For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is
the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive and kicking mun over here. I'll hit
but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.
This brother breaking on the forty yard but this brother, Come on, sid,
I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus you call that a penalty's number
one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut up,
you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant They just called
in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off? Are
you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. Yeah,
he's not a coach. Can give me James stupid. You're a super idiot.
For get soup up tight over literally to clearly why I will lie for
attention my life at start, y'all, you're coming. Welcome to punch drunk
sports where winners win. So much winning going on here, I mean so
like, I just feel like what's really great about our stop here is if
you go from Johnny's to mine to um Jason Tebow's, It's like it's like
the turning up of the camera angle. Have you noticed that? Have you
noticed like straight on a little bit and he's just straight up You know why
because I got on his iPad thing. Yeah, blowjob. Basically we're the
blowjob angle, for which I'm fine with. Yeah. I think there's gonna
be a lot of blood job talk today. I got several blowjob stories written
in a queue here. I know you haven't done a podcast in a while,
but I said this up where I just want to tell you, Merry
Christmas, Buddy, Mary, Merry Christmas, Buddy. I love it.
It's always Christmas at the tea bows. I love Santa Cup because Sam always
took bitches at me about my fucking Christmas eights. I don't bitch, are
you? I celebrate you aggressively. I don't know if that's where Sam.
How's comedy chaos been going? It's okay, Bro, gonna be honest with
you. It's fun, it's great. The problem is is that everybody's Jack
and my swag. What do you mean by that? People? They all
do the same shows I do with the same kind of flyers and every It's
been like that for a while though. I noticed it's been like that before
the pandemic. It was kind of being like that. Just I'm always it's
so funny, dude, I'll bring somebody on the comedy Chaos and within two
weeks or on everybody else's shows. Jobs not a past, fucking paid record,
friend of shops, not a paid regular. He was doing five fucking
main room shows a week. He was on every shows killing it. Doesn't
even have to get past he's get out of the super Yeah. I mean,
yeah, you're basically if you get past, you're playing them a r
which I haven't played them forever. I think I think I'm gonna start come
back in, but I just like, I just can't take It's not the
comedy Store. It's it's Hollywood comedy. The crowds are dumb. You've missed
this. Jason Sam has made this distinction now and I like it. I
think he's right between Hollywood in LA. Yeah, I love that. I
mean I think I hate Hollywood. You mean the politics of working in Hollywood.
You don't mean the actuals, No, I mean the actual people of
the Hollywood. The industry are not are not good comedy crowds and the people
that will tell you that they're good comedy crowds are doing very mainstream comedy there.
They think they're led Zeppelin, but they're really Nickelback. I've been doing,
you know what, shows have been going so risingly terrible. I've been
doing surprise pop up shows at truck stops at like eleven am not going well.
But I'm telling you, man, I'm getting my fucking stage legs.
I'm getting I got to new you know, chucking, a driving a lot
and shit, A lot of a lot of Kansas get turned at me in
Kansas, which I'm like, how do you have a fucking beer in your
handover? It's earlier, sir, But I mean I understand what you're saying.
That's what I'm saying. I bet you crush with a lot lizards.
Oh brow, are you kidding me? I am a lot lizard. I'm
gonna they just don't even know. They just thought they were talking to a
fucking ugly lady and the next thing and now I'm cracking my eggs into her.
I don't even know what that means. Guys, guess what Daddy was
going to play Mississippi by cancelback gig. So I'm gonna meet in Louisiana.
We're selling a couple of tickets. I'm not beating myself up. I'm enjoying
it. I'll have a decent sized crowd by the time I'm there, and
you know what, it's good. I was good trying to shoot Special in
the next couple of weeks. I think I'm gonna move it back and then
we'll figure out when I'll do it. But I'm ready. You were talking
about Special when I was out in LA. I just need to have like
a couple of weeks of performance. And you know, I've been like super
Slam that I talked to my PA agent and there. Anyways, the point
is like, hopefully things will start picking up. I'm excited and life is
good. Life is good, dude. I talked to my PO the other
day and he was like, hey, man, you're on the wrong track.
And I thought I thought that I thought we were done here. But
yeah, so I'm taking a little breath of myself respect. You gotta dude,
next time you're in LA you're taking your fucking luggage from my house.
Oh I literally moved your luggage in my move. Do you know do you
remember why I'm nuts? Why? Because well, a certain somebody was like,
hey, I'm I go bring him to the store. I'll park right
by the store. I'll take him from then. Jason, you are so
fucking cute that you think it's my fault. I'm not saying your fault.
I'm saying, not negligent, dropped off your luggage and then ran to the
fucking airport and they've been at my house ever since. But I'm the guy
that's being negligent because I didn't take your bags to the store. I'm saying,
you're moving that day. I talked to Data that day and she's like,
you want me to bring him to the store, And I said sure,
I said, sure, bring him to the store. Take him from
you there. But this is for whatever your side. Go to Sam's house
and get the bags. Yeah, you were literally in the middle of moving
from three one four seven whipper Will to your new place at two two seven
haven Hurst Road. It's always your fake address, by the way, it's
always whipper Will so far, you know, it's a real street not too
far right around here where I seven haven Hurst Drive. Um, all right,
enough of that, let's get into some sports. We haven't talked in
a while. A lot of great stuff going on a lot of great stuff.
I mean it's incredible football, boxing, M and m MMA, NBA.
Where do you want to start? Bro, bam we could talk about
I mean, okay, I got something I've BBW bro a lot of hot
bb Yeah. I want to say, let's go NBA first because we're wrapping
up here and I want to know your Fox, Sam, and I know
you've got the biggest better friend BA right now because we're almost done with it.
Uh do you think now right now? I don't know when I'm excited
because we're almost in the NBA season. That's when I really start to get
into Like, but I'm saying, you know, soon's the NBA Championships done.
I'm going full bore NBA talk. I'm drafted draft. I think whatever
your number one sport is, you almost like the off season just as much
because you're into the transactions. You're into the fucking hope. Really we're the
same way the NFL, aren't we, Jason? We both love the NFL
off season. I know you do. I do. I absolutely love it.
It's probably like it more than in the NFL, just because my team
is shitty every year. Yeah, me too, same boat, because it's
hope because I go, oh, fuck, man, we made these couple
moves. Man, finally, when am I think behind the eight ball anymore?
And you know it's it's a false sense of hope, but but it's
hope. So Sam, speaking of hope, do you think now it's now
it's three two, going back to Miami, do you think the Celtics could
pull this off? I think it's never been done before. And two part
question, do you think the time off helps or hurts the waiting? Uh
Denver Nuggets? Um? Great question? Right back right after this break?
No, I'm getting right after this anyways, what's up with these black people?
When are we back from commercial break? These dude? Let me tell
your Oh shit, welcome back, welcome. Um. Here's my opinion on
this. It is possible. It is possible. I mean, all they
have to do is get it. They now they have to win one game
to get to a one game playoff, so it is possible. I don't
think they get out of Miami, That's just my opinion. I do think
it goes Miami and back to Boston. So he's Miami's up three two,
and they they play in Miami and then they go back to Boston for seven
I've been dying to talk to you guys about this Miami Heat team forever,
Like I've been dying. It's so hilarious. So so every anytime anyone has
any success in the NBA, it's a copycat league. Right. The only
people they don't copy is the Miami Heat because everyone talks Miami Heat culture,
right, That's all they ever talk, Miami culture and culture. What is
that culture? Well, it's it's the culture of the inmates. Don't run
the asylum. That's what the culture is, meaning that the management, the
executive they have, they are they are running something. They're in control.
Now. They obviously have to play and nice with the players, but you
go there knowing that pat Riley and Eric Prostra are going to be pushing you
and they have a plan and you're there to help them execute that plan.
But what to me is real heat culture is gas. What guys practice the
heats. The heat. The Miami Heat is one of the very few,
if not the only team that does along the lines up your traditional practice.
They run practices this new NBA. They're like, oh, it's too many
games, you know, We're just not gonna practice And they don't practice.
And that's why you have like the Clippers who stuff starn't getting hard. They
can't run an offense because they haven't been running a practices and everything is one
on five and it's just ridiculous, dude. The Heat are the only ones
that actually run practices, that run plays. Because when you like discipline in
any sport, if you really get to like into these professional sports, ninety
percent of the athletes have probably along the line of the same skill set.
You know, some are better shooters, some are better bassars or whatever,
better defense, but they're all they're all got, really within a spectrum,
the same talent. And then you have your like superstars, right, like
you're all timers are you're superstars? Right, So when the offense doesn't click,
when the shots aren't going down, okay, discipline is almost discipline,
whether it's boxing, football, the discipline is usually the difference between champions and
guys who are really good but never win, right, discipline, And the
problem is we do these I'm telling you, the Celtics have that ton of
talent, they have more talent than the Heat do, but I guarantee they
don't even they never even practice as much as as as the Heat do.
That's why the Heat are always competitive even when they come in in a playoff
game, because Jimmy Butler has decided that he doesn't care where his team is
in the seatings. He just wants to make to the playoffs so he can
go crazy. Right, I think they do. You think it's literally he
thinks that way or something about him and his competitive nature just hits another gear
when the playoffs get there. No, I think that. I think they
think, well, I you know, well, where where have we seen
that Kobe and Shack right that they were They're like, we don't care about
the regular season. We're just gonna come in during the playoffs and turn it
on. And I think Jimmy Butler, even though it has one like that,
has that my mentality. I'm just gonna go playoff crazy. It's kind
of surprising now that he hasn't won more. Honestly, he's just had such
bad luck with being on well he's been on some not good teams, yeah,
some bad teams. Yeah right, I mean the Bulls. I think
he was on the Bulls after Derrick Rose, right, so that team,
So then he went to Minnesota and that he just so supposedly Jimmy Butler and
the bench beat the starters, and the starters hated that Shita, so he
didn't get along with them. And like I've been told that, like Jimmy
Butler makes the makes the locker room listening the country music? Are you serious?
In the NBA? And I think he loves Nickelback. Oh, he's
not the easiest guy to get along with. I think you got to get
the right players around him. And maybe that's why these undrafted guys work because
they they're just like, I'm happy to be here. I'll listen to I'll
listen to David Dukes like a banjoo jams. Okay, I don't give a
shit, just let me let me play in the NBA. Right, That's
one of my favorite CDs actually from growing up in the South. Every house
in the South has David Dukes banjo jams. You can't. So the whole
point is is that I just think it's they practice when nobody else does.
In the NBA. It's very few teams and who who are these teams?
Probably San Antonio maybe does, Utah maybe does right, but it dude,
Lakers doubt it, Clippers for sure. And this is the craziest thing.
And I'm sorry, I'll shut up now, but dude, please, I
was just laughing. Some Phoenix sons are actually have Doc Rivers in their final
four to be their coach. Like, what do you need to go?
Good guy? I mean, nicest guy. I've met Doc Rivers twice and
every time I met him, you just feel like he's been your friend forever.
Who cares? That's everybody. Everybody that knows him loves him. But
but but the fang who cares. Everybody loves mister Rogers. You want him
coach in your fucking NBA team? No, Well, mister Rogers could make
adjustments maybe, but he just can't make adjustments, right, He's not even
alive. Ye think about that river. That's the ultimate not making adjustments,
being dead. He literally making no adjustments when you're dead. You know,
the dead can't make adjustments. That's what should be. It's like a dead
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product. When that ship comes in, I'm like, ghosts. Yeah,
best, so we'll see. Dude, you are your okay, pick it
right now? I mean, do you a real quick thing, real quick?
I think you guys remember, oh tomorrow, I'm going Miami, and
then who do you go on? Miami, Denver, Miami all the way
through. No, no, I think this is Denver's to lose. I
agree with you one hundred percent. Now let me ask you this, dude,
because you didn't answer this partament question. Do you think this time off
helps her hurts Denver? Because now this could just you know, they could
have swept him and now this thing could go seven games, which is you
know the NBA. That's like another month. UM, I personally believe essentially
two weeks off. Do you think that helps them hurts them? I think
it. I think it. I think they'll be fine. That's just my
opinion. I think they'll be fine. And I guarantee they're practicing, am
working out and keeping it going. I think they will be fine. I
would not be That's just my opinion. I mean, they're healing. I
mean, they're gonna come in the most rested they've been the whole season,
outside of outside of of UM All Star weekend, right, I mean,
dude, they're gonna have a week nine. They're having nine days off.
Dude, that is gold and might have more than that cut off. And
they're all dude, they're I mean, especially like Joker and those guys are
veterans. They remember where we just go seven games. This goes seven the
games. You know, the NBA is not gonna make fucking Boston or Miami
play the next day. It's always like the Finals is June first. It's
set. It doesn't matter how long that game goes. It's set everything up.
You know that goes quadruple Super Duke joking one on June teeth. I
mean I think yeah, I think Denver, I mean if you if you
made me bet, I think it'll be a good series either which way because
also the combo either compo's fun to watch. So when you last night,
when you do you guys remember when Scott Pollard came on? Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, and we were talking about like like who who would who should
have been? Like the most complete player of all time? Who do you
say? Do you guys remember I don't remember who should have been? Who?
Like who? Like I asked him, do you think there will be
a player that will come in that can have like everybody back to the basket
then shoot threes passed? He goes, yeah, that should have been to
Marcus Cousins. That's who he's at. But because de Marcus cousins head was
so shih kabab, he was never able to be that guy. Guess what
That guy's here. His name is Joking and dude, I mean outside of
athleticism, which he obviously has athleticism, he just sayesn't have high flyer athleticism.
This guy's a complete package. We've never seen anything like this, like
a three point shooting passing down low. Uh, you know a player,
he had a triple double in the first half. That's the first time that's
happened in the playoffs in like fifty five years. And you know that had
to be like Wilter some one of those guys. It was like the only
fucking seven foot person in the fucking entire state, no matter who they were
playing, he had a triple double. I mean, like that was the
last time we saw anybody with that kind of package. Kevin Garnett maybe he
still wasn't. He didn't passage JJ Redick. Outside of JJ Reddick. I
mean we see anything like this when Kevin Garneck came in, Yes, because
he had the outside game, but he had the inside game body. But
he never was a passer like that. He could never Kevin Garnett was never
the ball stopped with him at the ball stop with him. Yeah, sure,
super saying Karl Malone, did he ever shoot a three in his life?
I don't. I have no memory of him. About him, what
did you guys hear about Karl Malone had all of this memorabilia from the maybe
ninety two Olympics first stream team whenever that was Yeah, I mean some real
rare, crazy shit autograph jerseys from every single player game, war and all
that ship and auction it all off. I got five million bucks. Damn
amazing, Right, I mean I hate that he's at the point where he's
auctioning shit off. But the list of all of this does he I mean,
like dude, I mean like he did come. He did come towards
the end of when the money started skyrock. Let's see what are okay,
let's do it over and let's do it guess guess uh see. He gets
closest without going over to Karl Malone's career earnings. I must say this is
just just NBA money are we talking about? Yeah, just NBA non endorsements,
just NBA salary. How long his career almost twenty. He played from
eighty five to eighty five, eighty six, two, three oh four with
the Lakers. Was I'm gonna say one forty. What you're saying, Okay,
what do you guys, I'm getting to go. I'm gonna think Sam's
over. I'm gonna save one dollar, one dollars back. I hate when
people do that move. No, I'll say what you said one forty.
Those first fucking ten years he was probably making fucking six hundred thousand and season.
I'm gonna say ninety seven million dollars. Jason takes it. He took.
He made one hundred and four million dollars in his career, damn,
dude. So I was right when I said one hundred mill first. Yeah,
yeah, you were exactly right, dude, which is still an insane
amount of money. One dollars two dollars three first season grand, his seconds.
He made two hundred grand his first season, eight hundred grand his second
season. He didn't make a million dollars for his third season, and he
was he was All NBA second in his second season, and he made eight
hundred grand. He's a real scumbag. But that but Johnny, not that
that is even what these guys are making now, But that eight hundred grand
is a much differently like can you look up if you took into inflation,
what would that would equal? But it's still nothing like these max contracts.
Now, that's that's not even dude. I mean, Damian Lillard whatever,
who is a great three point shooter and maybe passer maybe, I mean,
dude, I think he's making sixty mill next year for one season. I
think that like that's crazy. Two mil Yes, I was right when I
said two millions. Two But here's the here's the thing. Here's the thing,
guys, they're gonna make even more money because we haven't even seen the
Amazon or the the Apple or you know, Apple TV or any of these
other streaming services like Hulu. Hulu's showing live games. Is it showing any
NBA games? I don't know, bro, YouTube's getting into it. It's
gonna show any of this shit. They haven't even gotten. So dude,
when you say someone's gonna make I mean the NBA will make you. We
will see in our lifetime a player make a billion dollars in about ten years,
like in a ten year career, a billion dollars. I can see
that. But it'll just it should be relative. I mean it's relatively yeah,
I mean the money it just seems weird. I don't know, sure,
probably, but but by that time a cheeseburgers can me seven. You
know how fucking I've fucking been jerking off so much that I fucking look at
my arm. I fucked the whole bo I got like these bingo wings done
it? And your sister, dud, Dude, what in the fucking hang
on, I've been sweating bananas and it's fucking driving me nuts. Man.
It's just that's a really good effect. Honestly, it did look like you
have like jello arms. That was funny, Like, Okay, did you
guys? Can I just say we talked about broken same same, But did
you guys see that story that people were watching, uh, one of the
playoff games the other night that YouTube TV was doing YouTube TV Who's taking over
at the NFL? And instead of the end of the last four minutes of
the game, all they saw was the Little Mermaid ad on repeat for the
last four minutes of the game. Can you imagine that, Jason, Like,
we're watching You're watching the Falcons play this season, you know, and
it's coming down to it coming down the wire. I would never see and
I would make a big stink about it forever, just over just putting everybody's
playing on social media, like what the fuck is this? Well? Isn't
that well? Wasn't there like a rates game that it was going? Then
they stopped it to watch some some Swiss miss pudding girls tipping. Yeah,
there's been weird that sweetest tipping bitch, Oh sweet? And I think it
might have been. It may have been the immaculum immaculate such a but it
was some crazy comeback like last second playing like a lot of people missed it.
I think it was pipping Scotty because I used to beat off to that.
Joe. That's about this little kid. It runs around like a little
scrounge. You know. Okay, that got uncomfortable, Thank you, Thank
you, pedophile Joe coming up down the pitch, Johnny, were you looking
at for him? No story to see what game it was? By the
way, like a couple of things going on here, the fact that the
I think the NBA will only rig something if there's yeah, it's super clothes
and it's not so obvious it's rigged. Do you know what I'm saying,
Like unless it's really bad, Like I'm sorry, everybody listening. Okay.
They they rigged that Kobe's final championship against Boston where he played like shit in
that final game and they gave him a million foul shots like that's something because
they wanted to set it up. Kobe's going for six, watch him chase
Jordan, right, So they ripped off Boston. Boston got totally screwed.
On that one in my humble opinion, But it has to be that kind
of close game for them to be able to put the for me, just
like, it's just like the Lakers were so blown out by the Denver Nuggets
they couldn't even do anything about it. It just wasn't closed. And Lebron
James is old man, that's all. And like, and it's fine,
you're thirty eight, you played twenty years, you know, respect to you.
Yeah, but you know he's a lot like copy and that. Like
they are just fing the Lakers on the way out with these salaries that they
signed for It's so crazy the amount of money that that Lebron James has made
in his Why would he do that? Dude? Why would he do that?
Doesn't he want to win? I mean, I don't get like,
yeah, that's the question. You go, Lebron, what helps you more
in your life? Another let's let's say another thirty million dollars? Yeah,
I'd say yeah, of that or but no, not Jason Teboat because that's
sounded sweet. I don't know what the second door was. With the first
door, I was, oh, right, So isn't that worth's a billion
dollars? His net worth is a billion dollars. A billion dollars. Yeah,
so thirty million dollars okay is is allowed money to anybody, but when
he billion dollars, it's like you can kind of take that hit. And
the reason I say thirty mils because he could he took fifty mil and he
could have took him twenty mill and they would add two more players that they
could pay fifteen mil that would be good players to come help him win.
Kind of guy. Yeah, and listen, the NBA bent over backwards to
get him players. They did whatever they brought him players. You're like,
Utah, Utah was like a good team and then they traded these players away.
And you're like, Danny Age, I get you, like you like
the tank, but what do you do it? I'd like you have a
good team. Trust the process of these like coming back around things, dude.
But the NBA over backwards out the Lakers because everybody makes more money when
the Lakers are in the playoffs. It's just the way it is. Well,
were you guys to me? See everybody who thought thinks the NBA's fixed
thought that it was gonna be the Spurs getting the first pick. Yet again,
you know, because like getting another big man kind of history repeating itself,
and that's what happened. Did you did you feel any funny business Sam
in the lottery? Um, it's very weird. It's very send pop out,
you know with another guy. But wouldn't it wouldn't it be like if
they really wanted to rig it, send them to Chicago. Why it's a
much bigger market and that team has been dog shit. They need something.
Yeah, they don't seem that they just have their favorites. It seems like,
you know what I mean, the NBA like need the Knicks. For
years they don't. The Knicks have just been a waste land and they could
have. There are times they could have really helped the Knicks and or saved
them from themselves. They haven't. Well, I also think that there's also
that that it's a different it's harder than rig it now, right, It's
like I just feel like the CROs and Envelope thing, you know, like
that was that was the last time that they were like the Knicks. You
know, you were done helping you guys because wasteland after you England. Yeah,
I mean like there was a time I thought that it could get somewhat,
it was somewhat maybe rigged. Was when New Orleans was able to get
the first pick, that absolutely was Yeah, of course it will because because
that allowed them to safe face and trade Anthony Davis to Lebron who was openly
bagging for Anthony Davis, which is tampering. But of course nothing happened to
him. The Hornets hating what what isn't tanking tampering? Technically, I don't
in a weird way, in a weird way now tampering different what somebody else's
player like on another team. The horn the horse have never The Horns have
never won a seven game series and we haven't had a never the only NBA
team to never win a seven game series. And they haven't had the number
one pick. They haven't had the number one pick, despite like bottom three
winning percentage. They haven't fucked up having boats as you're starting fucking point guard.
You guys had a good team. LJ was our last number one pick.
You guys had a good team, and you had a midget as your
point guard. Everybody loved that dude though. Man, you couldn't help but
love him. Yeah, have him come off the bench, like we can't
win with a midget. And this is a guy fourteen year old. He
doesn't take up a bench by he's under the bench like a little fucking troll,
like he lives under the stairs and ship. It was a great playing
NBA jam with him when you know you can only get three guys, having
a little Mugsy Bogs out there, that was always fun. The three guys
Lonzo Morning, Muggsy Bogs, and I can't remember who the third guy was,
but it was always yeah, probably it has to be right. Yeah,
those games were great, weren't they? If you funny, if Muggsy
Bows have fouled you, you got he grainted you a wish. A lot
of people, Yeah, stupid, thank you. When he goes to the
bench, he sits on his pot of gold. Yeah. Yeah, at
the end of the bench there's a pot of gold that he just sits on
when he's fouled out. He's off out everybody after the game, everybody else
just goes home. He disappears into a lamp. So you guys tomorrow,
right, So what else is going on NFL? I wouldn't know your thoughts
about John Moran. I think he's an idiot, but I also think that
outside of the I mean, he's an idiot without a doubt. I think
though he's out of the season, he could do whatever the fuck he wants.
That's my opinion. And you think they're going to suspend it for an
entire year. That is stupid. No, Nike. Listen, Nike with
a very big, very sensitive topic that a very squeaky clean league doesn't want
a fucking They'd love to make an example. If you want to be flashing
guns around, I'm like your two blocks, Shakur, I'm with you,
dude. But Nike did release his shoes, and I guarantee you they wouldn't
released if they thought he was going to um un. Let's say, already
made fucking ship out of him, and they gotta use something with them anyway.
I don't know. Yeah, I'm not Maybe you're wrong. I'm not
argue. I have no problem with you being right about that. I think
he could get strike They wanted to make an example out of somebody, just
like when Calvin Ridley was the first guy that made a gambling better than the
NFL and they go, hey, we got to strike this down hard on
this guy. Otherwise, you know, if we say, hey, you
can have as many guns you want, you only get a five game suspension.
Whatever happens with this is it because they're gonna it's gonna be the precedent
set for the NBA saying none of his TikTok flashing guns around, pulling the
gun out at a fucking high school basketball game. Uh, trying to live
a fucking movie star, fucking lifestyle that you're not even really from. That's
what I agree, buddy. I agree. I think they were just sing
the hammer hard on you, Like, do do you really think the NBA
that needs as many stars as it possibly could have is going to do?
Do you think anybody wants to watch the Grizzlies without John Morand? I mean,
they have some great players, So that guy, which is crazy,
ask will you sisters, Braid's hair running around is exciting for people. Now,
if I was the Memphis Grizzlies, I would move him. Williams of
the NBA, No, he's not. He's he's more like the uh,
the will Smith kids of the NBA where it's like he's trying to well that's
maybe not perfect, but he's trying to be something he's not. Now,
the only question is is why was John Morant a zero star or a two
star recruit? Maybe they knew stuff about him that we didn't really know,
and that's why I was smaller college doesn't really with the fucking good crew with
people. He's you know yeah, yeah, yeah, a little short.
I mean he's a little short, leans leans on his on his tent,
you know. Okay, I saw that. I think he was like sub
six feet coming on. I think he was sub six feet coming out of
high school. I think that's part of why he wasn't a big recruit.
I mean it's possible, it's possible. All right, Sam, I want
to run this one by. Did you hear this story? This is a
great one about the Miami Universities women's basketball coach. Oh no, that was
Miami, Ohio, That's what I mean. Yeah yeah, yeah, not
not the university. I didn't hear the story. Uh yeah, she got
I think she got fired, did she? Yeah? Because she was going
down on my players. What are your thoughts about that? I mean,
this girl is over. I think she's in her Maybe it might even in
twenty twenty one. She's an adult, not her teachers. She's not a
professor, she's her coach. Well, well, well, I mean most
of your teachers in college, they frown on you having sex with the student
body because body, I don't know what you're both literally and figuratively, Okay,
because that is that is a power dynamic thing understanding, and I imagine
coaching is too. Yeah, but you know, you know, it's so
funny. Who's the greatest female basketball coach outside of the guy from Connecticut,
Pat Pat Summits, Pat Summits, something son got into women's basketball because it's
like, my mom is a great basketball player, but great woman's basketball coach.
I could be one too. So somebody, of course he was like
twenty three, twenty four, he's like super young, right, he goes
to school, he starts begging his students, begging his players. This happen.
Yeah, and now he's out. Yeah, you're out because of the
power dynamic. You're totally right about that. You know, Google, They're
all don't speak, going, I'm paying you to take care of the wealth,
your institution, care the welfare of my child while they are they're getting
an education, and now you got them getting swindled by your staff cranking or
fucking you know. Torso open with his fucking jaws of life. What the
why? Everybody's like, why are you mad that a hot teacher's hooking up
with her students? Well, because it's a power dynamic thing. He's under
age, he's probably high. It's like this, it's like the south Park
thing. He's high fiving his friends. But it's like you you are.
You have to have a rule, and that rule goes across the board.
You can't create. We don't work country that does not allow technically rule different
rules for different fools, right. I mean, you're supposed to have one
rule that rules everybody, and you cannot have your players. I mean,
like, dude, you've seen coaches loser jobs because they banged cheerleaders, and
that's what cheerleaders are there for, to bag. He's reminded me of something.
I got some bad news. I got some bad bad news. I
know. We talked about cheerleaders on the show in the NFL. Some of
us feel it's ridiculous. Some of us feel that, hey, cheerleaders are
still a part of football, and I like watching the cheerleaders during the game.
We don't have to say who's taking those positions. But I think Sam,
you're run of wanting cheerleaders in the NFL is about to change, Johnny,
give me a favor. Pull up what I saw today, which is
meet your Atlanta Falcon cheerleaders. Look at the Falcon cheerleader, Sam, and
you tell me there's a real surprises coming down the pipes for you too,
real surprises. A lot of dicks this year in the NFL, and the
old cheerleading thing locock's going around. Well, I mean it's Atlanta, bro,
it's it's no no. I assure you that the NFL's inclusivity, which
I'm in favor of, but I'm saying, when I think cheerleaders in my
head, this is not the group of people that I think is. Now
there's one where you just get to see every single one of them. Okay,
that's my guy right there. That's the one that I'm like, Okay,
I mean, listen, you're gonna have to hold some of their butts
up. And who's better at doing that? Not that guy, dude,
that guy. Look wait, wait, wait, hold on, no,
look at this. This person is wearing the man outfit, but that looks
like a woman, right. I'm telling you, it's all over the place.
You don't know. I think they just went, Okay, every person
on the planet that is anything, we will take one of all of you.
And now that's a lot of cheerleaders. Look how much because cheerleaders any
Look how much more time I got hanail? You got it, you're in
hangnails in? Okay, we got hangnail checked off? Okay, I got
a club foot. Look how much more time they spent. Look how much
more time they spent on the female outfits versus the male outfits. Have you
seen this? There's a there's a guy, that guy killed. Are you
complaining? It's just hilarious. I mean, it's obviously we don't want guys.
That's why we gave you. Guy is straight. He's gonna crush pus
all day. And they would just dump out jerseys on the floor. That's
what it looks like they have for the men. Where Johnny, if you
could, I don't know if there's one. There was one who you just
keep scrolling it. It's just like a head shot at every single person,
one at a time, bang bang bang, And I tell you about it.
There was uh yeah, this is the end. Keep going down.
Oh, Johnny, you're right, that's a dude, that's a mom the
dude. I think the kids call that. No, I'm buying Harry.
Yeah, like coins they called a coin toss in the NFL. Oh she
she go down, go go go up, go up, go up the
other way one more. Oh yeah, she's oh yeah, you got snickers
in my mouth. There's that guy. He's straight, he's pounding pus.
But trust me, man, there is every single I mean, it goes
on forever. This is like when I go to Spearmint Rhino and you're like,
I want a black light skin black chick with blonde here, You're like,
boom, there's four of them. It's like based on absolutely every single
way, and it goes on forever. And then they get into these goofy
motherfuckers. But right there, that's the guy right there that he looks like
that guy. That guy. Can we find us his name? What's his
name? Luke? I don't want to, I don't want people. Can
we sponsor Luke B? Is there a way for us to sponsor Luke B?
That Luke B could be like the po looks like every sports cheerleader.
You can sponsor him if you go to Coxshlics Anonymous. How about that it's
called Hey, Johnny, your job is to find Luke b he has any
social media so we get an approach him about representing us, representing us.
Yeah, we want him to be like the faith. I'll look at that.
She's look at that, Sarah Tiana's cousins hanging out. I mean,
that's all Georgia people. But I've been a Falcon fan long enough. Cheer
Luke Beach Atlanta cheerleader. How to type? Yeah, see if he's gotta
Instagram, put Instagram because we gotta we gotta, we gotta see. We
gotta approach him. See if we get what would take for him? You
know, I don't know what. Um oh, they just have an Instagram
for the whole cheerleader. I'm sure we'll find Luke Bees if anyone knows Luke
b is any if any of the thousands of millions of of Oh yeah,
look look look there you go, there you go. We're gonna get Oh
dude, dude, go back, go back. Geron is on this team.
Look at Geron made it. That's gay. What are they drinking there?
That's gay? Ron, that's horse seamen. That's a big Falcon traditional.
We always drink it. It's very expensive but you know what's horse seamen,
it's a falcon thing. We always do. You always see me Tianna,
and I'm just knocking down the old girl. Oh yeah, come on
man. But dude, you'll notice that they have every single thing completely covered
in such a way that I've kind of flipped my opinion and I'm very curious
to see what the fuck how all this would come together. So what do
you mean you flipped your opinion to what? Because I was the one that
was always saying, fuck cheerleaders on the side of a fucking football game.
It's pointless, it's stupid. It's always trouble because they always wind up fucking
around with somebody, uh and getting into some sort of scandal. Oh did
you say that that guy? If you go up, go up a little
mark like yeah, race, If you stare at picture long enough, you
gave hip. That's that's how gay that picture was. Um. So here's
the whole thing. As cheerleaders, it's not really about the game, to
be honest with you, it's this is they they get sent to go,
oh, hey, go to the like the kids cancer unit and go that's
what they're Hey, go meet this really rich guy. That's like a big
sponsor of us, and go tickle his balls. Sure, then they can
have their fucking harem of chicks. Get them off the sidelines, Stop dangling
them in front of my players so they don't cheat on their wives and getting
fucking stupid, fucking uh reasons to get fucking suspended, you know what I
mean. And let them go. Let them go fucking read to fucking death
children in the hospitals, whatever they gotta do. It's boring. I don't
understand. But now they got this circus of the Benetton fucking ad every fucking
human being that it's ever seen, welcome one of everyone. I want to
see the one in the wheelchair and do the cart cart wheels or I cannot
believe there is in a wheelchair cheerleader. There's got to be one, and
if there isn't, I am going to make a big stink to the end.
How about these new hot special needs people? How long do we get
a hot special needs person? There's there's a zilli enough out there. How
have you noticed that? Like, there's nothing about hot now and hot special
needs people. The only one I could find is actually she broke her neck
cheerleading that's the only one I can find the hot special needs person. No,
no, I mean one in a wheelchair. You want to one in
a wheelchair, but she actually is in a wheelchair because of cheerleading, So
I don't know if that counts. They're just thinking. I'm not saying I'm
not saying, hey, none of these people should be doing in this.
I'm saying it has nothing to do with football, and it's stupid, and
it's the NFL trying to go and we're going to please every fucking person and
nobody in champ It is that there are different rules for different people, like
jump or run, can wave a gun around several different times on a playground
for the love of Christ, for waking up a fight. I walk into
target twice with a gun wavers around. I go to jail. This guy
gets biggest three NBA games. Stupid should have just been like, I just
want to show kids how to shove this up my ass for gay pride.
Then they would have gaven you your own fucking your own parade. Bro,
Yeah, I don't need another parade. The last one did not go well.
I'm a promise you that. What did you guys, what do you
guys think about Okay, I have fifteen minutes, so we some NFL or
some boxing. What do you want to do to talk about what NFL or
boxing? What boxing is either? They're just Joshua Tyson Fury rumors for September.
I saw that. No, dude, they just signed the biggest fight
you you could make right now, the spence you're talking about the stuff?
Yeah, yeah, Well when is taken place? Because that's not for a
while too. Well, that's what's crazy about I think it's at the end
of No, it's not the end of June. Is it at the end
of Juniors at July? But what's crazy about that is that night's supposed to
be the uh Dustin Portier. Uh just engagee fight too, so they're both
gonna be on the same night. Yeah, that's you, just gime.
J twenty ninth. July twenty ninth. I gotta use the restroom talking on
the NFL going in, What did you do? He commuted his mic.
I think he's gotta go to the bathroom. Oh okay, he said,
go to the NFL. Let's say no, I said, we talked,
there's gotta be more Lebron James. We can talk about. But do you
see my point about the chileading thing. I've always been over there. I
don't want to see them. I've never I don't fucking look at none of
that should Yeah, series in the last couple of years, I'm not.
Man, there's the cheerleaders. It's to give women something to look at it
games more than men. Honestly, it really is. I don't know why
don't I've been. I've been several NFL games of women. They're not looking
at the cheeralders. Hey, man, if they're part of the thing.
Everybody comes running out at the beginning of the game and they're waving the flags
and the team comes running up behind them. Yeah, the raw ron hyping
it up. But the stand on the sidelines doing hey we got spirit as
we do shit, No one's paying attention to adamants listening to the gigantic fucking
speakers blaring out shit. Yeah, I don't even notice them. And the
fact that the NFL went to such great links because I promise you this and
the Atlanta Facon cheerleaders aren't throwing new ones that are that super exclusive. We
always knew what the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders look like, and you made he go
like, Damn, Dallas has some fucking crazy hot chicks from Big Hair,
and you know, you know what the Atlanta Facon cheerleaders look like. They
look like City of Atlanta. And for fucking thirty something fucking years of my
life, that's been a black cheerleading squad, you know. And I was
always find with it because it made me feel like that's Atlanta right there.
Okay, all the Buffalo build cheerleaders were fucking frozen to death and just wining
a gigantic coach. He didn't know what the funk were they were wearing,
you know. And now every NFL team cheerleading thing has just everybody everything.
I mean, I've never made me laugh so hard. I don't know about
it. What do you think about DeAndre Hopkins God released today? They can
trade partner makes total sense. They got it's gonna be well he signs for
right Well, you know they hear they're having favorites Buffalo Kansas City because they're
taking a full camp hit right on him. Well, if they're gonna put
him down as a June first release, and when they do that, they
can spread his twenty three million over two years if they traded him, somebody
had to pick up twenty three million dollars on their salary cap right now for
this year. And everyone's like, uh, yeah, we'll give you a
fucking nothing for him. And so now he's really technically uh and they can
spread it out over two years and then he'll sign up with somebody and whatever.
But I mean, he's thirty one. He's missed a lot of games.
Yeah, he's been injured, frown, he had a six game suspension,
which is whatever. But he's he's the wrong side of thirty. He's
not a guy I would feel the city or something like that. Not a
guy I would feel playing a lot of money for sure. Here are the
odds. Someone has signed to a three deal the same amount of money he
was due. Anyway, he'll backload it and it's you know, because we'll
give you forty million bucks over three years, twenty eight million dollars guaranteed.
Here. Here are the odds. Here the odds. Cleveland is plus two
thousand, Jacksonville plus eighteen hundred. I'm getting to more likely. Here.
Eagles plus fifteen hundred Pats plus twelve hundred Lions plus twelve hundred Cowboys plus one
thousand Chargers plus nine fifty Ravens plus seven hundred Jets plus six hundred Bills plus
three hundred and Chiefs plus three hundred. So the Bills and the Chiefs are
the co front runners. I didn't think about the Jets. He goes to
the DeAndre Hopkins goes to the Jets with fucking old man Rogers. Yeah,
they a lot of receivers out there, though he's already had everybody's asked for.
Yeah, they built that team just like he asked. Did you guys
read that article that I sent you about that guy from the Bears table I
would go to I would go to Laurence and Jacksonville. Yeah, but he
wants to win now he's thirty one. He doesn't Jacksonville. Well, because
money, I'm I'm making your taxes. Yeah, I mean you're gonna get
tax the fuck out of in most of these places. Eighth Ridge. I
don't see Yon Jacksonville. But I didn't special dude. I mean, how
can the Jets still have money? They can't. They can't afford him.
Jets couldn't afford him. They gotta be strapped. Did you guys see that
article about Donte Pettis. I think the name don Te Petis. Yeah,
yeah, I saw that, Yeah, with the auto pretty funny. And
then what was that They wrote an article about him being resigned or whatever,
and whoever wrote the article, it just auto corrected it to uh, dainty
Penis and they put the article out and then it went super viral. And
now you know, everybody's gonna be calling this guy dainty pig. They have
a little guy too, fuck mane that fella. You can walk into the
locker room. He was something dainty Penis. He's gotta be like fuck.
I told him, buddy, I was gonna give him a fucking Penis Jersey
for his fifties burnt Dale Barris Jersey says Penis on Honestly, dude, that's
why you pay for Twitter Blues so you can edit your tweets when you write
dainty Penis like that, because if he was playing for Twitter blow, he
could totally fix up. It made me. I thought about it, so
I got a couple more. They should have if there was a couple other
fucking sweet nicknames like that for players, like let's say, you know Greg
Dortch, the receiver for Arizona. Yeah, he could be great dork.
That's not bad. Go on, William Gay from the Steelers, the defense
back. He would just stay William Gay. I think, how about this
willing gay? Will will What about willing Gay? Not too shabby? Okay?
Uh? Javelin hurts, that could be our good friend. Jalen hurts,
right there, hurt. You know that guy's gotta what about this?
This is the good one? Though about this? What's his name? Jalen
hurts? Yeah. Joanna squirts. That's good. Jana squirts. That's first
sure because it's not an auto correct do you want a correct? J Shark
could be the BJ shark. Shark you lived through that experience, you tell
that story. You know what I'm saying. That's that's a that's a party
fucking stopper right there? Would you? Last night? I fucking hung out
with the BJ Shark? Yeah? It sounds like some chicken hip hop who
got like a great great name who just like blew her way to the top.
Yeah, yeah, Like, what's that ship? I remember that woman
who whose name was Superhead, like she was yea with all these raps,
she became a sty Yeah, and she talked to her like she knew what
she was talking about. That's right? Yeah, yeah, what about his
one? This is one for the pedophiles? What about instead a Young Way?
Who could be the Young Way? Who like a question mark at the
end of a jersey and we need more question marks on jerseys? What about
this one Bryce Young? For Bryce Young Chinese new quarterback? What about this
one for Bryce Young's team? Come guzzling, twink pot? What about that?
Johnny Nanny, are you worried that they're already talking about balls beans?
I saw that that was my segue is the about And they said it hasn't
been happening at all. When I when they asked the coaches, I just
saw a thing today that said that they are knocking down his passes, left
him right. The coaches said, that hasn't been a problem at all.
Everybody keeps calling him Webster or something like that. What lose Webster? They're
like, great, great, we got muggsy Bogs here football are you It
wasn't amazing, They said, he looks incredible in practice. I mean,
what are they going to say? One year plays is apparently what you're talking
about? Willis? Yeah, I don't know, just down right now,
honestly, Johnny, now no conference rival ball busted legit sports fan question,
Are you worried in any way shaping porter that that how little he does seem
to look now that he's lining up in the enther No, No, I
mean we have a we have no no that. Everything everybody saw was that
one picture with our left tackle, who's like six six. There's not a
quarterback. There's like two quarterbacks in the NFL who would not look much shorter
than him. Drew Brees would also, you gottamagine what about this? What
if what if he wore heels when he played? Have you seen what Rohn
de Santist does. He wears these cowboy boots that have these giant lifts in
the back to make him look taller than Yeah, that's what they should get
Bryce. So when he runs, he runs on stilts us to do that?
Now he's dead. Think about that to Santist, Now that does worry
me. That would be terrible. Um. So you're not worried about him
being short at off that swear, not really because all the you know,
I was until I heard I saw the heat maps that he actually is one
of the best quarterbacks in the NFL going over the middle. I mean,
yeah, we've heard about the fucking heat maps. Yeah, we've heard about
these freaking heat maps. And the I mean the thing about you hear about
it. The lineman in the sec or is big? Is the NFL?
All right? Well, you know there's a rule on the show when Johnny
starts john and it's called trying to call it a day. Such a boring
conversation about a little Bryce, young Jesus, Johnny, can we get into
that boxing match? Man? Are you guys exciting? Why? How much?
You know those tickets are gonna be so expensive? Oh? Forgot about
it, dude, Yeah, forget about You know, those things are like
Super Bowl things where they go I bet sixty percent of it is fucking papered
in in a in a not in a given a way. But they're all
rich favors that fucking the networks buy them up, and all the fucking casino
owners buy them up, and they give them to the fucking super celebrities and
ship it's gonna be a great fight, bro. I just both of those
would be good too, Alexi, Joshua fucking h Tyson Fury too. That's
what they say. September. Who do you have? Who do you have,
they're not doing Joshua Tyson Fury. I think they just said in September.
I think they just said, well, who do you have in the
Crawford? But I mean, like I love Spence, I I think I'm
going Crawford. I almost don't want to say yet, but I U I
jo not. I haven't decided who I'm looking for. I mean I haven't.
If you made me bet right now without watching the fucking you know,
thirty for thirty training fucking ships because that always white changed my mind. I
go, oh, man, this guy's fus some new ship going. Yeah.
They always trick you. It's like it's the same thing. It's like
a Hard Knocks dude. They always make you think like, oh, he's
gonna all that. Yeah, they's still done so well. Those boxing onesn't
make it go okay. But if you I would say Crawford right now,
maybe, if you hadn't forced me to, I'm with you. I'm with
you my unofficial just but why I know, Jason, what you were talking
about. It looks like that. Tyson Fury said today that he has sent
a contract to Joshua for a September fights. But man, I really like
to see him fight us. Is is that? Why can't we Why can't
he fight usick? That's what I want to see Us doesn't want to be
the B side US beat Joshua. I mean, why can't we get them
together? That's the best fight you can make it one of those two.
Either one of those two, I'd be happy. But I want to see
Joshua. I'm tired of seeing Joshua fight. Dude, he's done to me.
I want to see him get his block knocked off. He has got
Tyson Cury. I mean he lost twice to us, he lost the ruise.
I'm done seeing Joshua. I would rather see uh Tyson Cury absolutely.
I mean I think us would be would just never be able to touch you
know, he just keep him out on that job, and it was like,
would never be able to get in there. But it was like,
is surprisingly uh like Wiley, you know he's good at getting inside. He
did it with Joshua, So I don't know. I got one last complaint
before we go. And by the way, for the record, I'm gonna
going to record Sam. I'm missed. I missed my lugga. Just set
it to you right now. One last complaint to the NFL. Can we
please stop changing change jersey numbers all the time? Now every rocking player is
changing complaying about right? Are you complaining about Coop? Is that what?
Well? I'm getting to Coop. But everybody's done it, everybody, everybody's
gotten you. You're you're running back. Sam just changed his fucking jersey for
the Raiders everybody because they want more people to buy his jersey. Yeah,
no ship, but you know what A and I get that, sure,
just you sho me up down, NFL. Oh, I do, but
here's what you do me off about it as a fan? Is that leave
the Jews out of Jesus. I sit in the fucking Oh I'm gonna work
them in. I sit there. It's the only sport there. Everybody is
dressed like a fucking gladiator. And the only way I can tell the difference
between everybody is your fucking number. And every fucking nine months you switch your
fucking number because the fucking guy that wore your college number got traded or you
like that. It's cool to wear the number zero. Now to do that
and people wear zero, it's it's ridiculous. And by the way, I
got my coup number seven Jersey that I understand now is Bijan Robbins in Jersey,
And hey, you know what he traded him for it for? He
didn't give him one hundred thousand dollars. I thought he just didn't do anything.
Would he end up doing it? No? They're both very religious Christian
people, and Coo just goes, hey, you just make a sweet donation
to whatever a great charity that it is all right the Jersey Jers, sir.
So you know what I say, Welcome to the Falcons, Bijan.
You're the guy I wanted to draft, drafted you, and I'm gonna get
the Coup Club plan. Come on over to the neighborhood. Give you a
welcome cross right in the yard, because that's what they like down in the
South, the old most inclusive fan base, the Coup Club clan, now
has to switch to number six. I don't know the meaning of six.
I just know I loved the Coup number seven, and now it has to
switch to six. So I'm still gonna maybe I'll call the Kubason Jersey.
I'm gonna wear the seven. People are gonna content and say, hey,
sweet fucking h brand new Bijan Robinson Jersey, I gotta go. No,
it's fucking kickers Jersey. That's not his knuckle or anymore. Do you really
feel because I don't. All right, let's see Sam. I love you,
buddy, great show. Sorry, talk so much for you, buddy.
Everybody five? What what do they say? Girlfriend? Every girl's my
girlfriend? Every good disturbed me. I'm a Sam loved this song. He
answer was like, yeah, special age. What am I saying? Donny
Stock just let her rock these our kids we're supporting now. If you are,
if you're a drum puncture by problem, if you want to find this
uh and buy it with knee high. Let's get busy. As the name
of the album, every Girl's my girlfriend, Every Girl's my girlfriend. Just
gonna I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this a vote. Should this be a
new Punch Trunk themes should talk