony and he's, you know, usually across the way, like and
he thinks I'm talking to him, so he starts talking, Oh what's that?
Oh making steaks? Like he's barbecuing out there. Like I didn't ask
what you were doing. You're talking to my friend, Like, why would
you even why would anybody go? What are you doing. What are you
making? Are you grilling? Do that? I know? I know?
So so I get this email from the homeowners association and they're like, whoever's
in unit you know, two oh five, they're smoking and uh some one
of the one of the tenants complained. But when I moved in, I
asked both the neighbors next to me, does this does it bother you?
Just tell me if it bothers you, you know, And they're like,
no, no, no, it's fine, Like we don't we don't smell
anything or anything. You know, it's fine. Even throughout the whole summer
and stuff. I would I would bring it up whenever I see them walk
by. Is it bothering you? Just let me know? No, it's
fine. Fine. I'm not trying to be like you know, you know
I don't like smoking. Yeah, but like it's a condo, like you
own it. I own it. Yes, you can't. I'm not you're
doing at a hotel, I know, I know, like it's your place,
it's my place. They can they really tell you that you can't smoke
in your own condo that you own. Well, that's a good question.
And when I responded to the homeowners, I said is it against the policy
for smoking? Never answered me back, Never answered me back. All right,
So the last thing I want to do, though, is bother people,
because I know that how shitty it feels like to smell cigarette smoke.
I don't like it. So I know what it feels like to have that
smell, you know, I don't like it. Like if I'm at like
a like a hotel and I you know, when you're in like Vegas,
that's I don't like it either, which is why I smoke outside with gloves
on, and I like hold my hand above my head so it doesn't come
near me. I get it. So I don't want to bother anybody.
So now ever, since I got the email, I go outside of the
complex, right, and then with your like shower cap, right, but
I still stayed don't So I went outside of my area, but I still
stayed in the complex. But there's like a barbecue area that's kind of off
away from everybody. So I was like, okay, I can there's chairs,
I can go sit over there, So I sit. I sat there
for a couple of days, and then one guy who's like he's like from
like right out of w k RP and Cincinnati. You know the guy I'm
talking about hide, Yes, yeah. He comes out and he's like,
what's his name? Who? Who died? I'm pretty I know what you're
talking about. Heads starts with an H. Yeah, look up w KRP
in Cincinnati. His name starts with an H. He he looks like a
hip b dude if you look, if you pull up pictures of people very
famous. Howard Henson, Yeah, Hessman, Heman, yes, yes,
yes, yeah, we're both close. Yes, yeah, okay, So
anyway, he Hessman comes out of his unit and he's like, what you're
smoking? No? No, I go, uh a cigarette? You want
one? And he goes, oh he does. You don't got like anything
else, like a joint? Oh no? And I'm like no, no,
no, uh sorry, and he goes okay, and then he's like,
you know, smell's not that great cigarette smell. Oh well, if
it was right with you, yes, And also, what do you mean
what am I smoking? You can smell it's cigarette smoke, so well you're
asking me, But anyway, he needs to tell me, like it's not
that great of a smell. Yeah, you know, he can come through
the vents or something like that. And I go, oh, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, and he goes, He goes, I don't care.
It's all right. I don't care. So now I'm like on edge,
You're like, who is it? Isn't him? Is it him? Is
his wife complain? I don't know. So now I'm going outside of the
whole complex, down the street and around the block to a construction site.
Oh my god. You know they smoke. They smoke and there's no houses
near it. What if you get an email from letter from the construction site
for the city smoking around a construction site. The people take their safety very
seriously, right, So it's usually at night when I when I smoke,
So there's nobody around the net is at a construction site, it's just like
smoking by yourself by like a bring wrecking ball, just with they're in the
rain, in the rain. I was this weekend because I was at the
Condor this weekend and you know, I was like on the phone a lot.
It was talking to Windy and like, you know, just you know,
when you're on the phone, like you know, what am I supposed
to do? Just sit on my couch and I don't know, So like
yeah, so I I you know, i'd go out, So I go
out out around the block, bundle up, hair a mess because it's raining,
hat on, freezing, you know, but it is cutting down on
my smoking, which is the good thing. That is good. Yeah,
so that's a good thing. It definitely is cut down as where's before.
I would if you just refuse to smoke in your condo, No, I
would not smoke inside new and I'm sure pretty then I think my next door
neighbors would complain because I'm sure they would probably smell it. I really,
I don't know the walls. I don't know, like does it go through
the because we share walls. I would think I would, And I don't
want to smell my condo. No, so I go out. I would
go out on my patio. But now then I went at the at the
end of my my unit. And then because Henson came out, Like,
now I'm outside around the block and that's safe there, nobody's around. Now.
I want to know who's rotting you at That's what I want to know.
I think, I don't know. I think it's my next door neighbors.
I think, like, do you want me to go talk to them?
Yeah? Can you go talk to them? But yeah, But then
the other thing too, is like, but it is my place, I
own it, Like I can't go in my own on my own patio.
And also, bitches, I'm only there a couple days a week, and
even when i'm there, I'm not smoking all the time. There's just certain
times where I like to smoke or well, you know, like when I'm
on when I'm chit chatting on the phone. You know. People just want
to have a problem with other people. Yeah, don't you think? Yeah,
I get you don't have enough drama in their lives, so they want
to be like my neighbor, right, Like, oh, what's wrong with
your neighbor? I mean every once in a while, every few days,
she smokes a cigarette outside, right, I know that's your biggest problem.
Relax. Yeah. And by the way, assholes, your dog is yap
and twenty four seven, how about that being a nuisance? Yeah, five
thirty in the morning, that dog goes off, just starts barking at five
thirty. Sometimes at two thirty three thirty, that dog's going insane, and
it's like, is nobody home? I don't get it. Why is that
dog just going off and I'm nobody shutting the dog up and it's like it's
just yep, but yep, yeap, it's enough. And also those dogs
try to attack Phil, so I know, yeah, so and I didn't
complain. I didn't go and crying to the homeowners. I feel like you
should have. Yeah, well I'm not lie. I don't I don't lie.
I'm not like that. But yeah, anyway, so that was that.
That was my am. But we didn't. We didn't say out of
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All right. Paris and Love is thanks to thanks to Kate Casey because she
brought up you know, Paris and Love. So I started watching that.
Is it good? Yeah, it's good. Yes, it is. Like
I started the second season just to see, like the first episode. I
got more hooked on the second season, so then I'm back to the first
season. So it's good. Yes, do you get some insight into Kathy
Hilton? Yes, yes she is. She does she suck? She kind
of does. Yes, she does suck. Yeah, I'm not a fan.
I'm only five episodes in and from not a scene. It's it's weird.
It's it's a lot about her, Like you know, like I did
see the season two. You know, Paris is doing like shots in her
belly for in vitro and her mom is like, what are you doing?
She's like, I, Scott, I'm doing my in vitro thing or whatever,
and she's like oh, and then she just walks out of the room
and then comes back into the room with like like some bag, like purse.
Did you see my new my new bag, my new Chanel bag.
Isn't it beauty? Like I don't know. It's just like she doesn't know
how to relate to her kids, right right? So is Paris doing in
vitro for a second baby or was this was the story for the first for
the first baby? Got it? Yeah? But I'm in like on season
I mean I'm on season one, episode five, Okay. But then I
was like, so I was watching it and I was like, you know,
it's like, all right, she's in love, he's in love.
They're both in love. And I was like, I need something to give
me a little levity. So I was thinking about Paris Hilton because I never
really was a big fan, but I did love The Simple Life, So
I ye back in I watched like season two of The Simple Life, and
I was cracking up. It is dated and they do look use and it
is a lot of setup like cooked stuff, but it's freaking hilarious, right
right, Like they're so dumb. They don't even know, like, you
know, like that they're you know, they were just run out of gas,
you know, like well, and she's like, wasn't the light blinking
the whole time? Telling you were running out of that? And she's like,
oh, is that what that was? I don't know. She just
loses the keys to the car. Like it's just you know, I mean,
but it's pretty fucking funny, and if you want like humor or whatever,
it's only like twenty two minutes each episode, right right, So I
go back anyway, So I was watching that. Where were you watching that
on? Uh? Natalia was watching it on Apple TV? So what my
condo? I were connected? So I just pulled up what she was watching,
so, yeah, you can get it on Apple. Oh that's so
funny. And she was even watching that. Yeah, she's into it.
She was what I think, I don't know, I don't know. And
she was telling actually she was talking about it a couple of weeks ago and
she's like, uh, the Simple Life is so funny, mom blah blah
blah. And I was like, yeah, that is funny. So I
was, yeah, I was just sitting there. I was like, you
know, I watched something like bite size. That's funny, right, and
uh, I don't know. It was cracking me up, but yeah,
but so are you gonna watch it Paris? And I no, no,
well I wasn't on with Kate Casey, so I didn't get like I wasn't
like, oh I got to see that now. Well, so she was
saying, was that you know, it's a really like interesting study of her
mom is like and then he is like a bride zilla really yeah, and
like he's is he is he famous? No, he's just with some like
entrepreneur guy. I asked Kate, like what did what did he do?
And she's like, nobody really knows, like supposedly he's started companies and sold
I don't know something like that, but nobody really. He's just like a
superfan of hers. So it is interesting to see like all that, Like
it's not just Paris being Paris. It's like she's more down to earth and
the other thing too. It's like she's got this baby talk too, like
the way she talks, but then she also talks like that, like she
gets this like real deep talk for her voice. She goes back and forth,
which is weird, but it is interesting. But yeah, he he
becomes like Bridezilla, like a groomzilla and oh and he's like a superfan of
hers. Like it's so the way he talks like that, I know,
like I think she likes set because I think she needs that, because you
know, she got sent to one of those camps you know, like in
Utah, like right she talked about and he like he'll say things like who's
the big who's the big boss, who's the big boss, bitch, and
she'll be like Paris and he's like exactly, now go get him, like
she's about to go on stage or who's the boss bit or he'll be like
pee, look at this, calls her pee, like pee, look at
that, and then he'll go like she skips away and to go, oh,
look at her skipping, like doing your unicorn skip? Are you doing
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Okay, so what so I watched I heard that Kate Casey suggested American Nightmare.
Yes, I watched all of them on the plane. Oh you did,
yeah? Nice, perfect, perfect. That is a crazy story story,
you know. I watched it all last night. Oh just last night.
Yeah. I watched the first two episodes and then I kept falling asleep,
falling asleep, and then I watched the third one last night when I
got home. But yeah, it is it's Did you know this story I
had heard? Yes, I've heard it episodically, like by by that,
I mean I've heard like in one episode of Dateline, like not as serialized,
not like multiple episodes. But I've heard. I've heard the story at
least probably on twenty twenty and then also on Dateline. But I didn't know
a lot of these details. Yeah, I know. I didn't know they
did a Dateline or a twenty twenty about it, either because I talked to
Wendy and she's like, yeah, I seen it, but yeah again like
didn't know the details, but my god, what a crazy story. Now
I have to say, I'm sure you agree with me, But a lot
of this was about like how awful the police were, you know, for
not believing them. But if I had been the police, I would have
been like, that is a Coppa Mami story that like, no right,
I know. And also the way she was acting, you know, Shane
on her she was traumatized, but I'm just saying the way she was being
so calm, I would have been like, what is going on with these
two? Yes? And he was sort of calm too. I mean,
I know he was crying, but you know the fact that he waited so
long to report it, and the fact that he was like just very calmly
going like yeah, I don't know she's missing, and and when they were
kind of accusing him, I would have thought if I was the police,
I would have been like, why is he not going like please go find
her? Like he was not really doing that. And remember like so yeah,
remember when they said that they the thing was on that his phone was
on airplane mode at the when when they could have when they said that the
kidnappers were gonna calling, Yeah, but the phone was Well, why didn't
he say that during the interview or maybe he did and they just didn't show
it, But why wasn't he going, yeah, why isn't he going like
they're they're gonna call, like you got to get my phone? Did he?
I don't remember him like saying that, but yeah, it was.
It was just it was basically for those of you who don't know, but
Kate Casey teased it, okay, so we don't have to okay, but
yeah, I mean it's just a crazy it's a crazy story. And then
how about the cop though, the lady cop that was like crack the case.
Yes, we can't get anybody on the phone at the police, but
they're just like what they don't answer the Okay, he doesn't have a hatline
that like that. Can't you go to her sergeant down the hall and go
like, hey, get somebody on the blower over at that the Lao Police
Department. Nobody's picking up. That is so funny because I was thinking the
same thing and I was like, wow, it's not any easier for them,
Like next time you're trying to call, like you know, when your
pharmacist tries to call, like whatever your health, that your your insurance company,
and they're just as frustrated as we are. You think, well,
it's your pharmacist. They just call and get blue Shield right on the phone,
right on the blower. You know, No, not so much.
A lot of times they're like, I don't know, nobody's answering, and
you're like, now you know how I feel exactly, yeah it is.
It was weird. You're like, she's a detective, yes, and she's
cracked the case. Like she's like, hey, I got you know that
case you had with there where they're wearing a scuba suit. I mean right,
there's no way that they weren't. Like, well, of course we
know that case. You know. She's like, yeah, the whole scuba
suit given him Nike, will that whole thing right? Yeah, it happened
to Yeah, I got, I got we know who it is, right,
And they're like no, no, thanks, no, And then somebody
else stole her thunder like she wanted to be like she was gonna She's gonna
break the news and tell them like but then the other guy swooped in and
was like, yeah, we cracked the case. Like, how come she
didn't get to crack the case? I know, but I just didn't get
that. But uh, but yeah, it's just an insane story. But
I didn't know like he had he had a history of being a peepee to
And how comes this the female cop too that cracked the case? She never
heard of the gone girl case? Like did she not? She's in law
enforcement not that far away from the right, right hockem, she didn't hear
of that case? I don't know, Like, you're a detended wouldn't that
make you, like, you know, wouldn't you be informed on what's going
on at least in fifty mile radius? Yeah? I know it was Yo.
How did it not come to her mind right away? Plus it was
a famous case. It was like national news story, right, How did
it not ring any bells? Yes? I would have been like, oh,
yeah, I heard this on dateline right, Like, I know,
I know it was weird, and I remember hearing about it on the news
at the time that had happened all the time, and I don't remember that
either. Also another thing that was weird, which was interesting to watch was
how the guy was still hung up on his ex girlfriend. It didn't look
good for him. It was a weird thing where he's like kind of wants
to get back together with the X yes, and I was feeling bad for
the new girlfriend. So you got the new girlfriend who gets kidnapped, who's
like getting ignored at the hospital. They both work in the same department,
and the ex girlfriend who doesn't want the guy back. By the way,
is like they're both being kind of bitches to each other, like they won't
speak to each other at work. But then, like, why was the
kidnapper interested? Why was it Remember when he was like, well, this
was meant for the other girl. One of them's Amanda on one of them
something else. But let's just say the first girls like Beth, He's like,
well, sorry, I kidnapped you. This was actually meant for right
Why I know, I don't. I didn't. I didn't get that,
Like, yeah, why and and why didn't it work out between the first
two? She cheated on him, That's what it was. Well, she
cheated right, Yeah. You could tell he had like his taste in women.
He liked kind of bad girls. Because the fir, the ex fiance
who cheated on him. He was so cute, he was very like captain
of the football team, like, seemed really sweet. But then he got
hung up on this girl that looked she had an edge to her, right,
you knew she looked like the cheating type a little bit. And she
was over it. She was like, yeah, I didn't want him back,
but he wanted me back. Now, how bad would you feel if
you're the new girlfriend then you get kidnapped and rape and it's you have horrible
trauma all for this guy who's like still still kind of like, no,
I like you. And then but then but then you find out that the
night before that night they had had she'd come over. Anyway, I always
felt like her, like I related to her, like, well, I
mean, are you going to get back together with the ex? Like she's
so upset that he's still talking to her, and he's like, I mean,
I'm trying not to, but like I'm gonna get therapy, like you
know what it is, because he was like, I know that this new
one is good for me. She's really nice, but like, I just
there's something about these bad girls. Yes, exactly, that's true. She
was too nice. She was too nice. And then they end up together.
I know. Then I was thinking, oh, they're not landing up
together. He didn't want to be with her to begin with, I know,
I know. But now they're trauma bonded. Yeah yeah, yeah,
and they're sue in the city or whatever, and yeah we got fuck it,
like, we got paid, let's get married. Yeah, but this
poor girl has been through so much. And then imagine all that trauma happens
to you. You're kidnapped by a stranger and blindfolded and all the bad stuff
that happened to her, and then she comes home and they're all like,
yeah, I don't believe you, I know, and put a like picture
up and like it's a hoax and stuff. Oh my god, yeah I
would sue too. That's bullshit. Yeah, defamation, speaking of like kind
of traumatic things to sit through. I watched Oppenheimer the other night. Did
you see it? No? I haven't seen it. Have you seen it?
God? That was hard to understand. Really, I I'm like a
technical aspect, maybe, right, is that what you're talking about? Well,
first of all, the whole thing, much like that podcast I was
on, was about quantum physics basically, right, it's about like physics,
quantum physics, and so that already lost me. But then the timelines kept
changing. I was watching it with John, and you know, this is
me. It's that thing where I go, are we supposed to know what?
I get frustrated so easily. We're like five minutes in the movie.
I'm like, I have no idea what's going on? And then John goes,
I don't think we're supposed to do yet. Here's what you need to
know. They're setting up blah blah blah. But John, who understands stuff,
especially historical stuff, much better than I do, is like, okay.
So now they're at you know, Princeton, you know, and I'm
like okay, but I don't know how that helps me. Okay, now
I have one location down in my mind, and he's like, okay,
so this is before the war, and this is how bad I am.
I'm just like, which war's World War two? I'm like, okay,
all right, before like, yes, this is like nineteen thirty. I'm
like, okay, there's another war that was around that time. I was
like, yeah, but that was before I'm like okay, all right,
okay, okay, and then John will be like, uh, They'll say,
oh, we need to talk, we need to speak to and John
will be like tell her, And I'm like, how would you know that?
Like, yeah, yeah, did you see this movie already? He's
like no, but I like I know history. I'm like, you know
the most obscure shit, Like you already know this story? Why are we
even watching? Why am I being tortured? Wow? I don't understand you
know the story? And then there's stuff that's in black and white and stuff
that's in color that's from the same time period. That was the only thing
that after the movie. So John was like, oh, I know why.
Okay, so this is in black and white because this is what we're
seeing. This is the hearing that we're seeing on TV. But then it
wasn't. Then there was like behind the scenes stuff. So then I was
like, ah, no, it's not because now now it's black and white,
but we're seeing, like right, it's meta, it's not just what
we're seeing. He goes, yeah, you're right, I don't know why
he made why the director Christopher Nolan made that choice. Then he's like,
it's that's confusing. I'm like, okay, so we've agreed this whole movie
is very good. That's why, you know, Sonny watched it, and
Sonny loved it with his friends. I know, and I know, how
do people understand stuff that's hard? Did you understand it, Kaitlin? You
did? I think? Yeah? I think I did understand it for the
most part. I mean, Christopher Nolan's like one of my favorite or anything
he makes, I'm gonna like run to go watch it. But uh,
yeah, this one was. I was a little disappointed in it. I
mean, I still liked it. I still thought it was a good movie,
but I didn't like it as much as his other ones, Dunkirk,
Dunker, I love Dunkirk. Yeah, the one, the last one you
did too, called Tenant was really that one was really confusing. Oh that
one was like the most confusing movie. Nobody got that one. Yeah,
so at least this one was easier to understand. In that one, It's
only a badge of honor to be like confused. Nobody understood this movie that
I just made, right, But I got all done. I got all
the big wigs, like all the big celebrities in it, you know,
right, But yeah, just confuse the shit out of the audience, right,
and also make them sit there for like, you know, half a
century to watch the thing, because it takes. You know, these movies
are so freaking long, right, right, I am every movie I go
to watch these days, I'm like, oh, there's this movie I want
to watch and this one I want to watch, and they're all like two
and a half to three hours. Right. I've tried watching Killers of a
Flower Moon like four times now, and I'm like, I'm not even halfway
through the movie. I've taken It's taken me days to watch that and I'm
still not done. I started it and it's good and I like it and
I'm interested, but it's going on and on and on and on. I
can't keep my eye. At some point I hit a wall and then I'm
become like a dart bear, Like it doesn't feel like there's a good reason
to make a movie that long. I don't like, you have editors,
right, like, let them do their job, like not every part of
your movie has I know, is that important? And also it's yours.
People used to be people would have to sit in the movie theater to watch
it. Now everything's being streamed online. You can watch it at the comfort,
so I'm wondering, is that going to make people make movies even longer,
Like and they get to go, oh, well, they'll just stream
it from their home, like just please right on the only problem is that
if there's a movie that's a little longer and I'm forced, like, if
I'm in the theater, I'm going to pay attention to it. Yeah,
but if I'm at home, as soon as my brain starts getting bored,
like I want to play Words with friends, Like I'm like, oh,
there's a really important Words with friend's turn that I haven't taken, Like Cecily's
waiting for me to play Words with friends. And then if I start to
pick up my phone, John I'll be like ah like and I'm like and
he knows me too well, because it's like I can't really be like,
well, I just need to see if there's an important text for the children,
Like He's like, no, but the children, the children, they
might need us. He's like no, no, so then I can't.
Then I'm like, but I will like sneak and pick up my phone and
like start playing like a little bit Jeweled or something. And then John's like,
well, now you're going. Now you're really not gonna get it right,
so then I have to force myself to like watch and it feels uncomfortable
because I already think I don't like it, so at least in the movie
theater. Yeah, You're like, I'm gonna have to get through it right,
right. I remember when we were I was like eight months pregnant and
Adam wanted to go see King Kong and it was one of the longest movies,
and I was like, what reason I think Kong? You get it.
It's like, there's how much story could there be? Then I can't
eliminate any scenes right with Jack Black, and it was the running time was
like two hours and forty minutes or something, and I'm eight months pregnant with
twins and I'm sitting there going, oh my god. Like after half an
hour, my like like arching my back and you know, and I was
like, it was mad, you want more popcorn? It's like He's like,
I'll go get it for you if you want you want something else.
I'm like, no, I don't want more popcorn. I want to go
home. I didn't want to see this dumb movie to begin with, you
know, and I didn't last I had to, like he I was like,
I can't take it anymore. I was. We were like an hour
and a half in and I was like, and we were on a double
date with somebody else. Oh no, And I'm like I gotta go,
Like you can stay with them, but I'm out of here. Did you
leave? We both left? Oh you did? Yeah? Oh my god.
Back in the day, there was nothing that felt more rebellious and freeing
than walking out of a movie. I know it was the best. I
feel like we've talked about this before, but I remember seeing The Shelter the
movie The Sheltering Sky with Deborah Winger. Uh, I don't I don't remember
what the movie was about, but it was a lot of like cinematography,
you know, exactly what we don't like. It takes place like in a
desert, you know. It's a lot of shots of like wind swept right
like, you know, and it was I was so aggressively bored where I
was a bored early on, and then it was just I was like,
when is this movie going to get going? When's it gonna get going?
And finally I was like, I can't take it anymore. I don't care.
It's it feels like it's never going to get the story is never going
to get going. So I walk out. The movie was like two and
maybe two hours and forty minutes. It had already been to two hours and
like fifteen minutes. I'd only eliminated the last like twenty five minutes, and
nothing had fucking happened. And I was like, I should have walked out,
fricking after fifteen minutes. I should have known this wasn't going to be
for me. Yeah, Adam and I have walked out of movies plenty of
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Oceans twelve, one of them, one of them, and it was right
after the kids were born, and we sat there for like about forty five
minutes or I think about an hour because Adam likes those stupid movies whatever.
But but it was like the kids that you know, and uh, I
was like I was missing them and then he goes like I miss the kids.
Let's go home and we're like, okay, great, you know it's
nothing. You're right, there's nothing more liberating than walking out of a movie.
Yeah, I get stuck. I went on a date to see Mission
Impossible three recently, and what's that movie that came out with the child trafficking
sounds of Freedom around? Okay, So I knew nothing about that movie.
My date didn't know anything about it. And then we so we had dinner
and we're going to see Mission Impossible whatever said three, four, whatever it
was at the time, because they both came out. Both movies came out,
mean the newest Mission Impossible? Yeah, okay, yeah that's three.
I think it's seven or okay, see, I know I haven't been in
the movies in a long time. So we're sitting at dinner and we're getting
ready to go walk across to the movie theater and I start I look to
see how long running time is for Mission Impossible, and I was like,
oh, it's late. My stomach is full. We just ate a big
meal. And I was like, but I you know, and I know
how my date feels too, like he didn't like to sit through long movies
either. But I was like, you know, how long this movie is
a mission possible? And he's like, why is it too long? I
go come kind of and I'm like and he's like okay. Then we go
to the movie theater and then he was like, now you're making me second
guy, you're gonna be are you gonna be okay? And I go,
well, it's not the reclining seats, cause I have to have reclining seat,
you know, And I'm made to spoil they need those now I need
them. And we were going to a theater that was gonna be packed,
it was like the first night it came out. And we also didn't have
great seats because he bought the tickets at the last minute. So we were
like in row four, you know, I know with my head looking and
it's not reclining seats, so and I'm used to it. Our neighborhood theater
has them. So I'm like hey, and he's like so then he's starting
second guess. He goes, yeah, you're right, they don't have the
and he's like he's like, yeah, fourth row, that's all I could
get. And he's like, you want to see if we can get another
movie? And I was like okay. Then he goes. So he comes
back with these sounds of freedom, and he goes, and he goes,
h he goes. The guy at the front desk said that it's an action
movie and that you know, he's like, because he goes, because my
day goes. We're in the movie. We're in the mood for an action
because he really wanted to see Mission, right, And I was like,
well, speak for yourself. I don't care, Like, don't you have
a good like romantic, independent comedy. I don't want an action movie.
So he's saying anything that nothing happens, but you really learn a lot about
our relationship. Yeah, exactly right. So he's like, yeah, that
guy said it's an action movie. I told him we were in the mood.
I was like, okay, all right, okay, how long is
this one. He's like it's right. It's like, it's not as long
as Mission. And then he's like, now I just bought another pair of
tickets. Oh no, I don't know. Maybe he did, so I
don't want to complain anymore. I'm like, okay, I have no idea
what this movie is. So we start watch and it's like and also we
smoked a little weed, so we were like what what? Then it got
really heavy and we're like what the fuck and we're both parents the fuck kind
of movie is it? And you don't even know that the guy that made
it? Then I found that out like later and we're googling the movie and
he's like he's like what is all this? Like he didn't know. I
didn't know. The movie just came out, it's opening whatever. So we
were just like can we do? You want to? This is really bumming
me out, like what is going on? And is this a true story?
Like what is happening? And then we both are like okay, Like
how do we get out? Like I'll go to the bathroom. You wait,
like to Mississippi and then you because the theater there's like a lot of
people around us, you know, it's embarrassed, and then they're gonna be
like, I guess you don't care about child chopping. I guess you don't
take it seriously. They're gonna come find you in the bathroom. Yes,
but like we couldn't, like we had the giggles and stuff, and it's
not the kind of movie to have the giggles then, but we had the
giggles. Do the like the opening you know of the other you know the
previews and stuff that this movie starts, and it's super duper heavy. It's
no Tom Cruise jumping off a cliff doing his own stunts. Now you're missing
that. You're like, like, can we killed It's totally you can hear
it through the walls. You're like, that sounds kind of good. Everybody's
laughing it up and a good time, open and hollering. We're just in
this like dark depressing. You're sending money to some organization to like it was
so did you walk out? Yes, oh my god, like forty minutes
and we were like and then afterwards people are like, yeah, you didn't
know what you know. There's controversy around them, like no, oh my,
oh god, that is so much snacks or anything. I don't know.
I didn't know. I wouldn't have no idea, right, Yeah,
but yeah, that was my experience and the last time I went to the
movies. The worst is like plays, because I went to a Shakespeare play
many years ago, like I think I was in my twenties, and I've
never felt so like claustrophobic in my seat, Like I hate this so much.
It's so bad. Also, how do you even gauge if it's bad
or not right? It's like I can't understand it. So I just remember
thinking, I think it's also bad on top of being Shakespeare, it's also
not being well acted. It was at some like weird, little like alternative
theater, and I was on a date with a guy who was really into
it. So immediately I was like, well, this relationship is for sure
not going to work out, because anybody that's not feeling at least some level
of pain along with you, like at least you guys were both on the
same page. I was with somebody who seemed, you know, you keep
like stealing a glance, and they seem totally into it, no problem have
enjoying, and I was like, oh god, how do I and you
can't walk out? I know you're like tracked. I know. I went
to another play with this with this guy, so this was maybe it was
a different guy. I don't know. I don't remember my twenties, but
I went to this. It was like a very alternative I think they call
it like a black box theater, and it was like I don't know how
to explain this, but it was like almost like an abstract play, right,
like you don't understand anything. Really, that's everything symbolism, and I
remember like hating it more than I've ever hated anything in my whole life,
like and and it in the way that you go like, well everybody would
hate this, like not one person on the planet could possibly think this is
good, Like this is horrible, horrible trash and we I leave with the
guy and he's like, my god, that was like amazing, and I
was like are you, like are you serious and he goes, yeah,
didn't you get the like whatever, And I was like that was one of
the worst plays because at that point I just didn't care. I remember thinking
like fuck all, like we will never like I want to go home right
now. Yeah that was And then he was judging me because he was like,
I can't believe you didn't like it, and I was like there was
nothing to like. It was all nonsense speed, I don't get it,
very trying to be highbrow. It was so weird, and like I just
I was like, this is when I knew I was alone on this planet.
Well it's also too it's like well then you like look at your person
you're with and go really you really enjoyed that, like we're not meant for
each No, no, it's better to find that out on an early date.
Yes, oh yeah, this is like good advice for people. You
should purposely go to something. Yes, it's like weird or whatever so you
can see because last thing you want is to be married and then something.
Yeah, and then go, how did I not know that that you have
horrible taste? Yeah that's a good that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah,
this is kind of an advice show. Yeah it is. It's it's
our advice show. I've been watching ever since. Did you watch the Emmys
by the way, No, okay, I watched the Emmys. Uh.
Just Joe Cooy's opening that was that was that was a golden globe. Yeah.
When he hosted them, he did a great job and it was I
got sucked. When did this happen? I don't remember, like a week
ago, and yeah it would have been last Sunday. Yeah, listens that
when the goal Wait who was? But then Chelsea Handler just hosted. That
was the critics choice. Yeah, that was critic's choice. Oh so they
were just like three in a row. Yeah, okay, so but Anthony
Anderson did like this great opening with like, you know, like it just
was like throughout the whole show, like because it was seventy five years and
a versary of Emmy, so it was like they you know, honored the
They had all the reunions of like all in the Family and uh Martin and
uh Gray's Anatomy and like just like you know, just the history of Sopranos,
you know, Christopher Melfi, Christopher and doctor Melfie. You know,
we're so anyway, that was fun to watch all that stuff. And so
Succession just and the bear in Succession just sweeped it. And Tom the guy
that played Tom. Yeah, Best Supporting Actor, Romulus Roman, Best Actor,
Uh right, Kieran Colchan. Kieran Colkan, Yeah, yes, he
won. He won for Best Actor, and Jeremy Strong didn't win, right,
but the show Jeremy Strong wasn't even there, but and then the show
went there. No, but I think he won. I think he won
previous seasons. I think he's already been nominated. I won, So I
think he's only done whatever. Well, remember the controversy that happened to where
they were all saying that he just takes it way too seriously. Yes,
yes, the dad was there, like he was there? Oh he was
Brian uh Brian Cox, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah he was now off
fuck off? Did he say fuck off? No, he didn't win,
but oh yeah yeah, but she won, you know Chevon Snook. Yeah,
her name is Yes, she won, she was. She gave a
great speech. But so I watched it, and then I was like,
fucking hell, I want to watch that episode where the because because then there
was a lot of you know, nominated for writing and it was like almost
you know, in every when they do best writing for a drama series,
it's like so and so for succession, so and so for six, and
it shows you all the different episode you know whatever title, and it was
the one I caught was, uh, the the episode where Connor's wedding,
which is the episode spoiler alert, dad dies, right, it was the
episode. So I went back and I was like, I want to watch
that episode again. And I watched it and I was like, it's so
good. So then I just watched like season one all over again, really
like two days in a row. Just was watching like Season one every night
over again, and it's so good, like because I you know, it's
been years. Yeah, And then and then I recommended it to Mike Gerstein
who's never seen it, and I told him, I was like, you
gotta, you should watch Succession. And he's now like, fuck you.
I've been up till four in the morning every night. Fuck off. Now
I'm on season three. You know, I loved I because I watched the
final season with John from the beginning so before. Prior to that, we
had to go back and watch all the seasons and he watched them all again,
so I watched. So it's kind of recent for me that I watched
it all together. Yeah, so good, Yeah, all right, Okay,
well we've already done our business shout outs. Oh we did. Yeah,
so we're all good. Right, Well, check out Stephanie's book.
Please buy Drunkish. I get so many of you have enjoying it. You
guys are responsible for the book is doing really well. It is. Yeah,
it was like a number. It's like a number. It's been a
number one new release. The categories what about anything, You're going to be
on this week? So tomorrow morning, but it airs for West coast people
at airs at like four am, but CBS Morning News, So if you're
in your East coast seven am CBS Morning News I'm doing there's a big segment
on Saturday morning. Yeah, okay, so we can record it. Yeah,
if you record it at four am, yeah, four am version,
Yeah, just record it. Sure, And I'm going to be on Oh,
I know what I need to what I need to plug this Sunday,
So today's Friday that you're listening to this. If anybody wants to come,
I'm going to be at a Zibbi's Bookshop in Santa Monica. Oh, should
have plugged this on Tuesday's episode. But at three o'clock in the afternoon Sunday
after noon, three pm. Zibbi's Bookshop in Santa Monica on Montana Avenue.
I'm going to be doing like a reading and signing with my friend Laura Laura
Cathcart Robbins who came in who wrote Stash and was our guest. She's going
to be with me. That's great, like interviewing me and yeah, and
then you guys can meet like each other, and some of my friends,
all my mom friends are gonna come, so like my little mom group.
So yeah, So anybody that wants to come to that, I'd love to
see. It's free. It's just a yeah, it's just great. Yeah,
okay, all right, okay, thanks Caylin, thanks everybody. You're
a parent now, don't f it up. It's madding