WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:17.760 Comedy Central Podcast Fras. Thank you very much. Thanks a lot for days. 2 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:20.839 My name is Daniel of the House. I' m your comic on 3 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:25.679 duty today to relieve you a little bit of this crisis that we' re 4 00:00:25.719 --> 00:00:27.640 going through, that so many things are changing us, because it' s 5 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:31.079 changing a lot. For example, we all understand economics right now you remember 6 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:34.560 before the crisis that you took the newspaper, came to economics and said ah 7 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:38.039 all var so I take out sports. Not now is the first thing he 8 00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:43.560 does is take the paper and you' re there in economics. Or it 9 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:47.159 ' s economics, it' s not the playboy, uh, you' 10 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:53.799 re there already when you get so overwhelmed, you say well, I' 11 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:57.880 m going to check them out to get some rest, oh, you say 12 00:00:57.880 --> 00:00:59.000 well, I' m not I don' t know anyone. These are 13 00:00:59.039 --> 00:01:02.079 the only two good ones. The news from the paper. Now people understand. 14 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:07.280 The people I know, they talk about the risk premium. Truth seeks 15 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:11.439 the first risk, It deprives you to risk, The prima risk before was 16 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:15.239 the skank of the family. She' s my cousin She' s really 17 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:19.799 hot. He risked me. That was the first risk. Anyway, a 18 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:23.280 lot of things have changed. Go ask for money, a bank, for 19 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:29.239 example. You remember before the crisis. You remember what a pimp we were 20 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:33.599 doing They' re monologues, but you can talk, you remember we were 21 00:01:33.599 --> 00:01:37.879 going in to ask with pimps. I know how Robert de Niro, you 22 00:01:37.879 --> 00:01:47.519 know, we go there at the branch office where director c is for Peli 23 00:01:47.640 --> 00:02:01.120 Boli, I punch champion, I want a hypont and three percent knows and 24 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:07.639 I want to guide him well. And that director didn' t snoop because 25 00:02:07.639 --> 00:02:09.639 you went with Robert de Liro' s pimp shop He wasn' t looking. 26 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:15.919 In fact, I would answer you as José Luis López Vázquez, be 27 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:23.120 your rapporteur and start with it. It' s an honor for this old 28 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:30.039 lady you remember now she' s giving nothing. Hey the other day I 29 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:32.719 went into a bank I asked for the time they charged me three euros of 30 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:36.919 commission. It' s really worth the real estate market. Now I made 31 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:39.240 you a friend. Hey, man, I' m giving you my house 32 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:39.599 and you' re saying take off, I don' t want to. 33 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:43.840 Líos, yes, let me get on with it. A lot of things 34 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:46.599 had changed. I know the crisis is that it is also heavy, because 35 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:50.599 it is very heavy, that is, in all programs they talk about the 36 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:54.520 crisis. The other day is there that Jimenez fourth millennium. I don' 37 00:02:54.639 --> 00:03:01.599 t know if you dress him friends of mystery in Castilla La Mancha made a 38 00:03:01.599 --> 00:03:20.159 paranormal phenomenon. The City of Argamasilla de Alba has been paid an invoice in 39 00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:27.599 time. Now let' s hear the clear- up psychophony. Paco pays, 40 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:32.879 I' m kidding to see a lot has changed. One of September 41 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:37.319 you remember before the crisis, which was the worst day of the year. 42 00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:43.240 You stood up and walked like a dove. Oh son again to work now 43 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:50.759 more like the white snow dwarf something that no longer. No, I haven 44 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:59.919 ' t changed. He' s changed. Family relationships are better now then 45 00:04:00.599 --> 00:04:03.280 the mothers called him the children. Yeah, son, I don' t 46 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:10.319 see you when you come to eat that again here, if you came yesterday, 47 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:12.120 it changes a lot. We all want the crisis to end. That 48 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:14.199 ' s right. We all want it to end. There' s only 49 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:15.959 one living thing you can' t even hear talking about. He wants the 50 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:18.279 crisis to end. Don' t tell her, don' t just tell 51 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:25.000 her. I' m going to say who the lobsters in the restaurants are 52 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:30.319 now living a second youth. Now they' re even cool, even cool 53 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:31.480 that people come to the restaurant, already waving to the rock with the antennas. 54 00:04:31.480 --> 00:04:42.920 There, wow they' re untied. Now you know, maybe a 55 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:45.720 lot of things have changed, a lot of things. I know the worst 56 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.879 thing about change is maybe our economy is now controlled by markets. That' 57 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:57.240 s where the markets leave it and those markets are controlled by rating agencies that 58 00:04:57.240 --> 00:05:01.360 are pirates, that is, if their names are called Sampus standard Muodis, 59 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:05.279 Jackan Sparrows. You know, he doesn' t lie that they didn' 60 00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:09.439 t even know the crisis that started right under his nose because they had it 61 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:13.720 there, in the United States, that I know where the bank managers are 62 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:15.079 there They all went crazy. That' s how the crisis started. Like 63 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:17.639 a pocholo in ibiza. If all the directors are there, they leave like 64 00:05:17.720 --> 00:05:19.680 a book, one that we party to release, that you saw, that 65 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:23.839 you saw, that party, neither food nor drink. Come credits for everyone, 66 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:26.439 credits, screams, credits, credits. There were no people who said, 67 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:30.600 but if I don' t work matches, come the firm s and 68 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:40.079 that' s how it started. So these people are now leading the world 69 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:45.759 economy is crazy. It' s like putting Pedro Almodóvar to lead a Walt 70 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:47.800 Disney movie. Don' t laugh, but imagine it well, you' 71 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:50.920 re not going to be a love movie, Loves Levy co between white, 72 00:05:51.079 --> 00:05:55.279 snow and cinderella. What were they saying next to gunner jumping backwards like their 73 00:05:55.279 --> 00:05:57.439 prince. They' re riding with Peter Pan' s mother. I mean, 74 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:04.120 it' s not going. I mean, in short, a lot 75 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:08.519 of things have changed. A lot of things have changed. It is true 76 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:11.439 that we have been responsible. He hopes we' ve done bad things. 77 00:06:11.639 --> 00:06:14.720 This cannot be denied. It' s true. We spent what we had, 78 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:16.920 what we didn' t have, what we were going to have. 79 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:20.480 That it is true, moreover, that the town halls of course now many 80 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:25.240 have no money. It is logical that they have celebrated for years in the 81 00:06:25.279 --> 00:06:28.600 plenary sessions of the town hall as if they were Christmas draws. They' 82 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:30.279 d make two chocolates and Sheriff Car' s here. He had to say 83 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:39.199 with valation one hundred fifty thousand luros own port for the people, another ten 84 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:47.279 twelve and forty thousand euros commissions to pay these services two already, two million 85 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:57.439 luros. It' s here to give you an idea. He' s 86 00:06:57.519 --> 00:07:02.000 been able to hook up with a handball player. Well, okay human, 87 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:06.839 the ball left it Hello, bad, bad, but we have to get 88 00:07:06.839 --> 00:07:12.040 up. I' m serious. We have to get up there and I 89 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:15.399 ' m telling you up there. That we have to regain confidence again. 90 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:19.279 We' re losing her now. You have to get her back, walk 91 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:24.120 again with confidence like I do who know how Nacho Vidal on a nudist beach. 92 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:27.600 How he does that to you. You' ll say how it' 93 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:31.399 s done. First of all, good advice, don' t watch the 94 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:33.199 news, don' t see why you do it. Whatever you do will 95 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:36.959 affect you. It doesn' t matter if you get up in the morning. 96 00:07:38.040 --> 00:07:44.879 Happy that you shower with Red Bull, that you appeal to booty anyway 97 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:48.879 you get the news and the minute you get the same face that Antonio beat 98 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:54.439 him the one of formula one. When Alonso goes wrong, don' t 99 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:57.439 laugh, you see that they are two different faces that before starting, the 100 00:07:57.480 --> 00:08:00.120 guy is excited. Very good afternoon Welcome to Monfa' s cicuato. I 101 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:03.560 ' m not lining my eyes to get a great result, but start the 102 00:08:03.639 --> 00:08:05.959 race and as Alonso goes wrong, the minute you see him come on, 103 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:09.759 Fernando, don' t get discouraged that you can still stay a hundred mon 104 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:15.000 third. They' re very bad, they' re depressing and this news. 105 00:08:15.839 --> 00:08:20.439 The other day the Dalai Lama did it. You know him by giving 106 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:24.399 the lady, Manolo Lama' s brother you know that the quietest guy who 107 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:26.519 fell in the world, the other one was already in Tibet was there doing 108 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:28.959 you know zapping. He gave the Spanish news. Look, he started wearing 109 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.879 it or they had to sedate him. People are around Dalai Dalai da Dale 110 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:39.320 there in the face you see and react. It' s true that he 111 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:43.120 saw Pedro Piqueras' s te dayario, which is a fighter, because it 112 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:45.240 ' s a little stronger than the average. You' ve seen Pedro Piqueras 113 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:52.679 ' s TV, the one who runs Tarantino knows I say it in telecinco 114 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:54.799 at dinner time that you can already be having dinner a silly thing that makes 115 00:08:54.919 --> 00:08:58.720 you bitter the male guy or it puts a face of terrors Look so that 116 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:03.480 I haven' t seen it has been worth just starting turns your head, 117 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:05.440 so you fucking say. We start well, Machas, that is you go 118 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:09.320 to the hospital doctor that my father and makes you so say no more you 119 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:11.519 know. I' m going to say good- bye, so turn your 120 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:16.320 head and start the news. They' re mana, they' re very 121 00:09:16.320 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re trophic, they' re lousy, they' re 122 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 123 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 124 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 125 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 126 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 127 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 128 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 129 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 130 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.639 bad, they' re bad, they' re bad, they' re 131 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:26.360 bad. If we get to tomorrow, I' m Maya, and this 132 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:31.279 ends today I' m going to give you some advice. Put on the 133 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:37.320 news of Matthias Prat, because Matthias Prat, as all the news is the 134 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:41.879 same, do not find out they are good or bad. Don' t 135 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:52.440 find out, don' t find out, don' t look so I 136 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:54.440 haven' t seen it I' m doing the same thing there. It 137 00:09:54.519 --> 00:10:00.600 tells you the Morocco fil to Internet tando on its coasts or a compared Spanish 138 00:10:01.080 --> 00:10:11.799 patera, that you have seen it, but and you say well, maybe 139 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:15.399 that is bad, but that you don' t really know differences, if 140 00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:18.360 it is good bad, because they are always very similar. No, that 141 00:10:18.399 --> 00:10:22.000 ' s the same thing I say I know what' s going on. 142 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:30.639 Yeah, no, yeah, the same goes for a million went Dutzen dum 143 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:35.600 or eighty million of a plane crash in Dusseldon with eighty axes on board. 144 00:10:35.759 --> 00:10:45.080 You don' t say it exactly, then you calm down. And if 145 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:46.080 it' s not what we have to do, it' s watch the 146 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:50.080 Mexican news. That is also a good Council. Look at only Mexican women, 147 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:54.519 because there you see what happens, things happen even worse than here and 148 00:10:54.559 --> 00:10:58.080 in our country. But the news don' t make you bitter like here. 149 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:01.840 What' s more, you' re encouraged by a healthy guy in 150 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:03.240 there with a mustache and a good afternoon. Welcome to the news of the 151 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:09.000 two of us, uh the following, we' re going on a rail 152 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:13.399 accident, but first we' d like to say hello to the Revigia to 153 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:18.200 be the day of their Saint. Congrats is congratulations quote. He' s 154 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:30.720 in trouble. Nothing' s so hard. It' s so hard to 155 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:33.120 put Mexican speakers on every radio station in this country. It' s so 156 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:37.639 hard. It' s hard. It' s not the same thing to 157 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:39.679 get up at eight in the morning in agony. There we are on the 158 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:43.679 verge of the rescue that a guy tells him we' re going with that 159 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:52.279 little rescue. It' s another story. Then, it is also important, 160 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:56.960 It is very important to give value to the good news that there is. 161 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:00.799 There' s good news. Dad what, children, you can' 162 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:07.039 t get out of there I know the trucker that je faith tells me güey 163 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:09.360 what you' re telling me. I' m not happy about that thing 164 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:13.960 that came down from the father sh Hew. Perceptually, I' m not 165 00:12:13.039 --> 00:12:16.399 glad you dropped the stick. So, uncle, give him courage to come 166 00:12:16.480 --> 00:12:20.720 out and give that data to me who is a queen pepe, dear friends, 167 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:26.600 postpresected for the world' s only plumber who doesn' t need to 168 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:31.679 lose a piece Germany to fix anything, breathe a pater and the pipes get 169 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:37.879 scared with you. The first one to get out of the stick is this 170 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:46.440 hick fish truffles this deals or not miss a woman. President, I missed 171 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:50.399 you, too. What do you want me to say, because women are 172 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:54.000 smarter. This crisis is very great. Look how the Germans have done it. 173 00:12:54.159 --> 00:13:00.919 The almanes have put amerque bueno contemos Merkel, as aunt is worth nothing 174 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:05.159 is woman, it has a good pass, it has its character or it 175 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:05.159 is beautiful, beautiful is not such. I' m not gonna say it. 176 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:09.039 I' m not like bread, but I don' t know if 177 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:11.080 those people are like bread, no, but like breadbimbo. Yeah,' 178 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:13.600 cause he' s square and he' s got an ass he doesn' 179 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:20.840 t want. No one knows, since there I did, uh, I 180 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:24.279 missed. She' s missing a woman, because you' re smarter, 181 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:28.960 you have more vision of things. A woman is that she has stereo vision. 182 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:31.519 Yeah, it' s dual. A woman may be watching TV You 183 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:35.039 know with one eye in the living room and another in the kitchen. You 184 00:13:35.159 --> 00:13:39.840 ' re gonna throw the oil at me how you could see where the eye 185 00:13:39.879 --> 00:13:48.000 ' s done. Chamfering. We men realize that. No, we don 186 00:13:48.080 --> 00:13:50.039 ' t get it, we don' t get look no matter what a 187 00:13:50.039 --> 00:13:54.399 man. Take, take the whole afternoon I spent with a friend of these 188 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:58.120 good guys to childhood all afternoon, because when I get home and the woman 189 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:05.080 asks him what Carlos and his children who didn' t know or have children 190 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:11.080 you know, that is, you leave me why not the change that was 191 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:13.679 the same thing there was. But I' m a pesita woman because you 192 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:18.200 get more tips from things and I' m still the same Hey, hey, 193 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:24.720 you' re, you' re really weird, but you' re 194 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:24.360 not going to crack and a little bit of a slip. Uh, no, 195 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:28.840 uh, a few months ago I was asking you, but you' 196 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:28.960 re gonna raise your taxes. No, no, no, and he wasn 197 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:33.879 ' t even going to ask me. Eh, and at the last moment, 198 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:37.039 or this man makes you as a surrogacy that there was, that he 199 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:48.759 ' s going to be there every day he gets up in the morning. 200 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.759 It' s going to cut, that what makes us cut we' re 201 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:58.519 going to talk history like Mariano Manos said and I' m worried because he 202 00:14:58.639 --> 00:14:58.840 said it' s going to be a Spartan government, as we are. 203 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:03.519 But I' m overwhelmed by that because I recently saw a movie of parting 204 00:15:03.559 --> 00:15:07.519 in the movies. Three hundred I don' t know if you saw six 205 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:09.919 hundred and I don' t want to finish, so you want not to 206 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:11.120 say, no, I don' t want, no, I want not. 207 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:16.000 Besides, Leonidas, the Spartan leader, is fine. He has a 208 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:20.200 beard like rajoy Vale, but I see more than seven differences that say those 209 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:24.480 days. You know, I see them I mean, the Spartans don' 210 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:26.360 t know how to fight us because the leader is a beast. But once 211 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:28.320 so I haven' t seen the movie, I do. Okay. It 212 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.200 ' s three hundred Spartans, three hundred go out of their house and they 213 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:37.919 ' re winning everything on the battlefield and Dad in the quiniela to all two 214 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:43.039 that me and one morning they meet a million Persians. There or they feel 215 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:46.399 like it and fair to all the Spartans and said let' s go home 216 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:50.200 that we' ve done enough. Jump the lion and east and say esporton 217 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:56.840 look. It creates a silence on the battlefield, a silence even the Persians 218 00:15:56.960 --> 00:16:03.399 saying shut the fuck up that they speak I read and uncle tell them do 219 00:16:03.639 --> 00:16:14.320 not forget this day, because today is the teria. You burn love and 220 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:18.200 you die, you die the three hundred minus one that went to tell it, 221 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:32.879 the three hundred and thank you, call me weird. If you want 222 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:36.240 to call me weird, I can' t imagine rajoy in that same field 223 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:40.720 of robe saying ispartans. Please listen to me Let' s go. Don 224 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:49.360 ' t forget this one, tell us to split up an Eispartan, what 225 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:53.200 a bullet behind cha chame, but she' s a woman president of course 226 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:56.240 who kicked him out because you' re more aware of things. Look Zapatero 227 00:16:56.320 --> 00:17:00.279 also what took you in the crisis, which took a little while, uh, 228 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:04.079 I don' t know all his time, uh, and don' 229 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:08.279 t laugh, because men are very clueless. We could have gotten past anyone 230 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:12.119 looking at us no matter what pistol we are Dai. Any man has been 231 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:15.359 with the same woman for fifty years. I' m talking about 50 years. 232 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:19.359 Uh, so when I go to buy it the 50th anniversary gift, 233 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:22.519 you may know that it' s in the store, that it looks like 234 00:17:22.559 --> 00:17:25.799 you' re buying the invisible friend' s. Yeah, yeah, and 235 00:17:25.799 --> 00:17:32.599 the manna in there suffering there fucking that it' s already gonna use it 236 00:17:32.680 --> 00:17:36.079 will like to read, it' s gonna be pending, it' s 237 00:17:36.079 --> 00:17:37.759 gotta be said she' ll still be married. If it takes a while 238 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:40.119 to see her, we' ll be able to see things. It' 239 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:42.759 s true. Zapatero took a long time to see if it was the lost 240 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:48.359 in front of all the gevente, in front of all the gemente, told 241 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:52.759 them that we have the most solid financial system of the whole planet, because 242 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:55.599 it recedes there, not that it is in all the geta there looking at 243 00:17:57.279 --> 00:18:10.559 Zapatero as the confused translator. That' s one that takes time to see 244 00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:11.519 the crisis. I don' t say not to kill her, to see 245 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:15.799 her fernan that took long. I sometimes said you need to see what you 246 00:18:15.880 --> 00:18:21.720 need. I want you to come out one day Carlos Arguñano on TV there 247 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:27.519 with his recipes. Oh, what' s up, Fable Javi, let 248 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:33.400 ' s eat jajadato balato. J I' m going to the seal to 249 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:41.519 steal at the supermarket. What I love you or That' s the cold 250 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:44.279 of seeing the crisis, that' s true, but I' d like 251 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:45.319 to make a little defense. We have criticized him for everything. We have 252 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:48.599 criticized him even for being optimistic. And I' m one thing. A 253 00:18:48.640 --> 00:18:52.279 President has to be optimistic. It has to be in Japan. A year 254 00:18:52.319 --> 00:18:56.079 and a little while ago, when the tsunami came up. Well, a 255 00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:57.720 month after their president was camped, you' d read it because the guy 256 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:02.279 in pressure truma shut himself down in his office. This, Zapatero, wouldn 257 00:19:02.359 --> 00:19:07.119 ' t have happened. Zapatero is optimistic that you will follow the President of 258 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:08.920 Japan. I' ll see him after five minutes of tsunami. I can 259 00:19:08.960 --> 00:19:12.039 imagine it there the wheel the company for everyone. I imagine it there calming 260 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:29.759 down something like doing something like quiet, quiet? It' s just been 261 00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:42.839 a horita, because I only do the end by bragging, summarizing, Veniros 262 00:19:42.839 --> 00:19:47.640 up, Veniros up, because we are an amazing country, We are the 263 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:49.200 country with the most march in the world. The eyes are quite notice us 264 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:55.319 here notice that we are here, now there are more people having fun here 265 00:19:55.440 --> 00:20:02.200 than in all the Nordic countries together s no one. And that' s 266 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:07.200 a six- month night, that happens to us and we make a half 267 00:20:07.319 --> 00:20:17.240 - year bottle. Shaa and I know. I' m serious. I 268 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:19.240 don' t know if they' re going to rescue us or not or 269 00:20:19.240 --> 00:20:21.119 if they' ve already rescued us. Man, I don' t know. 270 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:23.960 But if I say one thing, come up, because the countries you 271 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:29.279 have rescued are no longer like us. It has nothing to do with the 272 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:32.640 countries that have rescued you already saw coming that you had to rescue them. 273 00:20:33.440 --> 00:20:37.079 That' s where I leave it. No, it' s not true 274 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:40.640 to fuck Greece. Greece has been carrying the ruins for a century. Grea 275 00:20:41.960 --> 00:20:44.759 has all the accounts wrong. The last one knew that it was done well 276 00:20:44.839 --> 00:20:48.119 in Greece was done by Pythagoras two thousand and five hundred years ago. Islanas 277 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:52.000 del Norte, or what to clear has a liquidity problem, one problem is 278 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:55.440 serious and is that someone you have to explain that more of the whiskey, 279 00:20:55.640 --> 00:21:00.680 there is a liquid that is called water Ya Jun I think they are in 280 00:21:00.720 --> 00:21:03.759 the Portuguese that does not scare us anymore. Of course they are our brothers 281 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:06.160 are next door, but I didn' t see Portugal coming I saw it 282 00:21:06.160 --> 00:21:10.319 coming. It' s a very nice country, yes, but it' 283 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:12.440 s kind of worn out. I' ve gone with the car you have 284 00:21:12.559 --> 00:21:17.680 the car passes Portugal and you say what happened. I want to be Michael 285 00:21:17.680 --> 00:21:21.440 J. Fox. I want to go back to the future. It' 286 00:21:21.480 --> 00:21:25.720 s already true the Fijans series as it is that the series, the series 287 00:21:25.720 --> 00:21:30.640 tell me how it happened. They record it in Portugal they save dressing room, 288 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:33.240 decorate everything and know it will do you and say something you val you 289 00:21:33.960 --> 00:21:40.839 have to save. Then I was able to see the crisis. He hasn 290 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:42.759 ' t seen the crisis because they' re a little cool in Portuguese. 291 00:21:42.839 --> 00:21:47.000 It' s a little bit removing Mourinho, Cristiano, Ronaldo, the others 292 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:51.799 are very cool. I don' t know why I presume laughing towels, 293 00:21:52.039 --> 00:21:55.440 towels you say are allergic to water. Not that I don' t know, 294 00:21:56.000 --> 00:21:57.759 that they' ve distributed in the humidity. You know, and then 295 00:21:57.839 --> 00:22:03.880 they' re a little sad, a little sad, look at Ronaldo with 296 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:04.160 ten billion euros, and the girlfriend he' s got is sad. Imagine 297 00:22:04.200 --> 00:22:10.799 the medium Portuguese you know is sad. That a character that is a Portuguese 298 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:21.240 sings to you a sevillana and looks like a re Who you will see a 299 00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:27.359 moro so to the second so much was nal uca. Tell me more at 300 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:37.240 last come up because we are the envy of many countries. They fixed the 301 00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:40.640 French. The French who are envying us are messing with these sportsmen. There 302 00:22:40.680 --> 00:22:44.279 was the accountant, Alberto accountant, a tour of France, because they' 303 00:22:44.279 --> 00:22:47.240 ve detected her. To gold to order the top that go from tab to 304 00:22:47.359 --> 00:22:51.240 zero, zero, uh, comma zero, zero, zero, zero, 305 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:53.599 five of clembuterol. What do you say he shoves it into a Frenchman? 306 00:22:53.680 --> 00:22:57.440 You know they' re coming to the tour, you' re going to 307 00:22:57.440 --> 00:23:06.480 go with the recipe. Face to see now, but how can they mess 308 00:23:06.599 --> 00:23:11.759 with Rafa Nadal who has won seven times in France fan out seven times and 309 00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:15.799 every time he wins to control him. They call Greenson from the CS, 310 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:22.400 but you' re going to hallucinate that Grisson comes in and doesn' t 311 00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:23.880 control it. He does what he knows how to do green They are a 312 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:27.240 semi- mortem, which is my author, either because he ends up putting 313 00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:32.319 on a glove and makes him a straight touch the NADAL that because they are 314 00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.279 swimming Then all year long we know what he says by studying it to everyone. 315 00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:42.839 And how the French can talk about doping. How can they talk about 316 00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:48.319 doping? They invented it by two Frenchmen, Asteris and Obelis Fucks. Then 317 00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:53.000 and we get read, so you come up, because we' re like 318 00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:56.240 our sportsmen. It' s not the stuff, it' s worth it 319 00:23:56.279 --> 00:23:59.079 to be supermen, but I don' t know what' s happening here 320 00:23:59.079 --> 00:24:02.559 in this country. I don' t know if the sun, the reeds 321 00:24:02.559 --> 00:24:03.240 with friends, the tapas, the skewers, I don' t know what 322 00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:07.359 it is. But we all have these people in our athletes. We are 323 00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:11.279 all like this, coming up and if one day I was a little bit 324 00:24:11.319 --> 00:24:17.279 down, tells you uff this crisis quickly to show you what I' m 325 00:24:17.319 --> 00:24:19.839 saying, put the Spanish TV show on you all over the world. You 326 00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:33.279 can see that a loser here goes outside and it' s God that I 327 00:24:33.319 --> 00:24:34.240 haven' t seen that show for. I' m doing it to you 328 00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:36.680 It' s good health. I' m there Hi, I' m 329 00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:38.000 Manuel Morón. He' s been waiting for us. Well, I was 330 00:24:38.039 --> 00:24:41.559 working on the pandemic. You let me get kicked out because I don' 331 00:24:41.599 --> 00:24:44.799 t know, but well, I got kicked out. He' s looking 332 00:24:44.880 --> 00:24:48.039 at you here at Mason. Now I' m CEO of the company. 333 00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:51.960 There' s Rubia, Norway. She' s my wife. What' 334 00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:55.680 s the matter, you don' t know Spanish? Don' t you 335 00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:56.599 know Spanish? I' ll introduce you to my house. I was on 336 00:24:56.680 --> 00:25:03.839 the outskirts to expand and face the Oslo Center Coming up, because we are 337 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:07.319 a country that we have the formula of having fun. We got her. 338 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:08.480 We work hard, that' s that myth that doesn' t work. 339 00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:14.839 We work, but we can have fun. Just on the bridge of the 340 00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:21.440 Constitution we have more parties than a Japanese in his entire life Japan and Mexico 341 00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:26.240 goes with a camera of photos because I didn' t remember him throwing eyes. 342 00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:33.039 That' s how you check the photos. Agame made up the manganis 343 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:37.319 that we know how to have fun, because we know only one bad thing, 344 00:25:37.559 --> 00:25:41.880 that nothing happens either. There' s a job that we can never 345 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:45.680 do just one either, and it' s the guy who gives the data 346 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:49.839 to Fernando Alonso for radia us that precision, that seriousness. I don' 347 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:52.079 t know if you know who I' m talking about. I' m 348 00:25:52.119 --> 00:26:00.759 about to start with shui heat fun becha el horfo. I won' t 349 00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:03.799 be able to make it a Spanishman, but a Spanishman won' t be 350 00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:04.160 able to contain himself with a wire at the moment. It will no longer 351 00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:15.160 be possible to be there, Fernando, Fernando ojo opco Potatoes. Thank you. 352 00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:18.160 I saw a thought of the House. Make a cataract come out pose, 353 00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:33.279 you' ll see up pas hajajaaaaaa. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha? Thank you very much, 354 00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:34.000 thank you. Now I haven' t.