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This is God, Emperor Trump.
I challenge Obama to pistols at dawn.

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If the loser doesn't die from his
wounds, he will then have to get

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his ass fucked by the winner.
What say you, Obama? Get your

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bitch ass off the couch and face
me. I accept your dumb ass challenge.

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So some I've been shooting niggas before
you even molested your first underage girl

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on Epstein's Island. Prepare yourself to
take all ten inches of this BBC Hey,

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look will get me. I'm Matt
Walsh. What is a pussy?

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I couldn't tell you. Hello,
I couldn't tell you when it's done by

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Forrest. When it's done, don't
you dare speak to me like that dreams.

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When it's done by Hello, Welcome
to the start tag. Hello?

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Are you that is that? Uh? Does that? So? Now here's

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the thing. Is that going to
trick the algorithm into thinking that, oh,

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this is a kid's this is this
is safe? Yeah, you know

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this is safe programming. We don't
have to demonetize this episode because it starts

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with a goofy fucking lots and lots
of jets and planes. Ass fucking introduction

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and the rest of it's probably fine. I thought that's what you were doing.

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Yeah, I hope you will also
get like what, uh ten dollars

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per meal for CPM now or something
fucking pathetic. It's so sad. Oh

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man, hey, everybody, welcome, Welcome to the Start Tank podcast.

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It is us again. We're a
little bit, we're a little bit behind

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schedule. A lot of things happened. Derek got his uh, Derek got

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his wisdom tee taken out of commission
for a little bit. And then what

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is it? Whatever? What was
it? The oh, I should know

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this because it happened to me.
I got kidnapped by a uh what was

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an ice cream truck or something?
And then and then he was like,

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he was like, Hi, I'm
doctor Joseph Manguelo's son. I'm going to

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perform oral surgery on you without anesthesia. And I was like, all right,

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wait as long as it's free.
And then he gave me ice cream

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afterwards, so he couldn't complained to
take his bick out and bust your fucking

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wisdom thief out your mouth with his
club like Coper German and Argentinian engineering.

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It's it's a wonder. It's a
wonder lamb in his cock into your feet,

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knocking your wisdom beef. That's why
I was lug. That's why I

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was gone. And then Chris had
a lot of shit going on to Yeah,

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there was a lot of there's some
medical stuff. I flew out to

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New York. Obviously I'm in New
York right now. If you're watching the

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video, you can tell. Uh. We did our three hundred Sacred Symbols,

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three hundred live show in New York
City and that was fucking crazy.

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Uh. But I got sick,
of course from that, on top of

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already being sick. That's what happens. You meet like two hundred people and

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you shake hands, and you inevitably, like, no matter how much you

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try not to, no matter how
much, no matter how much you're like,

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Okay, i'm gonna hand sanitize,
i'm gonna wash, I'm not gonna

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touch my face, inevitably something will
happen and you will. You will simply

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get sick, dude. I got
It was crazy too, because it was

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so cold in New York, but
it was also dry. It was like

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so it was like the strangest combination
of climates that I've never It's never been

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that cold to dry in New York
from my experience, so like by the

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time I finished the show, my
lips were chapped to shit and I couldn't

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I could not talk without bleeding.
It was so bad. And like by

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the time it got to the Wednesday
we were supposed to record, I was

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like, guys, I literally can't
speak because I will bleed to death.

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But also there were also there are
there's some other medical stuff. But well,

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we're back on schedule now. Sorry
for the little delay. But one

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announcement that I do want to let
everybody know about, especially if you're on

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the Patreon, Patreon, dot com
slash the snark Tank, is that there's

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merch in the works and it's very
very close. We're gonna get some samples

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to make sure everything's set and everything
is a okay. But like I would,

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I would bet like by this point, all we have to do is

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plug it in. Everything should be
uh in the system by April first,

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and uh by the end of April. I think you people on the Patreon

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should get your first window into the
merch shop, and yeah, you,

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I would imagine that it won't take
that long. You people, So people,

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you people, you fucking savages.
But yeah, so so that's in

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the works. So very excited about
that. We got some really cool designs.

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I think ye coming from Beanie?
Is it okay if we say yeah,

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shadowed her out before? Yeah,
Beanie Linguini artist. Uh. I

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don't know if you've ever seen some
of the stuff we posted a long time

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ago. I've been thinking about recycling. I mean, this is what a

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good what a good promoter should do
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keep posting stuff, bringing things up
ancient because you have new people coming in.

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We're so bad at all that shit. But there are some amazing pieces

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of art, and she did some
crazy pieces for us, and then she

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actually even I commissioned her to do
the Inward Club. I think that I

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remember that podcast. It lasted for
like seven eight episodes, and people are

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like, what happened? Like life
happened? Man, shut up. We've

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thought about now here's an interesting thing
real quick. We've talked about bringing it

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back. But I just it's I
just I don't it doesn't make sense.

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My time doesn't make sense to me. I feel like I have time to

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do other stuff and then I kind
of end up my day being full it

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doesn't make sense to me, but
I want to try again later. I

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want to try it again later.
We have to go back to school,

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which is whole. That's disgusting,
awesome, you're crazy, but I'm just

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gonna finish out my four year.
Man, just get in have it.

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How much time do you have left
on that year? One year? And

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then clinicals, all right, yeah, bang it out. Then clinicals,

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man, then I think you should
nurse blow your but hands. But listen,

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and then listen. We're a little
bit. We got a lot to

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catch up on you, a lot
to catch up on a service for the

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world. I just get disability.
Thanks, Derek. You're right, you're

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right. I don't know that seems
like a good trade off me. Just

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you sound like you sound like what
they make every black person sound like.

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I conservatives, Like they refuse to
get jobs. They're just gonna live off

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social Security. And it's like,
but you have a legitimate reason. If

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your hands are blown off, if
your hands are blowing, you cannot blow

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my hand. I don't have to. I would like my hands. They're

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cool. You neglect your fucking toes
and stuff. So now it'll be a

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good opportunity to really get intimate,
just to really get to know how to

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use your toes. Can you see
people driving with their toes and shit and

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like using keyboards and stuff, you
can get there. I don't want that.

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You're a fucking you're a pussy.
But all right, yep, you

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ready we got a lot of stuff
to catch up on. No, we

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don't, Derek. Derek wanted to
start off with something though, before we

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got into some of the stuff that
we wanted to talk about. So what

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was what was the what was the
thing you wanted to start off with?

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Oh, yeah, I'm officially gay. Finally I stopped. You know,

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everybody was like, oh, he's
doing now that gay shit, he must

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be gay, and I'm like,
that's dumb. I have a wife,

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but no, I'm actually, uh
my wife is she's trans and that makes

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me gay somehow. So I'm yeah, I just want to come out with

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them. Oh and one other announcement. One other announcement. People a handful

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of people were mentioning the Cold Opens
because I did a couple of AI opens.

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One was Joe Rogan and I think
the album was Jordan Peterson, And

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so I've been using this one app
called Parrot AI and just experimenting with it.

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It's not bad. I like where
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to be perfect. I don't want
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seamless, it's not as funny when
it's like a little bit off. That's

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what the jankiness really makes it funny
to me. Oddly enough, the CEO

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of that app, or at least
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I'm still trying to look up his
credentials, but he was like, hey,

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I want to like talk about some
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I have no watermarks on that shit
or anything when I used it, But

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he was just like, hey,
man, like the parodies and stuff you

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do were hilarious, some business opportunities, like he wants to have a conference,

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And I'm like, what a huge
coincidence. I started using this app

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And he was asking have I heard
of this app? And I'm like,

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what the fuck? I just started
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this was so awesome because I was
trying to find a customer service for that

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app because I only wanted to use
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The videos just won't render it.
So I was pissed off and I told

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him immediately like, hey, dude, I would think your app is cool

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if the Ben Shapiro one worked.
And he's like, oh my bad,

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I'm gonna get my team on it. And I'm like, this is insane.

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So if he fixes it, the
next cold open, will you would

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have you will? This is the
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the cold open of this episode is
some wild Ben Shapiro shit because it

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works well, like it like,
the voices are pretty decent, and all

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I wanted to do was fuck with
the Benjapia because he has the best voice.

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He has the best voice for parody, because he just sounds like a

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bit. He sounds like why do
so? I told this to somebody the

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other day, I said, why
do people? Like a lot of people

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on the right they champion masculinity and
then they prop up Jordan Peterson in Ben

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Shapiro, where they sound like the
biggest dorks on earth, Like they sound

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like there is no bigger dork,
Like you can't sound any dorkier than those

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two people. Jordan Peterson raising his
voice at people is the funniest thing.

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Unfortunately, I will I will beat
you, I will feed you a vegetable

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and kill you. But you are
you are an absolute person. He was

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arguing with Destiny. It was like
because of force, they forced nothing at

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the vaccines. I don't believe in
any third party people. And it's like,

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you're so, you're such act I
feel like Canadians genuinely have the dumbest

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takes on politics always. I feel
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really dumb politically. To be fair, I think they haven't had enough strife.

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I feel like they just don't have
enough strife to understand how politics work

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the right way. But they're so
they're so we are a little bit right

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about that. Actually you're so wildly
vocal about shit they're wrong about. And

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it's like, dude, you guys
put Native Americans away in a nineties.

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Still, you guys don't talk about
that, won't bring nineties. In their

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nineties, they were rounding up Native
Americans and that's crazy. Ed Canadians were

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re educating. The Canadians are re
educating Native Americans while fucking X Meneries was

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very on. I've been watching that
in preparation of X Men ninety seven,

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I haven't gotten to ninety seven.
Ninety seven is really good, man,

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I've been seeing so the thing is
too many spoilers. What's up, Chris,

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You've because I've been watching your journey, watching that show, and you've

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posted like you've posted on your Instagram
story all these like all no, I

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wouldn't call them art mistakes necessarily,
but just like hilarious freeze frames of like,

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Dude, the way X men looks
sometimes it's crazy because I was watching

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A Lily too, and there's a
moment where Beast where Beast looks insane.

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He he looks there's a moment where
he looks like he just smoked way too

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much fentoyl and he's just there's one
there's an image that Derek specifically focused on

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Professor X with like it looks like
he has forty extra bones in his face.

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Look at this shit dide. That
is so crazy. Lily, a

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person at Ly's never seen the show, so she's watching for the first time

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now that way, and she's like, what the fuck was going on in

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the nineties, And I was like, Lily, freedom, that was artistic

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freedom. Freedom could write or do
whatever they wanted at that period of time.

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Dude, he felt like there was
a sweet spot with like where things

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ended like ninety five to two thousand
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like where a lot of things probably
should have halted. Just just stop,

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just to stop. Yeah, Like
I just feel like it got like even

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now, dude, Like Google image
search is fucking useless. Like it's it's

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all, it's all AI now,
Like you like, if you try to

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find like a photo of a real
deer, you will not know when you've

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found it because everything kind of because
everything like just even just for a reference.

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Like let's say like you're an artist
and you're like, oh, okay,

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I want to make like a I'm
fleshing out alright, I'm working on

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like Avatar, and I'm trying to
flesh out new animals, and I'm trying

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to look for reference images of like
I don't know, like real animals to

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get Inspirationy, you look for a
deer, and like every Google image search

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that you find of a deer,
even on page one, is like you

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look at it and you're like,
is that AI? What is it that

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big of a prop? What?
Really? Yeah, I'm just pretty good

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optimized searches at all for things that
no, it's over. And dude,

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the days of optimize search, the
days of Google existing to help you get

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to the answers that you need to
find are over. Like it's it,

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that's they've been over for a while, yeah, to be fair, but

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like it's all just like, oh, well, what's advertised? You know

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who's paying for the top spots on
this on this Google search? And if

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nothing applies, then it's it's it's
crazy, and it's it's really truly fucking

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wild. A lot of times,
when I'm searching for an answer for something,

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It'll give me a line in an
article that thinks, I think this

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is what you're looking for. I
say, for example, I wanted to

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look at this happens to me most
of the time, and it won't and

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it's not a it's not what I'm
looking for specifically, and I'll have to

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really dig sometimes in the other pages
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I actually wanted to look up something
about like a lot of times,

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I love I love like watching people
that debunk like holistic medicines and all this

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stuff like that, And I was
just trying to find something. Oh,

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I'm surely somebody must have talked about
like was it fullic acid or something.

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There's these things that people use they
claim, Oh it's it's just decomposing stuff,

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and these minerals fucking can cure so
much shit. And I'm like,

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I want to see somebody who's debunked
this stuff. For pages. It's just

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promotion of the stuff. Even if
you put the word debunk or exposed or

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anything. I can't find anything.
And I'm like, this can't be right.

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I know there must be people pushing
back against this stuff. It's just

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not working. It's like it's fucking
garbage. I usually don't I don't google

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things like that enough because like I
google things like like people's ages and stuff

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like that. I don't really google
shit because like I don't because what else

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am I gonna google? Really?
You know, like I don't feel like

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I'm like, well, you notice
it when you edit and you're looking for

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like a material and you're looking for
like research, and you're looking for just

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like assets. It's just like it's
it's a fucking it's so bad. It's

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so fucking useless. But that's beside
the point where we have a lot to

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man. I feel like there's so
much to touch on but before we get

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into like the big thing, which
I think is like the thing that everybody

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kind of expects us to talk about, I do want to bring up uh

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put. I want to pull Kingston
into this Miles conversation because there's a new

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Miles. There's a there's a new
development in the Miles Powers arc. You

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want to explain. So I have
not read the comic yet. I don't

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know what a comic came from,
but there is an image of our our

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friendly black Puerto Rican electric powered spider
Man using what seems to be a mold

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that resembles a lot like Super Sayane
where he is sending huge blacks electricity out

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of his hands. Now, I
know what you're gonna say, stupid,

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right, I agree, it's pretty
ridiculous. But at the same time,

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I'm like, you know, eh, you're you're a baby with like the

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keys jingling in front of Well,
no, I don't. I don't like

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it. I just said, I
agree it's stupid, right, Like,

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I agree, it's dumb, But
at the same time, I'm just like,

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he's just this is what this is
what characters do you know? It's

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like dumb stuff Like granted he has
I see it like Superman, Right,

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Superman, at first he could jump
ro high, he was strong, he

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was a bulletproof. The eventually he
could fly, and then he could fly,

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and then he had laser eyes,
and then he had super breath.

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You know. Yeah, so stuff
like that. Granted, spider Man,

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that's a spider Man's that's my thing
is that like super Superman. Look,

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that's that. Stuff is stupid about
Superman too, but at least it doesn't

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necessarily conflict with like super like that
all kind of like he has a cheat

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code kind of built into his name
where you could really give Superman any kind

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of power and it would fit because
it's just kind of like the nature of

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like what his name is. It's
like, oh, it's Superman, Like

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he just does everything. But like
when you have like spider Man or Batman

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and then you start you start delving
into like like imagine if Batman had like

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telekinesis and could breathe in space,
it would start to feel like it would

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and he's done all that, you
know, he's he's he's he's gone into

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space and not died, and everybody's
like, you shouldn't be alive. That's

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a vacuum space Batman. He's like, don't worry. He doesn't have like

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a help or anything. Money.
He gets back into and you're like,

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all right, Batman, flash,
couldn't do that. Couldn't do that that,

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bro, I need a citation for
that one. Yeah, I don't

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know. Batman has Batman has been
in the vacuum of space over over the

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period of time where a person should
not have been able to do it,

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and got back in the ship and
everybody was like, you shouldn't have been

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able to do that, and he
was like, yeah, oh well does

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he have a helmet? It was
just what happens is over the two thousands,

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right, Batman got written into being
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Like think of it like this,
we live in a world where people think

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Batman will be Superman. That is
all I gotta say. I guess that

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is. I mean gonna be more
people will agree Batman will be Superman and

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this fuck the planet we live on. And it's like, yeah, I

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don't know. To me, like
a lot of people sent this to mething,

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I would be mad about it,
but it's like it's no more,

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Like I'm not angry that he keeps
accruing powers. I'm not even really The

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thing that bothers me really is that
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Anything after this it's just the same
thing again, Like it's it's not

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like it's it doesn't like accumulate.
It was already ridiculous enough for him to

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make this sor like I think the
sword is personally more ridiculous than this super

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saying thing like by a by a
wide march. I think it's necessary because,

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like I could say, down the
line, I could see him getting

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these power like as an adult,
as like a grown man, miles of

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violets, you know, like because
he has electrical powers, you know,

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obviously i'd assume he's gonna eventually be
able to use electric powers in a more

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interesting or powerful way. You know, he's gonna be able to eventually be

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able to augment himself for electricity.
Like a lot of characters have like energy

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powers. They do that lantern like
that Havoc Robert DaCosta, like you could

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so many characters use their energy and
it like I'm gonna dump all my energy

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to my buy and I'm being able
to move fast or something like that.

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Yeah. Look look, look here
here's the bottom line. The bottom line

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is that look is it? Is
it dumb? Yes? But like we

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are, we are already kind of
like Miles has He's in the territory.

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Now, he's in dumb territory.
He's in Batman territory, where it's like,

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okay that this is just this character. Now it's like, I guess

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he's just gonna breathe and base and
I guess he's gonna become super saying I

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guess he's gonna conjure electric swords.
I guess he's gonna sprout wings at some

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point, because why wouldn't he.
That's not really out of the question.

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He's gonna be like, I don't
know, there's whatever, Like it's too

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fine, it's all it's all fine
from here on out because he's already jumped

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that shark, so like, I
don't I don't care if if anything else

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is happening. I just thought that
sword was just so out of pocket.

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We're like, because that's more than
just shooting electricity. That is electrokinesis,

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that is being able to telepathically structure
never never mind, we won't rehash this.

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We already like this right, let
me see this, do you guys

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remember episode of static Shock when he
went to the future, right and he

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met himself when he was part of
this league, and he was like way

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stronger by the time. It was
a grown ass man. We had his

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dreadlocks and shit like that. I
mean, he's always had dreadlocks, but

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you know, he had his great
dreadlocks. Sorry, he had his great

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he was grown ass man. I
think if that happened and we saw that,

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Miles and like that, like,
oh ship, what did you go

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through to be able to learn that? He's like, after years of using

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my powers, I learned how the
powers. But that's what happened. That's

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that's how that's how that would work. Obviously, if you have a power

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to manipulate energy, by the time
you get older, you're gonna be much

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better at using that power. I
mean I guess I don't know, because

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it's not like it's not necessarily like
say Cyclops for example. So he never

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got much better as he got older. I literally actually got better at what.

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Yeah, but he couldn't build like
energy, he could make it user

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top and move himself around. He
could dictate how much energy he could use

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before because before he used to be
able to do like straight beams now and

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stuff that falls that still kind of
falls under. That's not the same time.

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He's not conjuring fucking birds out of
you know, like he's not you

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know what I'm saying, Like he's
not like fucking he has bird blast or

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some ship, you know, like
he's not think of it like this,

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like like uh up to like green
lantern right lanterns later on they're way better

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than what they were to be.
That just makes green lanterns start kind of

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juring ship with their mind. That
makes sense. Well yeah, well then

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well then it's still them using energy
or like the idea of like but it's

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the green No no, no,
no, no no, I won't no

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no, no, no, hold
on, hold I won't let this because

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the green lanterns, the Green lanterns
base power is conjuration. That's like level

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one, Like that's like the base
thing he does is they can they can

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control hard light. That's all they
do. It's based about hard light.

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He he conjured blast. They can
make things, they can make shields,

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they can energize. Spider Man doesn't. Spider Man doesn't conjure. That's the

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thing. There's nothing spider about conjuring
that kind of gave up miles, Like,

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if they were going to make him, if they were going to make

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him an electric sword wielding fucking super
Saiyan, why even have him be a

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Spider Man in the first place.
It's just so silly Spider Man first man,

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I guess I don't know. To
me, this seems like something that

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task Master would be able to do, Like you know, he would steal,

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he would like get the power and
be like, look what I can

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do with this ship because he's just
like he's so like I can I can

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manipulate thing. It just seems like
something that would be reserved for somebody else

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and not him. But here's the
thing. It's alwa's clear that he's being

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marketed towards I would say anime niggas. I feel like that's basically what's happening.

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So it's just like he's he's a
he's a new hero million just like

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this is a new hero instead of
giving his powers that he has, because

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I think his basic powers of him
being able to go invisible and like have

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electric touch was already cool and I
was like, all right, that's enough.

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That's more than enough for Spider Man. Right now. But then he

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got like the ability to like do
birth, and I was even like,

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all right, that's cool. I
guess they different men. Two They were

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like, let's make Spider Man do
it, and I was like, all

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right, that's the difference, is
I guess. And then into swords and

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I was like, okay, he
has a sword for some reason. Spider

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Man doesn't really need a sword.
Cool, Like I thought it was kind

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of ridiculous immediately when he when he
went invisible and and started shooting electricity,

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because I was like, all right, well, I thought that was cool.

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Ship. There's nothing spider about that. But like, okay, like

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fine, spiders and camouflage not a
lot. There's not a invisible case.

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They not like spiders spiders. Spiders
don't have Spiders don't I don't know,

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spiders don't leap as high as Spider
Man does, or spiders don't don't have

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a perfect equilibrium Spider Man. I
mean relative well, I don't know,

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relative to their size, like they're
jumping spiders that fucking jump really fucking high.

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Actually, like it's like Spider Man. Spider Man's stupid hot spider Man.

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Spiders sense is also an ass pull
upon ability for the most part.

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Damn actually think no, yeah,
I agree with that. I would just

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like like it's like I agree with
that too, but like that's at least

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I don't know. It doesn't manifest
really in a in a in an outward

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way that is obviously silly, Like
it doesn't. It's it's not you know

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what I mean. It's it's not
like it definitely does it. The fact

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that this is stupid dodging machine guns, yeah it is, you know,

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it's ridiculous, But it's not like
I don't know it would be like if

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it would be like if you were
watching like Sherlock Holmes and then suddenly like

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he just turns around and does super
ghost Kamakazi attack or something. Instead of

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being just like incredibly inquisitive, you
know what I mean, it's like like

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Sherlock Holmes is unrealistically inquisitive. It
makes no fucking like the ship that he

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puts together is so absurd, like
you would have no reason to assume any

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of this is how this works and
that it always is and you're right every

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single time it's absurd. But he's
not breathing a sentient ghost into existence to

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fly blow him up. This would
happen, and that's kind of made in

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the two thousands, right. He
would he would be inquisitive. He'd be

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really inquisitive, right, and then
what he would do is in the middle

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of that he would be able to
do shadow clones. And then like we're

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saying guns and like that, it'd
be like, oh, this is modern

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Holmes. He's clearly just a nauto
character. I guess yeah, because that

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is what happens. They made a
new character. They were like, how

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do we make him there from a
Spider Man. Let's give him these cool

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powers. That's like, all right, cool, we won't. I'm not

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gonna be labor the point. He's
He's in stupid character territory to me,

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I think almost objectively at this point. And that's fine, Like it's fine,

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it's it's whatever, Like it's it's
what the market dictates, it's what

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people want. That's fine. I
promise you. There's going to be a

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point in time where he sprouts wings
or he just straight up flies, or

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he has telekinesis fucking he fucking has
a supermode? Why definitely not? Why

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definitely not? Or he is gonna
teleport of lightning, He's gonna turn the

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lightning streaks and run around. Oh
for sure. Yeah, he's gonna turn

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into he's going to turn into pure
electricity, and he's going to become Y

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Olner or some ridiculous ship. It's
whatever, fine, let it happen.

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He had one really cool power that
I really liked, right because he was

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like, oh, he used the
spider sense and Tanna's electrical powers to be

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able to sense like neural like neuro
activation of people's brains. Like, that's

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really cool. That's a full ability
that makes sense. That combines both your

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electrical your spider powers. That's pretty
sick. Yeah, well say, I'm

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like, can I ask you guys
a question, both of you if you

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had do you think your spider sense
would go off? If you were on

404
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:38.440
the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, that ship would start,

405
00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:42.599
it would start. How how much
ahead do you think it would go off?

406
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:45.519
That's a better question, like how
much of the time ahead of it

407
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:48.759
before you think it would go off? We go off five seconds after you're

408
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:53.519
underwater, because you get it when
danger's imbound, right. You don't get

409
00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:56.720
it right before you get this inbound, right, Like, that's such massive

410
00:28:56.759 --> 00:29:02.799
amount, Like how do you how
do you quantify that because there's danger happening,

411
00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:06.440
like say a car getting it just
doesn't make sense, like the obviously

412
00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:11.160
it's a really dumb power. It's
a really dumb and super overpowered ability.

413
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:15.680
But that's the only reason why Spider
Man hasn't died in the world he's in

414
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:22.200
Oh yeahs like carnage and venom and
store and Halt running around like Spider Man

415
00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:27.160
would have been killed by mistake and
it's just like, oh, I somehow

416
00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:32.079
can sense it whatever. But if
a boat was about to slam into the

417
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:40.960
bridge activate, it feels like because
it really it only seems to activate mostly

418
00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:45.640
when it's towards him, mostly like
now, I know that's not true,

419
00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:51.200
Like it's not just because like I
know, like in other scenarios, it'll

420
00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:53.519
it's it does what it wants to. But mostly it's like say, when

421
00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:57.160
danger's coming towards his way, someone's
trying to see him. I always think

422
00:29:57.160 --> 00:30:00.599
about like I don't, I can't. I can't get past, I can't

423
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:03.680
get past. And I'm sure we've
talked about this before in Spider Man two,

424
00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:10.359
where Doc Cock throws a car at
Peter Parker and I think about what

425
00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:14.440
does that accomplish When he wanted to
find Spider Man. If he didn't know

426
00:30:14.559 --> 00:30:19.839
that was Spider Man, why would
you throw it? He didn't to the

427
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:23.480
lore of that he did not know
and he threw a car at a regular

428
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:27.759
human being. I don't understand that
scene. No, it's just like,

429
00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:33.200
oh, well he knew that Spider
Man with this boy that's a human spider

430
00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:37.680
with his homie, right, save
him. I mean the Raymi movies operate

431
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.240
on a healthy dose of like rule
of cool. You know, of course,

432
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:42.599
it's very it's very dragon Ball in
the sense of like, look,

433
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:45.559
this is gonna like why is he
gonna do this? It's like because it's

434
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:51.279
a cool shot, and I want
to get him twirling under a car because

435
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:56.240
I think it would look sick,
right of course, you know what's the

436
00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:57.480
justification for this? So it's like, I don't know, man, Doctor

437
00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:03.079
Doctors is a genius, but he's
also being driven insane. There you go,

438
00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:06.799
like he saves MG at that moment, right, yeah, he does.

439
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:10.680
Yeah, I was Mary Jane Watson. I would have not let him

440
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:15.000
leave without answering questions at that moment
she got kidnapped, so I don't think

441
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:18.799
she had much of a choice.
She got kidnapped, right, kidnapped.

442
00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:23.799
I think literally twenty seconds after that
kidnapped. The idea of him throwing a

443
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:26.759
car because think of it like this, right, Peter dodged that car.

444
00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:36.240
A few people did it. People. There's a lull, there's a lot,

445
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:38.640
there's a lot about Like, dude, there's there's certain things like everything

446
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:44.160
everything, everything will fall apart if
you think about it too much. Yeah,

447
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:47.920
which is a great truth. You
can't even Spider Man two, Like

448
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:51.079
I love Spider Man two, but
it's like, how the fuck is how

449
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:53.119
is doctor actor was paying for?
Like he he goes to the bank to

450
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:59.839
steal all that money and then he
escapes somehow though he's like this giant escape

451
00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:02.640
Like who's not going to know?
I guess it's New York and people are

452
00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:07.359
kind of inattentive, but like people
are gonna notice, like a fore armed

453
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:12.960
mechanical freak galivanting through the city.
So he gets this money in coins,

454
00:32:13.079 --> 00:32:19.359
by the way, in physical coins. How is he paying? Because he

455
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:22.720
uses that money to buy the material
for the machine, But who the fuck

456
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:27.440
is he paying? Where is he
going to make this transaction? So how

457
00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.880
is he transporting this, So we
must assume the Russian mafia he like,

458
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:37.480
probably gave them because it's a fus
A lot of things like that we obviously

459
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.039
don't think when it comes to the
plot. But then there's the thing is

460
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:44.640
that we do. The thing is
that this is how it is. The

461
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:49.400
enjoyers don't write. The people that
enjoy the things don't write. What happens

462
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:54.440
is that the people there's because it's
so easy to criticize everything it is.

463
00:32:54.559 --> 00:33:00.559
In fact, especially the way we
live in now, it's almost incentivized because

464
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:06.039
I seem smart if I make things
that people like seem bad. You know,

465
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:07.960
that is the nature of how everything
works now for the most part.

466
00:33:08.359 --> 00:33:14.160
But it's just like everything seems the
world we live in is so much dumber

467
00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:17.559
than a lot of the things that
we make fun of for being stupid guys.

468
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:22.720
We live in a world where Trump
might win presidency and then go to

469
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:28.200
prison and be the president in prison. Well, if he won, he

470
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:31.559
would just pardon he would just figure
out a way to pardon himself. I

471
00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:38.759
understan understand that, understand that would
be a great understand that there's even a

472
00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:44.880
possibility of that happening. It is
that it is the clownest ship. That

473
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:50.599
is. It's like you can be
you can't you can't have a federal crime

474
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:55.680
against you and run for presidency,
but you can be the person who if

475
00:33:55.720 --> 00:34:01.240
you can't vote if you get a
felony, you know that is that that

476
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:05.079
part of it is. I think
what part of it is. I think

477
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:08.280
the craziest part is that, like
you can't even if you go to jail

478
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:15.599
for fellas, you can't voote.
You can't if you do what Trump did,

479
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:20.960
you can't even vote. That's that's
pretty wild. Like you think about

480
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:27.639
it, fucking ship. When you
have more sense than that super safe,

481
00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:34.800
it makes that's possible, infinitely more
sense in the scenari it makes Spider Man

482
00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:37.400
getting a car thrown Peter Parker get
a car thrown at him makes infinitely more

483
00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:43.280
sense than all every scenario that you
can think of right now. If if

484
00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:46.920
someone just appeared behind me out of
nowhere, he didn't duck, he just

485
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:52.159
conjured himself into existence and then he
just snapped my neck and be like,

486
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:57.199
that is actually more believable than what
is happening right now in our politics,

487
00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:02.360
because that is the dumbest, fucking
stupids version of the world when we got

488
00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:07.400
there so much information about everything,
but people are way too stupid to use

489
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:13.639
it. We have too much information
about how everything works, but everyone's too

490
00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:16.159
dumb to apply it. So we're
just looking at this wealth of information.

491
00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:21.639
Is oh, there's too many bad
actors. It's like saying, so the

492
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:27.119
the Baltimore bridge that collapsed because that
that boat slammed into it. Uh.

493
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:34.679
Usually people's first thought isn't is this
a conspiracy? It's become that because bad

494
00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:38.119
actors have planted that shit into their
brain to think that way. I saw

495
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:44.519
a woman and I replied to her
because her first question to ask was how

496
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:47.519
is this not an accident? And
I said, that's the wrong fucking question

497
00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:52.239
to ask you. Why are you
not a regular human? And ask what

498
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:54.519
happened? What do you mean?
How is this not an accent? What

499
00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:57.599
the fuck? How do you know? What the fuck do you know?

500
00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:00.639
What's crazy about that is that,
like there's such an inherent implication, right,

501
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:07.559
we have so much more we have
so much more faith in the in

502
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:10.719
the tenacity of human intelligence, and
we really shouldn't like the question shouldn't be

503
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:14.239
like, how is this not an
accident? The question is, like,

504
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:20.599
honestly, the miracle is that this
doesn't happen constantly. Like the fact that

505
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:23.599
this doesn't happen all the time is
amazing. The fact that it happened this

506
00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:27.639
time is like, well, dude, like okay, so, like sure,

507
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:30.800
what would be the impetus for this
to be an attack? It happened

508
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:32.559
at one thirty am, at the
lowest traffic hours. There was like a

509
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:37.559
may da from the ship even apparently, so like they like some people knew

510
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:40.320
ahead of time, and they were
able they were able to stop certain they

511
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:43.880
were able to stop certain people from
going on the bridge at a certain point

512
00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:47.559
because they thought something might be wrong. You could see footage like of the

513
00:36:47.639 --> 00:36:54.360
boat like losing power. It's not
like a fucking well, it wasn't a

514
00:36:54.599 --> 00:37:00.000
direct course, It wasn't a why
would it not be a fucking submarine shooting

515
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:02.840
a fucking missile into the thing?
Yeah, and then just go home,

516
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:07.360
easy work, just doing it,
or or just doing it with no may

517
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:10.800
day at like way faster speeds in
the middle of like a really busy time

518
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:14.719
of doubt, Why nobody claimed it, because that would be the point of

519
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:17.800
terrorism. The point of terrorism is
to claim and be like we did this

520
00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:22.000
for this specific reason, for a
specific purpose. That is the definition of

521
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:27.440
terrorism, and what what ispen There's
so many like it's like, oh,

522
00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:30.239
when I first saw this happen,
I was just like, holy shit,

523
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:34.320
like what happened? My first thought
is what the fuck happened? Because that's

524
00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:37.039
just normal. You're like, what
the fuck happened? Like what what is

525
00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:39.199
this? What am I looking at? And then you see some explanations You're

526
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:42.679
like, well, we think the
lost power and then you got out of

527
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:46.480
control hit the bridge, and then
obviously people talking about possibly poor infrastructure for

528
00:37:46.599 --> 00:37:52.840
it to collapse that easily, which
is fucking scary to think about, Like

529
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:55.280
riding on those bridges, you know
what's fucked up. I sometimes think I'm

530
00:37:55.320 --> 00:38:00.960
too paranoid about when I see these
bridges in highway pass is, like say

531
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:04.760
there's one that I get off every
morning, or say when I'm dropping Jojo

532
00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:07.639
off to work, there is a
light and then I will sometimes be under

533
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:12.480
this one bridge and I sometimes have
this little bit of anxiety that like,

534
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:17.239
man, I hate being under this
thing because you know, how how secure

535
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:22.320
is this thing? When's the last
time anyone's tested this infrastructure or anything,

536
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.559
to be fair, the part the
parts of the bridge that are on land

537
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:29.320
are very very secure. But so
if you're driving under it, like you're

538
00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:30.440
probably fine, but like I know
what you mean, where it's like I

539
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:35.000
free. I don't like driving across
long bridges, like it freaks me out,

540
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:37.440
Like I understand that like the possibility
of them crumbling is like very very

541
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:40.679
slim to none. But like I
remember seeing a video a long long time

542
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:43.880
ago. I think it was like
a bridge in Tacoma, Washington. I

543
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:46.199
could be wrong, like for some
reason, that's that's what's coming up in

544
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:51.480
my mind of And they showed it
to me in school of the bridge like

545
00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:58.559
twisting like like paper place when it's
like extremely windy. Yeah, they whined

546
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:05.719
and no, but like like wild, like like like more than I physically

547
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:10.159
understood that that askphal could do that, like yeah that I didn't know that

548
00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:15.760
concrete could even be that flexible.
So like to see that, it was

549
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:20.760
like that's disgusting. I hate bridges
so like that that fucked me up.

550
00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:23.119
Ever, said dude, when I
when I found out that building swayed,

551
00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:29.920
Oh yeah, the way it's crazy. I've what happened is I I don't

552
00:39:29.960 --> 00:39:32.639
know, man, I feel like
I've lived on earth. So like once

553
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:38.039
I went to like when I went
to Europe and I felt like over the

554
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:42.960
ocean turbulence, I was just like, oh yeah, when I if it

555
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.840
happens, I die, Like I
can't. I can't be bothered being scared

556
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:50.239
of this stuff because if I'm involved
in at the point where I'm gonna die,

557
00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:52.559
I'm just gonna die. Like when
I was we were going, when

558
00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:53.960
I was going to London, when
we were going over to the Atlantic,

559
00:39:54.559 --> 00:40:00.119
we got it with turbuance that was
so bad. I'm still traumatized about it.

560
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:02.000
I was just like, oh,
I thought I was gonna die,

561
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:06.760
like I don't like my dad.
I was holding my dad's hand crying.

562
00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:08.960
I was like holding on his hand
like crying because I was like, I'm

563
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:13.760
gonna die if you but counterpoint,
counterpoint, What if you deserved it?

564
00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:16.079
If I do exactly, if I
go, if I'm going, I'm going,

565
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:19.760
I don't care. I'm not afraid
of bridges anymore. I don't like

566
00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:22.360
plane to give me anxiety. But
it's like whatever you're like, if I

567
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:23.760
want a plane, no bridges,
no, I will say, dude,

568
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:27.679
bridges freak me. Out more specifically, because I feel like the likelihood of

569
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:31.199
me surviving is less like like a
plane, I'm done. Okay, a

570
00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:36.719
plane, I'm done. But like
if I'm falling into like you fling really

571
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:37.519
bad, but you're gonna be ave. I feel like if I fall,

572
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:42.679
if I fall into the like not
the ocean, but like a river in

573
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:49.079
my car, I feel like I'm
gonna be like incapacitated for a while and

574
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:51.880
like I could die, but like
I don't know what the likelihood of that

575
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:53.719
is, like apparently like they weren't
even really why I actually I haven't looked

576
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:57.840
up, like what the it was
unknown last time I checked, Yeah,

577
00:40:57.960 --> 00:40:59.880
last time, I the last time
I saw it. But like they say,

578
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:02.280
at least one person I know that
I saw six and it's people were

579
00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:05.719
missing. That's the last time I
heard, but I haven't. I haven't.

580
00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:08.960
That's that's what I saw missing.
But dude, like it's it is.

581
00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:13.199
But I will say though, like
there's certain people who are like I

582
00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:16.840
get that. Look, infrastructure is
a big Infrastructure is a big conversation,

583
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:22.519
and I understand why that needs to
be talked about. But there's some people

584
00:41:22.119 --> 00:41:27.440
like, oh wow, look at
how that bridge crumbled, like the infrastructure

585
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:31.719
must be so bad. It's like
bridges aren't designed for the like been seventy

586
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:37.679
nine tons. Seventy nine tons are
like some absurd amount of weight to be

587
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:42.480
rammed into their main support structure.
Like that's not It's kind of like saying,

588
00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:45.000
like, wow, the twin towers
must have been really shoddily put together.

589
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:46.639
They couldn't even handle like two planes
crashing into them. It's like that's

590
00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:52.360
not infrastructure. That's just not what
they're for, you know. So I

591
00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:57.639
do agree though, like I mean, like obviously these bridges need better upkeep,

592
00:41:57.960 --> 00:42:01.360
and like they probably what what they
really should have done, because as

593
00:42:01.360 --> 00:42:05.639
far as I understand, like they
didn't have a lot of bridges have certain

594
00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:10.480
degrees of like safe safe safety measures
in place, specifically around those key structural

595
00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:15.639
points because they are so pivotal to
the structural integrity of the bridge. You

596
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:19.840
could build the best bridge in the
world, but if something destroys like one

597
00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:22.519
of the central pillars, like that
whole thing's fucking collapsing, because that's just

598
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:25.039
the physics of a bridge because they
need to have that dynamic sway they need

599
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:29.360
to know, they need to be
able to you know, they need to

600
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:31.920
be malleable enough, so like you
can't have a rigid bridge really, so

601
00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:39.760
certain bridges have a bunch of like
like basically like concrete things just under the

602
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:45.119
water so that way, like if
any boat comes near it, it'll crash

603
00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:47.920
into it almost acts like fake land
kind of to prevent it from like hitting

604
00:42:47.920 --> 00:42:51.880
the pillar straight on. Yeah,
this bridge didn't have that as far as

605
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:53.800
I know, Yeah, you didn't
have any of that extra safeguard. It

606
00:42:53.840 --> 00:43:00.360
was just like the pillar. And
then it's interesting because right even when like

607
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:05.920
because you hear like skyscrapers apparently you
know, I've never really thoroughly looked into

608
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:08.960
this, but you hear, like
say, usually at a skyscraper level that

609
00:43:09.079 --> 00:43:14.840
they are built to withstand crashes like
airplane crashes. And it was the talking

610
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:16.440
point that I always hear, like
say when nine to eleven was being brought

611
00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:20.639
up, like oh, how did
they so easily crumble when they're designed for

612
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:22.360
this? And I'm like, well, you know, in theory, you

613
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:27.559
think about like theories of your building
things to like say, even when it

614
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:30.800
comes to car crashes and all these
things, sometimes the simplest car crash is

615
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:35.480
actually sometimes the deadliest ones. I'm
like, you can't really account for so

616
00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:40.039
many variables, and so I'm more
I guess it was more terrifying that I

617
00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:46.840
would I guess I would have expected
the bridge to be badly damaged, but

618
00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:51.199
I guess seeing it collapse like that, that's what makes our brains be like,

619
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:57.559
holy shit, that seemed very like
obviously a forceful impact by a lot

620
00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:00.519
of tons of force, but it's
still also is like, damn, that

621
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:06.880
ship just like came apart in one
So it was kind of like terrifying in

622
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:08.079
a way that, oh, I
wonder if it could have been prevented,

623
00:44:08.119 --> 00:44:12.000
blah blah blah. But at the
end of the it's jarring. It it's

624
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:15.039
jarring to see for sure. I
remember seeing him being like that looks crazy,

625
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:17.280
especially at like especially if you look
at it at like high speed,

626
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:22.159
if you look at it like sped
up, it looks like fucking balsa wood.

627
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:24.719
It's it's insane. I need to
talk about the idea that I don't

628
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:30.039
I can't believe in my heart of
heart, like they're probably be like,

629
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:35.199
actually very true. I can't believe
a skyscarkn dura plane idiot, Like I

630
00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:43.079
can't like you can't well listen to
be fair to the twin towers, they

631
00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:49.360
were burning for a while before they
came down. I didn't just go down

632
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:52.400
to media. I don't think no, no, no, because they were

633
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:55.239
both no because one was on fire
for a while and then the second plane

634
00:44:55.559 --> 00:45:00.039
hit the like both planes, both
buildings were hit by the time one of

635
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:04.800
them came down, and and like
they were like separate. It wasn't like

636
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.840
a long time necessarily, but it
was longer than I would anticipate a building

637
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:12.119
to withstand a plane. I can't, like my brain can't. I like,

638
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:17.519
my mind can't what buildings are made
of, and I mean what a

639
00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:22.719
plane speed? A plane can move. I think my brain can't understand it,

640
00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:28.199
Like I like, I just can't. My brain's not rational. So

641
00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:34.159
here's so here it is the North
The North Tower collapses after burning for one

642
00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:38.719
hundred and two minutes, So that's
an hour. It's an hour of burning,

643
00:45:39.079 --> 00:45:44.599
which is crazy. So like I
don't know, Yeah, that's what

644
00:45:44.760 --> 00:45:49.280
suks to me, Like like I
so it did, So it did withstand.

645
00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:52.159
It's just a matter of like,
well, like if you're above that,

646
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:54.960
if if you're above the impact,
then you're I mean you're you're if

647
00:45:54.960 --> 00:46:00.199
you're below it, have enough time
to maybe. It was very interesting because

648
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:04.760
if the if the plane was hit, it like it was in such a

649
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:09.159
it hid in such an area that
like it really was able to collapse after

650
00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:13.840
a while because of the you know, the damage of where it was and

651
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:16.599
then finally starting a buffle top and
then so it's enough on the pockd cop

652
00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:20.360
yeah, for the force to make
a pancake. And it was just like

653
00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:23.599
one of those things where it was
so I understand the conspiratorial mind because of

654
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:30.599
how when you think about like say, uh, the uh the terrorists in

655
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:34.480
like Saudi Arabia wherever they actually were
from. I think they're actually Saudi and

656
00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:39.320
not you know, from Afghanistan or
obviously not from Iraq. That you with

657
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:43.599
the resources that they have, you're
like, oh, how the fuck like

658
00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:46.000
our black ops teams and stuff like
that, Like you don't see them carrying

659
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:51.039
out fucking amazing shit Like that's so
the idea that they were able to do

660
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:54.199
this completely on their own. I
understand the conspiratorial mind when you start looking

661
00:46:54.239 --> 00:47:00.679
into like this, I totally understand
the thing. However, this world is

662
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:05.559
so weird that like, yeah,
some weird shit, Like I hate saying

663
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:07.559
that, but it's like, some
weird shit just happens, and it's such

664
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.079
a phenomenon that like you can't and
you try to replicate it, you're never

665
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:16.519
gonna be able to do it again. The simplest explanation, the simplest explanation

666
00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:21.719
is often just the most accurate one. But it's just like, so it's

667
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:23.559
not a simple explanation though. That's
the thing that I struggle with. No,

668
00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:28.400
no, but what I mean is
but what I mean is like when

669
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:30.039
you try to overcome like, oh, like when people were like, well,

670
00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:34.440
who the fuck could have? Like
you're telling me people hijacked a plane

671
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:37.280
in two thousand and one, How
is that even possible? That's not like

672
00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:39.559
it's like, it's very possible.
It's the idea that possible, the idea

673
00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:45.679
that I don't think people fully understand
how chaotic the world is and how amazing

674
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:47.800
it is that this kind of thing
isn't happening on a fucking minute by minute

675
00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:52.599
basis. Like when I think about
the amount of gun violence in the United

676
00:47:52.599 --> 00:47:57.840
States, and then I think about
the amount of guns, it's staggering to

677
00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:00.400
me that it is as low as
it is. It's it's high, and

678
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:07.519
it's disgraceful and depressing and really terrible. But like the fact that it is

679
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:09.559
as low as it is versus the
amount of guns that are out there,

680
00:48:09.719 --> 00:48:15.159
and the fact that like planes are
as susceptible to hijacking as they used to

681
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:19.119
be. But it only happened like
a handful of times. That's that's the

682
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:23.239
astonishing thing to me, is that
it doesn't happen consistently. Well, it's

683
00:48:23.320 --> 00:48:25.880
just such a you know, it's
such a it's such a gamble, and

684
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:29.800
I guess that's why people were so
But when you I guess the thing that

685
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:32.400
messes me up is when you use, like when you apply like Aukham's razor,

686
00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:37.639
actually the conspiracy, some of the
conspiracy theories seem more plausible than the

687
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:42.360
actual explanation me up where I'm like, well, sometimes Okham's razor is the

688
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:44.880
conspiracy, like like Epstein, right, It's like, what's Aukham's razor?

689
00:48:44.920 --> 00:48:49.440
It's like, oh, yeah,
like he did not kill himself is yeah,

690
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.000
that's the simplest explanation of that that
entire right, And that is a

691
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:55.960
conspiracy theory, And technically I have
but it's not actually more complicated than anything

692
00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:59.480
else. You know what I think
about what I would always hear about when

693
00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:04.280
people talk about the conspiracy of the
of nine to eleven specifically, is one

694
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.639
of the things that they always fall
back to, and I think they always

695
00:49:06.679 --> 00:49:09.400
apply it to their own like beliefs
and empathy or whatever because they say so

696
00:49:09.519 --> 00:49:13.440
you think, like the government would
kill this many people to do this,

697
00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.840
And I'm like, look, I'm
not saying that they did this, but

698
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:22.119
if you were asking me the question
would they do this? What? What

699
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.760
the fuck is three thou dude?
When you just talk about getting in bed

700
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:30.400
with the medical industry and say five
hundred thousand people over a few years in

701
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:34.559
the opiate crisis and this one family
that are now being fucking they're getting shut

702
00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:37.320
down and they were charged like eight
billion dollars. That's just five that's five

703
00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:43.639
hundred thousand people with just selling and
forcing doctors, making them give more people

704
00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:46.960
higher opiates to make sure that they
fucking get hooked on them so they can

705
00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:51.679
buy more. Like to think that, like, like, seriously, what

706
00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:55.679
is three thousand people to billions of
dollars? Like like when you think about

707
00:49:55.719 --> 00:49:59.199
that, like to understand, people
don't understand, like, dude, we've

708
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:07.119
been in there's been wars. Who's
going on. Yeah, there's like people.

709
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:13.159
It's not that it would be that
much to the powers that be,

710
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:16.920
Like really don't, dude. I
know firsthand because my dad got a letter

711
00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:22.039
in the mail a long time ago
from like the Army basically saying like,

712
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:25.880
hey, sorry, you might have
been exposed to Asian orange. Sorry about

713
00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:34.199
that. And it's just like,
okay, what you want to Like thirty

714
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:37.360
years later he gets that like in
the mail, just like from some random

715
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.239
intern or whatever, and it's just
like that's so like they don't care about

716
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:45.119
people. It's just a matter of
like, I hate it. I do

717
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:47.559
think there is an element of just
like, but there is so much.

718
00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:54.000
There's so many reasons for nine to
eleven do have happened in the way that

719
00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:58.199
we understand it to happen, Like
all the blowback, all of our intervention,

720
00:50:58.519 --> 00:51:07.400
the fact that we did what we
did with some man laden there is

721
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:08.559
an element of like, I don't
think I don't think. I don't know,

722
00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:10.679
man, I don't think it's like
an orchestrated thing by the US government.

723
00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:13.440
I think it's something that happened and
then we were like, we can

724
00:51:13.559 --> 00:51:19.280
use this. That's the thing when
you think about think about if you're an

725
00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:23.360
evil person that wants to maximize profits, because you can even say this to

726
00:51:23.480 --> 00:51:27.519
all the major wars that we've been
in, and the same thing where there's

727
00:51:27.719 --> 00:51:32.199
there's evidence apparently there's evidence that say
the Pearl Harbor attack, the Australians warned

728
00:51:32.320 --> 00:51:39.719
the Americans that something's going down and
it was just let it happen, meaning

729
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:44.639
that if they didn't orchestrate that ship, though Japanese wanted to destroy them,

730
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:49.360
but if you let this happen,
you get the Americans in the war,

731
00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:52.719
which is so much fucking profit for
who actually really matters to these people,

732
00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:58.320
Because when you think about it,
everything that we do corporations, there's actually

733
00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:01.440
a wonderful It was great. Uh. So Cody Johnson has this thing called

734
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:07.559
some More News and he just dropped
a video on like say, like corporations

735
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:09.559
being people. I don't know if
you remember Mitt Romney, that was the

736
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:12.920
whole thing back in the days,
the corporations are people, my friend.

737
00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:17.079
But so he just did a whole
video on the and uh, it's such

738
00:52:17.119 --> 00:52:22.559
a great vida to show you how
corporations have infinitely more rights than people.

739
00:52:22.360 --> 00:52:28.840
It's such a great video, just
showing you how like the corporations matter.

740
00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:32.480
It's why you gotta make yourself a
corporation man. Seriously, dude, you

741
00:52:32.599 --> 00:52:40.039
could you can literally destroy people's lives
legally, you could ruin people. You

742
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:45.480
could, you could what. I
can't believe. I almost forgot to mention.

743
00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:53.639
We have to like look the bridge
bridge fall down Maryland sad. Oh,

744
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:58.920
yeah, what the fuck is going
on with p Diddy right now?

745
00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:06.559
What is going on? So I've
been hearing about it for forever, but

746
00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:08.760
because it's like a very black centric
thing, I never brought it up on

747
00:53:08.840 --> 00:53:14.960
a podcast because I know most of
our viewers are not not I know,

748
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.440
I know, I know that he
killed Tupac's but like, what did you

749
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:22.079
don't know why I'm clilling the thing. The thing is heavily cordated that he

750
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:27.320
has to do a biggie's death.
That's the thing, had to do a

751
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:31.519
biggie's death. But it's a lot, it's a lot. Apparently apparently Tupac

752
00:53:32.079 --> 00:53:37.480
I'm not you fuck me up now. Apparently Diddy has been sexually assaulting rappers

753
00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:46.440
for decades, decades underage people underage
everything. I don't know what to make

754
00:53:46.599 --> 00:53:50.519
because I saw that like he was
his house was like raided, and then

755
00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:52.880
I saw like that he was like, but I don't know how much of

756
00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:53.719
this is real anymore, you know
what I mean, It's it's all twitter

757
00:53:53.760 --> 00:53:57.679
shits. So I saw something it
said like he was on a boat somewhere,

758
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:00.119
or that he fled, or that
it that he was. I don't

759
00:54:00.119 --> 00:54:04.079
know what the fuck is going on, but out of nowhere, all of

760
00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:06.280
this P Diddy shit started having it. I was just like, Yo,

761
00:54:06.440 --> 00:54:09.360
what's going Apparently it's sexually assaulted.
Apparently, Like there was one person talking

762
00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:13.960
about like how a rapper named Wilee
went over to his house one time and

763
00:54:14.039 --> 00:54:19.719
he might have said something wrong to
you know, Cassie is no you of

764
00:54:19.800 --> 00:54:24.239
course you know, but it's like
and this girl Cassie very pretty young young

765
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:29.159
artists, he said Santa, And
then P Diddy had his guys hang him

766
00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:34.760
like literally like a movie, hanging
him by his sneakers over a banister,

767
00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:39.119
threatening to drop him off a building. Like it's a bunch of wild stuff

768
00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:44.480
going on P Diddy there, It's
just like apparently he's sexually assaulted Meek Mills

769
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:52.199
and Usher and Justin Bieber. There's
a bunch until like racketeering charges being found,

770
00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:57.559
people getting killed, charges like it's
just But here's the thing. Everything

771
00:54:57.800 --> 00:55:01.440
same, Oh, go ahead,
ahead ahead. What's crazy is that every

772
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:08.039
motherfucker from the nineties was saying shit
like this a long time ago, and

773
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:13.360
he was involved in funck shit like
a lot like Mace said shit like that.

774
00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:17.920
Fifty was talking about it like that
long time ago. Like for decades,

775
00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:22.159
people have been saying like this,
and even the common people there like,

776
00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:23.159
oh, yeah, he had to
do a biggi's death. Everybody knows

777
00:55:23.280 --> 00:55:27.079
X, Y or Z. And
now all of it's come into light,

778
00:55:27.119 --> 00:55:31.440
and I'm like, as y'all just
understand that this is weird. This has

779
00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:36.880
been like literally since I was I've
known he's been weird for a while,

780
00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:39.320
but I didn't know he was so
weird that they were like his house would

781
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:42.719
be raided. This is it.
But you know what I mean, This

782
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:47.480
is in the same vein as uh
when Harvey Weinstein, when all this stuff

783
00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:51.599
started coming out him. It's like, if you're aware of the industry,

784
00:55:51.920 --> 00:55:54.159
like say, if you're even adjacent
to the industry, you knew everything everybody,

785
00:55:54.320 --> 00:55:58.800
all those people in the industry,
I'm out a reference this before uh

786
00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:02.159
drawn together. I really liked that
show and in one of the episodes,

787
00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:07.440
they just straight up dropped a little
you know thing, just calling uh,

788
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:13.159
what's his name? Uh Weinstein?
Not Weinstein, but who's the other Bill

789
00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:15.280
Cosby? So Bill Cosby is another
person who got exposed around the same time

790
00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:22.800
about him calling him a sexual predator
in that because like everybody in the industry,

791
00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:24.559
they knew that those people were doing
all that wild ship. I mean

792
00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:29.719
when you think about saying the industry
like the people advocating for Roman Polansky to

793
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:32.920
come back, and I'm like,
bro, this guy raped a thirteen year

794
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:37.480
old girl. And there's people that
there were celebrities, there were celebrities to

795
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:43.199
who signed that letter uh uh for
the Nickelodeon thing. I don't know if

796
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:49.440
you saw ye I saw it.
I saw a bunch of people, yeah,

797
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.320
sign that letter, But you don't
know, like you piggybacking off of

798
00:56:52.360 --> 00:56:57.840
that. Yeah, I that the
whole industry they're disgusting. Here's an obvious,

799
00:56:58.559 --> 00:57:01.079
obvious, fucking pedophile. And then
they're just like, oh, even

800
00:57:01.159 --> 00:57:06.400
saying some people that Drake was the
one that initiated. He must have he

801
00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:10.760
must have been the trying to seduce
him, like these people. So the

802
00:57:10.840 --> 00:57:14.559
same thing in like in the community, especially when it came to like hip

803
00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:16.559
hop and stuff, there was a
lot of the same people that were advocating

804
00:57:16.599 --> 00:57:21.519
for him, and there's other people
that would just casually mention the degeneracy but

805
00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:23.719
didn't want to do anything about it, like they just they've always known about

806
00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:27.079
it, but they're just like yeah, like like say, a lot of

807
00:57:27.159 --> 00:57:30.760
times, it was always uh chalked
up to, oh, it's you know,

808
00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:34.079
it's the Illuminati ship, like oh, Puffy does some Illuminati shit,

809
00:57:34.159 --> 00:57:37.400
like oh, some gay shit,
Like there's the initiations and doing gay You

810
00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:39.599
hear a lot of speak about that, and nobody wanted to go Well,

811
00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:43.719
I kind of understand, and hip
hop the community not wanting to go to

812
00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:46.760
the police. I kind of understand
that because he doesn't. You know,

813
00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:50.880
it's not you don't really want to
go to the police for much of anything

814
00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:54.639
unless you feel like in your last
resort you get in trouble somehow, you're

815
00:57:55.039 --> 00:58:00.320
somehow are gonna just for bothering them, They're gonna fucking find something on you.

816
00:58:00.599 --> 00:58:02.719
And so I get that it's slow
to come out, and it's a

817
00:58:02.760 --> 00:58:07.239
whole, the whole victim thing.
It's it's obvious how fucked up it is

818
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:08.840
and how you always say, See, this is why a lot of people

819
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:14.559
don't want to talk and yeah,
because there's a powerful fucking person that is

820
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:19.679
done, who has clearly killed somebody
who smoke like people. There are people

821
00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:22.400
that are close to him being like, yeah, he definitely he definitely smoked

822
00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:23.239
that dude up in the club.
He smoked him in the club, like

823
00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:27.679
for sure, Like he killed somebody
in the club. And I forgot who

824
00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:30.199
smuggled a gun in. Somebody smuggled
a gun in for him in a purse.

825
00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:34.039
I don't think it was faith EVI
it was I can't remember what it

826
00:58:34.159 --> 00:58:37.639
was, but somebody smuggled the gun
in for him. He definitely, it's

827
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.760
allegedly definitely did it. That's what
people are saying. Though people are saying

828
00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:44.840
he definitely did it, like this
is not this isn't news. People are

829
00:58:44.880 --> 00:58:52.239
saying, there's video footage of him
right before Biggie died, looking guilty as

830
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:55.679
all hell, like he knew something
was gonna happen and it could just be

831
00:58:55.880 --> 00:59:00.159
was having a bad day. But
when you do look at him, it

832
00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:06.119
look like this nigga looks like something
I've never seen someone look so like fuck,

833
00:59:06.559 --> 00:59:08.119
like you know what I mean,
Like something's about to go down kind

834
00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:12.800
of a thing. And so it's
not to be. But it's funny.

835
00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:15.960
It's sad obvious people going through that. But it's funny because I've been hearing

836
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:21.320
this ship for so many years of
my life. For so many years of

837
00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:23.840
my life, I've been hearing Pee
Diddy is a fucking like he's a fucked

838
00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:29.599
up guy. He's involved some fuck
shit obviously, and like the fact that

839
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:32.679
like now it's mainstage is like,
Wow, this is what it's like to

840
00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:35.800
be just like to get here ahead
of time. It's almost like to be

841
00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:38.719
at a place ahead of time seeing
other things normally, like people see something,

842
00:59:38.760 --> 00:59:42.920
people say it'stead of saying no homeal
people say no Diddy, Now that's

843
00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:50.440
nodt. Well. The thing about
that's wild. The thing about it really

844
00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:57.079
though, is that like it's not
even necessarily that it's surprising, because even

845
00:59:57.079 --> 01:00:01.039
I've heard stuff like that. It's
more about just like if everybody knew why

846
01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:05.840
why why now would anything like you
know what I mean, like, why

847
01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:08.480
would anything happen now versus back then, versus at all. It's the ball

848
01:00:08.599 --> 01:00:15.599
rolling. Somebody finally had the courage
to go and take legal action in the

849
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:21.199
same way people were trying to dismiss
what's his name, Russell Brand. Russell

850
01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:29.079
Brand has a long laundry list of
of of sleeping with young girls, doing

851
01:00:29.159 --> 01:00:31.559
a bunch of fuck shit, and
uh, there are people trying to say,

852
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:34.559
you know, all these conservative homies
were being like, oh, it's

853
01:00:34.679 --> 01:00:37.400
just an attack, but there's receipts
that all the receipts are there and him

854
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:42.519
responding and it's all it all happened
but since and there was an investigation that

855
01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:45.440
took a long time, and then
there was a documentary that came out showing

856
01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:49.239
all the evidence. And it's one
of those things that it took somebody to

857
01:00:49.280 --> 01:00:52.320
get the fucking ball rolling. And
then all these other people started getting involved

858
01:00:52.559 --> 01:00:54.519
and they're like, fuck, okay, all right, this person did it.

859
01:00:54.840 --> 01:00:58.559
Somebody settled with Diddy. Other people
are like, I'm gonna do it

860
01:00:58.639 --> 01:01:00.800
too, and people don't unders and
that that like what is it called like

861
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:07.559
the it's like the Spartacus effect.
It's like, you know, like you

862
01:01:07.639 --> 01:01:10.159
stand Spartacus, and then other people
start fucking standing up and being Spartacus,

863
01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:14.920
and now and now people start showing
solidarity, but it takes that one brave

864
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:22.320
person to do it. So it's
it's actually talking about because we're talking about

865
01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:29.960
all these horrible allegations, there was
something that happened in the the Minecraft community.

866
01:01:30.199 --> 01:01:34.519
And the thing that's fucked up about
the Minecraft community is that nobody's surprised.

867
01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:38.000
If you ever hear a story about
any type of degeneracy, assault,

868
01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:42.360
or anything that happens in the Minecraft
community, people are immediately like, oh,

869
01:01:42.440 --> 01:01:45.119
yeah, it must be true,
because unfortunately, there's a lot of

870
01:01:45.440 --> 01:01:47.559
perverts that are in there. I
think for the same way, there's a

871
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:52.639
bunch of perverts that are in religious
institutions because they know they can pray on

872
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:55.920
young people. You know, they're
just suggestive, they're well, this is

873
01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:00.760
it actually kind of ties this kind
of into something that I actually I've been

874
01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:06.440
thinking about, yeah, because I
see a lot of and it bothers me

875
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:08.039
because I don't necessarily disagree with,
but I see a lot of like there's

876
01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:12.920
there's always it's always like some conservative
Twitter account that goes like, oh man,

877
01:02:13.519 --> 01:02:17.199
Peter Wood, it's Hollywood and it's
all full of pedophiles. And it's

878
01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:23.559
like, I really as sad as
this is to say, I think people

879
01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:30.360
don't want to admit that, Like
people are really comfortable thinking that this is

880
01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:34.119
a problem that exists in specific places. Yeah, you know where. It's

881
01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:37.159
like, oh, it's it's Hollywood. Oh, it's just like the big

882
01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:40.840
wigs in the in the executive industry. It's like, I regret to inform

883
01:02:40.920 --> 01:02:50.119
you that you've probably got people in
your fucking family. Hard. That's really

884
01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:53.199
difficult to comprehend. I can't.
I can barely comprehend it. But like,

885
01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:58.719
this is not like oh, some
liberal, Hollywood, elite exclusive thing,

886
01:02:58.840 --> 01:03:01.760
Like you've got people in schools,
in fucking in the military and in

887
01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:08.480
every They're fucking everywhere. Yeah,
and that's fucking sad and disturbing. But

888
01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:10.800
it does bother me when people talk
about it, like, oh, it's

889
01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:14.599
just like, oh, it's it's
all like Hollywood is just uniquely full of

890
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:19.760
pedophiles. Like na, man,
No, that would be nice if it

891
01:03:19.880 --> 01:03:22.000
was just Hollywood like that. It's
like, oh, my god, how

892
01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:25.400
simple of a problem that is.
Stay away from here, focus on dismantling

893
01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:30.039
that but the stagnation, like I
know for a fact, like I know

894
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:35.159
for a fact, like I know
we're hesitant to I know, we're hesitant

895
01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:37.440
as a society to put that label
on women. But like I went to

896
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:42.840
school, and I know for a
fact that there were female teachers sleeping with

897
01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:49.320
underage It's like more than you would
have, more than I can count on

898
01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:51.719
a single hand. Yeah, they
just don't get it. So, which

899
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:54.679
is already too many for a fucking
small you know, community or whatever you

900
01:03:54.719 --> 01:04:00.360
want to call it. Every teacher, pretty much every school, like every

901
01:04:00.440 --> 01:04:03.960
high school had one of those teachers
pretty much at least. Yeah, we

902
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:08.960
just don't see it as a problem. I know, that's all that is.

903
01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:13.000
So so they don't get exposed nearly
as much because many of the victims

904
01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:18.920
don't see themselves as victims because of
how we're socially conditioned. We're socially conditioned

905
01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:23.000
to not they're not seeing themselves as
a victims. So yeah, there's absolutely

906
01:04:23.039 --> 01:04:28.400
a lot of women predators out there
that are in similar roles and were why

907
01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:31.360
people focus on Hollywood the most,
especially because of conservatism, because oh mostly

908
01:04:31.599 --> 01:04:35.119
that is liberal arts. If you're
doing things an artistic way, you you

909
01:04:35.559 --> 01:04:40.360
tend to lean left. It's why
like say, you see I actually saw.

910
01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:43.760
I wanted to see what was going
on about this whole hassan. There

911
01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:50.079
was some discord leaks and it looked
like he was threatening offing himself apparently because

912
01:04:50.159 --> 01:04:55.159
he only had thirteen thousand concurrent viewers, so that was what out of context

913
01:04:55.199 --> 01:04:56.719
to what it looked like, and
a lot of people are making fun of

914
01:04:56.800 --> 01:04:59.840
him. So I watched his stream
because I wanted to see what what actually

915
01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:03.000
was about. And he was specifically
talking about he wanted to do some normy

916
01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:08.360
shit, but like anytime he talks
about Norman stuff wile he's streaming, thousands

917
01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:12.039
of people will leave if he's not
specifically talking about politics, and he was

918
01:05:12.199 --> 01:05:15.880
upset about that that like, why
the fuck can't you people be normal and

919
01:05:15.039 --> 01:05:18.039
not just be like, uh,
I only want you to talk about politics

920
01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:20.599
one hundred percent of the time.
It's like normal people don't only want to

921
01:05:20.639 --> 01:05:25.199
talk about politics. And so he
then he made that thing being all be

922
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:29.639
hyperbolic of like like you know,
offering himself for ending his stream or something

923
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:32.920
like that. He was just being
hyperbolic. And yeah, in that scenario,

924
01:05:34.280 --> 01:05:39.039
it was one of those things where
I saw Tim Pole making fun of

925
01:05:39.159 --> 01:05:41.760
him, and all these people,
like the re pundits were making fun of

926
01:05:41.880 --> 01:05:45.320
him, saying that like yeah,
it's weird that like yeah, this is

927
01:05:45.400 --> 01:05:46.840
all you got and you're losing all
these viewers. It was all it's not

928
01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:50.159
true. Anything that they were saying
was bullshit, Like his subscriber count.

929
01:05:50.159 --> 01:05:54.960
He has like fifty thousand subscribers almost
or something. He's fine, but they

930
01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:57.719
were saying all the shit like,
oh, why don't you just diversify your

931
01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:00.679
income? It seems like people on
the right, and they use the courting

932
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:02.039
for an example, like he has
a coffee company and all this stuff,

933
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:05.199
this this and that, and then
they're missing the big picture. It's like

934
01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:10.159
people that are artists who was like
why how He was basically saying, how

935
01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:14.880
come left leaning streamers and creators don't
really diversify their income and have multiple businesses,

936
01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:19.119
And it was like the big difference
from my observation is that the people

937
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:24.760
on the right don't have talent on
average. The people that receive they just

938
01:06:24.840 --> 01:06:28.920
don't. Well, let's just be
honest. A Ben Shapiro, a Stephen

939
01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:31.440
Crowder, a fucking Tim Polkin is
an artist, but he started off on

940
01:06:31.480 --> 01:06:33.719
the left and started grifting on the
right. He started making more money to

941
01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:38.679
grift on the right. But he
started off being a journalist, gorilla journalists,

942
01:06:39.400 --> 01:06:42.920
artist, skateboarder on the left.
He does have talent, but then

943
01:06:42.920 --> 01:06:45.079
he just started to maximize his profits
by going to the right. But like

944
01:06:45.199 --> 01:06:48.400
all of the biggest punits, don't
have any real fucking talent. They just

945
01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:51.920
and then so all they're worried about
is maximizing profits. So then they start

946
01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:57.000
other businesses to get pass passive income
and massive maximize the profits. Where people

947
01:06:57.119 --> 01:07:00.719
on the left who are typically like
say artists, people who typically lean left,

948
01:07:00.199 --> 01:07:04.079
are doing their passion projects and they're
not worried about maximizing their profits.

949
01:07:04.159 --> 01:07:08.000
By I'm gonna buy this real estate
and then I'm gonna rent it out.

950
01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:11.039
I'm gonna buy a coffee company.
Don't give a fuck about coffee. I

951
01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:15.719
drink coffee. But you start a
coffee company like jermy quarterings coffee thing to

952
01:07:15.960 --> 01:07:19.920
make money, not that you're passionate
about fucking coffee, you know, like

953
01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:23.559
say, it's it's just like it's
an easy business venture. That's why a

954
01:07:23.599 --> 01:07:26.159
lot of people in the right.
I've actually started coffee companies. There's a

955
01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:30.679
lot of them, damn. But
how did that even happen? I don't

956
01:07:30.719 --> 01:07:33.519
know. I was like, yeah, I know what you mean. But

957
01:07:33.599 --> 01:07:36.840
yeah, it's just like like,
hey, it's just like a thing where

958
01:07:36.880 --> 01:07:40.840
you see there's oh, I'm going
to put my hand in multiple cookie jars

959
01:07:40.840 --> 01:07:44.360
because I want as much money as
possible, versus the artist that's not usually

960
01:07:44.400 --> 01:07:47.400
worried about that. That's why usually
people even be starving artists like I make

961
01:07:47.559 --> 01:07:51.760
just enough to what I'm doing,
or like say you'll be a rich motherfucker

962
01:07:51.880 --> 01:07:57.280
like Hassan or Destiny or whatever.
And you're not putting a multiple You're not

963
01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:01.119
trying to become a billionaire for no
fucking reason. You're just like I make

964
01:08:01.239 --> 01:08:05.440
plenty of money right now doing what
I'm doing, and even if my stream

965
01:08:05.559 --> 01:08:10.000
disappeared, I still have enough money
to survive for the rest of my life

966
01:08:10.360 --> 01:08:14.679
because they've made millions already. So
it's just in the thing that like and

967
01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:17.880
and they think that's stupid that like, you're not maxing out on fucking you're

968
01:08:17.920 --> 01:08:23.319
not mid maxing capitalism essentially, And
I'm like, well, like, you

969
01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:26.159
know, why do you have to
Why the fuck do you have to.

970
01:08:26.399 --> 01:08:29.119
Yeah, I would say, yeah, I would say generally, that's that's

971
01:08:29.239 --> 01:08:31.399
kind of true, like that there's
some outliers. I think. I think

972
01:08:31.439 --> 01:08:35.960
like Marty o'donald's an obvious one,
where like the guy's like obviously a musical

973
01:08:36.000 --> 01:08:39.640
genius and he's like a right wing
guy. But like it's very rare that

974
01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:43.560
you find like that, And I
think it's just like the way that certain

975
01:08:43.600 --> 01:08:45.560
brains are wired. I don't I
don't know, I don't know. It's

976
01:08:45.600 --> 01:08:49.920
not a it's not obviously, but
it's it's a noticeable it's a noticeable enough

977
01:08:49.960 --> 01:08:54.039
trend to be like it's interesting.
Yeah, But I guess my whole point

978
01:08:54.239 --> 01:09:00.760
was was just why but anyway,
like the whole focusing on like say the

979
01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:04.600
whole Hollywood thing, Like those people
just focus on the left because they just

980
01:09:04.640 --> 01:09:06.439
want to show on the left all
the time and talk about this and the

981
01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:13.439
grooming all this shit and happens everywhere. It would be we get in this

982
01:09:13.960 --> 01:09:19.800
stalemate, stalemate where they won't concede
to because I know, I know all

983
01:09:19.840 --> 01:09:25.720
the numbers when it comes to religious
abuse, when it comes to kids,

984
01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:32.800
like I've I've studied this extensively because
of how disgusting it is and how there

985
01:09:32.960 --> 01:09:36.960
is as far as any of the
large pundits go that are on YouTube,

986
01:09:38.039 --> 01:09:42.319
daily wire anything like that, it
is zero. It is and I mean

987
01:09:42.439 --> 01:09:45.359
not one percent. It is zero
mention of, hey, maybe we should

988
01:09:45.359 --> 01:09:49.600
do something about this when it comes
to religious institutions, and it is probably

989
01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:55.560
the grossest fucking thing about all of
this. And then it makes me personally

990
01:09:55.680 --> 01:09:58.359
default to like, I don't want
to deal with any of this because it's

991
01:09:58.520 --> 01:10:02.680
just there's just too many fucking weirdos
and bad actors that pretend to want to

992
01:10:02.840 --> 01:10:08.000
think this ship is bad and they
won't do anything about it. It's just,

993
01:10:08.359 --> 01:10:10.680
oh, well, you know,
these people on the left are contributed

994
01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:13.000
to this, so we'll talk about
this only because they're on the left.

995
01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:18.720
I'm like, bro, this ship
is just getting weird, man, is

996
01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:29.359
really it's it's just depressing. It's
done and gay. It's it takes forever

997
01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:31.600
for Diddy to get clapped. It
takes forever for any of these people to

998
01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:33.000
get clapped. No no, no, no, no no no no no

999
01:10:33.079 --> 01:10:35.880
no. Well, the thing like
this thing like this right, and this

1000
01:10:36.000 --> 01:10:40.520
is a this is a bit hyperbolic, but you guys, I think you

1001
01:10:40.680 --> 01:10:44.000
understand Diddy, right, this ship
goes out for Diddy and they're on Diddy

1002
01:10:44.119 --> 01:10:47.520
like white on rice right on them, They're on this motherfucker gave swatted.

1003
01:10:48.199 --> 01:10:54.479
How many politicians have information come out? What time and time again, and

1004
01:10:54.600 --> 01:10:57.600
they're just like, ah, we
don't know yet, we don't know yet.

1005
01:10:57.680 --> 01:11:00.840
Well we'll waited out. Let's wait
it out, let's see. Yeah.

1006
01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:04.520
I mean, I feel like Santos
was probably the biggest exactly like the

1007
01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:08.600
person I was going to bring up
right now, that was probably the biggest

1008
01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:12.239
example of just oh wait, we
gotta wait for criminal charges. I'm like,

1009
01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:15.760
shut the fuck up, dude.
Well there's a child on his laugh

1010
01:11:15.840 --> 01:11:18.159
and it's like, dude, you're
not You're not protecting these children. Dude,

1011
01:11:18.159 --> 01:11:23.920
you're literally not helping these poor beings. Man. It's there's a lot

1012
01:11:23.960 --> 01:11:26.960
of yeah, there's a lot of
wild ship. Man. It's it's like

1013
01:11:27.239 --> 01:11:30.239
we already kind of touched on the
whole America. Makes me feel like I'm

1014
01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:32.640
living in I don't know, man, like like like I loved our job,

1015
01:11:32.800 --> 01:11:34.760
right like, I love our job. I love what we do.

1016
01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:39.079
We are it's a blessing to be
able to do this and provide for us.

1017
01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:45.079
Right, But my mind is so
much healthier when I stay away from

1018
01:11:45.119 --> 01:11:51.720
the internet entirely. Right. My
brain is suck my brain, it's sick.

1019
01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:55.600
When I do go and look at
stuff I have to worry about workforce,

1020
01:11:55.600 --> 01:12:00.039
it's like I can't, this can't
be real. Yeah. I just

1021
01:12:00.119 --> 01:12:05.000
admire the people that are able to
consistently make jokes about this fucked up stuff.

1022
01:12:05.039 --> 01:12:11.000
It's something that I constantly. I
feel like I fail about that a

1023
01:12:11.039 --> 01:12:13.960
lot of the times. Like I'll
watch a guy nam r and Brown,

1024
01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:16.640
who is like a master at that
he talks about all the worship that's going

1025
01:12:16.680 --> 01:12:19.880
on all the time in these certain
anything that we just touched right now essentially,

1026
01:12:20.199 --> 01:12:23.479
but he's constantly just making jokes and
he has a soundboard. He just

1027
01:12:23.520 --> 01:12:26.720
fucks around all the time. And
I admire that because I'm like, that's

1028
01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:29.640
the way I want to handle I
want to be able to bring up these

1029
01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:32.960
things but then also follow it up
with some dumb wild ship. But then

1030
01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:39.720
I'm like I get to a point
where I'm like I'm annoyed that I'm like,

1031
01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:43.119
why is this happened? I can
do it, It's in me.

1032
01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:47.079
I just my heart is like dude, no, don't do that right when

1033
01:12:47.119 --> 01:12:50.720
people were calling. When people do
that right now, it's not funny.

1034
01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:54.439
And I'm like when people were in
Baltimore and they were like they're like,

1035
01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:59.920
oh this, oh wow great the
d I'm mayor I'm may for no reason?

1036
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:02.359
Is it Like he's just going out
to address his city after like a

1037
01:13:02.439 --> 01:13:06.079
major tragedy and then like like,
why don't you just say say what you

1038
01:13:06.239 --> 01:13:10.720
really want to say? Because that's
the whole thing. This is so that's

1039
01:13:10.760 --> 01:13:15.640
the whole thing, exactly, the
diversity inclusion now, So the whole thing

1040
01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:19.840
is you know there have been black
mares before him. No, no,

1041
01:13:20.159 --> 01:13:24.039
this is this is this is so
that's what it means. This is the

1042
01:13:24.159 --> 01:13:29.159
derangement of modern this is this is
the derangement of the modern day where it's

1043
01:13:29.279 --> 01:13:32.079
like a lot of things, a
lot a lot of the things that are

1044
01:13:32.079 --> 01:13:40.520
happening now, were they to happen
in like the nineties, would not be

1045
01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:43.399
a problem. The thing is that, like I I'm like, you simply

1046
01:13:43.439 --> 01:13:46.239
wouldn't hear about because the nineties,
about the Shore Bull, they were a

1047
01:13:46.399 --> 01:13:54.039
terrible time. But socially, I
think there was a veneer a fine that

1048
01:13:54.159 --> 01:13:58.279
we existed under like because the nineties
I lived in New York. New York

1049
01:13:58.439 --> 01:14:01.640
was a hell hole in the nineties. It was like the most dangerous place

1050
01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:05.840
in like modern history, and it
was horrible. I mean, we don't

1051
01:14:05.880 --> 01:14:09.960
we don't really know New York in
the nineties, but exactly exactly, I

1052
01:14:10.000 --> 01:14:12.600
don't. I don't know, we
don't know it. But I have family

1053
01:14:12.680 --> 01:14:14.560
that were We have family that were
there that was just like, oh,

1054
01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:17.600
it was bad. It was not
good. Like coming home past seven o'clock,

1055
01:14:18.000 --> 01:14:21.239
you're you're getting robbed, you know, wrong place, wrong, don't

1056
01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:25.399
obtaining the wrong words. I mean, we'ren't really even talking about that though,

1057
01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:29.800
Like we're more we're talking about socially, a social understand right, so

1058
01:14:29.960 --> 01:14:33.600
yeah, crime crime, crime is
going to fluctuate massively. Understand different populations

1059
01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:38.680
and different double thing about the Knights, and it's like, yeah, that

1060
01:14:38.680 --> 01:14:43.520
wouldn't be a problem. But also
like homophobia was kind of fine, you

1061
01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:46.960
know. So it's like there's these
weird like back in the forthness of social

1062
01:14:47.800 --> 01:14:55.000
understanding, weird constantly progressing. We're
constantly progressing. But what is happening is

1063
01:14:55.760 --> 01:15:00.000
people are it shouldn't be this way. It shouldn't be you. You shouldn't

1064
01:15:00.119 --> 01:15:01.960
be able to have access to all
this information, be able to debunch.

1065
01:15:04.319 --> 01:15:09.760
But the thing is it's made people. The parasocial relationships has made people,

1066
01:15:09.840 --> 01:15:13.000
I feel like, even dumber.
And I could say I could say that,

1067
01:15:13.560 --> 01:15:16.319
I could say that it just there's
more of these parasols because people have

1068
01:15:16.359 --> 01:15:21.279
always had these relationships with their pastors, with people that were in these authority

1069
01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:25.680
places, and they just trusted whatever
dumb shit they told them. But it's

1070
01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:29.439
happening, I feel like more at
an alarming rate where it's not just Fox

1071
01:15:29.560 --> 01:15:33.239
News, it's fucking Ben Shapiro than
the Daily Wire, it's fucking the Mug

1072
01:15:33.319 --> 01:15:38.159
Club with Crowder, which we'll probably
talk about later. It's it's Tim Poole.

1073
01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:40.840
It supposed to be it used to
be the news that you would have

1074
01:15:40.920 --> 01:15:43.960
to go seek out, and now
it's kind of like everything that follows.

1075
01:15:44.119 --> 01:15:46.520
Yeah, like if you if you
have to use the internet, and if

1076
01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:49.439
you if you have to use the
Internet, which chances are you do because

1077
01:15:49.439 --> 01:15:53.159
we're in the modern era, and
that's just how people communicate. It's how

1078
01:15:53.159 --> 01:15:56.399
a lot of business gets done,
It's how a lot of information is kind

1079
01:15:56.399 --> 01:16:00.359
of trafficked. Chances are you have
a profile, and chances are you have

1080
01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:03.640
an algorithm based on that profile,
and chances are there's an algorithm serving you

1081
01:16:03.800 --> 01:16:06.520
things that are based on your profile
and based on your preferences and based on

1082
01:16:06.560 --> 01:16:11.600
your opinions. And so instead of
like having to go to the news to

1083
01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:14.960
like get your opinion fed to you
and then like go out into the real

1084
01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:17.640
world where like none of that really
like you were kind of interplaying with various

1085
01:16:17.640 --> 01:16:24.119
different types of people. Now it's
kind of like you like that the news,

1086
01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:28.920
through its lens, follows you everywhere. So like in your free time,

1087
01:16:28.960 --> 01:16:30.520
you're spending time like on your phone
at lunch, like looking at the

1088
01:16:30.520 --> 01:16:33.840
same oh d I D I D
E I and and you're you're going to

1089
01:16:33.880 --> 01:16:36.000
sleep and you're like, oh,
you're gonna watch YouTube video before you go

1090
01:16:36.039 --> 01:16:38.800
to sleep, and what is it? Oh it's d I D I D

1091
01:16:38.840 --> 01:16:42.159
E and it's and it's it doesn't
fucking stop. And I do think it's

1092
01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:45.479
led to just I think, look, the nineties had its own sriff problems.

1093
01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:47.119
There were like all sorts of shit. But even like I will say

1094
01:16:47.199 --> 01:16:53.479
this and this is very real.
I don't know how how positive it is,

1095
01:16:54.600 --> 01:16:58.439
but it's real where I remember going
to school, and I remember being

1096
01:16:58.479 --> 01:17:03.960
in Catholic school and people like we
would use we would call call things gay,

1097
01:17:04.479 --> 01:17:09.000
right, and it would mean it
would mean dumb, sure, and

1098
01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:15.439
that's not cool. But I also
know for a fact that nobody at that

1099
01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:20.039
school hated gay people. Like I
know that because there was a kid who

1100
01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:25.479
was gay who everybody loved and there
was like literally no problem at all.

1101
01:17:26.880 --> 01:17:30.359
So there's a discrepancy between there's a
just there's a discrepancy between language and what

1102
01:17:30.479 --> 01:17:33.479
people feel that I think was transitioning
at that period of time where people still

1103
01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:35.439
kind of like to call things gay
because that's just what you did, but

1104
01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:38.960
you also kind of just didn't really
carry a lot of stereotypes about it.

1105
01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:44.600
But like it's I think there was
just a general what I'm saying is like

1106
01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:50.239
there's a there was a general sense
of like positivity or optimism in the nineties

1107
01:17:50.279 --> 01:17:56.199
and early two thousands that doesn't exist
anymore. I think now we kind of

1108
01:17:56.279 --> 01:17:59.800
assume the worst because we have no
reason to assume the best. Yeah,

1109
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:02.239
And because of that, it's it's
kind of like it's kind of like the

1110
01:18:02.279 --> 01:18:04.960
way that you motivate yourself right to
do anything where it's like, if you

1111
01:18:05.039 --> 01:18:08.920
believe you're going to fail, you
will fail, and if you believe that

1112
01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:12.600
you're going to succeed, you have
a higher chance of succeed succeeding. And

1113
01:18:12.680 --> 01:18:15.079
so like I do think there's an
element of that where it's like, we

1114
01:18:15.159 --> 01:18:17.960
are so disillusioned with like the way
things are going that we are starting to

1115
01:18:18.079 --> 01:18:24.279
backslide and make that true even if
we have progressed a large a large,

1116
01:18:25.119 --> 01:18:30.399
so we went that makes sense.
We have so much information about us and

1117
01:18:30.560 --> 01:18:35.239
then there's so much autonomy in the
words you can say to people, and

1118
01:18:35.520 --> 01:18:39.000
there's like because think of it like
this, Right, there's always been a

1119
01:18:39.079 --> 01:18:42.600
bunch of asshole people are on the
planet, right, but they've never been

1120
01:18:42.680 --> 01:18:45.840
as loud as they are. Now
they can congregate all together and feed off

1121
01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:49.199
each other and be as loud as
they They've never had the unification power that

1122
01:18:49.239 --> 01:18:54.640
they have now. Social media has
made that very possible. There's always gonna

1123
01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:58.079
be biggots, right, Like for
me, I think most people genuinely aren't

1124
01:18:58.439 --> 01:19:00.279
truly bigoted. I we're ignorant.
I think a ton of people are fucking

1125
01:19:00.359 --> 01:19:08.039
ignorant idiots or ignorant, but not
exactly bigoted. Now, if most people,

1126
01:19:08.279 --> 01:19:11.800
if most people were truly if most
people were truly bad, this is

1127
01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:14.399
what this is kind of what I
was leaning towards to the gun thing that

1128
01:19:14.439 --> 01:19:15.520
I was talking about earlier. It's
like, if most people were truly bad,

1129
01:19:15.680 --> 01:19:19.880
we would know most people aren't bad. Yeah, there's there's a lot

1130
01:19:19.920 --> 01:19:24.279
of because it is learned, you
know, because that that is being a

1131
01:19:24.560 --> 01:19:27.520
bigot. Like say, if you
have a problem with like gay people or

1132
01:19:28.039 --> 01:19:32.039
whatever it is, that is not
ignorance, you were learned you were.

1133
01:19:32.159 --> 01:19:36.960
That is a learned a bias that
is that is absolutely preduced. Yeah,

1134
01:19:38.479 --> 01:19:40.720
and there's a lot of an out
there. There are tens of millions of

1135
01:19:40.760 --> 01:19:45.199
people in this country easily that will
vote for or they'll they'll just look at

1136
01:19:45.239 --> 01:19:49.039
the the just look at the conservative
outlets numbers and how Fox News is the

1137
01:19:49.159 --> 01:19:55.159
number one news network in America.
There's plenty of people that are that are

1138
01:19:55.239 --> 01:19:58.720
being taught this stuff. But what
is to me, the biggest difference is

1139
01:19:59.399 --> 01:20:03.680
like this, I've already mentioned that
the the parasocial outreach is so much more

1140
01:20:03.760 --> 01:20:09.079
prominent than saying being centralized to a
Fox News to where there are so many

1141
01:20:09.159 --> 01:20:13.520
punnits that are so trusted that get
tens of millions of views. And we

1142
01:20:13.720 --> 01:20:17.199
know through propaganda. When you study
history, the history of propaganda, we

1143
01:20:17.359 --> 01:20:20.760
know how it works. It's fear. The people have figured this out a

1144
01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:25.720
long time ago. You control people
through fear. And so these people that

1145
01:20:25.920 --> 01:20:30.000
normally aren't very bright, they at
least understand this enough that as long as

1146
01:20:30.079 --> 01:20:33.960
you keep pumping out fear to these
people, they will stay and they will

1147
01:20:34.119 --> 01:20:39.479
not stray whatsoever. So when we're
using terms like going back to Risanlya,

1148
01:20:39.479 --> 01:20:43.880
we're talking about like DEI, and
the same thing happened with CRT is that

1149
01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:47.079
they trust what the pundits that they
watch are telling them. You know,

1150
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:53.439
the people that created CRT are alive. Why not just google and see what

1151
01:20:53.640 --> 01:20:56.800
they say it's about. And then
when you do it, it's like,

1152
01:20:56.880 --> 01:20:59.800
oh, that doesn't sound bad at
all. It sounds completely different from what

1153
01:21:00.039 --> 01:21:04.439
a timpoole or a bit Shapiro sounds. Sounds pretty gay. It's very And

1154
01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:09.840
then like DEI, the d I
has been a thing for fucking decades,

1155
01:21:10.399 --> 01:21:14.359
and then since CRTs ran its course, since the trans panic is starting to

1156
01:21:14.439 --> 01:21:17.399
die down. Because if you look
at the statistics of what the voters what

1157
01:21:17.439 --> 01:21:24.600
they really want. Like say,
Ron de Santis just fucking got flamed because

1158
01:21:24.640 --> 01:21:29.079
he ran specifically on trans hate and
book banning and all this shit, and

1159
01:21:29.199 --> 01:21:30.880
then it turns out that's not that
popular, ran out of steam, and

1160
01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:33.520
then he's nothing. No one gets
a fuck about him anymore. So now

1161
01:21:33.520 --> 01:21:36.399
they're trying de I. That's the
next thing, and so de I a

1162
01:21:36.439 --> 01:21:41.640
perfect example of de I is just
like, well, all right, diversity

1163
01:21:41.680 --> 01:21:45.600
equity inclusion. Let's put John Stewart
in the in the fucking two thousand and

1164
01:21:45.640 --> 01:21:49.399
early two thousands Justice League instead of
Hal Jordan. That is a good example

1165
01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:54.119
of that, and it worked out
extremely well. People were very happy and

1166
01:21:54.159 --> 01:21:59.359
satisfied with it. If they did
that now people those people would be freaking

1167
01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:02.319
out, people going, it's the
same thing with it. It's the same

1168
01:22:02.359 --> 01:22:04.560
thing with Seinfeld, by the way, because like they, I think the

1169
01:22:04.680 --> 01:22:09.159
first episode of Seinfeld doesn't have a
lane in it, and I think one

1170
01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:12.399
of I think one of the notes
from the network is it's like kind of

1171
01:22:12.439 --> 01:22:15.680
needs a woman because it's it's just
kind of a too much sausage, kind

1172
01:22:15.680 --> 01:22:17.880
of a Broie kind of sausage fest
here it's not really that interesting. She

1173
01:22:18.000 --> 01:22:24.159
get a woman character in there,
and like that show is like inconceivable without

1174
01:22:24.159 --> 01:22:26.720
that character. And so I get
and I get, I get how the

1175
01:22:26.840 --> 01:22:29.840
characters falling. You have some stupid
moments, but it's like Miles Morals.

1176
01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:32.000
It's like it's like, oh,
they making Spider Man, like, they

1177
01:22:32.079 --> 01:22:38.479
made Flash a redhead. They made
Green Lantern a black man. They made

1178
01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:42.960
him a redhead too. They've made
there's so much diversity in all these characters,

1179
01:22:43.039 --> 01:22:46.439
you know, like that it's been
happening. Think about titles forever.

1180
01:22:46.640 --> 01:22:49.399
That is how things work, literally, and like when a character is a

1181
01:22:49.479 --> 01:22:54.600
big characters like oh, the respector
died years ago and I want to take

1182
01:22:54.680 --> 01:22:57.239
up his mantle so I'll beat a
new silver respect or so like that.

1183
01:22:58.680 --> 01:23:01.079
It's like, yeah, that happens. You know, if you're concerned with

1184
01:23:01.239 --> 01:23:03.680
anything as far as like when it
comes to art, like if you're concerned

1185
01:23:03.720 --> 01:23:11.680
with anything other than quality, I
feel like you've just kind of because the

1186
01:23:11.760 --> 01:23:14.800
problem is this, right, the
white race, Right, the white race

1187
01:23:15.520 --> 01:23:17.760
has a very unique problem right where
this is a real thing. There's a

1188
01:23:17.800 --> 01:23:20.960
real thing, right race. You
know, you're right, you're right,

1189
01:23:20.960 --> 01:23:26.279
You're right. You're very right.
You're very right about that race is fake

1190
01:23:26.399 --> 01:23:31.960
in general. But the idea is
construct the people people really, the the

1191
01:23:32.399 --> 01:23:35.960
the people that are putting these things
are are using these sphere tax these really

1192
01:23:36.079 --> 01:23:41.640
dumb people. They're like, oh, they're gonna remove you from this world.

1193
01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:45.039
You're not You're you're obsolete, your
time is done. It's gonna And

1194
01:23:45.239 --> 01:23:48.920
what happens is that these dumb people
that have the smallest monoica understanding, they're

1195
01:23:49.000 --> 01:23:54.000
like, well, damn, we
did enslave these people and take their land

1196
01:23:54.159 --> 01:23:57.199
and all that stuff, so clearly
they're trying to get back. It's like,

1197
01:23:57.239 --> 01:24:00.039
well, no, people just trying
to live. People just exist in

1198
01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:04.399
the world. Now, that's that's
ultimately, but that's no. What I

1199
01:24:04.439 --> 01:24:09.000
will say though, is that's that's
the paranoia that kind of stoked that BuzzFeed

1200
01:24:09.159 --> 01:24:13.279
was and a similar outlets. We're
kind of stoking with that't they would people

1201
01:24:13.920 --> 01:24:18.760
ship platform people like like you remember
Black Hitler, These are real people,

1202
01:24:18.920 --> 01:24:23.079
Like they're not. I wouldn't say
what you mean like, I wouldn't.

1203
01:24:23.399 --> 01:24:26.960
There are people, There are people, No, Like there is a guy

1204
01:24:27.000 --> 01:24:30.640
who's like this is I think there's
no way. Yeah, there's no way

1205
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:33.159
for me to explain this. But
like there are people who like have like

1206
01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:36.119
extremist kind of like there are people
who were platformed. We were just like,

1207
01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:39.880
yeah, man, fucking it's it'll
it'll be our turn next, and

1208
01:24:40.000 --> 01:24:43.560
like but like that's not like these
are fringe people. This is not the

1209
01:24:43.640 --> 01:24:47.000
majority of people. You really think, Like, this is not how I

1210
01:24:47.039 --> 01:24:50.840
don't know, man, it's it's
just really really think pop. I think

1211
01:24:50.920 --> 01:24:55.760
pop journalism really fucked everything up in
a massive way that they they will they

1212
01:24:55.760 --> 01:25:00.680
will never have to answer for.
And that's really depressing even but perspect so

1213
01:25:00.760 --> 01:25:03.159
good. I was just gonna say
we should move on to questions super soon.

1214
01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:08.640
I think those people need to be
given platforms and then completely deface the

1215
01:25:08.760 --> 01:25:14.279
disrespected. I think that's a huge
problem that didn't happen to those You need

1216
01:25:14.399 --> 01:25:16.720
to have the moments where like that
conperson comes on the stage right and it's

1217
01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:21.800
like you're you're you're fucking retarded.
You need to like let him know.

1218
01:25:23.319 --> 01:25:25.640
You feel like we would have been
we we really would have been in such

1219
01:25:25.640 --> 01:25:30.600
a better off place him down.
Bernie Sanders, if Bernie Sanders, if

1220
01:25:30.680 --> 01:25:33.000
Bernie Sanders could have just been on
stage and said you're fucking retarded, get

1221
01:25:33.039 --> 01:25:38.880
out of here. I don't like
the one girl that tried to co opt

1222
01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:42.279
his his speech or whatever. There
was the rally, and it's just like

1223
01:25:42.359 --> 01:25:45.840
there are certain things like I understand
you want to amplify specific voices, but

1224
01:25:45.119 --> 01:25:51.039
like I said, they were amplifying
zelots and so and BuzzFeed was amplifying zelots

1225
01:25:51.199 --> 01:25:56.560
and all these people was amplifying they
wanted to feel because they wanted to feel

1226
01:25:56.600 --> 01:26:00.760
like revolutionarys when they it was bacause
they and they don't want to take in

1227
01:26:00.920 --> 01:26:04.000
what in retrospect retro with a lot
of people do these retrospectives on like say

1228
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:09.239
the anti SGW versus SGW community or
whatever all that shit. And none of

1229
01:26:09.319 --> 01:26:12.520
these people on like say progressives that
make content because I consume a lot of

1230
01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:15.840
it, they never not one of
them. I have not seen one person

1231
01:26:15.960 --> 01:26:19.840
maybe uh, Destiny because he needs
an anomalies. I can't stand his politics

1232
01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:23.399
in some ways. In some ways
he makes a lot of sense that he

1233
01:26:23.560 --> 01:26:26.840
is probably one of the only few
people that reflected on a lot of those

1234
01:26:26.880 --> 01:26:30.560
people on the progressive side, the
zealots that were propping up a lot of

1235
01:26:30.600 --> 01:26:35.039
those loud, crazy voices stoked the
flames of the paranoia that has existed on

1236
01:26:35.159 --> 01:26:40.279
the right, the white right,
for forever, but way before any of

1237
01:26:40.399 --> 01:26:42.479
us were born. I mean,
Nika, have you heard of the fucking

1238
01:26:42.520 --> 01:26:45.680
Turner diaries. You're to Timothy McVeigh, if you heard of any of the

1239
01:26:45.760 --> 01:26:48.239
Waco any of that shit. These
people believe this for the very time that

1240
01:26:48.359 --> 01:26:51.279
oh we're getting replaced, this that
the FBI is against this, blah blah

1241
01:26:51.319 --> 01:26:54.560
blah, blah blah. And then
all of a sudden you hear some people

1242
01:26:54.680 --> 01:26:58.039
saying this shit. All of a
sudden, fucking Richard Spencer comes out of

1243
01:26:58.119 --> 01:27:00.840
nowhere. Because it's like, see, I told you that Nigga's been around

1244
01:27:00.880 --> 01:27:03.920
for a long time, but nobody
listened to him. But then finally at

1245
01:27:03.960 --> 01:27:06.159
the perfect opportunity to see, like, this is what I've been saying,

1246
01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:10.359
and I'm like, y'all don't want
to take responsibility for this shit at all,

1247
01:27:10.960 --> 01:27:15.319
that you fucking gave birth to these
fuck These chuds were underground and then

1248
01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:19.680
you allowed them to come into the
fucking spotlight, and the it's it's like

1249
01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:24.199
dropping anchovies. It's like dropping anchovies
on the beach and watching the worms come

1250
01:27:24.279 --> 01:27:28.399
up. It's just like it's so
it was people that made content like us

1251
01:27:28.479 --> 01:27:30.359
Swede did it. I'm like,
nigga, what the fuck did I do?

1252
01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:33.840
Aunties don't exist before the thing existed, if you feel me, right,

1253
01:27:34.479 --> 01:27:38.199
I look at dude, I look
at most of my videos, and

1254
01:27:38.239 --> 01:27:41.319
I have no problem with every pretty
much everything that I made fun of back

1255
01:27:41.319 --> 01:27:43.600
in the day. It's like it's
still ridiculous today to me. I know,

1256
01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:46.680
even to the point where like there
are some progressive content creators who have

1257
01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:49.920
come around on some of that's and
not like outwardly, but like they think

1258
01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:54.680
it now too. Like I remember
specifically the Hillary Clinton stuff, like when

1259
01:27:54.720 --> 01:27:57.479
I when I would criticize Hillary Clinton, it was immediately like, oh,

1260
01:27:57.560 --> 01:28:01.000
it's sexism. But now it's like
super understandable on the left to just like

1261
01:28:01.319 --> 01:28:04.239
yeah, Hillary Clinton sucked, like
she wasn't a good candidate. It's like

1262
01:28:04.359 --> 01:28:09.039
okay, thanks, yeah, thank
you, thank you. Okay, so

1263
01:28:09.239 --> 01:28:13.439
I'm a bad person because I was
right before you. That's really fucking stupid,

1264
01:28:13.680 --> 01:28:16.600
but okay, but it's whatever.
It doesn't matter. A lot of

1265
01:28:17.079 --> 01:28:21.039
stupid ship, a lot of a
lot of people making minor mistakes to not

1266
01:28:21.199 --> 01:28:26.880
be like, hey, people just
not saying hey, I'm not racist at

1267
01:28:26.920 --> 01:28:30.319
the end of every video, and
then people being like, well he didn't

1268
01:28:30.399 --> 01:28:33.720
say that. Well, other people
did ruin that too, Like some people

1269
01:28:33.800 --> 01:28:38.000
were like it was some people because
some people did masquerade that way too,

1270
01:28:38.000 --> 01:28:40.239
and they were like, I'm a
classical liberal and then they ended up being

1271
01:28:40.319 --> 01:28:43.439
just like, you're just a great
so like I don't necessarily blame that.

1272
01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:45.479
But at the same time, it's
just like a lot of them focused on

1273
01:28:45.840 --> 01:28:48.920
the real bad actors. There were
some there were I mean not some,

1274
01:28:49.159 --> 01:28:53.840
there were a lot. There were
a lot of actual dude. There was

1275
01:28:54.000 --> 01:28:58.359
a I mean, I forget her
name, it doesn't matter, but she

1276
01:28:58.680 --> 01:29:01.319
was like, oh, I'm cool, Oh I'm fine, And then literally

1277
01:29:01.399 --> 01:29:03.239
once she got it on and she's
like, oh, by the way,

1278
01:29:03.399 --> 01:29:08.319
black people are inferior. It made
it like a video and it was like

1279
01:29:09.479 --> 01:29:15.800
the people that were bad actors for
sure, So like it's not like they

1280
01:29:15.880 --> 01:29:19.560
were just making like the aggressive side. They were absolutely right about a lot

1281
01:29:19.640 --> 01:29:24.840
of people that entered the type of
content that we were making, but they

1282
01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:29.720
act like it was the vast majority
or it was solely it was like bro,

1283
01:29:29.880 --> 01:29:32.119
come on, or that BuzzFeed and
MTV had like nothing to do with

1284
01:29:32.199 --> 01:29:38.319
it by pumping out, like really
missin from diluted versions of academic materials that

1285
01:29:38.399 --> 01:29:42.359
had no business being divulged or explained
by people who worked at fucking MTV or

1286
01:29:42.399 --> 01:29:47.680
Busfeed who don't have the fucking academic
qualifications to explain things like the concept of

1287
01:29:47.720 --> 01:29:51.239
systemic racism to a bunch of people
clicking on BuzzFeed to see which fucking Harry

1288
01:29:51.279 --> 01:29:58.279
Potter character they are. The degree
of overstepping that those companies did is insane.

1289
01:29:58.479 --> 01:30:01.319
It's like, you know you're fucking
place. It's it's MTV. It's

1290
01:30:01.359 --> 01:30:04.800
such, It's that whole mailstrom is
crazy. I'm trying to understand how you

1291
01:30:04.840 --> 01:30:09.319
guys were insisted in that. It's
like what, like, imagine imagine me

1292
01:30:09.439 --> 01:30:15.199
making a video about like disagreeing with
Veracans anti Semitic values, and then people

1293
01:30:15.359 --> 01:30:19.640
assuming I hate black people afterwards,
I'm like, h, I am literally

1294
01:30:20.640 --> 01:30:28.239
literally what do you mean? That's
literally what it was. I remember I

1295
01:30:28.319 --> 01:30:31.439
remember making a video all of black
I remember or I don't hate all the

1296
01:30:31.560 --> 01:30:35.680
Jewish features. I remember. I
remember making a video a long time ago

1297
01:30:35.720 --> 01:30:39.800
about like there was this there was
this Black Lives Matter protest where they like

1298
01:30:40.119 --> 01:30:45.640
laid down on a tarmac uh to
prevent uh some planes from because I think

1299
01:30:45.880 --> 01:30:48.760
it was the idea was that global
warming was? Yeah? Oh was it

1300
01:30:48.880 --> 01:30:53.239
was? And I remember being like, this is not this is not how

1301
01:30:53.439 --> 01:30:55.960
I remember just making a video being
like this is this is like a really

1302
01:30:56.039 --> 01:30:59.880
dumb this is not how you convey
really any of these messages. This is

1303
01:31:00.039 --> 01:31:03.319
really dumb idea. This is doesn't
really do anything. Assumption was immediate.

1304
01:31:03.359 --> 01:31:05.680
It's like, oh, Chris hates
black people, he's racist, and I'm

1305
01:31:05.680 --> 01:31:09.319
like, dude, but then what, like I love it. I love

1306
01:31:09.359 --> 01:31:17.119
it though, because it is so
it's so alien to my real existence.

1307
01:31:17.279 --> 01:31:23.000
It's it's comical, Like it was
really difficult to take any of it seriously

1308
01:31:23.039 --> 01:31:26.079
because it's like, dude, you
I know for a fact, I'm sorry,

1309
01:31:26.439 --> 01:31:30.720
I've interacted with bore black people in
my in the last five weeks.

1310
01:31:30.920 --> 01:31:38.119
Probably then the people in my comment
section being angry at me have in the

1311
01:31:38.199 --> 01:31:49.600
last like most I know, Yeah, they think I'm racist and you're it

1312
01:31:49.760 --> 01:31:54.239
was like, are you bro?
Dude? It was so funny because it's

1313
01:31:54.279 --> 01:31:57.319
like I just remember like the people
who would call me out and it would

1314
01:31:57.359 --> 01:32:00.399
all it was all these panels.
It was like panels and panels and panels

1315
01:32:00.479 --> 01:32:05.039
of just white, nothing but white
people. Only Cat Black was the Cat

1316
01:32:05.079 --> 01:32:09.439
Black was the only person who was
like not just a white person. It

1317
01:32:09.520 --> 01:32:14.640
was always it was like what was
it Kevin Logan and uh Logan, Uh,

1318
01:32:15.920 --> 01:32:19.680
just all these all these people,
these pasty white like borderline redneck people

1319
01:32:20.159 --> 01:32:24.119
and you're just like, you really
want to play this game? Yeah,

1320
01:32:24.880 --> 01:32:28.640
that was probably the most Like a
lot of Midwesterners and a lot of people

1321
01:32:28.720 --> 01:32:32.119
from uh, from fucking Washington that
just didn't they just didn't have any experiences

1322
01:32:32.279 --> 01:32:35.840
like that. They weren't in the
in the true melting pots. And so

1323
01:32:36.000 --> 01:32:39.239
they had some stud look at him. You look at him, and you

1324
01:32:39.439 --> 01:32:43.800
know, you know that they get
start like if Kingston were to turn the

1325
01:32:43.880 --> 01:32:45.159
corner, if king if they were
walking on the same street as Kingston and

1326
01:32:45.239 --> 01:32:49.399
Kingston were to turn the corner at
two pm, they would be starting a

1327
01:32:49.439 --> 01:32:55.600
little bit like oh shit, Like
they'd be like, I remember there was

1328
01:32:55.600 --> 01:32:57.880
one time speaking of that, this
is funny story. Ever, I was

1329
01:32:57.960 --> 01:33:00.720
coming home, I was coming home
from Duggan. Don't it's really late One

1330
01:33:00.800 --> 01:33:04.079
night when I was like maybe like
nineteen walking home and some lady came out

1331
01:33:04.159 --> 01:33:11.279
and screamed because she saw me walking
past her. And I yelled back because

1332
01:33:11.359 --> 01:33:15.359
I got scared? Did you roar? Made me scream? And I was

1333
01:33:15.439 --> 01:33:19.039
like, I'm sorry. She was
like, I am so sorry I did

1334
01:33:19.159 --> 01:33:21.880
a racist. She was just like, oh, I got scared as a

1335
01:33:21.920 --> 01:33:27.279
black person. But then she scared
me and then her humanity kick did it.

1336
01:33:27.319 --> 01:33:30.479
She was like, oh no,
that's did you response? Did you?

1337
01:33:31.279 --> 01:33:39.640
And this is a boy get scare
you. She didn't call the cops

1338
01:33:39.720 --> 01:33:45.199
though, Yeah, I'm sorry,
and then she calls the cops. Listen,

1339
01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:46.479
that's enough. That's enough politics,
right, we gotta get into So

1340
01:33:46.800 --> 01:33:49.680
this is gonna be a long episode. Sorry, like we we we got

1341
01:33:49.800 --> 01:33:54.840
to get to these questions. Yeah, h so because we're a little bit

1342
01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:56.960
behind, I want to get to
this one. This is this one made

1343
01:33:57.000 --> 01:34:00.560
me fucking laugh before we even started
recording. You know crabs, you know,

1344
01:34:00.760 --> 01:34:04.239
crab likes f gots is how it's
written, by the way. You

1345
01:34:04.439 --> 01:34:08.680
know, the sponge likes buns,
you know the star keeps sucking, know

1346
01:34:08.800 --> 01:34:12.800
the squid likes come, Oh my
god, there's gay versions of these AI

1347
01:34:12.920 --> 01:34:16.359
SpongeBob songs now, so that's pretty
good us, he writes, or they

1348
01:34:16.439 --> 01:34:23.640
write hello, Ostensibly what happens is
and Derek doesn't have a stupid fucking catchphrase,

1349
01:34:23.680 --> 01:34:30.520
I do say, ostensibly a lot
of us I got. He says,

1350
01:34:30.640 --> 01:34:33.920
I need advice, as Derek has
gotten me into a difficult situation that

1351
01:34:34.039 --> 01:34:38.279
is entirely my flock. Contradictory sentence
there, but I love I love the

1352
01:34:38.319 --> 01:34:42.279
premise right here. Immediately, he
says. My girlfriend isn't very online and

1353
01:34:42.399 --> 01:34:45.680
is known to be fairly gullible.
So when the sound of Seamen happened to

1354
01:34:45.720 --> 01:34:48.039
play on my Spotify playlist and she
asked me what the hell I was listening

1355
01:34:48.079 --> 01:34:53.079
to, I decided to mess with
her. I miraculously convinced her that it

1356
01:34:53.199 --> 01:34:57.279
was in fact the original version of
the song made by by the forgotten black

1357
01:34:57.439 --> 01:35:02.600
LGBTQ icon icon Derek Black, and
all the c ks are replaced with q's

1358
01:35:04.760 --> 01:35:10.399
as a sex positive gay anthem that
was overshadowed by a cleaned up straight cover

1359
01:35:10.600 --> 01:35:16.319
released shortly after Derek's tragic death during
the a epidemic wild This is a lie

1360
01:35:16.359 --> 01:35:19.079
that I would have. This is
like, this is something that I would

1361
01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:25.520
say, even even went as far
as downloading the song, renaming the MP

1362
01:35:25.680 --> 01:35:29.039
three, and sending it to her
under the guise of it being too obscure

1363
01:35:29.119 --> 01:35:34.159
for streaming. I thought nothing of
it until a week later she informed me

1364
01:35:34.199 --> 01:35:38.159
that she told her gender studies class
she's been using the song for a project

1365
01:35:38.239 --> 01:35:42.239
and asked if I could give her
more information. What the fuck do I

1366
01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:50.960
name? How amazing? How amazing
girlfriends? So that's pretty stupid. I'm

1367
01:35:51.039 --> 01:35:54.760
sorry that poor girl. Is that? No, dude, it's all in

1368
01:35:54.880 --> 01:35:57.439
confidence, man, It's all in
the delivery. You can convince people of

1369
01:35:57.560 --> 01:36:03.439
any everything said, like about like
being a parasocial Yeah, dude, I

1370
01:36:04.119 --> 01:36:08.920
like that is not parasol. So
that's more than paris. I have been

1371
01:36:09.680 --> 01:36:14.039
waiting years for something like this to
happen as a result of one of our

1372
01:36:14.119 --> 01:36:20.680
shows. That is, so you
would do live. You have to you

1373
01:36:20.840 --> 01:36:24.319
have to come clean. Bro,
if it hasn't happened, you have to

1374
01:36:24.359 --> 01:36:29.399
come clean, because there's no way, uh it would. You would probably

1375
01:36:29.640 --> 01:36:32.920
lose her if she went through with
it and presented that to her class or

1376
01:36:33.000 --> 01:36:36.800
whatever, and they were like,
that is clearly a gay parody of Simon

1377
01:36:36.880 --> 01:36:43.000
and Garfunkel's you know, uh,
the sound of Silence that that was performed

1378
01:36:43.039 --> 01:36:45.279
by Disturbed, that was covered by
Disturbed. Obviously that's what that is.

1379
01:36:46.119 --> 01:36:50.399
And she would be so fucking embarrassed
that she would never forget that that that

1380
01:36:50.479 --> 01:36:55.399
would absolutely happen that way. If
yeah, you really got to come clean,

1381
01:36:55.479 --> 01:36:57.960
man, you gotta be like,
listen, I'm sorry. I was

1382
01:36:58.079 --> 01:37:00.560
just fucking with you. I thought
it was like a funny joke, but

1383
01:37:00.680 --> 01:37:03.600
then I just didn't know when to
end it. This is not real.

1384
01:37:04.279 --> 01:37:08.399
This is your only way out of
this is just straight honestly. Yeah,

1385
01:37:08.439 --> 01:37:12.000
you have to don't try and like, don't try and like Larry David,

1386
01:37:12.960 --> 01:37:16.880
construct some weird plot to like get
off Scott Free. It never fucking works.

1387
01:37:17.439 --> 01:37:19.399
Just just be like, hey,
this is what I did. I

1388
01:37:19.439 --> 01:37:23.920
thought it was funny. It was
kind of it was very funny, awesome,

1389
01:37:24.439 --> 01:37:28.079
but this is not real. I'm
sorry, because she's gonna feel stupid,

1390
01:37:28.399 --> 01:37:30.600
like regardless. Here's the thing.
It's like, you've you've locked her

1391
01:37:30.600 --> 01:37:33.399
into into a into a position now
where she there's no outcome of this where

1392
01:37:33.399 --> 01:37:36.520
she doesn't feel stupid, and that's
probably going to be a mark on you.

1393
01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:41.640
Is also this isn't I will say, this isn't Derek's fault. Oh,

1394
01:37:41.680 --> 01:37:45.920
it's absolutely not my fault. That
is, you didn't. I didn't

1395
01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:49.119
make it suggested to do that.
Look, I don't have a problem with

1396
01:37:49.159 --> 01:37:50.840
the lie. I think the lie
is funny, but like you should,

1397
01:37:50.960 --> 01:37:56.840
you shouldn't let that lie go on
for longer than a couple minutes. Same

1398
01:37:56.880 --> 01:38:00.359
day would have been like for day
or is something right? Like I understand

1399
01:38:00.560 --> 01:38:03.159
a little like for a little while, like I'll be real okay, but

1400
01:38:03.239 --> 01:38:05.880
you guys are gonna judge me for
a little while. I was trying to

1401
01:38:05.920 --> 01:38:10.159
make Lily go crazy, right,
and I kept trying to make her think

1402
01:38:10.279 --> 01:38:14.199
that the tambourine sound when you turn
to switch on was not real. I

1403
01:38:14.279 --> 01:38:16.560
was trying to make her think that
she was going crazy, and I thought

1404
01:38:16.600 --> 01:38:19.560
it was funny because I was.
I wanted because of course, me being

1405
01:38:19.600 --> 01:38:23.399
a shitty person is like, I
want to make someone that doesn't deserve to

1406
01:38:23.479 --> 01:38:27.920
go insane go insane. Nice But
what I but like, I would not

1407
01:38:28.319 --> 01:38:34.239
let her, I would not let
her leave my presence, still believing that

1408
01:38:35.399 --> 01:38:40.680
that's not funny anymore. That is
just arming someone with the wrong information.

1409
01:38:41.039 --> 01:38:44.680
And now the fact that she brought
that up to her gender studies class.

1410
01:38:45.279 --> 01:38:49.760
She is at minimal gonna look stupid
to a lot of people. At minimal.

1411
01:38:49.880 --> 01:38:54.920
Now she's at the least she's gonna
look dumb in front of our full

1412
01:38:55.079 --> 01:38:59.359
Look, it's good, Like I
argue, dude, this kind of like

1413
01:39:00.039 --> 01:39:03.479
ridiculous joking. It's fun, it's
good. It's humbling, you know,

1414
01:39:03.800 --> 01:39:08.399
I love it, Like I remember, like some of the some of the

1415
01:39:08.479 --> 01:39:13.840
most positive moments that I can remember
in certain relationships were just like jokes that

1416
01:39:13.960 --> 01:39:15.159
I completely fell for and I was
just like, oh my god, I

1417
01:39:15.199 --> 01:39:19.239
can't believe I fucking believed that,
because you feel silly. But it's also

1418
01:39:19.319 --> 01:39:23.880
like I don't know, it's like
a humbling kind of human thing. It's

1419
01:39:23.920 --> 01:39:27.119
just like, Okay, I'm just
a person. I can't believe I believe

1420
01:39:27.199 --> 01:39:30.119
that, But okay, I'm susceptible. And it's fine, it's cute,

1421
01:39:30.159 --> 01:39:33.640
it's funny depending on what it is, obviously, but like you can't you

1422
01:39:33.840 --> 01:39:38.239
can't, like like Sweeney said,
you cannot let somebody leave your presence.

1423
01:39:38.760 --> 01:39:42.079
Yeah, that can't last for more
than a day, man, it can't.

1424
01:39:42.079 --> 01:39:45.359
I think it's good experience though for
her. But because to be honest,

1425
01:39:45.520 --> 01:39:50.000
that is, to be that gullible
is a problem in my opinion,

1426
01:39:50.199 --> 01:39:55.840
especially if we're talking about adults here. I'm assuming you proa in college or

1427
01:39:55.880 --> 01:40:00.600
something like that. That's not good
to be that glible. It's not it's

1428
01:40:00.680 --> 01:40:04.000
just not to to to even think
that a song like that, a serious

1429
01:40:04.039 --> 01:40:10.359
song like that exists without it being
like some sort of joke or something,

1430
01:40:10.399 --> 01:40:14.159
even like say the Out There Brothers
or whatever, though that I want to

1431
01:40:14.199 --> 01:40:16.119
Fuck you in the ass or whatever
without their boys or whatever, there's that

1432
01:40:16.600 --> 01:40:19.920
that song is still tongue in cheek
even though it's a real song, you

1433
01:40:20.000 --> 01:40:24.520
know what I mean, like to
think it's like an actual like serious like

1434
01:40:24.800 --> 01:40:28.039
tone, like you know what I
mean, like you gotta you gotta hear?

1435
01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:31.840
Is she gullible? Is she gullible? Or is she just so?

1436
01:40:32.319 --> 01:40:36.439
Or does she have so much faith
in this guy, like she trusts him

1437
01:40:36.479 --> 01:40:41.520
so implicitly he would never lie to
me. But I think that's the same

1438
01:40:41.560 --> 01:40:44.079
side of the coin, where of
like if you have that much trust in

1439
01:40:45.479 --> 01:40:49.920
implies that you would believe no,
not necessarily, because like I think any

1440
01:40:50.000 --> 01:40:54.800
every I think most people are more
gullible, like towards the people that they

1441
01:40:54.840 --> 01:40:58.000
love, well, they have inherent
but then there is levels to it though

1442
01:40:58.039 --> 01:41:02.640
still just like you would never even
if hardly trust someone, like if you

1443
01:41:02.760 --> 01:41:09.279
love something, hey, did you
know that the color that we've been seeing

1444
01:41:09.319 --> 01:41:12.600
this guy is actually not real?
Like you know you say it's actually it's

1445
01:41:12.720 --> 01:41:15.920
actually like if you said something so
stupid in outlandish, you're not gonna believe

1446
01:41:15.960 --> 01:41:18.760
them, even how much you fucking
love them and trust them. You're gonna

1447
01:41:18.760 --> 01:41:21.279
be like, well, you're obviously
fucking with me. That's not a real

1448
01:41:21.399 --> 01:41:25.159
thing, you know what I'm saying. So then there's just a you're just

1449
01:41:25.239 --> 01:41:30.560
completely gullible and you have no skepticism
whatsoever, versus like say, I don't

1450
01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:33.960
care how much you trust somebody and
so in that and also I feel like

1451
01:41:34.039 --> 01:41:38.279
she needs more experience, because how
the fuck do you not know that song?

1452
01:41:38.680 --> 01:41:41.760
Like, I mean, there are
some songs I think culturally that like

1453
01:41:41.840 --> 01:41:44.119
I don't care if you like that
song or not, if you don't listen

1454
01:41:44.199 --> 01:41:46.520
to it or whatever, but just
not knowing about it is I feel like

1455
01:41:46.760 --> 01:41:49.479
is kind of an issue, especially
if you live in the Western world.

1456
01:41:50.000 --> 01:41:53.479
Like if you live in the Western
world, that is a fucking song that

1457
01:41:53.560 --> 01:41:58.000
it's like, you've heard this song
before. If you haven't, what the

1458
01:41:58.159 --> 01:42:00.920
what the fuck's going on? Like
we need to broaden your horizons. Like,

1459
01:42:01.000 --> 01:42:03.000
say, Chris, there's a lot
of movies you haven't seen, but

1460
01:42:03.119 --> 01:42:06.199
you've heard of them, you know
what I mean, you're aware of them.

1461
01:42:06.359 --> 01:42:09.880
Like there's things like that where I'm
like when if you were to be

1462
01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:11.479
like, I've never heard of scarface? So I'd be like, what the

1463
01:42:11.680 --> 01:42:14.479
what I mean? What you mean
you've ever heard? You never heard of

1464
01:42:14.560 --> 01:42:19.359
scarface? What is that? What
do you mean? Like me? Like

1465
01:42:19.439 --> 01:42:24.319
me, I'm not I'm not right. I'm not a mutable to lives right

1466
01:42:24.399 --> 01:42:28.760
like I can get tricked. I
was before living with you. I was

1467
01:42:29.199 --> 01:42:33.479
way easier to trick right now because
people people don't for me, people don't

1468
01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:38.039
lie for no reason. That's something
I just don't understand. People like I'm

1469
01:42:38.079 --> 01:42:40.960
just gonna lie to somebody. It's
like, why why are you doing that?

1470
01:42:41.600 --> 01:42:43.840
Why are you doing that? Somebody? You don't you don't have to.

1471
01:42:44.720 --> 01:42:49.640
But now I don't believe anything anyone
says if I can't discern it at

1472
01:42:49.720 --> 01:42:53.840
least, it's like, oh,
if I can't be like, oh,

1473
01:42:53.920 --> 01:42:57.319
that makes sense that that could possibly
happen. I don't believe that, like

1474
01:42:59.560 --> 01:43:04.560
thing whull ship, the full metalchineing. I was like, this is so

1475
01:43:04.720 --> 01:43:09.199
stupid. This is fucking dumb,
and you were like trying. You were

1476
01:43:09.279 --> 01:43:12.439
trying on me and Derek for a
while, and I was like, why

1477
01:43:12.600 --> 01:43:15.600
is he why? It was enough
people on the podcast believed it, and

1478
01:43:15.680 --> 01:43:19.079
I'm like, oh, yeah,
people are dumb. Still, well,

1479
01:43:19.279 --> 01:43:24.359
people believed it, and then people
went and reinforced it because like they wrote

1480
01:43:24.399 --> 01:43:27.439
up a Wikipedia entry for it so
people would go look it up and then

1481
01:43:27.439 --> 01:43:30.960
there would be results. So that
and most people don't even bother to check

1482
01:43:30.960 --> 01:43:32.600
the results. Really, they just
checked to see like if there are results.

1483
01:43:33.920 --> 01:43:39.479
So that was like enough for a
lot of I'm really glad that that

1484
01:43:39.920 --> 01:43:43.439
isn't That was an insane lie that
I can't believe it because it's not even

1485
01:43:43.520 --> 01:43:46.159
that out of it's not out of
the realm of possibility of say, these

1486
01:43:46.279 --> 01:43:50.800
adult animators writing, you know,
or these people, hey, let's do

1487
01:43:51.000 --> 01:43:55.800
a fucking full metal Uh. I
was gonna say, Alchemist, it's still

1488
01:43:55.800 --> 01:44:00.119
a full metal jacket. It was, and it was just so specific the

1489
01:44:00.199 --> 01:44:04.720
idea of like Sheen going to eo
Jima in like specifically in an interstitial series

1490
01:44:04.800 --> 01:44:11.920
after Jimmy Neutron that happened in the
commercial breaks between other shows and him suffering

1491
01:44:12.000 --> 01:44:15.840
PTSD, and like, it's just
like the idea that it's ridiculous. Obviously,

1492
01:44:16.039 --> 01:44:20.640
I was surprised that it's ridiculous,
but I've seen so much wild shit

1493
01:44:21.319 --> 01:44:26.720
on I mean even just watching The
X Men, you know, uh,

1494
01:44:27.000 --> 01:44:31.560
watching the series, the animated series, like all of the the the entire

1495
01:44:31.640 --> 01:44:36.039
premise of the show and everything that's
involved in it. It's not for kids.

1496
01:44:36.439 --> 01:44:41.000
What what fucking kid do you know
other than maybe a Jewish kid that

1497
01:44:41.039 --> 01:44:44.520
has been you know, you're studying
this shit early, but know anything about

1498
01:44:44.560 --> 01:44:49.239
the fucking Final Solution? Like there's
an episode that's literally called the Final Decision,

1499
01:44:49.880 --> 01:44:53.439
Like how would you know anything about
that? You know? And it's

1500
01:44:53.560 --> 01:44:57.239
like, so I feel like you
can obviously put in a full metal jacket

1501
01:44:57.680 --> 01:45:01.439
reference in a fucking Jimmy new On
episode, if you can literally put Holocaust

1502
01:45:01.720 --> 01:45:04.119
references over a cartoon show, and
then you know what I'm saying. So

1503
01:45:04.199 --> 01:45:09.279
it's like not either really, so
where I'm like, yeah, it seems

1504
01:45:09.399 --> 01:45:15.359
wild, but weird happened this crazy, get it, but it's not as

1505
01:45:15.479 --> 01:45:20.560
crazy as I'm about to get.
Yeah, I am really eager. I'm

1506
01:45:20.640 --> 01:45:26.600
really eager to hear an update on
this story. I want to know how

1507
01:45:26.640 --> 01:45:30.279
this I want to know how this
goes. I want to know. Uh.

1508
01:45:30.159 --> 01:45:32.800
And by the way, because I
know you're you guys change your names

1509
01:45:32.800 --> 01:45:35.920
pretty often, just let me know, like in detail, like, Hey,

1510
01:45:35.960 --> 01:45:39.399
I'm the sample guy who wrote it. I'm the guy who wrote in

1511
01:45:39.560 --> 01:45:45.399
who lied about the fucking the sound
of semen just so we need me,

1512
01:45:45.560 --> 01:45:48.640
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna just
me. I I'm single now, Thanks

1513
01:45:48.720 --> 01:45:53.439
Derek. Here's he blames me and
then he uh and then he we have

1514
01:45:53.560 --> 01:45:56.840
a we have a live show,
and then he shoots me like like Christina

1515
01:45:56.880 --> 01:46:00.319
Grimmis or whatever for me, or
he walks right up to you. Man,

1516
01:46:01.159 --> 01:46:04.600
dude, I always think about that
at live shows. Does the Iron

1517
01:46:04.680 --> 01:46:14.880
Man thing from fucking Marvel too,
and he summons Broton there were some people,

1518
01:46:15.159 --> 01:46:17.479
and I'm like, YOK, for
you, I think that guts for

1519
01:46:17.720 --> 01:46:24.000
you only because you did this or
it used to be better. If he

1520
01:46:24.079 --> 01:46:27.880
just hangs himself and puts that sound
of Seamen thing on repeat, I think

1521
01:46:27.920 --> 01:46:35.159
that would be better, does sound
let us? Yeah, although I do

1522
01:46:35.319 --> 01:46:44.359
think ostensibly you might have made a
mistake. We'll see how it goes on.

1523
01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:46.159
A lot of this depends on how
long you've been together, and like

1524
01:46:46.479 --> 01:46:50.520
a lot of a lot of really
really face the parrot there? Did you

1525
01:46:51.760 --> 01:46:55.840
you really? Guys? Really like
I think this is a fun activity,

1526
01:46:55.880 --> 01:46:58.880
but like you really got to minimize
you cannot let this escape the day.

1527
01:46:59.439 --> 01:47:06.119
Real genuine amazing, It's amazing.
Michael B. Jordan in his new movie

1528
01:47:08.199 --> 01:47:15.479
Pete Pete was funny. That's so
seeing it written out that way though,

1529
01:47:15.560 --> 01:47:18.399
was really fucking funny. What would
you What would your reactions be if Keith

1530
01:47:18.439 --> 01:47:21.359
David, in a public statement,
denounced the Stark Tank podcast and called each

1531
01:47:21.399 --> 01:47:28.119
of you the hard art. I
would that would I don't know how I

1532
01:47:28.119 --> 01:47:30.600
would feel about that. I think
I would cry for real. That would

1533
01:47:30.640 --> 01:47:34.279
make me sad. Yeah, I
really love him, like I like I

1534
01:47:34.359 --> 01:47:41.000
gotta be real, like like Chris, like like I think Chris and Derek

1535
01:47:41.119 --> 01:47:45.960
really like appreciate him. I like, actually love Keith David, like his

1536
01:47:45.359 --> 01:47:51.000
roles in in History of Sendemon voice
acting are like something I really look up

1537
01:47:51.079 --> 01:47:56.239
to. So I would cry I
would like actually, like really really like

1538
01:47:56.319 --> 01:47:59.279
it's like Lance Reddick like him,
Lance Reddick, like Sterling K. Brown

1539
01:47:59.359 --> 01:48:01.000
like I look up to. Was
like role models as a black man.

1540
01:48:02.119 --> 01:48:08.600
If they were like, I hate
you, you're an aniword Kingston Jamison,

1541
01:48:08.680 --> 01:48:11.119
I'm talking to you, and he
points at the camera. He's like,

1542
01:48:11.199 --> 01:48:14.159
I hope you have black ass gets
shot. I hope you get mowed down

1543
01:48:14.199 --> 01:48:16.479
on the fucking street. I'd be
like, what if he then what if?

1544
01:48:16.560 --> 01:48:18.479
What if? As he's saying that, what if As he's saying that,

1545
01:48:18.520 --> 01:48:23.479
he jumps up and then comes on
the camera real quickly. I'm like,

1546
01:48:23.560 --> 01:48:29.800
oh my god, just like me. It's a reference. See yeh

1547
01:48:29.800 --> 01:48:30.720
know. That would be terrible.
That would that would really we would have

1548
01:48:30.800 --> 01:48:32.720
to start. Well, the thing
is like we would not give up though,

1549
01:48:32.800 --> 01:48:35.800
Like we would start a new show. It would be the same.

1550
01:48:35.880 --> 01:48:38.720
It would be the same thing.
It's like, Okay, well he hasn't

1551
01:48:38.720 --> 01:48:42.960
denounced this one, you know,
Yeah, so we'll just continue until we

1552
01:48:42.960 --> 01:48:45.199
get him on the show. I'mnest
I have a different You guys think you're

1553
01:48:45.199 --> 01:48:49.560
funny, right, yeah, you
want to come in? I sent for

1554
01:48:49.680 --> 01:48:54.479
him, so that level of acknowledgment
too, would actually make me happy still,

1555
01:48:55.279 --> 01:48:58.279
So I'd be honest because because I
kind of know what you mean.

1556
01:48:58.399 --> 01:49:01.479
Yeah, there's the idea that he
would he addresses because that is a lot

1557
01:49:01.600 --> 01:49:04.840
like there's a if you tweeted him
enough, he'll respond. Right, you

1558
01:49:04.920 --> 01:49:09.560
already got a response from him,
like what is it he asked about the

1559
01:49:09.640 --> 01:49:12.359
podcaster or you asked about the podcast
and he say, doesn't really do it?

1560
01:49:12.560 --> 01:49:15.439
I was like would He was like, my fans don't really enjoy podcasts

1561
01:49:15.560 --> 01:49:18.399
much, so he hasn't done any. And I'm like, I feel like

1562
01:49:18.479 --> 01:49:24.560
that's a huge disconnect that he doesn't
aware of how like prominent podcasts are now.

1563
01:49:24.600 --> 01:49:26.960
He's like, my fans don't really
I'm like, your fans listen to

1564
01:49:27.600 --> 01:49:30.159
dude. I know not everybody does, dude, but I would listen to

1565
01:49:30.520 --> 01:49:35.359
a Key David podcast where he's just
talking to himself. He's like Bill Burr's

1566
01:49:35.359 --> 01:49:39.000
podcast. I'll catch it every once
in a while. He's just he's just

1567
01:49:39.039 --> 01:49:43.520
literally just ranting himself about sports and
dumb bullshit. And I just like Bill

1568
01:49:43.600 --> 01:49:46.760
Burr enough to where even when he's
just his little soliloquies and other dumb shit

1569
01:49:46.800 --> 01:49:50.560
that he does, where I'm like
it's enjoyable and absolutely I would enjoy him

1570
01:49:50.600 --> 01:49:55.520
talking about fucking anything. And uh, it's just a thing that I guess

1571
01:49:55.520 --> 01:49:58.680
he's just not He just doesn't care
to tap into, which is fine.

1572
01:49:59.119 --> 01:50:00.239
Yeah, I mean, I at
it. There's there's only thing he would

1573
01:50:00.239 --> 01:50:03.439
probably make millions from cameo, but
you would have to do it. Really

1574
01:50:04.640 --> 01:50:09.039
wanted to see Bill Bird do a
thing where he goes around making fun of

1575
01:50:09.119 --> 01:50:13.800
other politicians. What do you mean
what do you mean goes around? I

1576
01:50:13.880 --> 01:50:18.680
mean because every time his best moment
is him making all of those ady outic

1577
01:50:18.880 --> 01:50:26.159
jo sphear pola pun comedians look like
idiots? Did you see charlam Mane so

1578
01:50:26.520 --> 01:50:29.159
stupid? Did you see him flame? Charlemane? He was on the Breakfast

1579
01:50:29.199 --> 01:50:30.880
Calus. I saw him on Charlamayne's
thing, but I didn't I didn't watch

1580
01:50:30.880 --> 01:50:36.520
it. He fucking it was so
funny, literally because Charlatne just had to

1581
01:50:36.560 --> 01:50:40.960
make a comment about because they were
asking about his wife, right, they're

1582
01:50:40.960 --> 01:50:44.119
asking about Bill Bird's wife and then
they're like, oh, how'd you meet

1583
01:50:44.159 --> 01:50:45.880
and this kind of stuff, and
he was saying like, oh, she

1584
01:50:45.000 --> 01:50:47.960
lights up the room. There's only
two people that have done something like that,

1585
01:50:48.640 --> 01:50:51.920
and one of them was a guy. And then so then Bill Burr's

1586
01:50:51.920 --> 01:50:55.279
trying to move on, and then
Charlie say wait, wait, wait wait,

1587
01:50:55.359 --> 01:50:58.079
we can't just move on from there, so like, did you do

1588
01:50:58.159 --> 01:51:00.960
anything with this guy or you know, trying to like was there some gay

1589
01:51:00.039 --> 01:51:02.640
shit, because obviously he felt that
way about his wife. And then he

1590
01:51:02.760 --> 01:51:05.359
was like, well he's first of
all, he's like, well the black

1591
01:51:05.399 --> 01:51:09.399
community, like every when are you
guys gonna let go of this homophobia thing?

1592
01:51:09.800 --> 01:51:13.079
And then he starts dressing down,
like he looks at Charlott Magne with

1593
01:51:13.159 --> 01:51:15.800
his waxed eyebrows and his sandals.
He just he's just called like he looks

1594
01:51:15.920 --> 01:51:19.520
so gay, Like the audacity of
you to even say anything like this when

1595
01:51:19.560 --> 01:51:24.039
you're over there looking so gay,
and he just flames him. It's so

1596
01:51:24.199 --> 01:51:28.039
funny. That's amazing. I did
not see that. So good. Oh

1597
01:51:28.119 --> 01:51:30.720
that sounds like a dream. It
was good. I saw this morning actually

1598
01:51:30.720 --> 01:51:32.199
when I woke up and I was
like that. I was like, fucking

1599
01:51:32.239 --> 01:51:36.319
Bill Burry. So he's so out
of all the people that you know that

1600
01:51:36.520 --> 01:51:40.399
even associated with, like Joe Rogan
anything like that, Like I saw this

1601
01:51:40.439 --> 01:51:44.760
show Joe Rogan and Friends, and
everyone was unfunny except for Bill Burr,

1602
01:51:45.000 --> 01:51:48.920
like it was not a good show. And then Bill Burrow'm like this guy,

1603
01:51:49.039 --> 01:51:53.479
like he is a real comic man. And then there's just these other

1604
01:51:53.640 --> 01:51:57.640
people that are just yeah, like
I don't know, man, I'm sorry.

1605
01:51:57.760 --> 01:52:00.800
Like even even before Joe went insane, I just I was like,

1606
01:52:01.000 --> 01:52:05.960
I've watched his specials and I was
like, I he's had one good joke

1607
01:52:06.000 --> 01:52:08.920
and I think it was about the
Pyramids. And this was like in two

1608
01:52:08.960 --> 01:52:12.640
thousand and five or something, when
he had his first special on Netflix.

1609
01:52:13.439 --> 01:52:17.560
Before my mom was still getting disc
from Netflix, and I was like,

1610
01:52:17.720 --> 01:52:24.560
Mom, you chimp, there's fun
you can stream ship. We don't need

1611
01:52:24.600 --> 01:52:30.520
to do this anymore. My mom
is Netflix dud. If I called my

1612
01:52:30.640 --> 01:52:35.760
mom a chimp, she would slaughter
me because because she she's very sensitive off.

1613
01:52:38.560 --> 01:52:42.640
She's so sensitive to like anything that
is even remotely associated with like racist

1614
01:52:42.680 --> 01:52:45.760
overtones or anything to worry. I
remember one time, as she was she

1615
01:52:45.800 --> 01:52:48.640
would give me like barely any allowance, but I would do so much work

1616
01:52:48.680 --> 01:52:54.399
around the house and I remember I
said, like I didn't even finish what

1617
01:52:54.479 --> 01:52:57.640
I said. I didn't even finish
saying anything, and I was like,

1618
01:52:57.680 --> 01:52:59.760
dude, your work. I was
like, you're overworking me so much,

1619
01:53:00.319 --> 01:53:02.399
and she's like, what like a
like a slave? And then she was

1620
01:53:02.479 --> 01:53:04.880
like you you like, how dare
you? And I was like, I

1621
01:53:04.920 --> 01:53:09.079
didn't even say it. I didn't
even I was just saying that I'm fucking

1622
01:53:09.520 --> 01:53:13.399
getting unfair, like you're you're asking
for too much work. To give me

1623
01:53:13.479 --> 01:53:16.560
ten dollars a fucking week. She
could, she could never she was about

1624
01:53:16.560 --> 01:53:20.159
the week she was about to really
beat your ass, about to beat you.

1625
01:53:20.319 --> 01:53:25.560
Fired up for a reason she should
beat your ass. Actually, but

1626
01:53:25.640 --> 01:53:29.880
what happened is that were fucked and
everything's a joke to us. So even

1627
01:53:30.239 --> 01:53:33.000
the slave, like I didn't even
The funny thing is I didn't even say

1628
01:53:33.079 --> 01:53:35.960
it. I was really just trying
to make the point of I wasn't even

1629
01:53:35.960 --> 01:53:40.079
gonna go there. She went there. But like I think, I also

1630
01:53:40.119 --> 01:53:43.640
think what she did was brilliant because
it was a great way to just completely

1631
01:53:44.239 --> 01:53:47.279
mitigate like trying to give me better
pay, like trying to give me you

1632
01:53:47.319 --> 01:53:49.720
know, like hey, maybe you
want to double give me twenty bucks.

1633
01:53:50.359 --> 01:53:54.039
You know, because I was older, I think I don't remember what age

1634
01:53:54.039 --> 01:53:57.039
I was but ten dollars was a
week was not cutting it at that point

1635
01:53:57.039 --> 01:53:59.960
anymore. I was getting ten dollars
a week until I got a fucking job

1636
01:54:00.159 --> 01:54:02.399
when I was sixteen, and so
by the time, yes, so when

1637
01:54:02.399 --> 01:54:08.359
you're fucking fifteen whatever, and then
you're just like that, don't they don't

1638
01:54:08.359 --> 01:54:11.840
do anything. It was just fucking
I'm just spend it on fucking chips,

1639
01:54:12.319 --> 01:54:14.840
chips in the pink lemonades. I
would just have that ship, dude,

1640
01:54:15.399 --> 01:54:17.760
Like, so that's it. Yeah, my mom she's really sensitive to those

1641
01:54:18.000 --> 01:54:21.039
types of things. Yeah, yeah, so she could never she can never

1642
01:54:21.119 --> 01:54:27.720
fight the aliens in Fallout three.
No, she'd flipped the There's a lot

1643
01:54:27.800 --> 01:54:30.600
of things that I probably wouldn't like. I don't know how she would feel

1644
01:54:30.800 --> 01:54:35.479
about. Because Kutaku resurrected the I
couldn't believe it. Of course they would

1645
01:54:35.479 --> 01:54:41.039
be the ones to resurrect the the
oh why there shouldn't be a Resident Evil

1646
01:54:41.079 --> 01:54:45.920
five remake? And then it was
the same time. Really point I read

1647
01:54:45.000 --> 01:54:48.359
the article. Now, to be
fair, most of the article didn't have

1648
01:54:48.479 --> 01:54:51.800
to do with that. It was
just one section of it talking about the

1649
01:54:53.000 --> 01:54:56.199
racist blah blah blah blah blah.
But most of it was that they were

1650
01:54:56.279 --> 01:54:59.920
just saying that there's so many better
things that they could be doing than a

1651
01:55:00.079 --> 01:55:03.159
five remake. But it's still a
bad article because it's a hard disagree with

1652
01:55:03.840 --> 01:55:08.600
Resonuble five being one of the most
celebrated Resident Evils, and everybody can also

1653
01:55:08.640 --> 01:55:12.359
agree that the tone was different from
a regular, regular survival horror game,

1654
01:55:12.399 --> 01:55:18.720
but they still love the game.
They've had fun with its celebrated ones.

1655
01:55:19.479 --> 01:55:25.079
I wouldn't say it's also I would
know. I would say I would say

1656
01:55:25.119 --> 01:55:29.119
it's I would say people have come
around highly on it, But yeah,

1657
01:55:29.359 --> 01:55:30.640
I would when you look at it, I feel like it's the same thing

1658
01:55:30.680 --> 01:55:35.760
when you just you were you brought
up that thing yesterday because that guy said,

1659
01:55:35.880 --> 01:55:40.800
what is a game that most people
dislike or hate that you love?

1660
01:55:41.000 --> 01:55:45.840
And then Chris you said about because
of the vibe, Apparently BioShock Infinite was

1661
01:55:45.920 --> 01:55:50.680
the thing, And it just seems
confusing because I feel like BioShock Infinite and

1662
01:55:50.840 --> 01:55:56.319
Resuble five is very similar in a
sense that there was a lot of hate

1663
01:55:56.439 --> 01:56:00.279
for it. But then also when
I look at reviews, when look at

1664
01:56:00.319 --> 01:56:02.159
the way that people talk about it, when they when they when they played

1665
01:56:02.199 --> 01:56:06.119
it, their memory and everybody had
fun with it. I'm like, we're

1666
01:56:06.199 --> 01:56:09.359
the people that were like, fuck
this game, I hate it, this

1667
01:56:09.479 --> 01:56:12.640
is garbage. Put it in the
trash. And I don't find those people,

1668
01:56:13.439 --> 01:56:15.319
and I know they exist, but
I don't. I almost feel like

1669
01:56:15.399 --> 01:56:19.840
it's a you know how people kind
of collectively jump on a bandwagon to just

1670
01:56:20.279 --> 01:56:24.680
shit on things. Oh yeah,
for sure. I think that's that that

1671
01:56:24.840 --> 01:56:30.399
happens. That's happening largely because I
mean people there was a video many many

1672
01:56:30.520 --> 01:56:34.680
years ago there was kind of critique
biostrack Infident, and it's like it's it's

1673
01:56:34.720 --> 01:56:38.760
like that that Spider Man meme or
it's like, nice opinion, where'd you

1674
01:56:38.760 --> 01:56:42.479
get it? Did? Did a
YouTuber give it to you? And it's

1675
01:56:42.600 --> 01:56:45.159
like, yeah, okay, I
mean you don't have to like biostrack given

1676
01:56:45.159 --> 01:56:47.159
it, but like, I think
the thing for me, it's like I

1677
01:56:47.199 --> 01:56:50.319
look at biostrack even it like Halo
two in the sense that there's a lot

1678
01:56:50.399 --> 01:56:53.960
of shit cut and a lot of
stuff promised, and there was like a

1679
01:56:55.039 --> 01:56:57.560
there was like a trailer that kind
of showcased what it would be and it

1680
01:56:57.680 --> 01:57:00.720
and it wasn't really what that trailer
was, but the fact that what we

1681
01:57:00.920 --> 01:57:04.840
got was as good as it was
despite having so much of it gutted and

1682
01:57:05.119 --> 01:57:09.560
repurpose and retooled. Is what makes
it so incredible. Is it's part of

1683
01:57:09.600 --> 01:57:11.680
what makes it so incredible to me, outside of the fact that it's just

1684
01:57:11.720 --> 01:57:15.680
a good, a solid game.
Uh. People complain about, dude,

1685
01:57:15.680 --> 01:57:18.720
People complain about how they called the
most recent Call Duty campaign was like smoking

1686
01:57:18.760 --> 01:57:21.319
mirrors. Basically it was like barely
put together and it was like barely anything.

1687
01:57:21.399 --> 01:57:26.760
Dude, if we people would kill
for a single player FPS that was

1688
01:57:26.800 --> 01:57:31.119
as content rich and as focused and
as designed and as cared for as Biotron

1689
01:57:31.239 --> 01:57:35.399
Infinite was. It's not an immersive
sim I get it, but like it's

1690
01:57:35.439 --> 01:57:40.840
a fucking really good FPS And anybody
who doesn't understand that it's fucking they're a

1691
01:57:40.880 --> 01:57:43.520
looney. Yeah, but I do
know what you're saying, where like,

1692
01:57:43.720 --> 01:57:47.039
yeah, it's there are Yeah,
maybe it is just like an online thing

1693
01:57:47.199 --> 01:57:50.520
with resonubal five. I remember it
like reviewing kind of mixed, Yeah,

1694
01:57:50.640 --> 01:57:54.640
but I do remember back in the
day people, I do remember people liked

1695
01:57:54.680 --> 01:57:59.399
it, like people that I knew
that you have. I think that the

1696
01:57:59.399 --> 01:58:03.720
same argument for metical Revengeance I remember
people hating that game. I remember hating

1697
01:58:03.800 --> 01:58:06.960
that fucking game, like hating it, thinking every athlete that that game was

1698
01:58:08.119 --> 01:58:11.680
stupid or fucking cringe. And then
like I feel like people made YouTube videos

1699
01:58:11.720 --> 01:58:15.680
about people fell in love with it. After that. There is the retrospectives

1700
01:58:15.760 --> 01:58:17.840
definitely help. That is very true. I don't like that game still,

1701
01:58:17.920 --> 01:58:24.880
I think that game is very similar. I like the Brazilian Samurai. I

1702
01:58:25.000 --> 01:58:27.560
think he's funny because how much of
an an I liked. Yeah, I

1703
01:58:27.600 --> 01:58:29.880
don't know. I liked that game
immediately, but to be fair, I

1704
01:58:30.039 --> 01:58:32.680
like that game before I played,
before I really played any of the medal

1705
01:58:32.760 --> 01:58:39.000
game up until four. I think
that I always feel like the weirdest thing

1706
01:58:39.119 --> 01:58:42.119
for me, though, is why
do people? And I feel like this

1707
01:58:42.279 --> 01:58:45.039
is kind of a testament that there's
some people that specifically just want the same

1708
01:58:45.119 --> 01:58:49.399
thing each time. And I always
say there are like I like, say,

1709
01:58:49.439 --> 01:58:53.960
for example, I popped in some
Dragon Age stuff I have, I

1710
01:58:54.039 --> 01:58:57.680
don't need the same thing each time
because I already have those other amazing games

1711
01:58:57.720 --> 01:59:00.119
and if I want to play that
style. So for example, Resney before

1712
01:59:00.399 --> 01:59:03.199
it was you know, came out
PS two, Everyone's like this is the

1713
01:59:03.279 --> 01:59:09.800
shit. This is revolutionary five,
very different vibe. But also when people

1714
01:59:09.800 --> 01:59:11.880
are saying this is not survival horror, and I was like, well,

1715
01:59:11.880 --> 01:59:15.600
I'll be honest, Resne will forded
me didn't feel like a vival horror technically

1716
01:59:15.079 --> 01:59:19.720
because I'm i was whooping ass.
I'm not. I'm not in this janky

1717
01:59:20.000 --> 01:59:24.800
Like when you play survival horror,
you're at a huge disadvantage. That is

1718
01:59:24.840 --> 01:59:27.840
the whole point. You're at a
disadvantage. You're not when you're when you're

1719
01:59:27.960 --> 01:59:30.920
Chris not, I mean sorry,
when you're Leon. I'm shooting. I'm

1720
01:59:30.960 --> 01:59:33.760
I'm shooting limbs, I'm kicking people. Their heads are exploding, I'm getting

1721
01:59:33.800 --> 01:59:39.239
badass weapons, fucking like, i
don't feel like I'm in I'm not scared.

1722
01:59:39.239 --> 01:59:42.199
I don't feel like I'm in imminent
danger at any point. To me,

1723
01:59:42.319 --> 01:59:45.720
the scariest part was just it wasn't
even scary. It's it's anxiety inducing.

1724
01:59:45.800 --> 01:59:49.720
When oh, Ashley needs to go, you know, do the lever

1725
01:59:49.880 --> 01:59:53.399
things, and those assholes are trying
to abduct her, and I'm like,

1726
01:59:53.640 --> 01:59:57.159
fuck, oh yeah. That probably
was the most anxiety inducing part because I'm

1727
01:59:57.199 --> 02:00:00.039
like, okay, they could jack
her, and then you can actually,

1728
02:00:00.079 --> 02:00:02.880
I just remember I shot her on
accident one time. I was like,

1729
02:00:03.159 --> 02:00:09.560
well a lot of times, dude, I've been speaking of games and the

1730
02:00:09.640 --> 02:00:17.600
rifle and god damn it speaking of
a speaking of games in general. Like

1731
02:00:17.840 --> 02:00:29.960
I I really Dragon's Dogma. I
don't know. It's it's like calling me,

1732
02:00:30.119 --> 02:00:31.119
but like I don't know what to
make of it, because like I

1733
02:00:31.239 --> 02:00:35.600
hear like really mixed things about performance
and ship and it's just like, man,

1734
02:00:35.800 --> 02:00:39.520
it looks like a really good RPG, and I have it. I

1735
02:00:39.600 --> 02:00:42.520
have it. It's really really really
cool. But I like those kinds of

1736
02:00:42.640 --> 02:00:46.479
things. That's the thing. I
like Monster Hunter, I like party based,

1737
02:00:46.720 --> 02:00:51.680
like like adventure games, like The
Barbarian. I'm the Barbarian. That

1738
02:00:51.800 --> 02:00:57.479
game is my ship. I The
fact that it doesn't see the reason specifically

1739
02:00:57.479 --> 02:01:00.439
that I'm looking at it is because
it's like I really wanted that bald experience

1740
02:01:00.439 --> 02:01:01.680
and I didn't get it from ball
this game, and I feel like this

1741
02:01:01.880 --> 02:01:04.239
is the kind of one that would
like, this would get me. I

1742
02:01:04.279 --> 02:01:06.960
think because it plays the way that
I want video games to play. It's

1743
02:01:08.039 --> 02:01:11.000
more of vague, like it's not
like video yeah, it's it's more of

1744
02:01:11.039 --> 02:01:14.640
a yeah, it's more of like
a like a three D kind of sandbox

1745
02:01:14.960 --> 02:01:17.000
type. You know, you can
move around and it's not like asymmetric.

1746
02:01:17.039 --> 02:01:20.720
It's not like point and click type
stuff, so like or turn based.

1747
02:01:21.000 --> 02:01:24.199
As far as I know, I
don't think it's I don't think not at

1748
02:01:24.199 --> 02:01:28.000
all. It's actually, oh,
I'm playing Final Fantasy seven remake toos also,

1749
02:01:28.119 --> 02:01:31.760
so to me, there's maybe I'm
I'm curious. God see, like

1750
02:01:31.880 --> 02:01:34.079
I saw, I asked a bunch
of people and it was mixed. It

1751
02:01:34.159 --> 02:01:38.600
was interesting. On Twitter it was
mixed too, with seeing people. Most

1752
02:01:38.600 --> 02:01:42.479
of them were saying that there is
performance issues in some areas, especially when

1753
02:01:42.479 --> 02:01:45.359
there's too many people. Some one
of my friends said that he was running

1754
02:01:45.359 --> 02:01:48.800
over one hundred fps. He was
okay for the most part, which makes

1755
02:01:48.840 --> 02:01:53.079
me. I was like, oh
see, I'm I'm essentially going to have

1756
02:01:53.199 --> 02:01:57.279
the patience and wait for a couple
of patches. That's what I came out

1757
02:01:57.319 --> 02:02:00.439
to. Even though I do.
I have so much fomo because dude,

1758
02:02:00.520 --> 02:02:03.760
I fucking threw everything aside to beat
the first one again just to refresh my

1759
02:02:03.840 --> 02:02:08.479
memory of everything that went down.
And actually I had so much more fun

1760
02:02:08.560 --> 02:02:13.119
this time around because I did a
choice that I did not do the first

1761
02:02:13.159 --> 02:02:15.520
time I beat in like twenty thirteen. So this was like, Yeah,

1762
02:02:15.960 --> 02:02:19.279
it turned the world on its head
and it was like, a what the

1763
02:02:19.520 --> 02:02:23.439
fuck? I didn't even know this
was so it was really cool and so

1764
02:02:23.560 --> 02:02:25.720
I was like hype to play the
next one, and then all of a

1765
02:02:25.720 --> 02:02:29.039
sudden I saw the review. I
was like, fuck, I can't believe

1766
02:02:29.079 --> 02:02:32.279
this. Yeah, I don't know. I can't believe I'm gonna I'm going

1767
02:02:32.359 --> 02:02:34.920
to wait, I'm gonna probably I'm
probably in the same boat as you,

1768
02:02:35.119 --> 02:02:41.560
just because I'm playing, because I'm
playing Final Fantasy seven remake right now just

1769
02:02:41.600 --> 02:02:45.159
so I can go into rebirth,
and I'm I'm liking it. But also,

1770
02:02:46.439 --> 02:02:49.159
what is it I'm playing. I'm
trying to beat the first two Bioshocks

1771
02:02:49.159 --> 02:02:50.800
again. Oh nice, Because like
I don't know if you guys saw,

1772
02:02:50.920 --> 02:02:56.239
but Ken Levine, the creator of
BioShock, who hasn't made a game in

1773
02:02:56.319 --> 02:02:58.800
like ages, finally came out and
talked about like that Judas game that he's

1774
02:02:58.800 --> 02:03:00.439
working on. It sounds so sick. I didn't. It just got me

1775
02:03:00.560 --> 02:03:02.800
like I have to, I have
to, I have to, I have

1776
02:03:02.880 --> 02:03:06.840
to play Bioshocking Ice. So I'm
playing that like on the Steam deck while

1777
02:03:06.840 --> 02:03:11.239
I wait to go home and play
Final Fantasy seven again. Uh, but

1778
02:03:12.439 --> 02:03:15.920
I do like Dragon's Dong was gonna
be like whistling at me in the back

1779
02:03:15.960 --> 02:03:19.039
of my fucking mind because it's just
like I want this, Yeah, dude,

1780
02:03:19.079 --> 02:03:24.319
they didn't fix some things though that
I just couldn't. So like playing

1781
02:03:24.760 --> 02:03:27.960
I thought, I saw, I
thought, okay, I remember, okay,

1782
02:03:27.960 --> 02:03:30.079
I remember on PS three played PLS
three, and I'm like, this

1783
02:03:30.319 --> 02:03:34.239
is dumb that I can't create multiple
save slots. This is weird. I've

1784
02:03:34.279 --> 02:03:38.720
never played an RPG like this ever. That's just really weird. So if

1785
02:03:38.760 --> 02:03:41.520
I wanted to even have two characters, or say, when you have a

1786
02:03:41.600 --> 02:03:48.079
very pivotable moment, right and in
a story, you usually you're talking.

1787
02:03:48.960 --> 02:03:53.560
When you have a pivotal moment in
a story, sometimes you'll just make two

1788
02:03:53.680 --> 02:03:57.960
save states so then you can you
can even pick up the story from that

1789
02:03:58.119 --> 02:04:00.279
and maybe take a different route,
so you want to experience it instead of

1790
02:04:00.319 --> 02:04:03.199
being the whole thing over again.
You can't do that in Dragon's Dogma,

1791
02:04:03.319 --> 02:04:05.520
And I was like, I hate
that. Oh, So I'm thinking on

1792
02:04:05.600 --> 02:04:08.800
the PC version when they released it, I'm like, oh, surely they're

1793
02:04:08.840 --> 02:04:14.720
gonna it's on the PC. No, Nope. And then so now surely

1794
02:04:14.800 --> 02:04:18.039
in Dragon's Dogma too, they're gonna
fix that that completely stupid thing. No,

1795
02:04:18.840 --> 02:04:23.640
you still know, And I'm like, why, what is the creative

1796
02:04:23.640 --> 02:04:28.039
decision behind this? Why the fuck
would you do this? They did?

1797
02:04:28.239 --> 02:04:31.520
No, No RPG does this.
I don't even understand it. Whatever,

1798
02:04:32.000 --> 02:04:35.800
they didn't fix that, I imagine. I haven't looked at it because I

1799
02:04:35.840 --> 02:04:39.439
wanted to go into this game.
I wanted to go into this extremely vanilla.

1800
02:04:39.479 --> 02:04:42.560
I did not want to I wanted
to be to just absorb it blind,

1801
02:04:42.600 --> 02:04:46.359
I guess, And I'm assuming they
didn't also fix the the the the

1802
02:04:46.920 --> 02:04:50.439
the lack of targeting. I don't
know if they did that. So you

1803
02:04:50.479 --> 02:04:55.039
can talk, oh, okay,
well that's that's great, because that's also

1804
02:04:55.119 --> 02:04:59.279
that was another that's another incredible I'm
like, how can I not cycle through

1805
02:04:59.359 --> 02:05:01.800
target It's there's just things in the
game that we're so I'm like, what

1806
02:05:01.920 --> 02:05:05.319
are they doing? What is Capcom
doing with this RBG. It's not like

1807
02:05:05.359 --> 02:05:12.039
they don't do that. There are
other games you play. If that's the

1808
02:05:12.119 --> 02:05:15.760
first game like that that Capcom I
think ever made. Yeah, but like

1809
02:05:15.880 --> 02:05:17.880
say, easy things that have existed
in other games for so long, I

1810
02:05:17.920 --> 02:05:21.560
didn't understand why they just didn't put
it in there. But like, besides

1811
02:05:21.600 --> 02:05:28.960
that, though the game was fun
as I love I absolutely love climbing on

1812
02:05:29.239 --> 02:05:32.680
beast and monsters and just whacking the
ship out of them. Is that is

1813
02:05:32.760 --> 02:05:40.720
such a fun fucking mechanic and like, yeah, you're yeah, talking about

1814
02:05:40.720 --> 02:05:42.560
it is making me want to play
it, but I am, I'm just

1815
02:05:42.600 --> 02:05:45.800
gonna wait. I I reinstalled some
other games. I think what I'm gonna

1816
02:05:45.800 --> 02:05:54.840
do for my Steam library is beat
everything in order, like something that I've

1817
02:05:54.960 --> 02:05:58.479
never I'm like, you know what, I'm alphabet sorry, I'm just gonna

1818
02:05:58.520 --> 02:06:01.039
go down my host And I was
like, you know what, fuck this,

1819
02:06:01.279 --> 02:06:04.479
I have to So the first thing, and maybe a lot of people

1820
02:06:04.520 --> 02:06:10.720
would be like shocked, but I
never The only experience I've had with Alan

1821
02:06:10.800 --> 02:06:14.479
Wake was being at my friend's house
and watching him play it like a lot,

1822
02:06:15.039 --> 02:06:17.000
but I've never actually put my hands
up. I think maybe I controlled

1823
02:06:17.039 --> 02:06:19.680
him a little bit or something,
but I never really played Alan Wake.

1824
02:06:20.079 --> 02:06:24.439
So that's top of my list.
That is that is a the first one.

1825
02:06:24.560 --> 02:06:28.159
This is so I'm like, I
should just finally beat it. Just

1826
02:06:28.359 --> 02:06:30.039
Fly. Yeah, I like the
first one a lot. Actually, I

1827
02:06:30.119 --> 02:06:32.640
mean I heard it's a great game. I just never got around because I'm

1828
02:06:32.640 --> 02:06:36.279
just like I'll be I'll play it
eventually, and I like, fuck it.

1829
02:06:36.279 --> 02:06:41.680
I'm twenty eleven something like that,
maybe even twenty thirteen. I don't

1830
02:06:41.720 --> 02:06:45.000
fucking remember. Dude, Well,
I got to say that if you like,

1831
02:06:45.079 --> 02:06:49.800
if you like just bonking people play
the Barbarian and Dragons Dogma, I've

1832
02:06:49.960 --> 02:06:55.359
I'm dude, I love the female
barbarians in that game. Yeah, is

1833
02:06:55.399 --> 02:06:59.239
this some big chick with a big
sword. Someone runs at me. The

1834
02:06:59.319 --> 02:07:01.840
battle cries, you do too,
she runs at me. I just opra

1835
02:07:01.920 --> 02:07:05.279
cut someone with a sword and the
Minutaur takes a moment and it's like,

1836
02:07:05.479 --> 02:07:11.720
yo, maybe I run. I
wish could run away in the Gates,

1837
02:07:11.760 --> 02:07:14.319
definitely. I wish that happened.
I wish theams would get hurt bad enough

1838
02:07:14.359 --> 02:07:16.840
and they would run off well something. They usually the first one, like

1839
02:07:16.920 --> 02:07:23.520
you bandits in the fucking Goblins.
I would whoop them and then after a

1840
02:07:23.560 --> 02:07:26.119
while they'd be like, uh,
this is too much and they would funk

1841
02:07:26.159 --> 02:07:29.319
off. Yeah I'm talking. Maybe
it's not the same in this game,

1842
02:07:29.880 --> 02:07:31.359
but the big bunches. No,
no, they don't. I want to

1843
02:07:31.520 --> 02:07:35.680
hit. I want to hit like
a giant understands how hard I hit it

1844
02:07:36.079 --> 02:07:41.840
and it gets up, turns around
and starts running away from me. I

1845
02:07:41.960 --> 02:07:46.319
want to do that giant. Damn. I shouldn't be here. I'm in

1846
02:07:46.560 --> 02:07:50.199
danger. All right, Let's let's
run through some of these real quick.

1847
02:07:50.520 --> 02:07:54.319
Uh, these are some of some
of these are easy, and then well

1848
02:07:54.439 --> 02:07:58.600
we'll head on out of here.
Questionable rode in He says, how would

1849
02:07:58.640 --> 02:08:01.720
you feel if you suddenly found out
your partner was an avid quartering fan?

1850
02:08:01.279 --> 02:08:09.279
This would this would cause problems.
This would really send me spiraling. I

1851
02:08:09.359 --> 02:08:15.520
think I would have to really love
them to be okay. I would still

1852
02:08:16.359 --> 02:08:20.479
look. I'd be like, listen, I love you, this is a

1853
02:08:20.560 --> 02:08:24.000
problem. We I love you a
little less as a result of this.

1854
02:08:24.279 --> 02:08:30.920
I'm not gonna lie. So you
got to make a choice. I wonder

1855
02:08:31.000 --> 02:08:33.279
if that's I either continue to build, either continue to build this life in

1856
02:08:33.359 --> 02:08:43.880
this future with me, or continue
watching really low effort, daily lazy uploads

1857
02:08:43.920 --> 02:08:48.560
from a man who pisses in his
basement for me. And this is probably

1858
02:08:48.560 --> 02:08:52.680
a really tough call. It's gonna
really hurt me if you pick the other

1859
02:08:52.760 --> 02:08:56.960
thing, and I will probably go
to therapy for years as a result of

1860
02:08:56.039 --> 02:09:03.039
is. But this is the choice. I would be particularly upset because Jojo

1861
02:09:03.079 --> 02:09:07.560
and I have have shot on him
multiple times together about just you know stuff,

1862
02:09:09.000 --> 02:09:13.600
So it would be like a design. It would be complete betray because

1863
02:09:13.640 --> 02:09:16.159
I remember this was probably like a
month or so of betrayal. I was.

1864
02:09:16.560 --> 02:09:20.760
I was so mad, like just
so not that long ago about like

1865
02:09:20.880 --> 02:09:24.760
he he made a video about that
woman that shot up the Joel Olstein's church

1866
02:09:26.680 --> 02:09:30.239
and then all of the all of
the yeah, there was this chick that

1867
02:09:30.359 --> 02:09:35.079
was crazy and she just shot up
the church and luckily, I think nobody

1868
02:09:35.239 --> 02:09:37.520
was killed, and some security took
her out pretty quickly, I think off

1869
02:09:37.600 --> 02:09:41.920
duty like cop people that were the
security. That's can I all right,

1870
02:09:43.000 --> 02:09:46.840
look is there is there? It's
probably like I didn't hear about this.

1871
02:09:46.920 --> 02:09:50.239
I didn't know about that. Yes, there's an obvious point of humor there,

1872
02:09:50.319 --> 02:09:56.720
which is like, it is unfortunate
that look, look it's not.

1873
02:09:56.920 --> 02:10:00.319
I shouldn't say it's unfortunate. It
is very fortunate that no, but he

1874
02:10:00.439 --> 02:10:11.079
got hurt. However, God,
it is it is funny that when a

1875
02:10:11.159 --> 02:10:13.239
woman's going to do a mass shooting, she just can't do it. That's

1876
02:10:13.439 --> 02:10:16.439
it's just like she just can't fire, she can't figure the gun out.

1877
02:10:16.720 --> 02:10:20.600
But no one died, No one
died. Where do I point it?

1878
02:10:20.720 --> 02:10:24.319
I don't you imagine. But here's
the thing that it's funny that you're saying.

1879
02:10:24.439 --> 02:10:28.720
Woman. So here's the thing that
they made all of these conservative pieces

1880
02:10:28.720 --> 02:10:31.399
of shit we're making a video about. So she's a criminal. She's also

1881
02:10:31.439 --> 02:10:35.840
she's crazy, but she's a criminal. What is the one common thing that

1882
02:10:35.920 --> 02:10:41.000
a lot of criminals have or aliases
because they're for obvious reasons. Uh,

1883
02:10:41.079 --> 02:10:45.479
some of her aliases or one of
them whatever, or male. So because

1884
02:10:45.520 --> 02:10:48.840
of that, these fucking assholes put
two and two together. Must be trans,

1885
02:10:50.319 --> 02:10:54.600
must be a trans shooter. H
this man shot up this thing.

1886
02:10:54.720 --> 02:10:58.039
See it's the crazy trans people that
are doing all these mass shooting blah blah

1887
02:10:58.039 --> 02:11:01.520
blah blah blah. And then so
obviously that's not the case. Even the

1888
02:11:01.600 --> 02:11:03.520
fucking police came out of the press
conference, say she is a woman,

1889
02:11:03.600 --> 02:11:07.439
she's always identified as a woman.
Jesus, blah blah blah. You don't

1890
02:11:07.439 --> 02:11:09.600
have to, you don't want to. You don't even need information about that

1891
02:11:09.720 --> 02:11:15.079
to figure out. Obviously, the
information is just in the the damage done.

1892
02:11:15.119 --> 02:11:18.800
Yeah, and then no damage.
They probably would have made jokes about

1893
02:11:18.840 --> 02:11:22.399
that, but they it was easier
to shoot on the trance community. Right,

1894
02:11:22.720 --> 02:11:28.119
So with that information coming out,
did any of those pieces of human

1895
02:11:28.279 --> 02:11:33.000
filth retract the statements or even delete
their videos that had hundreds of thousands of

1896
02:11:33.079 --> 02:11:37.159
views? Of fucking course not so. I was talking about that recently.

1897
02:11:37.239 --> 02:11:41.239
And then if it turned out that
Jojo was like, nah, high five

1898
02:11:41.359 --> 02:11:48.439
quartery, I'd be like, ah, man, like I would feel I

1899
02:11:48.479 --> 02:11:52.399
would feel so, I would actually
be really fucking upset, like wow,

1900
02:11:52.880 --> 02:11:58.439
that's megabatry. Imaginely sitting down watching
that shit just makes me really upset.

1901
02:12:00.000 --> 02:12:01.840
I don't want to hug her.
I don't want about that hug her right

1902
02:12:01.880 --> 02:12:05.039
now, like I don't want to
see beside. So we got our answers,

1903
02:12:05.119 --> 02:12:09.800
Yeah, yeah, we got our
answers for this. It would hurt

1904
02:12:09.840 --> 02:12:13.359
all us you just a huge cataclysm. Wrote in He says, hello,

1905
02:12:13.439 --> 02:12:16.399
Chris, Derek and Kingston. Has
it ever taken you a long time to

1906
02:12:16.479 --> 02:12:18.640
learn that you were talking to someone
important? My best friend's uncle is Billy

1907
02:12:18.720 --> 02:12:24.000
Joe Armstrong, and despite meeting him
multiple times beforehand, I didn't realize who

1908
02:12:24.039 --> 02:12:28.319
he was until I was fifteen.
Fifteen is a reasonable Fifteen is a reasonable

1909
02:12:28.359 --> 02:12:31.600
age to become cognizant of it.
I don't think I was really cognizant of

1910
02:12:31.600 --> 02:12:37.399
celebrities until I was like, probably
around like thirteen fourteen. So I'll say

1911
02:12:37.439 --> 02:12:39.800
this. I don't know if I've
said this on the podcast before, because

1912
02:12:39.920 --> 02:12:43.159
it's kind of embarrassing. I think
you know this, Sweeny. I think

1913
02:12:43.199 --> 02:12:45.600
Derek might know this too. I
don't know. Maybe I've told this for

1914
02:12:45.720 --> 02:12:48.479
it. I don't know, but
I found I was at a party once

1915
02:12:48.760 --> 02:12:50.000
and I don't remember exactly where I
was. I think it was just at

1916
02:12:50.000 --> 02:12:56.000
a bar and I was talking to
with a bunch of animators and we were

1917
02:12:56.079 --> 02:13:00.680
talking just in general, and the
topic inevitably came up about the Simpsons and

1918
02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:03.439
how the Simpsons had really gone downhill, and I remember just being like,

1919
02:13:03.479 --> 02:13:07.439
yeah, I don't even know why
they have that fucking show on anymore,

1920
02:13:07.479 --> 02:13:13.960
Like what's even the fucking point of
this, and like I just don't get

1921
02:13:13.039 --> 02:13:16.399
like they should just kill this thing. And I didn't realize that I was

1922
02:13:16.479 --> 02:13:24.399
talking to Matt Groening's son. That's
awesome. And I think it was like

1923
02:13:24.479 --> 02:13:30.399
his birthday too, So I was
just like, happy birthday, Happy birthday.

1924
02:13:30.399 --> 02:13:35.079
Your dad's show is terrible. Yeah, but that was like I was

1925
02:13:35.159 --> 02:13:37.000
laughing so hard when I found that
out, because I was like, oh

1926
02:13:37.079 --> 02:13:41.279
my cause I don't care enough about
like I really don't give a shit.

1927
02:13:41.359 --> 02:13:43.359
It's just like, wow, what
are the odds of that? Because I

1928
02:13:43.479 --> 02:13:46.399
never king said, you know me, how often am I talking about the

1929
02:13:46.399 --> 02:13:52.000
Simpsons? Fucking barely, if ever
I have one, So like the idea

1930
02:13:52.039 --> 02:13:56.039
that I would bring it up in
this scenario to just so happens to the

1931
02:13:56.439 --> 02:14:00.239
guy's son is wild. But that's
the only thing that I could think that.

1932
02:14:00.399 --> 02:14:03.520
So you guys might not know,
you might you might know. So

1933
02:14:03.680 --> 02:14:05.600
you know the Cosby Show, right, Yeah, I don't know that.

1934
02:14:05.640 --> 02:14:11.399
What's happened the Cosby Show? Obviously
those seriously the show, The Cosby Show.

1935
02:14:11.920 --> 02:14:15.600
The mother on The Cosby Show is
named Felicia Rashad. She is my

1936
02:14:15.680 --> 02:14:20.960
grandma's cousin. Actually, not kidding, she's my grandma's cousin. So there

1937
02:14:20.039 --> 02:14:24.560
was one day that like maybe I
was it was like maybe like two thousand

1938
02:14:24.600 --> 02:14:26.119
and like six seven, right before
we moved away from the Bronx, she

1939
02:14:26.239 --> 02:14:28.239
came to visiting my granda, because
you know, you're moving up states.

1940
02:14:28.239 --> 02:14:31.840
She was like, I'm gonna come
visit Marian, see her off up to

1941
02:14:31.920 --> 02:14:33.880
her new home over up Stay.
She's finally buying a home for her,

1942
02:14:33.279 --> 02:14:37.560
big home for herself. Good for
her. She came into my apartment.

1943
02:14:37.560 --> 02:14:39.800
I was just coming back from schools
like that, and I was looking at

1944
02:14:39.840 --> 02:14:43.399
that. I was staring. I
was staring at this lady and I was

1945
02:14:43.520 --> 02:14:50.039
like, you look just like the
mother Huxtable. And she was like,

1946
02:14:50.159 --> 02:14:56.079
sweetheart, I am. And I
was like, huh, you're related to

1947
02:14:56.159 --> 02:14:58.840
my grandma. She was like,
yeah, she's my cousin. I was

1948
02:14:58.880 --> 02:15:05.680
like, something's wrong here, What
is good? What are you doing in

1949
02:15:05.760 --> 02:15:09.399
my house? That that's a Jarry
you kind of you're still kind of like

1950
02:15:09.800 --> 02:15:13.079
feeling that out, like what that
even means. It's so because my grandmother.

1951
02:15:13.079 --> 02:15:16.439
That's because she has two cousins that
were in Talk So and welcome back

1952
02:15:16.520 --> 02:15:20.039
mister Carter. The show with John
TRAVOLTOI with Fonsie, the black guy from

1953
02:15:20.079 --> 02:15:24.640
that show is my Grandma's My grandma's
first cousin, and the Inflation is her

1954
02:15:24.680 --> 02:15:30.319
second cousin. Remember meeting both of
them and being like, Grandma, why

1955
02:15:30.359 --> 02:15:31.960
do you have famous cousins? She
was like, I don't know. Saint

1956
02:15:33.000 --> 02:15:37.840
Tomian's act, like all of them
go into acting eventually, apparently, why

1957
02:15:37.560 --> 02:15:43.000
is She just makes me feel weird? Is this a weird thing? Having,

1958
02:15:43.119 --> 02:15:48.279
like the one of the most famous
black moms probably on television, sitting

1959
02:15:48.399 --> 02:15:54.800
down in your house eating like fucking
curry chicken and stew peas and likeanadas,

1960
02:15:54.800 --> 02:15:58.640
and it's like, what the fuck
is going on here? Yeah, that's

1961
02:15:58.680 --> 02:16:01.840
cool. I don't I don't think
anything like that. I can't nothing to

1962
02:16:01.920 --> 02:16:05.439
come to mind of like famous,
and I didn't know. I'm sure there

1963
02:16:05.479 --> 02:16:09.279
are probably plenty of times you just
run into, you know, people who

1964
02:16:09.399 --> 02:16:15.720
have large amounts of notoriety or or
just fame, and then you like you're

1965
02:16:15.720 --> 02:16:20.439
like you're standing behind you You're like
at like Taco Bell and you're standing behind

1966
02:16:20.439 --> 02:16:24.359
the guy who wrote the Bible or
something. Yeah, yeahs too. I

1967
02:16:24.399 --> 02:16:28.680
guess the created Class one of those
moments too, because Curing create a class.

1968
02:16:28.359 --> 02:16:31.920
Me and Jen were just hanging out
the critical role cast the whole day.

1969
02:16:33.440 --> 02:16:35.319
Yeah, but you knew that.
I knew that, but it was

1970
02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:39.799
weird. It was still weird,
like just I mean having a drink with

1971
02:16:39.000 --> 02:16:43.120
like Travis Willingham and like Matt like
drinking alcohol with them and making jokes with

1972
02:16:43.200 --> 02:16:50.520
them. Still a strange ass thing
like that about like the amount of people

1973
02:16:50.600 --> 02:16:54.520
that were there that I was unaware
of, that had massive amounts of audiences

1974
02:16:56.360 --> 02:16:58.120
that you just you just wouldn't.
How could you know if you if you

1975
02:16:58.239 --> 02:17:03.600
have you either know you don't.
Yeah you were, Yeah, and it's

1976
02:17:03.639 --> 02:17:05.600
weird. That's also like, no, there's a lot actually because I remember

1977
02:17:05.639 --> 02:17:09.280
like being friends with Mick and and
Mick being on shows. I remember watching

1978
02:17:09.920 --> 02:17:13.920
you know, oh before you understood, like gay out with Jack, you

1979
02:17:15.000 --> 02:17:18.920
know, or like knowing Viv Like
this shit like that is a lot of

1980
02:17:18.200 --> 02:17:22.520
like that where it's like this a
little strange, you know, like yeah,

1981
02:17:22.680 --> 02:17:26.200
things, it's a small world out
there and man like even just like

1982
02:17:26.360 --> 02:17:31.319
I remember Gabby uh told this story
to me before. But it's like apparently

1983
02:17:31.399 --> 02:17:35.799
James that Gandelfini had like dinner at
her house for some fucking reason, for

1984
02:17:35.000 --> 02:17:39.760
no reason other than I think like
they just know her family somehow. It's

1985
02:17:39.840 --> 02:17:43.600
just like, all right, I
guess it's very strange. And that's in

1986
02:17:43.680 --> 02:17:46.280
New York, by the way,
so it's not even like upstate New York.

1987
02:17:46.319 --> 02:17:48.799
So it's not even like, oh, you're in the city, you're

1988
02:17:48.799 --> 02:17:50.639
just running into Conon O'Brien everywhere.
It's just like, just really, the

1989
02:17:50.719 --> 02:17:54.520
world is not O'Brien over and over
again, and you have to convince him

1990
02:17:54.520 --> 02:18:01.000
you're not following him. I ran
to Coone Obrian twice. What happens like

1991
02:18:01.319 --> 02:18:07.079
four times. It's impossible not to
miss though, because he's like, he's

1992
02:18:07.159 --> 02:18:13.559
so freakishly tall. He's a fucking
siren head. But his hair makes him

1993
02:18:13.559 --> 02:18:18.120
look even taller. He's got the
Jimmy neutron hype based on top of that.

1994
02:18:20.280 --> 02:18:22.000
But uh yeah, we've got some
we've got some more questions, but

1995
02:18:22.200 --> 02:18:26.559
we're gonna we're gonna dedicate the next
episode to kind of clearing out all of

1996
02:18:26.680 --> 02:18:31.159
marches. It's it's reasonable, it's
not really that many. Uh So next

1997
02:18:31.200 --> 02:18:35.280
episode will be a question led thing, provided nothing crazy happens. But I

1998
02:18:35.319 --> 02:18:39.680
think we covered pretty much everything that
we most of the big stuff that we

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gonna read the twenty five dollars patrons
now three two one, the Puerto Rican

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Genius parentheses, the Puerto Rican Genius
these is it twice? That's confusing.

2015
02:19:54.879 --> 02:20:00.639
I feel like I'm not understanding cool
begging my favorite gaggle boys to do a

2016
02:20:00.639 --> 02:20:07.440
gay parody of even Flow that can
work. Semen, I do that all

2017
02:20:07.479 --> 02:20:09.719
the time in the car when I'm
driving her the work because it comes on

2018
02:20:09.799 --> 02:20:18.200
all the time. Yes, demen
flow having sex with several guys, oh

2019
02:20:18.360 --> 02:20:24.559
fuck my, because I'm very very
gay, like yeah, it's it's it

2020
02:20:24.639 --> 02:20:28.120
comes on all the time. It's
a fun he's he's a fun vocalist to

2021
02:20:28.200 --> 02:20:41.000
him person, he's one of those
where it's jams. Yeah, I mean,

2022
02:20:41.120 --> 02:20:43.920
I like even Flow. I can't
pretend like I've heard much Pearl jam

2023
02:20:43.000 --> 02:20:48.440
honestly, outside I've heard so much. In my passing being alive, I've

2024
02:20:48.479 --> 02:20:52.440
heard a bunch of pearl jams in
the radio. There's a lot of hard

2025
02:20:52.520 --> 02:20:58.360
rock that I just kind of is
that hard It's great? Yes, yeah,

2026
02:20:58.360 --> 02:21:01.079
it's great, which is like you
know, see there's there's Yeah.

2027
02:21:01.159 --> 02:21:03.639
Grunge, I would say, is
like probably the genre that I have like

2028
02:21:03.719 --> 02:21:07.319
the least experience with because like a
lot of it I was introduced to,

2029
02:21:07.479 --> 02:21:13.479
like through Guitar Hero and I feel
like grunge was a weird era because I

2030
02:21:13.520 --> 02:21:18.239
feel like grunge lasted a very short
amount of time. It was like it

2031
02:21:18.319 --> 02:21:22.440
but like that Priestess that what's that
priestess song that wasn't good? Uh?

2032
02:21:24.280 --> 02:21:31.280
Lay damn no, God, I
can't remember what then it was called.

2033
02:21:31.280 --> 02:21:35.600
I think it's laid Down by Priestess. That was a fucking sick song.

2034
02:21:35.680 --> 02:21:37.399
But that's the only song I know
by Priestess at all. Like I don't

2035
02:21:37.440 --> 02:21:41.479
know anything else. It's not registering
to me. They had a pretty good

2036
02:21:41.520 --> 02:21:45.280
riff too, if if I'm remember
correctly, like, I'm sure the audience

2037
02:21:45.319 --> 02:21:56.319
will remember it. But uh yeah, lay down? Yeah, yeah,

2038
02:21:56.399 --> 02:22:01.520
where is it? Ah? Yeah, it's a it's I hear this is

2039
02:22:01.559 --> 02:22:05.440
a guitar hair level though this sounds
like wolf sounds like guitar, Yeah somewhat.

2040
02:22:05.479 --> 02:22:11.680
Yeah, it's it's like wolf Mother
adjacent. But uh anyway, okay,

2041
02:22:11.719 --> 02:22:16.120
yeah this yeah this Asian Wizard.
What were gonna say? Oh nothing,

2042
02:22:16.319 --> 02:22:22.239
just I'm gay, okay, Asian
Wizard. She's swing on my black

2043
02:22:22.280 --> 02:22:26.200
eye till like Raygun miguel O.
Hair is trans mass pussy. I'm sucking

2044
02:22:26.239 --> 02:22:28.840
you one, dick. I'm fucking
guys. I got so hard, I

2045
02:22:28.920 --> 02:22:33.760
came so far. Come in my
end, Lincoln Park, come in my

2046
02:22:33.040 --> 02:22:39.680
end. That's so stupid. King
Ramsey's the man in Gouze, the man

2047
02:22:39.760 --> 02:22:46.319
in Gauze, Turian pussy in this
life or the next, Turyan pussy in

2048
02:22:46.440 --> 02:22:48.840
this life? Wait, what is
that in this in this life of the

2049
02:22:48.920 --> 02:22:54.319
next? Is that fucking gladiator?
And I will have I will have my

2050
02:22:54.440 --> 02:23:01.799
vengeance in this last life. Yeah, gotta love Movie twenty eight. US

2051
02:23:01.920 --> 02:23:07.399
marines in black Ford raptor trucks seizing
ram Ranch looking for Prince Harry so they

2052
02:23:07.440 --> 02:23:11.680
can fuck his butts. I Theori
is conjured, squirts sword Neon wants to

2053
02:23:11.719 --> 02:23:15.479
fuck a kid's buttole wholesome. I
don't know who Neon is. Wipe me

2054
02:23:15.600 --> 02:23:20.280
down because I'm covered in come a
little boozy Jack the world's fastest Maori turning

2055
02:23:20.280 --> 02:23:26.159
my name into a question because my
questions never get red. Fun. That's

2056
02:23:26.159 --> 02:23:28.319
a good that's a good loophole,
honestly, Like, if you want to

2057
02:23:28.399 --> 02:23:31.440
hear that, man, Yeah,
we can also see I. I I

2058
02:23:31.639 --> 02:23:35.280
will I will reward clever thinking for
sure, but make sure you got to

2059
02:23:35.319 --> 02:23:37.959
make it a brief question though,
Like I'm not doing these fucking long questions.

2060
02:23:39.399 --> 02:23:41.760
They're they're fun. Fact, Derek, you want to want to pop

2061
02:23:41.879 --> 02:23:48.559
your lips? I want to bang
some musk fun fact, in France,

2062
02:23:48.639 --> 02:23:54.120
they called their jag all that copy. See, I gotta getdental work.

2063
02:23:54.159 --> 02:23:56.520
I gotta get dental work done soon, and I'm not fucking I'm so not

2064
02:23:56.600 --> 02:24:01.159
looking forward to it. Sucks.
Man. Yeah, I think I would.

2065
02:24:01.239 --> 02:24:03.920
I think I would. I shouldn't
say that because I know that that's

2066
02:24:03.959 --> 02:24:05.799
probably not, like, not realistically
true, but like I feel it in

2067
02:24:05.879 --> 02:24:11.879
the moment where like I feel like
I would rather just I feel like like

2068
02:24:11.959 --> 02:24:18.600
I rather would have just simply been
molested than ever do dent will work.

2069
02:24:18.600 --> 02:24:20.479
Again, I don't think that's true. That's kind of crazy. I think

2070
02:24:20.520 --> 02:24:24.559
I would rather be like viciously rape. That's very crazy you think that.

2071
02:24:24.680 --> 02:24:28.280
I think you think that speaking of
rape, I was a I'm not even

2072
02:24:28.559 --> 02:24:30.719
I'm not even convinced that I think
that, but like I feel it in

2073
02:24:30.799 --> 02:24:33.319
the moment, like like because dude
having a dentist over you and like drilling

2074
02:24:33.360 --> 02:24:37.280
into your fucking teeth and you feel
like you feel like the the core of

2075
02:24:37.360 --> 02:24:41.319
who you are slipping away because you're
not really like it's just like, oh

2076
02:24:41.399 --> 02:24:43.959
man, I really am just like
a bunch of matter put together, and

2077
02:24:45.079 --> 02:24:50.159
like there's like squeaking and like all
this crazy terms with that and move on.

2078
02:24:50.920 --> 02:24:52.000
It's not that I'm okay with it, but I don't like being I

2079
02:24:52.040 --> 02:24:56.600
don't like it being at the forefront. It's kind of like how you you're

2080
02:24:56.600 --> 02:25:01.120
always you always see your nose,
but your brain kind of takes it away

2081
02:25:01.200 --> 02:25:05.040
because that would like that would really
infuriate you to be constantly aware of it.

2082
02:25:05.840 --> 02:25:13.399
Of course I don't like seeing it. Well, it's like it was

2083
02:25:13.440 --> 02:25:15.520
like your glasses if you if you
were to focus on your frames all the

2084
02:25:15.559 --> 02:25:18.600
time, I'd be really annoying.
Like so you kind of just your brain

2085
02:25:18.799 --> 02:25:20.399
like okay, this is always here, We're not going to focus on anymore.

2086
02:25:22.079 --> 02:25:24.639
Uh. But like, I actually
don't have that big of a problem

2087
02:25:24.639 --> 02:25:28.239
with the dentists. When I got
my I got one wisdom te U pulled

2088
02:25:28.360 --> 02:25:31.879
two years ago. I wasn't knocked
out for versus was one tooth. So

2089
02:25:33.040 --> 02:25:37.079
that one was a little weird because
at one point that the leverage he was

2090
02:25:37.159 --> 02:25:41.399
his fist was like using his leverage
on my face while he was doing something,

2091
02:25:41.479 --> 02:25:46.079
and I'm like, what the fuck, bro, Like this time knocked

2092
02:25:46.120 --> 02:25:48.920
out, I would rather be simply
So here's the thing, though, how

2093
02:25:50.000 --> 02:25:52.760
great would it be if you got
knocked out and then you got you got

2094
02:25:52.840 --> 02:25:56.879
molested, you got raped or something. You didn't need to experience it,

2095
02:25:58.120 --> 02:26:01.639
but you get to sue. So
now you don't have the trauma of remembering

2096
02:26:01.719 --> 02:26:05.159
it, but you get all the
way fucking villainous way to look at it.

2097
02:26:05.239 --> 02:26:09.399
But I understand what you're saying,
Like you get you get violated,

2098
02:26:09.120 --> 02:26:13.920
and but because you don't experience it, you don't technically have like visceral trauma,

2099
02:26:15.000 --> 02:26:16.399
but you also like get a large
payout, Like I get, like

2100
02:26:16.520 --> 02:26:20.639
that is that is the ideal way, exactly the ideal way. If it

2101
02:26:20.719 --> 02:26:24.120
had happen, you'd have it happened
that way. Yeah, yeah, I

2102
02:26:24.360 --> 02:26:33.079
don't know. I don't know.
It's such an unbelievable conversation around Nobody wants

2103
02:26:33.159 --> 02:26:37.959
to get molested at the dentist's office, although there is a Seinfeld episode about

2104
02:26:37.959 --> 02:26:43.440
that's what if it somehow? Chris? What if you wake up in office

2105
02:26:43.840 --> 02:26:50.879
and there's one really sore spot on
your forehead, like really sore? What

2106
02:26:50.959 --> 02:26:56.399
do you do? What does that
imply? Exactly? Like what the like?

2107
02:26:56.520 --> 02:26:58.559
What the fuck? Like? Why
is this so sore? You've just

2108
02:26:58.639 --> 02:27:03.719
been eating out of you questions.
I would have questions and ideas that he

2109
02:27:03.920 --> 02:27:09.360
came on you so hard so many
times that it bruised the top. It

2110
02:27:09.479 --> 02:27:15.719
bruised your third option be I like, how all of your cumshot scenarios are

2111
02:27:15.719 --> 02:27:18.799
always there's so much fucking pressure there. You guys don't have pressure rized come

2112
02:27:20.760 --> 02:27:26.920
that to that level. That's not
pretty every time when I come into like

2113
02:27:26.920 --> 02:27:31.200
I don't know whatever I'm coming into, whatever you're coming. No, it's

2114
02:27:31.239 --> 02:27:33.600
a choice. It's a choice.
It's a choice to do that. It's

2115
02:27:33.639 --> 02:27:35.079
like a It's like a super soaker
where you're like you you, you pump

2116
02:27:35.120 --> 02:27:37.799
a bunch and then you hold it
and then no, dude, if I

2117
02:27:39.079 --> 02:27:48.879
if I hold it, my peanuts
will blow up. Uh blows handiest her

2118
02:27:48.920 --> 02:27:52.000
and Dandy Michael B. Jordan and
his new movie Peede, the ending of

2119
02:27:52.079 --> 02:27:58.040
Fight Club except Sweeney's at the top
of a skyscaper, drinking pin nice Heath

2120
02:27:58.159 --> 02:28:03.479
playing paying hundreds on Patreon to use
the benefit. Uh there ain't There ain't

2121
02:28:03.600 --> 02:28:07.159
no rest for the Oh no,
it's a classic. It's a classic.

2122
02:28:09.520 --> 02:28:13.920
Oh fucking god, damn it.
They ain't no rest for the N word.

2123
02:28:16.559 --> 02:28:26.319
Hua Cock Phalanx is no what what
cock fallas is the jizzler cringe gay

2124
02:28:26.399 --> 02:28:31.120
com did you gay homeless transfem who
comes sucking on my testicles, gargle on

2125
02:28:31.280 --> 02:28:35.040
the gargle on them, even suckle
on my testicles, gargle on them.

2126
02:28:35.079 --> 02:28:41.920
Even Jordan penison Jordan's penison. Of
course, that's I never thought of something

2127
02:28:43.040 --> 02:28:46.840
that simple and dum little be the
bass guy asking you some cash money for

2128
02:28:46.840 --> 02:28:50.559
fee picks on Twitter. Dead serious. One of my lectures got got cocked

2129
02:28:50.600 --> 02:28:54.360
by the lead singer of the Pixies, SpongeBob pissed pants, mister pants Jesse,

2130
02:28:54.559 --> 02:28:56.840
we need to make more pills,
Jesse. I can't miss the white

2131
02:28:58.360 --> 02:29:03.040
uh baller of the first sin spum
befutters. This is literally just a period,

2132
02:29:03.440 --> 02:29:09.040
just a dot tool. So thanks, thank thank you period person Naked

2133
02:29:09.079 --> 02:29:15.680
Billy naked naked Billy Eilish presents at
the Oscars jolly old dipship. Somebody told

2134
02:29:15.760 --> 02:29:20.639
me by the killers breaking my back, just breaking Oh fuck, okay,

2135
02:29:22.000 --> 02:29:26.360
break breaking my back just to suck
my dick because way man ain't close in

2136
02:29:26.479 --> 02:29:31.799
a place. Lag He broke his
back just breaking my back. He suck

2137
02:29:31.879 --> 02:29:35.239
my dick is good. I don't
know about the second you've been backwards breaking

2138
02:29:35.959 --> 02:29:43.520
forward. He's challenging himself. He
doesn't try the four. You're like,

2139
02:29:43.559 --> 02:29:46.000
this is the easier. I don't
want that. I want to go backwards

2140
02:29:50.760 --> 02:29:58.799
at That's like driving to London.
Patrick Patrick hit him. Patrick hit him

2141
02:29:58.799 --> 02:30:05.440
with that autistic flow toe for laser
pistol, ciphergraph medium piss half medium penis

2142
02:30:05.479 --> 02:30:09.399
Hamer. Palestinians be like, here
they come. It's lots and lots of

2143
02:30:15.239 --> 02:30:18.879
Oh fuck me, uh that's pretty
yeah, you know what I can't I

2144
02:30:18.959 --> 02:30:24.120
can't even front. That's that's good
time by time by pink Floyd dicking a

2145
02:30:24.200 --> 02:30:26.440
gay. The homos are caked up
all the way finger and gay bowls in

2146
02:30:26.559 --> 02:30:31.120
and out. That's gay gay.
Ronnie Radkey be like good Dick's bad thighs.

2147
02:30:31.120 --> 02:30:33.879
I don't know, just something to
piss him off. Oh yeah,

2148
02:30:33.520 --> 02:30:37.959
can I say something. I had
no idea that that video My Life is

2149
02:30:37.000 --> 02:30:41.479
like a video game song was a
genuine falling in reverse song. I had

2150
02:30:41.600 --> 02:30:45.399
no fucking clue that that was real. I thought that was a joke.

2151
02:30:46.319 --> 02:30:56.000
Dude, that Ronnie Radkeys fucking that
guy's a That guy sucks man. I

2152
02:30:56.079 --> 02:31:00.360
love. I was expecting like a
really thorough It's like that guy's too much.

2153
02:31:00.520 --> 02:31:05.319
That's why it just default just sucks. Dude, there is too much

2154
02:31:05.360 --> 02:31:07.879
shit that he's been involved where it's
like this guy, you said it so

2155
02:31:07.079 --> 02:31:13.559
respectfully. I feel like I would
feel so honored if somebody cut it off

2156
02:31:13.600 --> 02:31:16.479
at that point. You know,
it's like if somebody was like, man,

2157
02:31:16.559 --> 02:31:20.479
that Chris Raagun guy, it's like
he sucks, Like I feel like,

2158
02:31:20.520 --> 02:31:26.319
oh, thank god, thank god. That's all there was ammunition not

2159
02:31:26.520 --> 02:31:30.639
choosing not to. Yeah, just
like Hunter Dubois, Hunter Dubois back with

2160
02:31:30.760 --> 02:31:35.120
revengeance, Cosmo Wanda, I wish
for a glass of cummies. Fuck Jizen.

2161
02:31:35.280 --> 02:31:39.319
I'm pissing, never in a urinal, only in women, Fuck women.

2162
02:31:39.479 --> 02:31:43.479
I'm different, sticking in a dude's
hole. Now I'm with Now I'm

2163
02:31:43.559 --> 02:31:46.520
winning. Damn. It's good.
Some good, some bars. As the

2164
02:31:46.600 --> 02:31:52.840
kids would say, running rab Lily's
piss Dealer. Nice, the idea that

2165
02:31:52.879 --> 02:31:58.440
you would deal pisses wild back.
The tank of Coum Caucasian contained a crack

2166
02:31:58.479 --> 02:32:01.040
a belt for gays. Donald Trump
burping on Clint super Earth is just regular

2167
02:32:01.200 --> 02:32:05.760
about Israel. Ask strong to take
any to take any dong, it's me

2168
02:32:05.920 --> 02:32:09.440
where where all dick belongs? She
pipkin on my Pippa. I live in

2169
02:32:09.520 --> 02:32:13.479
Orange County, New York. Now, fuck you Long Island. Uh Sweeney

2170
02:32:15.360 --> 02:32:22.559
showers in sneakers. You know if
I saw somebody that would that would change,

2171
02:32:22.399 --> 02:32:28.440
that would change my perception of a
person. I think whole off you're

2172
02:32:28.479 --> 02:32:31.520
off it. That's like if you
shot, That's like if you could only

2173
02:32:31.639 --> 02:32:35.920
ship if you're wearing a tie,
Like I just I don't know what to

2174
02:32:37.079 --> 02:32:39.680
make of that. Psychologically speaking,
I don't know if it necessarily makes you

2175
02:32:39.719 --> 02:32:43.079
a threat or like a bad person, but like it makes me concerned because

2176
02:32:43.120 --> 02:32:46.639
it's something that I can't understand.
There's something so good you ever see you

2177
02:32:46.680 --> 02:32:50.719
ever see black dudes in porn?
How they usually have their socks and sneakers

2178
02:32:50.760 --> 02:32:58.000
on, Like I imagine that like
your butt ass naked. I've definitely I've

2179
02:32:58.040 --> 02:33:03.239
definitely had set and like realized that
I was in a state like that,

2180
02:33:03.879 --> 02:33:09.040
yes shoes. I was just like, what am I doing? You know?

2181
02:33:09.120 --> 02:33:11.799
It was I was taking no,
no, I was taking We we

2182
02:33:11.040 --> 02:33:15.120
just got in this years ago,
but like I just got it, and

2183
02:33:15.360 --> 02:33:18.399
like I was wearing sweatpants and I
just wanted to get them to fuck off,

2184
02:33:18.120 --> 02:33:22.840
and like my shoes were really like
tedious, like they're like they were

2185
02:33:22.879 --> 02:33:24.079
really fucking tight, and I couldn't
just like kick them off. So I

2186
02:33:24.200 --> 02:33:26.760
was like, fuck, I don't
know, like I'm already going, like

2187
02:33:26.840 --> 02:33:31.040
I don't I don't want to stop
because it's like I'm already in this like

2188
02:33:31.239 --> 02:33:33.440
this zone and it's gonna be a
test. And then like but it hit

2189
02:33:33.559 --> 02:33:37.280
me like at some point, like
not long afterwards, where it's like I

2190
02:33:37.479 --> 02:33:46.520
feel fucking ridiculous. I feel like
reverse like reverse squidward almost I really should,

2191
02:33:48.120 --> 02:33:54.239
I really should take these off.
But gros feeling because you feel cold

2192
02:33:54.440 --> 02:34:01.120
and ready to run and it's a
jarring combination of feelings that is weird.

2193
02:34:01.840 --> 02:34:05.760
I really recommend everybody, everybody in
the audience get naked and put your shoes

2194
02:34:05.840 --> 02:34:11.799
on. It is a fucking bizarre
You want to go, but you can't

2195
02:34:11.920 --> 02:34:18.959
because it's like it's like you have
all the freedom necessary to go wherever you

2196
02:34:18.079 --> 02:34:22.239
need, but none, none of
the ability and to prove that you did.

2197
02:34:22.639 --> 02:34:24.680
It's it's such a weird it does
something to the brain. On Twitter

2198
02:34:28.639 --> 02:34:31.840
puts on my own Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good content.

2199
02:34:31.920 --> 02:34:35.440
Man, just having shoes on.
I love it. It's got you gotta

2200
02:34:35.479 --> 02:34:39.959
have medium socks, though, there's
something about like there's gotta be more socks

2201
02:34:41.000 --> 02:34:43.799
there. The socks are always too
big, that the gray part of the

2202
02:34:43.920 --> 02:34:56.879
heel is always sticking out at the
top. I don't think I've ever had

2203
02:34:56.920 --> 02:35:01.520
a pair of white socks that have
fit me authentically. Actually, I wear

2204
02:35:01.680 --> 02:35:05.120
I always just because no, I
just always buy socks, and I just

2205
02:35:05.319 --> 02:35:07.840
their socks. So I'm just like
who I wear ankle socks. I don't

2206
02:35:07.879 --> 02:35:13.399
like being exposed. I just wear
because they're necessary. Oh see, I

2207
02:35:13.559 --> 02:35:16.639
like my socks being exposed because I
don't like my shoes touching my skin.

2208
02:35:18.200 --> 02:35:26.000
Okay, trauma anyway, Yeah,
I was molested by a shoe when I

2209
02:35:26.079 --> 02:35:31.200
was young. We are rebranding the
snark Tank as the spank Tank. Maybe

2210
02:35:31.280 --> 02:35:35.600
slightly above average clar Energy just the
hard r Star coffee. Never made it

2211
02:35:35.639 --> 02:35:39.000
as a straight man, only made
it as a gay man, squealing gay

2212
02:35:39.079 --> 02:35:41.040
blade, gay Blade. I like
Dick. If you can read one page

2213
02:35:41.079 --> 02:35:45.399
of Harry Potter book and word my
son froze to death in the waste of

2214
02:35:45.440 --> 02:35:48.159
Ohio by going homeless to pay you
fox now. This is a memorial rip

2215
02:35:48.280 --> 02:35:54.840
John transferm Gremlin expposing people would like
House intelligan nine million rogins of ionizing radiation,

2216
02:35:54.280 --> 02:35:58.920
yush worms, Craig the Canadian Matt
Walsh is my least favorite race.

2217
02:36:00.120 --> 02:36:03.040
He's not even very funny. It's
your boy, shawne d I want a

2218
02:36:03.120 --> 02:36:05.639
cock, I want to cock.
I want two cocks by Twisted Sister.

2219
02:36:07.920 --> 02:36:09.079
I live in Philly and everything you
guy said is true. Also, I

2220
02:36:09.239 --> 02:36:13.239
once saw two homeless guys fucking near
my high school. If by Chris Raygun

2221
02:36:13.280 --> 02:36:15.319
had one wish, it would be
that women could only speak by shouting their

2222
02:36:15.399 --> 02:36:20.399
names, like fucking like stupid fucking
Pokemon three XO imploring people to look up

2223
02:36:20.559 --> 02:36:26.200
bipolar Betty on TikTok. She has
no nose, just a hole oh slurping

2224
02:36:26.280 --> 02:36:30.040
stroke and smoking joking emoticon's going like
this. Drip mh Lord of Drip.

2225
02:36:30.520 --> 02:36:31.959
I got my mind set on you
by George Harrison. I got my ball

2226
02:36:33.040 --> 02:36:37.959
sweat on you, Uh Obie,
won't you blow me? Jackson Vernon,

2227
02:36:37.079 --> 02:36:41.280
Norwegian game dev fucking a homeless,
homeless, fucking the homeless to sleep Kremlin

2228
02:36:41.319 --> 02:36:46.120
de gremlin hearst song and the Dicko's
in and the Dickos out. I'm gonna

2229
02:36:46.120 --> 02:36:48.680
steal your bones. One more spoon
of cum syrup now, Oh whoa zoo

2230
02:36:48.760 --> 02:36:56.639
by Denzel Fury Abby another period another
the fuck is this? It's weird?

2231
02:36:56.639 --> 02:36:58.399
That's gonna be the new It's weird
that it happened twice in the same episode

2232
02:36:58.639 --> 02:37:03.799
got after having never happened before.
Derek give us an update on Ethan Ralph.

2233
02:37:03.879 --> 02:37:09.360
Now it's been a while, ah
man. So the people that follow

2234
02:37:09.479 --> 02:37:15.879
him that that there's one guy that
that he's so boring that I can't watch

2235
02:37:15.920 --> 02:37:20.399
his streams that always looks after Ethan
Ralph. Uh, there's these other guys

2236
02:37:20.440 --> 02:37:24.040
that do they haven't been He hasn't
done anything of prominence. The last prominent

2237
02:37:24.079 --> 02:37:31.079
thing he did is he had on
some insane guy on his stream that he

2238
02:37:31.200 --> 02:37:33.040
thought was gonna be like, uh, game changing, Like, oh,

2239
02:37:33.120 --> 02:37:35.680
this is gonna get a lot of
views. There was some old guy that

2240
02:37:35.959 --> 02:37:43.239
like was talking about stories about alien
shit and it's it was the funniest fucking

2241
02:37:43.319 --> 02:37:46.760
thing I've seen in a while.
Because Ethan Ralph was visibly upset at this

2242
02:37:46.920 --> 02:37:54.239
guy. He's visibly he's so angry
that this guy he just he thought he

2243
02:37:54.319 --> 02:37:56.200
had he hit like a home run, and then when the guy was on

2244
02:37:58.159 --> 02:38:03.120
it was the biggest flop in him
being so angry, just trying to patiently

2245
02:38:03.200 --> 02:38:07.920
let this guy talk and it was
just insane rants of nothing. It was

2246
02:38:07.959 --> 02:38:11.040
actually great. So that was the
last thing that he's done. But as

2247
02:38:11.079 --> 02:38:13.600
far as having like major l's in
his life, it's a constant thing.

2248
02:38:13.680 --> 02:38:18.239
You know, still lives in Mexico. He lost his uh wife and his

2249
02:38:18.440 --> 02:38:30.479
second kid. Yeah, it's all
it's it's amazing, it's it's amazing his

2250
02:38:30.559 --> 02:38:33.520
second wife excuse me, that's the
second one too, and his second kid

2251
02:38:33.600 --> 02:38:35.559
he's lost. I love the idea
of laughing. But after someone says he

2252
02:38:35.680 --> 02:38:41.760
just lost his wife and this guy
has taken soon, should clip that with

2253
02:38:41.879 --> 02:38:45.840
no context, no context of who
I'm talking with, no context to who

2254
02:38:45.840 --> 02:38:46.959
I'm talking about, Just like,
yeah, he lost his wife and kid

2255
02:38:48.000 --> 02:38:50.559
and it's just that's good. I
like that. Yeah that has to happened,

2256
02:38:52.559 --> 02:38:54.920
dude, it's crazy. I can't
wait. God, I can't wait

2257
02:38:54.959 --> 02:38:58.479
to the j Aubrey's the people like
that, like get a hold of him.

2258
02:39:00.079 --> 02:39:03.399
I can't wait the fact that they're
I just don't like they don't.

2259
02:39:03.799 --> 02:39:07.280
I feel like they're just not aware. I think I was waiting for him

2260
02:39:07.319 --> 02:39:13.559
to die. So it's safe because
it is. Yeah, So anyway,

2261
02:39:13.639 --> 02:39:16.360
Wedge five eighty three, a sad
guy from Michigan. Finally, I'd like

2262
02:39:16.440 --> 02:39:18.879
some cumshots, maybe one uh with
the camera looking up at you from the

2263
02:39:18.920 --> 02:39:22.079
ground where you're come, where you
come on your belly. Uh. The

2264
02:39:22.120 --> 02:39:26.040
Puppini bros of Hole, Derek's engraved
glasses, Chris's audio remote, and Sweden's

2265
02:39:26.040 --> 02:39:31.840
foreskin from Ransom. I had a
nightmare. And it's wild because that that

2266
02:39:33.040 --> 02:39:35.479
this is a nightmare at all,
because it sounds like just a dream,

2267
02:39:35.520 --> 02:39:37.440
but it was. It's unequivocally a
nightmare. I had a dream that I

2268
02:39:37.559 --> 02:39:43.879
was sitting here in this office in
New York and I opened a drawer and

2269
02:39:43.040 --> 02:39:48.399
my remote was there. And it
was a nightmare because I was just like,

2270
02:39:48.479 --> 02:39:54.040
there's no fucking way, boy,
Bud, I'm really fucking annoyed at

2271
02:39:54.079 --> 02:39:56.639
it, and I don't know,
I don't know where to go to fix

2272
02:39:56.760 --> 02:40:03.280
this. God, I can't even
buy another one because the model of the

2273
02:40:03.559 --> 02:40:09.120
remote isn't available to buy separately.
So I'm I'm reeling. Doc Doncerson and

2274
02:40:09.479 --> 02:40:13.319
like my dad used to say,
dig it while you can, while you

2275
02:40:13.399 --> 02:40:18.200
can, bitch, because the light
just turn motherfucking green by bitch. H

2276
02:40:18.200 --> 02:40:22.239
that's a wild thing for your dad
to say, installing a faulty neural link.

2277
02:40:22.319 --> 02:40:26.680
Chriss had the place Thunder on repeat. By the way, the Sacred

2278
02:40:26.719 --> 02:40:28.079
Live Show, everybody like I was
put on trial for my hatred of a

2279
02:40:28.159 --> 02:40:33.200
Madden Dragons and nobody made a good
case. I want you got to pay

2280
02:40:33.479 --> 02:40:37.719
the troll sult to get in the
boys hole Gate six? Do you think

2281
02:40:37.799 --> 02:40:43.799
people on ninety third on the ninety
third floor were turtally enough for the Turtle

2282
02:40:43.879 --> 02:40:48.559
Club stop? That is so specific. That is crazy that you said that

2283
02:40:50.959 --> 02:40:54.360
people on the registry be like,
my horny ass could not be within forty

2284
02:40:54.479 --> 02:40:58.280
one one thousand feet of a school. Fucking Patreon for removing the search by

2285
02:40:58.440 --> 02:41:01.799
month. These cunts will do whatever
it takes to make the side unusable.

2286
02:41:03.319 --> 02:41:05.399
Yeah, there's a lot of dumb. There's yeah, I don't know it's

2287
02:41:05.440 --> 02:41:11.440
concerning, but whatever. Every guy
is just Schrodinger's foreskin. Ah help me,

2288
02:41:13.079 --> 02:41:16.239
fuck uh an evil lesbian. They're
coming lots and lots of dick and

2289
02:41:16.360 --> 02:41:20.680
balls. I love that there's lots
and lots of jets and plain things is

2290
02:41:20.959 --> 02:41:24.479
lots of so pervasive. I went
homeless paying Ian Miles song to swat the

2291
02:41:26.239 --> 02:41:31.000
chumba casino guy John Strickland. I
missed the old Kanye go to the Throat,

2292
02:41:31.079 --> 02:41:35.520
Kanye pulls in the whole Kanye Dragon
Dence Floor Kanye Merse eighteen eighty nine.

2293
02:41:35.600 --> 02:41:43.719
Call my nuts non binary the way
they're always itch so dudging bitching,

2294
02:41:43.719 --> 02:41:50.760
bitching, the way they're always it. She keep going. The first time

2295
02:41:50.760 --> 02:41:56.319
would be David featuring a crowd of
people gang writing on on Chris's little slutty

2296
02:41:56.360 --> 02:42:00.920
notebook. Oh yeah, that's right. Look, man, I don't know

2297
02:42:01.079 --> 02:42:05.120
the first key David featuring being better
than the first turta key David pre roz

2298
02:42:05.120 --> 02:42:09.600
Blak nine six, a half black, half Vietnamese person named bitch Jen Word

2299
02:42:09.719 --> 02:42:11.559
Little Dick Ragg lost my job at
Coles because they called me playing with Annequins.

2300
02:42:11.559 --> 02:42:13.159
Boo, it's not like you to
say I'm gay. I was waiting

2301
02:42:13.200 --> 02:42:18.559
on a different homie. This time. I'm mistaken for handing you a cockworth

2302
02:42:18.639 --> 02:42:22.719
breaking Uh. I'll ask you to
oil field trash, Texas State of salad,

2303
02:42:22.760 --> 02:42:28.479
Chris eating pussy like a fat guy
at a buffet. Nice accurate sue,

2304
02:42:28.520 --> 02:42:31.399
hulk tickle my ass, hair's nikky
ziggy. I want to test Chris's

2305
02:42:31.440 --> 02:42:39.239
dyslexia ginger. You can't get me. Uh My piss is thick like gas

2306
02:42:39.280 --> 02:42:43.920
stations, slushy and lit and Lily
chugs it. King k Rules colon written

2307
02:42:45.040 --> 02:42:50.520
for nine to eleven, not wicked
nine o nine Sorry miss Jackson, badly

2308
02:42:50.559 --> 02:42:54.520
brave hugger, Derek Duck Coon the
vegan Deckromanser I got and said Eighturian Brogerian

2309
02:42:54.559 --> 02:42:58.000
punter Melfis won, the rehabilitated and
back in the saddle with two functioning hands,

2310
02:42:58.280 --> 02:43:01.000
and as always, rounding out our
list, the King of Haphazard,

2311
02:43:01.360 --> 02:43:03.959
thank you all for your support,
thank you all for listening. We're going

2312
02:43:05.040 --> 02:43:07.760
to be back on schedule very very
soon. Apologies for the delays all that

2313
02:43:07.799 --> 02:43:11.280
stuff. There will be a rite
up on the Patreon kind of like explaining

2314
02:43:11.280 --> 02:43:16.280
everything, remember merch sometime this month. Keep an eye out on the Patreon

2315
02:43:16.319 --> 02:43:18.600
for that there. It won't go
up on like a specific day. It

2316
02:43:18.600 --> 02:43:20.360
won't go up on like a day
of an upload or anything or like.

2317
02:43:20.840 --> 02:43:24.799
It will just show up one day, and we will. It'll be there

2318
02:43:24.840 --> 02:43:28.559
for you. So thanks again for
all your support. Take care, We'll

2319
02:43:28.559 --> 02:43:33.319
see you on the next episode and
we'll see you in April. Don't die.