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Made a decision a pace sunny sund
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what's up everybody, It's uh,
it's us, Yeah, coming in

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your ears. It's Tuesday, so
probably a bunch of you guys are salty

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right now. Where's our podcast?
Yeah? I forgot it was Tuesday at

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the time that we're recording. But
you're gonna have it within a few hours.

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You'll get it. You'll get it. Okay. We moved it to

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Tuesday because I went to Arizona on
Sunday for the Super Bowl. You flew

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you flew in that morning. Mm
hmmm. I flew in, got into

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like noon. Gerstein picked me up
at the airport. All my friends,

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all my but a bunch of old
school friends were there and we all got

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together and watched the Super Bowl which
old which old school friends were? These

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the same people that like that we
hung out out with back in the day

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with Glenn and Mike. Glenn wasn't
there, but they've all moved to Arizona.

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No, they all were like there. It was like they're married now,

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so they Mike just was like everybody
come watched the game. So we're

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like a couple of us were like
all right, we'll come and we went.

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It was fun, so everybody.
I had a big balloon, uh,

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sculpture in my hotel room when I
walked in that said I'm divorced,

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bitch. They ordered like a balloon. Oh, balloon, Like I'll post

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it. It's so cute. It's
like it's supposed to be me in a

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black dress and uh and there's just
like the balloon that says I'm divorced,

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bitch. And it was really cute. Oh my gosh, I mean that

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I love it. So you got
to celebrate a little bit. Yeah,

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celebrated a little bit and we watched
uh, I mean it was really quick

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and got there super Bowl was going
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then we went and watched the Super
Bowl two different places. Left it like

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right before halftime, went to another
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then and then that, and then
went out for a little bit, hung

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out, and then came back on
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So wait, did you stay at
Mike's. No, No, no,

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stayed a hotel. Oh yeah the
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going on at the w It was
fun really yeah. There's like I mean

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they had like you know, super
Bowl watching parties and stuff like that,

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and we went to a good restaurant
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w I don't remember the name.
And it was fun. It was fun.

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It was just a quick trip.
Yeah, really like an hour and

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fifteen minute flight. Yeah, yeah
for us, so yeah, right,

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it's so easy, so easy.
Yeah, So it was nice. It

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was fun, what a good time. Good. I went to my brothers

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so I do that every year.
My sister in law throws a party.

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She loves to like cater that stuff, and it's all my favorite stuff,

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chicken wings. And it's funny because
I wrote about the epilogue in my book

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is about going to my sister,
my brother and sister in law's for Super

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Bowl. Just it's just a nice
fun I we do it every year.

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Yeah. Did the kids go?
So Xander did, and then Elb had

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to work that morning, but she
got out anyway. She drove herself there,

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so it was us. But Sadie
was like, yeah, Sadie.

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The thing about Sadie is that we've
discovered so we went through that really hard

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time with her where she was sad
all the time, and then we just

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been in therapy and we got to
the bottom of that. One thing that

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her therapist really helps her with is
that I don't know that she quite knew

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about herself until a few years ago, but she just isn't She is an

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introvert, and her therapist describes it
to her as her social battery gets drained,

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which a lot of the I know
that's kind of a lingo that the

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kids use these days, but it
does help me understand that if she there's

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only so much in her So if
it's the weekend, like they did,

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she did something Friday night, and
then Saturday when of her her best friend

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came over and they were together all
afternoon. They went to a party that

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night, the friends slept over.
So now it's Sunday morning, she's done.

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Oh and then they went thrifting Sunday
morning before and they went and got

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breakfast, and you know, they
were out, and I think by the

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time, it's like the idea for
her of oh, now i'm home,

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I'm supposed to get in the car
with my family and go to a party

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where I'm going to be right,
not at all loud. It's always very

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loud there. My niece and nephew
are very loud always anyway. So I

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was like, well, stay home, bitch, yeah, you know,

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why not, but don't torture yourself
years. Yeah, do what's fun for

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you. So she's got to stay
home for hours and anyway. But so

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we're watching the Super Bowl. We
all have boxes. Did you bet?

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No? We did. I placed
a bet. Mike's had something on his

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phone, and I was like,
I sent Sonny a text and he gave

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me some ideas and we bet and
we bet, like I bet three hundred

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and one, like one hundred and
fifty or something like that. Oh,

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out of the bets I made.
But you didn't do squares? No,

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we didn't do squares. Did you
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that's a house thing, like if
you're at someone's house watching it. Yeah.

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So well we did squares and I
bought ten squares and uh ten dollars

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each, so I was in for
a hundred a hundi. When the randomizer

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came up, I was like,
I'm so fucked, Like it was ridiculous,

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Like my numbers were like, you
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it was all like two fives,
nines. Right, So the game goes

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by, I have like no chance
of winning. Well, here it is,

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it's fourth quarter. We go to
overtime, right, the forty nine

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ers get their field goal. Suddenly
it's like the score is like the twenty

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two to nineteen I have I have
for the Yeah, I have for the

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forty nine ers two ending in two, and I have a nine, which

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you would have thought was like the
most ridiculous, Like how is a nine

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and a two going to come up? And now I'm in this terrible position

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because I'm rooting hard for the Chiefs, yes, and now all of a

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sudden, I'm like, holy shit, if the Niners hold the Chiefs to

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no and they do not score,
if they shut them down, now we're

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in overtime, they kick their field
goal, they get one possession with the

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ball, I'm like, all they
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Now we get to like fourth down, like it's like third down, and

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they I think it was fourth down, and I was like, all they

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have to do is not it is
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the I think it was fourth down, and they of course had to go

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for it. You know that they
have their one possession. And then and

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I was in this weird predicament where
everybody in the house is screaming for the

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Chiefs, which I had been up
until five minutes before, and now I'm

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just like, it got real quiet. Joe and I looked at each other.

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I showed him our box and then
I look at my brother, and

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my brother's like, yeah, I
know. And I'm like, oh no,

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oh oh, I'm really kind of
now hoping like I'm very quiet though.

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I'm just like, I mean,
everybody in the house is going to

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be really upset, right except for
me to win four hundred dollars. Wow,

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except for that. And they made
that first down, and then they

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were already then they were I was
like, oh, they're gonna at the

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at the very least, they're going
to kick a field goal and then I'm

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going to beat So now I'm like, okay, all right, we're back

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in it. We're back in it. Let's go cheats. But for a

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minute there, I became a die
hard forty nine ers fan. Wow.

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That's exciting though, That's what makes
up the game fun. I know it

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made it fun. Yeah, who
won? No, who won? Out

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of your Oh oh oh my god. I was like the nets you weren't

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paying attention. How did everything turn
offer at the ground the Brown super Bowl.

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Did they win? Now? I
think the Jets won. So this

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one girl, what one of their
neighbors won like three out of the four

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she won like seven, she won
like eight hundred and fifty dollars. Geez,

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yeah, she was in for a
hundred. The bitch netted seven fifty.

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I mean she didn't need that.
That's ridiculous, right, spread spread

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the Yeah, get my hundred dollars
exactly. That's the worst feeling is because

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now it's over and you're like,
I have to venmo my sister. I

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love one hundred dollars for the squares. I'm like, here's your money,

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damn it. I know it was. It was fun though, yeah,

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I mean it started off kind of
slow, yeah, and then it and

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then it was like yeah, and
then it kind of picked up. But

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we watched it was like we went
to the second place that we went was

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packed. There was just I mean, I felt like college kids were everywhere,

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and you know, the champagne with
the sparklers were going off, and

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but we liked we were watching the
halftime show and it's like, yawn,

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oh god, let's talk about that. Okay. Should we say hi to

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our peeps, and then sure we
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don't see why not look at all
these fans. Yay, that sounded so

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that came off. When I said
look at these fans, I was gonna

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say super, I was gonna say
sports fans like, and then I was

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going to give them each a team
that they like. But then I realized

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how that came across. Look at
our fans, they love us so much.

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Alicia probably forty nine ers. I
bet she's forty nine ers. Kelly

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Brandt, Rebecca Lubin Chan Vajpin,
Missy and Gabby forty nine ers fans.

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Yeah, I'm guessing. Yeah,
probably Katerina Valerie Bubba Fenwick Fenwick, she's

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a Chiefs fan, yeah, okay, Polly Polly butter Field Field. Yeah,

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she's too busy for pancakes to watch
sports. Athena, Elizabeth Williamson,

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Rita, Rita Bassiette, and Jacob
Crowley Niners. Yeah no, Jacobsuld probably

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a Chiefs fan, okay, yeah, Leslie Acosta, Nikki Collier, Aaron

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Landis, What do you think about
them? I think they're uh forty nine

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ers, probably forty nine ers,
yeah. Uh Anna Faris Katie Murphy,

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Amy Hunt, Hunt, Kelly Kelly, Ladi, Da Chiefs, Dia Hershey

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Share Bear, and Ashley Chic.
They watched the Puppy Ball. Yes,

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Leslie Wykough cough through the whole thing. Come Sarah Stefano, Aaron Sanchez,

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Jennifer Falls, Sandra Green, Christa
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the way. That's what that's my
guess. Yeah, the halftime show,

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I was like, Usher, really
whatever. But the highlight for me was

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when Luda came on. I love
Ludagris. Oh yeah, yeah, that

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was great. But I was excited
at the prospect that Justin Bieber was going

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to be there, and then he
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didn't even know that. Oh that
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And then apparently Justin Bieber was there, and so was Haley, and Haley's

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glam squad was there, so everybody
was like very sure that they were there

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to perform, and then he never
came out and people were disappointed. Here's

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the thing. Did I ever tell
you my Usher story? It's a little

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embarrassing. Okay, so many years
ago my very first was it No,

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I was working on the Dating Game. I was writing for that show and

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uh, the one with John Hamm. No, that was the big date.

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This was the Dating Game, the
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brought it back, and they had
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minor celebrities and Usher was not a
big strike. He was a kid,

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Okay, yeah, so he was
like a kid kid. He was young,

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he was like sixteen, I want
to say, and he was there

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with his mom. So did he
go buy Usher? Yeah, yeah he

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did. He was already Usher.
He must have had like a couple of

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songs out at that point. But
he was just a kid, you know.

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So this was just a weirdly like
kind of embarrassing thing. Anytime you

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were briefing somebody, especially if they
were young, you had to be sure

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that they You had to go over
the questions with them because the last thing

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you wanted was anybody to like be
out there and not be able to read

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their cue cards, right, So
you had to kind of go over it

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with them. And I just it
was really so Usher's mom was very much

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like a mamager, right, And
she got pissed because I asked if Usher

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could read the cards, and she
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read? And I was like and
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not, Like this is what we
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just she was like, uh huh, oh really this is what she's like,

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Well, I assure you usher can
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about that. So then what are
you going to do? Like I couldn't

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like our job, My job as
a segment producer was to have them read

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it over in front of me.
But she was having none of me.

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And I always say he was like
there to date at sixteen. No,

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but he was there as a celebrity. He was never going to go on

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a date with anybody. He was
like the celebrity contestant. Okay, I

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can't remember if he was going to
be one of the ones. No,

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he yeah, he was going to
be the picker. Okay, they used

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to do that sometimes, right.
He was never going to go on a

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date with anybody. It was just
like, you know, but I just

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remember feeling so like, oh my
god, like does she think I'm racist?

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Like does she think I'm saying that
because he's black? Like it was

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that awful thing where I'm like,
no, but I'm sure he can read.

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I just want to make sure that
we go over and she was like

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he's got it, okay, like
and I went okay. And then of

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course my boss would be like,
okay, so did you go over the

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cards? Did you? And I
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His mom says he's got it.
I can't really argue that, and

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he was like okay, you know, and then you just got to hope

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for the best, and he was
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just that, yeah, I know, the thing of like embarrassing, and

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also I just remember his mom being
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me and I was at the time, he was not a star right at

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all, or he wouldn't have been
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Now it was interesting because he gave
a big shout out to his mom.

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I think they're still very very close. Yeah. I didn't see that.

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Yeah, so I didn't gonna say
he gave you a big shout.

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He gave me a big shout out. He was like, I remember you

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dating game? What that. Here's
the thing he doesn't like. He doesn't

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have songs when you go oh,
usher, you don't go like, oh

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my god, I can't wait for
to do this song. You're like it's

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the kind of thing where he sings
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I remember the song. Sure,
I've heard this song before, but you

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don't anticipate. I can't wait for
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I wasn't alone in that nobody that
we were with all ages. Not one

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person was like I can't wait for
this song. I know. For me,

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it's like he's got one song.
It's the song that gets fucked out

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and played all the time. I
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Dun dun dun dunt dun dud,
the one with ludicrous Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, that's all he
says is yeah, yeah, see you

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know, I mean, well,
yeah, but one song, right,

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you know it's that song. You
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dun dun dun dud. But I
would have thought that was done.

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Yeah no, no, no,
no, no no no, yeah,

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I know exactly the song you're talking
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I wouldn't be like, oh my
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It's not on any of my playlists. No, I hate that song.

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Because it gets played all the time. It's like, uh uh,

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it's not even that great except for
the ludicrous part, right that I love

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him. This is why Justin Bieber
should be a halftime show because all age

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we've all like I couldn't tell you
one of his songs. Oh really yeah,

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but I'm out of the dem I
mean like I'm The best halftime show

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was Snoop and Drey other than the
Bruce Springsteen. Oh yeah, that was

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awesome. Yes, I wish they
could do that everything. Also, Bruno

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Mars was amazing. Yeah, he's
a great halftime show, very talented.

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Lady Gaga was an amazing halftime show. Yeah, Madonna, I guess I'm

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trying to think other people, but
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you were saying speaking of Madonna,
Oh, I was saying, did you

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guys watch the We Are the World? Yes? Doc, Yeah, it

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was pretty good. It's really good, and you know what, loved it.

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I have to say, I've thought
about you several times, but everybody

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it sounded freak amazing. He did. Yeah, you saw it right?

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Yeah, you mean when he was
singing in the yeah, yeah, yeah,

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like he's so good. I was
like, wow, he's kind of

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a highlighter right now. I know. I liked his interviews too, because

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he was like cracking up and stuff. I have a huge amount of respect

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for Lionel Richie now, like I
oh, yeah, I always liked him

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and everything, but now I have
such respect for him. Like it was

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awesome respect for Michael Jackson too,
Like I know, it came together,

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they knocked it out. Michael Jackson's
comes a p Yeah, he's in the

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studio while everybody else is at the
music show. Michael Jackson's there like working,

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and I just it was really cool, really cool. Yeah. It

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was very interesting to see how they
all, how they brought everyone together,

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and it was interesting to see who
was the one that was like, uh

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oh, Sheila e How she got
mad, she got all salty because she

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was like, oh, I see
what's going on. You guys just want

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me to get Prince right. I
was like, yeah, yeah, of

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course. And then Prince what a
dick a dick oh. He wanted to

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do only if he could do it
guitar solo and alone. Remember, he

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wanted to play the guitar but record
separately. Yeah, and it was interesting

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to see all of these people come
together, come together and not have an

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ego about it. Right. I
had heard somebody told me that Paul Simon

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yelled at did we talk about this? No, yelled at Kenny rod Somebody

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yelled at Kenny Rogers for not being
able to hit the high note. That's

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what I heard. And I kept
waiting for that to happen in the documentary

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and I didn't. They didn't show
that. Wow, what about Madonna?

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Like you would have thought at that
time she was huge, wasn't she?

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Or I was thinking maybe she was
just getting started and she wasn't. No,

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she was already big, huge,
soe so somebody behind the scenes,

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the woman they interviewed her, she
was in the thing. She was one

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of the people from the agency.
I guess that was trying to help put

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all this together. Apparently she was
fighting for Madonna. She's like, Madonna's

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like one of the biggest things right
now. And they were like, now

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we already have Cyndi Lauper, which
is like, how okay, so you

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have all these guys, well,
like, oh, we already got what

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is that? The twat spot I
already have we already got that one filled.

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Yeah, so what we got the
pop white pop star right well?

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And bet Midler was there. I
mean everybody like, I know dan Aykroyd

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doing in the middle of all that, That's what everybody wanted to know.

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I think it was odd. I
know, is he known to have a

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good voice. I don't maybe because
he's was in the Blues Brothers, I

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don't know. I don't know.
So when I think about singing, I

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don't think dan akroy And I also
don't think of him as being a huge

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draw for buying the record, right
you know, yeah, yeah it was.

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It was such a good song too. It's a great song, and

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I remember what an interesting thing too, to be like, we're making this

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song, we don't know if it's
good. I was thinking of it from

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as a musician presenting the song,
like what if you present the song to

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these people and they're like, right, pretty mid right? Right. I

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think there was somebody that was like, it's going to be a hit.

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They backed out. Somebody was like
I don't think it's going to be a

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hit. Yeah, I remember was
that I don't remember, but yeah,

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it was really interesting. I've been
watched did you watch the uh the Newest

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part two of Erica Girardi? No, I'm gonna watch it. It's good,

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good, it's really good. But
here's the thing, Like, okay,

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take the earrings. Remember the earrings
situation. For example, that bitch

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she fought they when okay, she
might maybe she didn't know that the money

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where the money came from to pay
for those earrings. But when you find

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out where it came from, why
wouldn't you be like take these earrings away

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to give them back. Not only
did she fight to get them back,

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they took they put them in a
trust and she fought to get those earrings

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back. It's like, who gives
a shit? They're just square diamond earrings.

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Yeah, well buy some cubic sircnia. Who gives Who's gonna know the

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difference? Like, so you're so
attached to these diamond ear that are seven

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hundred and fifty bucks because it's all
about the fact that she's like, those

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are my ear rings, and I
don't care, she said, And she's

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what if you're watching Beverly Hills this
season? She said, I only care

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about myself. I don't care,
right, I do not I despise her

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now, I mean you couldn't.
There's other you know, when you watch

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documentary, you'll see other people like
speaking for her, behalf, like her

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lawyers, of course, trying to
make a case for her. I don't.

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I don't buy it. I think
I think she's despicable. I really

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do, because I get it.
You probably didn't. Maybe you didn't know

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give your the bed of the doubt, you didn't know what your husband was

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doing. But when you find out
what happened, why wouldn't you want to

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get rid of those fucking earrings fast? Like, just give them back?

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Because she's a terrible person. He's
a terrible person, horrible right and entitled

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as fuck? Oh my god,
yeah you got it. Went hard to

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watch Beverly Hills HOUSEWBS. I like
that. I know. I agree,

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no one root for the season.
There's no grounding character. Just when I

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think like, well, I kind
of like Kyle this season, like she's

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really going through it. I like
it, then she'll do something like just

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be obsessed with shopping. You know, they'll be somewhere and she'll be like,

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oh, you could shop at a
gas station, but not even that

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that would be kind of endearing.
But it's the Hermas is like my north

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star. Like wherever I go,
whatever place I go, I have to

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find the nearest ermais why Kyle,
come on, I know, yeah,

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that's true, that's true. I
hate that shit. I like Garcel.

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I love that Garcel put door in
her place. Yeah yeah, but yeah,

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so I I did watch So I
watched that last night, and I

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was hoping you watched it so well. I watched the other I didn't watch

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that, but I did watch the
one that you said you were going to

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watch, which, okay, the
murder Stalker Lover whatever. Did you watch

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that one? I did. John
was like, this is right up your

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you're gonna want to watch this,
and he sent me the preview and I

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was like, I'm pretty sure I've
heard the dateline or the forty eight hours

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or the twenty twenty, the twenty
twenty about this story at least two or

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three times. No, I know. I was like, this sounds very

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familiar, and I know the twist
right, And then I was like,

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but I still watched it, of
course, yeah, because it was good.

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I didn't realize I knew the story
until they showed her picture, the

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girl that got murdered. Like her
picture up on the screen. I was

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like, she looks familiar. And
then when the guy's talking he works at

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a you know, at an auto
shop or whatever, I was like,

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okay, yes, I've seen this
story, but I know the pictures look

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familiar to me because I've only heard
this on clod to it. Yeah.

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Wo yeah. So then I was
like, okay, well I know the

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story and I know what happens,
but it'll be interesting to watch now as

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I can play. Yes. Yeah, and also I think they they went

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into it a lot deeper than definitely
a date line whatever. So yeah,

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that was interesting and insane that that
woman like just burned down her house with

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her pets inside. You know,
it was just insane story. Yeah,

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it's not a twist. It does
have a twist. What is that noise?

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I don't know. It's not my
phone, is it? You're Oh,

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it's Lynnette's phone. She's kidding,
like, I guess it's on vibrate.

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Sorry, that's okay, whatever.
Peek behind the curtain. You know,

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shit happens. It's real, it's
real, it's real life. Right.

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So the other morning I was out
with Peopo. Yeah, and we're

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walking down the street and there's a
dog, like a black husky looking dog

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just walking down the street, pink
collar on, so I knew it was

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like a person's dog. And I'm
looking around to see, like where's the

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own. I see nobody out,
and it's kind of early in the morning,

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so I'm like, I mean,
it's probably like eight am, you

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know, so it's pretty empty on
the street and there's just nobody as far

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as and now this dog is coming
right up. So here's the thing when

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I've got I mean, Penelope is
very, very friendly with other dogs and

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with people, but she's also a
little bit it's hard to explain, she's

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a little bit like skittish, where
like if a dog comes up to her,

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She's never growled or tried to go
after a dog ever. But sometimes

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dogs can approach and you think the
other dog's nice or whatever, or Penelope

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kind of backs up, and then
the other dog gets mad, and then

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Penelope will try to kind of defend
herself, you know. So and it's

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never a good situation when your dog
is on a leash and another dog is

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just approaching. So this dog comes
right up and starts coming up, and

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I'm looking around like hello, can
somebody get their dog? There's no one

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around, so I'm like, oh, this dog is on the loose,

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and it's now like it's it's lost, so all of a sudden, out

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of nowhere, But now I can
tell. I can tell the dog is

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not a mean dog, but it's
also it's I can't explain it. It's

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kind of a skittish dog, even
though it's right in Penelope's face. But

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then it so we kind of walk
away all of a sudden, out of

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nowhere, jogger coming down the street. He wasn't running that, it wasn't

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a runner jogging down the street.
And I'm like, oh hey, and

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he's got the earbuds in his airpod's
on yet but I was like, hey,

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can can you help me? And
he's now I'm thinking this guy's going

407
00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:49,319
to be like, oh geez,
what you know? But he's like,

408
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:56,559
uh, And I said, this
dog is loose. The owner's nowhere around,

409
00:29:56,599 --> 00:29:59,039
but it's wearing a collar. Can
you see if there's a number,

410
00:29:59,039 --> 00:30:02,960
and I'll call the number. And
uh. So he stops and he comes

411
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,720
over and he gets the dog,
tells me the number, so I call

412
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:11,359
the number on it. Girl answers
the phone. She's like hello, like

413
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,559
hi, uh, I have your
dog. And she's like, oh,

414
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,640
oh no. She's like I'm at
school. So I was like, oh

415
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:25,200
okay the hell went to her cell
phone. I get yeah. I was

416
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,000
like okay, and she's like,
are you on Ostrom Street. She's in

417
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,839
my neighborhood. I go, yes, I am, and she's like,

418
00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:37,319
oh, well, we're at blah
blah blah dress. Can you the dog

419
00:30:37,359 --> 00:30:42,079
got out from the backyard probably the
gate opened, so can you can you?

420
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,960
And I so, anyway, I
look at the address. I'm only

421
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,720
a few houses away. She's like, if there's a white picket fence.

422
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:52,680
So I go, oh okay.
She's like, can you bring the dog

423
00:30:52,759 --> 00:30:56,160
back and put it? Put it
in the backyard. I go okay.

424
00:30:56,799 --> 00:31:02,319
So the guy helps me. So
I take penelopees leash off and I leash

425
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,119
the dog. It's like skittish,
it's gonna run. I bring the dog.

426
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,359
Penelope will just follow me. So
we bring the dog back. The

427
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,480
guy comes with me. We get
to that house. We put the dog

428
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,960
in the sideyard, close the gate, and we're like, ah, good

429
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:25,640
deed done. One second later,
the dog is like runs out, is

430
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,240
like running down booking it down the
street, and the guy and I look

431
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:33,519
at each other like, what the
hell? Now? We look we co

432
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,200
to the front of the house.
Front door wide open. Wow. Front

433
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,440
door of the house. There's like
a screen there's the door is open and

434
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:45,160
there's like a screen and the screen
is just like wide open, and the

435
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:49,319
there's like a little gated front but
the gate is open. Wow. So

436
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:56,039
the dog is gone. So I'm
like, oh no. So the guy's

437
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,400
like, I'll go I'll go after
it. So he goes running, gets

438
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:02,880
very stubborn on her walk. She
only wants to walk a certain way.

439
00:32:04,119 --> 00:32:07,119
She doesn't want to vary if she
so I was like, I'm not going

440
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,240
to be able to get her to
go this way. He's like, I

441
00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:15,839
got it, I'm going to go
after the dog. So I Penelope meanders.

442
00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:20,640
So we continue our walk toward where
the guy's going. Anyway, long

443
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,559
story short, I get like around
the corner. The guy found that got

444
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:30,799
the dog and grabbed it. But
now we're like three blocks away from this

445
00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:34,640
house. So meanwhile I've called the
girl back. I'm like, hi,

446
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:38,000
Hi, I'm sorry you're at school. I was like, but the dog,

447
00:32:38,359 --> 00:32:44,079
your front door is open and she's
like, oh, no, well

448
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,880
is my mom not home. I'm
like, bitch, I don't know where

449
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,759
your mom is. I don't have
her schedule. Like what is your mom

450
00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:53,279
home? I don't know. I
go we I didn't go up to the

451
00:32:53,359 --> 00:32:58,240
door. I go cauz, we're
after we're going after your dog right now.

452
00:32:58,279 --> 00:33:00,400
And she's like, oh. The
dog is like a kind of a

453
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:05,160
recent rescue and uh, it gets
out, It runs away a lot like

454
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:09,920
oh, okay, I was thinking
of Phil, except for this is a

455
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,160
little different. Phil gets out and
then just goes for a stroll and goes

456
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,559
for a swim Sunday afternoon. Yeah, because like, oh, this dog

457
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:22,640
was like off, let's rocket trying
to escape. Yeah. So anyway,

458
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,039
the guy, I'm like, I
don't know, we're trying to go after

459
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:30,319
the dog. Well whatever. So
I find the guy. He's got the

460
00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:34,240
dog. I have to give him
the leash back. So I give him

461
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,359
Penelope's leash again. I'm like,
and he's like, I'll go, I'll

462
00:33:37,359 --> 00:33:39,960
take the dog back. You stay
with your dog. So he goes back.

463
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:45,400
Apparently the woman was home. Well
what the fun, I'm like,

464
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:50,200
he so yeah, he's like,
yeah, she would The person was there.

465
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:52,839
The owner was there, and I
was like, well, did she

466
00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:58,720
thank you? He's like not really? Why Yeah? I was like okay,

467
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,160
and then I said I was like
I'm sorry about like, you know,

468
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:06,680
interrupting your dog. And he's like, well I got more exercise this

469
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:09,280
way, I think. So all's
well. That ends well, but like,

470
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:14,599
hey, what maybe your door shut? You know, you have a

471
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,599
dog that runs away, And how
did she not know? Like how did

472
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:22,519
she not go out front of her
house when your dog is like tears through

473
00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:24,800
the house and runs out the front
door. That doesn't alert you at all,

474
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,480
Like, because the dog must have
You put the dog in the backyard,

475
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,159
right, you put the dog into
the backyard. It came in through

476
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,719
a doggy door. That's what she
told me. There's a doggy door,

477
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,559
and he can get back in the
house. Okay, if once, if

478
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:38,960
we put him in the backyard,
he'll be able to get in the house.

479
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:44,320
Like at it so great, Okay, Well he came tearing in through

480
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,360
the doggy door, out the front
door and was gone again. That's which

481
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,360
is probably how he got out in
the first place, because that side gate

482
00:34:50,519 --> 00:34:53,760
was already closed when I went to
go. So that's so He's been running

483
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,639
in and out of the front door. Like this had to have been over

484
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,760
like thirty minutes. I don't know
how long he'd been out loose, but

485
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,800
like it was very annoying. Oh
my gosh, but you did your good

486
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,199
deed. I did. I was
like, I'm not gonna have this dog

487
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,840
just be on the loose in the
neighborhood. Yeah, I've done that.

488
00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:14,679
I mean, I walk her in
the neighbor and you see this dog just

489
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:20,719
wandering and I'm like, pil and
they're like, oh, that's my dog

490
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,679
exactly. Yeah, no, And
I bring the dog back because people do

491
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,800
it for me all the time.
The worst is when I'm at the condo

492
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,559
and I get the phone call and
it's like, hey, I have your

493
00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:36,079
dog and I'm like, oh,
what the who left the dog outside and

494
00:35:36,159 --> 00:35:40,079
didn't check the gate? Dog?
Exactly? What is happening with Phil?

495
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:49,639
He's fine. He went to his
his his baby. Well yeah it's his

496
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,840
babysit, but that's where he goes
to lose weight. He went to the

497
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,920
fat farm just for the night,
I guess. Sonny called me and he

498
00:35:57,079 --> 00:36:00,480
was like, Dad's drop and fill
off for the because we're having Super Bowl

499
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:04,960
at our house. So he's like, uh, do I need to bring

500
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:07,760
like you want to know about his
medicine and what to bring. So I

501
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,760
told him what to pack, and
so he went there for one night,

502
00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:15,280
and but he's gonna be going back
and staying there for a while soon when

503
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:21,920
we start, like you know,
really doing like open houses and more showings.

504
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,480
Because right now, our pool,
Yes, last week when I got

505
00:36:25,559 --> 00:36:31,559
home after the rains, our pool
water went down like a lot, so

506
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:37,639
the pool a pipe broke and the
water was draining. But that's fine because

507
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,360
now we want to like you know, buff up the pool, make it

508
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,079
look nice and sparkly again. So
we're working on the pool. But the

509
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:49,719
funny thing is is Phil ha ha
can't go in the pool now because he

510
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,559
loves going the pool no matter how
cold, no matter what time of night,

511
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:54,840
in the freezing rain, he'll go
in the pool. Now he's just

512
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,800
like up to his ankles, it's
about all he could do. He's still

513
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,039
goes down the steps, but there's
like it's like ankle deep and he can't

514
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:07,599
do anything. Oh yes, so
what are you gonna do? Like cover

515
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,239
it when you're fixing it? Now, they're just gonna fix it and then

516
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,519
we're just gonna refill it. But
I got a funny story about last week

517
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:19,639
and involved Kaylin. Oh should we
should we we do? Let's yea yeah,

518
00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:22,960
let's just talk about Thrive real quick
because I get excited about Thrive me

519
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:27,760
too, because I use Thrive all
the time. I have all their cream

520
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,360
sticks there. I have eyebrightener on
right now, me too. I have

521
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:37,440
a pink, Uh, I have
the gold and you see it. Yeah,

522
00:37:37,519 --> 00:37:39,880
it's that funny. Yes, I
have like four different colors a product,

523
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,960
be honest to gosh. Use it's
really nice. It goes, it's

524
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:50,519
very subtle, so it's not one
of those It's not like those liquid eyeshadows

525
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:53,320
that go on really really thick.
It's a it's a stick, yes,

526
00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:59,199
any lies, and it's creamy.
I love Thrives products, I really do.

527
00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:02,559
I got all our different colors,
the brilliant eyebrightener. Yeah, I

528
00:38:02,639 --> 00:38:07,480
have a white, pink and a
gold one. Hm. And what we

529
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:13,199
also love about Thrive is that it's
a luxury beauty that gives back yep,

530
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:19,639
because for every product purchase, Thrive
Cosmetics donates products and funds to help communities

531
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,960
thrive. And that makes me feel
good. About what I'm buying right and

532
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:27,880
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533
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:35,199
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534
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535
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:44,559
twenty percent off your first order.
So I got a funny story. Yeah,

536
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:50,599
So last week I went and got
a laser on my face for like

537
00:38:50,679 --> 00:38:53,360
the dark spots. I had credit
at this place for so long. I'm

538
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,280
like, is this is your regular
place? Yes? And I bought like

539
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,280
a package of something and I forgot
I had the credit and they called.

540
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,000
They were like, you have credit, you should you know, come by.

541
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:06,960
So it was like since it's winter
and I'm not in the sun,

542
00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:09,320
like now's the time for like the
dark spots, you know. So I

543
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:16,440
did the laser thing, which hurt
like a bitch really kinda yeah. I

544
00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:21,480
mean they numb your face, uh
huh and then they you know, zap

545
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,880
it. But it feels like little
needles like dntingdingding thing all over. You

546
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:29,280
know. It wasn't that bad.
Can you listen to music? No,

547
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,519
Me and the nurse were talking,
just talking. So let me ask you

548
00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:37,280
this though, I know this story
is not about this, but that's fine.

549
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:42,159
But do they do like the laser
for the wrinkles too, because I

550
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,840
want to get that under my eyes? Oh yeah, would that be a

551
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,119
good place to go. Yes,
they have all that stuff, yeah,

552
00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:53,760
like tightening, you know, the
tightening, the the eat it for fine

553
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:58,400
lines, wrinkles, texture, all
that. Yeah. I just want to

554
00:39:58,559 --> 00:40:00,639
under my eyes. They'd probably have
to do, but you know, I

555
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:07,239
just under they have that. Yeah. I think Gina Kimmel did it when

556
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,199
she came and visited me. Oh
did she like it? She loved it?

557
00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:14,039
Yeah, okay, she she told
me like a couple months afterwards,

558
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,360
She's like, I really noticed a
big difference she had, like you know,

559
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:22,000
saggy eyelids and like wrinkles underneath the
thing. You know, they have

560
00:40:22,199 --> 00:40:25,760
eye drops. So they have eye
drops now that make your eyes bigger,

561
00:40:27,639 --> 00:40:32,119
really more open. Yeah, and
uh and uh. I bought them.

562
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:36,559
And because they showed it to me, they're like you put she put it

563
00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:38,840
one in one eye and like in
a few minutes, my eye was bigger

564
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,000
than the other one. Oh.
Because you know, you get older,

565
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:46,239
your eyes like start to get smaller
and so but now my eye is watering

566
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,079
a lot my left eye because I
was like, I'm going to use it

567
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,920
before I go do for crying out
loud as we do the camera things.

568
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,320
So now I can open my eyes, will look you know, I won't

569
00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:00,360
look so tired. But my eye
I don't know. I think it's allergies.

570
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,400
I don't think it's the eye drops. But anyway, so I go,

571
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,360
So my face, you always look
beautiful to me. I don't notice

572
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,079
the difference because you always look very
pretty. Oh, thank you staff,

573
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:21,199
thank you. So okay, So
my face is swollen and red and I

574
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,320
look like a mess. My hair's
all greasy because they put like, you

575
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:30,280
know, the gel numbs your face. So anyway, I'm driving home afterwards,

576
00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:34,679
and I'm turning left onto the street
that takes me to my house,

577
00:41:35,519 --> 00:41:39,039
and uh, in front of me, so there's the fire stage. Anyway,

578
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:45,239
there's in front of me there's a
white truck and he stops at all

579
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:49,159
of a sudden. No, he
just stops and then puts his hazards on.

580
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,760
And I'm like, what the hell's
this guy doing? And I'm about

581
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:59,599
to go around and it's Kayleb in
my little neighborhood. What are you doing?

582
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:04,840
Are you talking Lynette. That's I
have a pond client that's like right

583
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,159
down the street from Lynett's house.
I didn't know where Thatt's house was,

584
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:12,760
but like, so, I'm I'm
at the light that's kind of on the

585
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,280
main street and I'm about to turn
into the residential area and I look in

586
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,880
the rear view mirror and I was
like, that kind of looks like Lynette,

587
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,480
and that's Lynnette's car. It's like
I think, yeah, that's Lynette.

588
00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:27,800
And so I when I turned down
the residential street, I pretty much

589
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,000
got to the street that I would
have normally turned right on to go down

590
00:42:30,039 --> 00:42:32,840
to my pond client. But I
just stopped and poked my head out the

591
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,360
window, and I wasn't even totally
sure if it was still Lynnette. So

592
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,639
I was like, if it's not, then this will be awkward. But

593
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:45,079
what But then was it still a
little bit awkward because were you like,

594
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:47,039
oh, it's Kaitlin and you're like
it's you, Lynette, and then you're

595
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:51,880
like okay, So no, it
was funny. I was. I was

596
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,639
happy to see him. I was
like, oh my god, she was

597
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,599
like I saw. I was like, oh, hey, when I get

598
00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:58,519
my client's right here. She's like, you want to come see the house.

599
00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:00,480
I was like, oh, see
the house? So yeah, we

600
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:05,199
drove back to one. She gave
me a tour of the yeah, you

601
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,599
know, yeah, I was gonna
be gone soon. Why don't you come

602
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:09,400
by? You know? So yeah, I took him on the tour and

603
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:15,760
he saw an Italian's boyfriend. He
was there, and Italian very briefly like

604
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,599
for a second, okay, yeah, gots fun. Yeah it was fun

605
00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:22,920
and uh he saw the pool getting
drained. Yeah, it was fun.

606
00:43:24,039 --> 00:43:28,800
But I was embarrassed because I look
like hell. I was like, I

607
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,559
got to explain him when my face
was swollen and red and I had been

608
00:43:31,639 --> 00:43:35,400
doing ponds all day, so I
mean she might have looked like hell,

609
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,119
but I probably smelled like hell,
like I was in all kinds of dirty.

610
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,280
Towards the end, she was like, all right, nice to see

611
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,960
you, and I was like,
you don't want to give me a hug.

612
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:47,239
He's like, no, no,
no, I smell like, okay,

613
00:43:47,679 --> 00:43:52,280
well I look bad and you smell. Yeah. But it was fun.

614
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,920
That's so cute. It's cute.
What aky ding? What a co

615
00:43:55,079 --> 00:44:00,159
inky ding? Yeah? You know
when you're when you out and about somewhere

616
00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:05,159
and you see somebody you know in
another car and you're kind of going the

617
00:44:05,199 --> 00:44:08,079
same way, and then you like
wave, and then you don't know when

618
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:12,360
to stop waving because then you'll see
them like at the next light and you're

619
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:17,639
like, yeah, sorry, now
your phone's now my phone went up,

620
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,519
but you know, and then you're
and then it becomes kind of awkward because

621
00:44:21,519 --> 00:44:22,519
you're like, no, I gotta
just want to let that person go,

622
00:44:23,079 --> 00:44:25,880
like and then you don't want to
ignore them, and then it's like you

623
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,360
feel their eyes boring into you even
if they're not, and then you're both

624
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:34,320
like can we drop the like we
saw each other, we acknowledge, Like

625
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,119
when can you stop acknowledging that you're
still next to the other. I have

626
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:45,119
something in that same department. But
it's awkward when I'm driving. This happened

627
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:47,920
a lot when I was dropping the
kids off at school every morning, because

628
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,800
I'm like, you know, I
don't know. I was like trying to

629
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,119
get back home, going around,
going to this, going in this light,

630
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:58,960
like go like, this person's not
moving, Honk the horn right,

631
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:06,880
and then it's like Sonny's best friend's
mom, Yeah, the wors doors.

632
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,320
I always am so careful about stuff
like that because I'm like my neighborhood.

633
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,280
I'm like, what if that person's
like my next door neighborhood. Now,

634
00:45:14,559 --> 00:45:16,360
I don't want to be like,
oh, never mind. This is one

635
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:21,559
mom. She's the nicest. We
call her like missus mean because because she's

636
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:27,920
the nicest, sweetest mother ever.
And I was behind her and didn't realize

637
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,519
it. And I just spent the
weekend with her watching basketball because her son

638
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:36,400
and my son were on the same
basketball team. So just the sweetest.

639
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,599
And I'm driving. I don't she's
driving her husband's car, so I don't

640
00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:45,079
know it's her, And she was
driving so slow and I was trying,

641
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:49,519
and it was on a residential street. And then she stopped at the stop

642
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:52,960
sign and she took one too many
mississippis. So I laid on the whole

643
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:59,840
horn and then she went and then
she slowed down and pulled over and she

644
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:01,639
had to like go. And You're
like, oh, no, is this

645
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:07,480
person's been a mad dog. But
she rolls the road ridge incident. Yeah,

646
00:46:07,519 --> 00:46:10,039
she rolls the window down. She's
like, hey, I'm so sorry.

647
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,519
I got she's got to apologize.
I was like, oh my god,

648
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,519
Anna I'm so sorry. I didn't
know it was you. I'm so

649
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,480
sorry, and she's like, no, I'm the one that's I'm like,

650
00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:25,440
okay, now you're too nice.
She fucking flipped me off something like you

651
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,480
can get mad at me. Like
I'm sorry, and she's like no,

652
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:32,760
no, I was distracted. I
was like somebody called my Friend'm like it's

653
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:38,079
fine. Oh god, I'm the
asshole. Oh gosh, I'm terribly sorry.

654
00:46:39,079 --> 00:46:43,880
It was the worst, but yeah, it's very It can be awkward,

655
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,400
that's for sure. Yeah. Yeah. The worst two is when you're

656
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:52,480
like pulling into Trader Joe's. Because
Trader Joe's. Everybody knows the Trader Joe's

657
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,880
parking lot is a nightmare. It's
say, I know, because they're always

658
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:59,960
too small, they're just not there. It's it's never a big part.

659
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:05,559
It just tucked those Trader Joe's in
like the most inconvenient areas so there's never

660
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:08,039
a parking but especially the one by
my house, it's really hard to get

661
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:14,559
into the driveway and there are always
people being or it's so clear that there's

662
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:15,960
only one way to go in,
but people will always try to come out

663
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,639
that way. But if anyway the
worst though, is when you're pulling in

664
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,400
and you're behind somebody and then you
hunk or they hunk at you, or

665
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,719
you hunk at them, and then
you get mad and then you realize,

666
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,880
oh shit, we're gonna both be
parking and going out the store. And

667
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:36,079
then you're like, oh no,
can I disguise myself? Do I have

668
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:40,400
like a baseball hat? Can I
change my image? Or that's somebody they

669
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,719
don't recognize. Then you want to
wait till that person goes in first,

670
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,960
and then you're like have to try
to avoid It's like it's a whole shop.

671
00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:53,880
That's the worst. Do you ever
do the do the shopping? Kailin?

672
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,639
Yeah? I do. I do
the shopping sometimes. Do you ever

673
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:04,599
are you able to find the clams? Uh? Yeah, you need pictures

674
00:48:04,639 --> 00:48:08,400
from Amy? Well, it's well, we actually went shopping yesterday together and

675
00:48:08,679 --> 00:48:14,079
we're we're definitely different. We're different
kinds of well. I honestly, I

676
00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:15,360
had work that I needed to do
and I was like, I really don't

677
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,599
want to do it, so it
was an excuse to just procrastinate. Huh.

678
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,760
But we're very different kinds of shoppers. Like she has like a routine

679
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,400
that she does like she starts here
and then she goes here, and of

680
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,840
course, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the thing. And uh,

681
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,000
I guess I'm I'm a bit chaotic
when I do the shopping because I'll

682
00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:39,719
you know, push the cart and
then I'll just kind of leave it there

683
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:44,119
and then walk far away and pick
up something and put it back. And

684
00:48:44,599 --> 00:48:47,000
you know, I at one point
just left the cart there and went and

685
00:48:47,119 --> 00:48:50,000
walked over to get like the avocade. And she's like, why are you

686
00:48:50,079 --> 00:48:52,760
leaving the cart to take the cart
with you? My purse is in there.

687
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:58,079
I go, oh, yeah,
sorry, yeah, I wasn't really

688
00:48:58,079 --> 00:49:00,519
paying attention. She just she just
took it. After that, she just

689
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:04,840
put it on her arm. Okay, well, yeah, I leaves their

690
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,079
purse in the cart too, when
you might step away from it. Well

691
00:49:07,119 --> 00:49:09,840
she doesn't step away. I mean
she did that. Yeah, But I

692
00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:13,760
I'll always I'll leave it like at
the end of the aisle so I can

693
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,960
walk through the aisle fast enough and
then walk back and put it in there.

694
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,000
I'm often just leaving the cart around
and then walking to get what I

695
00:49:23,119 --> 00:49:27,119
need. But like again, she
had her routine, and so like at

696
00:49:27,159 --> 00:49:29,719
one point we're kind of pretty close
to the salmon, and I go,

697
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,760
oh, well we're having Samford and
oh, like, aren't we we need

698
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,440
the salm right? She goes yeah, we need to. Like are we

699
00:49:35,559 --> 00:49:37,639
going to stop get it? She
goes no, we'll come back, We'll

700
00:49:37,679 --> 00:49:43,800
get there. Okay. So we
did like a big loop around the fruits

701
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,239
and vegetables and then came back to
the salmon later. I guess because you

702
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:50,440
don't want it in your cart for
that long she didn't want it or it

703
00:49:50,519 --> 00:49:53,480
was just not time, It just
wasn't It wasn't part of the route,

704
00:49:53,559 --> 00:50:01,679
Kaitlin. It's not salmon, tine
stop salmutani. That's so funny. I

705
00:50:02,559 --> 00:50:09,000
have like I know what I need. John has certain things that he regularly

706
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:13,639
buys. But John will always offer
to go shopping and I always say no,

707
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,719
and he's like, why just make
me a list, And I'm like

708
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,159
no, because I don't know half
the shit that I normally like. It's

709
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,519
not the kind of thing that I
can make a list for. It's like

710
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,679
I walk through the store on my
root and along my route I find the

711
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,800
things that I normally buy, but
like, I'm not gonna know, Oh,

712
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,679
we need some sugar free pudding until
I'm seeing I gotta be eye to

713
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,400
eye with the pudding, and then
I go, oh, I think we're

714
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,239
out of pudding, and I get
with some more pudding, you know what

715
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,000
I mean. Or even if I'm
in the fruit, I'm not like,

716
00:50:40,159 --> 00:50:44,559
Okay, we need one carton of
like I'm like, no, I'll see

717
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:47,440
what looks good, and I'll also
come up with an idea of something that

718
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,920
I'm going to make for dinner based
on what I'm seeing around. Like I'd

719
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,480
be like, oh shit, we
haven't had spaghetti in a while, and

720
00:50:53,559 --> 00:50:57,239
here's the like do we have any
sauce? I'm not sure I'm going to

721
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,440
get some more? Anyway, I
wouldn't be able to. It would take

722
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:05,440
me two days to create a lit
I'd have to visualize the entire store.

723
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,239
And John doesn't understand that. It's
like, it's not a favor. That

724
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,360
doesn't help. Right, It's easier
for me to just go there and now

725
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,360
if there's if I forget something,
which I inevitably do, then I could

726
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,880
send him back that's where he's That's
where that would be good for right.

727
00:51:21,039 --> 00:51:23,239
I could be like I was gonna
make spaghetti, and I bought this and

728
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:28,440
this and this, but I forgot
the pasta, the main ingredient, and

729
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:30,519
then John will be like, oh, I'll run back out and get that,

730
00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:35,679
and I'm like okay, perfect.
Yeah. Yeah. AnyWho, listen,

731
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:43,679
this has been a good reunification.
Uh yeah, I don't know what

732
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766
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our She does her things. She
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All right. That's it. Thank
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771
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Thank you guys your parent now,
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