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Are you that is that? Uh? Does that? So? Now here's
the thing. Is that going to trick the algorithm into thinking that, oh,
this is a kid's this is this is safe? Yeah, you know
this is safe programming. We don't have to demonetize this episode because it starts
with a goofy fucking lots and lots of jets and planes. Ass fucking introduction
and the rest of it's probably fine. I thought that's what you were doing.
Yeah, I hope you will also get like what, uh ten dollars
per meal for CPM now or something fucking pathetic. It's so sad. Oh
man, hey, everybody, welcome, Welcome to the Start Tank podcast.
It is us again. We're a little bit, we're a little bit behind
schedule. A lot of things happened. Derek got his uh, Derek got
his wisdom tee taken out of commission for a little bit. And then what
is it? Whatever? What was it? The oh, I should know
this because it happened to me. I got kidnapped by a uh what was
an ice cream truck or something? And then and then he was like,
he was like, Hi, I'm doctor Joseph Manguelo's son. I'm going to
perform oral surgery on you without anesthesia. And I was like, all right,
wait as long as it's free. And then he gave me ice cream
afterwards, so he couldn't complained to take his bick out and bust your fucking
wisdom thief out your mouth with his club like Coper German and Argentinian engineering.
It's it's a wonder. It's a wonder lamb in his cock into your feet,
knocking your wisdom beef. That's why I was lug. That's why I
was gone. And then Chris had a lot of shit going on to Yeah,
there was a lot of there's some medical stuff. I flew out to
New York. Obviously I'm in New York right now. If you're watching the
video, you can tell. Uh. We did our three hundred Sacred Symbols,
three hundred live show in New York City and that was fucking crazy.
Uh. But I got sick, of course from that, on top of
already being sick. That's what happens. You meet like two hundred people and
you shake hands, and you inevitably, like, no matter how much you
try not to, no matter how much, no matter how much you're like,
Okay, i'm gonna hand sanitize, i'm gonna wash, I'm not gonna
touch my face, inevitably something will happen and you will. You will simply
get sick, dude. I got It was crazy too, because it was
so cold in New York, but it was also dry. It was like
so it was like the strangest combination of climates that I've never It's never been
that cold to dry in New York from my experience, so like by the
time I finished the show, my lips were chapped to shit and I couldn't
I could not talk without bleeding. It was so bad. And like by
the time it got to the Wednesday we were supposed to record, I was
like, guys, I literally can't speak because I will bleed to death.
But also there were also there are there's some other medical stuff. But well,
we're back on schedule now. Sorry for the little delay. But one
announcement that I do want to let everybody know about, especially if you're on
the Patreon, Patreon, dot com slash the snark Tank, is that there's
merch in the works and it's very very close. We're gonna get some samples
to make sure everything's set and everything is a okay. But like I would,
I would bet like by this point, all we have to do is
plug it in. Everything should be uh in the system by April first,
and uh by the end of April. I think you people on the Patreon
should get your first window into the merch shop, and yeah, you,
I would imagine that it won't take that long. You people, So people,
you people, you fucking savages. But yeah, so so that's in
the works. So very excited about that. We got some really cool designs.
I think ye coming from Beanie? Is it okay if we say yeah,
shadowed her out before? Yeah, Beanie Linguini artist. Uh. I
don't know if you've ever seen some of the stuff we posted a long time
ago. I've been thinking about recycling. I mean, this is what a
good what a good promoter should do is kind of you know, kind of
keep posting stuff, bringing things up ancient because you have new people coming in.
We're so bad at all that shit. But there are some amazing pieces
of art, and she did some crazy pieces for us, and then she
actually even I commissioned her to do the Inward Club. I think that I
remember that podcast. It lasted for like seven eight episodes, and people are
like, what happened? Like life happened? Man, shut up. We've
thought about now here's an interesting thing real quick. We've talked about bringing it
back. But I just it's I just I don't it doesn't make sense.
My time doesn't make sense to me. I feel like I have time to
do other stuff and then I kind of end up my day being full it
doesn't make sense to me, but I want to try again later. I
want to try it again later. We have to go back to school,
which is whole. That's disgusting, awesome, you're crazy, but I'm just
gonna finish out my four year. Man, just get in have it.
How much time do you have left on that year? One year? And
then clinicals, all right, yeah, bang it out. Then clinicals,
man, then I think you should nurse blow your but hands. But listen,
and then listen. We're a little bit. We got a lot to
catch up on you, a lot to catch up on a service for the
world. I just get disability. Thanks, Derek. You're right, you're
right. I don't know that seems like a good trade off me. Just
you sound like you sound like what they make every black person sound like.
I conservatives, Like they refuse to get jobs. They're just gonna live off
social Security. And it's like, but you have a legitimate reason. If
your hands are blown off, if your hands are blowing, you cannot blow
my hand. I don't have to. I would like my hands. They're
cool. You neglect your fucking toes and stuff. So now it'll be a
good opportunity to really get intimate, just to really get to know how to
use your toes. Can you see people driving with their toes and shit and
like using keyboards and stuff, you can get there. I don't want that.
You're a fucking you're a pussy. But all right, yep, you
ready we got a lot of stuff to catch up on. No, we
don't, Derek. Derek wanted to start off with something though, before we
got into some of the stuff that we wanted to talk about. So what
was what was the what was the thing you wanted to start off with?
Oh, yeah, I'm officially gay. Finally I stopped. You know,
everybody was like, oh, he's doing now that gay shit, he must
be gay, and I'm like, that's dumb. I have a wife,
but no, I'm actually, uh my wife is she's trans and that makes
me gay somehow. So I'm yeah, I just want to come out with
them. Oh and one other announcement. One other announcement. People a handful
of people were mentioning the Cold Opens because I did a couple of AI opens.
One was Joe Rogan and I think the album was Jordan Peterson, And
so I've been using this one app called Parrot AI and just experimenting with it.
It's not bad. I like where it's at because I don't want it
to be perfect. I don't want it to be seamless, because if it's
seamless, it's not as funny when it's like a little bit off. That's
what the jankiness really makes it funny to me. Oddly enough, the CEO
of that app, or at least somebody, he says to the CEO,
I'm still trying to look up his credentials, but he was like, hey,
I want to like talk about some business opportunities. Just coincidentally, because
I have no watermarks on that shit or anything when I used it, But
he was just like, hey, man, like the parodies and stuff you
do were hilarious, some business opportunities, like he wants to have a conference,
And I'm like, what a huge coincidence. I started using this app
And he was asking have I heard of this app? And I'm like,
what the fuck? I just started using it and I told him, And
this was so awesome because I was trying to find a customer service for that
app because I only wanted to use the Benjapiro thing and it's not working.
The videos just won't render it. So I was pissed off and I told
him immediately like, hey, dude, I would think your app is cool
if the Ben Shapiro one worked. And he's like, oh my bad,
I'm gonna get my team on it. And I'm like, this is insane.
So if he fixes it, the next cold open, will you would
have you will? This is the difference if it worked and he fixed it,
the cold open of this episode is some wild Ben Shapiro shit because it
works well, like it like, the voices are pretty decent, and all
I wanted to do was fuck with the Benjapia because he has the best voice.
He has the best voice for parody, because he just sounds like a
bit. He sounds like why do so? I told this to somebody the
other day, I said, why do people? Like a lot of people
on the right they champion masculinity and then they prop up Jordan Peterson in Ben
Shapiro, where they sound like the biggest dorks on earth, Like they sound
like there is no bigger dork, Like you can't sound any dorkier than those
two people. Jordan Peterson raising his voice at people is the funniest thing.
Unfortunately, I will I will beat you, I will feed you a vegetable
and kill you. But you are you are an absolute person. He was
arguing with Destiny. It was like because of force, they forced nothing at
the vaccines. I don't believe in any third party people. And it's like,
you're so, you're such act I feel like Canadians genuinely have the dumbest
takes on politics always. I feel like, by their nature they are just
really dumb politically. To be fair, I think they haven't had enough strife.
I feel like they just don't have enough strife to understand how politics work
the right way. But they're so they're so we are a little bit right
about that. Actually you're so wildly vocal about shit they're wrong about. And
it's like, dude, you guys put Native Americans away in a nineties.
Still, you guys don't talk about that, won't bring nineties. In their
nineties, they were rounding up Native Americans and that's crazy. Ed Canadians were
re educating. The Canadians are re educating Native Americans while fucking X Meneries was
very on. I've been watching that in preparation of X Men ninety seven,
I haven't gotten to ninety seven. Ninety seven is really good, man,
I've been seeing so the thing is too many spoilers. What's up, Chris,
You've because I've been watching your journey, watching that show, and you've
posted like you've posted on your Instagram story all these like all no, I
wouldn't call them art mistakes necessarily, but just like hilarious freeze frames of like,
Dude, the way X men looks sometimes it's crazy because I was watching
A Lily too, and there's a moment where Beast where Beast looks insane.
He he looks there's a moment where he looks like he just smoked way too
much fentoyl and he's just there's one there's an image that Derek specifically focused on
Professor X with like it looks like he has forty extra bones in his face.
Look at this shit dide. That is so crazy. Lily, a
person at Ly's never seen the show, so she's watching for the first time
now that way, and she's like, what the fuck was going on in
the nineties, And I was like, Lily, freedom, that was artistic
freedom. Freedom could write or do whatever they wanted at that period of time.
Dude, he felt like there was a sweet spot with like where things
ended like ninety five to two thousand and five. I think was like probably
like where a lot of things probably should have halted. Just just stop,
just to stop. Yeah, Like I just feel like it got like even
now, dude, Like Google image search is fucking useless. Like it's it's
all, it's all AI now, Like you like, if you try to
find like a photo of a real deer, you will not know when you've
found it because everything kind of because everything like just even just for a reference.
Like let's say like you're an artist and you're like, oh, okay,
I want to make like a I'm fleshing out alright, I'm working on
like Avatar, and I'm trying to flesh out new animals, and I'm trying
to look for reference images of like I don't know, like real animals to
get Inspirationy, you look for a deer, and like every Google image search
that you find of a deer, even on page one, is like you
look at it and you're like, is that AI? What is it that
big of a prop? What? Really? Yeah, I'm just pretty good
optimized searches at all for things that no, it's over. And dude,
the days of optimize search, the days of Google existing to help you get
to the answers that you need to find are over. Like it's it,
that's they've been over for a while, yeah, to be fair, but
like it's all just like, oh, well, what's advertised? You know
who's paying for the top spots on this on this Google search? And if
nothing applies, then it's it's it's crazy, and it's it's really truly fucking
wild. A lot of times, when I'm searching for an answer for something,
It'll give me a line in an article that thinks, I think this
is what you're looking for. I say, for example, I wanted to
look at this happens to me most of the time, and it won't and
it's not a it's not what I'm looking for specifically, and I'll have to
really dig sometimes in the other pages to see if I if I look here,
I actually wanted to look up something about like a lot of times,
I love I love like watching people that debunk like holistic medicines and all this
stuff like that, And I was just trying to find something. Oh,
I'm surely somebody must have talked about like was it fullic acid or something.
There's these things that people use they claim, Oh it's it's just decomposing stuff,
and these minerals fucking can cure so much shit. And I'm like,
I want to see somebody who's debunked this stuff. For pages. It's just
promotion of the stuff. Even if you put the word debunk or exposed or
anything. I can't find anything. And I'm like, this can't be right.
I know there must be people pushing back against this stuff. It's just
not working. It's like it's fucking garbage. I usually don't I don't google
things like that enough because like I google things like like people's ages and stuff
like that. I don't really google shit because like I don't because what else
am I gonna google? Really? You know, like I don't feel like
I'm like, well, you notice it when you edit and you're looking for
like a material and you're looking for like research, and you're looking for just
like assets. It's just like it's it's a fucking it's so bad. It's
so fucking useless. But that's beside the point where we have a lot to
man. I feel like there's so much to touch on but before we get
into like the big thing, which I think is like the thing that everybody
kind of expects us to talk about, I do want to bring up uh
put. I want to pull Kingston into this Miles conversation because there's a new
Miles. There's a there's a new development in the Miles Powers arc. You
want to explain. So I have not read the comic yet. I don't
know what a comic came from, but there is an image of our our
friendly black Puerto Rican electric powered spider Man using what seems to be a mold
that resembles a lot like Super Sayane where he is sending huge blacks electricity out
of his hands. Now, I know what you're gonna say, stupid,
right, I agree, it's pretty ridiculous. But at the same time,
I'm like, you know, eh, you're you're a baby with like the
keys jingling in front of Well, no, I don't. I don't like
it. I just said, I agree it's stupid, right, Like,
I agree, it's dumb, But at the same time, I'm just like,
he's just this is what this is what characters do you know? It's
like dumb stuff Like granted he has I see it like Superman, Right,
Superman, at first he could jump ro high, he was strong, he
was a bulletproof. The eventually he could fly, and then he could fly,
and then he had laser eyes, and then he had super breath.
You know. Yeah, so stuff like that. Granted, spider Man,
that's a spider Man's that's my thing is that like super Superman. Look,
that's that. Stuff is stupid about Superman too, but at least it doesn't
necessarily conflict with like super like that all kind of like he has a cheat
code kind of built into his name where you could really give Superman any kind
of power and it would fit because it's just kind of like the nature of
like what his name is. It's like, oh, it's Superman, Like
he just does everything. But like when you have like spider Man or Batman
and then you start you start delving into like like imagine if Batman had like
telekinesis and could breathe in space, it would start to feel like it would
and he's done all that, you know, he's he's he's he's gone into
space and not died, and everybody's like, you shouldn't be alive. That's
a vacuum space Batman. He's like, don't worry. He doesn't have like
a help or anything. Money. He gets back into and you're like,
all right, Batman, flash, couldn't do that. Couldn't do that that,
bro, I need a citation for that one. Yeah, I don't
know. Batman has Batman has been in the vacuum of space over over the
period of time where a person should not have been able to do it,
and got back in the ship and everybody was like, you shouldn't have been
able to do that, and he was like, yeah, oh well does
he have a helmet? It was just what happens is over the two thousands,
right, Batman got written into being the stupidest character ever in comics.
Like think of it like this, we live in a world where people think
Batman will be Superman. That is all I gotta say. I guess that
is. I mean gonna be more people will agree Batman will be Superman and
this fuck the planet we live on. And it's like, yeah, I
don't know. To me, like a lot of people sent this to mething,
I would be mad about it, but it's like it's no more,
Like I'm not angry that he keeps accruing powers. I'm not even really The
thing that bothers me really is that they jumped the shark in the first place.
Anything after this it's just the same thing again, Like it's it's not
like it's it doesn't like accumulate. It was already ridiculous enough for him to
make this sor like I think the sword is personally more ridiculous than this super
saying thing like by a by a wide march. I think it's necessary because,
like I could say, down the line, I could see him getting
these power like as an adult, as like a grown man, miles of
violets, you know, like because he has electrical powers, you know,
obviously i'd assume he's gonna eventually be able to use electric powers in a more
interesting or powerful way. You know, he's gonna be able to eventually be
able to augment himself for electricity. Like a lot of characters have like energy
powers. They do that lantern like that Havoc Robert DaCosta, like you could
so many characters use their energy and it like I'm gonna dump all my energy
to my buy and I'm being able to move fast or something like that.
Yeah. Look look, look here here's the bottom line. The bottom line
is that look is it? Is it dumb? Yes? But like we
are, we are already kind of like Miles has He's in the territory.
Now, he's in dumb territory. He's in Batman territory, where it's like,
okay that this is just this character. Now it's like, I guess
he's just gonna breathe and base and I guess he's gonna become super saying I
guess he's gonna conjure electric swords. I guess he's gonna sprout wings at some
point, because why wouldn't he. That's not really out of the question.
He's gonna be like, I don't know, there's whatever, Like it's too
fine, it's all it's all fine from here on out because he's already jumped
that shark, so like, I don't I don't care if if anything else
is happening. I just thought that sword was just so out of pocket.
We're like, because that's more than just shooting electricity. That is electrokinesis,
that is being able to telepathically structure never never mind, we won't rehash this.
We already like this right, let me see this, do you guys
remember episode of static Shock when he went to the future, right and he
met himself when he was part of this league, and he was like way
stronger by the time. It was a grown ass man. We had his
dreadlocks and shit like that. I mean, he's always had dreadlocks, but
you know, he had his great dreadlocks. Sorry, he had his great
he was grown ass man. I think if that happened and we saw that,
Miles and like that, like, oh ship, what did you go
through to be able to learn that? He's like, after years of using
my powers, I learned how the powers. But that's what happened. That's
that's how that's how that would work. Obviously, if you have a power
to manipulate energy, by the time you get older, you're gonna be much
better at using that power. I mean I guess I don't know, because
it's not like it's not necessarily like say Cyclops for example. So he never
got much better as he got older. I literally actually got better at what.
Yeah, but he couldn't build like energy, he could make it user
top and move himself around. He could dictate how much energy he could use
before because before he used to be able to do like straight beams now and
stuff that falls that still kind of falls under. That's not the same time.
He's not conjuring fucking birds out of you know, like he's not you
know what I'm saying, Like he's not like fucking he has bird blast or
some ship, you know, like he's not think of it like this,
like like uh up to like green lantern right lanterns later on they're way better
than what they were to be. That just makes green lanterns start kind of
juring ship with their mind. That makes sense. Well yeah, well then
well then it's still them using energy or like the idea of like but it's
the green No no, no, no, no no, I won't no
no, no, no, hold on, hold I won't let this because
the green lanterns, the Green lanterns base power is conjuration. That's like level
one, Like that's like the base thing he does is they can they can
control hard light. That's all they do. It's based about hard light.
He he conjured blast. They can make things, they can make shields,
they can energize. Spider Man doesn't. Spider Man doesn't conjure. That's the
thing. There's nothing spider about conjuring that kind of gave up miles, Like,
if they were going to make him, if they were going to make
him an electric sword wielding fucking super Saiyan, why even have him be a
Spider Man in the first place. It's just so silly Spider Man first man,
I guess I don't know. To me, this seems like something that
task Master would be able to do, Like you know, he would steal,
he would like get the power and be like, look what I can
do with this ship because he's just like he's so like I can I can
manipulate thing. It just seems like something that would be reserved for somebody else
and not him. But here's the thing. It's alwa's clear that he's being
marketed towards I would say anime niggas. I feel like that's basically what's happening.
So it's just like he's he's a he's a new hero million just like
this is a new hero instead of giving his powers that he has, because
I think his basic powers of him being able to go invisible and like have
electric touch was already cool and I was like, all right, that's enough.
That's more than enough for Spider Man. Right now. But then he
got like the ability to like do birth, and I was even like,
all right, that's cool. I guess they different men. Two They were
like, let's make Spider Man do it, and I was like, all
right, that's the difference, is I guess. And then into swords and
I was like, okay, he has a sword for some reason. Spider
Man doesn't really need a sword. Cool, Like I thought it was kind
of ridiculous immediately when he when he went invisible and and started shooting electricity,
because I was like, all right, well, I thought that was cool.
Ship. There's nothing spider about that. But like, okay, like
fine, spiders and camouflage not a lot. There's not a invisible case.
They not like spiders spiders. Spiders don't have Spiders don't I don't know,
spiders don't leap as high as Spider Man does, or spiders don't don't have
a perfect equilibrium Spider Man. I mean relative well, I don't know,
relative to their size, like they're jumping spiders that fucking jump really fucking high.
Actually, like it's like Spider Man. Spider Man's stupid hot spider Man.
Spiders sense is also an ass pull upon ability for the most part.
Damn actually think no, yeah, I agree with that. I would just
like like it's like I agree with that too, but like that's at least
I don't know. It doesn't manifest really in a in a in an outward
way that is obviously silly, Like it doesn't. It's it's not you know
what I mean. It's it's not like it definitely does it. The fact
that this is stupid dodging machine guns, yeah it is, you know,
it's ridiculous, But it's not like I don't know it would be like if
it would be like if you were watching like Sherlock Holmes and then suddenly like
he just turns around and does super ghost Kamakazi attack or something. Instead of
being just like incredibly inquisitive, you know what I mean, it's like like
Sherlock Holmes is unrealistically inquisitive. It makes no fucking like the ship that he
puts together is so absurd, like you would have no reason to assume any
of this is how this works and that it always is and you're right every
single time it's absurd. But he's not breathing a sentient ghost into existence to
fly blow him up. This would happen, and that's kind of made in
the two thousands, right. He would he would be inquisitive. He'd be
really inquisitive, right, and then what he would do is in the middle
of that he would be able to do shadow clones. And then like we're
saying guns and like that, it'd be like, oh, this is modern
Holmes. He's clearly just a nauto character. I guess yeah, because that
is what happens. They made a new character. They were like, how
do we make him there from a Spider Man. Let's give him these cool
powers. That's like, all right, cool, we won't. I'm not
gonna be labor the point. He's He's in stupid character territory to me,
I think almost objectively at this point. And that's fine, Like it's fine,
it's it's whatever, Like it's it's what the market dictates, it's what
people want. That's fine. I promise you. There's going to be a
point in time where he sprouts wings or he just straight up flies, or
he has telekinesis fucking he fucking has a supermode? Why definitely not? Why
definitely not? Or he is gonna teleport of lightning, He's gonna turn the
lightning streaks and run around. Oh for sure. Yeah, he's gonna turn
into he's going to turn into pure electricity, and he's going to become Y
Olner or some ridiculous ship. It's whatever, fine, let it happen.
He had one really cool power that I really liked, right because he was
like, oh, he used the spider sense and Tanna's electrical powers to be
able to sense like neural like neuro activation of people's brains. Like, that's
really cool. That's a full ability that makes sense. That combines both your
electrical your spider powers. That's pretty sick. Yeah, well say, I'm
like, can I ask you guys a question, both of you if you
had do you think your spider sense would go off? If you were on
the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, that ship would start,
it would start. How how much ahead do you think it would go off?
That's a better question, like how much of the time ahead of it
before you think it would go off? We go off five seconds after you're
underwater, because you get it when danger's imbound, right. You don't get
it right before you get this inbound, right, Like, that's such massive
amount, Like how do you how do you quantify that because there's danger happening,
like say a car getting it just doesn't make sense, like the obviously
it's a really dumb power. It's a really dumb and super overpowered ability.
But that's the only reason why Spider Man hasn't died in the world he's in
Oh yeahs like carnage and venom and store and Halt running around like Spider Man
would have been killed by mistake and it's just like, oh, I somehow
can sense it whatever. But if a boat was about to slam into the
bridge activate, it feels like because it really it only seems to activate mostly
when it's towards him, mostly like now, I know that's not true,
Like it's not just because like I know, like in other scenarios, it'll
it's it does what it wants to. But mostly it's like say, when
danger's coming towards his way, someone's trying to see him. I always think
about like I don't, I can't. I can't get past, I can't
get past. And I'm sure we've talked about this before in Spider Man two,
where Doc Cock throws a car at Peter Parker and I think about what
does that accomplish When he wanted to find Spider Man. If he didn't know
that was Spider Man, why would you throw it? He didn't to the
lore of that he did not know and he threw a car at a regular
human being. I don't understand that scene. No, it's just like,
oh, well he knew that Spider Man with this boy that's a human spider
with his homie, right, save him. I mean the Raymi movies operate
on a healthy dose of like rule of cool. You know, of course,
it's very it's very dragon Ball in the sense of like, look,
this is gonna like why is he gonna do this? It's like because it's
a cool shot, and I want to get him twirling under a car because
I think it would look sick, right of course, you know what's the
justification for this? So it's like, I don't know, man, Doctor
Doctors is a genius, but he's also being driven insane. There you go,
like he saves MG at that moment, right, yeah, he does.
Yeah, I was Mary Jane Watson. I would have not let him
leave without answering questions at that moment she got kidnapped, so I don't think
she had much of a choice. She got kidnapped, right, kidnapped.
I think literally twenty seconds after that kidnapped. The idea of him throwing a
car because think of it like this, right, Peter dodged that car.
A few people did it. People. There's a lull, there's a lot,
there's a lot about Like, dude, there's there's certain things like everything
everything, everything will fall apart if you think about it too much. Yeah,
which is a great truth. You can't even Spider Man two, Like
I love Spider Man two, but it's like, how the fuck is how
is doctor actor was paying for? Like he he goes to the bank to
steal all that money and then he escapes somehow though he's like this giant escape
Like who's not going to know? I guess it's New York and people are
kind of inattentive, but like people are gonna notice, like a fore armed
mechanical freak galivanting through the city. So he gets this money in coins,
by the way, in physical coins. How is he paying? Because he
uses that money to buy the material for the machine, But who the fuck
is he paying? Where is he going to make this transaction? So how
is he transporting this, So we must assume the Russian mafia he like,
probably gave them because it's a fus A lot of things like that we obviously
don't think when it comes to the plot. But then there's the thing is
that we do. The thing is that this is how it is. The
enjoyers don't write. The people that enjoy the things don't write. What happens
is that the people there's because it's so easy to criticize everything it is.
In fact, especially the way we live in now, it's almost incentivized because
I seem smart if I make things that people like seem bad. You know,
that is the nature of how everything works now for the most part.
But it's just like everything seems the world we live in is so much dumber
than a lot of the things that we make fun of for being stupid guys.
We live in a world where Trump might win presidency and then go to
prison and be the president in prison. Well, if he won, he
would just pardon he would just figure out a way to pardon himself. I
understan understand that, understand that would be a great understand that there's even a
possibility of that happening. It is that it is the clownest ship. That
is. It's like you can be you can't you can't have a federal crime
against you and run for presidency, but you can be the person who if
you can't vote if you get a felony, you know that is that that
part of it is. I think what part of it is. I think
the craziest part is that, like you can't even if you go to jail
for fellas, you can't voote. You can't if you do what Trump did,
you can't even vote. That's that's pretty wild. Like you think about
it, fucking ship. When you have more sense than that super safe,
it makes that's possible, infinitely more sense in the scenari it makes Spider Man
getting a car thrown Peter Parker get a car thrown at him makes infinitely more
sense than all every scenario that you can think of right now. If if
someone just appeared behind me out of nowhere, he didn't duck, he just
conjured himself into existence and then he just snapped my neck and be like,
that is actually more believable than what is happening right now in our politics,
because that is the dumbest, fucking stupids version of the world when we got
there so much information about everything, but people are way too stupid to use
it. We have too much information about how everything works, but everyone's too
dumb to apply it. So we're just looking at this wealth of information.
Is oh, there's too many bad actors. It's like saying, so the
the Baltimore bridge that collapsed because that that boat slammed into it. Uh.
Usually people's first thought isn't is this a conspiracy? It's become that because bad
actors have planted that shit into their brain to think that way. I saw
a woman and I replied to her because her first question to ask was how
is this not an accident? And I said, that's the wrong fucking question
to ask you. Why are you not a regular human? And ask what
happened? What do you mean? How is this not an accent? What
the fuck? How do you know? What the fuck do you know?
What's crazy about that is that, like there's such an inherent implication, right,
we have so much more we have so much more faith in the in
the tenacity of human intelligence, and we really shouldn't like the question shouldn't be
like, how is this not an accident? The question is, like,
honestly, the miracle is that this doesn't happen constantly. Like the fact that
this doesn't happen all the time is amazing. The fact that it happened this
time is like, well, dude, like okay, so, like sure,
what would be the impetus for this to be an attack? It happened
at one thirty am, at the lowest traffic hours. There was like a
may da from the ship even apparently, so like they like some people knew
ahead of time, and they were able they were able to stop certain they
were able to stop certain people from going on the bridge at a certain point
because they thought something might be wrong. You could see footage like of the
boat like losing power. It's not like a fucking well, it wasn't a
direct course, It wasn't a why would it not be a fucking submarine shooting
a fucking missile into the thing? Yeah, and then just go home,
easy work, just doing it, or or just doing it with no may
day at like way faster speeds in the middle of like a really busy time
of doubt, Why nobody claimed it, because that would be the point of
terrorism. The point of terrorism is to claim and be like we did this
for this specific reason, for a specific purpose. That is the definition of
terrorism, and what what ispen There's so many like it's like, oh,
when I first saw this happen, I was just like, holy shit,
like what happened? My first thought is what the fuck happened? Because that's
just normal. You're like, what the fuck happened? Like what what is
this? What am I looking at? And then you see some explanations You're
like, well, we think the lost power and then you got out of
control hit the bridge, and then obviously people talking about possibly poor infrastructure for
it to collapse that easily, which is fucking scary to think about, Like
riding on those bridges, you know what's fucked up. I sometimes think I'm
too paranoid about when I see these bridges in highway pass is, like say
there's one that I get off every morning, or say when I'm dropping Jojo
off to work, there is a light and then I will sometimes be under
this one bridge and I sometimes have this little bit of anxiety that like,
man, I hate being under this thing because you know, how how secure
is this thing? When's the last time anyone's tested this infrastructure or anything,
to be fair, the part the parts of the bridge that are on land
are very very secure. But so if you're driving under it, like you're
probably fine, but like I know what you mean, where it's like I
free. I don't like driving across long bridges, like it freaks me out,
Like I understand that like the possibility of them crumbling is like very very
slim to none. But like I remember seeing a video a long long time
ago. I think it was like a bridge in Tacoma, Washington. I
could be wrong, like for some reason, that's that's what's coming up in
my mind of And they showed it to me in school of the bridge like
twisting like like paper place when it's like extremely windy. Yeah, they whined
and no, but like like wild, like like like more than I physically
understood that that askphal could do that, like yeah that I didn't know that
concrete could even be that flexible. So like to see that, it was
like that's disgusting. I hate bridges so like that that fucked me up.
Ever, said dude, when I when I found out that building swayed,
Oh yeah, the way it's crazy. I've what happened is I I don't
know, man, I feel like I've lived on earth. So like once
I went to like when I went to Europe and I felt like over the
ocean turbulence, I was just like, oh yeah, when I if it
happens, I die, Like I can't. I can't be bothered being scared
of this stuff because if I'm involved in at the point where I'm gonna die,
I'm just gonna die. Like when I was we were going, when
I was going to London, when we were going over to the Atlantic,
we got it with turbuance that was so bad. I'm still traumatized about it.
I was just like, oh, I thought I was gonna die,
like I don't like my dad. I was holding my dad's hand crying.
I was like holding on his hand like crying because I was like, I'm
gonna die if you but counterpoint, counterpoint, What if you deserved it?
If I do exactly, if I go, if I'm going, I'm going,
I don't care. I'm not afraid of bridges anymore. I don't like
plane to give me anxiety. But it's like whatever you're like, if I
want a plane, no bridges, no, I will say, dude,
bridges freak me. Out more specifically, because I feel like the likelihood of
me surviving is less like like a plane, I'm done. Okay, a
plane, I'm done. But like if I'm falling into like you fling really
bad, but you're gonna be ave. I feel like if I fall,
if I fall into the like not the ocean, but like a river in
my car, I feel like I'm gonna be like incapacitated for a while and
like I could die, but like I don't know what the likelihood of that
is, like apparently like they weren't even really why I actually I haven't looked
up, like what the it was unknown last time I checked, Yeah,
last time, I the last time I saw it. But like they say,
at least one person I know that I saw six and it's people were
missing. That's the last time I heard, but I haven't. I haven't.
That's that's what I saw missing. But dude, like it's it is.
But I will say though, like there's certain people who are like I
get that. Look, infrastructure is a big Infrastructure is a big conversation,
and I understand why that needs to be talked about. But there's some people
like, oh wow, look at how that bridge crumbled, like the infrastructure
must be so bad. It's like bridges aren't designed for the like been seventy
nine tons. Seventy nine tons are like some absurd amount of weight to be
rammed into their main support structure. Like that's not It's kind of like saying,
like, wow, the twin towers must have been really shoddily put together.
They couldn't even handle like two planes crashing into them. It's like that's
not infrastructure. That's just not what they're for, you know. So I
do agree though, like I mean, like obviously these bridges need better upkeep,
and like they probably what what they really should have done, because as
far as I understand, like they didn't have a lot of bridges have certain
degrees of like safe safe safety measures in place, specifically around those key structural
points because they are so pivotal to the structural integrity of the bridge. You
could build the best bridge in the world, but if something destroys like one
of the central pillars, like that whole thing's fucking collapsing, because that's just
the physics of a bridge because they need to have that dynamic sway they need
to know, they need to be able to you know, they need to
be malleable enough, so like you can't have a rigid bridge really, so
certain bridges have a bunch of like like basically like concrete things just under the
water so that way, like if any boat comes near it, it'll crash
into it almost acts like fake land kind of to prevent it from like hitting
the pillar straight on. Yeah, this bridge didn't have that as far as
I know, Yeah, you didn't have any of that extra safeguard. It
was just like the pillar. And then it's interesting because right even when like
because you hear like skyscrapers apparently you know, I've never really thoroughly looked into
this, but you hear, like say, usually at a skyscraper level that
they are built to withstand crashes like airplane crashes. And it was the talking
point that I always hear, like say when nine to eleven was being brought
up, like oh, how did they so easily crumble when they're designed for
this? And I'm like, well, you know, in theory, you
think about like theories of your building things to like say, even when it
comes to car crashes and all these things, sometimes the simplest car crash is
actually sometimes the deadliest ones. I'm like, you can't really account for so
many variables, and so I'm more I guess it was more terrifying that I
would I guess I would have expected the bridge to be badly damaged, but
I guess seeing it collapse like that, that's what makes our brains be like,
holy shit, that seemed very like obviously a forceful impact by a lot
of tons of force, but it's still also is like, damn, that
ship just like came apart in one So it was kind of like terrifying in
a way that, oh, I wonder if it could have been prevented,
blah blah blah. But at the end of the it's jarring. It it's
jarring to see for sure. I remember seeing him being like that looks crazy,
especially at like especially if you look at it at like high speed,
if you look at it like sped up, it looks like fucking balsa wood.
It's it's insane. I need to talk about the idea that I don't
I can't believe in my heart of heart, like they're probably be like,
actually very true. I can't believe a skyscarkn dura plane idiot, Like I
can't like you can't well listen to be fair to the twin towers, they
were burning for a while before they came down. I didn't just go down
to media. I don't think no, no, no, because they were
both no because one was on fire for a while and then the second plane
hit the like both planes, both buildings were hit by the time one of
them came down, and and like they were like separate. It wasn't like
a long time necessarily, but it was longer than I would anticipate a building
to withstand a plane. I can't, like my brain can't. I like,
my mind can't what buildings are made of, and I mean what a
plane speed? A plane can move. I think my brain can't understand it,
Like I like, I just can't. My brain's not rational. So
here's so here it is the North The North Tower collapses after burning for one
hundred and two minutes, So that's an hour. It's an hour of burning,
which is crazy. So like I don't know, Yeah, that's what
suks to me, Like like I so it did, So it did withstand.
It's just a matter of like, well, like if you're above that,
if if you're above the impact, then you're I mean you're you're if
you're below it, have enough time to maybe. It was very interesting because
if the if the plane was hit, it like it was in such a
it hid in such an area that like it really was able to collapse after
a while because of the you know, the damage of where it was and
then finally starting a buffle top and then so it's enough on the pockd cop
yeah, for the force to make a pancake. And it was just like
one of those things where it was so I understand the conspiratorial mind because of
how when you think about like say, uh, the uh the terrorists in
like Saudi Arabia wherever they actually were from. I think they're actually Saudi and
not you know, from Afghanistan or obviously not from Iraq. That you with
the resources that they have, you're like, oh, how the fuck like
our black ops teams and stuff like that, Like you don't see them carrying
out fucking amazing shit Like that's so the idea that they were able to do
this completely on their own. I understand the conspiratorial mind when you start looking
into like this, I totally understand the thing. However, this world is
so weird that like, yeah, some weird shit, Like I hate saying
that, but it's like, some weird shit just happens, and it's such
a phenomenon that like you can't and you try to replicate it, you're never
gonna be able to do it again. The simplest explanation, the simplest explanation
is often just the most accurate one. But it's just like, so it's
not a simple explanation though. That's the thing that I struggle with. No,
no, but what I mean is but what I mean is like when
you try to overcome like, oh, like when people were like, well,
who the fuck could have? Like you're telling me people hijacked a plane
in two thousand and one, How is that even possible? That's not like
it's like, it's very possible. It's the idea that possible, the idea
that I don't think people fully understand how chaotic the world is and how amazing
it is that this kind of thing isn't happening on a fucking minute by minute
basis. Like when I think about the amount of gun violence in the United
States, and then I think about the amount of guns, it's staggering to
me that it is as low as it is. It's it's high, and
it's disgraceful and depressing and really terrible. But like the fact that it is
as low as it is versus the amount of guns that are out there,
and the fact that like planes are as susceptible to hijacking as they used to
be. But it only happened like a handful of times. That's that's the
astonishing thing to me, is that it doesn't happen consistently. Well, it's
just such a you know, it's such a it's such a gamble, and
I guess that's why people were so But when you I guess the thing that
messes me up is when you use, like when you apply like Aukham's razor,
actually the conspiracy, some of the conspiracy theories seem more plausible than the
actual explanation me up where I'm like, well, sometimes Okham's razor is the
conspiracy, like like Epstein, right, It's like, what's Aukham's razor?
It's like, oh, yeah, like he did not kill himself is yeah,
that's the simplest explanation of that that entire right, And that is a
conspiracy theory, And technically I have but it's not actually more complicated than anything
else. You know what I think about what I would always hear about when
people talk about the conspiracy of the of nine to eleven specifically, is one
of the things that they always fall back to, and I think they always
apply it to their own like beliefs and empathy or whatever because they say so
you think, like the government would kill this many people to do this,
And I'm like, look, I'm not saying that they did this, but
if you were asking me the question would they do this? What? What
the fuck is three thou dude? When you just talk about getting in bed
with the medical industry and say five hundred thousand people over a few years in
the opiate crisis and this one family that are now being fucking they're getting shut
down and they were charged like eight billion dollars. That's just five that's five
hundred thousand people with just selling and forcing doctors, making them give more people
higher opiates to make sure that they fucking get hooked on them so they can
buy more. Like to think that, like, like, seriously, what
is three thousand people to billions of dollars? Like like when you think about
that, like to understand, people don't understand, like, dude, we've
been in there's been wars. Who's going on. Yeah, there's like people.
It's not that it would be that much to the powers that be,
Like really don't, dude. I know firsthand because my dad got a letter
in the mail a long time ago from like the Army basically saying like,
hey, sorry, you might have been exposed to Asian orange. Sorry about
that. And it's just like, okay, what you want to Like thirty
years later he gets that like in the mail, just like from some random
intern or whatever, and it's just like that's so like they don't care about
people. It's just a matter of like, I hate it. I do
think there is an element of just like, but there is so much.
There's so many reasons for nine to eleven do have happened in the way that
we understand it to happen, Like all the blowback, all of our intervention,
the fact that we did what we did with some man laden there is
an element of like, I don't think I don't think. I don't know,
man, I don't think it's like an orchestrated thing by the US government.
I think it's something that happened and then we were like, we can
use this. That's the thing when you think about think about if you're an
evil person that wants to maximize profits, because you can even say this to
all the major wars that we've been in, and the same thing where there's
there's evidence apparently there's evidence that say the Pearl Harbor attack, the Australians warned
the Americans that something's going down and it was just let it happen, meaning
that if they didn't orchestrate that ship, though Japanese wanted to destroy them,
but if you let this happen, you get the Americans in the war,
which is so much fucking profit for who actually really matters to these people,
Because when you think about it, everything that we do corporations, there's actually
a wonderful It was great. Uh. So Cody Johnson has this thing called
some More News and he just dropped a video on like say, like corporations
being people. I don't know if you remember Mitt Romney, that was the
whole thing back in the days, the corporations are people, my friend.
But so he just did a whole video on the and uh, it's such
a great vida to show you how corporations have infinitely more rights than people.
It's such a great video, just showing you how like the corporations matter.
It's why you gotta make yourself a corporation man. Seriously, dude, you
could you can literally destroy people's lives legally, you could ruin people. You
could, you could what. I can't believe. I almost forgot to mention.
We have to like look the bridge bridge fall down Maryland sad. Oh,
yeah, what the fuck is going on with p Diddy right now?
What is going on? So I've been hearing about it for forever, but
because it's like a very black centric thing, I never brought it up on
a podcast because I know most of our viewers are not not I know,
I know, I know that he killed Tupac's but like, what did you
don't know why I'm clilling the thing. The thing is heavily cordated that he
has to do a biggie's death. That's the thing, had to do a
biggie's death. But it's a lot, it's a lot. Apparently apparently Tupac
I'm not you fuck me up now. Apparently Diddy has been sexually assaulting rappers
for decades, decades underage people underage everything. I don't know what to make
because I saw that like he was his house was like raided, and then
I saw like that he was like, but I don't know how much of
this is real anymore, you know what I mean, It's it's all twitter
shits. So I saw something it said like he was on a boat somewhere,
or that he fled, or that it that he was. I don't
know what the fuck is going on, but out of nowhere, all of
this P Diddy shit started having it. I was just like, Yo,
what's going Apparently it's sexually assaulted. Apparently, Like there was one person talking
about like how a rapper named Wilee went over to his house one time and
he might have said something wrong to you know, Cassie is no you of
course you know, but it's like and this girl Cassie very pretty young young
artists, he said Santa, And then P Diddy had his guys hang him
like literally like a movie, hanging him by his sneakers over a banister,
threatening to drop him off a building. Like it's a bunch of wild stuff
going on P Diddy there, It's just like apparently he's sexually assaulted Meek Mills
and Usher and Justin Bieber. There's a bunch until like racketeering charges being found,
people getting killed, charges like it's just But here's the thing. Everything
same, Oh, go ahead, ahead ahead. What's crazy is that every
motherfucker from the nineties was saying shit like this a long time ago, and
he was involved in funck shit like a lot like Mace said shit like that.
Fifty was talking about it like that long time ago. Like for decades,
people have been saying like this, and even the common people there like,
oh, yeah, he had to do a biggi's death. Everybody knows
X, Y or Z. And now all of it's come into light,
and I'm like, as y'all just understand that this is weird. This has
been like literally since I was I've known he's been weird for a while,
but I didn't know he was so weird that they were like his house would
be raided. This is it. But you know what I mean, This
is in the same vein as uh when Harvey Weinstein, when all this stuff
started coming out him. It's like, if you're aware of the industry,
like say, if you're even adjacent to the industry, you knew everything everybody,
all those people in the industry, I'm out a reference this before uh
drawn together. I really liked that show and in one of the episodes,
they just straight up dropped a little you know thing, just calling uh,
what's his name? Uh Weinstein? Not Weinstein, but who's the other Bill
Cosby? So Bill Cosby is another person who got exposed around the same time
about him calling him a sexual predator in that because like everybody in the industry,
they knew that those people were doing all that wild ship. I mean
when you think about saying the industry like the people advocating for Roman Polansky to
come back, and I'm like, bro, this guy raped a thirteen year
old girl. And there's people that there were celebrities, there were celebrities to
who signed that letter uh uh for the Nickelodeon thing. I don't know if
you saw ye I saw it. I saw a bunch of people, yeah,
sign that letter, But you don't know, like you piggybacking off of
that. Yeah, I that the whole industry they're disgusting. Here's an obvious,
obvious, fucking pedophile. And then they're just like, oh, even
saying some people that Drake was the one that initiated. He must have he
must have been the trying to seduce him, like these people. So the
same thing in like in the community, especially when it came to like hip
hop and stuff, there was a lot of the same people that were advocating
for him, and there's other people that would just casually mention the degeneracy but
didn't want to do anything about it, like they just they've always known about
it, but they're just like yeah, like like say, a lot of
times, it was always uh chalked up to, oh, it's you know,
it's the Illuminati ship, like oh, Puffy does some Illuminati shit,
like oh, some gay shit, Like there's the initiations and doing gay You
hear a lot of speak about that, and nobody wanted to go Well,
I kind of understand, and hip hop the community not wanting to go to
the police. I kind of understand that because he doesn't. You know,
it's not you don't really want to go to the police for much of anything
unless you feel like in your last resort you get in trouble somehow, you're
somehow are gonna just for bothering them, They're gonna fucking find something on you.
And so I get that it's slow to come out, and it's a
whole, the whole victim thing. It's it's obvious how fucked up it is
and how you always say, See, this is why a lot of people
don't want to talk and yeah, because there's a powerful fucking person that is
done, who has clearly killed somebody who smoke like people. There are people
that are close to him being like, yeah, he definitely he definitely smoked
that dude up in the club. He smoked him in the club, like
for sure, Like he killed somebody in the club. And I forgot who
smuggled a gun in. Somebody smuggled a gun in for him in a purse.
I don't think it was faith EVI it was I can't remember what it
was, but somebody smuggled the gun in for him. He definitely, it's
allegedly definitely did it. That's what people are saying. Though people are saying
he definitely did it, like this is not this isn't news. People are
saying, there's video footage of him right before Biggie died, looking guilty as
all hell, like he knew something was gonna happen and it could just be
was having a bad day. But when you do look at him, it
look like this nigga looks like something I've never seen someone look so like fuck,
like you know what I mean, Like something's about to go down kind
of a thing. And so it's not to be. But it's funny.
It's sad obvious people going through that. But it's funny because I've been hearing
this ship for so many years of my life. For so many years of
my life, I've been hearing Pee Diddy is a fucking like he's a fucked
up guy. He's involved some fuck shit obviously, and like the fact that
like now it's mainstage is like, Wow, this is what it's like to
be just like to get here ahead of time. It's almost like to be
at a place ahead of time seeing other things normally, like people see something,
people say it'stead of saying no homeal people say no Diddy, Now that's
nodt. Well. The thing about that's wild. The thing about it really
though, is that like it's not even necessarily that it's surprising, because even
I've heard stuff like that. It's more about just like if everybody knew why
why why now would anything like you know what I mean, like, why
would anything happen now versus back then, versus at all. It's the ball
rolling. Somebody finally had the courage to go and take legal action in the
same way people were trying to dismiss what's his name, Russell Brand. Russell
Brand has a long laundry list of of of sleeping with young girls, doing
a bunch of fuck shit, and uh, there are people trying to say,
you know, all these conservative homies were being like, oh, it's
just an attack, but there's receipts that all the receipts are there and him
responding and it's all it all happened but since and there was an investigation that
took a long time, and then there was a documentary that came out showing
all the evidence. And it's one of those things that it took somebody to
get the fucking ball rolling. And then all these other people started getting involved
and they're like, fuck, okay, all right, this person did it.
Somebody settled with Diddy. Other people are like, I'm gonna do it
too, and people don't unders and that that like what is it called like
the it's like the Spartacus effect. It's like, you know, like you
stand Spartacus, and then other people start fucking standing up and being Spartacus,
and now and now people start showing solidarity, but it takes that one brave
person to do it. So it's it's actually talking about because we're talking about
all these horrible allegations, there was something that happened in the the Minecraft community.
And the thing that's fucked up about the Minecraft community is that nobody's surprised.
If you ever hear a story about any type of degeneracy, assault,
or anything that happens in the Minecraft community, people are immediately like, oh,
yeah, it must be true, because unfortunately, there's a lot of
perverts that are in there. I think for the same way, there's a
bunch of perverts that are in religious institutions because they know they can pray on
young people. You know, they're just suggestive, they're well, this is
it actually kind of ties this kind of into something that I actually I've been
thinking about, yeah, because I see a lot of and it bothers me
because I don't necessarily disagree with, but I see a lot of like there's
there's always it's always like some conservative Twitter account that goes like, oh man,
Peter Wood, it's Hollywood and it's all full of pedophiles. And it's
like, I really as sad as this is to say, I think people
don't want to admit that, Like people are really comfortable thinking that this is
a problem that exists in specific places. Yeah, you know where. It's
like, oh, it's it's Hollywood. Oh, it's just like the big
wigs in the in the executive industry. It's like, I regret to inform
you that you've probably got people in your fucking family. Hard. That's really
difficult to comprehend. I can't. I can barely comprehend it. But like,
this is not like oh, some liberal, Hollywood, elite exclusive thing,
Like you've got people in schools, in fucking in the military and in
every They're fucking everywhere. Yeah, and that's fucking sad and disturbing. But
it does bother me when people talk about it, like, oh, it's
just like, oh, it's it's all like Hollywood is just uniquely full of
pedophiles. Like na, man, No, that would be nice if it
was just Hollywood like that. It's like, oh, my god, how
simple of a problem that is. Stay away from here, focus on dismantling
that but the stagnation, like I know for a fact, like I know
for a fact, like I know we're hesitant to I know, we're hesitant
as a society to put that label on women. But like I went to
school, and I know for a fact that there were female teachers sleeping with
underage It's like more than you would have, more than I can count on
a single hand. Yeah, they just don't get it. So, which
is already too many for a fucking small you know, community or whatever you
want to call it. Every teacher, pretty much every school, like every
high school had one of those teachers pretty much at least. Yeah, we
just don't see it as a problem. I know, that's all that is.
So so they don't get exposed nearly as much because many of the victims
don't see themselves as victims because of how we're socially conditioned. We're socially conditioned
to not they're not seeing themselves as a victims. So yeah, there's absolutely
a lot of women predators out there that are in similar roles and were why
people focus on Hollywood the most, especially because of conservatism, because oh mostly
that is liberal arts. If you're doing things an artistic way, you you
tend to lean left. It's why like say, you see I actually saw.
I wanted to see what was going on about this whole hassan. There
was some discord leaks and it looked like he was threatening offing himself apparently because
he only had thirteen thousand concurrent viewers, so that was what out of context
to what it looked like, and a lot of people are making fun of
him. So I watched his stream because I wanted to see what what actually
was about. And he was specifically talking about he wanted to do some normy
shit, but like anytime he talks about Norman stuff wile he's streaming, thousands
of people will leave if he's not specifically talking about politics, and he was
upset about that that like, why the fuck can't you people be normal and
not just be like, uh, I only want you to talk about politics
one hundred percent of the time. It's like normal people don't only want to
talk about politics. And so he then he made that thing being all be
hyperbolic of like like you know, offering himself for ending his stream or something
like that. He was just being hyperbolic. And yeah, in that scenario,
it was one of those things where I saw Tim Pole making fun of
him, and all these people, like the re pundits were making fun of
him, saying that like yeah, it's weird that like yeah, this is
all you got and you're losing all these viewers. It was all it's not
true. Anything that they were saying was bullshit, Like his subscriber count.
He has like fifty thousand subscribers almost or something. He's fine, but they
were saying all the shit like, oh, why don't you just diversify your
income? It seems like people on the right, and they use the courting
for an example, like he has a coffee company and all this stuff,
this this and that, and then they're missing the big picture. It's like
people that are artists who was like why how He was basically saying, how
come left leaning streamers and creators don't really diversify their income and have multiple businesses,
And it was like the big difference from my observation is that the people
on the right don't have talent on average. The people that receive they just
don't. Well, let's just be honest. A Ben Shapiro, a Stephen
Crowder, a fucking Tim Polkin is an artist, but he started off on
the left and started grifting on the right. He started making more money to
grift on the right. But he started off being a journalist, gorilla journalists,
artist, skateboarder on the left. He does have talent, but then
he just started to maximize his profits by going to the right. But like
all of the biggest punits, don't have any real fucking talent. They just
and then so all they're worried about is maximizing profits. So then they start
other businesses to get pass passive income and massive maximize the profits. Where people
on the left who are typically like say artists, people who typically lean left,
are doing their passion projects and they're not worried about maximizing their profits.
By I'm gonna buy this real estate and then I'm gonna rent it out.
I'm gonna buy a coffee company. Don't give a fuck about coffee. I
drink coffee. But you start a coffee company like jermy quarterings coffee thing to
make money, not that you're passionate about fucking coffee, you know, like
say, it's it's just like it's an easy business venture. That's why a
lot of people in the right. I've actually started coffee companies. There's a
lot of them, damn. But how did that even happen? I don't
know. I was like, yeah, I know what you mean. But
yeah, it's just like like, hey, it's just like a thing where
you see there's oh, I'm going to put my hand in multiple cookie jars
because I want as much money as possible, versus the artist that's not usually
worried about that. That's why usually people even be starving artists like I make
just enough to what I'm doing, or like say you'll be a rich motherfucker
like Hassan or Destiny or whatever. And you're not putting a multiple You're not
trying to become a billionaire for no fucking reason. You're just like I make
plenty of money right now doing what I'm doing, and even if my stream
disappeared, I still have enough money to survive for the rest of my life
because they've made millions already. So it's just in the thing that like and
and they think that's stupid that like, you're not maxing out on fucking you're
not mid maxing capitalism essentially, And I'm like, well, like, you
know, why do you have to Why the fuck do you have to.
Yeah, I would say, yeah, I would say generally, that's that's
kind of true, like that there's some outliers. I think. I think
like Marty o'donald's an obvious one, where like the guy's like obviously a musical
genius and he's like a right wing guy. But like it's very rare that
you find like that, And I think it's just like the way that certain
brains are wired. I don't I don't know, I don't know. It's
not a it's not obviously, but it's it's a noticeable it's a noticeable enough
trend to be like it's interesting. Yeah, But I guess my whole point
was was just why but anyway, like the whole focusing on like say the
whole Hollywood thing, Like those people just focus on the left because they just
want to show on the left all the time and talk about this and the
grooming all this shit and happens everywhere. It would be we get in this
stalemate, stalemate where they won't concede to because I know, I know all
the numbers when it comes to religious abuse, when it comes to kids,
like I've I've studied this extensively because of how disgusting it is and how there
is as far as any of the large pundits go that are on YouTube,
daily wire anything like that, it is zero. It is and I mean
not one percent. It is zero mention of, hey, maybe we should
do something about this when it comes to religious institutions, and it is probably
the grossest fucking thing about all of this. And then it makes me personally
default to like, I don't want to deal with any of this because it's
just there's just too many fucking weirdos and bad actors that pretend to want to
think this ship is bad and they won't do anything about it. It's just,
oh, well, you know, these people on the left are contributed
to this, so we'll talk about this only because they're on the left.
I'm like, bro, this ship is just getting weird, man, is
really it's it's just depressing. It's done and gay. It's it takes forever
for Diddy to get clapped. It takes forever for any of these people to
get clapped. No no, no, no, no no no no no
no. Well, the thing like this thing like this right, and this
is a this is a bit hyperbolic, but you guys, I think you
understand Diddy, right, this ship goes out for Diddy and they're on Diddy
like white on rice right on them, They're on this motherfucker gave swatted.
How many politicians have information come out? What time and time again, and
they're just like, ah, we don't know yet, we don't know yet.
Well we'll waited out. Let's wait it out, let's see. Yeah.
I mean, I feel like Santos was probably the biggest exactly like the
person I was going to bring up right now, that was probably the biggest
example of just oh wait, we gotta wait for criminal charges. I'm like,
shut the fuck up, dude. Well there's a child on his laugh
and it's like, dude, you're not You're not protecting these children. Dude,
you're literally not helping these poor beings. Man. It's there's a lot
of yeah, there's a lot of wild ship. Man. It's it's like
we already kind of touched on the whole America. Makes me feel like I'm
living in I don't know, man, like like like I loved our job,
right like, I love our job. I love what we do.
We are it's a blessing to be able to do this and provide for us.
Right, But my mind is so much healthier when I stay away from
the internet entirely. Right. My brain is suck my brain, it's sick.
When I do go and look at stuff I have to worry about workforce,
it's like I can't, this can't be real. Yeah. I just
admire the people that are able to consistently make jokes about this fucked up stuff.
It's something that I constantly. I feel like I fail about that a
lot of the times. Like I'll watch a guy nam r and Brown,
who is like a master at that he talks about all the worship that's going
on all the time in these certain anything that we just touched right now essentially,
but he's constantly just making jokes and he has a soundboard. He just
fucks around all the time. And I admire that because I'm like, that's
the way I want to handle I want to be able to bring up these
things but then also follow it up with some dumb wild ship. But then
I'm like I get to a point where I'm like I'm annoyed that I'm like,
why is this happened? I can do it, It's in me.
I just my heart is like dude, no, don't do that right when
people were calling. When people do that right now, it's not funny.
And I'm like when people were in Baltimore and they were like they're like,
oh this, oh wow great the d I'm mayor I'm may for no reason?
Is it Like he's just going out to address his city after like a
major tragedy and then like like, why don't you just say say what you
really want to say? Because that's the whole thing. This is so that's
the whole thing, exactly, the diversity inclusion now, So the whole thing
is you know there have been black mares before him. No, no,
this is this is this is so that's what it means. This is the
derangement of modern this is this is the derangement of the modern day where it's
like a lot of things, a lot a lot of the things that are
happening now, were they to happen in like the nineties, would not be
a problem. The thing is that, like I I'm like, you simply
wouldn't hear about because the nineties, about the Shore Bull, they were a
terrible time. But socially, I think there was a veneer a fine that
we existed under like because the nineties I lived in New York. New York
was a hell hole in the nineties. It was like the most dangerous place
in like modern history, and it was horrible. I mean, we don't
we don't really know New York in the nineties, but exactly exactly, I
don't. I don't know, we don't know it. But I have family
that were We have family that were there that was just like, oh,
it was bad. It was not good. Like coming home past seven o'clock,
you're you're getting robbed, you know, wrong place, wrong, don't
obtaining the wrong words. I mean, we'ren't really even talking about that though,
Like we're more we're talking about socially, a social understand right, so
yeah, crime crime, crime is going to fluctuate massively. Understand different populations
and different double thing about the Knights, and it's like, yeah, that
wouldn't be a problem. But also like homophobia was kind of fine, you
know. So it's like there's these weird like back in the forthness of social
understanding, weird constantly progressing. We're constantly progressing. But what is happening is
people are it shouldn't be this way. It shouldn't be you. You shouldn't
be able to have access to all this information, be able to debunch.
But the thing is it's made people. The parasocial relationships has made people,
I feel like, even dumber. And I could say I could say that,
I could say that it just there's more of these parasols because people have
always had these relationships with their pastors, with people that were in these authority
places, and they just trusted whatever dumb shit they told them. But it's
happening, I feel like more at an alarming rate where it's not just Fox
News, it's fucking Ben Shapiro than the Daily Wire, it's fucking the Mug
Club with Crowder, which we'll probably talk about later. It's it's Tim Poole.
It supposed to be it used to be the news that you would have
to go seek out, and now it's kind of like everything that follows.
Yeah, like if you if you have to use the internet, and if
you if you have to use the Internet, which chances are you do because
we're in the modern era, and that's just how people communicate. It's how
a lot of business gets done, It's how a lot of information is kind
of trafficked. Chances are you have a profile, and chances are you have
an algorithm based on that profile, and chances are there's an algorithm serving you
things that are based on your profile and based on your preferences and based on
your opinions. And so instead of like having to go to the news to
like get your opinion fed to you and then like go out into the real
world where like none of that really like you were kind of interplaying with various
different types of people. Now it's kind of like you like that the news,
through its lens, follows you everywhere. So like in your free time,
you're spending time like on your phone at lunch, like looking at the
same oh d I D I D E I and and you're you're going to
sleep and you're like, oh, you're gonna watch YouTube video before you go
to sleep, and what is it? Oh it's d I D I D
E and it's and it's it doesn't fucking stop. And I do think it's
led to just I think, look, the nineties had its own sriff problems.
There were like all sorts of shit. But even like I will say
this and this is very real. I don't know how how positive it is,
but it's real where I remember going to school, and I remember being
in Catholic school and people like we would use we would call call things gay,
right, and it would mean it would mean dumb, sure, and
that's not cool. But I also know for a fact that nobody at that
school hated gay people. Like I know that because there was a kid who
was gay who everybody loved and there was like literally no problem at all.
So there's a discrepancy between there's a just there's a discrepancy between language and what
people feel that I think was transitioning at that period of time where people still
kind of like to call things gay because that's just what you did, but
you also kind of just didn't really carry a lot of stereotypes about it.
But like it's I think there was just a general what I'm saying is like
there's a there was a general sense of like positivity or optimism in the nineties
and early two thousands that doesn't exist anymore. I think now we kind of
assume the worst because we have no reason to assume the best. Yeah,
And because of that, it's it's kind of like it's kind of like the
way that you motivate yourself right to do anything where it's like, if you
believe you're going to fail, you will fail, and if you believe that
you're going to succeed, you have a higher chance of succeed succeeding. And
so like I do think there's an element of that where it's like, we
are so disillusioned with like the way things are going that we are starting to
backslide and make that true even if we have progressed a large a large,
so we went that makes sense. We have so much information about us and
then there's so much autonomy in the words you can say to people, and
there's like because think of it like this, Right, there's always been a
bunch of asshole people are on the planet, right, but they've never been
as loud as they are. Now they can congregate all together and feed off
each other and be as loud as they They've never had the unification power that
they have now. Social media has made that very possible. There's always gonna
be biggots, right, Like for me, I think most people genuinely aren't
truly bigoted. I we're ignorant. I think a ton of people are fucking
ignorant idiots or ignorant, but not exactly bigoted. Now, if most people,
if most people were truly if most people were truly bad, this is
what this is kind of what I was leaning towards to the gun thing that
I was talking about earlier. It's like, if most people were truly bad,
we would know most people aren't bad. Yeah, there's there's a lot
of because it is learned, you know, because that that is being a
bigot. Like say, if you have a problem with like gay people or
whatever it is, that is not ignorance, you were learned you were.
That is a learned a bias that is that is absolutely preduced. Yeah,
and there's a lot of an out there. There are tens of millions of
people in this country easily that will vote for or they'll they'll just look at
the the just look at the conservative outlets numbers and how Fox News is the
number one news network in America. There's plenty of people that are that are
being taught this stuff. But what is to me, the biggest difference is
like this, I've already mentioned that the the parasocial outreach is so much more
prominent than saying being centralized to a Fox News to where there are so many
punnits that are so trusted that get tens of millions of views. And we
know through propaganda. When you study history, the history of propaganda, we
know how it works. It's fear. The people have figured this out a
long time ago. You control people through fear. And so these people that
normally aren't very bright, they at least understand this enough that as long as
you keep pumping out fear to these people, they will stay and they will
not stray whatsoever. So when we're using terms like going back to Risanlya,
we're talking about like DEI, and the same thing happened with CRT is that
they trust what the pundits that they watch are telling them. You know,
the people that created CRT are alive. Why not just google and see what
they say it's about. And then when you do it, it's like,
oh, that doesn't sound bad at all. It sounds completely different from what
a timpoole or a bit Shapiro sounds. Sounds pretty gay. It's very And
then like DEI, the d I has been a thing for fucking decades,
and then since CRTs ran its course, since the trans panic is starting to
die down. Because if you look at the statistics of what the voters what
they really want. Like say, Ron de Santis just fucking got flamed because
he ran specifically on trans hate and book banning and all this shit, and
then it turns out that's not that popular, ran out of steam, and
then he's nothing. No one gets a fuck about him anymore. So now
they're trying de I. That's the next thing, and so de I a
perfect example of de I is just like, well, all right, diversity
equity inclusion. Let's put John Stewart in the in the fucking two thousand and
early two thousands Justice League instead of Hal Jordan. That is a good example
of that, and it worked out extremely well. People were very happy and
satisfied with it. If they did that now people those people would be freaking
out, people going, it's the same thing with it. It's the same
thing with Seinfeld, by the way, because like they, I think the
first episode of Seinfeld doesn't have a lane in it, and I think one
of I think one of the notes from the network is it's like kind of
needs a woman because it's it's just kind of a too much sausage, kind
of a Broie kind of sausage fest here it's not really that interesting. She
get a woman character in there, and like that show is like inconceivable without
that character. And so I get and I get, I get how the
characters falling. You have some stupid moments, but it's like Miles Morals.
It's like it's like, oh, they making Spider Man, like, they
made Flash a redhead. They made Green Lantern a black man. They made
him a redhead too. They've made there's so much diversity in all these characters,
you know, like that it's been happening. Think about titles forever.
That is how things work, literally, and like when a character is a
big characters like oh, the respector died years ago and I want to take
up his mantle so I'll beat a new silver respect or so like that.
It's like, yeah, that happens. You know, if you're concerned with
anything as far as like when it comes to art, like if you're concerned
with anything other than quality, I feel like you've just kind of because the
problem is this, right, the white race, Right, the white race
has a very unique problem right where this is a real thing. There's a
real thing, right race. You know, you're right, you're right,
You're right. You're very right. You're very right about that race is fake
in general. But the idea is construct the people people really, the the
the people that are putting these things are are using these sphere tax these really
dumb people. They're like, oh, they're gonna remove you from this world.
You're not You're you're obsolete, your time is done. It's gonna And
what happens is that these dumb people that have the smallest monoica understanding, they're
like, well, damn, we did enslave these people and take their land
and all that stuff, so clearly they're trying to get back. It's like,
well, no, people just trying to live. People just exist in
the world. Now, that's that's ultimately, but that's no. What I
will say though, is that's that's the paranoia that kind of stoked that BuzzFeed
was and a similar outlets. We're kind of stoking with that't they would people
ship platform people like like you remember Black Hitler, These are real people,
Like they're not. I wouldn't say what you mean like, I wouldn't.
There are people, There are people, No, Like there is a guy
who's like this is I think there's no way. Yeah, there's no way
for me to explain this. But like there are people who like have like
extremist kind of like there are people who were platformed. We were just like,
yeah, man, fucking it's it'll it'll be our turn next, and
like but like that's not like these are fringe people. This is not the
majority of people. You really think, Like, this is not how I
don't know, man, it's it's just really really think pop. I think
pop journalism really fucked everything up in a massive way that they they will they
will never have to answer for. And that's really depressing even but perspect so
good. I was just gonna say we should move on to questions super soon.
I think those people need to be given platforms and then completely deface the
disrespected. I think that's a huge problem that didn't happen to those You need
to have the moments where like that conperson comes on the stage right and it's
like you're you're you're fucking retarded. You need to like let him know.
You feel like we would have been we we really would have been in such
a better off place him down. Bernie Sanders, if Bernie Sanders, if
Bernie Sanders could have just been on stage and said you're fucking retarded, get
out of here. I don't like the one girl that tried to co opt
his his speech or whatever. There was the rally, and it's just like
there are certain things like I understand you want to amplify specific voices, but
like I said, they were amplifying zelots and so and BuzzFeed was amplifying zelots
and all these people was amplifying they wanted to feel because they wanted to feel
like revolutionarys when they it was bacause they and they don't want to take in
what in retrospect retro with a lot of people do these retrospectives on like say
the anti SGW versus SGW community or whatever all that shit. And none of
these people on like say progressives that make content because I consume a lot of
it, they never not one of them. I have not seen one person
maybe uh, Destiny because he needs an anomalies. I can't stand his politics
in some ways. In some ways he makes a lot of sense that he
is probably one of the only few people that reflected on a lot of those
people on the progressive side, the zealots that were propping up a lot of
those loud, crazy voices stoked the flames of the paranoia that has existed on
the right, the white right, for forever, but way before any of
us were born. I mean, Nika, have you heard of the fucking
Turner diaries. You're to Timothy McVeigh, if you heard of any of the
Waco any of that shit. These people believe this for the very time that
oh we're getting replaced, this that the FBI is against this, blah blah
blah, blah blah. And then all of a sudden you hear some people
saying this shit. All of a sudden, fucking Richard Spencer comes out of
nowhere. Because it's like, see, I told you that Nigga's been around
for a long time, but nobody listened to him. But then finally at
the perfect opportunity to see, like, this is what I've been saying,
and I'm like, y'all don't want to take responsibility for this shit at all,
that you fucking gave birth to these fuck These chuds were underground and then
you allowed them to come into the fucking spotlight, and the it's it's like
dropping anchovies. It's like dropping anchovies on the beach and watching the worms come
up. It's just like it's so it was people that made content like us
Swede did it. I'm like, nigga, what the fuck did I do?
Aunties don't exist before the thing existed, if you feel me, right,
I look at dude, I look at most of my videos, and
I have no problem with every pretty much everything that I made fun of back
in the day. It's like it's still ridiculous today to me. I know,
even to the point where like there are some progressive content creators who have
come around on some of that's and not like outwardly, but like they think
it now too. Like I remember specifically the Hillary Clinton stuff, like when
I when I would criticize Hillary Clinton, it was immediately like, oh,
it's sexism. But now it's like super understandable on the left to just like
yeah, Hillary Clinton sucked, like she wasn't a good candidate. It's like
okay, thanks, yeah, thank you, thank you. Okay, so
I'm a bad person because I was right before you. That's really fucking stupid,
but okay, but it's whatever. It doesn't matter. A lot of
stupid ship, a lot of a lot of people making minor mistakes to not
be like, hey, people just not saying hey, I'm not racist at
the end of every video, and then people being like, well he didn't
say that. Well, other people did ruin that too, Like some people
were like it was some people because some people did masquerade that way too,
and they were like, I'm a classical liberal and then they ended up being
just like, you're just a great so like I don't necessarily blame that.
But at the same time, it's just like a lot of them focused on
the real bad actors. There were some there were I mean not some,
there were a lot. There were a lot of actual dude. There was
a I mean, I forget her name, it doesn't matter, but she
was like, oh, I'm cool, Oh I'm fine, And then literally
once she got it on and she's like, oh, by the way,
black people are inferior. It made it like a video and it was like
the people that were bad actors for sure, So like it's not like they
were just making like the aggressive side. They were absolutely right about a lot
of people that entered the type of content that we were making, but they
act like it was the vast majority or it was solely it was like bro,
come on, or that BuzzFeed and MTV had like nothing to do with
it by pumping out, like really missin from diluted versions of academic materials that
had no business being divulged or explained by people who worked at fucking MTV or
Busfeed who don't have the fucking academic qualifications to explain things like the concept of
systemic racism to a bunch of people clicking on BuzzFeed to see which fucking Harry
Potter character they are. The degree of overstepping that those companies did is insane.
It's like, you know you're fucking place. It's it's MTV. It's
such, It's that whole mailstrom is crazy. I'm trying to understand how you
guys were insisted in that. It's like what, like, imagine imagine me
making a video about like disagreeing with Veracans anti Semitic values, and then people
assuming I hate black people afterwards, I'm like, h, I am literally
literally what do you mean? That's literally what it was. I remember I
remember making a video all of black I remember or I don't hate all the
Jewish features. I remember. I remember making a video a long time ago
about like there was this there was this Black Lives Matter protest where they like
laid down on a tarmac uh to prevent uh some planes from because I think
it was the idea was that global warming was? Yeah? Oh was it
was? And I remember being like, this is not this is not how
I remember just making a video being like this is this is like a really
dumb this is not how you convey really any of these messages. This is
really dumb idea. This is doesn't really do anything. Assumption was immediate.
It's like, oh, Chris hates black people, he's racist, and I'm
like, dude, but then what, like I love it. I love
it though, because it is so it's so alien to my real existence.
It's it's comical, Like it was really difficult to take any of it seriously
because it's like, dude, you I know for a fact, I'm sorry,
I've interacted with bore black people in my in the last five weeks.
Probably then the people in my comment section being angry at me have in the
last like most I know, Yeah, they think I'm racist and you're it
was like, are you bro? Dude? It was so funny because it's
like I just remember like the people who would call me out and it would
all it was all these panels. It was like panels and panels and panels
of just white, nothing but white people. Only Cat Black was the Cat
Black was the only person who was like not just a white person. It
was always it was like what was it Kevin Logan and uh Logan, Uh,
just all these all these people, these pasty white like borderline redneck people
and you're just like, you really want to play this game? Yeah,
that was probably the most Like a lot of Midwesterners and a lot of people
from uh, from fucking Washington that just didn't they just didn't have any experiences
like that. They weren't in the in the true melting pots. And so
they had some stud look at him. You look at him, and you
know, you know that they get start like if Kingston were to turn the
corner, if king if they were walking on the same street as Kingston and
Kingston were to turn the corner at two pm, they would be starting a
little bit like oh shit, Like they'd be like, I remember there was
one time speaking of that, this is funny story. Ever, I was
coming home, I was coming home from Duggan. Don't it's really late One
night when I was like maybe like nineteen walking home and some lady came out
and screamed because she saw me walking past her. And I yelled back because
I got scared? Did you roar? Made me scream? And I was
like, I'm sorry. She was like, I am so sorry I did
a racist. She was just like, oh, I got scared as a
black person. But then she scared me and then her humanity kick did it.
She was like, oh no, that's did you response? Did you?
And this is a boy get scare you. She didn't call the cops
though, Yeah, I'm sorry, and then she calls the cops. Listen,
that's enough. That's enough politics, right, we gotta get into So
this is gonna be a long episode. Sorry, like we we we got
to get to these questions. Yeah, h so because we're a little bit
behind, I want to get to this one. This is this one made
me fucking laugh before we even started recording. You know crabs, you know,
crab likes f gots is how it's written, by the way. You
know, the sponge likes buns, you know the star keeps sucking, know
the squid likes come, Oh my god, there's gay versions of these AI
SpongeBob songs now, so that's pretty good us, he writes, or they
write hello, Ostensibly what happens is and Derek doesn't have a stupid fucking catchphrase,
I do say, ostensibly a lot of us I got. He says,
I need advice, as Derek has gotten me into a difficult situation that
is entirely my flock. Contradictory sentence there, but I love I love the
premise right here. Immediately, he says. My girlfriend isn't very online and
is known to be fairly gullible. So when the sound of Seamen happened to
play on my Spotify playlist and she asked me what the hell I was listening
to, I decided to mess with her. I miraculously convinced her that it
was in fact the original version of the song made by by the forgotten black
LGBTQ icon icon Derek Black, and all the c ks are replaced with q's
as a sex positive gay anthem that was overshadowed by a cleaned up straight cover
released shortly after Derek's tragic death during the a epidemic wild This is a lie
that I would have. This is like, this is something that I would
say, even even went as far as downloading the song, renaming the MP
three, and sending it to her under the guise of it being too obscure
for streaming. I thought nothing of it until a week later she informed me
that she told her gender studies class she's been using the song for a project
and asked if I could give her more information. What the fuck do I
name? How amazing? How amazing girlfriends? So that's pretty stupid. I'm
sorry that poor girl. Is that? No, dude, it's all in
confidence, man, It's all in the delivery. You can convince people of
any everything said, like about like being a parasocial Yeah, dude, I
like that is not parasol. So that's more than paris. I have been
waiting years for something like this to happen as a result of one of our
shows. That is, so you would do live. You have to you
have to come clean. Bro, if it hasn't happened, you have to
come clean, because there's no way, uh it would. You would probably
lose her if she went through with it and presented that to her class or
whatever, and they were like, that is clearly a gay parody of Simon
and Garfunkel's you know, uh, the sound of Silence that that was performed
by Disturbed, that was covered by Disturbed. Obviously that's what that is.
And she would be so fucking embarrassed that she would never forget that that that
would absolutely happen that way. If yeah, you really got to come clean,
man, you gotta be like, listen, I'm sorry. I was
just fucking with you. I thought it was like a funny joke, but
then I just didn't know when to end it. This is not real.
This is your only way out of this is just straight honestly. Yeah,
you have to don't try and like, don't try and like Larry David,
construct some weird plot to like get off Scott Free. It never fucking works.
Just just be like, hey, this is what I did. I
thought it was funny. It was kind of it was very funny, awesome,
but this is not real. I'm sorry, because she's gonna feel stupid,
like regardless. Here's the thing. It's like, you've you've locked her
into into a into a position now where she there's no outcome of this where
she doesn't feel stupid, and that's probably going to be a mark on you.
Is also this isn't I will say, this isn't Derek's fault. Oh,
it's absolutely not my fault. That is, you didn't. I didn't
make it suggested to do that. Look, I don't have a problem with
the lie. I think the lie is funny, but like you should,
you shouldn't let that lie go on for longer than a couple minutes. Same
day would have been like for day or is something right? Like I understand
a little like for a little while, like I'll be real okay, but
you guys are gonna judge me for a little while. I was trying to
make Lily go crazy, right, and I kept trying to make her think
that the tambourine sound when you turn to switch on was not real. I
was trying to make her think that she was going crazy, and I thought
it was funny because I was. I wanted because of course, me being
a shitty person is like, I want to make someone that doesn't deserve to
go insane go insane. Nice But what I but like, I would not
let her, I would not let her leave my presence, still believing that
that's not funny anymore. That is just arming someone with the wrong information.
And now the fact that she brought that up to her gender studies class.
She is at minimal gonna look stupid to a lot of people. At minimal.
Now she's at the least she's gonna look dumb in front of our full
Look, it's good, Like I argue, dude, this kind of like
ridiculous joking. It's fun, it's good. It's humbling, you know,
I love it, Like I remember, like some of the some of the
most positive moments that I can remember in certain relationships were just like jokes that
I completely fell for and I was just like, oh my god, I
can't believe I fucking believed that, because you feel silly. But it's also
like I don't know, it's like a humbling kind of human thing. It's
just like, Okay, I'm just a person. I can't believe I believe
that, But okay, I'm susceptible. And it's fine, it's cute,
it's funny depending on what it is, obviously, but like you can't you
can't, like like Sweeney said, you cannot let somebody leave your presence.
Yeah, that can't last for more than a day, man, it can't.
I think it's good experience though for her. But because to be honest,
that is, to be that gullible is a problem in my opinion,
especially if we're talking about adults here. I'm assuming you proa in college or
something like that. That's not good to be that glible. It's not it's
just not to to to even think that a song like that, a serious
song like that exists without it being like some sort of joke or something,
even like say the Out There Brothers or whatever, though that I want to
Fuck you in the ass or whatever without their boys or whatever, there's that
that song is still tongue in cheek even though it's a real song, you
know what I mean, like to think it's like an actual like serious like
tone, like you know what I mean, like you gotta you gotta hear?
Is she gullible? Is she gullible? Or is she just so?
Or does she have so much faith in this guy, like she trusts him
so implicitly he would never lie to me. But I think that's the same
side of the coin, where of like if you have that much trust in
implies that you would believe no, not necessarily, because like I think any
every I think most people are more gullible, like towards the people that they
love, well, they have inherent but then there is levels to it though
still just like you would never even if hardly trust someone, like if you
love something, hey, did you know that the color that we've been seeing
this guy is actually not real? Like you know you say it's actually it's
actually like if you said something so stupid in outlandish, you're not gonna believe
them, even how much you fucking love them and trust them. You're gonna
be like, well, you're obviously fucking with me. That's not a real
thing, you know what I'm saying. So then there's just a you're just
completely gullible and you have no skepticism whatsoever, versus like say, I don't
care how much you trust somebody and so in that and also I feel like
she needs more experience, because how the fuck do you not know that song?
Like, I mean, there are some songs I think culturally that like
I don't care if you like that song or not, if you don't listen
to it or whatever, but just not knowing about it is I feel like
is kind of an issue, especially if you live in the Western world.
Like if you live in the Western world, that is a fucking song that
it's like, you've heard this song before. If you haven't, what the
what the fuck's going on? Like we need to broaden your horizons. Like,
say, Chris, there's a lot of movies you haven't seen, but
you've heard of them, you know what I mean, you're aware of them.
Like there's things like that where I'm like when if you were to be
like, I've never heard of scarface? So I'd be like, what the
what I mean? What you mean you've ever heard? You never heard of
scarface? What is that? What do you mean? Like me? Like
me, I'm not I'm not right. I'm not a mutable to lives right
like I can get tricked. I was before living with you. I was
way easier to trick right now because people people don't for me, people don't
lie for no reason. That's something I just don't understand. People like I'm
just gonna lie to somebody. It's like, why why are you doing that?
Why are you doing that? Somebody? You don't you don't have to.
But now I don't believe anything anyone says if I can't discern it at
least, it's like, oh, if I can't be like, oh,
that makes sense that that could possibly happen. I don't believe that, like
thing whull ship, the full metalchineing. I was like, this is so
stupid. This is fucking dumb, and you were like trying. You were
trying on me and Derek for a while, and I was like, why
is he why? It was enough people on the podcast believed it, and
I'm like, oh, yeah, people are dumb. Still, well,
people believed it, and then people went and reinforced it because like they wrote
up a Wikipedia entry for it so people would go look it up and then
there would be results. So that and most people don't even bother to check
the results. Really, they just checked to see like if there are results.
So that was like enough for a lot of I'm really glad that that
isn't That was an insane lie that I can't believe it because it's not even
that out of it's not out of the realm of possibility of say, these
adult animators writing, you know, or these people, hey, let's do
a fucking full metal Uh. I was gonna say, Alchemist, it's still
a full metal jacket. It was, and it was just so specific the
idea of like Sheen going to eo Jima in like specifically in an interstitial series
after Jimmy Neutron that happened in the commercial breaks between other shows and him suffering
PTSD, and like, it's just like the idea that it's ridiculous. Obviously,
I was surprised that it's ridiculous, but I've seen so much wild shit
on I mean even just watching The X Men, you know, uh,
watching the series, the animated series, like all of the the the entire
premise of the show and everything that's involved in it. It's not for kids.
What what fucking kid do you know other than maybe a Jewish kid that
has been you know, you're studying this shit early, but know anything about
the fucking Final Solution? Like there's an episode that's literally called the Final Decision,
Like how would you know anything about that? You know? And it's
like, so I feel like you can obviously put in a full metal jacket
reference in a fucking Jimmy new On episode, if you can literally put Holocaust
references over a cartoon show, and then you know what I'm saying. So
it's like not either really, so where I'm like, yeah, it seems
wild, but weird happened this crazy, get it, but it's not as
crazy as I'm about to get. Yeah, I am really eager. I'm
really eager to hear an update on this story. I want to know how
this I want to know how this goes. I want to know. Uh.
And by the way, because I know you're you guys change your names
pretty often, just let me know, like in detail, like, Hey,
I'm the sample guy who wrote it. I'm the guy who wrote in
who lied about the fucking the sound of semen just so we need me,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna just me. I I'm single now, Thanks
Derek. Here's he blames me and then he uh and then he we have
a we have a live show, and then he shoots me like like Christina
Grimmis or whatever for me, or he walks right up to you. Man,
dude, I always think about that at live shows. Does the Iron
Man thing from fucking Marvel too, and he summons Broton there were some people,
and I'm like, YOK, for you, I think that guts for
you only because you did this or it used to be better. If he
just hangs himself and puts that sound of Seamen thing on repeat, I think
that would be better, does sound let us? Yeah, although I do
think ostensibly you might have made a mistake. We'll see how it goes on.
A lot of this depends on how long you've been together, and like
a lot of a lot of really really face the parrot there? Did you
you really? Guys? Really like I think this is a fun activity,
but like you really got to minimize you cannot let this escape the day.
Real genuine amazing, It's amazing. Michael B. Jordan in his new movie
Pete Pete was funny. That's so seeing it written out that way though,
was really fucking funny. What would you What would your reactions be if Keith
David, in a public statement, denounced the Stark Tank podcast and called each
of you the hard art. I would that would I don't know how I
would feel about that. I think I would cry for real. That would
make me sad. Yeah, I really love him, like I like I
gotta be real, like like Chris, like like I think Chris and Derek
really like appreciate him. I like, actually love Keith David, like his
roles in in History of Sendemon voice acting are like something I really look up
to. So I would cry I would like actually, like really really like
it's like Lance Reddick like him, Lance Reddick, like Sterling K. Brown
like I look up to. Was like role models as a black man.
If they were like, I hate you, you're an aniword Kingston Jamison,
I'm talking to you, and he points at the camera. He's like,
I hope you have black ass gets shot. I hope you get mowed down
on the fucking street. I'd be like, what if he then what if?
What if? As he's saying that, what if As he's saying that,
he jumps up and then comes on the camera real quickly. I'm like,
oh my god, just like me. It's a reference. See yeh
know. That would be terrible. That would that would really we would have
to start. Well, the thing is like we would not give up though,
Like we would start a new show. It would be the same.
It would be the same thing. It's like, Okay, well he hasn't
denounced this one, you know, Yeah, so we'll just continue until we
get him on the show. I'mnest I have a different You guys think you're
funny, right, yeah, you want to come in? I sent for
him, so that level of acknowledgment too, would actually make me happy still,
So I'd be honest because because I kind of know what you mean.
Yeah, there's the idea that he would he addresses because that is a lot
like there's a if you tweeted him enough, he'll respond. Right, you
already got a response from him, like what is it he asked about the
podcaster or you asked about the podcast and he say, doesn't really do it?
I was like would He was like, my fans don't really enjoy podcasts
much, so he hasn't done any. And I'm like, I feel like
that's a huge disconnect that he doesn't aware of how like prominent podcasts are now.
He's like, my fans don't really I'm like, your fans listen to
dude. I know not everybody does, dude, but I would listen to
a Key David podcast where he's just talking to himself. He's like Bill Burr's
podcast. I'll catch it every once in a while. He's just he's just
literally just ranting himself about sports and dumb bullshit. And I just like Bill
Burr enough to where even when he's just his little soliloquies and other dumb shit
that he does, where I'm like it's enjoyable and absolutely I would enjoy him
talking about fucking anything. And uh, it's just a thing that I guess
he's just not He just doesn't care to tap into, which is fine.
Yeah, I mean, I at it. There's there's only thing he would
probably make millions from cameo, but you would have to do it. Really
wanted to see Bill Bird do a thing where he goes around making fun of
other politicians. What do you mean what do you mean goes around? I
mean because every time his best moment is him making all of those ady outic
jo sphear pola pun comedians look like idiots? Did you see charlam Mane so
stupid? Did you see him flame? Charlemane? He was on the Breakfast
Calus. I saw him on Charlamayne's thing, but I didn't I didn't watch
it. He fucking it was so funny, literally because Charlatne just had to
make a comment about because they were asking about his wife, right, they're
asking about Bill Bird's wife and then they're like, oh, how'd you meet
and this kind of stuff, and he was saying like, oh, she
lights up the room. There's only two people that have done something like that,
and one of them was a guy. And then so then Bill Burr's
trying to move on, and then Charlie say wait, wait, wait wait,
we can't just move on from there, so like, did you do
anything with this guy or you know, trying to like was there some gay
shit, because obviously he felt that way about his wife. And then he
was like, well he's first of all, he's like, well the black
community, like every when are you guys gonna let go of this homophobia thing?
And then he starts dressing down, like he looks at Charlott Magne with
his waxed eyebrows and his sandals. He just he's just called like he looks
so gay, Like the audacity of you to even say anything like this when
you're over there looking so gay, and he just flames him. It's so
funny. That's amazing. I did not see that. So good. Oh
that sounds like a dream. It was good. I saw this morning actually
when I woke up and I was like that. I was like, fucking
Bill Burry. So he's so out of all the people that you know that
even associated with, like Joe Rogan anything like that, Like I saw this
show Joe Rogan and Friends, and everyone was unfunny except for Bill Burr,
like it was not a good show. And then Bill Burrow'm like this guy,
like he is a real comic man. And then there's just these other
people that are just yeah, like I don't know, man, I'm sorry.
Like even even before Joe went insane, I just I was like,
I've watched his specials and I was like, I he's had one good joke
and I think it was about the Pyramids. And this was like in two
thousand and five or something, when he had his first special on Netflix.
Before my mom was still getting disc from Netflix, and I was like,
Mom, you chimp, there's fun you can stream ship. We don't need
to do this anymore. My mom is Netflix dud. If I called my
mom a chimp, she would slaughter me because because she she's very sensitive off.
She's so sensitive to like anything that is even remotely associated with like racist
overtones or anything to worry. I remember one time, as she was she
would give me like barely any allowance, but I would do so much work
around the house and I remember I said, like I didn't even finish what
I said. I didn't even finish saying anything, and I was like,
dude, your work. I was like, you're overworking me so much,
and she's like, what like a like a slave? And then she was
like you you like, how dare you? And I was like, I
didn't even say it. I didn't even I was just saying that I'm fucking
getting unfair, like you're you're asking for too much work. To give me
ten dollars a fucking week. She could, she could never she was about
the week she was about to really beat your ass, about to beat you.
Fired up for a reason she should beat your ass. Actually, but
what happened is that were fucked and everything's a joke to us. So even
the slave, like I didn't even The funny thing is I didn't even say
it. I was really just trying to make the point of I wasn't even
gonna go there. She went there. But like I think, I also
think what she did was brilliant because it was a great way to just completely
mitigate like trying to give me better pay, like trying to give me you
know, like hey, maybe you want to double give me twenty bucks.
You know, because I was older, I think I don't remember what age
I was but ten dollars was a week was not cutting it at that point
anymore. I was getting ten dollars a week until I got a fucking job
when I was sixteen, and so by the time, yes, so when
you're fucking fifteen whatever, and then you're just like that, don't they don't
do anything. It was just fucking I'm just spend it on fucking chips,
chips in the pink lemonades. I would just have that ship, dude,
Like, so that's it. Yeah, my mom she's really sensitive to those
types of things. Yeah, yeah, so she could never she can never
fight the aliens in Fallout three. No, she'd flipped the There's a lot
of things that I probably wouldn't like. I don't know how she would feel
about. Because Kutaku resurrected the I couldn't believe it. Of course they would
be the ones to resurrect the the oh why there shouldn't be a Resident Evil
five remake? And then it was the same time. Really point I read
the article. Now, to be fair, most of the article didn't have
to do with that. It was just one section of it talking about the
racist blah blah blah blah blah. But most of it was that they were
just saying that there's so many better things that they could be doing than a
five remake. But it's still a bad article because it's a hard disagree with
Resonuble five being one of the most celebrated Resident Evils, and everybody can also
agree that the tone was different from a regular, regular survival horror game,
but they still love the game. They've had fun with its celebrated ones.
I wouldn't say it's also I would know. I would say I would say
it's I would say people have come around highly on it, But yeah,
I would when you look at it, I feel like it's the same thing
when you just you were you brought up that thing yesterday because that guy said,
what is a game that most people dislike or hate that you love?
And then Chris you said about because of the vibe, Apparently BioShock Infinite was
the thing, And it just seems confusing because I feel like BioShock Infinite and
Resuble five is very similar in a sense that there was a lot of hate
for it. But then also when I look at reviews, when look at
the way that people talk about it, when they when they when they played
it, their memory and everybody had fun with it. I'm like, we're
the people that were like, fuck this game, I hate it, this
is garbage. Put it in the trash. And I don't find those people,
and I know they exist, but I don't. I almost feel like
it's a you know how people kind of collectively jump on a bandwagon to just
shit on things. Oh yeah, for sure. I think that's that that
happens. That's happening largely because I mean people there was a video many many
years ago there was kind of critique biostrack Infident, and it's like it's it's
like that that Spider Man meme or it's like, nice opinion, where'd you
get it? Did? Did a YouTuber give it to you? And it's
like, yeah, okay, I mean you don't have to like biostrack given
it, but like, I think the thing for me, it's like I
look at biostrack even it like Halo two in the sense that there's a lot
of shit cut and a lot of stuff promised, and there was like a
there was like a trailer that kind of showcased what it would be and it
and it wasn't really what that trailer was, but the fact that what we
got was as good as it was despite having so much of it gutted and
repurpose and retooled. Is what makes it so incredible. Is it's part of
what makes it so incredible to me, outside of the fact that it's just
a good, a solid game. Uh. People complain about, dude,
People complain about how they called the most recent Call Duty campaign was like smoking
mirrors. Basically it was like barely put together and it was like barely anything.
Dude, if we people would kill for a single player FPS that was
as content rich and as focused and as designed and as cared for as Biotron
Infinite was. It's not an immersive sim I get it, but like it's
a fucking really good FPS And anybody who doesn't understand that it's fucking they're a
looney. Yeah, but I do know what you're saying, where like,
yeah, it's there are Yeah, maybe it is just like an online thing
with resonubal five. I remember it like reviewing kind of mixed, Yeah,
but I do remember back in the day people, I do remember people liked
it, like people that I knew that you have. I think that the
same argument for metical Revengeance I remember people hating that game. I remember hating
that fucking game, like hating it, thinking every athlete that that game was
stupid or fucking cringe. And then like I feel like people made YouTube videos
about people fell in love with it. After that. There is the retrospectives
definitely help. That is very true. I don't like that game still,
I think that game is very similar. I like the Brazilian Samurai. I
think he's funny because how much of an an I liked. Yeah, I
don't know. I liked that game immediately, but to be fair, I
like that game before I played, before I really played any of the medal
game up until four. I think that I always feel like the weirdest thing
for me, though, is why do people? And I feel like this
is kind of a testament that there's some people that specifically just want the same
thing each time. And I always say there are like I like, say,
for example, I popped in some Dragon Age stuff I have, I
don't need the same thing each time because I already have those other amazing games
and if I want to play that style. So for example, Resney before
it was you know, came out PS two, Everyone's like this is the
shit. This is revolutionary five, very different vibe. But also when people
are saying this is not survival horror, and I was like, well,
I'll be honest, Resne will forded me didn't feel like a vival horror technically
because I'm i was whooping ass. I'm not. I'm not in this janky
Like when you play survival horror, you're at a huge disadvantage. That is
the whole point. You're at a disadvantage. You're not when you're when you're
Chris not, I mean sorry, when you're Leon. I'm shooting. I'm
I'm shooting limbs, I'm kicking people. Their heads are exploding, I'm getting
badass weapons, fucking like, i don't feel like I'm in I'm not scared.
I don't feel like I'm in imminent danger at any point. To me,
the scariest part was just it wasn't even scary. It's it's anxiety inducing.
When oh, Ashley needs to go, you know, do the lever
things, and those assholes are trying to abduct her, and I'm like,
fuck, oh yeah. That probably was the most anxiety inducing part because I'm
like, okay, they could jack her, and then you can actually,
I just remember I shot her on accident one time. I was like,
well a lot of times, dude, I've been speaking of games and the
rifle and god damn it speaking of a speaking of games in general. Like
I I really Dragon's Dogma. I don't know. It's it's like calling me,
but like I don't know what to make of it, because like I
hear like really mixed things about performance and ship and it's just like, man,
it looks like a really good RPG, and I have it. I
have it. It's really really really cool. But I like those kinds of
things. That's the thing. I like Monster Hunter, I like party based,
like like adventure games, like The Barbarian. I'm the Barbarian. That
game is my ship. I The fact that it doesn't see the reason specifically
that I'm looking at it is because it's like I really wanted that bald experience
and I didn't get it from ball this game, and I feel like this
is the kind of one that would like, this would get me. I
think because it plays the way that I want video games to play. It's
more of vague, like it's not like video yeah, it's it's more of
a yeah, it's more of like a like a three D kind of sandbox
type. You know, you can move around and it's not like asymmetric.
It's not like point and click type stuff, so like or turn based.
As far as I know, I don't think it's I don't think not at
all. It's actually, oh, I'm playing Final Fantasy seven remake toos also,
so to me, there's maybe I'm I'm curious. God see, like
I saw, I asked a bunch of people and it was mixed. It
was interesting. On Twitter it was mixed too, with seeing people. Most
of them were saying that there is performance issues in some areas, especially when
there's too many people. Some one of my friends said that he was running
over one hundred fps. He was okay for the most part, which makes
me. I was like, oh see, I'm I'm essentially going to have
the patience and wait for a couple of patches. That's what I came out
to. Even though I do. I have so much fomo because dude,
I fucking threw everything aside to beat the first one again just to refresh my
memory of everything that went down. And actually I had so much more fun
this time around because I did a choice that I did not do the first
time I beat in like twenty thirteen. So this was like, Yeah,
it turned the world on its head and it was like, a what the
fuck? I didn't even know this was so it was really cool and so
I was like hype to play the next one, and then all of a
sudden I saw the review. I was like, fuck, I can't believe
this. Yeah, I don't know. I can't believe I'm gonna I'm going
to wait, I'm gonna probably I'm probably in the same boat as you,
just because I'm playing, because I'm playing Final Fantasy seven remake right now just
so I can go into rebirth, and I'm I'm liking it. But also,
what is it I'm playing. I'm trying to beat the first two Bioshocks
again. Oh nice, Because like I don't know if you guys saw,
but Ken Levine, the creator of BioShock, who hasn't made a game in
like ages, finally came out and talked about like that Judas game that he's
working on. It sounds so sick. I didn't. It just got me
like I have to, I have to, I have to, I have
to play Bioshocking Ice. So I'm playing that like on the Steam deck while
I wait to go home and play Final Fantasy seven again. Uh, but
I do like Dragon's Dong was gonna be like whistling at me in the back
of my fucking mind because it's just like I want this, Yeah, dude,
they didn't fix some things though that I just couldn't. So like playing
I thought, I saw, I thought, okay, I remember, okay,
I remember on PS three played PLS three, and I'm like, this
is dumb that I can't create multiple save slots. This is weird. I've
never played an RPG like this ever. That's just really weird. So if
I wanted to even have two characters, or say, when you have a
very pivotable moment, right and in a story, you usually you're talking.
When you have a pivotal moment in a story, sometimes you'll just make two
save states so then you can you can even pick up the story from that
and maybe take a different route, so you want to experience it instead of
being the whole thing over again. You can't do that in Dragon's Dogma,
And I was like, I hate that. Oh, So I'm thinking on
the PC version when they released it, I'm like, oh, surely they're
gonna it's on the PC. No, Nope. And then so now surely
in Dragon's Dogma too, they're gonna fix that that completely stupid thing. No,
you still know, And I'm like, why, what is the creative
decision behind this? Why the fuck would you do this? They did?
No, No RPG does this. I don't even understand it. Whatever,
they didn't fix that, I imagine. I haven't looked at it because I
wanted to go into this game. I wanted to go into this extremely vanilla.
I did not want to I wanted to be to just absorb it blind,
I guess, And I'm assuming they didn't also fix the the the the
the lack of targeting. I don't know if they did that. So you
can talk, oh, okay, well that's that's great, because that's also
that was another that's another incredible I'm like, how can I not cycle through
target It's there's just things in the game that we're so I'm like, what
are they doing? What is Capcom doing with this RBG. It's not like
they don't do that. There are other games you play. If that's the
first game like that that Capcom I think ever made. Yeah, but like
say, easy things that have existed in other games for so long, I
didn't understand why they just didn't put it in there. But like, besides
that, though the game was fun as I love I absolutely love climbing on
beast and monsters and just whacking the ship out of them. Is that is
such a fun fucking mechanic and like, yeah, you're yeah, talking about
it is making me want to play it, but I am, I'm just
gonna wait. I I reinstalled some other games. I think what I'm gonna
do for my Steam library is beat everything in order, like something that I've
never I'm like, you know what, I'm alphabet sorry, I'm just gonna
go down my host And I was like, you know what, fuck this,
I have to So the first thing, and maybe a lot of people
would be like shocked, but I never The only experience I've had with Alan
Wake was being at my friend's house and watching him play it like a lot,
but I've never actually put my hands up. I think maybe I controlled
him a little bit or something, but I never really played Alan Wake.
So that's top of my list. That is that is a the first one.
This is so I'm like, I should just finally beat it. Just
Fly. Yeah, I like the first one a lot. Actually, I
mean I heard it's a great game. I just never got around because I'm
just like I'll be I'll play it eventually, and I like, fuck it.
I'm twenty eleven something like that, maybe even twenty thirteen. I don't
fucking remember. Dude, Well, I got to say that if you like,
if you like just bonking people play the Barbarian and Dragons Dogma, I've
I'm dude, I love the female barbarians in that game. Yeah, is
this some big chick with a big sword. Someone runs at me. The
battle cries, you do too, she runs at me. I just opra
cut someone with a sword and the Minutaur takes a moment and it's like,
yo, maybe I run. I wish could run away in the Gates,
definitely. I wish that happened. I wish theams would get hurt bad enough
and they would run off well something. They usually the first one, like
you bandits in the fucking Goblins. I would whoop them and then after a
while they'd be like, uh, this is too much and they would funk
off. Yeah I'm talking. Maybe it's not the same in this game,
but the big bunches. No, no, they don't. I want to
hit. I want to hit like a giant understands how hard I hit it
and it gets up, turns around and starts running away from me. I
want to do that giant. Damn. I shouldn't be here. I'm in
danger. All right, Let's let's run through some of these real quick.
Uh, these are some of some of these are easy, and then well
we'll head on out of here. Questionable rode in He says, how would
you feel if you suddenly found out your partner was an avid quartering fan?
This would this would cause problems. This would really send me spiraling. I
think I would have to really love them to be okay. I would still
look. I'd be like, listen, I love you, this is a
problem. We I love you a little less as a result of this.
I'm not gonna lie. So you got to make a choice. I wonder
if that's I either continue to build, either continue to build this life in
this future with me, or continue watching really low effort, daily lazy uploads
from a man who pisses in his basement for me. And this is probably
a really tough call. It's gonna really hurt me if you pick the other
thing, and I will probably go to therapy for years as a result of
is. But this is the choice. I would be particularly upset because Jojo
and I have have shot on him multiple times together about just you know stuff,
So it would be like a design. It would be complete betray because
I remember this was probably like a month or so of betrayal. I was.
I was so mad, like just so not that long ago about like
he he made a video about that woman that shot up the Joel Olstein's church
and then all of the all of the yeah, there was this chick that
was crazy and she just shot up the church and luckily, I think nobody
was killed, and some security took her out pretty quickly, I think off
duty like cop people that were the security. That's can I all right,
look is there is there? It's probably like I didn't hear about this.
I didn't know about that. Yes, there's an obvious point of humor there,
which is like, it is unfortunate that look, look it's not.
I shouldn't say it's unfortunate. It is very fortunate that no, but he
got hurt. However, God, it is it is funny that when a
woman's going to do a mass shooting, she just can't do it. That's
it's just like she just can't fire, she can't figure the gun out.
But no one died, No one died. Where do I point it?
I don't you imagine. But here's the thing that it's funny that you're saying.
Woman. So here's the thing that they made all of these conservative pieces
of shit we're making a video about. So she's a criminal. She's also
she's crazy, but she's a criminal. What is the one common thing that
a lot of criminals have or aliases because they're for obvious reasons. Uh,
some of her aliases or one of them whatever, or male. So because
of that, these fucking assholes put two and two together. Must be trans,
must be a trans shooter. H this man shot up this thing.
See it's the crazy trans people that are doing all these mass shooting blah blah
blah blah blah. And then so obviously that's not the case. Even the
fucking police came out of the press conference, say she is a woman,
she's always identified as a woman. Jesus, blah blah blah. You don't
have to, you don't want to. You don't even need information about that
to figure out. Obviously, the information is just in the the damage done.
Yeah, and then no damage. They probably would have made jokes about
that, but they it was easier to shoot on the trance community. Right,
So with that information coming out, did any of those pieces of human
filth retract the statements or even delete their videos that had hundreds of thousands of
views? Of fucking course not so. I was talking about that recently.
And then if it turned out that Jojo was like, nah, high five
quartery, I'd be like, ah, man, like I would feel I
would feel so, I would actually be really fucking upset, like wow,
that's megabatry. Imaginely sitting down watching that shit just makes me really upset.
I don't want to hug her. I don't want about that hug her right
now, like I don't want to see beside. So we got our answers,
Yeah, yeah, we got our answers for this. It would hurt
all us you just a huge cataclysm. Wrote in He says, hello,
Chris, Derek and Kingston. Has it ever taken you a long time to
learn that you were talking to someone important? My best friend's uncle is Billy
Joe Armstrong, and despite meeting him multiple times beforehand, I didn't realize who
he was until I was fifteen. Fifteen is a reasonable Fifteen is a reasonable
age to become cognizant of it. I don't think I was really cognizant of
celebrities until I was like, probably around like thirteen fourteen. So I'll say
this. I don't know if I've said this on the podcast before, because
it's kind of embarrassing. I think you know this, Sweeny. I think
Derek might know this too. I don't know. Maybe I've told this for
it. I don't know, but I found I was at a party once
and I don't remember exactly where I was. I think it was just at
a bar and I was talking to with a bunch of animators and we were
talking just in general, and the topic inevitably came up about the Simpsons and
how the Simpsons had really gone downhill, and I remember just being like,
yeah, I don't even know why they have that fucking show on anymore,
Like what's even the fucking point of this, and like I just don't get
like they should just kill this thing. And I didn't realize that I was
talking to Matt Groening's son. That's awesome. And I think it was like
his birthday too, So I was just like, happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Your dad's show is terrible. Yeah, but that was like I was
laughing so hard when I found that out, because I was like, oh
my cause I don't care enough about like I really don't give a shit.
It's just like, wow, what are the odds of that? Because I
never king said, you know me, how often am I talking about the
Simpsons? Fucking barely, if ever I have one, So like the idea
that I would bring it up in this scenario to just so happens to the
guy's son is wild. But that's the only thing that I could think that.
So you guys might not know, you might you might know. So
you know the Cosby Show, right, Yeah, I don't know that.
What's happened the Cosby Show? Obviously those seriously the show, The Cosby Show.
The mother on The Cosby Show is named Felicia Rashad. She is my
grandma's cousin. Actually, not kidding, she's my grandma's cousin. So there
was one day that like maybe I was it was like maybe like two thousand
and like six seven, right before we moved away from the Bronx, she
came to visiting my granda, because you know, you're moving up states.
She was like, I'm gonna come visit Marian, see her off up to
her new home over up Stay. She's finally buying a home for her,
big home for herself. Good for her. She came into my apartment.
I was just coming back from schools like that, and I was looking at
that. I was staring. I was staring at this lady and I was
like, you look just like the mother Huxtable. And she was like,
sweetheart, I am. And I was like, huh, you're related to
my grandma. She was like, yeah, she's my cousin. I was
like, something's wrong here, What is good? What are you doing in
my house? That that's a Jarry you kind of you're still kind of like
feeling that out, like what that even means. It's so because my grandmother.
That's because she has two cousins that were in Talk So and welcome back
mister Carter. The show with John TRAVOLTOI with Fonsie, the black guy from
that show is my Grandma's My grandma's first cousin, and the Inflation is her
second cousin. Remember meeting both of them and being like, Grandma, why
do you have famous cousins? She was like, I don't know. Saint
Tomian's act, like all of them go into acting eventually, apparently, why
is She just makes me feel weird? Is this a weird thing? Having,
like the one of the most famous black moms probably on television, sitting
down in your house eating like fucking curry chicken and stew peas and likeanadas,
and it's like, what the fuck is going on here? Yeah, that's
cool. I don't I don't think anything like that. I can't nothing to
come to mind of like famous, and I didn't know. I'm sure there
are probably plenty of times you just run into, you know, people who
have large amounts of notoriety or or just fame, and then you like you're
like you're standing behind you You're like at like Taco Bell and you're standing behind
the guy who wrote the Bible or something. Yeah, yeahs too. I
guess the created Class one of those moments too, because Curing create a class.
Me and Jen were just hanging out the critical role cast the whole day.
Yeah, but you knew that. I knew that, but it was
weird. It was still weird, like just I mean having a drink with
like Travis Willingham and like Matt like drinking alcohol with them and making jokes with
them. Still a strange ass thing like that about like the amount of people
that were there that I was unaware of, that had massive amounts of audiences
that you just you just wouldn't. How could you know if you if you
have you either know you don't. Yeah you were, Yeah, and it's
weird. That's also like, no, there's a lot actually because I remember
like being friends with Mick and and Mick being on shows. I remember watching
you know, oh before you understood, like gay out with Jack, you
know, or like knowing Viv Like this shit like that is a lot of
like that where it's like this a little strange, you know, like yeah,
things, it's a small world out there and man like even just like
I remember Gabby uh told this story to me before. But it's like apparently
James that Gandelfini had like dinner at her house for some fucking reason, for
no reason other than I think like they just know her family somehow. It's
just like, all right, I guess it's very strange. And that's in
New York, by the way, so it's not even like upstate New York.
So it's not even like, oh, you're in the city, you're
just running into Conon O'Brien everywhere. It's just like, just really, the
world is not O'Brien over and over again, and you have to convince him
you're not following him. I ran to Coone Obrian twice. What happens like
four times. It's impossible not to miss though, because he's like, he's
so freakishly tall. He's a fucking siren head. But his hair makes him
look even taller. He's got the Jimmy neutron hype based on top of that.
But uh yeah, we've got some we've got some more questions, but
we're gonna we're gonna dedicate the next episode to kind of clearing out all of
marches. It's it's reasonable, it's not really that many. Uh So next
episode will be a question led thing, provided nothing crazy happens. But I
think we covered pretty much everything that we most of the big stuff that we
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comes on all the time. It's a fun he's he's a fun vocalist to
him person, he's one of those where it's jams. Yeah, I mean,
I like even Flow. I can't pretend like I've heard much Pearl jam
honestly, outside I've heard so much. In my passing being alive, I've
heard a bunch of pearl jams in the radio. There's a lot of hard
rock that I just kind of is that hard It's great? Yes, yeah,
it's great, which is like you know, see there's there's Yeah.
Grunge, I would say, is like probably the genre that I have like
the least experience with because like a lot of it I was introduced to,
like through Guitar Hero and I feel like grunge was a weird era because I
feel like grunge lasted a very short amount of time. It was like it
but like that Priestess that what's that priestess song that wasn't good? Uh?
Lay damn no, God, I can't remember what then it was called.
I think it's laid Down by Priestess. That was a fucking sick song.
But that's the only song I know by Priestess at all. Like I don't
know anything else. It's not registering to me. They had a pretty good
riff too, if if I'm remember correctly, like, I'm sure the audience
will remember it. But uh yeah, lay down? Yeah, yeah,
where is it? Ah? Yeah, it's a it's I hear this is
a guitar hair level though this sounds like wolf sounds like guitar, Yeah somewhat.
Yeah, it's it's like wolf Mother adjacent. But uh anyway, okay,
yeah this yeah this Asian Wizard. What were gonna say? Oh nothing,
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next? Is that fucking gladiator? And I will have I will have my
vengeance in this last life. Yeah, gotta love Movie twenty eight. US
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my name into a question because my questions never get red. Fun. That's
a good that's a good loophole, honestly, Like, if you want to
hear that, man, Yeah, we can also see I. I I
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make it a brief question though, Like I'm not doing these fucking long questions.
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I gotta get dental work done soon, and I'm not fucking I'm so not
looking forward to it. Sucks. Man. Yeah, I think I would.
I think I would. I shouldn't say that because I know that that's
probably not, like, not realistically true, but like I feel it in
the moment where like I feel like I would rather just I feel like like
I rather would have just simply been molested than ever do dent will work.
Again, I don't think that's true. That's kind of crazy. I think
I would rather be like viciously rape. That's very crazy you think that.
I think you think that speaking of rape, I was a I'm not even
I'm not even convinced that I think that, but like I feel it in
the moment, like like because dude having a dentist over you and like drilling
into your fucking teeth and you feel like you feel like the the core of
who you are slipping away because you're not really like it's just like, oh
man, I really am just like a bunch of matter put together, and
like there's like squeaking and like all this crazy terms with that and move on.
It's not that I'm okay with it, but I don't like being I
don't like it being at the forefront. It's kind of like how you you're
always you always see your nose, but your brain kind of takes it away
because that would like that would really infuriate you to be constantly aware of it.
Of course I don't like seeing it. Well, it's like it was
like your glasses if you if you were to focus on your frames all the
time, I'd be really annoying. Like so you kind of just your brain
like okay, this is always here, We're not going to focus on anymore.
Uh. But like, I actually don't have that big of a problem
with the dentists. When I got my I got one wisdom te U pulled
two years ago. I wasn't knocked out for versus was one tooth. So
that one was a little weird because at one point that the leverage he was
his fist was like using his leverage on my face while he was doing something,
and I'm like, what the fuck, bro, Like this time knocked
out, I would rather be simply So here's the thing, though, how
great would it be if you got knocked out and then you got you got
molested, you got raped or something. You didn't need to experience it,
but you get to sue. So now you don't have the trauma of remembering
it, but you get all the way fucking villainous way to look at it.
But I understand what you're saying, Like you get you get violated,
and but because you don't experience it, you don't technically have like visceral trauma,
but you also like get a large payout, Like I get, like
that is that is the ideal way, exactly the ideal way. If it
had happen, you'd have it happened that way. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know. I don't know. It's such an unbelievable conversation around Nobody wants
to get molested at the dentist's office, although there is a Seinfeld episode about
that's what if it somehow? Chris? What if you wake up in office
and there's one really sore spot on your forehead, like really sore? What
do you do? What does that imply? Exactly? Like what the like?
What the fuck? Like? Why is this so sore? You've just
been eating out of you questions. I would have questions and ideas that he
came on you so hard so many times that it bruised the top. It
bruised your third option be I like, how all of your cumshot scenarios are
always there's so much fucking pressure there. You guys don't have pressure rized come
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I don't know whatever I'm coming into, whatever you're coming. No, it's
a choice. It's a choice. It's a choice to do that. It's
like a It's like a super soaker where you're like you you, you pump
a bunch and then you hold it and then no, dude, if I
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Dude, that Ronnie Radkeys fucking that guy's a That guy sucks man. I
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shit that he's been involved where it's like this guy, you said it so
respectfully. I feel like I would feel so honored if somebody cut it off
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that would change my perception of a person. I think whole off you're
off it. That's like if you shot, That's like if you could only
ship if you're wearing a tie, Like I just I don't know what to
make of that. Psychologically speaking, I don't know if it necessarily makes you
a threat or like a bad person, but like it makes me concerned because
it's something that I can't understand. There's something so good you ever see you
ever see black dudes in porn? How they usually have their socks and sneakers
on, Like I imagine that like your butt ass naked. I've definitely I've
definitely had set and like realized that I was in a state like that,
yes shoes. I was just like, what am I doing? You know?
It was I was taking no, no, I was taking We we
just got in this years ago, but like I just got it, and
like I was wearing sweatpants and I just wanted to get them to fuck off,
and like my shoes were really like tedious, like they're like they were
really fucking tight, and I couldn't just like kick them off. So I
was like, fuck, I don't know, like I'm already going, like
I don't I don't want to stop because it's like I'm already in this like
this zone and it's gonna be a test. And then like but it hit
me like at some point, like not long afterwards, where it's like I
feel fucking ridiculous. I feel like reverse like reverse squidward almost I really should,
I really should take these off. But gros feeling because you feel cold
and ready to run and it's a jarring combination of feelings that is weird.
I really recommend everybody, everybody in the audience get naked and put your shoes
on. It is a fucking bizarre You want to go, but you can't
because it's like it's like you have all the freedom necessary to go wherever you
need, but none, none of the ability and to prove that you did.
It's it's such a weird it does something to the brain. On Twitter
puts on my own Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good content.
Man, just having shoes on. I love it. It's got you gotta
have medium socks, though, there's something about like there's gotta be more socks
there. The socks are always too big, that the gray part of the
heel is always sticking out at the top. I don't think I've ever had
a pair of white socks that have fit me authentically. Actually, I wear
I always just because no, I just always buy socks, and I just
their socks. So I'm just like who I wear ankle socks. I don't
like being exposed. I just wear because they're necessary. Oh see, I
like my socks being exposed because I don't like my shoes touching my skin.
Okay, trauma anyway, Yeah, I was molested by a shoe when I
was young. We are rebranding the snark Tank as the spank Tank. Maybe
slightly above average clar Energy just the hard r Star coffee. Never made it
as a straight man, only made it as a gay man, squealing gay
blade, gay Blade. I like Dick. If you can read one page
of Harry Potter book and word my son froze to death in the waste of
Ohio by going homeless to pay you fox now. This is a memorial rip
John transferm Gremlin expposing people would like House intelligan nine million rogins of ionizing radiation,
yush worms, Craig the Canadian Matt Walsh is my least favorite race.
He's not even very funny. It's your boy, shawne d I want a
cock, I want to cock. I want two cocks by Twisted Sister.
I live in Philly and everything you guy said is true. Also, I
once saw two homeless guys fucking near my high school. If by Chris Raygun
had one wish, it would be that women could only speak by shouting their
names, like fucking like stupid fucking Pokemon three XO imploring people to look up
bipolar Betty on TikTok. She has no nose, just a hole oh slurping
stroke and smoking joking emoticon's going like this. Drip mh Lord of Drip.
I got my mind set on you by George Harrison. I got my ball
sweat on you, Uh Obie, won't you blow me? Jackson Vernon,
Norwegian game dev fucking a homeless, homeless, fucking the homeless to sleep Kremlin
de gremlin hearst song and the Dicko's in and the Dickos out. I'm gonna
steal your bones. One more spoon of cum syrup now, Oh whoa zoo
by Denzel Fury Abby another period another the fuck is this? It's weird?
That's gonna be the new It's weird that it happened twice in the same episode
got after having never happened before. Derek give us an update on Ethan Ralph.
Now it's been a while, ah man. So the people that follow
him that that there's one guy that that he's so boring that I can't watch
his streams that always looks after Ethan Ralph. Uh, there's these other guys
that do they haven't been He hasn't done anything of prominence. The last prominent
thing he did is he had on some insane guy on his stream that he
thought was gonna be like, uh, game changing, Like, oh,
this is gonna get a lot of views. There was some old guy that
like was talking about stories about alien shit and it's it was the funniest fucking
thing I've seen in a while. Because Ethan Ralph was visibly upset at this
guy. He's visibly he's so angry that this guy he just he thought he
had he hit like a home run, and then when the guy was on
it was the biggest flop in him being so angry, just trying to patiently
let this guy talk and it was just insane rants of nothing. It was
actually great. So that was the last thing that he's done. But as
far as having like major l's in his life, it's a constant thing.
You know, still lives in Mexico. He lost his uh wife and his
second kid. Yeah, it's all it's it's amazing, it's it's amazing his
second wife excuse me, that's the second one too, and his second kid
he's lost. I love the idea of laughing. But after someone says he
just lost his wife and this guy has taken soon, should clip that with
no context, no context of who I'm talking with, no context to who
I'm talking about, Just like, yeah, he lost his wife and kid
and it's just that's good. I like that. Yeah that has to happened,
dude, it's crazy. I can't wait. God, I can't wait
to the j Aubrey's the people like that, like get a hold of him.
I can't wait the fact that they're I just don't like they don't.
I feel like they're just not aware. I think I was waiting for him
to die. So it's safe because it is. Yeah, So anyway,
Wedge five eighty three, a sad guy from Michigan. Finally, I'd like
some cumshots, maybe one uh with the camera looking up at you from the
ground where you're come, where you come on your belly. Uh. The
Puppini bros of Hole, Derek's engraved glasses, Chris's audio remote, and Sweden's
foreskin from Ransom. I had a nightmare. And it's wild because that that
this is a nightmare at all, because it sounds like just a dream,
but it was. It's unequivocally a nightmare. I had a dream that I
was sitting here in this office in New York and I opened a drawer and
my remote was there. And it was a nightmare because I was just like,
there's no fucking way, boy, Bud, I'm really fucking annoyed at
it, and I don't know, I don't know where to go to fix
this. God, I can't even buy another one because the model of the
remote isn't available to buy separately. So I'm I'm reeling. Doc Doncerson and
like my dad used to say, dig it while you can, while you
can, bitch, because the light just turn motherfucking green by bitch. H
that's a wild thing for your dad to say, installing a faulty neural link.
Chriss had the place Thunder on repeat. By the way, the Sacred
Live Show, everybody like I was put on trial for my hatred of a
Madden Dragons and nobody made a good case. I want you got to pay
the troll sult to get in the boys hole Gate six? Do you think
people on ninety third on the ninety third floor were turtally enough for the Turtle
Club stop? That is so specific. That is crazy that you said that
people on the registry be like, my horny ass could not be within forty
one one thousand feet of a school. Fucking Patreon for removing the search by
month. These cunts will do whatever it takes to make the side unusable.
Yeah, there's a lot of dumb. There's yeah, I don't know it's
concerning, but whatever. Every guy is just Schrodinger's foreskin. Ah help me,
fuck uh an evil lesbian. They're coming lots and lots of dick and
balls. I love that there's lots and lots of jets and plain things is
lots of so pervasive. I went homeless paying Ian Miles song to swat the
chumba casino guy John Strickland. I missed the old Kanye go to the Throat,
Kanye pulls in the whole Kanye Dragon Dence Floor Kanye Merse eighteen eighty nine.
Call my nuts non binary the way they're always itch so dudging bitching,
bitching, the way they're always it. She keep going. The first time
would be David featuring a crowd of people gang writing on on Chris's little slutty
notebook. Oh yeah, that's right. Look, man, I don't know
the first key David featuring being better than the first turta key David pre roz
Blak nine six, a half black, half Vietnamese person named bitch Jen Word
Little Dick Ragg lost my job at Coles because they called me playing with Annequins.
Boo, it's not like you to say I'm gay. I was waiting
on a different homie. This time. I'm mistaken for handing you a cockworth
breaking Uh. I'll ask you to oil field trash, Texas State of salad,
Chris eating pussy like a fat guy at a buffet. Nice accurate sue,
hulk tickle my ass, hair's nikky ziggy. I want to test Chris's
dyslexia ginger. You can't get me. Uh My piss is thick like gas
stations, slushy and lit and Lily chugs it. King k Rules colon written
for nine to eleven, not wicked nine o nine Sorry miss Jackson, badly
brave hugger, Derek Duck Coon the vegan Deckromanser I got and said Eighturian Brogerian
punter Melfis won, the rehabilitated and back in the saddle with two functioning hands,
and as always, rounding out our list, the King of Haphazard,
thank you all for your support, thank you all for listening. We're going
to be back on schedule very very soon. Apologies for the delays all that
stuff. There will be a rite up on the Patreon kind of like explaining
everything, remember merch sometime this month. Keep an eye out on the Patreon
for that there. It won't go up on like a specific day. It
won't go up on like a day of an upload or anything or like.
It will just show up one day, and we will. It'll be there
for you. So thanks again for all your support. Take care, We'll
see you on the next episode and we'll see you in April. Don't die.