Oh intro just didn't want to play. It's just like I clearly clean,
like I clearly hit the button. Are we here now? Music? I
don't don't like it, just didn't. I literally I clearly hit it.
And it's just like, no, that might be where I ain't got nothing
to do with nothing. That's just the radio. That's just the radio station
telling me, hey, you got this photo opening. You ain't been here
in a while. We're good. That's literally all this is. We're good
up here, good, we fixed what was good on everybody. Welcome to
another day? Was a death fresh shold as I missed a tone death.
I am extremely exhausted because I'm still in the building from like two days ago.
I hope he took a shower now. I actually went home. But
you know, like when you when you be at a place so long and
you go home and immediately fall asleep, and then you feel like, damn,
I didn't never leave. That's the vibe I got right now. Like
I know I left. I don't feel like I never left. I just
feel like I never left. But I'm joining with my partner in crime,
who he too just gotta want from me. I don't think them the normal
buttons. How they black that maybe they are right? Really just got an
updated you know, tim me to be putting shu yesterday and they suck again
today. That's a factor like your son. Oh yeah, that's a that's
ninety four feet buttons. That's what the hells are. But I seem to
pertain, huh that it seems to pertain. Yeah, it made sense,
like because I've been watching basketball like that suck. But they played a night,
don't day or they played tomorrow, play tomorrow. They played tomorrow.
Bucks was the last game on the docket. Yeah, I'm not doing too
good right, I mean we three minutes left in the in the third we
only down by eight ten y You know in basketball, that's those leads are
not answer amountable. The more you watch basketball crazy Like I was watching a
couple of nights ago. I was watching the Denver Nuggets in the Minnesota Temple.
It was like that. Man, I said the same because playoff,
right is if this was regular season? No way, no way, I'm
sitting all right. Let me ask you this question. Would you watch a
Denver Nuggets regular season game? Absolutely not? Or in a e W rampage
episode? Damn? Who are the Nuggets playing? Just that you turn it
on who they playing? O't know who are they playing? Determines whether I'm
staying or from changing the channels the Denver nega. Okay, let's look at
it like this. So it's a conference game, that's all I'm saying.
It's a conference game. That's Oh wouldn't I might watch the Nuggets game because
if it's regular season, it's only really two channels that play basketball because I
don't have NBA TV, sorry to hear that, so I can only get
basketball either on ABC, ESPN, or TNT. I'm sorry. The street
channels. Now they're gonna play on prime time, which either these channels they're
not gonna play no slouches. Oh speaking to rampage. I think that shits
so right now? Why would Yeah? That's right because yeah, especial because
of the game yesterday. But yeah, like I just I was watching the
Denver Nuggets and then like they're supposed to be the best team in like the
Western Conference, and they was whipping their ass like I was. It was
like midway through the second I think that was down by like twenty five.
I was like, this game is this game is pretty much over like they
just gonna keep putting their foot on their neck and like they're gonna blow them
out. I went downstairs to smoke. I came back and I'm like,
oh, this is like it was like a tie game. I'm like,
oh, okay, Denver, you're a trash. No. Sometimes some times
niggas come Bro. Have you seen the roster of the Minnesota Chell Bro I
couldn't. Yeah at my point exactly, so thet time I knew who played
chem Garnett was there. Nigga, nobody knows who's come back from twenty five.
Niggas is trash, you know the last and this the nigga y'all want
to get an MVP two for the third year in a row. Hey man,
joker, Look just everything that you're saying right now is the reason why.
Because think about it, no one gave it. Damn no one cares.
We still don't care. Niggas ain't never won ship, but now hit
a number umber one seed in the West, Okay, And that's why,
that's why this would be a good conversation for like ninety four. But we're
gonna have it. They got they got a hold of stuff already. If
you are the MVP of something that means you are the best, not really
hold on right if if we have a stretch of eighty two games and you
play seventy five and you the best, you're the best over this season.
Cool, understandable. You should get the award. Now You've got this award
twice, and when you go back, you look at the numbers, you
weren't the best player this heater. You're not the best player this year.
That's what I'm saying, is like, we're giving you this award and you
No one has ever said Nicolay is top five player in the NBA. I
mean, if you don't really watch basketball, you're not gonna I do.
But I just see Joker. You go by the names Joker. He's cold.
But like if Tone, if I was to tell asked, Tone,
give me your top five basketball players right now, I don't think he's in
your top five. He might be like eight to ten because you might run
out of niggas, but he's not nobody to stop five. Okay. So
I feel where you coming from, and I rock with your your POV.
But the NBA hands out that awards not because you, as an individual person
play ball like none other they hand that award out because you made the biggest
impact on any team this year, the old team. If they take and
I hate to say this, if they take Joker out the equation and sit
him anywhere else, Joker would improve those other teams, but the team he's
on would drop tremendously. Therefore, he is always going to be looked up
as an impact player and he's gonna get the MVP because Game two for the
Bucks proved why Yannis is not this season MVP because he was gone the whole
game and we still bust the ass. Meaning Milwaukee just has a solid team
built around a great player. So does Denver not really if you take Joker
is actually no, no, no, you're not for to discredit none of
the rest of the nause. The team is actually good. The team.
He's just he's a good player on a good team. He's a great he's
a great player. But if we're gonna talk about a team ball, then
Yannis should be the MVP because not only were we the first in the East,
were the best team in the whole fucking NBA. And that is the
uni verse. So argument, I'm not disagreeing that Joker should have it participation
award. I'm not saying that joker deserves it. I'm just saying I understand
why they gave it to him the way they ain't do these awards. They
didn't change. That's what I'm saying. Because that's the case. Then Lebron
broke a record, Let's give him an award. Yeah, he gets a
participation award. He got it. He's an all time leading the score.
Ain't nobody gonna break that record in another thirty years because the only active player
that's close to Lebron is Kevin Durant and he's still like fifteen. But I'm
we're saying active, you don't know what there's a new record out there because
there may be that one young nigga. Ain't nobody right now. Ain't nobody
touching Lebron scoring record for another thirty year? Ain't taking consideration. Lebron kind
of cheated you started the league at eighteen, That's not I said, kind
of cheated. No, he didn't cheat. Everybody that had everybody that had
that record. Okay, I take that back. Lebron has an asteris by
his name, how because everybody else started the league after Why this, Kevin?
Why is Kevin Garnett and not the top five all the time leading scoring
because he played in Minnesota. Then that should be the fucking point. Then
was who we passing the ball to besides you? He's the big man though
he he doesn't have the A. And then he went to Boston, Yo.
Then he went to Boston where niggas actually played some real ass ball.
You remember what you did last week? No, I don't remember. You
don't remember what you did last week. We just know that what you did
last week, I'm not gonna let you do it this week. Just for
the sake that this is a podcast, I don't know. Don't argue the
other side, bro, just for the sake that it's a podcast. How
many times you say some show I'm gonna be the devil's advocate here like some
so you do ain't not the podcast? The fuck is wrong at you because
some shit just ain't argue. How are you gonna sit here and call yourself
the podcast but you don't want to properly pod? No, I told you
not to play You're not You'll be on bullshit? Bro. He's defending r
Kelly. No, you was defending the shut out to Dolly lu he's a
nasty nigga. Y'all don't understand the world that man comes from. Yeah,
I suck my tongue. Is who translated that if they got it wrong,
because they should be fired too, ain't niggas. It's a gang of niggas
that are translating the Bible wrong. Bro, So anybody can suck up.
You know. He's like he's like man loving peace. He was like,
yeah, that nigga said suck my tongue, Like, wait, what not
speaking of pause? He probably says speak peace or speak love. And nigga's
read it wrong. You know, it's the wild world we live in.
Can't read that wrong. You've been surprised. Man, if you ever tried
to read Chinese, if you if your pink like Tibetan, like still all
Chinese? Is that Chinese still Asian Asian? But it's not Chinese. They
are right Asian like being Asian very huge. It's all right. It's a
subculture subject like Asian being Asian and then you like, well what kind of
Asian are you? And I know that sounds rude, but but the thing
is because they also pull on Middle Eastern into that as well. Yeah,
because technic Middle Eastern and Asian and Middle Easterns refused to be referred Who are
the laos Niggers? Those are Asian? Laosians are like tall Chinese people.
So y'all not too tall? They like average, they like an average American
height. Tall? What was y'all Chinese? Yeah, but he's an anomaly
though, very much, because they're not that. I ain't never seen the
Asian that they're supposed to be that tall. And Nigga skilled too, Yeah,
gotta because if you think about it, Andre the Giant was a seppond
foot tall Frenchman. Yeah, that drank wine. Now that nigga drunk everything.
Nigga drunk bushels of wine. Literally, imagine, invite you out for
a drink. You got your little wine glass on the out the whole fucking
barrel. No, no, let's let's let's hit you with a real story.
He invites you out to drink, closes the bar down right, let's
shut it down. Nobody else can come here. He locks the door and
you Nigga's drink until you pass out because he's such a big dude. He
then, but you drunk is barely a bottle of water to him, and
he's laughing his ass off watching you get fucked up. He was torturing niggas
he wrestled with. Yeah, him pause. That's very possible because such a
that's oh that is. I mean, I wasn't thought I would have came
out with that the question, you know, brother, it's just the wrong
direction question. No, I'm just saying, bro, you asked you keep
slanging wood. I'm just saying, you get these He wasn't getting those drunk.
He was getting the niggas he wrestled with. They say he wasn't getting
them. It's how you said, wander is one time you use discretionary cautions
and pausing when you should have went full speed with the pause. See when
I don't pause, they'd be like, ohould have paused. And when I
do pause, I'm like, why do you pause everything? Well, and
that was an obvious pause. But that was an obvious stop being so gay?
That is, you know, the birth of pause came from a coment
like that. It's just the way that you know, can we say transgressionary
people transition the views its transitions have Transgression are not part of transition network transitional
transitional men yea, I hate what America's become. Why because it's so coofy
what happened when, just like they, we should probably go back to separating
everybody. No, it's not like. Look, I understand, I understand.
Everybody's not a bad idea, bro, but not in a bad way.
Back with the blacks. Put the Asians with the Asians, white with
the whites. Hey, once we put all the blacks in Naga, once
we put all the blacks on their side, y'all separate the niggas how you
fit. Just like once we put all the whites where they go, they
can sort out the crackers in the rednecks accordingly. No, I'm just saying.
All I'm saying is I kind of hold on. We here now,
so let's go ahead, let's sort this out. We got here because oh
because I was. I was before he stopped me. I was going to
take us down a dark You gotta this is how you gotta take the wheel
from some people. You know, Like when you take drivers there and you
get in the car and the driver's here, drivers gotta stiringweel on his side
too, And that's what you do. You got to bring your own car
now, Yeah, because it cost too much. You get a custom car,
mate, Uh, custom car don't fit everybody, right. But you
know, no, think about he said, hold up, we were here
now. So if America actually segregated itself back to the state where only the
kind of your kind mixed with the kind of your kind, but then there'll
be this little small pockets of like neopolitan ice cream of people those who just
refused to you know, like you've already married a white man, but you
don't want to break up the family, so we'll let y'all live in this
little reservation. So what about the people that might be like right on the
border or that where they're like getting ready to get married, but but they
decided to cut the date. And you're like, well, hold on,
they had their wedding next month, but y'all got the date for this date.
You don't get your reparations. You forfeit your reparations if you don't move
into the into the new areas. Okay, but no, you and you
know how you said, well, you don't like certain black people because sometimes
we don't not act well. If all we have is us is to depend
on us, maybe we'll fix ninety seven percent of our problems. That stop
blaming the white man, because when you think about it, our crime and
all that stuff happens because we don't have opportunities. Well, we are the
only people who could provide opportunities for each other. So there, now we
gotta hire black people who we then got to actually teach customer service and stuff
like that too. So now you have an income. We don't have to
worry about the white man shooting white cops shooting people because we only got black
cops. Now we might have a problem because I can't see too many black
people overly want to run into fires, so our fire department may be a
little iffy in the beginning. No, we got black people that want to
say no, I'm not saying you don't want to. I don't think we
have a large quantity of goaling. We got a good amount. You sure.
Yeah, Okay, I have not damn sounded wild. I have not
had them tried to talk to me. But it's my you should be.
I just turned everything down. So because we was having a little feedback.
If you don't like you switch mic fam, can't you hear me better?
Yeah, y'all gotta you know what y'all gotta get used to the fact that
everything don't have to be so goddamn loud in here to be loud. Now
we can hear you double checked it. But no, I think honestly,
if we as black people backtrack so that we ain't got we all we got
is us in every aspect, you should be good. Our judicial system will
be black. Now, we still would have a Supreme Court because if something
happens over in the white fox area and it's a law I got passed,
we should be able to get that law too if it works for us.
So we still got to have a Supreme Court. Yeah. Just imagine the
world being like separated and every vice a vice president is not just one person
anymore, but it's the president of each section. So you have the president
and then you have the multicultural vice president. Today Chappelle, I'm just saying,
no, I'm not not, because now we got some folks who don't
know how to act. Yeah, and we got it's people that don't know
how to act in all cultures. Yeah, but that's what you can We
can always say that's some white folks and then we'd be cool with that.
But if we pick somebody up in the draft and they don't know how to
act or what did we get a bad batch in the NBA. Niggas played
great draft time, then they turned into bus afterwards. So we think we
got ourselves. As we get Matthew mcconaughe hey, he's on the table,
he's like, yeah, we'll take him. He becomes a black man and
then he just becomes a lazy week bro waste of the draft. Actually,
speaking of that, as you hear about the possibility of him and Woody Harolds
some being brothers. Look fam who knows because his mom's crept out out and
it was like right around the time that they were, um his parents were
getting divorced that she actually knew. Yeah, so they're actually so also doing
a whole DNA test about it. That's funny. I only thought about Matthew
McConaughey because if you got Netflix, there's a show on TV called Agent Elvis
where dogs a secret agent and he'd be out here doing wild Ship and Matthew
McConaughey voices Elvis like Matthew McConaughey, he voices Elvis. Johnny Knoxville voices his
sidekick. Niece Nash is his uh manager, uh a few other Don Cheeto
is the man. He's basically Nick Fury, but he's he's an asshole though
it's funny as nah true, I just thought that was Sam Jackson being the
same Jackson. Sam Jackson's an asshole, Sam Samuel. Now, I'm sorry
I miss Some people are assholes. Oh absolutely, I have my mamas.
My box doesn't now and we're here again many with you. I don't have
any beef with him. I just think he's a dead just like it's one
of those Look, it's one of those like like he never did nothing to
me, but I've seen how you treat the other people, so so you
just kind of watching. I just kind of watched it, just the rude
trying to try to navigate. Make sure you don't treat me like that,
because sometimes I have to forget what I don't have to. Sometimes I tend
to forget where I work at, like yeah out there, yeah, like
because when they say something then like you stuck, I turned I turned black
on man, like my nigga come out and I'm like, yo fn,
what excuse me? Damned up talking to Oh no, no, I didn't
mean it like that to one. I didn't mean it an what you're saying
for you adn't mean it like that. You don't mean you people. You
know, that's the easiest one to get some shit started. Like you personally
as a black person knows that whatever they just said really don't bother you.
But the fact but you you, well you people like I do it.
I do it all the time. That is the biggest day. They look
at her response, just like, oh my god, the one my ambs
got to make it about race. It's not about It's like, it's not
about I be like, well, if it's not about race, what is
it about? Because last time I checked, I was the only nig gonna
stand and any given time in this steward. Well the question once again,
it's for you people, the Asian community. I got. That's like what
you say, speaking of the Asian community, have you watched the new Netflix
show Beef being okay form what I've heard, I've heard it. I started
watching it because I love me some ALII wom like, he's fucking funny as
hell to me. The irony behind this whole show was that we're gonna have
to cancel it. No, no, no, no, I didn't watch
it. Yet, Well, get get ready because we have to cancel it.
But here's the reason why. Well I'm not too quick to cancel shit.
Sometimes racial shit needs to be said about. We're gonna have to cancel
this show, but the whole show. The whole show starts. This is
the funniest shit in the world. It all starts because two Asians almost got
to an accident and we all know the stereotype about Asians and driving. That's
the whole thing that that before I even really got into the show. That
was the first thing that started making me laugh to depth about the show.
So why do we have to cancel the one? So one of the dudes
on the show, like he was on the podcast. I don't know if
there was recent or a few years ago whatever, but he was on the
podcast like openly admitting to like raping. Oh my, yeah, see that's
not cool. Did you hear the whole podcasting to somebody? Just clip it
because you gotta be careful with them. Clips bucks to take some shit out
of content and clip it like thinking about what you need? Tell you that
I only get hard by forcing women. I don't go funck. How you
chop that up? That's wrong. I'll what the whole clips there is there
is no but there is no moon walking out of the ship like that.
Like I gotta hear the whole. I don't give a fuck how you clipping?
You telling me you forced the woman to do anything? It's wrong on
any level. I don't. I don't care how you clipping. But what
if they what if it's one of those what if it's one of those fetishes,
my nigga. But if it's one of them, domin dominatrish, I'm
not saying that it is. Believe it or not, it ain't legal.
Correct if they already consent to when they roll playing, my nigga? Different
if you're getting them massige, you'd be like this massige would be a lot
better if you put your hand on my dick and she says no, all
bets off after that, and you still okay? Why here stop? How
many times have niggas given a woman a massage and all of a sudden somehow
they thumb end up in you key word you just said, you're a woman.
If it's if it doesn't, if I'm not mistaken, and you can
quote me on this, it doesn't matter if it's your girlfriend, your woman,
your wife. If she doesn't want to do it and you still make
her do it, is that not still right? That is still right?
But if based on how you talking, ain't no, but based on how
you led what you just said, it was your woman. It doesn't matter
if she did your woman say stop or just yes, I'm playing. If
you can't be her, it's still based on how you're talking. I mean,
but right though, it's still it's right, it's still right. It's
still right. That's what I'm saying that in that right again, But don't
care how you clip it. If a bit said no and you can tell
you you that's why you just said, but it's your That's why I said,
because he could have been talking about that woman. And some was in
the massage part. He's done with all Red Tom. Some of the massage
parts had a happy ending. My guy. She said, no, gotta
hear the whole clip. You all I'm saying is I gotta hear the whole
clip. It's too much. We canceled too much shit based off of just
parts of where we're here. Look at Jonathan majorhole situation right now. That's
as far keep your hands off the white woman he married her or dating her
with his girlfriend. It was his woman that he fucked up where he started
fucking white women. It was his one thing says all the time, I
don't trust white woman. I don't. As soon as Day was like,
yeah, we canceling John the merge, I like, that's that shit Tom
were talking about. That's why I don't trust white women. And he's not
wrong. Like, didn't it. We even had the restructs of the whole
fucking MCU for this white bench. Did you know that Day's gonna do a
multiverse and flip it that Franklin Saint is conqueror. Hey, I'm not here
for that. I'm not here for that. I'm not gonna not the way
Snowfall ended. I'm not gonna have Franklin Saints. So can I say this,
I've never watched No Fall was great. You know what, now that
it's done, we should probably go back on and you can watch it consistently
through on Hulu. Give it about to give it to the end of the
summer. When your board turned on, start watching it. It's a great
watching some great writing John Singleton. This is some of his top work.
I just hate when the black community gets a hold of something. Okay,
the more I hear people like talking about it was like, yeah, Snowfall
is great. I was like, well it's done. I mean, I
watched the synopsis of the last episode, so I'm good. Because here's the
reason why I hate when black folks get a hold of stuff. Number One,
the show comes on Wednesday night. Well it did come on Wednesday night,
nine pm FX. Right. I don't know what it is about black
folks not watching TV when you're so posted to watch TV, but everybody always
wants to watch it when they conveniently want to watch it, and then have
the call Cassidy to say, don't spoil it, bitch, you should have
watched it when it was on TV. Now here's the one that pissed me
off more to anything. It's one thing when somebody on your timeline says something
or whatnot, but when you're following the actors in the last season and the
actor was like, yeah, you know, I had a great run with
y'all. This was my favorite episode. You know. I hate I had
to go out, but you know it was a great run. Shout out
to John single ten. And the next day after this is what this person
puts on their Instagram showing love or a great series. People have the audacity,
how dare you spoil the show? Bitch? This was my swan song.
I could say the funk I want on my last episode. Yo.
TV really makes you hate the Internet because they'd be like, don't spoil it.
But you will sit on Facebook all day If you know the show you
love to watch comes on Friday, niggas, you're not gonna be able to
catch it on Friday Sunday until Sunday. Stay off the internet, Stay away
from places where you know people talk about it. Black hashtags. Unfollow that
nigga who can't can't hold water? Yeah and see but even right but Minte
even he lies so you can't even believe it when he posts it like niggas
on the Internet asked for too much. Look, we give you niggas three
day grades on Marvel movies because most of the real Marvel fans. If we
have you know, the means we're gonna see this shit on Thursday. Yeah,
you motherfuckers have between Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Maybe even a Tuesday.
I might. I might give you to a Tuesday to see this movie.
Wednesday if you ain't seen it, I don't give a fuck no more
talking about it, y'all see that part why down this movie? This movie
is now on Disney Plus you're still telling me not the spoiling fan say,
but that's just how they are with TV watching period. I guess folks are
so hell bent on watching things exclusively via Netflix and Hulu that you guys don't
realize a lot of the stuff that you guys go crazy for. It's already
on regular TV, and it's been on for a while, because I remember
when everybody jumped on the All American Crave. Yeah, it was on CW
for at least three whole seasons before most of you niggas even knew it existed.
I don't, but I knew it was coming around, watched it for
a while. Now I already stopped by the time everybody else started. I
was like, like when they were talking about certain things, it was like
And the only reason why I did catch what I caught because heavy DC shows
was on CW. So All America will either come on after it one time,
or I think it replaced one whole day to begin with, because they
couldn't. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with c They just wouldn't
keep shit on the same day. But nothing in the world. Um,
and then everybody's all of a sudden all about All America, how great it
is and who this was? Like butt, you've been done with the series
like three three months ago if y'all just now on season two and I don't
even like this show like that? Like and then when, because when when
somebody falls in love with a show, they won't let other people not care
about the show, like I don't care for All American Homecoming, didn't care
for All America. I'm not a bad person. I liked Velma. I
don't give a fuck if you never watch it. Black One, No,
it was a cartoon on HBO Max. I felt like looking at it,
I felt like she was black. No, she wasn't black. She's uh
because Mina Kouni not Kunis. Uh. What's the chick from that New Girl?
Damn, she's Middle Eastern. But I'm trying to remember the name Mendy.
Yeah, Mindy is her character, so whatever Mindy is is what she
is. Oh, it was hilarious. It was fucking hilarious. Dog.
They rewrote the whole storyline just look at it from like Velmo's perspective. Yes,
there's something completely it's it's from Velmo perspective. It's basically how the game
comes together. It's updated, but it's it's wild. It was one of
the few times where the LBGT snuck their way until a show that never was
there to begin with. And I'm okay with it. I'm not gonna tell
you watch it, Doug, because I'm not. It's Belman, Daphne Ben
do it. I felt like they was doing some but you know, hey,
thank you, thank you, HBO. It's funny. So Shaggy,
I don't think Shaggy is officially there. There's another dude who's there instead,
but he got a lot of the opposite qualities of Shaggy. Now that really
were saying, I say, it's technically not there. Velma is her mom
got killed when they were kids. So Velma's been spending her whole life trying
to find her mom because she don't believe her mom is dead. Okay,
you gotta have the you gotta have the original mystery, Fred, the original,
It's the original mystery. Daphne and Velma used to be best friends growing
up, but but when Velma got sold, just enthralled and trying to solve
her mom's mystery. They stopped being cool. Daphne became popular, of course
because she was on the cheer team, and Velma just became the weird kid
at school. Fred is the richest fuck, but he's dumb as fuck.
M dumb as fuck, but he's not. But he's not the kind of
dumb whereas in like you don't know two plus two, he's dumb, Like
you've been taking kids. Yeah, you've been taking care of all your life.
You don't know how to not not have money or somebody taking care of
you. And it's funny because his dad wants him to be a real man,
but he won't be a man because it's so soft as shit, because
he wants him to be the heir to the Scot form of fortune. Yes,
it's the family business there, Like what gangster nigga wear ascot he's not
gangster, but his dad is a man's man. That's funny, So it's
funny. It's the most interesting man in the world. He looked like him
too. It's funny as him. But slide all kind of racial ship it
is, but it was it's a funny ass show. Like I didn't expect
it to be funny. I just decided to watch you one day. But
you know what made me watch it one the same people who made the Harley
Quinn Show may make this. That's what made me watch it. But speaking
about HBO, so apparently they gonna change their name again to Max. So
basically what happened is, I guess, once again, a bunch of congomerates
decide to come together and they're bringing everything together. So what used to be
now Discovery Plus is now going to be combined with HBO Max. So now
you're gonna have this twenty dollars app. So it's going up about five six
bucks and you're getting literally everything in a minute. It's gonna be cable by
itself at the rate it's going because all you need, because all you need
is the Max app and then if you think about it, get the Disney
Hulu ESPN package and you honestly don't need cable this. I feel like I
feel like gonna take your take, your approach or how you saying like YouTube
should do, because like when you was telling me about the YouTube TV and
then I thought about, I'm like, what device don't come with YouTube.
I don't understand why YouTube is on every device. YouTube is on every device.
For a brief moment in time, you can always find four things on
every device, Prime video, YouTube, some form of HBO, and Netflix.
They were always on everything. It'll be shitty ass TVs that are nowhere
near fucking smart, but you got these four apps there. That's what.
And that's the number one reason why everybody uses Netflix, because it's always just
been there. I've seen Netflix on devices that give you the shittiest of qualities,
but Netflix is there. I think GPS is come on YouTube and I
don't know why. Oh, because think about it, your car breakdown,
you might need to just go on YouTube to you figure out figure it out.
You're changing your alternator from a YouTube videos kind of crazy. It's what
I can see when I can't figure some shit out out. Definitely, when
I first got the Impola, I forgot it with sub under hood I need
to fix. I just took my phone out, turned to YouTube, bone,
sat there and just can't rewind the video until I got done. YouTube
is like I've definitely graduated from YouTube University of Absolutely, you can't technically,
you can't do because it's forever. It's always something new to learn on there.
Bro. If you ever get bored just typing a random thing, and
there's videos for it, even got shit on that I ain't think it would
show. I thought, you know what if YouTube decide to expand they need
to change their name the rabbit hole, because sometimes that might be that can
go whoa pause? You gotta throw yourself shodn't kick my shoe twice? I
think, I think I I won't. I usually I ain't got no shoes
on, but I got shoes usual to kick my shree I do. Let
me keep my feet over here then my fault. No, no, I'm
kicking j Did you did you get the restot? I did not. I
clicked on it and it kept on saying that it wasn't able to complete the
command that I requested on what we can do? I'll get the shoes,
yeah, Jordan, I was speaking of quick. Did I ever see you
the link to the Tone Death radio website? I think you did. Did
you take a look at it? We have a website. No, not
the website, I just only the radio. But not okay, website work,
nigga. I gotta have some place for people to listen. And then
he also got that camera over there too. What's going on? Oh,
that's just because it put monologue somebody's working on, Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody
subscribing anything like that? For me? Nobody wants as much as y'all sit
here and say that there's a lane for stuff. Let's keep it a buck,
ain't. It's very rare to me, like you, it's very rare
spaces that people think could be successful and they're not, Like, I get
it. You got a few freaks out here who like beat pictures, but
let's keep it a buck. It is not a billion dollar industry that people
are expecting to break. I don't think so. But here, but here's
the thing though. Here's here's the thing though, bro, Just like titties
and ass, not everybody's looked good. That's so not everybody can just be
like, ooh, I gotta pay the bills this money. Let me go
ahead and send some peak picked out your peak don't look good, my guys,
just because her feet don't look good, her feet look good, she's
making profit. It's just like only fans. Not everybody wants to watch random
people have sex. Trust have a conversation. But ain't nobody right. And
here's my thing about that now, like, yes, you do have people
who want to have just regular only fans, but the stigma now on only
fans is some kind of nudity, some kind of fucking, some kind of
squirting has to be going on in order for me to even give a damn
about your only fans. There's no more days of just or I'm gonna sit
here in lingerie and I'm gonna cook some breakfast for you. Yes, you
may get two or three people, but you're not gonna be profitable. Okay,
you're not gonna be profitable. Take that shit to like Audible Live or
some shit like that. See, I don't even know you know what fan
base is actually where black people should be at because it's a black owned app.
It looks exactly like TikTok with a little sprinkle with Facebook on it,
and you get one hundred percent profit for anything you monetize on there. By
the way, I do actually have a fan base, So do I,
you know, put that out there. I think I have one of the
original fan basis congratulating I was on the ground floor in my black planted years
when I was on the ground floor fan base. I really haven't done anything.
I haven't done any yet. Basically, some black guy sat down was
like, I'm tired of opening all these goddamn different apps and basically just made
one that looks and feels like all of them together. But I forgot he's
somebody famous son though. Yeah, well, I mean that's how you forced
to do it. But not mad at him. He just got to work
on his marketing. I like TikTok. It feels he's got a TikTok vibe
to it too. TikTok. Hey, I posted a real the other day.
It got over two hundred likes, and I'm happy because it keeps fucking
telling me that hey man, moth people don't get one another. I'm getting
there, bro. Let me get use to this dude, like I'd be
excited with like when I see like I make a TikTok mother, I ain't
gonna I ain't going a viral. But enough motherfucker saw it is. You
agree. I think I'm gonna start a tick. I don't think I'm gonna
actually physically start using my TikTok channel. Now, you just gotta because I
think what I'm gonna do is with the radio station. I'm gonna find some
songs that people just really didn't understand what was being said, and we're gonna
dissect it. Boy like, oh, most definitely Bank the Legion. That
is a crackhead if I've ever seen no Hello, but see the thing is
a difference between that is the video versus a song because the song, of
course, the video definitely has a stalker. Yeah, you watch the video.
I mean if you think about crimea River the same way. Crimea River
is a song about breaking up with a chicken. She wants to come back.
Meanwhile, the video, on the other hand, you're stalking this bitch
the whole video. Yeah, but chiking a blind girl? Is that really
stalking because she couldn't see him coming regardless, You're right, she couldn't see
him coming, which is even more creepy, Like what are you doing?
You're watching some writer. I can't see that you watch them, but I
can feel you because they got you know, okay, since we since we
he was hella close, since we're talking one and I know in doorways just
hello, so one. I asked the reader question yesterday after she finished recording.
I'm gonna ask you this question. I need you to be one with
me, truthful, don't allow outside judgments or anything for you. I just
want I don't even want to know, just want to know honest opinion.
All right, Okay, who had the best versa international player best verse?
And don't let don't have the video in your head. What's the criteria.
No, it's just what your opinion, your honest opinion, what you felt
who had the best verse? And what's funny is that actually, when I
was at the gym that came on, I don't know where I was plopped
on the other day. For the way that I like to consume my hip
hop and my rap, I would probably say, bumb Okay, we're not
saying you wrong. It's just that personally, when we were sitting here,
the video in Andre three thousand verse perfect. So if you're going based off
the video, his verse is the best verse. But if you just listen
to it, you can take that nigga completely out. And it's a whole
nother song about some players. Shit. It's a whole three verse track about
some pimp shit. I went, I'm like, oh yeah, so I'm
wondering, dude. Three thousand and right because he knew what the video was
gonna be. I hate like hip hop and him what. Yeah, Like,
I'm not I'm not saying that now. I'm not saying that we don't
love and I feel like Andrew two thousands really good at what he does.
But like I like to put Andre three thousand and like the Lauren Hill category
of life to me. And when I say that, it's like, I
feel like people give you far too much and you haven't to me, this
is just me personally. You haven't done enough to get to deserve the credit
that we're giving you. Like our cast was great, our cast was very
great. Undrew two thousand is awesome when he's standing next to Big Boy and
then we're calling you one of the best rappers and then you won't even give
us a solo effort. I'm not putting Andre three thousand and none of the
categories with all the rest of these niggas who have prosperous solo careers because he
hasn't had. You won't give me if I Drew two thousand gave us one
solo product, just one. You give us one and your credit is restored.
You go right back on this top fire category with rappers. I don't
think he even if he were to do that, I still think he's gonna
have people on there. No, no, I'm not. I'm not saying
that it's not gonna be like a J Cole like solo. No no,
I don't want you. I don't want you to give me some shit with
out features. It's just when I look at this, when I go to
download, when I got to listen to it on Apple, it needs to
say Andre three K and then whatever the titles project is. You gotta have
as many features as you want to. But it's like how I can open
Apple and type in big Boy and then I will get all of Big boys
solo projects as well as that's an outcasts as much as we want to give
him that, It's basically what happened was Andre did a solo project, and
they say, Yo, we could make so much more money if Big Boy
does a solo project, because because if it flopped, it's just an outcast
project. Niggas can continue to go back to where they was to call it
a day. But both of them actually got grade review. I mean it
went fucking diamond. On the side of the project was dope, which I
feel like, or the birth of Drey. We didn't have it. We
didn't have If we didn't have the love below, we wouldn't have Drake.
No, actually we wouldn't have three thousand. It wasn't for Erica, but
he was going that way anyway. Erica just fit. I just recently watched
the documentary. Andre was already sliding into his own individuality. He just happened
to meet Erica, who was on the same ship he was on that he
was going through, so they instantly clicked. It was like one of them.
He was already on his way to go. Yeah, he was already
on his way to do already because he was like because they said that the
whole entire you know, baseball jerseys and hip hop and Bicky Jean, that
wasn't really his style. He just wore that because he was poor. He
didn't got some money. We got some money and he started being with because
he likes to be for He likes to be unique, he likes to be
expressed. Because brod, we wasn't we were not ready. We are not
ready for that. He wore free pans and show the pass and then non
none when he first because everybody was like the first time we started noticing that
this nigga was different was when he walked into a beauty supply store and seeing
the hats that grandmas have bought it, and Ward and then other niggas was
wearing it. So because I clearly clearly remember sitting in college listening to uh
At Aliens and it was a gang of niggas with them, goddamn grandma hats.
Of it's not that we don't love. I personally can't put him in
the category with the rest of these niggas because I say he did great lyricist.
I'll definitely give him that as he has made some bars up is like,
bro, you just phoned this shit in. Yes, yes, he
definitely has, but he definitely got He definitely had some bars that a member.
Yemna go there, don't do that because we ain't never been talking about.
He got a homeboy named Butter and another homeboy named Cheese, and together
we can make your milk and drip down you. Why did Beyonce let that
go on her album? Because Andre was hot at the time, hot doing
what man like, I'm still forgot what they fucked this nigga. He wasn't
doing at this time. He was at home chilly, was he? But
you you complain about that. But he also had the best verse on walking
out. He had the best verse on throw some d's. He had the
best verse on what the job? So I kind of feel like it's you're
allowed to have some bad days? Yellow have you just happened to just stick
on the negatives about niggas. I just like Bay crazy his bad days and
the ship that people go crazy for. And I don't understand like the songs
that tone name when people think about Andre three thousand verses, don't nobody bring
these songs? I always bring them songs. People be like, yo,
you heard what he did on I Do with Jez. Yes I did,
And I didn't like it. It was terrible because would he be like he
was like walking up what he said and were getting this hot cross like I
mean, but when he said walking out like an usher, I could I
could see it, like, Bro, you gotta get out of here.
Bro. I felt it. And then he was talking about when I come
to your job, take a couple of corn off your cobs. I'm saying
I felt that the butterfly in the cocoons might be, but it was like
I hate Lauren Hill. You hate Lauren Hill because they put her at ghost
status off for one album and she don't. She don't come on time and
nothing. That's a fact. If she came to time. If this would
just be like, yo, I appreciate this one album Lauren Hill gave us.
I'm like, you know what I do too. But then but then
they get to talking greasy like no Lauren, he will goat No. Sorry,
I say Lauren Hill had a classic album. I'm not talking about that
is unmatched. There are other niggas that be out here saying Lauren Hill is
the goat, and I'll be like, go where I mean the same as
L they called me big L had to do it. I had to know
as much as I love you love it, some one just saying you love
it it gave me every time. I don't know none of the lyrics of
that song outside of that, but that beat was talking about nothing. I
don't know what he's saying. If the broadest thirsty I have you, I
have your man reimbursement, Like what are you talking about? So you're just
buying bitches drinks and expecting their niggas to pay you back. Shut up Todd
James something. Look, man, this is the same dude who also made
Phenomenon, so I don't expect a lot from him, and now a trash
ass and he tried to whisper. I just feel like, see, here's
another one of them niggas who was like, I'm not discounting what you did
for hip hop. I mean, he created the word goat. But yeah,
this is the only reason why we call him the goat because it this
was his thing. Okay, So personally, for me, I'll call him
a goat for three reasons. Number One, you were first solo hip hop
artists in history period. I will give him that no one else can do,
though no one else can say that you're the first solo hip hop artist
period. Okay. Two, you created and coined the Frank praise goat.
So if Wayne can run around and bling bling all his damn life, and
I would never say that nigga need to shut the fuck up. He made
the word of his kiss. Can't be mad at him. Okay, he
created the word goat. Very different, but I'm gonna let you cooking.
You know what I mean. You made the word of hers Brad what nobody
else saying they were the goat before ll greatest of all time? Okay,
everything two albums, but not when you've been around an forty years now now
and Pepe this one. As much as you may not listen to an ll
album, he has consistently gone a minimum of at least gold for every album.
But no, no, you asked me, why would he be considered
a goat? Look, I want to ask Google. I think almost every
album that's gone at least a minimum of gold, and you might be right.
Just so, those three things is why I would give him credit to
say that he's a goat. He's the cane of hip hop. He's you're
measuring stick. Are you doing better than LLL's career? Yes, you hit
goat status. I can't be I can't refute any of these points. I'm
just not calling I'm not calling him my goal. He's you're not allowed to.
He's not you're not allowed to anyway, because it's not You wasn't listening
to him before Mama said knock you out? Yo? What's the first?
That might have been the first? Like that way Mama said knock you out,
he wasn't. And that's the reason why I said, you can't call
him that because you wasn't listening to him when he was just a pure rapper.
You were listening to him when he found the ooh, bitches buy my
music. And that's why that's what I won't never say, can't round because
like I'll go back one. If you think about four three two one proved
it. That was the first time since he changed his style that he that
he went back. I never count the first one because remember, remember we
cut cannabis off the No for real, you gonna look it up. It
says four three two one. It don't say five no more, it really
don't. It only says four three. Explain to me why Master P was
here? Did he replace somebody? He replaced Cannabis because I'm like, I
just like I remember the video he was a mummy Because I'm like, I
remember when I first heard this song. I'm like, okay, this was
I think man red Man was like this cannabis? It was cannabis. Where
the fuck did Master P? Yeah, DMX, that's I think it's who
he replaced was X. Because I'm like P's in the video. I think
he replaced X. And knowing the story of X. We probably know why.
All right, X was definitely somewhere on that on that thing. It
was five like up top prominent rappers, and you called Disney from the Deep
South. He was he got has had to have some fid to represent the
South. What what did master P have to offer? The record is far
lyricism the South because he can't wrap the save. He couldn't wrap a fucking
burger. But he is the greatest entrepreneur from the hood ever because master P
got out the hood all three ways. Facts, he can't wrap, and
he can't hoop, but yet he made to the NBA, He's sold drug
and he had a successful rap career. He by definition one, he's a
goat, master piece, a goat. I just don't think he can rap
because he built the whole empire. Yeah, he just can't rap off the
back of his family and niggas from the project. Yeah. I ain't never
seen a nigga who couldn't who couldn't wrap that long in hip hop. Crazy
And even when he should have been gone wow and he was successful, he
told you yes, I mean thanks for giving anybody Grammys back then, will
no, no, no, First of all, you're not gonna take you.
Not gonna take that for the first friend. Don't have to take that
from the first friend because not my niggas are Actually jay Z has twenty three
again, they't be giving anybody grammy. Jay Z n still stood okay,
but not gonna take that. Well, you got to be high though,
I think sometimes in Grammys and they still mad because beyond I got thirty eight
Grammys, but you don't have one for album money and the P high Wood
not let that go. No DMX was on it, then it had to
be cannabis. No, Cannabis is in the video too, so is Red.
But P was not on the original song. No, he's not like
the album version of P's not there, No not, he was just in
the video. And that stupid ass different Broncos Jersey with this skull cap,
like what are you wearing? Bro like you from New Orleans? This is
New York ship and there's the safe Jersey album? Was that which was the
four five four three two one. It was a phenomena or phenomena whatever that
song is called, something like we just said that. I never forgive for
that song. It was for the bitches. It wasn't for you. I
don't even think the phenomeneine seven I don't even funny because it shows up to
different ways, just like you said. It shows up as five four three
two one and also shows up as four three two one. I don't.
I don't think women like that. They kicked Cannabis off the song. They
took a number of way because it was five people at first and that was
only four. They changed it. Damn they get terrible. They did him
wrong, like so they kicked him off the Yeah, no, no,
that he's a bitch as nigga, that understand wasn't that was early pettiness before
we even knew what it was. Why so you asked me he gave he
showed you love and the bars and you took it personal. Run you just
want to take a little nick. Then you ask like, man, I
ain't like that. You want to change that? So you making you asked
me to change my verse, and now obliged because you the go you all.
Then when the song come out, I'm like you justs me right.
I had to beat l ass. It wouldn't even been exchange of bars.
That's that's a bitch move. I mean, he probably would have kind of
been upsolutely. I'm not going out like noh, like I'm a swing.
I might have to hit you with something. I had a beating with that
custom Mike Standy bring all these stupid ass performances. But he's the goat,
so he can do that. You know what's funny? So I recently recently
just finished just recently finished the Woutang Soccer. Since we're talking music right now.
When you were don't bring it when you say billy Go, you know
the first person I think of cool old dirty bastard who was a singer that
sounds like a billy go A lot of them. Oh, he thinks it
was nose though. Keep sweating to show absolutely on that Brown. I saw
somebody post a video. I don't like what he was like sweating and everything,
like his shirt was like sticking to his body. Yeah damn, I'm
like, bro, this is the beginning of the song, Like, how
long have you been on stage of the concert? Why you not giving it
up like this? My nigga? Are you detoxing? Right? That was
a rough situation. I'm like that Brown, That's all I can't Hey that
night when I was bar hopping, I was on Brown. What kind of
Browning. Do you think now he drink top he drinks he drink Top Show.
He might have been on that nineteen nineteen forty two. He drink Top
Show and he's the way he was singing to it too. He was like
sing, you know, well, I'm in twist. You got the right?
Tis all right? So I'm sitting here scrolling through Death Jam's top releases.
Just I just said, it's just overall top album. I bet you
the number one album probably like got. Honestly, it's not really well,
they're not in order, so I can't even say that right now. But
I don't think it's LLL number one. I don't think ll got the most
the top selling this album on death Oh we're talking about top selling now,
that's probably Jack. I'm saying, I don't think it would be him even
then. I don't think it would be the top album. Nigga. You
gotta remember, like hip hop was Deaf Jam for a good ten year run.
Yeah, but everybody only came through the Death Jam doors ain't been platinum
selling. I mean, you got you gotta think about you got niggas like
Da Max, Rick Cross Cheezy. Let's see, it ain't sell more than
jay Z. Probably I don't know David East. That's why I was getting
out with the wood Tang thing. I cannot look at David East the same
no more. It's not Dave short for David. I know, it's Randy
not short for Randall. I'm just saying I'll get back cold that pen because
I dropped it in the group, nobody responded to it. Okay, uh,
but yeah, so I can't. I really can't look at method man
as method man, and I can't look at Dave He's as Dave East anymore.
Method Maw now to me is just an old dude who's a lawyer because
of power, and David East is now method man because he played him on
Our Hill. Yeah, because like Nigga just transitioned their roles out as as
a woman. Do you find method man sexy? That was where I was
going with it, like have you always though, like back in the wood
Tang, protect your I can't believe that from her. That's why I asked
her. She I feel like I believe and this is non men. It
was just like with the exception of and um, what's gonna call it?
You got expected death? Yes, yeah, dude had to be one of
them pretty niggas to start, pretty pretty tone, pretty toy with the whole,
the same thing with Dog, like the dude who played him. That's
the way I see ghost Face now period. It is funny because it's like
I was watching Power. I was like, wait a minute, that's the
real method man, lawyer. He's the lawyer now, big facts getting monet
out of trouble. Do you watch Power like you've been keeping up? I'm
going so I do actually have an answer to m drugs and alcohol. Top
album on def Jam? Okay, you got you got such dainty hands?
Oh thank you? Guess who who? Why the fuck would it be her?
I just felt like saying, somebody, just yes, I know who
is not a little Dirk. What we are talking about? The number one
on for deaf Jam. He's on death Jam, but he ain't got the
number the number one album nowhere the streets love Dirk. You can't ruin these
little young niggas out now. Okay, the way the way the game is
now with playlists, they change the way the rules go. Same scans are
different now, my guy, serial killer, I do have the top Who
is the top album? I want you to guess I've been guessing and you've
been looking at me weird. I know it's not fabulous about DMX, jay
Ze Kid y'all, y'all ain't running back for you? You getting close?
Keep go forward? Who was in between the two? Like? Who was
in between them too? Who oh, you're now you're getting close? Ll
was the first? L was actually number two, so it was when he
was he was he was the eighty four, eighty two, eighty four,
two eighty three. I think it's early. So who that time? Like?
Who got signed after Beaftie boys? You're close? Damn you getting closer?
Please? They are black? Huh? They are black? Group is
not run DMC. They are group and they are black. And damn who
was that there? Public? There you go public Amy? Who is listening
to Public Enemy? Remember you gotta remember during the eighties, bro black Power
Black Power Ship was heavy. That album charter for forty nine weeks on the
US Billboard two hundred, peaking at number forty two, but it was the
number one album from death Jam. Then after that goes to LLL and it
was his um radio as a new level of struggle, and then number three
is Public Enemy again for a fear of them. I apologize it had to
have been eighty four because death Jam was found in eighty four, and then
number four is Beastie Boys. Then number five isn't. Okay, this is
my thing. I get the fact that hip hop is the birth of struggle.
Like, if you're not struggling, you shouldn't be a hip hop artist,
right, I mean that's basically how they act like they gate keep it
like if you ain't got no struggle, you can't you can't rap. That's
why niggas ben't like the Fresh Prince of Bell because none of his music has
struggled to it. Okay, when you think about it, that's the only
reason why niggas hate Will Something. You ever to explain something to your parents,
they don't understand that. But con struggle But they didn't. But you
gotta look at it wasn't street struggle. Yeah, So no, that's why
niggas always give Will Smith shit. But white people were prominently in hip hop,
like we had Third Base, we had Beastie Boys, Like we allowed
white people to really be out here and loving loving the music with us.
So now I'm trying to think what the other group was too. Was that
the black teenagers or whatever. The white teener what was their named him?
Poor rags teachers? Now, it wasn't there about that? This is I
told you dog, hip hop back in the day was black power, like
crazy, sound like like I knew support right? Teachers probably did, he
probably did not. Do you feel like hip hop is searching for his next
white boy? No, I think we just don't care no more about color.
We should because you got to think about it. Hip hop has transcended
America, so we can have Korean rappers and Japanese rappers. I remember it
was a big deal when there was a Native American rappers some years ago because
it was at the Indian and the cover was a movie. I'm not saying
that hip hop as a whole cares about color. It's just when you just
look at the landscape, it's kind of like when you watch the NBA or
when you watch sports. Okay, it's like for a long time, when
you like go back and watch all school basketball, they didn't have a three
point line. I feel like the three point line was invented for the white
boys who couldn't jump as high as the black guys, or you're not as
strong to bang down low. So it was from distance three point line was
created because niggas like Will Chamberlain was fucking dominating the game, right, So
now let's if I can expand my shooting to twenty five thirty feet hour,
you really can't block my shot like that? Lets you up on It's nigga's
on death jam I ain't never heard of before. I just feel like with
how big Eminem was in hip hop, like we just really ain't seen like
a talented white rapper do what he did since he did it, I mean,
there's been a lot to come through the door. Some have had talent,
some haven't had talent. I just feel like maybe it's just like our
do we I'm not saying we need another Eminem? It was like we just
we don't got another cold white boy. We did have one of y'all didn't
like him so he killed himself. And with McMillan like that, I do
feel like Mac hat Mac Mac had a chance. Mac is that nigga like
Michael's called I didn't listen to all of this miss before. What are like
Michael's decent? And then it's like I feel like a lot of people was
like geasy gonna be next, and then Easy wasn't next. Geezy not even
really all that great of a rapper. I do not know. Coco Jones
was on death to him something hands on. I love Coco Jones, but
I'm starting to hate that. Sorry, I'm like a new one though.
I see you. That's not no falling, No, there's there is a
lot of new young talles, you know. And I'm gonna put together a
deathm mix just on the new talent. There's a lot of new talent here.
I know. I'm mad that I typed in White Rappers and the pulled
up pit Bull because we forget about him, not even white I pulled up
because I just said white rappers, and of course it came up with eminem
BC boys. I forgot about yellow Wolf. He was just in my head
with the yellow the other day, Kelly. They thought he was next at
one point in time. A stop not not a sap at a stop hip
rock. Oh that nigga is wilder. And then mac Lamore, you know
what, Hold on, wait a minute, see mac Lamore actually is good.
He just got good and famous at the wrong time because everybody was on
Kenick Kendrick and Cole hard. So when he got the Grammy instead of the
Niggas, who we really gave a fuck about he that We said since that,
because if you go back and you actually listen to that album The Heist,
minus that thrift Shop song, it's an actually really good album. It
is a really good album. You know. I ain't alive. I've never
listen to anything outside that album. But I fucked with that album Mian because
uh was it Neon? I don't know. It's something about basically going to
Nian Cathedral where Niggas was go to the bar church instead, and he got
a song and I thought you would like this one. He got a song
about the day he got his first pair of Georgan's and got beat up and
got took him from him sad. And I related to that because I remember
when Niggas was getting ride for the Jason right, I'm mad. I'll be
mad, like when you see certain people who get to work with these shoe
brands. I was like, who fu, who fuck game? Maclamore like
a customed Jordan because he made a song about the day he got Jordan took
oh and night. He was like, we need to reach out to Maclamore.
One have you heard of some of these niggas, man, I don't
know. Give me some niggas. Pause, you know what, never,
never mind, bro, we're just gonna skip this. I'm just saying,
like the names of my team, I know, I know, speaking us
Species dropped a new project who's all on it. It was like, I
think the name of it was like fifty Years of Hip Hop or something like
that. It's an EP of hay Man. He just got a bunch of
features, you know Wayne. Oh that shit. That's the only reason why
you care because Wayne was on it. I think that's like the lead single.
I don't pay attention for the singles niggas. The playlist world. It
is a playlist world. I don't care about singles, No more niggas.
I listened to a lot of podcasts and they was covering twist beats, care
about what out And even though they was like, yeah, the first single
got Wayne on, it wasn't enough to make me go and look for it.
So I was like, yeah, I'm out here listening to American Idol
artist is now right now? Bro? No, you know, I'm sorry.
Two thousand and four and then again two thousand and eight, so that
care that's the only thing I listened from. Dog. It's like I built
the house and I for got the dude. Damn, Like what do you
mean? It's like building the house you forgot to do. He's sorry,
bro, this is what was what was sorry as construction. I'm sorry,
Nigga, But what was he so sorry for it? Did he do?
Did he cheat on this girl he wants you're trying to get her back?
Like why was my guy so damn sorry? Because he's sorry, he asked
Nigga the way to sound well, he said, he has apologized, he'll
apologize, but what why do you have to keep apologize? Like what are
you doing? What are you doing that you need to apologize this month?
Speaking of what if somebody's saying that to you, would you be okay with
that? You know? Like if that was his like can you take me
back? He came to your job and saying, damn, I'm sorry,
I'm calling security security. It's like I missed the man. It's like I
dropped up. Okay, speaking sir reader, I'm sorry. So before we
get about it here because we're not going to have a long time, uh,
because niggas, I still got go to work. In the morning.
I have. I thought that was the topic we were going to get into.
We started talking music. That's not the answer I was. It's the
question you asked. Basically, it wasn't you know what's funny? Okay?
So I used to work at this one collection. They used to be on
the South Side before they officially moved to the North Side where they currently reside
at. So at this time, it was this young lady who started not
long after I started. She was a busser and she and she used to
have to take the bus home. Now, when I realized where she stayed
at, now, uh where it's this area. It looks like seventy six
and Good Hope over in that area. And so we're talking about coming all
the way from like Blue Mount and Sunny Slope. So so you damn they're
busting from Brooke for Square all the way over there. Where are you busting
from? Long ass ride? She was committing? How much was they paying?
It wasn't a lot, but I don't even know she committed. So
this particularly one day I was getting off work and I've seen if you've ever
been on Sunny Slope and there's only an exit on Blue Mound in Greenfield.
That's a long ass drive and we were more closer to the Greenfield in but
the bus was at the Blue Mountain. Okay, guys, you had to
walk out the way down there to get to the bus. Some ride and
pass one day and like we already talked, you know, regular conversation at
work, nothing you know, provocative or anything. So I just said,
okay, you had to but yeah, because it was it was getting ready.
It was it was either raining or getting ready to ride one of them
days. So the first time I pull it up, it was like,
I said, you're good. You know you need to ride, or at
least I could take you to the bus stop or maybe get you to a
closer one into the city, drop you off at the mall or something.
Because I used to live right by Hind where best Buy is, they feel
wrote and she's like noah. It was like, nah, I did too.
I worked at that best by too, sh and she was like noah,
my boyfriend is coming. And he's say, okay, cool, your
boyfriend's coming. Left it alone, no big deal. Next next day she
left before me. As she takes us walk to dude walking with her,
I'm thinking maybe somebody else that need you know, who worked there or something.
It's like, hey, you know going back, I'm actually heading that
way. You want to ride? You know your friend can come too,
It's all right, cool. So they both got in the car. She
got in the front, he got in the back, and we're driving.
He's like, oh, this is my boyfriend. It's like, so your
boyfriend rides the bus, but wherever the fuck he is all the way here,
gets off here, rides the bus all the way back home with you.
I was like, girl, that's ain't never been let down for a
little pussy. Maybe you need to be continuing the story. Ever, Hi,
keith Man, you are, because this story is about to take a
turn for the worst. So we're in the car, we're just all talking,
shit chatting, no big deal to hold night boyfriend, we're about to
find out, shot a stir and talking to God in the front. So
dropped him off the crib. He didn't even stay at the crib, like
he didn't live with her, so he was just riding the bus. I
guess they got in the car. He stayed there for a minute, he
left the whole night yard. Next day, get to work, you know,
it's like, damn, you ride a bus a long assway. Like
I'm really just talking about how it was, and she was like, oh,
you know, it's no big deal. You'll come in there sometimes and
ride it with me so I don't have to ride alone. But I really
don't care. You know. It's like, how long y'all have been talking?
So you've been together since high school and whatnot, so like at this
point in time, I'm only about twenty four okay, okay, and she
was like nineteen twenty okay, So it wasn't that big of a gap.
Workable gap, workable gap, okay, okay. So we only like two
to three, I think, because you're what forty one yo, forty two
three? Because you did you have your birthday yet? Um? November and
December? So nope, we're two years. Um. So we're talking regular
conversation at work and I'm asking about it's like, oh, yeah, well,
I've just only been with him because we've been together since high school.
It's just like somehow we got on the conversation that he does not fuck her
the way she wants to be fucked. Oh that's all my oh my,
it was never now here's the thing. It was never my intentions of getting
this plus it. But it was never my intentions because you know, the
minute out here you got a boyfriend not crossing that line. He's this nigga
was bigger than me. They want to take no chances. And plus he
walks on the bus, that means he has stamming us. So even then
we going, I'm gonna tire out before this nigga does, okay, get
dry walking. So he got stabbing. He may not have power, but
he got stamming. What's poor talking about his zesa? All right? So
the walk she was like are you He's like, well, you know you
could drop me off. It wasn't And since I don't have to catch the
bus with you with him, I can tell him that's okay. I'll just
take the bus on my own sometimes. And since you stayed nearby, we
can go to Yo Crib for a while. And as long as we we
leave by this certain time and you dropping me, y'all, I'll still make
it home like nothing ever happened. Oh my, So it's like you've been
plotting it out right, You've been plotting this. She's a dirty low harlott
and me being me Okay, let's see how this works. Let's give it
a test run. Go back to my crip one day, little little Okay.
You can tell she's very inexperienced. So I'm teaching you a few things,
getting you you know, heck, try this, do this, turn
this way, go this way. Hey, if you put your leg over
here, you can get more whole nine yards. So we did this for
about maybe two to three months, right like dose, me and her doing
our thing now, maybe two or three times after work. It was good,
it was well timed out. I was looking forward to going to work
on some days, and now because it was after a while, I just
didn't want to do it no more. I didn't feel right. I'm like,
but I'm still gonna pick out because I started feeling bad. I'm like,
yeah, I'm really starting to feel bad. You had a boyfriend,
because if you think about it, like now, that's all he said.
Oh my god, it's a pop uncle sex story. Oh you don't play
attention all the timescades. Damn a couple of centuries, yea, did I
not? Did I not start sucking in the nineties and now we're in the
two thousands, So technically the like I'm trying to figure out what I can
push on. Look, Look, anybody who anybody who was a teenager in
the nineties has been fucking for a couple of centuries. You know what,
I really feel bad now, thank you for saying that, since you want
to fell thought on my name all you have happened. I didn't want to.
I didn't want to physically attack you, but I had to cut you
deep. Ye Why she you really don't listen to her story. It's the
whole reason why I don't like her ex husband. It ain't got nothing to
do with her being him being the ex husband. It's you groomed her,
my nigga, Marcus Houston, though not that far. More like an R.
Kelly situation. Marcus Houston, We get him out of here, so
Mary, he talked about that. Wait a minute, but here's a difference
with Marcus Houston. That nigga has been laying low as fuck. Yeah,
yea, he should have continued to lay lost. He was smart. He
was being a creepy old nigga private, not saying it right. Nobody knew
what you was doing, my guy, love you was out the away.
All of a sudden, you just everywhere with the creepy Rapi ship. When
she was seventeen, I didn't even speak to her, but I did notice
her, like whoa. But now at eighteen, we got so much in
common. Like the difference between eighteen and seventeen day three three sixty five days
and that's it twelve hours in this morning, twenty years because he's like twenty
years old. That's worse. You're freaky. Is one thing. When like
you twenty three, twenty four and she's seventeen twenty eighteen. You might be
able to make that work because you know, men don't maturest fastest women.
Right. But if you in like your second mortgage, and you're looking at
here in your fifth car like you, if you know about leasing nor like
you, you've been rich since the nineties, and he's still immature. Home,
Roger, he's still immature. Go home with a grown woman, Roger.
No, Now you know where we need to change that. We need
to pass the law that you're not grown until you twenty one. Tell you
like twenty six. I would be okay with Like, no, I'm dead
as I'm dead asked, I would be okay with that because I feel like
if they just like removed the age restriction on ship niggas sixteen year olds with
no problem. We've all said that. We've said that there there are people
out here who would sleep with someone. The only reason why they don't sleep
with miners because they're legally and not allowed to. That's the only reason why.
Let me ask Chris to catch predator. Uncle Potter's story. Okay,
so felt bad for Pipe. I did. So. I feel bad because
it was like you were here and there, and then when I asked about
dog, you don't tell me, oh we broke up or nothing. You'd
be like, oh, he's fine, Oh he's okay, he's good,
Like you give me what asking about her bothend because he didn't want to feel
guilty because it is no longer problem. It did introduced you to the No,
she actually didn't. He actually got in the backseat of my car and
didn't realize who I was. When you think about it, yeah, he
just thought you was the friendly nigga from work offering a ride, the nigga
taking this bitch to bode No continuous because she came to me. Okay,
look he just said, he just said, you what the bitch chose me?
She did but but my biggest concern was not that like anything of fear
from him or whatnot. It was like, when you are getting sexual gratification
from somewhere outside the home, your behaviors at home changes. Okay, your
needs go away from that person. So it turns into one of them things.
My guy has to know something is up because for the last two to
three months, your chick has been getting banged on a regular and you have
no knowledge whatsoever because she's been coming home the same time as always, same
situation, always drop her off at the front door, she gets out of
the car, walks in the house with her family like an average everyday thing.
Her whole gutch just got rearranged. I taught your bitch a whole new
set of skills. That I know for a fact that either I taught her
a whole new set of skills. So at this point in time, there
is no way. Look, I'm like, I ain't even got my glasses
on to see what it was. The first work husband ever probably was.
I'm cool with that, so I'm probably the reason why work husband's got a
bad rap. To be honest with you, Okay, for a short I'm
not even gonna lie to you, my bitch, come home talking about a
work husband, not even playing to work. Just go ahead and apply for
the job. See what's like there? Okay, So here we are,
month four, Okay, all of a sudden, month four, because she's
like, we're supposed to link up. You know, I can't come over
to that. He's coming to pick me up from work. Okay, cool,
I'm cool. Okay. I don't know if she said something to this
niggah, but he definitely looks at me differently. He looks at me here
like come pick him up. I was like, hey, what's up?
My god? Just you know, as I'm driving out, gets me mug
like a mug. It's like, okay, he's going to pick her up.
But I'm thinking, oh, it's four months now, maybe nigga got
a car now. Nope, still walk into the bus stop. Still walk
into the bus stop. So I think one time that he tried to get
something and she started doing new shit on him, and this nigga's like,
well, who the fuck taught you that? Yeezy taught me looking as you're
a terrible person, am I not? Not really? I don't judge you.
I'm not everybody's fucked somebody else's significant other. But it's not my job
to play the moral police. I was not mad at it. You have
a boyfriend, and you either don't want to talk about this nigga, or
you say no. My job is to take your answer for what it is.
If you say you don't got a boyfriend and you fuck me, then
I found out you have a boyfriend. That's you, that's all you.
That's between you and him. Got nothing to do with me. Now,
if you want to have a conversation with me, much like you said earlier,
yo, bitch chosen. Now, obviously she still liked you enough that
she didn't completely kick your ass to the curb, So you shouldn't applaud that.
I think she didn't kick him to the curb because they had history,
and you know, bitches will stay with a nigga for history, and she
she's getting rearranged on the side, but she stayed. That's like staying for
the baby. There's no baby. I want. I want to keep my
family together, but I'm gonna keep it was but it was a wild though
because it was like it just ended and like work was still going. I
ended up leaving that job because I end up getting to watchington mutual job.
But at least you was getting mugged for like a reason, even though like,
are we talking about the situation where someone's boyfriend hated on you for no
reason? No? Not, I don't know this could be the like so
when I worked at pick and say, you know, like it was a
free for all and this motherfucker like we all, yeah, everybody wants the
fuck on everybody. But it's like I wouldn't even sucking your bitch, and
like you mad at me because she liked me, like we're just friends.
Like I come back here, I kick it in the bakery. Ain't know
you think I'm back here because I'm fucking with your bitch. Now, I'm
back here because there's no camera back here. It's a blind spot. I
could get away with thirty minutes of uninterrupted where's wine type of shit, Like
I'm fucking off fair of work and you think I'm trying to suck your bitch.
No, although had she thrown the pussy off the backboard, I cannot
say that I wouldn't have slammed dunct you. I cannot say that because again,
it's not my job to playing the moral police. Now, most people
would be like, well, why you knew she had a nigga. You
would be wrong for pursuing that. I wasn't pursuing that. I was chilling.
But if if you ever chick wants to throw that motherfucker from half court,
I'm inclined to catch you. That's all I'm saying. Like, we
really be wanting to fuck your girlfriends, but we don't. But now,
if your girlfriend wants to fuck us, did we should? It's just like
a dude and a check. She's probably not here to fuck your boyfriend,
but if she liked him enough and he's easy, she's gonna to fuck your
boyfriends. Yeah, niggas is easy. Oh absolutely. I mean y'all would
just be waiting for us to give the opportunity. That's really all daddy daughter
dance going crazy. I was telling me because I was having a conversation with
my friends. She was like, I don't think it's right to like She's
like, fuck, you shouldn't fuck your friends. I was like, well,
I think it's different, Like, as a dude, you should never
like pursue that to try to fuck your friend, because then I felt like
it feels creepy and awkward that you out here putting the moves like your home
girl. But I feel like if your home girl initially said fucking you can
take it dead, because this was all her idea. When you initiate it,
you feel creepy. And now you make the friendship because now she's looking
at you different because you try to iffy on that. They always say that
your mate should be your best friend anyway, right, so you really try
to make these hells your mate. Some of mine someone you believe it or
not, some of the some of my female friends are actually really good human
beings who in another world I would actually date, even though we started off
as friends first, I would actually date. And when you know what I
found out, when your friends with someone before you even try to date them,
you learn so much about them in its purest form. There's no let
me put on this facade to make you feel like I'm a good god.
No, you usually get your honest, regular self you are all the time,
and either she gonna like you or she not gonna like you. And
then the opportunity pops up, was like, Hey, I'm going to see
the Janet Jack some concert this weekend. You want to come? Yeah,
I'll come, so I do want to let you know it how to schedule.
I'm trying to get on stage and be molested by Janet before you know?
Are you gonna be okay with seeing another woman? Rebbert all on me.
Well, nigga, I'm trying to get molested by Jennet. Too cool,
Let's work together, I'm just saying. And then that's where you end
up. Is this, like what's gonna happen next weekend? Like do you
have plans for the Jennet Jackson concert? Are you trying to be molested on
stage? Are you taking a young lady with you? Already know the kind
of bullshit you won't maybe answer for Mezza has a good point, she says,
and then what happens when you don't like it? And how y'all gonna
stage? And that that's where I was getting a ready to get at before
but every week, bro, But that's where the maturity. But if y'all
it's how you say it want and you clearly know it is no, But
it's when you cross that line though, you do got to take in consideration
that you both have to be honest and mature, Like dating a friend is
where you have to be the most honest that because whatever steps that happen in
the relationship or the attempt at the relationship, you're not only losing your boyfriend
girlfriend, you're losing a friend now if it ends on bullshit. So you
have to be honest. So even when you get to the points where you're
like, you know what, I don't want to lose my friend. I
don't think this is gonna work. I just had a lightball moment that did
happen. Because that's another thing. I was like, they it never happened
me, And I'm like, no, it did happen to me. Yeah,
because he got he got married, but he still wanted to come back
this way. And I'm like, you chose you can't come back that who
we talked about yesterday. No, I'm gonna start calling you good luck TT
because apparently every dude that cheats on you gets married goes back. But yo,
man, you gotta chill. You're not even hot. So you say
he is not He is not Michael Jackson yea, but it's not mine.
Look but when people like I never understood that, when people say, well,
like it's gonna ruin the friendship. No, no, he didn't get
married. The one that I was talking about yesterday. Now he just date.
He ended up like he was done with that chick. Then he went
and got with his baby mama. Then he tried to come back. Okay,
I knew. I knew he went to somebody that was like, nigga,
chill. I'm not like, the only thing that ruins relationships the people.
It's the lies. It's the communication. It's the communication. That's why
I said, if you're gonna date chill friend, that's the one person you
have to be one hundred percent honest with so you don't ruin the friendship.
Because if me and her dated and it was like it just felt weird when
we did it the first time, if we can be honest with each other's
like, let's just be friends like signs like with him in the lane that
was that just looked weird. It did. But all in all, it
is like, if we are comfortable enough to have these conversations, then ship
shouldn't be awkward. People change when it starts to be a relationship, though,
because when you're dating things that you used to do when it was your
own friend. We was dating, though, I just want to fuck I'm
not trying to date that. Your communication you write dating will muddy water.
See I'm not on that, Like, I ain't trying to date you.
So then that's when you need to be like, hey, I'm more of
the you know what right you have? You ever been shopping and your experience
was it what you thought it was gonna be. You leave a like you
leave a bad review, but you left it in a very tasteful way,
and the things that they might can't improve upon the next time you decide,
if you decide to visit this story, why can't we sit here on the
couch and be like, you know what, what we did last night,
I don't think we should do it again. Why shouldn't we do it again?
And we just we just didn't click. And it's okay that we didn't
click, but let's be mature enough to have this conversation. So that way,
if we fuck on a Monday and then we had this conversation on Tuesday,
bitch, I still want to go to the zoo on Saturday, because
we planned to do that on Sunday before I even showed you what I did.
You don't have that conversation though, don't you know what I'm saying,
don't have that conversation about the experience. I'm gonna be honest with you.
You should have sex with a person at least three times before you consider it.
That that's fair. I don't think everybody grays on that scale, but
yeah, some people, but it depends on But no, No, the
one and done is owned is an acceptable answer. If it was a blowout,
o god like, everything about the experience was trash, and they're like,
first of all, you really wasn't already in it. He had to
how many drinks would it takes you to leave with me to begin with?
So you wasn't even one here for this experience. And then he didn't do
the basics or she didn't do the basics. And then while we were considered
the basics, um well, in this day age were little head minimum of
two positions, minimum of two positions, and it lasted more than twenty minutes
minimum. You can look, this is just me, yeah, because I
got terrifle you and that's so oh lord, you know what. And I'm
the outer shape nigger and I'm the outer shape nigger and I did more than
that. Sorry, I'm not asking for Sorry for that ma'am. Sorry for
that, lady, because I don't want we gotta start being honest. No,
here's the reason. Okay, we've been on the gonna be honest with
you. Any man who completely finishes the whole experience in less than ten minutes
of selfy, that's probably truly the whole. The whole ac shouldn't take ten
minutes. Me penetrating fucking you. That might that that action, that's might
be ten minutes, But I got like twenty twenty five minutes of four.
Even then, if you pre game, you shouldn't have a problem, right,
I got, I got the pre game down path. But like,
let's straight actually like game time. Yeah no, no, I'm talking about
pre game. See me down after ten, coach, I might take me
out. I need a water break, I need gatorade, bottle of water,
the sandwich next to the bid. Yeah, I always make sure there's
water, everything snacks. Nigga, he gotta keep going. You'd be pouring
if you knew the nigga. That actually makes sense. Some wild people don't
answer that. I'm actually thinking this nigga own the turbant because I feel like
he does. Look, I feel like I've seen that nigga in the turban
bro. If he if dog being that, if dog being that hitting it
during the inch of the rows of parks, I'm out of here. Uh
that not to outcast uh huh like on purpose? Um, because it's easy.
Um. I can't even think of the name of the turn some trahit
on. Definitely, this is different. This is a different persons on.
How was in the back seat of somebody's a gentleman's truck in that time?
This is back in the in the early two thousands. You got too much
ass the back of the car, right, Okay, okay, you got
too much ask to be car fucking Yeah, yeah, you was being a
that's what you need one time. Get a tie hold that come with it,
ye hold so separately, absolutely right. There's a few of my friends
I most definitely were like the cram do we honest with you? I don't
want to hump my friends, Like I don't purposely want to hump because I
got a lot of female friends, but I gladly catch any pussy thrown at
me. See see what I'm saying. Seeing that's why and that's why I
have a lot of male friends. But I will not or not but if
that motherfucker threw the ball, trust me, I'm open in the corner like
step hurried on a Tuesday night, and I'm gonna shoot that motherfucking look at
the bench because and and I'm not and I'm not like purpose and here I
want to make it clear. I'm not just kind of I'm not like purposely
out here just we're waiting for the opportunity. Oh, y'all, y'all,
y'all fighting, Well, do you want you to know I'm not doing nothing
of that shit? Nah, I'm not. I'm not doing none of that
ship. But I will sit here and say though some days, sitting in
the studio listening to any other podcast, but hopcially awkward and hearing conversation that
people say, it does pique my curiosity of some people that were never on
my radar to begin to w I see Jesus said, are right, and
that's why boyfriends on wine women have male friends. Then don't suck up,
yall. No, here's no but here's the thing, peep game. Now,
let me clarify this for niggas who listen. No, no, no,
let me clear something up because niggas who hate the male friend don't understand
you probably got replaced several times a long time ago, but we talked her
out of doing it. To stay with your ass. That's why we're getting
the pussy when y'all fuck up. We saved y'all relationship long so many if
you I have so manyships. I have so many female friends who have came
to me repeatedly wanting to be out the fucking relationship, and I talked them
back into just giving this nigga another chance. It is after the third time
that day fucked up. Where look, I can't even make no more excuses
for this nigga. Do what you think is best for you and then at
that point in time, what you're doing this weekend. I want to hear
the marriage. I'm definitely backed though, but I felt like in the Lauren
run I saved her marriage because you proved her there was really nothing out in
the streets a little bit of that. I also didn't know she was married,
Like it was one of those like already man, yeah, like you
got a boyfriend and motherfucker saying nod like because like you know, we was
flirting on face and have a significant other. Just someone someone saying someone plays
their life to you type of shit. But like she never specifically said that
she had a boyfriend, like I mean, because she didn't have boyfriend husband
Like I guess, I mean you say were your nigga? I don't know,
motherfucker what I mean. We hung out too, We hung out while
I hit that ship a couple of times. It was great. And then
like she kind of like took like James Harden and took a step back.
I was like, okay, cool, like, you know, not responding
to text bussages or whatever. And I got on Facebook one day you called
Thomas at On. Yeah, did you wish you never met her at all?
No? I was. I was kind of fucked up though, Like
when I saw it, like yes me And I was like, yo,
you gotta not. It's not one of those like, damn, bitch had
a boyfriend. You're like, this bitch had a husband. So you definitely
called. So now you know how all the women in America be feeling when
they find out the dude who they've been giving so much loving too as a
whole wife and kids. I was like, damn, give you some that's
the name of this episode. I mean, maybe I was talking about music
earlier. I mean, lou put music on Louke it a job as easy
cast back here so you can be our permanent other co hosts. I was
like, up, like, why are you playing me like that? You
was? It was definitely Carl. He sounds mad, Carl Thomas. I
still would have hit it. I ain't gonna lie. I love dude soup,
and I was like, damn love me. But as I got don't
know, I was like, I did a good deal. She found out
that bullet. She found out that maybe it's nothing in these streets. I
mean even though I wasn't like a shitty nigga, I was just normal,
like you knows whatever well, and if you're anything like what you are right
now, she would have been bored with you. You are how old?
Then you really didn't have nothing to offer her. That's really why she changed
her mind. That's cool. She just wanted just had offered some pretty much
was just a nigga who fucking I happened to have a job. I'm like,
I was hearing nothing. My first sexual I wasn't inspired here, rapper,
like my first sexual white experience was just because I had some dick to
offer. I want to Yeah, it's under it's overrated. It's gonna happen
just due to the fact of where I work like I do, just the
proximity. It's just the proximity type of shit. I'm gonna fuck. I'm
either bubber to a customer that finds me que or I'm most snatch one of
these co workers. Am I I'm really aiming for a customer, not a
co worker. You know what, I don't want to fuck. I'm right,
stay with you. He's what. I don't want what to him or
me. I don't want to fuck about it. I don't want to I've
just saying it was my first because he wanted. You get one living how
you want it. If a nigga's guy, see he's and I ball.
If I said both. If a nigga got white was on this bucket list,
why you can't have that and you go you go ahead and enjoy it.
If you got white dick on your bucket list, I'm not judging me.
You don't want the pick com Okay. In my defense, I don't
want the pig commute the big dick. In my defense, I was in
college when this happened. Yeah, I just only got headphone. That was
it, and it was definitely okay. So I don't know. This is
I don't know how I feel about this now I sit here and think about
it as I'm older. You didn't that white girl that Carlos put did?
You didn't that it was another white chick got dealt with that. I put
Carlos on because she was babysitting a chick that was round about Carlos's age,
and they started talking. So that's how that situation happened. But this situation
that that fact the traumatizing white one, not the traumatiz No. But I
really, I really, if I think about it, I really only I
slept with three white women, and all for different reasons. We're listening,
okay, So white woman number three was partying with white people, went home
with a drunk white girl. Wanted to see what this drunk white sexist like.
Apparently everybody's had it, tried it out. Not my bag. That's
the number one that was immediately when I said I could never sleep with a
drunk person as my first experience with them, Nope, can't do it.
I'm not doing that, brother, because when they get drunk, they really
do get sloppy, drunk, and I'm not taking my chances because a white
girl can easily say he write me, even though she initiated everything. Luckily,
this one wasn't like that. She had a couple other drunk friends.
I just love him sleep on my couch. So at the end of the
day, was all safe and good. Left that alone. Uh. Second
one was the one where I hooked my little cousin up with the kid.
That was that one that that was an internet hook up, you know,
But the very first one. It's a very interesting situation. So I knew
her from a pre college program. We started in high school at UWM,
so when we both started going to college at UWM, we just stayed cool.
It was like big campus, you know, somebody she stayed on the
dorms. It was cool. I had a friend that was in the dorms,
like I hang out over here. And then we just started messing around,
and it was weird because it was like she was just late there for
a lot of it, and I'm like, I know I'm not trash,
okay, so we need to explain something. So then she just said that
I was bigger than what she's had before. And at first I'm bigheaded.
But then I had to remind myself. I had to remind myself, No,
I'm just saying for her to be laying there this bottles of nigga ahead,
you're fucking chicken off. She does this later. The reason why I
said it bothered me because about two to three years later, because we're all
still in college now, I came back from the Air Force. When I'm
back at school and she's finishing up, she's gay. Okay, no no,
She was like, yo, dick, no more ask the vagina.
No, because these niggers no too much. No no. And we know
it's funny because we had a whole conversation about that because you know, like
when you young, you you really be wanting to know, like what did
I do that I make you that with ignorant you don't know no better.
She was like, no, like you young and you ignorant. So I'm
like, because now we know more about it, so you know, smarter
and whatever. Back there, I ain't know shit, I was ignorant.
Fuck. She was like, no, I think I've always liked it girls,
I just didn't accept it yet. Um. She actually really did like
me, which is why we did what we did, and then that's what
I was like. But you know, we always had this weird experience.
She's like, I haven't been with too many men, so I didn't know
what I was supposed to do in regards to that. So she said from
her last boyfriend, he did all the work. So that's why when it
was me and her, her just laying there was normal for her having hemorrhage,
and Paul, it was way too much for my Saturday nine. I
don't even think I can we not show up tomorrow because it's gonna be worse
tomorrow. Da I've been here three days in a row. Yeah, Now,
like this's a whole job, and I've been here three days in the
world, so I'm gonna suffer. You gonna join me? Like talking to
people. I mean, you work on the radio yet I do, and
I don't know what. You actually hang out with three different groups. If
you think about it, you in the backyard agains are on Friday, then
you here with Nigger dumb on Saturday, and then you got a whole ship
on Sunday. Feel I'm rounded very much. I'm just all around person,
you know, I just anyway the first time also that's not the only co
worker I set when you stood up, that's what we said. Did you
know that was back there in time? No idea, bro, thank you
lying. I'm actually sitting here thinking how many co workers you No, I've
slept with someone at every job in one shape or form. Wow, but
it was consistently so your community work. Yeah, I feel about like getting
a hand job work? Who does that? Grow the fuck up? Right?
She's giving hands She wanted to grab my opinions. How old were you
when it happened. I was like early twenties. If she can grab,
if she can give you a handy, she can suck your deck. Yeah,
that's true. I probably wouldn't. That's why I wasn't thinking big enough
back then, terrible big. I wasn't think big enough. Okay, it
happens. It happens. One. I was just excited that a bitch wanted
touch my opinions in the workplace, like, oh shit, this is where
we are, Like, like, how it's not me? I missed being
ya. See. I feel like in the sense of the mind, we
are all very young. I just feel like the ship that worked, the
ship I could do at like nineteen twenty if you would be like, that's
cool. Yeah, you can't do that shit at almost like forty mothers,
like your old lives down. What you doing? Grow up? Learn some
shit? Oh yeah, I mean we're talking that way. Motherfucker, tell
you grow up? Like, what did you mean? Grow up some shit.
I would just always enjoy it, Like if a motherfucker was the poop
right now in this room, I'm gonna laugh hysterically. Farting is funny.
I don't know why, but it is. I'm sorre we here, now
how did I'm pretty much just so. I started counting people I slept with
at work and I let him go. I was I was just getting because
you know, it's one of them, like you was. You basically was
looking like one to three four five because your white body tail ain't higher.
Just thought the fact that she was in an airporce. I do have standards,
my nigga. I'm not saying that you don't have standards. You acting
like white bitches are all ugly, like it's some bad white house in the
world. Carlos situation happened before I went to the Air Force, So you
was just completely turned off. Yeah, now, don't get me don't get
me twisted. There was this southern baild bitch that was built like her,
and she was white, and you was gonna was gonna get that if she
wasn't so in love with her husband, her fiance back at home. When
I had the chance, I would have took it, but I respected the
sanctity of their marriage. She wouldn't merge it. Right. She was there,
she was in love, she was bluntly hold on now, hold on,
now here, here's my here's the funny part. Here's the funny part.
Because now that I remember that, here's the funny dog ended up cheating
on her and they never got married. She should have gave you something,
that white China. Oh she she she was around the podcast, she was
on the block. But at that point in time, I had already missed
my opportunity, already left because because one of my boys scooped it up and
it was like, you know, well, I already slept with your friend,
and I wouldn't feel right, bitch, fine, you're white. I'm
not gonna take that chance with you, right, because it goes from everybody.
Everybody hit this. Three mothers on the line, though, what are
y'all touch you. I ain't like, no, it's gonna be another one.
Is this baby able to tell you? This baby's papping? I'm the
daddy. No, I wasn't for the beating nine. It was gonna be
opposite. I don't, that's not my baby. It had been an air
force so we all would have to take a DNA test regardless, and we
would have found outing. Whoo. If I would have came home with with
with a half white baby, that would have been interesting. I mean,
we could have just move to Canada. I would have known you back then.
Why I would have moved him Minnesota? None, Minta in interracial dating
its legal in miss Epple. It's very legal. It's legal. It's normal.
It's the norm. It's normal. You know, when we went to
Minnesota, I don't see that many interracial couples because they was in the house.
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't a drunk best that just been bro
pizza like that and then walked off like nothing happened. While this shit matter
of fact. A matter of fact, I didn't want a white woman in
the South because I was in the South Texas and Mississippi. Oh lord,
I was definitely not Mississippi. It would have been on a tree. Not
even about that guy. No, it wasn't even that. It was just
so many beautiful black women down there that I don't even think I allowed to
myself to even look at anything not black. That makes sense, I wouldn't.
Yeah, that's exactly what it was. Keithler was definitely an HBC niggas
I don't want. I don't want. You gotta be realistic, keep your
options open. But at the same time you can. You should date outside
your race at least once. But you have to also be aware that cultural
differences can be a big gass barrier, but you learn more about yourself dealing
with them kind of relationship stuff like I dated, I dated a Middle Eastern
girl. Set of that. First of all, you gotta take that mentality.
I can't. I are not doing that today. I can't. I
can't be homophobic, Like, what can I do on this podcast? Nothing?
You got to be civil, yes, but but all the offensive shit
is funny. Two to the nigga. That fun y'a'll be trying to play
like y'all do online everybody likes. Okay, she didn't smell like all spice,
but it was it was some of them, don't. It was different
that her dad was a big turban turban wearing motherfucker. Definitely, everybody war
flip flops dog. That's how I can't trust you. If your feet That's
what I'm saying. Do you niggas that we're talking Brookfield money, were talking,
We're talking dirt, were talking private road to get to the house,
Brookfield money. Okay, cool, love love, loved the family. Hey,
that is bust the rhyme song Okay, bust the rhymes made the song.
I'm just singing bust the rhymes about a rab money. Yes, but
it was It was a good experience. I think the only reason why we
didn't work out was as they wanted to her having a range marriage something similar
that actually was something close to that. It was buried marry into your nig
was not on the document. Meanwhile, I was like, you cool.
But here's the funny part. She had a she had a white boyfriend too.
If no we dated when it was in college. She had a boyfriend
that she broke up with before she got to college because he was definitely trying
to get her back, and he was of money too, so he technically
was gonna win by default. Like here you're talking about a rich nigga versus
scholarship nigga. She wanted the broke nigga was fun. I'm fun to be
around. Shit. Yeah, the people ain't never got saying no, no,
I never got ship the best time in your life. That was fun
ship. But she was Jazzine. I was a ladin and we was living
it. We was having fun. She paid for days. She did take
me to wear you know how I take it, the new places, to
introduce you to new things. That's what she did to me. That's why
I gotta neglected. I gotta collect the light. So we actually it was
she had fun seeing me experience new shit with the eye of thank you for
this new experience, compared to a nigga who'd be like, I would buy
all of y'all. Like she got sick of that kind of ship when I
was having fun. But no matter what, her dad won'tna let her marry
either one of us. It was funny tell because it was like her mom
was like, well, you have to choose between one and two, and
the dad was like, she ain't choosing either one of them. So but
her dad was so broken. Niggas he like me, and her dad was
so cool, and her dad actually listened to wood Tag and it was like
that was it. I was cool with that, said, hey you blue
shot, you get that for my daughter. I'm tired you with the colors.
So since me and her couldn't work out, I end up started dating
her friend Monique, who was a half black, half mittle Eastern. Possible
that ass was fat one, Noah, she was actually pretty slim. Her
mama had a fat ass. Ye lights up a fat ass. Her mama
loved me. Her mama loved me that I used to be able to come
over the house that she wasn't even there. Nah. Nah, he gave
you, she gave you aunt vi vibes. You need to control your dick,
dog. You can't fuck everything. Bro. Look bro, she put
me in a safe space. Bro. And she was an architect too.
Nigga, I was cool. I was trying to play on that side.
But it's okay. No, I'll be that. I'll be that gout it
for this episode. I'll be the nigga that can't control is horny this episode.
Sometimes you just gotta like how to just not say some shit. I
would not hit, I would not hit on bid. I wouldn't fuck everybody,
but it's a people that I wouldn't fuck. Not gonna cap and that
was one of the ones I wouldn't fuck. It wasn't like you can jay
any old hole you want too. Which you got Ja Jada Smith first?
Who Jada like Jada Pigott Yeah, you got jay her first with the ball
head Why I don't think Jada pigotts like? She fine, like she's cute,
but she ain't never really been on my radar. I know she has
a bit. That's why. That's what you gotta do that first. That's
her entrance exam. You got knocked the dust. No, man, August
hit there, he hit boys. I can't do it. But did he
really say that he's hitting boys now? Or are you just just putting that
in the airs? Stop being there for you are a journalist, now,
Whatever I saw on the television, I don't, I don't. I don't
know if that's his boyfriend, I don't know. If I don't do it,
brother, it could be, but that like, but you're putting this
narrative out here. One. All I'm saying is I got a lot of
brothers, and I don't embrace my brothers the way he embraced Tis, which
made it look a little funny in the life. Now, I'm not saying
you can't hug your brother because I hugged my brother. I love my brother.
That's my brother. You don't love your brother like the way he probably
loves his brother. See, you don't love Noah and you want to put
your foot through Noah repeatedly. If that don't mean I don't love him.
But August would take a bullet for his brother. I would take a bullet
from my brother. I would also want to hurt him too. You're gonna
take a bullet for Noah. Yeah, that's still my brother. And then
just because I don't, just because you irritate me, fam, I would
never let nobody harm you. So if a nigga was dumping and it's me
and him, my first instinct it's the brother. One of us gotta make
it home, and I would rather be him. You don't want to hear
your mom, man, Some people black really one really want really this is
gonna let my boy out there. Like look, I told the nigga run
now, my fat as he ran, he just ran like Ricky straight to
this day, I'm still mad. It was so many alleys and side houses
he could have doled into got sick and you if you would have and all
you you were next, You were right next to the garage. All you
had to do was ducking in there. Your first instinct is to duck and
cover forty yards. Dass. I know it's the punk scene from Cuban Gooden
Junior afterwards that irritated my soul. Him punch in the air. That whole
movie back bad movies, enjoy because going back and watching boys and I see
what you was doing. But I don't know if you did it, but
I foxed with it. But this shit here is just don't let you know
what the thing is what you're saying that though, I haven't actually watched all
the black movies, so that's black movies. It's a list that keep popping
up on time, Like I have not watched Jason's lyric. I don't remember
fully watching Love Jones. I don't fully remember watching that one. You never
I've seen bits and pieces. I think, who wants the fuck a girl?
And because he wants to fuck this girl, he started doing poetry to
fuck this girl. That's the story that's that's the whole thank you. I
mean, there's some good shit in between there, but that's the premise in
his defense. Have you seen The Alone? Yeah, he's not he's not
wrong. I would write poetry for the Alone. But her friend, though
her friend could have got that work. I don't even remember her name because
I think she died. We wreake that shit down all the time. Yeah,
because it's just not a good It wasn't. There's a lot. It's
a lot of generational curses that need to be broken in that movie, right,
like they did everybody wrong, all of the money in the TV,
Like what's going on? Because why does nobody like knock on this nigga door?
Nobody said played up there every now? And does he come out and
go to the bathroom? Like where is he need to? He got it
all in that little spot right there. I think he might have had a
bathroom in his room. He probably had the Masters week smell Master, loving
basketball. I don't think it was a bad movie. I just think he
had a bad ending because you spent this whole movie about this woman finding herself,
only her to be basically the Yeah, I take this broadcast nigga,
right, They met. They met when they was kids. She fell in
love with him. She gave up her virginity to this nigga. This nigga
found out that his dad wasn't ship and he turned into a piece of shit.
The whole time he kept stringing her along while she trying to navigate her
career as a female in basketball. She was actually doing really good with herself.
Then all of a sudden, this nigga catches an injury and he's out
the gag. Now he can't be nobody to come back now he wanted to
come back. It's like now now I'll play you for your heart. Now
I'll be with you. And then what it basically was was, after all
the bitches and the money in the fame the window all out the window,
he finally realized. He finally realized, she's the only one that really cared
about me, And now she feels happy that she got this leader. Yet
she the one with a successful career yep, and he got to be at
the house watching kids while she travel. You gotta understand that this nigga is
comfortable with living off a w NBA salary. This ain't need to change,
that does ain't No knock on her. But just think about you went from
an NBA sad did he even make it to the NBA? I thought he
did and then he got angel like right away. I mean, we should
change the w NBA salary. But at the same time, look, what's
that how you watch the WA so yeah about brown Sugar? I like how
you just see that's why ain't gonna make right? And they be out here
bollett of a ball or bitch. I guess I'm proud of you for right.
I think try to find another word. Don't just say ladies, not
because that might be offensive. So I feel like it's females that's offensive.
I feel like if female woman, lady woman, if all of that shit
is offensive, y'all might as well be bitch's homes and happens. Okay,
brown Sugar? I like brown Sugar, but it literally yeah yeah, but
basically it's loving basketball in music form yet again, bad movie above the realm
Oh yeah, bad bad movie with bad editing. Niggas hate When I say
somebody showed the clip of dogs that wanted himself the fast, I want to
learn how to do that. But the fact of the matter is that when
the game was over. You lost the game, Tupac, you go out
here and make Wood go shoot a nigga because they lost. Take no shorts.
But I'm just saying, though, Bro, it's a it's just a
beast. Coach Carter, that's a bad movie, but I enjoyed. Coach
Carter reminded me of my junior varsity basketball coach. Yes, so basically so
that so that movie. That movie is a little That movie is a little
tragic. I do all right, But what time does that time say?
Because we are two thirteen ship, I supposed to been out of here like
forty five minutes ago. I'm not gonna have these three We're gonna stop these
goddamn three hour episodes. We changed topics if you wouldn't. When I was
getting ready in the show you, you popped up and asked about the sleeping
at work, So that created literally another show. Well, I just wanted
to make sure that we got no I was gonna say that for another day
or tomorrow while we were waiting for setups, so she was gonna be here
anyway. I was gonna ask the question before we get about it here is
what did you What do you have to do to make it to the point
where Jesus will slap the shit out of you personally. What could you do
personally that he would bid that would make Jesus want to slap the shit out
of you? I think I probably. I don't even think that would make
him slap you, bro, because he could just because he could, he
could turn water to wine, so that basically means he could flip the grape
juice clean. Bro, It's no big deal, it's nothing. It's nothing.
Talk about Mary, which Mary mom? Oh, mammas do make nigga's
wild out? That might be the might be the I don't know, Bro,
You probably run fifty year Jesus and he might just turn another cheek.
I mean, look for him. They left my man's in the cave for
three days, and I mean it's bad enough that you can't tell Jesus no
secrets because you know, the nigga can't hold water. You can walk on
it though you can. I see what you did, But what would you
do that? That's how we go in this show. We're gonna see Jesus
nailed it, you know, But what really would make Jesus I don't know.
I don't think you can irritate the nigga that guy left for dead in
the cave for three days. So now that really makes me wonder what was
on the person's mind who made them for sure, not the one who bought
it, but who's made it? Right? So what did you do that?
Baby? Jesus want to smack this shit out of your gang banging,
throwing up Lucifer set that's his brother. He ain't tripping like that baby was
playing. The music to live depends on the music, because what's so called
religious music. That's that shit trash, because Lutheran the church music for Lutheran
churches garbage like this is why, this is why I feel like if that's
what Jesus played, that the cookout I ain't coming. This is why I
feel like the concept of Heaven and Jesus and God like all that shit.
I just need like one big cartoon to just flush out just the thoughts and
processes of like putting God in this mythical land in the real world, like
imagine everybody's in heaven. It's a casting, definitely a call of sing.
He gets up, leaves the room and we didn't got ever, we hadn't
changed the music in his motherfucker. Now we are trapped out in the call
center. Guy comes back like, yo, who is fucking with the readio?
I think God like? I think Jesus likes trap music definitely. Who
do you think? Who do you think would being Jesus? Top five?
Jeezy, Michael Jackson, Leanne Rhymes. You covered all genre, Billy Ocean,
Billy Oshan. Ain't no way you tell me Jesus listen to have you
ever really listened to Billy? Thank you? Same that Jesus jack I'm telling
you that he's getting jiggy with that. I'm telling you he out here bumping
Billy Ocean, Oh, hauling notes. So let me say, Jesus,
Michael hauling and Leanne Ryan you will Oh she comes. She's mad either.
Jesus definitely be walking around the office like, look, can't go for that,
No, can do. I love when the Hey, you know what's
funny? Okay, you know more than starts as brother. Right then you
know he's a dick. Right He clearly clearly pulls up to the call center
playing beat It on Easter. That's crazy. That might be enough to get
Jesus. Yeah, playing began on Easter. All right, we're gonna that's
what we're gonna show. Thank thank everybody for tuning into another episode of our
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