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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one the freak. Wake up,

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your little sleepyhead. It's time to
get your stupid ass out of bed.

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To you about the most important thing
in the most important thing, Yeah,

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yeah, yeah yeah. And yesterday, in the final segment of the

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show, Me Kevin played some audio
for you guys from a story out of

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More, Oklahoma. Now you've heard
of More, Oklahoma due to some vicious

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tornadoes that they said to F five
and nineteen ninety nine and F five and

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twenty thirteen. So it's a town
it's been stricken with tragedy. But listen

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to this news audio to kind of
reseg that played this yesterday for you about

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what's currently going on in More,
Oklahoma. And then we'll pick up from

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where we left off yesterday because I
sent out some emails and had been in

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contact with some officials of their city. Here's Fox twenty five's Tom Ferguson aka

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the ferg We'll string them. Adult
toys, left out buildings, light poles,

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even the water tower and more.
Have the whole town talking. One

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man said he saw a drone leave
one side of the walmart in your southwest

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nineteenth and South Telephone in a video
posted yesterday, and that is where we

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find Fox twenty five's Tom ferguson tonight. So Tom, any word on who

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is behind this? Adam and Wendy. At last update, police had no

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idea. Now there were a couple
of those objects stuck to some of the

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live posts behind me, but Cruz
took them down just this afternoon. In

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today's toy story, one man took
this picture of one of the objects stuck

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to the side of the walmart.
Here's another that one woman saw on the

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South telephone light pole, and yours
what was left on the more water tower.

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Residents also reported sidings near Southwest one
nineteenth in Western That was where a

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wild turkey that caught the town's attention
used to hang around before reportedly being hit

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by a car and killed in October. Hundreds of comments on Facebook show this

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has everyone talking. One woman commented, whoever is doing this is my hero?

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Turned my boring Wednesday into a spicy
scavenger hunt. A man said,

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this is the greatest thing to happen
to this town. What is this legal?

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What consequences could those responsible face?
According to police, the decision to

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file charges won't be made until they've
contacted whoever put them up. A statement

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read in part the more Police Department
does not condone the actions of this individual

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and finds the prank and appropriate.
Live and more. Tom Fergus, Fox

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twenty five News. Okay, so
off there right now. It's a story

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you would never hear from a local
New Orleans news outlet. No, they

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got other stuff going on. So
they say the drones. See, I

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guess their police department would actually encourage
this kind of behavior. Yeah, but

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they're saying drones dropped many of these
and that's how they got on top of

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the water tower. Like what beautiful
shots have been? A Walmart drone delivery

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gone wrong? Yeah? Oh yes, by the way, on that story

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we did last week, I did
download the app. It doesn't deliver to

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the station, but well we will
get a situation where we're getting deliveries via

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drone the first day it's available.
Let me need some watermelons with around the

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building. Crazy Now. I got
on top of this two nights ago.

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And because if you guys remember,
you guys do, but our listener's out

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there. Three four months ago,
there was the python in Oklahoma and we

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had people on, Well, here
is a situation here where I started hollering

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at a couple of city officials,
including the city manager and the assistant city

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manager. Very basic. We love
to have you on to talk about the

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adult toy bandit. Brooks Mitchell did
respond, and he responded with we don't

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have anything to say at this time. So yesterday during the nine to thirty

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segment, because and I countered with
that's fine, you couldn't even jump on

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to give us some of the facts
of what has happened, hit him back

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again with the last chance sre you
don't want to give a quick briefing.

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We're a top five market, you
know, last chance incredibly threatening way to

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start at Communica. And then at
nine am yesterday on the air, we

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crafted this email to Brooks Mitchell,
the city manager of More, Oklahoma,

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that says, is there something that
you are covering up? Covering up is

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in bold. I have many acquaintances
in the area and people are speculating that

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this story somehow related to the unfortunate
MYSTERI is Turkey death of last October,

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you know, the one where the
wild turkey was hit by the car.

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I'd love to get the real information
to share with all of df W from

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people like you who are really in
the know. I'd hate to have to

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get the ferg on the case,
but I think he'd be willing to come

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on the air. All we like
is five minutes of your time, have

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a great Tuesday, and hopefully we
can coordinate something we hit go off the

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air. But nine fifty six,
At nine fifty eight, I received an

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email from Brooks, Mitchell City manager
of Kevin at this point, we think

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this is just a prank. When
I have actual information, I would be

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happy to come on your show,
to which I responded, gross. No.

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So I saw that, and sitting
on that night, I couldn't sleep.

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You were up at three point thirty, by the way I know.

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Then I responded, how do you
know because I saw an email you replied

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to it it's good. I was
like, this will be funny if I

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do it that early. Then I
responded after he said, but he said,

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at this point we think it's a
prank, I'd be happy to come

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to your show. I said,
thanks. It just feels like there has

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to be more to this story which
I listeners sent in, and that you

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get all the credit for that everything
I hit it with am I right?

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And a question mark? Did you
spell it like more? Yes? I

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put quotation marks too, and it
was it was am I right? One

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word? Yeah, I thought about
it. I went ahead and spelled its

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older fella, you know, I
get it. Then Brooks came back to

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me at twelve thirty five yesterday and
said, truly, as far as I

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know, there is not. When
I know something, I will call you,

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which is wild because he doesn't have
my number unless he does. Unless

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he does, which I guess is
possible. This guy's just shaking his head

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to refreshing his email, Like,
what the hell, Yeah, Kevin,

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that's just a prank. What else
does Brooks happen to you during the day,

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dude, Tornado preparation defense. He's
replying, He's replying to emails in

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the time that it takes to get
to the next episode of Reacher. Well,

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he's at work watching Netflix. Dang
it, hang on pause it next

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video in fifteen seconds. I guess
I'll hit Kevy oh back. So that

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about that point I kind of realized, you know what, my work is

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done here with Brooks Mitchell. He's
not gonna give us much. He doesn't

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know anything. What's going on m
HM, let's get the ferg on the

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case. So I sent out an
email to Fox twenty five's Tom Ferguson in

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the wolf I don't know. You
may know him from voices like this today

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into a spicy scavenger hunt. First, Hello, mister Ferguson. I'm Kevin

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Turner, host of the morning show
on nine. He's having one of the

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freaking now so you played the audio
of your news report on the adult toy

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bandit which it's not out of bandits're
stealing them, he's giving them away,

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Robin Hood. Will you be willing
to call into our show tomorrow morning to

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discuss the latest the Robin Hood.
I'm sorry, take it back, Robin

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Hood and the Prince of Uh,
don't don't try to try to advance the

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joke that wasn't good to begin with. It rhymes with thieves in search of

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the queue go, we got it? You're so, Tom Ferguson. I

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said that to see if you go
on the show right, And an impatient

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Kevin woke up this morning and said, you know what, I don't like

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that Fergie is not has it gotten
back to me about this important story,

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And I'm not gonna this is now
five days. This has been in the

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news, okay, and they're now
trying to distance There's been no updates,

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there's been no news about it,
nothing more. So we did a story

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that just goes away, and I'm
trying to fight this. In this world,

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we have short news cycles, but
we're not finishing stories. And then

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Finisher went to war. Hello Tom, seeing that you didn't reply to my

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initial email yesterday, it makes me
think there might be something y'all are covering

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up what I have many acquaintances in
the area and people were speculating that this

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story somehow related to the unfortunate,
mysterious turkey death in the last October,

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you know, the one where the
wild turkey was hit by the car where

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you left out other important details put
him on the spot there. I'd love

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to get the real information to share
with with all of DFW from people like

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you who are really in the know. I'd hate to have to get city

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manager Brooks and Mitchell on the case. We are finding your evasiveness concerning All

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we would like is five minutes of
your time to tell your truth. Have

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a great Wednesday, and hopefully we
can coordinate something. Thanks. So we

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patiently await an email from the Ferg. Now that's where we're at right now.

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That's where we're at now, and
we're pinging threats between the Ferg and

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Brooks Koepka. Oh my god,
I'd hate to have to involve. Was

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it Brooks The probably just had a
day off or something. You know,

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he's got this super ominous email,
like, what the hell? It's not

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related to a turkey that got hit
four months ago. No one's brought that

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up, but you where you left
important details out about what happened to that

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day of turkey. And he's like, what what's next in the story?

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Guy dropped a dell on the water
tower. It's really funny, this this

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turkey conundrum that went down last October, which I'll never forget for whatever reason.

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Yes, that's fateful day in October
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lost our wild turkey at this intersection. For them to reference that, make

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that a reference point, that must
have been a big deal. They did

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that in town, they did they
might have done it. You know what

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I'm saying though, is that ye
for them to cide an intersection, you

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know, the intersection, the one
or the wild turkey that got run over

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by a car and was killed.
There's a quick look October Fox twenty five,

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October twelve. Turkey chases pedestrians,
stops traffic, nothing more than that.

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Are you trying to find the wild
turkey story? Umm? Yeah,

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we can find I think you can
find the fur reporting it is the fur

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reporting on it. Actually, yeah, by this is turkey has been evening.

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You could predict it pretty clearly.
Uh, let's see here, it's

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gonna load an ad for fifteen seconds. You can see in the background city

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officials scraping up what's left of the
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So this is just the story.
This is not the story of it

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being killed. It's just the story
of it existing. So let's hear a

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couple of seconds of that. He's
on the loose, rough on some feathers

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in the south Oklhom City more areas
come something more of a local celebrity as

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onlookers that started posting videos of sightings
all over social media. Yeah, let's

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freaking Fox twenty fives. Tom Fergus
and Udriens is lie from the turkeys current

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trotting grounds near western of one nineteenth
So Tom, what's that feathery fello been

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up to? Hopefully not running a
fowl? Why? Yes, well I

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didn't been wedder. You might be
wondering where Tom to Turkey as he's so

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called is right now, And we
spotted him zooming in. He's actually perched

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on top of that stoplight. He's
sitting there on a red light. So

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yeah, but then, so that's
October twelfth from the Ferg. The last

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story that I saw in that damn
Turkey was October thirtieth, beloved OKC Turkey

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viral on social media, hit and
killed by car. Oh no, please

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tell me the Ferg's gotta it's not
the ferg though. Oh no, Yeah,

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he let other people in his town
go take his story. And that's

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what I'm talking about. We have
to hold the media accountable, and that's

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what I'm doing. We need Tom
Ferguson to call in or come give us

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the latest. I've checked by junk
Melage to make sure you know that it

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didn't you know, go there,
by the way, if y'all ever wandered

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a fun exercise, go check your
spam mail and then read that on the

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air. Good God, if it
comes to that, I'll probably be at

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my desk with the box, yeah, filling it up, reading our spamming

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nails on the air. No,
I'm not interested in local older women.

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For that. To me, I
will afford that team. So there is

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your update so far, couple of
texterers. I love that this is the

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most important thing. You know,
we've been talking about tinkering that segment.

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Though maybe it's the breakfast boner.
Oh that's funny, dude, never stop

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on this case. You are the
story finisher. Yeah, you are the

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news finisher, and the news finisher. That's it. Well, we're only

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the fifty yard line of this one, boys, and I think with the

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we might be had our own five
yard line. This could go deep.

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It's gonna take. It's gonna take
a phone in from the ferg to get

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us anywhere near the red zone.
Yes, at least you got the city

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manager willing to call in. I
mean he said he do it. I

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just want to get a city manager
on it. Ask him the most inappropriate

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adult sex toy questions and just see, like, what are we talking about

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your rubber fist? Are we talking
about some type of vibe? You know?

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Just see what he's got. We'll
see birthdays. A ton of them

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today, guys, ton of big
birthday, happy birthday celebrities. Let's go

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on order of you say that at
the beginning to cover it all. You

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did, good job. Yeah,
I don't want to do it individually.

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Let's think about those we've lost.
First, Andy Kaufman would have been seventy

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five. I think you mean Andy
Kaufman is seventy five. Oh yeah,

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it's gone. Sing the Jim Carrey
absolutely in this right, beautiful Dave Chappelle.

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Just if you watch his new Netflix, he starts off with a bit

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on that, Wow, it's fretzy, so good. It's funny, just

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talking about he got invited to meet
Jim Carrey and he loves Jim Carrey.

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He's so excited. But when he
got to meet him, he was on

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set as Andy Kaufman and he was
staying in character the whole time, and

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David, pretty widely known, kind
of pissed. Yeah, He's like,

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I wanted to meet Jim Carren sucks
or he's here, he has to meet

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Jim Carret. Boy. He sure
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Chappelle sure does lean into the trans
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get in on that. It's funny
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funny. No, I will,
I'll watch it. That's part really specific.

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It's actually probably the least funny part
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bunch of new comedy specials. See
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God Lee, that's it. Wow. So that means he was like seventy

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five ish when he died. That
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five six seven years ago. Yeah, something like that. Don Zimmer

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would have been ninety two. Oh
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ever think of is the Saturday Night
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and killing him down. He twisted
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just rolling like a ball down a
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don't you, Horatio Sands playing Gon
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Oh dear, you threw me on
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keeps getting up, he keeps just
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ground. It's pretty good. Fifty
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been ninety seven. Dang, let's
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a little otherwise. Yeah, dude, you've heard it. It's perfect,

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it's beautiful. It's like she's back, It's like she never left. Betty

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White would have been one o two. Damn did she make it two hundred?

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She was a week away, and
wasn't she a week away from the

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Betty White hundred birthday special? That's
right? Yeah, she just didn't want

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to go to her party and they
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thing too? Madden? They aired
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later, right that the Madden dog. Yeah, al capone would have been

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one twenty five and Benjamin Franklin of
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Thank you for your support. Yes, the punctual plumber, um.

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Ben Franklin was a rebel. Indeed, he liked to get naked and smoke

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on the weed. Calvin Harris is
forty the DJ. Yes, he was

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married to someone hot and famous.
Well, so Taylor, Taylor's cheated on

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him with someone he's not pants DJ? Is he he's not pants DJJ?

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Danny, Yeah, it's wrong with
you? Maybe so was it Taylor Swift?

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Then he wasn't married. He's had
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Dwayne Wade forty two, known mostly
as the host of the Cube. Uh

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we can all yell at Dwayne Wade
rightly, so, but the Cube is

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pretty fun watch. Yeah, and
you know what, he's a good player.

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So yeah, he was really good. You know ray J's forty three

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started it all? Man? What's
the second thing anyone here knows? Most

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Brandy's cousin. Oh really he started
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brother, Yeah, yeah, brother, Like were it not for ray

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J? No, Paris Hilton's was
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I'm talking about started it all for
that empire? Oh oh, the Kardashian

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I don't think. I do not
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dollar industries and cosmetic lines and reality
shows. Were it not for that tape?

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Yeah? I agree, although they
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just because connection, they're kind of
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he dated Whitney Houston before she passed
away. I'm told I wonder if he

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had to assist her in her constipation
problems. Zoey Dishri Bobby, did you

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know that story? Don't? Yeah, she would get so impacted down there

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from all of the crack that he
would have to manually go in and help

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clear out the anoose. Got it
dry? You out? Man? That's

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true? Why would you admit to
that if it was? Some prunes have

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a raisin Zoe distroin now forty four
star of New Girl formally Married to Deathcat

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for Cutie lead singer Ben Gibbert.
Quirky and fun, kind of quirky,

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funny, Eh, I don't know, weird guys. New Girl's not bad,

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though, Will John's fifty three?
Yeah, I've told you before.

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I once held Little John's chalice at
the at the Billboard Musical Awards at his

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peak. Did it have liquid in
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I don't know, Cator, Why
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It's gotta be red wine with the
chalice. It does the time. It

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can be Champagne, could be brandy, but he was. He was a

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big like a big boy. No, no, like a huge just his

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window to the wall is that.
Yeah. You'll be seeing him in about

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three three weeks for the super Bowl
halftime show. All right, Yeah,

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he'll come up with usher and do
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do. Yeah, Kid rocks fifty
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my favorite shoots. It's just what
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But when you do this, when
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You see that bullets are coming in
from another couple of guns off to the

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side. It wasn't even him,
and you can see that he's missing.

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See his professional shooters are really destroying
the bud light. Can I say,

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Ba with the Ba is a pretty
banging song. You wanted to be a

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cowboy? Baby? You like that
one too? No? No, it

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is pretty badass. The bang,
the bang, diggy diggy. Okay,

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there's now it's very limp biscuit.
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Yeah, okay, I don't know
what He shout outs all his heroes at

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the methadone clinic. I don't know
when that came out. I was like,

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let's pretty play that anytime. I
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get mad at kid rock for whatever
reason. Right. I always thought he

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was a looney tune, a terrible
actor, and Joe Dirt, But that's

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just me. Like Ba with the
Ba Michelle Obama sixty Happy Birthday, He's

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ripping an actor that was in Joe
Dirt. Joe Dirt's amazing movie. Joe

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Dirt is actually really good. Don't
judge the acting in Joe Dirt Almos where

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we make it. Don't do any
more Joe Dirt lines. Jim Carrey is

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sixty two. WHOA alright, then
do one? It feels good. What's

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his current? I mean he was. He spent no better chunk of a

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decade as the highest paid actor in
the world. Does he do stuff now,

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Jim Carrey? I really know,
not lately. But did he just

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go go kind of nuts and get
serious and then real serious and existential now

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for fifteen years? Though, I
guess he just reached max money, right,

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And I don't want to dance for
you idiots anymore. Not a bad

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movie. Him with Zoe Deschanell in
the movie Yes Man, where he has

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to say yes to everything. Not
bad. I'm seriously, it's not bad.

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Chilie Davis is sixty four. We
got a hustle here, Suzannah Hoff

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sixty five, Danny, Steve Harvey
sixty seven, I'll be damned, Steve

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Earl sixty nine, Mary Povich eighty
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for a here because he's ninety three
Today, Ladies and gentlemen, the iconic

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James Earl Jones. You're a sad
devotion to that. Nope, not the

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audio A wanted screw it. When
he says in Field of Dreams, he

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goes, oh people will come,
Ray, people will most definitely come.

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You like that? It is I
just melts my heart every time. Coming

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up next, should these cowboys free
agents stay or should they go? And

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we are talking about a couple lifers
here next on ninety seven one the Freak