1
00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:06,160
For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

2
00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:12,960
the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive
and kicking mun over here. I'll hit

3
00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,839
but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.

4
00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:21,000
This brother breaking on the forty yard
but this brother, Come on, sid,

5
00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:25,199
I hope I didn't kiss off.
Jesus you call that a penalty's number

6
00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:28,600
one? That was number one.
It's the La Clippers. Shut up,

7
00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:35,119
you're staying it for all people.
I would get a pregnant They just called

8
00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:39,399
in and hangs up. Your mother
fucker that can kiss me off? Are

9
00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:41,799
you? Are you in the shower
house totally in the show. Yeah,

10
00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,000
he's not a coach. Can give
me James stupid. You're a super idiot.

11
00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:52,960
For get soup up tight over literally
to clearly why I will lie for

12
00:00:53,079 --> 00:01:06,159
attention my life at start, y'all, you're coming. Welcome to punch drunk

13
00:01:06,239 --> 00:01:12,319
sports where winners win. So much
winning going on here, I mean so

14
00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:18,640
like, I just feel like what's
really great about our stop here is if

15
00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:25,280
you go from Johnny's to mine to
um Jason Tebow's, It's like it's like

16
00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:29,599
the turning up of the camera angle. Have you noticed that? Have you

17
00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:34,599
noticed like straight on a little bit
and he's just straight up You know why

18
00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:38,799
because I got on his iPad thing. Yeah, blowjob. Basically we're the

19
00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:46,280
blowjob angle, for which I'm fine
with. Yeah. I think there's gonna

20
00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,920
be a lot of blood job talk
today. I got several blowjob stories written

21
00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,480
in a queue here. I know
you haven't done a podcast in a while,

22
00:01:53,519 --> 00:01:55,840
but I said this up where I
just want to tell you, Merry

23
00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:59,480
Christmas, Buddy, Mary, Merry
Christmas, Buddy. I love it.

24
00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:07,520
It's always Christmas at the tea bows. I love Santa Cup because Sam always

25
00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,919
took bitches at me about my fucking
Christmas eights. I don't bitch, are

26
00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,360
you? I celebrate you aggressively.
I don't know if that's where Sam.

27
00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:20,639
How's comedy chaos been going? It's
okay, Bro, gonna be honest with

28
00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,159
you. It's fun, it's great. The problem is is that everybody's Jack

29
00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:28,520
and my swag. What do you
mean by that? People? They all

30
00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,000
do the same shows I do with
the same kind of flyers and every It's

31
00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,439
been like that for a while though. I noticed it's been like that before

32
00:02:35,479 --> 00:02:38,759
the pandemic. It was kind of
being like that. Just I'm always it's

33
00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:43,759
so funny, dude, I'll bring
somebody on the comedy Chaos and within two

34
00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,800
weeks or on everybody else's shows.
Jobs not a past, fucking paid record,

35
00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:52,120
friend of shops, not a paid
regular. He was doing five fucking

36
00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:57,840
main room shows a week. He
was on every shows killing it. Doesn't

37
00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,879
even have to get past he's get
out of the super Yeah. I mean,

38
00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,919
yeah, you're basically if you get
past, you're playing them a r

39
00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,159
which I haven't played them forever.
I think I think I'm gonna start come

40
00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:12,800
back in, but I just like, I just can't take It's not the

41
00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:19,439
comedy Store. It's it's Hollywood comedy. The crowds are dumb. You've missed

42
00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:22,360
this. Jason Sam has made this
distinction now and I like it. I

43
00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:28,879
think he's right between Hollywood in LA. Yeah, I love that. I

44
00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:35,159
mean I think I hate Hollywood.
You mean the politics of working in Hollywood.

45
00:03:35,159 --> 00:03:38,199
You don't mean the actuals, No, I mean the actual people of

46
00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:46,680
the Hollywood. The industry are not
are not good comedy crowds and the people

47
00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:52,879
that will tell you that they're good
comedy crowds are doing very mainstream comedy there.

48
00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:58,080
They think they're led Zeppelin, but
they're really Nickelback. I've been doing,

49
00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,159
you know what, shows have been
going so risingly terrible. I've been

50
00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:09,039
doing surprise pop up shows at truck
stops at like eleven am not going well.

51
00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,879
But I'm telling you, man,
I'm getting my fucking stage legs.

52
00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,719
I'm getting I got to new you
know, chucking, a driving a lot

53
00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:16,879
and shit, A lot of a
lot of Kansas get turned at me in

54
00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:19,480
Kansas, which I'm like, how
do you have a fucking beer in your

55
00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:25,560
handover? It's earlier, sir,
But I mean I understand what you're saying.

56
00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,879
That's what I'm saying. I bet
you crush with a lot lizards.

57
00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,639
Oh brow, are you kidding me? I am a lot lizard. I'm

58
00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,560
gonna they just don't even know.
They just thought they were talking to a

59
00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,600
fucking ugly lady and the next thing
and now I'm cracking my eggs into her.

60
00:04:41,399 --> 00:04:45,680
I don't even know what that means. Guys, guess what Daddy was

61
00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:50,480
going to play Mississippi by cancelback gig. So I'm gonna meet in Louisiana.

62
00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:55,000
We're selling a couple of tickets.
I'm not beating myself up. I'm enjoying

63
00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,199
it. I'll have a decent sized
crowd by the time I'm there, and

64
00:04:58,319 --> 00:05:00,399
you know what, it's good.
I was good trying to shoot Special in

65
00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:03,279
the next couple of weeks. I
think I'm gonna move it back and then

66
00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,879
we'll figure out when I'll do it. But I'm ready. You were talking

67
00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:09,680
about Special when I was out in
LA. I just need to have like

68
00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:14,160
a couple of weeks of performance.
And you know, I've been like super

69
00:05:14,199 --> 00:05:17,000
Slam that I talked to my PA
agent and there. Anyways, the point

70
00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,800
is like, hopefully things will start
picking up. I'm excited and life is

71
00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:25,399
good. Life is good, dude. I talked to my PO the other

72
00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,000
day and he was like, hey, man, you're on the wrong track.

73
00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,720
And I thought I thought that I
thought we were done here. But

74
00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:35,560
yeah, so I'm taking a little
breath of myself respect. You gotta dude,

75
00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,920
next time you're in LA you're taking
your fucking luggage from my house.

76
00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:44,480
Oh I literally moved your luggage in
my move. Do you know do you

77
00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:48,560
remember why I'm nuts? Why?
Because well, a certain somebody was like,

78
00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:53,040
hey, I'm I go bring him
to the store. I'll park right

79
00:05:53,079 --> 00:05:56,600
by the store. I'll take him
from then. Jason, you are so

80
00:05:56,639 --> 00:06:00,040
fucking cute that you think it's my
fault. I'm not saying your fault.

81
00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:11,920
I'm saying, not negligent, dropped
off your luggage and then ran to the

82
00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:15,519
fucking airport and they've been at my
house ever since. But I'm the guy

83
00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:21,399
that's being negligent because I didn't take
your bags to the store. I'm saying,

84
00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:26,160
you're moving that day. I talked
to Data that day and she's like,

85
00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,480
you want me to bring him to
the store, And I said sure,

86
00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,759
I said, sure, bring him
to the store. Take him from

87
00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:36,759
you there. But this is for
whatever your side. Go to Sam's house

88
00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:41,000
and get the bags. Yeah,
you were literally in the middle of moving

89
00:06:41,079 --> 00:06:46,560
from three one four seven whipper Will
to your new place at two two seven

90
00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,519
haven Hurst Road. It's always your
fake address, by the way, it's

91
00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:53,839
always whipper Will so far, you
know, it's a real street not too

92
00:06:53,839 --> 00:07:00,360
far right around here where I seven
haven Hurst Drive. Um, all right,

93
00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:01,800
enough of that, let's get into
some sports. We haven't talked in

94
00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:08,279
a while. A lot of great
stuff going on a lot of great stuff.

95
00:07:08,439 --> 00:07:16,759
I mean it's incredible football, boxing, M and m MMA, NBA.

96
00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:20,079
Where do you want to start?
Bro, bam we could talk about

97
00:07:20,079 --> 00:07:25,240
I mean, okay, I got
something I've BBW bro a lot of hot

98
00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:29,879
bb Yeah. I want to say, let's go NBA first because we're wrapping

99
00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,959
up here and I want to know
your Fox, Sam, and I know

100
00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:35,800
you've got the biggest better friend BA
right now because we're almost done with it.

101
00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:41,680
Uh do you think now right now? I don't know when I'm excited

102
00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,920
because we're almost in the NBA season. That's when I really start to get

103
00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,720
into Like, but I'm saying,
you know, soon's the NBA Championships done.

104
00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:58,160
I'm going full bore NBA talk.
I'm drafted draft. I think whatever

105
00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:03,240
your number one sport is, you
almost like the off season just as much

106
00:08:03,279 --> 00:08:07,600
because you're into the transactions. You're
into the fucking hope. Really we're the

107
00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:09,759
same way the NFL, aren't we, Jason? We both love the NFL

108
00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:13,600
off season. I know you do. I do. I absolutely love it.

109
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,600
It's probably like it more than in
the NFL, just because my team

110
00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:18,360
is shitty every year. Yeah,
me too, same boat, because it's

111
00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:20,439
hope because I go, oh,
fuck, man, we made these couple

112
00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:24,000
moves. Man, finally, when
am I think behind the eight ball anymore?

113
00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:26,079
And you know it's it's a false
sense of hope, but but it's

114
00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:31,279
hope. So Sam, speaking of
hope, do you think now it's now

115
00:08:31,319 --> 00:08:33,600
it's three two, going back to
Miami, do you think the Celtics could

116
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,600
pull this off? I think it's
never been done before. And two part

117
00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:43,679
question, do you think the time
off helps or hurts the waiting? Uh

118
00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:50,360
Denver Nuggets? Um? Great question? Right back right after this break?

119
00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,600
No, I'm getting right after this
anyways, what's up with these black people?

120
00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:56,519
When are we back from commercial break? These dude? Let me tell

121
00:08:56,519 --> 00:09:05,600
your Oh shit, welcome back,
welcome. Um. Here's my opinion on

122
00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:11,039
this. It is possible. It
is possible. I mean, all they

123
00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,080
have to do is get it.
They now they have to win one game

124
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,480
to get to a one game playoff, so it is possible. I don't

125
00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:24,279
think they get out of Miami,
That's just my opinion. I do think

126
00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:31,159
it goes Miami and back to Boston. So he's Miami's up three two,

127
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,960
and they they play in Miami and
then they go back to Boston for seven

128
00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:39,240
I've been dying to talk to you
guys about this Miami Heat team forever,

129
00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:46,120
Like I've been dying. It's so
hilarious. So so every anytime anyone has

130
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,879
any success in the NBA, it's
a copycat league. Right. The only

131
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,879
people they don't copy is the Miami
Heat because everyone talks Miami Heat culture,

132
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,080
right, That's all they ever talk, Miami culture and culture. What is

133
00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:03,879
that culture? Well, it's it's
the culture of the inmates. Don't run

134
00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:07,840
the asylum. That's what the culture
is, meaning that the management, the

135
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:13,039
executive they have, they are they
are running something. They're in control.

136
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:18,000
Now. They obviously have to play
and nice with the players, but you

137
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:22,480
go there knowing that pat Riley and
Eric Prostra are going to be pushing you

138
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:28,639
and they have a plan and you're
there to help them execute that plan.

139
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:35,120
But what to me is real heat
culture is gas. What guys practice the

140
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,360
heats. The heat. The Miami
Heat is one of the very few,

141
00:10:39,399 --> 00:10:45,399
if not the only team that does
along the lines up your traditional practice.

142
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:50,080
They run practices this new NBA.
They're like, oh, it's too many

143
00:10:50,159 --> 00:10:54,600
games, you know, We're just
not gonna practice And they don't practice.

144
00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,399
And that's why you have like the
Clippers who stuff starn't getting hard. They

145
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:07,879
can't run an offense because they haven't
been running a practices and everything is one

146
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,480
on five and it's just ridiculous,
dude. The Heat are the only ones

147
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:18,120
that actually run practices, that run
plays. Because when you like discipline in

148
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:26,200
any sport, if you really get
to like into these professional sports, ninety

149
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:31,519
percent of the athletes have probably along
the line of the same skill set.

150
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,399
You know, some are better shooters, some are better bassars or whatever,

151
00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:39,200
better defense, but they're all they're
all got, really within a spectrum,

152
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,840
the same talent. And then you
have your like superstars, right, like

153
00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:48,799
you're all timers are you're superstars?
Right, So when the offense doesn't click,

154
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:56,120
when the shots aren't going down,
okay, discipline is almost discipline,

155
00:11:56,159 --> 00:12:05,519
whether it's boxing, football, the
discipline is usually the difference between champions and

156
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:11,679
guys who are really good but never
win, right, discipline, And the

157
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:18,759
problem is we do these I'm telling
you, the Celtics have that ton of

158
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,159
talent, they have more talent than
the Heat do, but I guarantee they

159
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:28,440
don't even they never even practice as
much as as as the Heat do.

160
00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:33,120
That's why the Heat are always competitive
even when they come in in a playoff

161
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:39,600
game, because Jimmy Butler has decided
that he doesn't care where his team is

162
00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:43,759
in the seatings. He just wants
to make to the playoffs so he can

163
00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:48,639
go crazy. Right, I think
they do. You think it's literally he

164
00:12:48,799 --> 00:12:52,919
thinks that way or something about him
and his competitive nature just hits another gear

165
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:58,440
when the playoffs get there. No, I think that. I think they

166
00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:01,360
think, well, I you know, well, where where have we seen

167
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:07,600
that Kobe and Shack right that they
were They're like, we don't care about

168
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:11,360
the regular season. We're just gonna
come in during the playoffs and turn it

169
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:16,240
on. And I think Jimmy Butler, even though it has one like that,

170
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:22,440
has that my mentality. I'm just
gonna go playoff crazy. It's kind

171
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,360
of surprising now that he hasn't won
more. Honestly, he's just had such

172
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,000
bad luck with being on well he's
been on some not good teams, yeah,

173
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,919
some bad teams. Yeah right,
I mean the Bulls. I think

174
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,639
he was on the Bulls after Derrick
Rose, right, so that team,

175
00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:45,679
So then he went to Minnesota and
that he just so supposedly Jimmy Butler and

176
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:50,679
the bench beat the starters, and
the starters hated that Shita, so he

177
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,639
didn't get along with them. And
like I've been told that, like Jimmy

178
00:13:54,799 --> 00:14:01,480
Butler makes the makes the locker room
listening the country music? Are you serious?

179
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:09,559
In the NBA? And I think
he loves Nickelback. Oh, he's

180
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,399
not the easiest guy to get along
with. I think you got to get

181
00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:18,720
the right players around him. And
maybe that's why these undrafted guys work because

182
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,000
they they're just like, I'm happy
to be here. I'll listen to I'll

183
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,759
listen to David Dukes like a banjoo
jams. Okay, I don't give a

184
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:31,519
shit, just let me let me
play in the NBA. Right, That's

185
00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:35,399
one of my favorite CDs actually from
growing up in the South. Every house

186
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,000
in the South has David Dukes banjo
jams. You can't. So the whole

187
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,879
point is is that I just think
it's they practice when nobody else does.

188
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:50,840
In the NBA. It's very few
teams and who who are these teams?

189
00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:56,879
Probably San Antonio maybe does, Utah
maybe does right, but it dude,

190
00:14:56,159 --> 00:15:01,240
Lakers doubt it, Clippers for sure. And this is the craziest thing.

191
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:05,559
And I'm sorry, I'll shut up
now, but dude, please, I

192
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:11,399
was just laughing. Some Phoenix sons
are actually have Doc Rivers in their final

193
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:16,080
four to be their coach. Like, what do you need to go?

194
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,960
Good guy? I mean, nicest
guy. I've met Doc Rivers twice and

195
00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,240
every time I met him, you
just feel like he's been your friend forever.

196
00:15:24,519 --> 00:15:28,000
Who cares? That's everybody. Everybody
that knows him loves him. But

197
00:15:28,519 --> 00:15:31,799
but but the fang who cares.
Everybody loves mister Rogers. You want him

198
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:37,360
coach in your fucking NBA team?
No, Well, mister Rogers could make

199
00:15:37,399 --> 00:15:41,720
adjustments maybe, but he just can't
make adjustments, right, He's not even

200
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:46,440
alive. Ye think about that river. That's the ultimate not making adjustments,

201
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,919
being dead. He literally making no
adjustments when you're dead. You know,

202
00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:56,679
the dead can't make adjustments. That's
what should be. It's like a dead

203
00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:04,840
sponsor. All right, let me
do this quick. OK, that's a

204
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,279
good segue for a new sponsor.
Host hosts of ghosts? Guys, do

205
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:12,039
you need a house haunted? Maybe
to drive down the price, host a

206
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:17,720
party or just scare the kids?
Are you tired of paying those ridiculous inflated

207
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:22,080
prices for ghosts. Well not at
Hosts of Ghosts. All of our ghosts

208
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,919
are certifiably dead. That's very important, and all of them have their union

209
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,960
paperwork up to date. So come
on down to host a ghost and tell

210
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,799
them. Marcus said, Hi,
Now back to the show. All right,

211
00:16:34,279 --> 00:16:37,279
Welcome, Welcome, Host of Ghosts. Happy to have I love Host

212
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:40,320
of Ghosts. Man. I saw
a commercial. I'm like, dude,

213
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:45,080
that guy that would be a perfect
product for this commercial. It is perfect

214
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:51,639
product. When that ship comes in, I'm like, ghosts. Yeah,

215
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:57,200
best, so we'll see. Dude, you are your okay, pick it

216
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,279
right now? I mean, do
you a real quick thing, real quick?

217
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:06,920
I think you guys remember, oh
tomorrow, I'm going Miami, and

218
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,160
then who do you go on?
Miami, Denver, Miami all the way

219
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:15,720
through. No, no, I
think this is Denver's to lose. I

220
00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:18,119
agree with you one hundred percent.
Now let me ask you this, dude,

221
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:22,839
because you didn't answer this partament question. Do you think this time off

222
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:26,319
helps her hurts Denver? Because now
this could just you know, they could

223
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:29,200
have swept him and now this thing
could go seven games, which is you

224
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:36,319
know the NBA. That's like another
month. UM, I personally believe essentially

225
00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:40,160
two weeks off. Do you think
that helps them hurts them? I think

226
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,200
it. I think it. I
think they'll be fine. That's just my

227
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:48,200
opinion. I think they'll be fine. And I guarantee they're practicing, am

228
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,480
working out and keeping it going.
I think they will be fine. I

229
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:56,119
would not be That's just my opinion. I mean, they're healing. I

230
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,839
mean, they're gonna come in the
most rested they've been the whole season,

231
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:07,240
outside of outside of of UM All
Star weekend, right, I mean,

232
00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:10,759
dude, they're gonna have a week
nine. They're having nine days off.

233
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:15,240
Dude, that is gold and might
have more than that cut off. And

234
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:18,279
they're all dude, they're I mean, especially like Joker and those guys are

235
00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:22,720
veterans. They remember where we just
go seven games. This goes seven the

236
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,960
games. You know, the NBA
is not gonna make fucking Boston or Miami

237
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:32,160
play the next day. It's always
like the Finals is June first. It's

238
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:37,440
set. It doesn't matter how long
that game goes. It's set everything up.

239
00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:51,720
You know that goes quadruple Super Duke
joking one on June teeth. I

240
00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:56,000
mean I think yeah, I think
Denver, I mean if you if you

241
00:18:56,039 --> 00:19:00,359
made me bet, I think it'll
be a good series either which way because

242
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,880
also the combo either compo's fun to
watch. So when you last night,

243
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:12,599
when you do you guys remember when
Scott Pollard came on? Yeah yeah,

244
00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:18,799
yeah yeah, and we were talking
about like like who who would who should

245
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:22,119
have been? Like the most complete
player of all time? Who do you

246
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:27,039
say? Do you guys remember I
don't remember who should have been? Who?

247
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,559
Like who? Like I asked him, do you think there will be

248
00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:37,559
a player that will come in that
can have like everybody back to the basket

249
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,759
then shoot threes passed? He goes, yeah, that should have been to

250
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,599
Marcus Cousins. That's who he's at. But because de Marcus cousins head was

251
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,759
so shih kabab, he was never
able to be that guy. Guess what

252
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,960
That guy's here. His name is
Joking and dude, I mean outside of

253
00:19:55,039 --> 00:20:00,359
athleticism, which he obviously has athleticism, he just sayesn't have high flyer athleticism.

254
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,880
This guy's a complete package. We've
never seen anything like this, like

255
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:11,240
a three point shooting passing down low. Uh, you know a player,

256
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,960
he had a triple double in the
first half. That's the first time that's

257
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:18,119
happened in the playoffs in like fifty
five years. And you know that had

258
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,559
to be like Wilter some one of
those guys. It was like the only

259
00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:25,440
fucking seven foot person in the fucking
entire state, no matter who they were

260
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,519
playing, he had a triple double. I mean, like that was the

261
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:33,839
last time we saw anybody with that
kind of package. Kevin Garnett maybe he

262
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:41,599
still wasn't. He didn't passage JJ
Redick. Outside of JJ Reddick. I

263
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:47,440
mean we see anything like this when
Kevin Garneck came in, Yes, because

264
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,200
he had the outside game, but
he had the inside game body. But

265
00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:56,359
he never was a passer like that. He could never Kevin Garnett was never

266
00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,240
the ball stopped with him at the
ball stop with him. Yeah, sure,

267
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,279
super saying Karl Malone, did he
ever shoot a three in his life?

268
00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:10,119
I don't. I have no memory
of him. About him, what

269
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:15,519
did you guys hear about Karl Malone
had all of this memorabilia from the maybe

270
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:19,680
ninety two Olympics first stream team whenever
that was Yeah, I mean some real

271
00:21:19,839 --> 00:21:25,000
rare, crazy shit autograph jerseys from
every single player game, war and all

272
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,599
that ship and auction it all off. I got five million bucks. Damn

273
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,599
amazing, Right, I mean I
hate that he's at the point where he's

274
00:21:32,599 --> 00:21:36,759
auctioning shit off. But the list
of all of this does he I mean,

275
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:41,039
like dude, I mean like he
did come. He did come towards

276
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,119
the end of when the money started
skyrock. Let's see what are okay,

277
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,319
let's do it over and let's do
it guess guess uh see. He gets

278
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:52,160
closest without going over to Karl Malone's
career earnings. I must say this is

279
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:57,119
just just NBA money are we talking
about? Yeah, just NBA non endorsements,

280
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:03,519
just NBA salary. How long his
career almost twenty. He played from

281
00:22:03,559 --> 00:22:08,920
eighty five to eighty five, eighty
six, two, three oh four with

282
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:15,319
the Lakers. Was I'm gonna say
one forty. What you're saying, Okay,

283
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,640
what do you guys, I'm getting
to go. I'm gonna think Sam's

284
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,559
over. I'm gonna save one dollar, one dollars back. I hate when

285
00:22:21,599 --> 00:22:23,960
people do that move. No,
I'll say what you said one forty.

286
00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:30,279
Those first fucking ten years he was
probably making fucking six hundred thousand and season.

287
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:36,039
I'm gonna say ninety seven million dollars. Jason takes it. He took.

288
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,200
He made one hundred and four million
dollars in his career, damn,

289
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,480
dude. So I was right when
I said one hundred mill first. Yeah,

290
00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:45,720
yeah, you were exactly right,
dude, which is still an insane

291
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:51,599
amount of money. One dollars two
dollars three first season grand, his seconds.

292
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,240
He made two hundred grand his first
season, eight hundred grand his second

293
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:57,079
season. He didn't make a million
dollars for his third season, and he

294
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,799
was he was All NBA second in
his second season, and he made eight

295
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:06,839
hundred grand. He's a real scumbag. But that but Johnny, not that

296
00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:10,599
that is even what these guys are
making now, But that eight hundred grand

297
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:18,000
is a much differently like can you
look up if you took into inflation,

298
00:23:18,079 --> 00:23:22,160
what would that would equal? But
it's still nothing like these max contracts.

299
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:27,160
Now, that's that's not even dude. I mean, Damian Lillard whatever,

300
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:32,960
who is a great three point shooter
and maybe passer maybe, I mean,

301
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:38,200
dude, I think he's making sixty
mill next year for one season. I

302
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:45,759
think that like that's crazy. Two
mil Yes, I was right when I

303
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:51,640
said two millions. Two But here's
the here's the thing. Here's the thing,

304
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,799
guys, they're gonna make even more
money because we haven't even seen the

305
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:03,359
Amazon or the the Apple or you
know, Apple TV or any of these

306
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:11,000
other streaming services like Hulu. Hulu's
showing live games. Is it showing any

307
00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:15,240
NBA games? I don't know,
bro, YouTube's getting into it. It's

308
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:18,759
gonna show any of this shit.
They haven't even gotten. So dude,

309
00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:25,279
when you say someone's gonna make I
mean the NBA will make you. We

310
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:32,039
will see in our lifetime a player
make a billion dollars in about ten years,

311
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:37,279
like in a ten year career,
a billion dollars. I can see

312
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:41,799
that. But it'll just it should
be relative. I mean it's relatively yeah,

313
00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:44,680
I mean the money it just seems
weird. I don't know, sure,

314
00:24:44,839 --> 00:24:51,960
probably, but but by that time
a cheeseburgers can me seven. You

315
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,079
know how fucking I've fucking been jerking
off so much that I fucking look at

316
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,039
my arm. I fucked the whole
bo I got like these bingo wings done

317
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:03,119
it? And your sister, dud, Dude, what in the fucking hang

318
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,839
on, I've been sweating bananas and
it's fucking driving me nuts. Man.

319
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:12,000
It's just that's a really good effect. Honestly, it did look like you

320
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:21,279
have like jello arms. That was
funny, Like, Okay, did you

321
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:22,559
guys? Can I just say we
talked about broken same same, But did

322
00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:26,039
you guys see that story that people
were watching, uh, one of the

323
00:25:26,079 --> 00:25:30,319
playoff games the other night that YouTube
TV was doing YouTube TV Who's taking over

324
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,000
at the NFL? And instead of
the end of the last four minutes of

325
00:25:34,039 --> 00:25:37,400
the game, all they saw was
the Little Mermaid ad on repeat for the

326
00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:41,960
last four minutes of the game.
Can you imagine that, Jason, Like,

327
00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:44,960
we're watching You're watching the Falcons play
this season, you know, and

328
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,240
it's coming down to it coming down
the wire. I would never see and

329
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:53,640
I would make a big stink about
it forever, just over just putting everybody's

330
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,119
playing on social media, like what
the fuck is this? Well? Isn't

331
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,880
that well? Wasn't there like a
rates game that it was going? Then

332
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:07,960
they stopped it to watch some some
Swiss miss pudding girls tipping. Yeah,

333
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:14,960
there's been weird that sweetest tipping bitch, Oh sweet? And I think it

334
00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:17,799
might have been. It may have
been the immaculum immaculate such a but it

335
00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:21,839
was some crazy comeback like last second
playing like a lot of people missed it.

336
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:27,039
I think it was pipping Scotty because
I used to beat off to that.

337
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,640
Joe. That's about this little kid. It runs around like a little

338
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:37,480
scrounge. You know. Okay,
that got uncomfortable, Thank you, Thank

339
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,519
you, pedophile Joe coming up down
the pitch, Johnny, were you looking

340
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:45,599
at for him? No story to
see what game it was? By the

341
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,480
way, like a couple of things
going on here, the fact that the

342
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:57,200
I think the NBA will only rig
something if there's yeah, it's super clothes

343
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,279
and it's not so obvious it's rigged. Do you know what I'm saying,

344
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:10,799
Like unless it's really bad, Like
I'm sorry, everybody listening. Okay.

345
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:17,319
They they rigged that Kobe's final championship
against Boston where he played like shit in

346
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:22,680
that final game and they gave him
a million foul shots like that's something because

347
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,359
they wanted to set it up.
Kobe's going for six, watch him chase

348
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:30,799
Jordan, right, So they ripped
off Boston. Boston got totally screwed.

349
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,160
On that one in my humble opinion, But it has to be that kind

350
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:40,640
of close game for them to be
able to put the for me, just

351
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:45,920
like, it's just like the Lakers
were so blown out by the Denver Nuggets

352
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:52,000
they couldn't even do anything about it. It just wasn't closed. And Lebron

353
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,720
James is old man, that's all. And like, and it's fine,

354
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,519
you're thirty eight, you played twenty
years, you know, respect to you.

355
00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:04,160
Yeah, but you know he's a
lot like copy and that. Like

356
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:08,640
they are just fing the Lakers on
the way out with these salaries that they

357
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:15,000
signed for It's so crazy the amount
of money that that Lebron James has made

358
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:18,440
in his Why would he do that? Dude? Why would he do that?

359
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,920
Doesn't he want to win? I
mean, I don't get like,

360
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,279
yeah, that's the question. You
go, Lebron, what helps you more

361
00:28:23,319 --> 00:28:30,519
in your life? Another let's let's
say another thirty million dollars? Yeah,

362
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:37,960
I'd say yeah, of that or
but no, not Jason Teboat because that's

363
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,880
sounded sweet. I don't know what
the second door was. With the first

364
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,880
door, I was, oh,
right, So isn't that worth's a billion

365
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,440
dollars? His net worth is a
billion dollars. A billion dollars. Yeah,

366
00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:59,799
so thirty million dollars okay is is
allowed money to anybody, but when

367
00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:04,039
he billion dollars, it's like you
can kind of take that hit. And

368
00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:10,160
the reason I say thirty mils because
he could he took fifty mil and he

369
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:15,000
could have took him twenty mill and
they would add two more players that they

370
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,119
could pay fifteen mil that would be
good players to come help him win.

371
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:29,480
Kind of guy. Yeah, and
listen, the NBA bent over backwards to

372
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:33,680
get him players. They did whatever
they brought him players. You're like,

373
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:41,039
Utah, Utah was like a good
team and then they traded these players away.

374
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,680
And you're like, Danny Age,
I get you, like you like

375
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:49,160
the tank, but what do you
do it? I'd like you have a

376
00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:59,279
good team. Trust the process of
these like coming back around things, dude.

377
00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:03,960
But the NBA over backwards out the
Lakers because everybody makes more money when

378
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,920
the Lakers are in the playoffs.
It's just the way it is. Well,

379
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,559
were you guys to me? See
everybody who thought thinks the NBA's fixed

380
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,160
thought that it was gonna be the
Spurs getting the first pick. Yet again,

381
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:18,839
you know, because like getting another
big man kind of history repeating itself,

382
00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:22,279
and that's what happened. Did you
did you feel any funny business Sam

383
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:30,119
in the lottery? Um, it's
very weird. It's very send pop out,

384
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,160
you know with another guy. But
wouldn't it wouldn't it be like if

385
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:40,119
they really wanted to rig it,
send them to Chicago. Why it's a

386
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,240
much bigger market and that team has
been dog shit. They need something.

387
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,759
Yeah, they don't seem that they
just have their favorites. It seems like,

388
00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:52,000
you know what I mean, the
NBA like need the Knicks. For

389
00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:55,960
years they don't. The Knicks have
just been a waste land and they could

390
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,200
have. There are times they could
have really helped the Knicks and or saved

391
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:03,480
them from themselves. They haven't.
Well, I also think that there's also

392
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:11,160
that that it's a different it's harder
than rig it now, right, It's

393
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:17,000
like I just feel like the CROs
and Envelope thing, you know, like

394
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,880
that was that was the last time
that they were like the Knicks. You

395
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:27,240
know, you were done helping you
guys because wasteland after you England. Yeah,

396
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:32,000
I mean like there was a time
I thought that it could get somewhat,

397
00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:37,119
it was somewhat maybe rigged. Was
when New Orleans was able to get

398
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:44,079
the first pick, that absolutely was
Yeah, of course it will because because

399
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,319
that allowed them to safe face and
trade Anthony Davis to Lebron who was openly

400
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:55,880
bagging for Anthony Davis, which is
tampering. But of course nothing happened to

401
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:04,960
him. The Hornets hating what what
isn't tanking tampering? Technically, I don't

402
00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:07,680
in a weird way, in a
weird way now tampering different what somebody else's

403
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:15,160
player like on another team. The
horn the horse have never The Horns have

404
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:19,359
never won a seven game series and
we haven't had a never the only NBA

405
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,480
team to never win a seven game
series. And they haven't had the number

406
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:27,160
one pick. They haven't had the
number one pick, despite like bottom three

407
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:32,720
winning percentage. They haven't fucked up
having boats as you're starting fucking point guard.

408
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,519
You guys had a good team.
LJ was our last number one pick.

409
00:32:39,319 --> 00:32:44,240
You guys had a good team,
and you had a midget as your

410
00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:46,279
point guard. Everybody loved that dude
though. Man, you couldn't help but

411
00:32:46,359 --> 00:32:52,920
love him. Yeah, have him
come off the bench, like we can't

412
00:32:53,000 --> 00:33:00,599
win with a midget. And this
is a guy fourteen year old. He

413
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,119
doesn't take up a bench by he's
under the bench like a little fucking troll,

414
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,599
like he lives under the stairs and
ship. It was a great playing

415
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,839
NBA jam with him when you know
you can only get three guys, having

416
00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:14,680
a little Mugsy Bogs out there,
that was always fun. The three guys

417
00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:20,440
Lonzo Morning, Muggsy Bogs, and
I can't remember who the third guy was,

418
00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:25,240
but it was always yeah, probably
it has to be right. Yeah,

419
00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:30,839
those games were great, weren't they? If you funny, if Muggsy

420
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,440
Bows have fouled you, you got
he grainted you a wish. A lot

421
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,519
of people, Yeah, stupid,
thank you. When he goes to the

422
00:33:39,599 --> 00:33:44,039
bench, he sits on his pot
of gold. Yeah. Yeah, at

423
00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:45,119
the end of the bench there's a
pot of gold that he just sits on

424
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:50,480
when he's fouled out. He's off
out everybody after the game, everybody else

425
00:33:50,599 --> 00:33:54,200
just goes home. He disappears into
a lamp. So you guys tomorrow,

426
00:33:57,039 --> 00:34:01,319
right, So what else is going
on NFL? I wouldn't know your thoughts

427
00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:07,160
about John Moran. I think he's
an idiot, but I also think that

428
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,920
outside of the I mean, he's
an idiot without a doubt. I think

429
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,800
though he's out of the season,
he could do whatever the fuck he wants.

430
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,719
That's my opinion. And you think
they're going to suspend it for an

431
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:28,320
entire year. That is stupid.
No, Nike. Listen, Nike with

432
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:34,400
a very big, very sensitive topic
that a very squeaky clean league doesn't want

433
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:37,440
a fucking They'd love to make an
example. If you want to be flashing

434
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,239
guns around, I'm like your two
blocks, Shakur, I'm with you,

435
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:47,159
dude. But Nike did release his
shoes, and I guarantee you they wouldn't

436
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:52,239
released if they thought he was going
to um un. Let's say, already

437
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,920
made fucking ship out of him,
and they gotta use something with them anyway.

438
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,559
I don't know. Yeah, I'm
not Maybe you're wrong. I'm not

439
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,000
argue. I have no problem with
you being right about that. I think

440
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:05,400
he could get strike They wanted to
make an example out of somebody, just

441
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,480
like when Calvin Ridley was the first
guy that made a gambling better than the

442
00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:10,159
NFL and they go, hey,
we got to strike this down hard on

443
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,880
this guy. Otherwise, you know, if we say, hey, you

444
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,719
can have as many guns you want, you only get a five game suspension.

445
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,119
Whatever happens with this is it because
they're gonna it's gonna be the precedent

446
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:25,360
set for the NBA saying none of
his TikTok flashing guns around, pulling the

447
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:30,239
gun out at a fucking high school
basketball game. Uh, trying to live

448
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:36,880
a fucking movie star, fucking lifestyle
that you're not even really from. That's

449
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,079
what I agree, buddy. I
agree. I think they were just sing

450
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:44,000
the hammer hard on you, Like, do do you really think the NBA

451
00:35:44,199 --> 00:35:49,159
that needs as many stars as it
possibly could have is going to do?

452
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,079
Do you think anybody wants to watch
the Grizzlies without John Morand? I mean,

453
00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:57,760
they have some great players, So
that guy, which is crazy,

454
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:04,840
ask will you sisters, Braid's hair
running around is exciting for people. Now,

455
00:36:05,519 --> 00:36:10,599
if I was the Memphis Grizzlies,
I would move him. Williams of

456
00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:15,880
the NBA, No, he's not. He's he's more like the uh,

457
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:22,320
the will Smith kids of the NBA
where it's like he's trying to well that's

458
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,840
maybe not perfect, but he's trying
to be something he's not. Now,

459
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:31,480
the only question is is why was
John Morant a zero star or a two

460
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:37,000
star recruit? Maybe they knew stuff
about him that we didn't really know,

461
00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:43,400
and that's why I was smaller college
doesn't really with the fucking good crew with

462
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:47,440
people. He's you know yeah,
yeah, yeah, a little short.

463
00:36:47,599 --> 00:36:51,400
I mean he's a little short,
leans leans on his on his tent,

464
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,440
you know. Okay, I saw
that. I think he was like sub

465
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:59,960
six feet coming on. I think
he was sub six feet coming out of

466
00:37:00,039 --> 00:37:01,760
high school. I think that's part
of why he wasn't a big recruit.

467
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,320
I mean it's possible, it's possible. All right, Sam, I want

468
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,599
to run this one by. Did
you hear this story? This is a

469
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:17,719
great one about the Miami Universities women's
basketball coach. Oh no, that was

470
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,880
Miami, Ohio, That's what I
mean. Yeah yeah, yeah, not

471
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:28,360
not the university. I didn't hear
the story. Uh yeah, she got

472
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:30,559
I think she got fired, did
she? Yeah? Because she was going

473
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:35,079
down on my players. What are
your thoughts about that? I mean,

474
00:37:35,159 --> 00:37:37,320
this girl is over. I think
she's in her Maybe it might even in

475
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:42,559
twenty twenty one. She's an adult, not her teachers. She's not a

476
00:37:42,599 --> 00:37:45,880
professor, she's her coach. Well, well, well, I mean most

477
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:53,320
of your teachers in college, they
frown on you having sex with the student

478
00:37:53,519 --> 00:38:01,000
body because body, I don't know
what you're both literally and figuratively, Okay,

479
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:08,800
because that is that is a power
dynamic thing understanding, and I imagine

480
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,800
coaching is too. Yeah, but
you know, you know, it's so

481
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:19,440
funny. Who's the greatest female basketball
coach outside of the guy from Connecticut,

482
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:28,440
Pat Pat Summits, Pat Summits,
something son got into women's basketball because it's

483
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,079
like, my mom is a great
basketball player, but great woman's basketball coach.

484
00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:37,679
I could be one too. So
somebody, of course he was like

485
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,280
twenty three, twenty four, he's
like super young, right, he goes

486
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,440
to school, he starts begging his
students, begging his players. This happen.

487
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:51,760
Yeah, and now he's out.
Yeah, you're out because of the

488
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,159
power dynamic. You're totally right about
that. You know, Google, They're

489
00:38:54,159 --> 00:38:58,360
all don't speak, going, I'm
paying you to take care of the wealth,

490
00:38:58,519 --> 00:39:01,400
your institution, care the welfare of
my child while they are they're getting

491
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,679
an education, and now you got
them getting swindled by your staff cranking or

492
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,480
fucking you know. Torso open with
his fucking jaws of life. What the

493
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,480
why? Everybody's like, why are
you mad that a hot teacher's hooking up

494
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,000
with her students? Well, because
it's a power dynamic thing. He's under

495
00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:27,519
age, he's probably high. It's
like this, it's like the south Park

496
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:31,280
thing. He's high fiving his friends. But it's like you you are.

497
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,679
You have to have a rule,
and that rule goes across the board.

498
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:42,039
You can't create. We don't work
country that does not allow technically rule different

499
00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:44,880
rules for different fools, right.
I mean, you're supposed to have one

500
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:51,239
rule that rules everybody, and you
cannot have your players. I mean,

501
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,800
like, dude, you've seen coaches
loser jobs because they banged cheerleaders, and

502
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,880
that's what cheerleaders are there for,
to bag. He's reminded me of something.

503
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,079
I got some bad news. I
got some bad bad news. I

504
00:40:06,199 --> 00:40:08,239
know. We talked about cheerleaders on
the show in the NFL. Some of

505
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,880
us feel it's ridiculous. Some of
us feel that, hey, cheerleaders are

506
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,719
still a part of football, and
I like watching the cheerleaders during the game.

507
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,679
We don't have to say who's taking
those positions. But I think Sam,

508
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,840
you're run of wanting cheerleaders in the
NFL is about to change, Johnny,

509
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,400
give me a favor. Pull up
what I saw today, which is

510
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:31,119
meet your Atlanta Falcon cheerleaders. Look
at the Falcon cheerleader, Sam, and

511
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:36,239
you tell me there's a real surprises
coming down the pipes for you too,

512
00:40:37,039 --> 00:40:40,039
real surprises. A lot of dicks
this year in the NFL, and the

513
00:40:40,159 --> 00:40:45,320
old cheerleading thing locock's going around.
Well, I mean it's Atlanta, bro,

514
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:52,320
it's it's no no. I assure
you that the NFL's inclusivity, which

515
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,400
I'm in favor of, but I'm
saying, when I think cheerleaders in my

516
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:59,519
head, this is not the group
of people that I think is. Now

517
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:01,400
there's one where you just get to
see every single one of them. Okay,

518
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:06,920
that's my guy right there. That's
the one that I'm like, Okay,

519
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,400
I mean, listen, you're gonna
have to hold some of their butts

520
00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:14,679
up. And who's better at doing
that? Not that guy, dude,

521
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:15,159
that guy. Look wait, wait, wait, hold on, no,

522
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:21,280
look at this. This person is
wearing the man outfit, but that looks

523
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,199
like a woman, right. I'm
telling you, it's all over the place.

524
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,000
You don't know. I think they
just went, Okay, every person

525
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,639
on the planet that is anything,
we will take one of all of you.

526
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:37,039
And now that's a lot of cheerleaders. Look how much because cheerleaders any

527
00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:40,599
Look how much more time I got
hanail? You got it, you're in

528
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,519
hangnails in? Okay, we got
hangnail checked off? Okay, I got

529
00:41:44,599 --> 00:41:47,360
a club foot. Look how much
more time they spent. Look how much

530
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,159
more time they spent on the female
outfits versus the male outfits. Have you

531
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,960
seen this? There's a there's a
guy, that guy killed. Are you

532
00:41:55,079 --> 00:42:00,400
complaining? It's just hilarious. I
mean, it's obviously we don't want guys.

533
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:07,280
That's why we gave you. Guy
is straight. He's gonna crush pus

534
00:42:07,639 --> 00:42:14,039
all day. And they would just
dump out jerseys on the floor. That's

535
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:16,559
what it looks like they have for
the men. Where Johnny, if you

536
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:19,599
could, I don't know if there's
one. There was one who you just

537
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,440
keep scrolling it. It's just like
a head shot at every single person,

538
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:24,199
one at a time, bang bang
bang, And I tell you about it.

539
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:30,760
There was uh yeah, this is
the end. Keep going down.

540
00:42:30,559 --> 00:42:37,079
Oh, Johnny, you're right,
that's a dude, that's a mom the

541
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,559
dude. I think the kids call
that. No, I'm buying Harry.

542
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:45,960
Yeah, like coins they called a
coin toss in the NFL. Oh she

543
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,599
she go down, go go go
up, go up, go up the

544
00:42:47,679 --> 00:42:53,800
other way one more. Oh yeah, she's oh yeah, you got snickers

545
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:59,039
in my mouth. There's that guy. He's straight, he's pounding pus.

546
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,559
But trust me, man, there
is every single I mean, it goes

547
00:43:02,599 --> 00:43:07,320
on forever. This is like when
I go to Spearmint Rhino and you're like,

548
00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:09,920
I want a black light skin black
chick with blonde here, You're like,

549
00:43:10,159 --> 00:43:15,840
boom, there's four of them.
It's like based on absolutely every single

550
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:21,000
way, and it goes on forever. And then they get into these goofy

551
00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:27,920
motherfuckers. But right there, that's
the guy right there that he looks like

552
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,920
that guy. That guy. Can
we find us his name? What's his

553
00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:36,320
name? Luke? I don't want
to, I don't want people. Can

554
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,320
we sponsor Luke B? Is there
a way for us to sponsor Luke B?

555
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:45,639
That Luke B could be like the
po looks like every sports cheerleader.

556
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:50,239
You can sponsor him if you go
to Coxshlics Anonymous. How about that it's

557
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:54,840
called Hey, Johnny, your job
is to find Luke b he has any

558
00:43:54,960 --> 00:44:01,880
social media so we get an approach
him about representing us, representing us.

559
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,800
Yeah, we want him to be
like the faith. I'll look at that.

560
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:10,000
She's look at that, Sarah Tiana's
cousins hanging out. I mean,

561
00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:14,880
that's all Georgia people. But I've
been a Falcon fan long enough. Cheer

562
00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:22,400
Luke Beach Atlanta cheerleader. How to
type? Yeah, see if he's gotta

563
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:27,360
Instagram, put Instagram because we gotta
we gotta, we gotta see. We

564
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,760
gotta approach him. See if we
get what would take for him? You

565
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:37,639
know, I don't know what.
Um oh, they just have an Instagram

566
00:44:37,679 --> 00:44:40,639
for the whole cheerleader. I'm sure
we'll find Luke Bees if anyone knows Luke

567
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:45,880
b is any if any of the
thousands of millions of of Oh yeah,

568
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:51,519
look look look there you go,
there you go. We're gonna get Oh

569
00:44:51,679 --> 00:44:54,519
dude, dude, go back,
go back. Geron is on this team.

570
00:44:54,599 --> 00:45:00,280
Look at Geron made it. That's
gay. What are they drinking there?

571
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:05,559
That's gay? Ron, that's horse
seamen. That's a big Falcon traditional.

572
00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:09,880
We always drink it. It's very
expensive but you know what's horse seamen,

573
00:45:10,559 --> 00:45:15,599
it's a falcon thing. We always
do. You always see me Tianna,

574
00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:20,000
and I'm just knocking down the old
girl. Oh yeah, come on

575
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:28,039
man. But dude, you'll notice
that they have every single thing completely covered

576
00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:34,760
in such a way that I've kind
of flipped my opinion and I'm very curious

577
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,360
to see what the fuck how all
this would come together. So what do

578
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,679
you mean you flipped your opinion to
what? Because I was the one that

579
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,960
was always saying, fuck cheerleaders on
the side of a fucking football game.

580
00:45:45,039 --> 00:45:50,000
It's pointless, it's stupid. It's
always trouble because they always wind up fucking

581
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:53,840
around with somebody, uh and getting
into some sort of scandal. Oh did

582
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:59,559
you say that that guy? If
you go up, go up a little

583
00:45:59,599 --> 00:46:02,679
mark like yeah, race, If
you stare at picture long enough, you

584
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:08,719
gave hip. That's that's how gay
that picture was. Um. So here's

585
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:13,239
the whole thing. As cheerleaders,
it's not really about the game, to

586
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,840
be honest with you, it's this
is they they get sent to go,

587
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:23,519
oh, hey, go to the
like the kids cancer unit and go that's

588
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:28,840
what they're Hey, go meet this
really rich guy. That's like a big

589
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,119
sponsor of us, and go tickle
his balls. Sure, then they can

590
00:46:32,199 --> 00:46:37,199
have their fucking harem of chicks.
Get them off the sidelines, Stop dangling

591
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,000
them in front of my players so
they don't cheat on their wives and getting

592
00:46:39,079 --> 00:46:45,679
fucking stupid, fucking uh reasons to
get fucking suspended, you know what I

593
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,760
mean. And let them go.
Let them go fucking read to fucking death

594
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,000
children in the hospitals, whatever they
gotta do. It's boring. I don't

595
00:46:53,079 --> 00:47:00,280
understand. But now they got this
circus of the Benetton fucking ad every fucking

596
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,119
human being that it's ever seen,
welcome one of everyone. I want to

597
00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:07,599
see the one in the wheelchair and
do the cart cart wheels or I cannot

598
00:47:07,639 --> 00:47:10,559
believe there is in a wheelchair cheerleader. There's got to be one, and

599
00:47:10,679 --> 00:47:14,639
if there isn't, I am going
to make a big stink to the end.

600
00:47:14,679 --> 00:47:17,280
How about these new hot special needs
people? How long do we get

601
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:22,360
a hot special needs person? There's
there's a zilli enough out there. How

602
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,800
have you noticed that? Like,
there's nothing about hot now and hot special

603
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:30,320
needs people. The only one I
could find is actually she broke her neck

604
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,400
cheerleading that's the only one I can
find the hot special needs person. No,

605
00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:36,480
no, I mean one in a
wheelchair. You want to one in

606
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,400
a wheelchair, but she actually is
in a wheelchair because of cheerleading, So

607
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,480
I don't know if that counts.
They're just thinking. I'm not saying I'm

608
00:47:43,519 --> 00:47:45,239
not saying, hey, none of
these people should be doing in this.

609
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:51,760
I'm saying it has nothing to do
with football, and it's stupid, and

610
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:57,960
it's the NFL trying to go and
we're going to please every fucking person and

611
00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:01,159
nobody in champ It is that there
are different rules for different people, like

612
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:06,639
jump or run, can wave a
gun around several different times on a playground

613
00:48:06,679 --> 00:48:08,519
for the love of Christ, for
waking up a fight. I walk into

614
00:48:08,559 --> 00:48:13,360
target twice with a gun wavers around. I go to jail. This guy

615
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,920
gets biggest three NBA games. Stupid
should have just been like, I just

616
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,920
want to show kids how to shove
this up my ass for gay pride.

617
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,760
Then they would have gaven you your
own fucking your own parade. Bro,

618
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,960
Yeah, I don't need another parade. The last one did not go well.

619
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,119
I'm a promise you that. What
did you guys, what do you

620
00:48:32,199 --> 00:48:38,440
guys think about Okay, I have
fifteen minutes, so we some NFL or

621
00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:43,960
some boxing. What do you want
to do to talk about what NFL or

622
00:48:44,079 --> 00:48:51,239
boxing? What boxing is either?
They're just Joshua Tyson Fury rumors for September.

623
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,880
I saw that. No, dude, they just signed the biggest fight

624
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,159
you you could make right now,
the spence you're talking about the stuff?

625
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,119
Yeah, yeah, Well when is
taken place? Because that's not for a

626
00:49:00,159 --> 00:49:04,880
while too. Well, that's what's
crazy about I think it's at the end

627
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,239
of No, it's not the end
of June. Is it at the end

628
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,679
of Juniors at July? But what's
crazy about that is that night's supposed to

629
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:17,880
be the uh Dustin Portier. Uh
just engagee fight too, so they're both

630
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:22,480
gonna be on the same night.
Yeah, that's you, just gime.

631
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:29,440
J twenty ninth. July twenty ninth. I gotta use the restroom talking on

632
00:49:29,559 --> 00:49:34,800
the NFL going in, What did
you do? He commuted his mic.

633
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,239
I think he's gotta go to the
bathroom. Oh okay, he said,

634
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,519
go to the NFL. Let's say
no, I said, we talked,

635
00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:46,400
there's gotta be more Lebron James.
We can talk about. But do you

636
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,679
see my point about the chileading thing. I've always been over there. I

637
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,239
don't want to see them. I've
never I don't fucking look at none of

638
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:59,440
that should Yeah, series in the
last couple of years, I'm not.

639
00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:04,239
Man, there's the cheerleaders. It's
to give women something to look at it

640
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,599
games more than men. Honestly,
it really is. I don't know why

641
00:50:06,599 --> 00:50:08,360
don't I've been. I've been several
NFL games of women. They're not looking

642
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,920
at the cheeralders. Hey, man, if they're part of the thing.

643
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,719
Everybody comes running out at the beginning
of the game and they're waving the flags

644
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,039
and the team comes running up behind
them. Yeah, the raw ron hyping

645
00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:22,199
it up. But the stand on
the sidelines doing hey we got spirit as

646
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,679
we do shit, No one's paying
attention to adamants listening to the gigantic fucking

647
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,199
speakers blaring out shit. Yeah,
I don't even notice them. And the

648
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:36,199
fact that the NFL went to such
great links because I promise you this and

649
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,639
the Atlanta Facon cheerleaders aren't throwing new
ones that are that super exclusive. We

650
00:50:39,679 --> 00:50:43,960
always knew what the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
look like, and you made he go

651
00:50:44,079 --> 00:50:47,039
like, Damn, Dallas has some
fucking crazy hot chicks from Big Hair,

652
00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:51,480
and you know, you know what
the Atlanta Facon cheerleaders look like. They

653
00:50:51,519 --> 00:50:54,239
look like City of Atlanta. And
for fucking thirty something fucking years of my

654
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:59,519
life, that's been a black cheerleading
squad, you know. And I was

655
00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:01,400
always find with it because it made
me feel like that's Atlanta right there.

656
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:07,119
Okay, all the Buffalo build cheerleaders
were fucking frozen to death and just wining

657
00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:08,480
a gigantic coach. He didn't know
what the funk were they were wearing,

658
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:15,960
you know. And now every NFL
team cheerleading thing has just everybody everything.

659
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:20,760
I mean, I've never made me
laugh so hard. I don't know about

660
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,400
it. What do you think about
DeAndre Hopkins God released today? They can

661
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:32,360
trade partner makes total sense. They
got it's gonna be well he signs for

662
00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:38,119
right Well, you know they hear
they're having favorites Buffalo Kansas City because they're

663
00:51:38,159 --> 00:51:43,840
taking a full camp hit right on
him. Well, if they're gonna put

664
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,800
him down as a June first release, and when they do that, they

665
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:54,519
can spread his twenty three million over
two years if they traded him, somebody

666
00:51:54,639 --> 00:51:59,280
had to pick up twenty three million
dollars on their salary cap right now for

667
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,320
this year. And everyone's like,
uh, yeah, we'll give you a

668
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:08,920
fucking nothing for him. And so
now he's really technically uh and they can

669
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,519
spread it out over two years and
then he'll sign up with somebody and whatever.

670
00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:19,239
But I mean, he's thirty one. He's missed a lot of games.

671
00:52:20,199 --> 00:52:22,199
Yeah, he's been injured, frown, he had a six game suspension,

672
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:27,559
which is whatever. But he's he's
the wrong side of thirty. He's

673
00:52:27,559 --> 00:52:30,920
not a guy I would feel the
city or something like that. Not a

674
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,280
guy I would feel playing a lot
of money for sure. Here are the

675
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,920
odds. Someone has signed to a
three deal the same amount of money he

676
00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:45,400
was due. Anyway, he'll backload
it and it's you know, because we'll

677
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:50,760
give you forty million bucks over three
years, twenty eight million dollars guaranteed.

678
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,800
Here. Here are the odds.
Here the odds. Cleveland is plus two

679
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:58,000
thousand, Jacksonville plus eighteen hundred.
I'm getting to more likely. Here.

680
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:04,360
Eagles plus fifteen hundred Pats plus twelve
hundred Lions plus twelve hundred Cowboys plus one

681
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:10,199
thousand Chargers plus nine fifty Ravens plus
seven hundred Jets plus six hundred Bills plus

682
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,239
three hundred and Chiefs plus three hundred. So the Bills and the Chiefs are

683
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,079
the co front runners. I didn't
think about the Jets. He goes to

684
00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:22,599
the DeAndre Hopkins goes to the Jets
with fucking old man Rogers. Yeah,

685
00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:24,760
they a lot of receivers out there, though he's already had everybody's asked for.

686
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,360
Yeah, they built that team just
like he asked. Did you guys

687
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,719
read that article that I sent you
about that guy from the Bears table I

688
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,920
would go to I would go to
Laurence and Jacksonville. Yeah, but he

689
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:45,719
wants to win now he's thirty one. He doesn't Jacksonville. Well, because

690
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:51,440
money, I'm I'm making your taxes. Yeah, I mean you're gonna get

691
00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:58,320
tax the fuck out of in most
of these places. Eighth Ridge. I

692
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,679
don't see Yon Jacksonville. But I
didn't special dude. I mean, how

693
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:06,199
can the Jets still have money?
They can't. They can't afford him.

694
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:12,960
Jets couldn't afford him. They gotta
be strapped. Did you guys see that

695
00:54:13,079 --> 00:54:16,360
article about Donte Pettis. I think
the name don Te Petis. Yeah,

696
00:54:16,559 --> 00:54:20,960
yeah, I saw that, Yeah, with the auto pretty funny. And

697
00:54:21,079 --> 00:54:25,079
then what was that They wrote an
article about him being resigned or whatever,

698
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:30,320
and whoever wrote the article, it
just auto corrected it to uh, dainty

699
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:37,119
Penis and they put the article out
and then it went super viral. And

700
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,320
now you know, everybody's gonna be
calling this guy dainty pig. They have

701
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:45,280
a little guy too, fuck mane
that fella. You can walk into the

702
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,440
locker room. He was something dainty
Penis. He's gotta be like fuck.

703
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,679
I told him, buddy, I
was gonna give him a fucking Penis Jersey

704
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,519
for his fifties burnt Dale Barris Jersey
says Penis on Honestly, dude, that's

705
00:54:55,559 --> 00:54:59,960
why you pay for Twitter Blues so
you can edit your tweets when you write

706
00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:02,440
dainty Penis like that, because if
he was playing for Twitter blow, he

707
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,599
could totally fix up. It made
me. I thought about it, so

708
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,639
I got a couple more. They
should have if there was a couple other

709
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:13,280
fucking sweet nicknames like that for players, like let's say, you know Greg

710
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,119
Dortch, the receiver for Arizona.
Yeah, he could be great dork.

711
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,599
That's not bad. Go on,
William Gay from the Steelers, the defense

712
00:55:25,639 --> 00:55:30,079
back. He would just stay William
Gay. I think, how about this

713
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:37,719
willing gay? Will will What about
willing Gay? Not too shabby? Okay?

714
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,000
Uh? Javelin hurts, that could
be our good friend. Jalen hurts,

715
00:55:42,119 --> 00:55:46,119
right there, hurt. You know
that guy's gotta what about this?

716
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:51,719
This is the good one? Though
about this? What's his name? Jalen

717
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:57,719
hurts? Yeah. Joanna squirts.
That's good. Jana squirts. That's first

718
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:04,400
sure because it's not an auto correct
do you want a correct? J Shark

719
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:10,440
could be the BJ shark. Shark
you lived through that experience, you tell

720
00:56:10,559 --> 00:56:14,480
that story. You know what I'm
saying. That's that's a that's a party

721
00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:17,719
fucking stopper right there? Would you? Last night? I fucking hung out

722
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:22,480
with the BJ Shark? Yeah?
It sounds like some chicken hip hop who

723
00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:27,400
got like a great great name who
just like blew her way to the top.

724
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,599
Yeah, yeah, Like, what's
that ship? I remember that woman

725
00:56:29,639 --> 00:56:31,880
who whose name was Superhead, like
she was yea with all these raps,

726
00:56:32,159 --> 00:56:36,519
she became a sty Yeah, and
she talked to her like she knew what

727
00:56:36,599 --> 00:56:40,239
she was talking about. That's right? Yeah, yeah, what about his

728
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,639
one? This is one for the
pedophiles? What about instead a Young Way?

729
00:56:44,679 --> 00:56:49,719
Who could be the Young Way?
Who like a question mark at the

730
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,880
end of a jersey and we need
more question marks on jerseys? What about

731
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:58,320
this one Bryce Young? For Bryce
Young Chinese new quarterback? What about this

732
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,719
one for Bryce Young's team? Come
guzzling, twink pot? What about that?

733
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,159
Johnny Nanny, are you worried that
they're already talking about balls beans?

734
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:12,840
I saw that that was my segue
is the about And they said it hasn't

735
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,719
been happening at all. When I
when they asked the coaches, I just

736
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,679
saw a thing today that said that
they are knocking down his passes, left

737
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,679
him right. The coaches said,
that hasn't been a problem at all.

738
00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:25,239
Everybody keeps calling him Webster or something
like that. What lose Webster? They're

739
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:30,880
like, great, great, we
got muggsy Bogs here football are you It

740
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,559
wasn't amazing, They said, he
looks incredible in practice. I mean,

741
00:57:34,599 --> 00:57:37,119
what are they going to say?
One year plays is apparently what you're talking

742
00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:44,199
about? Willis? Yeah, I
don't know, just down right now,

743
00:57:45,159 --> 00:57:50,719
honestly, Johnny, now no conference
rival ball busted legit sports fan question,

744
00:57:51,239 --> 00:57:57,559
Are you worried in any way shaping
porter that that how little he does seem

745
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,760
to look now that he's lining up
in the enther No, No, I

746
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:04,440
mean we have a we have no
no that. Everything everybody saw was that

747
00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:07,599
one picture with our left tackle,
who's like six six. There's not a

748
00:58:07,719 --> 00:58:10,800
quarterback. There's like two quarterbacks in
the NFL who would not look much shorter

749
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:19,559
than him. Drew Brees would also, you gottamagine what about this? What

750
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:27,480
if what if he wore heels when
he played? Have you seen what Rohn

751
00:58:27,519 --> 00:58:30,239
de Santist does. He wears these
cowboy boots that have these giant lifts in

752
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,199
the back to make him look taller
than Yeah, that's what they should get

753
00:58:34,239 --> 00:58:37,000
Bryce. So when he runs,
he runs on stilts us to do that?

754
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:40,880
Now he's dead. Think about that
to Santist, Now that does worry

755
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:47,800
me. That would be terrible.
Um. So you're not worried about him

756
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:52,960
being short at off that swear,
not really because all the you know,

757
00:58:52,079 --> 00:58:58,920
I was until I heard I saw
the heat maps that he actually is one

758
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,199
of the best quarterbacks in the NFL
going over the middle. I mean,

759
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:05,039
yeah, we've heard about the fucking
heat maps. Yeah, we've heard about

760
00:59:05,079 --> 00:59:07,440
these freaking heat maps. And the
I mean the thing about you hear about

761
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:12,760
it. The lineman in the sec
or is big? Is the NFL?

762
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,519
All right? Well, you know
there's a rule on the show when Johnny

763
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:19,800
starts john and it's called trying to
call it a day. Such a boring

764
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:24,039
conversation about a little Bryce, young
Jesus, Johnny, can we get into

765
00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:28,320
that boxing match? Man? Are
you guys exciting? Why? How much?

766
00:59:28,719 --> 00:59:31,719
You know those tickets are gonna be
so expensive? Oh? Forgot about

767
00:59:31,719 --> 00:59:36,840
it, dude, Yeah, forget
about You know, those things are like

768
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:42,920
Super Bowl things where they go I
bet sixty percent of it is fucking papered

769
00:59:43,119 --> 00:59:45,039
in in a in a not in
a given a way. But they're all

770
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:50,280
rich favors that fucking the networks buy
them up, and all the fucking casino

771
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,079
owners buy them up, and they
give them to the fucking super celebrities and

772
00:59:53,119 --> 00:59:59,000
ship it's gonna be a great fight, bro. I just both of those

773
00:59:59,039 --> 01:00:02,440
would be good too, Alexi,
Joshua fucking h Tyson Fury too. That's

774
01:00:02,679 --> 01:00:06,679
what they say. September. Who
do you have? Who do you have,

775
01:00:07,239 --> 01:00:12,320
they're not doing Joshua Tyson Fury.
I think they just said in September.

776
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,559
I think they just said, well, who do you have in the

777
01:00:14,639 --> 01:00:17,760
Crawford? But I mean, like
I love Spence, I I think I'm

778
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:27,320
going Crawford. I almost don't want
to say yet, but I U I

779
01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:30,119
jo not. I haven't decided who
I'm looking for. I mean I haven't.

780
01:00:30,639 --> 01:00:35,159
If you made me bet right now
without watching the fucking you know,

781
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,519
thirty for thirty training fucking ships because
that always white changed my mind. I

782
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:43,159
go, oh, man, this
guy's fus some new ship going. Yeah.

783
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,320
They always trick you. It's like
it's the same thing. It's like

784
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,840
a Hard Knocks dude. They always
make you think like, oh, he's

785
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:52,039
gonna all that. Yeah, they's
still done so well. Those boxing onesn't

786
01:00:52,079 --> 01:00:54,239
make it go okay. But if
you I would say Crawford right now,

787
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,679
maybe, if you hadn't forced me
to, I'm with you. I'm with

788
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:02,480
you my unofficial just but why I
know, Jason, what you were talking

789
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:06,519
about. It looks like that.
Tyson Fury said today that he has sent

790
01:01:06,639 --> 01:01:12,760
a contract to Joshua for a September
fights. But man, I really like

791
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,719
to see him fight us. Is
is that? Why can't we Why can't

792
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:20,719
he fight usick? That's what I
want to see Us doesn't want to be

793
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,280
the B side US beat Joshua.
I mean, why can't we get them

794
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:28,119
together? That's the best fight you
can make it one of those two.

795
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,679
Either one of those two, I'd
be happy. But I want to see

796
01:01:30,039 --> 01:01:34,800
Joshua. I'm tired of seeing Joshua
fight. Dude, he's done to me.

797
01:01:35,199 --> 01:01:37,519
I want to see him get his
block knocked off. He has got

798
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:45,000
Tyson Cury. I mean he lost
twice to us, he lost the ruise.

799
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:55,840
I'm done seeing Joshua. I would
rather see uh Tyson Cury absolutely.

800
01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:00,239
I mean I think us would be
would just never be able to touch you

801
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,480
know, he just keep him out
on that job, and it was like,

802
01:02:01,519 --> 01:02:02,880
would never be able to get in
there. But it was like,

803
01:02:04,039 --> 01:02:07,519
is surprisingly uh like Wiley, you
know he's good at getting inside. He

804
01:02:07,559 --> 01:02:10,599
did it with Joshua, So I
don't know. I got one last complaint

805
01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:14,360
before we go. And by the
way, for the record, I'm gonna

806
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,039
going to record Sam. I'm missed. I missed my lugga. Just set

807
01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:21,360
it to you right now. One
last complaint to the NFL. Can we

808
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:27,119
please stop changing change jersey numbers all
the time? Now every rocking player is

809
01:02:27,199 --> 01:02:30,079
changing complaying about right? Are you
complaining about Coop? Is that what?

810
01:02:31,159 --> 01:02:36,639
Well? I'm getting to Coop.
But everybody's done it, everybody, everybody's

811
01:02:36,639 --> 01:02:38,880
gotten you. You're you're running back. Sam just changed his fucking jersey for

812
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:44,400
the Raiders everybody because they want more
people to buy his jersey. Yeah,

813
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,199
no ship, but you know what
A and I get that, sure,

814
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:52,119
just you sho me up down,
NFL. Oh, I do, but

815
01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:54,840
here's what you do me off about
it as a fan? Is that leave

816
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,320
the Jews out of Jesus. I
sit in the fucking Oh I'm gonna work

817
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,960
them in. I sit there.
It's the only sport there. Everybody is

818
01:03:04,039 --> 01:03:07,280
dressed like a fucking gladiator. And
the only way I can tell the difference

819
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:12,079
between everybody is your fucking number.
And every fucking nine months you switch your

820
01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:15,400
fucking number because the fucking guy that
wore your college number got traded or you

821
01:03:15,519 --> 01:03:19,519
like that. It's cool to wear
the number zero. Now to do that

822
01:03:19,639 --> 01:03:23,400
and people wear zero, it's it's
ridiculous. And by the way, I

823
01:03:23,519 --> 01:03:28,519
got my coup number seven Jersey that
I understand now is Bijan Robbins in Jersey,

824
01:03:29,559 --> 01:03:32,440
And hey, you know what he
traded him for it for? He

825
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:37,360
didn't give him one hundred thousand dollars. I thought he just didn't do anything.

826
01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:39,800
Would he end up doing it?
No? They're both very religious Christian

827
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:44,800
people, and Coo just goes,
hey, you just make a sweet donation

828
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:49,119
to whatever a great charity that it
is all right the Jersey Jers, sir.

829
01:03:49,639 --> 01:03:52,639
So you know what I say,
Welcome to the Falcons, Bijan.

830
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:58,159
You're the guy I wanted to draft, drafted you, and I'm gonna get

831
01:03:58,239 --> 01:04:01,519
the Coup Club plan. Come on
over to the neighborhood. Give you a

832
01:04:01,639 --> 01:04:04,960
welcome cross right in the yard,
because that's what they like down in the

833
01:04:05,039 --> 01:04:12,960
South, the old most inclusive fan
base, the Coup Club clan, now

834
01:04:13,079 --> 01:04:16,440
has to switch to number six.
I don't know the meaning of six.

835
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:23,199
I just know I loved the Coup
number seven, and now it has to

836
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,599
switch to six. So I'm still
gonna maybe I'll call the Kubason Jersey.

837
01:04:27,719 --> 01:04:30,960
I'm gonna wear the seven. People
are gonna content and say, hey,

838
01:04:30,639 --> 01:04:34,599
sweet fucking h brand new Bijan Robinson
Jersey, I gotta go. No,

839
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:40,400
it's fucking kickers Jersey. That's not
his knuckle or anymore. Do you really

840
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,719
feel because I don't. All right, let's see Sam. I love you,

841
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,039
buddy, great show. Sorry,
talk so much for you, buddy.

842
01:04:47,519 --> 01:05:00,679
Everybody five? What what do they
say? Girlfriend? Every girl's my

843
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:10,280
girlfriend? Every good disturbed me.
I'm a Sam loved this song. He

844
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:20,599
answer was like, yeah, special
age. What am I saying? Donny

845
01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:32,719
Stock just let her rock these our
kids we're supporting now. If you are,

846
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:40,960
if you're a drum puncture by problem, if you want to find this

847
01:05:41,239 --> 01:05:46,159
uh and buy it with knee high. Let's get busy. As the name

848
01:05:46,159 --> 01:05:55,559
of the album, every Girl's my
girlfriend, Every Girl's my girlfriend. Just

849
01:05:55,679 --> 01:06:00,079
gonna I'm gonna make I'm gonna put
this a vote. Should this be a

850
01:06:00,159 --> 01:06:01,599
new Punch Trunk themes should talk