This is a downbeat on ninety seven one freak. I think my button's fixed
j J. He's working at least he actually was in here before you got
here yesterday, all right, so I was surprised to see it malfunctioning yesterday.
You're having no issues. We're back on top. It's a good feeling.
Sometimes we have textures with campaigns, and I've seen this dude before.
Why and he's mad. He's mad. I don't know if he's mad online,
but his very vehement campaign is that we not call ice hockey jerseys sweaters.
What, all right? And I've never heard that that's not a correct
thing. I remember a couple maybe a month ago, he was like,
it's not a sweater, don't call it that. And I saw it and
he said, stop saying sweater. Been playing hockey for thirty years up in
the ECHL level. I've never heard a player call it a only wanna be
fans and Canadians that never played, but want you to know that their fans
call it a sweater. So this guy hates you, Danny, because you
said it first. By looks it up. It said in nice hockey,
the jersey is traditionally called a sweater terminology originating from the sports earlier days,
when the game was predominantly played outside during the winter, and where sweaters are
worn by players there's a warm wool knit covering. Okay, cool, Maybe
I'll join a lousy Beer League hockey team so I can become an authority on
all things I wanna be. We don want to be fans. I'm not
going to deny that you guys are Tixans. I'm from Florida, true,
but I didn't know that. I don't know, and guy's got a campaign.
I just want to him to be heard. I mean, yeah,
I think every player probably does call it a jersey because it's their jersey,
and also if he's playing in Texas, we don't use the term sweater that
often. So yeah, I mean I've heard fans call it sweaters. I've
never heard players call it a sweater. He's right, I haven't listened.
I haven't either, I've never I just heard years ago the traditionally that's what
it was always referred to. I'm not trying to be cool. I just
want to get the terminology correct. Yeah, and it's not like we invented
that in Texas. The whole league Yeah, fans call it a sweater.
I don't think we're wrong for calling it that, but like, for example,
I don't, I don't. I always check myself when I'm inclined to
call, you know, the baseball locker room, anything other than the clubhouse.
You know what I'm saying. I just you just want to get the
terminology right. Yeah. But if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Was the
material sweater back in the day, I'm sure it was. Well, yeah,
that's what they I guess that's why they said sweater. Yeah I think
so. But yeah in Texas, like Texas, we got hockey in ninety
three when the stars came, So yeah, the word sweater probably never entered
our vernacular. I remember hearing that and thinking, what's weird? Yeah?
What? Another text says Razor calls it a sweater. They're copying it,
copying him. I think he's a life for hockey man. Another guy says,
I've literally heard everyone call it a sweater. That dude is an idiot.
Wow. Ouch. Well, if these two two's a nasty bit,
we're not saying it they are. If these two two one four numbers want
to go to war, sweater or not? At eight o'clock. You can
call in and play a little game with us and maybe win Mavericks tickets as
they don their sweaters to face the Houston Rockets on Tuesday, November twenty eighth.
That'll be like twenty twenty five minutes from right now. But right now
it's time for the scuttle butt. Yes, the scuttle butt. I'm in
place of KT today. You are, and it is all brought to you
via Steve from Parker University. Thank you for supporting us. Parker University,
O Katie, we got Steve, Thank you, Parker University, and Michael
Siroy. We're going to start in Argentina today because I saw an interesting piece
about how they elected a new president. We don't get political often, but
I am tantalized by headlines occasionally. So when I see something like Argentina likes
tantric sex teacher who cloned his dog as their new president, I'm intrigued.
So apparently this gentleman. I love that you're doing this because I saw these
headlines yesterday and I didn't know how to handle it. I didn't I'm like,
I don't have time to read all this too much, but I saw
videos of this dude's kind of long haired, dancing, and apparently is he
not a I'm going to learn all this. I believe he's an economist who
considers himself a libertarian. So I did not get too much into his politics,
more just his flamboyant actions on the campaign trail, and I learned a
little bit about Argentinian politics at the same time. So apparently in Argentina you
can vote at sixteen years old. You can't do that here in the States
it's eighteen. And I don't think we have a really good voter turnout as
it is and the younger demos. But in Argentina, I guess this guy
really spoke to the young people a lot. That's what he was there for.
A sex kind of educator is what he'd been on TV. So I
don't know if you remember the old like Sue Johansson sex show years ago,
Sunday Night sex show or something like that. That's the only thing I could
kind of compare it to. I'm like, I don't know who our prominent
American sex educator is right now on TV, doctor Ruth right for most of
our life. Yeah, if you're seventy, yeah, I couldn't come up
with a current comp I'm like, all right, you're dead, doctor Ruth.
I think she's dead. Oh yeah, hard dead. Yeah, I
think she's real dead, doctor Ruth westheimers in alive and well five thought she
was one hundred and twelve, Doctor Ruth, I am tired. Yeah,
she must get on a zoom call check in with us. Yes. So
this gentleman picked up votes among the young, particularly, and at the last
minute, apparently he ditched a long term campaign process or promise to allow free
markets in human organs, which I don't really understand. Do we have a
free market on human organs here? No, that's it's dictated by medical professionals.
And then there's like a waiting lyric donor. And yeah, now I
think that if they're as far as like kidneys, you can donate your kidney
to a specific person if you are a match, like a living donor,
but as far as you know, once deceased, it it's kind of like
a priority list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, tried. You can't pre
sell your that's it. I was like, the free market thing is what
confused me. I was like, so, is there a going rate?
And then there's a kind of commoditized rate if you're a famous person or something.
The free market would mean to me that the person that's the donor would
stand to financially be compensated while they were alive. Right, well, should
you be able to sell your kidney for twenty thousand dollars? I don't know
what the Yeah, that's that's Chris a question. I mean, this is
a campaign thing. He ran on and pulled it back. I was like,
Okay, we do it with eggs and sperms. Yeah, but those
aren't organs. I guess I wonder if that's a good idea or not because
it was a plasma. Let's say it's twenty five thousand dollars. Dude,
people would line up to sell their kidney, to sell a kidney if it
was twenty five grand? And which ones don't we need all of? Is
it kidney? You can spleen? Can you get rid of the spleen?
Or do you need that one? I don't think it's that. I don't
think one means gold appendix appendix that's liked bucks for a nice spleen, that
the human race will evolve away from the appendix at that point. Yeah,
that's right, I did hear the yes yesterday. I think that's a very
astute observation. One hot prediction when we did the Ghost Pepper Pavilion for the
Future of Human Evolution scorching hot predictions. I'd have to look into what his
plan was, but I'd be down with being able to sell organs before I
was dead, like in the last year of my life. You know,
hey, I'm not going to do anything for the last year. I'm going
to designate it to you, just as long as you make my last year
pretty comfortable. Kick me twenty k are you guys organ donors? I think
so. I don't think it's on there. I want to know it's not
on there anymore. It's like I feel like I checked the box, but
I don't think it's on there. A little heart really yeah at the bottom
right of your DL. Hang on a minute. Here too many cards?
Yeah, where's mine? There is? Buttom right, No, I don't
have a heart. I have a star in the Is there a gold circled
gold star? Oh, there's a heart on the far right there, it's
just not red. Yeah, right in the middle to the right right.
Yeah, yep, you're a donor. I'm bad. I guess I'm not
Jesus, I know. I'll go check the box today. How do I
do an amendment to my driver's registration? Are I tell you? If I
die in a car accident, you open me up. It's gonna be a
big waste of time. Yeah, you're gonna look in there and go nothing
usable here. Yeah, they find your heart and they try to like cut
it and then just spiders, baby spider, a billion baby spiders crawling on
your chest, just carrying out American spirits, butts, cigarette buds and spiders.
It's pretty wild organ donor that we are. We click a box,
fine, and then if it goes down, the open open sesame, take
it all. Yeah, don't care. Is there a time delay on that
or can they do it as soon as they get you back, or like,
do they have to clear it with family or are they like, man,
we need a brain now, no brain. I don't know exactly,
but I would think that time is of the essence in those situations. So
once they do determine that you are a donor, it's like, all right,
get this dude on ice, let's go. Yeah. I would imagine
you don't get much time, Like we can't ask your family. You already
checked the box man exactly. It's on your driver's license written. You made
that decision once you're pronounced dead. I wonder if a farming I wonder if
they, you know, say that you're still conscious and they see that you're
an organ donor. I wonder if that diminishes their attempts to, I don't
know, keep you alive. What if the doctor trying to keep you alive
it's his child that needs the organ. Or what if there's a free market
and he stands to make a pretty penny. Yeah, he gets his little
slice. This is very important stuff. One other thing about this gentleman in
Argentine. In his flamboyant rallies, he wielded a chainsaw promised to use it
on corruption. Yes that I love that. I could work here the chainsaw
candidate. What does he sell mattresses to? I'm slashing prices off these mattresses.
As a teenager, he was also known as quote el loco for his
outbursts on and off the soccer field, a name he embraced. And this
guy got elected. Yeah, he is the elected president of Argentina currently.
Dude, imagine if we had a thirty fifty. There is a logo,
go g this chainsaw thirty five right that the minim age should be president here,
Yes, sir, imagine whatever it was, whatever party doesn't matter.
Thirty five thirty six year old, young, good looking man or a woman
doesn't matter. That just fired up the youth. Yeah, and eighteen to
twenty five, they could absolutely determine who the president is, no matter what
policies or anything at all. They could do it. Bill Clinton kind of
did that. Obama kind of did that. Well. They got a high
percentage of younger voters. But there's still politicians and experienced politicians like they weren't
non traditional candidates. I don't think. But I mean, you could have
a YouTube star that isn't we need mister Beast have yeah? Christ be Is
he thirty five yet? No, he's probably late twenty. He's probably an't
there yet, but he's getting close. Okay, that's a great one.
Oh was he Canadian? Though? Oh? No? No? Which is
all Kansas? He's twenty five. Mister Beast is only twenty five. I
love and hate mister Beast? How much is he? Is he a billionaire?
Oh? Boy? No? Now the headline yesterday was that he buried
himself alive for seven days or something. It's like, I'm not going to
click on and then you're like, all right. Estimated networth five hundred million
dollars, the highest paid YouTuber on Earth, and you know what, have
some drinks and wormhole and it's the ideas are incredible, Like they're fun ideas.
It's if you had a one hundred million dollars, do anything you want
to know that it's going to pay for itself. He does fun things like
hide and Seek for one hundred thousand dollars. Last person to keep their hand
on this airplane keeps the plane, Like how do you not click on that?
When it's like eighteen minutes? Like all right, I'm curious about this.
Twelve million views, Like well, I don't want to be left out.
Yeah, but the problem is he is not entertaining, and he's not
funny, and he's not like good look like I don't know whatever the requirements
are, he's none of those. He just is the guy who figured it
out and he appeals to kids. Kids love mister beast. Yeah. I
think I wonder what the Home Sweet Home demo is? Is it younger teen?
It's weird because I just what I've seen with my own kids. They
just eat them up and spit them out almost where it's like they'll go through
a YouTube star for a year and they never go back to him a grant
And I'm like that YouTube starts still making money. But you guys want nothing
to do with mister Beast anymore. So, Yeah, I first heard about
him a couple of years ago from Malcolm's cousins and they're at the time,
the oldest was eight, really, yeah, and he was talking about mister
Beast eight and six at the time. You gonna watch mister Beast broke.
I've watched the YouTube thing on his ascension and it's pretty interesting. And it
was only what five or sixty years or seven years ago whatever when he did
his first stream, and he's just playing games just like any other streamer,
and then he crossed over and you start doing some performative stuff. And then
once he figured out that sponsors will pay essentially for everything for him to produce
these high quality relative to everything else on YouTube. Yeah, not to mention
the revenue that he's generating from YouTube exactly, so he can put ten million
dollars into the production of a twenty minute video and just whatever you dream up,
do it and it will pay for itself five or tenfold. Twenty five
years old, worth a half a billion dollars. But yeah, you're right.
In ten years, mister Beast, of which daw Kansas could run and
probably President Beast. You know, we salute you, President Beast, Thank
you, said cloned his dog. He also cloned his dog. His dog's
name was Conan, named after the Arnold Schwarzenegger character and apparently in not the
late night talkos. Now that's what I thought. I was like, Oh,
he's a big Conan fan. I was like, the barbarian is who
he's a fan of. But apparently the cloning of a dog costs fifty thousand
bucks in New York. So he must have loved that dog to have cloned
that specific dog. And unfortunately it did not result in just one clone.
It resulted in five additional dogs. So now he's the owner of five Conan
clones. They all look exactly alike, I believe. So. So he
did it successfully five times. Yeah, he multiplicitied these guys. I don't
know. I didn't even know you could do this. I don't know.
I didn't know we had successful cloning. I really did, right, You
just distract the DNA and make an egg. I don't know, that's it.
I think the extra Yeah, I did not dig deep into the dog
cloning scientific process here, but yes, it unusually resulted in a litter of
five puppies rather than a single clone. And they look, Oh, do
you have a photo of the puppies. Let's go take a look. Let's
see the pup mister Beast's clone puppies. Yeah, I would imagine they look
identical. Let me see if I can get the puppies. They can't have
the same personalities though, but they're gonna be close. I mean, there's
no close up of them. How are we not cloning all these sweet dogs
that we have? This is these are so many out there that yeah,
I know, but people love their dogs. If I could clone the dog
photo I have, they all just look like the same type of dog,
but it's hard to tell if they're identical. Olsen twin dogs in the middle
of a mister Beast that is our new president, Argentinian Mister Beast, Argentinian
Beast. And then yeah, the only other thing of note, there's in
twenty seventeen, he told a panel show that he had regular threesomes, ninety
percent of them involving two women. I appreciated the specific percentage breakdown percent shout
out yeah, the other ten percent it's just me and Brad. There's four
different places that I can orgasm from. And in short news, Brad get
in here. Plumbers across the nation are preparing for what they say is in
their industry dubbed Brown Friday. Oh my god. Apparently plumbers experience a fifty
percent increase in call volume the dad Thanksgiving God. Really, yeah, I'm
going it makes perfect logical sense, but is true a fifty like they have
to work that Friday and work a lot? Yes, Apparently just Thanksgiving gatherings
and meals overload kitchen sinks, garbage disposals, toilets, and of course main
sewer lines as well. There do you need to make a pooh pooh?
That's Danny walking around every Thanksgiving to every guest with a bucket. Apparently any
four day weekend causes an increase as well, about a twenty five percent increase
for just a four day weekend. In general, people go hard, so
come Monday you might be hard pressed to get your plumber to come over because
he's going to be all booked up. Yeah, just exhausted. I'm tired.
We have Carrie, we have our official freak plumber. We should check
in with Carry on Monday and see what I can't do with Bubba was on
his diary. So tired they give me hazard pay though, Yeah, I
imagine they get that. That's all the news I care to report. Thank
you kindly, Steve Woo, well done. I would say, fantastic fu
spot those scuttle butt, and thank you again to Parker University. All right,
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