Welcome to Blank City. Nowhere, the show where we tell the story of
a whole city, one tabletop game at a time. Today we are continuing
our game of a thousand year Old Vampire by Tim Hutchings. For season two,
we of course telling the story of one vampire, one player at a
time. So today joining me, we have Kelsey Woods. Hello, Hello,
and I'm your GM Ryan. I forgot to put my introduction in my
introno, but that's okay. Presumably this is not your first episode, but
maybe it is. Welcome. We are continuing to the vampiric adventures of the
person currently going by Victor Sharp, who is in now eighteenth century England pretending
to be a soldier of sorts. Kelsey, are you ready to begin your
vampire journey? I was born ready, I'm so excited. Great. Okay,
So if you have your D six and D ten you can roll those
and we can get our first prompt for the vampire. Okay, duke key,
So we've got a two on the D ten and a five on the
D six, So back three. Okay, we're on prompt seven previously,
so cop number four five four, Okay, you are exposed and flee to
a neighboring region. Lose any stationary resources. No, check a skill.
God, this is a costly one. Lose any station resources, check a
scale, a mortal fleas with you. What new name do you adopt among
these strangers? Okay, So several things happen. Number one, Victor Sharp
that Freddy worked so hard for down the toilet, immediately discarded. Sorry,
Fred It's oh god, fantastic. Okay, So let me start making these
notes. So experienced, so number of things that need to happen. Okay,
so let's start with, just like narrativizing, how do you think you
were exposed? And also, this means you're leaving England, so pull up
your map of Europe and see where else you'd like to lay low for a
while. Okay, Doki, So I think I was exposed in like an
incredibly stupidly simple way of like we're in some like soldier camp area whatever,
and everybody is, you know, scrubbing up in a river or stream nearby
or something, and like I take off my jacket just because I am gross
and would like to not be covered in dirt and blood presumably, And then
I think you see all the scarring and the whatever, and people are like,
hmm, there's also I mean, it's just like this is the mulan
of it all. It's like and also the fact that you are born,
you know, gendered female before that, and you know, whether Victor Sharp
was like a deeper gender exploraion or just a cover story. Still disrobing in
public would make that difficult. Yeah, so combo, I don't know,
I don't know which exposure causes me to flee, right, one could lead
into the other. It's hey, that's a bloody man bar. Yes,
what's more? I mean it's to say, yeah, okay, so first
of all, out itself as a vampire. Oops. Then okay, so
your resources, so any stationary resources, so things that can't move, well,
so you don't lose everything, which is good news. There are some
things here that I think are movable, like money can be moved. Really
nice carriage is famously on wheels, famously not stationary. Point of it,
I think the only thing you're losing is a warehouse full of guns. Yes,
but can I take some of the guns from the warehouse and put them
in my really nice carriage. I'll tell you you have a diary. Your
first diary is a gun that's in a bag, So you you could,
I think you have a go bag of guns. Yeah, so I would
just like to put as many as many other guns into said bag and said
carriage that would not impede it's movement. Yeah. I've changed the description of
that item to be guns that were precious to someone I wants to Comma in
a bag. Perfect. Great. Yeah, and then the help of thelie
ole, even though she's long dead, is still in here somehow. And
then you still have dark magics, which is also not superstationary, so that's
okay. And then you also have to check a skill to get out of
there. So your current skills are yeah, well mannered parentheses usual skills of
a good wife can run fast. A shamed bloodthirsty humans are cattle and regenerating
teeth. So which would you like to spin to get out of the sticky
situation? I would like to use a shamed Okay, you're shame, just
like the shame like motivates you to get the heck out of town. Yeah,
because I think I was so jazzed by this whole cover I was going
to do, and the fact that I fucked it up so quickly, I
think I'm deeply ashamed of understandable. It is deeply embarrassing. More than anything,
it's embarrassing. Yeah, I am like ashamed of myself for doing something
incredibly stupid, just moping through the bodies, like, Oh I can't fucking
pretend to be anything. Shit, man, human doesn't matter familiar. We
all have those days. Okay, a mortal flees with you. So you
have a new a new buddy. Yeah, let me see where is that
mortals? Okay, great, finally another mortal friend because you didn't have any
currently. What would you like to name this person who's your new renfields or
just a friend. They don't have to work for you, they can just
be a buddy. Yeah, I'm thinking it's let's call them Skipper. And
I think Skipper is someone who has really thick glasses, who, like I'm
getting like the kind of narrative story of this is someone who's family like comes
from like a really important military strategy family. And this kid just like wanted
to read books and didn't want any of this but had to go anyway.
So he's yeah, he's a little bit of a nerd, but it's just
like really nice and like loves to read, and so he probably has like
good stories and stuff. And I feel like their brief relationship, I think
they connected over you know, famously well mannered skills and loves of the written
word. Good. So just a little buddy nice And where are you and
Skipper headed to? Out of I guess it just says neighboring regions? So
are we in a different part of England now? Or do you want to
skip the Queen's country entirely? M I feel like that's almost a bit more
interesting if we just like, what if we just hop on a boat and
like we're in Normandy now, great, all right, off to Normandy.
We're just like close boat place. I don't know what was Normandy like in
the eighteenth century. Ah, the French they got stuff going on the game
until the late part of the eighteenth century. So okay, great, welcome
to Normandy. They got some chateaus. Yeah, they'll never the English would
never follow me to France, of course, not. Okay, good,
good, good, Okay. So now we have to take this experience and
put it in a memory. Right now, the memories you were like holding
in your head. Are you know your birth name and like your upbringing in
seventeenth century England. That's memory one. There's still some room for more experience
to do with, like your life before. Memory two is being ashamed in
manners class of your embroidery skills, and also like hurting your hand and bleeding
over the materials. These are like original memories that Corey made on the first
day. Memory three of target practice with your six year old sister who's still
out there somewhere as a vampire less listeners forget that is stored in your bag
of guns, which is working as a diary. Memory four is an experience
in a church when you had an unholy thought and saw a beautiful woman and
then the crossfell and you were startled. Memory five is the one of count
long Gatorade, the vampire that turned you, and also how you recently started
to get his like fish teeth. Yeah. And then the most recent memory
is of your first years as a vampire, which is just sort of like
Lumpdon. It's you turning your sister into vampire, turning to your the girl
from the church named Lily Silt, killing your dad and being kidnapped and he
captive by another immortal who was at Freddy's authorship a lich and not just a
vampire, and then escaping from that. So there's a lot going on here.
We can either, you know, tack this onto like the shame memory,
I think, or we could tack it onto you know, you have
two memories that work as shame actually, the church one and the embroidery one.
So it's up to you. Or it can be at the start of
a new memory and you forget something everything else. Now I feel like it
fits really nicely in the shame memory in the Manners Class one. Great,
we can pop that right on in there. Perfect. Okay, there you
go. Prompt one. Welcome to Normandy. What's your new name? Also?
Oh yeah, what new name do you adopt among these strangers? So
now what is your name? That's a great question. We're gonna do Veronique?
Ah good, Sure we are not reinventing the wheel here, folks,
holding holding on to that last name for as long as you can. It's
a good last name. What do you How do you dress now? Are
you still like in military disguise or is it a whole new look for Varonique?
Well, we one hundred percent cannot be wearing British military car yeah,
I would say a bad idea. That is a definite. Now, what's
the worst that could happen? A war for a year or two or one
hundred. You know, I feel like we are probably wearing something like something
nice for the time, but not like overly opulent. Also, you know,
want to be conscious of class issues and potential tensions still happening. So
I don't know, I feel like we're probably wearing something a little nice but
easily easily blending into the So something ignorable, yeah, ignorable, but also
like you look at it and be like, oh, she's got taste.
How are you mannering the blemish on your face? Oh? That one's kind
of similar to what Corey was doing. I want like a cute little hat
with some like gauze. Yeah, it's all the rage in Normandy. Now,
well, great, you and Skipper have your new life. Congratulations,
Okay, let's roll again. I'm hoping he's like I want to say that
I Kelsey wants to think that he would be not off put by the fact
that I'm a vampire, but who knows. I mean, he fled with
you, so that like in the town promise of a better life. Okay,
So I got an eight on my D ten and a six on my
D six, So he move forward to okay, prompt number six. Okay,
great, you're making more friends. A mortal character begins serving you.
Who are they? Why are they drawn to you? Create a new mortal
character? Okay, it was great. Another your first Normandy friend. Okay,
this is great. So let's come up with a really good name for
her. I'm gonna think it will google French names. Okay, this,
this person's name is gonna be Manon. How do M A N O N?
Great? And she is like a very jovial, plump, probably middle
aged cook type woman who has been feeding us in our in our place that
we're camping out in. Now, let's let's unpack that. Yeah, the
situation. Yeah, I guess that would mean bringing us food. Mm hmmm,
people, there you go. Well, Skipper is a human as far
as she's probably crack potting up some real a good hearty homestyle cooking for Skipper
and also brings me people to eat. And I think she's totally like she's
one of like I'm imagining housekeeper butler type archetype. Sure that is like,
oh yeah, you know, Madame has eighteen shotguns. It's just a Tuesday
that kind of a thing where she's like, I don't know, she's a
homie, you know. Yeah's it's a living exactly. Oh why are they
drawn to you? Like? What got Manan interested in this line of work?
I guess I think Manon is drawn to me because I look very similar
to her child who passed away, and I think the fact that I am
ageless and always will kind of present as this she like, I don't know,
sure, yeah, it's probably not healthy for her psychologically, but I
think that was the first thing that drew her in. Yeah, yeah,
that makes sense to me. What memory is this filed into? Ooh,
let's pop this. I don't know, I could put it into memory one
in a sense that like being someone who grew up in a well to do
family, she probably had similar relationships and or like oh sure, yeah,
figures like I don't know, like a governess or something like that who took
care of her and kind of like gave her the real sea on, you
know, how not to be an asshole, that kind of thing. So
it's also very like that's who I was, and now this is who I
am. Yeah, look, look how we've come again. Not reinventing the
wheel, that's okay, No, this is you know, you're rebuilding yourself.
Yeah exactly. You you were held kidnapped for one hundred years. It's
nice to you. We're in a rebuilding familiarity. Yeah, exactly. It's
it's probably incredibly comforting, especially being in a completely new country too. This
is the eighteenth century vampire version of just like I'm going to watch the Office
again. I'm just gonna like take I'm just gonna live on the couch for
a little while and just get up to drink blood. Yeah, I love
it. Okay, okay, great prompt too. Down, we got it.
We are cruising. Yeah. Not all of them require, you know,
fully reinventing yourself. That's cool. All right, let's see what's next.
We've got a five and a two, so move ahead. Three okay,
No, okay, oh interesting, okay, So you develop a system
for feeding what is it? What happens to those who die? Create a
skill that reflects this. So let's get into the U content warning, you
know, let's get into it. How do you what what is? How
does manon and or skipper get you? The bodies get you? The people.
Sure, it's so funny because the first thing that just popped into my
head because I'm rewatching what we do in the Shadows, is what Guillermo would
do for the the main vampires, and he would go to like LARPing events
to find virgins and lure them back to the house, which is just very
funny. So I think in this instance, I can I don't know if
I want to get Skipper involved, because oh, poor Skipper, Summer Child.
Yeah, I don't. I don't think Skipper can be involved in the
process. Like obviously he knows I'm a vampire. But I think both Manon
and I do a very good job about keeping him kind of separate from that
part. But I do think it's to the point that I think it might
be like a Sweeney Todd esque type of a situation, or like a Hannibal
type situation, where like when we're all sitting around the table together to have
dinner, it looks like I am eating food that looks like food, but
you know, I've got my carafe of blood or you know. But I
think Manon has a very Cordon Blue esque method of going back to her like
fighting someone being like, oh, come help carry this back to the house
likes and like pounding a heart with a hammer, and it's just like having
a good time having a laugh. Yeah, very jaunty, very Julia child
esque. A preparation method of Oh no, let's go. But yeah,
I I like the kind of lightness of that image. That's fun. Yeah,
this is one big happy family. You're doing the best you can with
what you got. I think that works. I think that is a system.
You two have a method and like a means of preparation, and we
know what happens to those who die. Well, I guess that's the question.
Is she like bringing them in and preparing them for you and like the
blood is like set aside to drink, or is she like giving them to
you straight away and then like when you're done with them, preparing the bodies.
Oh a grisly order of operations. But no, that's a really good
question. I feel like it's the first way around. Okay, well that's
nice. Yeah. In terms of like again to your point, we are
being gentle ourselves, rewatching the office on the couch, Like, I think
this is a period of time where she's just like we're smarter, not harder.
In terms of sustaining herself. But I do love the idea too,
of because I learned somewhat recently that if you if you want to get rid
of a body, throw it in a pig pen because they'll eat everything bones
and bones. Yeah. So I think we've got like a cute little patch
of little piggies out that, you know, for the things that manon can't
use. Uh, we compost okay, see thinking about the earth. That's
good, living with the land. Uh. And we create a skill that
reflects this. So what skill reflects this? Like high society, the bent
of vamporism. I almost want to put like French cuisine is the skill or
like a gormands. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, it's like a
level of resourcefulness, but it's it's honestly, it's almost like a level of
like craftsmanship. Okay, craftsmanship is maybe craftsmanship. I feel like, yeah,
that feels fair. And what memory are we filing this under? That's
a great Okay, that's a really good question. I mean it could go
in memory one mm hmm in terms of like this is family, this is
a domesticity, Yeah, this is our home life. But also I mean
it doesn't to me it doesn't really fit in any of the other ones.
What do you think. I think there's a way to justify it. For
one, I think there's a way to like also justify it for memory,
for of like the church in that it's like this is, you know,
things good and bad happen when I like attach myself to people, and in
church there was an unholy thought, but now that's like now unholy things there
are bang off for me, I have a family quote unquote, I have
like a stability. Yeah. Oh I kind of like that, and I
feel like too, I imagine as a lot of folks were during that time.
I bet you Manon is probably like going to church hanging out. Well,
are you able to go into a church? You know? This is
okay? Depends on what our vampire lore is, uh me personally, probably
not okay. I would say that's a hard Manon is going to church.
But Manan is going to church. Yeah, yeah, that's good. And
she knows not to have any cross time. Don't bring that stuff home with
you yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but we don't. We don't cramp
her stuff for wanting to go. That's good. That's some flexible faith on
her to just sort of like old those two things in her mind. Monon's
a real one. She is. Honestly, I'm afraid of what's gonna happen
now that I'm very it's been very funny. Feels like I hate the sin,
love the sinner. Where she's like, I wish she wasn't a vampire,
but I can't let her go hungry exactly, like, nothing I can
do about it. Your child, you know, she probably she probably if
she saw Count Vaughan Gatoride would like kill him on site. Oh mother bear
type. Yeah, I mean I think that the surrogate mother thing really can
justify a lot. So, yes, we're good, great, all right,
give me a give me another role. All right, let's see.
I feel like my dice have been relatively kind to me so far, and
I'm afraid that I'm drinking myself. I mean, your first one did require
jettisoning like a lot. Okay, we got an eight minus three, so
that's five, all right, four zoom in fourteen. An enemy character uses
a lost resource to turn your few friends, oh no, to turn your
few friends against you. Check three skills to regain the resource, or check
one skill to barely survive. Which former friend, did you kill? Where
do you flee? Well, Kelsey, you had to open your mouth.
No, oh goodness. Okay, So you have two enemies, have two
or three that are established. It could be the Count. It could be
your sister Aubagine. It could be Malachi the Unyielding, the spooky lich Man
who lives in a castle. Who do you want? Should we start there?
What do you think? Yeah, let's start there. Okay. So
and the lost resource? So the resources you've lost are, huh just a
warehouse full of guns. But I feel like it has to be either Aubergine
or the Count. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, I don't
know if we need to bring back the floating skull, yes, sir,
hmm okay, Well, so there's two ways this could go. Yeah,
if it's Aubergen, that's gonna throw up some like oh your real family's not
good enough for you, vibes or Count Bungatoride. Either way, it's this
like fucked up idea of family of him being like, hey, true,
my vampire kid, what are you quit fucking around on the couch, get
out and get a job. Yeah, go kill someone please, Yeah,
let's do Count Bungatoride, bastard also too, because he was the business associate
of my father. That makes sense about warehouse of guns. He's in the
gun business too, I am most likely assume. Yeah, you know war
is good for vampires. Yeah? Fourteen a okay, count bong gator a.
You know they uses the lost resources to turn your few friends against you.
I don't know how exactly he uses just a shit ton of guns to
turn Manan and Skipper. It gets to you. I guess it can be
as like, I don't know if he needs to, like, you know,
point them at them and it's just like proof of whatever point he's trying
to make. Right, So I guess the question is do you want to
check three whole skills just to get this warehouse full of guns back? Or
just check one to get out of dodge. I'm just gonna check one.
Yeah, that makes sense, But I'm really tord between which one? What
do you do you want to kill? You know, the woman who feeds
you or the like little child you took with you. I don't see the
problem here at all. I have to kill I have to kill? Do
I have to kill them? It says which former friend did you kill?
So you killed at least one. Oh shit, Okay, so one can
survive, which is also you know, what do you want to do with
that? God? This is bad. This is really bad because I feel
like Manan would be like, kill me to save Skipper. Actually, I
don't know how her relationship was Skipper. I don't know. Now we probably
won't. No, we probably won't. Okay, we're just gonna kill Skipper.
I'm sorry, Sorry, kid, Sorry, But honestly, I think,
in a way, as I referenced earlier on my eighteenth century Google,
I think Skipper probably sees like think the romantic slash. You know, the
life he has had since we've been on the run is probably better than any
life he would have if he had to go back. He lived more in
those like six to eight months than he would have an entire lifetime in England.
Yes, I think I would like to hope that that is something that
maybe at least makes her feel a little bit better. But yeah, Skipper's
gotta go. Rip to an icon. It's tough. Sorry, Skip,
Sorry, Cay, which skill do you use getting out of this situation?
Okay, so that's the one I'm trying to figure out, right. Uh,
Honestly, let's go for the classic can run fast. Great, finally
that I think we just if it sucks, hit the bricks. Yeah,
we'll do that. So all right, where are we fleeing? Now we
have to flee, Normandy, where do you flee? Let's go to Paris
based, Let's go to a real bustling metropolis. There you go much easier
to you know, disappear in a big city. Exactly. And what memory
is this filed under? I'll tell you. It seems seems like a shameful
thing that just happens. Yeah, I would say shameful thing. Yeah,
I guess I can't live under first years because we're we're past that. We're
past that. Yeah, it's shame especially since the other shameful memory is also
involving Skipper. Yeah that's tough. Well, memory too is full, So
I have bad news going forward, gotcha? All right, I'll try not
to make myself no more share thankful or I mean, you could also just
flush all this down the toilet and make room for more she Okay, we've
got options. But anyway, yeah, okay, you did all that.
So, yeah, you used one skill, you killed it from a friend,
and now you flee to Paris okay, yeah, heck of a time,
you know. Yeah, what can you do? What can you say?
All right, so we got a six on the D ten and a
three on the D six. We're moving forward three spots more fifteen sixteen seventeen,
Kelsey, you commit a despicable murder, but not for the sake of
feeding. Why check a skill, remove a mortal character if you like.
So it's not saying you have to because the only one you have left is
Manon, so that'd be a bummer. But you don't have to kill her.
It could just be some other rando. Who do you murder? In
cold blood? So we're in Paris and I murder, I think I murder.
Okay, this is really funny. I'm going to murder a man called
Henri, uh, Henri Dumont, Henry of the world, the world.
Yeah, just asking to be murdered, mister world. Why exactly? So?
He owns a he owns an opera house, and I for my new
cover was trying to do a little Phantom of the Opera. I get some
get some good work. Also, it's great, it's a night I can
do fun stuff. Lots of people come, lots of shady folks to maybe
eat afterwards, and so he uh, he doesn't give me the part,
and I think I just just lose it. Just yeah, one indignity too
many? Are you still Varonique Sharp here in Paris? Or have you changed
your name again? Not? I haven't changed my name, but I go
by Jaja is my stage name. Actually no, let's change it to something
more French. Let's do cuckoo because I feel like I remember reading somewhere that
Coco Chanel when she was like doing that kind of a thing way back when
she had a silly nickname too that was something similar. But yeah, the
cuckoo. I just killing cold blooded assassin. Love it? What skill?
Let's check a skill that you used to kill this guy? There's so many
good options. All the ones remaining are pretty fun for murder. So I
would say, let's do humans are cattle? Yeah? Fuck it? Like,
who the hell is this guy to tell? Literally, he doesn't know
good he doesn't have good taste. Yeah, what memory would you like to
file this one under? Mm hmmm, oh yeah, I'm thinking maybe maybe
the one about the monster or the count, because I feel like he,
I mean, I got the teeth from him, but also I feel like
he's probably a guy who, you know, if he doesn't get his way,
just carnage happens. Yeah. I mean, this is like the word
the book uses is despicable. This is like, I think, full stop,
the first thing you've done that the character is done in all three sessions.
That's just like just straight up motivated by anger or not motivated by your
monsters, by your vampire self. Yeah. I think she's not doing too
well after leaving Normandy, I would say, understandably. So, so yeah,
that's pretty It's like in Spider Man when Peter Parker's trying to be all
cool. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where
we're at. That movie's pretty good. Listen. It is, especially in
the current superhero movie Landscape. Spider Man three fucking put some respect on its
name. I cried in the movie theater when James Franco died. It's great.
Three movies. That's called an arc. Don't nobody in Marvel movies have
those? Now? I assume I haven't seen one in a while. But
that's neither here nor there. Yeah yeah, let's not open ourselves up to
what that might. Neither here nor there, it's not not what we're interested
in at this point in time. Now anyway, anyway, yeah, kill
that guy fucking wasted. All right, I think we can do. Let's
try one more prompt. All right, let's this chapter. What happens?
All right, that's a one minus of three back to Oh this is interesting,
Okay, this is fun. While traveling, you come into conflict with
another immortal, gain a mark. Who were they? What trick did you
play upon them? Create a new immortal character? So number of things here.
One the fact that it says you played a trick upon the Yeah,
it's funny. You got a little mischievous side. And to the fact that
you're getting like an additional like mark, Yeah, part of your appearance that
is like now non human mmm okay yeah. So and we're on the move
again. Yeah, we're on the move. Well just as well traveling.
So you can just like traveling around, like to Paris. From Paris,
you take a day trip to Avenue on or something. Yeah, okay,
love it. So yeah, I feel like since we're unemployed at the moment,
sure probably doing some light grifting type activities, utilizing my powers and whatnot.
And I feel like for this for this woman, she think she tries
to like do some sleid of hand and like pickpocket some jewels or something.
Sure like I think they're at an inn or something, and tries to do
a little sleight of hand. But this woman is too fast, and I
think in like her like literally catching her hand. I think we got a
little like I want a slight like necrosis type vibe from like okay, maybe
like left wrist down through the hand. I think it's not something gross like
rotting flesh or like I think there's a discoloration, and I feel like it'd
be cool if the veins in the hand were maybe like black and like it's
like corpse colored. It's like withered. But it's not like you know,
bony or anything or like rotten. It's not smelly, it's not Yeah,
love on it if you want, you know, which I'm sure that's a
very like Carnie like tattoo thing to happen, just like all yeah, the
veins are visible. Yeah, it's kind of like yeah, but like the
moment she she catches her hand, that happens, which I think is spooky
cool. Yeah, okay, so that's the mark. Yeah, So who
is this person? Who is this person? This person we're going to call.
I want to come up with something really silly. The barrenness, mabeling,
perfect fairness, Mabeline. Maybe she's born with it, Honestly, who's
to say? And yeah, I think she she rules over like she's she
owns a lot of the land in one of the small town like uh no,
little portions outside of Paris, like this is her town. Sure,
that's where the real power is real estate. Yeah, yeah, I think,
uh yeah, I think that's the deal. But I think in terms
of I feel like she has to be a vampire. Okay, I was
gonna say what is she because it just says immortal. It doesn't have to
be a vampire. But if we feel like she's in it's like, oh
shit, another one. Yeah. I think it's a little bit of like
a you're in my territory kid, like uh, Daniel d lewis Amsterdam,
I'm New York. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think she's
a vampire. And I think she has kind of like used the little region
that we're in as her version of the Sims for however many years she's been
there. So I think like she engages with the town seople like everybody knows
like there's something a little off about her. She doesn't seem to age like
whatever, but like she gives them a relatively good life, so no one
questions it. Mm hm. And now here you are shaking things up.
Yeah, and here I am coming to me. I'm like, all right,
let's razzle and dazzle them and see what I can do. And so
she just like, hey, this is not how we do things here.
Yeah, get out of my Get out of here, kid, get off
my blacktop. Yeah. I don't know if it's so much of like you
need to leave or just like what's wrong with you? Right? You need
to behave, like clean yourself up, behave like this is not how we
do things here, damn brutal. Yeah, you're just trying to have fun.
It's trying to feel feelings, mostly so galling for cuckoo because it's like
you tried to hang out and be stable and a guy comes and ruins that,
and then you try to live it up and then this lady is like,
no, go home. But it's like, man, what am I
supposing? Period? Yeah? Yeah? So on the alignment chart, who
knows where we currently are? Right? It says you come into conflict,
but that doesn't it doesn't say that they like hate you. It's just like
there's a new one out there. Yeah, so who could say? Who
could say? Cool? What memory do we want to file this under?
Ooh, okay is the question? I well, actually fuck, I don't
know. I was gonna say shame, but I don't think she's ashamed by
what she did at all. Yeah. Also, shame is full, Like
you've got all the shame memories you can stomach right now? Okay? Cool?
So hmm, could I possibly put it in the memory in my diary?
Sure? Yeah you could. You know, that's that's something that's a
weapon to put in there. Yeah. I I wonder like how that would
work though, Well, it's like you, like, the diary is this
bag, so it's something you can put in the bag, whether that is
like like a napkin from the bar and it's like, okay, I remember
this lady, right yeah, or even if it like you sketched a picture
of her and it's like you, I'll remember you no matter what. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, oh I love that. I love that. Great.
So there you go, put that in the put that in the bag,
that's in your go bag. Perfect? Great. Okay, and so
that's where we in this chapter. Uh, with cuckoos still kicking and now
aware that there are other vampires in France. Yeah, and she better get
her act again. Just a country girl in the city. Great Kelsey.
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we'll see what we have. So until next time, Ah, jeez,
what is it? What are we saying? Follow the girls? But that's
not right, that's long gone them goals is long flown. I think,
I think that what it's been what Corey said, it was like drink it
in, which is very funny. Until then, until next time drinking in