The JV Show on Wild ninety nine. Wild for nine, the Bay's number
one hit music station. It is the JV Show on a Monday. Unfortunately.
Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry, it's Monday, you guys.
I'm Selena, I'm Graham, and I'm Jess. Huh did you hear an
echo? What? Jess? Let's try that again, because I'm Selena,
I'm Graham, and I'm Jazz. Wait. Wait are you hearing other boys?
Wait? There's something else, something are we getting feedback for Let's try
the station here in the building. Yeah, okay, I'm Selena, I'm
Graham, and I'm Jazz. You know, I'm confused. It's different,
but I kind of like the sound of it does sound good. It does
sound really good. Like we all go together. I can say it again.
So we would like to introduce Bay Area to our new friend, Jess.
She is officially joining the JV Show as of today. That's happening right
now, happening right now, It's happening now. I didn't get the email,
but it must email me about the important stuff. So, Jess,
how how are you feeling about being here? Lots of emotions going through my
body right now. Um, I'm not a black coffee drinker. Yeah,
we saw Jess her first cup of coffee a minute. It goes the cutest
little thing ever. She's like, you guys drink this stuff, and we're
like, just trust us, you're gonna need You're gonna need it in the
morning. First little sip, and the look at her face was like,
this is garbage. It is. I agree with you. This is terrible,
especially our version of it. But it was. It was a little
moment. She had her first sip and we're like, pretty soon you will
inject this straight into your veins. It was so cute. She came in
this morning, She's like, I brought tea, Like wow, adorable.
I also had to put the cup down like twenty feet away from me because
if not, I will spill it all of it. Don't do that on
day one. My favorite thing about Jess so far, um is that where
are you from? You mean to tell me that this show I've got now,
it's it's Selena's to Graham zero, Yes, please the score here?
Yes, sorry, Gama. So you guys have like a similar little he
says, a similar little radio story. You started on the turnip truck in
Selena's Hello, it's Lettuce. I've been telling you this capital of the World
started on a little Lettuce truck, and you know, you made your way
to the big city where your overall lights, Yeah, sleepless nights, and
you were all scared and still scared and here you are. Yeah, so
this is Selena. Selena is just going to be like your little protege,
Like, yeah, I did it when I came from the Lettuce truck to
the big city. You're gonna mold her to be Selena two point zer Annoy
Graham so much I can already said so, I can already feel that that
happening. It's already starting. So how so where you obviously to take this
job and to join our show here on Walathany for nine and you had to
move to the Bay Area. So where are you living? I'm living in
San Mateo. I actually spent my first night there last night. Um,
should we tell her Selena that Sa Mateo is what? Let's just say good
luck. The streets can be pretty pretty. I hope you have actraly like
I hope your place has like a lot of secunder your pillow. Yeah,
did you buy a switch players? I have no knives? I don't even
have spoons right now because I just moved in yesterday. Well, I mean,
what are you gonna do with the spoon when somebody yea, I guess
it doesn't really matter. Yeah, that's I mean, I'm gonna eat my
cereal? But okay, sorry, continue. So you just got your new
you just got your new place in the on the mean streets of sam Matale.
I'm kidding. And Sa Mato's lovely. It's great, great people there,
very friendly people, low crime. I don't know make I mean,
I mean it's going good so far. It didn't start off great, but
that was back before I even moved in. Um, I got my first
flat tire, so I've had a lot of first these past couple of days.
You've never had a flat tire. I've never had your whole life ever,
in my whole life. And I was like, of course that happens
right before I move somewhere completely new. Yeah, And so I'm over there
feeling emotional like, oh my god, I'm gonna be all alone when I
move over there, And how am I going to deal with something like this
if I'm having to deal with it right now with like a lot of people
around me, But you did it. It's part of it. Just how
old are you? If you don't mind me ask. I am twenty eight,
but I like to think i'm twenty five because quarantine years don't count.
True. I've heard yeah, roll back twenty seven just sent a picture over
here. Yeah, just said a picture of her tire, and I have
questions because that's not a normal flat tire. You had an entire crescent wrench
stuck in tire. How is that possible? It wasn't like we all get
a nail or screw and her tire or whatever. She had the handle of
her wrench or sticking sticking out of her tire. I don't get it.
I have no clue. I thought I just hit like a little, you
know, a little pothole. I'm assuming the wrench was in there. But
it's funny because when I was telling my friends, I was literally like,
there is a wrench in my tire, and they were just laughing, like,
huh, you're exaggerating, and I'm like, no, look at the
picture, Yeah it's there. It's weird. I don't get it. You
retires are in their paper thin and just anything would have punctured them or that
was the sharpest wrench. I don't know. I don't get it all right.
So one thing that we are bringing back here on the JV Show every
Monday is photos from Home, so you can go to the jabshow dot com.
And Jess has brought her very first photo from home and it's her in
this empty apartment. Did you even have like a bed to sleep on last
night? All I have is an air mattress, cram. Do you remember
those days? I do. I remember my air mattress up. I remember
my air mattress days very fondly. I also had a cardboard dresser. I
think I told you about that. Yeah, you assembled it. That thing
actually lost in quite a while, worked pretty good. I'll look at you
and your little after. I cried for a couple of hours. But why
did you cry? I had just so many emotions. Is it like happy
cry? Sad cry? Honestly, it's confused cry. Yeah, i'd cry
too if I lived in Sa Matoe. I'm kidding. Is not just not
as good as hayword. But what I take Samutale is that. And so
this is where you slept on the floor. No, that's my empty living
room, got it? Which she slept an empty bedroom like that. But
yeah, so other than an air mattress, I literally have maybe like a
tiny little table, but I'm like, it's going to take me a while
to fill it up because you start to adult and then you realize chairs are
like three hundred dollars. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, I think I'll
you better get some foldy ones or yep, we'll get you some Walmart.
Yeah, some virtual ones. Are we talking about all our pictures here,
Selena? Because this is you brought a picture here? Look at you?
Do you mind really quick? Um? So on Friday, I told you
how I was going out to my friend's birthday dinner. Yes, it was
at our h she called it out Cram look the one on the North Bay.
Selena is like, I'm going to dinner in the North Bay. I
was like, where are you going? That's where That's where I lived.
She's like, it's somewhere in Marin. It's this town called Corte Madera.
I was like, Corte Madera, yes, and there aren't a lot of
restaurants in Courtemadera. So I instantly guessed where she was going. And you
were all upset because you're like, well, I wasn't people are gonna recognize
me there? And so just tell me, were there throngs of fans waiting
for you trying to person gave a fart that we were there? I told
you that ahead of time. Okay, anyways, and that was I was.
That was mostly joking. I don't care if anyone recognized me. Hi,
I actually really do like that. But it was my friend's birthday dinner
and she was like, all you biaches got to wear dresses, right,
So I had to wear a dress, hadn't shave my legs and so long,
put on this dress that I do on Fashion Nova and we went out
to dinner. It was really good. How did you like it? It
was really good, really expensive. I told you, I'm going to say
this in the nicest way possible, but that RH restaurant if you've never been.
I mean it's the decor is yeah, you know, it's very like
instagram worthy, but it's like it's like a really high end cheesecake factory.
Yes, does that make sense. I'm saying that in the nicest way possible,
And I like cheesecake factory, but it's just like this like glammed up
version of that where it's like literally everything's an instant. I don't even have
liquor. That's right. I meant to warn you about pregames, like I
would have took a flask or something. Yeah, I forgot. It's just
doesn't It's just right. It's only beer and wine because they're too cheap.
Get a liquor license, which I don't know why if you have all this
money, you're overcharging for everything. Anyways, after dinner, we hit up
this little bar slash lounge in the city that I've never heard. I think
it's new. Have you heard of my Graham It's like Cavan Yards something.
Nope, it's just get a little rooftop play. Yeah. But anyways,
that's where this photo is taking. The JV show dot com. We're at
the lounge thing. By the way. I couldn't hang eleven o'clock. I
was like ready for bed. Wow, it was on a Friday. We
had just done the show. Like, I didn't get to dick a nap.
It's really hard. But yeah, that's my photo from home. Grandma
know you brought a picture as well. We'll talk about yours next, Okay,
yep. The JV Show on Wild nine guys, good, Did he
leave us another talk back? No, but if he was going you would
Here's how it would sound. Someone randomly leaves us talk backs Jess every day.
What is he saying? He's singing Post Malone song chemical. You don't
know. See, I can tell he's saying. Now you need to hear
it three years if you're just listening or just joining us. This morning,
we have Jess in studio. Jess is the newest member of the JV Show.
We're really excited to have her here. I'm really excited to learn more
about her and I can't wait to mold her and to my little minion,
and we're going in together. It just terrorized Graham. It's going to be
at see it happening. But I'm helpful. I'm hopeful that you know,
we finally got some help around here. Yes, and then there's that.
Um this the JV Show welcoming for nine the Bays number one hit music station.
Okay, Graham, what's your photo from home? Oh? Oh,
oh it was. This is a picture. I went to Yosemite this weekend
with my family. Was actually a work trip for my wife. Anyways,
we'll get to that later. But this was yesterday morning. We had to
get up super early to head out of the park yesterday, and so my
picture is me and my kids. They're they're making weird. They're wearing their
pajamas in this picture and they're smiling weird, So don't they They had just
woken up, as had I. But it's five o'clock in the morning,
a little off. It's probably like five to thirty. And this is sunrise
from I think it's Tunnel View lookout as we were driving out of the park
and so you can see a bridal veil fall in the background and have to
I've never been to Yosemite. I hadn't. I hadn't been in a long
time, and you forget how incredible it is. Yeah, like it is
amazing. All the people that are like California, I'm out here. I'm
gonna go live in Phoenix. Good luck. You know, like California is
incredible. You need this reminder. I think some people like you need to
go there. If you've never been to Yosemite, you need to go.
It's incredible. So we've brought a back photos from home. Go check out
grahams Mine. I went out with some of the girls and then Jess her
first day slash nights in her empty apartment. She moved to San Mateo.
That's all at the Jav's show dot com. So I have some pretty disturbing
scary information about robots. We all know the futurists here. The future is
here, and it is so frightening. How advanced technology is getting. Well,
some researchers they've been studying and developing skin materials for robots so they could
look like humans. I think it's less about the look and more about the
field, don't you Well, why don't you know? All the advancements in
technology, whether it be high speed internet or whatever, it's all traced back
to one thing. That's adult content. If you don't what it is.
All the advancements in high speed internet have been spurred by oh my god.
Up. Well, the way I read this report was so robots could live
more among us and we would feel more comfortable around them and not so scared
because they look all robody. You know, it's just so dudes can hook
up with them. Let's call it what it is. Right, Well,
regardless researcher, excuse me, um, they've developed uh synthetic skin that can
self recognize and align with each other when injured. So basically, if a
robot has this fake skin on and like it were to get i don't know,
like torn or whatever, it could heal itself. Yeah, and then
to heal itself up. That's interesting. That's pretty crazy. Isn't that scary?
Though? Yeah? Yeah, I don't like where this is headed me
either. That plus Ai and again you're gonna at some point, Yeah,
you're gonna have trouble walking down the street. Was that a real? Was
that a person? That is my sex? Dollar? Yeah, they're just
walking around. Must have forgotten to lock the door. We're entering a scary
time. Jeff, you're not a robot, are you? Like? We
wouldn't even know if we just brought a robot to join our show. You
just see my eye glitching right now. Yeah, you wouldn't know, all
right, Graham, what do you have? All right? So this past
Thursday, a woman named Leila Purcette as she lives in Norwich, England.
She's got a cat named Rosie and her cat celebrated her thirty second birthday.
Again. This past the cat turned thirty two years old. They've already reached
out to Guinness Book to see if they can recognize her as the world's oldest
living cat. In the previous world's oldest cat was Flossy the Cat, who
was twenty six years old. So Rosie is way way older. Supposedly,
there's no way. This woman says Rosie was born June first, nineteen ninety
one, and she's only been to the vet twice and in her entire life
stopping and she just keeps on, Are you are you believing this? Yeah,
that's kind of want to ask you guys first, are you buying this
a thirty two year old cat? No? Maybe you think a cat can
live to be thirty two Jess, I don't know. I think so,
I believe I like cats. So yeah, after eight or nine years,
are you like, I've had enough of this thing ignoring me and acting like
it hates me, you know, just like the thirty two years? Oh
my god, are you a cat person? Not really into dogs? See?
I like both. My boyfriend likes to give me a hard time because
he says I hate Oh she has a boy breaking news, breaking news.
Yes, I wish your cat sentence and then we'll get to the boyfriend.
Okay, okay, yeah, So he is like full on like dogs.
I like right, I like both, But he says, I hate dogs
just because I like cats. But I truly believe that if I had a
cat, my life would be ten times better. So are you going to
get one? Your spots said, she's already a cat lady. That sad.
No, But see, cats kind of do their own thing. They
take care of like themselves. But then when you want to cuddle with them,
they'll cuddle with you and then a scratch, dry balls, sleep on
your head to stay warm at night. It's like weird, like get off
your cat and tinkle in your closet or is that just mine when I was
little? That? No, they probably want to do that too, And
they're just sitting there plotting your demise, waiting for you to die so they
can eat you. All right, let's do this. Uh next, let's
talk about Jess and her boyfriend and that's okay. Also, want to remind
you tickets for Wads Patats are on sale right now. Oh I'm happy you
get to go to Wads. It's Jess August fourth a Shoreline. We're bringing
the Jonas Brothers on stage doing a full show. Kim Petris, Conan Gray
special guests Charlie on a Friday. Like I said, the tickets on sound
now just go to livenation dot com. Here's Sissa Doja Cats The JAV Show
on Wild ninety nine. Welco me for nine the base number one hit music
station, Happy Monday. It is the JAV Show. I'm Selenam Graham and
I'm Jess. So. Jess is the newest member of the JAV Show.
Today is her first day, Bay Area. Please be nice, Okay,
welcome to the show. She has great energy. We really love having positive
vibes around. So she's been awesome so far. Jess, You've been awesome
so far. Thank you, Thank you there, That's not what they were
saying behind the scenes. Okay, So one thing we just learned about Jess
is that you are in a relationship, and uh we have questions yet of
them? Who was the girl person? So his name is rue been Rube
for short Rube. Okay, how long you guys been together? Two and
a half years. I don't know if I like the nickname. We might
need to work on that, Okay, come up with one. Rube.
I feel like it's like an insult. Why Rube? I call him handsome,
but I don't know that you'd want to call him that. ARAM does.
Yeah, that's better. I mean that sounds then we'll go with handsome.
Okay, so two and a half years, two and a half years,
you guys meet. We met on Instagram. Actually he likes to think
that I followed him first, but that is a lie. I will say
that right now. I'll probably get a text message from him in a couple
of seconds. But um, only fight over this. That's the meaning of
a rube is an awkward, unsophisticated person. Country Bumpkin. Yeah, I
was like, I know this word my brain. It's Monday morning. Brain's
not just firing. Yeah, well, let's let's get into this. Because
you just moved to sam Mateo. Yes, So does this make you now
in a long distance relationship? Yeah? And honestly, how is that going
to work? To me? It doesn't seem like it's that long distance because
to me an hour and a half, I'm like, that's not that bad.
But I guess it is a long distance relationship. And I've realized that
yesterday when he was leaving, because he helped me move in, and I
was like, oh no, this feels the worse than I thought it was
gonna feel. Oh my god, I could not do that. It was
hard. Yeah, an hour and a half is a long way. It
ends up being like you said, it doesn't seem like it's long distance.
Me think of people dating long distance, like one person lives in Denver and
one person lives over you know, that's what you think of. But an
hour and a half is when it's time to Hey, want to go grab
something to eat, and it's just you and your cat. It's just you
and your imaginary cat because one yet, I mean it does, I mean
it changes that. Let's go get a Sami. My cat's actually gonna be
name Bubbles whatever. We're gonna have to rethink that name. Yeah, it's
not going to be that. I'll tell you later. I'll tell you another
time. We're done all the names he's got. Do you think your relationship
and withstands I do think being long distance now? Yeah, yeah, I
mean we're we were down in the Bay like all the time prior to me
coming down here, so I feel like, let me back it up.
Yeah, you ain't coming if you live in Selenas, you ain't coming down
to the Bay area. If anything, we're going down to you both both
geographically and a lot of other things will be coming down to your level.
And Selen is easy. Put some respect on the bay You know what,
you have two women from selenus right here, Graham, Yes, down to
visit you guys. I have come to terms of the fact that I ain't
there no more, thank God. Okay, so when you can, when
you come around. Jazz used to come up to the Bay Area a lot,
give me a couple of months, right, Yeah, so we used
to come come up to the Bay Area a lot, um, you know,
giants, games, everything. But I know it's gonna there's gonna be
a lot of changes. But I think we I think we got this.
You know, we're strong enough. Like, are you gonna be driving down
to visit him every weekend? Because that's gonna get old that. I think
we're gonna We're gonna be, you know, kind of taking turns. But
I'm also going to be going down um on weekends a lot, because we're
going down on going up and going up to the Bay but down on,
yeah, but also going down. See I'm confused. Now, let me
ask, let me ask this. Prior to this move, what was the
frequency that you guys stayed at each other's places. I don't know if your
parents were listening, Like, did you stay each other's place overnight? Like
in how many nights a week? And is that number going to go from
whatever to now? Oh? Good? Question one or two? It kind
of would depend because honestly, both of our schedules were pretty crazy. Um,
so we try to do we'd see each other at least once during the
week, and then we'd see each other over the weekend. Um, and
then staying over it would be mainly during the weekend. Um. Okay,
so you guys, that's not much. Yeah, we're together every single day.
Yeah yeah, yeah, So I that's exactly why I feel like,
you know what, it's kind of not going to be too challenging. I
also still feel like I'm not the like I don't hate driving too much for
now. I know that that's probably gonna change, but I think I can.
I can make the drive down, especially my mom's there. You know,
I know I'm gonna go down to see her. Yeah, go down,
Yeah, going down to see your mom? Yeah, not going down
on right? Yeah? Yeah. Just well, thank you for sharing and
being open about that. We talk about our lives. Yeah, a lot
on the JV Show, The Good, the Bad, Yeah, ugly that
you don't Yeah, thank you for being open and sharing that. We're gonna
pry more um later on this morning. I'm an open book good the JV
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Gray. Go now to Live nation dot com. Graham, I feel like
I've asked you this already, but you're bringing out the short shorts right well.
I don't want to put all my cards on the table right now.
I mean, it's probably expected that I break out those ridiculously ten shorts because
it's a summer event. So we have to explain this to Jess. If
you're just tuning in, Jess is joining the JV Show. Hi, Hello,
Hi Jess. Yeah, I'm ready to hear about these shorts. Okay,
So Graham, how did it even start? Like? Why why are
you wearing my shorts? I don't know. Maybe it was whether or not
I could fit into your shorts, and I slid right in. They fit
like a glove, tiny little tight denim shorts like the American flag. Yeah,
they're very summer, They're very summer appropriate. Whatever fourth the July one
time. But yeah, I think I got a like target or something.
And then I've worn them since and I don't know, maybe forty JV show
videos or or live concert events. So they've made appearances, Graham short,
Yes, though they were mine. Uh well, Graham, you said you
had we had moved studios. You said you we used to have him hanging
on the wall. Yeah, we used to kind of like them. Yeah,
oh yeah, I made sure before we jumped out of that old studio
that I took him as one of my valuable souvenirs from there. The time
there were those there's somebody, there's somewhere in my garage. My garage remember
had that rat living in. So I hope you didn't make a house out
of them shorts. Either way, Well, we'll clean them up and all.
Well, they'll probably make an appearance. Okay, be honest. Sounds
good. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music,
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Okay, so I'm starting to get really grossed out by Leonardo DiCaprio.
I know you think he's the man Graham, and I honestly do not understand
why he like it's getting disgusting. It's we all know Leo loves ZIM models
and he loves the younger ones. Well, he's been on this uh European
yacht excursion, this like giant yacht, just living his best life, which
is fine, which is fine, but over the weekend he had obviously a
younger female companion there with him, a model. She was twenty two years
old. He's forty eight. Yeah, now this is younger than his usual
twenty five, which seems to be get a limit, you know, twenty
two years old too young. Yeah, that's a pretty big it's twenty twenty
plus years in age difference, especially at that age. If it was forty
and sixty, you'd be like, who gives a fart? But there's something
about the twenty two is very like I don't know what the reverse equivalent of
daddy issues is, but he has like daughter issues but not do you know
what I mean? Well, maybe there's something, but I don't know it's
that. I think he's just been I don't know what the what the equivalent
is, but it's like reverse because you want someone younger, not older.
Do you know what? Do you get what I'm saying. I think he's
just stuck in this Hollywood party like phase that he's just never grown out of,
you know, and the ladies have stayed the same age. It's so
weird, all right. So Lily Rose Depth said that she had to avoid
the weekend on the set of his new show. So the show debut yesterday
on Max the Idol. I haven't got the chance to watch it. I
was like going back and forth the sack and stuff, but I really want
to see it. So it stars the weekend obviously. And then Lily Rose
dep who is Johnny Depp's daughter, and in this new interview with Entertainment Weekly,
she was talking about like method acting, which is where an actor will
take his character so seriously and actually live as that character to you know,
catch a vibe and really be like that person. So she was saying,
you know, I don't think anyone went full method. Nobody lost their minds.
She says, sometimes Abel would get well I don't want to review too
much about where Abel's character goes, but he would be in full Teedro's mode,
and that's his character. She said, I would steer, I would
steer clear of him, like he's in his zone right now, let me
not let me not be in the way. Yeah. Wow, So his
character um is like this super shady, like manipulative, low key evil person
that takes advantage of this much younger woman. So if he was like in
that mind, yes, yeah. So the show explores darker themes, and
Rolling Stone even published like an expose about how production went quote wildly disgustingly off
the rails, like I wouldn't want to be around the weekends on the set
of that show. Either if he is like taking the character's life like that
serious, or he was just playing himself and he's like, God, it's
just method acting and this is just what I do. And he was just
using that as an excuse and he was just being himself. I could see
that too. He seems like that rock star. Maybe there's just a little
bit of an element of his own life that kind of bled through into the
character. Maybe. I mean we see this, you see method acting and
people get so much into their characters. That guy they played Elvis like he's
still talking to to this day. Still sounds like I'm like, dude,
bro, you you guys wrapped filming on that like two years ago. Give
it up? Yeah, let's stop. Um Jess, what is your Because
for those who are just tuning in, Jess is the newest member of the
JB Show, she just moved to sam Mateo, so welcome her to the
bay. What's your TV situation? Like? Right now? I have no
TV. It's still back home. I'm hoping I can go pick it up
this weekend because I'm like, I miss my shows. I want to just
you know what, though, I think having a TV is not going to
help me go to sleep early, and I kind of need to if I'm
yeah this early. But yeah, it can still stream stuff on like your
laptops. So yeah, completely sitting on your imaginary couch. Yeah yeah,
relaxing, eating cereal because I don't have spoons yet. Yeah. If anyone
has any extra spoons one around, could they drop him off? Graham?
Would you have all right? F sixteen Fighter Jess had to be scrambled yesterday
after a small private jet flew into restricted airspace in Washington, DC yesterday.
The sixteens excuse me, flew to intercept the plane so fast that had created
loud sonic booms that rattled a bunch of homes and everything in the area.
A lot of people were like, what is happening. The jets fired flares
at the plane to try to get the pilot's attention, but they never got
a response to The plane remained unresponsive as it flew through that restricted airspace and
then out of it, and then it later spiraled toward the ground at a
speed of more than thirty thousand feet a second. It crashed into an area
near the George Washington National Forest. First responders unfortunately found no survivors. The
owner of a Florida base company that the plane was registered to said tragically that
his daughter, his two year old granddaughter, her nanny, and the pilot
were the passengers that were on board that plane. Investigators are still trying to
determine what happened to board the plane, why the pilot never responded, and
then why the plane ultimately crashed. It was very good I heard about that
the sonic boom or something like that. Do you know what causes that?
Selena, Um, no jet goes faster than the speed of sound. It
creates a really loud whoa. Yeah, houses were shaken everyone. It was
like an explosion or something. That's so scary. All right, Thank you,
Graham, The jav Show on Wild ninety four nine Moldy for nine,
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Show. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. I'm Selena,
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Show. Please welcome her. Yes and Selena. Yeah. Twitter right now,
social media and the talkbacks alive with comments about Jess. So you should
be very very be very nervous, Jess, because we don't know what the
response is going to be like. So I'm gonna read a couple of them
are funding for her, all right, buddy, Jessica read check it in,
She says. Jess looked at photos from home. By the way,
if you have not checked out our photos from home there up at the Javyshow
dot com and you can see Jess there and a picture of Selena's weekend and
a picture from my weekend as well. She says, I just looked at
photos from home, and Jess looks like she could be Selena's sister. The
gang up on Graham is gonna get real. Yeah, I'm not a fan
of that. And her name is Jess. Yeah, there you go,
adjust to adjust. Our buddy Isaac chucking in good, Oh my god,
morning to everyone. I know why Isaac's here, He says, well,
I just want to welcome Jesse to the show, and welcome to the Bay
Area girl, Graham. Do we have Jess's social media handles of the fam
can follow her? Jess, would you like to share what your social media
is? He's d so fast, you know he's probably already there. I
want to spell it out. It doubles j E doubles C. I'm lost.
Yeah, we got to make you change that. Change it. I
need doubles j E doubles j E double. It's C. It's Jesse.
Was it's Jess C with one ass after the It's already taken. Yes,
thing is taken at this point, so it's at it's Jess see, yes,
got it. The letter s it's Jess see all right, And we
also got to talk back here about Jess. We play What's up jav crew.
What's up, new World? Would you like to respond? Would you
like to respond? What's that new listener? He may not be Yeah,
he's probably whatever. Okay, really quick. There's an Uber Eats driver that's
ignited a fiery debate online. This person hit up the customer mid delivery and
was like, bro, I need you to cash at me some money for
gas to deliver your food. And the guy on the other end was like,
I'm not about to send you any money. And the drivers like,
I just didn't realize. You know, the driver was going to be this
far. I'm not gonna be able to make it, Like, you need
to cash at me some gas money? What would you guys have done?
Nope? Well, how hungry am I starving? Starving? And it's like
my favorite meal that he has now hostage, like the meals already in the
car. Yes, how big is the order? I don't know. It's
just it's just for you. Let's say it's just for you, but it's
the one thing you want and you're starving. It's on the way, it's
so close but so far away. You're gonna cash up him like ten dollars
and if you cancel the order, and have to resubmit the order there.
Look, it's going to be another hour and a half. That refund takes
three to five business days. That at your account. Yeah, we ask
for refunds before I do, like when something just doesn't flat out arrive or
it doesn't arrive to your Actually I did this yesterday really well okay, okay,
let me explain. So I had to it wasn't that. Non't that?
Um I tried to do or to ash some oreos and milk. You're
joking right now? Right? No? No, no, for for my
man, he wanted oreos and milk. I'm like, I'm not I'm not
leaving. It's like nine o'clock at night. Okay. So my dasher gets
there and they don't even have the right kind of Oreos, and I don't
know what am I gonna do with just milk getting delivered? So I want
to have Well, how do you mess up oreos? They like didn't have
any Their shelter like empty. So what did they bring instead? Nothing?
That's why I had to cancel my orders. I don't want just a milk
delivery with no oreos. They should have brought at least a different kind of
cookie. Something, give me a chips ahoy something. Yeah, but he
didn't want that, so we had to cancel the order. Anyways, would
you send your Uber Eats drivers and gas money? No, I feel like
I'm getting scammed, fame. It's a shakedown. I think it depends on
how a fall for this. I just I feel like I do like a
you know what, I won't give you ten, but I'll give you five
if I'm feeling generous. It's just like you know what, I pay a
forward. No, you're not. You're getting taken advantage of good karma.
It's like the reason I'm ordering delivery is for you to deliver it. That's
your your job as the delivery person. But you have one job. But
you're right, Graham, It's it's a complete shakedown because either you're gonna come
up on some extra cash for air quotes here for gas. Yeah, and
if they don't send it to you, you cancel the order and yeah,
now you have a free meal. Yeah. Oh right, see I know
what I mean. I don't know you get a free meal if you cancel
No, no, no, I mean the driver. Yeah, he's like
yeah, yeah. Take a moment. By cam Risby scamming they are,
Graham, let's get to your thing really quick. Something. I saw this
guy now, he wrote into this advice blog, and I want to get
your lady's opinions on this because your big deals on social media, especially at
its double us jet E, double us C. It's just C, just
the newest member of our show. This guy. He says, he's seventeen
years old and he's fallen in love with an Instagram beauty as he calls her.
He says, she's twenty years old. She's gorgeous even without a filter,
he says, and the stuff she posts shows she's also kind and funny,
which is his dream girl. He says he sent her a DM and
she liked the DM but didn't respond. He wants to know how how do
you go about what? He says, I want to make her my girlfriend.
So he wants to know what's the next step? What does he do
now? And basically, I'll ask you, ladies, a guy wants to
shoot a shot at some Instagram model, Instagram beauty, what advice would you
give them? Yeah, ask her for her cash app send her money?
Really, She'll respond, yeah, but does that make me? Yes?
She'll probably respond if a bunch of money starts arriving. But is that going
to make her your girlfriend? Because that's what he wants now it's a relationship.
Well, if that's the case, I would say, just give up
because it ain't gonna happen. I say, definitely, don't send multiple messages
because that's not gonna get you too late. I could already tell he did.
Yeah, But I mean if you only got to like an in a
response, it's like I know you saw it, but like, okay,
maybe I'll just send it follow up message just to make sure that you had
time to read the previous one. Well, what are you supposed to do?
I mean, you can't if you don't get a response on the first
one. How do you how do you get noticed? Have fallen into the
situation? Listen? No response is your response? What did she? I
mean she gets a lot of ms Instagram beauty. Okay, so just give
up? Give up on your dreams? Yes? Wow? In this case,
would you have different advice dress? I would say definitely, Well,
definitely don't message multiple times. But I would say don't message about their appearance
because they're already getting that from ten other guys. I'd say like, wait
till maybe they post something that's about something that they're doing, maybe like they're
out, I don't know, doing their favorite activity, and then you comment
on that. Then it makes them more relatable versus just going in with like,
oh my god, you're hot. Yeah, there's a lot of that
already. But also if you're going after like an Instagram beauty, yeah,
and you have like thousands of followers, and the seventeen year old sides into
your dms, you're probably like, that's cute. Yeah, what if what
if it's meant to be? What if it's what if they'd be a perfect
match. He just doesn't ever, you know, he shooting his shot and
she just dismisses it, like yeah, the other person has to be interested
too. You don't always get what you want, true, So just give
up, is the advice. Just give up. Wait, let me see
what happens um next on the JVS Show, Let's talk to Graham about his
weekend. See how it was The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
Welby for nine the base number one at music station. The JVS Show,
I'm Selina, I'm Graham, and I'm Jess. Jess is the newest member
of the JAV Show. Today's her first day, so let's welcome from her
by area. Thank you one big hug. Um. All right, So
we were just talking about a seventeen year old who was trying to shoot his
shot at a twenty year old Instagram beauty, he said, and I was
like, bro, just she's not responding. Just give it up. I
love. Yeah. Yeah, he says he's in love with her. Um,
here's a talk back on that. Um, Hey j V Show and
welcome jess Um. I about the guy that was in the girl's dams trying
to get a response back. Um, if nothing else has Like if she's
not going to respond and you don't want to send a multiple bunch of masses
messages, I would just send one long message or like a little short paragraph
just explaining and laying all your cards out on the table. Just be honest.
Okay, So how do you feel about that? Ladies, you get
he's gonna try to hit her up. He sent one message, she liked
it so she saw it but didn't but no response. And then he's gonna
do a follow up one. But it's gonna be a more in depth,
you know, like a PA's gonna a message about why he so admires and
loves you. So you know how on Instagram you can see like a preview
of the message. Yeah, opening it. If I go to that and
someone leaves me a paragraph about how they love me or are in love with
me and I don't even know you exist, I'm gonna be weirded out.
Okay, maybe he's not full on professor's love, but maybe it's here's more
about me. Here's why I think we would be a great a great match.
Will you go out with me? Will you marry me? If it's
okay with your parents parents? I just feel like it's fifty fifty like who
if you send it, Ah, there's a huge chance the person's just gonna
like ignore or she might just like it again. I say, shoot your
shot, bro, you only live once. Go for it. If if
you get shot down, big deal. Move on one more talk back here
and it's about you, Jess. Good morning, Javy Show. This is
Jamie from Conquered. I just want to give a big welcome to Jazz to
the jav Show. And I have a couple of comments for her, and
I'll say one, girl, you're giving me so much um, crystal vibes
um. But you know, your energy and your laugh is just reminds me
a lot about her and to her, you are fire. Okay, welcome
to the show. Can't wait her more about you all right by bye?
Oh that's very sweet. I'm about to start crying right now. Well you
would Craft. I played all the mean ones that you've been doing. I've
just been like I've been like searching hard to fund it. Really nice calalkbacks.
We'll get to the other ones later. A couple of tears. Graham,
I don't want to ball my eyes. Got it. It's not too
many negative works, right, I mean, no, only thirty. That's
not that it's not that bad. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine
says The JV Show. I'm Selena, I'm Graham, and I'm Jass.
For just tuning in. It's Jess's first day joining us on the JV Show
as the newest member, so please please please join us in welcoming her to
the Bay Area. She just moved to Samatao I did as a journey.
She's in a really empty naked apartment right now. Oh not me, got
it? Got it? If you want to meet Jess on the JV Show.
I was gonna say. The jav Show page, the jav show dot
com has our page photos from Home. You can see some picks from a
weekend. You can see Jess there. Yep. Um, let's bring on
Gabby. Hi, Gabby, Hey guys, Hey, So how is the
weekend? It was great and welcome Jeff, thank you. Oh I feel
the love. All right? So, Gabby, you were on your college
twenty to be playing our trivia game the JV Show. Yep, noe game.
I'm sure you already know how this works, but just to lay it
out for everyone else, so we're gonna ask you for trivia questions. Just
gotta get three right, get three out of four and you win two tickets
to see Andy ki Less Yes, Ricky Martin and Piple on December six at
the SAP Center in at Santa was like, yep, and it's all courtesy
of Live Nation. Gabby, Are you ready? Yea? All right?
Here is question number one. The NBA Finals are happening right now between the
Denver Nuggets and the Miami Heat. Now who won last year's NBA Finals?
Later? Oh no, oh no, oh no, it was year.
Come on and of all of the teams to the Lakers. That just crushed
the soul of the entire Bay Area. Everybody listening, trigger finger with my
mouth. All right, you should be disqualified just based on that. But
that's you know, we're not gonna do you like that? All right?
Question number two, you're still alive in the game, not in the hearts
and minds of the Bay Area though. Question number two, to make a
pickle, you basically just soak a cucumber in? What ye all right?
Here's question number three. Now, during pregnancy, what tube delivers nutrients and
blood to the baby? The oh uh? The Laker spit it out?
Come on you running at the time. What did you say? She said,
the Filipian tube. Look, I don't have all these cards, but
even I know that's umbilical chord. It's umbilical cord, Well said, throwing
me off. Well, it is a tube, Graham wrote, the questions,
Okay, the unbilical cords a tube. It's like a feeding tube that
goes to the baby. Trusts me, okay, we can we just give
that one. Give that one tours. You said the fulopian tube that's not
delivering. Graham says, no, you had you had to have said in
bilical cord. I try. Look, I fought for you, Gabby.
Utter what delivers nutrients to the baby? I think, I mean, I
feel like collected. We all knew the answer. It's kind of tubby.
It is a tube. Yeah, okay, question I said, chord,
you would have instantly known it. I gotta trip you up a little bit,
all right, Question number four? Yeah, all right, question number
four. A few silly is a type of pasta that is commonly referred to
as being shaped like what yep, all right? You got that one correct,
but that one but not umbilical because you you missed two questions. Gabby,
you did not win the JV show Yep Nope Game. I'm sorry,
but you can blame my buddy Graham here. Don't blame me. What last
year's NBA finals, Gabby. I'm gonna thank you for playing, Thanks for
calling us. I'm putch one holds. Don't hang up, okay, just
hang out on holds right there. That was the JV Show Yep Nope game.
Yeah. We do it every weekday morning at seven thirty five, and
then you can also download at the game daily and listen back anytime anywhere of
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coming up inside today's hat is trending at the fifty five's um. Drake's
card declined while he was on a life stream. Let's discuss that coming up.
It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies,
shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay.
Okay, so really quick. The weekend box office Spider Man Across the Spider
Verse the number one movie of the weekend. It made one hundred twenty point
five million dollars. It says here that this marks the second biggest opening of
twenty twenty three. I didn't think this movie No Offense, was gonna be
like that big. People love people's Spider Verse. What was number one that
I do not know? It's gotta been It had to have been a Little
Mermaid. Well what about Fast X? Yeah? And what about Super Mario
Brothers. Yeah, there's been some big There actually has been some big movies.
It's kind of nice reporting actual big box office numbers, because for a
while there were one made three million dollars. There was nothing, all right.
Drake's card declined during a live stream. He was on live to promote
Steak, which is like an online casino, and you know, Drake is
all about betting and gambling these days. So he was hosting a two hour
online event and he tried to donate five hundred dollars to a random streamer,
and so he's doing all this online like viewers can see the payment screen and
then it declined to be fair. After it declines, Drake did look over
to someone off camera with like, oh, what the heck, like what
just happened kind of look. So it's possible that card wasn't his, but
still very embarrassing. Yes, no matter what happens, when a card declines,
your heart just drops a little bit. Yeah, it happened to me
last week at the grocery Star fair thing. This is fault again, swipe
it again. The other thing people are talking about from this live stream is
Drake's nails. He had a cute little yellow manicure. Some people online not
a fan of the look though, but you can check it out at the
jbshow dot com. Um, I want to make sure we have time to
talk about Kanye because he was out yelling at paparazzi. I know what else
is new. He was out with his wife and his son on their way
to church yesterday to go visit um Sky Daddy, and I guess he was
being followed by cameras, which I get. You're with your kids, you
don't want paparazzi around. It can be very frustrating and annoying. So at
one point Kanye hops out of his car. He was mad, stop following
me. But listen, go to the jvshow dot com. You guys,
go see what he and his wife were wearing. Because you walk out and
something like this, of course you're gonna be followed by cameras. They're gonna
want to like get footage of this. What in the what he is wearing?
What is this supposed to be? I don't know. I can't.
I cannot even put into words. And what is he shoulder pats? He's
wearing shoulder pads. And he's got the leggings on that he's been wearing quite
often with like sock shoes. This is just I don't know what's going on
with his wife. I don't know. How does that outfit? I don't
know, Graham, you should wear that for tomorrow show? Yeah, I
mean if someone can track that thing down from me, I'd gladly wear it.
It's like like nylons over her head. But then there's like this big
black like tubular thing. It's like the world's are just turtleneck, right,
I mean the neck part is like but it's the size of attire. Yes,
And then he's wearing I cannot. I cannot shirt with shoulder pads.
But it's, oh my god, I don't it's so weird. Please,
I'd just be done with Kanye. I'm just yes, I'm just over it.
Um So you can see that at the jp show dot com. Graham.
One of your stories, all right, gave two of the NBA Finals
was last night. The Denver Nuggets entered the game with the one house series
lead over the Miami Heat. Following it was a pretty easy game one win
for the Nuggets. Well, Game two was a completely different story. Although
the Nuggets did kind of pick up where they left off. They led most
of the game, taking an eight point lead into the fourth quarter, but
that's when the Heat went on a run. They stuck around that entire game,
and then they took over in the fourth quarter and never looked back.
They won the game one eleven to one oh eight. That also first loss
at home for the Denver Nuggets throughout this entire playoff, so I think it
definitely stunned them a little bit. The series now shifts back to Miami for
Games three and four, the first of which is on Wednesday night, and
really quick, I don't know if um you care, Selena. The Stanley
Cup Finals a game one over the week. On Saturday, the Vegas Golden
Nights beat the Florida Panthers in Game one of that series. Game two is
tonight. Okay, yeah, I don't give a fart. Do you give
any farts? M I should say yes because my boyfriend part yeah no,
he's a big, big sports fan on all throughout sports, football, hockey,
you name it right? What about you? Who's your favorite team for?
What doesn't matter? What's like if you had to hang your hat on
one team, like this is my team Giants or New York Giants? Yeah?
Getting commercial? So ron Giants. We're Giants for both. But see
I didn't have a team before, so it's like, well, do you
don't pick the New York Giants? Right? That's as well, so why
does he have that team? Is he from New York. No, then
get out of here all right. Next on the JV Show, let's get
to know our buddy Jess a little bit more. For those who don't know,
she is new to the JVS Show, she's our newest member. Today's
her first day the JV Show on Wild ninety nine weldy four nine, the
base number one hit music station. Thank you for hanging out with us,
and happy Monday. I'm Selena, I'm Graham, and I'm Jess. Yes,
Jess is joining the JAV Show. Today is her very first day.
We are going to get to know her a little bit more and I'm really
excited to learn everything about you. First though, we got two tickets to
Joe GE's Pandemonium Tour Color twenty if you want to be there, Oakland Arena,
October ninth, courtesy of Golden Voice eight eight eight three three three nine
four. And I know Jess. We have a talkback. It's about you.
That's your morning Jav's Show. Good morning, Good morning, good morning,
Happy Monday. I hope you've days have a great day. And Jess,
welcome, welcome, welcome, have a great day, you guys.
I love you. Bie. Oh that's a nice little welcome, Welcome,
welcome. I'm feeling love, all right. So let's get to know Jess
a little better. We already learned that she has a boyfriend. I do
been together two and a half years. Yes, Um, is this the
one? Yes? How do you know whoa? She said that? Smile.
Honestly, I just I didn't think I would ever be I was always
a very unemotional person, so I was always very like, I'm not gonna
hug you. I'm not gonna like be all up on you. And it
is a different feeling when you have someone that you actually are super into,
because I'm like, I want to be like hugging him all the time.
So do you get vibes that he's gonna like propose to you? See,
we talked that, We've talked about it. Yeah, it's just obviously now
like life through a little curveball at us. So we're an hour and a
half away now, Um, but I think it'll come with time. Would
you ever give him an ultimatum? Yeah, pressure to apply the pressure.
Sometimes guys just need a little bit of a nudge. By a nudge,
I mean just a yeah. See, the only reason why I don't think
I would is because I don't want to feel like he did it because he
was forced to. Good. Yeah, that's the correct answer. But I'm
not trying to wait like twelve years, you know, So there is a
there is a shot clock that would expire at which point if enough years went
by, then do you think the ultimatum would come like you've got to do
something here, guy, unless there was like a really good reason, you
know, Because it's like, I also don't want to be like fifty five
when I get married. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's
like, I just mean, like going from now to like being engage being
or being together for thirty years and then getting a proposal to him and like
that's a little much. I get that. I get that, Um,
do you guys have kids? No? And we actually both don't want kids.
Wow, I love this. Sam and I are like tied down with
kids at home. So all the fun stuff that goes on the weekends,
we're gonna need you to go experience that and then come back and talk about
like who brought up the no kids thing first? Was it something you said
you like, I don't think I really want kids and he just went along
with it, just because he was trying to get some and he's like sometimes
guys, early in the relationship, we'll just agree with whatever you say,
like oh yeah, yeah, I mean neither kids. Yeah, well that's
a horrible idea. Yeah, and we just will say whatever because we're bumbling
idiots. But who said it first? Who was like, you know what,
I don't think I want these things? Honestly, I think it started
off as us both kind of mentioning like we don't, we don't see it.
I don't remember exactly who was the first one to say it, but
I know he's totally. If anything, he's a little bit more against it
than I am. I am just kids got its charge, has kids,
hates cats kids. The only thing is is like I thought that by the
age that I am now, so twenty eight, twenty five, you know,
if you want to take off a couple of years, I thought I
would want them by now because I always thought, you know, when I'm
in my late twenties, like I'm gonna want them, because I never have
so I still don't. So I really don't think I'm gonna You know,
it ain't for everyone, It really isn't. Let me know how it works.
Out when you're sitting alone by yourself, when you're seven years old,
nobody's around, you're all by yourself. I will not be alone. I
will have three cats and I handsome right there next to me. So,
Jess just moved from Selena to San Mateo. Is this your first place,
like away from your parents? This is my first place ever? WHOA,
Yeah, so you're like really out here adulting. Yeah. I am doing
the whole thing. And it went by so fast, you know. I
literally just moved in yesterday. I have basically nothing at my place. So
it's just it's crazy because you know, being back home, even if like
no one's home, I know that people are going to get there eventually.
Now I'm like in an empty apartment, like, okay, what do I
how do I feel my time? Now? I remember those days you have
to slowly start like accumulating things. Remember the first thing I ever bought was
a coffee table, and I was like, oh my god, I have
my dad gave me like an old foods on, but I had like a
nice coffee on my own money. Yeah, And then it is the when
you're used to having people around and then you're there by yourself. It is
there are sometimes like what a what am I supposed to do right now?
Like, yeah, you gotta start like you're gonna have to take out your
own trash and yeah, yeah bills and PG and e oh yeah, which
is like way over price yep. Yeah, I'm like turning off all the
lights every like five the candles. Yeah, you're right smart. Yeah,
in the first week, great advice. UM, we're really excited to have
you here, Jess. We're gonna learn more about you obviously as the show
goes on and as the days go on. If you guys want to welcome
Jess to the Bay into the JV Show. The talk buck mic always opened
on the iHeart Radio the JV Show on Wild A lot of talkbacks rolling through.
This first one has to do what Kanye was who we're just talking about.
Um, he was yelling at paparazzis they were following him. But it's
like, you're look at what you're wearing. How can you not be yes,
we followed. If you haven't seen a what would you call that?
Graham? I don't know, I mean, I understand what his outfit is.
It's like he's almost dressed up like a football player without without the helmet
and then I don't know what she's wearing, but you can see that at
the jabshow dot com. Good morning, welcome Jess. Happy to hear your
your lovely voice. M Am, I the only one that missed that,
Like, Kanye got married again? Who's he married too? Who is this
wife with this very bizarre outfit on? Like what the hell is going on?
And who saw his hot mess and said yes I want in on that.
I'm I'm very confused. Clearly I have been missing things. Hurry,
guys, have a good morning. Hey you too, thank you for the
talk back. Yeah, so this is his wife, Bianca who used the
used to work together, like she worked at yeasy. This is like one
of his employees. Do we know if they're officially married, that's the thing
we're supposed to call it, call her, excuse me, his wife,
Like do we know, like they sort of got married, but like did
they I believe it? Not legally because there's no marriagetificate, but they wear
she has a ring on, so so you know they're all they're calling her
his wife but illegally. Don't think that they are got it? If that
makes maybe they had like a symbolic ceremony or something like that. More talkbacks
rolling in. These are about you, Jess, Good morning, Jabe's show.
Um, welcome Jess. A couple of questions. What's your favorite color,
what's your favorite animal, what's your favorite song? Right now? What's
your social Security number? And Jess kidding, welcome to the family. All
right, have a good day, guys. All right, so let's answer
those questions. Did I start with the social yes, what's your credit card
community? Okay? Favorite color? I'm gonna say navy and lavender. Navy
and lavender. I've never in the ever when somebody random looks your favorite color
ever, somebody ever come back and say navy. It's always like blue or
green. You gotta be unique. God it, no, I like it.
I do. I like the color navy on that's the first. All
right? H Your animal? Oh, cats, cats are giraffes both,
she's a crazy cat lady that likes drafts. Okay, drafts are cute.
And what's your favorite song right now? Honestly, I think right now I'm
back on Miley Cyrus flowers because you know it has that Like I just moved
out, I can buy myself flowers. I can do this a vibe to
it. Okay, So it's like your anthem right now because it's like independence.
Yeah yeah, yea yeah independence theme song. Was there another question or
is that it? I think that that was okay, covered them all.
We do have another talkback here again. It's for you, Jess, Good
morning, jav show fam. This message is for Graham and Selena. I
just wanted to know if you guys are accepting applications to replace Jess already because
she said the New York Giants is her favorite team. That's gonfirfriend. I
will also asked for a friend the higher ups through management. As soon as
she said that a little while ago, I shot off the same email like,
hey, this ain't it, chief, Um, the New York Giants
get you gave some explanation it's your boyfriend's favorite team or something, but it's
see if he would have had a different baseball team, then then I wouldn't
have changed, right because I am for the Giants, um, But because
I didn't have a football team, I was like, I'm choosing love now.
Okay, but he's from selenas right, Yeah, you know that we
have teams to hear in the beery. Well, we had teams plural,
but now we have one. But we still have one. And they actually
played pretty close to Selena since they moved to Santa Clara. You know what
though, for me also, I was like, I'll take the New York
Giants because I love the colors and if I'm gonna have to be worrying some
junior giants gear, it's not navy. That's more. One of the colors
is blue, it's regular blue. And there's no lavender. Definitely not yet.
Um, please be nice suggest you know, she just it's her first
day. She just needs some training. Yeah, you know, we can,
we'll convert her. Yeah, well we'll think of some of the all
right. So according to this, uh, these wedding planners, they say
that there is another color that you should never wear to a wedding, and
obviously white is the main one. You don't ever wear white, you know
that. Yes, Well, according to them, they say that you should
also avoid a red dress. Now, they did acknowledge that in some cultures,
you know, you do wear red as a sign of prosperity, and
they're not talking about that that's totally fine, but they're saying that it's like
an old wives tale that if you wear red to a wedding it means you've
slept with the groom, have you, guys? No, I think I
saw TikTok about this now that in the crowd at my wedding. Oh no,
I had no idea hitting aside from that, they say, don't wear
red anyways, even if you didn't sleep with the groom, some people might
take it as you just trying to steal attention away from the bride. Because
it's such a loud color, it does seem a little That's why I thought
that's what I thought the reason was going to be. When you tease that,
I figured, yes, it's kind of a look at me in my
red dress, like, yeah, check me out. And everybody wearing all
the ladies wearing red at my wedding were my cousins. Oh wait, oh
wait, that's not good. Take that out of the podcast or wife to
hear that. Yeah, what do you think, Selena? You got you're
the one that's engaged right now, You got an upcoming wedding. How would
you feel if one of your guests, a friend of yours or somebody wore
like, you know, wore a hot red dress. I feel like I'm
not Bridezilla enough because I honestly don't care what anyone wears. You didn't would
it bother you? Though? If somebody is like not I don't want to
say, outshining you, but is grabbing some looks and some attention at your
wedding, I mean, um no, I don't think it would. At
least I guess I wouldn't know until I'm there and I see someone with their
presumers out, and maybe I don't think. I don't think it would mind.
But I expect everyone to look hot. It's a beach wedding, you
know what I mean, It's gonna be hot. I assume there's gonna be
ibo oh no, no, no, no, no, why not.
You just said it's on the beach, it's hot. Yeah, but that's
where you're still wedding attire, like dress up. It will she'll have a
nice throng on yeah that Yeah, it'd be like a wedding one that's on
a white one with like pearls or something. Yeah. One. No,
but like I didn't even know. It was really like customary for every one,
every wedding to have like a dress code, like a theme or something
yeah, No, what is yours going to be? Because I need to
know it's just where whatever you want business, beach casual, you want to
open it up to whoever. I mean, do I have to say like
formal? Yeah, formal, black tie? If you say beach casual,
I'm wearing shorts and sandal. It's not beach casual. It's more dressy than
that, but not like I wouldn't say all the way formal, although I
know some people are going to take it there, okay, and that's my
cheek. Yeah, but that's I'm still wearing sandals. You're wearing sandals to
my wedding? Can't it's on the beach. You want me to get sand
in my dress shoes, but the receptions not on the beach. Then I'll
kick them off and be foot. Well, we're all navigating this together.
That's why you need to set a dress code so I know what to wear.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to figure it out. Then I didn't.
I didn't think this through all the way the JV Show on Wild Graham.
Have you figured out what an ice spice is yet? I ordered one at
Starbucks this weekend. It was really good. I thought it was a little
too soon for ice spice season, but it was delicious and I loved I
got the iceed one anytime I've ever brought up ice spice. He's like,
what is an ice spice? Um? That is Taylor Swift, I spice
and Waldeney for nine. That's karma. Hi Jess Hi. So Jess is
the newest member of the JV Show today. It's her very first day.
He was here in studio. She's officially I'm still sweating here. Yeah,
why are you so sweaty? I don't know. She hasn't a whole flannel.
I'm like, there's eighty degree studio. It's so hot in here.
I get cold easily. All right, make sure you go to the jav
show dot com and check out our photos from home. Let's just all describe
hours really quick. Friday night, I went out to dinner and has some
drinks with some of the girls. So that's my photo. Mine is a
picture of me and the kids. We are at Yosemite. We went there
this weekend and one of the big lookout points we were there at sunrise.
Really cool picture. And mine is inside my first ever apartment, very empty,
but there. I am post christ session. Oh again, happy tears
confused here she said all of the above, it's just everything scared tear.
Um Graham, you have an email? Do you like god one and says,
hey guys, good morning. I wanted to see if you could give
my daughter a shout out. She turned seven on Saturday. She is such
a loving and kind little girl and I can't wait to see what the next
year brings. Happy birthday, baby. Also want to shout out Emiliano for
finishing excuse me, the fifth grade and moving on to six middle school.
Baby here, We have a great day, guys. And that's from our
buddy Angie Washington. Nice hi, Angie, and happy birthday. Thks here
a little one, Um, we got to talk back here. Good morning,
jav showing good morning to the news member Jess. My question is um
Selena, since Jess is part of the show, now, is she invited
to your wedding? She allowed to outshine you or not? And I hope
you guys all have a great day. Good questions, Lena. You know
I didn't give this much thoughts. You know I've already sent out invite a
trial period, but I mean now, I mean she's part of the fish
she's been welcomed into the JV show family. The fans already accepted her in
right, right, she's in the inner sur Well, now, it is
only right that you'd be invited. Yeah. So yeah, I mean yours
is the official I mean I can get I can give you an actual invite.
I mean, I know space was limited, Selena. So the good
news is I'm busy that day, so she could take my spot. So
I won't be wearing sentinels. Thank you. You actually dress up. I
think we're actually going, Selena. So look up from my art. When
were we supposed to RSVP from May first? Is that? Are you being
serious? It was? It was a loose RSVPs. I knew my family.
It would still take them a couple of months after that. So that's
what the invitation says. But there's still time. And what's the day of
the actual wedding October twenty one? All RSVP by the eighteenth of October.
I promise you, thank you. Yeah, but Jess, you are invited.
I assume that you and I will grow very close from working together,
and I would love to have you there. I won't wear red, yeah,
or why you are so like in shape? So I don't need that
around my man. Oh, speaking of my man, can I tell you
about this really embarrassing thing that happened in over the weak. He's probably listening.
He's gonna be an upset. So we go to Sacramento. Right,
we hit the casino. I lost one hundred dollars in like ten minutes.
I was like, I'm done, We're not, I'm not gambling anymore,
walked away. Yeah. Yeah, that's some good self control. I admire
that I can't do that. And then we we go to a concert,
right, and because you know, you know, when you're a radio you
know everyone else that's in radio, and so you know, you got little
connections here and there. We're in the backstage area and there's like an out
there's like an outside area because it's like super hot backstage. We go outside,
not that it's any cooler because it's still Sacramento. Yeah, um but
who yeah? Who was? Uh? Nellie was there. He put on
a really good show. I know it sounds weird like Nellie, but no,
he didn't have a band aid on. But he's a really good performer
and he was doing like all his country songs and everything too. Like it
was really fun. Yeah. Um. Anyway, but Bone Thugs is there
as well. Okay, so we go outside this outside backstage area and my
man starts talking to a guy who was out there smoking, and then he's
like, hey, can you guys get a picture of me and Lazybone?
And the guy's like, oh, no, no, no, I'm not
lazy. I mean, if you had to pick Lazybone out of a lineup,
could you slip? Mean? I could? Could you? Really?
I could? I couldn't. I could not. I can't picture. I
can't pictures right now. It's been a while. How embarrassing? How long
were they talking for? Look at good five minutes? And he thought the
whole time that he was like they were like smoking together. He thought he
was smoking with Lazybone. He's like texting his buddy. He's like, dude,
you're not gonna believe him. Smoke up right now, smoking with lazy
Bone. What did you guys still take the picture? No? Oh?
Come on? After that, he didn't want him. We don't want hi
one picture with who who are you akad? Yeah? Um? Coming up
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you need to know what's hotting music, movies, shows, and the most
talked about stories happening today in the Bay. Okay, So Taylor Swift swallowed
a bug on stage. She was performing in Chicago last night. I don't
know if she was in the middle of talking or singing, but she just
started like choking on. What she says is a bug. Can hear a
coughing? And she pulls the microd from her mouth. She turns around,
Is there any chimps? You saw? That? So gross? That's the
worst. Almost swallow a ladybug. This weekend we go what we were hiking
in Yosemite and there was like a swarm of them. You've never they're landing
lady bugs. It's the cutest if you get stuck in a swarm of insects,
it's the cutest one. They were landing all over you, though.
I think one got in my mouth. There are a lot of them.
Did you spit it? So you did eat it? Well? I feel
like I got a little taste of it out. Yeah, they were everywhere.
Even later in the hike, you look down and there would still be
some on you hit pitching a ride? Why does that seem so like lovely?
You know, I know it hadn't been any other insect, you would
have been like like, oh, they're so cute. One more quick thing
on Taylor Swift. People think that she is picking sides here. They think
that this confirms that she is beef in with Olivia Redrigo, because she just
announced it on her Latin American leg of the Arastaur. She's going to have
Sabrina Carpenter perform. Now, Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Redrigo, they are arch
nemesiss Nemesis, nemeses Nemesis. Yeah that so do you remember this? When
Olivia Rodrigo put her song driver's license and she was singing about her ex moving
on with some blonde, it was rumored that it was Sabrina Carpenter. So
they've never really liked each other. And I've gone back and forth, you
know, taking little jabs here and there, and Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift
used to be like, hella cool. Remember Taylor was like one of her
biggest supporters, Like they were tight, and now here's Taylor bringing on her
enemy to join the tour. What do you think? But can't that strictly
be a business decision? And like what would be best for the tour?
I'd like to have this performer perform. I'm not does she have to think
about? I mean, we're friends. You're not gonna go, you know,
bringing my enemy on tour with never business? See if it's like something
it's not record labels, like what if it's contractually obligated? What if we
don't know the inner workings of this stuff, but it's Taylor Swift does have
to say. And Taylor Swift, as much as she I think likes portray
that she floats above all this stuff. She is right in the middle of
all the drama, right, there's something about it. I think I think
she likes it. I love it all right, Graham, what do you
have? All right? I got a couple people stop messing with animal stories.
The first is an update to a story we talked about last week or
the week before. There was a guy in Yellowstone. He spotted that little
baby bison that had been separated from its herd because it couldn't cross the river.
He decided to step in help push it up the embankment. The bison's
mom and the rest of the herd not too happy about that. They rejected
that little baby bison. Then park officials they had to euthanize it. Remember
that for that guy. He was identified as Clifford Walter, is a Hawaii
resident. He pled guilty last week to one count of feeding, touching,
teasing, frightening or intentionally disturbing wildlife. I didn't know that was a charge.
He's got to pay a five hundred dollar fine. I guess maybe another
five hundred dollar fine on top of that some sort of community service space.
So a thousand dollars total. You guys happy with that punishment? Thousand bucks?
Baby bison's dead. I feel like it needs to be a little harsher.
Yeah, but you know, but also he didn't do it on purpose.
He was trying to help. He thought he was helping it, right,
But I do take that into conspiration. Officials want to say, stop
trying to help. Let nature handle itself, because over Memorial Day weekend we're
learning. Also in Yellowstone Park, park rangers said some tourists spotted in newborn
elk and they must have thought that it was separated from its mom or needed
help because these morons decided to pick it up and put it in the trunk
of their car. I mean, naturally, where are you going to put
a baby elk? And they trunk seed. It's a baby. Yeah,
you shouldn't be buckling it in for safety. Well, they put in the
trunk of their car and drove it to a local police station. When they
got there, opened the trunk. This thing somehow got away and ran off,
and its current condition is unknown because obviously now it's more separated than their
mom left it and was supposed to be. So park officials like I just
said once again reminding people leave the animals alone, new idiots. Yes,
that's sad. Trunk Elk, trunk Elk, that's what he's been nicknamed.
Trunk Olk. Okay, thank you Graham. Next on the JV Show,
you said you want to talk about somebody who is crying over their tiny boat.
Yes, this is a great story. Let's hope you have audio.
Is there you have this? Okay, can't wait. We'll do the next
the JV Show on Wild ninety nine. All right, ready, Jess say
it with me. Okay, Wild Wild Night the base number one music station.
It's Jess's first day here on the JV show. She's our newest member.
Text a while, it's like, we're yeah, well nine for nine
based number one at music. Yea. When I said it earlier, I
was like, oh my god, did I see her right? She said
she stopped after she was like second guessing her entire existence. Um, Jess,
we're really happy you're here. So far, everyone seems to be embracing
you, which is always a good sign. We have another talk back here.
Hello, Selina and Graham, and welcome Jess to the show. And
also as a fellow Samatane. Um, welcome to Samatale. And also,
just for your information, the best burritos are at Guadalajara, girls, so
go check it out. Okay, bye bye. That sounds Sissy, your
first Salmitaro recommendation. You know what, I brought a salad for lunch,
but I'm tossing that. Oh god, I'm gonna know. Hey, we're
on the radio. Thank you, Becky Gee, thank you. Oh really
quick. Something that we didn't get into, and I don't we have to
get to the boat crying something we didn't get into. We've been talking about
where you're from. Yeah, and you're from Selina's Yes, but you weren't
born there, No, I was born in Mexico, right, Yeah,
So I might say a couple of Spanish words here and there because sometimes my
brain goes between both of those, and sometimes I love that She's we didn't
get into it's either fluent. Yes, in Spanish. It was your first
language, and I won't understand word of it. I will, so don't
worry. I can translate for her what I'm just saying your Spanish. Okay,
okay, all right, the boat crying, Yes, take a moment,
say your goodbyes to the Big Sea. That was the name of this
custom made boat that this guy from the UK built. And listen to this
guy's this thing three feet ten inches long. They call it a micro yacht.
And he was also the entire boat is three feet three feet ten inches
and he was going to set a record by sailing this thing across the Atlantic
Ocean nineteen hundred mile voyage. Unfortunately he had to post this message. We're
going to play the audio from it to Instagram because well, he sunk in
the harbor before he even got up the journey here. Hello everyone who had
a difficult problem, Ye time yesterday, we got back to the harbor and
the boat basically sunk because she was full of water. We had to kind
of lift her out on the framework gave way and she's dropped down onto the
and basically destroyed. I'm sorry you are not really crying over your toy boat
that think. Come He in so much time. He spent the last three
years perfecting this thing so he could make the voyage. He's forty nine years
old by the way. He's getting ready to set sail. He has this
thing all outfit, but Big Sea is no more. You know you have
that Like, how would you feel if you were somebody head because in this
video he goes on to apologize to everybody that supported him along the way.
I'm assuming there were a lot of donations. It takes some money to outfit
a little micro yacht like this. I mean, this thing was rather high
tech looking. I'll give him that to make to be able to actually make
a nineteen hundred mile voyage across the Atlantic Ocean. But the fact that this
thing filled with water on the first day, how would you feel if you
were somebody that supported this guy's dream? You feel bad for him? Here
he is sobbing away. Are you like, dude, bro, I'm doing
it. Hit a thousand bucks? Do you you idiot? I mean,
I feel like I would feel bad after I laugh my butt off. I'm
gonna throw this in really quick. We're gonna make it. We'll make it
quick. Do you guys know who Sydney Sweeney is? Yes? From Euphoria
if you don't know. So, she was on Sunday Today talking about her
family watching Euphoria for the first time. Oh, you've seen Euphoria, Jess
Graham, I know you didn't get to, but you know that it's graphic.
It's graphic. There's her character in particular. There was some steamy scenes
and there are some very ones, like where she's topless and and all that.
So he decided, he, oh, she's let me preface this by
saying she's talking about her dad here. How her and her dad they're cool,
but they don't talk about work often. He didn't know the premise of
the show and what her role was, so he decided he he was gonna
watch it about telling me with his parents. My dad and my grandpa turned
it off and walked out. But my grandma, my grandma's like a she's
a big supporter of mine. She's a fan. Sho Okay, So her
dad and grandpa are like, whoa, turn this off, We're not gonna
watch this. Her mom very supportive, her grandmother very supportive. Would you
even be okay with your family watching your show if it's this, No,
that's her fault. You got to tell your family what it is. Like
you why you think you would tell them when you accepted the job or when
you were shooting some of it, Like just to warn you, guys,
it's this is not something you want to watch. You don't let your dad
walk into that blindly. Are you kidding me? She said, it just
never came up. They don't tell about something like that comes up. It
doesn't. I wouldn't want to tell my dad that either. I just send
to tell him don't watch it, and that's it. I'm not gonna tell
you why, Okay, Well, at least say say that. She didn't
say anything. She was probably like, here, check out my latest episode,
and they're she is doing god knows what. Dads don't want to see
that. And she's also one of the ones that have has like the worst
kind of scenes. Her and um and the other one. I don't either,
alexa um but even as a mom, I don't want to see my
daughter in those compromising Her mom was like, he's like the Chris Jenner like,
you're doing amazing foodie that would be. That would be. You want
to support your kids careers wherever it may take them. And ultimately she's very
successful at it, so you're happy about that. But I'm not watching.
Nope, not a chance. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine