WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:06.639 Hello, everyboday. How are you? I'm back with another ninety die UK 2 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:13.640 fionce UK in the UK Recap. Yes, the UK franchise is back, 3 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:19.199 and I am so so exaued. Okay, I'm not going to do the 4 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:23.800 recap in a British accent because my British accent is in fact, so freaking 5 00:00:23.839 --> 00:00:28.960 terrible. I just can't do it no matter how much I try. Okay, 6 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:33.439 So can you imagine, like if it was one person like Sophie and 7 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:38.200 Rob out of the entire cast, and I'm only doing my really awful British 8 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:44.240 accent action accent for Sophie, that's different. But the entire cast has an 9 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:49.119 accent, So I'm not gonna be doing a horrible accent for the entirety of 10 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:53.000 the recap. But I am so excited for the season of UK. UK 11 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:58.560 is just supreme. All right. Let's begin with Charlotte. She's thirty four 12 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:03.960 years old and she's a hair I feel like she's going through what I'm going 13 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:07.799 through right now, where everybody around you is starting to settle down, and 14 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:11.280 you feel like the odd one out because you're the only one not dating or 15 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:15.040 with a significant other or not planning to have kids, although Charlotte's different because 16 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:19.400 she wants those things. She wants to find her husband, and she wants 17 00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:25.359 to have kids, So that's got to be more tough. I'm in the 18 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:29.079 position where I'm like, I don't want those things, but everybody is doing 19 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:32.319 it, and I feel like there's something wrong with me, and I feel 20 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:38.480 left out because everyone is collectively doing something like they're sharing an experience, a 21 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:42.920 life experience that I'm not, And even though I don't want it, it's 22 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:47.000 almost like I want it just so that I can do what everyone else is 23 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:52.400 doing. Does that make sense? Yeah? So anyway, she met Johan 24 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:57.760 in dr and when she said Johan, did she say Johan or did she 25 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:01.400 say Johan? Because I feel like when we met him on the show, 26 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:07.080 he said Johan. All Han my toy boy. So I met my Jihan 27 00:02:07.759 --> 00:02:14.120 when I was on holiday with my mom and my stepdad. My name's Joan. 28 00:02:14.319 --> 00:02:15.680 Want to get her probably, so I'm going to refer to him as 29 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:21.479 Johan. She met Johan in the Dominican Republic when she was on vacation with 30 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:25.080 her parents. He was working at a hotel that they were staying at, 31 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:30.159 and they spent two nights together. How awkward is that to be like, 32 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:32.479 hey, mom, dad, I'll see you in two days because I'm going 33 00:02:32.560 --> 00:02:37.960 to spend the next two nights with that Hattie mctaddy over there, you know, 34 00:02:38.080 --> 00:02:43.400 the employee at the result that I don't really know but I just met. 35 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:47.479 So after the vacation ended, she went back home and they talked every 36 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:52.560 single night for four months, and then she went back to see him again 37 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:57.080 and they got engaged. I found it so cute that because he's learning English 38 00:02:57.159 --> 00:03:00.280 from an English person, his English is with an English accent, you know, 39 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:04.520 instead of like Hi, he's not learning Hi, how are you? 40 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:07.960 He's learning Hi, how are you? You know? Isn't that so funny? 41 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:09.960 Isn't that so weird? So Charlotte goes to meet her friends at a 42 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:14.159 restaurant and they're all like, oh my god, I can't believe you're getting 43 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:17.039 married. And she's like, yeah, here's a picture of him. And 44 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:23.479 they're all like, whoa how old is he because he looks kind of young. 45 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:28.520 And she's like, oh, he's twenty one, and they're like he's 46 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:31.919 twenty one. Oh my god, he's a child. Oh wow, Okay, 47 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:38.280 good for you, Charlotte. How old is say, ah, he's 48 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:45.960 twenty one, twenty one, Oh my god, I'm a cougar. Wow. 49 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:51.120 People wouldn't boun Eilid if I was forty three, and maybe he was 50 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:55.039 in his thirties, but because he's still in his twenties, it does sound 51 00:03:55.159 --> 00:04:00.800 a lot worse. Uh yeah, because he's twenty one, brain hasn't even 52 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.520 fully matured or developed yet. So her friends are asking her a bunch of 53 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:08.800 questions and we learn that she doesn't like what he does for work, because 54 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:13.240 he's part of the entertainment crew of the resort or the hotel, and so 55 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:17.439 basically his job is to flirt with women and to make everybody feel very comfortable, 56 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:21.439 because the flirtier he is, the more tips he gets, and he 57 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:26.680 lives off those tips. So it makes Charlotte feel really insecure and worried that 58 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:30.319 he's just going to find another girl that he likes better. Now it's finally 59 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:33.720 time to meet Johann and oh my god, I was shocked that, like 60 00:04:33.959 --> 00:04:39.160 we've only seen his photos right in person, like when he's in live action, 61 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:46.959 he looks even younger. Where you're from, Florida, Oh into really 62 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:58.439 Kadans cares by the poor page. He literally looks like a high school kid. 63 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:01.920 We see him doing his job and he basically interacts with all the guests. 64 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:04.519 Like I said, he makes sure that they're having a good time, 65 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:08.800 and it kind of seems like he does a little bit of everything. He's 66 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:12.879 not in one spot of the hotel. He just kind of goes around everywhere 67 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:18.199 personally. From what we've seen on this episode, nothing about his job seemed 68 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:23.160 alarming to me, like I wouldn't be that paranoid. I don't really understand 69 00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:28.279 why Charlotte is so worried. You know, he's not giving women lap dances, 70 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:31.399 He's not stripping or anything like that. And with the money he makes, 71 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:35.079 he supports his entire family, like his mom and his siblings, and 72 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:42.160 recently his mom had surgery and Charlotte helped out with their medication costs and the 73 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:46.399 mom is very grateful. It's not a mortality, how my family, because 74 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:51.319 all my life, you know, my family home me and now it's my 75 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:57.879 time for helping. So he's talking with his buddy and he tells him his 76 00:05:57.959 --> 00:06:00.000 plan. As soon as he gets to England, He's gonna get a job 77 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:04.399 as a Spanish tutor or a teacher and he wants to charge twenty to thirty 78 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:09.800 dollars an hour, and that money is going to be super beneficial to his 79 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:15.600 family. Now, Charlotte's parents aren't too happy that their daughter is marrying Yohan. 80 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:17.720 They don't like how she sends him money. And then she tells her 81 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:21.360 mom, the last time I sent him money was when they went through a 82 00:06:21.519 --> 00:06:27.600 hurricane and they needed a new roof. So she sent him money so that 83 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:30.959 they can have a new roof. And the mom goes, well, I 84 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:34.199 don't agree with that. Okay, you're not his sugar mommy, but like, 85 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:39.000 wait a damn second, I don't know if you're marrying this person. 86 00:06:39.120 --> 00:06:43.360 Okay, let's just assume. Okay, let's get into the mind of Charlotte. 87 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:47.199 Okay, we are Charlotte. We are marrying the love of our life. 88 00:06:47.560 --> 00:06:54.160 Yohan, and your fiance's family just went through a hurricane, a devastating 89 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:58.879 hurricane that blew off their roof. It's not like they live in luxury. 90 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:01.000 They don't live in a nice house. They just need a roof over their 91 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:05.800 heads, like literally, the most basic thing that someone can ask for. 92 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:12.800 They're not asking for a Tesla or a BMW or like a I don't know, 93 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:17.680 like this Italian marble for their kitchen, they're asking for a roof. 94 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:21.319 I mean, they don't have a roof over their heads. So obviously, 95 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:25.959 if I'm Charlotte, I'm gonna send my fiance if I can afford to, 96 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:29.040 you know, if I have the money, I'm gonna send them money so 97 00:07:29.160 --> 00:07:32.040 they can get a new roof. So I understand why Charlotte sent them money. 98 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:34.480 But the mom is, oh my god, she's brutal. But of 99 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:39.959 course the mom is thinking she's with a scammer, like he's just taking her 100 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:44.240 money. But then I wonder, like it was a real hurricane, their 101 00:07:44.319 --> 00:07:47.279 roof really got blown off, Like can you really get mad that she helped 102 00:07:47.439 --> 00:07:51.199 a guy's family like replace her roof. I don't know. I don't know. 103 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:56.319 It's not like it was expensive, right, I'm just making assumptions right 104 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:58.360 here. I don't know. I just feel like it's reasonable, like you 105 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:01.360 were helping someone out in the end, and even if he ended up scamming 106 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:05.959 me for other things, like as long as the roof in the hurricane was 107 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:09.120 real, then I wouldn't feel too bad about it, Like I helped a 108 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:11.680 family out, you know, I don't know, maybe I'm being delusional. 109 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:15.319 I try to google how much a roof would cost in the Dominican Republic, 110 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:18.879 but I couldn't really figure that out. But you can rent a one bedroom 111 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:24.000 apartment there for around three hundred dollars a month. So I feel like the 112 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:28.000 mom is kind of savage because when Charlotte tells her the people in the Dominican 113 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:31.320 Republic don't have what they have, she basically says, well, it's not 114 00:08:31.399 --> 00:08:35.639 our problem. They have to figure it out themselves. Like my god, 115 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:39.600 do you not care about how other people live in the world. Like I 116 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:43.440 know this is a different situation because it involves her daughter and she doesn't want 117 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:48.200 her daughter to get scammed, But I don't know. I just wouldn't respond 118 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:50.559 that way. Oh God, I don't even want to get into it. 119 00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:52.960 But last night, well I guess I'm about to get into it. But 120 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:58.639 last night I learned for the first time what was happening in Congo, and 121 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:03.960 it's just so freaking devastating. It got me down in a spiral. Last 122 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:07.639 night. I just didn't understand why the world was so unfair and why, 123 00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:16.399 like literally, it feels like America just steps over everybody and lets everybody die 124 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:20.679 for our capital game. Anyway, I don't want to get into it because 125 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:24.799 this is about nine de fiance UK stupid stuff. But I just that's not 126 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:26.120 the response I would have. I wouldn't be like, well, they would 127 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:28.679 have to deal with it anyway if it weren't for you, Like I would 128 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:31.600 just be like, Okay, well that was really nice of you. Her 129 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:35.480 mom tries to remind Charlotte, you know, he might take your car, 130 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:37.840 he might take your house, he might take everything that you worked really hard 131 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:41.120 for. And Charlotte says, well, I have all these things but no 132 00:09:41.159 --> 00:09:46.399 one to share it with. And Johann makes me happy, So I want 133 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:48.919 to share my things with the man I love and who makes me happy. 134 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:56.360 And I thought that response was so freaking sweet, so heartfelt, like it 135 00:09:56.399 --> 00:09:58.639 really made me emotional. Hold on my dog's scratching on the door I have 136 00:09:58.679 --> 00:10:05.279 to open for her, Okay, it almost made me emotional. You know, 137 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:09.679 as delusional as Charlotte may be, like just putting myself in her situation, 138 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:15.759 she really believes in her love and her future with Johan, and it 139 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:18.720 was just so sweet that she said, like, I really want to share 140 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:22.159 the things that I have with him, because he makes me happy, like 141 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.879 I don't know something about that was so sweet. Also, Charlotte really really 142 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:30.320 wants to have a family, and her bioclock is ticking TikTok, TikTok, 143 00:10:30.399 --> 00:10:33.320 so she wants kids with him as soon as possible. Listen, I understand 144 00:10:33.320 --> 00:10:37.200 the mom is concerned, and I understand she has her daughter's best interest, 145 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:41.480 but the way she's talking is just pissing me off a little. She's not 146 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:46.080 the best communicator. If you want to grab your daughter's attention and have her 147 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:48.440 listen to you, you don't want to be negative and you don't want to 148 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:50.639 rain on her parade. You have to be strategic. You know. That's 149 00:10:50.639 --> 00:10:54.399 why they say, uh, reverse psychology is a thing, all right. 150 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:58.840 Now we have Jamie, who's thirty three years old. He's an operations officer 151 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:03.200 for London's transport system, and at first glance I was like, oh my 152 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:07.799 god, he seems so sweet and so nice. No, I mean, 153 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:09.679 he might be sweet, he might be nice, but he's a looser, 154 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:16.879 loser with a big l okay. He lives with his parents who basically hand 155 00:11:16.960 --> 00:11:22.039 feed him every single meal. Oh my god. He would be a complete 156 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:26.120 nightmare to date because you would basically like he and his mother are BFFs. 157 00:11:26.240 --> 00:11:31.120 They are besties for the resties. They do everything together, and she does 158 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:37.360 everything for him everything, Okay. She might as well wipe his ass for 159 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:41.240 him. And the reason why I say he would be an absolute fucking nightmare 160 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:46.120 to date is because you would basically be in competition with his mother because she 161 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:50.240 does everything for him. You would have to do that and more, okay, 162 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.720 because you would have to do the sexy stuff. That's the only way 163 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:58.679 you would win, okay, to be as good as his mother in terms 164 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:01.679 of feeding him, cleaning up after him, doing pretty much everything for him, 165 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:07.919 plus the sex stuff. He doesn't know how to do shit, okay. 166 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:11.440 If you date him, you would have to teach him everything. If 167 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:13.840 you don't want to do it yourself, then you would have to teach him. 168 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.200 You would have to train him. Like just stay single, okay, 169 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:22.759 don't date mama's boys, all right. If it comes down to Jamie or 170 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:26.960 any other mama's boy or being single, just be single. Holy shit, 171 00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:31.399 you have to be a miserable person by yourself for you to choose to be 172 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:35.759 with a guy like him than to be by yourself. And trust me, 173 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:37.960 I do know women who would rather be with a guy like him than to 174 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.360 be alone, and that makes me truly, truly sad for them. When 175 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:46.519 it comes to Jamie and his mother, their relationship is adorable, okay, 176 00:12:46.799 --> 00:12:48.600 like I said, they're besties for the resties. They hang out all the 177 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:54.240 time, they laugh all the time, and it's cute. But again a 178 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:56.240 nightmare to date, because like I said, if you date him, you're 179 00:12:56.279 --> 00:13:01.320 gonna be always competing with his mother, who does everything for him. So 180 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:07.440 the only way you are going to win over his mother is if you do 181 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:11.759 everything, literally everything for him, plus the sex stuff. Now, he 182 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:16.519 can't find any women who will date him in the UK. Gee, I 183 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:22.039 fucking wonder why. I wonder why. And because no one will date him, 184 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:26.519 he started looking abroad. He dated a girl from Thailand that didn't work 185 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:30.759 out because she ended up using him for his money. Then he dated a 186 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:33.960 girl from Vietnam who also ended up using him for his money. And now 187 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:39.080 he's dating a girl from the Philippines named Kathleen. I mean, he's just 188 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:43.480 going all over Southeast Asia. Now. Kathleen is completely different from his ex 189 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:48.840 girlfriends because she truly loves him for him clip there is some competition between mom 190 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:54.320 and Kathleen. Yep, there it is. I didn't I just say that, 191 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:58.720 didn't I just say that? Literally? Clip, she's a bit jealous. 192 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:05.080 That's weird. I don't understand why mother's not all mothers. Some mother's 193 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:09.600 like toxic boy moms. There are so many toxic boy moms popping up on 194 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:13.600 my social media page lately. Why are they like that? And why do 195 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:18.360 they compete with their son's girlfriends. It's so freaking weird. Clip. When 196 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:20.279 a girl comes in, she has to take a back seat. Honestly, 197 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.879 if I had no choice but to date him, I would be like, 198 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:26.559 yeah, yeah, I'll take a back seat. Let your mother come. 199 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:28.600 She can clean, she can cook, and wipe your ass. I don't 200 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:33.440 mind. Ultimately, the mom is jealous that the girlfriend is taking time away 201 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:39.039 from her. He's now busy spending most of his time with the girlfriend instead 202 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:41.960 of the mom, and she misses the time when she had him all to 203 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:46.159 herself. Clip, I have two women fighting over me. I like it. 204 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:52.159 Oh what the fuck? Oh god, oh god, Just stay single, 205 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:56.120 ladies, just stay single, stay away from him. Mom tells Jamie 206 00:14:56.159 --> 00:15:01.279 to be very careful because if a woman truly loves him. She won't ask 207 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:07.240 him for things. Okay. One day, his mom was cleaning his room 208 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:09.720 and found a Western Union receipt on his bed, and she was like, 209 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:13.840 oh my god, Jamie, are you sending her money? And he was 210 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:16.679 like, yeah, I just send her like, you know, one hundred 211 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:22.080 to two hundred dollars a month. No, she's using you. I forbid 212 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:26.639 you to send her any more money from now on, and so he stopped. 213 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:28.639 After that incident, he was like, okay, mommy, I will 214 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:33.279 obey you, mommy. Initially, when his mom told him to stop sending 215 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:37.120 her money, he told her her family is struggling right now. They don't 216 00:15:37.159 --> 00:15:39.559 have enough money. And the mom was like, well, she can earn 217 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:43.360 it on her own. It's not your responsibility, which I do agree with. 218 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:48.200 Like they're not married. This is essentially a girl that he doesn't even 219 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:50.200 know or he hasn't has he met her in real life? I don't think 220 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:54.320 so, right, or maybe he has ones I don't remember, but I 221 00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:58.720 get where she's coming from. So one day he meets up with his friend 222 00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:02.120 for coffee. His name is and I don't know what. Richard has shoved 223 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:06.840 up and stuck up his buttthole, but he is cranky and he doesn't like 224 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:10.360 Kathleen. He is pretty sure that Kathleen is using him and he doesn't want 225 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:15.000 his best friend to get used. And at one point before ever since, 226 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:18.759 everybody was talking so much shit about Kathleen to Jamie, Jamie ended up listening 227 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:22.240 to everybody and broke up with her. But then he missed her so much 228 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:26.159 and then got back together with her. So at the coffee shop, he 229 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:32.519 tells Richard, I got back together with Kathleen. And the look on Richard's 230 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:36.720 face if looks good kill Jamie would have been dead. When he heard that 231 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:41.759 they got back together. He was like, oh why, oh, I 232 00:16:41.879 --> 00:16:47.759 just love her so much, Richard, you don't understand. Okay, whatever, 233 00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:52.399 remember what happened with your last two girlfriends. But she's different, Richard. 234 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:57.519 You'll see when you meet her. Well, I hope I don't damn 235 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:03.840 me so fit. Jamie tells him that he wants to propose to Kathleen, 236 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:10.119 and Richard gives him the biggest staying face and says, I will give you 237 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:15.319 the biggest slup if you ever do that. I mean, isn't that a 238 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:19.519 little extreme? Like God, why is Richard so mad, like do you 239 00:17:19.759 --> 00:17:22.279 like him? Is this what this is all about? Like? Do you 240 00:17:22.400 --> 00:17:27.039 like him? Do you want him? He's so pissed off and he's just 241 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:32.039 not entertained at all. Lastie, for this episode, we have John. 242 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:34.720 He's twenty nine years old and he's a chef. One year he went to 243 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:38.440 Thailand to teach English and he fell in love with their culture and food, 244 00:17:38.920 --> 00:17:42.640 and then he met the love of his life, Sprate. And first of 245 00:17:42.680 --> 00:17:45.640 all, I mean, I love that name because Spray is my favorite drink 246 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:49.400 in the entire effing world. I love Spray. I love it so much. 247 00:17:49.559 --> 00:17:56.799 Okay, So John gets very emotional talking about Spray. Sorry, cant 248 00:17:56.799 --> 00:18:03.680 a card? Imagine my life with h very sweet. So they get on 249 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:07.759 a FaceTime call. Apparently Spray came back from the gym, and John goes, 250 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:10.519 oh, I went to the gym too. Do you see my big 251 00:18:10.599 --> 00:18:15.480 muscles? And then Sprite says, you have a big stomach too. What 252 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:18.519 the fuck? What the bitch did I ask you about my stomach? I 253 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:21.359 asked you about my fucking muscles on my arms. Look, I have big 254 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:30.279 muscles, big stombay too. Oh Lord, here we go again, Here 255 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:33.240 we go again. If you didn't know. Fat shaming in Asia is very 256 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:37.359 very very very very normal. Okay. It is as normal assaying Hi, 257 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:42.039 how Hi? I can't even speak because I have PTSD. It's as normal 258 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:45.640 as saying Hi, how are you? It literally is. And it's not 259 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:51.680 just fat shaming that's normal. It's making any comment about your physical appearance that 260 00:18:51.799 --> 00:18:52.759 is normal. So it's kind of like, Hi, how are you. 261 00:18:52.839 --> 00:18:56.599 Oh my god, you look so tired. Hi, how are you? 262 00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:59.119 Oh my god, you got so fat? Hi? How are you? 263 00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:02.599 Oh my god, who got so old? Hi? How are you? 264 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:04.440 Oh my god, you look like a bat hit you in the face. 265 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:11.079 You know. I was supposed to put that bitch in daycare today. Both 266 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:14.880 my dogs were supposed to go to daycare today, but she did not want 267 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:17.279 to go. Whenever I say do you want to go to daycare? They 268 00:19:17.279 --> 00:19:19.440 get so excited. So I was like, today they're gonna go, And 269 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:22.240 I was like, do you guys want to go to daycare? They got 270 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:25.920 all excited. They came to me, and as soon as I took their 271 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:29.960 collar out, this bitch over here ran away and she hid under the table 272 00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:33.119 and she did not want to come out. Now I feel like I shouldn't 273 00:19:33.279 --> 00:19:37.200 force her to go to daycare if she really doesn't want to go. So 274 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:38.599 I ended up leaving her at home. I took the other one there, 275 00:19:38.799 --> 00:19:44.000 and now she's fucking bothering me. She don't Okay, even though I sound 276 00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:47.079 aggressive, I freaking love her to death. So don't think I hate my 277 00:19:47.279 --> 00:19:49.079 I love my dogs more than I love any human being. Okay, so 278 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:55.079 just calm down. I just anyway. The conversation between Sprt and John is 279 00:19:55.160 --> 00:20:00.279 so freaking awkward. John is just very lovey, dovey and affectionate. He 280 00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:04.279 gives Sprite tons of compliments and words of affirmation, but Sprite gives him nothing, 281 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:10.000 absolutely nothing. He just smiles kind of. It looks very fake, 282 00:20:10.599 --> 00:20:14.799 and he makes funny faces. He looks like he's uncomfortable. He's rolling in 283 00:20:14.799 --> 00:20:18.680 his eyes a little bit. So now we meet Sprite. He's a twenty 284 00:20:18.720 --> 00:20:23.200 six year old photographer. He's apparently very successful. He shot for magazines and 285 00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:29.640 celebrities, and he's very passionate about his work and he is determined to go 286 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:33.519 to England to further his career. Hmm. I wonder if he's using John 287 00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:37.559 or not. And I know. So he meets his friend at a cafe 288 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:41.400 and they talk about John. Apparently they met on Tinder and Sprite saw his 289 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:45.119 picture and he was like, oh, not my type. He looks homeless. 290 00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:49.519 Oh but he's an English teacher and I do need to improve my English. 291 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:55.599 Right, so he swope Swope, swiped Bright, and his goal for 292 00:20:55.640 --> 00:20:59.720 connecting with John was so that he could improve his English. Apparently, John 293 00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:03.240 asked Right to be his boyfriend several times before he said yes, because Spray 294 00:21:03.359 --> 00:21:08.920 kept constantly rejecting him over and over until he finally said yes. John is 295 00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:14.039 kind of more into me because I don't know, but I just feel like 296 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:18.000 he's more into me. But for me, because John could speak English, 297 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:25.039 I wanted to get to know him well. Okay, Then I guess Spray 298 00:21:25.079 --> 00:21:29.559 only dated him to be more fluent in English. I don't know. Maybe 299 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:33.799 find another platform to do that and not tender. John meets up with his 300 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:41.119 sister to catch up and tell him all about Sprite, and he drops a 301 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:45.599 huge bomb on all of us. He tells his sister that he has a 302 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:49.839 lot of trust issues with Sprite because one day he was casually going through Sprite's 303 00:21:49.880 --> 00:21:56.240 phone and he found a picture of Sprite with another man in a hotel room. 304 00:21:56.920 --> 00:22:02.519 Are you freaking kidding me? I would lose my mind. I mean, 305 00:22:02.599 --> 00:22:04.880 am I surprised, though, No, because it really doesn't seem like 306 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:10.119 Sprite likes him at all. But yeah, if I were John in that 307 00:22:10.200 --> 00:22:15.400 moment, like we would have been done. Why there's no reason for you 308 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:21.720 to be in a hotel room with another man. Well, it's finally the 309 00:22:21.799 --> 00:22:25.960 day of Sprite's arrival in the UK, so John goes to pick him up 310 00:22:25.960 --> 00:22:29.720 at the airport. He has a large bouquet of flowers. He's so excited, 311 00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:33.480 and the episode ends. So that is a recap for Ninety Day Fiance 312 00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:38.960 UK season three, episode one. I am already loving it so freaking much. 313 00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:44.079 This is way better than Love and Paradise. I mean, I love 314 00:22:44.119 --> 00:22:45.960 Love and Paradise, but come on, it's better than Love and Paradise. 315 00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:52.000 It is way better than Happily ever After. Like Happily ever After is getting 316 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:56.039 tough to recap, Like I just posted the recap of Jasmine and Gino, 317 00:22:56.160 --> 00:23:00.559 and that's because I couldn't get through the rest of my RecA. I have 318 00:23:00.599 --> 00:23:04.279 it recorded, I just couldn't get myself to edit it. Like I really, 319 00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:07.839 I just didn't care. I was like, oh, this is such 320 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:11.079 a freaking jour. I might just post the recap. There's like no screenshots, 321 00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:15.119 there's no video clips. I might just post it and if you want 322 00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:17.400 to listen to it, you can, But if you don't want to, 323 00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:21.640 you don't have to. But I just can't get myself to edit that thing. 324 00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:26.319 Like I don't care. I don't care about Emily and Kobe meeting his 325 00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:32.240 ex girlfriend. I don't care about Robin Sophie having the same fight for the 326 00:23:32.400 --> 00:23:36.799 fifty seventh time. I don't care about who else is on the show. 327 00:23:36.839 --> 00:23:40.519 I don't even know Angelain Michael. I don't freaking care. Okay, we 328 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:44.200 know Michael came and he escaped her, so that's all I care about. 329 00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:48.160 Don't want to see Angela anymore? Do I really care to see Liz get 330 00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:51.440 her shit out of Big Ed's house? Not really. We already know she 331 00:23:51.559 --> 00:23:56.599 moved on. She found another man and she's allegedly married to him. Who 332 00:23:56.640 --> 00:24:00.480 else is on? Lauren and Alexi don't care, Patrick and Ty's I don't 333 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:04.319 care, Like, I literally don't care. Well, that's it for the 334 00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:07.799 recap. Let me know your thoughts in the comments or don't. It's okay. 335 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:11.720 I love you guys, thank you so much for your support as always, 336 00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:36.119 and I'll see you in the next one. Bye.