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Hello, everyone, Welcome back to
the Fire Escape Cast. I'm Mike.

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It's Monday. Is it February yet? I got a January thirtieth, So

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tomorrow is January thirty first, and
then Wednesday, February first? Is it's

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episode forty seven. That's Dan.
Hi, Hello, that's Mary. You

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sound like my parents when they send
me a voicemail. My parents are the

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last people on earth that when they
call and I do not answer, they

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will put in a voicemail and they
will say, hey, Mary, it

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is Tuesday, seven pm. This
is your mom trying to call you,

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and I'm not able to get ahold
of you. Give me a call back

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when you get this. Yeah,
And they give me all the information that

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the phone gives me. Do they
give they text? Are they texters?

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They are becoming better texters, But
their preferred method of delivery is telling me

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the information of the date and the
time on my voicemail. That tells you

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all that, yeah, you know
what I need to They could just hang

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up and you would know who it
was and when they called, and that

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you should get back to them.
They want me to know that it is

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I think they like to look at
their watch when they do it. It

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is uh seven pm Thursday. We're
just trying to get a hold and then

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they'll tell me stuff that I know. Right, I was just calling you

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to catch up. You weren't available. Give me a callback. These are

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all things that I missed. Call
tells me crocod Crocodiles have shorter snouts than

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alligators. But the teeth there's two
rows and then yeah, but it's about

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eight fifteen now, Um, just
wondering when you're gonna call me back,

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factory. Did you know there are
Did you know there are fifteen cities in

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China with populations over five million?
Are your parents a page of day calendar?

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Just a little trivia fact. I
love page of day calendars. I'm

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a big mark for the smarlways at
the fireside ones. In my teenage years,

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I had sports illustrated swimsuit ones.
I had joke ones. Yeah I've

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gone through it. Had a Garfield
one back in the day. But yeah,

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they don't give me except the Yeah, it'd be cool if they gave

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me a little factoids. You know, the Burge Khalifa, tallest building in

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the world. Call me back.
We had a coach in in wads class

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in high school that had a page
of day vocab calendar, and every day

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he tried to like shoehorn the word
of the day in and it was just

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so goddamn obvious, where it's just
like, all right, this big dumb

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ass, there's no way he was
saying this word with more than three syllables,

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and he's not using it right,
he's not pronouncing it right. That

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deadlift was a tokthinus bronic. Oh
nice. Those push ups were sacra sanked.

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Actually, I would probably say that
if a Jim Bro said that to

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me, I'd be fucking amped and
do another fifty. You're accused me of

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saying slang. I've talked last time
about how I'm not cool enough to do

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slang. I described one of my
punch out runs is I had a really

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clutch like round one win on Don
Flanco two is clutch slang. Yeah,

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I would say that's like young millen
or that's like millennial slang for sure.

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Wait, no, I feel like
I always heard that from like nineties baseball,

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being like, oh, jip Or
Jones is a real clutch pitcher.

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No, no, no, no, clutch pitt in baseball is an actual

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like that's like a lingo for baseball, But the way that millennials started using

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it was like that's clutch, like
good save, or like, oh that's

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awesome, you really came through with
that gatorway when I'm hungover, that's clutch,

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Like oh, I wasn't trying.
Yeah, literally speaking, literally speaking

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in baseball, it means exactly what
it sounds like. But baseball they use

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it as an actually clutch, clutch
hitter, that was a clutch, you

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know whatever. And for the record, that's the that's how I'm using it,

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that's the context. I'm not trying
to be a cool millennial. I'm

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trying to use it as an old
baseball term. Yeah, because then people

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were also saying that you say,
like shoot and mark and that's the industry

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karni shit lingo, that's fucking I
guess technical back like nineteen twenties carnivals.

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This is not cool kids stuff.
Yeh, shoot and work in kabe.

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I would take industry talk. Technically, lingo jargon could like be seen as

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a form of slang within a specific
community, but I still wouldn't consider them

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like worldwide slang in the way that
slang And I think like this is what

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the kids today are saying yeah,
and I'm never going to do that.

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I'll use my industry terms, I'll
use my old baseball terms, but I'm

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not going to say anything that the
hip kids and the millennials. Wait,

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millennials aren't hip kids anymore. I'm
a millennial whatever today. I think most

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of our listeners are millennials too.
Listeners. I wonder, we're going around

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the clock again, and now we're
at jen A. You're double A,

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double A then double B. Yeah, we're on the same page. Wait,

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I wonder if we have any gen
Z. What is jen Z?

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They're like, they're like young twenties, mid twenties. And the kids today,

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aren't they they're college ish? Yeah, yeah, because one baby,

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there's one. There's one under gen
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believe what are they? I don't
know. Supposedly this is these are all

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just like marketing things that are made
up to sell shit and to blame people

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in news articles. It makes yes, it makes thing. It's the millennials.

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We know, that's no it is. I've never liked my generation.

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I've always preferred older people. When
I was a kid, I always associated

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with old folks. You've ever talked
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they all listened to the hip music
of the early nineties, and I was

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listening to my old stuff. Like
I never liked you. You two folks

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are fine, but yeah, you
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a combo. You're a moomer.
You're a half millennial, half boomer.

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I don't think any part of me
is young. It wouldn't gen there's a

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generation body of an old aged millennial, but the soul and rugged anger of

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a boomer. I go to physical
therapy three times a week. I got

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nothing young about me, speaking of
I'm very curious. You told Mary and

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I last Friday, or actually,
like I don't know, last Friday,

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before this recording, that I'm going
off the grid. I won't be able

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to talk until Sunday evening. Uh
talk to you then, And alarm bells

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went off in my head because that's
a very mysterious thing to say before you

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get You said I'm going off the
grid specifically, like I can I read

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it out loud if I find it
anyway, continue and then I'll read it

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well if I can find it.
Yeah, So here's why I was off

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the grid and unreachable last weekend.
Nothing crazy here, but you know,

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I'm i ever, never ending quest
to just remove myself from the Internet and

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you know, the modern just bullshit
of the Internet and all that stuff and

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social media. I read a lot
of books about like digital digital minimalism and

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stuff like that, and like just
you know, ways to come back way

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and what this shit's doing to our
brains and we're the first to grow up

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the Internet and we're all fucking we
don't have attention spans and blah blah blah.

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So as I've read, I've probably
read ten plus books about like specifically

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this topic. I try to read
anything recently written about this topic. Um,

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a name kept coming up, and
it was Henry David Throw. Yes,

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go on, I know who he
is. Waiting for dramatic effects.

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No, I was just laughing at
Mike, laughing because well it's it.

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That's like, yeah, I knew
he wouldn't expect Thorrow to come up,

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and that that's why I was gone
left Throw and Ralph Henry, Yeah,

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I've heard of both of these very
famous writers and thinkers and philosophers. Did

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not really until I started reading all
these books about like, hey, fuck

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the Internet. Um, and they
keep bringing up Walden Pond. Yes,

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okay, yeah, a philosophy course. Oh okay, all right. So

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for the listeners who maybe you don't
know, I guess, I guess he's

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famous. But if you don't know, he like in the eighteen hundreds,

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when like factories and shit and industrialization
or whatever was happening, he was like,

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dah, that's probably unhealthy. I'm
gonna move out to the fucking woods

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for a couple of years. And
so he moved out to a pond and

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he built a cabin, and he
just fucking like he didn't like ruugh it.

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He was going into town in Concord, Massachusetts, and he was doing

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all this other stuff and everything.
He had visitors and all that shit.

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He just wanted to step away from
the ever busying world around him. In

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the eighteen hundreds, he started valid
for our listeners exactly. Yes, So

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he did it for two years and
just kind of lived in a cabin and

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wrote a book called Walden about he's
talking about looking at the ice and fucking

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like how to build a cabin and
how much money you need to survive for

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a year and stuff like that,
and just really like boiling life down to

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the essentials and all that stuff,
and you know, just I don't finding

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himself whatever now. And every time
I read about this, I'm like,

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man, that sounds fascinating, that
sounds that what a cool idea. I

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liked that, and so I took
inspiration from that. I booked a cabin

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in the Catskills and I went solo. I bought Walden, and I bought

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a collection of Ralph Waldo Emerson essays. I left all my electronics at home.

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I made sure I picked a cabin
that did not have there's no TV,

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there's no anything. And I brought
my phone for GPS and emergencies and

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music, and I just went up
there and I spent a whole weekend by

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myself. I fucking made a fire
and just stared at it. It turns

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out you just stared at a fire
and it's fire, looks cool as hell,

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and listened to you know, like
it was. I got a bottle

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of wine. I fucking read Walden. It was great, amazing. I

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fucking loved it. But it was
so interesting too, because like I brought

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a puzzle, like a thousand piece
of puzzle, and I was putting that

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together on the floor of a cabin
and stuff by myself. It was just

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it was fun as hell. And
one thing I did do and I asked

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bon because this was antithetical to kind
of what I was trying to do.

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I had a friend who lived up
in New Pault's, New York, which

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is kind of not too far from
it. I was, I don't get

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to see him often I worked with
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Alex, and uh. I was
like, well, I'd love to see

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him while'm up there. I don't
get to see him very often. And

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you know it's I figured, well, the point was to unplug. It

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wasn't to not talk to human beings. And even like the Row, you

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know, met with people and stuff. So I was like, okay,

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well I will use my phone to
call an uber to New Pauls and I'll

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meet up with him. But I
called the uber at the second I get

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it. First of all, I
had to make that I was staying on

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like this giant farm and I had
to make this like uber come down this

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long farm road. And I seemed
like a fucking serial killer, Like it

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was just completely dark, just pitch
black. He's going down like an unpaved

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like gravel road. And I'm just
like waving a light for him to see

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it. I'm sure I look completely
insane. But so the second I got

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in the uber, I turned off
the phone entirely. It's like, all

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right, that's it. I called
the uber. I won't turn on my

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phone again and tell if I need
to get a ride home, you know.

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And so he takes me there,
but the guy will get the New

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Pauls. And the guy can't find
the restaurant or the bar that we're going

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to, and so I was like, I'll find it. I get out,

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and I'm like, oh fuck.
I would normally just I reached for

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my phone to like Google Maps and
walked in and I was like, wait,

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no, I gotta stick to my
guns here. So I'm just in

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New Pauls. I've never been there
before. By stars to termining what North

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based on the constellation leaves yeah out
And so I'm walking around. I don't

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see this fucking place anywhere, and
I just like stop a girl on the

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street and I'm just like, hey, do you know where this bar is?

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And she's like, oh, yeah, it's down there. It's past

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SuDS or snugs or something. I
was like, I don't know what the

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fuck that is? But I'm not
gonna bug her, and so I start

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walking in the direction, still can't
find the place, not gonna pull out

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my phone. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna walk into a liquor store

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here, and I'm gonna like,
where's this place? That? Like,

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it just felt like such an old
thing to do. I've never had to

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like stop into places or stop people
in the street and ask about where something

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is eventually found it and everything.
But like, you don't really realize how

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often we use I mean, obviously
we use our phones a lot, but

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it's like, Okay, the food
was on a menu, but the drink

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menu was a QR code thing,
and so then it's like, well,

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fuck now, if I'm doing this
thing, I gotta be the annoying friend

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who it's like, Alex, can
I can I see your phone after you're

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done? And I want to pull
my thing out. It's just like,

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it's kind of crazy how much you
have to use that. I stuck my

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guns. He gave me a ride
back to the farm and everything, but

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yeah, I just fucking hung out
there. I had a night where I

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was like, okay, I bought
a bottle of wine. I'm just gonna

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kill this bottle of wine and read
in bed all night, and it was

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like, this is the most middle
aged dad fucking night ever where I started

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out a fire for like an hour
drinking and then I laid in bed with

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Walden and I poured my first glass
of wine and I put on Miles Davis

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What this is? They? Did
you wine? And Miles Davis reading Walden

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in bed? Did you get a
did you get a sleeve tattoo as well?

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Are you just trying to become me? Oh? Oh yes, I

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was thinking of this entire time,
because it's like I didn't give you any

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indication of what I was doing.
Yeah, I had. It wasn cling

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that it might be something like that. Okay, yeah, after recent news

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and everything. Sure, sure,
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few weeks ago and then yeah,
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a time in because stuff happened like
the day before. We're yeah, let's

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get away from the I didn't see
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really good for you. I we
did something similar are right before the last

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presidential election. Oh yeah, and
I actually think we both we kind of

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just like mentally were like I'm gonna
not wanna like be around people or look

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at the internet. And so we
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of nowhere and kind of just like
got away. Um. I had a

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similar getaway as well. My mother
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for the week, and I spent
my last week in the Villages. Have

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you guys ever heard of the villages? Jerry's parents live in Seinfeld. Compare

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it to that. It's a bit
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the villages is a community where you
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house, and it has like a
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in the villages are all fifty five
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two. And your house comes with
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all of these community events that happen
every day. It's like camp but for

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old people, and you could go
do water aerobics, or it comes with

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all the golf you'd ever want to
play, and there's like a bunch of

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different golf places to play at,
and there's put putt and there's game.

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I went to the gaming rooms.
It was really funny. Yeah, there

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was one. Uh there was a
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basketball, like an arcade basketball.
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had um oh, I don't forget
what these are called, but it's got

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those little pucks and sam and you
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They had that too in a different
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classic old people stuff. Oh,
and they had arcade machines that just had

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preloaded like three hundred old school games
on them. So I played like you

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know, Galagha. Of course I
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board on Frogger, as you do. And uh, I basically hung out

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with these people. I was allowed
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then every night at the town Square
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these like older people would come out
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wine from the special and then they
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It's kind of like they call it
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it's essentially Disney World, but it's
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awesome, Like honestly, like that
sounds like a great way to spend your

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Joe. Look, I went in
there laughing about it, because you do

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research on it, you'll find all
these like really funny facts. Right,

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it has the highest is very high
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fucking yeah, and everybody's like super
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like it's just a very strange environment
to be walking around and everybody's like

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seventy oh, and I'm sure there's
a lot of widows and widowers and they're

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just a lot oh boy, yeah, you know, like you know,

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pregnancy isn't an issue at that point, so everyone's just going for it.

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Right. Then ask a stupid question, yeah, oh god, is this

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about menopause? I think I think
I know the answer to this for the

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record, but I went into my
head is like, I know it's dangerous

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to have kids over like thirty four
or whatever, but like, can you

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could like an eighty year old lady
get pregnant? It's just super dangerous.

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I think it's extremely unlikely because you
are set with a certain amount of eggs.

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Oh right, and you run out
and okay, um, while there's

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like recorded precedence of like forty five
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even like up to like fifty,
and if you freeze your eggs, right,

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like I could freeze my eggs and
then have them implanted in me,

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that would possibly even have me go
into it later. At the point of

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like fifty, you are pushing your
body. Um, you know, science

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can only go so far. I
think if it was seventy, right,

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that doctor would have to be a
pro. So they're just not using protection

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because they're not going to get anyone
pregnant, but they're getting there's definitely no

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eggs left at that point. Yeah, Like most people go through menopause way

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before that, so I don't think
so you guys probably got the old the

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old v v oh yeah yeah yeah, I think a lot of them.

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This is old school, right,
Like that's probably before a lot of men

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get vasected me as you should.
Um, but like especially us, especially

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especially if you're not gonna, like
if you don't want children, because it's

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so much less invasive on you than
it is on the on the woman,

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Like getting your tubes tied is like
really difficult and hard on like a woman's

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body. You don't even get put
under for it. That's the park concerns

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me. Yeah, well they just
my friend had it done and he said

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that they numb you. You don't
feel it, and then you sore for

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like two days. Yeah, two
by four of the head knocked me silly,

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you know, just fucking knock me
out. In what kind of hospital

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do you go to the right one? Hello, I'm the anesthesiologist. To

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be unconscious for anything medical, anything
I don't just medical is done. We're

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talking about the rehabilitation. So the
procedure is done for me. But you're

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growing has been sure cooked. I've
surely told the story about my dad after

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he's protect me and trying to jump
over the thing in the parking garage and

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god, yeah, yeah, okay, yes, yes, Dan, I

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think you were thinking of I think, for on average, if a woman

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every year above thirty five, for
the average woman that you have a baby,

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I think the chances of complications in
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instance, increase. Every woman is
different. I think thirty five is like

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the average age of that. From
my understanding, it's really great just never

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having to worry about this because we're
not having kids, so I don't have

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to think about it. I don't
have to know about it. Abuts not

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as a dude, I'm saying as
a couple who's not getting you're not having

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kids. It's just like we just
don't have to think about this at all.

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It's not like, whoa fuck the
clock's sticking, you know, It's

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like it just doesn't cross our minds. Ever. So, do you ever

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like think about retirement and what ideal
retirement? Because here's what going to the

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village is really kind of where it
resonated with me is that I've never considered

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what happens when I'm fifty five,
Like that is future Mary. I don't

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even consider what's supposed to go down. But walking around and seeing all these

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like pretty old people, and like
when you're like sixty, like upper sixty

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seventies, not everybody's like super mobile. No, but even with their like

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walkers and canes and with their like
everything that they needed to keep mobile,

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they were dancing, they were like
double fisting wines. They were like talking

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to women, And I was like, I do want to live like that?

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When I'm like, like, don't. I don't want to die when

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I'm sixty five. I want to
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I think what was inspiring about the
villages is like it's a silly place,

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but I'm really grateful that they're like
out there doing shit. And it's the

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first time in my life I ever
thought what do I want to do when

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I'm sixty five? Like when I
retire? What do I where am I

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going to go? Yeah, And
honestly, that is something that I've kind

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of been thinking about the last couple
of weeks because it's like I have been

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having like a lot of fucking issues
with my neck and stuff and see an

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X rays and it's like, oh
man, I'm kind of fucked up physically

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right now and thinking about like,
Okay, well, I'm glad I'm addressing

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this at thirty eight because I've been
thinking a lot about like, fuck,

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if I'm in this batter shape,
it's just fucking structurally at thirty eight,

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I need to fucking do shit now. So when I'm fucking seventy, I

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am not just completely you know,
immobile and things like that, so you

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know, I'm doing things. I
got a standing desk, you know,

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I'm doing the physical therapy three times
a week and all that stuff. So

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I'm trying to make the chance I
can, but it's like it's fucking hard.

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I've been able to get on the
peloton or anything for this whole month.

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I got that COVID the first couple
weeks of January, and then i

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had the pinch nerve also at the
beginning of January. So I've been in

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like physical, fucking severe pain and
sick for the whole month. So I'm

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over the COVID now and I think
I'm starting to get better with the next

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stuff. But like, man,
it's just like again, I'm thirty eight,

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and I've talked to all these doctors
about like they ask what my job

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is and stuff, and I'm like, listen, it's it ain't great as

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far as like posture, and like
I spend a lot of time in this

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fucking chair and playing video games.
You know, I do it all day

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during the day, and I'm streaming
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I'm sitting a lot, and they're
all like, yep, that'll do it,

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So yeah, something to think about
for sure. And spurs and fucking

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spinal stenosis and vertebrae they're trying to
fuse together and all sorts of shit,

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and it fucking hurts. I don't
want to live like this, you know,

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Yeah, next stuff sucks, it
sounds I don't. I don't know

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if your's a spinal or muscular both. Yeah, I've slipped a disc in

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my I mean I've fractured my tailbone, which is obviously the other end of

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the spine. But I mean that
was no walk in the park. But

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I've slipped a disc in my like
between my shoulder blades a couple of times.

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It sucks. Yeah, like for
like the recovery too, Like you

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have to You're like Batman before he
gets that new suit in Dark Night that

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can help him turn. I specifically
brought up Michael Keaton Batman in my physical

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therapy. It can't turn normally because
it's it's spinal and it's muscular. Because

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because my neck so fucked up,
my upper back, Yeah, my upper

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back muscles have had to basically hold
my head up. And so because they've

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been taking all this undue stress,
it's fucking knotted up. And it is

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like everybody who's touched my back and
the last few weeks has been like oh

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shit. And my neck is fucked
up too, so it's like it's all

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bad. Up here, so I
have a I like for doing what we

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do or like, I mean,
I don't know a lot of different professions

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just sit at desks in front of
computers all day. But I got that,

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like, I don't know, it
looks like kind of a detective's holster

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thing they put on my shoulders back. You try to use that at least

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a couple of times a week.
Stuff. You do it over the shirt

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or under it, because like it's
itchy. If it's under I do it

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over A short ideal, I'll just
put like a flannel on over that.

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Got it okay to cover it up? Like because people have seen it,

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be like, what is they think
it's a bit it looks weird. Yeah,

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but I just stay in the house. I guess I don't know why

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I'm worried about that. I do
have to ask Dan, as someone who

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kind of often will scoff. I
know you're you're not like a verse completely

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a verse to highbrow stuff, but
like, what did you think of Not

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that Walden's specifically highbrow, but what
did you think of Walden? I loved

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it and I haven't finished it.
I thought I would. Well, so

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here's the thing I thought that night. I was like, I'm kill this

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bottle of wine. I'm gonna read
this whole fucking book, because like,

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here's the thing. I and I
was already you know, a good I

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was like one hundred pages in or
something, and there's like three hundredth pages

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there. I'm gonna finish tonight,
and I'm no stranger to staying up super

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like, God damn this, sorry, audio listeners. I have a new

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camera and if I hold my hand
up, it activates tracking and I'm gesturing

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a lot and then my camera starts
yes, yes, um. So anyway,

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I lay down in bed day Mike
late ast fuck, I will stream

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and till the fucking sun comes up. I will stay up, like after

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we record this tonight, we'll probably
finish around midnight, and then I'll fucking

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I'll play games and watch Tonight's a
w and all this stuff like, I'll

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be up till two, three,
four in the morning. And so I

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thought, no problem, I'm going
to read this whole fucking book tonight and

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drinks the bottle of wine. I
poured half a glass of wine. No,

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no, no, I poured a
glass of wine, drank maybe half

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of one glass, and fell asleep
in bed with Miles Davis playing with a

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book on my chest. I it's
never fucking fallen asleep unintentionally in my life.

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Really, Like I fucking like I
never understood like if I'm watching a

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movie with someone they fall asleep.
I've never been able to do that because

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I think I just have so much
energy all the time. But my hypothesis

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here is, since my day wasn't
filled with like NonStop playing games and being

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on the Internet and different things in
stimuli and all that stuff, I think

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I just had a normal day where
I was just doing normal, non digital

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things, and I think my body
was just ready. It's like, well

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it's like midnight, Yeah, you're
gonna fall asleep nowt Like I've never done

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that before. Well, blue light
itself also can break havoc on your sleep

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sleep yeah yeah, so it's like
that's kind of my theory is that,

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like, well, fuck, I
just fell asleep at midnight, which I

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never do U. So yeah,
I mean that that's even more to me

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like evidence that like, yeah,
okay, this is the right path to

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go here where it's like, yeah, I know I work on the internet

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and I have to look at a
bunch of screens and I love playing video

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games and shit, but like dial
back where I can like, you know,

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I don't know if I talked last
time about the Twitter stuff I did

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where I like muted everybody into the
list, and like now I just don't

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even see Twitter. Really it's great. It's fucking amazing. Um, yeah,

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dial back where I can um reading
more. Uh, it's I got

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that whole Ralph Walda Emmerson book and
yeah, it's been it's been good.

406
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:17,480
So I'm very very happy without that's
going. And yeah, I'm not would

407
00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:23,279
I make fun of hyebrows stuff,
I'm fucking I'm channeling my friend. He

408
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,200
believes it. He's like, ah, you fancy pants, fancy boy whatever,

409
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:30,920
it's like some coastal elite thing or
whatever. I'm just being a dick.

410
00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:34,480
I'm kid in a book, whine
in a book. At Miles Davis

411
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:42,400
in a cabin. I realized that
you know this, uh honestly sounds like

412
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:48,160
an incredible weekend. I would.
I loved it. I drove home from

413
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,039
there just like fucking just calm and
well rested and fucking like it was a

414
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:57,000
great time. Um, that sounds
great. Speaking Mary, you mentioned table

415
00:26:57,079 --> 00:27:00,440
shuffleboard I thought you were gonna say
you played shuffleboard. Well you said they're

416
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:06,359
shuffle did photos. Me and my
mom played shuffleboard for real fun, the

417
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,160
physical you know, one with the
stick. I did it. I did

418
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:12,079
it last weekend. Um place.
There's a place in Brooklyn called Royal Palms.

419
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:18,680
I had a funny weekend because,
um, we weren't Amanda and I

420
00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:22,119
weren't, or I rather are not. January is not over as of this

421
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,480
recording. We're not doing dry January
intentionally, but we were also not feeling

422
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:29,839
well like the first two weeks of
January. So then kind of two weeks

423
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,799
later we realized like, oh shit, we haven't had like a drop of

424
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,680
alcohol, and of course we're like
sleeping much better. We're feeling better in

425
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,480
the Morning's like, oh interesting,
I'm not sure what to learn from this.

426
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,720
No, um, But then we
went to play shuffle board and then

427
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:45,319
had drinks. The first time got
really drunk. It was really fun.

428
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,400
A shuffle board's fun. But B
I had this. You guys know my

429
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,920
sense of humor. I guess people
watching this no my sense of humor.

430
00:27:52,319 --> 00:27:56,480
Um. I don't know if this
comes through in the podcast, but sometimes

431
00:27:56,599 --> 00:28:00,160
I will just like lie as a
joke, like boy who cried Wolf well

432
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,240
for instance, Okay, so,
um, like someone will be going to

433
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:04,880
hand me a drink. I'm like, oh no, sorry, I don't

434
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,000
drink, and but like take the
drink anyway. It's dumb, it's not

435
00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:11,480
even funny, but it makes people
laugh for some reason. Amanda and I

436
00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:18,079
were sitting at this bar and we're
We're at um the bar in a hotel.

437
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,799
It's a fairly well known hotel in
New York, and Amanda's back was

438
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:26,240
to the entrance of the cafe,
and uh, all of a sudden,

439
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,640
Channing Tatum comes into the cafe,
sits down at a table, and of

440
00:28:30,759 --> 00:28:34,359
course I'm like, Amanda Channing Tatum
sitting right behind you, and she's like

441
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,599
oh okay, And then I had
to say it like yeah, yeah,

442
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,480
yeah, yeah. I had to
say it no joke like six times.

443
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:44,759
I'm like nope, okay, I
realized this sounds like a bit, but

444
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,119
he's behind you. I'm pretty sure
Zoe Kravitz lives in Brooklyn, so maybe

445
00:28:48,119 --> 00:28:56,160
that's Ray I know, so yeah. Um. Finally she looks and he's

446
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,839
like, oh, holy shit,
it is And like that was Friday night

447
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,279
and I never bother celebrities when I
see them, just because I don't want

448
00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:04,480
to be a most of the time. And I'll get to this, but

449
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,880
I usually don't bother people because I
know that there are people they just don't

450
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,039
want to be like That was embarrassing
when we were in New York that one

451
00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:17,279
time when you saw Cosby. I've
never seen anyone Mark. If you're a

452
00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:21,000
new listener, I do not like
Bill Cosby. We've gotten a bunch of

453
00:29:21,079 --> 00:29:26,200
new listeners recently, and I don't
like Mark photos with the cause, I

454
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,480
would say the cause I don't like
this joke. I genuinely don't. Okay.

455
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,720
So that was Friday night, Saturday
night or Saturday. We go to

456
00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:37,000
play shuffle board at the Royal Palms
in Brooklyn, and I'm with my buddy

457
00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:40,960
Dan or you both know, Drew. I think at this point, um,

458
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,440
we're on a team or no,
rather we're on the same side of

459
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,319
the court, so we're not on
a team. But you know, I'm

460
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,240
talking to him and all of a
sudden, Steve Nash, for those who

461
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:49,759
don't know, most recently, was
the coach of the Brooklyn Nets. He

462
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,839
was a very famous guard for the
Phoenix Suns back in the day. Famous

463
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:59,480
Canadian basketball player who came in was
a big NBA player. He sits sound

464
00:29:59,559 --> 00:30:02,240
this boothy behind my buddy Drew,
and I'm like, oh, Steve Nash

465
00:30:02,359 --> 00:30:04,759
just sat down, and again I
had to tell him like six or seven

466
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,960
times until he finally looked. He's
like, oh, you're You're not kidding,

467
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:14,039
because of course that's something I know, you crab wolf, and I'm

468
00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:17,920
reaping what I've sewn. But it
happened two nights in a row, and

469
00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:22,319
then I actually I did get a
photo of Steve Nash because other people were

470
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:23,319
like, fist bum me. He
was being friendly as hell. He was

471
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:25,839
great. I was like, hey, man, I've been a fan here

472
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,839
since you played for the Suns.
You known if we get a photo,

473
00:30:27,839 --> 00:30:32,359
and I got one, and that
was my that was my. There were

474
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,759
very few people I would like get
starstruck by. We've talked about this,

475
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,960
Dan, Dan, you always say
letterman, I would be David Byrne.

476
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,079
If I saw David Byrne, I'd
piss my pants and still go up and

477
00:30:42,119 --> 00:30:47,680
talk to him and then ship easy
with anyone with common sense, It's pretty

478
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,000
easy to tell if it's a good
time to ask a celebrity, like talking

479
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,880
to him or you ask for a
picture or something. Sometimes they're just being

480
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:57,640
you know, smiley and fun talking
to people and stuff like yeah yeah when

481
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,799
they're eating. No chanting to him
was like hunched over winter hat on,

482
00:31:02,119 --> 00:31:04,319
clearly covering up his face. I
was like, okay, let's not Steve

483
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,279
Nash though, was like kind of
wandering off by himself with a drink looking

484
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,000
or whatever. He's drinking looking at
They had like NBA banners, the pennants

485
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,839
on the wall. He's looking at
all those. He went to get to

486
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,799
the food truck and line like he
clearly wasn't like hiding, and the people

487
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:19,720
start fist bumping and we're like,
all right, let's go ask. And

488
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:23,319
he was super nice. He seems
like a good guy, and I'm surprised

489
00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:29,880
he's still hanging around Brooklyn. He
got canned unceremoniously because of all the the

490
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,759
bullshit of the players on the Brooklyn
nets. He got done dirty, as

491
00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:37,880
they say, speaking of slang.
Yeah, but you guys had some cool

492
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,720
weekends. Yeah, it was great
Experio And I'm going to San Antonio this

493
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:44,880
weekend so I'll have another one.
Nice. You are very active, These

494
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:52,960
young viril active. I'm so viril, so viril. What is the definition

495
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:57,119
of viril? What's the Lariam Webster
here? It's about like child able to

496
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,000
have children? Is there something weird
like that? Is that? No?

497
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:05,400
Yeah, I would say it's like, let me look, I think up

498
00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:09,359
viral the dude version of that,
and what's the lady version. It's uh,

499
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,400
there's a word too, viril and
new bile beef in the oven.

500
00:32:15,839 --> 00:32:21,680
You ever call me new bilele like
au bile the same thing. No,

501
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:29,400
new bile is I'm fairly certain like
a young young, young sexual. We

502
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,400
all look this up virile. The
dude person of that thought all viral,

503
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:37,240
he's very virile or they probably gross
words we shouldn't use. They're all having

504
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,599
having strength, energy and a strong
sex that drive for a man. But

505
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,960
no, that's it looks like virile. But I think you usually say like

506
00:32:47,519 --> 00:32:50,759
viral, viral. Okay, new
bile, let's look that up. Nu

507
00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:54,079
ball is a young woman sexually mature. But if she's sexually sure, that's

508
00:32:54,200 --> 00:33:00,279
better. But the you know,
old enough for marriage. I thought it

509
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:04,680
was versions of what country. Yeah, I've only ever seen on corn sights,

510
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,720
which is not a good start.
I know that word. I see

511
00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:13,720
it all the time. What sights? Where are they? What? Just

512
00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,920
so I know not to go there. It's my favorite category. Yeah.

513
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,680
No, I'm gonna say I'm very
virle this week at work and see what

514
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,559
they say. They're gonna tell you
to get rid of your word of the

515
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:30,160
day calendar. Yes words, that
would be so ghosh if they did that.

516
00:33:34,599 --> 00:33:38,559
Um. There's an old Disney show
called Even Stevens and if you guys

517
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:44,400
ever watched it, So the older
brother who was like such a good character

518
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:46,640
on that show, he did this
bit where he had a word of the

519
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,480
day calendar and every time he would
walk into the room, he'd be like,

520
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,599
there's so much going on in this
room. It's almost like a cornucopia

521
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:57,680
of items. And then he would
walk out and they'd be like, this

522
00:33:57,839 --> 00:34:01,839
fucking guy, Chyla move was No, it's brother, but there's like an

523
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:07,119
older guy. Oh okay, okay. Spans was the neighbor who came in

524
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,840
and just hung maybe it's that guy
whatever. Beans was their neighbor that was

525
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,480
like his best friend or like the
neighborhood was popping in at dinner time.

526
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,679
Disney Channel. I never had the
Disney Channel, and I never had Cartoon

527
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:21,280
Network, and so there's realms of
things I didn't like. I was Nickelodeon

528
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,679
through and through me had dug Nicktoons
ran and steppy end of that ship.

529
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,679
Absolutely, but like Disney Channel stuff. We would have like three weekends and

530
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:31,719
I'd get see a couple episodes of
goof Group or whatever, um, but

531
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,519
never any of the like there was
that whole like live action era. Like

532
00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:37,559
when my sisters were young, we
had the Disney Channel and it was all

533
00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:40,800
even Stevens and Hannah Montana and all
that shit that they were sister sister.

534
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,280
Yeah, exactly like that era.
But I was, yeah, what a

535
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,039
good era? Well yeah, because
then Nickelodeon was my favorite by far,

536
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:53,920
but then Cartoon Network had Dexter's Laboratory, had Invader Zim. Fairly I had

537
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,559
that growing up, but I knew
them because my parents. My dad had

538
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,960
them, so my dad had cable, my mom didn't. But I live

539
00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:02,360
with my mom, so I never
grew up with that stuff. Um,

540
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:07,880
but I was aware of how cool
they were, how chicken that was like

541
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,719
the the young version of having different
streaming services. I'm like, yeah,

542
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,800
I mean I had whatever, Cartoon
Network, All right, swet channel because

543
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,400
that's well, it's like Nickelodeon for
us was channel thirty four. Also shaquea

544
00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:29,880
Eel's number, So I remember that
Cartoon Network was fifty two cards in a

545
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,960
deck? And then shit, what
was what was Disney Channel was like way

546
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:40,440
up? It was like it was
like eighty five Dennis Rodman's number. Nickelodeon

547
00:35:40,679 --> 00:35:49,039
growing up wasn't Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, Uh, CBS for Letterman, NBC.

548
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,599
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna
say, you you judge, you

549
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,639
you knew networks by their talk show
hosts. I didn't think you knew enough

550
00:35:57,679 --> 00:36:05,440
about it to question me the most
famous team in sports ever. Um,

551
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:10,840
yeah, I missed those days when
I did not have a phone, when

552
00:36:12,679 --> 00:36:16,119
I just had to worry about what
cartoon channel this next show was going to

553
00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:22,599
be on. Cartoon Network also had
Looney Tunes all the throwback stuff when I

554
00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:23,719
watched that, that was on Nickelodeon
or what. But like, yeah,

555
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,400
I definitely grew up watching like Looney
Tunes. And you know why the coyote

556
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,079
and all that shit, Um must
have been a Nickelodeon. I would think

557
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:31,239
that ship was from like Mary Melodies. And all that. That was like

558
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,360
the sixties, right, what was
it doing airing in like the early nineties.

559
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,679
Well, because Nick Nickelode did Nick
at Knight. I was always like

560
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:43,360
Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dye. You know what were you talking about,

561
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,559
like like Looney Tunes like that Space
Race, Like I imagine it's just

562
00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:51,760
like syndication shit like this is I
don't know, I guess it's not that

563
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,559
different from streaming services now where it's
like that's where Jerry sign That's why Jerry

564
00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:58,840
Seinfeld has so much fucking money because
Seinfeld got syndicated, so he was just

565
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,519
set for life. Oh yeah,
syndication rights are massive. Yeah, I

566
00:37:01,559 --> 00:37:05,199
mean that still happens, like you
know, big Bang theory or whatever.

567
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,360
It's just raking in money because it's
a syndication. But yeah, it's just

568
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:15,119
a bunch of different landscape now.
Yeah. But then among the many other

569
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:20,440
not to be a downer, among
the many other economic concerns recently, it's

570
00:37:20,519 --> 00:37:27,159
like, um else it the phrase
Hollywood Wall Street, Like the people on

571
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,800
Wall Street who inform the Hollywood market
are saying like, oh man, all

572
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:37,840
this money you've been like catapulting into
streaming is starting to not pay dividends.

573
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:42,360
You should pull out. We'll not
pull out, but like, hey,

574
00:37:42,599 --> 00:37:45,440
here's a slight warning that you're you're
kind of you're kind of poking the bubble

575
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:50,159
um, which I think has been
happening for all. Like Netflix hasn't been

576
00:37:50,199 --> 00:37:53,000
great for a while, but it's
also just white noise. Do you guys

577
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:57,320
know, Speaking of books, do
you know um Don DeLillo? White noise?

578
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,039
Have you seen on Netflix with Adams
Driver? It's credit Girwig as his

579
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:07,079
wife. Okay, so it's one
of those books that's like widely considered Gwig.

580
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,880
Is that the the Global Warming?
No, that's cred A Fundberg.

581
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,559
Oh okay, she's married. Okay, like Credi Gerwig directed Francis Ha.

582
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,880
She she's done, like she did
Ladyberg, Ladybird. It's so new bile

583
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,159
though, you know that word sounds
gross? Yeah, it is gross.

584
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,599
You've ruined that word was quite.
I didn't know what it meant, and

585
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,000
you guys got weird with it.
No, you didn't know. I mean

586
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,400
you were correct. Mike had the
immediate reaction to someone who feels guilty because

587
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:45,320
he knew where that word came from. In his mind, what he's a

588
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:52,360
writer. You know, he's got
don't don't don't be, don't be,

589
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:59,360
don't be, laconic um White Noise. Yeah, kind of more like laid

590
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:04,519
back, easy. Yeah. Wouldn't
people describe orange cassidy. He's a laconic

591
00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:07,519
Yeah, Okay, all right,
he's the definition of it. White Noise.

592
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,159
This book by Don de Lillo,
who also did Underworld. His first

593
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:15,280
book was Americana. He's done a
shit ton. It's one of those books

594
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:22,559
that's considered like unadaptable to movie.
Basically, Noah Bomback, who has done

595
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:25,320
like marriage stories done Noah on the
Whale. He's just done these like low

596
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:31,480
key dissolving marriage, divorcing parents,
kind of family drama stuff. He took

597
00:39:31,559 --> 00:39:37,159
on White Noise, which is also
where the band Airborne Toxic Event gets their

598
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,079
name. But the amount of money
that they just threw at this dude who

599
00:39:40,159 --> 00:39:44,920
had never done a movie of this
scale and scope and by the I mean

600
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,440
Netflix, is absurd. I started
watching it the other night and it's long.

601
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,000
I got two hours in and I'm
like, this is the most expensive

602
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:55,280
movie I've seen in a long time. And Noah Bomback, who the last

603
00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:00,119
movie I saw by him was about
Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver breaking up for

604
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,440
three hours in like three rooms that
directed it. Yeah, yeah, which

605
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,960
I liked, But it's crazy and
I'm like, if Netflix is doing this,

606
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:13,800
this must be like a tipping point
of some sort. And it's not

607
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,800
that I didn't. I actually kind
of enjoyed the movie. It's not perfect,

608
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,960
but from what I saw, I
liked it. I feel it was

609
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,599
just a spending spree from like maybe
the mid twenty tens, like we'll say,

610
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:27,039
like twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen,
until maybe a little bit into the

611
00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:30,719
pandemic where it's just like, you
know, Netflix and Hulu and Amazon everyone

612
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,760
just spending so fucking much money just
trying to get their exclusive things. Ever

613
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,400
since, I feel like House of
Cards was that first really big one,

614
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:38,480
you know, where it's like,
oh, we're just going to dump all

615
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,960
this, you know, the whole
season goes up at once and it's Netflix

616
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,039
exclusive and all this stuff, and
we got a list actors and all this,

617
00:40:45,199 --> 00:40:50,840
and then like spending and then like
I feel like, was it mid

618
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,239
pandemic or late kind of pandemic lockdown
era that it's like, oh it should

619
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:59,519
like Netflix had a harsh drop off
they went like seven hundred, eight hundred

620
00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:02,519
to like fucking one fifty or two
hundred or something like. It was precipitous.

621
00:41:04,159 --> 00:41:09,800
Yeah, because other like others with
your calendar words it three ones real

622
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:15,639
quick and trying to yeah, it's
really okay, and it really is.

623
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:20,639
I think I think the the natter
thing when things were nascent really would have

624
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:27,039
been ten. And then it just
really did it really did just um precipitate

625
00:41:27,199 --> 00:41:31,000
several wells. There were several defining
factors of the of the of the It

626
00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:37,679
was really raining shows. How would
you describe that dead lift? Oh,

627
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:46,000
that dead lift was absolutely inscrutable.
All right, dude, that guy,

628
00:41:46,199 --> 00:41:52,639
that guy that's doing those uh those
lateral raises looks pretty nonplussed. I never

629
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:58,840
plus okay, actually no, what
defined nonplused? Well, it's confused because

630
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,840
I used in a bunch of giant
on once and and people told me I

631
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,679
was saying it wrong. So oh
yeah, yeah, okay, so I

632
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:09,000
see it is like unaffected unbothered,
um, which it's like the opposite.

633
00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:13,639
Okay, it's actually the opposite.
I always thought that too, And then

634
00:42:13,679 --> 00:42:15,840
I use it and someone was editing
one of my like reviews or something,

635
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,320
and of course I use non plus
in a video game review because I'm a

636
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,480
douche bag. But they're like,
actually, this means that they were very

637
00:42:23,519 --> 00:42:27,400
agitated, like upset. I was
like, oh, that makes no sense.

638
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,159
It doesn't sound like that. The
one I always remember from writing a

639
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,519
video game review was saying something like, oh, this thing, the visuals

640
00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:37,440
don't jive with the whatever you know
something? Yeah, oh gay, and

641
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:39,079
it's jibe with a B. Yeah
yeah. But we debated it. Yeah,

642
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:45,440
and I always thought it was jive
as well. And we talked about

643
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,519
coming down the pike as opposed to
pipe right right right right. But yeah,

644
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,559
m hm. My vocabulary is real
big. I know a lot of

645
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:55,760
words. I don't think I know
what most of them or a lot of

646
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,519
them mean. I just hear them
in a certain context and I think I

647
00:42:59,639 --> 00:43:01,480
know how to use them, and
I think ninety percent of the time I'm

648
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:05,320
right, but sometimes i'm pretty off, like non plussed. I was off.

649
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,679
Yeah, it happens. I pronounced
a ray as ari until I was

650
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:16,360
like eleven eleven. Yeah, I
was eleven. Uh, never forget when

651
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:22,400
you know, the old amuse bouche
conversations happened and I embarrassed myself forever.

652
00:43:23,679 --> 00:43:27,039
What's the actual thing? What did
you? Well, that's how you said.

653
00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:30,519
What did you What were you saying? Uh? What did I say?

654
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:35,440
I always a yeah, I just
embarrassed myself. Fully, I don't

655
00:43:35,519 --> 00:43:39,199
know how to say uh oh,
hors, divors. Yeah, you're just

656
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,440
just tough though, Like I know
order of when I see it, but

657
00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:45,880
like when I actually go to spell
it, But why don't we just convert

658
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:52,559
it like we do everything else because
we're dumb dumbs. It's a lot of

659
00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,239
problems, Mike orders, can you
look it up? And I want to

660
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:59,000
see if I can spell a French
word correctly, spelling prowess so technically I

661
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,800
believe it's more than one word.
But sure, I turn up. Okay,

662
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:06,119
I got it? Uh, okay, do you I'm gonna need like

663
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,880
actual like exclamation points in it.
Well, I don't know the lots or

664
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:19,599
whatever. It's r R S right, sure, d apostrophe O U R

665
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,159
B E S. No, you
got the right letters, they're out of

666
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:27,840
order. It's d apostrophe O E
U v R E s U ship.

667
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,320
But it's also v R e s
all right, all right, it's it's

668
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,559
a dumb language. No, I'm
just kidding. French is actually pretty cool.

669
00:44:35,679 --> 00:44:39,559
Amanda speaks it really well. I
speak Spanish proficiently, and Spanish makes

670
00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:43,639
way more sense in my mind.
Spanish is not that hard. No,

671
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,920
it's not read most Spanish. Yeah, French, Spanish, Italian. I

672
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,599
mean just they're the romantic languages.
That's not a thing there. They come

673
00:44:52,679 --> 00:44:59,320
from, like Roman, like largely
affected by Roman Roman romantic m wait does

674
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,480
like love Romantic well, like Roman
language is largely like Latin from what I

675
00:45:04,519 --> 00:45:08,159
believe then, like a lot of
different like what is it? There are

676
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:14,719
certain like this is like sat stuff
that I forgot, like to know whether

677
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,880
the plural of a word would be
like pie or like octopie or octopuses.

678
00:45:19,199 --> 00:45:22,840
You have to know whether it's Greek
origin or Latin. Latin is awesome though,

679
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,440
Like I loved learning, Like in
junior high, I learned a bunch

680
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,840
of Latin stuff and like the prefixes
and subfixes and you can like it's like,

681
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,039
oh, I can see where a
lot of English words come from.

682
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:34,639
Where it's like uh, liberaate you
know, liberty, freedom, you know

683
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,639
things like that, Like it's I
thought that was really interesting. People don't

684
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:44,079
speak it now the five most widely
spoken. Okay, I'm gonna look up.

685
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:49,039
Okay. The Romance languages, sometimes
referred to as Latin languages or Neo

686
00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:52,000
Latin languages, are various modern languages
that evolved from Vulgar Latin. They are

687
00:45:52,039 --> 00:45:58,119
the only extant group subgroup of the
Italic languages in the Indo European language family.

688
00:45:58,199 --> 00:46:00,239
Holy shit, there's a lot of
different things there. What does vulgar

689
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:06,760
means? Also known as popular or
colloquial Latin, is the range of non

690
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,119
formal registers of Latin spoken from the
Late Roman Republic onward. There you go.

691
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,880
So there were the prominent languages in
the Late Roman Republic that carried on

692
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:20,000
into like big languages nowadays. When
was Rome like a big deal? Was

693
00:46:20,039 --> 00:46:23,199
that like hundreds or thousands of years
ago, the thousands, when like Caesar

694
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:28,159
and all that ship was happening,
Caesar, Augustus Marcus Aurelius, was that

695
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:34,480
near Never forget Augustus Gloup that part
of the Renaissance? Or was that this

696
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:37,559
would have been before the Renaissance?
Okay, well, I mean, like

697
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:43,280
the Renaissance sparked near where all this
shit happened, but it was long before

698
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,000
it there's so much creat because you
learned about, like I know of the

699
00:46:45,079 --> 00:46:47,800
Renaissance. I know of like the
Roman Empire and all that stuff, but

700
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,800
there's crazy shit that you don't realize
where the crossovers were, Like what was

701
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,679
that was then Assassin's creed in origins
were with pyramids. That was one where

702
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:59,199
it's like there was like Roman statues
and stuff, and it's like, what

703
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,320
the fuck does all this? Yeah, I heard that like Rome and Egypt

704
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:07,400
had like a crossover view going on
Libya, which is just west of Egypt.

705
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:12,960
Was I'm gonna mix this up.
Was a initially, I believe.

706
00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:16,119
I think it like changed hands between
the Greeks and Romans several times through like

707
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:22,039
political and bloodshed. So the Rome
like invade Egypt and like own the pyramids

708
00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:25,679
and stuff. Oh yeah, Rome, and like what Cleopatra and Caesar got

709
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:30,840
super tight. I fuck it with
Clepand whenever I hear about Cleopatra, they

710
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:37,679
were historical context, they were virile, they were new bile anybody that he

711
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,920
boo. Whenever I hear Cleopatra brought
up in a historical context, that fucks

712
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,679
me up because I think I always
confused her with Medusa and I think Medusa

713
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,800
was fictional, and so like when
I I I'll hear Cleopatra and I'll picture

714
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,599
like the snake hair and everything.
I'm pay a minute. That wasn't a

715
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,000
shoot, Like Cleopatra wasn't around,
but I guess she was like a historical

716
00:47:55,119 --> 00:48:00,719
real person. Yeah, Cleopatra's brother
was told me the I forget the number,

717
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:09,159
told me the sixth or second or
something. He was installed by that.

718
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,719
I believe, I'm fucking so much
of this up. I think he

719
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,480
was allied with the Greeks, and
then Cleopatra was like in exile, she

720
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:22,320
got close with Caesar, believe they
were they were bumping uglies. And then

721
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,320
she came back to Egypt and she
had her brother killed and took over.

722
00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:28,880
I actually want correction on that because
I was interested in that stuff for a

723
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,679
while. UM, just make make
sure you're correct, because if you're not,

724
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,840
we can't air this. I know, you know, all right,

725
00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:37,880
I can't wait for the emails.
No, I'm actually asking for corrections there

726
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:43,519
because I think I'm sort of fairly
close. And you know how you know

727
00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:45,599
how history exams go in high school
when your teacher makes you you failed,

728
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:51,360
like I was in the Ballpark.
Yeah. Anyway, Um, do you

729
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:57,760
guys want to talk about video games? It's two thousand and eight the USG

730
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,559
issue. No, I'm just kidding. Death Space Make It Out is now

731
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:06,360
out? If you're listening to this
came out Friday. Does it have any

732
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,119
kind of like remake or it just
it's just all dead Like if you look

733
00:49:09,159 --> 00:49:13,280
at the two titles listed side by
side, there's no correct, it's just

734
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,639
both dead Space right correct? Yeah? Yeah, I guess from from here

735
00:49:15,639 --> 00:49:19,119
on out, we'll have to say
it like Doom twenty sixteens, like Dead

736
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:22,519
Space twenty twenty three. Yep,
yep. I don't necessarily like that,

737
00:49:22,639 --> 00:49:24,000
but it works like if I say
a Hitman twenty sixteen. You know,

738
00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:28,320
I'm not talking about the fucking PS
two games. So yeah, it works.

739
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,639
Got a Wars same thing. Yeah, I'd rather that than like a

740
00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:36,800
clunky subtitle. You know. Oh
yeah, what are the I mean some

741
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:42,840
of them lean into a tomb Raider
anniversary tomb Raider legend. You know,

742
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,519
there's there's like they get recently,
they have really bad ones. Was it

743
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:52,599
remastered edition? Yes, that's exactly
the one I would have. Was that

744
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:58,840
Red Faction Gorilla Remastered oh, there
was a Darksider's Death Definitive edition. Yeah,

745
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,719
yeah, which the remarkstart, I
don't mind because that game is already

746
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:08,480
like dumb fun that Darksiders, which
is not really that. So that's when

747
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:14,000
I was like, oh my god. Yeah, the first game was very

748
00:50:14,159 --> 00:50:21,920
serious of Darksiders, like let's do
gritty mythical or like biblical. Yeah.

749
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:24,159
I like that first one a lot. I like the first and second one.

750
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:30,000
The second one was like a bit
more over, like open and collectible

751
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:32,840
laden. But now here's a question, what's the new dead Space like?

752
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,719
It's I like it a bunch.
They made some changes. I would say,

753
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,960
right off the bat, if you
really liked the first game, you

754
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:49,239
played it, it'll be noticeable how
much Isaac Clark talks. Now. Yeah,

755
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,639
I had forgotten because like in two
and three he had a voice,

756
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:52,639
right, but I forgot he was
silent in the first one, and they

757
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,920
like totally changed his face. He
looks like Lance Armstrong. Now they changed

758
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,679
his face. They couldn't um,
I'm assuming it's contractual thing. They didn't

759
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:06,960
get Hammond back pretty the dude.
He's the actor who gets kicked into the

760
00:51:07,039 --> 00:51:09,639
bottomless well in three hundred played Hammond, if memory serves, But oh yeah.

761
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,760
At first I was like, oh
God, what are they doing?

762
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,760
But the more I played it,
and I think I'm about halfway, I

763
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:21,920
actually like it. The voice actors
are all good, but specifically with Isaac

764
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,800
talking, but he'll take his helmet
off and walk around and talk on the

765
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:29,480
radio sometimes. But I think they
actually did it in a creative way,

766
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:34,880
in the sense that when you have
objectives Isaac when he's talking to Hammond and

767
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:38,440
should I forget his other shipmate's name
after Chen gets killed, he'll like give

768
00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:45,400
more engineering centric reasons for what the
objective is. That kind of lend a

769
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,679
bit more flavor to it. It's
no longer just like Hammond somehow knows how

770
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,519
to decouple this thing and then refuse
that. It's Isaac being like, oh,

771
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:58,480
guys, someone they'll give him an
objective Isaacly like, that's actually not

772
00:51:58,559 --> 00:52:02,239
as easy as you're making it sound. Also that the medical wing is flooded

773
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,519
with necromorphs or whatever, like guys
like I will have to do this in

774
00:52:06,599 --> 00:52:08,159
that and this that's a complicated process, and the like, well we gotta

775
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,760
I was like, oh, okay. In the original version, it was

776
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:15,920
like Hammond being like, you'll have
to go there reattach this and somehow he

777
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,400
knows this, so it actually works. It's not just ham fisting dialogue.

778
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,719
In For the most part, I
think all of the changes work really well,

779
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:27,199
and I was surprised because like I
hadn't really follow the development or announcements

780
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,840
or anything. There's more changes than
I expected. In fact, I one

781
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,840
of the things I definitely remember about
the first one was the asteroid thing being

782
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,800
a giant pain in the ass,
Like there's a part where you just have

783
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,039
to sit and like, yeah,
just shoot a billion asteroids one die.

784
00:52:42,119 --> 00:52:44,719
Yeah, I remember being like a
pain in the ass. And this one,

785
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,039
like there is still that sequence where
there are asteroids coming at the ship,

786
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,159
but the way they handle it,
Mike, I don't know if you've

787
00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:52,400
been there yet is like totally different
and it's fun. It's just like basically

788
00:52:52,519 --> 00:52:55,920
you're kind of flying around in zero
G, which they added like a bunch

789
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:00,559
of like zerog like mobility stuff to
this one. And yeah, that's really

790
00:53:00,599 --> 00:53:01,800
well, which you know, that's
an easy thing to kind of fuck up

791
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,079
and be disorienting, but like they
made it really easy to kind of like

792
00:53:05,159 --> 00:53:07,119
write yourself and rotate and all that. So you're going up with these different

793
00:53:07,159 --> 00:53:10,679
stations of these turrets and you have
to calibrate the turrets by pointing them at

794
00:53:10,679 --> 00:53:14,440
a certain amount of asteroids, and
once you've done that, you can leave

795
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,239
it and it will shoot the asteroids
for you you move on to the next

796
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:21,320
one. It just makes it a
much smoother experience there. Yeah, the

797
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,079
map's a lot better now. It
looks more like kind of like the map

798
00:53:23,119 --> 00:53:27,599
from like you know, Resival to
Remake. It's not a clunky like you

799
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,599
know, mid two thousands where everything
was trying to do the worst. According

800
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:35,800
to Kayla, goddamn god, damn
it. Yes, it's everything was trying

801
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,400
to do three D maps in the
mid two thousands and most of them sucked.

802
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,679
So this is like flat and works
better. Yeah, this zer g

803
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:45,119
stuff is good. Some of it
doesn't. Some of it really shows the

804
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:51,719
time it was made. There's a
lot of very obvious like environmental storytelling or

805
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,480
stuff like as soon as you get
the plasma cutter that's cut off their limbs

806
00:53:54,519 --> 00:53:59,039
written in blood on the wall,
and in the span of like five minutes

807
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,519
I got the mcutter. It says
that in blood on the Wall there's an

808
00:54:01,519 --> 00:54:05,199
audiolog I find where they're like,
we shot it in the face, but

809
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,840
it didn't die. We had to
shoot off its arms and its legs before

810
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,159
he died. Yea. And then
I got a tooltip that was like,

811
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:15,199
hey, just to reiterate, oh
my god, it's arms and it's legs.

812
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,719
And then a tooltip pops up and
says, hey, hey, you

813
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,360
should shoot their limbs with the plasma
cutter. You can rotate it if you

814
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,920
need to cut the limbs better.
Then you get a call from your captain

815
00:54:24,039 --> 00:54:27,880
and he says, don't even try
to shoot him in the head, and

816
00:54:28,119 --> 00:54:30,239
Isaac goes, yeah, the only
ways to kill him is to cut off

817
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,920
their limbs, their arms, their
legs. Clear. I wrote that down

818
00:54:35,079 --> 00:54:37,079
verbatim because it was so just like, hey, shoot their fucking limbs.

819
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:42,679
I have a I have a screen
shot at one of the tram stations.

820
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:49,159
I forget which one, in small
paint chalk, I don't know. There's

821
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:53,360
several of those, kind of like
a hyper corporate propaganda posters the tram station

822
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:58,679
to say come work for concordance.
It's the whole like Verhoeven, like RoboCop,

823
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,679
like yeah, doopian um. There's
a little. I don't know who

824
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,480
wrote this or if it happened after
the outbreak or what, but it just

825
00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:09,800
says, in case you guys weren't
aware of the very subtle themes of the

826
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,719
trilogy, someone wrote, fuck this
ship, it's a shitty capitalist organization.

827
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,800
Yes, And then I saw I
took a picture of one sent at the

828
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:22,639
bunk where it's just like a post
it note or something, and it just

829
00:55:22,639 --> 00:55:28,840
says, we have run out of
body bags here the spray painted it on

830
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,039
the wall. Well, I realized
that I forgot how kind of dumb this

831
00:55:32,199 --> 00:55:37,320
game is with stuff like that,
and like spoiler story mute for ten seconds

832
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,159
if you went through here. Um, but like the whole gimmick of the

833
00:55:40,519 --> 00:55:45,039
yeah the Nicole is dead, gimmick
of the first letters of all the chapters,

834
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:49,719
It's like, that's such a dumb
thing, like but love. And

835
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:55,039
I was seventeen, I'm like,
oh, that's that's so brilliant that that

836
00:55:55,199 --> 00:55:58,639
means. That does not mean what
I'm saying. It means. Okay,

837
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,679
I remember thinking it was back then, but it seems kind of just like

838
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,719
okay, sure, right, I
don't think it's a neat idea. It's

839
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,760
kitchy and it's silly, but it
is like an interesting thing. I was

840
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:14,000
reading a whole thread about how graffitian
games rarely does what it's meant to do,

841
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:20,760
because graffiti is pretty much about trying
to say something to the masses that

842
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:25,400
you're not supposed to or allowed to
say. In protest right, it's not

843
00:56:25,639 --> 00:56:30,719
really meant to be something that you
yeah, it's not. It doesn't work

844
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:35,360
like that, and so you can
do that to get the word across.

845
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,360
But that's why it always feels awkward
to the player in terms of like story

846
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:45,159
building, because no one would actually
write that down. They did write like

847
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,920
anything. They would just probably write
like it, you know, like we're

848
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:58,360
all gonna die or whatever. Did
you guys remember the Left or Dead storyboards

849
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,159
that would just say like, you
know, we're all gonna die, and

850
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:02,840
then they would fight in the storyboars
and be like I hope you died.

851
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,719
He'd be like, you know what, screw you man, and they were

852
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,840
like fighting in the spray paint like
that's like a classic. Well, we

853
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,320
talked about Signalis last year. That
was the first game in a while that

854
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,719
did not do all these tropes like
you get a code you could read emails

855
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:20,360
on computers because there was a power
surge that reset the security on the computers,

856
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,119
which let you there was people complaining
that someone had access to this channel.

857
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:30,079
It all was, I don't know, more diagetic that like actually I'm

858
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:35,199
serious about um no, yeah,
actually good diagetic. I wrote my notes

859
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,960
for this because of all the digetic
hud stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,

860
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:42,119
you know that holds up like seeing
the AMMO on the guns and seeing the

861
00:57:42,239 --> 00:57:45,440
health bar like on his back,
like fucking no hut at all. It's

862
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,239
all diegetic, like in world like
that. That's awesome, I think.

863
00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:52,639
Yeah, and they did make so
Yeah, the zero G is no longer

864
00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:59,639
you're picking a point and leaping shooting
there like a laser and then you're magnetized

865
00:57:59,639 --> 00:58:04,280
to it. It is. They
retrofitted two and three, especially three zero

866
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,559
G into one, so that works
like they've retrofitted a lot of two and

867
00:58:07,639 --> 00:58:10,039
three stuff into one, whether it's
the zero G or Isaac talking more.

868
00:58:12,079 --> 00:58:16,440
But they also messed with the weapons
a bit in ways I love because I

869
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,280
don't know if you remember, in
the original version of Dead Space, the

870
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,039
pulse rifles alternate fire. He would
kind of stick it in the ground and

871
00:58:23,159 --> 00:58:29,559
it would rotate like a sprinkler shooting
bullets, but the bullets were never powerful

872
00:58:29,679 --> 00:58:32,440
enough to do anything. Pulse rifle
is only good if you can shoot them

873
00:58:32,519 --> 00:58:36,519
like seventeen times in a row in
one specific spot. So like, what

874
00:58:36,599 --> 00:58:38,199
the fuck is the point of this? So now it's the proximity mine that

875
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:45,920
was not the alternate fire in the
original game. They added that, um,

876
00:58:45,079 --> 00:58:51,039
did you get the flamethrower yet?
Yes, the what was the flame

877
00:58:51,159 --> 00:58:53,679
the flamethrowers original alt fire? I
forget what it was. But now it's

878
00:58:53,679 --> 00:58:59,079
like a wall of fire that anybody
who goes any necromorpher that goes through it

879
00:58:59,559 --> 00:59:01,840
just is incinerated. So in like
a room, you can like you know,

880
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,480
you can set up like okay,
well that blocks off that area.

881
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:10,079
Yeah, yeah, they did that
some of the like for all of the

882
00:59:12,559 --> 00:59:17,760
dumb blood on the wall stuff.
Some of the text logs are I forgot.

883
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:22,119
Someone compared one my coworkers, who
knows the game the original much better

884
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:27,880
than I do, show the difference
between two text logs, and I was

885
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,320
like, oh, the writing is
better now, Like I don't think I

886
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,800
would have noticed when I was seventeen. Hub and I've played that game many

887
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,360
times since, but I don't read
the text slugs anymore, or I haven't

888
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,760
read them since I was seventeen and
played the game for the first time.

889
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,239
So it was really I was like, oh, wow, they are a

890
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,320
bit less ham fisted than the first
game. It was all that, like

891
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:49,679
the same annoying, overwrought in your
face, blood in the wall stuff,

892
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:53,199
but same text logs. And now
not that they're all perfect by any means,

893
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:57,719
but they definitely show a bit more
understanding, and it helps that the

894
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,360
trilogy has been completed for a while, so they have more context for They

895
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:09,079
introduce the alien technology unitologist stuff much
earlier markers a unitology or unitarians a real

896
01:00:09,119 --> 01:00:14,079
thing unitology. Yes, I get
a mixed up. Yeah, yeah,

897
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,199
it's a lot of that, Like
it seems dated now, but also everything

898
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,000
was doing it at the time,
so it's like, you know, I

899
01:00:19,239 --> 01:00:22,719
get kind of oh, there's a
lot of audiologs here. There's these video

900
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,880
transmissions that play and you can't really
do anything until it's done. It reminds

901
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:29,000
me of the like Gears or the
Arkham like slow Walk and talk about like

902
01:00:29,519 --> 01:00:31,960
it's annoying now, but like that
wasn't really a big problem back then,

903
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:36,239
so it's like it's not bothering me
too much here, But like there are

904
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,360
those moments where you realize that this
was a game that was made two thousand

905
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:42,639
and eight, but a lot of
it, like the fucking stomp is still

906
01:00:42,679 --> 01:00:45,519
so good. I still think the
objective marker, just that tram it shows

907
01:00:45,519 --> 01:00:49,119
it on the ground is great because
then it's like, Okay, that's the

908
01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:51,679
way forward. I can go down
these side things if I want to explore

909
01:00:51,719 --> 01:00:54,599
and get some nodes or whatever.
I forgot about the kinetic stuff though,

910
01:00:54,639 --> 01:00:58,960
like the I love any game that
has like that psy ops you know,

911
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,159
Force Star Wars. You can throw
stuff, Yeah, and I forgot about

912
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:05,559
the stuff where it's like, oh, I can cut off a fucking spiky

913
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,599
arm up one neck or more kinnetic
that into my hands and then use it

914
01:01:08,679 --> 01:01:13,199
to impale another one against the wall, which she feels good. Yeah.

915
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:19,039
I love that. There's also like
three levels of security doors now, yeah,

916
01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:23,480
which gives it more of a metroidvania
feel, which the game was always

917
01:01:23,519 --> 01:01:28,800
somewhat of a metroidvania, but now
it's specifically like, okay, mental note

918
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,960
to come back to this room.
That the story will probably not take me

919
01:01:31,039 --> 01:01:35,199
to so I can get past this
into this locker. Yeah, it's like

920
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,239
metal Gear. You get like a
level three key card and find yourself in

921
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,079
an early area. It's like,
oh, fucking go into this room now

922
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:43,639
and give both the famaus or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, in general,

923
01:01:43,679 --> 01:01:49,639
it's faithfully made, but they changed
enough little nitpicky things. I probably would

924
01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:52,039
have had if I played the original
nowadays. I think that played the original

925
01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:57,840
like three years ago maybe, Yeah, replayed the trilogy the best weapon Mary,

926
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,840
it would have been when we played
it for Knevil. Those were good

927
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:05,440
times. Yeah, And I don't
I don't think any of the Dead Space

928
01:02:05,519 --> 01:02:12,079
games have aged particularly poorly. Really
enjoying them, every one of them.

929
01:02:12,159 --> 01:02:15,159
I remember like kind of breezing through
and not having too much difficulty. I

930
01:02:15,239 --> 01:02:19,800
do remember the Asteroid sequence fairly well, Dan and like how that was a

931
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,599
little annoying but such a scary game. It's a spoopy game. It's great

932
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,639
but tense and like it had a
lot of action. It wasn't it wasn't

933
01:02:28,719 --> 01:02:31,079
full on survival horror where you're like
scraping by for Ammo and stuff, like

934
01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:34,679
there would be those rooms where you
walk in and it's like, Okay,

935
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,920
there's gonna be a bunch of fucking
action in here. There's gonna be a

936
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:38,559
bunch of ship coming through events and
everything, and like it was just tense

937
01:02:38,679 --> 01:02:43,519
action more than I think it was
horror. And also it was the game

938
01:02:43,599 --> 01:02:45,679
that most channeled Event Horizon to me, and I love Event Horizon and just

939
01:02:45,719 --> 01:02:50,400
that like idea of like space horror, like just fucked up stuff is happening

940
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,320
on the ship. Like I thought
it worked so well then, and this

941
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:57,039
is a really really great remake.
I think, Yeah, it's super good.

942
01:02:57,519 --> 01:03:00,400
I don't. I it's all so
darker in a good way, not

943
01:03:00,519 --> 01:03:05,440
in like a Game of Thrones finale
way. It's like it makes it scarier

944
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,039
because you go into some rooms and
they purposely the lights will go off and

945
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:14,039
the power is faltering, and like, oh fuck, and it's you're not

946
01:03:14,119 --> 01:03:16,079
supposed to be able to see.
It's not a screen darkness problem, it's

947
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:20,039
oh fuck, the lights are off
in the game. In the world.

948
01:03:20,159 --> 01:03:22,639
In the room, you have that
new mechanic where it's like you go up

949
01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:24,039
to the circuit breaker or whatever,
and it's like, okay, you can

950
01:03:24,079 --> 01:03:27,960
only use two of these three things, and one of them is the lights.

951
01:03:28,039 --> 01:03:30,480
So it's like, Okay, I
can unlock the elevator and the doors,

952
01:03:30,039 --> 01:03:32,440
but that means I gotta turn the
lights off and I gotta go through

953
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:37,920
this scary ass place with no lights. And I was HDR around when two

954
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:42,400
thous newer technology, so like DR
and just getting those like darker blacks and

955
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,199
everything like that's uh, it's really
really effective in this. Yeah, I

956
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,920
like it a whole bunch. Yeah, I'm getting excited. I'll probably maybe

957
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,920
play some more after that. I
want to play it. It's really cool.

958
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:57,440
But it's got that the last of
us resival for perfect pacing loop of

959
01:03:57,519 --> 01:04:05,760
like Scavenge Crap at Kale Gather Upgrade
Puzzle Solve Scavenge Craft. It's like it's

960
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,400
hard to put down. It's like
I'll just play another ten minutes until the

961
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,280
next day point. Yeah, oh
but now I can go I have another

962
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,960
Yeah, I have my notes.
I put every note in the plasma cutter,

963
01:04:17,039 --> 01:04:19,519
so like if I run out of
plasma cutter, mo like the other

964
01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:24,159
stuff works, but it's like my
plasma cutter is just amazing. Yeah,

965
01:04:24,559 --> 01:04:27,320
that's the that was the achievement.
That was a really fun achievement to get

966
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:32,199
on three sixty the pla. Yeah
yeah, um yeah, I uh,

967
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:39,920
I like that game quite a bit. Great, it's still very good if

968
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,559
you never played it back in the
day, Like you don't really need nostalgia,

969
01:04:42,679 --> 01:04:45,199
just just play it. It's very
good. Yeah. What a cool

970
01:04:45,199 --> 01:04:48,199
looking suit too, Yep, very
cool. Yeah, I love the suit.

971
01:04:49,239 --> 01:04:53,440
Yeah, you're toast her head.
Yeah yeah, Mary, I'm curious

972
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,000
what you think having played Dead Space
for the first time, Like, what,

973
01:04:56,199 --> 01:04:58,760
I haven't played it. You guys
played it. I haven't played No,

974
01:04:59,119 --> 01:05:02,159
sorry, excited, I'm curious what
you think having only played the first

975
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:08,320
one. Finally played the first one
three years ago. Right, it's I

976
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,039
don't know, like there's a lot
of stuff. I forget that that circuit

977
01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:15,800
breaker puzzle wasn't even in the original. Yeah, it's it does what a

978
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,039
good remake should do, and kind
of it's like, oh right, this

979
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:19,719
is how I remember the game,
even if it's up every once in a

980
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,719
while. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
sure if I looked back at like footage

981
01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:26,480
of eight, I'd be like,
oh wait, that actually looks way worse.

982
01:05:26,639 --> 01:05:29,400
But in my mind, like this
is how I remember playing this game.

983
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:33,400
It's good. Timing too after Plissa
Protocol was not great. Actually,

984
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:38,559
yeah, that's that's great. Having
past that game was not we did.

985
01:05:38,599 --> 01:05:40,880
We talk about that on here.
It's not good. Yeah, okay,

986
01:05:41,679 --> 01:05:46,519
um Mary, would you play playing? Um? So, I gave up

987
01:05:46,679 --> 01:05:51,239
on a game a couple of months
ago and I talked about it on here.

988
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,960
It was called The Night Which,
yeah, we talked. We were

989
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,960
all excited when we heard the Elevator
pitch for it, and we were all

990
01:05:59,079 --> 01:06:01,079
excited about it. And I played
it and I said, it's kind of

991
01:06:01,199 --> 01:06:04,960
ridiculous and it shoves you in these
like really small spaces with a shit ton

992
01:06:05,039 --> 01:06:09,679
of enemies and it's just like good
luck, and like it's really kind of

993
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,719
chourney in that space. So I
quit. Well, I went to the

994
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,239
villages in Florida and I brought my
Steam deck. I'm sure you were.

995
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,000
That was a hit. They were
all paying those couldn't get enough. What

996
01:06:21,159 --> 01:06:24,920
are these night Wich You didn't spoilers? You had to walk around with your

997
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,280
hands over your ears. Yeah,
what is that? Dead space? I

998
01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:32,360
needed? Uh? I needed a
game I could play on the plane for

999
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:36,480
like five hours. And this is
a game you can really sink your teeth

1000
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:42,599
into because it's all about improving your
skills. It's like I said, it's

1001
01:06:42,719 --> 01:06:45,320
very churney, like these boss fights
can take a lot of turns to get

1002
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,239
through, and I needed something that
I could spend a lot of time on.

1003
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:54,320
So I restarted The Night Wich and
I kind of like it now it's

1004
01:06:54,400 --> 01:07:00,280
pretty good. Um, I think
putting in time, I hint, I'm

1005
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:06,360
a better person now. I needed
to put more time into building my character,

1006
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:11,000
and I also think I need to
get over the hurdle of this game.

1007
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,880
You build a deck and you are
you are a Nightwich, and you

1008
01:07:15,039 --> 01:07:18,400
fly, so you can you can
go anywhere. It's a bit of a

1009
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:23,400
bullet hell where you can fly anywhere
with your left stick. Your right stick

1010
01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:27,639
is your aim, and you just
kind of basically want to always be shooting

1011
01:07:28,719 --> 01:07:31,760
abs so that you can constantly be
hitting all the enemies that are coming at

1012
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:36,159
you. You can either point your
stick at them to shoot them that causes

1013
01:07:36,199 --> 01:07:42,800
more damage, or you cannot.
You will auto target the closest enemy for

1014
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,400
a little less damage. But then
you don't have to like you don't even

1015
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,840
have to point at them. You
can just shoot and run around like a

1016
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,280
little what was this a while ago? You talked about this a couple months

1017
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:56,519
ago. Maybe it was it was
recommended to me by um like another streamers

1018
01:07:56,679 --> 01:08:00,760
while Kim Chika does like a lot
of cozy games and so on my Steam

1019
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:01,719
deck and no, I got it
on my switch or something, and I

1020
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,639
played it on a plane. I
totally forgot I played that. It's like,

1021
01:08:04,679 --> 01:08:06,920
oh wait, I remember flying around
doing this like my third Vanian thing.

1022
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,519
That's right, That's why I played
it too. A bit was it

1023
01:08:09,639 --> 01:08:12,320
was impressed, but I only played
it on that one flight. Yeah,

1024
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,199
kind of. It was just ramps
up the difficulty really heavily, and I

1025
01:08:15,279 --> 01:08:18,640
got to this point where I was
like, this game isn't worth like beating

1026
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:23,960
my head against a wall to beat
these spaces in these areas. This trip,

1027
01:08:24,039 --> 01:08:27,439
however, because I was sitting on
a plane for five hours, I

1028
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,439
just kept churning these areas, and
every time I beat one it felt good,

1029
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:35,159
like it gives you a nice feeling
when you can get through these very

1030
01:08:35,239 --> 01:08:42,279
difficult spaces or that like tough boss
fight and so kind of burning through it,

1031
01:08:43,039 --> 01:08:45,880
I have felt a bit more confident
and a bit more of an understanding

1032
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:49,319
of what this game is trying to
do. It just push you and again

1033
01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:53,920
the mechanics of like, so you
pick this deck and you always have three

1034
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,760
cards. They're randomly going to give
you three cards. You get manna from

1035
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,119
killing enemies, and then you can
use that man to play a card.

1036
01:09:01,159 --> 01:09:05,159
A card could be something like a
shield, or it could be a really

1037
01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:11,279
heavy weapon or a machine gun.
There's all sorts of line. I'm I'm

1038
01:09:11,359 --> 01:09:13,520
now, I'm so far in the
game because I played it all the way

1039
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,000
there. I played it while I
was in Florida, and then I played

1040
01:09:16,039 --> 01:09:18,600
it all the way back. So
now I've like sunk, you know,

1041
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:24,479
fifteen hours into this game. I
have all the cards. I'm pretty I'm

1042
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:29,199
a powerful witch, and I am
murdering these things. And I've started to

1043
01:09:29,319 --> 01:09:31,399
notice that the depth of the game
is a little deeper than I was giving

1044
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:35,800
it credit for. The art of
the game is actually pretty good. There's

1045
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,359
a couple areas I've been in now
that are fucked in a good way,

1046
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:42,479
you know what I mean, where
like they put a lot of energy into

1047
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:47,560
like showing really sad ass creature,
just like a gross grotesque, like fucked

1048
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,119
up creature, And I was like, man, the art team had a

1049
01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:56,119
ball making these like weird ass creatures
in what I would consider if you were

1050
01:09:56,159 --> 01:09:57,880
to look at this game, if
you were to look at image of this

1051
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,319
game on Google, you'd be like, this just looks like a cute like

1052
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:05,279
kitchy sweet game has a dark underbelly, and it has a decent concept of

1053
01:10:05,359 --> 01:10:13,239
a story of like how you know
how the media plays a toll on like

1054
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:16,359
war and like a person who is
in war, whether or not they're on

1055
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:21,159
the right side. And you know, I mean, these things are have

1056
01:10:21,319 --> 01:10:26,039
been said before. But I think
it's an interesting take on the game and

1057
01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:30,000
I've enjoyed it. I actually I've
I've completely flipped my script on it.

1058
01:10:30,079 --> 01:10:31,399
I think it's a good game.
I do think people should give it a

1059
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:35,840
shot. Thanks Kim Chica. Sorry
it took me six months to come to

1060
01:10:36,039 --> 01:10:41,920
terms with it, but I actually
think it's pretty good. The thing that

1061
01:10:42,199 --> 01:10:45,840
I got that I bounced off of
with it is a lot of games are

1062
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:50,000
using deck building in interesting ways to
mash up with other genres. My problem

1063
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:54,239
with this was, like in a
bullet hell and correct me if I'm wrong.

1064
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:58,760
I think if memory serves it's,
yeah, you're building a deck of

1065
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,119
three cards and then you're using the
three. You're using X, Y,

1066
01:11:01,239 --> 01:11:05,039
and B the face buttons to cast
that random card that's as signed to that

1067
01:11:05,159 --> 01:11:09,840
button. In a bullet hell,
when things get difficult, I would rather

1068
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,920
know which button the shield is on. But the way that they randomize the

1069
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,880
buttons, I'm like, I don't
feel like that fits with a bullet hell.

1070
01:11:15,359 --> 01:11:18,079
That was one of the things that
really kissed me off. Yeah,

1071
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:23,920
because you're talking about like a screen
filled with bullets and I have to look

1072
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,520
at the lower right and be like, okay, so why is a my

1073
01:11:27,319 --> 01:11:30,600
machine gun? And you can have
I think your deck can have like eight

1074
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:36,920
to ten cards, but it's random
which three you have at any given time.

1075
01:11:38,279 --> 01:11:41,640
So just because you have a show
doesn't mean it's in your three at

1076
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:45,199
this time. Yeah. I don't
know. I just didn't It didn't feel

1077
01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:49,800
like a fifth. Maybe I just
wasn't there too, because I'm finding that

1078
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:54,319
I can't have the card that I
want at the appropriate time. I think

1079
01:11:54,399 --> 01:12:03,600
that's honestly the reason I quit.
Am I here. I think you're frozen,

1080
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:12,159
Mike, No, you're completely Wait
now you're back, You're coming back,

1081
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:15,119
You're coming back. Okay, I
think you might be back. Okay,

1082
01:12:15,199 --> 01:12:17,359
Am I back, wait, wait, tell you something like I am,

1083
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:23,359
I am saying something. Oh you're
slowly waiting too, And yeah,

1084
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:30,800
Mike was telling him where he started
that he's had some bad internet because there's

1085
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,159
been storms in the area. Well, I'm also in the area. But

1086
01:12:33,279 --> 01:12:38,399
I have you known adult internet?
You know you had internet problems like last

1087
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:42,560
year for two weeks straight. It's
a nightmare. But then I did the

1088
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,680
adult thing and I got, you
know, stuff that worked, so we

1089
01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:50,960
come on, it should work.
Yes, Well, okay, let's get

1090
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,920
out of the screw driver or whatever
you are there. My biggest problem is

1091
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,399
just my power goes out, like
not all the time, but like if

1092
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:03,439
there's a storm with wind, I'm
like, oh, I better stuck up

1093
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:08,680
on candles, Like it's a It's
a consistent enough thing that I've gotten to

1094
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,640
accept it. I guess mine is
the basement flooding. If I had to

1095
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:15,239
pick one thing, yeah, powers
good, but yeah, basement flooding.

1096
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:23,119
Snakes is fucking phenomenal. But every
once in a while, snakes. I'll

1097
01:13:23,159 --> 01:13:25,520
take good Internet if it means I
get a snake or two. I don't

1098
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:30,800
think they're connected, honest, Like
that reminds me like when we worked at

1099
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:32,439
Gabe Spot. Mike used to do
that all the time, with those stupid

1100
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:38,520
like um like something really good,
but something bad happens to you. And

1101
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,439
there would be like two different versions
of them, and they were both so

1102
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:45,399
horrible, like they would they would
just be like terrible things like you know,

1103
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:54,199
your feet are hands and your hands
or your feet um or you know

1104
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,399
you have to like poo and pee
out of the same hole. And every

1105
01:13:57,439 --> 01:14:00,439
time you do you have to whistle. It's just like no one wants to

1106
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:02,039
pick between those. Well, that's
the whole point is you got to debate

1107
01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:05,039
which one's worse. And I had
a book I remember once and the one

1108
01:14:05,119 --> 01:14:09,039
that always stuck with me. The
book was all would would you rather this

1109
01:14:09,199 --> 01:14:13,359
or that? And it was would
you rather poop a watermelon or pam Marble?

1110
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:17,119
And I assume it is meant for
dudes, and I would I don't

1111
01:14:17,159 --> 01:14:19,560
know, no, no, no, no, not a watermelons, poop

1112
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:25,159
a softball or pam marble? So
like watermelon would wreck you for life,

1113
01:14:25,239 --> 01:14:28,760
but like softball would just be a
bad day. So like, I don't

1114
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:32,800
know which one would be worse.
I mean they sound awful, I would

1115
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:40,840
say me the marble. Here's the
thing kidney stones sound back is they're jagged

1116
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:44,520
and they're gonna rip up your urethra. I think a marble being smooth,

1117
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:46,079
it would just be like whoa,
that's stretchy. But it wouldn't be like

1118
01:14:46,159 --> 01:14:49,920
cutting you up, you know.
Yeah, you just squeeze the hose a

1119
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,199
little bit and it kind of shoots
out. Yeah, you can just kind

1120
01:14:53,199 --> 01:14:55,720
of grab the base and scoot it
up like a toothpaste tube and just get

1121
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,720
that marble out of there. Probably, I don't know if that's like honest

1122
01:15:00,119 --> 01:15:05,560
for you. If that, I
think I have a normal I don't look

1123
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:09,880
like you're the kind of person that
says that you want to be knocked out.

1124
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:19,600
Looking Dan with the big pepole,
look got the big hole on Dan.

1125
01:15:23,039 --> 01:15:25,159
I don't think there's a lot of
variants in that, is you can

1126
01:15:25,199 --> 01:15:28,199
shoot marbles out of that thing.
No, I don't want to do you

1127
01:15:28,239 --> 01:15:30,960
guys, I probably shouldn't pose a
question with my internet's unstable. No,

1128
01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:34,720
you're coming back for now, I'm
back. Do you remember the movie Little

1129
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:38,880
Nikki? Yeah? I never saw
it. I played the game Boy,

1130
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:43,960
so I mean he's the Devil's son
or something. Adam Sandler, but like

1131
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:51,640
he's in hell and Hitler shows up
and his punishment in I Forget Um,

1132
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:57,199
his Hitler's punishment is to get a
pineapple shoved up his ass every single day

1133
01:15:57,239 --> 01:16:00,520
for the like eternity. Okay,
and the watermelon reminded me of that.

1134
01:16:02,279 --> 01:16:05,359
I got to look up who played
Hitler in Little Nikki, because there's no

1135
01:16:05,359 --> 01:16:10,159
way it's just a random person I
think it was. It wasn't a character,

1136
01:16:10,319 --> 01:16:13,920
it was just someone. It was
a cameo from Hitler. Really,

1137
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:18,079
er Carroll. It's Chris Carroll.
Oh yeah, that Hitler looking guy.

1138
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,920
Okay, Yeah, it just looks
like Hitler. Okay, I thought it'd

1139
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:25,399
be Chris Kitain since it was an
SNL guy. Okay. I don't think

1140
01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:29,840
this movie was super SNL heavy people. Was it that Lauren most of the

1141
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,439
time? Maybe this was like Happy
Madison era, but a lot of the

1142
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:36,640
SNL stuff early on, like producing
it. Yeah, Oh yeah, this

1143
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:44,960
is a Tim Hurley that the Sandler
squad. Yeah. I would rather Yeah,

1144
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,439
I guess I would rather Pam Marble. Yeah, I'd be smoother.

1145
01:16:48,319 --> 01:16:54,119
The softballs have seems and I don't
want that fucking up I wrecked him or

1146
01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:57,119
whatever. Yeah, I'm trying to
remember now what some of the weirder ones

1147
01:16:57,159 --> 01:17:01,720
I said would have been. It's
like, would you rather be buried alive

1148
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:14,479
for thirty seconds every time you sneeze? Or or uh, be falling from

1149
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:18,039
a skyscraper for ten seconds every time
you poop? I can hold in my

1150
01:17:18,119 --> 01:17:23,640
sneezes, but I can't hold in
my poops. So fun. Yeah,

1151
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,760
if you know you're not gonna land
and be fine, Yeah, I'm totally

1152
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:28,520
fine. Actually, i'd be fine
with the baried to life teop. With

1153
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,960
the baried to live part wouldn't be
fun. It would just be like,

1154
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,880
all right, I gotta do this
for ten seconds. The falling while you're

1155
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:39,760
falling. Oh um, no,
you don't actually poop. It's like falling

1156
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:43,399
from a skyscraper replaces the poop function
in your body. That just sounds fun.

1157
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:46,800
I love skydiving. I would love
to do that every time. Yeah.

1158
01:17:47,199 --> 01:17:58,159
Um, would you rather have game
cubes for nipples or plasma two thousand

1159
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:06,079
little plasma TVs for nose hairs?
Do I have to have? Do I

1160
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:10,600
have to have three GameCubes as nipples? Since I have nipples, have three?

1161
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:14,640
You'd have the orange one, the
purple one tiny GameCube. Yeah,

1162
01:18:15,399 --> 01:18:17,960
okay, yeah, I get the
spice orange for my third one, I

1163
01:18:18,039 --> 01:18:21,399
get the end to go for the
all right, yeah, yeah, I

1164
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:25,680
guess I'd go with the GameCube nipples, although that'd be hard to hide the

1165
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:29,640
shirt. I guess the plasma TV
nose hairs if they're tiny enough you wouldn't

1166
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:32,199
really notice. I would do the
GameCube nipples because I think you could sell

1167
01:18:32,319 --> 01:18:38,119
that. Do they work? People
would pay good money? The GameCubes and

1168
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:42,960
the TV's work. Okay, Oh
if I had, can I choose both?

1169
01:18:43,079 --> 01:18:46,039
And then I can like component from
the GameCube nipples to the plasma Which

1170
01:18:46,039 --> 01:18:53,520
would you rather have? GameCube nipples
are saying you could play like sunshine on

1171
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,640
your nose hairs, but you couldn't
see it. You'd have to have like

1172
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:58,680
a mountain thing that came out.
Yeah, yeah, you run, You

1173
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:02,399
run Sunshine on your nipples, but
you the images in your nose. Someone

1174
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:05,600
else could play. You could just
sit. You're like one of those consoles

1175
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:10,239
that the McDonald's. You just sit
in a chair and kids play Sunshine with

1176
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:14,319
your nipples in your nose. The
officer get ordered for bachelor parties, but

1177
01:19:14,399 --> 01:19:17,680
you stop after you take off your
shirt and then everyone starts playing plays Warrior

1178
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:27,079
were Mega party games speaking of nipples
for hands or gamecubesure this. I'll do

1179
01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:30,399
my best to not make this boring
for the audio listeners, Hey, what

1180
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:33,920
the fuck are you doing? Not
being video? Yes, video people,

1181
01:19:34,199 --> 01:19:42,119
I have a dual sense edge.
It is. Uh, it's the it's

1182
01:19:42,159 --> 01:19:47,920
the elite equivalent that it's PlayStation's first
like quote unquote professional grade controller. Uh.

1183
01:19:48,199 --> 01:19:57,600
Comes in a cool roundish like astro
hard yep. Okay, what do

1184
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:00,279
you put that in a luggage and
it's not going to get squish? Correct?

1185
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:03,239
Yeah, it's it's but it's got
a little cool velcro flap so you

1186
01:20:03,319 --> 01:20:06,880
can be charging it while it's in
here. Nice. Um, But I

1187
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:10,079
don't know if you're looking at it, I guess describe it. It's just

1188
01:20:10,119 --> 01:20:12,720
if you're looking at head on,
it honestly looks like a dual sense except

1189
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:17,800
there are two. You could see
these two like kind of extra small like

1190
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:23,000
outcropping like yeah, nubs under the
analog sticks. And you'll notice I have

1191
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:27,800
the PS three half dome analogs I
swapped in. Those are the coolest part

1192
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:33,079
actually, So it's not super different
from the Xbox Elite. But UI wise

1193
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:41,439
it is great because I have control
layouts. It's got the two back buttons

1194
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:45,880
here where your middle fingers are.
Those can either be levers more like the

1195
01:20:45,119 --> 01:20:49,640
Xbox Elite like that click, but
I accidentally hit those a lot, and

1196
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:54,720
I prefer these, which are like
half PS three analogs, and they're very

1197
01:20:54,760 --> 01:21:00,159
satisfying and they're easier. So in
games like I used a few examples um

1198
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:05,000
Horizon for Bin West, Red Dead
Redemption to Elden Ring. In games where

1199
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:09,159
you normally have to use the dpad
to cycle through items, you could just

1200
01:21:09,199 --> 01:21:12,560
put them there so you don't have
to take your thumb off the analog during

1201
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:16,600
boss fights or anything. You can
swip, swept, swap incantations or spells

1202
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:20,520
in Elden That's what I do with
the the I have the Elite for Xbox

1203
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:23,439
and for like Fortnite and stuff,
I have it, so like I switch

1204
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:27,199
between weapons and stuff with those paddles
and the super helps and so these nubs

1205
01:21:27,279 --> 01:21:30,039
here though they both do the same
thing, it's just oh shit, A

1206
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:35,520
my damn, am I out again. I'll continue for the audio listener,

1207
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:42,640
he's probably sounding fine. He doesn't
sound fine here, h I'm gonna wait,

1208
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,840
no, wait, you're coming back. You're going back, You're backs

1209
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:48,399
back. I'm going to continue for
the audio listeners and for people in video.

1210
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:54,479
Yeah yeah yeah, but um,
there's two of these nubs. They

1211
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,239
do the same thing, just depends
on which thumb is free. You hold

1212
01:21:57,319 --> 01:22:00,840
it, it brings up a menu. Each phase button is assigned to a

1213
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:04,760
specific profile that you saved. So
I have one profile it's called dead Space.

1214
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:08,560
I have one profile that's Horizon.
I have one profile it's elden Ring.

1215
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:12,399
You could swap like in a matter
of two, like a second immediately,

1216
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,079
so I jump into Warhammer Vermontide too. I'm like, oh right,

1217
01:22:15,119 --> 01:22:19,760
I saved a specific analog sensitivity,
a certain button layout. I'm going to

1218
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:26,680
switch to Vermintide. There's six different
default analog sensitivities. You can fine tune

1219
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:29,399
them. You could do dead zones, you could do actual you can change

1220
01:22:29,399 --> 01:22:31,960
it shows you like the bar graph
of how sensitive they are in the middle

1221
01:22:32,079 --> 01:22:35,479
compared to when you first press end
let go, so you can get really

1222
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:41,560
into it. If you're playing like
Overwatch two semi professionally, I don't know

1223
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:45,359
why you'd be playing on console,
but you could do it immediately, like

1224
01:22:45,159 --> 01:22:48,399
I have Red Dead. I was
just testing it out and I'm like,

1225
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:51,640
oh, Red Dead would be a
game. I want to change the analog

1226
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:56,760
sensitivity because that game can be kind
of floaty in a lot of ways.

1227
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:59,399
That game just doesn't for as much
as I love, it doesn't control all

1228
01:22:59,439 --> 01:23:04,000
that well. So I use the
steady analog sensitivity, that's what they call

1229
01:23:04,079 --> 01:23:08,920
it. It's like you can aim
smoothly but also quickly, so I don't

1230
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:13,800
have to rely on the audio or
auto aim. So it's it's cool,

1231
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,479
honestly, it's it's nice to be
able to jump between these games, which

1232
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:18,720
on modern consoles it's super easy to
jump between games, so now it's nice

1233
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:21,279
to be able to I was like, oh, I'm going to play a

1234
01:23:21,359 --> 01:23:25,119
shooter game, so I'm going to
go back to the default dual sense and

1235
01:23:25,239 --> 01:23:29,439
just you pull them off like that
and put it on and now you have

1236
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:32,840
that analog. There a couple of
main questions here, because I love my

1237
01:23:33,279 --> 01:23:38,920
Xbox, I'll lead, Does it
have the thing where you can adjust the

1238
01:23:39,039 --> 01:23:43,279
throw of like L two and R
two. Yes, the trigger stop there's

1239
01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:45,039
two. You do a real quick
pop up to shoot. But if it's

1240
01:23:45,039 --> 01:23:47,399
like more of an analog racing game
or something like that. Yeah, you

1241
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:50,520
can see if you're watching there's just
two notched. His next game, there's

1242
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:56,119
only three settings. That's what Yeah, I just had too. So for

1243
01:23:56,319 --> 01:23:59,720
Vermintide a game where you're hacking and
swinging a lot, or maybe if you're

1244
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:02,840
playing Skyrim when you kind of its
fingerstrained and be swinging a saurdaton, you

1245
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:08,039
can raise the trigger stops so it's
like clicking, it's only going down like

1246
01:24:08,119 --> 01:24:12,319
a quarter inch inside the whole trigger
pull. It's Red Dead game, a

1247
01:24:12,399 --> 01:24:15,159
game where you're pulling triggers for like
old school weapons. It kind of I

1248
01:24:15,279 --> 01:24:18,720
like keeping it the original, like
all the way down. But yeah,

1249
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:24,920
that's there too. That does not
you cannot save that to the profile because

1250
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:29,760
that's that's analogic flip. That's easy, just flip. The other one is

1251
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,640
my other question is um I just
one of my favorite things and so simple

1252
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:38,359
about the Elite is just the weight. It just feels like less plastic e

1253
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:43,680
it's heavier. It just it feels
feels legit. You know, the dual

1254
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:47,359
sense dual sense has some weight to
it. Um. Yeah, it feels

1255
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:58,039
the yeah heavy with good but the
controller light the okay the Honestly, this

1256
01:24:58,239 --> 01:25:01,479
reminds me of why the steam deck
feels so much better than the switch.

1257
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:06,960
It doesn't feel as like flimsy.
The edge feels a bit heavier. I

1258
01:25:08,079 --> 01:25:12,800
like it. The only thing is
visually. Oh. Also, the grip

1259
01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:15,640
is different on the back where your
middle fingers rest. It's a bit it's

1260
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:18,079
not as coarse. I kind of
like it. But there it's like a

1261
01:25:18,199 --> 01:25:26,720
separate plate on the back instead of
just one smooth thing. How much is

1262
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:30,920
it? Two hundred? To be
clear, I got it sent from Sony.

1263
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,600
I wouldn't about this fight, didn't. I just like it's a novelty

1264
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,199
to have, and this is just
like one of Polygons units. I just

1265
01:25:35,399 --> 01:25:42,000
have it at the apartment. Now. That other difference is again I'm trying

1266
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,760
to describe this as well as I
can. For audio, I've got the

1267
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,399
black dual sense here, it's more
of the Matt Black where the PlayStation logo

1268
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:51,800
button is between the analogs, the
dual sense edge. It's like shiny now

1269
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:58,399
specifically because that's the plate you remove
if you want to swap out the analog,

1270
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:02,840
The actual the base of each analog. Let me see if I can

1271
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,640
do that. I didn't realize that
made different colors for the dual sense.

1272
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:10,079
I thought it was just the white
one. They brought up the black,

1273
01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:13,319
that blue, and now there's a
maroon as well. Really, so you

1274
01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:15,520
can take that off, you can
take the plate off, and then you

1275
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:19,479
can actually pull out the analog housing. I don't I won't do it right

1276
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:24,119
now. I don't have to.
But which the main thing to do there

1277
01:26:24,319 --> 01:26:26,840
is, or the main reason they
do that is it's because like hey,

1278
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:30,319
joy or analog drift is a thing
nowadays. So rather than buy a whole

1279
01:26:30,359 --> 01:26:34,239
other two hundred dollars controller, just
pay like I don't know, those are

1280
01:26:34,279 --> 01:26:41,239
not included the replacements. It's like, just pay for whatever, like forty

1281
01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:43,439
bucks for the new one. I'm
like, on the one hand, I

1282
01:26:43,479 --> 01:26:46,119
guess it's nice to have that option, but also it kind of sucks because

1283
01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:50,560
it's just like saying analog drifts like
we can't fix it. It's a break.

1284
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:54,319
Yeah, So I was like,
oh, come on, yeah.

1285
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:58,000
One thing that really annoys me about
the elites. I've had two of them

1286
01:26:58,039 --> 01:27:00,000
do this now is it's got the
kind of rubber like feels good. It's

1287
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:04,079
got the rubber textured grip. But
I've had two Elites now, and maybe

1288
01:27:04,079 --> 01:27:08,359
it's just because I use them all
the time, but um, they flap

1289
01:27:08,439 --> 01:27:11,880
out and they like they get disconnected
and then like there's no good way to

1290
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:19,800
shove them back in. It's just
like it's a lemogram. This one has

1291
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:26,640
not done it. But on the
back here there's like a break basically here

1292
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:31,239
where the like rubber pad is,
and then like it'll just like get loose

1293
01:27:31,439 --> 01:27:34,359
and flappy. It's just like,
well, okay, that's just like that

1294
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:38,840
now, and I can shove it
back in. You can't like hot glue

1295
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:44,920
it back in there. I could
see that having there. Yeah, there

1296
01:27:45,039 --> 01:27:48,039
is a similar ridge here. Um, I hope I do tell if that

1297
01:27:48,119 --> 01:27:50,520
happens there. Yeah, I mean
it's a wild for both elades that it

1298
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,319
didn't too. But yeah, I've
gone I have like five elides. I

1299
01:27:54,399 --> 01:27:58,600
mean it's it's largely a novelty for
me as someone who's not like who doesn't

1300
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:01,199
really get super care that much about
like dead zone and whatnot. But like

1301
01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:06,119
it is kind of fun to again
jump into vermintied two, switch my triggers

1302
01:28:06,199 --> 01:28:14,159
to the highest trigger style. I
said everything audio listeners, I said everything

1303
01:28:14,159 --> 01:28:17,760
I want to say my internet still
messed up. Yeah, you're you're you're

1304
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,079
back, You're back. You don't
go, don't for too long, and

1305
01:28:20,279 --> 01:28:23,920
that's all your listeners should be.
Right. I probably wouldn't say, I

1306
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:26,760
probably wouldn't spend two hundred dollars on
it. But I'm not playing like I

1307
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:30,720
don't again, I don't get into
like dead zone stuff and too deep into

1308
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:33,439
it. It's just nice to have
options for different games. Yeah, we're

1309
01:28:33,479 --> 01:28:38,000
not doing competitive fucking fps or anything
like that, but like, I just

1310
01:28:38,119 --> 01:28:41,760
like the weight. I do like
the paddles. I use those sound mainly

1311
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:44,279
for Fortnaite, but I use it
for Elden Ring two, So like b

1312
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,079
I mapped to one of those paddles, so like I can dodge and I

1313
01:28:46,159 --> 01:28:50,720
can sprint, which is that kind
of like back right pinky without without taking

1314
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:54,760
your thumb off the camera analyog exactly. Yeah. I did that with this

1315
01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:58,520
too, eld and I find it
very useful. Which yeah, I'm near

1316
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:02,199
the end of that again. So
yeah, you guys been playing anything else?

1317
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:08,039
Yeah? Yeah, Mari, what
do you planned? Um, I'm

1318
01:29:08,119 --> 01:29:11,159
playing this game called I'm probably not
going to pronounce this right. I believe

1319
01:29:11,199 --> 01:29:19,199
it's called moncage. It is a
three D cube puzzler in the vein,

1320
01:29:20,119 --> 01:29:26,199
would you burge anything? Um,
turn, I'm picturing like a three D

1321
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:32,159
cube puzzler spirit than a cube.
Let me think if this could be compared

1322
01:29:32,239 --> 01:29:39,000
to I'm like trying to the Intelligent
Cube Intelligent Cube for the PlayStation. Does

1323
01:29:39,079 --> 01:29:42,560
that even mean? I don't think
I played that. It's been it's a

1324
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:45,960
cube puzzler. Oh okay, yes, yeah, I believe I believe you.

1325
01:29:46,159 --> 01:29:50,079
Okay. So the idea is like, you see a cube and you

1326
01:29:50,159 --> 01:29:57,119
can move it around three D and
in the first view, maybe there's I'm

1327
01:29:57,159 --> 01:29:59,319
gonna make it up because I want
to give away the puzzles, but there's

1328
01:29:59,319 --> 01:30:04,960
a fire and then if you turn
the cube, there's like a note and

1329
01:30:05,159 --> 01:30:11,800
if you rotate the cubes that you
can see both pictures pretty much, and

1330
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:16,920
you line it up just right,
the fire will catch the thing on the

1331
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:23,680
other screen on fire, and then
it will alter the images and progress the

1332
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:30,479
puzzle. So is this superlative?
Yeah? Yeah, but that was like

1333
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,840
it was like a two D thing, right, It was two D,

1334
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:35,720
but it was always about picture progression. Right, So you see something and

1335
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:38,920
you're like, I think I know
what it's going on here, and you

1336
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,239
could like alter it so that you
could progress the puzzle. This is very

1337
01:30:42,319 --> 01:30:47,600
similar. It is about perspective.
It's very perspective puzzle based um and sometimes

1338
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:51,560
it's even timing base, which is
crazy because you have all the different sides

1339
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:56,880
of the cube. So sometimes um, like maybe maybe they'll be like a

1340
01:30:57,039 --> 01:31:00,439
marble on the top and you'll get
it to fall, and then you have

1341
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:03,319
to line it up so that it
falls perfectly on the side, and then

1342
01:31:03,359 --> 01:31:06,960
you got to rotate it again so
that it perfectly goes down this ramp and

1343
01:31:08,039 --> 01:31:11,439
then like lands in a tunnel or
something like that, and each of these

1344
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:16,479
pieces will progress the story. Maybe
like that marble lands on a gas pedal,

1345
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:21,479
which makes a cargo and now you're
in a different environment because you did

1346
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:26,279
that. It's like a mc esure, what's the fucking Rube Goldberg device where

1347
01:31:26,319 --> 01:31:29,439
it's like, oh, it's kind
of game or something. You were right

1348
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:33,039
the first time. It sounds like
a combination of both. Yeah, it's

1349
01:31:33,079 --> 01:31:40,800
both. It's definitely visual puzzles and
you are kind of connecting the dots to

1350
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:44,039
see the different types of puzzles.
I've gotten stuck a couple of times,

1351
01:31:44,119 --> 01:31:46,079
but they're well. I love about
this game is that if you hit pause,

1352
01:31:46,479 --> 01:31:51,560
they have a hint like aspect to
it, and so there's a couple

1353
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:54,600
times where I'm like, I literally
don't know what to do. I've tried

1354
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:57,399
to get everything to line up,
nothing's happening, and the hint will be

1355
01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:00,439
like, looks like you need to
light the lantern, and it's like,

1356
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,439
okay, okay, I can work
with that, and doesn't tell you what

1357
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:06,000
to do. It doesn't tell you
what to line up. It just gives

1358
01:32:06,079 --> 01:32:12,439
you a bit of a nudgee and
if that still isn't enough, you can

1359
01:32:13,159 --> 01:32:16,680
you can increase the hint, like
it'll be like cool, so if you

1360
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:21,000
want to light the lantern, you're
probably going to need to use the light

1361
01:32:21,119 --> 01:32:24,920
source here. And then if that's
not enough, it's like all right,

1362
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:28,439
dumb, dumb, and then it
gives you like a really plain out hint

1363
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:31,680
at the end, so you don't
really get stuck with it. I find

1364
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:36,399
it very zen and calming. I've
really enjoyed it. I actually streamed this

1365
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:41,800
game, and then usually when I
stream a game, I don't always continue

1366
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:44,840
it. Sometimes I just I move
on. I've played it for three to

1367
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:48,119
five hours and that's enough for me. But this game, I played it

1368
01:32:48,199 --> 01:32:54,880
again in Florida. I played it
a significant amount. I'm probably pretty close

1369
01:32:55,119 --> 01:32:59,399
to finishing it just with how many
hours I put into it. I think

1370
01:32:59,399 --> 01:33:02,960
it's cool. I think it's a
really calming experience if you like If you

1371
01:33:03,119 --> 01:33:09,479
liked Gorgo, I think you would
like this. It's also got secrets littered

1372
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:12,319
throughout it, so you can find
little photos that are hidden in the space

1373
01:33:12,359 --> 01:33:15,880
and they give you extra lore.
But I think the interesting mechanic of it

1374
01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:23,640
is that real joyous feeling you get
when you perfectly aligned two pieces and then

1375
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:27,960
they animate together and you find out
that you can switch scenes or move things

1376
01:33:28,039 --> 01:33:32,279
around. I also think there's a
couple puzzles that I've found to be very

1377
01:33:33,199 --> 01:33:39,000
thoughtful. It's hard for me to
explain them without giving them away, but

1378
01:33:39,079 --> 01:33:45,239
there was a couple that worked with
mirrors that is more than just lining things

1379
01:33:45,319 --> 01:33:49,319
up. It's about thinking about what
things look like upside down because of the

1380
01:33:49,359 --> 01:33:55,840
mirror, because of the reflection,
and then using the reflection to your advantage

1381
01:33:55,840 --> 01:34:00,560
when you're sinking things up and moving
something along. And so it's more thoughtful

1382
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:04,800
than just just lining up two items. That's cool because like I feel like

1383
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:08,720
I've done a billion Zelda puzzles where
I'm like pushing a mirror around to like

1384
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:11,960
reflect light. But I'm like,
as far as like this going into this

1385
01:34:12,079 --> 01:34:15,199
in the perspective of like what's upside
down or like that sounds a little more

1386
01:34:15,359 --> 01:34:17,720
in depth. Yeah, And it's
also neat to see different items and how

1387
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:23,239
they might connect together. So,
for example, the marble concept, maybe

1388
01:34:23,279 --> 01:34:27,359
it goes down a pipe. So
they'll be like a pipe in a building,

1389
01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:30,199
and you'll be like, oh,
that that Marble could go down that

1390
01:34:30,279 --> 01:34:36,920
pipe, But then you realize the
pipe would perfectly match a child's like playground

1391
01:34:38,079 --> 01:34:41,640
ladder, and so the Marble goes
down this pipe from a building and then

1392
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:47,560
matches with a child's like playground slide, and then the Marble goes down the

1393
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:56,600
slide and you're like, actually,
that slide matches this train track, and

1394
01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:59,399
so now the Marble goes down the
train track. So you kind of you

1395
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:01,720
kind of start to like detect all
these different components to it. It's very

1396
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:05,920
simple in nature, but it does
get complicated. I don't think this is

1397
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:10,199
like a super easy game, but
I also I wouldn't say, it's hardy

1398
01:35:10,239 --> 01:35:12,479
there, you just kind of like
you should kind of go through the motion

1399
01:35:12,520 --> 01:35:14,920
with it. I find it very
zen. I found it very relaxing.

1400
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:18,279
I enjoyed it very much. This
game came out in twenty twenty one.

1401
01:35:18,439 --> 01:35:23,880
I don't know why what made me. I've been doing this a lot where

1402
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:26,720
I like, I kind of go
through different like I go down like a

1403
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:30,560
Steam rabbit hole when I'm in a
lull. You guys know it's a lull,

1404
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:33,159
right, there's not a lot going
on right now. I will on

1405
01:35:33,359 --> 01:35:38,239
a Monday when I'm streaming, I
will go on Steam and I'll be like,

1406
01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:43,000
here's games that I like, and
Steam will be like, here's sixteen

1407
01:35:43,119 --> 01:35:45,199
games, and some of them are
totally not my style. But every once

1408
01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:47,600
in a while I'll see a game
and I'll be like, I would play

1409
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:50,199
that. I play that shit anyway. That's how I found Monkage. I

1410
01:35:50,279 --> 01:35:55,439
think it's great nice. Yeah,
that sounds cool. I like those kind

1411
01:35:55,479 --> 01:35:59,840
of like perspective based puzzle games.
Like that sounds fun. Yeah. Actually,

1412
01:36:00,079 --> 01:36:03,600
oddly enough, my favorite puzzles in
or my favorite side activity and Horizon

1413
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:06,760
Forbidden West is lining up. Have
you guys done those or when you play

1414
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:15,560
the game, you gotta you get
this little transmission that shows a like hologram

1415
01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:19,479
projected in front of you of a
forced perspective of the landscape, and you've

1416
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:24,239
got to find the exact point in
the landscape where like that satellite dish in

1417
01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:28,720
the distance and that mountain closer to
you and that bush next to you line

1418
01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:30,800
up. Those are really fun.
I like Fight Night round three where you

1419
01:36:30,840 --> 01:36:34,000
get knocked out and you look at
the referee and there's two hazy versions and

1420
01:36:34,039 --> 01:36:36,359
you got to make them go over
each other before you can stand up.

1421
01:36:36,399 --> 01:36:40,479
Yeah, exact same. Yeah.
It reminds me. I saw a photo

1422
01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:45,199
once of a person who had the
tobler own package and he lined it up

1423
01:36:45,239 --> 01:36:49,039
perfectly with the actual mountain that the
tobone, you know, and he was

1424
01:36:49,119 --> 01:36:54,079
just like, ah, I made
it. People doing the leaning tower of

1425
01:36:54,840 --> 01:36:59,159
piz Oh. Yeah. Speaking of
Fight Night round three, Yeah, how's

1426
01:36:59,239 --> 01:37:03,399
punch out going? Yeah? Just
I figured this might be a regular recurring

1427
01:37:03,479 --> 01:37:06,760
segment here where I just let you
know my current status. I don't need

1428
01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:10,840
a wax nostalgic about a punch out
every time. But what's your number?

1429
01:37:11,239 --> 01:37:15,840
Dad? Right? Launch chime?
I was at thirty nine minutes, twenty

1430
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:19,399
six seconds and forty three milliseconds or
whatever, So about forty minutes, and

1431
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:23,119
I think I was around sixty seven
sixty eight in the world last time.

1432
01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:28,399
I shaved fucking eight minutes over eight
minutes off that. I said a personal

1433
01:37:28,479 --> 01:37:31,199
best last night, and I said
a personal best this morning shaving it down.

1434
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:34,560
Oh wait, no, that update
is out of date now, Holy

1435
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:38,359
shit. I wrote down an update
that was thirty one ten. No,

1436
01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:43,159
this morning I got fucking twenty eight
oh one. So I am sub thirty

1437
01:37:43,239 --> 01:37:49,359
now I'm it's up thirty. The
world record is like fourteen fifty five forty

1438
01:37:49,439 --> 01:37:55,439
minutes fifty five and what's years again, twenty I'm at twenty eight minutes now

1439
01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:59,319
twenty eight o one, So that's
a huge difference. Oh my god.

1440
01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:02,880
Yeah, there's there's ship. But
I'm learning all the time and I'm doing

1441
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,439
great. What was I gonna say? I'm sixty fourth in the world now,

1442
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:10,479
So sixty fourth in the world of
punch out. My next goal is

1443
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:13,600
I want to hit under the time. I want to be in the top

1444
01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:16,560
fifty, and eventually longer term goal, I want to get a sub twenty

1445
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:19,359
minute time and that would put me
in a good spot. Is there a

1446
01:38:19,439 --> 01:38:25,359
world in which you're ever top ten? That seems crazy right now, But

1447
01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:30,520
with the fucking progress I've made this
month, I'm not going to say anything's

1448
01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:34,399
impossible, because it's fucking crazy how
much I've learned this month. And I

1449
01:38:34,479 --> 01:38:39,920
mean shaving off ten minutes. When
we're talking about like how much that means

1450
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,960
in the speed run community, I
will see I got a lot of work

1451
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:45,319
to do, a lot of work
to do this long term in the like

1452
01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:51,800
most defining moments of your life.
I guess here to four. If you

1453
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:58,520
were hypothetically to become the number one
Mike Tyson speed Mike Tysons punch Out speed

1454
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:01,399
runner in the world, where would
that rank in your achievements in life?

1455
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:05,520
Honestly, that would be above you
know I did the two top ten?

1456
01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:11,359
Would it be top ten achievements of
your life achievements? Achievements? Is that

1457
01:39:11,479 --> 01:39:13,840
different than like big like you know, I think about like getting married and

1458
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:15,720
stuff. No, it doesn't have
to be like a life milestone. You

1459
01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:23,359
can can give you the same list
Mike Tyson's punch Out top ten stuff you

1460
01:39:23,439 --> 01:39:27,239
have worked for that you then accomplished. Where would it rank it can be

1461
01:39:27,359 --> 01:39:30,680
getting hard work, accomplishing type stuff. Fuck I mean in terms of just

1462
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:33,920
difficulty in practice required, Like I
was never a kid who played a lot

1463
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:38,880
of sports or anything like I would
have to think this would be number one,

1464
01:39:38,960 --> 01:39:42,840
because I remember in twenty twelve they
said, in twenty eleven they sent

1465
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:45,840
me the Guinness Book World Records,
the Gamers edition when I was a Game

1466
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:48,039
Informer, and I was like,
I am making it my goal to win

1467
01:39:48,079 --> 01:39:51,199
a Guinness World Record, and I
wound up winning two of them, but

1468
01:39:51,319 --> 01:39:55,359
they were both because I would see
the speed run records and be like I

1469
01:39:55,680 --> 01:39:57,880
kind of like flirted with it.
I looked at like link for the past

1470
01:39:57,880 --> 01:40:00,359
and everything. They're like, this
is just impossible. There's no fun way.

1471
01:40:00,479 --> 01:40:01,840
And so I did the marathon stuff
like Okay, I can sit around

1472
01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:04,479
with my friends for thirty hours for
fifty hours, and I did that,

1473
01:40:04,840 --> 01:40:08,279
but that's just sitting around. I
wasn't really doing a lot of work.

1474
01:40:08,359 --> 01:40:12,039
I just it was a stamina thing. This is the first time it's like,

1475
01:40:12,159 --> 01:40:15,760
this is pure skill and focus in
response time, and like, this

1476
01:40:15,159 --> 01:40:18,760
is about the most challenging thing I
think I've ever done in my life in

1477
01:40:18,960 --> 01:40:25,720
terms of like working towards something and
getting better incrementally at it, and god

1478
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:29,960
damn it, it feels good every
time you get better and seeing myself kind

1479
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:32,039
of just even just one or two
or even sometimes I'll get a new personal

1480
01:40:32,079 --> 01:40:35,520
best and it's not enough to even
move me up the ranks one but twenty

1481
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:40,840
seconds better it. If I was
able to get into that top tier,

1482
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:45,600
that would be yeah, top top
accomplishments my life in terms of, like

1483
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:48,199
I get not talking life events,
getting married, stuff like that, but

1484
01:40:48,479 --> 01:40:56,239
like it's just accomplishments. I would
say maybe number one. I'm so glad,

1485
01:40:56,359 --> 01:40:59,199
Like I mean, if you did
have kids, I knew you were

1486
01:40:59,279 --> 01:41:04,720
just like son, Yeah, you
are right behind getting in the top ten.

1487
01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:08,680
He would. If I had a
kid, it'd be like never one

1488
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:12,560
regret. I think, like I'm
talking things I like, I would hate

1489
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:15,000
my kid. But you can't say
that. You gotta be like, oh

1490
01:41:15,039 --> 01:41:16,159
he's great, Oh he's a little
scampy. Like no, I'd be like

1491
01:41:16,239 --> 01:41:19,680
fuck you run. In my life, I used to sit around and play

1492
01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:25,000
video games and say four more.
Yeah, fuck this kid. I would

1493
01:41:25,039 --> 01:41:30,439
hate that. Bunch out just universally
positive. What okay, So you're at

1494
01:41:30,760 --> 01:41:42,720
twenty nine plus twenty twenty minutes twenty
eight minutes is shaving off more time.

1495
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:46,199
Obviously it's a matter of skill,
But are there other Are there like tricks

1496
01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:50,000
that you still have not learned yet
or is it just literally a matter of

1497
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:57,079
combination of the perfect run and skill
slash reaction time. There are a lot

1498
01:41:57,159 --> 01:42:00,680
of tricks that are just insane.
They're not even really tricks. Like if

1499
01:42:00,720 --> 01:42:06,079
you look at like the thing for
like Don Flamenco two, it's like,

1500
01:42:06,279 --> 01:42:10,239
I can do it at this point
where I've gotten a few round one tkos

1501
01:42:10,279 --> 01:42:12,840
and that's a huge deal for me. But if I want to go crazy

1502
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:15,880
with it, it's like, okay, so if you were holding a star

1503
01:42:15,039 --> 01:42:18,039
here, you get a one sixteenth, one out of sixteen chance for a

1504
01:42:18,079 --> 01:42:20,760
star punch every seventh punch when you
do this or whatever. But then if

1505
01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:25,079
he gets up and he gets a
medium health refilled, then that alters your

1506
01:42:25,079 --> 01:42:29,199
strategy and so you have to like
have different strategies refill. They get it's

1507
01:42:29,279 --> 01:42:33,479
fucking insane. But in terms of
just like the base level speed running tactics,

1508
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:36,680
I'm getting there. I need to
be able to be ticon round one.

1509
01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:40,520
I've never done that. I've never
been ticon round one. That is

1510
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:44,680
a major milestone I need to cover. Mister Saman's the only other one I've

1511
01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:46,359
not beaten Round one. I can
beat everyone else round one. Once I

1512
01:42:46,399 --> 01:42:49,800
can get ticonto mister Samman down around
one. That'll help a lot. I

1513
01:42:49,880 --> 01:42:54,359
had a breakthrough today with Don Flamenco
two. That's gonna help me get around

1514
01:42:54,399 --> 01:42:56,760
one a lot. I had one
of the best speed runners in the world

1515
01:42:56,800 --> 01:43:00,319
coaching me last night on my stream, and now I got great Tiger down.

1516
01:43:00,399 --> 01:43:02,520
I got the Greater Tiger method where
you can knock them down with star

1517
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:06,560
punches, and I learned how to
farm star punches off him. There's this

1518
01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:11,319
well goes fucking deep, and if
you're watching it, and I have a

1519
01:43:11,359 --> 01:43:13,239
lot of people joining my stream and
just watching, like, oh, you're

1520
01:43:13,239 --> 01:43:16,920
just punching or whatever. The amount
of bullshit I am doing every fucking time,

1521
01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:23,239
between buffering punches and guard manipulation and
all this fucking crazy shit and things,

1522
01:43:23,279 --> 01:43:25,960
you have to pay attention to that
well, like for a game that

1523
01:43:26,079 --> 01:43:30,239
was made in the fucking late mid
eighties or whatever, it is so deep,

1524
01:43:30,439 --> 01:43:34,760
but it's insane. But as a
lot of this by the developers intended

1525
01:43:34,800 --> 01:43:38,399
people to learn this, or it's
a result of the code, that's just

1526
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:41,359
how it worked, the way they
put it together. I haven't looked like

1527
01:43:41,439 --> 01:43:44,760
deep into it, but I've heard
people mention that like they wanted it to

1528
01:43:44,840 --> 01:43:47,199
be kind of like a boxing match
where it's like you can do guard manipulation.

1529
01:43:47,239 --> 01:43:50,479
So like, let's say, okay, so here's the classic guard manipulation.

1530
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:54,000
So the first time you fight Piston
Honda, when he comes down,

1531
01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:59,319
he will guard low. But as
he's coming down to fight you, if

1532
01:43:59,359 --> 01:44:03,000
you hold up, you will manipulate
his guard because he thinks you're gonna hit

1533
01:44:03,119 --> 01:44:05,720
up, so he'll bring his fists
up and then you can get some gut

1534
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:10,199
punches in and then you can get
star punches. So it's kind of like

1535
01:44:10,319 --> 01:44:12,760
trying to emulate like, oh,
if somebody looks like they're gonna hit you

1536
01:44:12,760 --> 01:44:14,720
in the face, they're gonna guard
their face. If they look like they're

1537
01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:17,399
growing for body blow, they'll guard
their stomach. So this is very basic

1538
01:44:17,479 --> 01:44:20,279
anys stuff or whatever, but like
it is them trying to emulate that.

1539
01:44:20,359 --> 01:44:25,119
But I've heard that I don't know
the development history, but like it seems

1540
01:44:25,159 --> 01:44:30,079
like a great deal of thought went
into this game's development. Is there I

1541
01:44:30,199 --> 01:44:32,560
actually have that I haven't read much
about his develop Is there a lot of

1542
01:44:32,920 --> 01:44:36,520
party as? Just like this was
before they knew speed running was even a

1543
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:40,640
thing. It's not like they considered
it. They're just making a fun boxing

1544
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:42,920
game. But like you know,
I mean, is there a lot of

1545
01:44:43,760 --> 01:44:46,439
Is there much reporting on its development
or is it still No? I don't.

1546
01:44:46,520 --> 01:44:48,640
I don't really look up, Like
I don't know a lot of development

1547
01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:54,520
stuff and I just see people say
stuff in the chat or whatever. It's

1548
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:57,600
I think it's a perfect fucking video
game, and I think it's the most

1549
01:44:57,680 --> 01:45:00,520
perfectly aged video game of all time. That I've played this game my entire

1550
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:04,479
fucking life, and I'm having more
fun with it now then damn near any

1551
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:10,479
game I've I'm having more of an
adrenaline rush and more feelings of personal accomplishment

1552
01:45:10,560 --> 01:45:13,880
playing this game than a video game
has ever made me feel. And I've

1553
01:45:13,920 --> 01:45:16,560
been playing this since I was a
fucking five year old or whatever, Like

1554
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:19,720
it's insane, Like I hook up, I do a heart rate thing through

1555
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:23,640
my Apple Watch when I get to
a Tyson thing, because like that's the

1556
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:25,359
thing, Like you can have the
best fucking run of the world. But

1557
01:45:25,359 --> 01:45:28,239
if Tyson kicks your ass, it
doesn't count. You can't put it through.

1558
01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:30,960
So I will. Literally before the
Tyson fight last night, my heart

1559
01:45:31,039 --> 01:45:35,199
rate was over one hundred and forty
one fucking getting ready for Tyson, just

1560
01:45:35,199 --> 01:45:38,159
because it's like, holy shit,
I've got a good run. This is

1561
01:45:38,159 --> 01:45:40,239
a personal best. If I'd just
be Tyson and around two, then I

1562
01:45:40,279 --> 01:45:44,840
got a personal best. But no
game gets me that fucking jacked up.

1563
01:45:44,920 --> 01:45:51,239
It's amazing. Is I'm getting exists. He's getting jacked up just talking about

1564
01:45:51,279 --> 01:45:58,800
it. So good. So it's
but it's no fort Spoken. Oh nice,

1565
01:45:59,359 --> 01:46:02,199
Let's let's discuss this force Spoke.
Have you played Spoken yet? I

1566
01:46:02,359 --> 01:46:06,680
haven't, but I've been reading all
the controversies online and I am enjoying that.

1567
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:11,600
Oh boy, it's this It might
have you played it? No,

1568
01:46:12,199 --> 01:46:15,399
then this will be short because I
literally played like fifteen I've known for a

1569
01:46:15,479 --> 01:46:18,000
while it's just fifteen minutes. Well
I was so just turned off, but

1570
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:24,079
as fuck this thing. Yeah,
before you say that, I will say

1571
01:46:24,880 --> 01:46:29,319
it seems like some people are enjoying
it for kind of like a lity.

1572
01:46:29,399 --> 01:46:32,960
Threes out of one hundred on critic
yeah, I just don't. It is

1573
01:46:33,159 --> 01:46:39,880
so it seems at face value to
me such like such triple a game design

1574
01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:42,920
fodder that I have no interest in
it. And here's the thing, as

1575
01:46:42,960 --> 01:46:45,000
someone who's only played fifteen twenty minutes, but I certainly cannot go into like

1576
01:46:45,079 --> 01:46:47,720
the open world or I didn't even
get to the fucking fantasy dragons y or

1577
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:50,800
whatever. We made fun of the
trailer, which is a really bad trailer,

1578
01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:55,000
and the tone of that is pervasive
throughout the fifteen or twil like it's

1579
01:46:55,159 --> 01:46:59,720
really bad dialogue, really awkwardly delivered. But um, the thing that I

1580
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,439
want to bring it up for was
I read Austin Walker's piece on this.

1581
01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:05,920
Did you guys see this? Yeah? I read it too too, Yeah

1582
01:47:06,039 --> 01:47:10,399
yeah, And so I read it
and Austin again, he put it much

1583
01:47:10,439 --> 01:47:13,319
more eloquently than I'll describe it here, but he was basically saying that,

1584
01:47:13,439 --> 01:47:19,000
like this snarky Marvel bullshit writing,
like if these characters in this world aren't

1585
01:47:19,079 --> 01:47:24,199
taking any of it seriously, then
why are we as the person playing it's

1586
01:47:24,239 --> 01:47:27,359
supposed to like if the writers are
making fun of like, oh, hey,

1587
01:47:27,479 --> 01:47:30,439
okay, so I'm fighting dragons and
you're like a queen and you're speaking

1588
01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:32,680
poem. But why like they are
trying to be like, yeah, we

1589
01:47:32,760 --> 01:47:35,680
know it's stupid, so why the
fuck are we supposed to care about it?

1590
01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:40,479
And maybe but then why did it
work on High on Life? Well,

1591
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:44,479
I'm serious before before we get into
like the weirdness of that, like

1592
01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:47,319
you like you don't have to touch
on that High on Life completely made fun

1593
01:47:47,359 --> 01:47:51,239
of itself and we've and you played
it and you liked it originally, Um,

1594
01:47:51,640 --> 01:47:54,800
I played it. I haven't played
it since the last time we talked

1595
01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:56,439
about it. No, no,
no, And I'm not going to get

1596
01:47:56,479 --> 01:47:59,079
into that part. But what I'm
saying is is, yeah, yeah,

1597
01:47:59,479 --> 01:48:01,960
Like that's totally separate the my point, which is that that game was self

1598
01:48:02,039 --> 01:48:05,119
aware and was making fun of itself
the whole time, and that was acceptable

1599
01:48:05,159 --> 01:48:10,840
to you. I don't think I
was saying I liked the stuff. I

1600
01:48:10,920 --> 01:48:13,560
think I was more into the action
and like the gun play and stuff like

1601
01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:15,359
I maybe I'm wrong. I always
forget what we're saying immediately, But like,

1602
01:48:15,640 --> 01:48:17,880
what was I saying I liked the
like stuff working? Because like I

1603
01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:21,920
don't necessarily like this. You accepted
it were tutorial and the game in spite

1604
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:26,880
of it. Yeah, I do
remember kind of enjoying that. I think

1605
01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:30,399
this is more than pushing you to
see like where I understand, Like I

1606
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:34,439
agree the dialogue is like pretty whack, but like, is it because the

1607
01:48:34,560 --> 01:48:40,640
gameplay can't make up for it?
Like is that why I would think it's

1608
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:44,600
more because like High on Life,
it seems like it it presented itself as

1609
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:46,920
a silly, comedy, gross out
game. You know, it was certainly

1610
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:50,399
not trying to be anything serious,
and like this one started trying to be.

1611
01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:54,640
This one starts with like, oh, this girl's down on her luck

1612
01:48:54,760 --> 01:48:58,920
in New York City and el she's
got is her her cat, and you

1613
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:01,000
know this gang is like, you
know, trying to pressure in to steal

1614
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:03,640
a car. Like it seems like
it's it's not a comedy game, you

1615
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:05,680
know what I mean. So it's
like I think the fact that it's trying

1616
01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:09,840
to like be somewhat of a serious
story where it's High in Life is like

1617
01:49:10,079 --> 01:49:12,359
this is the game where the gun
takes a shit or whatever. Like I

1618
01:49:12,439 --> 01:49:15,680
think I think that's the difference to
me where it's like I didn't necessarily love

1619
01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:18,319
the self aware like oh, the
tutorials bad or whatever in high in Life,

1620
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:21,399
But like I didn't bother me as
much, I think, And again

1621
01:49:21,439 --> 01:49:25,039
I don't want to be mister high
in life depender. I played at that

1622
01:49:25,119 --> 01:49:27,399
one time and did not mind it. I thought it was fine. It

1623
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:30,399
was better than I expect. But
this one, this is trying to like

1624
01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:33,119
tell a story. Like you're in
court and you know, you're in court

1625
01:49:33,199 --> 01:49:36,319
for felony theft, and like for
some reason they've laid out all these photos

1626
01:49:36,399 --> 01:49:40,760
from your life and all this stuff
and you're talking about the judge about your

1627
01:49:40,800 --> 01:49:44,279
shitty life or whatever, and it's
just like but then from the clips I've

1628
01:49:44,279 --> 01:49:45,960
saying and everything, I didn't get
back to the like oh, you know,

1629
01:49:46,039 --> 01:49:48,920
you're traveling back in time to dragons
and shit like that. It's a

1630
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:53,880
lot of just snarky like, Okay, so I'm talking to a magic cuff

1631
01:49:53,960 --> 01:49:57,560
and you're speaking in poems and blah
blah blah. It's like I think about

1632
01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:01,680
in metal you're solid if solids Snake
was like solid at snake. Huh what

1633
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:06,479
a dumb Oh So you're the president
and you're my clone brother whack off motion.

1634
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,640
You know, it's like I would
like, why would I give a

1635
01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:12,600
shit about that story if the characters
don't give a shit about it. Like,

1636
01:50:12,640 --> 01:50:15,600
that's why I like the Austin's blog
post a lot, is because it's

1637
01:50:15,640 --> 01:50:18,439
just like you're making like a mockery
of this universe that you're trying to present

1638
01:50:18,479 --> 01:50:20,880
to people, you know, Right, It's like it's like a friend who

1639
01:50:21,840 --> 01:50:27,239
only uses self deprecating humor. It's
like it can be it can be effective

1640
01:50:27,319 --> 01:50:30,800
when deployed, you know, in
moderation tastefully, but if you do it

1641
01:50:30,880 --> 01:50:34,319
too much, it's like if you
hate yourself this much, then it starts

1642
01:50:34,359 --> 01:50:38,600
to like sink it, Like I'm
going to start to actually dislike you and

1643
01:50:38,720 --> 01:50:41,399
think these things are true, right, or it's like yeah, like a

1644
01:50:41,479 --> 01:50:44,159
person who just like has low self
esteem, right, and you're just like,

1645
01:50:44,239 --> 01:50:46,399
well maybe you do suck y.
Yeah, now I'm just concerned for

1646
01:50:46,479 --> 01:50:50,680
you. Yeah. Maybe that is
like kind of what's happening at some point

1647
01:50:50,840 --> 01:50:57,840
is that the writers were writing this
cheeky dialogue being like, you know,

1648
01:50:57,880 --> 01:50:59,840
I don't know if this game is
going to be any good at all,

1649
01:51:00,119 --> 01:51:03,560
and it actually kind of rubbed off
into the way that we see the game

1650
01:51:04,359 --> 01:51:09,199
because we're like the writers didn't really
think this game was any good, I

1651
01:51:09,279 --> 01:51:13,359
guess did they. Have you seen
the clips people were posting of like the

1652
01:51:13,880 --> 01:51:17,159
bad dialogue example, it's seen a
couple. It's great, it's grating,

1653
01:51:17,319 --> 01:51:21,079
But I will also say there are
some passages in God of War Ragnarok that

1654
01:51:21,119 --> 01:51:28,760
are not that much worse. I
think it's good to compare it to other

1655
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:31,359
ones because this game's getting so much
shit. And I agree with you.

1656
01:51:31,720 --> 01:51:36,439
There was lots of like awkward,
uh dialogue in Gotta War Ragnarok. But

1657
01:51:38,239 --> 01:51:43,000
Gotta War Ragnarok did take itself really
seriously when it talked about the dad and

1658
01:51:43,319 --> 01:51:47,560
like boy dynamic, Like it was
very it was a very serious dynamic about

1659
01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:50,720
whether or not like they were going
to be okay and what happens to like

1660
01:51:50,880 --> 01:51:54,680
the fear of losing a son or
a father and things like that. This

1661
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:59,359
game, I don't know at any
point it felt like she could have she

1662
01:51:59,439 --> 01:52:01,119
could have like woken up on a
futon and been like it was all a

1663
01:52:01,239 --> 01:52:04,960
dream. Like it just never felt
like it was actually invested. Well,

1664
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:09,920
if somebody actually if you get transported
back to crazy Magic Dragon Times or whatever,

1665
01:52:10,039 --> 01:52:11,680
you'd just be like, what the
fuck is going on? Oh my

1666
01:52:11,760 --> 01:52:16,840
god, what the fuck like I
would just heard what is this dragon?

1667
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:23,399
Would you like? Mister Game of
Thrones? All right, shut up,

1668
01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:26,760
I like I want to like.
This is just purely for me, you

1669
01:52:26,840 --> 01:52:30,159
and Mary. But the voice you're
doing with forre spoken is a very specific

1670
01:52:30,239 --> 01:52:35,159
person that you mock and it's really
annoying me. Wait, thinking of this

1671
01:52:35,279 --> 01:52:39,880
person you use that same voice.
This is terrible radio. I know this.

1672
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:42,920
I'm so sorry. No, no, but let's let's let's let's keep

1673
01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:45,279
this going. Give me some hints. Well no, so I give you

1674
01:52:45,319 --> 01:52:48,199
too many hits. That person might
figure it out if they listen to this

1675
01:52:48,720 --> 01:52:53,439
someone we all know. Yeah,
there's one I'm thinking of you you're doing

1676
01:52:53,520 --> 01:52:56,560
the voice. I'm trying to figure
out a hint that would not I'll tell

1677
01:52:56,560 --> 01:53:03,239
you after. I know people,
I'm so different Terribordio. You should you

1678
01:53:03,359 --> 01:53:08,680
should know it'll click. I think
I know. Yeah, that was the

1679
01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:12,279
worst bit for the show ever.
It's not a bit um, but it

1680
01:53:12,399 --> 01:53:15,199
actually is like braiding me because you
use that voice and it makes reminds me

1681
01:53:15,279 --> 01:53:17,920
of this person that I love.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

1682
01:53:19,039 --> 01:53:23,680
Yeah, I don't loathe anybody else. Well a couple of people, um,

1683
01:53:24,319 --> 01:53:27,800
yeah, I don't have any attention
of the I love term my TV,

1684
01:53:28,000 --> 01:53:30,159
I don't have any intention of playing
it. I like the aspects of

1685
01:53:30,199 --> 01:53:34,880
it that seemed like Infamous Infamous three
E. I'm like, Okay, that

1686
01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:39,800
looks super fun, but apparently that
combat doesn't even get that fun until pretty

1687
01:53:39,800 --> 01:53:42,800
far in. That's what I hear. I love good mobility and an open

1688
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:45,319
world and I can look bast a
lot of stuff if it's got that.

1689
01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:47,520
But it's just like, man,
I like, I can't even handle fucking

1690
01:53:47,560 --> 01:53:50,600
Spider Man half the time where he's
just being snarky flying around like it's just

1691
01:53:50,640 --> 01:53:56,680
like, let's like I hate just
that marble snark and like that marble humor

1692
01:53:56,840 --> 01:54:00,560
and it's god damn it. It's
so pervasive now and like you said,

1693
01:54:00,560 --> 01:54:05,239
even it got a word Ragnarock.
So I'm climbing around a magical force that

1694
01:54:05,359 --> 01:54:12,239
I met another giant and I'm it's
fuck yeah, it takes seriously Yeah if

1695
01:54:12,319 --> 01:54:15,279
I if he doesn't count, I
should make every game. Well. Yeah,

1696
01:54:15,319 --> 01:54:19,000
Metal Gear broke the fourth wall in
more like a melodrama way press the

1697
01:54:19,039 --> 01:54:24,399
action button, but it took itself
seriously generally, didn't this story did?

1698
01:54:24,560 --> 01:54:28,159
Yeah? Like when when something shitty
happened, Solid Snake or Big Boss was

1699
01:54:28,199 --> 01:54:30,560
like, oh fuck, you know, like they weren't like, okay,

1700
01:54:30,720 --> 01:54:39,680
Solid is, I'm fighting my elderly
twin brother on top of the looks badass

1701
01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:44,439
sword fight him on top of the
US Treasury building. It's cool, serious

1702
01:54:44,479 --> 01:54:48,840
storytelling, very serious. It's all
Deadpool humor. I'm we seen a second

1703
01:54:48,880 --> 01:54:51,640
of Deadpool, but everything I've heard
about it, it sounds like that is

1704
01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:57,760
like the prototype of like, yeah, okay, he's like up to turn

1705
01:54:57,880 --> 01:55:00,479
up to eleven, but yeah,
um he he's supposed to be so self

1706
01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:04,079
aware that it's funny again. He's
making fun of Marvel, making fun of

1707
01:55:04,399 --> 01:55:08,159
the family guy thing where it's going
on so long it got funny again and

1708
01:55:08,199 --> 01:55:13,640
then it got boring. It's more
like him pointing out how dumb Marvel pointing

1709
01:55:13,680 --> 01:55:16,159
out how dumb it is is.
I don't need that. I don't need

1710
01:55:16,239 --> 01:55:19,239
that, Like I don't think you
like meta whatever, like it's not clever,

1711
01:55:19,800 --> 01:55:26,159
yeah lazy. Um yeah. Well
I should also point out we're recording

1712
01:55:26,239 --> 01:55:30,079
the day that Hi Fi Rush Surprise
released after the Xbox event, the new

1713
01:55:30,119 --> 01:55:35,079
Tango game work game that looks like
Sunset Overdrive meets jet Set Radio but with

1714
01:55:35,479 --> 01:55:40,119
Nine Inch Nails music. Did you
see this today? No? I got

1715
01:55:40,199 --> 01:55:43,399
a code for it and I redeemed
it and I heard people. Yeah,

1716
01:55:43,399 --> 01:55:46,479
it was the Xbox Bethesza event.
Shinji Bakami showed up Tango game work.

1717
01:55:46,560 --> 01:55:49,760
They made well obviously Shinji Bakami of
Resuvable fame, but then they made Evil

1718
01:55:49,800 --> 01:55:53,359
Within, so people are like,
oh, Evil Within three maybe, but

1719
01:55:53,479 --> 01:55:58,560
then sorry, it's Tango U Ghost
Wire Tokyo yes, okay, okay um.

1720
01:56:00,039 --> 01:56:04,680
So they also were like, okay, well now, um we're gonna

1721
01:56:04,720 --> 01:56:10,760
show this new thing. And it's
basically like Sunset Overdrive movement okay, and

1722
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:14,760
like grinding around on stuff. But
it looks like jet Set Radio almost,

1723
01:56:14,840 --> 01:56:17,840
but there's also Nine Inch Nails music
in it. It looks like who knows,

1724
01:56:18,159 --> 01:56:21,680
maybe like I intend on playing it
if not after this recording then tomorrow,

1725
01:56:21,880 --> 01:56:28,159
but actual Nine Inch Nails music or
like inspire almost positive, it's actual,

1726
01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,119
And you know, I really like
Sunset Overdriving. It feel like it's

1727
01:56:30,159 --> 01:56:32,760
kind of just played it agout.
I just played every single game pass.

1728
01:56:32,840 --> 01:56:35,279
Yeah, it's still really fun,
good game. The humor there, though,

1729
01:56:35,399 --> 01:56:40,079
is it's Marvel Humor. But but
yeah, it has a really good

1730
01:56:40,119 --> 01:56:44,800
gameplay mechanic and loop um and travel
is really fun. Yeah. A lot

1731
01:56:44,840 --> 01:56:46,680
of grinding around on rails and power
lines and stuff. Yeah. Yeah,

1732
01:56:46,680 --> 01:56:53,039
that's high rash Insomniac. Did they
make sense? Yeah, they give us

1733
01:56:53,039 --> 01:56:59,279
fun Xbox One launch game. Um
right, yes so and then also tomorrow,

1734
01:56:59,359 --> 01:57:03,560
as of this record, last Thursday, the twenty sixth hit Man Freelancer

1735
01:57:03,640 --> 01:57:06,800
Mode comes out. Still confused about
what it is, but I'm excited.

1736
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:11,359
It was trying so for my understanding, and I think it's live right now.

1737
01:57:11,520 --> 01:57:15,359
Technically I might play that after.
My understanding is they took nineteen locations

1738
01:57:15,399 --> 01:57:19,199
across the trilogy because I think to
prepare for this, they made if you

1739
01:57:19,319 --> 01:57:23,279
wrote an assassination. If you go
by to Hitman three now on marketplaces,

1740
01:57:23,319 --> 01:57:27,039
it's just all three games bundled into
one. If you already owned Hitman three,

1741
01:57:27,079 --> 01:57:30,319
I think you got the first two
games unlocked. I might be messing

1742
01:57:30,399 --> 01:57:31,800
some of that, but that's the
gist of it. But from what I

1743
01:57:31,880 --> 01:57:36,119
understand it, Freelancer Mode, they
took nineteen locations as of now for the

1744
01:57:36,239 --> 01:57:43,640
time being, and your ultimate goal
across a run is to or over time,

1745
01:57:43,760 --> 01:57:48,880
is to kill four elite targets.
But in order to you you do

1746
01:57:49,039 --> 01:57:54,800
not have the backing of the whatever
the organization is, the CIASH organization that

1747
01:57:55,159 --> 01:58:00,199
gives you intel, gives you baseline
supplies. You're on your own. You're

1748
01:58:00,279 --> 01:58:04,560
this freelancer, hence the title.
So in order to get the locations,

1749
01:58:04,760 --> 01:58:09,039
like where are they even, what
map they're even on those four elite people,

1750
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:12,439
to figure out what part of the
map they're out, and which disguise

1751
01:58:12,520 --> 01:58:15,840
would get you there and which weapon
might help you, you need to first

1752
01:58:15,359 --> 01:58:20,680
in like a sort of mercenaries esque
way, like take out very low rung

1753
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:26,840
people on other sort of that's what
you reminded me of. So you're taking

1754
01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:30,039
out like lower rung targets, well
a, you're figuring out who those targets

1755
01:58:30,119 --> 01:58:34,960
even are. Like it's like Berlin
style map across a bunch and I haven't

1756
01:58:34,960 --> 01:58:38,560
played it yet, but based on
I was reading the website today and the

1757
01:58:38,600 --> 01:58:43,119
press release, it sounds like you're
like slowly building up your arsenal, Like

1758
01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:45,479
I don't know if you even have
the piano wire at the very beginning.

1759
01:58:45,920 --> 01:58:49,119
So you're like, oh shit,
okay, I got the location of one

1760
01:58:49,119 --> 01:58:55,439
of the elite people. But they
are deep in the labs on Sapienza.

1761
01:58:55,600 --> 01:58:58,279
So where can I get a hazmat
suit? Oh? Right, they have

1762
01:58:58,399 --> 01:59:01,039
one on Colorado. And this is
you can't You can't just go to Sapienza

1763
01:59:01,119 --> 01:59:03,199
and get it. That's where I'm
confused. I'm like, well, if

1764
01:59:03,199 --> 01:59:06,439
you figure out where they are,
couldn't you get it? So I think

1765
01:59:06,520 --> 01:59:14,520
they're doing some like what's what's the
term randomizer to Okay, But again I

1766
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:16,960
could be watching a lot of this, but I know it involves nineteen A

1767
01:59:17,039 --> 01:59:23,880
locations across the trilogy, and you
are like taking out like almost Shadow of

1768
01:59:23,960 --> 01:59:28,159
Mordorish, like taking out thugs first
to work your way up to high profile

1769
01:59:28,239 --> 01:59:32,319
targets. But you're coming back between
missions and I don't know how the roguelike

1770
01:59:32,359 --> 01:59:36,039
expect kicks and like if you are
to die at once in a mission,

1771
01:59:36,039 --> 01:59:39,720
do you lose everything? It sounds
like you lose a lot if you do,

1772
01:59:40,159 --> 01:59:44,479
and there's like risk rewards stuff.
So in theory, it sounds awesome,

1773
01:59:44,479 --> 01:59:46,159
but I haven't touched it yet.
Um I plan on it, and

1774
01:59:46,199 --> 01:59:49,880
it's a free update. I want
to try this. Yeah, it sounds

1775
01:59:49,880 --> 01:59:53,920
awesome. Like it's funny too,
because I mean, Mary, you've been

1776
01:59:53,920 --> 01:59:58,159
playing a lot of Hitman recently,
and it's in the time when roguelikes are

1777
01:59:58,239 --> 02:00:01,560
just very good most of the time
now, or at least like, sorry,

1778
02:00:01,560 --> 02:00:05,199
I shouldn't say that, but like, rouguelikes are this force. I

1779
02:00:05,439 --> 02:00:11,680
always like, yeah, and I'm
very addictive. There's no feeling like the

1780
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:15,760
feeling that you are in a run
that's taken you hours and at any second

1781
02:00:16,279 --> 02:00:20,000
you could fucking lose it all.
But hit Hitman specifically, like playing through

1782
02:00:20,039 --> 02:00:23,680
those games, I've always thought,
or at least since Hitman two three,

1783
02:00:23,680 --> 02:00:25,760
I'm like, oh, man,
this would work well as a roguelike.

1784
02:00:26,359 --> 02:00:29,680
So now doing that, and I'm
very curious how it's gonna work. Um,

1785
02:00:30,239 --> 02:00:31,720
I don't know if it's live at
midnight or what, but I want

1786
02:00:31,760 --> 02:00:33,920
to try that a sap. I'm
gonna play it tomorrow for sure. That

1787
02:00:34,039 --> 02:00:36,840
sends what you should talk about that
next time. Yeah, so that if

1788
02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:40,319
I rush I want to try.
Both are free if you have game Pass

1789
02:00:40,800 --> 02:00:44,479
or sorry. Hitman is free if
you own the game Hi Fi. Rush

1790
02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:49,760
is free if you have game Pass. Yeah. So Xbox has certain like

1791
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:56,079
visual options and upgrades, but the
one does not have online multiplayer, which

1792
02:00:56,119 --> 02:01:00,840
I would have like online multiplayer but
split screen like shitty ate. Yeah I

1793
02:01:00,840 --> 02:01:05,439
would. Yeah, it's still crazy
that that's finally getting added to um Rare

1794
02:01:05,479 --> 02:01:09,520
Replay now. Yeah, I think
that's cool. I'll play it on an

1795
02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:12,039
Xbox just to get the chimns in
Golden Eye. That sounds fun to me.

1796
02:01:13,239 --> 02:01:16,279
That was fun, um watching you
play on double O seven difficulty.

1797
02:01:17,520 --> 02:01:21,159
Yeah, another Friday. Yeah,
yeah thing. Yeah, that's the only

1798
02:01:21,239 --> 02:01:25,119
time I've ever done it that way. Yeah, that was fun. But

1799
02:01:25,239 --> 02:01:29,319
yeah, so I'll play those two
games before then. And then there's actually

1800
02:01:29,399 --> 02:01:33,119
kind of a bunch of like medium
profile stuff on the horizon. There's Atomic

1801
02:01:33,239 --> 02:01:41,920
Heart that like military shooter set in
like a Soviet city. There's Wild Hearts

1802
02:01:42,079 --> 02:01:46,199
coming up that's like EA Omega the
developer Omega and published by EA, their

1803
02:01:46,239 --> 02:01:56,439
take on Monster Hunter but Japanese like
Beautiful Japan. Um. There is deliver

1804
02:01:56,600 --> 02:02:00,960
Us Mars, which I think is
a sequel um It's like open world puzzle

1805
02:02:01,079 --> 02:02:05,680
like they're describing it like tomb Rader
on Mars, but based on what I've

1806
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:13,079
seen it doesn't. I'm not optimistic
about it. And there's one more thing.

1807
02:02:13,239 --> 02:02:15,840
It's tomb Rader proper been dead for
a while. Was that last one,

1808
02:02:15,960 --> 02:02:21,079
Shadowed the tomb Rader, Yeah,
two thousand and nineteen. I feel

1809
02:02:21,159 --> 02:02:27,399
like I feel like it's been ten
years since I've experienced the fun of a

1810
02:02:28,359 --> 02:02:31,880
of an old school tomb Raider.
I want to Yeah, I really like

1811
02:02:32,439 --> 02:02:36,079
Rise, the second one. I
think that was the one. I liked

1812
02:02:36,079 --> 02:02:39,560
the reboot and I liked Rise.
I don't know if I've played the role

1813
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:43,840
of Shadow Shadow Shadow went really hard
on like, oh, we need big

1814
02:02:44,039 --> 02:02:46,079
hub areas. I was like,
it's like, that's not what I was

1815
02:02:46,119 --> 02:02:49,560
playing these two. There are these
games, Um yeah, but yeah,

1816
02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:54,039
so we'll have those to talk about
next episode. Nice. I think that's

1817
02:02:54,399 --> 02:02:57,439
is that all the games? Anything
else? Guys? What I touch on

1818
02:02:58,680 --> 02:03:02,119
cool sounds any game very lightly And
I'm probably gonna butcher the way you say

1819
02:03:02,159 --> 02:03:04,520
the name, but I think it's
called Chia. You play a lot of

1820
02:03:04,560 --> 02:03:11,079
games that are like not immediately pronounced
pronounceable, I know, and that's terrible

1821
02:03:11,119 --> 02:03:18,760
for me. So uh huh,
all right, um, it's early.

1822
02:03:19,239 --> 02:03:26,640
I think it's alpha. This game
is uh a kind of an open world

1823
02:03:27,319 --> 02:03:30,560
physics sandbox game right where you can
like run around. But what's cool about

1824
02:03:30,600 --> 02:03:34,119
it is that you can put your
soul into shit. So you can like

1825
02:03:34,319 --> 02:03:38,520
see a turtle on the beach.
You could be like soul and then you

1826
02:03:38,560 --> 02:03:41,159
could like be the turtle. And
you could see like a chair and you

1827
02:03:41,199 --> 02:03:44,199
could be like soul and then you
could be the chair. Is this I

1828
02:03:44,359 --> 02:03:47,199
remember that game Everything? Oh yeah, where you could be like I'm the

1829
02:03:47,279 --> 02:03:50,199
shark, I'm the tree, I'm
the planet, I'm everything. Right,

1830
02:03:50,479 --> 02:03:55,039
that was a gimmick there, right. This does have that similar gimmick.

1831
02:03:55,079 --> 02:04:00,960
I forgot about that. This game
has, Like I think it's like I

1832
02:04:00,039 --> 02:04:06,039
think it's loosely like trying to be
uh well, I don't think it's trying

1833
02:04:06,079 --> 02:04:12,479
to be I think it's it is
loosely based off of like either the people

1834
02:04:12,520 --> 02:04:16,239
who made this game like grew up
in an environment like this, and so

1835
02:04:16,399 --> 02:04:21,439
it's not literally based on these same
people, but it is heavily inspired by

1836
02:04:21,479 --> 02:04:26,119
these people. So you were like
an island kid, you're definitely like learning

1837
02:04:26,159 --> 02:04:30,560
from the island people. You're learning
from the land. I thought it was

1838
02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:33,840
interesting and one of like this scenes, one of the people on the island

1839
02:04:33,960 --> 02:04:38,840
was playing music and you play along
and it gives you these like little blurbs

1840
02:04:39,000 --> 02:04:42,199
to when to play music. And
then it had this sign that goes,

1841
02:04:42,960 --> 02:04:44,920
you know, you can try and
play it on the beat, but you

1842
02:04:45,000 --> 02:04:47,720
also cannot because it's music, so
like you know, go go nuts.

1843
02:04:47,840 --> 02:04:53,279
And I was just like playing my
little bongas as I wanted to, because

1844
02:04:53,560 --> 02:04:57,199
that's true. Like it's such a
funny little anecdote, which was just like

1845
02:04:57,279 --> 02:04:59,760
it's music, so like you know, you can't really go wrong, so

1846
02:05:00,119 --> 02:05:03,319
just enjoy yourself, bud. And
I was like playing music and enjoying learning

1847
02:05:03,399 --> 02:05:06,279
from these like different people that I
was meeting on the island. Um.

1848
02:05:06,880 --> 02:05:12,600
It's very cute concept, but it's
very early, so you know, there's

1849
02:05:12,640 --> 02:05:15,159
like some bugs. Not everything worked
the way. It needs to cook a

1850
02:05:15,239 --> 02:05:19,119
little longer. But I like the
idea of it, not just the soul

1851
02:05:19,199 --> 02:05:24,800
swap, but of kind of being
a little scamp on an island and learning

1852
02:05:24,880 --> 02:05:29,640
from island people and they're they're different, you know worldviews. Also, there's

1853
02:05:29,640 --> 02:05:32,760
just a lot in the game,
um boating, climbing, Um, you

1854
02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:38,399
can pare, you have a glider, which I think is fun, swim

1855
02:05:38,720 --> 02:05:42,359
and collect items. There's a lot
to do. Yeah, I've been a

1856
02:05:42,439 --> 02:05:45,319
scamp on an island with a glider. The sounds glider. Yeah, the

1857
02:05:45,439 --> 02:05:48,680
climbing with a with a limit.
Right. It even has like I think

1858
02:05:48,720 --> 02:05:51,560
a circle of like how long you
can climb, same thing for how long

1859
02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:57,920
you can swim and be underwater?
For everything you can? Now when did

1860
02:05:57,960 --> 02:06:00,760
they show this? Was it like
an epic game showcase or something? But

1861
02:06:00,920 --> 02:06:05,039
it definitely was showcased early. But
I think it needs more time in the

1862
02:06:05,119 --> 02:06:09,439
oven, Like there's no question that
it's not ready. But like I enjoyed

1863
02:06:09,560 --> 02:06:13,319
my alpha playthroom, So that's all
I have to say about it. I'm

1864
02:06:14,119 --> 02:06:17,279
I'll have more to say when the
game actually comes out. It's pretty satch.

1865
02:06:18,720 --> 02:06:23,399
It is pretty satch. I think
that is fair. It is very

1866
02:06:24,159 --> 02:06:30,640
uh yeah, millennials. It's going
on in this photo? Why is one

1867
02:06:30,680 --> 02:06:34,600
of her eyes lime green glowing neon? That's her soul trying to escape her

1868
02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:38,840
body and getting to the body of
a nearby dove. My soul tries to

1869
02:06:38,960 --> 02:06:47,359
escape through my dick. You guys
want to do emails, all right,

1870
02:06:48,039 --> 02:06:51,640
I gotta get into emails. But
first Dan tell people what they can do

1871
02:06:51,800 --> 02:06:57,399
on Spotify. Go to Spotify.
We all got the Spotify. You just

1872
02:06:57,479 --> 02:07:00,880
heard for fire Escape Cast. I
think it'll probably tell you podcasts and music

1873
02:07:00,960 --> 02:07:02,039
all that. You will know it
when you see it. If you listen

1874
02:07:02,079 --> 02:07:05,439
to this podcast, play it.
Do the five stars good thing for us.

1875
02:07:05,840 --> 02:07:10,079
If you don't like the podcast,
you don't want to give it five

1876
02:07:10,119 --> 02:07:14,359
stars, then Max show you can
throw your stars that way. Um yeah,

1877
02:07:14,439 --> 02:07:15,560
we always say kind of funny.
You know they probably got like six

1878
02:07:15,640 --> 02:07:18,119
different podcasts, you know, go
with that. That's fine. Yeah,

1879
02:07:18,399 --> 02:07:21,399
G four is probably no, they
don't have one. Um, you know

1880
02:07:21,479 --> 02:07:25,960
there's any number podcasts, uh,
just not ours. Can you give us

1881
02:07:26,039 --> 02:07:32,920
the five more stars? More likely
that will surface on certain discovery pages.

1882
02:07:33,520 --> 02:07:41,880
More money, which means more cool
in person bonus stuff. It's for your

1883
02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:47,560
own good patre dot com, slash
fire Escape or firescapecast dot com. You

1884
02:07:47,680 --> 02:07:50,079
enjoined our game of the year and
you want to see more stuff like that?

1885
02:07:50,520 --> 02:07:56,399
Uh money a ton literally paid for
it. So yes, yes,

1886
02:07:56,479 --> 02:08:00,439
we put your money back into production, goes back into the show because we

1887
02:08:00,560 --> 02:08:03,279
love doing it and we want sure
we would keep doing it. I'm can

1888
02:08:03,399 --> 02:08:09,760
I look forward to recording this money, just some of it. Everything I've

1889
02:08:09,800 --> 02:08:18,279
been embezzling from fire escape. Oh
my god, strings. You know what's

1890
02:08:18,319 --> 02:08:22,840
funny? You make Danny beg me
for money. Mike's always saying like,

1891
02:08:22,000 --> 02:08:24,600
oh wait, this is a you
know, this is a decent month,

1892
02:08:24,680 --> 02:08:26,960
and it's like he could be like, this is a really bad month.

1893
02:08:28,039 --> 02:08:33,239
Guy. Sorry, but I do
not look at our books. They are

1894
02:08:33,359 --> 02:08:39,279
cooked as a Christmas goose. Um. But anyway, emails you could write

1895
02:08:39,319 --> 02:08:43,039
into. I almost just gave my
personal email like it was on the tip

1896
02:08:43,039 --> 02:08:46,319
of my tongue. No you can, I don't. I think I just

1897
02:08:46,479 --> 02:08:50,920
like ever, like you didn't realize
you saw something, but you did,

1898
02:08:50,079 --> 02:08:52,600
and you're trying to look around where
you saw it, like a sign on

1899
02:08:52,640 --> 02:08:56,319
the highway. Anyway, Firescape cast
at gmail dot com. You can write

1900
02:08:56,319 --> 02:09:01,319
into fire Escape Pass at gmail dot
com. Questions comments can earns corrections the

1901
02:09:01,399 --> 02:09:03,439
ladder of which I never read,
but I do want to hear them about

1902
02:09:03,479 --> 02:09:09,920
our conversation about Egypt and as it
relates to uh, Greece in Rome and

1903
02:09:11,079 --> 02:09:13,800
Cleopatra with the snake care know each
other? Yeah? Were they the same

1904
02:09:13,880 --> 02:09:18,680
time? Quite a long overlap?
Yep? Okay? Were they at war

1905
02:09:18,800 --> 02:09:22,920
several times? Yeah? They butted
heads? Who is the Rome guy?

1906
02:09:22,960 --> 02:09:26,199
If Caesar was Grease, who was
a Greek guy. I don't know.

1907
02:09:26,880 --> 02:09:33,239
I mean there were a lot of
Caesar's Spartacus. Uh no, I think

1908
02:09:33,239 --> 02:09:37,279
Spartacus is fictional. Oh real?
Uh fire Escape cast at gmail dot com.

1909
02:09:37,880 --> 02:09:46,720
We have from about Lincoln. What
was he doing? Background? Okay,

1910
02:09:48,119 --> 02:09:50,359
you brought up a president. We
know who you really want to talk

1911
02:09:50,399 --> 02:09:56,119
about. That's your trojan horse into
talking about Lincoln. Nice, all right,

1912
02:09:56,319 --> 02:10:01,560
get to it. Okay, she's
not gonna talk about Nick all right.

1913
02:10:03,520 --> 02:10:11,479
First one from Bianca. Uh yeah, okay. This one doesn't say

1914
02:10:11,720 --> 02:10:16,479
hello, it just gets right into
it. It makes more sense now that

1915
02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:20,439
Dennis told us she's I read this
before Dan told us what he was doing

1916
02:10:20,640 --> 02:10:26,319
over the weekend from Bianca. When
Dan returned home, he described the sounds

1917
02:10:26,840 --> 02:10:31,760
he heard at night as hyenas and
coyotes. He was surprised to learn that

1918
02:10:31,920 --> 02:10:37,439
he Anda's aren't typically found in New
York or North America in general, this

1919
02:10:37,640 --> 02:10:41,920
hemisphere. I don't think. He
continued to tell me about the church Cheetah

1920
02:10:41,319 --> 02:10:48,159
Bianca. I'm pretty sure hyenas are
specifically Africa. I didn't know that.

1921
02:10:48,880 --> 02:10:52,760
Now I'm curious. I mean,
I know they're at least Africa, where

1922
02:10:52,800 --> 02:10:56,399
are hyenas? I was in a
cabin laugh it was late, and I

1923
02:10:56,560 --> 02:11:01,680
heard crazy. It sounded like monkeys
at or in a Planet Earth episode or

1924
02:11:01,720 --> 02:11:03,199
something. But I knew it couldn't
be monkeys, because that'd be ridiculous.

1925
02:11:03,239 --> 02:11:07,560
There's not monkeys just running around.
The catskills and you know. So I

1926
02:11:07,640 --> 02:11:13,720
went out there and it was just
crazy, just like what he said,

1927
02:11:13,760 --> 02:11:16,399
the same sounds, and I was
like, oh fuck, there's like some

1928
02:11:16,600 --> 02:11:18,680
warring packs of hyenas in the middle
of the night and the catskills here.

1929
02:11:20,199 --> 02:11:22,800
And I was like, but so
I just mentioned it's like, oh yeah,

1930
02:11:22,800 --> 02:11:24,760
it was like hyenas or coyotes or
something or Bob gats. I don't

1931
02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:28,680
know what the bucket is. And
then she laughed at the hyena's part,

1932
02:11:28,279 --> 02:11:33,760
and apparently, to my knowledge based
on her laughter, hyenas are not found

1933
02:11:35,079 --> 02:11:39,479
here, correct, correct, not
in the western hemisphere at all. Okay,

1934
02:11:39,600 --> 02:11:41,159
I was right in Africa, but
they can also go toward India,

1935
02:11:41,800 --> 02:11:46,479
okay. And so the church Cheetah, I just kind of realized that I

1936
02:11:46,680 --> 02:11:50,760
don't really know, there's like a
class of animal. I don't think I

1937
02:11:50,800 --> 02:11:54,479
understand. This came up today I
was recording a demodist thing with Jeff Grubb

1938
02:11:54,760 --> 02:12:01,119
and they were showing a raccoon at
a live action rack, and I didn't

1939
02:12:01,119 --> 02:12:03,319
know. I called it like a
hyena or a cheetah or something like.

1940
02:12:03,600 --> 02:12:07,399
I think just animals that have pointy
ears and run around the four legs and

1941
02:12:07,439 --> 02:12:11,039
have tails. I get confused if
they're not like housecats. And so the

1942
02:12:11,159 --> 02:12:15,800
church cheetah thing, raccoon, it's
not a cat, that's the thing.

1943
02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:18,760
I don't know. I don't know
what's what. Actually, if you police

1944
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:24,039
line up all I can point it
out, like that's a raccoon, the

1945
02:12:24,199 --> 02:12:28,560
church cheetah. I was reviewing Modern
Warfare three, uh, the you know

1946
02:12:28,720 --> 02:12:33,159
old one, and so Game in
Forma. I got flown out to fucking

1947
02:12:33,319 --> 02:12:35,279
some press event things, so I
was the only one who got to see

1948
02:12:35,279 --> 02:12:37,600
it, so no one a Game
in Former could like fact check me on

1949
02:12:37,680 --> 02:12:39,760
this. But I was talking about
how crazy the campaign was, and I

1950
02:12:39,840 --> 02:12:43,680
was like, yeah, it's typical
over the top call of duty stuff or

1951
02:12:43,720 --> 02:12:46,560
whatever. Like. At one point
I was in a church and I got

1952
02:12:46,600 --> 02:12:48,439
attacked by a cheetah and I had
to shoot it in the head. A

1953
02:12:48,479 --> 02:12:50,760
bunch of times. There was like
a quick time event where had to shoot

1954
02:12:50,840 --> 02:12:54,039
this cheetah on the head a bunch
of times. And I wrote that in

1955
02:12:54,079 --> 02:12:58,159
the review and it went to the
proof reading process and Joe Juba was like

1956
02:12:58,880 --> 02:13:01,319
me, Dan, are you sure
that it was the cheetah? And I

1957
02:13:01,439 --> 02:13:03,560
was like, yeah, like a
cheetah like burst in the church door and

1958
02:13:03,600 --> 02:13:07,119
you gotta like blow his brains out. And he's like, it's cheetah and

1959
02:13:07,159 --> 02:13:11,239
it's like aggressively like attacking you and
stuff like yeah, I think so,

1960
02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:13,880
and he just kept questioning me.
I don't know why he thought that was

1961
02:13:13,920 --> 02:13:16,479
impossible. I would imagine a cheat
that could attack something. Um, but

1962
02:13:16,600 --> 02:13:18,920
it was about to go to print
and then Joji but I don't know if

1963
02:13:18,960 --> 02:13:22,600
he like contacted activision or whatever he
wanted to pack check it. It turns

1964
02:13:22,600 --> 02:13:26,800
out it was a hyena, And
so I confused a hyena and a cheetah.

1965
02:13:26,800 --> 02:13:31,119
Well, have you seen the Lion
King? Yeahs are those like evil

1966
02:13:31,199 --> 02:13:37,680
twins that are like Hyena's laugh,
I get that, but like Hyena's cheetahs,

1967
02:13:37,840 --> 02:13:43,319
wolves, coyotes, big dogs,
some cats like panthers, yeah,

1968
02:13:43,399 --> 02:13:48,600
bobcats, Yeah, I don't I
can't tell all those apart I'm not get

1969
02:13:48,680 --> 02:13:50,119
that. I know, boon,
I don't know what the fuck like I

1970
02:13:52,000 --> 02:13:54,520
confronted with this, No, yeah, I'm not an expert. I definitely

1971
02:13:54,560 --> 02:14:01,079
still would have laughed along with Bianco
and you said hyenas specifically, because hyenas's

1972
02:14:01,199 --> 02:14:03,520
impossible. Is it impossible that I
was in the catskills and there were some

1973
02:14:03,720 --> 02:14:07,840
gangs of hyenas fighting. I'm pretty
sure it's impossible. Like I can't imagine

1974
02:14:07,920 --> 02:14:15,600
literally impossible, well not literally situation
where they drop in a bunch of hyenas,

1975
02:14:15,600 --> 02:14:18,479
but it would be it wouldn't be
found here. Yeah, if someone's

1976
02:14:18,520 --> 02:14:22,840
parachuting families of hyenas into the catskills, then it's not impossible. But but

1977
02:14:22,960 --> 02:14:30,039
that's artificial. Yeah, what's the
naturally what if in Pangaea Days, if

1978
02:14:30,119 --> 02:14:35,359
a bunch of hyenas, No,
I get where you're going here, that

1979
02:14:35,439 --> 02:14:37,159
happened, That's happened with a lot
of animals, But like, if they

1980
02:14:37,199 --> 02:14:39,560
were small enough numbers, they would
have died off by now. So maybe

1981
02:14:39,560 --> 02:14:43,680
they were true like six hyenas and
the Pangaea Days were like let's go northwest

1982
02:14:43,760 --> 02:14:48,720
here and they wound up on this
continent. It's possible they've just been roving

1983
02:14:48,760 --> 02:14:54,760
around right well, and again that
depends on again Pangaea days that they would

1984
02:14:54,800 --> 02:14:58,520
have if they didn't survive the environment, they wouldn't have evolved to survive,

1985
02:14:58,600 --> 02:15:01,880
and they die out and be extinct. Who knows, really tough though,

1986
02:15:01,840 --> 02:15:07,000
I don't know enough to refute this, but it sounds wrong. So it's

1987
02:15:07,239 --> 02:15:09,760
unlikely but not impossible that I heard
about jo hyena's last night. Um,

1988
02:15:11,880 --> 02:15:15,000
I don't know. Let me.
It's sounded fucking crazy. It's coyotes,

1989
02:15:15,119 --> 02:15:18,600
man, They're fucking weird kyotes howling. This was like no, no,

1990
02:15:18,720 --> 02:15:22,239
no, no, no, no, no, coyotes do like these high

1991
02:15:22,239 --> 02:15:26,760
pitched barks. They they're dogs,
many they're wild dogs. How big are

1992
02:15:26,760 --> 02:15:31,239
there? Are they like like horses? Like? No, no, are

1993
02:15:31,279 --> 02:15:35,319
you an elden ring? I was
thrown off because I set the thing forever

1994
02:15:35,439 --> 02:15:37,640
going giant bomb where I said I
could beat a wolf in a fight.

1995
02:15:37,800 --> 02:15:39,920
You know me, wolves were like
a billion times bigger than I thought,

1996
02:15:39,960 --> 02:15:45,760
So maybe I'm off wolves big,
but they're not as big as horses,

1997
02:15:45,800 --> 02:15:50,520
but they are big. Hyenas are
like I'm trying to think of a domestic

1998
02:15:50,640 --> 02:15:54,720
dog that size. Are they bigger
than cats. Yeah, well domestic housecats.

1999
02:15:54,840 --> 02:15:58,479
Yeah, but the animals can be
sucked up looking like copies. You

2000
02:15:58,600 --> 02:16:03,840
like, they're shaped, but from
what I would compare the size of a

2001
02:16:03,880 --> 02:16:09,279
coyote the size of a fox.
No, little, there's maybe a little

2002
02:16:09,520 --> 02:16:11,600
little bigger, probably a little.
Boxes are tiny. I've seen foxes in

2003
02:16:11,640 --> 02:16:15,800
my backyard. Yeah, true,
No, foxes are small, bigger than

2004
02:16:15,880 --> 02:16:20,720
bigger than a fox, but smaller
than a wolf. What about a dog?

2005
02:16:20,840 --> 02:16:24,039
What about like my like razors gizmo, bigger than a coyote? No,

2006
02:16:24,479 --> 02:16:26,119
no, no, no, no, okay, no coyotes. I'm

2007
02:16:26,159 --> 02:16:33,079
trying to think of a domestic dog. Tokyotes are probably like labrador size.

2008
02:16:33,200 --> 02:16:35,920
I've seen them several times. They're
not. They can be small though,

2009
02:16:37,120 --> 02:16:41,680
because if they don't like eat a
lot, they're skinny little shits and they're

2010
02:16:41,680 --> 02:16:45,159
just eating. Oh Dan, okay, Dan here, actually googled it.

2011
02:16:45,280 --> 02:16:48,040
They'll eat your cats. That's what
they do. Everybody who knows if your

2012
02:16:48,120 --> 02:16:52,840
cat gets out and you don't see
it. No more. This is actually

2013
02:16:52,879 --> 02:16:54,639
really funny, Dan, look up
hyen is. When you get the chance.

2014
02:16:54,680 --> 02:17:00,760
They are odd looking. They have
like maple leaf shaped years. Okay.

2015
02:17:01,120 --> 02:17:05,120
North America used this is a headline
from Smithsonian maag dot com, So

2016
02:17:05,239 --> 02:17:09,520
you know it's official. North America
used to have its very own hyena.

2017
02:17:09,200 --> 02:17:13,360
These giggly beasts didn't just roam Africa
in the Middle East. They were right

2018
02:17:13,360 --> 02:17:18,479
here in our backyard. But this
was the as recently as the Plio scene

2019
02:17:18,559 --> 02:17:22,719
era. When was that? The
fucking pictures hyena? I need scale though,

2020
02:17:22,760 --> 02:17:26,799
Put me a hyena next to a
fucking quarter or something like hyena first

2021
02:17:26,840 --> 02:17:30,200
scale. Okay, I really have
no sense of how big they are.

2022
02:17:30,239 --> 02:17:33,719
Oh wait, ear scale? What
the fuck? No, they're huge?

2023
02:17:33,959 --> 02:17:41,520
Are they really? Oh? My
god? Picture? Okay, they lived

2024
02:17:41,559 --> 02:17:45,000
in the North America until the early
plant plus the scene when was that?

2025
02:17:46,360 --> 02:17:50,559
Freak? Wolves have been considered the
likeliest explanation for sightings of modern America hyenas.

2026
02:17:52,639 --> 02:17:56,120
How big a hyena is? How
big are hyena? You're gonna have

2027
02:17:56,120 --> 02:18:03,040
a bunch of weird scale photos here. This one makes them fifty nine inches

2028
02:18:03,239 --> 02:18:07,440
Jesus hyena versus wolf size. The
hyena and the wolf are very similar in

2029
02:18:07,559 --> 02:18:11,799
terms of their size. Okay,
they're huge, they are large. They

2030
02:18:11,879 --> 02:18:16,000
can weigh up to one hundred and
ninety pounds, But those are that's like

2031
02:18:16,280 --> 02:18:20,000
not normal. I spotted hyena.
Spotted hyenas are smaller. I went to

2032
02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:22,000
a wolf kill. No, no, no, no, no no sorry.

2033
02:18:22,000 --> 02:18:26,200
We were talking about coyotes northwest,
and they are. We were talking

2034
02:18:26,200 --> 02:18:31,239
about the size of coyotes though,
let me look at it yet fox sized

2035
02:18:31,360 --> 02:18:35,159
they were. Now we're talking about
most adults are about forty eight sixty inches

2036
02:18:35,239 --> 02:18:41,639
long. Okay, Well, these
kids, like if I if a coyote

2037
02:18:41,760 --> 02:18:46,040
was in my backyard, hey,
get out of here. Would it kill

2038
02:18:46,079 --> 02:18:48,920
me? No? They're pretty skittish. From everything I understand. They kill

2039
02:18:50,000 --> 02:18:52,159
they can. I have a friend
whose house gat got killed by a coyote.

2040
02:18:52,639 --> 02:18:54,559
But they wouldn't. They'd run away
from me. They wouldn't, just

2041
02:18:54,639 --> 02:19:00,120
fairly, I think, so I
wouldn't test it. But yeah, three

2042
02:19:00,159 --> 02:19:03,639
feet long, two feet tall,
that's not that big. Okay, So

2043
02:19:03,760 --> 02:19:07,040
coyotes are kind of tiny, Like
you could probably beat a coyote in a

2044
02:19:07,120 --> 02:19:09,280
fight. I could be wrong,
I don't know. But a wolf no,

2045
02:19:11,959 --> 02:19:15,079
no, not wolves ever since I
saw pictures of wolves there. But

2046
02:19:15,159 --> 02:19:18,959
also there's always like seven wolves.
It's not never just one. That's right,

2047
02:19:18,159 --> 02:19:28,120
ring fuck that wolf pack? Oh
uh, thank you bianca Um again

2048
02:19:28,479 --> 02:19:33,680
Fireskift cast at gmail dot com for
corrections that I will routinely. I have.

2049
02:19:33,920 --> 02:19:37,639
I have a filter that sees the
word correction and then just puts in

2050
02:19:37,719 --> 02:19:39,840
the trash. It's just the word, actually, and it just filters out.

2051
02:19:41,639 --> 02:19:46,719
It's the word Mike, idiot,
completely misleading. I heard you say

2052
02:19:46,799 --> 02:19:56,040
this filter trash immediately fum. All
right, thank you, Bank Church Cheetahs.

2053
02:19:56,159 --> 02:20:00,959
You can't prove it was bob Ba. I'm going to read this one

2054
02:20:01,000 --> 02:20:05,959
because this one I just put in
completely selfishly, because it's kind of a

2055
02:20:05,040 --> 02:20:07,639
suite. I don't know if you
guys remember I talked about Gus and I

2056
02:20:07,760 --> 02:20:11,360
at the Polar Bears at the Central
Park Zoo that I saw when I was

2057
02:20:11,719 --> 02:20:16,760
nine, and then also when I
came back when I was twelve, I

2058
02:20:16,879 --> 02:20:20,600
got an email about that. I
also said both of them died. But

2059
02:20:20,680 --> 02:20:22,120
anyway, good evening, Fire Escape
Crew. First, you were a great

2060
02:20:22,159 --> 02:20:24,639
listen for my long commutes, and
I love your banter. Thank you.

2061
02:20:26,319 --> 02:20:28,639
Second, my wife and I are
lifelong zookeepers, and not only was I

2062
02:20:28,719 --> 02:20:33,200
thrilled to hear you speak so positively
about zoos, but Mike also mentioned Gus

2063
02:20:33,280 --> 02:20:35,319
and Ida at the Central Park Zoo. My wife and I met while working

2064
02:20:35,399 --> 02:20:39,520
at the Central Park Zoo and both
were there when they passed away. The

2065
02:20:39,600 --> 02:20:43,040
outpouring of compassion from the community at
the time was amazing to see as many

2066
02:20:43,079 --> 02:20:46,000
people sent or brought flowers and we
left them outside their habitat at the zoo.

2067
02:20:46,399 --> 02:20:50,040
It is entirely possible that one of
the days Mike saw them at the

2068
02:20:50,120 --> 02:20:52,559
zoo playing with their toys. They
were put into the exhibit by my wife,

2069
02:20:52,719 --> 02:20:56,920
and that it is and has always
been our mission to not only educate

2070
02:20:56,959 --> 02:20:58,319
and bring joy to the public,
but give the best possible care and enrich

2071
02:20:58,360 --> 02:21:01,360
these animals lives as best we can. We are now zoo keepers living in

2072
02:21:01,399 --> 02:21:03,520
New Orleans. I would love to
see your show. Make it down this

2073
02:21:03,600 --> 02:21:07,000
way. Keep up the good work, too, lifelong zookeepers. Oh my

2074
02:21:07,120 --> 02:21:11,079
god, God, I love New
Orleans. I'll be at the New Orleans

2075
02:21:11,200 --> 02:21:13,719
Zoo in May if you happen to
be working in the New Orleans Zoo.

2076
02:21:13,879 --> 02:21:16,920
I've been there before. It's a
great zoo. It's awesome and there for

2077
02:21:16,959 --> 02:21:22,360
a honeymoon. Why are you zoo? It's my fifth trip to New Orleans.

2078
02:21:22,399 --> 02:21:24,799
I just love it and we've got
some friends together and we're going to

2079
02:21:24,879 --> 02:21:28,079
do a New Orleans trip and one
of the days we're talking about doing a

2080
02:21:28,200 --> 02:21:33,879
zoo thing the awesome Yeah right in
again. Please if hey we get to

2081
02:21:33,879 --> 02:21:35,760
hang out as animals and take some
like that, that sounds great. Uh

2082
02:21:37,040 --> 02:21:39,399
yeah, May Memorial Day weekend,
I'll be in the and yeah, that

2083
02:21:39,440 --> 02:21:43,799
sounds awesome. Yeah, that's crazy
that I was there at the same time.

2084
02:21:43,840 --> 02:21:46,559
I remember Gussneida miss him. Um
oh well, thank you. Good

2085
02:21:46,639 --> 02:21:52,280
to the zoo zoos I've been.
I love New Orleans as well. I

2086
02:21:52,360 --> 02:21:56,559
have so many good memories there,
but I don't think I've ever been to

2087
02:21:56,639 --> 02:21:58,239
the New Orleans. It's a great
zoo. Do it. Take a day

2088
02:21:58,360 --> 02:22:01,840
and just walked on Magazine Street and
all the cool little shops and everything wind

2089
02:22:01,959 --> 02:22:05,760
up at the zoo there and then
there's a great diner not far from there

2090
02:22:05,079 --> 02:22:09,159
bank and I had an amazing day. That makes me happy. Get some

2091
02:22:09,280 --> 02:22:16,959
prolins at a little shop. It's
man New Orleans. Ohe yes, you

2092
02:22:18,000 --> 02:22:22,920
guys, is that is Prowlins.
It was New Orleans. You say prowlin.

2093
02:22:22,040 --> 02:22:26,040
I've always said pray lining, but
I was very much informed by someone

2094
02:22:26,040 --> 02:22:31,559
who would know that you say prolins
when you're in Okay, good to know,

2095
02:22:31,920 --> 02:22:33,159
um Dan, do you want to
read this? Last? This question?

2096
02:22:33,600 --> 02:22:37,000
This is actually a question, Hi
fire Escape crew. I know twenty

2097
02:22:37,079 --> 02:22:41,520
twenty three has been treating you well
so far. I've primarily been a console

2098
02:22:41,559 --> 02:22:43,280
game or my whole life, but
the PS five and Series X are starting

2099
02:22:43,319 --> 02:22:46,840
to have games with lower performance and
or resolutions than I'd prefer this point in

2100
02:22:46,840 --> 02:22:50,639
their cycle. I feel that's going
to be the case even more so going

2101
02:22:50,719 --> 02:22:54,520
forward. Since graphic card prices had
finally come down to reasonable prices after cryptocurrency

2102
02:22:54,600 --> 02:22:58,760
crashed earlier in the year, I
decided to pull the trigger and build a

2103
02:22:58,799 --> 02:23:01,840
gaming PC myself over the holidays.
I was super apprehensive since I've never met,

2104
02:23:03,239 --> 02:23:05,280
never spent this much money on a
non essential thing like this, But

2105
02:23:05,399 --> 02:23:07,760
after having it for a few weeks, I can definitely say I'm happy with

2106
02:23:07,840 --> 02:23:11,280
it and I'm glad I took that
chance. Do any of you have a

2107
02:23:11,319 --> 02:23:16,959
similar experience with being nervous about buying
a luxury item, gaming related or not,

2108
02:23:16,479 --> 02:23:20,280
but are really glad you did so. Thanks for everything you guys do.

2109
02:23:20,479 --> 02:23:24,959
Justin p there is no question that
a Steam deck is a luxury item

2110
02:23:24,000 --> 02:23:28,559
and is not necessary, and I
fucking love my steam Deck. It's worth

2111
02:23:28,719 --> 02:23:33,040
every penny. Is so awesome to
have a portable computer. I love my

2112
02:23:33,200 --> 02:23:37,840
steam Deck. I take it with
me everywhere I go. It's more important

2113
02:23:37,879 --> 02:23:41,520
to me than a wallet. It
has been the greatest gift. And I

2114
02:23:41,680 --> 02:23:46,879
think it's unnecessary. I say it's
luxury in the sense that it's absolutely unnecessary.

2115
02:23:46,360 --> 02:23:52,239
But my god, do I love
my steam I mean doing my PCU

2116
02:23:52,680 --> 02:23:58,959
during COVID was also the same thing, pretty nerve wracking. But this is

2117
02:23:58,040 --> 02:24:03,399
a bit different, but two things. Most of my life, I was

2118
02:24:03,479 --> 02:24:09,639
always afraid to have nice sunglasses,
expensive ones, because I was like,

2119
02:24:09,719 --> 02:24:13,520
oh, I'll lose these and it
will be way more sunken cost. However,

2120
02:24:13,639 --> 02:24:18,239
it was the flip. It was
the reverse, where it's because they're

2121
02:24:18,280 --> 02:24:20,959
expensive and nice, I took way
better care of them. Yes, that,

2122
02:24:22,159 --> 02:24:24,520
and I have a nice pen the
same thing, because it's a nice

2123
02:24:24,559 --> 02:24:26,559
pen. It was a gift.
The pen was a gift, so it

2124
02:24:26,600 --> 02:24:30,559
doesn't really apply. But like,
because it's a very nice pen, I

2125
02:24:30,639 --> 02:24:33,559
know exactly where it is at all
times. I'm not just gonna leave it

2126
02:24:33,639 --> 02:24:37,319
on my desk at work that like
the janitor will then clean up. You

2127
02:24:37,360 --> 02:24:39,760
don't just throw it in like a
junct drawer or something. Yeah, I

2128
02:24:39,760 --> 02:24:43,719
feel I got my first prescription sunglasses
recently, and I used to do the

2129
02:24:43,799 --> 02:24:46,200
dorky thing where I put the sunglasses
over my glasses and that's just uncomfortable and

2130
02:24:46,280 --> 02:24:48,959
looks stupid. So I got prescription
sunglasses and it's like, okay, you

2131
02:24:50,079 --> 02:24:50,600
take care of me. You know
where they are. You take them when

2132
02:24:50,600 --> 02:24:54,079
you're driving in some places and it's
sunny. Yeah. Yeah. Watches too.

2133
02:24:54,280 --> 02:24:58,920
I have a bunch of watches,
but the ones that I sort of

2134
02:24:58,920 --> 02:25:03,120
splurged on are the ones I most
I have like sentimentality attached to some of

2135
02:25:03,159 --> 02:25:07,479
the cheaper ones, but the ones
that I spent the most money on you

2136
02:25:07,559 --> 02:25:13,799
can tell, like the actual winding
mechanisms, they're just lifespan, still on

2137
02:25:13,920 --> 02:25:18,200
time after X number eight years and
I wind them. I like those two.

2138
02:25:18,319 --> 02:25:22,280
Not that I don't enjoy like a
nice fifty dollars watch that looks good.

2139
02:25:24,000 --> 02:25:28,959
But yeah, Dan, you have
luxury alcohol that you bust out on

2140
02:25:30,079 --> 02:25:37,719
special occasions. Yeah, thank you
consider luxurious in your life. I'll name

2141
02:25:37,760 --> 02:25:43,600
two non gaming things. One is
recently we bought this. Neither of these

2142
02:25:43,680 --> 02:25:48,079
things are sponsored. We just bought
them, um, just like giving them

2143
02:25:48,120 --> 02:25:52,360
disclaimer. Uh, Peloton I got. We got the bike and the treadmill,

2144
02:25:52,799 --> 02:25:54,760
and there is something like I've had. I've gotten elliptical down there,

2145
02:25:54,760 --> 02:25:58,680
like a dumb elliptical or whatever.
And you know, I've had treadmills and

2146
02:25:58,719 --> 02:26:01,159
bikes and them all that shit in
them. But having something with like that

2147
02:26:01,319 --> 02:26:05,280
subscription service where it's like, oh, okay, I got my favorite instructor

2148
02:26:05,520 --> 02:26:09,040
and like I follow all this stuff
and like that shit is a really great

2149
02:26:09,079 --> 02:26:13,760
motivator. And I've really like Mak
and I really love the Peloton stuff and

2150
02:26:13,760 --> 02:26:16,200
that's been excellent. The other so
I'm sitting in right now. You might

2151
02:26:16,239 --> 02:26:20,319
remember I used to be in a
big couch that I bought from Box Discount

2152
02:26:20,399 --> 02:26:22,879
Furniture. It was it was good, it was comfy. I enjoyed it

2153
02:26:22,959 --> 02:26:28,799
at cup Holders, but especially like
I sit here so much. We were

2154
02:26:28,799 --> 02:26:31,200
talking earlier about the post stuff and
everything, and it's like, all right,

2155
02:26:31,280 --> 02:26:35,600
well, I got this love seat, this two seat thing. I

2156
02:26:35,719 --> 02:26:37,719
live here at three hundred and six
to five days a year. I have

2157
02:26:37,879 --> 02:26:43,159
guests here that sit in this room
maybe fucking ten or twelve days a year

2158
02:26:43,879 --> 02:26:45,959
and space is a premium. You
know, I want to make sure I

2159
02:26:46,000 --> 02:26:48,200
got a lot of shit in this
room. I want to make sure this

2160
02:26:48,239 --> 02:26:50,360
is where I like broadcast from.
I want to make sure I'm making the

2161
02:26:50,440 --> 02:26:52,440
best of the use of space.
And so we went to a Lazy Boys

2162
02:26:52,479 --> 02:26:58,559
store and we found this one that's
fucking got the power stuff and the lumbar

2163
02:26:58,680 --> 02:27:01,920
support and all that. It is
comfy as shit. It's very expensive,

2164
02:27:01,040 --> 02:27:05,000
but it's like that was a very
like like Monk was like, you should

2165
02:27:05,040 --> 02:27:07,840
splurge on this because, like talk
about something you use every day. I

2166
02:27:07,920 --> 02:27:11,360
Am going to sit in this for
most of the day every day and it

2167
02:27:11,440 --> 02:27:16,639
should be comfortable, and it is
fucking awesome. I love this thing.

2168
02:27:16,840 --> 02:27:20,280
So yeah, this Lazy Boy has
been very, very good. I'm glad

2169
02:27:20,360 --> 02:27:24,159
to hear that. I do think
that people who sit for a living should

2170
02:27:24,200 --> 02:27:28,120
invest in a good chair. It
will save your ass, it will save

2171
02:27:28,200 --> 02:27:31,799
your back, and I think you
should have ergonomic setups. That's worth investing

2172
02:27:31,920 --> 02:27:37,120
in for sure. It's like protecting
your bones and your body and things like

2173
02:27:37,319 --> 02:27:41,879
that and making sure that you're comfortable. I'm trying to think about things that

2174
02:27:41,000 --> 02:27:43,879
I like, literally was like,
oh, like should I do it?

2175
02:27:45,040 --> 02:27:48,280
And you know it's interesting is most
of the time that I've like debated that

2176
02:27:48,440 --> 02:27:52,319
and done it, it's been a
wonderful purchase. Like it's not very often

2177
02:27:52,360 --> 02:27:54,600
that I do that. I go, what a waste of my money?

2178
02:27:54,760 --> 02:27:58,000
A lot of times when you are
really on the fence about buying something quality,

2179
02:27:58,280 --> 02:28:01,680
it's a wonderful thing that you get
to have forever. I really like

2180
02:28:01,799 --> 02:28:05,319
coffee. I'm a pretty big coffee
person. I splurged on like a more

2181
02:28:05,399 --> 02:28:11,920
expensive, like like a drip coffee
thing, and it looks nice and it

2182
02:28:13,200 --> 02:28:16,440
makes wonderful coffee, and I get
stoked about like having my coffee every day,

2183
02:28:16,559 --> 02:28:20,360
and that's super worth it to me, even though it's like, could

2184
02:28:20,399 --> 02:28:26,399
I have just used a cureg Probably, but I wanted this like nice drip

2185
02:28:26,479 --> 02:28:30,719
coffee system and I like it very
much. I remember when I was just

2186
02:28:31,000 --> 02:28:35,799
getting into game Spot, I used
to always wear the same fucking like shitty

2187
02:28:35,040 --> 02:28:39,159
tennis shoes that I've had for years, like they probably had holes in them,

2188
02:28:39,200 --> 02:28:41,360
and I never fucking changed them.
And everyone was like, you should

2189
02:28:41,399 --> 02:28:45,920
get like good shoes, and I
never would because I was like, I'm

2190
02:28:46,120 --> 02:28:48,000
like, I've just got to wear
these shitty old shoes because they're cool and

2191
02:28:48,040 --> 02:28:52,000
they make me, you know,
like they're they're whatever, Like they give

2192
02:28:52,040 --> 02:28:54,639
me character. I fucking bought a
pair of Ultra boost and it changed my

2193
02:28:54,879 --> 02:28:58,959
life. I'll never leave Ultra Boosts. They're so comfortable. Wear good shoes.

2194
02:29:00,399 --> 02:29:03,840
Buy expensive shoes. Please buy good
expensive sneakers. It's your feet,

2195
02:29:03,879 --> 02:29:07,239
it holds your ass, it holds
every part of you. Like, don't

2196
02:29:07,719 --> 02:29:11,920
don't cheap out on something that like
you walk on every day. Good shoes

2197
02:29:13,000 --> 02:29:16,120
is super valuable. I didn't even
think of that, like the clothing thing,

2198
02:29:16,200 --> 02:29:18,440
like that's a recent thing for me, like in the last few months.

2199
02:29:18,479 --> 02:29:22,399
It's like my entire life up until
like six months ago, I always

2200
02:29:22,440 --> 02:29:24,639
just bought like every fucking shirt I
ever wore was some screen printed it or

2201
02:29:24,639 --> 02:29:31,159
like thick like Gildan fucking like just
shitty twenty dollars shirt that was just itchy

2202
02:29:31,239 --> 02:29:35,120
and heavy and not comfy or anything. And at a certain point I was

2203
02:29:35,120 --> 02:29:37,680
like, I'm just kind of tired, like I just it just kind of

2204
02:29:37,719 --> 02:29:41,079
feels shitty, you know, And
Bonk, I asked Bond because like I

2205
02:29:41,159 --> 02:29:43,079
just don't know. I was like, what are good brands? What can

2206
02:29:43,120 --> 02:29:46,159
I just like quality because like I've
had a couple of like comfy shirts.

2207
02:29:46,239 --> 02:29:48,520
It's like I want more stuff like
that. I want comfy jeans, I

2208
02:29:48,559 --> 02:29:50,959
want comfy shirts. And like even
like what I'm wearing now is like a

2209
02:29:50,000 --> 02:29:52,440
white T shirt. It just looks
like a white T shirt, but it's

2210
02:29:52,440 --> 02:29:54,360
like from a brand that Bonk told
me about there, like oh, they

2211
02:29:54,479 --> 02:29:58,000
make really high quality stuff and you
can tell the difference. Like I just

2212
02:29:58,079 --> 02:30:01,440
assumed Barry Paul Rakard here and it's
like Dad, the white shirt. It's

2213
02:30:01,440 --> 02:30:03,559
all the same thing. Why are
you gonna spend more or whatever? Like

2214
02:30:03,719 --> 02:30:07,600
like no, actually, sometimes you
get what you're paying for and it's going

2215
02:30:07,680 --> 02:30:09,159
to feel better, and it's it's
not a look thing. It's not a

2216
02:30:09,200 --> 02:30:13,000
status thing. It's not a high
flutent thing. It's just like it's a

2217
02:30:13,079 --> 02:30:16,920
higher quality product. You know.
Yeah, not always too right, Like

2218
02:30:16,000 --> 02:30:20,000
there are like things where you're paying
for the brand and you're paying for the

2219
02:30:20,120 --> 02:30:24,680
name that you wear. I'm not
a huge like brand person. I don't

2220
02:30:24,760 --> 02:30:28,600
like wearing things that have like Louis
Vitan on it. Like that's not a

2221
02:30:28,680 --> 02:30:33,120
huge thing that I crave, but
I do crave quality when I went to

2222
02:30:35,360 --> 02:30:39,920
it's not that crew behind you.
I was gonna say that's the gap or

2223
02:30:41,360 --> 02:30:48,440
like equal you say, Tanning Chatam
on purpose, Channing, I always fuck

2224
02:30:48,520 --> 02:30:56,239
that up, Sanna, the same
thing, mister Chatum, Yeah, would

2225
02:30:56,319 --> 02:31:03,719
have been I've spent decent money on
one bottle of wine in my life that

2226
02:31:03,840 --> 02:31:05,639
I was like, oh, that
might have been too much, and then

2227
02:31:05,639 --> 02:31:07,360
I drank in and it was worth
it. Well, it makes sense where

2228
02:31:07,360 --> 02:31:11,280
it's like like we had that Johnny
Blue when we did the Game of the

2229
02:31:11,360 --> 02:31:13,840
Year thing. But like literally when
I moved into this house over two years

2230
02:31:13,879 --> 02:31:18,280
ago, Anniball, one of my
best friends, sent me a housewarming gift

2231
02:31:18,319 --> 02:31:20,200
the day I moved in of like, here's a bottle of Johnny Blue because

2232
02:31:20,200 --> 02:31:22,639
I like Johnny Black. I've drank
Johnny Walker a long time. I've never

2233
02:31:22,719 --> 02:31:26,680
had blue and he sent it to
me, and like, I saved that

2234
02:31:26,920 --> 02:31:28,879
and that's only for like, okay, the first I think the first time

2235
02:31:28,920 --> 02:31:31,239
we recorded fire Escape, I think
I had a little sip of that.

2236
02:31:31,639 --> 02:31:33,719
I think, like, you know, if I Bunkt's new job, we'll

2237
02:31:33,719 --> 02:31:37,280
have a sip of that or something
like that. Is it is saved for

2238
02:31:37,520 --> 02:31:39,559
those things, so like that has
lasted like a couple of years and I

2239
02:31:39,680 --> 02:31:43,680
just bought a new one because that
one's about done. But like, like

2240
02:31:43,920 --> 02:31:46,719
I think that's that's fun to be
able to do that, But like I

2241
02:31:46,840 --> 02:31:50,120
don't necessarily understand the like I feel
like there's like statusy stuff where it's like,

2242
02:31:50,280 --> 02:31:52,959
yeah, I think with a car
stuff like I'm not a car guy

2243
02:31:54,000 --> 02:31:56,479
at all, and as long as
a car can get me where I want

2244
02:31:56,520 --> 02:31:58,159
to go safely, And it's like, you know, I can hook up

2245
02:31:58,200 --> 02:32:03,479
my phone and I got beaten stuff
and back when she like, it doesn't

2246
02:32:03,520 --> 02:32:05,840
need to be fancy. You don't
need to range over. The cars can

2247
02:32:05,920 --> 02:32:11,079
go insane in price, but like
you can spend thirty K and get a

2248
02:32:11,159 --> 02:32:15,200
car that is like very nice,
or you can spend fucking three K and

2249
02:32:15,280 --> 02:32:16,680
get like a status thing or something. It's like, well, it just

2250
02:32:16,680 --> 02:32:20,319
seems unnecessary And I never even I've
never even bought a new car my entire

2251
02:32:20,399 --> 02:32:24,120
life. I do think that there's
probably something that feels good about driving a

2252
02:32:24,239 --> 02:32:28,399
car off the lot, but I've
never experienced that. I remember, like

2253
02:32:28,520 --> 02:32:31,680
from a very young age, like
having a car was such a wild thing

2254
02:32:31,879 --> 02:32:35,399
to own, you know, when
I was growing up. I don't know

2255
02:32:35,440 --> 02:32:39,719
what you guys like your first car, but like my first car was a

2256
02:32:41,120 --> 02:32:48,879
Chevy Cavalier and I think it was
like it was probably worth like seven thousand

2257
02:32:48,959 --> 02:32:52,639
dollars. And I remember Cavalier was
one of my cars, and I remember

2258
02:32:52,760 --> 02:32:54,360
thinking to myself when I was like, when I got in it, like

2259
02:32:54,479 --> 02:32:58,440
put the key in it and stuff, I was like, this is seven

2260
02:33:00,639 --> 02:33:07,319
thousand dollars, Like wow, that's
so much money. And I like couldn't

2261
02:33:07,319 --> 02:33:13,959
believe that I had like seven thousand
dollars by my hands. No, my

2262
02:33:13,120 --> 02:33:18,000
parents had to help me. I
had to, like Dad, my dad

2263
02:33:18,079 --> 02:33:22,079
calls it the Bank of Dad,
and he's always like he no, he

2264
02:33:22,239 --> 02:33:26,120
well, yeah, he would buy
it and then I would pay him back

2265
02:33:26,719 --> 02:33:30,040
and yeah. My dad would basically
say like he'd help me do it,

2266
02:33:30,680 --> 02:33:33,399
um and then I would what was
the VG was it? What was the

2267
02:33:33,520 --> 02:33:37,680
vig on that action though? The
vig? Yeah, what's the vig with

2268
02:33:37,760 --> 02:33:41,639
Bank of Dad's interest he's charging so
none, that's his thing. That's the

2269
02:33:43,200 --> 02:33:48,479
that's is like, what's the what's
the interest charge? Yea his catch sopranos.

2270
02:33:48,639 --> 02:33:52,840
Of course I taken a loan.
I just I didn't know the word

2271
02:33:52,920 --> 02:33:56,280
vig. My dad always said that
the Bank of Dad doesn't charge interests.

2272
02:33:56,479 --> 02:33:58,639
Um. It was the same thing
for like several things in my life.

2273
02:33:58,799 --> 02:34:01,920
I'd be like I need help,
and he'd be like, oh, you

2274
02:34:01,000 --> 02:34:03,600
want some Bank of Dad and he'd, you know, he'd always give me

2275
02:34:03,719 --> 02:34:07,799
like, like, you know,
five hund bucks if I need it,

2276
02:34:07,959 --> 02:34:13,799
but you got to return the money
from the Bank of Dad. I've only

2277
02:34:13,840 --> 02:34:16,719
ever personally owned one car in my
life. Before that, I was just

2278
02:34:16,799 --> 02:34:20,799
borrowing my parents whenever I could,
And I think I spent like something like

2279
02:34:20,879 --> 02:34:24,959
eight thousand dollars a night that I
had saved up for a two thousand and

2280
02:34:24,959 --> 02:34:30,440
seven Super Legacy turbocharge GT. I
didn't want a turbocharge car that would require

2281
02:34:30,600 --> 02:34:33,520
premium gas to not fuck the engine
up. But like it was there,

2282
02:34:35,239 --> 02:34:37,319
and I was like, as soon
as I paid for I was like,

2283
02:34:37,360 --> 02:34:41,479
oh, this was a mistake.
But then I got in and it's it's

2284
02:34:41,600 --> 02:34:46,000
like I want that car again,
like that exact one. I loved it.

2285
02:34:46,360 --> 02:34:50,520
As soon as I was just fucking
cruising, I knew that was the

2286
02:34:50,600 --> 02:34:54,719
car I belonged in. I thought
it was bullshit. My my grandma used

2287
02:34:54,760 --> 02:35:00,799
to tell me and my cousins that, like, all right, so damn

2288
02:35:00,879 --> 02:35:05,200
Matt, Melissa, if you if
you don't do drugs and if you don't

2289
02:35:05,280 --> 02:35:11,120
drink alcohol before your eighteenth birthday or
maybe you said sixteenth, we will buy

2290
02:35:11,239 --> 02:35:13,680
you a car. And I was
like, hell, yeah, I don't

2291
02:35:13,680 --> 02:35:18,200
know. I'm not gonna drink,
like, yeah, that's easy. And

2292
02:35:18,559 --> 02:35:22,840
I don't think I did, like
I didn't like And I first of all,

2293
02:35:22,959 --> 02:35:26,680
if I did drink alcohol like sparingly
a couple of times or whatever,

2294
02:35:26,719 --> 02:35:30,079
there's no way my grandma would have
known. But I think I got disqualified

2295
02:35:30,120 --> 02:35:33,280
from that at some point because they
didn't buy my car. The old the

2296
02:35:33,319 --> 02:35:37,840
old LC got to you. I
got screwed. He got drink, he

2297
02:35:37,920 --> 02:35:41,600
got drink extra make up for this
drink. Yeah, L will get you

2298
02:35:41,719 --> 02:35:48,159
when at least expect him. I
mean, I think like it's it's it

2299
02:35:48,360 --> 02:35:50,079
is what it's worth to you.
I know that to some people that I

2300
02:35:50,239 --> 02:35:54,239
know who love cars and they love
old cars, they invest in an old,

2301
02:35:54,639 --> 02:36:00,280
expensive car, brand new, fucking
you know, expensive car, A

2302
02:36:00,360 --> 02:36:03,479
lot of people use it as a
you know, I never thought I'd be

2303
02:36:03,479 --> 02:36:05,639
able to purchase a car of this
magnitude. Before, and now I'm in

2304
02:36:05,719 --> 02:36:09,399
a place in my life that I
can so I'm buying this expensive car because

2305
02:36:09,479 --> 02:36:11,280
so be it. And it's like
cool if that's like you know, your

2306
02:36:11,399 --> 02:36:16,200
jam, and then that would be
worth it to you. I don't invest

2307
02:36:16,280 --> 02:36:20,600
in cars that get me to A
to B. They are not they are

2308
02:36:20,719 --> 02:36:24,559
not prestigious items to me their utility, so I don't care about that.

2309
02:36:24,239 --> 02:36:28,159
But um, there are things that
I've like I don't know if I want

2310
02:36:28,200 --> 02:36:31,719
to say like waste, but I've
spent extravagant, Like I've had like a

2311
02:36:31,799 --> 02:36:35,079
fancy meal once that was like way
more fancy I would ever buy usually,

2312
02:36:35,159 --> 02:36:37,840
And I remember being like, I
can't appreciate this. My pellette is asked,

2313
02:36:39,200 --> 02:36:41,959
but I was like eating this like
moose like chicken shit, and I

2314
02:36:43,079 --> 02:36:46,440
was like, this is so nice
that I can like pretend to like be

2315
02:36:46,520 --> 02:36:48,920
this fancy person for a night.
And I enjoyed the experience, and like,

2316
02:36:50,280 --> 02:36:52,079
hell, I think that was worth
it, even though it was so

2317
02:36:52,239 --> 02:36:56,520
extravagant and unnecessary. So whatever,
you pick your spots though, because it's

2318
02:36:56,559 --> 02:36:58,639
like you don't do that on a
random like Wednesday night, but abolutely not.

2319
02:37:00,200 --> 02:37:01,319
And I went to a Ruba it's
like, Okay, we're going to

2320
02:37:01,360 --> 02:37:05,319
go to these like restaurant we're on
vacation, Yeah, go for it.

2321
02:37:05,399 --> 02:37:07,559
I think about the money stuff,
like let's go to like an expensive place

2322
02:37:07,600 --> 02:37:09,760
we normally wouldn't go to, And
it turns out it was one of our

2323
02:37:09,799 --> 02:37:13,760
favorite nights and favorite meals we've ever
had. So like, you know,

2324
02:37:13,520 --> 02:37:16,600
you gotta pack your spots. Basically, yeah, the bottle of wine I

2325
02:37:16,680 --> 02:37:20,280
bought, and like in the grand
scheme of things, it's it wasn't like

2326
02:37:20,440 --> 02:37:22,639
nearly as much as you can spend
on a bottle of wine, but I

2327
02:37:22,719 --> 02:37:30,280
spent like several hundreds when I was
like twenty. It was for a family

2328
02:37:30,639 --> 02:37:33,040
get together and I hadn't seen my
family since I had moved to the West

2329
02:37:33,079 --> 02:37:35,959
Coast. So I'm like, oh, I'll send this back from a winery

2330
02:37:35,000 --> 02:37:37,760
in California. And I was like, oh, I could get that that

2331
02:37:37,959 --> 02:37:41,559
vintage would be great from like what
little I knew, and I could tell

2332
02:37:41,600 --> 02:37:46,479
the difference when I had it finally, But like that was that was that

2333
02:37:46,559 --> 02:37:48,440
was a different thing. It was
like you buy a gaming PC, it's

2334
02:37:48,479 --> 02:37:52,319
gonna serve you well entertainment and hobby
wise. For a long time, I

2335
02:37:52,399 --> 02:37:54,440
mean, you might have updated,
but like a bottle of wine is pretty

2336
02:37:54,440 --> 02:37:56,959
fleeting in the grand scheme of things, so you gotta savor it while you're

2337
02:37:58,000 --> 02:38:01,479
drinking it. Yeah, a bottle
of wine is like very precious. I

2338
02:38:01,559 --> 02:38:07,399
think a gaming like our dear writer
justin that is going to serve you for

2339
02:38:07,719 --> 02:38:13,120
years. You will have that for
a long time. You're going to spend

2340
02:38:13,479 --> 02:38:20,079
so many hours, countless hours enjoying
the benefits of this purchase. In no

2341
02:38:20,239 --> 02:38:24,760
way could I consider this a poor
decision. I admire you from making this

2342
02:38:24,159 --> 02:38:28,399
big purchase that you probably like questioned
a little bit and like thought about,

2343
02:38:28,959 --> 02:38:33,079
and I hope you get to enjoy
it for as long as humanly possible.

2344
02:38:33,399 --> 02:38:37,120
I do not believe that you will
ever come back to this decision and be

2345
02:38:37,200 --> 02:38:41,319
like, I shouldn't have bought it, I should have just played like games

2346
02:38:41,360 --> 02:38:45,639
on lower rest. You're gonna love
this experience. You're gonna enjoy that you

2347
02:38:45,799 --> 02:38:48,000
did this, and I think you
made a great call. And honestly,

2348
02:38:48,040 --> 02:38:50,600
if you're in that position where like
you are like that, that is a

2349
02:38:50,680 --> 02:38:54,559
thing that comes about every like a
handful of years or whatever, buying a

2350
02:38:54,600 --> 02:38:58,399
new gaming PC. If you do
a half measure, and if you skimp

2351
02:38:58,479 --> 02:39:00,440
on stuff, it's like, okay, well you're just gonna have to do

2352
02:39:00,520 --> 02:39:03,799
this shit again in a couple of
years all the way, just go nuts

2353
02:39:03,959 --> 02:39:07,079
and then you want to deal with
it for like five six years or something

2354
02:39:07,200 --> 02:39:11,120
like that, Like just go big
now, don't deal with it for a

2355
02:39:11,159 --> 02:39:13,479
while, you know, don't don't
have asset right now. Yeah, I'm

2356
02:39:13,479 --> 02:39:18,479
not a fiduciary, but like,
spend fucking money on your gaming PC,

2357
02:39:18,760 --> 02:39:24,360
dude, yeah, put it all
in important shit? Yes? Who needs

2358
02:39:24,440 --> 02:39:33,680
to retire? Do you have children? Justin? Are they going to college?

2359
02:39:33,120 --> 02:39:37,799
Can you borrow from the Bank of
Dad? I'm glad you heard.

2360
02:39:37,959 --> 02:39:41,879
Can you say that again the audience
heard. I don't want to repeat it,

2361
02:39:41,559 --> 02:39:45,879
due Mike. I was proud of
you for that. It was good.

2362
02:39:46,280 --> 02:39:50,000
I said, more like borrow one
k. That's really good. It's

2363
02:39:50,120 --> 02:39:54,520
just it's the Billy Madison joke.
Just but the two is good. You

2364
02:39:54,559 --> 02:39:58,280
did a good job. Let's hear
it from. Don't patronize me. I

2365
02:39:58,399 --> 02:40:01,280
know I'm funny. I don't need
your praise. What is this condescending?

2366
02:40:01,840 --> 02:40:05,479
I don't need this funny? You
are pretty funny. Thank you. I

2367
02:40:05,639 --> 02:40:09,639
know you baby left a lot.
I know you both have a lot um,

2368
02:40:11,600 --> 02:40:13,360
but yeah, it's thank you.
It's like listening to four spoken right

2369
02:40:13,399 --> 02:40:20,159
now. You're telling me I'm on
a podcast talking to Marry and Mike.

2370
02:40:20,760 --> 02:40:28,079
We got microphone video game voter pills. That's not Marvel. That's just me

2371
02:40:28,200 --> 02:40:33,680
shouting things all right. Justin thank
you so much. Oh my god,

2372
02:40:33,799 --> 02:40:37,239
No, it reminds me too much
of him. Um, thank you.

2373
02:40:37,360 --> 02:40:41,920
Justin pee frequent person. Right in
you narrowed it down, you said to

2374
02:40:41,040 --> 02:40:45,319
him. No, not justin Pea
really narrows it down. Game to me?

2375
02:40:45,959 --> 02:40:48,920
Yeah, um, yeah, there's
not many hymns in games left.

2376
02:40:50,399 --> 02:40:54,280
Yeah, all right, Mary,
tell them where they can go to get

2377
02:40:54,319 --> 02:41:03,799
some hot threads. Uh yeah,
you can go to fire Escape merch dot

2378
02:41:03,920 --> 02:41:09,159
com, get mugs, get my
mousepads, Get mice pads. Will redirect

2379
02:41:09,280 --> 02:41:13,399
you to fire Escape dash shop dot
fourthwall dot com because that's where we put

2380
02:41:13,479 --> 02:41:16,159
the new merch. We still actually
have our old shop. It hasn't we

2381
02:41:16,200 --> 02:41:20,680
haven't taken it down. But I
like the new shop because you guys seen

2382
02:41:20,760 --> 02:41:28,600
that banana yellow shirt someone tweeted today
multiple banana yellow shirts are in the wild,

2383
02:41:28,719 --> 02:41:31,319
which I did put in and I
want to just say I specifically put

2384
02:41:31,399 --> 02:41:35,159
those in because you guys asked for
it. I expect to see some people

2385
02:41:35,239 --> 02:41:41,040
wearing banana yellow shirts. Um,
there's also a mug. There's a beverage

2386
02:41:41,120 --> 02:41:43,520
container. I'm sure it has a
fancier title, but you know, like

2387
02:41:43,760 --> 02:41:48,600
water and stuff. The banana yellow
shirt, hoodie, crop sweater. For

2388
02:41:48,719 --> 02:41:52,000
those of you that would like to
see your entire belly out, I know

2389
02:41:52,159 --> 02:42:00,120
that you're out there. The Dorky
Christmas line, the fire Escape coaster and

2390
02:42:00,959 --> 02:42:05,239
the about the author MIKEL. Mhardy
coaster and computer Matt Now, these are

2391
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very classic. You're gonna want these
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you should get those first and foremost. Just let them know that you

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know Mike as a person. Well, holidays coming up. Get these as

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Valentine's gifts, so they're not Holidays
are coming up. Yeah, yeah,

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the holidays are coming. We're about
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There twenty well twenty six days from
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indulging, we talk about splurging.
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these deals, on these hot deals, Hot on these deals. You cream

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Let your soul out of your out of

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your d it's your s onto these
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down, get that marble of a
soul onto these sick hot sweet threads.

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Oh what I'm just most to like
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through my big Yes, it's pretty
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jay it onto our banana yellow shirt. You can do it. Everyone's your

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property. You can jay onto it. You can ja into it. It

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could be your jay sock for and
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for tis jacks. Buy our shirts. You this jay socks? Let me

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see if Yeah, it's just a
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actual dick on the side, so
like it looks like a continuation of your

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dick. That as you can tell
your mom it's a sock, and then

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in the meanwhile you're doing ungotten things. Yeah, walk into the kitchen naked

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except with the sock on, and
then it'll be discreet and tell your mom

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don't worry about it, because it'll
be just gree Okay, thanks sweetie.

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Did you did you clean the gutters
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on our merch all right, thank
you. Justin we're past the emails.

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UM patreon dot com, slash fire
Escape, go to firescapecast dot com and

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again, one of these days,
if any of these sites redirect to like

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new bile porn that was not us, we promise and apologize and sympathize.

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But go to firescapecast dot com.
You can get ad free versions of these

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episodes. You can get video version
these episodes. You could see my sick

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dual sense edge, you could see
Dan's what's he getting? You can see

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oh my god, oh that's disorienting. I don't like that. You could

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you never mind, don't get the
video version would be subjo. Wow that

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chair looked like someone was in it
camera a sentient. Uh yeah, go

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to our patreon even if you don't
want to add free version of the video

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versions. Uh, every every dollar
counts. If you want to just treat

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us a tip jar to help us
out and get more bonus episodes and more

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in persons episodes or for every all
patreons so goes directly at the three of

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us and to Jak Pooh. We
will be back in a couple of weeks.

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We will be back on February thirteenth. Yeah, and we'll be talking

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about hit Man Freelancer Mode. We'll
be talking about Hi Fi Rush. That's

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March Resume Be four remake. Yeah, that's farther out. I want to

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play that bad trying to think it
for PSVR two by then, I don't

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think so. Maybe we'll have be
able to talk more about Atomic Heart.

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I think wild Heart a fucking minute. Mary, did you fucking lose?

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I thought I was. You know, sometimes you get a thing and you

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like it's got Was this a fucking
did you put a fuck googly eye?

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02:46:05,040 --> 02:46:09,520
It could be Bonk? I was, she put I put that ship all

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02:46:09,559 --> 02:46:13,879
over your house, dude, but
it's very I was like, oh,

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02:46:13,959 --> 02:46:16,319
there's like one of those things where
it's like, oh, a packing glue

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02:46:16,440 --> 02:46:18,200
or something. And I was like
trying to like and I saw googly eye

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02:46:18,239 --> 02:46:22,200
going around, Yeah she did that? Does this? I think this is

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02:46:22,239 --> 02:46:26,760
you man. I've been googling all
your ship and it is actually derived from

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02:46:26,840 --> 02:46:33,200
Bonk. Because Bonk came up to
me without any like reason. There was

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02:46:33,280 --> 02:46:37,920
no discussion about this previously and gave
me entire plastic container filled with Google eyes

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02:46:37,959 --> 02:46:41,440
and said, hey, here are
some Google eyes and they said, oh

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02:46:41,520 --> 02:46:46,280
cool, thanks thanks Bunk, and
I just I just grabbed a handful and

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02:46:46,360 --> 02:46:48,799
put in my pockets and I just
went to town. I did not expect

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02:46:48,840 --> 02:46:54,399
to find one on a beer like
two months later. All right, nice

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02:46:54,440 --> 02:46:56,639
work, nice work, I hope
you enjoy. There was a lot.

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02:46:56,799 --> 02:47:00,159
I mean, it could have been
her, I think, I know,

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02:47:00,280 --> 02:47:01,920
I remember doing that. I don't
want to take credit for her work,

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02:47:03,040 --> 02:47:07,000
but I remember doing it to a
lot of different like pieces in both of

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02:47:07,040 --> 02:47:11,280
your houses, and they were both
surprises. Um. The cat one was

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02:47:11,399 --> 02:47:13,760
my favorite, though, Mike,
because your cat looks like it should have

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02:47:13,959 --> 02:47:18,200
though she already has googly eyes.
Yeah. But yeah, that was when

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02:47:18,200 --> 02:47:20,959
I was sitting at this desk working
because you were here an extra day and

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02:47:22,079 --> 02:47:24,040
you were just kind of like walking
around looking around. I was like,

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02:47:24,079 --> 02:47:26,639
what are you doing. You're just
like and she went into the bedrooms like

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02:47:26,719 --> 02:47:33,079
just snooping, like all right,
And he didn't question it. He just

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went to his bedroom and said,
I'm just snooping, just a little friendships,

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02:47:37,479 --> 02:47:43,239
like all right, whatever. Yeah, I just don't go into the

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02:47:43,399 --> 02:47:48,000
little red door in the wall.
Oh my god, there's a gimp in

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02:47:48,120 --> 02:47:56,399
here. New mile gimps. All
right, everybody, thank you. No,

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that'd be different. Wait no,
no, no, hold on a

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02:48:01,319 --> 02:48:03,959
second gimp. Someone in a gimp
suit, I think is what you meant,

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02:48:05,280 --> 02:48:13,840
right? Uh yeah, a gimp
suit. Nubile gimp suit. Nubile

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gimp suit. That's my favorite,
Mario three powder, ubile gimp suit.

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Socks, blue je cum sock.
God, do not google that. We've

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gotta sell those socks. Gotta get
them the fuck out of our house.

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There's a bunch of dicks on socks
that I don't need anymore. Buy them.

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They're three hundred dollars. It's just
a logo. You can come in.

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Your heart is a rock, Aim
for the Flaming f Thank you,

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02:48:41,440 --> 02:48:45,840
Thank you. Alex Greenling. Put
the music on. Okay, Jake,

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play us out. We'll be back. We'll be back in February thirteenth.

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Thanks everybody. You could have been
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chose to hang out here. Go
get your cum socks, get your cum

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sacks. Get that soul out in
that cum sock. Yeah, get that

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soul. Into that. Long will
we go, Mary, how long will

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we go? Get that soul,
Get that soul deep in that jake,

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Get that so deep in the fibers. Get that so deep in the fibers,

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and and keep it there and then
get more in. Let it layer

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so, let it, let it
kick up, let it lay dr Get

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that CUM sock three hundred dollars for
three hundred socks. Get one sock the

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Costco of CUM socks only get one, all right by everybody. The acronym

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of costco of CUM socks would be
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chop the sticks style