This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. Whoa how this
was the first song of the album, candidate right because you said you wanted
to open Yeah, I think this was yeah we started. It was definitely
the placeholder for opening track. Can you start it over? Because this is
how you Elvis? Yeah, beautiful as brand spanking new Basswords of Soul just
released while you were sleeping midnight nine hours ago. Download that bad boy.
I'll be there tonight, Cash Siroy radio Star will be at Alamo Draft House
Seaters tonight. Let's not use that as a bullet point for selling the events
held me when you gave me your bio when you walked in. It's on
your placard for your reserved seat, the only reserved seat in the entire house,
Just a big cardboard cutout of him. He insisted on paying extra to
get his own seat, and he bought the two seats next to him,
so I don't have to deal with any riff raff or his two golden doodles.
No, no riff raff. Uh. If you don't have tickets to
tonight's Bastards of Soul sort of album release party, but more documentary. First
look, Yeah, first look at a documentary that's on the band that a
buddy of ours, really good friend of Chadwick, our departed singer, that
he has a documentary film that he's putting together, and we're gonna get to
see some first exclusive footage from the film. I've been warned. I'm springing
clean action both of my pockets. It's not a bad idea, dude.
I'm a soft bitch. Yeah, you're a nasty bitch. He's a soft
bitch. Yeah. I cry, I cry commercials, Yeah, I cry
at everything. Yeah, he sees someone crying, he starts crying. Then
he starts barfing, and then they throw up at him, They throw up
on him. Then everyone starts barfing and crying. What a mess. Who's
going to clean this up? And then you just get the hell out of
there, and thankfully we have a hot Mop coming up in about thirty minutes.
Yeah, right, Yes, I cannot wait for the Hot Mop song
because I've got something I need to share with you about it. But does
it come up right? Does it start out after commercial? Does it play
immediately? Can? If you want? I don't dare no, No,
I'd rather say something before it plays. Stay tuned half an hour from now.
Cash will say something before the hot mop open plays. That's if you
want to hear your voice in that segment, you can download the iHeartRadio app
ninety seven on the freak little microphone bottom right hand corner, thirty seconds.
Whatever you want, whatever's on your mind. JJ's gonna whittle him down to
a handful. We'll play him. We'll hear direct feedback from y'all. We're
gonna hear for you right now. Because Cash is the owner of the Collectible
Network and the Well Creative and he has Mavericks tickets and he said, you
know what, I have a live stream this Sunday. So if you want
to want to watch some incredibly expensive cards get broken open by my brother Cash
and the speakeasy's own Jeff Cavanaugh, you can do it on Twitch or on
YouTube. You can do it this Sunday. Believe it's a seven o'clock break.
Yep, Calvs is a collector. He's actually gonna bring some of his
personal cards up and yeah, so there's gonna be some eBay auctions. If
you want to win and get in and be a part of it, just
follow us at Collectible Net on Twitter x Twitter right, because he'll be doing
a live stream. He won't be using his Dallas Maverick tickets. And he
said, you know what, it's give him us some good goods. So
we have the phone lines open. I know, we have a handful of
people on hold all already, and uh, we're gonna give away a pair
of tickets club level seats, really good seats to this Sunday's game against the
Sacramento Kings. It ain't gonna be easy. I know, I said,
I'm a soft bitch. We're nice. We usually just kind of give the
tickets to whoever. You are a nice, soft bitch. Jesus, you're
gonna have to earn these tickets today, and you're gonna have to do it
by proving that you've been listening to this show today. Caller number one,
you're live on the air. Hello, Hello, Brett, Yeah, man,
what's up? Yeah, it's you. What's your name? My name
is Jake, Jake. What do you believe? I believe I'm gonna win
the tickets today? I believe you have a chance. We believe you do
have a chance. You've been listening to the show this morning. Uh oh
yeah, on and off I have a question. I have a question for
you. It's not easy. We had three people join us in these seven
o'clock segment Sports at seven. They were from London, England. They were
on a Formula one podcast that I enjoy. Three of them. They're on
for a full segment. Jake, do you know the name of either of
the three men that joined us at seven o'clock today? Is Harry one of
them? Okay? That was that was hard? Well, everyone else can
hang up because he absolutely nailed it. It was Sam Ben and Harry from
the late breaking Formula one podcast. Good, pretty good? Yeah, it
was really good. The funny part is I only listened to like a minute
of that, so I did pretty good. You did really good. I
was like, what if no one gets them, there's a good chance now
you know it's hard. Yeah. Then I was also like, there are
names that you just take a shot at a name? Yeah you know?
Well you got it right, uh, Jake? Congratulations. You just want
a pair of tickets to this Sunday's MAVs game? Jake, I'm hooking you
up with two tickets. Do you like MAVs? I do? Do you
like games? I love the man? I'm a game player. I've been
told, uh huh, what's the last MAVs game you went to? I've
never been to one. I love when that happened me to. That is
fantastic, dude. I'm gonna give you two kick a tickets to go see
the MAVs play Sunday. Also, I want to know have you ever been
the holder on a field goal? I have not? Okay, all right,
I'll still give you the tickets. Don't worry about all that. You
already passed the test. Shake all right, We're gonna put you on hold.
JJ's going. I think all we need is an email address and cash
will need full name, full name and email address, and I will personally
uh send you the tickets. Man. Congratulations, people really do here win
on the freak win freak Yep, nailed it. What are you gonna do
today, Jake? Okay? Cool? What are you doing this afternoon?
IM not sure. I'm getting my daughter, so maybe I think we're having
a bubble party. Well, really sounds fun. Told your daughter she's four,
that's cute. Wow. Does she love bubbles? She loves bubbles and
parties, So bubble parties are right up her out? Is this like in
the bathtub or backyard or how do what's the how does the bubble party work?
Well, typically it's inside, So I'm gonna try to not do it
inside and try to get outside and do it because we blow some big bubbles.
Do you have like that times square thing with a string, you know
where you open it up and you have the huge bubble. We do and
we get like a little box fans and we like jumped it up and blow
like ginormous bubble. Dude. We'd like to offer you, courtesy of Cash
Throw and the Collectible Network, a lifetime supply of bubble soap. Oh that
is amazing, thank you. I don't have that a lifetime supply. How
ol do you, Jake? How do you? Oh? Yes, he's
young. I cannot afford. He's gonna live at least six more years.
Jake. That's fifty years worth of bubble soap that we can that. We
were like to congratulate you for winning today on ninety seven on the Freak.
It's just the two tickets. It's just the two tickets. That's okay.
I'll accept the tickets this time, but next time bubbles which if we did
give you the option, which of those two. Would you pick two fleeting
MAVs tickets to one game on Sunday? Take the tickets. I don't know.
How about we just say soap? How about soap for life? But
why are you giving? That's amazing that that'll cost you twenty grand? Probably
the whole thing was fi tickets. It was just tickets, like buying that
much soap, like body washers, So you're soap at every sink in your
like all of the soap soap oh wow, soap for life, including the
pooh oh, no not shamp just soap for life. Or these two MAVs
tickets. Okay, hey Danny, how much? Let him? Let him,
let him choose his prize. Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Well I have soap right now, and I've never had MAVs tickets, so
I think I'm still gonna go with the ticket. That's still a terrible choice.
And they're really good seats too. He could buy really nice seats with
all of the soap savings. Maybe maybe I could find some people that I
can become the soap seller. Dude, we can really stiff cash on this.
What the hell soap under the Christmas tree to your friends? Soap for
birthday back market soap. Yeah, how much start jakesoap dot com? How
much for you to Danny for you to show up at the soap party at
the bubble party today? I don't know when the party. I would like
to also tell you Danny Baalis would like to come to your your bubble party
this afternoon and bring my two and a half. Ye he'd love it,
all right, Jake, Well we'll give you the mask tickets. Dude.
All right? Yeah, good job Jake. Sorry about everybody else that didn't
get a chance to swing at the pinata. Hey, Jake's kick enough to
kick him all of the curb. Dude, he guessed, Harry, he
guess the guy that wasn't even with us last time. Impressive. No,
that is really impressive. He was listening. He caught some of it.
That's cool. People really do listen. Did you guys want to talk mascots?
I don't know. We don't have to. I mean, yeah,
I guess we should. Yeah. Are you saving that for later or no?
Saving? I like this? Actually, so you brought up Sir Perr
the Carolina Panthers mascot our piping Hot Ghost Pepper Pavilions week let's have Danny repeat
his produ what. I lost the document that they were on, but I'm
sure we'll hear him again on Monday with the beat. Jesus, So I've
got When I was doing homework for my prediction and I wanted the name of
the Carolina Panthers mascot, which is Sir Perr. I ran as I went
down a wormhole the NFL's highest paid mascots. And do you know that there
are one, two, three, four, five teams that do not have
a mascot? I believe it? Which ones you think they have? They
have a little the little minx like the little elf bright? Yeah, yeah,
they have a little elf guy at least is on their helmets in the
old school things. I don't know if that's officially a mascot, yeah,
or do they have a dog? Two? Maybe? I don't know.
I've got I've also got fourteen salaries, so I know the highest paid and
the lowest paid mascots in the NFL. But first off is, yeah,
can you guess which teams do have a mascot? I mean, I have
no Packers, Green Bay Packers is one of them. New York Giants.
New York Giants is one of them. Mikey's killing this game. He's going
to old school teams. Yeah, that makes sense. Let's go Jets,
New York Jets is one of them. You're only two left in the game.
In the games, we should quit because you guys are well, I
mean you might feeling at them. But are they fall into the old category
that we're Yes, they do, okay, Detroit, No, no,
I think they. Of course, you'd have a lion can't dressed up.
Let's side talk. Chiefs probably have somebody, don't they. Of course?
Well, you know what, maybe not anymore. Well, I don't know
if that's what he means. Just who's another real ancient Eagles have definitely have
the Bears. They have a bear. I kind of like that. We're
gonna go with bears. We'll take the Bears. Stanley the Bear is tied
for the fifth highest paid mascot. I don't even give us an amount.
I want to guess how much these cats are getting paid. Huh, I
mean old school the Saints obviously, I have to have the mouse. Oh
no, I think I've seen some idiot for the horse outfit. Yeah,
okay, do the Patriots have a guy and yes, yeah. They Yes,
they have some guy with like their the logo on this You mean pat
patriot, Yeah, pat patriot and patriot patriot pat was the guy in the
helmet back in the day, the guy in the three point stance, right,
yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Yeah it was dressed. There's some colonial gear. Yeah. Do you
want to give up? We'll give up. We like to give up the
Las Vegas Raiders old team and Washington Commanders. No, no mascots for them,
No mascots for them. Damn the Uh there's fourteen mascots. Uh,
and they're all very close uh to the same, to the same salary,
but h and they're chunk. There's two of them that are the most highly
paid, down to the final five, which are all paid the least amount,
including Sir Perr of the Carolina Pans. You even know what window this
salary, you know, range would be in? No, because is it
is it a part time game? Yes? Or are you obligated to dress
up like a fool year round go to everything that the players won't go to
when they send out the two level cheerleaders. And I don't think that that
is what this is, because yes, you get an appearance fee for if
you want champ or whatever to come to your organization or whatever, then there's
appearance fee. So I think this is just four games. It's an hourly
rate. Uh, and they just totaled it up on what they would make.
Okay, Okay, I wonder if this includes includes benefits in a four
to oh one K. I don't think so. So this is an hourly
rate added up. But we're still guessing an annual salary. Yeah, I
mean I would, I'd I think like twenty five thousand, exactly where I
was starting to twenty five grand. The bottom five mascots all make the same
amount forty bucks an hour, fifty k, fifty k, fifty k.
The bottoms make fifty are the toply Moly, Freddie Falcon, Blitz, Blue
Blitz, Victor, and Sir Per Okay, Blue is Colts yep, Who's
blitz? Blitz is? Uh? Is the Chargers? No, I know
Blitz? Who's Blitz? He didn't know? Seattle Seahawks? Okay, Freddy
Falcon is obvious Surper. We know that Victor v ik Vikings. There you
go, Victor the Viking. Okay. The next group and those cats are
making fifty grand a year just for game days, for putting on a damn
suit. The next it are all tied for basically second place, sixty grand,
sixty grand. They are sour Dough. Sour Dough, Sam is forty
nine Ers definitely Toro, Toro Isxans Texans. Yeah, Stanley de Bear Swoop
Swoop know you already said Vikings Swoop Swoop is swoop a buccaneer. No,
Swoop, I wouldn't even know. Swoop. Philadelphia Eagles, Oh, swoops
in yep Ah, that's pretty good. Miles Uh Denver, Yeah, good
job, Poe Poe Ravens yep. I love it and my favorite of them
all and very easy to guess. Steely mcbeam the Steelers, Steely mcbeam.
That's a steel beam. Is he just a steel beam? No? I
think he's like a worker. Yeah, I don't a hard hat and stuff.
That's what the mc beam is for. And who knew? And tied
at sixty five thousand dollars fifty bucks an hour the top two mascots in the
NFL. Okay, so oh well he left out Rowdy Rowdy Rowdy tied for
the top spot. Are you kidding? Rowdy is the highest paid mascot in
the NFL rowdy tied with TD. You actually mentioned him already, Pat Patriot,
Okay, he gets the most. Yeah, TD's not in there.
That's the Dolphins. No, the Dolphins mask sixty five K. The highest
paid mascot in the history of mascots. Okay, not just football, No,
not just football, I got I mean San Diego. It's got to
be either the Chicken or the fanatic or what about the Phoenix Sun's Gorilla.
That's a very good one, but all I don't know in fanatic yeah,
for sure, career earnings. I mean, I don't know. I will
tell you it is NBA Okay, okay, it's got it. Ain't MAVs
man JJ is your champion. Oh it ain't Gorilla. Okay, I thought
you said it on Akay NBA, she's good. I don't know radio.
I thought you just said it's everything, not the gorilla who's doing tricks in
the NBA. That's not the gorilla. Doesn't even name it. Know this
because he's very popular and does great bits one of the games, because he's
all over social. Is it the Memphis Grizzlies Dude? Oh, I like
him. He's doing. Yeah, he's and he liked a sasquatch. Yeah,
is there a sasquatch? I think there is a sasquatch Portland. Does
Portland have a sasquatch? They should squatch? Yeah, squatch? It ain't
squatch. Well, don't know if there is a squad. Just a guy
that does like dunks and stuff and trampoline stuff. I think he does everything.
Yeah, but he does way more insane stuff than that. Does he
have a particularly like cool look outfit? He's got an incredibly cool banker out
Oh my god, is it mister Marlin? No, don't tell us,
let us tall basketball? Yeah? I know who would it be? He's
in the audience a lot. Well there. Yeah. NFL mascots aren't making
more than the numbers shown above. There are some professional mascots who make six
figures or more in a season. This person making an insane amount and considered
to be the highest mascot in all of sports, has been around for a
while and was included in the Mascot Hall of Fame back in two thousand and
six. What are we beefing this? Denver Nuggets? Don't they have someone
who's they're always putting them on bunge cores and stuff. How much is you
making? Six and twenty five thousand dollars? My god, Jesus, what
the how am I not knowing this? That's more than it is here.
He's been around a long time? Is Rocky the Denver Nuggets mascot? Rocky?
Does he do? He? Ziplines in and Michael? Yeah, a
lot of crazy physical stuff. I think you and I have a different idea
of who Shawn Michaels is. I have two ideas, okay, Unfortunately one
is the heartbreak kid. One breaks other things. I'm so glad. I
don't know what you guys are talking about. Yeah, you do, idiot,
I feel like I do. You're my idiot. So I want what
I get? MAVs tickets? What do I get? No? What do
we want? You get to go to the bubble party? Okay? Can
go to Jake's bubble party? Yeah, with unlimited soap for life. Yeah,
you get unlimited. Get unlimited soap at my house? Okay, and
might want to come over and shower, and let's let me pull back the
curtain a little bit. The Jake Bubble Party will be him trying to entertain
his four year old daughter, with bubbles, and she'll be enthralled for about
three and a half minutes and then want to do something else. He'll have
a clean up situation. Yeah, it'd be so everywhere, and then she's
gonna want to go to Chick fil A and play on the slide and crap
and eat chicken. How do you have bubble party inside? Dude? I
had to babysit Julie's kids one time. I was partially a radio bit,
but I wanted to do it. How many years ago? Uh? Since
we started? Yeah? Since? Okay, yay, it was here,
No what, I don't even know, Yes, it was, I remember,
okay, and uh. She went with a friend for two hours and
had wine, and I went and took care of the kids. It was
kind of freaking out. I've never done this and never even alone with I
don't know anything. And they were hyped when I got there. But I
brought a bunch of crap, I bought toys, I knew what they liked,
and I brought a bubble gun. Uh huh and this is a I
mean, I'm spraying bubbles and I didn't know. So we were in the
kitchen. We had a bubble party and it gets all over the linoleum,
and one of the kids just stacked hard and I'm like, you're okay,
pop up, pop up, because I'm like, great, I'm gonna get
a freaking forehead bump, a knot on my watch, a not on the
forehead, and I think there was a quick cry and then they were okay,
and then I had to shush them out of the linoleum. Kitchen had
to like dry everything, and it was I spent more time cleaning the kitchen
than I did playing with the kids, who then got tired and I think
started to going to sleep. But yeah, so anyway, Bubba party inside
is poor certainly, and not no better on carpet. So were they both
to sleep when Jewels got home or we were on the couch together watching something.
The kid told me twelve times, I'm like, what do you want
to watch? And he just kept saying this word and I was like,
I don't know what you're saying. We could never get it. It was
like it animated something that you never just kept saying this noise, but I
could not decipher what words it was. And I'm trying to just phonetically search
for this this strange noise and he's trying to say it slow and we just
never got there. So did you didn't ask her when she got home?
Frustrating for the kid? I think I did. Yeah, it was yeah,
uh huh So I think I just put on Sopranos one like I'm on
an episode of three of this season two. If you wanted to check this
out, you watched Sopranos. Don't worry about the hooker getting curved. Yeah,
this is the bottom being. They own it, but it's for money
launder and yeah, let those girls work there. Yeah, those are all
mommies on those scales. Were all the mommies all right nine at the time.
This is ninety seven with the Freak. That is the down beat o
KT brother Cash is here and uh, I don't know, you can chill
with us. We got the Hot Mop coming up next where we play your
talkbacks and we screw around a little more on a lovely little Friday here in
DFW, Texas. That is next ninety seven to one, The Freak