Diving into the Minnesota goodbye and we'll see what we get. Dave and Jenny.
Not sure if you remember, but about two months ago I asked for
advice on how to write a maid of honor speech when you don't know or
like the groom. You guys had great advice, so thank you, but
I wanted to tell you I didn't fully use your advice. I used chat
gpt to write half of it. This is around the time you use chat
b gpt in the Morning show to write your speech day for the award you
were accepting. And immediate light ball went off, and I thought, if
Dave can use it for his speech, so can I. Absolutely it worked
perfectly and only a few changes were needed. I had the whole room crying.
Second thought, I've listened to you since elementary school, but I remember
as a kid through high school years, I thought to myself, Man,
I wish they would just stop talking and play music. Now I'm in my
thirties and I think the complete opposite. I'm more like, I wish they'd
keep talking more because I love their content. I don't need the songs l
O L. It made me think about things as kids that we didn't like
but now we do, or vice versa like food, TV channels, interest,
music, SI, etc. Just thought i'd bring it up for the
point of conversation. I think it'd be interesting to know as we change,
we change so much while we age, thank you again for all you do.
I would sign it dart lick, but I'm not Okay, then she
gets gross, so I'm gonna lean that out. Love you guys, Brianna.
What did you not like when you were a kid that you love now?
Naps is a big one. I love bedtime, I see. I
don't know. I struggle with bedtime because I struggle asleep sometimes. But it's
very mental for me because I do love naps. But I would say,
like in my thirties versus my twenties, I love spending more time with my
family. So that was just like a handful of you years ago that I
didn't care as much. And now I'm sad that i haven't been home to
see my family in a few months, and I'm trying to figure out the
next time to see him. And as of right now, it's looking like
November because of just like life being really until you see him again. Yeah,
because I think my mom's going to come up and visit. And then
my younger sister is supposed to be doing a half marathon, so I'm going
to go see her do that in Madison if she decides to okay it.
So but yeah, it's that's definitely a huge thing for me. Was like
I always wanted to be like independent and not on my own and I didn't
care as much about spending a ton of time with my family, and now
I miss it. I feel like I'm missing so many things. Living five
hours away. Good for you, you know what. I admired that I
moved away from home, from my mom and dad's hometown from Colorado Springs to
Las Vegas at twenty one years old, and I never went back except on
vacations. So i'd go back for a couple of weeks a year, and
I definitely missed out on many, many years of family things. And back
then there was no social media, there was no email. There was phone
calls and letters and that was really about it. And I missed out on
a lot. So I would say also blue cheese dressing. Blue cheese dressing
is disgusting when you're a kid, but as you get a little bit older,
I love blue cheese dressing. Now, yeah, yeah, all right,
next one, have you got anything I'd love to hear your response to
Brianna, what did you love when you were a kid or hate it now
or vice versa. So I'm going to hit delete on that one. Let's
scroll up to this one. Dearest David, She wrote, just this morning
at four twenty seven am, I have a seasonal insomnia. It is four
am. I still haven't fallen asleep yet. Naturally, I'm looking at the
news. I came along the news about the two pilots who crashed near Reno
during the air show this weekend. Yeah, there was a horrible air crash.
I haven't watched the story or looked at the story, but two pilots
flying crashed into each other and they apparently both died. Also, I saw
they are looking for a pilot who ejected from an F thirty five jet.
Can you explain what happened in each crash in English terms? Or if they
don't know what happened yet, can you explain what happens after an aviation crash?
How do they know the pilot ejected? How common or crash is at
air shows? Can a crash during an air show ever be caused by the
wind or something or can a wind gust not push a plane that much?
And it always more likely on the pilots, assuming it's not a good questions.
Okay, so thanks, I love learning more about aviation. Elizabeth.
I'm sorry you can't sleep. That sucks. Jenny and I both struggle with
that. I said a minute ago, I love going to bed, but
a lot of the time I can't sleep, and it takes me for whatever
to get to a solid sleep. So all right, so let's talk about
that for a little bit. Most of the time in air shows they're flying
very aggressively there. If this is an air race, they're flying very close
to each other's very I would have to watch it. They probably just came
too close. And when you're in the air, you've got three almost four
dimensions to worry about. You don't have two to You've got height, width,
distance to worry about, and also speed, so it is a very
hard thing to keep track of, and the other plane is moving at the
same time. So a lot of the time it is you really really have
to know what you're doing. When you watch a group like the Blue Angels,
how they do it, while flying fifteen inches from each other's wingtip.
I don't know how they do it. When a pilot ejects, they're basically
they're riding on a rocket powered seat out of the airplane, so they will
see the pilot eject. I don't know why they haven't found this pilot.
I don't know. Yeah, a lot of the time it is pilot air
or a mechanical failure. For example, you're flying so aggressively that you'll pull
a wing off, because wings can only you know, they're designed to be
strong enough to hold on during this much force, but not this much force.
So during air shows most of the time they're doing very mild flying,
just flying by. But in this one it sounded like that they were being
very aggressive. I don't know. But you know, hopefully you learned something
from that, Elizabeth, and hopefully you're insomnia is going to get better.
I don't know that that sucks, all right, Next one, don't say
my name. I get a six year old who is generally agreeable, but
as times of fussing, hitting, rude talking like all six year old do.
We're trying as best as parents to give discipline and consequences at her age.
Appropriate, comparable to the offense, easily enforced, immediate, and meaningful
to the child. It's harder than you think to come up with things.
One consequence we have used is to temporarily lose a play toy, like give
up a Lego figure for a certain amount of time or until he calms down
or helps clean up, et cetera. Apparently my husband took away a Lego
toy that my child got from grandma for a little while today due to some
bad behavior, and grandma was there to witness. A Grandma's in a text
message later in the day saying she didn't want us to use anything she had
given as a gift as part of the consequence for behavior, because she doesn't
want any negativity surrounding the toys she gives. Are we out of line to
take away toys? No? Should we avoid doing it with anything that's a
gift. No, it wasn't a birthday or anything, just a random gift.
We try to use patience and clear language to explain cause and effect.
We do have a lot of emotion coaching and loving support. I think we're
good parents. Any thoughts you're doing the right thing. Consequences are important because
I tell the story. I've told it a million times of parents that go,
if you don't stop that, you're going right to bed. If you
don't stop that, no ice cream. If you don't stop that, I'm
taking away your toy. If you don't stop that, and the kid will
learn fuck you. I don't have to stop. There are no consequences.
So you're doing the right thing. Grandma saying that she doesn't want to have
you take away the lego toy. Sorry, Grandma, you don't get a
voice. I'm raising this kid. You are not. It has The kid
is not going to associate anything more negative with your lego toy than he would
with anything else. So I don't see it as a prop I think you're
doing the right thing, good immediate consequences. It sounds like you're six year
old. Is a handful, to be honest with you. Okay, So
I'm gonna bring this up because I'm gonna try to get into it as quickly
as possible. A friend of mine has a friend who has been requested by
a man to be her his dom or. Yeah, she has been offered
money to be a dominatrix for this guy. His regular dominatrix is moving out
of the country and she is considering being a domb now. She is normal,
educated, attractive, forty single, forty ish. I don't know her
personally, but she is considering being the dom and I said, what is
that, Well, it depends. Basically, it's guys who like to be
tied up, humiliated, degraded, whatever. And she's considering doing it because
he will buy her an apartment where they can do their domb thing together and
he will pay her per incident of time as they get together. And I
said, I would tell her no because does she want to go home at
night and go to bed knowing that she's become that person who is getting paid
for being a dominatrix. It wouldn't be my thing, but I'm sure some
people have no problem with it. What are your thoughts? I mean,
I fully support sex work, So if that's what she decides she wants to
do, I think that that's great. You did say she already has like
a full time job, right, so she's It's not like it doesn't seem
like she's looking for money or anything. It looks like she's just like considering
this as like she would like the extra money. Okay, it pays like
thousands a month. But assume something like that thousands a month would be enough
for her to quit her other job. I'm assuming that's usually how things like
that go. So I would say that she has to do some like introspection
maybe and figure out if she's going to feel good about doing that, or
she's going to leave he's going to leave the apartment and she's going to feel
gross about it or something. I don't know. If she's never done something
like that before, she has probably no idea what that's going to leave her
feeling. Yeah, and you know what, I don't have a problem with
people want to do that either. It's just kind of like I think that
if I And another thing that came up was she's single. Now, what
if in six months she's somebody's dom and she's getting paid four thousand dollars a
month and she finds a partner, boyfriend or girlfriend, Well, then do
you tell the boyfriend or girlfriend I'm doing this on the side. It means
nothing. It is just some extra money. It is a great income,
And how are they going to feel about it? Yeah, I said,
I would not want to know that Susan on the side is being a dom
and doing this, I don't care how much money it makes. Gross.
And then the other thing was to me, it's puzzling how that's a turn
on? And I get it. There's certain different things that turn people on
and some that don't. Some people you go, that's disgusting, and other
people you go, oh, that sounds kind of hot. I do not
get why if I was being let around in a leather dog caller and being
called stupid or ugly, why would that do anything for anybody? Yeah,
I mean I don't know. I feel like, without revealing too much,
I'm not someone who has any sort of crazy kink. So personally I don't
get it either. But that's because kinks are just something that turn you on.
It. I don't know. Maybe there is something that I do that
other people would be like, that's weird. So you just I just feel
like if you're not turned on by that stuff, it's hard to have an
opinion on it. I have one kink. Do you want to know what
it is? I don't know. I like to bring chewing gum into the
bedroom and get it stuck in my hair, and yeah, I mean it
just kind of does something for me. So like I bring, like a
big old like a big bazoos could Joe? Okay, and I bring and
I chew it during the prelude, and then I get to get I'm making
this object. I know you're making it out. I was. I was
trying to let you have the process here of building the story, because then
I was going to have follow up questions, which include, how does it
eventually get in your hair? Does it follow to your mouth? Like because
take it out of your mouth and you put it in your hair? Go
yeah, watch this. But what's funny about any kind of a kink like
that is it's like plushies or fuzzies or furies or whatever. I don't know
why that gets anybody going, like, Okay, I'll give another one.
See the guy. It was a guy at Starbucks. He's wearing a diaper
and he's putting whipped cream in the front and back of his diapers. Then
he pulled his pants back up. Oh did you see this one? There
are people who were into wearing diapers, and to me, I can't think
of anything more unpleasant than wearing a diaper and messing your pants while you're wearing
a diaper. Yeah, but there are people who are into it. Yeah,
I don't get it. I think that that's the funny thing is you
don't know what people are into. And with that, send an email about
whatever. Maybe you have thoughts on the whole dumb thing. Maybe we totally
misunderstand it. Maybe we're being very naive or judgmental or whatever. I don't
know. If you've got a thought on that, send it in to Ryan
Show at KDWB dot com. Always looking for emails. You got anything you
want, a little thought starter, conversation starter, love to hear from your
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com. Thank you for listening to the Minnesota Goodbye,