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WelCom back to another absent stead kill
forget look a good great community. Otis

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the owners here to be sharing some
jokes. But first I've get a joke

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for the Wow which Star Wars character
works at a restaurant droth waiter to heart

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Before Otis comes up, we got
a joke, sing it by one of

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our listeners, Chichi. Here it
is, Hello, my mom is chee

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chee. I live from Kle.
What is a snake's free foot subject his

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streak? Stu? That's great,
geechee, thanks for the joke. Man

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who is give it up? You
keep it up? Who the hey?

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Everybody? This is uh otis the
ogre. So I'm gonna be sharing some

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jokes with you today. First,
what kind of beans do ogres love to

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eat? Human beings? Human beings? Yeah? So what do you call

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it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre reacting? You know why no one

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wanted to sit near the ogre because
he had terrible body? Ogre man?

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What do you call an ogre who
can write and recite poetry? Shrekspeare shreksp

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what's an ogre's favorite snack? Frozen
yogurt? Yo? What do you call

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a troll? That is in charge, in control, in control. What

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do you call an ogret that's not
that bad but also not that great?

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Mediogre medore? Do you hear what
happened when the Monsters football game was all

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tied up? Yeah, they went
into overtime of fist What do you call

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a sad ogre with one eye?
A pye coops? What do you get

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when you cross two squares with an
ogre? A shrek tangle? A shrek

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t How do you trolls like their
eggs? They like them ogre? Easy

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over? What's an ogre's favorite month? October? Octoboger? How does an

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ogre count in nineteen on his fingers? On his finger? Hey? What

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did the dragon swallow that made him
breathe? Fire? A fire engine?

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A fire? Then? Where do
ogres go to dance? They go to

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the odd ball with the b You
know who goes on dates with ogres?

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Their girl things, their curl.
What does an ogre call a fleeing human

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fast food? What do you call
a human with a sword dinner with a

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toothpick? What did the pirates do
when they found an ogre on board?

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They threw them overboard? Threw them
over Okay, everybody. I've been otis

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the Ogre. Thanks so much for
having me. I'll see you guys.

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Water Bot is great job, will
it's always. Be sure to share this

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episode with all of your friends,
and you can submit your joke by clicking

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the link in the show notes.
We'll be back next week with a brand

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new comedian and a brand new episode
stand up comedy Bretchie