Fuck everyone. Hello everyone, welcome back to I started the recording. Are
you just doing I was gonna say, you're just doing the intro allver Daniel
go Yeah. Yeah. The first thing in the recording is going to be
Daniel Greed going fuck because we're twenty minutes later. Because Daniel Greed and Briggs
a d A all day anime, wanted to delay it to about half an
hour. But we're here and we're ready to role play Dungeons and Dragons.
I am here with Norman Briggs. Hey, guys, no jokes this week.
We got in trouble. I banned them. I banned them from comedy.
They tried to tell jokes earlier and I'm not allowing it. I did
not get a degree in comedy. I did not go to school for comedy.
I don't understand it. So we're not allowed any comedy in this episode.
I'm here with Cody Schwabdi. I was remembered. Yeah, because no
comedy comedies, because there's no jost time. Guys, this is important to
me. I'm here with the Shark Daniel Green. Hello, that is correct.
And I am here with Anthony Teking one or one. I'm Anthony the
most serious character in this show. Yeah, and we are here with episode
forty six. It is episode forty six of Isakai Dungeons and Dragons, and
we are mid combat. The last thing that happened was the remaining three fingers
of the Fingers of the Divine God's Fingers are trying to revenge their fallen comrades.
They also are probably a little bit insecure that then they're worried they're no
longer considered the strongest mortals. So they have attacked the group and the fighting's
going surprisingly well for the team because Cody has transformed into an Earth elemental,
which does extra damage to the constructs, and the leader of the God's Fingers
is a statue. He did lose an arm though, so he did lose
an arm. Well, for now I have an arm, but when I
turned back back to Cody, you're armless now, which is rough. Yeah,
sorry, And so the last thing that happened was Cody smashed Mason and
it wasn't funny. And now it's Jesus's turn and what Yeah, Jesus was
just beating the ship that he's blind. Yes, isn't grapher on the floor.
He's gotten up now Grafa has gotten up. When he pushed every one
thing away, he got up, so he's he's standing up. He's bloodied.
The graffiti man his like mask is shattered slightly, and there's like when
he bleeds, he bleeds different colored graffiti paint. That would be funny.
Oh right, it's not funny. It's not. It's not funny. It's
very cool, actually, very cool cool. No, he bleeds blood like
a man. Jesus. Jesus turns round and he just starts quoting Bible proverbs
and he touches his own eyes and he does a miracle and cures his own
blindness. Oh my gosh, that's very serious. And he's going to use
his Goku Jesus powers to no, just his regular Jesus power you're right,
okay, yes, to attack grapher. Oh my god. He hits with
every single attack, every single time. He doesn't have disadvantage because he cured
himself of his blindness. Because he that's gonna listen. If Jesus the D
and D character can't cure blindness, he's not the real Jesus. Thirty four
damage that kills Grapha. Oh my god. Actually he was really Jesus really
like just like Stied. His sound was like, no fooling around, holy
magical in the eyes. I seem like you gotta you gotta imagine Jesus much
like Santa. Like Santa is a loving character, but if he wanted to
fuck your ship up. I mean, yeah, Jesus kind of the same
way. Yeah, Jesus walks in. I forgive myself because I'm about the
sinse so hard. You died for my sins, Father, forgive them because
I won't from this is your right. In the Less soper As a knuckle
sandwich. Yeah, yeah, I like it. Oh gosh, all right,
I mean you guys royally fucked up Grapha. He didn't get to do
anything. Minded a few people he did. Yeah, eat it a little
bit, smashed the face. Grapha collapses of the ground and is deceased.
Now, Jesus bring them back from the dead so we could kill them all
over it. You have to wait three d he has, but it takes
a very long time delayed three day ritual casting on that. I'm never gonna
loone reincarnate. That's the other dude's job. Yeah, Anthony, e're up.
Oh shit, it is okay. I was fast. So yeah,
this this paper go. She's cursing your name out, She's turned around,
she's planning on a she's just throwing bombs at you. I think you're you're
literally remind viewers that the Anthony and Aria like fight each other. That's just
on the other side. Everyone else is like super grouped up in this mailer
and then just way over to the Yeah, we're way off to the side.
Is she wearing anything or she, like Conan from Narutne, is just
made out of fucking paper. She's made out of She's got like a ninja
uniform on, but it's made out of paper. Yeah, the whole thing
is made out of pain. She's a paper lady. All right, Well,
I'm going to firebolt then, and I think fireboat goes up when I'm
higher level. So we're level what nine now ten? Ten? Yeah,
well it doesn't matter. It's it's just two D ten until eleventh level.
So I'll just use firebolt then, Okay, go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead, wrote a hit y yep, allait do I not have She
does have that ability where she could use her if there's like fire around her
that she could fly away. But this is like a. This is a
two hit attack, so it was still hit. Yeah. I don't think
I have anything on my sheet that's a fucking regular spell attack. Damnit.
I'm twenty. Yeah, I'm gonna do a D twenty plus my whatever it
is, and that would be eight. So sixteen okay, sixteen doesn't hit?
Okay, shit, Yeah, so you fire off this fireboat and she's
Ninja dodged? Is it like like Naruto? If Narrato was made out of
paper? Naruto running that was out of just out of favorite even in my
time. That was running it like a circle? Actually, he doesn't even
know what the fuck that is, just like, what are you doing?
Huh? Oh my? I forgot that was okay, all right, I'm
gonna move a little further away. I'm gonna go and jump up where this
tree is and hide up here. Okay, but hide actually sorry sorry?
Yeah, that is that is quite a high cliff that you're trying to go.
It is it a thirty feet that I could climb? Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna roll athletics or something. Yeah, why not? I god,
yeah, why not? Yeah? Succeed boom boom boom. I just
Anthony canonically likes to mountain climb in his free time when he has it.
That's that's cannon now. I mean he has to climb up buildings to rescue
children. That's a firefighter. Little hooks, little crampons and stuff come out
of his outfit. He climbs up. There you go, Yeah, okay,
there is I can picture Anthony climbing up a skyscraper with his bare hands,
smashing into a glass and pulling out a burning child. Dave. Yeah,
yeah, that's down to the ground. You're free now from the fire.
But God will have to do the rest of the work. It's the
future. They have magic flying fire man. They have jet packs in the
future. Why not Yeah, chat saying that Anthony had fly casted so he's
still capturing on it. Oh, I just still have it. Okay,
that's even makes even more sense for athletic. He didn't want to fly though,
because I haven't been wrong. I have climbing for a bit. Let
me. Yeah. Yeah, you literally just walking up the side of the
cliff and just jumping off them. You're showing off. You're using fly to
get up the cliff, but you're pretending to climb it. So everyone's thinks
are really strong I'm doing. I do a backflip when I get to the
top. It's just for just for Flair's fly active. Yes, I do
have fly active. Okay. Norman Graffer is dead. Besides you, you
are You're not hidden, but you are behind a rock. Mason is immediately
in front of you, big statue. You could see the earth elemental.
That is Cody holding Wilhelm in his arm, in his singular hand like I'm
not holding. I sort of like deposited him on Mason's like shoulder and face.
Oh I thought you're still holding him. No, because I needed I
needed both my hands to Okay, okay, just like with him on Meerson's
shoulder. Okay, you see you see Wilhelm on Mason. All right,
Will I be able to walk away? Yeah? Yeah, I'll get it.
Yea, yeah, yeah, you're far enough away. I'm like ken
Fee Yeah, okay, So Norman's just gonna you know, lock like twenty
feet away or something, and I'm like, these guys got this, they
could handle it. I'm gonna do a fireball towards or right, that's her
name. Oh okay, yeah, she's out there open. Yeah, but
it's within distance because fireball is one hundred and twenty feet, so you can't
do that way. Nice, I'm gonna I'm gonna help on Anthony here.
Let's go ahead. Let's yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. You
gotta do a dexterity saving through super aperative. What what are you using?
Fire ballar? Okay, well, all right, okay, all right,
yes, she has, she has, she has to do it. This
is different. Hold up, this is different. Then she she will do
a dexterity saving through, however, or she succeeds and as her reaction,
because you were flinging fire onto the ground, you're you're creating this big explosion,
and she seeds on a dexterity saving through. She turns into the paper.
This is what she did last time. And you remember that I did
just say it at the start of the episode as well. I made sure
to remind you that ale Wee ground based fire spells she she can avoid.
So she flaps up like a piece of paper, like a big paper airplane
paper hot air balloon, and she flies up and she uses that momentum to
land near Anthony. All if she didn't succeed the saving throw, it would
have hit her though she would have taken half damage. Yeah, it wasn't.
I would like a wall of fire, yeah yeah, yeah. The
wall of fire is different, but this it's specifically I'm trying to sniper right
now with this, it's specifically AOI magic, right yeah yeah, And it's
specifically for ye big bursts of flames. She can so mine was not ao
you think about it, She's like a professional mercenary who knows her weakness is
fire, so she's come up with techniques to try and avoid it. I
love that ship, I really do. Cool. Yeah, shit, guys,
I should have been paying attention. But yeah, why do we lose
memory after two It's like two weeks go by in between sessions. I had
fly active what I thought genuinely, I thought Breaks would forget, which is
why I made sure to mention it at the start of the episode. Again,
not only did I forget, I also wanted I tried to give you
an out, Breaks, and it's like, no, I just want to
pay attention even so, I'm not letting you take it back now because you
didn't list. That is your fault. I hate take backs in D and
D drastic crazy no take back ses. Okay, so do you do anything
else because she just I'm just throwing. Okay, Willhelm, you are on
top of Mason. Now you are still blinded. I do have the state,
but you've been pointed in the right direction, so I'm not giving you
disadvantage on these attacks. You can just attack Mason if you would like to.
I am going to I forget did last session? I already use second
wind. I think I did. Yeah, you did, you did because
you were really low cool So then sorry, my voice is like I recorded
a long video this morning, So I'm going to just unleash all of my
attacks that I can, which I think it's still three, because yeah,
yeah, you've got you've got You could do flow. You have flow your
blows now, right because your level two in months, so you could do
your two strike. You don't have study strike. You could do your two
improvise weapon attacks and then your flow your blows for your two monk fists.
You can do that. So let's go ahead and do if you said have
a key point remaining. Okay, so one of those hits, what of
those does not? And then right, so those both hit as well?
So your what is your improvised weapon in this case? Because beforehand you were
just grabbing your arm and using that as the improvised weapond. But that's my
martial arts style. I'm inventing. There are lots of thing. This time
I grabbed the back of my head and slam it. That's like so anime
character of you, though. Yeah, I'm sorry. What wall were we
in? Yeah, that's what I'm This is a positive thing. Good,
This is a positive thing. Is just so used to hearing the word like
anime is an insult. Yeah, I do want to double I use the
right microphone, Daniel Green, can you just tap them microphone? Yeah,
you're the right microphone. I think it's just that we're hearing a lot of
room noise just because it's further away from you. Sorry, oh no,
no, it's okay. I just want to make yeah, that filter.
I just want to make sure that you sound as best as possible for the
audience. You know what. Never mind, actually your microphone. Actually,
you're out, you're off the you're off the podcast listeners. Schrabaty just got
up Edy Hacky sacked with a flashlight. It was great. That sounds a
lot better. I appreciate that. I'm gonna kill you, though, Oh
my god, yeah, you punch into into Mason with your fists, uh,
slamming into it into him. That's not what I said. Sorry,
sorry you you you head butt him, but also your fists also hit those
are those are definitely fists. Okay, I'll take that. I didn't think
I need to reiterate the head butt, but I will now you head him
fucking brit No, yeah, that works, so I do eighteen plus seven.
Yeah, I took it away from his damage. Yeah, I took
it away from his health. Can I get like a general understanding of how
damaged he looks? Or that you can't see him you're blind? Oh yeah,
does he feel crumbly at all when I hit him? Or no?
You do notice that when you hit him, he's quite got quite a lot
of resistance to his skin, so that it almost feels like your punches aren't
doing as much damage to him as you think they would have. Ooh,
thank you, okay, good doing. Yeah, yeah, I mean just
double check his armor class real quick. Oh, actually, one of your
pitfists actually doesn't hit, so only one of them does. Forget that's dude's
got the craziest armor class in the world. So it's nine and seven,
then that nine nine seven. Yeah, it would no just be the nine
to nine, just be the nine ninth. So I'll give him some of
that health back. Yeah, so Willhelm, you're doing anything else, you
are just on top of him. I don't know if you wanted to move.
You've just muted yourself. You've you've just mute, You've just muted.
Sorry business. No, I actually made my bottom right arrow mute and I
just bumped it. All right. Uh so I think that's all I can
really do, right, Yeah, in terms of like your actions and stuff.
But I wasn't sure if you wanted to do any movement or say something.
Grapples not considered movement, right, that's action, that's instead of one
of your attacks. Yeah, yeah, okay something I'm gonna leave it.
Okay, great, it is now's turn. It's just a versus Anthony.
So Anthony, get ready for you get to do. The joke has to
happen before you make the attack. That is the rules of the joke.
May Daniel greed Daniel write down a post it note and just put it on
the computer. It's before you make the attack. You you say the joke?
All right? Anyway? Yeah, what she doing. Let's do this.
Come on, lady, let's go. You know what. She's landed
close to you now, so I actually think she's gonna run at you.
She can try. Well, she did it. I dare come over.
You said you landed on your feet, so you're not flying currently, you're
not in the air. I am on my feet. I did. I
get a backflip and I landed on my feet. Very theatrically say that she
narrator runs at you, she's she's gonna she's gonna grab you, and I
need you to do me a strength saving throw. Okay, is she trying
to grab me? I have my repulsion shield. Okay, this is for
a melee attack. But she's trying to grab you know what, you know
what, you know what, you know what, you know it should be
a melee attack first, So I want I'm going to do that. I'm
going to do that because your repulsion shield is sort of the natural counters of
this. Yes, so knock her off the fucking cliff that I'd say it
would be. Yeah, so not hit me, doesn't even not hit me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get hit Yeah, I just dodged
out of the way or whatever. Yeah, how does the repulsion shield work?
If she were to hit me, I could then use my reaction to
knock her fifteen feet away. Yeah, right, Well she is going to
try another attack, Okay, bring it on, that hits me, so
the repulsion shield will knock her fifteen feet back. Okay, I think I
still get damaged though, whatever she's trying to do, okay, right,
right, right, Well here's the important thing. So, yes, this
is what she's trying to do. She grabs you with both hands like and
cuts into your skin with paper, and she's going to try and fold you
like origami. However, however, because of your repulsion thing, she will
not get the opportunity to do so that contest is not gonna happen. Because
as she grabs you and tries to fold you like your piece of oregonmy,
you get out your shield and blast her away. She turns into like a
paper aeroplane and lands back on her feet. But she you, yeah,
you've said her flying fifteen feet doesn't quite make it go off the grip.
It's just barely just got launched. Look up the knife. I drop the
knife. Wow, and she she looks up careful, she wipes a little
bit of blood doesn't do any damage to her. Okay, no, no,
no, it just it just knocks them away. Okay. She wipes
a little bit of blood away from her mouth as she she she looks up
at you, clearly annoyed that she couldn't orgar me. You. You do
take eighteen damage, but it's not I am. I am very surprised that
her paper was able to cut into a futuristic mech suit. So that's pretty
Yeah, holy shit, that's okay. This isn't just normal pap because it
turns your futuristic Mex suit into papers. Temporarily, she's crumpled it. It's
sort of how it's doing damaged. So like my my shoulder pads are all
like crumpled like fricking paper. But wow, that's that's it gets better.
I can straighten it out. Yeah yeah, over time it would slowly just
turned back again. But yeah yeah. She she flips back, turns into
a plane, lands and is looking at you with anger in her eyes.
You have a bitch, No, it's on now we got this. Yeah,
I have something special for you. Next turn. Okay, how many
charges you have? A d four charges of that? Did you roll that?
I already had. I rarely use it. I had a full four
charges of this thing, so I'm still good. I'm still good. For
there, she's not gonna try again. It does use her reaction, so
I can't help with anything else. But that's that's hilarious. Okay. It
is now Mason's turn. Cody Wilhelm. Yeah, I think I feel like
I've done the most damage to him, and I am the largest thing in
front of him. Yeah, however, it's worth however, how I However,
however, Wilhelm is on top of him, and that is irritating.
I think he will still attack you, but he's going to He's gonna he
has two attack right, Okay, because at this point his arm is re
forged, right, so he still has his hammer and chisel, but he's
gonna he's gonna have chisel on one hand that's gonna go against you, Cody,
but with the other one, he's gonna use his attack to try and
grab Wilhelm to throw him off. I'm gonna just have that be a Willhelm.
There is gonna be an athletics thing involving you. I know you're trying
to help Kaylor with something, but yeah, thing I apologize. No,
don't apologize, Taylor all of Ghosts Pass appears in the world and apologizes,
All right, I need I need an athletics check from you, Wilhelm.
This is gonna happen. First, he's gonna try and throw you. It's
not I'm just I'm ruling it like this. He's gonna try to throw it
being fully fair because I'm blind. I feel like it's been taking a disadvantage
on this because I literally I can't quite Yeah, yeah, you're right,
you can't prepare for it. All right, disavantage athletics. Go ahead.
You've got to beat an eighteen. It's actually even that high. Oh shit,
he rode pretty bad and you do you don't, so he like tries
to grab you, and you feed his stony fist and capture around your body
and you manage to just like shake it off. Daniel Green's taking a victory
lap around his house, and Daniel Green kind of thick a joke now breaks,
I am not a snake woman. You need to be definitive, Cody.
Yeah, you're being does a twenty hit. It does yeah, yeah,
and it does double damage and then half damage, right, so it
just does regular damage to the other this such a shit role after us for
you out of a possible like what is that like a possible like forty something,
and he hangs off of like my Rocky pecks the chisel. He's clearly
disorientated from this. He just like clong at his face. He's like he
chisels abs onto you. That's sometimes I mix wood and pleasure. You know
that SpongeBob scene where he just likes the giant black marble once then it all
falls where trivial. He just hits my chest with the chisel and just all
of like the detritus falls were to reveal just this crazy cut. Stone Body
points for using detritus. I love that. Mark my favorite. Now who
is your favorite? Before? Wait? Who is your favorite before? Ah?
Let's not get it? And when does it change? It's a title
that changes every episode. He just like it's a it's a secret. Point
says that none of you would really It's like, are you like a sim
but every time we say something you like, there's like a plus plus above
your head? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, sir. Button turns
to Norman, sees that Norman flubbed up his fucking fireball. It goes Norman,
did I remind you that's that's that paper lady very easily avoids flame based
attacks. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why. I completely
forgot about that. At the same time, you know, I enjoy a
challenge. I enjoy a challenge my fire, could it? Oh, you're
going easy on her. I see you're trying to do this on expert mode.
As you would say. I like the way that you fight. Maybe
I should do the same. Hell, yeah, I believe in you.
Yeah, I'm doing a no hit run right now, and it's too easy.
When was the last time no one got hit during combat? He's I
think it's hit the least. I will say that uctually. Yeah, yeah,
because he you know, I don't think I've ever healed him. He's
always coming far away. I'm a gamer. Yeah, he's really good at
cutting his enemies. Well, Sir Button Sorto has two choices. He can
join the fight against Mason, or he can help Anthony with or I got
this. Don't worry. But he will do whatever Norman tells him to do.
So honestly, Blad and go go for Mason. Help the boys out.
I'll take care of or I'll strike this foul beast down with the mighty
lightning blade. He runs up, pulls out his blade. You see everything
go dark as the lightning pulsates around it, and he's going to make something
cool. It's very unlikely. I mean, it just sort of strikes the
stone body of Mason, but doesn't make any sort of dent. This is
a strong opponent, the strongest thing I've seen since I left Sacramento, Cody.
It is your turn, strongest thing you've seen stood right in front of
you. I can't communicate that though, because I do not speak English.
What is that? What does it sound like? In my head? It
sounds like Terran. It's Terran, right, yeah, in my head,
it sounds like like ready rock like it is literally just the sound of like
two giant boulders rubbing against each other, just like the Earth, the Earth's
mantle shifting below. Yeah, exactly. I don't know why. I looked
around my room for a boulder to try to recreate the noise like I would
have one. It's like I'm gonna I'm gonna try and slow this. I
have a brick. That's that's close. I guess Button No Button understands terror
actually because he he reacted to what you said earlier? So what do you
actually ship? Yeah, do you say that? I just I just say
he's not all that strong. Just look at me, basically, yeah,
and then and then I swing, please please hit that. I'm singing two
slams. I'm going to swim for them. They both hit. Oh my
god, how much damage is this gonna do to It's two D A plus
five and then obviously double this, so add it together double's fifty eight.
Okay, how are you just I'm mimming straight for the face. Oh yeah,
these two pommeling fists smash it to his face and break it. Looks
like yeah, they smashes perfectly chiseled jaw and stone fragments. Sorry, I
told a joke. Wait, no, I'm pretty sure I've got to end
the stream all right later, Let's okay, we've gotta, we've gotta,
we gotta really a joke. If no one laughed, you're right, actually
did laugh? Oh I did laugh. I just I can't a joke of
no one important laughs. I'm sorry that. I love you schwamp so much.
Okay, fifty eight damaged straight into the face of the stone guy.
And yeah, sorry, I moving on just softly from the side, went,
you're really a dick, And actually you've broken away his face and you
could just see the sort of pulsating energy underneath. And it starts it glows
like a red, like an evil red. But you still hear the voice
coming out of it. That was a good shot. In a different life,
I would have loved to recruit you. I'm not going to respond to
that. I'm I'm just staring him down with my big rocky eyebrows for road
dedicated to the word I respect that. It's Jesus turn. He's no longer
blind. Actually no, no, Wilhelm's still blind. Well, Jesus runs
around and I guess. I guess everyone's going up a Mason now, I
guess so, so Jesus is gonna come around. Let's see if any Jesus
attacks hit one, two, he does. He's not using flurry of flows
because think he's out of key points. Oh they do hit, Oh my
god, he does damage. Oh my god. He just starts slamming into
Mason. You've got Sir Barton swinging his sword, Jesus doing combo techan moves
on Mason. Anthony, you're up, You're one v wearing Ori on a
mountain right now, he's pretty cool. Blasted her away. She's landed.
She's staring at you. There's there's so much hatred in her eyes. Well,
any what you did in my armor? I'm not getting close to you.
So I ready anew like a fire hose comes out of my arm and
I just you acid at her face. Tasha's Tasha's caustic brew. Motherfucker.
So here's how this works. She has to make a dex safe. She
has to make a deck safe. Okay, that much isn't there. It's
not because it's not it's not there yet. Okay, Okay, it doesn't
take damage this turn. Okay, she probably she does. She's very good
at decks. It's like the thing she's good. Okay, does she still
take that vuch? Oh? I just I spray it with acid. It
doesn't hit her and she doesn't take damage now, so it just flies harmless
sleep behind her. She just you're You're like, I'm not going close to
you. The acid bath it flings open and she just sidesteps and it just
blotters about the cliff face. Yeah, I mean, I mean we could
say, like how much is it? Uh? Yeah, you're you're just
doused in it, like there's some acid right here there. You go,
yeah, like, that's that's that. Okay, that's my turn. You
don't know like flyaway? No, no, actually yeah, actually he did
use concentration on the bruise, so oh you really like, I don't need
to fly anymore. You'll oh wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,
I might be able to do uh can I do flash of genius on
that? I have to make an ability check or a saving three. You
can use your action to add your to the role. So now I would
still succeed because she got a twenty and it was twenty, so she still
would have succeeded. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, okay, okay,
Norman, it's your turn. You missed your fireball. You can see the
Oris standing on the on the cliff face. He's just dodged that acid thing.
You are near, Mason. I don't know what you want to do.
It looks like Anthony need a little bit of help. Maybe maybe a
little help yeah from the sniper king himself. I spin my my staff around
and pretend like it's a gun, and I cast magic missile at the seventh
fifth level. Ooh, so that's how many how many miss on the three
D four pive six three seventy four? Wait, it might be more than
that actually, because he's get fifth level seventy four, Oh, fifth level
okay, three four, we get one bullet for each one? Seven should
be seven darts seven gamers, yes, seven dogs seventy four seventy four plus
seven two three four okay, yeah, seven du roll seventy four plus seven.
Don't don't you can just roll. We're already doing it, doing it,
We're already here. Okay. Then he says flu lu la la loo.
What is this level? You don't know? I recognize it, But
what is this on? Okay? You don't know the reference to there?
Teching? Is it that freer in thing everybody's talking about? I don't find
No, it's not no wait wait wait wait wait lu lu la lah lou
lock on, come on tech. Oh, I know what this is.
It's a it's a fucking one piece. It's a snipe pie. Oh it's
yeah, okay, yeah, I do want to say it is. It's
the it's the it's the Soga King Sniper King song. Yeah, it is
that. He sings the chopper and the wind carries my name. Yeah,
yeah, I'm sorry breaks to say this. Your reddition didn't help any of
us recognize it. I feel like everyone knows Lulu La La Lou. Come
on, okay, never I've never heard it quoted. Just that and nothing
else isn't Well now I know I wrong. You're the best, all right,
So so you point. Yeah, the fucking seven magic missiles come out
in like a deadly accurate aim to do thirty damage, smashing into the back
of this paper lady. She doesn't even see it coming. She never saw
it coming. The the paper on her back is singed. Well, it's
a force damage. It's not fire damaged. The paper on her back just
like burst off, like like you dropped a bunch of books on the floor.
Are you doing anything else? Dormant? That is it. I'm gonna
I'm gonna go like twenty more feedback. I just could keep walking away.
Okay, U will hailm You're still on top of Mason. He tried to
grab you beforehand, but you you you resisted it. You're still there.
You can attack or whatever you want. None of my things work for him,
which is frustrating because he's not like armed. So I can't like disarm.
Yeah. Nothing. Now I'm just gonna keep hitting him with me,
you know, yeah, using a different party of body. No, still
my head, I'll take it away from me. Yeah, yeah, you
don't have I do want to state that you don't have a flurry of blows
anymore. So where did they go? Because you I, you've definitely used
you only have two key points, right, and you've definitely used it twice
this battle. Okay, So I'm just gonna do improvised weapon twice. Then
you could do it three times because it is a light weapon. So you
have three of those? Oh, rolled the disadvantage? Okay, no,
no, no, no need to read it, don't need to redo it.
I'll just take the first number. Just take the first number, one
of those hits. Ah. If if you redid it, you would pseudo
be rolling with advantage. So seven seven okay. So I now I'm going
to make my joke before I do it. Are you ready to go?
Okay? Okay? What is your joke? Okay? I have a couple
of questions. What's your questions? You have that's funny for the shark to
say? Or is it just a joke that makes you all off right now.
The no the is twitch chat that the sides, if it's funny or
not, so okay, whatever parameters you're placing on it, Okay, it
doesn't shark. The shark belts out twitch Chat. If you vote funny,
I'll show nipt And then I taught him that. I taught him that straight
up bribery. Here's the thing. You've already shown your nipples on I d
before. So this is offering them nothing, but do it. You've said
it, You've committed swaberty run the pole. Let's see. Let's see if
twitch chat volumes Daniel Green nipples free one this one. You gotta give me
a little bit of something something, you know. I did not see that
coming. So I think it was funny. Thank you. That was very
good. Actually, I've been sitting here planning it for a while. It
doesn't make it worse. Oh god, I'm trying to look on your sheet
where how much extra damage it does. But I can't see like one half
a chize pleading with the other. It's like, please, guys, were
better than this. It's just it's just steadily going down on my please guys,
I can give yeah, Okay, all right, So yeah, it
could be one. This is an overwhelmingly yes sixty going to change. So
twitch chat has decided that that is funny. So I need you to roll
that extra D eight damage. Okay, I got that right here. The
funny part is, I would love I would love there to be a moment
in this campaign where it's like it's going to be a TPK unless Willhelm does
just enough damage to kill an enemy. He says a joke. His his
base damage doesn't do enough. He just needs one more damage and twitch chat
votes no, and then the campaign's over. Game over. Okay, Daniel,
where is the only fans at this point? Man? I mean,
like, you know, the funny part is the shark that said that I'm
not doing ship right of course? Yes, yes, you don't even get
the reward, bitch. You know what, you know what that's put it
in that place, scam, Thank you very much. It was Ship of
them. You figured out how to game the system. Lie, that's so
clear now, I'm just never going to attempt to make a joke again.
So I wouldn't he won logic, Yeah, he won, no nips.
The criteria was to get the chat to vote yes. He followed that criteria.
You didn't say he couldn't lie. Congratulations, Congratulations, you did an
extra two damage damage. I hope everyone here learned something very valuable. Lying.
It's funny you do it anything else, any movement at anything. I'm
thinking, I've don't want to provoke an attack of opportunity. Yeah, so
yeah, I'm just gonna end it there. Okay, great, or she's
no longer going to run towards you, Anthony, but she she she knows
you're a terrible shot. So that's what I want her to think. She's
false sets of security here. She's just throwing paper bombs at you. Is
that okay? That's fine? Yeah, all right, I will use I
will use flash of genius on this one, so I'll increase my chances of
succeeding here. It's a it's all on the deck save afterwards. Yeah yeah,
okay. I was going to say, is it's a it's a role
to hit first, and then there's a hit me. That's fine. It's
still explodes, so now it will be a safe So the paper bomb,
it's like a fucking bird flies forwards, doesn't hit you, lands on the
ground, but explodes. I even need to use it for that. I'm
pretty sure that succeeds. Yeah, that succeeds. So you take half damage
on the forty six. Once you take seven damage, that's not too bad.
But she does have another bird coming your way, and that one does
hit sixteen damage. I need another saving throw. You fail that one.
I don't think that just helps. I can to make it, not to
not make it a critical fail. I could do that. That wouldn't change
anything. Really, Yeah, I know, Righty, it's true. So
you do take an extra sixteen plus eighteen damage as paper birds explode around you.
That is thirty four damage. All right, I'm down. So Anthony,
Honestly, from Afy's point of view, he's like pretended to climb up
a mounted he said, wall. He missed two shots. He missed the
fire. I hit her with the shield. That was cool, Yeah,
that was cool. Then missed with an assets thing and then just got blown
up. What's the anime character that I would say? We hear the explosions
already shows up stats fighting. We know what's happened, But right now we
have no idea that Norman has only been caring about that fight. He's been
watching from a distance. I can't see you can see after, but you
could see Ari at the top of the mountain, just like dodging attacks of
throwing things, and then you're hearing explosions, and for the audience you just
see Anthony get fucking ravage. Oh as well. I wish I stayed with
my wife. It's just and then collapse of the ground. What is the
damage from forty six A lot? What type of damage? I mean?
Oh? Oh is it fire? It wouldn't be fire. No, okay,
if it's fire, I take half, right, it is fire,
No, you do take half? I am okay. So that last time,
that is factors. Okay, So so divide the took no even even
before that, all right, I was at twenty seven hp before all this,
before her turn happened. Okay, ok so you have your damage.
Wait, so that's seventeen. That seven would be half to three, right,
okay, gotcha. Thirty four wouldn't be half because the sixteen was the
paper bird, not the explosive. The eighteen would be half to nine.
So okay, so it would be three plus nine plus sixteen is twenty eight
how much? Okay? I did my best. Okay, get it back.
You're right, it is the fire damage and he is resistant to that.
And we just clarified that last time. It's still so much damage that
lady, this is what happens. You get exploded and you're like your your
suit starts like going get up. The children's lives are not worthy of Anthony.
Get and then like it deactivates and you you collapse the I passed the
fuck out? Yeah, that is that is her turn. She stands,
she looks very cocky, and she turns right and Norman, you see her
make eye contact with you from across the fucking like valley. You are muted.
Norman, can I can I thing in chat real quick? Because a
lot of people are what are people saying in chat? A lot of people
in chat are saying Anthony should just use absorb elements, Guys, absorb elements.
All it does it gives you resistance through that damage type until I can't
get resistance. I can't get resistance. Has already used his reaction to do
the repulsion shield, right, That was that was the previous that the previous
whatever absorb elements wouldn't do anything, is what I'm saying, resistance and he
already has it. Everyone's like throw water on her. I don't have any
water spells. I have acid, doesn't get nip. This is exactly drown
her in a lake. Where are we going to get a lake? Oh?
There is one. Actually, I'm glad they remember that there is actually
a and I did describe that at the start of the compe purpose that's like,
hey, guys, you're fighting a fire and mental next to a lake.
Have fun here you go. Yeah, all right, there's a cliff
in a lake. To make the dynamic of the battle more interesting, there's
height and water. Next up, Next up is the lake. She still
has a movement, so she is. She turns around, sees Norman,
and she's going to start to u float. Yeah. She sort of jumps
down off the cliff, lands daintily. She can't quite make it to Norman
now, but she's going to She is coming. She is coming, And
now it's Mason's turn. Mason turns back to Cody. He doesn't give a
shit about Wilhelm anymore. You smashed his face apart. He's now feeling like,
up to this point, he always considered himself the strongest mortal, you
know, the strongest leader of the Mercenary group, the only people stronger than
him. Are he considered to be beasts or gods? He sees you,
and he's now got both of his things in hand. He's going to he's
gonna hit you with the hammer. He's gonna hit you with the chisel.
You're gonna get wombo combombo combo if it hits So, it hits me.
I have a seventeen, So I think you're seventeen eleven. He rolls an
eleven. Yeah, okay, okay, and then I guess the hammer comes
down twelve twelve compliments It compliments the eleven quite nice. Oh my Gideon,
this is incredible. He's intimidated by me. Does he reform his face or
not? Is he still his face is still? You know, he doesn't
need to combat. It's still just this empty, empty void like maybe like
little bits are coming back slowly, like you could see his mouth as there
hanging loose. And yeah, he comes down. I mean, how do
you want to block this, because I'm gonna imagine you block these attacks.
The chisel comes down one side, the hammer comes down the other. I
mean I would love to be able to just grab his wrists as they're coming
down simultaneously. Yeah, I mean honestly, because he said what did he
say? Did he say out loud? The only thing stronger than me is
gods and beasts? I'm going to say that. Yeah. Probably he's probably
vocalizing this force a little bit. Yeah, the only things I am the
strongest mortal, the only things stronger than me are gods and beasts. Comes
down with the with the hammer and the chisel. You grab it with your
two hands. You better add Californians to that list. Oh, God,
Jesus and Cody, God and a beast. So Burton looks up. He
hears that he's the only one who hears that. Yeah, and he looks
up. Wow. And then he looks over at Norman and looks up at
Cody Earth elemental. There's just something there. It's now Busses is ready to
attack. There's just something in that look button, Go again, go again.
All right, it's unlikely he's gonna hit, but we're gonna try one.
Two. He hits one critically, that's okay, that's okay. The
lightning blade strikes true, that's good damage as well. Obviously the lightning does
the full damage. The blade sort of caves into his his stony exterior,
but that that lightning, Oh my god, hits into Mason. I'm gonna
say he hits Jesus with the other attack. Oh oh god, there's more
damage to Jesus. He's like swinging wildly. It like Mason's exterior so stony
and hard that the second one almost like rebounces off the stone and like cuts
it to Jesus. Jesus goes, hey, man, that's the sin.
You can't do that. You know ten commandments and all that one thou shallt
not hurt Jesus. Christ Cody, you're all right. I'm going to in
in like the because we've flavored it where I've grabbed his wrists continuing that movement,
I'm going to use one of my attacks to actually try and grapple him
and take him down. I'm going to try and strength if I can.
I want to put him in the lake, but I don't know if that's
too him on top of him. I will say this still he does.
But I think I think if if missing hits the floor, Willhelm will be
able to roll off harmlessly. It's not gonna get Christian thinks, Okay,
yeah, we do an athletics contest. Athletics contest with my strengthens plus five.
You've got better athletics though that's the earth elemental. Oh, good point,
just just the five, it's just a five, let's do it.
What eight, that's just one of your attacks, though you still have the
other one. Yeah. You try and grapple him to the ground, but
he stands firm, He understands. Terry humbled from what I am just gonna
swing in his ribs. Please, you are a strong enemy. Did you
tell me what your name was? My name is Cody, and I critically
fail Cody. I don't know where Califordia is, but it's no place on
my map. I know, very far from here. The thing about stone
is no matter how much it crumbles, it can always be re forged.
And I mean with the critical fail, he like shoves you off him.
Yeah, your your your, and his face sort of reforms into its place,
and he's ready. It is Jesus's turn. I I will Actually I'm
going to use a bonus action because I do have one. When I'm in
world Chip is that I can use my spell slots to do one D eight
of healing to myself per spell slot I use. So I'm just going to
use one fourth double spell slot to heal a little bit. It's going to
heal the twenty Okay, great, great, great, good for you.
Here that here's that h P wow, that's a lot one and hpy.
I mean Jesus is such a tank. Jesus has hurt my bottom. We're
just going to roll as a text. See if they hit unlikely, but
they've hit before. I mean they're hitting pretty good. Yeah, what are
the pits five damage? You go with two stone? Okay, yeah,
here we go. So Jesus is sort of whittling down. Really is a
fight between Cody and Mason. The others are just sort of like like like
kicking his shins. Oh my god, you critically succeed, which means you
come back. But one paid. My fucking chest has a built in defibrillator.
That like, it's like when Anry got knocked out. It's got she
just reached Holy so Anthony, you Yeah, you're fucking you. All your
systems are online, you're ready you and because of that, you can take
your tone. Oh fire always jumped down the mountain. All right, I'm
gonna walk over to the edge of the cliff down there. She has no
idea. You've gotten back up. It's like a stealth attack. You will
have advantage on this attack. I will say, okay, if you do
anything. All right, the acid didn't work, the fire didn't work.
Somebody brought up It is kind of sad that I'm a firefighter and I don't
have a fucking water cannon that d n D doesn't really have like a hydro
pump kind of I mean, it would let you read flavor something, all
right? Can I all right? I have ray of frost that was my
cold and ice of fire and ice. You want your ray of frost to
be ray of water? Yeah, we can make it ray of water?
All right? Here we a ray of water. Here go advantage ray of
water. Okay, twenty seven twenty seven, uh thirteen. Water damage.
So you you bust out this ray of water and it collapses and makes Ari
all soggy and wet. It doesn't do any extra damage because of that.
But what it does do is that it prevents her from doing any of her
cool movement techniques. She can no longer fly, she can no longer use
her reaction to get away from the fire attacks. She can no longer do
any of that, because you've soaked her paper down and she's now like a
wet cat fie. Yes, and she looks up at you and says,
locking eyes with you. You, I thought you were dead. I thought
you I fucking killed you. How dare you get that? I'm from the
future. I'm from the future. That's how I survived. Wow, Okay,
that burning damage chunks or Norman, you've seen or jump down? You
see? Wait? No, no, what more thing? Can I get
it? Do I have a bonus action? You do have a bonus action?
Of course she did. Okay, I'm used defensive field, which gives
me some HP back as well. Oh great, you can take Angel to
your level, so you can put up a defensive field ten So I get
ten H back. I get something. Okay, I'll take it. Yeah,
okay, Norman, you just saw or just take a chunk of watery
damage. But Norman wouldn't know that. She can't she can't do her movement.
You. All that Norman sees is the fact that her body and her
papery body has become all like sticky. It depends on if Norman could piece
two and two together and see that you saw that her paper unraveled and became
like a balloon. And now you see that her papers will clumpy together like
water. Would Norman d be able to think? Hmm? That means she
won't be able to do that or not? Do you think Norman is you
know what do an entil? I think Norman? I think Norman is smart
enough to know that. But doing intelligence wrong, I'll do it. That's
like prime intelligent. Yeah, I'd say thirteen is good enough, so you
do recognize that regardless I dake my mind. Norman's gonna be like Anthony has
the high ground. I got it, don't worry about it. That the
high ground. And then I'm going to launch of fireball at Mason. But
if I do it towards like between the rock and tree, I can only
hit Mason and no one else. No, Willhelm is on top of Mason,
so you always hit Wilhelm. I know he yeah, yeah, but
Willhelm. Any sort of AOI attacks that hit Mason will hit Wilhelm. Well,
if I know that Orius thing, I will shoot that fireball at Ori
instead. Okay, go ahead. She has to do a dex safe,
which he's vex still quite good at No. She has disadvantage on deck safe
now because she's covering in water, so she's still good at them, but
with disadvantage. She got fifteen, which I think doesn't beat your fireball sixteen.
Yeah, so Rother eighty six, she's gonna take the damage here.
And by full damage I do mean double damage kind of. I can't believe
in this critical moment you still do our slash, so that is eight damage
as wow, the water comes down in or she's covered in this wet clumping
up, you fire off this fireball she she had turned around. She turns
around quickly to see it coming at her. She desperately tries to dodge out
the way, but she cannot. The flames erupt and rip her papery body
apart. She burns up and screeches. She screams at the top of her
lungs. It turns into ashes on the ground. You've killed Arim. Norman
blows office staff like a little like whatever, like steam coming off of it.
He blows any of its like easy, thanks, Norman, I'm on
the cliff, like, dang you, I got you, bro. Was
she was she an actual person or was she just made a paper? I
don't know, like, was that a human being or was she a paper
monster? I don't even know, Like what the fuck human being or paper
monster? We win these? H uh? Button sees you do this toads
round and any you know, he's like that is that's that's, that's why
you don't fuck with the Great Norman. We eventually Willhelm. You're on top
of Mason. You're still blinded. You you hear all this like subterranean talk
going on, you don't quite understand it. So how how broken does this
like stone guy feel? You said, it's kind of given some gift,
but it's still like you really are. You can with your when you can
feel that chunks of his stony body have kind of just broken away, like
almost you would be able to pick up bits of his stone if you wanted
to. Oh, I hit him with him? You can hit him with
him? Okay, cool, Then I'm gonna do that three times. And
I will say if you if you hit him with him, the damage will
not be halved because he is not he is weak to his own stone body.
I mean, you know, cut a diamond with diamond and all that.
Two of those hits twenty six and twenty eight do the damage, and
he's taking that full nineteen damage. Oh my God, he's getting weaker and
my joke. Are you ready for my joke? Okay, okay, okay,
I will allow it, but you do have to do it before you
make the rolls. You have it the last time. I know, I
know, and it was my mistake, but it is before because you tell
the joke if I hit yes, right right right, you tell the joke.
You made the atta. But it's okay. I'll let you do it
again now because you know I it was poor. I feel like it's a
bad idea for me to risk chat again. So I'm just I'm not gonna
let them get rivened. You can use it, it wasn't it used?
It equals to half of your level. Was the amount of times you could
use it a day? Right? So I'm just gonna say, you know
what, the Shark's not feeling very humorous right now? Yeah? Yeah,
okay, Well Mason isn't either. Does he have his final form? He
could go into No, but but I'm gonna need it. He I mean,
he saw or go up in a bord of flames. There's no way
he's winning this, you know. Yeah, but he also has a code
of honor. If he can't be the strongest. He also feels like he
shouldn't be alive in a way. Wow, that's pretty hard. Can't you
try and be stronger? Well, well that's the thing, right, he's
testy. That's what he's trying to do right now. He's he looks down
at his stone body. M hmm. It was a mistake to be modeled
after a human. Two more arms come out. It just should have been
modeled after a sulk. In this whole time, it was naive to think
otherwise. This is Mason sulking form. I hope he gets some temporary HP
with that because he's no But he does get four attacks. Yeah, but
you know they're all gonna miss, and you're not the one in range of
him, so not going towards you for me, well, they are not
going towards you at all, going to ever who he thinks is the strongest.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, sir,
Button, that's the real threat. But again, I mean none of them
hit, Like, what is your armor class again? It's seventeen? All
right? Come on, I want all four of them with just two of
them fists. You've got hammer, yes, yes, it's a cool fail.
He's gonna drop that ship. Yeah, yeah, we do have the
other ones coming. Sorry, oh my god, what is that? Why
did the roll of fifty four? Fifty four? Sorry? Wait wait wait
what's your arm? What's your class? Yeah, Cody, okay, just
to clarify, so you don't need to roll us again. That was a
thirteen that he rolled, So whatever the modifier is, you can just add
it to. For some reason, you put the modifier in his four D
ten plus five. He's I've had enough of a ship today. No,
no, no, he used all three other arms at once and it made
a fifteen. It's thirteen. Okay, it's thirteen. So wait, thirteen
plus eight does hit you? So one? Yeah, I am gonna say
this this. He is gonna you know, he's still attacking, but I
think the critical fail is also going to kill himself in this. Well,
the fist hits as well, right, yeah, one fist in the chisel
hits me. Okay, oh the critics it's not a critic, it's not
a critic, it's not so it's thirty two plus twenty six, so he
is going to do fifty eight damage on you, but he's so Yeah,
it locializes, yeah, because he's got advantage against whatever, regardless, regardless,
he's thirty four damage against himself. This is what's gonna happen, Cody,
Cody, I'm gonna rule it like this. You know how he chiseled
those abs into your body. This is what happens. He comes in with
the chisel, does hit. The chisel hits into you, causing damage.
But then he pulls back a fist and he's gonna try and slam it into
your body. But the force of your abs, the defensive earth, the
stone that you've put into your core strength, all of the sit ups you've
done all throughout your life, all build up to this. You are generally
having flashbacks to you being in the gym, and your your gym bros Are
like, yeah, hit the just another sit up. You never know what
you'll need. Those rock hard abs, those rocks. His fist hits it,
and just every single part of his stowe shatters, his body shatters.
You see it splinter off his face, and he goes. He looks you
dead in the eye. I guess I was not the strongest after all.
I've always thought I was the best at chiseling, but I could never chisel
abs like those. And then he shatters into a million pieces into dust as
he collapses to the ground. Wow, wait, was he a real guy?
I'm gonna like drop the elemental form as he as he crumbles as well.
So all like the earth around me just as crumbling off and falling off
and just I'm like left in the center of it as all ye fades away,
I'm walking over. Okay, so uh how you guys? All right,
I'm pretty banged up, but I'm all right. Cody, okay,
do you have an arm? Oh? Yeah, everything reaction to that,
I just I'm just left with one arm like as bleeding stump. Oh god,
one bleeding stump. I kind of I kind of like, oh gosh.
Cody's like he's kind of couldn't go like down on one knee. As
he is, he like realizes that, you know, transforming stuff, I
didn't do anything about about you. Well, I'm I'm I'm in EMT so
I'm using my healing kit. I'm stuns the As the combat finishes, you
see it to the ground. You hear a voice sort of from the bushes
go oh that was very impressive. Ah, And this lady sorts out that
you recognize who's sort of just was watching the whole fight. Oh shure tricorn
hat. She's a Sulkin, purplish skin, deep blue, and you recognize
it as the mayor of Soccerna uh douna, the previous branch manager of the
Sulkin territory that you guys put in head in charge. And she she saunters
towards you, guys and says, you've been searching for you. Can this
hold off for a moment. Cody just lost an arm. We're like looking
at her, approaching, ma'am, ma'am. Please, we'll get to you
in a moment. Here, Cody, are you with me? Are you
still with me? Here? Shark starts crying. It was I was planning
and jumping in if things got too bad, but it seems like you arm.
I didn't see that. It couldn't have been it couldn't have been prevented.
And I mean, look, this arm's worth two you know. Oh
god, it's okay, it's all right. Here. I'm injecting like painkiller
directly into your stump. Yeah, like anesthesia or whatever the hell I have
in my healing kit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yes, Cody,
you do now just have a it's your left arm, right, I
think you you you've lost an arm. Wow, it's it's it's just above
the elbow. So you have you do have a stump here. It's okay,
Cody. I can make you some kind of like I don't know,
auto mail arm or something. We can work this out. We can maybe
figure something out. Well, we'll figure it out. All the gains in
that forum that you've lost weapon, Cody like so much of well it was
it was shattered it. Yeah, yeah, you like bone chunk, there's
nothing. It's all gone to the wind. You would need like regeneration or
something to bring it back, probably, Yeah, do you have regeneration?
None of you don't. Sorry Cody, you were you were lamenting about your
gains. Yeah, it's just for Cody, like each of his like limbs,
his body parts, you know, they're not just like extensions of himself,
but they're time spent. They are you know, years and years of
work. So it's kind of like double loss. He's kind of reeling over
right now. He's kind of in shock now that like the battle's over.
Yeah, he's just looking at that stump. Consequences sort of sitting in for
Cody. Yeah, of what blood type. Are you Cody, you're losing
a lot. I don't know. I don't know what that is. Well,
I said, no, okay, all right, so bust and runs
up to Norman. Norman, you were amazing. You disintegrated that paper lady.
You did great too, you did some good damage on amazing. Do
you really mean that? I mean, I'm nothing good comparison to you,
But I did great this well, you did great. You did great?
I did great. You hear that? Oh shit, you're all speaking of
here? That? Did you hear that? That? Or girl say like
when she whispered, she was like, snowpaint us to do this? You
should totally kill her, That's what I heard. I didn't hear that.
Yeah I did. Okay, you say that, that's crazy. I mean,
Judah is just sort of starting there watching this entire scene on forward with
like one hand on her hips. Well, I'm sure we take care of
everything. I guess we'll pay attention to worry. Yeah, it's fine,
I can wait. You obviously have medical emergency. It is fine. It
is. It is not like like my entire life has been uprooted because of
your stupidity or anything like that. Like I I What the fuck is going
on? Cody lost an arm. I'm be honest, I don't know what's
going on. People just try to listen. You're popular. This time it
was not justified. They just jumped us. I don't. I'm not this
fight. I'm talking about the other worldly brewery. You what about it?
What about it? Well, you promoted me, and it was a great
job opportunity. You know, you trusted me, beautiful Juna, to do
everything that I needed to do to set up all the branches in the Sulking
territory. And I did all of that as you requested. And then what
comes to my front door a letter saying that it's been completely repossessed by this
lady called Snow and I am now out of a job because so everyone say,
hi, Kayla, so I have spent We are just as powerless when
it comes to this legal stuff as you. We really don't have a say.
Unfortunately, we we're as much a victim as you are. Actually more
so, we lost more illegal stuff. Just kill harrow something, whoa,
We're not your senseless murderers. At the smoldering piles on the ground, I
don't even know if those were real, genuinely self defense. Yeah, yeah,
it was. It was one on hand. Honestly, you guys do
I'm just kind of spinning right now, not gonna lie, is it.
I've been I've been hiking around for like a week trying to find you guys.
I was only able to track you guys down because I saw these guys
who also trying to find you guys, and I followed them. Oh okay,
well look, so do you know we we still have some assets.
We can try and set you up, you know, in a new position
for now, until things get properly sorted out. We still owden the name
the other Worldly Brewery, and we still have at least one brewery that is
nothing. We were the you We were the richest brewery company in the world.
That we have our we have our people trying to reset up shop again
and hopefully we could send you guys what happened. You guys aren't just aren't
receiving the beer from us anymore because they took over and they're not doing it.
They're not what do you mean I am not in Yes, the breweries
the exist, but I'm not. They are now running all there now they
fired you, and they're running all those breweries. I got it, Okay,
Yeah, I think they're just going to fire anyone that we hired or
you know, brought on. I wonder about remember the ice guys, we
set up the ice bar. I don't think I was there for that.
I think that yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I am on board.
I'll be honest with you guys. Every time you bring up other Worldly Brewery,
I'm like half in half? What the fuck is going on right now?
M h. Anyway, all I'm saying, Juna is that we need
to play the long game now, because yes, they've got the hand up
on us. They've taken just about everything is possible to take. Uh,
but there's you know, we keep fighting legally, not like like fighting to
the death. We're also trying to save the world and stuff. So yeah,
I don't give a shit about that. Where you guys going now?
The Capital? I were heading back to the capitol. I will accompany you
to the capital then. All right, all right, I'm gonna give Snow
a stunt talking to Look, we've we've tried it. I'm sure that'll work
swimmingly. Right. Norman tried to seduce her. I summoned a robot that
tried to kill her. I just don't think it's gonna work against this woman.
Yeah, listen, you know, if if all you want is some
security, you know, kind of your old position back, maybe you can
just have a good word with Snow and she'll bring you on. It was
like, I might have to at this rate, I know, because all
I can offer you, I'll be honest, is a position at a single
brewery in some town to the west. I mean, like, I don't
I don't know about the breweries or anything. But if you just want a
job, I can ask mister Wellington if he needs somebody to like hang out
is him. He's kind of alone, stopping you from walking in there and
taking his force. I don't he has I don't like to murder. She
has the government on her side. Oh oh no, that makes sense.
Oh no, of course she does. Oh no, the king. Oh
most of this is even worse than I imagined. There is. Well,
there isn't really a king. No, no, I'm not talking about your
king. I'm talking about my king, Kim Yeh Hellovich. He's on a
diplomatic mission to the capital right now. And I was like, oh,
I see all of a sudden, doing there now there's like a whole political
intrigue as back to this. Okay, he famously did not like the capital
because of the whole ginghis khun thing, and now he's suddenly waltzing up there.
Are you still has a lot of people wrapped around our fingers. She's
given a lot of things. You're a political type, right, yes,
that's fair to say. We and I motioned to the group, are not.
But we are kind of wrapped up in this in this political thing right
now, and it's way above our heads. Okay, most of our enemies
and I just like point around can be dealt with a certain way. This
cannot. So maybe you can help us flip things around a little bit.
If we have the king and the president on our side, snow doesn't stand
a chance, right well, I mean that sounds like a good plan.
Have you met you were you went to the capital of Novena? Is that
is that where we stole that dog? It's probably for the best that we
don't speak to Yahalovich. Why is that we were bounty? You know,
put our foot in our mouths and just say something wrong and you know,
international political trouble. Ah, get me out of there. He's much more
likely to trust the word of a local than from you know what I mean.
He's also a little of a playboy if if I do say so,
right more, what are you trying to replay there? I'm just saying you
cut a very good figure. Oh well, thank you anyway, Right,
so let's compay you to the capital. I will do a little bit of
political talking. We'll see where that gets us. We are just outside of
the forest, all right, so we're yeah, we probably have a ways
way to left to go ale away from the capital. So it's going to
be a full, full journey. Yeah, you're you're about probably about three
four days off. Yeah. The goodness is Cody's about twenty pounds later now.
So yeah, because you sort of have to because you don't go through
the deadline that you sort of loop round to get to the forest. Yeah,
picturing the map in your head, which means you're actually not too far
from Sulking territory at the moment, like a day's travel, which is hell.
As long as we don't have to, like you know, as long
asbody else jumps us on the way, I think it should be pretty okay.
We are the rest of the We are the toes here to stump you
out. Okay, we took care of the toes, the blood vessels.
We're the muscular system. Now we're the skeletal system. Like son of a
bitch, it just keeps coming. So as we're like walking, I want
to how many how many towers we got left? One? One? Only
one? Okay, which is it? George Washing? Eric, Yeah,
mister Washington. And that's why we need Washington on our sides. We can't
just kill Snow. Okay, okay, so you guys, you guys have
venture back to the capitol. Norman, were you saying something to the party,
Is that what you said? Yeah? I was just asking like,
yeah, what like how many? How many towers are left? And I
had to we had to hold back with Snow for political reasons, but also
because we need Washington to you know, help us. We can't just go
yeah caving bad crazy political stuff. Yeah, okay, will help you.
What do you have to ask? So canonically, in my character's backstory,
I've been quite the tinkerer. I'm someone who made bombs, and I'm someone
who had like brewing supplies and stuff. I'm trying to justify something here.
This isn't weird. This isn't me being crazy? Can I attempt to craft
something while we're journeying? What are you trying to craft? Let me I
can idea with that. Yeah, honestly would be out of help as well.
I imagine like I have literally and I can make magic items. I'm
going to make Cody a sick automail arm. So what are you trying to
make you? I would like to make for Cody a little like so obviously
he needs his combat arm, right, Like that's yeah, you don't necessarily
want that. We were going to the loo as your people say. Okay,
so I think what I'm going to try and do is like fidget together
like a couple of branches, and then keep it simple and just make it
so that the end kN has like a pincer thing. So it's like you
know those simple things where you extend it opens and you pull back at closes.
Okay, I will make them a little little grab a guy, little
grab sure essentially just a little grabby hand. Yeah. Here's here's the thing.
Here's the thing that I will say about Cody if like during this like
how long how long is the travel? But two three days? Okay?
A few days during the days that we're marching. Obviously, Anthony is trying
to involve talk about you know, you know, I can make you this
robot that doesn't really appeal to Cody. But as soon as Wilhelm comes forward
with the idea of like, what if I made out it fucking sticks?
Wait a minute, the power of Wilhelm and Anthony combined to make some sort
of like wooden prosthetic that like looks a little more natural and elegant and druidic.
I think would would? I can make it look however you wanted to.
It doesn't have to be an automail thing. It could be like,
yeah wooden, Yeah, Norman, you look like you carved in desks in
high school. Could you put some like six symbols on it? I could
do a really cool S. Yeah yeah. What does the S stand for?
Nobody knows, Probably super or something super cool. I always thought it
stands for such a good puncher. Mmm. Yeah. So I mean this
is what the three days are going to be used for, ye be reconstructing
making an arm? Anthony, can you take me like a magic dagger or
something? I could definitely I can make a common or uncommon magical items.
So I should be able to make like a plus one magic dagger because or
even just a dagger. Yeah, because I I've taken some cool new spells
and they kind of involved me being up close and personal. Yeah, I
have nothing to do up close and personal, so at least would be I'm
gonna make the same kind of dagger, the same kind of like comboat combat
rambo knife I made for smog smog. No, I'm so sorry, you're
gonna die. Yeah, I'm so sorry. It's the death dagger. I
probably am because this one. I just want to be up close to personal
a little bit. But it's dumb. Do you want it to fire electricity
like a taser knife or a fire knife or a water knife or I just
like a fire knife would be pretty cool. Actually, wait to wait,
fire abilities ice knife. Okay, that's an actual I make an ice knife.
There you go. Here, you have an ice knife. And it
really doesn't matter for steel wind strike anyway, because that's just a spell thing.
Hell I had I had my thunder Gone the right yeh, from the
magic im collection. Obviously that goes to my one good arm. I guess
it was in my sheet. But now it's not. Could I be reminded
what that does? I would also think I need to be reminded, so
we could do that for sessions. It was written in the treasure section of
my get and it's gone now. I think it probably it's it's probably the
so I think it's the the spell under the the like level one spell.
Oh, and I'm thinking of shattwing in mind. Oh, shocking Grass.
No, I think it was shocking Grass. It was. It was one
of those like cantrip level one spells that you let you anyway you guys travel
throughout. Is there anything you guys want to talk to Judah about on this
trip, because she's like the one n PC that's here besides Button. I
guess Jesus too, Jesus, Jesus is a little bit insecure about his vice
presidency at the moment. Yeah, yeah, Land and stable government somehow,
Jesus, do you think they're like George Washington is making these decisions without me,
dude, A meeting a foreign king man. I don't even know there
were other kings. I thought it was just the little the little guy,
you know, little little the little the little boy, what was his name?
The little boy that guy. Yeah, that little fellah, that little
time man. I keep forgetting he exists. It's not good. Is yourself
just abysmal? Okay, worst dad? Okay, let's not dog pile of
award who gave him a really good costume? True? It's true, true,
true, that is true, true, and do be dripped out?
Okay, do you know if he's safe? Me? I mean he was
safe last time I knew. He just hangs around in the palace, dude,
Me and Washington. Yeah, he's like one, he's like a toddler
right now. He's like one and a half years old, so he's he's
walking a little bit. Yeah, yeah, he just yeah, genuinely,
he gets looked after by Washington, Jesus and Wellington. Now is a sort
of three way parenting situation. That's a that's a romance. That's a movie
if there ever was one. Yeah, that kid's gonna have so many political
opinions. I'm fine with it. Let's go. Okay, you guys eventually
reached the city. If there's nothing else you want to say to any of
these NPCs, A baby, Yeah, that's that, That's what I was
thinking of. Yeah, you guys reached the city and you see the walls
of the city in the distance, and one thing that immediately catches your eye
is the the flag of the capital that usually flies above the city has now
been replaced with a sort of stylistic snowflake. Ah okay, with just like
four spines on it that like kind of curl at the end. You can
go blockwise, just sort of what are you talking about? Is it a
snow flake? I just picturing a snowflake. I think I think breaks out
what I was going for. Yeah, yeah, it's like a flag.
It is a yeah, it's a snowsticker flag. Holy ship. Okay,
we probably should have with her, by the way, We've all long rested,
and we're yeah, right, you spend time, and Juna looks up
and goes, is that normally the flag? No, No, don't worry.
I'm gonna burn it down during the night when no one's noticing. Oh,
you should do the you should do the flag. Yeap, oh,
hell yeah. We need Washington to open the tower first, and then we
can do whatever the fuck we want. You guys entering the city, yeah,
yeah, wait, what if okay? Wait. As we approach the
city, Cody is wary. We're seeing there's a new flag shows just precisely
how much of a grip Snow has over the city. Yeah, if she
somehow has put out a warrant for our rest or something like, are we
safe to just openly walk into the city right now? I hope he's worry
about And by I hope so, I mean I hope she has a warrant
for our arrestle that we have an excuse to throw hands. Do you think
that she's openly muked you as terrorists? No? I don't think so.
I really don't think. On the way here would have had an opportunity to
arrest us. Okay, on the way here we would have passed through towns
that have like pubs and stuff. There's no like wanted posters of us or
anything. You want a poster yet? No? Not yet? Yeah.
Yeah, so yeah, she stripped does of what she saw as our power,
right, our wealth, our business. But we might still pose a
threat to her, and she has. She's shown that she will not stop
it. You know, takes no short measures in getting rid of her opponents.
H Do you think she was the one that sent those assassins after you?
No? I think they just had a grudge and they want he said,
they they give their reasons. They just were prideful. But I think,
you know, mm hmm. I do want to say that just as
a reminder because I don't know if you're just saying this. But the at
the very start of that combat from last session, Mason did mention that Snow
had talked to him, but he is not doing it because she's paying him.
He's doing it for his own reasons. But he just really didn't like
us. But I thought that was I thought that was like before, like
she had offered us at one point to track you guys, but we refuse
because we just was not But the implication is she did try to send them
towards you, right, and that she's probably, oh yeah, dealing with
you, right, And I guess, I guess, I guess just be
like she tried. She tried, but they were coming anyway, because you
know, they had personal beef. Do you think that she helped them in
some way? I mean, Snow got our fingers wrapped around everybody, honestly,
m yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, h mm hmm. Into interesting.
Well, then I don't think there would be wanted posts up for you
if she if she knows the assassins were coming after you, she probably just
assumes that you've already been taken care of. She seems like an arrogant lady.
And that's maybe we try and get in with our heads down until we
at least reach the you know, the capitol building, the palace, that
idea do you guys have? Just that she doesn't get word that we're here
until right we actually come from she she puts a hand over a gun that
she has and she like chocks it. Well, calm, well, okay,
be prepared. I get ready. We don't have any sort of like
disguise or pass without trails or anything like that for us as a group,
do we? So we're just gonna hum, I had disguised self, I
think, or invisibility. I have invisibility. Right, it's sort of walk
headed. I think we've you've been in this situation before. We I do
have disguis I do have disguysself. Yeah, because we were in the goal.
Yeah, we can't disguise a group, is what I'm saying. So,
but I think you guys have enough invisibility slots to make everybody invisible.
And then Cody turns into an animal, which we established in the episode.
Actually, now that we're higher level than than when we infiltrated uh, what's
it called the Yahalovich's Town Neventure Noventure. When we infiltrate Eventure, we were
lower level. So maybe now we just have enough spell slots to make everyone
invisible. You can will I mean at the end of the day, we
have to talk to Washington, right, so like, yeah, we could
all go invisible. Will will make over montage just outside, like the makeover
stuff from who knows? I mean, I can do a makeup instantly.
I just summoned another version of making a sneak into the city, find a
person selling clothes, find someone who does haircuts, and just folling. I
want to stop you sneak You guys who are trying to fight a way to
sneak into the city. So sneaking into the city to then find a place
that you so that you're able to sneak into the city, is you've already
really step one, Like you don't want to be recently caught in the city,
right, Like security also used. I'm assuming like the city is gonna
have different districts that like they're like it's not all going to be nice,
right, Like there's an edge city and then there's a middle. You're gonna
have a finger in all of it though. Yeah, everyment of the po
we put our suits back along like we went to the like what we did
when we went to the trial, and we walked down the middle of the
street with carrying the suits with you this whole time. They boys, I
say, we just we just show our superiority and walk down the middle of
the street. All right, I'm more uncomfortable. I'm using invisibility on myself.
I'm not doing that. I think we should stealth. I think we
should go in secretly. Okay, are you guys toning invisible to do this?
Fine? I am what's up to you? That's what you want to
do, I'll turn invisible. Who else wants to be invisible? Do you
know how many? How many? How many spell slots do you have for
invisibility or how many slots do you have for invisible? Basically, as a
group, how many people can we make invisible? How can how many people
can you make it visible? I can make two people invisible. Well,
I don't want to waste my higher too many higher level spells do we have
I can do. I could do three people, six, the six of
us. Yeah, because you're right, yeah, button and Jesus, will
you guys make five? Yeah? I think do you I forgot my button?
I did? I did? Yeah, But he's Jesus can walk in.
You know what, Jesus. He turns to you, guys, he
goes, I'm just going in, guys, I'm fly. Yeah, that's
fair. I'm going to go back to my walks in. Jesus walk you
guys, make everyone invisible except for Jesus. And he dies, he gets
shot. Oh no, Jesus, No, he's fine. He walks in,
gutting down in the street. Yeah, I'll turn into a little bird.
I'll turn into little tweety bird and fly it. And then the rest
you make everyone invisible between the ray and the invisible sluts, and we will
everyone invisible, little bird. And you walk to the town, you notice
that all of the guards are now wearing this sort of white and black and
light blue armor, which is like the snow color scheme, which is the
same color as the flag, light blue, white and health. Okay,
how third Reich is this ship looking? I didn't even think about this walking
into like Nazi Germany, Like what is this? But you do there is
definitely more soldiers than usual, right and there are you know, people are
going about their day. It doesn't look like, you know, they're being
too oppressed, but there is definitely a grip on the city. As you're
walking around, you do spot that there, you do spot a bunch of
guards are like beating up a bunch of like homeless people in the corner.
And I will say, you do recognize one of the homeless people as whom
you see him and his like white like wiglike hair, and his his like
quite fancy looking dress, but it's all beaten down. It's George Washington.
He's on the grounded by one of the guards. They're like, move along,
get out of the street, and he's like, I'm George washed.
Let's I used to run? No, shut up, old man, And
yeah, he's he's might have to see that happening. We might have to
do something about that. We yeah, we need him alive for one thing,
but also like yeah, I think we will. We will save him
and retreat. Now. Oh, while we were gone, she fostered a
vote and people people are so brainwashed by seeing her product everywhere thinking she's this
sweetheart that she they void her in. Yeah, democracy that seems the best.
Democracy fails again. Okay, you are a bird, that's what you
say. I just whistled with the microphone. Din't pick it up the first
Okay, can you do it? Can you do a whistle of the microphone
will pick up. It's not picking up any of these whistles. It's noise
suppressing it because there's some kind of whistles you see, snow what a snow's
guards like? Put some look at elastic band around your beaks so you can't
whistle anymore? All right, rushtedge I need to ask some clarifying questions here,
Yes, okay, how many people? How many guards are kicking the
ship out of George? Wi? Three gods? Okay, Now here's the
deal, right. The whole idea with regular invisibility is if I attack,
or I cast a spell or anything, I immediately lose the visis could I
tap one of the guards on the shoulder? Does that count as a fucking
attack? No, it doesn't count as an attack. No, I'll let
you do that, all right. Then I go over and just the excuse
me, Wait, there's nobody. There must have been my imagination back to
kicking the shit out of this guy. I do it, I do it
again, I do it again. Huh hmmm, who's there? Must have
been my imagination back to kicking the ship out of this. People need to
know what visibility is the thing that exists in this universe. R not this
guy. This happen? He goes, Oh what was that? Must have
been the wind back to keeping this ship out of this. Yes, he
won't do it, so I'm punching him in the Okay, run up,
thunder Cordland or whatever you do to do that. You have a chance.
Are you doing this not lethally or ethally? They are just regular uh seventeen
hits? Are you doing it non lethally or lethally? It doesn't matter,
it doesn't It doesn't knock him out anyway. It's so eight damage you you
come out your He sees you just come out of the visibility four iron armor's
suit post a bit of face. He goes, oh, well, well,
well what we have here? I'll tell you what we have this click?
What what is that? What did you just do? What is that?
The fucking amulets? Are you doing the ambulets. All right, roll
that T twenty. I really wanted the Ghost of Democracy. The really I
want to know in universe, Anthony's sort of like thought process of like I
know how to resolve this situation. I will bring in a stranger. We
don't know who he's gonna get though. He is such a creature, not
the classic Schmidt switch. That's hard to say. Okay, switch, what
did you get? What did you get to to all me? Yeah?
Yeah, so you transform into this Carthagian merchant. You know, he's like
a bronze seller from six hundred BC series. He has I would say he
was mid trading. He has some like uh like he's the he was in
the middle of trading something he hasn't write down. It's two hundred PC.
He fought in the Second Punic War. I put that on here. Okay,
oh well no, no, because then that would put him I changed
things. I changed things. You sent me. But he specifically has to
be from six hundred BC because Carthage like dissolves like he's can't be KOFFI in
anyone anymore, not in the time period. I'm not going to get into
history here today. That's it's fine. We'll do six hundred then, yeah,
only only because the the one number three is three hundred BC and yeah
it's that guy does fight in the punic Wars. I think I think,
did I miss somebody up? Then I think I switched to Okay, yeah,
that's fine because this guy, he's a muchant. He wouldn't be fighting
in any wars. Yeah. Well no, I mean, like the oct
he was I fucking war. I mean like that's just now. But uh
yeah, anyway, okay, So here's what happens. I'm invisible. I
tap him on the shoulder like three times, and that he doesn't do anything.
I punch him. He's like, who the fuck are you? And
I'm like, I will take three hundred kroner. Croner was not what grabs
you? As soon as I mean as soon as as soon as I see
Anthony transformed. This little buddy that's been sucking around is just gonna transform back
into my mine and just land right in between George Washington and the gods I'm
making Oh my god, it's you guys. You must you've come back.
You've come back. I'll tell you what I'm good at. Distractions? Am
I not? Isn't this a fucking distraction. I mean it is a distraction,
sure is. Now all three guides are crowding around you. To the
three gods, it looks like we have a bit of a problem here.
What are you gonna you want to miss a problem? No problem whatsoever.
Look at this fantastic what was I holding when I was look at this fantastic
cut of bronze bar I have right here. I will sell that we're not
gonna have a problem as long as you let us and our friend end here
walk out of the city. You assaulted one of the officers of the guard.
Who did He points at the at the this man in the red suit,
right, ha ha. I don't know where. I don't know you.
I don't know what the ghost of democracy punched you in the face.
Juna comes out of invisibility and also aids with this deception by going offices.
I think it's that man who's running over there, and she points off into
a into just a random direction where there's a little bit of hubbub, and
he goes. I guess he must have run away when I was dazed.
I guess anyway, So this bronze right here, the entire in the entire
city. Right, who is doing the deception? Is great? Right?
Do you do? You? Tuna is way better at deceiving than you are.
She's she is a merchant. She's done a lot of deception. I
mean she Okay, let's let's do the deception for Juna twenty one. So
they, yeah, they definitely believe her. Well, nobody assaults one of
Snow's guards, and all three of them just start fucking running off in that
direction. Oh, come on, guys, all right, I turn.
I turned to George Washington. What happened? It was a whit? Sorry,
George Washington's American. I don't know why it was. She took my
accent. She gave me this though a Snow she Uh, she broke up
with me. You two weren't a couple. Hey, don't get jealous now,
I you're right. My fault. She she did some sort of snap
election. She did a coup on me. She did a coup. She
did her own little revolution. And everyone in this city fucking loves her.
They drink her brew, her, they used There were some people that didn't
like her, but they but over time, it just seems like everybody does
now and then the moment I lost my position in power. She just won
eight percent on me. She used to be so loving and kind. She'd
listen to my feelings. She would be there for me. She was the
first person that ever fucking cared about George Washington on a deep and personal level.
She played you, dude, She's a snake and not the good kind.
And I like the direction of the ghost of democracy. Norman turns visible
like yeah, and not the good time kind. It seems that this woman
has deceived you. Many men have fallen before. You wouldn't be the first,
and you won't be the last. Anyway, This one fantastic quality.
Who are you? I like how I like it? Doesn't give a ship.
I will trade you. I will trade you one gold for that bronze.
That's an incredible deal, I think, I think for I think for
six hundred bc Carthage. I mean that's gold. Actually he grabs it and
like bites it a trial ash gold. All right, then here you go,
sucker. Yeah, I love it. Sorry, I know you're going
to do this. I'd love it if you went here you go, sucker,
and then turned back to Anthony like that's like he somehow knows how it
works. All right, let's do that. Fuck it? I just like
sucker. I bite the gold, I flip it, grab the coin and
just he was he's a good business man. What can I say? Did
you did it work? I don't know who I turned into? Did it
work? It really? Did it? Really? Yeah? It really did?
And now I've got a cool odds bar. Listen everyone, I think
we have George. The capital is in some kind of predicament. We might
be more useful right now somewhere else at the Okay, that's a good point.
I do actually want to say that, Anthony, after the the the
monkey fight, you do notice that you have miscolls on your on your amulet,
oh ship trying to cool you during that. How many miss calls?
Do I check my answering machine? Yeah? Well was trying to call you
for that fuck oh Wellington? Yes, sir, you have twenty three miss
put it on silence, so he's this whole time you call him back?
Where the fuck have you? All? Right? Before you say anything?
But will you say anything? I was a Viking sending fingers to attack you.
I'm doing that thing where like the phone, someone's just yelling and you're
just holding the phone out like can we all hear it? You know,
you know the you know the mercenaries that I hired before that, we already
we already killed him. They're all dead. And we activated the tower.
We're a gamer and we activated the tower. Okay, Cody lost an arm.
I thought you guys must have died or something. You didn't even I'd
wrung you like fifty times. Snow has taken over the capital. Yeah,
we're here. We're here, we're in the middle of me. Just come
to come over because you okay, you know what, You're always like this.
You're always like this. I know, fucking cools. What happened?
We need to talk more, is the problem. That's what I was trying
to do. I think the Viking, who is that saying? I don't
know he's my ancestor he's a fight. We'll catch you up when we get
there. Okay. I'm just the whole time this is happening passers by who
are like wondering what the is going around the sharks, Just like Willhelm,
I do want to stay. You're the only person who has said you haven't
come out of invisibility, so you are still invisible. So do you do
you? Just like tourd visible in front of passes by, to be like,
I don't know what's happening. We start a new urban legend. Yeah,
okay, he's at his house. Yeah, I forgot the volcano.
No no, no, no, he has a house at the Capitol.
Where his house is is not the Yeah, I know where he I know
where. You guys would know where it is. You've been there before.
You've been there before. What I'm asking is is are we getting any closer
to the castle by going to his house? No? No, no,
no, no, okay, cool, cool, he won't be because that's
just the only thing that could's ANSI now, all right, let's let's we
we we go over to Wellington. He's so he's got to catch him up
on. I was on my way out. He's already talking as you've opened
the door. I was on my way out of here. I wanted to
go back to my base, and then stuff started to go down. I
was hearing words of an election and I literally can't leave this place with everything
falling apart. That's nice to see you as well, buddy. Right.
Also, rippers here and rippers in the corner. Hey, guys, let's
not fight in front of ripper. Okay, let's just you know, listen,
welly belly, he was just we got we've got some things that is
not my name. Well, okay, I don't like it. You go
back. I don't like it when you try things out. Who is this?
Okay? He points over at both the mushroom guy and Dona Tuna,
is like, I'm trying to catch you out. Well do it quickly because
ships Yeah, no, no, that's fair. He said he doesn't like
to be called that. Let's respect him for that. Yeah, all right,
bone man. We went to the forest, all right. We resolved
a civil war, ended racism, killed a monkey, activated the tower,
killed the god's fingers, teamed up with someone who lost their job because of
us, and and now Norman's boyfriend is here as well. There you go.
Oh, Jesus is also here, which is Jesus. Jesus my apprentice.
He's my apprentice, sir button, Sorry, that's what he calls.
No, Cody said, it was your boyfriend. That was my mistake.
I misread the snow. I'm too I'm too sober for that. Yeah,
we also fought a monkey at some point. I mean I didn't that was
tour but we also fought a monkey. Yeah, you talk about click.
If you just to be like, all right, roll it, roll it.
If this is tall, this will be So that's not tour that.
What did you get you? This is a good one. This is big
Tony. Oh it's big Tony. Big Tony comes in. You see this
is like a man or whatever it is. I'm just gonna say Tollington like
this, this is a thing he does. Now. I don't know how
you described his description, but in my head, he's quite rotun. He's
got a big top hat, right, that's all right. He's got like
a cigar in his mouth. He's got a big like mustache. Early twentieth
centuries. You put New York. He's from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, so I'm
more familiar with that steel magnet. He's like, he's just eighteen hundred's early
twenty yeah, eighteen early early, like nineteen oh two, kind of like
in the Union riots and shiit like he is a business time he owns factories,
business tycoon, pro child labor, that sort of guy. Yeah,
yeah, he comes in, big Tony. He just blows cigar smoke right
in Wellington's face, just like seventeen hours workday. Get the fuck out of
my office. You know who is this guy? You don't here? This
is my office, my house, I have an office anymore. But I
guess, but what do you? What do you? Can somebody explain what
the fuck is going on? It's a thing he does. Now, he
does something with his amulet, He disappears, and some other guy comes in
with like, couldn't my ambulance. I don't know what yody it's all about
here, but you guys need to get back to fucking work. I don't
know who you are, and I don't care. What the That's what I
must say. Office don't have time for this kid is money and does anybody?
Does anybody here have money for my time? I'm kinda I'm gone so
I feel like I was gonna take that son six months? So sorry?
What did you say that? I'm I'm with Wellington on this. I've been
hiding it, but I feel like I'm about to have a stroke for a
month. What's happening around me? Right? I don't you know what.
I don't give a ship. I don't know these god unreliable guy anyway,
what's your new? Anthony Willhelm? Yes? Okay, great, well,
I and what new Anthony big Tony just call me big Tony. I'll take
that bronze bar Son, thank you. Let's put it in my giant back
pocket. It's just like, all right, now, what's the what's the
name of the game? What are we doing? Right? We have a
problem now, all right? Now that I have lost access to the central
part of the city, it means I've also we have lost direct access to
the fountain, accordoned off all that area. I don't think Snow realizes what
she's doing, but she's been super paranoid as of late. She sent those
assassins after you and I. I assume she was successful, and she probably
does the same, assumes the same. We've been trying to keep it low
key because we uh yeah, yeah, all right, I don't really know
what's going on here, but I'm going to assume I've been transported to some
weird fantasy realm where this dictator named Snow rules everything, in which case I
do have some ideas. All right, Well, you see, we're up
from Pittsburgh. Uh, you just got to give a shipload of kickback and
slush fun money to the mayor and the various you know republic official, and
you can basically control the entire fucking city. So if we control the cash
stream, we pretty much controlled this whole place. The problem is Snow currently
controls the cash stream and control. We have the most money in this room
right now, I do. But the problem with my wealth is how much
you got infinite? Okay, we could do something with that. Here's what
the problem is. Snow has a grip on the people and a government,
and no amount of money has got to change that, especially because of inflation.
It's a problem. I haven't been able to just speak about me to
inflation. Son, I know inflation, all right? What about the black
market, the under how about all that anybody working behind the scenes selling drugs?
What kind of deals with that we could make? What about the mafia?
Can't control everybody? Yeah? Will Helmt you start still running your scrub
business, you'll muse it. Everyone got on me about using children as drug
dealers, But now you come crawling back thinking, oh, maybe this could
be children's drug gaps. So that might be the smartest fucking idea I've ever
heard ever since they give it cigarettes to four year olds. I like you
already, what decade does this come from again like, well, yeah,
like he was born in the lay eight hundreds, he's a factory or this
we could do like a round. I was like, because there was a
big, huge the shock. You might be aware of who this guy is,
right because he's famous, right, so he might you know, he
would be in the nineteen twenties. He he would probably be like his in
his old age, right. Yeah. So yeah, he's a very famous
businessman out of Pittsburgh. We roll to see if like his corruption has ever
led to be involved with my crime family. So I like have a connection,
fucking do it? That's okay. I remember I'm loyal to the Moretti
family. So if he's interacted with the Moretti family, I'm oh, he's
definitely involved with some form of fucking like crime families. Absolutely, yeah,
you know what you say, that's probably the case. Yeah, so he's
a corruptis fuck businessman. That was basically like running Pittsburgh from behind the scenes
because he's the richest fuck in the city. So everybody you know, he's
the one the case. He owns the mayor, he owns the police.
Give me, give me a history role, Wilhelm. Yeah, Well,
here's the thing. Couldn't he also be against me because it's family v family
And depending on who he works with this we'll find out. We'll find out
if the history role would just enlighten you. I guess you's gonna ask him.
I guess wow, okay, right right, so, yes, this
is a famous buy inspired you. You know this dude, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, okay the sharks. Wilhelm has his first ever Jimmy neutron brain
blast. This is the first time he's known something. Yeah. Yeah,
this guy has a big impact on your life in existence. Right when we
shake hands, this explosion happens within my mind where I'm like, gosh,
it's like when light touches the death note after he wipes comes back. Are
we gonna roll to see, like what his relationship is to the We're gonna
say books for this guy right THERETTI say, all right, you are ready,
I'm will the shark you went, you know me? Depending on I'm
I'm a baby when you're born, maybe not even but whyeah, yeah,
he wouldn't know if you're a friend of them, already's your friend of me?
Son, That's all. None of that's important. You need to kill
Hitler when you go back there is a baby, and he is so bad
and he's gonna be alive in your lifetime. Screw everything we're working on here.
This is so important. Norman told me all about it. You want
me to kill a baby? I mean, what, where's he responsible for
over forty million people dying in Europe? I could probably spind this to make
money somehow. Where's the baby at Germany? Born in Austria? More specific?
Olemen, you told me all about this Hitler guy and how you've read
about him on four Chane. That's right. The shark doesn't even know about
fucking it. I told him about him. He's terrified. That's his future.
It's why he's so afraid to go back out. He's like a teenager
nineteen oh two. By the way, if anybody has the time machine wants
to kill Hitler, go back to Vienna post World War One. He's homeless,
living in the city. Just kill them. No one will care,
all right, that's when you do it. You don't have to kill them
as a baby, all right. Norman just said that through. Yeah,
I am sick of this Wellington pipes up. I don't give a shit about
Moretti families or whoever this hitler guy is he don't want to take over a
city. I can help with that ship. Do you want to do?
I am a single minded goal. Right. We have agreed as a group
to activate these towers and then fight these gods and save the world. Is
what you guys said. You didn't like my sealing everyone away plans, so
we're doing your plan. This is your plan. I have been doing work
on finding out everything you need to know about the last tower. I have
this information here. But as it stands, we wouldn't be able to access
the fountain, right, that's the problem, at least not without a fight.
All right, you need access to men. We are begging. I've
been begging to fight Snow for like a year now. I am so I'm
so damned. The album isn't fighting Snow Norman. It's that she controls this
city, and this city is full of people that are not involved in this
fight, and she's going to drag them in. That's right. You don't
want to burn a whole city now and then there's nobody to work. Then
then I don't know. I could I could go invisible, fly into her
room and assassinate her in the middle of the night. That's good. I
really like that the idea. I like assassination. I've I've hired a few
assassins in my time, and the worst case we have to kill a couple
of guards or a couple dozen guards. We don't. I'm not to burn
down the city if we kill Snow. Put Washington back in tower in power,
take him to the cleric tower, and then come back to the fountain.
Would that work down there too? Okay, all right, the room
kind of as long as the tower gets activated and we are able to access
the fountain afterwards, I'm happy, Juna says, As long as I get
back my business, I am happy. Ripper says, Hey, I'm speaking
this lady's language. Also, hey, everyone is it's been a long time.
There's a lot of arguing. As you guys came in, I wanted
to update you on what I've been up to ever since. Please, so
you know, we still had the little brewery and I've been able to do
a couple of things. You didn't give me any direct instructions, so I've
just been calling it Rippers brew. I hope that's fine with everyone. We
might need to workshop that we still have the name the other Worldly Brewer.
Yeah, that still belongs to that's our ip. Yeah, but my worry
is that it has sort of negative connotations because of Snow's propaganda. So if
we use a different name, rippers brew it had you know it, it's
got a you're in the brewing business. Huh, all right, I could
do something with that. Yeah, that's legal again here, it's not illegal.
It's it's illegal at some point. Oh yeah, whoa fuck? Okay,
money. But guys, I hate to tell you this, but my
actual loyalty is not to you all. And even says literally my character sheet,
I'm always loyal to them ready family. So I'm just gonna interrupt whenever
I can to give you advice. But family profit more back home, dal
character development just gets completely reset from beating one guy. It's at the moment
in the story where you beat the person who makes you fall back in bad
happens, Yeah, yeah happen. Is this this is the first the first
piece of like his world, because even the wif from his world with from
like hundreds of years away. You know, I'm from like sixty years in
the future. Everyone else like eight years and it's like it's not real.
But this guy existed for him, Big Tony, big attorney. That's that's
that. Big Turtey is one of my ideas. I like half of these
as half of these of mine. I think, yeah, oh the stock
market's gonna crash in nineteen twenty. No no, no, no, nor
remember that nerves it down enough. Don't worry. It's like it's Big Tony's
faults. Specifically, I've been getting so much money off this guy. I'm
remembering everything. Don't worry. Son. Well yeah, well it's and says
all right, listen, I'm sick of their business talk. I'm just going
to ignore them. Either you go off now to the Cleric Tower, activate
it, come back, and then deal with this snow problem later. But
I don't know how much out of control it's going to get by that point.
Or you deal with it now, willington Y, you've activated the fountain
before, obviously, yes, only dependent usercount. How does it work?
Here's the thing I wanted to talk to you guys about this. When you
activate the fountain, you are filled with this unbelievable energy, and the gods
they talk to you, and they ask you. They're so eager to grant
your wishes and obviously I used it to seal them away. But uh,
I don't know. I just I feel like there's a reason why they're so
eager to grunt your wishes, and if we have to stop them, we
can't. We can't let them do that. I have a question for Big
Tony. Yeah, h shot. Do your children end up working in the
criminal business too? Oh? My son, little Tony, Yeah, he's
a good enforcer in the family right now. My other son's a cop.
No, actually, yeah, the Big Tony's son is called ants. He
is he is numbers. Okay, we're doing that. We're doing that,
We're doing that. Okay, Okay, I'm just realizing I should have been
loyal to Anthony this whole time. Loyalty is something we value high and the
do you mean to do this? Has it all been folded in some like
long? Can? I? So? Come? Let me tell you one
thing that I've done in my life that I've lived my whole life by is
you got to roll with the punches. Some days you wake up and you
end up in a fantasy world. You just got a roll with that sometimes
and just take advantage of it and make as much money as possible. So,
yeah, big Tony calls him little Tony, but I think little Tony
Ant doesn't like that because he doesn't join the business side of things. Little
Tony the shark. Little Tony Ant is your friend. You do know him.
Oh, he's being kailed. We could do that. He's being I'll
give him the revelation again after after after he well, let's all wait patiently.
Okay, sorry, welcome back, Welcome back, little Tony big Tony's
son, and is your friend. Like he's somebody that you know, maybe
not super close, but he's someone you're aware of. He is also like
a thug, but they work for the Moreadis, so they're my brothers in
crime. And like he's not like that. Yeah, yeah, he's He
was also fought beside you. He fought in World War One. The idea
is that, like he's you had a lot of people that you knew that
feel that criteria. He was one of them. But yeah, he is
someone that you know. I love how this just circled back around to getting
shark lore and the I'm so sorry, No, no, no, that's
that's a good thing. I don't have any fun. Is it likely that
Ant would be old Tony's grandfather, great great grandfather great. Maybe not,
because you have to bear in mind that like the faatry would splinter a lot.
Everybody is a director. I just feel what I feel like is that
the pendant is going to pull from like the strongest connected blow is my kind
of assumption. So it would be like the most slink. But well,
we'll find out. Maybe maybe the strongest blank. He's in their category.
For him, it's like money. Yeah, I think Ant is Old Tony's
grandfather probably. Oh and then old Tony's partially Irish, right, but that's
from his other side, right, all right, all right, I have
a question for the skeleton man right here. Yes, Wellington is the name.
You have access to this infinite money, but you can't access it all
at once. So how much money could you pull out? Let's say every
day? I could just I would have to go back right right right,
of course, as you do. Yes, it's I could sort of endlessly
pull it out. Okay, So you could just basically take you know,
broad people with various like loans and stuff like that, and you could basically
do a crime family. And this guy over here knows what I'm talking about.
I point over at the shark just like, yeah, I just I
think morally that would be quite wrong. The fireworks, wouldn't everyone docs for
cover? All right? Well, morally that would be quite wrong. Morals
have no place in my business. Son. You gotta squash those quick,
okay. Wellington is like, okay, enough of this yapping. All right,
what are you guys doing. Let's put it to a vote. Okay,
everyone, this is This is for everyone in the room. So that
includes Ripper Juniy he includes yep. Okay, the falling apart, we are
we are we coming back? Yeah, gream scenees fide of me. Okay,
okay some of us are teching is just holding a pose. Okay,
tech Bris is gone. Okay, it breaks his back, bris his back.
Okay, well we'll cut that. We'll cut that vote. We take
over the city. That's mine. I'm gonna run this. Let's let's put
yeah, let's put a vote to the room. Okay. I don't know
if Big Tony gets a vote, help with this, he needs him help
or don't you? I vote the Big Tony gets the vote, Okay,
get the vote, right, she's standing in the now. I want to
go to the Cleric tower with George activate it, and then we do whatever
we can to get back to the Fountain. Means we limit as many casualties
as we can do. You know it's gonna it's gonna say something here as
well to Cody, because it was going to be brought up earlier, but
you guys kept yeaffing about the mafia. I will say this about going to
the to the tower first. Is King Yahalovich is visiting. He might already
be here, I haven't, I have no I a diplomat from a foreign
country is here. K broke us some sort of alliance with Snow and we
come back. There is a chance that we're not just toussling with the Capital's
forces. We might end up toussling with with Sulkin's too. You're right,
You're right, But that's that's just my piece. It's I I listen.
I'm that's why my vote is for Fountain, but no other might vote differently,
Wellington. My vote is going to the tower first. Obviously, it
is the priority, and I'll feel a lot happier if it gets activated.
I wouldn't want George Washington to fall victim before anything else happens. So we
want to tally votes Cody Tower, Douna, Fountain, Washington, Wellington Tower,
Norman. What's your vote. I'm voting that we melt the snow.
My game plan here would be we lock Washington in a room so he's not
part of the fight. Love you, you'll take over afterwards. We'll do
the tower afterwards. But we can't have you dying in this fight. I
don't think we burned down the entire city or anything like that. We just
take down the main government snow and some guards and stuff like that. Maybe
a low key y Norman. Fountaint got to stay in the city, all
right. Fountain for Big Tony Ripper. Okay, so the thing is Button
Junior? Is is Button Junior? Just button? Button is just going to
do whatever Norman says. So Button is also for fountain. I think you
know what. Ripper is probably pretty sick of snow, so he probably prioritized
the fountain too. Willhelm, what do you think whatever Big Tony said?
Okay, so Willhelm is also for fountain. And who do we have left
Douna. Oh gosh, I mean I already said Douna. So that's that
is. I think two votes for tower, majority vote for fountain. However,
I certainly understand Cody's like, because Cody does not want innocent lives.
You know, he doesn't want to fight yards and all that he knows how
bloody. He sort of has flashbacks to the pile of corpses, that fucking
bow slow and that yeah, the last time we tried to have a heist.
Yeah, all right, five to two, five to two, All
right, well, democracy again. George Washington, George Washington. George Washington
will probably actually vote for the tower because he's scared, but it would not
it would not overrule it. So my question here, real guys, is
we could technically, I don't I want to melt the snow. Obviously,
I say we kill her, but like, we could always talk to her
first. Yeah, if we're able to get a one, one on one
kind of thing with her, if we can explain what it is that we're
trying to do and what it is that she's stopping, Yeah, maybe we
can bring her around to at least working with us on this. First and
foremost, he is a business lady, right, Oh, yeah, you
know, I want to the whole thing. You got to know number one
about businessmen. They're trying to fuck you while you're trying to fuck them.
There's no other compromise. And this is what I say, says Juna,
if you can, if we can get in there and talk her down,
she she might listen to reason. Possibly, Like so she's anything. I
don't know anything about this woman, but she seems like yeah, she's not
going to be debate. I think you guys, you need to take a
page out of the Big Tony's book on this one. Whatever you decide will
do. The whole room is just filled with cigar and smoke at this like,
right, well, I'll be here, Wellington says. Hopefully you'll be
able to do what you need doing. Let's can we stay in Washington in
Wellington's house until it gets dark, because I think that's when we want to
launch. You can? All right? All right, okay, so night
falls? Uh and at this point, I guess we will do that.
To be continued. Yeah, I ran over to Spiked Briggs and Daniel Green
by the way, because they they they had a could capture the plan delay
the episode half an hour, so I decided to run over half an hour.
Devious bastard Rustage