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Hello, everyone, Welcome back to
the Fire Escape Cast. I'm Mike.

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It's Monday. Is it February yet? I got a January thirtieth, So

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tomorrow is January thirty first, and
then Wednesday, February first? Is it's

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episode forty seven. That's Dan.
Hi, Hello, that's Mary. You

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sound like my parents when they send
me a voicemail. My parents are the

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last people on earth that when they
call and I do not answer, they

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will put in a voicemail and they
will say, hey, Mary, it

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is Tuesday, seven pm. This
is your mom trying to call you,

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and I'm not able to get ahold
of you. Give me a call back

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when you get this. Yeah,
And they give me all the information that

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the phone gives me. Do they
give they text? Are they texters?

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They are becoming better texters, But
their preferred method of delivery is telling me

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the information of the date and the
time on my voicemail. That tells you

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all that, yeah, you know
what I need to They could just hang

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up and you would know who it
was and when they called, and that

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you should get back to them.
They want me to know that it is

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I think they like to look at
their watch when they do it. It

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is uh seven pm Thursday. We're
just trying to get a hold and then

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they'll tell me stuff that I know. Right, I was just calling you

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to catch up. You weren't available. Give me a callback. These are

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all things that I missed. Call
tells me crocod Crocodiles have shorter snouts than

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alligators. But the teeth there's two
rows and then yeah, but it's about

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eight fifteen now, Um, just
wondering when you're gonna call me back,

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factory. Did you know there are
Did you know there are fifteen cities in

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China with populations over five million?
Are your parents a page of day calendar?

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Just a little trivia fact. I
love page of day calendars. I'm

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a big mark for the smarlways at
the fireside ones. In my teenage years,

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I had sports illustrated swimsuit ones.
I had joke ones. Yeah I've

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gone through it. Had a Garfield
one back in the day. But yeah,

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they don't give me except the Yeah, it'd be cool if they gave

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me a little factoids. You know, the Burge Khalifa, tallest building in

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the world. Call me back.
We had a coach in in wads class

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in high school that had a page
of day vocab calendar, and every day

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he tried to like shoehorn the word
of the day in and it was just

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so goddamn obvious, where it's just
like, all right, this big dumb

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ass, there's no way he was
saying this word with more than three syllables,

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and he's not using it right,
he's not pronouncing it right. That

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deadlift was a tokthinus bronic. Oh
nice. Those push ups were sacra sanked.

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Actually, I would probably say that
if a Jim Bro said that to

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me, I'd be fucking amped and
do another fifty. You're accused me of

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saying slang. I've talked last time
about how I'm not cool enough to do

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slang. I described one of my
punch out runs is I had a really

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clutch like round one win on Don
Flanco two is clutch slang. Yeah,

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I would say that's like young millen
or that's like millennial slang for sure.

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Wait, no, I feel like
I always heard that from like nineties baseball,

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being like, oh, jip Or
Jones is a real clutch pitcher.

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No, no, no, no, clutch pitt in baseball is an actual

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like that's like a lingo for baseball, But the way that millennials started using

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it was like that's clutch, like
good save, or like, oh that's

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awesome, you really came through with
that gatorway when I'm hungover, that's clutch,

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Like oh, I wasn't trying.
Yeah, literally speaking, literally speaking

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in baseball, it means exactly what
it sounds like. But baseball they use

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it as an actually clutch, clutch
hitter, that was a clutch, you

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know whatever. And for the record, that's the that's how I'm using it,

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that's the context. I'm not trying
to be a cool millennial. I'm

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trying to use it as an old
baseball term. Yeah, because then people

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were also saying that you say,
like shoot and mark and that's the industry

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karni shit lingo, that's fucking I
guess technical back like nineteen twenties carnivals.

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This is not cool kids stuff.
Yeh, shoot and work in kabe.

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I would take industry talk. Technically, lingo jargon could like be seen as

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a form of slang within a specific
community, but I still wouldn't consider them

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like worldwide slang in the way that
slang And I think like this is what

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the kids today are saying yeah,
and I'm never going to do that.

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I'll use my industry terms, I'll
use my old baseball terms, but I'm

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not going to say anything that the
hip kids and the millennials. Wait,

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millennials aren't hip kids anymore. I'm
a millennial whatever today. I think most

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of our listeners are millennials too.
Listeners. I wonder, we're going around

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the clock again, and now we're
at jen A. You're double A,

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double A then double B. Yeah, we're on the same page. Wait,

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I wonder if we have any gen
Z. What is jen Z?

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They're like, they're like young twenties, mid twenties. And the kids today,

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aren't they they're college ish? Yeah, yeah, because one baby,

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there's one. There's one under gen
Z that's like in high school. I

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believe what are they? I don't
know. Supposedly this is these are all

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just like marketing things that are made
up to sell shit and to blame people

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in news articles. It makes yes, it makes thing. It's the millennials.

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We know, that's no it is. I've never liked my generation.

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I've always preferred older people. When
I was a kid, I always associated

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with old folks. You've ever talked
to people in class or anything, because

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they all listened to the hip music
of the early nineties, and I was

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listening to my old stuff. Like
I never liked you. You two folks

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are fine, but yeah, you
know, thank you. Maybe you're like

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a combo. You're a moomer.
You're a half millennial, half boomer.

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I don't think any part of me
is young. It wouldn't gen there's a

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generation body of an old aged millennial, but the soul and rugged anger of

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a boomer. I go to physical
therapy three times a week. I got

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nothing young about me, speaking of
I'm very curious. You told Mary and

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I last Friday, or actually,
like I don't know, last Friday,

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before this recording, that I'm going
off the grid. I won't be able

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to talk until Sunday evening. Uh
talk to you then, And alarm bells

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went off in my head because that's
a very mysterious thing to say before you

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get You said I'm going off the
grid specifically, like I can I read

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it out loud if I find it
anyway, continue and then I'll read it

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well if I can find it.
Yeah, So here's why I was off

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the grid and unreachable last weekend.
Nothing crazy here, but you know,

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I'm i ever, never ending quest
to just remove myself from the Internet and

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you know, the modern just bullshit
of the Internet and all that stuff and

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social media. I read a lot
of books about like digital digital minimalism and

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stuff like that, and like just
you know, ways to come back way

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and what this shit's doing to our
brains and we're the first to grow up

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the Internet and we're all fucking we
don't have attention spans and blah blah blah.

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So as I've read, I've probably
read ten plus books about like specifically

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this topic. I try to read
anything recently written about this topic. Um,

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a name kept coming up, and
it was Henry David Throw. Yes,

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go on, I know who he
is. Waiting for dramatic effects.

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No, I was just laughing at
Mike, laughing because well it's it.

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That's like, yeah, I knew
he wouldn't expect Thorrow to come up,

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and that that's why I was gone
left Throw and Ralph Henry, Yeah,

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I've heard of both of these very
famous writers and thinkers and philosophers. Did

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not really until I started reading all
these books about like, hey, fuck

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the Internet. Um, and they
keep bringing up Walden Pond. Yes,

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okay, yeah, a philosophy course. Oh okay, all right. So

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for the listeners who maybe you don't
know, I guess, I guess he's

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famous. But if you don't know, he like in the eighteen hundreds,

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when like factories and shit and industrialization
or whatever was happening, he was like,

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dah, that's probably unhealthy. I'm
gonna move out to the fucking woods

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for a couple of years. And
so he moved out to a pond and

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he built a cabin, and he
just fucking like he didn't like ruugh it.

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He was going into town in Concord, Massachusetts, and he was doing

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all this other stuff and everything.
He had visitors and all that shit.

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He just wanted to step away from
the ever busying world around him. In

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the eighteen hundreds, he started valid
for our listeners exactly. Yes, So

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he did it for two years and
just kind of lived in a cabin and

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wrote a book called Walden about he's
talking about looking at the ice and fucking

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like how to build a cabin and
how much money you need to survive for

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a year and stuff like that,
and just really like boiling life down to

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the essentials and all that stuff,
and you know, just I don't finding

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himself whatever now. And every time
I read about this, I'm like,

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man, that sounds fascinating, that
sounds that what a cool idea. I

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liked that, and so I took
inspiration from that. I booked a cabin

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in the Catskills and I went solo. I bought Walden, and I bought

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a collection of Ralph Waldo Emerson essays. I left all my electronics at home.

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I made sure I picked a cabin
that did not have there's no TV,

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there's no anything. And I brought
my phone for GPS and emergencies and

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music, and I just went up
there and I spent a whole weekend by

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myself. I fucking made a fire
and just stared at it. It turns

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out you just stared at a fire
and it's fire, looks cool as hell,

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and listened to you know, like
it was. I got a bottle

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of wine. I fucking read Walden. It was great, amazing. I

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fucking loved it. But it was
so interesting too, because like I brought

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a puzzle, like a thousand piece
of puzzle, and I was putting that

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together on the floor of a cabin
and stuff by myself. It was just

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it was fun as hell. And
one thing I did do and I asked

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bon because this was antithetical to kind
of what I was trying to do.

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I had a friend who lived up
in New Pault's, New York, which

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is kind of not too far from
it. I was, I don't get

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to see him often I worked with
them, or a good friend of mine

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Alex, and uh. I was
like, well, I'd love to see

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him while'm up there. I don't
get to see him very often. And

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you know it's I figured, well, the point was to unplug. It

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wasn't to not talk to human beings. And even like the Row, you

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know, met with people and stuff. So I was like, okay,

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well I will use my phone to
call an uber to New Pauls and I'll

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meet up with him. But I
called the uber at the second I get

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it. First of all, I
had to make that I was staying on

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like this giant farm and I had
to make this like uber come down this

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long farm road. And I seemed
like a fucking serial killer, Like it

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was just completely dark, just pitch
black. He's going down like an unpaved

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like gravel road. And I'm just
like waving a light for him to see

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it. I'm sure I look completely
insane. But so the second I got

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in the uber, I turned off
the phone entirely. It's like, all

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right, that's it. I called
the uber. I won't turn on my

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phone again and tell if I need
to get a ride home, you know.

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And so he takes me there,
but the guy will get the New

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Pauls. And the guy can't find
the restaurant or the bar that we're going

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to, and so I was like, I'll find it. I get out,

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and I'm like, oh fuck.
I would normally just I reached for

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my phone to like Google Maps and
walked in and I was like, wait,

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no, I gotta stick to my
guns here. So I'm just in

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New Pauls. I've never been there
before. By stars to termining what North

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based on the constellation leaves yeah out
And so I'm walking around. I don't

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see this fucking place anywhere, and
I just like stop a girl on the

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street and I'm just like, hey, do you know where this bar is?

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And she's like, oh, yeah, it's down there. It's past

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SuDS or snugs or something. I
was like, I don't know what the

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fuck that is? But I'm not
gonna bug her, and so I start

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walking in the direction, still can't
find the place, not gonna pull out

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my phone. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna walk into a liquor store

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here, and I'm gonna like,
where's this place? That? Like,

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it just felt like such an old
thing to do. I've never had to

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like stop into places or stop people
in the street and ask about where something

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is eventually found it and everything.
But like, you don't really realize how

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often we use I mean, obviously
we use our phones a lot, but

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it's like, Okay, the food
was on a menu, but the drink

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menu was a QR code thing,
and so then it's like, well,

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fuck now, if I'm doing this
thing, I gotta be the annoying friend

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who it's like, Alex, can
I can I see your phone after you're

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done? And I want to pull
my thing out. It's just like,

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it's kind of crazy how much you
have to use that. I stuck my

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guns. He gave me a ride
back to the farm and everything, but

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yeah, I just fucking hung out
there. I had a night where I

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was like, okay, I bought
a bottle of wine. I'm just gonna

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kill this bottle of wine and read
in bed all night, and it was

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like, this is the most middle
aged dad fucking night ever where I started

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out a fire for like an hour
drinking and then I laid in bed with

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Walden and I poured my first glass
of wine and I put on Miles Davis

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What this is? They? Did
you wine? And Miles Davis reading Walden

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in bed? Did you get a
did you get a sleeve tattoo as well?

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Are you just trying to become me? Oh? Oh yes, I

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was thinking of this entire time,
because it's like I didn't give you any

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indication of what I was doing.
Yeah, I had. It wasn cling

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that it might be something like that. Okay, yeah, after recent news

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and everything. Sure, sure,
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few weeks ago and then yeah,
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a time in because stuff happened like
the day before. We're yeah, let's

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get away from the I didn't see
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really good for you. I we
did something similar are right before the last

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presidential election. Oh yeah, and
I actually think we both we kind of

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just like mentally were like I'm gonna
not wanna like be around people or look

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at the internet. And so we
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of nowhere and kind of just like
got away. Um. I had a

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similar getaway as well. My mother
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for the week, and I spent
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you guys ever heard of the villages? Jerry's parents live in Seinfeld. Compare

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it to that. It's a bit
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the villages is a community where you
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house, and it has like a
fob so that people who come and go

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in the villages are all fifty five
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two. And your house comes with
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all of these community events that happen
every day. It's like camp but for

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old people, and you could go
do water aerobics, or it comes with

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all the golf you'd ever want to
play, and there's like a bunch of

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different golf places to play at,
and there's put putt and there's game.

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I went to the gaming rooms.
It was really funny. Yeah, there

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was one. Uh there was a
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basketball, like an arcade basketball.
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had um oh, I don't forget
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those little pucks and sam and you
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They had that too in a different
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classic old people stuff. Oh,
and they had arcade machines that just had

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preloaded like three hundred old school games
on them. So I played like you

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know, Galagha. Of course I
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board on Frogger, as you do. And uh, I basically hung out

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with these people. I was allowed
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then every night at the town Square
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these like older people would come out
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wine from the special and then they
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It's kind of like they call it
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it's essentially Disney World, but it's
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awesome, Like honestly, like that
sounds like a great way to spend your

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Joe. Look, I went in
there laughing about it, because you do

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research on it, you'll find all
these like really funny facts. Right,

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it has the highest is very high
std rate because all these old people are

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fucking yeah, and everybody's like super
old. So like as you can imagine,

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like it's just a very strange environment
to be walking around and everybody's like

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seventy oh, and I'm sure there's
a lot of widows and widowers and they're

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just a lot oh boy, yeah, you know, like you know,

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pregnancy isn't an issue at that point, so everyone's just going for it.

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Right. Then ask a stupid question, yeah, oh god, is this

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about menopause? I think I think
I know the answer to this for the

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record, but I went into my
head is like, I know it's dangerous

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to have kids over like thirty four
or whatever, but like, can you

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could like an eighty year old lady
get pregnant? It's just super dangerous.

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I think it's extremely unlikely because you
are set with a certain amount of eggs.

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Oh right, and you run out
and okay, um, while there's

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like recorded precedence of like forty five
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even like up to like fifty,
and if you freeze your eggs, right,

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like I could freeze my eggs and
then have them implanted in me,

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that would possibly even have me go
into it later. At the point of

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like fifty, you are pushing your
body. Um, you know, science

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can only go so far. I
think if it was seventy, right,

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that doctor would have to be a
pro. So they're just not using protection

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because they're not going to get anyone
pregnant, but they're getting there's definitely no

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eggs left at that point. Yeah, Like most people go through menopause way

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before that, so I don't think
so you guys probably got the old the

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old v v oh yeah yeah yeah, I think a lot of them.

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This is old school, right,
Like that's probably before a lot of men

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get vasected me as you should.
Um, but like especially us, especially

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especially if you're not gonna, like
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so much less invasive on you than
it is on the on the woman,

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Like getting your tubes tied is like
really difficult and hard on like a woman's

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body. You don't even get put
under for it. That's the park concerns

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me. Yeah, well they just
my friend had it done and he said

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that they numb you. You don't
feel it, and then you sore for

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like two days. Yeah, two
by four of the head knocked me silly,

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you know, just fucking knock me
out. In what kind of hospital

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do you go to the right one? Hello, I'm the anesthesiologist. To

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be unconscious for anything medical, anything
I don't just medical is done. We're

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talking about the rehabilitation. So the
procedure is done for me. But you're

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growing has been sure cooked. I've
surely told the story about my dad after

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he's protect me and trying to jump
over the thing in the parking garage and

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god, yeah, yeah, okay, yes, yes, Dan, I

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think you were thinking of I think, for on average, if a woman

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every year above thirty five, for
the average woman that you have a baby,

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I think the chances of complications in
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instance, increase. Every woman is
different. I think thirty five is like

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the average age of that. From
my understanding, it's really great just never

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having to worry about this because we're
not having kids, so I don't have

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to think about it. I don't
have to know about it. Abuts not

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as a dude, I'm saying as
a couple who's not getting you're not having

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kids. It's just like we just
don't have to think about this at all.

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It's not like, whoa fuck the
clock's sticking, you know, It's

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like it just doesn't cross our minds. Ever. So, do you ever

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like think about retirement and what ideal
retirement? Because here's what going to the

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village is really kind of where it
resonated with me is that I've never considered

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what happens when I'm fifty five,
Like that is future Mary. I don't

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even consider what's supposed to go down. But walking around and seeing all these

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like pretty old people, and like
when you're like sixty, like upper sixty

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seventies, not everybody's like super mobile. No, but even with their like

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walkers and canes and with their like
everything that they needed to keep mobile,

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they were dancing, they were like
double fisting wines. They were like talking

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to women, And I was like, I do want to live like that?

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When I'm like, like, don't. I don't want to die when

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I'm sixty five. I want to
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I think what was inspiring about the
villages is like it's a silly place,

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but I'm really grateful that they're like
out there doing shit. And it's the

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first time in my life I ever
thought what do I want to do when

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I'm sixty five? Like when I
retire? What do I where am I

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going to go? Yeah, And
honestly, that is something that I've kind

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of been thinking about the last couple
of weeks because it's like I have been

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having like a lot of fucking issues
with my neck and stuff and see an

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X rays and it's like, oh
man, I'm kind of fucked up physically

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right now and thinking about like,
Okay, well, I'm glad I'm addressing

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this at thirty eight because I've been
thinking a lot about like, fuck,

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if I'm in this batter shape,
it's just fucking structurally at thirty eight,

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I need to fucking do shit now. So when I'm fucking seventy, I

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am not just completely you know,
immobile and things like that, so you

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know, I'm doing things. I
got a standing desk, you know,

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I'm doing the physical therapy three times
a week and all that stuff. So

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I'm trying to make the chance I
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I've been able to get on the
peloton or anything for this whole month.

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I got that COVID the first couple
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had the pinch nerve also at the
beginning of January. So I've been in

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like physical, fucking severe pain and
sick for the whole month. So I'm

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over the COVID now and I think
I'm starting to get better with the next

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stuff. But like, man,
it's just like again, I'm thirty eight,

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and I've talked to all these doctors
about like they ask what my job

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is and stuff, and I'm like, listen, it's it ain't great as

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far as like posture, and like
I spend a lot of time in this

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fucking chair and playing video games.
You know, I do it all day

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during the day, and I'm streaming
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I'm sitting a lot, and they're
all like, yep, that'll do it,

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So yeah, something to think about
for sure. And spurs and fucking

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spinal stenosis and vertebrae they're trying to
fuse together and all sorts of shit,

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and it fucking hurts. I don't
want to live like this, you know,

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Yeah, next stuff sucks, it
sounds I don't. I don't know

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if your's a spinal or muscular both. Yeah, I've slipped a disc in

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my I mean I've fractured my tailbone, which is obviously the other end of

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the spine. But I mean that
was no walk in the park. But

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I've slipped a disc in my like
between my shoulder blades a couple of times.

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It sucks. Yeah, like for
like the recovery too, Like you

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have to You're like Batman before he
gets that new suit in Dark Night that

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can help him turn. I specifically
brought up Michael Keaton Batman in my physical

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therapy. It can't turn normally because
it's it's spinal and it's muscular. Because

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because my neck so fucked up,
my upper back, Yeah, my upper

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back muscles have had to basically hold
my head up. And so because they've

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been taking all this undue stress,
it's fucking knotted up. And it is

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like everybody who's touched my back and
the last few weeks has been like oh

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shit. And my neck is fucked
up too, so it's like it's all

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bad. Up here, so I
have a I like for doing what we

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do or like, I mean,
I don't know a lot of different professions

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just sit at desks in front of
computers all day. But I got that,

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like, I don't know, it
looks like kind of a detective's holster

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thing they put on my shoulders back. You try to use that at least

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a couple of times a week.
Stuff. You do it over the shirt

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or under it, because like it's
itchy. If it's under I do it

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over A short ideal, I'll just
put like a flannel on over that.

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Got it okay to cover it up? Like because people have seen it,

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be like, what is they think
it's a bit it looks weird. Yeah,

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but I just stay in the house. I guess I don't know why

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I'm worried about that. I do
have to ask Dan, as someone who

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kind of often will scoff. I
know you're you're not like a verse completely

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a verse to highbrow stuff, but
like, what did you think of Not

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that Walden's specifically highbrow, but what
did you think of Walden? I loved

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it and I haven't finished it.
I thought I would. Well, so

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here's the thing I thought that night. I was like, I'm kill this

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bottle of wine. I'm gonna read
this whole fucking book, because like,

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here's the thing. I and I
was already you know, a good I

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was like one hundred pages in or
something, and there's like three hundredth pages

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there. I'm gonna finish tonight,
and I'm no stranger to staying up super

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like, God damn this, sorry, audio listeners. I have a new

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camera and if I hold my hand
up, it activates tracking and I'm gesturing

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a lot and then my camera starts
yes, yes, um. So anyway,

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I lay down in bed day Mike
late ast fuck, I will stream

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and till the fucking sun comes up. I will stay up, like after

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we record this tonight, we'll probably
finish around midnight, and then I'll fucking

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I'll play games and watch Tonight's a
w and all this stuff like, I'll

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be up till two, three,
four in the morning. And so I

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thought, no problem, I'm going
to read this whole fucking book tonight and

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drinks the bottle of wine. I
poured half a glass of wine. No,

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no, no, I poured a
glass of wine, drank maybe half

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of one glass, and fell asleep
in bed with Miles Davis playing with a

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book on my chest. I it's
never fucking fallen asleep unintentionally in my life.

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Really, Like I fucking like I
never understood like if I'm watching a

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movie with someone they fall asleep.
I've never been able to do that because

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I think I just have so much
energy all the time. But my hypothesis

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here is, since my day wasn't
filled with like NonStop playing games and being

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on the Internet and different things in
stimuli and all that stuff, I think

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I just had a normal day where
I was just doing normal, non digital

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things, and I think my body
was just ready. It's like, well

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it's like midnight, Yeah, you're
gonna fall asleep nowt Like I've never done

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that before. Well, blue light
itself also can break havoc on your sleep

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sleep yeah yeah, so it's like
that's kind of my theory is that,

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like, well, fuck, I
just fell asleep at midnight, which I

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never do U. So yeah,
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like evidence that like, yeah,
okay, this is the right path to

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go here where it's like, yeah, I know I work on the internet

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and I have to look at a
bunch of screens and I love playing video

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games and shit, but like dial
back where I can like, you know,

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I don't know if I talked last
time about the Twitter stuff I did

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where I like muted everybody into the
list, and like now I just don't

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even see Twitter. Really it's great. It's fucking amazing. Um, yeah,

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dial back where I can um reading
more. Uh, it's I got

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that whole Ralph Walda Emmerson book and
yeah, it's been it's been good.

406
00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:17.480
So I'm very very happy without that's
going. And yeah, I'm not would

407
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:23.279
I make fun of hyebrows stuff,
I'm fucking I'm channeling my friend. He

408
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.200
believes it. He's like, ah, you fancy pants, fancy boy whatever,

409
00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:30.920
it's like some coastal elite thing or
whatever. I'm just being a dick.

410
00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:34.480
I'm kid in a book, whine
in a book. At Miles Davis

411
00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:42.400
in a cabin. I realized that
you know this, uh honestly sounds like

412
00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:48.160
an incredible weekend. I would.
I loved it. I drove home from

413
00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:52.039
there just like fucking just calm and
well rested and fucking like it was a

414
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:57.000
great time. Um, that sounds
great. Speaking Mary, you mentioned table

415
00:26:57.079 --> 00:27:00.440
shuffleboard I thought you were gonna say
you played shuffleboard. Well you said they're

416
00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:06.359
shuffle did photos. Me and my
mom played shuffleboard for real fun, the

417
00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:08.160
physical you know, one with the
stick. I did it. I did

418
00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:12.079
it last weekend. Um place.
There's a place in Brooklyn called Royal Palms.

419
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:18.680
I had a funny weekend because,
um, we weren't Amanda and I

420
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:22.119
weren't, or I rather are not. January is not over as of this

421
00:27:22.200 --> 00:27:26.480
recording. We're not doing dry January
intentionally, but we were also not feeling

422
00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:29.839
well like the first two weeks of
January. So then kind of two weeks

423
00:27:29.960 --> 00:27:32.799
later we realized like, oh shit, we haven't had like a drop of

424
00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:36.680
alcohol, and of course we're like
sleeping much better. We're feeling better in

425
00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:38.480
the Morning's like, oh interesting,
I'm not sure what to learn from this.

426
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.720
No, um, But then we
went to play shuffle board and then

427
00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:45.319
had drinks. The first time got
really drunk. It was really fun.

428
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:48.400
A shuffle board's fun. But B
I had this. You guys know my

429
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:51.920
sense of humor. I guess people
watching this no my sense of humor.

430
00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:56.480
Um. I don't know if this
comes through in the podcast, but sometimes

431
00:27:56.599 --> 00:28:00.160
I will just like lie as a
joke, like boy who cried Wolf well

432
00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:03.240
for instance, Okay, so,
um, like someone will be going to

433
00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:04.880
hand me a drink. I'm like, oh no, sorry, I don't

434
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.000
drink, and but like take the
drink anyway. It's dumb, it's not

435
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:11.480
even funny, but it makes people
laugh for some reason. Amanda and I

436
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:18.079
were sitting at this bar and we're
We're at um the bar in a hotel.

437
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.799
It's a fairly well known hotel in
New York, and Amanda's back was

438
00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:26.240
to the entrance of the cafe,
and uh, all of a sudden,

439
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:30.640
Channing Tatum comes into the cafe,
sits down at a table, and of

440
00:28:30.759 --> 00:28:34.359
course I'm like, Amanda Channing Tatum
sitting right behind you, and she's like

441
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.599
oh okay, And then I had
to say it like yeah, yeah,

442
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:41.480
yeah, yeah. I had to
say it no joke like six times.

443
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:44.759
I'm like nope, okay, I
realized this sounds like a bit, but

444
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:48.119
he's behind you. I'm pretty sure
Zoe Kravitz lives in Brooklyn, so maybe

445
00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:56.160
that's Ray I know, so yeah. Um. Finally she looks and he's

446
00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:59.839
like, oh, holy shit,
it is And like that was Friday night

447
00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:03.279
and I never bother celebrities when I
see them, just because I don't want

448
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:04.480
to be a most of the time. And I'll get to this, but

449
00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:07.880
I usually don't bother people because I
know that there are people they just don't

450
00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:11.039
want to be like That was embarrassing
when we were in New York that one

451
00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:17.279
time when you saw Cosby. I've
never seen anyone Mark. If you're a

452
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:21.000
new listener, I do not like
Bill Cosby. We've gotten a bunch of

453
00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:26.200
new listeners recently, and I don't
like Mark photos with the cause, I

454
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:30.480
would say the cause I don't like
this joke. I genuinely don't. Okay.

455
00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:33.720
So that was Friday night, Saturday
night or Saturday. We go to

456
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:37.000
play shuffle board at the Royal Palms
in Brooklyn, and I'm with my buddy

457
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:40.960
Dan or you both know, Drew. I think at this point, um,

458
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:42.440
we're on a team or no,
rather we're on the same side of

459
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:45.319
the court, so we're not on
a team. But you know, I'm

460
00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:48.240
talking to him and all of a
sudden, Steve Nash, for those who

461
00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:49.759
don't know, most recently, was
the coach of the Brooklyn Nets. He

462
00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:53.839
was a very famous guard for the
Phoenix Suns back in the day. Famous

463
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:59.480
Canadian basketball player who came in was
a big NBA player. He sits sound

464
00:29:59.559 --> 00:30:02.240
this boothy behind my buddy Drew,
and I'm like, oh, Steve Nash

465
00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.759
just sat down, and again I
had to tell him like six or seven

466
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:08.960
times until he finally looked. He's
like, oh, you're You're not kidding,

467
00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:14.039
because of course that's something I know, you crab wolf, and I'm

468
00:30:14.359 --> 00:30:17.920
reaping what I've sewn. But it
happened two nights in a row, and

469
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:22.319
then I actually I did get a
photo of Steve Nash because other people were

470
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:23.319
like, fist bum me. He
was being friendly as hell. He was

471
00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:25.839
great. I was like, hey, man, I've been a fan here

472
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:27.839
since you played for the Suns.
You known if we get a photo,

473
00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:32.359
and I got one, and that
was my that was my. There were

474
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:36.759
very few people I would like get
starstruck by. We've talked about this,

475
00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:38.960
Dan, Dan, you always say
letterman, I would be David Byrne.

476
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.079
If I saw David Byrne, I'd
piss my pants and still go up and

477
00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:47.680
talk to him and then ship easy
with anyone with common sense, It's pretty

478
00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:51.000
easy to tell if it's a good
time to ask a celebrity, like talking

479
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:52.880
to him or you ask for a
picture or something. Sometimes they're just being

480
00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:57.640
you know, smiley and fun talking
to people and stuff like yeah yeah when

481
00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:00.799
they're eating. No chanting to him
was like hunched over winter hat on,

482
00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:04.319
clearly covering up his face. I
was like, okay, let's not Steve

483
00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.279
Nash though, was like kind of
wandering off by himself with a drink looking

484
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:11.000
or whatever. He's drinking looking at
They had like NBA banners, the pennants

485
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:14.839
on the wall. He's looking at
all those. He went to get to

486
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:18.799
the food truck and line like he
clearly wasn't like hiding, and the people

487
00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:19.720
start fist bumping and we're like,
all right, let's go ask. And

488
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:23.319
he was super nice. He seems
like a good guy, and I'm surprised

489
00:31:23.319 --> 00:31:29.880
he's still hanging around Brooklyn. He
got canned unceremoniously because of all the the

490
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.759
bullshit of the players on the Brooklyn
nets. He got done dirty, as

491
00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:37.880
they say, speaking of slang.
Yeah, but you guys had some cool

492
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:41.720
weekends. Yeah, it was great
Experio And I'm going to San Antonio this

493
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:44.880
weekend so I'll have another one.
Nice. You are very active, These

494
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:52.960
young viril active. I'm so viril, so viril. What is the definition

495
00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:57.119
of viril? What's the Lariam Webster
here? It's about like child able to

496
00:31:57.160 --> 00:32:00.000
have children? Is there something weird
like that? Is that? No?

497
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:05.400
Yeah, I would say it's like, let me look, I think up

498
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.359
viral the dude version of that,
and what's the lady version. It's uh,

499
00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:15.400
there's a word too, viril and
new bile beef in the oven.

500
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:21.680
You ever call me new bilele like
au bile the same thing. No,

501
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:29.400
new bile is I'm fairly certain like
a young young, young sexual. We

502
00:32:29.480 --> 00:32:32.400
all look this up virile. The
dude person of that thought all viral,

503
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:37.240
he's very virile or they probably gross
words we shouldn't use. They're all having

504
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:44.599
having strength, energy and a strong
sex that drive for a man. But

505
00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:46.960
no, that's it looks like virile. But I think you usually say like

506
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:50.759
viral, viral. Okay, new
bile, let's look that up. Nu

507
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:54.079
ball is a young woman sexually mature. But if she's sexually sure, that's

508
00:32:54.200 --> 00:33:00.279
better. But the you know,
old enough for marriage. I thought it

509
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.680
was versions of what country. Yeah, I've only ever seen on corn sights,

510
00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:09.720
which is not a good start.
I know that word. I see

511
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:13.720
it all the time. What sights? Where are they? What? Just

512
00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:16.920
so I know not to go there. It's my favorite category. Yeah.

513
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:21.680
No, I'm gonna say I'm very
virle this week at work and see what

514
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:24.559
they say. They're gonna tell you
to get rid of your word of the

515
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:30.160
day calendar. Yes words, that
would be so ghosh if they did that.

516
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:38.559
Um. There's an old Disney show
called Even Stevens and if you guys

517
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:44.400
ever watched it, So the older
brother who was like such a good character

518
00:33:44.519 --> 00:33:46.640
on that show, he did this
bit where he had a word of the

519
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:51.480
day calendar and every time he would
walk into the room, he'd be like,

520
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:54.599
there's so much going on in this
room. It's almost like a cornucopia

521
00:33:54.599 --> 00:33:57.680
of items. And then he would
walk out and they'd be like, this

522
00:33:57.839 --> 00:34:01.839
fucking guy, Chyla move was No, it's brother, but there's like an

523
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:07.119
older guy. Oh okay, okay. Spans was the neighbor who came in

524
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:09.840
and just hung maybe it's that guy
whatever. Beans was their neighbor that was

525
00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:13.480
like his best friend or like the
neighborhood was popping in at dinner time.

526
00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:15.679
Disney Channel. I never had the
Disney Channel, and I never had Cartoon

527
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:21.280
Network, and so there's realms of
things I didn't like. I was Nickelodeon

528
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:24.679
through and through me had dug Nicktoons
ran and steppy end of that ship.

529
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:29.679
Absolutely, but like Disney Channel stuff. We would have like three weekends and

530
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.719
I'd get see a couple episodes of
goof Group or whatever, um, but

531
00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:35.519
never any of the like there was
that whole like live action era. Like

532
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:37.559
when my sisters were young, we
had the Disney Channel and it was all

533
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.800
even Stevens and Hannah Montana and all
that shit that they were sister sister.

534
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:45.280
Yeah, exactly like that era.
But I was, yeah, what a

535
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:49.039
good era? Well yeah, because
then Nickelodeon was my favorite by far,

536
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:53.920
but then Cartoon Network had Dexter's Laboratory, had Invader Zim. Fairly I had

537
00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:58.559
that growing up, but I knew
them because my parents. My dad had

538
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:00.960
them, so my dad had cable, my mom didn't. But I live

539
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:02.360
with my mom, so I never
grew up with that stuff. Um,

540
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:07.880
but I was aware of how cool
they were, how chicken that was like

541
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:14.719
the the young version of having different
streaming services. I'm like, yeah,

542
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:20.800
I mean I had whatever, Cartoon
Network, All right, swet channel because

543
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:24.400
that's well, it's like Nickelodeon for
us was channel thirty four. Also shaquea

544
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:29.880
Eel's number, So I remember that
Cartoon Network was fifty two cards in a

545
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:34.960
deck? And then shit, what
was what was Disney Channel was like way

546
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:40.440
up? It was like it was
like eighty five Dennis Rodman's number. Nickelodeon

547
00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:49.039
growing up wasn't Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, Uh, CBS for Letterman, NBC.

548
00:35:51.880 --> 00:35:52.599
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna
say, you you judge, you

549
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:57.639
you knew networks by their talk show
hosts. I didn't think you knew enough

550
00:35:57.679 --> 00:36:05.440
about it to question me the most
famous team in sports ever. Um,

551
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:10.840
yeah, I missed those days when
I did not have a phone, when

552
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:16.119
I just had to worry about what
cartoon channel this next show was going to

553
00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:22.599
be on. Cartoon Network also had
Looney Tunes all the throwback stuff when I

554
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:23.719
watched that, that was on Nickelodeon
or what. But like, yeah,

555
00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:27.400
I definitely grew up watching like Looney
Tunes. And you know why the coyote

556
00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:30.079
and all that shit, Um must
have been a Nickelodeon. I would think

557
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:31.239
that ship was from like Mary Melodies. And all that. That was like

558
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:35.360
the sixties, right, what was
it doing airing in like the early nineties.

559
00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:37.679
Well, because Nick Nickelode did Nick
at Knight. I was always like

560
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:43.360
Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dye. You know what were you talking about,

561
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:46.559
like like Looney Tunes like that Space
Race, Like I imagine it's just

562
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:51.760
like syndication shit like this is I
don't know, I guess it's not that

563
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:54.559
different from streaming services now where it's
like that's where Jerry sign That's why Jerry

564
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:58.840
Seinfeld has so much fucking money because
Seinfeld got syndicated, so he was just

565
00:36:58.920 --> 00:37:01.519
set for life. Oh yeah,
syndication rights are massive. Yeah, I

566
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:05.199
mean that still happens, like you
know, big Bang theory or whatever.

567
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:08.360
It's just raking in money because it's
a syndication. But yeah, it's just

568
00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:15.119
a bunch of different landscape now.
Yeah. But then among the many other

569
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:20.440
not to be a downer, among
the many other economic concerns recently, it's

570
00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:27.159
like, um else it the phrase
Hollywood Wall Street, Like the people on

571
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:31.800
Wall Street who inform the Hollywood market
are saying like, oh man, all

572
00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:37.840
this money you've been like catapulting into
streaming is starting to not pay dividends.

573
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:42.360
You should pull out. We'll not
pull out, but like, hey,

574
00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:45.440
here's a slight warning that you're you're
kind of you're kind of poking the bubble

575
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:50.159
um, which I think has been
happening for all. Like Netflix hasn't been

576
00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:53.000
great for a while, but it's
also just white noise. Do you guys

577
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:57.320
know, Speaking of books, do
you know um Don DeLillo? White noise?

578
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:01.039
Have you seen on Netflix with Adams
Driver? It's credit Girwig as his

579
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:07.079
wife. Okay, so it's one
of those books that's like widely considered Gwig.

580
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:10.880
Is that the the Global Warming?
No, that's cred A Fundberg.

581
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:17.559
Oh okay, she's married. Okay, like Credi Gerwig directed Francis Ha.

582
00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:22.880
She she's done, like she did
Ladyberg, Ladybird. It's so new bile

583
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:27.159
though, you know that word sounds
gross? Yeah, it is gross.

584
00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:31.599
You've ruined that word was quite.
I didn't know what it meant, and

585
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:35.000
you guys got weird with it.
No, you didn't know. I mean

586
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:39.400
you were correct. Mike had the
immediate reaction to someone who feels guilty because

587
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:45.320
he knew where that word came from. In his mind, what he's a

588
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:52.360
writer. You know, he's got
don't don't don't be, don't be,

589
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:59.360
don't be, laconic um White Noise. Yeah, kind of more like laid

590
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:04.519
back, easy. Yeah. Wouldn't
people describe orange cassidy. He's a laconic

591
00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:07.519
Yeah, Okay, all right,
he's the definition of it. White Noise.

592
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:12.159
This book by Don de Lillo,
who also did Underworld. His first

593
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:15.280
book was Americana. He's done a
shit ton. It's one of those books

594
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:22.559
that's considered like unadaptable to movie.
Basically, Noah Bomback, who has done

595
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:25.320
like marriage stories done Noah on the
Whale. He's just done these like low

596
00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:31.480
key dissolving marriage, divorcing parents,
kind of family drama stuff. He took

597
00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:37.159
on White Noise, which is also
where the band Airborne Toxic Event gets their

598
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:40.079
name. But the amount of money
that they just threw at this dude who

599
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.920
had never done a movie of this
scale and scope and by the I mean

600
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:49.440
Netflix, is absurd. I started
watching it the other night and it's long.

601
00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:52.000
I got two hours in and I'm
like, this is the most expensive

602
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:55.280
movie I've seen in a long time. And Noah Bomback, who the last

603
00:39:55.320 --> 00:40:00.119
movie I saw by him was about
Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver breaking up for

604
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:05.440
three hours in like three rooms that
directed it. Yeah, yeah, which

605
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.960
I liked, But it's crazy and
I'm like, if Netflix is doing this,

606
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:13.800
this must be like a tipping point
of some sort. And it's not

607
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:15.800
that I didn't. I actually kind
of enjoyed the movie. It's not perfect,

608
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:17.960
but from what I saw, I
liked it. I feel it was

609
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:22.599
just a spending spree from like maybe
the mid twenty tens, like we'll say,

610
00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:27.039
like twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen,
until maybe a little bit into the

611
00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:30.719
pandemic where it's just like, you
know, Netflix and Hulu and Amazon everyone

612
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:34.760
just spending so fucking much money just
trying to get their exclusive things. Ever

613
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:37.400
since, I feel like House of
Cards was that first really big one,

614
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:38.480
you know, where it's like,
oh, we're just going to dump all

615
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:40.960
this, you know, the whole
season goes up at once and it's Netflix

616
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:45.039
exclusive and all this stuff, and
we got a list actors and all this,

617
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:50.840
and then like spending and then like
I feel like, was it mid

618
00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:54.239
pandemic or late kind of pandemic lockdown
era that it's like, oh it should

619
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:59.519
like Netflix had a harsh drop off
they went like seven hundred, eight hundred

620
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:02.519
to like fucking one fifty or two
hundred or something like. It was precipitous.

621
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:09.800
Yeah, because other like others with
your calendar words it three ones real

622
00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:15.639
quick and trying to yeah, it's
really okay, and it really is.

623
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:20.639
I think I think the the natter
thing when things were nascent really would have

624
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:27.039
been ten. And then it just
really did it really did just um precipitate

625
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:31.000
several wells. There were several defining
factors of the of the of the It

626
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:37.679
was really raining shows. How would
you describe that dead lift? Oh,

627
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:46.000
that dead lift was absolutely inscrutable.
All right, dude, that guy,

628
00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:52.639
that guy that's doing those uh those
lateral raises looks pretty nonplussed. I never

629
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:58.840
plus okay, actually no, what
defined nonplused? Well, it's confused because

630
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:00.840
I used in a bunch of giant
on once and and people told me I

631
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:02.679
was saying it wrong. So oh
yeah, yeah, okay, so I

632
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:09.000
see it is like unaffected unbothered,
um, which it's like the opposite.

633
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:13.639
Okay, it's actually the opposite.
I always thought that too, And then

634
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:15.840
I use it and someone was editing
one of my like reviews or something,

635
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:19.320
and of course I use non plus
in a video game review because I'm a

636
00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:23.480
douche bag. But they're like,
actually, this means that they were very

637
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:27.400
agitated, like upset. I was
like, oh, that makes no sense.

638
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:30.159
It doesn't sound like that. The
one I always remember from writing a

639
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:32.519
video game review was saying something like, oh, this thing, the visuals

640
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.440
don't jive with the whatever you know
something? Yeah, oh gay, and

641
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:39.079
it's jibe with a B. Yeah
yeah. But we debated it. Yeah,

642
00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:45.440
and I always thought it was jive
as well. And we talked about

643
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:49.519
coming down the pike as opposed to
pipe right right right right. But yeah,

644
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:53.559
m hm. My vocabulary is real
big. I know a lot of

645
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:55.760
words. I don't think I know
what most of them or a lot of

646
00:42:55.800 --> 00:42:59.519
them mean. I just hear them
in a certain context and I think I

647
00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:01.480
know how to use them, and
I think ninety percent of the time I'm

648
00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:05.320
right, but sometimes i'm pretty off, like non plussed. I was off.

649
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:08.679
Yeah, it happens. I pronounced
a ray as ari until I was

650
00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:16.360
like eleven eleven. Yeah, I
was eleven. Uh, never forget when

651
00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:22.400
you know, the old amuse bouche
conversations happened and I embarrassed myself forever.

652
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:27.039
What's the actual thing? What did
you? Well, that's how you said.

653
00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:30.519
What did you What were you saying? Uh? What did I say?

654
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:35.440
I always a yeah, I just
embarrassed myself. Fully, I don't

655
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:39.199
know how to say uh oh,
hors, divors. Yeah, you're just

656
00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:43.440
just tough though, Like I know
order of when I see it, but

657
00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:45.880
like when I actually go to spell
it, But why don't we just convert

658
00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:52.559
it like we do everything else because
we're dumb dumbs. It's a lot of

659
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:54.239
problems, Mike orders, can you
look it up? And I want to

660
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:59.000
see if I can spell a French
word correctly, spelling prowess so technically I

661
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:01.800
believe it's more than one word.
But sure, I turn up. Okay,

662
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:06.119
I got it? Uh, okay, do you I'm gonna need like

663
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:09.880
actual like exclamation points in it.
Well, I don't know the lots or

664
00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:19.599
whatever. It's r R S right, sure, d apostrophe O U R

665
00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:22.159
B E S. No, you
got the right letters, they're out of

666
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:27.840
order. It's d apostrophe O E
U v R E s U ship.

667
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:31.320
But it's also v R e s
all right, all right, it's it's

668
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:35.559
a dumb language. No, I'm
just kidding. French is actually pretty cool.

669
00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:39.559
Amanda speaks it really well. I
speak Spanish proficiently, and Spanish makes

670
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:43.639
way more sense in my mind.
Spanish is not that hard. No,

671
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:47.920
it's not read most Spanish. Yeah, French, Spanish, Italian. I

672
00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:52.599
mean just they're the romantic languages.
That's not a thing there. They come

673
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:59.320
from, like Roman, like largely
affected by Roman Roman romantic m wait does

674
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:04.480
like love Romantic well, like Roman
language is largely like Latin from what I

675
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:08.159
believe then, like a lot of
different like what is it? There are

676
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:14.719
certain like this is like sat stuff
that I forgot, like to know whether

677
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.880
the plural of a word would be
like pie or like octopie or octopuses.

678
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:22.840
You have to know whether it's Greek
origin or Latin. Latin is awesome though,

679
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:24.440
Like I loved learning, Like in
junior high, I learned a bunch

680
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:28.840
of Latin stuff and like the prefixes
and subfixes and you can like it's like,

681
00:45:28.880 --> 00:45:30.039
oh, I can see where a
lot of English words come from.

682
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:34.639
Where it's like uh, liberaate you
know, liberty, freedom, you know

683
00:45:34.760 --> 00:45:37.639
things like that, Like it's I
thought that was really interesting. People don't

684
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:44.079
speak it now the five most widely
spoken. Okay, I'm gonna look up.

685
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:49.039
Okay. The Romance languages, sometimes
referred to as Latin languages or Neo

686
00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:52.000
Latin languages, are various modern languages
that evolved from Vulgar Latin. They are

687
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:58.119
the only extant group subgroup of the
Italic languages in the Indo European language family.

688
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:00.239
Holy shit, there's a lot of
different things there. What does vulgar

689
00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:06.760
means? Also known as popular or
colloquial Latin, is the range of non

690
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:10.119
formal registers of Latin spoken from the
Late Roman Republic onward. There you go.

691
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:14.880
So there were the prominent languages in
the Late Roman Republic that carried on

692
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:20.000
into like big languages nowadays. When
was Rome like a big deal? Was

693
00:46:20.039 --> 00:46:23.199
that like hundreds or thousands of years
ago, the thousands, when like Caesar

694
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:28.159
and all that ship was happening,
Caesar, Augustus Marcus Aurelius, was that

695
00:46:28.360 --> 00:46:34.480
near Never forget Augustus Gloup that part
of the Renaissance? Or was that this

696
00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:37.559
would have been before the Renaissance?
Okay, well, I mean, like

697
00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:43.280
the Renaissance sparked near where all this
shit happened, but it was long before

698
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.000
it there's so much creat because you
learned about, like I know of the

699
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:47.800
Renaissance. I know of like the
Roman Empire and all that stuff, but

700
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:51.800
there's crazy shit that you don't realize
where the crossovers were, Like what was

701
00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:55.679
that was then Assassin's creed in origins
were with pyramids. That was one where

702
00:46:55.679 --> 00:46:59.199
it's like there was like Roman statues
and stuff, and it's like, what

703
00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:01.320
the fuck does all this? Yeah, I heard that like Rome and Egypt

704
00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:07.400
had like a crossover view going on
Libya, which is just west of Egypt.

705
00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:12.960
Was I'm gonna mix this up.
Was a initially, I believe.

706
00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:16.119
I think it like changed hands between
the Greeks and Romans several times through like

707
00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:22.039
political and bloodshed. So the Rome
like invade Egypt and like own the pyramids

708
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:25.679
and stuff. Oh yeah, Rome, and like what Cleopatra and Caesar got

709
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:30.840
super tight. I fuck it with
Clepand whenever I hear about Cleopatra, they

710
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:37.679
were historical context, they were virile, they were new bile anybody that he

711
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:40.920
boo. Whenever I hear Cleopatra brought
up in a historical context, that fucks

712
00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:45.679
me up because I think I always
confused her with Medusa and I think Medusa

713
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:49.800
was fictional, and so like when
I I I'll hear Cleopatra and I'll picture

714
00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:52.599
like the snake hair and everything.
I'm pay a minute. That wasn't a

715
00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:55.000
shoot, Like Cleopatra wasn't around,
but I guess she was like a historical

716
00:47:55.119 --> 00:48:00.719
real person. Yeah, Cleopatra's brother
was told me the I forget the number,

717
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:09.159
told me the sixth or second or
something. He was installed by that.

718
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:13.719
I believe, I'm fucking so much
of this up. I think he

719
00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:16.480
was allied with the Greeks, and
then Cleopatra was like in exile, she

720
00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:22.320
got close with Caesar, believe they
were they were bumping uglies. And then

721
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:24.320
she came back to Egypt and she
had her brother killed and took over.

722
00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:28.880
I actually want correction on that because
I was interested in that stuff for a

723
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:30.679
while. UM, just make make
sure you're correct, because if you're not,

724
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.840
we can't air this. I know, you know, all right,

725
00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:37.880
I can't wait for the emails.
No, I'm actually asking for corrections there

726
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:43.519
because I think I'm sort of fairly
close. And you know how you know

727
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:45.599
how history exams go in high school
when your teacher makes you you failed,

728
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:51.360
like I was in the Ballpark.
Yeah. Anyway, Um, do you

729
00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:57.760
guys want to talk about video games? It's two thousand and eight the USG

730
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:01.559
issue. No, I'm just kidding. Death Space Make It Out is now

731
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:06.360
out? If you're listening to this
came out Friday. Does it have any

732
00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:09.119
kind of like remake or it just
it's just all dead Like if you look

733
00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:13.280
at the two titles listed side by
side, there's no correct, it's just

734
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:15.639
both dead Space right correct? Yeah? Yeah, I guess from from here

735
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:19.119
on out, we'll have to say
it like Doom twenty sixteens, like Dead

736
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:22.519
Space twenty twenty three. Yep,
yep. I don't necessarily like that,

737
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:24.000
but it works like if I say
a Hitman twenty sixteen. You know,

738
00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:28.320
I'm not talking about the fucking PS
two games. So yeah, it works.

739
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:31.639
Got a Wars same thing. Yeah, I'd rather that than like a

740
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:36.800
clunky subtitle. You know. Oh
yeah, what are the I mean some

741
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:42.840
of them lean into a tomb Raider
anniversary tomb Raider legend. You know,

742
00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:46.519
there's there's like they get recently,
they have really bad ones. Was it

743
00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:52.599
remastered edition? Yes, that's exactly
the one I would have. Was that

744
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:58.840
Red Faction Gorilla Remastered oh, there
was a Darksider's Death Definitive edition. Yeah,

745
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:01.719
yeah, which the remarkstart, I
don't mind because that game is already

746
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:08.480
like dumb fun that Darksiders, which
is not really that. So that's when

747
00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:14.000
I was like, oh my god. Yeah, the first game was very

748
00:50:14.159 --> 00:50:21.920
serious of Darksiders, like let's do
gritty mythical or like biblical. Yeah.

749
00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:24.159
I like that first one a lot. I like the first and second one.

750
00:50:24.239 --> 00:50:30.000
The second one was like a bit
more over, like open and collectible

751
00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:32.840
laden. But now here's a question, what's the new dead Space like?

752
00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:40.719
It's I like it a bunch.
They made some changes. I would say,

753
00:50:40.880 --> 00:50:43.960
right off the bat, if you
really liked the first game, you

754
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:49.239
played it, it'll be noticeable how
much Isaac Clark talks. Now. Yeah,

755
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:51.639
I had forgotten because like in two
and three he had a voice,

756
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:52.639
right, but I forgot he was
silent in the first one, and they

757
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:55.920
like totally changed his face. He
looks like Lance Armstrong. Now they changed

758
00:50:55.960 --> 00:51:00.679
his face. They couldn't um,
I'm assuming it's contractual thing. They didn't

759
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:06.960
get Hammond back pretty the dude.
He's the actor who gets kicked into the

760
00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:09.639
bottomless well in three hundred played Hammond, if memory serves, But oh yeah.

761
00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:12.760
At first I was like, oh
God, what are they doing?

762
00:51:13.400 --> 00:51:15.760
But the more I played it,
and I think I'm about halfway, I

763
00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:21.920
actually like it. The voice actors
are all good, but specifically with Isaac

764
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:23.800
talking, but he'll take his helmet
off and walk around and talk on the

765
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:29.480
radio sometimes. But I think they
actually did it in a creative way,

766
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:34.880
in the sense that when you have
objectives Isaac when he's talking to Hammond and

767
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:38.440
should I forget his other shipmate's name
after Chen gets killed, he'll like give

768
00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:45.400
more engineering centric reasons for what the
objective is. That kind of lend a

769
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:49.679
bit more flavor to it. It's
no longer just like Hammond somehow knows how

770
00:51:49.719 --> 00:51:52.519
to decouple this thing and then refuse
that. It's Isaac being like, oh,

771
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:58.480
guys, someone they'll give him an
objective Isaacly like, that's actually not

772
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:02.239
as easy as you're making it sound. Also that the medical wing is flooded

773
00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:06.519
with necromorphs or whatever, like guys
like I will have to do this in

774
00:52:06.599 --> 00:52:08.159
that and this that's a complicated process, and the like, well we gotta

775
00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:10.760
I was like, oh, okay. In the original version, it was

776
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:15.920
like Hammond being like, you'll have
to go there reattach this and somehow he

777
00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:19.400
knows this, so it actually works. It's not just ham fisting dialogue.

778
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.719
In For the most part, I
think all of the changes work really well,

779
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:27.199
and I was surprised because like I
hadn't really follow the development or announcements

780
00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:30.840
or anything. There's more changes than
I expected. In fact, I one

781
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:32.840
of the things I definitely remember about
the first one was the asteroid thing being

782
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:35.800
a giant pain in the ass,
Like there's a part where you just have

783
00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:40.039
to sit and like, yeah,
just shoot a billion asteroids one die.

784
00:52:42.119 --> 00:52:44.719
Yeah, I remember being like a
pain in the ass. And this one,

785
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:47.039
like there is still that sequence where
there are asteroids coming at the ship,

786
00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:50.159
but the way they handle it,
Mike, I don't know if you've

787
00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:52.400
been there yet is like totally different
and it's fun. It's just like basically

788
00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:55.920
you're kind of flying around in zero
G, which they added like a bunch

789
00:52:55.920 --> 00:53:00.559
of like zerog like mobility stuff to
this one. And yeah, that's really

790
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:01.800
well, which you know, that's
an easy thing to kind of fuck up

791
00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:05.079
and be disorienting, but like they
made it really easy to kind of like

792
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:07.119
write yourself and rotate and all that. So you're going up with these different

793
00:53:07.159 --> 00:53:10.679
stations of these turrets and you have
to calibrate the turrets by pointing them at

794
00:53:10.679 --> 00:53:14.440
a certain amount of asteroids, and
once you've done that, you can leave

795
00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:16.239
it and it will shoot the asteroids
for you you move on to the next

796
00:53:16.280 --> 00:53:21.320
one. It just makes it a
much smoother experience there. Yeah, the

797
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:23.079
map's a lot better now. It
looks more like kind of like the map

798
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:27.599
from like you know, Resival to
Remake. It's not a clunky like you

799
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.599
know, mid two thousands where everything
was trying to do the worst. According

800
00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:35.800
to Kayla, goddamn god, damn
it. Yes, it's everything was trying

801
00:53:35.800 --> 00:53:37.400
to do three D maps in the
mid two thousands and most of them sucked.

802
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:40.679
So this is like flat and works
better. Yeah, this zer g

803
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:45.119
stuff is good. Some of it
doesn't. Some of it really shows the

804
00:53:45.239 --> 00:53:51.719
time it was made. There's a
lot of very obvious like environmental storytelling or

805
00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:54.480
stuff like as soon as you get
the plasma cutter that's cut off their limbs

806
00:53:54.519 --> 00:53:59.039
written in blood on the wall,
and in the span of like five minutes

807
00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:01.519
I got the mcutter. It says
that in blood on the Wall there's an

808
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:05.199
audiolog I find where they're like,
we shot it in the face, but

809
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:07.840
it didn't die. We had to
shoot off its arms and its legs before

810
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.159
he died. Yea. And then
I got a tooltip that was like,

811
00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:15.199
hey, just to reiterate, oh
my god, it's arms and it's legs.

812
00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:19.719
And then a tooltip pops up and
says, hey, hey, you

813
00:54:19.760 --> 00:54:22.360
should shoot their limbs with the plasma
cutter. You can rotate it if you

814
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:23.920
need to cut the limbs better.
Then you get a call from your captain

815
00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:27.880
and he says, don't even try
to shoot him in the head, and

816
00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:30.239
Isaac goes, yeah, the only
ways to kill him is to cut off

817
00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:34.920
their limbs, their arms, their
legs. Clear. I wrote that down

818
00:54:35.079 --> 00:54:37.079
verbatim because it was so just like, hey, shoot their fucking limbs.

819
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:42.679
I have a I have a screen
shot at one of the tram stations.

820
00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:49.159
I forget which one, in small
paint chalk, I don't know. There's

821
00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:53.360
several of those, kind of like
a hyper corporate propaganda posters the tram station

822
00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:58.679
to say come work for concordance.
It's the whole like Verhoeven, like RoboCop,

823
00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:01.679
like yeah, doopian um. There's
a little. I don't know who

824
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:05.480
wrote this or if it happened after
the outbreak or what, but it just

825
00:55:05.559 --> 00:55:09.800
says, in case you guys weren't
aware of the very subtle themes of the

826
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:14.719
trilogy, someone wrote, fuck this
ship, it's a shitty capitalist organization.

827
00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:17.800
Yes, And then I saw I
took a picture of one sent at the

828
00:55:17.880 --> 00:55:22.639
bunk where it's just like a post
it note or something, and it just

829
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:28.840
says, we have run out of
body bags here the spray painted it on

830
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:32.039
the wall. Well, I realized
that I forgot how kind of dumb this

831
00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:37.320
game is with stuff like that,
and like spoiler story mute for ten seconds

832
00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:40.159
if you went through here. Um, but like the whole gimmick of the

833
00:55:40.519 --> 00:55:45.039
yeah the Nicole is dead, gimmick
of the first letters of all the chapters,

834
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:49.719
It's like, that's such a dumb
thing, like but love. And

835
00:55:49.800 --> 00:55:55.039
I was seventeen, I'm like,
oh, that's that's so brilliant that that

836
00:55:55.199 --> 00:55:58.639
means. That does not mean what
I'm saying. It means. Okay,

837
00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:00.679
I remember thinking it was back then, but it seems kind of just like

838
00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:04.719
okay, sure, right, I
don't think it's a neat idea. It's

839
00:56:04.800 --> 00:56:07.760
kitchy and it's silly, but it
is like an interesting thing. I was

840
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:14.000
reading a whole thread about how graffitian
games rarely does what it's meant to do,

841
00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:20.760
because graffiti is pretty much about trying
to say something to the masses that

842
00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:25.400
you're not supposed to or allowed to
say. In protest right, it's not

843
00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:30.719
really meant to be something that you
yeah, it's not. It doesn't work

844
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.360
like that, and so you can
do that to get the word across.

845
00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:39.360
But that's why it always feels awkward
to the player in terms of like story

846
00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:45.159
building, because no one would actually
write that down. They did write like

847
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:50.920
anything. They would just probably write
like it, you know, like we're

848
00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:58.360
all gonna die or whatever. Did
you guys remember the Left or Dead storyboards

849
00:56:58.360 --> 00:57:00.159
that would just say like, you
know, we're all gonna die, and

850
00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:02.840
then they would fight in the storyboars
and be like I hope you died.

851
00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:05.719
He'd be like, you know what, screw you man, and they were

852
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:08.840
like fighting in the spray paint like
that's like a classic. Well, we

853
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:12.320
talked about Signalis last year. That
was the first game in a while that

854
00:57:12.440 --> 00:57:15.719
did not do all these tropes like
you get a code you could read emails

855
00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:20.360
on computers because there was a power
surge that reset the security on the computers,

856
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:24.119
which let you there was people complaining
that someone had access to this channel.

857
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:30.079
It all was, I don't know, more diagetic that like actually I'm

858
00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:35.199
serious about um no, yeah,
actually good diagetic. I wrote my notes

859
00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:37.960
for this because of all the digetic
hud stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,

860
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:42.119
you know that holds up like seeing
the AMMO on the guns and seeing the

861
00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:45.440
health bar like on his back,
like fucking no hut at all. It's

862
00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:47.239
all diegetic, like in world like
that. That's awesome, I think.

863
00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:52.639
Yeah, and they did make so
Yeah, the zero G is no longer

864
00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:59.639
you're picking a point and leaping shooting
there like a laser and then you're magnetized

865
00:57:59.639 --> 00:58:04.280
to it. It is. They
retrofitted two and three, especially three zero

866
00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:07.559
G into one, so that works
like they've retrofitted a lot of two and

867
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:10.039
three stuff into one, whether it's
the zero G or Isaac talking more.

868
00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:16.440
But they also messed with the weapons
a bit in ways I love because I

869
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:20.280
don't know if you remember, in
the original version of Dead Space, the

870
00:58:20.360 --> 00:58:23.039
pulse rifles alternate fire. He would
kind of stick it in the ground and

871
00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:29.559
it would rotate like a sprinkler shooting
bullets, but the bullets were never powerful

872
00:58:29.679 --> 00:58:32.440
enough to do anything. Pulse rifle
is only good if you can shoot them

873
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:36.519
like seventeen times in a row in
one specific spot. So like, what

874
00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:38.199
the fuck is the point of this? So now it's the proximity mine that

875
00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:45.920
was not the alternate fire in the
original game. They added that, um,

876
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:51.039
did you get the flamethrower yet?
Yes, the what was the flame

877
00:58:51.159 --> 00:58:53.679
the flamethrowers original alt fire? I
forget what it was. But now it's

878
00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:59.079
like a wall of fire that anybody
who goes any necromorpher that goes through it

879
00:58:59.559 --> 00:59:01.840
just is incinerated. So in like
a room, you can like you know,

880
00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:05.480
you can set up like okay,
well that blocks off that area.

881
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:10.079
Yeah, yeah, they did that
some of the like for all of the

882
00:59:12.559 --> 00:59:17.760
dumb blood on the wall stuff.
Some of the text logs are I forgot.

883
00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:22.119
Someone compared one my coworkers, who
knows the game the original much better

884
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:27.880
than I do, show the difference
between two text logs, and I was

885
00:59:27.880 --> 00:59:31.320
like, oh, the writing is
better now, Like I don't think I

886
00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:34.800
would have noticed when I was seventeen. Hub and I've played that game many

887
00:59:34.840 --> 00:59:37.360
times since, but I don't read
the text slugs anymore, or I haven't

888
00:59:37.400 --> 00:59:39.760
read them since I was seventeen and
played the game for the first time.

889
00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:43.239
So it was really I was like, oh, wow, they are a

890
00:59:43.280 --> 00:59:45.320
bit less ham fisted than the first
game. It was all that, like

891
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:49.679
the same annoying, overwrought in your
face, blood in the wall stuff,

892
00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:53.199
but same text logs. And now
not that they're all perfect by any means,

893
00:59:53.320 --> 00:59:57.719
but they definitely show a bit more
understanding, and it helps that the

894
00:59:57.800 --> 01:00:00.360
trilogy has been completed for a while, so they have more context for They

895
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:09.079
introduce the alien technology unitologist stuff much
earlier markers a unitology or unitarians a real

896
01:00:09.119 --> 01:00:14.079
thing unitology. Yes, I get
a mixed up. Yeah, yeah,

897
01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:16.199
it's a lot of that, Like
it seems dated now, but also everything

898
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:19.000
was doing it at the time,
so it's like, you know, I

899
01:00:19.239 --> 01:00:22.719
get kind of oh, there's a
lot of audiologs here. There's these video

900
01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:24.880
transmissions that play and you can't really
do anything until it's done. It reminds

901
01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:29.000
me of the like Gears or the
Arkham like slow Walk and talk about like

902
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:31.960
it's annoying now, but like that
wasn't really a big problem back then,

903
01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:36.239
so it's like it's not bothering me
too much here, But like there are

904
01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:38.360
those moments where you realize that this
was a game that was made two thousand

905
01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:42.639
and eight, but a lot of
it, like the fucking stomp is still

906
01:00:42.679 --> 01:00:45.519
so good. I still think the
objective marker, just that tram it shows

907
01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:49.119
it on the ground is great because
then it's like, Okay, that's the

908
01:00:49.159 --> 01:00:51.679
way forward. I can go down
these side things if I want to explore

909
01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:54.599
and get some nodes or whatever.
I forgot about the kinetic stuff though,

910
01:00:54.639 --> 01:00:58.960
like the I love any game that
has like that psy ops you know,

911
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:02.159
Force Star Wars. You can throw
stuff, Yeah, and I forgot about

912
01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:05.559
the stuff where it's like, oh, I can cut off a fucking spiky

913
01:01:05.760 --> 01:01:08.599
arm up one neck or more kinnetic
that into my hands and then use it

914
01:01:08.679 --> 01:01:13.199
to impale another one against the wall, which she feels good. Yeah.

915
01:01:13.360 --> 01:01:19.039
I love that. There's also like
three levels of security doors now, yeah,

916
01:01:19.119 --> 01:01:23.480
which gives it more of a metroidvania
feel, which the game was always

917
01:01:23.519 --> 01:01:28.800
somewhat of a metroidvania, but now
it's specifically like, okay, mental note

918
01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:30.960
to come back to this room.
That the story will probably not take me

919
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:35.199
to so I can get past this
into this locker. Yeah, it's like

920
01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:37.239
metal Gear. You get like a
level three key card and find yourself in

921
01:01:37.280 --> 01:01:39.079
an early area. It's like,
oh, fucking go into this room now

922
01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:43.639
and give both the famaus or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, in general,

923
01:01:43.679 --> 01:01:49.639
it's faithfully made, but they changed
enough little nitpicky things. I probably would

924
01:01:49.639 --> 01:01:52.039
have had if I played the original
nowadays. I think that played the original

925
01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:57.840
like three years ago maybe, Yeah, replayed the trilogy the best weapon Mary,

926
01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:00.840
it would have been when we played
it for Knevil. Those were good

927
01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:05.440
times. Yeah, And I don't
I don't think any of the Dead Space

928
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:12.079
games have aged particularly poorly. Really
enjoying them, every one of them.

929
01:02:12.159 --> 01:02:15.159
I remember like kind of breezing through
and not having too much difficulty. I

930
01:02:15.239 --> 01:02:19.800
do remember the Asteroid sequence fairly well, Dan and like how that was a

931
01:02:19.840 --> 01:02:23.599
little annoying but such a scary game. It's a spoopy game. It's great

932
01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:28.639
but tense and like it had a
lot of action. It wasn't it wasn't

933
01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:31.079
full on survival horror where you're like
scraping by for Ammo and stuff, like

934
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:34.679
there would be those rooms where you
walk in and it's like, Okay,

935
01:02:34.760 --> 01:02:36.920
there's gonna be a bunch of fucking
action in here. There's gonna be a

936
01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:38.559
bunch of ship coming through events and
everything, and like it was just tense

937
01:02:38.679 --> 01:02:43.519
action more than I think it was
horror. And also it was the game

938
01:02:43.599 --> 01:02:45.679
that most channeled Event Horizon to me, and I love Event Horizon and just

939
01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:50.400
that like idea of like space horror, like just fucked up stuff is happening

940
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:52.320
on the ship. Like I thought
it worked so well then, and this

941
01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:57.039
is a really really great remake.
I think, Yeah, it's super good.

942
01:02:57.519 --> 01:03:00.400
I don't. I it's all so
darker in a good way, not

943
01:03:00.519 --> 01:03:05.440
in like a Game of Thrones finale
way. It's like it makes it scarier

944
01:03:05.920 --> 01:03:08.039
because you go into some rooms and
they purposely the lights will go off and

945
01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:14.039
the power is faltering, and like, oh fuck, and it's you're not

946
01:03:14.119 --> 01:03:16.079
supposed to be able to see.
It's not a screen darkness problem, it's

947
01:03:16.400 --> 01:03:20.039
oh fuck, the lights are off
in the game. In the world.

948
01:03:20.159 --> 01:03:22.639
In the room, you have that
new mechanic where it's like you go up

949
01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:24.039
to the circuit breaker or whatever,
and it's like, okay, you can

950
01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:27.960
only use two of these three things, and one of them is the lights.

951
01:03:28.039 --> 01:03:30.480
So it's like, Okay, I
can unlock the elevator and the doors,

952
01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:32.440
but that means I gotta turn the
lights off and I gotta go through

953
01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:37.920
this scary ass place with no lights. And I was HDR around when two

954
01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:42.400
thous newer technology, so like DR
and just getting those like darker blacks and

955
01:03:42.440 --> 01:03:45.199
everything like that's uh, it's really
really effective in this. Yeah, I

956
01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:49.920
like it a whole bunch. Yeah, I'm getting excited. I'll probably maybe

957
01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:52.920
play some more after that. I
want to play it. It's really cool.

958
01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:57.440
But it's got that the last of
us resival for perfect pacing loop of

959
01:03:57.519 --> 01:04:05.760
like Scavenge Crap at Kale Gather Upgrade
Puzzle Solve Scavenge Craft. It's like it's

960
01:04:05.800 --> 01:04:09.400
hard to put down. It's like
I'll just play another ten minutes until the

961
01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:12.280
next day point. Yeah, oh
but now I can go I have another

962
01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:16.960
Yeah, I have my notes.
I put every note in the plasma cutter,

963
01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.519
so like if I run out of
plasma cutter, mo like the other

964
01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:24.159
stuff works, but it's like my
plasma cutter is just amazing. Yeah,

965
01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:27.320
that's the that was the achievement.
That was a really fun achievement to get

966
01:04:27.360 --> 01:04:32.199
on three sixty the pla. Yeah
yeah, um yeah, I uh,

967
01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:39.920
I like that game quite a bit. Great, it's still very good if

968
01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:42.559
you never played it back in the
day, Like you don't really need nostalgia,

969
01:04:42.679 --> 01:04:45.199
just just play it. It's very
good. Yeah. What a cool

970
01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:48.199
looking suit too, Yep, very
cool. Yeah, I love the suit.

971
01:04:49.239 --> 01:04:53.440
Yeah, you're toast her head.
Yeah yeah, Mary, I'm curious

972
01:04:53.480 --> 01:04:56.000
what you think having played Dead Space
for the first time, Like, what,

973
01:04:56.199 --> 01:04:58.760
I haven't played it. You guys
played it. I haven't played No,

974
01:04:59.119 --> 01:05:02.159
sorry, excited, I'm curious what
you think having only played the first

975
01:05:02.199 --> 01:05:08.320
one. Finally played the first one
three years ago. Right, it's I

976
01:05:08.360 --> 01:05:12.039
don't know, like there's a lot
of stuff. I forget that that circuit

977
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:15.800
breaker puzzle wasn't even in the original. Yeah, it's it does what a

978
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:17.039
good remake should do, and kind
of it's like, oh right, this

979
01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:19.719
is how I remember the game,
even if it's up every once in a

980
01:05:19.800 --> 01:05:23.719
while. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
sure if I looked back at like footage

981
01:05:23.719 --> 01:05:26.480
of eight, I'd be like,
oh wait, that actually looks way worse.

982
01:05:26.639 --> 01:05:29.400
But in my mind, like this
is how I remember playing this game.

983
01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:33.400
It's good. Timing too after Plissa
Protocol was not great. Actually,

984
01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:38.559
yeah, that's that's great. Having
past that game was not we did.

985
01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:40.880
We talk about that on here.
It's not good. Yeah, okay,

986
01:05:41.679 --> 01:05:46.519
um Mary, would you play playing? Um? So, I gave up

987
01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:51.239
on a game a couple of months
ago and I talked about it on here.

988
01:05:51.320 --> 01:05:54.960
It was called The Night Which,
yeah, we talked. We were

989
01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:58.960
all excited when we heard the Elevator
pitch for it, and we were all

990
01:05:59.079 --> 01:06:01.079
excited about it. And I played
it and I said, it's kind of

991
01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:04.960
ridiculous and it shoves you in these
like really small spaces with a shit ton

992
01:06:05.039 --> 01:06:09.679
of enemies and it's just like good
luck, and like it's really kind of

993
01:06:09.920 --> 01:06:13.719
chourney in that space. So I
quit. Well, I went to the

994
01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:17.239
villages in Florida and I brought my
Steam deck. I'm sure you were.

995
01:06:17.320 --> 01:06:21.000
That was a hit. They were
all paying those couldn't get enough. What

996
01:06:21.159 --> 01:06:24.920
are these night Wich You didn't spoilers? You had to walk around with your

997
01:06:24.920 --> 01:06:28.280
hands over your ears. Yeah,
what is that? Dead space? I

998
01:06:28.559 --> 01:06:32.360
needed? Uh? I needed a
game I could play on the plane for

999
01:06:32.480 --> 01:06:36.480
like five hours. And this is
a game you can really sink your teeth

1000
01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:42.599
into because it's all about improving your
skills. It's like I said, it's

1001
01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:45.320
very churney, like these boss fights
can take a lot of turns to get

1002
01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:48.239
through, and I needed something that
I could spend a lot of time on.

1003
01:06:48.400 --> 01:06:54.320
So I restarted The Night Wich and
I kind of like it now it's

1004
01:06:54.400 --> 01:07:00.280
pretty good. Um, I think
putting in time, I hint, I'm

1005
01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:06.360
a better person now. I needed
to put more time into building my character,

1006
01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:11.000
and I also think I need to
get over the hurdle of this game.

1007
01:07:11.320 --> 01:07:15.880
You build a deck and you are
you are a Nightwich, and you

1008
01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:18.400
fly, so you can you can
go anywhere. It's a bit of a

1009
01:07:18.480 --> 01:07:23.400
bullet hell where you can fly anywhere
with your left stick. Your right stick

1010
01:07:23.599 --> 01:07:27.639
is your aim, and you just
kind of basically want to always be shooting

1011
01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:31.760
abs so that you can constantly be
hitting all the enemies that are coming at

1012
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:36.159
you. You can either point your
stick at them to shoot them that causes

1013
01:07:36.199 --> 01:07:42.800
more damage, or you cannot.
You will auto target the closest enemy for

1014
01:07:42.920 --> 01:07:45.400
a little less damage. But then
you don't have to like you don't even

1015
01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:47.840
have to point at them. You
can just shoot and run around like a

1016
01:07:47.840 --> 01:07:50.280
little what was this a while ago? You talked about this a couple months

1017
01:07:50.280 --> 01:07:56.519
ago. Maybe it was it was
recommended to me by um like another streamers

1018
01:07:56.679 --> 01:08:00.760
while Kim Chika does like a lot
of cozy games and so on my Steam

1019
01:08:00.840 --> 01:08:01.719
deck and no, I got it
on my switch or something, and I

1020
01:08:01.800 --> 01:08:04.639
played it on a plane. I
totally forgot I played that. It's like,

1021
01:08:04.679 --> 01:08:06.920
oh wait, I remember flying around
doing this like my third Vanian thing.

1022
01:08:06.960 --> 01:08:09.519
That's right, That's why I played
it too. A bit was it

1023
01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:12.320
was impressed, but I only played
it on that one flight. Yeah,

1024
01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:15.199
kind of. It was just ramps
up the difficulty really heavily, and I

1025
01:08:15.279 --> 01:08:18.640
got to this point where I was
like, this game isn't worth like beating

1026
01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:23.960
my head against a wall to beat
these spaces in these areas. This trip,

1027
01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:27.439
however, because I was sitting on
a plane for five hours, I

1028
01:08:27.560 --> 01:08:30.439
just kept churning these areas, and
every time I beat one it felt good,

1029
01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:35.159
like it gives you a nice feeling
when you can get through these very

1030
01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:42.279
difficult spaces or that like tough boss
fight and so kind of burning through it,

1031
01:08:43.039 --> 01:08:45.880
I have felt a bit more confident
and a bit more of an understanding

1032
01:08:45.960 --> 01:08:49.319
of what this game is trying to
do. It just push you and again

1033
01:08:49.399 --> 01:08:53.920
the mechanics of like, so you
pick this deck and you always have three

1034
01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:57.760
cards. They're randomly going to give
you three cards. You get manna from

1035
01:08:57.840 --> 01:09:01.119
killing enemies, and then you can
use that man to play a card.

1036
01:09:01.159 --> 01:09:05.159
A card could be something like a
shield, or it could be a really

1037
01:09:05.279 --> 01:09:11.279
heavy weapon or a machine gun.
There's all sorts of line. I'm I'm

1038
01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:13.520
now, I'm so far in the
game because I played it all the way

1039
01:09:13.520 --> 01:09:16.000
there. I played it while I
was in Florida, and then I played

1040
01:09:16.039 --> 01:09:18.600
it all the way back. So
now I've like sunk, you know,

1041
01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:24.479
fifteen hours into this game. I
have all the cards. I'm pretty I'm

1042
01:09:24.520 --> 01:09:29.199
a powerful witch, and I am
murdering these things. And I've started to

1043
01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:31.399
notice that the depth of the game
is a little deeper than I was giving

1044
01:09:31.439 --> 01:09:35.800
it credit for. The art of
the game is actually pretty good. There's

1045
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:40.359
a couple areas I've been in now
that are fucked in a good way,

1046
01:09:40.479 --> 01:09:42.479
you know what I mean, where
like they put a lot of energy into

1047
01:09:42.520 --> 01:09:47.560
like showing really sad ass creature,
just like a gross grotesque, like fucked

1048
01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:50.119
up creature, And I was like, man, the art team had a

1049
01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:56.119
ball making these like weird ass creatures
in what I would consider if you were

1050
01:09:56.159 --> 01:09:57.880
to look at this game, if
you were to look at image of this

1051
01:09:57.960 --> 01:10:00.319
game on Google, you'd be like, this just looks like a cute like

1052
01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:05.279
kitchy sweet game has a dark underbelly, and it has a decent concept of

1053
01:10:05.359 --> 01:10:13.239
a story of like how you know
how the media plays a toll on like

1054
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:16.359
war and like a person who is
in war, whether or not they're on

1055
01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:21.159
the right side. And you know, I mean, these things are have

1056
01:10:21.319 --> 01:10:26.039
been said before. But I think
it's an interesting take on the game and

1057
01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:30.000
I've enjoyed it. I actually I've
I've completely flipped my script on it.

1058
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:31.399
I think it's a good game.
I do think people should give it a

1059
01:10:31.439 --> 01:10:35.840
shot. Thanks Kim Chica. Sorry
it took me six months to come to

1060
01:10:36.039 --> 01:10:41.920
terms with it, but I actually
think it's pretty good. The thing that

1061
01:10:42.199 --> 01:10:45.840
I got that I bounced off of
with it is a lot of games are

1062
01:10:45.960 --> 01:10:50.000
using deck building in interesting ways to
mash up with other genres. My problem

1063
01:10:50.039 --> 01:10:54.239
with this was, like in a
bullet hell and correct me if I'm wrong.

1064
01:10:55.479 --> 01:10:58.760
I think if memory serves it's,
yeah, you're building a deck of

1065
01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:01.119
three cards and then you're using the
three. You're using X, Y,

1066
01:11:01.239 --> 01:11:05.039
and B the face buttons to cast
that random card that's as signed to that

1067
01:11:05.159 --> 01:11:09.840
button. In a bullet hell,
when things get difficult, I would rather

1068
01:11:10.000 --> 01:11:12.920
know which button the shield is on. But the way that they randomize the

1069
01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:15.880
buttons, I'm like, I don't
feel like that fits with a bullet hell.

1070
01:11:15.359 --> 01:11:18.079
That was one of the things that
really kissed me off. Yeah,

1071
01:11:18.439 --> 01:11:23.920
because you're talking about like a screen
filled with bullets and I have to look

1072
01:11:23.960 --> 01:11:26.520
at the lower right and be like, okay, so why is a my

1073
01:11:27.319 --> 01:11:30.600
machine gun? And you can have
I think your deck can have like eight

1074
01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:36.920
to ten cards, but it's random
which three you have at any given time.

1075
01:11:38.279 --> 01:11:41.640
So just because you have a show
doesn't mean it's in your three at

1076
01:11:41.680 --> 01:11:45.199
this time. Yeah. I don't
know. I just didn't It didn't feel

1077
01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:49.800
like a fifth. Maybe I just
wasn't there too, because I'm finding that

1078
01:11:49.960 --> 01:11:54.319
I can't have the card that I
want at the appropriate time. I think

1079
01:11:54.399 --> 01:12:03.600
that's honestly the reason I quit.
Am I here. I think you're frozen,

1080
01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:12.159
Mike, No, you're completely Wait
now you're back, You're coming back,

1081
01:12:12.479 --> 01:12:15.119
You're coming back. Okay, I
think you might be back. Okay,

1082
01:12:15.199 --> 01:12:17.359
Am I back, wait, wait, tell you something like I am,

1083
01:12:17.680 --> 01:12:23.359
I am saying something. Oh you're
slowly waiting too, And yeah,

1084
01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:30.800
Mike was telling him where he started
that he's had some bad internet because there's

1085
01:12:30.840 --> 01:12:33.159
been storms in the area. Well, I'm also in the area. But

1086
01:12:33.279 --> 01:12:38.399
I have you known adult internet?
You know you had internet problems like last

1087
01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:42.560
year for two weeks straight. It's
a nightmare. But then I did the

1088
01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:45.680
adult thing and I got, you
know, stuff that worked, so we

1089
01:12:47.479 --> 01:12:50.960
come on, it should work.
Yes, Well, okay, let's get

1090
01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:55.920
out of the screw driver or whatever
you are there. My biggest problem is

1091
01:12:56.000 --> 01:13:00.399
just my power goes out, like
not all the time, but like if

1092
01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:03.439
there's a storm with wind, I'm
like, oh, I better stuck up

1093
01:13:03.479 --> 01:13:08.680
on candles, Like it's a It's
a consistent enough thing that I've gotten to

1094
01:13:08.800 --> 01:13:11.640
accept it. I guess mine is
the basement flooding. If I had to

1095
01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:15.239
pick one thing, yeah, powers
good, but yeah, basement flooding.

1096
01:13:15.640 --> 01:13:23.119
Snakes is fucking phenomenal. But every
once in a while, snakes. I'll

1097
01:13:23.159 --> 01:13:25.520
take good Internet if it means I
get a snake or two. I don't

1098
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:30.800
think they're connected, honest, Like
that reminds me like when we worked at

1099
01:13:30.840 --> 01:13:32.439
Gabe Spot. Mike used to do
that all the time, with those stupid

1100
01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:38.520
like um like something really good,
but something bad happens to you. And

1101
01:13:38.600 --> 01:13:41.439
there would be like two different versions
of them, and they were both so

1102
01:13:42.439 --> 01:13:45.399
horrible, like they would they would
just be like terrible things like you know,

1103
01:13:45.680 --> 01:13:54.199
your feet are hands and your hands
or your feet um or you know

1104
01:13:54.560 --> 01:13:57.399
you have to like poo and pee
out of the same hole. And every

1105
01:13:57.439 --> 01:14:00.439
time you do you have to whistle. It's just like no one wants to

1106
01:14:00.439 --> 01:14:02.039
pick between those. Well, that's
the whole point is you got to debate

1107
01:14:02.079 --> 01:14:05.039
which one's worse. And I had
a book I remember once and the one

1108
01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:09.039
that always stuck with me. The
book was all would would you rather this

1109
01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:13.359
or that? And it was would
you rather poop a watermelon or pam Marble?

1110
01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:17.119
And I assume it is meant for
dudes, and I would I don't

1111
01:14:17.159 --> 01:14:19.560
know, no, no, no, no, not a watermelons, poop

1112
01:14:19.560 --> 01:14:25.159
a softball or pam marble? So
like watermelon would wreck you for life,

1113
01:14:25.239 --> 01:14:28.760
but like softball would just be a
bad day. So like, I don't

1114
01:14:28.760 --> 01:14:32.800
know which one would be worse.
I mean they sound awful, I would

1115
01:14:32.880 --> 01:14:40.840
say me the marble. Here's the
thing kidney stones sound back is they're jagged

1116
01:14:40.920 --> 01:14:44.520
and they're gonna rip up your urethra. I think a marble being smooth,

1117
01:14:44.560 --> 01:14:46.079
it would just be like whoa,
that's stretchy. But it wouldn't be like

1118
01:14:46.159 --> 01:14:49.920
cutting you up, you know.
Yeah, you just squeeze the hose a

1119
01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:53.199
little bit and it kind of shoots
out. Yeah, you can just kind

1120
01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:55.720
of grab the base and scoot it
up like a toothpaste tube and just get

1121
01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:58.720
that marble out of there. Probably, I don't know if that's like honest

1122
01:15:00.119 --> 01:15:05.560
for you. If that, I
think I have a normal I don't look

1123
01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:09.880
like you're the kind of person that
says that you want to be knocked out.

1124
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:19.600
Looking Dan with the big pepole,
look got the big hole on Dan.

1125
01:15:23.039 --> 01:15:25.159
I don't think there's a lot of
variants in that, is you can

1126
01:15:25.199 --> 01:15:28.199
shoot marbles out of that thing.
No, I don't want to do you

1127
01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:30.960
guys, I probably shouldn't pose a
question with my internet's unstable. No,

1128
01:15:31.359 --> 01:15:34.720
you're coming back for now, I'm
back. Do you remember the movie Little

1129
01:15:34.760 --> 01:15:38.880
Nikki? Yeah? I never saw
it. I played the game Boy,

1130
01:15:39.520 --> 01:15:43.960
so I mean he's the Devil's son
or something. Adam Sandler, but like

1131
01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:51.640
he's in hell and Hitler shows up
and his punishment in I Forget Um,

1132
01:15:53.560 --> 01:15:57.199
his Hitler's punishment is to get a
pineapple shoved up his ass every single day

1133
01:15:57.239 --> 01:16:00.520
for the like eternity. Okay,
and the watermelon reminded me of that.

1134
01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:05.359
I got to look up who played
Hitler in Little Nikki, because there's no

1135
01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:10.159
way it's just a random person I
think it was. It wasn't a character,

1136
01:16:10.319 --> 01:16:13.920
it was just someone. It was
a cameo from Hitler. Really,

1137
01:16:14.840 --> 01:16:18.079
er Carroll. It's Chris Carroll.
Oh yeah, that Hitler looking guy.

1138
01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:20.920
Okay, Yeah, it just looks
like Hitler. Okay, I thought it'd

1139
01:16:20.960 --> 01:16:25.399
be Chris Kitain since it was an
SNL guy. Okay. I don't think

1140
01:16:25.479 --> 01:16:29.840
this movie was super SNL heavy people. Was it that Lauren most of the

1141
01:16:29.920 --> 01:16:32.439
time? Maybe this was like Happy
Madison era, but a lot of the

1142
01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:36.640
SNL stuff early on, like producing
it. Yeah, Oh yeah, this

1143
01:16:36.760 --> 01:16:44.960
is a Tim Hurley that the Sandler
squad. Yeah. I would rather Yeah,

1144
01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:47.439
I guess I would rather Pam Marble. Yeah, I'd be smoother.

1145
01:16:48.319 --> 01:16:54.119
The softballs have seems and I don't
want that fucking up I wrecked him or

1146
01:16:54.119 --> 01:16:57.119
whatever. Yeah, I'm trying to
remember now what some of the weirder ones

1147
01:16:57.159 --> 01:17:01.720
I said would have been. It's
like, would you rather be buried alive

1148
01:17:01.880 --> 01:17:14.479
for thirty seconds every time you sneeze? Or or uh, be falling from

1149
01:17:14.520 --> 01:17:18.039
a skyscraper for ten seconds every time
you poop? I can hold in my

1150
01:17:18.119 --> 01:17:23.640
sneezes, but I can't hold in
my poops. So fun. Yeah,

1151
01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:26.760
if you know you're not gonna land
and be fine, Yeah, I'm totally

1152
01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:28.520
fine. Actually, i'd be fine
with the baried to life teop. With

1153
01:17:28.520 --> 01:17:30.960
the baried to live part wouldn't be
fun. It would just be like,

1154
01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:33.880
all right, I gotta do this
for ten seconds. The falling while you're

1155
01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:39.760
falling. Oh um, no,
you don't actually poop. It's like falling

1156
01:17:39.800 --> 01:17:43.399
from a skyscraper replaces the poop function
in your body. That just sounds fun.

1157
01:17:43.520 --> 01:17:46.800
I love skydiving. I would love
to do that every time. Yeah.

1158
01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:58.159
Um, would you rather have game
cubes for nipples or plasma two thousand

1159
01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:06.079
little plasma TVs for nose hairs?
Do I have to have? Do I

1160
01:18:06.159 --> 01:18:10.600
have to have three GameCubes as nipples? Since I have nipples, have three?

1161
01:18:10.760 --> 01:18:14.640
You'd have the orange one, the
purple one tiny GameCube. Yeah,

1162
01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:17.960
okay, yeah, I get the
spice orange for my third one, I

1163
01:18:18.039 --> 01:18:21.399
get the end to go for the
all right, yeah, yeah, I

1164
01:18:21.439 --> 01:18:25.680
guess I'd go with the GameCube nipples, although that'd be hard to hide the

1165
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:29.640
shirt. I guess the plasma TV
nose hairs if they're tiny enough you wouldn't

1166
01:18:29.640 --> 01:18:32.199
really notice. I would do the
GameCube nipples because I think you could sell

1167
01:18:32.319 --> 01:18:38.119
that. Do they work? People
would pay good money? The GameCubes and

1168
01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:42.960
the TV's work. Okay, Oh
if I had, can I choose both?

1169
01:18:43.079 --> 01:18:46.039
And then I can like component from
the GameCube nipples to the plasma Which

1170
01:18:46.039 --> 01:18:53.520
would you rather have? GameCube nipples
are saying you could play like sunshine on

1171
01:18:53.600 --> 01:18:55.640
your nose hairs, but you couldn't
see it. You'd have to have like

1172
01:18:55.680 --> 01:18:58.680
a mountain thing that came out.
Yeah, yeah, you run, You

1173
01:18:58.800 --> 01:19:02.399
run Sunshine on your nipples, but
you the images in your nose. Someone

1174
01:19:02.439 --> 01:19:05.600
else could play. You could just
sit. You're like one of those consoles

1175
01:19:05.640 --> 01:19:10.239
that the McDonald's. You just sit
in a chair and kids play Sunshine with

1176
01:19:10.279 --> 01:19:14.319
your nipples in your nose. The
officer get ordered for bachelor parties, but

1177
01:19:14.399 --> 01:19:17.680
you stop after you take off your
shirt and then everyone starts playing plays Warrior

1178
01:19:17.760 --> 01:19:27.079
were Mega party games speaking of nipples
for hands or gamecubesure this. I'll do

1179
01:19:27.199 --> 01:19:30.399
my best to not make this boring
for the audio listeners, Hey, what

1180
01:19:30.479 --> 01:19:33.920
the fuck are you doing? Not
being video? Yes, video people,

1181
01:19:34.199 --> 01:19:42.119
I have a dual sense edge.
It is. Uh, it's the it's

1182
01:19:42.159 --> 01:19:47.920
the elite equivalent that it's PlayStation's first
like quote unquote professional grade controller. Uh.

1183
01:19:48.199 --> 01:19:57.600
Comes in a cool roundish like astro
hard yep. Okay, what do

1184
01:19:57.680 --> 01:20:00.279
you put that in a luggage and
it's not going to get squish? Correct?

1185
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:03.239
Yeah, it's it's but it's got
a little cool velcro flap so you

1186
01:20:03.319 --> 01:20:06.880
can be charging it while it's in
here. Nice. Um, But I

1187
01:20:06.920 --> 01:20:10.079
don't know if you're looking at it, I guess describe it. It's just

1188
01:20:10.119 --> 01:20:12.720
if you're looking at head on,
it honestly looks like a dual sense except

1189
01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:17.800
there are two. You could see
these two like kind of extra small like

1190
01:20:18.600 --> 01:20:23.000
outcropping like yeah, nubs under the
analog sticks. And you'll notice I have

1191
01:20:23.079 --> 01:20:27.800
the PS three half dome analogs I
swapped in. Those are the coolest part

1192
01:20:27.800 --> 01:20:33.079
actually, So it's not super different
from the Xbox Elite. But UI wise

1193
01:20:34.640 --> 01:20:41.439
it is great because I have control
layouts. It's got the two back buttons

1194
01:20:41.479 --> 01:20:45.880
here where your middle fingers are.
Those can either be levers more like the

1195
01:20:45.119 --> 01:20:49.640
Xbox Elite like that click, but
I accidentally hit those a lot, and

1196
01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:54.720
I prefer these, which are like
half PS three analogs, and they're very

1197
01:20:54.760 --> 01:21:00.159
satisfying and they're easier. So in
games like I used a few examples um

1198
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:05.000
Horizon for Bin West, Red Dead
Redemption to Elden Ring. In games where

1199
01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:09.159
you normally have to use the dpad
to cycle through items, you could just

1200
01:21:09.199 --> 01:21:12.560
put them there so you don't have
to take your thumb off the analog during

1201
01:21:12.600 --> 01:21:16.600
boss fights or anything. You can
swip, swept, swap incantations or spells

1202
01:21:16.760 --> 01:21:20.520
in Elden That's what I do with
the the I have the Elite for Xbox

1203
01:21:20.560 --> 01:21:23.439
and for like Fortnite and stuff,
I have it, so like I switch

1204
01:21:23.479 --> 01:21:27.199
between weapons and stuff with those paddles
and the super helps and so these nubs

1205
01:21:27.279 --> 01:21:30.039
here though they both do the same
thing, it's just oh shit, A

1206
01:21:30.159 --> 01:21:35.520
my damn, am I out again. I'll continue for the audio listener,

1207
01:21:35.680 --> 01:21:42.640
he's probably sounding fine. He doesn't
sound fine here, h I'm gonna wait,

1208
01:21:42.760 --> 01:21:45.840
no, wait, you're coming back. You're going back, You're backs

1209
01:21:45.880 --> 01:21:48.399
back. I'm going to continue for
the audio listeners and for people in video.

1210
01:21:50.000 --> 01:21:54.479
Yeah yeah yeah, but um,
there's two of these nubs. They

1211
01:21:54.520 --> 01:21:57.239
do the same thing, just depends
on which thumb is free. You hold

1212
01:21:57.319 --> 01:22:00.840
it, it brings up a menu. Each phase button is assigned to a

1213
01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:04.760
specific profile that you saved. So
I have one profile it's called dead Space.

1214
01:22:04.840 --> 01:22:08.560
I have one profile that's Horizon.
I have one profile it's elden Ring.

1215
01:22:08.800 --> 01:22:12.399
You could swap like in a matter
of two, like a second immediately,

1216
01:22:12.720 --> 01:22:15.079
so I jump into Warhammer Vermontide too. I'm like, oh right,

1217
01:22:15.119 --> 01:22:19.760
I saved a specific analog sensitivity,
a certain button layout. I'm going to

1218
01:22:19.800 --> 01:22:26.680
switch to Vermintide. There's six different
default analog sensitivities. You can fine tune

1219
01:22:26.720 --> 01:22:29.399
them. You could do dead zones, you could do actual you can change

1220
01:22:29.399 --> 01:22:31.960
it shows you like the bar graph
of how sensitive they are in the middle

1221
01:22:32.079 --> 01:22:35.479
compared to when you first press end
let go, so you can get really

1222
01:22:35.560 --> 01:22:41.560
into it. If you're playing like
Overwatch two semi professionally, I don't know

1223
01:22:41.600 --> 01:22:45.359
why you'd be playing on console,
but you could do it immediately, like

1224
01:22:45.159 --> 01:22:48.399
I have Red Dead. I was
just testing it out and I'm like,

1225
01:22:48.479 --> 01:22:51.640
oh, Red Dead would be a
game. I want to change the analog

1226
01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:56.760
sensitivity because that game can be kind
of floaty in a lot of ways.

1227
01:22:56.800 --> 01:22:59.399
That game just doesn't for as much
as I love, it doesn't control all

1228
01:22:59.439 --> 01:23:04.000
that well. So I use the
steady analog sensitivity, that's what they call

1229
01:23:04.079 --> 01:23:08.920
it. It's like you can aim
smoothly but also quickly, so I don't

1230
01:23:08.960 --> 01:23:13.800
have to rely on the audio or
auto aim. So it's it's cool,

1231
01:23:13.880 --> 01:23:15.479
honestly, it's it's nice to be
able to jump between these games, which

1232
01:23:15.560 --> 01:23:18.720
on modern consoles it's super easy to
jump between games, so now it's nice

1233
01:23:18.760 --> 01:23:21.279
to be able to I was like, oh, I'm going to play a

1234
01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:25.119
shooter game, so I'm going to
go back to the default dual sense and

1235
01:23:25.239 --> 01:23:29.439
just you pull them off like that
and put it on and now you have

1236
01:23:29.640 --> 01:23:32.840
that analog. There a couple of
main questions here, because I love my

1237
01:23:33.279 --> 01:23:38.920
Xbox, I'll lead, Does it
have the thing where you can adjust the

1238
01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:43.279
throw of like L two and R
two. Yes, the trigger stop there's

1239
01:23:43.319 --> 01:23:45.039
two. You do a real quick
pop up to shoot. But if it's

1240
01:23:45.039 --> 01:23:47.399
like more of an analog racing game
or something like that. Yeah, you

1241
01:23:47.439 --> 01:23:50.520
can see if you're watching there's just
two notched. His next game, there's

1242
01:23:50.560 --> 01:23:56.119
only three settings. That's what Yeah, I just had too. So for

1243
01:23:56.319 --> 01:23:59.720
Vermintide a game where you're hacking and
swinging a lot, or maybe if you're

1244
01:23:59.720 --> 01:24:02.840
playing Skyrim when you kind of its
fingerstrained and be swinging a saurdaton, you

1245
01:24:02.920 --> 01:24:08.039
can raise the trigger stops so it's
like clicking, it's only going down like

1246
01:24:08.119 --> 01:24:12.319
a quarter inch inside the whole trigger
pull. It's Red Dead game, a

1247
01:24:12.399 --> 01:24:15.159
game where you're pulling triggers for like
old school weapons. It kind of I

1248
01:24:15.279 --> 01:24:18.720
like keeping it the original, like
all the way down. But yeah,

1249
01:24:18.760 --> 01:24:24.920
that's there too. That does not
you cannot save that to the profile because

1250
01:24:24.960 --> 01:24:29.760
that's that's analogic flip. That's easy, just flip. The other one is

1251
01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:32.640
my other question is um I just
one of my favorite things and so simple

1252
01:24:32.680 --> 01:24:38.359
about the Elite is just the weight. It just feels like less plastic e

1253
01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:43.680
it's heavier. It just it feels
feels legit. You know, the dual

1254
01:24:43.760 --> 01:24:47.359
sense dual sense has some weight to
it. Um. Yeah, it feels

1255
01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:58.039
the yeah heavy with good but the
controller light the okay the Honestly, this

1256
01:24:58.239 --> 01:25:01.479
reminds me of why the steam deck
feels so much better than the switch.

1257
01:25:01.680 --> 01:25:06.960
It doesn't feel as like flimsy.
The edge feels a bit heavier. I

1258
01:25:08.079 --> 01:25:12.800
like it. The only thing is
visually. Oh. Also, the grip

1259
01:25:12.920 --> 01:25:15.640
is different on the back where your
middle fingers rest. It's a bit it's

1260
01:25:15.720 --> 01:25:18.079
not as coarse. I kind of
like it. But there it's like a

1261
01:25:18.199 --> 01:25:26.720
separate plate on the back instead of
just one smooth thing. How much is

1262
01:25:26.760 --> 01:25:30.920
it? Two hundred? To be
clear, I got it sent from Sony.

1263
01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:32.600
I wouldn't about this fight, didn't. I just like it's a novelty

1264
01:25:32.680 --> 01:25:35.199
to have, and this is just
like one of Polygons units. I just

1265
01:25:35.399 --> 01:25:42.000
have it at the apartment. Now. That other difference is again I'm trying

1266
01:25:42.000 --> 01:25:44.760
to describe this as well as I
can. For audio, I've got the

1267
01:25:44.800 --> 01:25:47.399
black dual sense here, it's more
of the Matt Black where the PlayStation logo

1268
01:25:47.479 --> 01:25:51.800
button is between the analogs, the
dual sense edge. It's like shiny now

1269
01:25:53.000 --> 01:25:58.399
specifically because that's the plate you remove
if you want to swap out the analog,

1270
01:25:58.640 --> 01:26:02.840
The actual the base of each analog. Let me see if I can

1271
01:26:02.880 --> 01:26:05.640
do that. I didn't realize that
made different colors for the dual sense.

1272
01:26:05.680 --> 01:26:10.079
I thought it was just the white
one. They brought up the black,

1273
01:26:10.439 --> 01:26:13.319
that blue, and now there's a
maroon as well. Really, so you

1274
01:26:13.319 --> 01:26:15.520
can take that off, you can
take the plate off, and then you

1275
01:26:15.600 --> 01:26:19.479
can actually pull out the analog housing. I don't I won't do it right

1276
01:26:19.520 --> 01:26:24.119
now. I don't have to.
But which the main thing to do there

1277
01:26:24.319 --> 01:26:26.840
is, or the main reason they
do that is it's because like hey,

1278
01:26:27.680 --> 01:26:30.319
joy or analog drift is a thing
nowadays. So rather than buy a whole

1279
01:26:30.359 --> 01:26:34.239
other two hundred dollars controller, just
pay like I don't know, those are

1280
01:26:34.279 --> 01:26:41.239
not included the replacements. It's like, just pay for whatever, like forty

1281
01:26:41.279 --> 01:26:43.439
bucks for the new one. I'm
like, on the one hand, I

1282
01:26:43.479 --> 01:26:46.119
guess it's nice to have that option, but also it kind of sucks because

1283
01:26:46.159 --> 01:26:50.560
it's just like saying analog drifts like
we can't fix it. It's a break.

1284
01:26:50.720 --> 01:26:54.319
Yeah, So I was like,
oh, come on, yeah.

1285
01:26:55.600 --> 01:26:58.000
One thing that really annoys me about
the elites. I've had two of them

1286
01:26:58.039 --> 01:27:00.000
do this now is it's got the
kind of rubber like feels good. It's

1287
01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:04.079
got the rubber textured grip. But
I've had two Elites now, and maybe

1288
01:27:04.079 --> 01:27:08.359
it's just because I use them all
the time, but um, they flap

1289
01:27:08.439 --> 01:27:11.880
out and they like they get disconnected
and then like there's no good way to

1290
01:27:12.920 --> 01:27:19.800
shove them back in. It's just
like it's a lemogram. This one has

1291
01:27:19.840 --> 01:27:26.640
not done it. But on the
back here there's like a break basically here

1292
01:27:26.800 --> 01:27:31.239
where the like rubber pad is,
and then like it'll just like get loose

1293
01:27:31.439 --> 01:27:34.359
and flappy. It's just like,
well, okay, that's just like that

1294
01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:38.840
now, and I can shove it
back in. You can't like hot glue

1295
01:27:38.880 --> 01:27:44.920
it back in there. I could
see that having there. Yeah, there

1296
01:27:45.039 --> 01:27:48.039
is a similar ridge here. Um, I hope I do tell if that

1297
01:27:48.119 --> 01:27:50.520
happens there. Yeah, I mean
it's a wild for both elades that it

1298
01:27:50.560 --> 01:27:54.319
didn't too. But yeah, I've
gone I have like five elides. I

1299
01:27:54.399 --> 01:27:58.600
mean it's it's largely a novelty for
me as someone who's not like who doesn't

1300
01:27:58.600 --> 01:28:01.199
really get super care that much about
like dead zone and whatnot. But like

1301
01:28:01.319 --> 01:28:06.119
it is kind of fun to again
jump into vermintied two, switch my triggers

1302
01:28:06.199 --> 01:28:14.159
to the highest trigger style. I
said everything audio listeners, I said everything

1303
01:28:14.159 --> 01:28:17.760
I want to say my internet still
messed up. Yeah, you're you're you're

1304
01:28:17.800 --> 01:28:20.079
back, You're back. You don't
go, don't for too long, and

1305
01:28:20.279 --> 01:28:23.920
that's all your listeners should be.
Right. I probably wouldn't say, I

1306
01:28:23.960 --> 01:28:26.760
probably wouldn't spend two hundred dollars on
it. But I'm not playing like I

1307
01:28:26.840 --> 01:28:30.720
don't again, I don't get into
like dead zone stuff and too deep into

1308
01:28:30.760 --> 01:28:33.439
it. It's just nice to have
options for different games. Yeah, we're

1309
01:28:33.479 --> 01:28:38.000
not doing competitive fucking fps or anything
like that, but like, I just

1310
01:28:38.119 --> 01:28:41.760
like the weight. I do like
the paddles. I use those sound mainly

1311
01:28:41.800 --> 01:28:44.279
for Fortnaite, but I use it
for Elden Ring two, So like b

1312
01:28:44.680 --> 01:28:46.079
I mapped to one of those paddles, so like I can dodge and I

1313
01:28:46.159 --> 01:28:50.720
can sprint, which is that kind
of like back right pinky without without taking

1314
01:28:50.760 --> 01:28:54.760
your thumb off the camera analyog exactly. Yeah. I did that with this

1315
01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:58.520
too, eld and I find it
very useful. Which yeah, I'm near

1316
01:28:58.560 --> 01:29:02.199
the end of that again. So
yeah, you guys been playing anything else?

1317
01:29:02.880 --> 01:29:08.039
Yeah? Yeah, Mari, what
do you planned? Um, I'm

1318
01:29:08.119 --> 01:29:11.159
playing this game called I'm probably not
going to pronounce this right. I believe

1319
01:29:11.199 --> 01:29:19.199
it's called moncage. It is a
three D cube puzzler in the vein,

1320
01:29:20.119 --> 01:29:26.199
would you burge anything? Um,
turn, I'm picturing like a three D

1321
01:29:26.319 --> 01:29:32.159
cube puzzler spirit than a cube.
Let me think if this could be compared

1322
01:29:32.239 --> 01:29:39.000
to I'm like trying to the Intelligent
Cube Intelligent Cube for the PlayStation. Does

1323
01:29:39.079 --> 01:29:42.560
that even mean? I don't think
I played that. It's been it's a

1324
01:29:42.640 --> 01:29:45.960
cube puzzler. Oh okay, yes, yeah, I believe I believe you.

1325
01:29:46.159 --> 01:29:50.079
Okay. So the idea is like, you see a cube and you

1326
01:29:50.159 --> 01:29:57.119
can move it around three D and
in the first view, maybe there's I'm

1327
01:29:57.159 --> 01:29:59.319
gonna make it up because I want
to give away the puzzles, but there's

1328
01:29:59.319 --> 01:30:04.960
a fire and then if you turn
the cube, there's like a note and

1329
01:30:05.159 --> 01:30:11.800
if you rotate the cubes that you
can see both pictures pretty much, and

1330
01:30:12.000 --> 01:30:16.920
you line it up just right,
the fire will catch the thing on the

1331
01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:23.680
other screen on fire, and then
it will alter the images and progress the

1332
01:30:23.800 --> 01:30:30.479
puzzle. So is this superlative?
Yeah? Yeah, but that was like

1333
01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:31.840
it was like a two D thing, right, It was two D,

1334
01:30:31.960 --> 01:30:35.720
but it was always about picture progression. Right, So you see something and

1335
01:30:35.800 --> 01:30:38.920
you're like, I think I know
what it's going on here, and you

1336
01:30:39.000 --> 01:30:42.239
could like alter it so that you
could progress the puzzle. This is very

1337
01:30:42.319 --> 01:30:47.600
similar. It is about perspective.
It's very perspective puzzle based um and sometimes

1338
01:30:47.760 --> 01:30:51.560
it's even timing base, which is
crazy because you have all the different sides

1339
01:30:51.600 --> 01:30:56.880
of the cube. So sometimes um, like maybe maybe they'll be like a

1340
01:30:57.039 --> 01:31:00.439
marble on the top and you'll get
it to fall, and then you have

1341
01:31:00.520 --> 01:31:03.319
to line it up so that it
falls perfectly on the side, and then

1342
01:31:03.359 --> 01:31:06.960
you got to rotate it again so
that it perfectly goes down this ramp and

1343
01:31:08.039 --> 01:31:11.439
then like lands in a tunnel or
something like that, and each of these

1344
01:31:11.560 --> 01:31:16.479
pieces will progress the story. Maybe
like that marble lands on a gas pedal,

1345
01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:21.479
which makes a cargo and now you're
in a different environment because you did

1346
01:31:21.520 --> 01:31:26.279
that. It's like a mc esure, what's the fucking Rube Goldberg device where

1347
01:31:26.319 --> 01:31:29.439
it's like, oh, it's kind
of game or something. You were right

1348
01:31:29.560 --> 01:31:33.039
the first time. It sounds like
a combination of both. Yeah, it's

1349
01:31:33.079 --> 01:31:40.800
both. It's definitely visual puzzles and
you are kind of connecting the dots to

1350
01:31:40.920 --> 01:31:44.039
see the different types of puzzles.
I've gotten stuck a couple of times,

1351
01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:46.079
but they're well. I love about
this game is that if you hit pause,

1352
01:31:46.479 --> 01:31:51.560
they have a hint like aspect to
it, and so there's a couple

1353
01:31:51.600 --> 01:31:54.600
times where I'm like, I literally
don't know what to do. I've tried

1354
01:31:54.640 --> 01:31:57.399
to get everything to line up,
nothing's happening, and the hint will be

1355
01:31:57.520 --> 01:32:00.439
like, looks like you need to
light the lantern, and it's like,

1356
01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:03.439
okay, okay, I can work
with that, and doesn't tell you what

1357
01:32:03.520 --> 01:32:06.000
to do. It doesn't tell you
what to line up. It just gives

1358
01:32:06.079 --> 01:32:12.439
you a bit of a nudgee and
if that still isn't enough, you can

1359
01:32:13.159 --> 01:32:16.680
you can increase the hint, like
it'll be like cool, so if you

1360
01:32:16.720 --> 01:32:21.000
want to light the lantern, you're
probably going to need to use the light

1361
01:32:21.119 --> 01:32:24.920
source here. And then if that's
not enough, it's like all right,

1362
01:32:25.000 --> 01:32:28.439
dumb, dumb, and then it
gives you like a really plain out hint

1363
01:32:28.520 --> 01:32:31.680
at the end, so you don't
really get stuck with it. I find

1364
01:32:31.720 --> 01:32:36.399
it very zen and calming. I've
really enjoyed it. I actually streamed this

1365
01:32:36.600 --> 01:32:41.800
game, and then usually when I
stream a game, I don't always continue

1366
01:32:41.840 --> 01:32:44.840
it. Sometimes I just I move
on. I've played it for three to

1367
01:32:45.000 --> 01:32:48.119
five hours and that's enough for me. But this game, I played it

1368
01:32:48.199 --> 01:32:54.880
again in Florida. I played it
a significant amount. I'm probably pretty close

1369
01:32:55.119 --> 01:32:59.399
to finishing it just with how many
hours I put into it. I think

1370
01:32:59.399 --> 01:33:02.960
it's cool. I think it's a
really calming experience if you like If you

1371
01:33:03.119 --> 01:33:09.479
liked Gorgo, I think you would
like this. It's also got secrets littered

1372
01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:12.319
throughout it, so you can find
little photos that are hidden in the space

1373
01:33:12.359 --> 01:33:15.880
and they give you extra lore.
But I think the interesting mechanic of it

1374
01:33:17.359 --> 01:33:23.640
is that real joyous feeling you get
when you perfectly aligned two pieces and then

1375
01:33:23.680 --> 01:33:27.960
they animate together and you find out
that you can switch scenes or move things

1376
01:33:28.039 --> 01:33:32.279
around. I also think there's a
couple puzzles that I've found to be very

1377
01:33:33.199 --> 01:33:39.000
thoughtful. It's hard for me to
explain them without giving them away, but

1378
01:33:39.079 --> 01:33:45.239
there was a couple that worked with
mirrors that is more than just lining things

1379
01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:49.319
up. It's about thinking about what
things look like upside down because of the

1380
01:33:49.359 --> 01:33:55.840
mirror, because of the reflection,
and then using the reflection to your advantage

1381
01:33:55.840 --> 01:34:00.560
when you're sinking things up and moving
something along. And so it's more thoughtful

1382
01:34:00.640 --> 01:34:04.800
than just just lining up two items. That's cool because like I feel like

1383
01:34:04.800 --> 01:34:08.720
I've done a billion Zelda puzzles where
I'm like pushing a mirror around to like

1384
01:34:08.800 --> 01:34:11.960
reflect light. But I'm like,
as far as like this going into this

1385
01:34:12.079 --> 01:34:15.199
in the perspective of like what's upside
down or like that sounds a little more

1386
01:34:15.359 --> 01:34:17.720
in depth. Yeah, And it's
also neat to see different items and how

1387
01:34:17.800 --> 01:34:23.239
they might connect together. So,
for example, the marble concept, maybe

1388
01:34:23.279 --> 01:34:27.359
it goes down a pipe. So
they'll be like a pipe in a building,

1389
01:34:27.680 --> 01:34:30.199
and you'll be like, oh,
that that Marble could go down that

1390
01:34:30.279 --> 01:34:36.920
pipe, But then you realize the
pipe would perfectly match a child's like playground

1391
01:34:38.079 --> 01:34:41.640
ladder, and so the Marble goes
down this pipe from a building and then

1392
01:34:41.760 --> 01:34:47.560
matches with a child's like playground slide, and then the Marble goes down the

1393
01:34:47.640 --> 01:34:56.600
slide and you're like, actually,
that slide matches this train track, and

1394
01:34:56.760 --> 01:34:59.399
so now the Marble goes down the
train track. So you kind of you

1395
01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:01.720
kind of start to like detect all
these different components to it. It's very

1396
01:35:01.800 --> 01:35:05.920
simple in nature, but it does
get complicated. I don't think this is

1397
01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:10.199
like a super easy game, but
I also I wouldn't say, it's hardy

1398
01:35:10.239 --> 01:35:12.479
there, you just kind of like
you should kind of go through the motion

1399
01:35:12.520 --> 01:35:14.920
with it. I find it very
zen. I found it very relaxing.

1400
01:35:15.960 --> 01:35:18.279
I enjoyed it very much. This
game came out in twenty twenty one.

1401
01:35:18.439 --> 01:35:23.880
I don't know why what made me. I've been doing this a lot where

1402
01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:26.720
I like, I kind of go
through different like I go down like a

1403
01:35:26.800 --> 01:35:30.560
Steam rabbit hole when I'm in a
lull. You guys know it's a lull,

1404
01:35:30.800 --> 01:35:33.159
right, there's not a lot going
on right now. I will on

1405
01:35:33.359 --> 01:35:38.239
a Monday when I'm streaming, I
will go on Steam and I'll be like,

1406
01:35:38.600 --> 01:35:43.000
here's games that I like, and
Steam will be like, here's sixteen

1407
01:35:43.119 --> 01:35:45.199
games, and some of them are
totally not my style. But every once

1408
01:35:45.239 --> 01:35:47.600
in a while I'll see a game
and I'll be like, I would play

1409
01:35:47.680 --> 01:35:50.199
that. I play that shit anyway. That's how I found Monkage. I

1410
01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:55.439
think it's great nice. Yeah,
that sounds cool. I like those kind

1411
01:35:55.479 --> 01:35:59.840
of like perspective based puzzle games.
Like that sounds fun. Yeah. Actually,

1412
01:36:00.079 --> 01:36:03.600
oddly enough, my favorite puzzles in
or my favorite side activity and Horizon

1413
01:36:03.640 --> 01:36:06.760
Forbidden West is lining up. Have
you guys done those or when you play

1414
01:36:06.840 --> 01:36:15.560
the game, you gotta you get
this little transmission that shows a like hologram

1415
01:36:15.680 --> 01:36:19.479
projected in front of you of a
forced perspective of the landscape, and you've

1416
01:36:19.520 --> 01:36:24.239
got to find the exact point in
the landscape where like that satellite dish in

1417
01:36:24.279 --> 01:36:28.720
the distance and that mountain closer to
you and that bush next to you line

1418
01:36:28.760 --> 01:36:30.800
up. Those are really fun.
I like Fight Night round three where you

1419
01:36:30.840 --> 01:36:34.000
get knocked out and you look at
the referee and there's two hazy versions and

1420
01:36:34.039 --> 01:36:36.359
you got to make them go over
each other before you can stand up.

1421
01:36:36.399 --> 01:36:40.479
Yeah, exact same. Yeah.
It reminds me. I saw a photo

1422
01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:45.199
once of a person who had the
tobler own package and he lined it up

1423
01:36:45.239 --> 01:36:49.039
perfectly with the actual mountain that the
tobone, you know, and he was

1424
01:36:49.119 --> 01:36:54.079
just like, ah, I made
it. People doing the leaning tower of

1425
01:36:54.840 --> 01:36:59.159
piz Oh. Yeah. Speaking of
Fight Night round three, Yeah, how's

1426
01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:03.399
punch out going? Yeah? Just
I figured this might be a regular recurring

1427
01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:06.760
segment here where I just let you
know my current status. I don't need

1428
01:37:06.840 --> 01:37:10.840
a wax nostalgic about a punch out
every time. But what's your number?

1429
01:37:11.239 --> 01:37:15.840
Dad? Right? Launch chime?
I was at thirty nine minutes, twenty

1430
01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:19.399
six seconds and forty three milliseconds or
whatever, So about forty minutes, and

1431
01:37:19.560 --> 01:37:23.119
I think I was around sixty seven
sixty eight in the world last time.

1432
01:37:23.640 --> 01:37:28.399
I shaved fucking eight minutes over eight
minutes off that. I said a personal

1433
01:37:28.479 --> 01:37:31.199
best last night, and I said
a personal best this morning shaving it down.

1434
01:37:31.680 --> 01:37:34.560
Oh wait, no, that update
is out of date now, Holy

1435
01:37:34.680 --> 01:37:38.359
shit. I wrote down an update
that was thirty one ten. No,

1436
01:37:38.520 --> 01:37:43.159
this morning I got fucking twenty eight
oh one. So I am sub thirty

1437
01:37:43.239 --> 01:37:49.359
now I'm it's up thirty. The
world record is like fourteen fifty five forty

1438
01:37:49.439 --> 01:37:55.439
minutes fifty five and what's years again, twenty I'm at twenty eight minutes now

1439
01:37:55.520 --> 01:37:59.319
twenty eight o one, So that's
a huge difference. Oh my god.

1440
01:37:59.600 --> 01:38:02.880
Yeah, there's there's ship. But
I'm learning all the time and I'm doing

1441
01:38:03.000 --> 01:38:05.439
great. What was I gonna say? I'm sixty fourth in the world now,

1442
01:38:05.560 --> 01:38:10.479
So sixty fourth in the world of
punch out. My next goal is

1443
01:38:10.560 --> 01:38:13.600
I want to hit under the time. I want to be in the top

1444
01:38:13.680 --> 01:38:16.560
fifty, and eventually longer term goal, I want to get a sub twenty

1445
01:38:16.600 --> 01:38:19.359
minute time and that would put me
in a good spot. Is there a

1446
01:38:19.439 --> 01:38:25.359
world in which you're ever top ten? That seems crazy right now, But

1447
01:38:25.640 --> 01:38:30.520
with the fucking progress I've made this
month, I'm not going to say anything's

1448
01:38:30.560 --> 01:38:34.399
impossible, because it's fucking crazy how
much I've learned this month. And I

1449
01:38:34.479 --> 01:38:39.920
mean shaving off ten minutes. When
we're talking about like how much that means

1450
01:38:40.000 --> 01:38:42.960
in the speed run community, I
will see I got a lot of work

1451
01:38:43.000 --> 01:38:45.319
to do, a lot of work
to do this long term in the like

1452
01:38:45.560 --> 01:38:51.800
most defining moments of your life.
I guess here to four. If you

1453
01:38:51.920 --> 01:38:58.520
were hypothetically to become the number one
Mike Tyson speed Mike Tysons punch Out speed

1454
01:38:58.600 --> 01:39:01.399
runner in the world, where would
that rank in your achievements in life?

1455
01:39:01.760 --> 01:39:05.520
Honestly, that would be above you
know I did the two top ten?

1456
01:39:05.960 --> 01:39:11.359
Would it be top ten achievements of
your life achievements? Achievements? Is that

1457
01:39:11.479 --> 01:39:13.840
different than like big like you know, I think about like getting married and

1458
01:39:13.960 --> 01:39:15.720
stuff. No, it doesn't have
to be like a life milestone. You

1459
01:39:15.800 --> 01:39:23.359
can can give you the same list
Mike Tyson's punch Out top ten stuff you

1460
01:39:23.439 --> 01:39:27.239
have worked for that you then accomplished. Where would it rank it can be

1461
01:39:27.359 --> 01:39:30.680
getting hard work, accomplishing type stuff. Fuck I mean in terms of just

1462
01:39:30.760 --> 01:39:33.920
difficulty in practice required, Like I
was never a kid who played a lot

1463
01:39:33.960 --> 01:39:38.880
of sports or anything like I would
have to think this would be number one,

1464
01:39:38.960 --> 01:39:42.840
because I remember in twenty twelve they
said, in twenty eleven they sent

1465
01:39:42.880 --> 01:39:45.840
me the Guinness Book World Records,
the Gamers edition when I was a Game

1466
01:39:45.880 --> 01:39:48.039
Informer, and I was like,
I am making it my goal to win

1467
01:39:48.079 --> 01:39:51.199
a Guinness World Record, and I
wound up winning two of them, but

1468
01:39:51.319 --> 01:39:55.359
they were both because I would see
the speed run records and be like I

1469
01:39:55.680 --> 01:39:57.880
kind of like flirted with it.
I looked at like link for the past

1470
01:39:57.880 --> 01:40:00.359
and everything. They're like, this
is just impossible. There's no fun way.

1471
01:40:00.479 --> 01:40:01.840
And so I did the marathon stuff
like Okay, I can sit around

1472
01:40:01.840 --> 01:40:04.479
with my friends for thirty hours for
fifty hours, and I did that,

1473
01:40:04.840 --> 01:40:08.279
but that's just sitting around. I
wasn't really doing a lot of work.

1474
01:40:08.359 --> 01:40:12.039
I just it was a stamina thing. This is the first time it's like,

1475
01:40:12.159 --> 01:40:15.760
this is pure skill and focus in
response time, and like, this

1476
01:40:15.159 --> 01:40:18.760
is about the most challenging thing I
think I've ever done in my life in

1477
01:40:18.960 --> 01:40:25.720
terms of like working towards something and
getting better incrementally at it, and god

1478
01:40:25.880 --> 01:40:29.960
damn it, it feels good every
time you get better and seeing myself kind

1479
01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:32.039
of just even just one or two
or even sometimes I'll get a new personal

1480
01:40:32.079 --> 01:40:35.520
best and it's not enough to even
move me up the ranks one but twenty

1481
01:40:35.560 --> 01:40:40.840
seconds better it. If I was
able to get into that top tier,

1482
01:40:41.000 --> 01:40:45.600
that would be yeah, top top
accomplishments my life in terms of, like

1483
01:40:45.680 --> 01:40:48.199
I get not talking life events,
getting married, stuff like that, but

1484
01:40:48.479 --> 01:40:56.239
like it's just accomplishments. I would
say maybe number one. I'm so glad,

1485
01:40:56.359 --> 01:40:59.199
Like I mean, if you did
have kids, I knew you were

1486
01:40:59.279 --> 01:41:04.720
just like son, Yeah, you
are right behind getting in the top ten.

1487
01:41:05.920 --> 01:41:08.680
He would. If I had a
kid, it'd be like never one

1488
01:41:08.800 --> 01:41:12.560
regret. I think, like I'm
talking things I like, I would hate

1489
01:41:12.640 --> 01:41:15.000
my kid. But you can't say
that. You gotta be like, oh

1490
01:41:15.039 --> 01:41:16.159
he's great, Oh he's a little
scampy. Like no, I'd be like

1491
01:41:16.239 --> 01:41:19.680
fuck you run. In my life, I used to sit around and play

1492
01:41:19.760 --> 01:41:25.000
video games and say four more.
Yeah, fuck this kid. I would

1493
01:41:25.039 --> 01:41:30.439
hate that. Bunch out just universally
positive. What okay, So you're at

1494
01:41:30.760 --> 01:41:42.720
twenty nine plus twenty twenty minutes twenty
eight minutes is shaving off more time.

1495
01:41:43.560 --> 01:41:46.199
Obviously it's a matter of skill,
But are there other Are there like tricks

1496
01:41:46.680 --> 01:41:50.000
that you still have not learned yet
or is it just literally a matter of

1497
01:41:50.520 --> 01:41:57.079
combination of the perfect run and skill
slash reaction time. There are a lot

1498
01:41:57.159 --> 01:42:00.680
of tricks that are just insane.
They're not even really tricks. Like if

1499
01:42:00.720 --> 01:42:06.079
you look at like the thing for
like Don Flamenco two, it's like,

1500
01:42:06.279 --> 01:42:10.239
I can do it at this point
where I've gotten a few round one tkos

1501
01:42:10.279 --> 01:42:12.840
and that's a huge deal for me. But if I want to go crazy

1502
01:42:12.960 --> 01:42:15.880
with it, it's like, okay, so if you were holding a star

1503
01:42:15.039 --> 01:42:18.039
here, you get a one sixteenth, one out of sixteen chance for a

1504
01:42:18.079 --> 01:42:20.760
star punch every seventh punch when you
do this or whatever. But then if

1505
01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:25.079
he gets up and he gets a
medium health refilled, then that alters your

1506
01:42:25.079 --> 01:42:29.199
strategy and so you have to like
have different strategies refill. They get it's

1507
01:42:29.279 --> 01:42:33.479
fucking insane. But in terms of
just like the base level speed running tactics,

1508
01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:36.680
I'm getting there. I need to
be able to be ticon round one.

1509
01:42:36.720 --> 01:42:40.520
I've never done that. I've never
been ticon round one. That is

1510
01:42:40.840 --> 01:42:44.680
a major milestone I need to cover. Mister Saman's the only other one I've

1511
01:42:44.720 --> 01:42:46.359
not beaten Round one. I can
beat everyone else round one. Once I

1512
01:42:46.399 --> 01:42:49.800
can get ticonto mister Samman down around
one. That'll help a lot. I

1513
01:42:49.880 --> 01:42:54.359
had a breakthrough today with Don Flamenco
two. That's gonna help me get around

1514
01:42:54.399 --> 01:42:56.760
one a lot. I had one
of the best speed runners in the world

1515
01:42:56.800 --> 01:43:00.319
coaching me last night on my stream, and now I got great Tiger down.

1516
01:43:00.399 --> 01:43:02.520
I got the Greater Tiger method where
you can knock them down with star

1517
01:43:02.560 --> 01:43:06.560
punches, and I learned how to
farm star punches off him. There's this

1518
01:43:06.760 --> 01:43:11.319
well goes fucking deep, and if
you're watching it, and I have a

1519
01:43:11.359 --> 01:43:13.239
lot of people joining my stream and
just watching, like, oh, you're

1520
01:43:13.239 --> 01:43:16.920
just punching or whatever. The amount
of bullshit I am doing every fucking time,

1521
01:43:17.000 --> 01:43:23.239
between buffering punches and guard manipulation and
all this fucking crazy shit and things,

1522
01:43:23.279 --> 01:43:25.960
you have to pay attention to that
well, like for a game that

1523
01:43:26.079 --> 01:43:30.239
was made in the fucking late mid
eighties or whatever, it is so deep,

1524
01:43:30.439 --> 01:43:34.760
but it's insane. But as a
lot of this by the developers intended

1525
01:43:34.800 --> 01:43:38.399
people to learn this, or it's
a result of the code, that's just

1526
01:43:38.479 --> 01:43:41.359
how it worked, the way they
put it together. I haven't looked like

1527
01:43:41.439 --> 01:43:44.760
deep into it, but I've heard
people mention that like they wanted it to

1528
01:43:44.840 --> 01:43:47.199
be kind of like a boxing match
where it's like you can do guard manipulation.

1529
01:43:47.239 --> 01:43:50.479
So like, let's say, okay, so here's the classic guard manipulation.

1530
01:43:50.520 --> 01:43:54.000
So the first time you fight Piston
Honda, when he comes down,

1531
01:43:54.840 --> 01:43:59.319
he will guard low. But as
he's coming down to fight you, if

1532
01:43:59.359 --> 01:44:03.000
you hold up, you will manipulate
his guard because he thinks you're gonna hit

1533
01:44:03.119 --> 01:44:05.720
up, so he'll bring his fists
up and then you can get some gut

1534
01:44:05.760 --> 01:44:10.199
punches in and then you can get
star punches. So it's kind of like

1535
01:44:10.319 --> 01:44:12.760
trying to emulate like, oh,
if somebody looks like they're gonna hit you

1536
01:44:12.760 --> 01:44:14.720
in the face, they're gonna guard
their face. If they look like they're

1537
01:44:14.720 --> 01:44:17.399
growing for body blow, they'll guard
their stomach. So this is very basic

1538
01:44:17.479 --> 01:44:20.279
anys stuff or whatever, but like
it is them trying to emulate that.

1539
01:44:20.359 --> 01:44:25.119
But I've heard that I don't know
the development history, but like it seems

1540
01:44:25.159 --> 01:44:30.079
like a great deal of thought went
into this game's development. Is there I

1541
01:44:30.199 --> 01:44:32.560
actually have that I haven't read much
about his develop Is there a lot of

1542
01:44:32.920 --> 01:44:36.520
party as? Just like this was
before they knew speed running was even a

1543
01:44:36.600 --> 01:44:40.640
thing. It's not like they considered
it. They're just making a fun boxing

1544
01:44:40.720 --> 01:44:42.920
game. But like you know,
I mean, is there a lot of

1545
01:44:43.760 --> 01:44:46.439
Is there much reporting on its development
or is it still No? I don't.

1546
01:44:46.520 --> 01:44:48.640
I don't really look up, Like
I don't know a lot of development

1547
01:44:48.720 --> 01:44:54.520
stuff and I just see people say
stuff in the chat or whatever. It's

1548
01:44:54.800 --> 01:44:57.600
I think it's a perfect fucking video
game, and I think it's the most

1549
01:44:57.680 --> 01:45:00.520
perfectly aged video game of all time. That I've played this game my entire

1550
01:45:00.600 --> 01:45:04.479
fucking life, and I'm having more
fun with it now then damn near any

1551
01:45:04.560 --> 01:45:10.479
game I've I'm having more of an
adrenaline rush and more feelings of personal accomplishment

1552
01:45:10.560 --> 01:45:13.880
playing this game than a video game
has ever made me feel. And I've

1553
01:45:13.920 --> 01:45:16.560
been playing this since I was a
fucking five year old or whatever, Like

1554
01:45:16.840 --> 01:45:19.720
it's insane, Like I hook up, I do a heart rate thing through

1555
01:45:19.760 --> 01:45:23.640
my Apple Watch when I get to
a Tyson thing, because like that's the

1556
01:45:23.720 --> 01:45:25.359
thing, Like you can have the
best fucking run of the world. But

1557
01:45:25.359 --> 01:45:28.239
if Tyson kicks your ass, it
doesn't count. You can't put it through.

1558
01:45:28.760 --> 01:45:30.960
So I will. Literally before the
Tyson fight last night, my heart

1559
01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:35.199
rate was over one hundred and forty
one fucking getting ready for Tyson, just

1560
01:45:35.199 --> 01:45:38.159
because it's like, holy shit,
I've got a good run. This is

1561
01:45:38.159 --> 01:45:40.239
a personal best. If I'd just
be Tyson and around two, then I

1562
01:45:40.279 --> 01:45:44.840
got a personal best. But no
game gets me that fucking jacked up.

1563
01:45:44.920 --> 01:45:51.239
It's amazing. Is I'm getting exists. He's getting jacked up just talking about

1564
01:45:51.279 --> 01:45:58.800
it. So good. So it's
but it's no fort Spoken. Oh nice,

1565
01:45:59.359 --> 01:46:02.199
Let's let's discuss this force Spoke.
Have you played Spoken yet? I

1566
01:46:02.359 --> 01:46:06.680
haven't, but I've been reading all
the controversies online and I am enjoying that.

1567
01:46:08.000 --> 01:46:11.600
Oh boy, it's this It might
have you played it? No,

1568
01:46:12.199 --> 01:46:15.399
then this will be short because I
literally played like fifteen I've known for a

1569
01:46:15.479 --> 01:46:18.000
while it's just fifteen minutes. Well
I was so just turned off, but

1570
01:46:18.000 --> 01:46:24.079
as fuck this thing. Yeah,
before you say that, I will say

1571
01:46:24.880 --> 01:46:29.319
it seems like some people are enjoying
it for kind of like a lity.

1572
01:46:29.399 --> 01:46:32.960
Threes out of one hundred on critic
yeah, I just don't. It is

1573
01:46:33.159 --> 01:46:39.880
so it seems at face value to
me such like such triple a game design

1574
01:46:39.960 --> 01:46:42.920
fodder that I have no interest in
it. And here's the thing, as

1575
01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:45.000
someone who's only played fifteen twenty minutes, but I certainly cannot go into like

1576
01:46:45.079 --> 01:46:47.720
the open world or I didn't even
get to the fucking fantasy dragons y or

1577
01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:50.800
whatever. We made fun of the
trailer, which is a really bad trailer,

1578
01:46:50.960 --> 01:46:55.000
and the tone of that is pervasive
throughout the fifteen or twil like it's

1579
01:46:55.159 --> 01:46:59.720
really bad dialogue, really awkwardly delivered. But um, the thing that I

1580
01:46:59.760 --> 01:47:01.439
want to bring it up for was
I read Austin Walker's piece on this.

1581
01:47:01.560 --> 01:47:05.920
Did you guys see this? Yeah? I read it too too, Yeah

1582
01:47:06.039 --> 01:47:10.399
yeah, And so I read it
and Austin again, he put it much

1583
01:47:10.439 --> 01:47:13.319
more eloquently than I'll describe it here, but he was basically saying that,

1584
01:47:13.439 --> 01:47:19.000
like this snarky Marvel bullshit writing,
like if these characters in this world aren't

1585
01:47:19.079 --> 01:47:24.199
taking any of it seriously, then
why are we as the person playing it's

1586
01:47:24.239 --> 01:47:27.359
supposed to like if the writers are
making fun of like, oh, hey,

1587
01:47:27.479 --> 01:47:30.439
okay, so I'm fighting dragons and
you're like a queen and you're speaking

1588
01:47:30.520 --> 01:47:32.680
poem. But why like they are
trying to be like, yeah, we

1589
01:47:32.760 --> 01:47:35.680
know it's stupid, so why the
fuck are we supposed to care about it?

1590
01:47:35.720 --> 01:47:40.479
And maybe but then why did it
work on High on Life? Well,

1591
01:47:40.920 --> 01:47:44.479
I'm serious before before we get into
like the weirdness of that, like

1592
01:47:44.520 --> 01:47:47.319
you like you don't have to touch
on that High on Life completely made fun

1593
01:47:47.359 --> 01:47:51.239
of itself and we've and you played
it and you liked it originally, Um,

1594
01:47:51.640 --> 01:47:54.800
I played it. I haven't played
it since the last time we talked

1595
01:47:54.840 --> 01:47:56.439
about it. No, no,
no, And I'm not going to get

1596
01:47:56.479 --> 01:47:59.079
into that part. But what I'm
saying is is, yeah, yeah,

1597
01:47:59.479 --> 01:48:01.960
Like that's totally separate the my point, which is that that game was self

1598
01:48:02.039 --> 01:48:05.119
aware and was making fun of itself
the whole time, and that was acceptable

1599
01:48:05.159 --> 01:48:10.840
to you. I don't think I
was saying I liked the stuff. I

1600
01:48:10.920 --> 01:48:13.560
think I was more into the action
and like the gun play and stuff like

1601
01:48:13.600 --> 01:48:15.359
I maybe I'm wrong. I always
forget what we're saying immediately, But like,

1602
01:48:15.640 --> 01:48:17.880
what was I saying I liked the
like stuff working? Because like I

1603
01:48:17.880 --> 01:48:21.920
don't necessarily like this. You accepted
it were tutorial and the game in spite

1604
01:48:21.960 --> 01:48:26.880
of it. Yeah, I do
remember kind of enjoying that. I think

1605
01:48:26.960 --> 01:48:30.399
this is more than pushing you to
see like where I understand, Like I

1606
01:48:30.560 --> 01:48:34.439
agree the dialogue is like pretty whack, but like, is it because the

1607
01:48:34.560 --> 01:48:40.640
gameplay can't make up for it?
Like is that why I would think it's

1608
01:48:40.640 --> 01:48:44.600
more because like High on Life,
it seems like it it presented itself as

1609
01:48:44.680 --> 01:48:46.920
a silly, comedy, gross out
game. You know, it was certainly

1610
01:48:46.960 --> 01:48:50.399
not trying to be anything serious,
and like this one started trying to be.

1611
01:48:50.920 --> 01:48:54.640
This one starts with like, oh, this girl's down on her luck

1612
01:48:54.760 --> 01:48:58.920
in New York City and el she's
got is her her cat, and you

1613
01:48:59.000 --> 01:49:01.000
know this gang is like, you
know, trying to pressure in to steal

1614
01:49:01.000 --> 01:49:03.640
a car. Like it seems like
it's it's not a comedy game, you

1615
01:49:03.720 --> 01:49:05.680
know what I mean. So it's
like I think the fact that it's trying

1616
01:49:05.760 --> 01:49:09.840
to like be somewhat of a serious
story where it's High in Life is like

1617
01:49:10.079 --> 01:49:12.359
this is the game where the gun
takes a shit or whatever. Like I

1618
01:49:12.439 --> 01:49:15.680
think I think that's the difference to
me where it's like I didn't necessarily love

1619
01:49:15.960 --> 01:49:18.319
the self aware like oh, the
tutorials bad or whatever in high in Life,

1620
01:49:18.560 --> 01:49:21.399
But like I didn't bother me as
much, I think, And again

1621
01:49:21.439 --> 01:49:25.039
I don't want to be mister high
in life depender. I played at that

1622
01:49:25.119 --> 01:49:27.399
one time and did not mind it. I thought it was fine. It

1623
01:49:27.520 --> 01:49:30.399
was better than I expect. But
this one, this is trying to like

1624
01:49:30.520 --> 01:49:33.119
tell a story. Like you're in
court and you know, you're in court

1625
01:49:33.199 --> 01:49:36.319
for felony theft, and like for
some reason they've laid out all these photos

1626
01:49:36.399 --> 01:49:40.760
from your life and all this stuff
and you're talking about the judge about your

1627
01:49:40.800 --> 01:49:44.279
shitty life or whatever, and it's
just like but then from the clips I've

1628
01:49:44.279 --> 01:49:45.960
saying and everything, I didn't get
back to the like oh, you know,

1629
01:49:46.039 --> 01:49:48.920
you're traveling back in time to dragons
and shit like that. It's a

1630
01:49:49.000 --> 01:49:53.880
lot of just snarky like, Okay, so I'm talking to a magic cuff

1631
01:49:53.960 --> 01:49:57.560
and you're speaking in poems and blah
blah blah. It's like I think about

1632
01:49:57.760 --> 01:50:01.680
in metal you're solid if solids Snake
was like solid at snake. Huh what

1633
01:50:01.840 --> 01:50:06.479
a dumb Oh So you're the president
and you're my clone brother whack off motion.

1634
01:50:06.600 --> 01:50:09.640
You know, it's like I would
like, why would I give a

1635
01:50:09.640 --> 01:50:12.600
shit about that story if the characters
don't give a shit about it. Like,

1636
01:50:12.640 --> 01:50:15.600
that's why I like the Austin's blog
post a lot, is because it's

1637
01:50:15.640 --> 01:50:18.439
just like you're making like a mockery
of this universe that you're trying to present

1638
01:50:18.479 --> 01:50:20.880
to people, you know, Right, It's like it's like a friend who

1639
01:50:21.840 --> 01:50:27.239
only uses self deprecating humor. It's
like it can be it can be effective

1640
01:50:27.319 --> 01:50:30.800
when deployed, you know, in
moderation tastefully, but if you do it

1641
01:50:30.880 --> 01:50:34.319
too much, it's like if you
hate yourself this much, then it starts

1642
01:50:34.359 --> 01:50:38.600
to like sink it, Like I'm
going to start to actually dislike you and

1643
01:50:38.720 --> 01:50:41.399
think these things are true, right, or it's like yeah, like a

1644
01:50:41.479 --> 01:50:44.159
person who just like has low self
esteem, right, and you're just like,

1645
01:50:44.239 --> 01:50:46.399
well maybe you do suck y.
Yeah, now I'm just concerned for

1646
01:50:46.479 --> 01:50:50.680
you. Yeah. Maybe that is
like kind of what's happening at some point

1647
01:50:50.840 --> 01:50:57.840
is that the writers were writing this
cheeky dialogue being like, you know,

1648
01:50:57.880 --> 01:50:59.840
I don't know if this game is
going to be any good at all,

1649
01:51:00.119 --> 01:51:03.560
and it actually kind of rubbed off
into the way that we see the game

1650
01:51:04.359 --> 01:51:09.199
because we're like the writers didn't really
think this game was any good, I

1651
01:51:09.279 --> 01:51:13.359
guess did they. Have you seen
the clips people were posting of like the

1652
01:51:13.880 --> 01:51:17.159
bad dialogue example, it's seen a
couple. It's great, it's grating,

1653
01:51:17.319 --> 01:51:21.079
But I will also say there are
some passages in God of War Ragnarok that

1654
01:51:21.119 --> 01:51:28.760
are not that much worse. I
think it's good to compare it to other

1655
01:51:28.840 --> 01:51:31.359
ones because this game's getting so much
shit. And I agree with you.

1656
01:51:31.720 --> 01:51:36.439
There was lots of like awkward,
uh dialogue in Gotta War Ragnarok. But

1657
01:51:38.239 --> 01:51:43.000
Gotta War Ragnarok did take itself really
seriously when it talked about the dad and

1658
01:51:43.319 --> 01:51:47.560
like boy dynamic, Like it was
very it was a very serious dynamic about

1659
01:51:47.600 --> 01:51:50.720
whether or not like they were going
to be okay and what happens to like

1660
01:51:50.880 --> 01:51:54.680
the fear of losing a son or
a father and things like that. This

1661
01:51:54.880 --> 01:51:59.359
game, I don't know at any
point it felt like she could have she

1662
01:51:59.439 --> 01:52:01.119
could have like woken up on a
futon and been like it was all a

1663
01:52:01.239 --> 01:52:04.960
dream. Like it just never felt
like it was actually invested. Well,

1664
01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:09.920
if somebody actually if you get transported
back to crazy Magic Dragon Times or whatever,

1665
01:52:10.039 --> 01:52:11.680
you'd just be like, what the
fuck is going on? Oh my

1666
01:52:11.760 --> 01:52:16.840
god, what the fuck like I
would just heard what is this dragon?

1667
01:52:16.920 --> 01:52:23.399
Would you like? Mister Game of
Thrones? All right, shut up,

1668
01:52:23.800 --> 01:52:26.760
I like I want to like.
This is just purely for me, you

1669
01:52:26.840 --> 01:52:30.159
and Mary. But the voice you're
doing with forre spoken is a very specific

1670
01:52:30.239 --> 01:52:35.159
person that you mock and it's really
annoying me. Wait, thinking of this

1671
01:52:35.279 --> 01:52:39.880
person you use that same voice.
This is terrible radio. I know this.

1672
01:52:39.960 --> 01:52:42.920
I'm so sorry. No, no, but let's let's let's let's keep

1673
01:52:42.960 --> 01:52:45.279
this going. Give me some hints. Well no, so I give you

1674
01:52:45.319 --> 01:52:48.199
too many hits. That person might
figure it out if they listen to this

1675
01:52:48.720 --> 01:52:53.439
someone we all know. Yeah,
there's one I'm thinking of you you're doing

1676
01:52:53.520 --> 01:52:56.560
the voice. I'm trying to figure
out a hint that would not I'll tell

1677
01:52:56.560 --> 01:53:03.239
you after. I know people,
I'm so different Terribordio. You should you

1678
01:53:03.359 --> 01:53:08.680
should know it'll click. I think
I know. Yeah, that was the

1679
01:53:08.800 --> 01:53:12.279
worst bit for the show ever.
It's not a bit um, but it

1680
01:53:12.399 --> 01:53:15.199
actually is like braiding me because you
use that voice and it makes reminds me

1681
01:53:15.279 --> 01:53:17.920
of this person that I love.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

1682
01:53:19.039 --> 01:53:23.680
Yeah, I don't loathe anybody else. Well a couple of people, um,

1683
01:53:24.319 --> 01:53:27.800
yeah, I don't have any attention
of the I love term my TV,

1684
01:53:28.000 --> 01:53:30.159
I don't have any intention of playing
it. I like the aspects of

1685
01:53:30.199 --> 01:53:34.880
it that seemed like Infamous Infamous three
E. I'm like, Okay, that

1686
01:53:35.000 --> 01:53:39.800
looks super fun, but apparently that
combat doesn't even get that fun until pretty

1687
01:53:39.800 --> 01:53:42.800
far in. That's what I hear. I love good mobility and an open

1688
01:53:42.840 --> 01:53:45.319
world and I can look bast a
lot of stuff if it's got that.

1689
01:53:45.600 --> 01:53:47.520
But it's just like, man,
I like, I can't even handle fucking

1690
01:53:47.560 --> 01:53:50.600
Spider Man half the time where he's
just being snarky flying around like it's just

1691
01:53:50.640 --> 01:53:56.680
like, let's like I hate just
that marble snark and like that marble humor

1692
01:53:56.840 --> 01:54:00.560
and it's god damn it. It's
so pervasive now and like you said,

1693
01:54:00.560 --> 01:54:05.239
even it got a word Ragnarock.
So I'm climbing around a magical force that

1694
01:54:05.359 --> 01:54:12.239
I met another giant and I'm it's
fuck yeah, it takes seriously Yeah if

1695
01:54:12.319 --> 01:54:15.279
I if he doesn't count, I
should make every game. Well. Yeah,

1696
01:54:15.319 --> 01:54:19.000
Metal Gear broke the fourth wall in
more like a melodrama way press the

1697
01:54:19.039 --> 01:54:24.399
action button, but it took itself
seriously generally, didn't this story did?

1698
01:54:24.560 --> 01:54:28.159
Yeah? Like when when something shitty
happened, Solid Snake or Big Boss was

1699
01:54:28.199 --> 01:54:30.560
like, oh fuck, you know, like they weren't like, okay,

1700
01:54:30.720 --> 01:54:39.680
Solid is, I'm fighting my elderly
twin brother on top of the looks badass

1701
01:54:41.800 --> 01:54:44.439
sword fight him on top of the
US Treasury building. It's cool, serious

1702
01:54:44.479 --> 01:54:48.840
storytelling, very serious. It's all
Deadpool humor. I'm we seen a second

1703
01:54:48.880 --> 01:54:51.640
of Deadpool, but everything I've heard
about it, it sounds like that is

1704
01:54:51.680 --> 01:54:57.760
like the prototype of like, yeah, okay, he's like up to turn

1705
01:54:57.880 --> 01:55:00.479
up to eleven, but yeah,
um he he's supposed to be so self

1706
01:55:00.520 --> 01:55:04.079
aware that it's funny again. He's
making fun of Marvel, making fun of

1707
01:55:04.399 --> 01:55:08.159
the family guy thing where it's going
on so long it got funny again and

1708
01:55:08.199 --> 01:55:13.640
then it got boring. It's more
like him pointing out how dumb Marvel pointing

1709
01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:16.159
out how dumb it is is.
I don't need that. I don't need

1710
01:55:16.239 --> 01:55:19.239
that, Like I don't think you
like meta whatever, like it's not clever,

1711
01:55:19.800 --> 01:55:26.159
yeah lazy. Um yeah. Well
I should also point out we're recording

1712
01:55:26.239 --> 01:55:30.079
the day that Hi Fi Rush Surprise
released after the Xbox event, the new

1713
01:55:30.119 --> 01:55:35.079
Tango game work game that looks like
Sunset Overdrive meets jet Set Radio but with

1714
01:55:35.479 --> 01:55:40.119
Nine Inch Nails music. Did you
see this today? No? I got

1715
01:55:40.199 --> 01:55:43.399
a code for it and I redeemed
it and I heard people. Yeah,

1716
01:55:43.399 --> 01:55:46.479
it was the Xbox Bethesza event.
Shinji Bakami showed up Tango game work.

1717
01:55:46.560 --> 01:55:49.760
They made well obviously Shinji Bakami of
Resuvable fame, but then they made Evil

1718
01:55:49.800 --> 01:55:53.359
Within, so people are like,
oh, Evil Within three maybe, but

1719
01:55:53.479 --> 01:55:58.560
then sorry, it's Tango U Ghost
Wire Tokyo yes, okay, okay um.

1720
01:56:00.039 --> 01:56:04.680
So they also were like, okay, well now, um we're gonna

1721
01:56:04.720 --> 01:56:10.760
show this new thing. And it's
basically like Sunset Overdrive movement okay, and

1722
01:56:11.000 --> 01:56:14.760
like grinding around on stuff. But
it looks like jet Set Radio almost,

1723
01:56:14.840 --> 01:56:17.840
but there's also Nine Inch Nails music
in it. It looks like who knows,

1724
01:56:18.159 --> 01:56:21.680
maybe like I intend on playing it
if not after this recording then tomorrow,

1725
01:56:21.880 --> 01:56:28.159
but actual Nine Inch Nails music or
like inspire almost positive, it's actual,

1726
01:56:28.720 --> 01:56:30.119
And you know, I really like
Sunset Overdriving. It feel like it's

1727
01:56:30.159 --> 01:56:32.760
kind of just played it agout.
I just played every single game pass.

1728
01:56:32.840 --> 01:56:35.279
Yeah, it's still really fun,
good game. The humor there, though,

1729
01:56:35.399 --> 01:56:40.079
is it's Marvel Humor. But but
yeah, it has a really good

1730
01:56:40.119 --> 01:56:44.800
gameplay mechanic and loop um and travel
is really fun. Yeah. A lot

1731
01:56:44.840 --> 01:56:46.680
of grinding around on rails and power
lines and stuff. Yeah. Yeah,

1732
01:56:46.680 --> 01:56:53.039
that's high rash Insomniac. Did they
make sense? Yeah, they give us

1733
01:56:53.039 --> 01:56:59.279
fun Xbox One launch game. Um
right, yes so and then also tomorrow,

1734
01:56:59.359 --> 01:57:03.560
as of this record, last Thursday, the twenty sixth hit Man Freelancer

1735
01:57:03.640 --> 01:57:06.800
Mode comes out. Still confused about
what it is, but I'm excited.

1736
01:57:06.840 --> 01:57:11.359
It was trying so for my understanding, and I think it's live right now.

1737
01:57:11.520 --> 01:57:15.359
Technically I might play that after.
My understanding is they took nineteen locations

1738
01:57:15.399 --> 01:57:19.199
across the trilogy because I think to
prepare for this, they made if you

1739
01:57:19.319 --> 01:57:23.279
wrote an assassination. If you go
by to Hitman three now on marketplaces,

1740
01:57:23.319 --> 01:57:27.039
it's just all three games bundled into
one. If you already owned Hitman three,

1741
01:57:27.079 --> 01:57:30.319
I think you got the first two
games unlocked. I might be messing

1742
01:57:30.399 --> 01:57:31.800
some of that, but that's the
gist of it. But from what I

1743
01:57:31.880 --> 01:57:36.119
understand it, Freelancer Mode, they
took nineteen locations as of now for the

1744
01:57:36.239 --> 01:57:43.640
time being, and your ultimate goal
across a run is to or over time,

1745
01:57:43.760 --> 01:57:48.880
is to kill four elite targets.
But in order to you you do

1746
01:57:49.039 --> 01:57:54.800
not have the backing of the whatever
the organization is, the CIASH organization that

1747
01:57:55.159 --> 01:58:00.199
gives you intel, gives you baseline
supplies. You're on your own. You're

1748
01:58:00.279 --> 01:58:04.560
this freelancer, hence the title.
So in order to get the locations,

1749
01:58:04.760 --> 01:58:09.039
like where are they even, what
map they're even on those four elite people,

1750
01:58:09.800 --> 01:58:12.439
to figure out what part of the
map they're out, and which disguise

1751
01:58:12.520 --> 01:58:15.840
would get you there and which weapon
might help you, you need to first

1752
01:58:15.359 --> 01:58:20.680
in like a sort of mercenaries esque
way, like take out very low rung

1753
01:58:20.800 --> 01:58:26.840
people on other sort of that's what
you reminded me of. So you're taking

1754
01:58:26.880 --> 01:58:30.039
out like lower rung targets, well
a, you're figuring out who those targets

1755
01:58:30.119 --> 01:58:34.960
even are. Like it's like Berlin
style map across a bunch and I haven't

1756
01:58:34.960 --> 01:58:38.560
played it yet, but based on
I was reading the website today and the

1757
01:58:38.600 --> 01:58:43.119
press release, it sounds like you're
like slowly building up your arsenal, Like

1758
01:58:43.600 --> 01:58:45.479
I don't know if you even have
the piano wire at the very beginning.

1759
01:58:45.920 --> 01:58:49.119
So you're like, oh shit,
okay, I got the location of one

1760
01:58:49.119 --> 01:58:55.439
of the elite people. But they
are deep in the labs on Sapienza.

1761
01:58:55.600 --> 01:58:58.279
So where can I get a hazmat
suit? Oh? Right, they have

1762
01:58:58.399 --> 01:59:01.039
one on Colorado. And this is
you can't You can't just go to Sapienza

1763
01:59:01.119 --> 01:59:03.199
and get it. That's where I'm
confused. I'm like, well, if

1764
01:59:03.199 --> 01:59:06.439
you figure out where they are,
couldn't you get it? So I think

1765
01:59:06.520 --> 01:59:14.520
they're doing some like what's what's the
term randomizer to Okay, But again I

1766
01:59:14.600 --> 01:59:16.960
could be watching a lot of this, but I know it involves nineteen A

1767
01:59:17.039 --> 01:59:23.880
locations across the trilogy, and you
are like taking out like almost Shadow of

1768
01:59:23.960 --> 01:59:28.159
Mordorish, like taking out thugs first
to work your way up to high profile

1769
01:59:28.239 --> 01:59:32.319
targets. But you're coming back between
missions and I don't know how the roguelike

1770
01:59:32.359 --> 01:59:36.039
expect kicks and like if you are
to die at once in a mission,

1771
01:59:36.039 --> 01:59:39.720
do you lose everything? It sounds
like you lose a lot if you do,

1772
01:59:40.159 --> 01:59:44.479
and there's like risk rewards stuff.
So in theory, it sounds awesome,

1773
01:59:44.479 --> 01:59:46.159
but I haven't touched it yet.
Um I plan on it, and

1774
01:59:46.199 --> 01:59:49.880
it's a free update. I want
to try this. Yeah, it sounds

1775
01:59:49.880 --> 01:59:53.920
awesome. Like it's funny too,
because I mean, Mary, you've been

1776
01:59:53.920 --> 01:59:58.159
playing a lot of Hitman recently,
and it's in the time when roguelikes are

1777
01:59:58.239 --> 02:00:01.560
just very good most of the time
now, or at least like, sorry,

1778
02:00:01.560 --> 02:00:05.199
I shouldn't say that, but like, rouguelikes are this force. I

1779
02:00:05.439 --> 02:00:11.680
always like, yeah, and I'm
very addictive. There's no feeling like the

1780
02:00:11.840 --> 02:00:15.760
feeling that you are in a run
that's taken you hours and at any second

1781
02:00:16.279 --> 02:00:20.000
you could fucking lose it all.
But hit Hitman specifically, like playing through

1782
02:00:20.039 --> 02:00:23.680
those games, I've always thought,
or at least since Hitman two three,

1783
02:00:23.680 --> 02:00:25.760
I'm like, oh, man,
this would work well as a roguelike.

1784
02:00:26.359 --> 02:00:29.680
So now doing that, and I'm
very curious how it's gonna work. Um,

1785
02:00:30.239 --> 02:00:31.720
I don't know if it's live at
midnight or what, but I want

1786
02:00:31.760 --> 02:00:33.920
to try that a sap. I'm
gonna play it tomorrow for sure. That

1787
02:00:34.039 --> 02:00:36.840
sends what you should talk about that
next time. Yeah, so that if

1788
02:00:36.880 --> 02:00:40.319
I rush I want to try.
Both are free if you have game Pass

1789
02:00:40.800 --> 02:00:44.479
or sorry. Hitman is free if
you own the game Hi Fi. Rush

1790
02:00:44.600 --> 02:00:49.760
is free if you have game Pass. Yeah. So Xbox has certain like

1791
02:00:50.000 --> 02:00:56.079
visual options and upgrades, but the
one does not have online multiplayer, which

1792
02:00:56.119 --> 02:01:00.840
I would have like online multiplayer but
split screen like shitty ate. Yeah I

1793
02:01:00.840 --> 02:01:05.439
would. Yeah, it's still crazy
that that's finally getting added to um Rare

1794
02:01:05.479 --> 02:01:09.520
Replay now. Yeah, I think
that's cool. I'll play it on an

1795
02:01:09.600 --> 02:01:12.039
Xbox just to get the chimns in
Golden Eye. That sounds fun to me.

1796
02:01:13.239 --> 02:01:16.279
That was fun, um watching you
play on double O seven difficulty.

1797
02:01:17.520 --> 02:01:21.159
Yeah, another Friday. Yeah,
yeah thing. Yeah, that's the only

1798
02:01:21.239 --> 02:01:25.119
time I've ever done it that way. Yeah, that was fun. But

1799
02:01:25.239 --> 02:01:29.319
yeah, so I'll play those two
games before then. And then there's actually

1800
02:01:29.399 --> 02:01:33.119
kind of a bunch of like medium
profile stuff on the horizon. There's Atomic

1801
02:01:33.239 --> 02:01:41.920
Heart that like military shooter set in
like a Soviet city. There's Wild Hearts

1802
02:01:42.079 --> 02:01:46.199
coming up that's like EA Omega the
developer Omega and published by EA, their

1803
02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:56.439
take on Monster Hunter but Japanese like
Beautiful Japan. Um. There is deliver

1804
02:01:56.600 --> 02:02:00.960
Us Mars, which I think is
a sequel um It's like open world puzzle

1805
02:02:01.079 --> 02:02:05.680
like they're describing it like tomb Rader
on Mars, but based on what I've

1806
02:02:05.720 --> 02:02:13.079
seen it doesn't. I'm not optimistic
about it. And there's one more thing.

1807
02:02:13.239 --> 02:02:15.840
It's tomb Rader proper been dead for
a while. Was that last one,

1808
02:02:15.960 --> 02:02:21.079
Shadowed the tomb Rader, Yeah,
two thousand and nineteen. I feel

1809
02:02:21.159 --> 02:02:27.399
like I feel like it's been ten
years since I've experienced the fun of a

1810
02:02:28.359 --> 02:02:31.880
of an old school tomb Raider.
I want to Yeah, I really like

1811
02:02:32.439 --> 02:02:36.079
Rise, the second one. I
think that was the one. I liked

1812
02:02:36.079 --> 02:02:39.560
the reboot and I liked Rise.
I don't know if I've played the role

1813
02:02:39.600 --> 02:02:43.840
of Shadow Shadow Shadow went really hard
on like, oh, we need big

1814
02:02:44.039 --> 02:02:46.079
hub areas. I was like,
it's like, that's not what I was

1815
02:02:46.119 --> 02:02:49.560
playing these two. There are these
games, Um yeah, but yeah,

1816
02:02:49.640 --> 02:02:54.039
so we'll have those to talk about
next episode. Nice. I think that's

1817
02:02:54.399 --> 02:02:57.439
is that all the games? Anything
else? Guys? What I touch on

1818
02:02:58.680 --> 02:03:02.119
cool sounds any game very lightly And
I'm probably gonna butcher the way you say

1819
02:03:02.159 --> 02:03:04.520
the name, but I think it's
called Chia. You play a lot of

1820
02:03:04.560 --> 02:03:11.079
games that are like not immediately pronounced
pronounceable, I know, and that's terrible

1821
02:03:11.119 --> 02:03:18.760
for me. So uh huh,
all right, um, it's early.

1822
02:03:19.239 --> 02:03:26.640
I think it's alpha. This game
is uh a kind of an open world

1823
02:03:27.319 --> 02:03:30.560
physics sandbox game right where you can
like run around. But what's cool about

1824
02:03:30.600 --> 02:03:34.119
it is that you can put your
soul into shit. So you can like

1825
02:03:34.319 --> 02:03:38.520
see a turtle on the beach.
You could be like soul and then you

1826
02:03:38.560 --> 02:03:41.159
could like be the turtle. And
you could see like a chair and you

1827
02:03:41.199 --> 02:03:44.199
could be like soul and then you
could be the chair. Is this I

1828
02:03:44.359 --> 02:03:47.199
remember that game Everything? Oh yeah, where you could be like I'm the

1829
02:03:47.279 --> 02:03:50.199
shark, I'm the tree, I'm
the planet, I'm everything. Right,

1830
02:03:50.479 --> 02:03:55.039
that was a gimmick there, right. This does have that similar gimmick.

1831
02:03:55.079 --> 02:04:00.960
I forgot about that. This game
has, Like I think it's like I

1832
02:04:00.039 --> 02:04:06.039
think it's loosely like trying to be
uh well, I don't think it's trying

1833
02:04:06.079 --> 02:04:12.479
to be I think it's it is
loosely based off of like either the people

1834
02:04:12.520 --> 02:04:16.239
who made this game like grew up
in an environment like this, and so

1835
02:04:16.399 --> 02:04:21.439
it's not literally based on these same
people, but it is heavily inspired by

1836
02:04:21.479 --> 02:04:26.119
these people. So you were like
an island kid, you're definitely like learning

1837
02:04:26.159 --> 02:04:30.560
from the island people. You're learning
from the land. I thought it was

1838
02:04:30.600 --> 02:04:33.840
interesting and one of like this scenes, one of the people on the island

1839
02:04:33.960 --> 02:04:38.840
was playing music and you play along
and it gives you these like little blurbs

1840
02:04:39.000 --> 02:04:42.199
to when to play music. And
then it had this sign that goes,

1841
02:04:42.960 --> 02:04:44.920
you know, you can try and
play it on the beat, but you

1842
02:04:45.000 --> 02:04:47.720
also cannot because it's music, so
like you know, go go nuts.

1843
02:04:47.840 --> 02:04:53.279
And I was just like playing my
little bongas as I wanted to, because

1844
02:04:53.560 --> 02:04:57.199
that's true. Like it's such a
funny little anecdote, which was just like

1845
02:04:57.279 --> 02:04:59.760
it's music, so like you know, you can't really go wrong, so

1846
02:05:00.119 --> 02:05:03.319
just enjoy yourself, bud. And
I was like playing music and enjoying learning

1847
02:05:03.399 --> 02:05:06.279
from these like different people that I
was meeting on the island. Um.

1848
02:05:06.880 --> 02:05:12.600
It's very cute concept, but it's
very early, so you know, there's

1849
02:05:12.640 --> 02:05:15.159
like some bugs. Not everything worked
the way. It needs to cook a

1850
02:05:15.239 --> 02:05:19.119
little longer. But I like the
idea of it, not just the soul

1851
02:05:19.199 --> 02:05:24.800
swap, but of kind of being
a little scamp on an island and learning

1852
02:05:24.880 --> 02:05:29.640
from island people and they're they're different, you know worldviews. Also, there's

1853
02:05:29.640 --> 02:05:32.760
just a lot in the game,
um boating, climbing, Um, you

1854
02:05:32.880 --> 02:05:38.399
can pare, you have a glider, which I think is fun, swim

1855
02:05:38.720 --> 02:05:42.359
and collect items. There's a lot
to do. Yeah, I've been a

1856
02:05:42.439 --> 02:05:45.319
scamp on an island with a glider. The sounds glider. Yeah, the

1857
02:05:45.439 --> 02:05:48.680
climbing with a with a limit.
Right. It even has like I think

1858
02:05:48.720 --> 02:05:51.560
a circle of like how long you
can climb, same thing for how long

1859
02:05:51.640 --> 02:05:57.920
you can swim and be underwater?
For everything you can? Now when did

1860
02:05:57.960 --> 02:06:00.760
they show this? Was it like
an epic game showcase or something? But

1861
02:06:00.920 --> 02:06:05.039
it definitely was showcased early. But
I think it needs more time in the

1862
02:06:05.119 --> 02:06:09.439
oven, Like there's no question that
it's not ready. But like I enjoyed

1863
02:06:09.560 --> 02:06:13.319
my alpha playthroom, So that's all
I have to say about it. I'm

1864
02:06:14.119 --> 02:06:17.279
I'll have more to say when the
game actually comes out. It's pretty satch.

1865
02:06:18.720 --> 02:06:23.399
It is pretty satch. I think
that is fair. It is very

1866
02:06:24.159 --> 02:06:30.640
uh yeah, millennials. It's going
on in this photo? Why is one

1867
02:06:30.680 --> 02:06:34.600
of her eyes lime green glowing neon? That's her soul trying to escape her

1868
02:06:34.640 --> 02:06:38.840
body and getting to the body of
a nearby dove. My soul tries to

1869
02:06:38.960 --> 02:06:47.359
escape through my dick. You guys
want to do emails, all right,

1870
02:06:48.039 --> 02:06:51.640
I gotta get into emails. But
first Dan tell people what they can do

1871
02:06:51.800 --> 02:06:57.399
on Spotify. Go to Spotify.
We all got the Spotify. You just

1872
02:06:57.479 --> 02:07:00.880
heard for fire Escape Cast. I
think it'll probably tell you podcasts and music

1873
02:07:00.960 --> 02:07:02.039
all that. You will know it
when you see it. If you listen

1874
02:07:02.079 --> 02:07:05.439
to this podcast, play it.
Do the five stars good thing for us.

1875
02:07:05.840 --> 02:07:10.079
If you don't like the podcast,
you don't want to give it five

1876
02:07:10.119 --> 02:07:14.359
stars, then Max show you can
throw your stars that way. Um yeah,

1877
02:07:14.439 --> 02:07:15.560
we always say kind of funny.
You know they probably got like six

1878
02:07:15.640 --> 02:07:18.119
different podcasts, you know, go
with that. That's fine. Yeah,

1879
02:07:18.399 --> 02:07:21.399
G four is probably no, they
don't have one. Um, you know

1880
02:07:21.479 --> 02:07:25.960
there's any number podcasts, uh,
just not ours. Can you give us

1881
02:07:26.039 --> 02:07:32.920
the five more stars? More likely
that will surface on certain discovery pages.

1882
02:07:33.520 --> 02:07:41.880
More money, which means more cool
in person bonus stuff. It's for your

1883
02:07:41.920 --> 02:07:47.560
own good patre dot com, slash
fire Escape or firescapecast dot com. You

1884
02:07:47.680 --> 02:07:50.079
enjoined our game of the year and
you want to see more stuff like that?

1885
02:07:50.520 --> 02:07:56.399
Uh money a ton literally paid for
it. So yes, yes,

1886
02:07:56.479 --> 02:08:00.439
we put your money back into production, goes back into the show because we

1887
02:08:00.560 --> 02:08:03.279
love doing it and we want sure
we would keep doing it. I'm can

1888
02:08:03.399 --> 02:08:09.760
I look forward to recording this money, just some of it. Everything I've

1889
02:08:09.800 --> 02:08:18.279
been embezzling from fire escape. Oh
my god, strings. You know what's

1890
02:08:18.319 --> 02:08:22.840
funny? You make Danny beg me
for money. Mike's always saying like,

1891
02:08:22.000 --> 02:08:24.600
oh wait, this is a you
know, this is a decent month,

1892
02:08:24.680 --> 02:08:26.960
and it's like he could be like, this is a really bad month.

1893
02:08:28.039 --> 02:08:33.239
Guy. Sorry, but I do
not look at our books. They are

1894
02:08:33.359 --> 02:08:39.279
cooked as a Christmas goose. Um. But anyway, emails you could write

1895
02:08:39.319 --> 02:08:43.039
into. I almost just gave my
personal email like it was on the tip

1896
02:08:43.039 --> 02:08:46.319
of my tongue. No you can, I don't. I think I just

1897
02:08:46.479 --> 02:08:50.920
like ever, like you didn't realize
you saw something, but you did,

1898
02:08:50.079 --> 02:08:52.600
and you're trying to look around where
you saw it, like a sign on

1899
02:08:52.640 --> 02:08:56.319
the highway. Anyway, Firescape cast
at gmail dot com. You can write

1900
02:08:56.319 --> 02:09:01.319
into fire Escape Pass at gmail dot
com. Questions comments can earns corrections the

1901
02:09:01.399 --> 02:09:03.439
ladder of which I never read,
but I do want to hear them about

1902
02:09:03.479 --> 02:09:09.920
our conversation about Egypt and as it
relates to uh, Greece in Rome and

1903
02:09:11.079 --> 02:09:13.800
Cleopatra with the snake care know each
other? Yeah? Were they the same

1904
02:09:13.880 --> 02:09:18.680
time? Quite a long overlap?
Yep? Okay? Were they at war

1905
02:09:18.800 --> 02:09:22.920
several times? Yeah? They butted
heads? Who is the Rome guy?

1906
02:09:22.960 --> 02:09:26.199
If Caesar was Grease, who was
a Greek guy. I don't know.

1907
02:09:26.880 --> 02:09:33.239
I mean there were a lot of
Caesar's Spartacus. Uh no, I think

1908
02:09:33.239 --> 02:09:37.279
Spartacus is fictional. Oh real?
Uh fire Escape cast at gmail dot com.

1909
02:09:37.880 --> 02:09:46.720
We have from about Lincoln. What
was he doing? Background? Okay,

1910
02:09:48.119 --> 02:09:50.359
you brought up a president. We
know who you really want to talk

1911
02:09:50.399 --> 02:09:56.119
about. That's your trojan horse into
talking about Lincoln. Nice, all right,

1912
02:09:56.319 --> 02:10:01.560
get to it. Okay, she's
not gonna talk about Nick all right.

1913
02:10:03.520 --> 02:10:11.479
First one from Bianca. Uh yeah, okay. This one doesn't say

1914
02:10:11.720 --> 02:10:16.479
hello, it just gets right into
it. It makes more sense now that

1915
02:10:16.520 --> 02:10:20.439
Dennis told us she's I read this
before Dan told us what he was doing

1916
02:10:20.640 --> 02:10:26.319
over the weekend from Bianca. When
Dan returned home, he described the sounds

1917
02:10:26.840 --> 02:10:31.760
he heard at night as hyenas and
coyotes. He was surprised to learn that

1918
02:10:31.920 --> 02:10:37.439
he Anda's aren't typically found in New
York or North America in general, this

1919
02:10:37.640 --> 02:10:41.920
hemisphere. I don't think. He
continued to tell me about the church Cheetah

1920
02:10:41.319 --> 02:10:48.159
Bianca. I'm pretty sure hyenas are
specifically Africa. I didn't know that.

1921
02:10:48.880 --> 02:10:52.760
Now I'm curious. I mean,
I know they're at least Africa, where

1922
02:10:52.800 --> 02:10:56.399
are hyenas? I was in a
cabin laugh it was late, and I

1923
02:10:56.560 --> 02:11:01.680
heard crazy. It sounded like monkeys
at or in a Planet Earth episode or

1924
02:11:01.720 --> 02:11:03.199
something. But I knew it couldn't
be monkeys, because that'd be ridiculous.

1925
02:11:03.239 --> 02:11:07.560
There's not monkeys just running around.
The catskills and you know. So I

1926
02:11:07.640 --> 02:11:13.720
went out there and it was just
crazy, just like what he said,

1927
02:11:13.760 --> 02:11:16.399
the same sounds, and I was
like, oh fuck, there's like some

1928
02:11:16.600 --> 02:11:18.680
warring packs of hyenas in the middle
of the night and the catskills here.

1929
02:11:20.199 --> 02:11:22.800
And I was like, but so
I just mentioned it's like, oh yeah,

1930
02:11:22.800 --> 02:11:24.760
it was like hyenas or coyotes or
something or Bob gats. I don't

1931
02:11:24.760 --> 02:11:28.680
know what the bucket is. And
then she laughed at the hyena's part,

1932
02:11:28.279 --> 02:11:33.760
and apparently, to my knowledge based
on her laughter, hyenas are not found

1933
02:11:35.079 --> 02:11:39.479
here, correct, correct, not
in the western hemisphere at all. Okay,

1934
02:11:39.600 --> 02:11:41.159
I was right in Africa, but
they can also go toward India,

1935
02:11:41.800 --> 02:11:46.479
okay. And so the church Cheetah, I just kind of realized that I

1936
02:11:46.680 --> 02:11:50.760
don't really know, there's like a
class of animal. I don't think I

1937
02:11:50.800 --> 02:11:54.479
understand. This came up today I
was recording a demodist thing with Jeff Grubb

1938
02:11:54.760 --> 02:12:01.119
and they were showing a raccoon at
a live action rack, and I didn't

1939
02:12:01.119 --> 02:12:03.319
know. I called it like a
hyena or a cheetah or something like.

1940
02:12:03.600 --> 02:12:07.399
I think just animals that have pointy
ears and run around the four legs and

1941
02:12:07.439 --> 02:12:11.039
have tails. I get confused if
they're not like housecats. And so the

1942
02:12:11.159 --> 02:12:15.800
church cheetah thing, raccoon, it's
not a cat, that's the thing.

1943
02:12:15.840 --> 02:12:18.760
I don't know. I don't know
what's what. Actually, if you police

1944
02:12:18.800 --> 02:12:24.039
line up all I can point it
out, like that's a raccoon, the

1945
02:12:24.199 --> 02:12:28.560
church cheetah. I was reviewing Modern
Warfare three, uh, the you know

1946
02:12:28.720 --> 02:12:33.159
old one, and so Game in
Forma. I got flown out to fucking

1947
02:12:33.319 --> 02:12:35.279
some press event things, so I
was the only one who got to see

1948
02:12:35.279 --> 02:12:37.600
it, so no one a Game
in Former could like fact check me on

1949
02:12:37.680 --> 02:12:39.760
this. But I was talking about
how crazy the campaign was, and I

1950
02:12:39.840 --> 02:12:43.680
was like, yeah, it's typical
over the top call of duty stuff or

1951
02:12:43.720 --> 02:12:46.560
whatever. Like. At one point
I was in a church and I got

1952
02:12:46.600 --> 02:12:48.439
attacked by a cheetah and I had
to shoot it in the head. A

1953
02:12:48.479 --> 02:12:50.760
bunch of times. There was like
a quick time event where had to shoot

1954
02:12:50.840 --> 02:12:54.039
this cheetah on the head a bunch
of times. And I wrote that in

1955
02:12:54.079 --> 02:12:58.159
the review and it went to the
proof reading process and Joe Juba was like

1956
02:12:58.880 --> 02:13:01.319
me, Dan, are you sure
that it was the cheetah? And I

1957
02:13:01.439 --> 02:13:03.560
was like, yeah, like a
cheetah like burst in the church door and

1958
02:13:03.600 --> 02:13:07.119
you gotta like blow his brains out. And he's like, it's cheetah and

1959
02:13:07.159 --> 02:13:11.239
it's like aggressively like attacking you and
stuff like yeah, I think so,

1960
02:13:11.600 --> 02:13:13.880
and he just kept questioning me.
I don't know why he thought that was

1961
02:13:13.920 --> 02:13:16.479
impossible. I would imagine a cheat
that could attack something. Um, but

1962
02:13:16.600 --> 02:13:18.920
it was about to go to print
and then Joji but I don't know if

1963
02:13:18.960 --> 02:13:22.600
he like contacted activision or whatever he
wanted to pack check it. It turns

1964
02:13:22.600 --> 02:13:26.800
out it was a hyena, And
so I confused a hyena and a cheetah.

1965
02:13:26.800 --> 02:13:31.119
Well, have you seen the Lion
King? Yeahs are those like evil

1966
02:13:31.199 --> 02:13:37.680
twins that are like Hyena's laugh,
I get that, but like Hyena's cheetahs,

1967
02:13:37.840 --> 02:13:43.319
wolves, coyotes, big dogs,
some cats like panthers, yeah,

1968
02:13:43.399 --> 02:13:48.600
bobcats, Yeah, I don't I
can't tell all those apart I'm not get

1969
02:13:48.680 --> 02:13:50.119
that. I know, boon,
I don't know what the fuck like I

1970
02:13:52.000 --> 02:13:54.520
confronted with this, No, yeah, I'm not an expert. I definitely

1971
02:13:54.560 --> 02:14:01.079
still would have laughed along with Bianco
and you said hyenas specifically, because hyenas's

1972
02:14:01.199 --> 02:14:03.520
impossible. Is it impossible that I
was in the catskills and there were some

1973
02:14:03.720 --> 02:14:07.840
gangs of hyenas fighting. I'm pretty
sure it's impossible. Like I can't imagine

1974
02:14:07.920 --> 02:14:15.600
literally impossible, well not literally situation
where they drop in a bunch of hyenas,

1975
02:14:15.600 --> 02:14:18.479
but it would be it wouldn't be
found here. Yeah, if someone's

1976
02:14:18.520 --> 02:14:22.840
parachuting families of hyenas into the catskills, then it's not impossible. But but

1977
02:14:22.960 --> 02:14:30.039
that's artificial. Yeah, what's the
naturally what if in Pangaea Days, if

1978
02:14:30.119 --> 02:14:35.359
a bunch of hyenas, No,
I get where you're going here, that

1979
02:14:35.439 --> 02:14:37.159
happened, That's happened with a lot
of animals, But like, if they

1980
02:14:37.199 --> 02:14:39.560
were small enough numbers, they would
have died off by now. So maybe

1981
02:14:39.560 --> 02:14:43.680
they were true like six hyenas and
the Pangaea Days were like let's go northwest

1982
02:14:43.760 --> 02:14:48.720
here and they wound up on this
continent. It's possible they've just been roving

1983
02:14:48.760 --> 02:14:54.760
around right well, and again that
depends on again Pangaea days that they would

1984
02:14:54.800 --> 02:14:58.520
have if they didn't survive the environment, they wouldn't have evolved to survive,

1985
02:14:58.600 --> 02:15:01.880
and they die out and be extinct. Who knows, really tough though,

1986
02:15:01.840 --> 02:15:07.000
I don't know enough to refute this, but it sounds wrong. So it's

1987
02:15:07.239 --> 02:15:09.760
unlikely but not impossible that I heard
about jo hyena's last night. Um,

1988
02:15:11.880 --> 02:15:15.000
I don't know. Let me.
It's sounded fucking crazy. It's coyotes,

1989
02:15:15.119 --> 02:15:18.600
man, They're fucking weird kyotes howling. This was like no, no,

1990
02:15:18.720 --> 02:15:22.239
no, no, no, no, no, coyotes do like these high

1991
02:15:22.239 --> 02:15:26.760
pitched barks. They they're dogs,
many they're wild dogs. How big are

1992
02:15:26.760 --> 02:15:31.239
there? Are they like like horses? Like? No, no, are

1993
02:15:31.279 --> 02:15:35.319
you an elden ring? I was
thrown off because I set the thing forever

1994
02:15:35.439 --> 02:15:37.640
going giant bomb where I said I
could beat a wolf in a fight.

1995
02:15:37.800 --> 02:15:39.920
You know me, wolves were like
a billion times bigger than I thought,

1996
02:15:39.960 --> 02:15:45.760
So maybe I'm off wolves big,
but they're not as big as horses,

1997
02:15:45.800 --> 02:15:50.520
but they are big. Hyenas are
like I'm trying to think of a domestic

1998
02:15:50.640 --> 02:15:54.720
dog that size. Are they bigger
than cats. Yeah, well domestic housecats.

1999
02:15:54.840 --> 02:15:58.479
Yeah, but the animals can be
sucked up looking like copies. You

2000
02:15:58.600 --> 02:16:03.840
like, they're shaped, but from
what I would compare the size of a

2001
02:16:03.880 --> 02:16:09.279
coyote the size of a fox.
No, little, there's maybe a little

2002
02:16:09.520 --> 02:16:11.600
little bigger, probably a little.
Boxes are tiny. I've seen foxes in

2003
02:16:11.640 --> 02:16:15.800
my backyard. Yeah, true,
No, foxes are small, bigger than

2004
02:16:15.880 --> 02:16:20.720
bigger than a fox, but smaller
than a wolf. What about a dog?

2005
02:16:20.840 --> 02:16:24.039
What about like my like razors gizmo, bigger than a coyote? No,

2006
02:16:24.479 --> 02:16:26.119
no, no, no, no, okay, no coyotes. I'm

2007
02:16:26.159 --> 02:16:33.079
trying to think of a domestic dog. Tokyotes are probably like labrador size.

2008
02:16:33.200 --> 02:16:35.920
I've seen them several times. They're
not. They can be small though,

2009
02:16:37.120 --> 02:16:41.680
because if they don't like eat a
lot, they're skinny little shits and they're

2010
02:16:41.680 --> 02:16:45.159
just eating. Oh Dan, okay, Dan here, actually googled it.

2011
02:16:45.280 --> 02:16:48.040
They'll eat your cats. That's what
they do. Everybody who knows if your

2012
02:16:48.120 --> 02:16:52.840
cat gets out and you don't see
it. No more. This is actually

2013
02:16:52.879 --> 02:16:54.639
really funny, Dan, look up
hyen is. When you get the chance.

2014
02:16:54.680 --> 02:17:00.760
They are odd looking. They have
like maple leaf shaped years. Okay.

2015
02:17:01.120 --> 02:17:05.120
North America used this is a headline
from Smithsonian maag dot com, So

2016
02:17:05.239 --> 02:17:09.520
you know it's official. North America
used to have its very own hyena.

2017
02:17:09.200 --> 02:17:13.360
These giggly beasts didn't just roam Africa
in the Middle East. They were right

2018
02:17:13.360 --> 02:17:18.479
here in our backyard. But this
was the as recently as the Plio scene

2019
02:17:18.559 --> 02:17:22.719
era. When was that? The
fucking pictures hyena? I need scale though,

2020
02:17:22.760 --> 02:17:26.799
Put me a hyena next to a
fucking quarter or something like hyena first

2021
02:17:26.840 --> 02:17:30.200
scale. Okay, I really have
no sense of how big they are.

2022
02:17:30.239 --> 02:17:33.719
Oh wait, ear scale? What
the fuck? No, they're huge?

2023
02:17:33.959 --> 02:17:41.520
Are they really? Oh? My
god? Picture? Okay, they lived

2024
02:17:41.559 --> 02:17:45.000
in the North America until the early
plant plus the scene when was that?

2025
02:17:46.360 --> 02:17:50.559
Freak? Wolves have been considered the
likeliest explanation for sightings of modern America hyenas.

2026
02:17:52.639 --> 02:17:56.120
How big a hyena is? How
big are hyena? You're gonna have

2027
02:17:56.120 --> 02:18:03.040
a bunch of weird scale photos here. This one makes them fifty nine inches

2028
02:18:03.239 --> 02:18:07.440
Jesus hyena versus wolf size. The
hyena and the wolf are very similar in

2029
02:18:07.559 --> 02:18:11.799
terms of their size. Okay,
they're huge, they are large. They

2030
02:18:11.879 --> 02:18:16.000
can weigh up to one hundred and
ninety pounds, But those are that's like

2031
02:18:16.280 --> 02:18:20.000
not normal. I spotted hyena.
Spotted hyenas are smaller. I went to

2032
02:18:20.200 --> 02:18:22.000
a wolf kill. No, no, no, no, no no sorry.

2033
02:18:22.000 --> 02:18:26.200
We were talking about coyotes northwest,
and they are. We were talking

2034
02:18:26.200 --> 02:18:31.239
about the size of coyotes though,
let me look at it yet fox sized

2035
02:18:31.360 --> 02:18:35.159
they were. Now we're talking about
most adults are about forty eight sixty inches

2036
02:18:35.239 --> 02:18:41.639
long. Okay, Well, these
kids, like if I if a coyote

2037
02:18:41.760 --> 02:18:46.040
was in my backyard, hey,
get out of here. Would it kill

2038
02:18:46.079 --> 02:18:48.920
me? No? They're pretty skittish. From everything I understand. They kill

2039
02:18:50.000 --> 02:18:52.159
they can. I have a friend
whose house gat got killed by a coyote.

2040
02:18:52.639 --> 02:18:54.559
But they wouldn't. They'd run away
from me. They wouldn't, just

2041
02:18:54.639 --> 02:19:00.120
fairly, I think, so I
wouldn't test it. But yeah, three

2042
02:19:00.159 --> 02:19:03.639
feet long, two feet tall,
that's not that big. Okay, So

2043
02:19:03.760 --> 02:19:07.040
coyotes are kind of tiny, Like
you could probably beat a coyote in a

2044
02:19:07.120 --> 02:19:09.280
fight. I could be wrong,
I don't know. But a wolf no,

2045
02:19:11.959 --> 02:19:15.079
no, not wolves ever since I
saw pictures of wolves there. But

2046
02:19:15.159 --> 02:19:18.959
also there's always like seven wolves.
It's not never just one. That's right,

2047
02:19:18.159 --> 02:19:28.120
ring fuck that wolf pack? Oh
uh, thank you bianca Um again

2048
02:19:28.479 --> 02:19:33.680
Fireskift cast at gmail dot com for
corrections that I will routinely. I have.

2049
02:19:33.920 --> 02:19:37.639
I have a filter that sees the
word correction and then just puts in

2050
02:19:37.719 --> 02:19:39.840
the trash. It's just the word, actually, and it just filters out.

2051
02:19:41.639 --> 02:19:46.719
It's the word Mike, idiot,
completely misleading. I heard you say

2052
02:19:46.799 --> 02:19:56.040
this filter trash immediately fum. All
right, thank you, Bank Church Cheetahs.

2053
02:19:56.159 --> 02:20:00.959
You can't prove it was bob Ba. I'm going to read this one

2054
02:20:01.000 --> 02:20:05.959
because this one I just put in
completely selfishly, because it's kind of a

2055
02:20:05.040 --> 02:20:07.639
suite. I don't know if you
guys remember I talked about Gus and I

2056
02:20:07.760 --> 02:20:11.360
at the Polar Bears at the Central
Park Zoo that I saw when I was

2057
02:20:11.719 --> 02:20:16.760
nine, and then also when I
came back when I was twelve, I

2058
02:20:16.879 --> 02:20:20.600
got an email about that. I
also said both of them died. But

2059
02:20:20.680 --> 02:20:22.120
anyway, good evening, Fire Escape
Crew. First, you were a great

2060
02:20:22.159 --> 02:20:24.639
listen for my long commutes, and
I love your banter. Thank you.

2061
02:20:26.319 --> 02:20:28.639
Second, my wife and I are
lifelong zookeepers, and not only was I

2062
02:20:28.719 --> 02:20:33.200
thrilled to hear you speak so positively
about zoos, but Mike also mentioned Gus

2063
02:20:33.280 --> 02:20:35.319
and Ida at the Central Park Zoo. My wife and I met while working

2064
02:20:35.399 --> 02:20:39.520
at the Central Park Zoo and both
were there when they passed away. The

2065
02:20:39.600 --> 02:20:43.040
outpouring of compassion from the community at
the time was amazing to see as many

2066
02:20:43.079 --> 02:20:46.000
people sent or brought flowers and we
left them outside their habitat at the zoo.

2067
02:20:46.399 --> 02:20:50.040
It is entirely possible that one of
the days Mike saw them at the

2068
02:20:50.120 --> 02:20:52.559
zoo playing with their toys. They
were put into the exhibit by my wife,

2069
02:20:52.719 --> 02:20:56.920
and that it is and has always
been our mission to not only educate

2070
02:20:56.959 --> 02:20:58.319
and bring joy to the public,
but give the best possible care and enrich

2071
02:20:58.360 --> 02:21:01.360
these animals lives as best we can. We are now zoo keepers living in

2072
02:21:01.399 --> 02:21:03.520
New Orleans. I would love to
see your show. Make it down this

2073
02:21:03.600 --> 02:21:07.000
way. Keep up the good work, too, lifelong zookeepers. Oh my

2074
02:21:07.120 --> 02:21:11.079
god, God, I love New
Orleans. I'll be at the New Orleans

2075
02:21:11.200 --> 02:21:13.719
Zoo in May if you happen to
be working in the New Orleans Zoo.

2076
02:21:13.879 --> 02:21:16.920
I've been there before. It's a
great zoo. It's awesome and there for

2077
02:21:16.959 --> 02:21:22.360
a honeymoon. Why are you zoo? It's my fifth trip to New Orleans.

2078
02:21:22.399 --> 02:21:24.799
I just love it and we've got
some friends together and we're going to

2079
02:21:24.879 --> 02:21:28.079
do a New Orleans trip and one
of the days we're talking about doing a

2080
02:21:28.200 --> 02:21:33.879
zoo thing the awesome Yeah right in
again. Please if hey we get to

2081
02:21:33.879 --> 02:21:35.760
hang out as animals and take some
like that, that sounds great. Uh

2082
02:21:37.040 --> 02:21:39.399
yeah, May Memorial Day weekend,
I'll be in the and yeah, that

2083
02:21:39.440 --> 02:21:43.799
sounds awesome. Yeah, that's crazy
that I was there at the same time.

2084
02:21:43.840 --> 02:21:46.559
I remember Gussneida miss him. Um
oh well, thank you. Good

2085
02:21:46.639 --> 02:21:52.280
to the zoo zoos I've been.
I love New Orleans as well. I

2086
02:21:52.360 --> 02:21:56.559
have so many good memories there,
but I don't think I've ever been to

2087
02:21:56.639 --> 02:21:58.239
the New Orleans. It's a great
zoo. Do it. Take a day

2088
02:21:58.360 --> 02:22:01.840
and just walked on Magazine Street and
all the cool little shops and everything wind

2089
02:22:01.959 --> 02:22:05.760
up at the zoo there and then
there's a great diner not far from there

2090
02:22:05.079 --> 02:22:09.159
bank and I had an amazing day. That makes me happy. Get some

2091
02:22:09.280 --> 02:22:16.959
prolins at a little shop. It's
man New Orleans. Ohe yes, you

2092
02:22:18.000 --> 02:22:22.920
guys, is that is Prowlins.
It was New Orleans. You say prowlin.

2093
02:22:22.040 --> 02:22:26.040
I've always said pray lining, but
I was very much informed by someone

2094
02:22:26.040 --> 02:22:31.559
who would know that you say prolins
when you're in Okay, good to know,

2095
02:22:31.920 --> 02:22:33.159
um Dan, do you want to
read this? Last? This question?

2096
02:22:33.600 --> 02:22:37.000
This is actually a question, Hi
fire Escape crew. I know twenty

2097
02:22:37.079 --> 02:22:41.520
twenty three has been treating you well
so far. I've primarily been a console

2098
02:22:41.559 --> 02:22:43.280
game or my whole life, but
the PS five and Series X are starting

2099
02:22:43.319 --> 02:22:46.840
to have games with lower performance and
or resolutions than I'd prefer this point in

2100
02:22:46.840 --> 02:22:50.639
their cycle. I feel that's going
to be the case even more so going

2101
02:22:50.719 --> 02:22:54.520
forward. Since graphic card prices had
finally come down to reasonable prices after cryptocurrency

2102
02:22:54.600 --> 02:22:58.760
crashed earlier in the year, I
decided to pull the trigger and build a

2103
02:22:58.799 --> 02:23:01.840
gaming PC myself over the holidays.
I was super apprehensive since I've never met,

2104
02:23:03.239 --> 02:23:05.280
never spent this much money on a
non essential thing like this, But

2105
02:23:05.399 --> 02:23:07.760
after having it for a few weeks, I can definitely say I'm happy with

2106
02:23:07.840 --> 02:23:11.280
it and I'm glad I took that
chance. Do any of you have a

2107
02:23:11.319 --> 02:23:16.959
similar experience with being nervous about buying
a luxury item, gaming related or not,

2108
02:23:16.479 --> 02:23:20.280
but are really glad you did so. Thanks for everything you guys do.

2109
02:23:20.479 --> 02:23:24.959
Justin p there is no question that
a Steam deck is a luxury item

2110
02:23:24.000 --> 02:23:28.559
and is not necessary, and I
fucking love my steam Deck. It's worth

2111
02:23:28.719 --> 02:23:33.040
every penny. Is so awesome to
have a portable computer. I love my

2112
02:23:33.200 --> 02:23:37.840
steam Deck. I take it with
me everywhere I go. It's more important

2113
02:23:37.879 --> 02:23:41.520
to me than a wallet. It
has been the greatest gift. And I

2114
02:23:41.680 --> 02:23:46.879
think it's unnecessary. I say it's
luxury in the sense that it's absolutely unnecessary.

2115
02:23:46.360 --> 02:23:52.239
But my god, do I love
my steam I mean doing my PCU

2116
02:23:52.680 --> 02:23:58.959
during COVID was also the same thing, pretty nerve wracking. But this is

2117
02:23:58.040 --> 02:24:03.399
a bit different, but two things. Most of my life, I was

2118
02:24:03.479 --> 02:24:09.639
always afraid to have nice sunglasses,
expensive ones, because I was like,

2119
02:24:09.719 --> 02:24:13.520
oh, I'll lose these and it
will be way more sunken cost. However,

2120
02:24:13.639 --> 02:24:18.239
it was the flip. It was
the reverse, where it's because they're

2121
02:24:18.280 --> 02:24:20.959
expensive and nice, I took way
better care of them. Yes, that,

2122
02:24:22.159 --> 02:24:24.520
and I have a nice pen the
same thing, because it's a nice

2123
02:24:24.559 --> 02:24:26.559
pen. It was a gift.
The pen was a gift, so it

2124
02:24:26.600 --> 02:24:30.559
doesn't really apply. But like,
because it's a very nice pen, I

2125
02:24:30.639 --> 02:24:33.559
know exactly where it is at all
times. I'm not just gonna leave it

2126
02:24:33.639 --> 02:24:37.319
on my desk at work that like
the janitor will then clean up. You

2127
02:24:37.360 --> 02:24:39.760
don't just throw it in like a
junct drawer or something. Yeah, I

2128
02:24:39.760 --> 02:24:43.719
feel I got my first prescription sunglasses
recently, and I used to do the

2129
02:24:43.799 --> 02:24:46.200
dorky thing where I put the sunglasses
over my glasses and that's just uncomfortable and

2130
02:24:46.280 --> 02:24:48.959
looks stupid. So I got prescription
sunglasses and it's like, okay, you

2131
02:24:50.079 --> 02:24:50.600
take care of me. You know
where they are. You take them when

2132
02:24:50.600 --> 02:24:54.079
you're driving in some places and it's
sunny. Yeah. Yeah. Watches too.

2133
02:24:54.280 --> 02:24:58.920
I have a bunch of watches,
but the ones that I sort of

2134
02:24:58.920 --> 02:25:03.120
splurged on are the ones I most
I have like sentimentality attached to some of

2135
02:25:03.159 --> 02:25:07.479
the cheaper ones, but the ones
that I spent the most money on you

2136
02:25:07.559 --> 02:25:13.799
can tell, like the actual winding
mechanisms, they're just lifespan, still on

2137
02:25:13.920 --> 02:25:18.200
time after X number eight years and
I wind them. I like those two.

2138
02:25:18.319 --> 02:25:22.280
Not that I don't enjoy like a
nice fifty dollars watch that looks good.

2139
02:25:24.000 --> 02:25:28.959
But yeah, Dan, you have
luxury alcohol that you bust out on

2140
02:25:30.079 --> 02:25:37.719
special occasions. Yeah, thank you
consider luxurious in your life. I'll name

2141
02:25:37.760 --> 02:25:43.600
two non gaming things. One is
recently we bought this. Neither of these

2142
02:25:43.680 --> 02:25:48.079
things are sponsored. We just bought
them, um, just like giving them

2143
02:25:48.120 --> 02:25:52.360
disclaimer. Uh, Peloton I got. We got the bike and the treadmill,

2144
02:25:52.799 --> 02:25:54.760
and there is something like I've had. I've gotten elliptical down there,

2145
02:25:54.760 --> 02:25:58.680
like a dumb elliptical or whatever.
And you know, I've had treadmills and

2146
02:25:58.719 --> 02:26:01.159
bikes and them all that shit in
them. But having something with like that

2147
02:26:01.319 --> 02:26:05.280
subscription service where it's like, oh, okay, I got my favorite instructor

2148
02:26:05.520 --> 02:26:09.040
and like I follow all this stuff
and like that shit is a really great

2149
02:26:09.079 --> 02:26:13.760
motivator. And I've really like Mak
and I really love the Peloton stuff and

2150
02:26:13.760 --> 02:26:16.200
that's been excellent. The other so
I'm sitting in right now. You might

2151
02:26:16.239 --> 02:26:20.319
remember I used to be in a
big couch that I bought from Box Discount

2152
02:26:20.399 --> 02:26:22.879
Furniture. It was it was good, it was comfy. I enjoyed it

2153
02:26:22.959 --> 02:26:28.799
at cup Holders, but especially like
I sit here so much. We were

2154
02:26:28.799 --> 02:26:31.200
talking earlier about the post stuff and
everything, and it's like, all right,

2155
02:26:31.280 --> 02:26:35.600
well, I got this love seat, this two seat thing. I

2156
02:26:35.719 --> 02:26:37.719
live here at three hundred and six
to five days a year. I have

2157
02:26:37.879 --> 02:26:43.159
guests here that sit in this room
maybe fucking ten or twelve days a year

2158
02:26:43.879 --> 02:26:45.959
and space is a premium. You
know, I want to make sure I

2159
02:26:46.000 --> 02:26:48.200
got a lot of shit in this
room. I want to make sure this

2160
02:26:48.239 --> 02:26:50.360
is where I like broadcast from.
I want to make sure I'm making the

2161
02:26:50.440 --> 02:26:52.440
best of the use of space.
And so we went to a Lazy Boys

2162
02:26:52.479 --> 02:26:58.559
store and we found this one that's
fucking got the power stuff and the lumbar

2163
02:26:58.680 --> 02:27:01.920
support and all that. It is
comfy as shit. It's very expensive,

2164
02:27:01.040 --> 02:27:05.000
but it's like that was a very
like like Monk was like, you should

2165
02:27:05.040 --> 02:27:07.840
splurge on this because, like talk
about something you use every day. I

2166
02:27:07.920 --> 02:27:11.360
Am going to sit in this for
most of the day every day and it

2167
02:27:11.440 --> 02:27:16.639
should be comfortable, and it is
fucking awesome. I love this thing.

2168
02:27:16.840 --> 02:27:20.280
So yeah, this Lazy Boy has
been very, very good. I'm glad

2169
02:27:20.360 --> 02:27:24.159
to hear that. I do think
that people who sit for a living should

2170
02:27:24.200 --> 02:27:28.120
invest in a good chair. It
will save your ass, it will save

2171
02:27:28.200 --> 02:27:31.799
your back, and I think you
should have ergonomic setups. That's worth investing

2172
02:27:31.920 --> 02:27:37.120
in for sure. It's like protecting
your bones and your body and things like

2173
02:27:37.319 --> 02:27:41.879
that and making sure that you're comfortable. I'm trying to think about things that

2174
02:27:41.000 --> 02:27:43.879
I like, literally was like,
oh, like should I do it?

2175
02:27:45.040 --> 02:27:48.280
And you know it's interesting is most
of the time that I've like debated that

2176
02:27:48.440 --> 02:27:52.319
and done it, it's been a
wonderful purchase. Like it's not very often

2177
02:27:52.360 --> 02:27:54.600
that I do that. I go, what a waste of my money?

2178
02:27:54.760 --> 02:27:58.000
A lot of times when you are
really on the fence about buying something quality,

2179
02:27:58.280 --> 02:28:01.680
it's a wonderful thing that you get
to have forever. I really like

2180
02:28:01.799 --> 02:28:05.319
coffee. I'm a pretty big coffee
person. I splurged on like a more

2181
02:28:05.399 --> 02:28:11.920
expensive, like like a drip coffee
thing, and it looks nice and it

2182
02:28:13.200 --> 02:28:16.440
makes wonderful coffee, and I get
stoked about like having my coffee every day,

2183
02:28:16.559 --> 02:28:20.360
and that's super worth it to me, even though it's like, could

2184
02:28:20.399 --> 02:28:26.399
I have just used a cureg Probably, but I wanted this like nice drip

2185
02:28:26.479 --> 02:28:30.719
coffee system and I like it very
much. I remember when I was just

2186
02:28:31.000 --> 02:28:35.799
getting into game Spot, I used
to always wear the same fucking like shitty

2187
02:28:35.040 --> 02:28:39.159
tennis shoes that I've had for years, like they probably had holes in them,

2188
02:28:39.200 --> 02:28:41.360
and I never fucking changed them.
And everyone was like, you should

2189
02:28:41.399 --> 02:28:45.920
get like good shoes, and I
never would because I was like, I'm

2190
02:28:46.120 --> 02:28:48.000
like, I've just got to wear
these shitty old shoes because they're cool and

2191
02:28:48.040 --> 02:28:52.000
they make me, you know,
like they're they're whatever, Like they give

2192
02:28:52.040 --> 02:28:54.639
me character. I fucking bought a
pair of Ultra boost and it changed my

2193
02:28:54.879 --> 02:28:58.959
life. I'll never leave Ultra Boosts. They're so comfortable. Wear good shoes.

2194
02:29:00.399 --> 02:29:03.840
Buy expensive shoes. Please buy good
expensive sneakers. It's your feet,

2195
02:29:03.879 --> 02:29:07.239
it holds your ass, it holds
every part of you. Like, don't

2196
02:29:07.719 --> 02:29:11.920
don't cheap out on something that like
you walk on every day. Good shoes

2197
02:29:13.000 --> 02:29:16.120
is super valuable. I didn't even
think of that, like the clothing thing,

2198
02:29:16.200 --> 02:29:18.440
like that's a recent thing for me, like in the last few months.

2199
02:29:18.479 --> 02:29:22.399
It's like my entire life up until
like six months ago, I always

2200
02:29:22.440 --> 02:29:24.639
just bought like every fucking shirt I
ever wore was some screen printed it or

2201
02:29:24.639 --> 02:29:31.159
like thick like Gildan fucking like just
shitty twenty dollars shirt that was just itchy

2202
02:29:31.239 --> 02:29:35.120
and heavy and not comfy or anything. And at a certain point I was

2203
02:29:35.120 --> 02:29:37.680
like, I'm just kind of tired, like I just it just kind of

2204
02:29:37.719 --> 02:29:41.079
feels shitty, you know, And
Bonk, I asked Bond because like I

2205
02:29:41.159 --> 02:29:43.079
just don't know. I was like, what are good brands? What can

2206
02:29:43.120 --> 02:29:46.159
I just like quality because like I've
had a couple of like comfy shirts.

2207
02:29:46.239 --> 02:29:48.520
It's like I want more stuff like
that. I want comfy jeans, I

2208
02:29:48.559 --> 02:29:50.959
want comfy shirts. And like even
like what I'm wearing now is like a

2209
02:29:50.000 --> 02:29:52.440
white T shirt. It just looks
like a white T shirt, but it's

2210
02:29:52.440 --> 02:29:54.360
like from a brand that Bonk told
me about there, like oh, they

2211
02:29:54.479 --> 02:29:58.000
make really high quality stuff and you
can tell the difference. Like I just

2212
02:29:58.079 --> 02:30:01.440
assumed Barry Paul Rakard here and it's
like Dad, the white shirt. It's

2213
02:30:01.440 --> 02:30:03.559
all the same thing. Why are
you gonna spend more or whatever? Like

2214
02:30:03.719 --> 02:30:07.600
like no, actually, sometimes you
get what you're paying for and it's going

2215
02:30:07.680 --> 02:30:09.159
to feel better, and it's it's
not a look thing. It's not a

2216
02:30:09.200 --> 02:30:13.000
status thing. It's not a high
flutent thing. It's just like it's a

2217
02:30:13.079 --> 02:30:16.920
higher quality product. You know.
Yeah, not always too right, Like

2218
02:30:16.000 --> 02:30:20.000
there are like things where you're paying
for the brand and you're paying for the

2219
02:30:20.120 --> 02:30:24.680
name that you wear. I'm not
a huge like brand person. I don't

2220
02:30:24.760 --> 02:30:28.600
like wearing things that have like Louis
Vitan on it. Like that's not a

2221
02:30:28.680 --> 02:30:33.120
huge thing that I crave, but
I do crave quality when I went to

2222
02:30:35.360 --> 02:30:39.920
it's not that crew behind you.
I was gonna say that's the gap or

2223
02:30:41.360 --> 02:30:48.440
like equal you say, Tanning Chatam
on purpose, Channing, I always fuck

2224
02:30:48.520 --> 02:30:56.239
that up, Sanna, the same
thing, mister Chatum, Yeah, would

2225
02:30:56.319 --> 02:31:03.719
have been I've spent decent money on
one bottle of wine in my life that

2226
02:31:03.840 --> 02:31:05.639
I was like, oh, that
might have been too much, and then

2227
02:31:05.639 --> 02:31:07.360
I drank in and it was worth
it. Well, it makes sense where

2228
02:31:07.360 --> 02:31:11.280
it's like like we had that Johnny
Blue when we did the Game of the

2229
02:31:11.360 --> 02:31:13.840
Year thing. But like literally when
I moved into this house over two years

2230
02:31:13.879 --> 02:31:18.280
ago, Anniball, one of my
best friends, sent me a housewarming gift

2231
02:31:18.319 --> 02:31:20.200
the day I moved in of like, here's a bottle of Johnny Blue because

2232
02:31:20.200 --> 02:31:22.639
I like Johnny Black. I've drank
Johnny Walker a long time. I've never

2233
02:31:22.719 --> 02:31:26.680
had blue and he sent it to
me, and like, I saved that

2234
02:31:26.920 --> 02:31:28.879
and that's only for like, okay, the first I think the first time

2235
02:31:28.920 --> 02:31:31.239
we recorded fire Escape, I think
I had a little sip of that.

2236
02:31:31.639 --> 02:31:33.719
I think, like, you know, if I Bunkt's new job, we'll

2237
02:31:33.719 --> 02:31:37.280
have a sip of that or something
like that. Is it is saved for

2238
02:31:37.520 --> 02:31:39.559
those things, so like that has
lasted like a couple of years and I

2239
02:31:39.680 --> 02:31:43.680
just bought a new one because that
one's about done. But like, like

2240
02:31:43.920 --> 02:31:46.719
I think that's that's fun to be
able to do that, But like I

2241
02:31:46.840 --> 02:31:50.120
don't necessarily understand the like I feel
like there's like statusy stuff where it's like,

2242
02:31:50.280 --> 02:31:52.959
yeah, I think with a car
stuff like I'm not a car guy

2243
02:31:54.000 --> 02:31:56.479
at all, and as long as
a car can get me where I want

2244
02:31:56.520 --> 02:31:58.159
to go safely, And it's like, you know, I can hook up

2245
02:31:58.200 --> 02:32:03.479
my phone and I got beaten stuff
and back when she like, it doesn't

2246
02:32:03.520 --> 02:32:05.840
need to be fancy. You don't
need to range over. The cars can

2247
02:32:05.920 --> 02:32:11.079
go insane in price, but like
you can spend thirty K and get a

2248
02:32:11.159 --> 02:32:15.200
car that is like very nice,
or you can spend fucking three K and

2249
02:32:15.280 --> 02:32:16.680
get like a status thing or something. It's like, well, it just

2250
02:32:16.680 --> 02:32:20.319
seems unnecessary And I never even I've
never even bought a new car my entire

2251
02:32:20.399 --> 02:32:24.120
life. I do think that there's
probably something that feels good about driving a

2252
02:32:24.239 --> 02:32:28.399
car off the lot, but I've
never experienced that. I remember, like

2253
02:32:28.520 --> 02:32:31.680
from a very young age, like
having a car was such a wild thing

2254
02:32:31.879 --> 02:32:35.399
to own, you know, when
I was growing up. I don't know

2255
02:32:35.440 --> 02:32:39.719
what you guys like your first car, but like my first car was a

2256
02:32:41.120 --> 02:32:48.879
Chevy Cavalier and I think it was
like it was probably worth like seven thousand

2257
02:32:48.959 --> 02:32:52.639
dollars. And I remember Cavalier was
one of my cars, and I remember

2258
02:32:52.760 --> 02:32:54.360
thinking to myself when I was like, when I got in it, like

2259
02:32:54.479 --> 02:32:58.440
put the key in it and stuff, I was like, this is seven

2260
02:33:00.639 --> 02:33:07.319
thousand dollars, Like wow, that's
so much money. And I like couldn't

2261
02:33:07.319 --> 02:33:13.959
believe that I had like seven thousand
dollars by my hands. No, my

2262
02:33:13.120 --> 02:33:18.000
parents had to help me. I
had to, like Dad, my dad

2263
02:33:18.079 --> 02:33:22.079
calls it the Bank of Dad,
and he's always like he no, he

2264
02:33:22.239 --> 02:33:26.120
well, yeah, he would buy
it and then I would pay him back

2265
02:33:26.719 --> 02:33:30.040
and yeah. My dad would basically
say like he'd help me do it,

2266
02:33:30.680 --> 02:33:33.399
um and then I would what was
the VG was it? What was the

2267
02:33:33.520 --> 02:33:37.680
vig on that action though? The
vig? Yeah, what's the vig with

2268
02:33:37.760 --> 02:33:41.639
Bank of Dad's interest he's charging so
none, that's his thing. That's the

2269
02:33:43.200 --> 02:33:48.479
that's is like, what's the what's
the interest charge? Yea his catch sopranos.

2270
02:33:48.639 --> 02:33:52.840
Of course I taken a loan.
I just I didn't know the word

2271
02:33:52.920 --> 02:33:56.280
vig. My dad always said that
the Bank of Dad doesn't charge interests.

2272
02:33:56.479 --> 02:33:58.639
Um. It was the same thing
for like several things in my life.

2273
02:33:58.799 --> 02:34:01.920
I'd be like I need help,
and he'd be like, oh, you

2274
02:34:01.000 --> 02:34:03.600
want some Bank of Dad and he'd, you know, he'd always give me

2275
02:34:03.719 --> 02:34:07.799
like, like, you know,
five hund bucks if I need it,

2276
02:34:07.959 --> 02:34:13.799
but you got to return the money
from the Bank of Dad. I've only

2277
02:34:13.840 --> 02:34:16.719
ever personally owned one car in my
life. Before that, I was just

2278
02:34:16.799 --> 02:34:20.799
borrowing my parents whenever I could,
And I think I spent like something like

2279
02:34:20.879 --> 02:34:24.959
eight thousand dollars a night that I
had saved up for a two thousand and

2280
02:34:24.959 --> 02:34:30.440
seven Super Legacy turbocharge GT. I
didn't want a turbocharge car that would require

2281
02:34:30.600 --> 02:34:33.520
premium gas to not fuck the engine
up. But like it was there,

2282
02:34:35.239 --> 02:34:37.319
and I was like, as soon
as I paid for I was like,

2283
02:34:37.360 --> 02:34:41.479
oh, this was a mistake.
But then I got in and it's it's

2284
02:34:41.600 --> 02:34:46.000
like I want that car again,
like that exact one. I loved it.

2285
02:34:46.360 --> 02:34:50.520
As soon as I was just fucking
cruising, I knew that was the

2286
02:34:50.600 --> 02:34:54.719
car I belonged in. I thought
it was bullshit. My my grandma used

2287
02:34:54.760 --> 02:35:00.799
to tell me and my cousins that, like, all right, so damn

2288
02:35:00.879 --> 02:35:05.200
Matt, Melissa, if you if
you don't do drugs and if you don't

2289
02:35:05.280 --> 02:35:11.120
drink alcohol before your eighteenth birthday or
maybe you said sixteenth, we will buy

2290
02:35:11.239 --> 02:35:13.680
you a car. And I was
like, hell, yeah, I don't

2291
02:35:13.680 --> 02:35:18.200
know. I'm not gonna drink,
like, yeah, that's easy. And

2292
02:35:18.559 --> 02:35:22.840
I don't think I did, like
I didn't like And I first of all,

2293
02:35:22.959 --> 02:35:26.680
if I did drink alcohol like sparingly
a couple of times or whatever,

2294
02:35:26.719 --> 02:35:30.079
there's no way my grandma would have
known. But I think I got disqualified

2295
02:35:30.120 --> 02:35:33.280
from that at some point because they
didn't buy my car. The old the

2296
02:35:33.319 --> 02:35:37.840
old LC got to you. I
got screwed. He got drink, he

2297
02:35:37.920 --> 02:35:41.600
got drink extra make up for this
drink. Yeah, L will get you

2298
02:35:41.719 --> 02:35:48.159
when at least expect him. I
mean, I think like it's it's it

2299
02:35:48.360 --> 02:35:50.079
is what it's worth to you.
I know that to some people that I

2300
02:35:50.239 --> 02:35:54.239
know who love cars and they love
old cars, they invest in an old,

2301
02:35:54.639 --> 02:36:00.280
expensive car, brand new, fucking
you know, expensive car, A

2302
02:36:00.360 --> 02:36:03.479
lot of people use it as a
you know, I never thought I'd be

2303
02:36:03.479 --> 02:36:05.639
able to purchase a car of this
magnitude. Before, and now I'm in

2304
02:36:05.719 --> 02:36:09.399
a place in my life that I
can so I'm buying this expensive car because

2305
02:36:09.479 --> 02:36:11.280
so be it. And it's like
cool if that's like you know, your

2306
02:36:11.399 --> 02:36:16.200
jam, and then that would be
worth it to you. I don't invest

2307
02:36:16.280 --> 02:36:20.600
in cars that get me to A
to B. They are not they are

2308
02:36:20.719 --> 02:36:24.559
not prestigious items to me their utility, so I don't care about that.

2309
02:36:24.239 --> 02:36:28.159
But um, there are things that
I've like I don't know if I want

2310
02:36:28.200 --> 02:36:31.719
to say like waste, but I've
spent extravagant, Like I've had like a

2311
02:36:31.799 --> 02:36:35.079
fancy meal once that was like way
more fancy I would ever buy usually,

2312
02:36:35.159 --> 02:36:37.840
And I remember being like, I
can't appreciate this. My pellette is asked,

2313
02:36:39.200 --> 02:36:41.959
but I was like eating this like
moose like chicken shit, and I

2314
02:36:43.079 --> 02:36:46.440
was like, this is so nice
that I can like pretend to like be

2315
02:36:46.520 --> 02:36:48.920
this fancy person for a night.
And I enjoyed the experience, and like,

2316
02:36:50.280 --> 02:36:52.079
hell, I think that was worth
it, even though it was so

2317
02:36:52.239 --> 02:36:56.520
extravagant and unnecessary. So whatever,
you pick your spots though, because it's

2318
02:36:56.559 --> 02:36:58.639
like you don't do that on a
random like Wednesday night, but abolutely not.

2319
02:37:00.200 --> 02:37:01.319
And I went to a Ruba it's
like, Okay, we're going to

2320
02:37:01.360 --> 02:37:05.319
go to these like restaurant we're on
vacation, Yeah, go for it.

2321
02:37:05.399 --> 02:37:07.559
I think about the money stuff,
like let's go to like an expensive place

2322
02:37:07.600 --> 02:37:09.760
we normally wouldn't go to, And
it turns out it was one of our

2323
02:37:09.799 --> 02:37:13.760
favorite nights and favorite meals we've ever
had. So like, you know,

2324
02:37:13.520 --> 02:37:16.600
you gotta pack your spots. Basically, yeah, the bottle of wine I

2325
02:37:16.680 --> 02:37:20.280
bought, and like in the grand
scheme of things, it's it wasn't like

2326
02:37:20.440 --> 02:37:22.639
nearly as much as you can spend
on a bottle of wine, but I

2327
02:37:22.719 --> 02:37:30.280
spent like several hundreds when I was
like twenty. It was for a family

2328
02:37:30.639 --> 02:37:33.040
get together and I hadn't seen my
family since I had moved to the West

2329
02:37:33.079 --> 02:37:35.959
Coast. So I'm like, oh, I'll send this back from a winery

2330
02:37:35.000 --> 02:37:37.760
in California. And I was like, oh, I could get that that

2331
02:37:37.959 --> 02:37:41.559
vintage would be great from like what
little I knew, and I could tell

2332
02:37:41.600 --> 02:37:46.479
the difference when I had it finally, But like that was that was that

2333
02:37:46.559 --> 02:37:48.440
was a different thing. It was
like you buy a gaming PC, it's

2334
02:37:48.479 --> 02:37:52.319
gonna serve you well entertainment and hobby
wise. For a long time, I

2335
02:37:52.399 --> 02:37:54.440
mean, you might have updated,
but like a bottle of wine is pretty

2336
02:37:54.440 --> 02:37:56.959
fleeting in the grand scheme of things, so you gotta savor it while you're

2337
02:37:58.000 --> 02:38:01.479
drinking it. Yeah, a bottle
of wine is like very precious. I

2338
02:38:01.559 --> 02:38:07.399
think a gaming like our dear writer
justin that is going to serve you for

2339
02:38:07.719 --> 02:38:13.120
years. You will have that for
a long time. You're going to spend

2340
02:38:13.479 --> 02:38:20.079
so many hours, countless hours enjoying
the benefits of this purchase. In no

2341
02:38:20.239 --> 02:38:24.760
way could I consider this a poor
decision. I admire you from making this

2342
02:38:24.159 --> 02:38:28.399
big purchase that you probably like questioned
a little bit and like thought about,

2343
02:38:28.959 --> 02:38:33.079
and I hope you get to enjoy
it for as long as humanly possible.

2344
02:38:33.399 --> 02:38:37.120
I do not believe that you will
ever come back to this decision and be

2345
02:38:37.200 --> 02:38:41.319
like, I shouldn't have bought it, I should have just played like games

2346
02:38:41.360 --> 02:38:45.639
on lower rest. You're gonna love
this experience. You're gonna enjoy that you

2347
02:38:45.799 --> 02:38:48.000
did this, and I think you
made a great call. And honestly,

2348
02:38:48.040 --> 02:38:50.600
if you're in that position where like
you are like that, that is a

2349
02:38:50.680 --> 02:38:54.559
thing that comes about every like a
handful of years or whatever, buying a

2350
02:38:54.600 --> 02:38:58.399
new gaming PC. If you do
a half measure, and if you skimp

2351
02:38:58.479 --> 02:39:00.440
on stuff, it's like, okay, well you're just gonna have to do

2352
02:39:00.520 --> 02:39:03.799
this shit again in a couple of
years all the way, just go nuts

2353
02:39:03.959 --> 02:39:07.079
and then you want to deal with
it for like five six years or something

2354
02:39:07.200 --> 02:39:11.120
like that, Like just go big
now, don't deal with it for a

2355
02:39:11.159 --> 02:39:13.479
while, you know, don't don't
have asset right now. Yeah, I'm

2356
02:39:13.479 --> 02:39:18.479
not a fiduciary, but like,
spend fucking money on your gaming PC,

2357
02:39:18.760 --> 02:39:24.360
dude, yeah, put it all
in important shit? Yes? Who needs

2358
02:39:24.440 --> 02:39:33.680
to retire? Do you have children? Justin? Are they going to college?

2359
02:39:33.120 --> 02:39:37.799
Can you borrow from the Bank of
Dad? I'm glad you heard.

2360
02:39:37.959 --> 02:39:41.879
Can you say that again the audience
heard. I don't want to repeat it,

2361
02:39:41.559 --> 02:39:45.879
due Mike. I was proud of
you for that. It was good.

2362
02:39:46.280 --> 02:39:50.000
I said, more like borrow one
k. That's really good. It's

2363
02:39:50.120 --> 02:39:54.520
just it's the Billy Madison joke.
Just but the two is good. You

2364
02:39:54.559 --> 02:39:58.280
did a good job. Let's hear
it from. Don't patronize me. I

2365
02:39:58.399 --> 02:40:01.280
know I'm funny. I don't need
your praise. What is this condescending?

2366
02:40:01.840 --> 02:40:05.479
I don't need this funny? You
are pretty funny. Thank you. I

2367
02:40:05.639 --> 02:40:09.639
know you baby left a lot.
I know you both have a lot um,

2368
02:40:11.600 --> 02:40:13.360
but yeah, it's thank you.
It's like listening to four spoken right

2369
02:40:13.399 --> 02:40:20.159
now. You're telling me I'm on
a podcast talking to Marry and Mike.

2370
02:40:20.760 --> 02:40:28.079
We got microphone video game voter pills. That's not Marvel. That's just me

2371
02:40:28.200 --> 02:40:33.680
shouting things all right. Justin thank
you so much. Oh my god,

2372
02:40:33.799 --> 02:40:37.239
No, it reminds me too much
of him. Um, thank you.

2373
02:40:37.360 --> 02:40:41.920
Justin pee frequent person. Right in
you narrowed it down, you said to

2374
02:40:41.040 --> 02:40:45.319
him. No, not justin Pea
really narrows it down. Game to me?

2375
02:40:45.959 --> 02:40:48.920
Yeah, um, yeah, there's
not many hymns in games left.

2376
02:40:50.399 --> 02:40:54.280
Yeah, all right, Mary,
tell them where they can go to get

2377
02:40:54.319 --> 02:41:03.799
some hot threads. Uh yeah,
you can go to fire Escape merch dot

2378
02:41:03.920 --> 02:41:09.159
com, get mugs, get my
mousepads, Get mice pads. Will redirect

2379
02:41:09.280 --> 02:41:13.399
you to fire Escape dash shop dot
fourthwall dot com because that's where we put

2380
02:41:13.479 --> 02:41:16.159
the new merch. We still actually
have our old shop. It hasn't we

2381
02:41:16.200 --> 02:41:20.680
haven't taken it down. But I
like the new shop because you guys seen

2382
02:41:20.760 --> 02:41:28.600
that banana yellow shirt someone tweeted today
multiple banana yellow shirts are in the wild,

2383
02:41:28.719 --> 02:41:31.319
which I did put in and I
want to just say I specifically put

2384
02:41:31.399 --> 02:41:35.159
those in because you guys asked for
it. I expect to see some people

2385
02:41:35.239 --> 02:41:41.040
wearing banana yellow shirts. Um,
there's also a mug. There's a beverage

2386
02:41:41.120 --> 02:41:43.520
container. I'm sure it has a
fancier title, but you know, like

2387
02:41:43.760 --> 02:41:48.600
water and stuff. The banana yellow
shirt, hoodie, crop sweater. For

2388
02:41:48.719 --> 02:41:52.000
those of you that would like to
see your entire belly out, I know

2389
02:41:52.159 --> 02:42:00.120
that you're out there. The Dorky
Christmas line, the fire Escape coaster and

2390
02:42:00.959 --> 02:42:05.239
the about the author MIKEL. Mhardy
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you should get those first and foremost. Just let them know that you

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know Mike as a person. Well, holidays coming up. Get these as

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Valentine's gifts, so they're not Holidays
are coming up. Yeah, yeah,

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the holidays are coming. We're about
as far from holidays as you can be.

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There twenty well twenty six days from
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down, get that marble of a
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for tis jacks. Buy our shirts. You this jay socks? Let me

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see if Yeah, it's just a
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actual dick on the side, so
like it looks like a continuation of your

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dick. That as you can tell
your mom it's a sock, and then

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in the meanwhile you're doing ungotten things. Yeah, walk into the kitchen naked

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except with the sock on, and
then it'll be discreet and tell your mom

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don't worry about it, because it'll
be just gree Okay, thanks sweetie.

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Did you did you clean the gutters
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on our merch all right, thank
you. Justin we're past the emails.

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But go to firescapecast dot com.
You can get ad free versions of these

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episodes. You can get video version
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dual sense edge, you could see
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oh my god, oh that's disorienting. I don't like that. You could

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you never mind, don't get the
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chair looked like someone was in it
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to our patreon even if you don't
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in persons episodes or for every all
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us and to Jak Pooh. We
will be back in a couple of weeks.

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We will be back on February thirteenth. Yeah, and we'll be talking

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about hit Man Freelancer Mode. We'll
be talking about Hi Fi Rush. That's

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March Resume Be four remake. Yeah, that's farther out. I want to

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play that bad trying to think it
for PSVR two by then, I don't

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think so. Maybe we'll have be
able to talk more about Atomic Heart.

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I think wild Heart a fucking minute. Mary, did you fucking lose?

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I thought I was. You know, sometimes you get a thing and you

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like it's got Was this a fucking
did you put a fuck googly eye?

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It could be Bonk? I was, she put I put that ship all

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over your house, dude, but
it's very I was like, oh,

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there's like one of those things where
it's like, oh, a packing glue

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or something. And I was like
trying to like and I saw googly eye

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going around, Yeah she did that? Does this? I think this is

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you man. I've been googling all
your ship and it is actually derived from

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Bonk. Because Bonk came up to
me without any like reason. There was

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no discussion about this previously and gave
me entire plastic container filled with Google eyes

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and said, hey, here are
some Google eyes and they said, oh

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cool, thanks thanks Bunk, and
I just I just grabbed a handful and

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put in my pockets and I just
went to town. I did not expect

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to find one on a beer like
two months later. All right, nice

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work, nice work, I hope
you enjoy. There was a lot.

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I mean, it could have been
her, I think, I know,

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I remember doing that. I don't
want to take credit for her work,

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but I remember doing it to a
lot of different like pieces in both of

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your houses, and they were both
surprises. Um. The cat one was

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my favorite, though, Mike,
because your cat looks like it should have

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though she already has googly eyes.
Yeah. But yeah, that was when

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I was sitting at this desk working
because you were here an extra day and

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you were just kind of like walking
around looking around. I was like,

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what are you doing. You're just
like and she went into the bedrooms like

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just snooping, like all right,
And he didn't question it. He just

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went to his bedroom and said,
I'm just snooping, just a little friendships,

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like all right, whatever. Yeah, I just don't go into the

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little red door in the wall.
Oh my god, there's a gimp in

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here. New mile gimps. All
right, everybody, thank you. No,

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that'd be different. Wait no,
no, no, hold on a

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second gimp. Someone in a gimp
suit, I think is what you meant,

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right? Uh yeah, a gimp
suit. Nubile gimp suit. Nubile

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gimp suit. That's my favorite,
Mario three powder, ubile gimp suit.

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Socks, blue je cum sock.
God, do not google that. We've

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gotta sell those socks. Gotta get
them the fuck out of our house.

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There's a bunch of dicks on socks
that I don't need anymore. Buy them.

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They're three hundred dollars. It's just
a logo. You can come in.

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Your heart is a rock, Aim
for the Flaming f Thank you,

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Thank you. Alex Greenling. Put
the music on. Okay, Jake,

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play us out. We'll be back. We'll be back in February thirteenth.

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Thanks everybody. You could have been
anywhere in the world tonight, but you

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chose to hang out here. Go
get your cum socks, get your cum

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sacks. Get that soul out in
that cum sock. Yeah, get that

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soul. Into that. Long will
we go, Mary, how long will

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we go? Get that soul,
Get that soul deep in that jake,

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Get that so deep in the fibers. Get that so deep in the fibers,

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and and keep it there and then
get more in. Let it layer

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so, let it, let it
kick up, let it lay dr Get

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that CUM sock three hundred dollars for
three hundred socks. Get one sock the

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Costco of CUM socks only get one, all right by everybody. The acronym

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of costco of CUM socks would be
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chop the sticks style