WelCom back to another absent stead kill forget look a good great community. Otis
the owners here to be sharing some jokes. But first I've get a joke
for the Wow which Star Wars character works at a restaurant droth waiter to heart
Before Otis comes up, we got a joke, sing it by one of
our listeners, Chichi. Here it is, Hello, my mom is chee
chee. I live from Kle. What is a snake's free foot subject his
streak? Stu? That's great, geechee, thanks for the joke. Man
who is give it up? You keep it up? Who the hey?
Everybody? This is uh otis the ogre. So I'm gonna be sharing some
jokes with you today. First, what kind of beans do ogres love to
eat? Human beings? Human beings? Yeah? So what do you call
it when a monster gets mad? Ogre reacting? You know why no one
wanted to sit near the ogre because he had terrible body? Ogre man?
What do you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry? Shrekspeare shreksp
what's an ogre's favorite snack? Frozen yogurt? Yo? What do you call
a troll? That is in charge, in control, in control. What
do you call an ogret that's not that bad but also not that great?
Mediogre medore? Do you hear what happened when the Monsters football game was all
tied up? Yeah, they went into overtime of fist What do you call
a sad ogre with one eye? A pye coops? What do you get
when you cross two squares with an ogre? A shrek tangle? A shrek
t How do you trolls like their eggs? They like them ogre? Easy
over? What's an ogre's favorite month? October? Octoboger? How does an
ogre count in nineteen on his fingers? On his finger? Hey? What
did the dragon swallow that made him breathe? Fire? A fire engine?
A fire? Then? Where do ogres go to dance? They go to
the odd ball with the b You know who goes on dates with ogres?
Their girl things, their curl. What does an ogre call a fleeing human
fast food? What do you call a human with a sword dinner with a
toothpick? What did the pirates do when they found an ogre on board?
They threw them overboard? Threw them over Okay, everybody. I've been otis
the Ogre. Thanks so much for having me. I'll see you guys.
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