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Well, hello and welcome, Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks
for telling a friend writing the word Danny. The soldier's back the soldier,
right, the soldier? Yet? Is that what we to go back to?
That that we have to let's go back to that, all right?
I don't know. He's getting her. I get a little nervous, don't
worry about it. And Matt manager of bTB Woodfire Pizza and Grill, bringing
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consistency, not early. It's a perfect pizza. If you're on some type
of diet seriously, yeah, or if you have a cardiologist looking at it,
yeah you know some things for you yeah, I don't. Yeah,
if you have a a FIP, it's a perfect pizza. So Danny had
the cardio echo what was it cardiogram? Yeah, cardio echogram. The great
band though, Yeah, fucking awesome to Pelicans, nest Year's music fest coming.
So what do they say at an early report? Yeah, yeah,
you're okay, that's it. Yeah, that was it. Now that's not
the cardiologist, that's my actual doctor. So this is the a FIP check.
Yes, what about the leaky valve? He said, that's okay,
everything's cool. So I go to the cardiologist basically just all right, So
now we have a track record in case something happens. Something happens, we
have a baseline to determine what's going on with your heart and everything else going
wrong with you. I have a heart, I have a cardiologist, a
neurologist, and a regular ologist. Wow. Yeah, a lot of problems.
Yeah, it's getting old. Sucks seeing right that bad jack man I
should be Mike wrote on Facebook. I feel like it's a battle each week
of who is going to be the most interesting guest on the pod between Stephanie
ID and the Soldier. It's always such a tight race between them. They
always make for great episodes. Stephanie on this one will be tough to beat,
and the follow up in a couple of weeks will be an anticipated episode.
Well, I'd like to be kind of on with Stephanie sometime. That's
just kind of a requests there, that's a request. Okay, we can
we can make that happen. Yeah, we can make that happen. Okay.
Yeah, Oh boy, I know, I know, Oh boy,
Matt. Now, Stephanie told us the last night that she's in a new
relationship. Yeah, but the relationship began one week ago. We're taping this
on Monday, So on a Monday, Monday night, it's only eight days
old, or Monday night. She at him on a Monday night. They
stayed up all night playing guitars or something on her house and doing it.
I don't know. She said they saw the sunrise. He is meeting her
family on Tuesday. That's tomorrow Morrow, and then they're going to meet his
son in Tampa this coming weekend. Oh damn. I thought I'd moved fast.
I was asking. That was exactly my question. Has anybody moved that
fast? You have not that fast? I mean I was engaged in six
months, but I didn't bring anybody around the kids or anything like that until
about five six months in. Yeah, but even that was fast. Yeah,
it was one week. Yeah, yeah, one week, like this
is just a few days now, they I think because she has kids from
her marriage. But I think she said they wait a couple of months.
There's I think there's like a two month window. How old are the kids,
you know, I want to say early teens? Old enough? Yeah,
early teens. Because to me, I don't know if that's a sign
of like desperation. Is that a red flag of any kind? You're talking
the wrong guy, I got a bat track crack. Yeah, but wait,
six months. She didn't go a week, you know, No,
he did not go a week like, yeah, but she lived with She
lived with him within a week though chick moved in a week. Yeah,
she's about ten days. Wow, Okay, that's I mean sort of.
I mean she stayed at her at her she was saying in an apartment with
her girlfriend, Okay, and that lasted a couple of weeks, but they
had a rule where a guy can only stay so many nights, and so
she was at my house anyway. So it's just kind of made right.
So okay, now, is this relationship still ongoing? Unfortunately? No,
unfortunately, No, it's not because we broke up. It's not. No,
she passed away, So it's a different situations. Hang on a second,
I was all confused, and so I'm gonna explain. While I was
confused. I was confused because I thought you said kids. Did you have
kids? Yeah? He did? Yeah, okay, and then this one
and then she unfortunately passed. Were you married to her? We did get
married? Did get me? Yeah? I'm very sorry, thank you?
It worked, It worked out well. See, I wasn't sure where it
was trying to look at you. Why on a second, I didn't know
in the in the like if you know chronologically where I'm an open right,
But so then it worked out. Yeah, yeah, everything was great.
Yeah, well I guess if it just feels right, yeah, you go
with it, that's true. Yeah, it did feel right and it went
well. So because I keep thinking, like this relationship, we'll get an
update on in two weeks. I think you could use an egg timer.
How quick this is going on? The Tampa? Yeah yeah, right now.
She sent me a text earlier today, a screenshot of her and the
guy going back and forth. You get it too, Can you pull it
up and read it? Pull it up, pull it up and read it,
because I don't I have the cameras on my phone and yeah, and
that'll just but I don't know that. See I always think, like,
what's the biggest red flag warning? And the red flag warning to me is
you're flying fast. But they're also people in their early forties. They kind
of know what they want, right, yeah, I mean you know,
so maybe there's a little more maturity there. You know what you like,
you know what you don't like. You know, you're a watcher, you
know you're not. I just had to because you're sitting there, get box
seats? No, but yeah, how old were you wouldn't uh see it
was two thousand, uh seventeen, so what is it six years ago?
Forty two? Oh yeah, just same basically the same mass, right,
you just knew. I mean she was twenty seven or she was twenty five.
You know. Maybe that's why I felt, right, man, was
you gonna say anything about that? But the stories we have, we could
just sit here for five Yeah, and it worked out great, it did.
Yeah. Oh man, do you have kids with her too? Do
you not? Okay? But she was great with your kids? Yeah yeah.
Wow. Well one of his kids it's almost the same age as there,
so really well he's twenty four, she'd be what thirty right now?
Yeah? Six years? Okay, six years. I mean god, she
would have been out of high school at the time he got in high school
and don't worry about it. And that would be weird though. If you
passed your future step mom in the hallway at high school strained you know what
that happens Silver Creek and Pine Play, Yeah, I guarantee it happened at
that point. I remember a girl like she was our senior year. She
brought her prom date in and they're still married to this day. He was
forty shut up, no, not kidding, really, I'm not kidding,
loser. Yeah, like they're still married to this day. Wow. He's
like, he's gonna be about sixty five. Yeah, and she's my age,
so yeah, yeah, but they they've been do you kind of catch
up? It's the older year. He was like, it's like, it's
like, imagine, imagine this old bald goatee dude like came to the proms
man. I went to a party at Eagle Vale over the weekend and they
were having the prom there, so I wasn't sure how to enter because there
were all these like, you know, I'm aarrying a bottle of twelve year
old McClellan and as a gift. And there's the school officials standing out outside
of Eagleville and I come walking up and I go, I'm here for a
party to go. Well, I don't think you're here for the problem.
And then I'm like, actually, I am up here to spike the punch.
What do you think? But that would be weird, man, Yeah,
a little little straight well under eighteen though at the time, Scott Well
she was nineteen. Actually she was a year older. She had, you
know, like anell back a year she's atom because what happened If it was
under eighteen, that would be yeah, then he'd be statutor. Well,
seventeen sixteen. What would your dad say? Yeah? Oh gosh, yeah
right, I mean that would my father wouldn't tolerate that. So after one
of my proms, word got out that some girl had called I was really
known to have parties all the time. So this girl, her parents are
like drilling her, where are you going after the prom? After the prom?
And she says, my house? So her parents call my parents and
so my poor parents ran out and just loaded up on food and everything and
said everybody can come back to their house. And my dad had just had
an incident and he wanted no drinking. Well that's not cool. So I
came like as late as I possibly could, and there's people drinking. And
there was a guy who had to be about thirty eight or thirty nine standing
underneath the basketball hoop in my driveway drinking with the kids. And this girl
who was like a year or two younger than me in school. It was
her dad. She would see me in the hallways. She wouldn't even look
at me. She's so embarrassed because my father's running around dumping boot Like I'm
running with a beer and my dad pops out behind a tree and clotheslines to
me. He goes, give me a beer. Damn it dumped it out.
It's like an episode of South Park in the first season where Randy and
his Tan's parents get divorced. So all of a sudden, she starts dating
this guy who expects the kid to call him dad. And then he gets
an ear ringing his series driving a convertible and he shows up at one of
Cartman's parties and all the kids are hanging out. He's like, hey,
kids, what's going on. It's the strangest thing. But it was a
small town, I mean real small town. And this guy and I remember
my buddy Todd Yukam was so drunk he started puking in the driveway and my
dad's trying to hold him up. I didn't want him fall hit his head.
Yeah, we just started to call him Todd and you can hear him
from across the like along going. It was like such a mess, just
just horrible. I just think that would be a red flag. Yeah,
that quick, A little bit that quick. What didn't she write during during
the show last night when we were taping, she wrote, dude, they
are really taking bets on us, laughing face. He writes back, ha
ha ha, that is awesome. Good. Tell them we'll take all their
money and go on another vacation with it. I can't wait to hear the
odds of them outs. I can't stop smiling watching that. And then she
wrote back, what's your favorite part? And he writes back the whole fffing
thing. He described our first night as magic. I couldn't agree more.
Oh, but one guy was like, you stayed up the whole night.
I was like, he's stayed up. It's on school night. You gotta
get to work the next day, don't you. Oh, it depends on
what you can do. Yeah, what's he doing? I don't know what
he does? She said something he's a banker's Yeah, he's a banker.
So there you go. Plays the drums and the guitar, shoots guns,
lifts weights. He's the picture of health in every manner. All right,
we'll take him moment. When we come back, we're gonna talk to a
guy who is in the times of Wayne County and he has an in some
kind of issue going on. He called some guy who's fifty one years old
where his daughter, who is seventeen is living, and then started sending like
one hundred and seventy eight texts. So he got arrested, I think for
harassment. But supposedly there's more to the story, so we'll see what he
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Kay, truthless Edie. Yeah, I know he calls a lot. Ruthless
Eddie was in yesterday and he was driving me a little lot. So I
think after you left, I said to Day, I don't remember him being
like that. They goes, Oh, yeah he wasn't. Yeah. You
and Tommy would inebriate yourselves during the or you get drunk. The Rosy would
get mad and I would be like, why, I don't understand. He's
fine, He's fine, but I guess I wait a minute. The picture
of his just showed up my Facebook memories. Yes, he was the drunkest
person in the bar. I believe that. I believe from the Times of
Wayne County where they do the head scratchers, uh section right in their Law
and Order section Nation have the head scratchers and this title says one hundred and
seventy eight aggressive messages later that was what it was, and they have the
picture of what looks like a very friendly, happy guy, and I'm going
something that isn't adding up here. Just from the headline in the picture.
That's my first thought when I looked at this. It says State troopers out
of Wolket. You have to say it like that. It don't don't you
You have to say it like that. Uh. They reported the arrest on
Monday, May first, May Day, May Day of Tom Patterson, Thomas
A. Patterson. He's sixty eight and he lives in Newark. Maybe he
knows race and Randy. I don't know. So lets that Patterson sent one
hundred and seventy eight aggressive messages to the man his daughter is residing with in
the ten not even one day. Well hold on, Tom, let me
let me finish the article and then you get to say whatever you want.
Okay, okay, that as long as that's fair, all right. So
one hundred and seventy eight aggressive messages the man his daughter is resigning with in
the town of Savannah. On April twenty fourth, Patterson was charged with aggravated
harassment in the second degree and taken to cap Court for arrayment. I think
that's I don't know what cap stands for actually child on something, child adell
protection. I don't know. He was released to appear in Savannah town court.
Sounds lovely with a court order of protection for the victim. Now,
what would you think a man's his daughter residing with a man in the town
of Savannah and he's send a one hundred and seventy eight aggressive messages? What
do you think, Danny, before mister Patterson actually explains to anything, what
do you what's the first thing that comes to mind? That this chicks shack
it up with him? Yeah, and uh, this follower is being protective.
Yeah, I think he's being protective. That's what I thought too,
Mark, do you think the same thing? Well, yeah, I'm thinking
that, um that he's way older than her. I'm thinking that there's the
guy's way older than yeah right, yeah. And the thing I thought,
Matt, same thing kind of thinking. Yeah, I'm thinking maybe abusive.
Okay, because I thought when the whole Britney Spears thing went down, I
was one of the few because that you saw all the documentaries and I go,
I can't deny watching the documentary, maybe she was taking advantage of But
I go, why do I feel like I don't think people are going to
have her best interest at heart. And today, and I've said this,
she looks like the afternoon stripper at the club. She's like spitting around.
She looks like that crazy broad that they only put it on at four o'clock
in the afternoon. And this at home, you know what I mean?
And I go, maybe her dad knew something, something more than the rest
of us. And apparently she's got an autobiography coming out and people are sweating.
All right, mister Patterson, when was the last time you texted anybody
just before you called? All right, good, all right? But I
do have to first of all, I do want to say that I did
not initiate this call. I have waited twelve years and given ample warnings,
you know, saying like, you know, it's gonna balloon eventually, someday
it's gonna be questions. Don't heal him and play right here? It is.
The whole thing is, yeah, you're starting wait, hang on a
second, get away. Yeah, I'm gonna lead you. I'm gonna lead
you questions because you almost came right into the middle of the conversation, like
you started in the middle. No one knew them, so that's okay,
So why don't we walk through this? So your daughter is seventeen, but
let me qualify this the man she's living with, uh regards to night have
it's her mother's boy. Well I but when the police thing, I find
out, figure they are married. Okay, all right, time all right,
So time out here, all right. So let's back up a little
bit, because say you're getting ahead of me. So when you and I,
I saw a post that you put up. Let me read the post
that you put up on Facebook. Okay, do you mind? That's why
I put up on Facebook. You put it up on Yeah, got arrested.
Got arrested because a fifty one year old man refused me access to my
seventeen year old daughter. Aggressive messages question mark assertive for certain, but ramped
up too aggressive. When cowards and bullies are called out, it appears I'm
this young woman's father. Get this cowardly Turred has interfered since December, and
I haven't seen nor spoken to her since. Now you wrote December twenty six,
twenty twenty three. That's a date that hasn't happened yet. Oh I'm
sorry. Last Chris the day after Uh, that's that's what I thought.
That's why, that's why I thought the cops failed. That's okay, the
cops failed to do a visual check for me too, meaning to take a
look at the daughter. And I don't understand this line, and I stubbed
my tone was denied medical attention. Um, you know what, I'd rather
not get into that here. Okay, that's fine, that's right, all
right, let's just for people involved in that. So let's just let's just
stick to this. So you're why does your wife I assume you're separated front
or divorced. You're divorced, okay, and your daughter has had has been?
Who has custody or do you have joint custody? She does, she
has custody custody. But you know, there's that stuff, and there were
rules in the past, but they've all been laughed, you know, and
sloppily. And the seventeen year old is the only child you have with this
woman. No, you have other children with her, with with the with
the wife that you're divorced from. Yes, so both kids say, mom,
yes, okay. I just want to make sure that sometimes it could
be multiple right. Uh, So what happened with does your daughter not want
to see you anymore. She's refusing to come see you. Uh yes,
yes, so I have and verbally speak to me. She texted for a
short while then just cutting me off block in social media nothing. Why do
you think that is because the turd? I have the word in that house?
Apparently turd is the word. Yeah, I made that up myself.
No, it's pretty good. Okay, I'm sitting here looking at my dad's
splitter box that I had visual aids, So it's not really creative. It
was just what I was looking at. Yeah, why is Uh, well,
he's at the old breage. I could tell you he's one of those
guys you know, like please over his way in and just putting the door
and then he starts tell of things you like to hear, and then you
know, trying to split people and yeah, guys, it's like, you
know, if you do this with your daddy, it's gonna make your mom
stack that kind of you know what I'm talking about? You know, Yeah,
it sounds like it. It's a little bit of manipulation. Yeah,
but see the problem is though, that you don't want to get yourself arrested
because now there's an order of protection and you can't. You can't even get
close to your daughter now, right, Sure, then it's just a stay
away order from him. Oh, it's just I'm gonna tell you just this
pretty convoy. I was gonna stay complicated, but most of it just kind
of fell together like serendipity here whatever. I don't even know what that means.
But anyway, Um, I've just been waiting because whole time, you
know, for a chance. Yeah, I didn't even I was started smoking
weed with this too, you know, because to get close to her.
Well, you started smoking weed with your daughter to get close to her.
The guy turd, You and the turch together, yeah, the turd.
Yeah, so you one way you wait, maybe that's not the best way
to get close to the guy. No, because he's very he's very,
very suspicious. So you gotta like work way. I used to give him,
like little gifts they wore. I started off. He has like a
little porch thing. He's just sit out there. I'll burgle up. So
I gave it in this oil heater that I actually thought when I was homeless
after they threw me out of my house to stay warm living in Bob Page's
back room, I'm magic Oh, Bob Page is a wonderful Yeah, it's
very loving that guy. No, I don't know Bob. I don't know
Bob, but he sounds like a nice guy. But listen here, hang
on, hang on. As your lawyer, I'm gonna tell you to stop
talking because you're not going yourself any favors right now, stop doing right Stop
talking because you're not doing yourself any favors. We're saying when you're talking about
yes, sir, I haven't. I haven't mentioned any names. Oh no,
no, no, no, But what I'm saying is for yourself.
Like your daughter is seventeen, right, so she's is she at the age
where she can kind of make her own decisions? I don't know where the
court looks. Absolutely No, No, she's uh capable, Yeah, I
mean high on the wall in school. No, I don't. I don't
mean that. I don't know. You're you're missing my point legally. Can
she say I don't want to see my daddy? Yes, okay. And
how's the relationship with your son who's older? It was good until until what
uh this started to pick up steam with them? Yeah, and then I
mean two weeks ago I went to see John Rich and after eat with him,
and right after that, don't contact. Okay, So I just want
to know something. One hundred and seventy eight text messages. What kind of
plan do you have? Well? Well, hey, meticulous? All right?
So why included to this plan? Yeah? If you read the thing
to something about now we're in here, did you indicate he had any reasons
come here? That's another lie because in there I said I am coming over
to Klefti's items and giving you a lnch you over the years, including the
man knowing a bush that you dug out of my cards and stold okay,
twelve years ago. I think I think you gotta. I think you gotta
like you need to. Here's the problem. You gotta control your emotions.
Sending one hundred and seventy eight text message isn't going to help your call.
Yeah, but he probably only understood maybe five or six of its way.
This conversation is going, what do No, he just like takes him and
finds a way to turn it aroun, I'm back on me something else now,
So now I have to make him abusive. But let me well,
do see that that's your mistake. He's beating you. You realize that he's
beating his hand. I couldn't get them to confess, so now by park
I would get park in furnish house, park down the street. Okay,
well what do they confess? Now I have to go to court. Now
I have to go to court, and now I have to say your honored
weight be heard on this Patterson and mister mister Patterson hang out a second.
What why were you going over there kissing my daughter? Okay? But and
I told him that. Yeah, but but your daughter they didn't want you
on their property and they wanted other properties, and she doesn't want to see
you. I didn't I wasn't told that by her. Okay, all right.
Well, see I don't have any daughters, and I hear teenage girls
can be kind of tough. I don't know. I don't have any daughters,
daughters tough. I'm going to get defensive about this because they are my
children, dren. But I think you're gonna wind up losing because every time
you go over somebody's going to start making, you know, accusations or claims,
and nobody lets me finished. That's why I never Yeah, I went
over there. I parked down the street to provoke one or two things him
to either confess in front of the kids, or for him to call the
police so I could get arrested so I could get this out in the fucking
open. Yeah all right, but here it is, and let me finish
sixty years old health issues. They took my home, my property for money.
Yeah, I have no hometown, I have no family. What do
I got to lose? What are they gonna do. I'm a sixty eight
year old mayor with health issues. But I'll get a desk job, community
service weekends, fuck it. Yeah, you know. And the thing is,
I had to tell you something right now. I played sports for on
time with a team that's never fucking quit once once. I'm not going to
quit. Okay, Now here's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing a guy who's
down to the last straw, that loves his kids, that just wants to
see his daughter. Damn straight man. That that that's one hundred what it
is. And I want a professional evaluations to make sure that they have not
been coerced, manipulated, of machiavelliized. And that's another word I just made
up, yeah part of it. Yeah, all right, but but let's
see what you know what you hear me, That's what it is. It's
a It's that existential me that I had for the world to be responsible.
All right, I want to ask you two questions. What what are you
accusing the turd of what you're saying you want the turd to confess? What
do you want him to confess to? What is confessing to? Uh?
Probably disposed of me how they disposed of you. Yeah, you realize now,
Please don't take this the wrong way. And a friend of yours reached
out to me and said, such one really nice things about you, And
I told you I wasn't going to be rude or anything, because I actually
could kind of see that there was something going on here where it felt to
me like it was a guy trying to protect his daughter. As we said
when we started, but you come on started off, Oh, absolutely right.
But because I wanted to get this turned back. Yeah. But but
because of a lot of things, I was in no position physically, emotionally,
financially or anything to do it. Plus I was boxed to many contacts,
so I had to like reenact like some bad Stevens the Gong movie where
I laid the coma and then came out like, but here's the problem,
Patterson. You come off a little I mean this, I mean this in
the nicest way, and I want you to really hear me, come off
a little crazy. I do well that, but that's not gonna that's not
going to help you, my friend. That's That's what I'm trying to say
to you, is if you can just try to control the emotions. It
sounds like you've had a whole lot of shit. Have you been listening though?
How long have I been? How long have I been controlling my emotion
the entire conversation? But but no, no, no, we're in this
situation though it sounds it sounds like it sounds like years, sounds like it's
been sounds like twelve years. Yeah, well here will be. And now
because of this ramped up crap coming from them where they clamped down on on
his their conversation, I have stull access to them. But god, they
don't want to see me because someone's in their ear. All right, Well,
okay, you're right, you're right, You're absolutely right. I was
talking about this with my counselor. Yeah, I back here, Well,
listen a lot. I get it. But you talk about being in family
health as your health declining. You know, let's not get it that you
all right, Well, the only reason I'm asking is because it sounds like
you really want to see your kids, and that that sounds like something that
should be able to happen. But maybe I don't know if you can be
a little nicer. It sounds like you've you've been dealing with a lot of
shit for a long time. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well I
just feel you know, I'm sure there are people who are going to recognize
us feel like we just feel invisible. Yea, yeah, and that's the
life I've been living. And then I hold it and hold it and hold
it in and not you know, so long ago, all of a sudden,
I just explode it in me. Well, why I'm I'm gonna make
a suggestion. I'm gonna make a suggestion and then and then we'll hang up
here. Okay, what my suggestion would be. I assume at seventeen and
your daughter as has her own phone. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, so one boom, Yeah, why don't you just text
her? Unless I'm blocked? You're blocked. You're blocked? Are you blocked
from your ex wife? All social media. Everything all right, but hang
on, are you blocked by your ex wife? I don't know. My
ex wife sent me the message that said your daughter blocked you. Okay,
we don't make you do it too. Okay, Well, why don't you
just send a message like when he can calm down? It can only be
really simple to to to probably your ex wife. She well that's what I
asked. All I was gonna say, is said somebody at text, just
saying the bottom line is I love you, and end it there, and
then it's in their court and you don't act a little. What they can
deem is goofy. Then I think maybe you'll be you'll get to talk to
her again, because I'm sorry. You just sound like you're in a lot
of tea. I am, I am, And to thank you for resting.
Well you seem like a nice guy that that picture of you. You
just look like a happy guy. Well, oh is that the cop call?
Ye? Most people think so the cop. No, no, no,
no, not for you, not for you, not for you.
We have another interview coming up, Not for you, mister Patterson. No
no, no, I promise one sack. I know you've got to go,
but what are your names for your uh so the name of the podcasts
so I can contact you in case. Why don't you keep contacting me through
Facebook? I respond to you. No, I know you do. Yeah,
you reach it out like that. Well, we'll talk whoever contacted you.
I don't want to know. No, I've ready. Oh oh the
person that they were very nice. They said nice things about you. That's
all I wanted to say. Okay, so I'm going to be able to
nail that down. So okay, Yeah, there's only like one or two
people that says nice things trying to tell me here. Wow, mister Patterson.
I hope things get better for you. Hey, guys, thanks,
and I hope you guys everything goes well for your years. Well, thank
you, well, thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you, all
right, bye bye? Thank not how I thought that was going to go
the fucking Riddler or what well son zoo. It was like the male version
of Gussie. It's tough when you're going through that ship with your kids though,
and divorces make it bad and X wives can make it bad, and
then when you're trying to get closed by smoke and pop with by I wanted
to ask him like you shout, I'm saying twelve years, so I didn't
want to step on your toes. For twelve years he's known this guy,
So was this like the ex wife's new husband and now of a sudden he's
with the daughter. And we didn't get to that point. So I don't
know, like I was thinking of three one five twisted ship. Yeah,
I don't think it went there. I think said that probably right. Yeah,
I think he's just being blocked by the daughter, and I think he
does crazy shit. He and he kind of think and he's snapped right,
and this guy he then he finds out that his ex wife married him,
married the guy, and then I don't know anyway, I felt someone stole
a rose bush. Yeah, yeah, twelve years ago he did not forget
as I didn't really want to get this guy any more upset. He was
pretty to get emotional, yeah, or confuse, confuse, confuse the spot
there where my ex wouldn't let me talk to my kids for months and it
was very hard. So I get where he's upset and and yep, you're
gonna lose your ship. And unfortunately, the more you lose your ship,
the stupor he look and The harder is this year, it's easier for people
to twist things against you, right and go hey, and no one wants
to say, you know, your emotions at the police officer. Yeah,
you know, he knows we're gonna call him. He knows we're gonna call
him momentarily. Okay, all right, So we're gonna talk to somebody from
the sheriff's department because the county is investing seven million dollars into into the Sheriff's
department for a bunch of new stuff, including more deputies and back up and
all kinds of things. Refund the police. This is the thing, Like,
I go that it was so funny you say that because I what happened
to defund the police. Yeah, I kind of liked it. Idea,
Like I like this idea too. We should all like this idea. Uh,
if you find yourself hurt on the job. And maybe I should have
told h our friend mister Patterson about connorson Ferris. I don't know. He
sounded like, wasn't he homeless at one point? He's living somebody's back room.
Yeah, he bought a heater that he had at Bob Paige's house.
This isn't good and so you know what Frandy knows, Bob Page. Here's
what's happening though, just real quick. The Turret, as he calls him,
has probably been raising this daughter. By raising, I mean helping pay
for I mean you have a daughter, right, Dan's lessons or whatever,
whatever things, whatever activities. Because that just had nothing. Yeah, he
said he lost his house, his property, He's got nothing to sos,
getting no hometown, billy, And it sounds to me like he made me
dying twelve years in his life. I want to know how they ended together
though. So she was five when this guy entered the life, right,
Yeah, Now of a sudden they're dating. No oh no, no,
no, no, no, no no the mom, mom, mom,
this okay, So this guy, man, I feel so much better.
Hey, you know you were a bunch of people work good question. I
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no Matt match. Right, Because in the article, it makes it sound
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It sounds like this guy's maybe the de facto stepdad and he's trying to
because the wife wants nothing to do with the X husband who sounds like he
maybe really not much right, not contributing much, not doing anything. She
doesn't want to deal with him. So that guy has been like, I'll
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you get your podcast. Well, we're excited because a lot of people have
heard of defund the police. But Danny, what is this refund the police?
Refund the police test? Monroe County leaders announced that they will be investing
seven million dollars in the Monroe County Sheriff's office, and I think that that
is fantastic. I think it's good for all the citizens of Monroe County.
Right, it's a business owner, you like that. I'm just a management
Yes, it's crea manager. Sorry, but either way involved in business.
Right, let's have to manage, right when you have good police out there
holding on the line is Deputy Fowler, how are you this evening? Sir?
Here you go, I'm good. How are you? I am well?
So this is uh, this is an interesting announcement. So this means
there will be forty one sworn positions with this seven million dollars, including third
deputy, roll patrol officers, three lieutenants. Enhanced coverage at the Frederick Frederick
Douglas Airport, which is always good because you can't can't really pull over to
pick anybody up. They're always very nicety, they understand. They go,
hey, hey, listen, can you just do another lap real quick?
And then come back and add a juvenile investigator position and add a fourth and
fifth platoon to ensure backup for deputies. Could some of this be because of
the amount of carthafts and the increase in just bad behavior, Yeah, it
certainly could. Uh. Yeah, it's one way to look at it,
right. Um, you know, I want to I want to start by
saying that what was announced today is really a two pronged effort. Okay,
the increase in staffing, and then the second piece of this is expanding our
capability to deal with the crime, and that's by opening up the operations center.
You know, some areas call it a real time crime center. We're
calling it an operations center here in Rochester area. But those are our two
main efforts here. And obviously this was a great bit of news for us
today and we're really extended to be able to take this next step. So
it's a Regional Investigative Operation Center. That's what they're calling it. The r
Is it the RIOC? Is that what they'll refer to it as. Yeah,
we'll call it the REACAC. Okay, yeah, sure, because I
mispronounced everything rico. That's something else. Yeah, Bill, I can.
I'm sure you can imagine the number of options we went through when we came
up with the name scheme. Oh yeah, I won't share that with your
listeners, but it is pretty interesting. Yeah, please, I'd love to
be in those. That would be a lot of fun. So, so
this is a county wide to explain what it is, more or less,
what will happen in this reac center. Look, so five years ago when
share Extra took over, he asked me to be the cheap deputy, and
the two of us have been working on this for a long time. This
is a long time coming. This isn't this is not a knee jerk reaction.
It's not something that we've just kind of thrown together at the last minute.
It really picked up steam about eighteen months ago when we were able to
get some funding to do a professional staffing study for our agency, and we
were able to get some preliminary results that we're very eye opening to us.
You know, we work this and the deputies work it every day and we
hear from them every day. But when an external organization that devotes their entire
career on studying police agencies comes in and gives you that insight, it really
is eye opening. And so we followed it up with an awful lot of
continued work and negotiation, and thankfully we have a very supportive county executive in
Monroe County Legislature, and all of us got together and decided that now is
the time. We can't delay this any longer. And again, it's going
to take a while to realize these new deputies. We have to hire them,
we have to put them through the academy. So this isn't going to
be a change overnight. It's going to take a while. So we have
to act now. If there's somebody who's listening who wants to join the Sheriff's
department, I would like to become a deputy. How would they do that?
How would they apply? Please please share with your listeners. I'll tell
you what. Now is a great time to get hired. We're running a
jail class right now, and we have a history of hiring jail deputies from
the jail and moving them over into the police bureau. So if you're looking
at it as a stepping stone, please look at all your options and give
them all a try. Now is definitely the chance. You can go on
to Monuroe County Sheriff website and just follow the links to the recruitment page.
They will all you're right back. Or you can call and speak to them
and they will talk you through the process. But now it is definitely the
time. Looks like this list that's established now and probably the next two lists
for civil service will be the ones to be Is there like an age limit
sir, there is thirty five years old. I wish I could remember being
thirty five years old, but yeah, that is. That is the age
limit for new hires. We do. There is a waiver for active duty
military if they want to transfer, they want to retire from the military and
come over, they can make that happen, and the recruitment deputies will walk
you through that whole process. They're there to help you. They're there to
prepare you for everything, to get you ready for selection and then move you
into the academy. Yeah. I think this is a great thing, and
it's a great opportunity for people who are looking into law enforcement. And I
know there's a couple of schools that have graduating classes coming out and uh maybe
I mean Roberts Wesleyan has a whole program that I think is devoted to this
kind of stuff. So yeah, I think, yeah, they do.
Uh a great bunch of men and women out there taking those classes. I've
been out there to speak to them and talk to them about the program.
Well some of them, some of them are probably really good. That my
son goes there, so that one punk. But if you ever, I
mean, if you just wanted to he's a dark haired, curly haired kid,
kind of kind of muscular. But I mean, if you hit him
right with a baton, sir, you could really knock some sense back at
that, say Bill, I'll just need a note from you that that's okay.
He is the only twenty one year old er drinx Martinis he's to spot.
No, I could go to the state police. Then, yeah,
that's very funny. I have a question. Do you have to be an
American citizen to be to be a police officer? Is that true? Yes?
You do. Yeah, you have to. You have to be a
high school graduate, you have to have a driver's license, and you have
to be a citizen. Um, and that will get your foot in the
door to start the process. Um. You know, we're more and more
through the years, we're leaning towards a college degree, a two year college
degree. But we uh, you know, we're not able to uh to
make that mandatory. We don't need to quite yet, but we do encourage
it. At least get started on a degree. Are we starting to see?
I don't know that it's really true, But the less and less are
there any cars left to steal? I guess it's my that's a holy cow
Um, I wish I had a better answer for you. We it's painful
that what we're facing every day with these sole in cars. I just I
feel so bad for the victims because there's there's nothing that they're doing wrong.
Um, And I'll tell you what what really hurts is the age of the
offenders. That's what really hurts. What's going on with the youth and the
juveniles, that that's that's where they get their kicks. Somebody's really going to
get hurt. Somebody is going to really get hurt. And then I think
we've had two incidents where school through parking lots or over across lawns at the
area high schools where students have been walking and I don't even know where.
I mean, maybe it's funny to see somebody's screaming run, but I'm not
seventeen anymore, and I don't find it funny. You know, it's a
weapon, right, A car is a weapon. And I used to always
just worry about I would always say, and people would laugh at me,
but I would go, young men in car scare me. But just because
you're you feel invincible, you're reckless, and if you were like me,
love going fast, right, and so. But you have no perception and
in your mind life's never gonna end you're seventeen, that this isn't exactly what's
happening now, and it does. I don't know how much you can say
about this, but the understanding is that it sounds like these kids are being
coerced into doing this by people who are older to try to then commit crimes
and realize that the kids basically get a slap on the wrist. And by
saying kids, I mean we've seen what thirteen, fourteen, fifteen years old
slapping the risks and back out. And I ran into Sheriff Baxter about two
weeks ago and he told me that there was one young offender who I think
had been picked up six times for stealing cars. But there're just is nothing
you can do, but you know, by the law, to actually hold
them any longer than whatever is being done. Right, Yeah, that's that's
accurate. Um, you know what, whatever really is happening with their group
that they belong to, their circle of friends or whatever it is that's encouraging
them to go out and commit these crimes, you know, it's unfortunate because
they're they're ruining their future. And the sheriff is absolutely right. We're dealing
with these same kids over and over again, and it's almost like Russian roulette.
Sooner or later they are going to get hurt. Somebody else is going
to get hurt. How many times can we let them commit these crimes?
It is? And then the problem, as you said, you feel so
bad for the victims of these crimes. I mean, as I've said many
times into this microphone, what a pain in the ass this is. And
tomorrow we're going to talk to somebody who recently had a car stolen. And
it's just one of these things where there's not a lot anybody can do for
you. But one it's a stolen car, which in and of itself is
not a top priority, and when it comes in the crime world, but
boy, can really screw you up because you're out of work. You've got
to pay or potentially but you may have to cancel appointments, you may have
to find alternative transportation for a while, You've got to deal with your insure.
I mean, it's a whole lot. Let alone, what's in the
car? Who knows what's in there? I mean some people, you know,
I knew somebody who kept one's ashes in the glove box, so they
were always riding with them. And I'm just saying. I only say that
this is it's a sentimental thing that that too would be gone and that's something
he can't replace. Yeah, absolutely absolutely, But you're right now there.
They may have to lose time from work because of that. There's maybe a
financial impact, not to mention just the feeling of being victimized. Yeah,
you know that's nobody wants to feel that. Absolutely awful. Well, I
appreciate your time, and I think this is a great deal and I would
encourage anybody. It's a great organization, the Monroe County Sheriffs, and you
have great guys at the top in Sheriff Baxter and in Chief Deputy Fowler.
Because things are going well, I would say in Monroe County as a whole.
Yeah, we thank you very much. Bill. We're very appreciative,
and we recognize most importantly that we wouldn't be able to do any of this
if we didn't have the public trust. You know, you have to if
we're asking for things, if we're asking for more support, we certainly need
the public trust and we have to earn that that trust continuously, so very
much appreciate all the support we get. Thank you. Yeah, well you're
very welcome, and thank you for your time. Okay, right, I
have a good YouTube there, he goes. Just seems like I wanted to
ask this to you because there's a story, and I'll play a little bit
of a news clip. But it just feels like behavior overall has declined somehow.
Sure has. And I ask you, as a guy who's been in
the hospitality business for how many years? Twenty years, twenty years years?
Are people harder to deal with today than they were? Or I don't know,
I mean, it sounds it sounds like a kind of a silly question,
but they are. You know, back in the day, you fought
with fists whatever. Now you don't worry about guys pulling guns or knives or
anything like that. But we talked about this with a bunch of restaurant owners
a couple weeks ago, and during the pandemic, everybody came together. Everybody
was positive, everyone was very nice and understanding, and it was great,
right, And now it's like everybody wants to go back to being the biggest
asshole they can be to everybody in the hospitality business, and they treat your
services bad. They treat you bad, they go on social media and give
you bad reviews, you know, just because they don't like you for some
reason. And it's like everybody said, Oh, I'm gonna be the biggest
asshole I can be now because for two years I was really nice and it's
really gotten best hit my quota of yeah, well, you know what's interesting
too is m and I don't know that you can you would even see this
necessarily in your but how old are your kids? Nineteen and twelve? Okay,
so twelve? So I got the guy who's thirteen two, and I
don't know. There's something about that younger age group where it feel like the
behavior amongst them is and some people will say it was the pandemic that kept
them in and so now they don't really have the social skills and stuff.
But I mean, to be stealing cars at thirteen fourteen years old, you're
pretty fearless. You've already had contact with the law, and now it's almost
like it doesn't matter, right, So what's next, what's the next big
adventure? But there was a story today in Tennessee where a girl was cheating
on her phone. She was using her phone. Teacher takes the phone and
she whips out mace and it goes like this. The other students sprayed the
teacher out. What I mean, you go? I don't remember, like
even if somebody talked back to a teacher when I was a kid, who's
like, WHOA, right, you know you're Everybody's like, WHOA, what
are you doing? That's crazy? This was someone took the phone. And
according to stories I've read, and I don't know where in Tennessee, but
this could be. I think this could be anywhere, all right, this
could be anywhere. This could be the city of Rochester. This could even
happen in a fair board school. I have no idea, uh, but
it's I guess the kid went out. I guess this teacher had taken the
phone. She sprayed him in the classroom. He ran out, kind of
dropped to his knees, and when he refused to give it again, she
sprayed him. And now other teachers came out. But this same teacher had
taken another student's phone, either a month or so ago, for using the
phone to get answers or cheat or whatever, and that kid punched him in
the face. And I go. It seems like and I don't know,
I don't know if there's a pattern there among young kids where they just don't
give a shit about authority anymore. They don't they don't have to well you
see, don't I see it every day and it's like, you know,
and they don't. There's I have one kind I but what happened to like
my old man would have My old man used to jack me up against the
wall sometimes. I used to try to fight him once in a while,
just to see if I could do it. Yeah, and I learned quickly
there's no there's no fear. I mean they don't because there's no um consequences,
consequences to it at all. There's nothing you should see. It's it's
almost it's almost it's like, you know, I only have to spend you
know, eight to nine minutes with imagine being a teacher that I would have
to do that for, you know, for for forty five. My wife
deals with it all the time. There's no they can't even go to anybody
for help. It's it's you. They can call security and that's it's like
they can't do anything. But the administration just not did they take the kid's
sides necessarily. They just don't want the headache. They don't want to have
the parents too. And like you guys just said, I'll tell you what.
I went to a Catholic school, and I'll never forget one time one
of the nuns, a bunch was rankling assholes. One of the nuns hit
us with a ruler. We're talking. This is, you know, thirty
forty years ago. Yeah, And I went home crying and to my father,
and my father goes, what did you do? Yeah to deserve it?
Yeah? Right, so it was it was there was no matter why
to do nowadays, and I see this firsthand. These kids, these parents
don't um you know, it's never their kids after you. Yeah right,
they're coming after you or teacher. You know, they're going to defend their
kid, when it used to be the opposite. Right. It's interesting because
I go, all right, so you and I would probably be when you're
younger than I am on the older end of kids being well, I don't
know, I'm forty eight, so yeah, all right, but but the
kids being like twelve, that's what I'm saying, right right, I don't
know if you go, you know, to I'm over fifty, so I
would assume that not many people. Most people have kids that are older,
right, not twelve thirteen years old. I just don't remember. Like,
I don't know if it's the social media stuff where they just say whatever they
want to, or they learn how to behave I mean, you know what
I mean, you learn all this stuff. I mean, look, well,
this whole crime thing, this whole car thing was taught by TikTok,
Right, somebody put out a video and you learn how to do it.
There was all kinds of shit how to hot wire our cars When I was
a kid. I might have done it once to my old man, right,
you know what I mean, but we didn't. I wasn't going stealing
cars. I'm wondering where the disconnect is and we can say that. I
do wonder if some of the those kids are being manipulated into doing it and
knowing that they're going to get away with it and whatever, and you know,
within their peer group or whatever, they're a hero, right. But
the other ship where you're spraying a teacher, you're hunch them in the face,
we had it, you know. I'm sure there are things that go
on in suburban schools around here that we don't hear about because they don't want
it out. They don't want that stuff out, and who can blame them?
But but you know, it's it's a world we live. Yeah,
it's like weird, but it's like younger. That's the thing that I'm finding
is just a younger kid babies raising babies. And I don't mean like like
teenage pregnancies. I'm talking about just like that generation. Yes, that's what
I'm saying. Like I'm going, everybody goes, well the parents and I'm
going, yeah, but all the parents I knew, and maybe the parents
you knew seemed to buckle down on their kids. Is just a handful of
them. So we said last week, where are these parents? I don't
know? I mean, this kid got a rested six times. We're stealing
a yes, yea too. I wouldn't be at a walk. My dad
would have beat my ass. So I want to sound like that old get
it says all these damn days. I think what it is is like you
have like just it's it's uh, you have a small number of parents who
don't really do a great job at home. Whether that's like it's a lack
of a two parents structure or whatever. But at the same time, when
one kid acts out, that tells the rest of the class. If I
could get away with it, you can get away with it two and spreads.
Right, It's so really like Gibby, all it takes is just one
bad apple, right, It's I have no idea. I don't know what
the answer is, but it just seems like younger and younger. Here you're
seeing somebody gets pepper sprayed the teacher, which by the way, I think
it's a weapon and it's of itself, right, yeah, nice or whatever.
And it's the young young kids. I mean we're talking kindergartens, second
third graders. I think I see the worst of even more than the really
yeah young kids. That's where it's coming from. It's like nobody's nobody takes
any you know, there's no repercussion on anything anymore. And it's really really
sad. It's interesting. We'll see how things unfold and now refund the police.
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Soldiers story, Yeah, this is this is gonna be what place at the
final credits? Anyway? Who would play you in the sold your story?
Um? Who's the guy? Tom Hanks Son Hans you know who? People
say it looked like the guy that was in um Fulmono Jack, the guy
who shoots gummy. Yes, yes, yes, oh, pitch, it's
an off for you. Oh yeah, I could see that. Yeah,
I could see it too. Yeah, so he gets the row. He
also played one of the aliens and men in black who did ye. Yes,
I'm looking for a couch Sugar the friend sugar Water. Uh. The
NFL is going to be announcing their schedule maybe Thursday, in multiple parts.
There's something going on, and we'll get to that in a second, but
only because the NFL is like, You're the biggest sport on the planet,
right, or at least the world we live in, the only world that
matters. It dominates everything. But what's what's better. Well, I've been
enjoying and I know that this is I will always say this is not an
NBA town. Would that be fair to say? Yeah? Yeah, people,
I enjoy watching the NBA. People always go here crazy. But I've
been enjoying the playoffs. And then last night I see the weirdest thing happened
in the game, and it was Denver versus Phoenix and the owner is this
young guy and he used to play for Michigan. I think he was a
walk on guard for Michigan, and he did the greatest flop, went joking,
went to take the ball out, and I don't think he ever laid
a hand on him in any way, and the guy took a flop.
Listen to this, everyone remember hard to believe he'll be gone. He's gonna
be strange to walk into this building and not see his smiling face as Phoenix
turns it over. That boy, yokis a little bit of contact boy that
potentially could get dangerous. I think Yokis was just trying to get the basketball
from the crowd, and crowd we're upset about that, and by right into
the area where the son's owner, matt Ishp is seated. Just too are
left in that corner as security quickly trying to step in and diffuse the situation.
A little bad boy actually there from mad Ispia from Detroit. I think
there was nothing to it is. Everybody excited. Let's see how the officials
handled this here, because both teams will go to their respective benches. Shia
Kogi landing. That's what happened there, Yokoy trying to rip it away from
matt Ishpi and then the little shove. Oh wow, boys, you know
Mattesbia did play for Tom Mizzole, so he's unafraid. I'm sure a little
bit of a maybe a flop from Shpia there a little bit. He threw
his hands up and I didn't think Yo Yocha I had touched him at all,
didn't He looked like his hand heart Now I know we're talking about backwards
and his buddy, you know, puts his wall in his mouth. He
fakes the seizure. I mean, he really sold this. He did.
That was the best levee wild thing. I go, oh my god,
it's the owner. Now he had held the ball, but the clock had
stopped. Yeah, so I I don't know why yokiss trying to rip it
out of his arms anyway, but because he was asked that later on and
I tried to grab that audio and something happened on the computer. But he
I believe once they get the ball, though, they can actually set the
offense and get things going right away. So the longer the guy holds the
bats don't have a chance they'd take that advantage. That's a good point because
it was hard to understand exactly what he's saying. But he got miffed at
a reporter after the game that asked, basically, why didn't you just let
the ref get the ball? Because the ball and he said because, he
goes, well, I was just trying to get it back, because then
to your point, we can set, we can get set and go and
I think they trailed by a point with just seconds left in the half and
he get technical for that. He did, h but now there was talk
of will he get a fine? And it was suspended or suspended and ith
be the owner of the Sun's tweeted out, great win for the Sun's last
night in an amazing series so far, This should be and is the only
story. Suspending or finding anyone over last night's incidents would not be right.
I have a lot of respect for Yokick and don't want to see anything like
that. Excited for game five, go sons. I hope that they follow
that because I don't think there was anything this suspending Si Well. I love
that he said too, it's a fan and somebody goes, well he's the
owner. He goes, yeah, but he's sitting in courtside. He's a
fan. Yeah. I loved his answers. He was He's very intelligent the
way he spoke like he was kind of pissed. He's almost I was waiting
to hear him say a stupid American you know what I mean, stupid American
money. That was That was. That was kind of funny. Played for
Michigan State, by the way, Yeah, thank you. So I did
read this the NFL schedule. You said they're gonna release it in three parts.
Yeah, they're gonna release it. They're gonna release the the international games
first, then the Black Friday game that select Sunday games. And the reason
is because the day, on the day of the schedule, release all the
stuffs out by seven o'clock and they want to make a TV show out of
this. So now what they're gonna do is they're gonna go to their like
television partners. They're gonna release stuff on the CBS Morning Show and stuff like
that. Not to mention, Adam Scheffer tweeted out and I didn't realize this.
It used to be like all the AFC games were on CBS or in
the past NBC in all the NFC games or on Foxing before that CBS.
Now all the games are free agents, so now the networks can pick and
choose what games they want. It's almost like a draft teams. There's there
are certain teams that O, you can go to NBC or Fox or wherever
it may be, just to keep it fair. How is it for you?
I don't know at BTBU and I would assume that would be for a
lot of places too, when they're on when you've got Apple for Baseball,
Prime for football, Prime, some Yankees games around Prime. I mean I
heard old guys complaining in bitching like they're like, hey man, yeah,
yeah, because I don't know, and baseball having an older audience anyway,
right, But I mean, does that make it more tougher for you?
So far more subscriptions because it's been direct TV for us? So last year
Amazon got the Thursday night games, but Direct TV showed them to all the
bars and restaurants across the United States' three hundred thousand bars. They're hard direct
TV. There's no way we can stream these games. Yeah, fifty two
TVs right, I can't stream there's not a bandwidth. Yeah. So it
looks like Direct TV is going to continue handling for the bars and restaurants,
so they'll pay a percentage to who is it Amazon? Actually? Right now,
Amazon and then yeah, and then what about the YouTube the YouTube stuff,
see it all should go to direct TV for us? All right,
good? They haven't officially said it though, Yeah it's a little it's more
fun, I will be honest. Then to go out to BTBAH and watch
with a crowd of like minded people. That's where you make most of your
money is on those Sunday people have lived for the I mean BTBS had a
subculture of every fan base and I've witnessed it over the years. Who every
year, Matt's probably gonna walk in and tell the Vikings fans, I'm not
gonna put up with it this year. No more. I think like the
Cowboys have their own room and yeah we lost so and so this year shoveling
his driveway Dad. That's true. Every year somebody croaks terrible. Every year
a Cowboy fan dies. Yeah. My buddy John was telling me, goes,
oh yeah. Every year we figure out we'll take bets on who's gonna
who's not gonna be here next year, and it's all like last year it
was goon This year it was slugs between the Cowboys and the Browns fan base.
Really, Browns fan base is like seventy five and older. That's funny.
There's no young, no young Brown fans. No Peter King, who
used to write for he's with NBC. Yeah, okay, because I thought
this was good morning stuff. I thought it was Good Morning football. But
it doesn't matter, he wrote. The release of the schedule, which the
NFL had hope to have a primetime show Thursday night, may be delayed.
I'll continue, but you haven't heard this. I paused because of Aaron Rodgers
Lamar Jackson signs. Yeah, so late, so late, they didn't have
a chance. They do the schedule. It's still likely to be done in
time for the release Thursday at eight. You know the pressure is on.
Yeah, but this is what Peter said. I was told over the weekend.
It may not be finished in time. The twenty twenty three Mega Games
opening Thursday, Sunday and Monday nights, Thanksgiving Day, the new Black Friday
Tilt. How many games you're gonna be on Black Friday, the Sunday night
game on Christmas Eve, and the Monday triple header on Christmas They're gonna have
three games on Christmas Day. Awesome are not set in stone yet. The
Mega Games are usually solid by early May. The schedule crew is slated to
meet with Commissioner Roger Goodell this afternoon in New York. That probably has already
happened, at which time more clarity on the tent pole games is expected,
I'm told. As of the weekend, the NFL was still in search of
options on the two hundred and seventy two game regular season slate, with a
series of computers continuing to spit out alternatives. What a pain in the ass?
Oh man, So it's terrible. But the three games on Christmas Day,
that's awesome. I always like watching basketball. Yeah. But the thing
is, like with football, though, the games all means something. Basketball
time, it kind of doesn't. You're right, it doesn't either. Hockey
either, They don't the regular cheessus doesn't mean squat like you were trying to
watch. It does a little bit. Look at the Savers. They can't
even make it into the playoffs because of the regular Yeah, so it doesn't
mean anything. But yeah, Well the NFL, though, it's Mike North
was on a Buffalo based podcast saying that they scheduled the games with the idea
that Aaron Rodgers was going to be a jet and Lamar Jackson was going to
resign in Baltimore because he was blocked close to nobody wanted. But the truth
was, like nobody would want to pay him that money considering the fact that
they only placed ten games a year. Right, So I'm finding it,
I'm finding it hard to believe that all of a sudden, the NFL is
scrambling. I think that's because they want to just throw everybody off, like
there are leaks. There's gotta be leaks right now in the Titanic, and
so that's why they're having the schedule release in pieces now. International games first,
Then we're gonna do the Black Friday game release. Then we're gonna do
Sunday Night, Monday Night. Now we're gonna do select regular season games.
Because last year and the year before and the year before that, you'd have
the entire schedule mapped out by eight o'clock when they did the selection shoor the
games the schedule show. Will you be shown it? Yes? Yeah,
yeah, it's big. I think, I really do. I agree.
I'm more excited for the schedule to come out than the Draft and every Hack
and every hack radio show hosted. Sportswriters gonna be like, Okay, when
won well, that's what we like to do. Though. That's half the
fun. You know, you didn't you want it on the people getting on
the Amworks bandwagon. I say, get on the bandwagon. It's fine,
join the bandwagon. I don't care if you're on a bandwagon, as long
as you paid attention all season. Okay, just sat here and said the
regular season doesn't count. It doesn't so twenty people show up. I care
care. I care now because we like a winner. Have some love,
have some love, and the schedule release. I love the schedule release.
No, I'm talking about the guys who picked the wins. That's all part
of the fun. Man, when did you become a stick in the mud.
I was never a stick in the mud. I've never had a stick
in the bud. I just hate hack stuff. What are you talking about
it? I see not hack. It's fun. Just embrace it. It's
fun. I used to be that way, and then I just go it's
fun. It's fun. Isn't it fun to hear assholes talk like they know
what they're doing? I mean, come on, I look at one right
now, and Bill is looking at Dan. Well, no, there's this
bit like Howard Simon. For years in Buffalo used to have a bit called
Howard Picks the Bills. So anytime there'll be like the slightest change of the
Bills, a guy getting signed, a guy getting dropped, U you know,
like something else happened without Howard's got to pick the Bills and they go
through the entire schedule and he would pick it like at least once a week,
like the wins and losses and stuff. So now that he's retired,
they're gonna bring him back during the season on Tuesdays and have him picked the
Bills. Yeah. Well, you know what I mean. That's funny you
talk about the the bandwagon stuff and then it sort of annoys you. And
I can understand that as a sports nineteen eighty seven this guy right here I
got, I understand it. But as a as a business owner, who
kind of right you benefit from a winning team. I mean you've had to
de sea when when we had bats to Billies. Yeah, yeah, yes,
I mean so now I would think, like you know now that the
Bills in particular, once they started doing well, well, what happened where
we got fucked over? And that is is um when the Bills became the
Bills finally was the COVID when we had to shut down. They were in
the championship. Yeah, they were in the championship that year. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we have a lot of Bills
fans that come in. Obviously, we have a huge readers club that's you
know, one hundred people. So when they're losing, there's forty people.
All of a sudden, there's one hundred people and they're winning and would have
been when they're out of it, they have put in a dish. Well,
but it's more fun like when you're winning. There's something about being like
watching together, go over to different places, and we did the podcast a
few times. It was fun. It's fun, right, and it's fun.
It's fun to be around people who are all rooting for the same thing.
So I think that's great. Now as far as the Bills go,
yeah, uh. They haven't been able to get over the hump, right.
They lost this year into the Bengals and Mark sent me this, excuse
me the soldiers and soldiers. Yes, I actually when you first time I
heard that, I'm like, did he serve? Can you see that?
Yeah? I serve, yes you do. But he sent me this and
the kid's voice is a little annoying, but trying to listen to what he
says. I don't know how much truth there is. I did no research
on this, but I think it's something that if we could look into,
we should. Everyone remembers this viral video of Sefon Diggs yelling at Josh Allen
during their playoff loss to the Bengals last year, but we finally know the
real reason this happened because apparently Josh Allen had been caught cheating on his longtime
girlfriend, who he had been dating since high school. This just happened at
coincide with his elbow injury against the Jets, and it actually makes perfect sense
because Allen had been denying that he wasn't playing well at the end of last
year because of his elbow, and if it was really injured, then he
wouldn't have been playing golf right after his season was over. Rumors have it
that the cops had visited their house multiple times and even forced Allan to sleep
at one of his teammates houses before their game against the Bengals. If you
check the official police records, they completely confirmed this story, and which sparked
it all was that his girlfriend supposedly found sonogram pictures that were not hers on
his phone. This is why Stefon Diggs was so upset because Allen was letting
off the field distractions ruined the Bills season. Some people are saying this story
is cap but the timing lines up perfectly where his girl Brittany deleted all their
photos together off ig. But it does appear that Josh Allen hasn't given up
yet because he still follows her. Who ordered the bTB peach in class?
Oh? I did right over here. I don't know. Did anybody look
at the official like anybody could say, look at the official police records?
Ninety eight percent of people aren't going though, so I don't know if there's
truth to that or not. Here's here's the fly in the ointment with this.
Usually the players stay at a hotel the night before a game, so
that whole idea is that's not necessarily true with football, though with the Bills,
they all stay in their houses. No, no, they have to
stay at the I think they all stay at a hotel. They keep that's
how they keep their sayings they happen before they do, they do a attendance
check, bed check. Everybody in bed. Are you sure? Because I
thought the big deal was when they moved it to Detroit, was that they
you know, they don't get to sleep in their houses the night before the
games, but the week leading up, Yeah, all the week leading up.
That makes more sense. I you know what, I don't know.
I I oh, you guys do know? I mean, I really don't.
I don't know they would know, they would they definitely stand on Yeah.
Okay, all right, okay, I just alright, so good,
good to see. I'm glad we played this right because I think a lot
of people hear that, and you did say this is interesting, and it
is because something happened is your thing. We did hear stories of the police
being called to his house. But man, the other thing is I never
heard Alan blame anything on his elbow. Yeah, no, I've never heard
him make an excuse about it. Ever. He blamed everything on his elbow.
But he was out playing golf the weekend after. Yeah, he's not
allowed to have a bad game, right, Yeah, because he had all
albms. Ridiculous. Allen's problems were in the red zone. It wasn't his
elbow, wasn't his arm. I mean, the very next throw after he
hurt his elbow went like seventy yards down the field. Yeah, albow.
Now, don't get me wrong, he got hurt, okay, but it
wasn't like that impactful. It was bad play calling, bad play design,
and the fact that I've said this on this show before the Buffalo Bills turned
into the New York Yankees. Hey, let's just wait for the bomb instead
of actually formulating a freaking offense. Oh, by the way, what did
Josh Allen's elbow injury have to do with the defense playing seven yards off the
receivers against the Bengals out of third and freaking far there we go? Yeah,
I mean, right, what happened to the defense? And last drow
right? Right? You know? And they put the blame on Levi Wallace,
Well right, Levi Wallace was following construction of the ball. It was
it was McDermott. It's it's freaking McDermott is. But I have said that
he's been fired. I think he's been fired. They're just trying to keep
him paid. It was a nice thing they did for I mean, how
how good is it gonna be? McDermott. I mean, he's a hell
of a defensive coordinator. I mean, you know, but I don't know.
But I think that it's going to be better because it's at the movie.
But he isn't the hell of a defensive coordinator. I don't understand where
that caper. He had one great year in Carolina one and they went to
the Super Bowl and then that defense imploded against wasn't either defensive coordinator with the
Eagles too or no, he was, and he got fired. Jim Johnson
had died and so he got thrust in that position. He wasn't ready for
him. Okay, okay, and so he eventually got canned. Ron Rivera
took him to Carolina. Yeah, it was really Ron Rivera's defense, his
defense. The defense was fine and the Super Bowl was there was a little
scoring game if I remember correctly. Yeah, but they weren't great though they
were Cam Newton MVP. He wasn't yet Newton. Newton was terrible. So
he was terrible. So what happens after this year? But I mean,
like Peyton Manning like was playing with like half an arm and yet like he
looked like all world in that game. Now he wasn't setting the world on
fire, but at the same time, like you look flawless, which is
kind of silly, But the point is that McDermott, you gotta be careful
when everybody like you know you have one great year, just like Ann n
C double. A player has one great tournament. Hey let's take him a
library pick and then like they end up like Jimmer for Debt or Alan Moore,
Alex Moore or what's his name that Morrison kid? They right, right
right, because because the point is is that like take their best year and
take their worst year and take him out, and what sever left is in
the middle is what you are. Look at Matt Ryany had one great MVP
season. He was an okay quarterback and he proved it. So I don't
think he's on the hot seat, but I think he needs to be more
accountable. He shirked that responsibility after they lost the Kansas City I lost a
lot of respect for him because he went back in the locker and said,
hey, we didn't do it, all right, guys, see you next
year. The players are like, wait a minute, we didn't do it
because of you. I think that you're gonna see some better offensive overall offensive
scheme. I think you're gonna have bigger lineman up there running back from New
England that they have. I think that'll help the run game a little bit.
And we'll see it's this tight end Kade's gonna help me in the red
zone. Yeah, I think, I hope so I alpos think those things
are gonna you know, improve there. And then defensively, I have no
idea if von Miller can stay in the game, if you can stay healthy,
that's the other thing. You gotta have a pass rush. Yeah,
you gotta have a pass rush. So we'll see. We'll see if this
Elam kid in his second year as a corner could develop outside, We'll see
a Trey White can fully recover. If those two positions could get locked down,
defense will be okay, I love it. Yeah, I want by
rig Billy. I'm a McDermott fan. I am too. I know you
guys are really invested be in Bills fans, But McDermott is I think a
very good coach. Look, he turned the franchise around. There's no question
he got all the bad blood out. But no question can't get over the
hump. It's what he's gonna say. And you know, when I see
him as I saw a real leader at times, at crucial times, I
thought, especially the whole thing, and even prior to that, he's a
very disciplined he's a leader. I think Ken Dorris is a problem. I
think I agree. Maybe a second year, maybe first year. I never
know. Yeah, yeah, we'll take a moment um. Somebody got busted
for something that I want Mark's opinion. I mean soldiers, Okay, he's
soldier's marketing soldier. It's all right, all right, soldier. I don't
know if hesitating well. Connor's Iris Pop is a touch of Ireland right along
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And of the food is very good. You can get Shepherd's Pie,
which is the nice Irish cuisine, or you can get something like the Mulconri's
Burger. And they have live music many nights. Wednesday night is Trivia night
and they have an open jam night as well, so Danny can go in
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boy has been in prison for twenty five years. He's only been out for
three days. The last time you were a freeman, the Brooklyn Dodgers was
still the Brooklyn Dodgers, and Eisenhower was your president Laura. Amanda's intrigued with
billy Boy. Billy Boy, ask Amanda before a date, we could go
to the Paramount. Maybe there is no more Brooklyn Paramount. It's been taken
over by some college or the Albie that's gone too. I forgot the sold
you know? Is this dramatic? One side? So this is like a
professor, yeah, lusting for a student. Yeah, a blind student.
Yeah, but she didn't look blind, man, she's looking around perfectly.
How many blind people do you fucking hang out with? How many do hang
out with a couple? He's their eyes seeing the seeing eye shoulder. No,
you can't, she's blind, you can see it. She can't.
Oh, this is supposed to be a high school because they got lockers.
College colleges have colleges have lockers, high school school? He's lust. No,
he got creepier. Yeah the song you even got creepier. I did
just when he didn't think it could. No ruin it for you now,
no, no, no, uh well, there is a story that I
wanted to say for you. Okay, because a lot of times you go
to a fancy hotel or spa and you can spend hundreds getting a decent foot
massage. You know a lot of money. Okay, a lot of money
either. Uh. If you go to the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville,
apparently you can get one for free kind of. They have a guy who's
exactly your age named David Neil who's arrested because he reportedly entered a guest room
at five am and sucked on a guy's to soldiers. So what does that
have to do what? What does it have to do with me? I'm
just saying that somebody. You know what it is. It's people of a
similar age who were into weird shit. I think that's really weird. That
is very weird. I mean it's coincidence. Nashville Mark's favorite place. You
would have fit right in. I'd just say, no, you're not a
foo guy. No, not at all. Really nope, all right.
The guests woke up, confronted him, and called police. He recognized David
as an employee because he'd previously come to his room to fix his TV.
It turns out David is or was the night manager, though for the record,
he denies doing any footstuff. He admits to entering the room, but
he claims he did it because he allegedly smelled smoke and wanted to check on
the guest. Okay, that's a good one though. I like that all
right. As believable bull as that sounds, he never reported the smoke smells
of security, and no one else at the hotel smell that he smoke.
He's being held. So the thing is, like, you wonder was the
guy being set up? But that's a weird one. Could you imagine waking
up and a guy sucking on your toes? No? No, my cat
once that's about it. Yeah, I couldn't have I go. Man,
there's just such weird, weird, strange. I mean, what other strange
things have you encountered that people are into anything that I've encountered to be Yeah,
the people are into that encountered because you've talked about things that you yourself,
But what about other people, anything that you would know that was a
little strange. There's like the whole feat thing, which I always found weird.
Yeah, Um, I don't know nothing. I don't know. We
should go back to the kink girl. Yeah, she'll have a whole list
of those guarantee, Yeah, some of their stuff because she followed, uh,
she followed on social media. Okay, followed us. Yeah, so
I followed back from the bilified page. Yeah, there is the one thing
though. Ah see, I don't know say this. I'm are waiting for
this whole day. You know what a donkey punches? I do am I
sing it right? Yeah, my donkey Today's world donkey day too. I
had a girlfriend once, yeah, who wanted me to donkey punch her in
the face. What you do is you put them on all fours, yes,
right, yeah, and you take your fist and you smash them in
the head. It's hard as you can, so they pass out and then
you is that really what it? Doncupunches? That's what I've heard. Okay,
Oh gosh, look it up. How do you wait? Wait,
I don't have to google it because I don't know else. How do you
find these how how do you find these people? This? She found the
one guy who can't throw a punch, the guy she found the one guy
that anybody I'm kidding you, she never she found something that's never hit anybody.
Yeah, but I mean I just don't. I couldn't do it.
No, I couldn't punch someone in the hand. And no, it's like
that's like when the same way. You know, Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, that's just nuts, that's like crazy. Yeah. Is that what?
It is? The sexual practice of inflicting blunt forrest trauma to the back
of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during anal or vaginal vagina
sex as an attempt by penetrating partner dude induced involuntary tighting of internal or external
pen So, yeah, everything gets tightened up, so it feels tighter,
so you if you kill her, Yeah, But it sounds like get to
sign like an NBA beforehand. This doesn't sound like this chick wanted to be
hit in the side of the head. Is that what you're saying? She?
Oh, she wanted she wanted you to hit her in the side of
the head, right, But she wanted it for she wanted for this reason,
for this, for this donkey punch, Because usually I would think the
beneficiary of this is you. She gets the bruise, but she wanted tighter
for her. Maybe no, she wanted to meet but she wanted me to
do She I don't know if she's trying to see if I would do it
or not. Yeah, but where does a conversation like this go down?
At a bar. Yeah probably, yeah, okay, yeah, because you
know I was started a kind of telling her what I liked and stuff like
there we go. So you remember, like the wise old al will go,
how many licks does it take to get to the center? How many
drinks does to get? No to spill at a bar? There a stranger
say, well, we were seing the stranger we were together, Oh this
was your girlfriends like, oh it's been a girlfriend yeah, okay yeah,
And then I wouldn't do it. And then she committed donkey punching relationships.
No donkey punk relationship. Then she had me arrested for battery. So figure
that one. Figure that one out for battery was that you got arrested for
battery. No, I dended, I'm not And I told the cops about
the about the donkey punch too. I said, wait a minute, I
go. She wanted me to freaking smash her in the head during sex,
but now she thinks hit her hold on? Oh boy, always this is
so I'm not turning anything off hanging on. There are so many layers too.
You were like an onion and you start to peel one point how many
getting different than that? Dude, we just talked to He was all over
the place too. No, no, no, I'm not comparing you.
No, no, no, it was way off. You have like a
point to what you're talking about. Well, this is you had this girlfriend
and then she accused you of yeah, towards the end, yeah, of
assaulting her. And how did you defend yourself because everybody because when she tried
to do it, everybody laughed at her. Okay, I'm mark mark marketing,
marketing, somebody, she goes, we thought you beat the shit out
of him. I don't know if that's a flattering thing or not. You
know, right, right, saving saving, I get that. But what
a horrible thing to even have level towards you, especially today, and I
know that we're going back. I got it ten years ago. It's almost
feels like it wasn't as bad. That's after the OJ thing. So it
was bad. I mean, that's not something you want. So and it
never went any further. Did you actually get arrested? No, no,
so you didn't have to go to cord or anything. But the police did
show up. Yes, what a scary situation to be in, Like they
show up at your place of work or home. No, they showed up
at as I was living with her, and then I laughed there and they
showed up at my at my mom's house. So oh that that had to
be fun. Oh boy, well you mean my mother fucking won the laughed
at and when they said when they said that pussy let me watching the he
won't even kill a spider. You wanted to punch somebody? Oh well,
I'm sorry. What other things have you had? Women accuse you up?
I should accuse me. That's why I'm probably the way I am right now?
What do you mean? Which is which is trying to stay? Uh?
You know, no relationship. Just do what I do? Okay,
But I mean, were there you're arrested by others. You seem to get
how you're a magnet for weird I was never I I don't know. That
was probably the only one time. Okay, I'll come to me, something
else will come to me, and I'll end I'm texting you to marrow money.
That's fine, But I mean it's bizarre. You have so many like
little scenarios that happen to you, right, you just stop hanging out with
these crazy people. I don't well you did, maybe I do a little
bit. Well, I try to stay away from as many as crazy as
I can. Yeah, I mean, are there any new crazies in your
world? Now? No? No, No, they've been vetted, vetted.
In other words, they're not crazy. You figured out if they're not
crazy, you could trust them. Yeah, you've given them the soldier test.
Yeah, I mean, there's someone to hang out with. It's pretty
cool. So oh, wait to see you tape it. You just said,
you just said you don't want a relationship. I don't have a relationship.
That's not what I say. I said, I hang out with somebody.
That's really cool. There's a difference between the two. It's like it's
like a concubine. Do you just say keeping there's more to this. You
want a relationship with this person, You wouldn't waste your time. You wouldn't
waste your time this person started playing pettycake with somebody else. Would you get
jealous? No? Pause, he'd watch what question that was encouraging it?
Please you come up? Please do all right? So no, no,
no, nothing? Okay. Somebody did say, I mean you're one of
the best guests. Who said that a lot of people because you you have
such great stories. No, I mean there's we'll talk about this another day.
About this one. This is kind of is it new? No?
No, this has been going on for a while. Oh. Now does
this person watch with you too? No? No, okay do they know
that you? Yes? Okay, so they're open No no, no,
they're open to you doing that. Yes, but never it would never be
okay, yeah, they would never let you watch them. No, okay,
No, not tell your random Sorry, what's that? Tell your aunts?
I'm sorry you're close? Oh my god, what do you mean waiting
on? It's like you gotta keep going older than that. Wait, somebody
your grandmother, not your grandmother, somebody else's grandmother. You're hanging out with
somebody's grandmother. I'm friends with somebody's grandmother. Yeah great, okay, well
except he doesn't want to fuck. Yeah, but like he's you know,
yeah, so she'd bake your cookies and shit or yeah yeah sometimes yeah.
Do you go over for dinner and things? I went over in Sarday And
what did you watch? Jeffer just hung out? No, we just hung
out Golden girls. What so wait she said, she told thank you for
being a friend. How a cake? How old is this person? Can
you say? Give us an age range, five year range. Rage.
Are we talking seventy to seventy five? Seventy? He would Phelpsie, Holy
cow, you guys are gonna be arm wrestling over chicks. Yeah, seventy
to seventy five. And you seem to really like this person. I like
her a lot. Yeah, good person. Do you ever is there any
kind of physical contact between the two there has been before? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, and she listens, so I'm probably gonna get pitched out at
but that's I don't know. Yeah, nobody's identified. We're happy for you.
Yeah, no, it's just nothing. I mean, it's nothing serious,
but it's like, but there's so many awful things that are going through
my head right now. But I know she listens, and I don't want
you to get in trouble. I mean, go ahead, I got I
mean why not I can't at least I can't, at least they can't.
Here's the thing here, here's the thing though, it marks the fence.
I'll say this. I mean, if you think about it, women have
age people in general, like you don't like, seventy is like the new
fifty in some ways, like either you brought Carol O'Connor the other day,
right at forty five, he looked like a guy who looks seventy. Now,
okay, so what I'm saying is that she could look a lot younger
than what we picture in our minds seventies to be. No, okay,
then I can't help yourself. I can't help you. I can't help you.
Then if someone sh shaking her head like this, mister radio guy,
I'm not saying anything. I forgot about the cameras. Yeah, no post.
So you're okay, but you like hanging out with her? I think
that's nice? Yeah, I do. I think it's very nice. Yeah,
it's like pulling apart of grilled cheese sandwich. You're gonna go? I
do? You're gonna call there? Couldn't wait, couldn't wait that. And
I'm gonna say, how does it taste? Depends? Oh, I don't
know. I don't anything else. Well, I mean, do you spend
the night a lot of poise? Both are living arrangements are knocks? Well,
well, they're living in ranges. Don't work out that way. I
have two roommates, and what does she takes care of? Um of of
relatives? Okay, okay, yeah, so you really have to like carve
out time for her to be on each other's schedule because they get the room
cleared and everything else. Well, yeah, I mean my house is my
house is tough just because my rooms, like you know, it's like a
closet. I think my room was a closet at one time. So this
conversation is getting more and more depressing. I live in a closet someone seventy
five, and I can't stay over. This is the most interesting closet I've
ever heard. This is like, what is going on? The Gates Motel
doesn't by the hour. I actually had a funny conversation about the Gates Motel.
Yeah, we talked about that. Really have you have you? Would
you go away with this person? Yeah? Like on a weekend away?
Yeah? Yeah? Who's paying? What she is she kidding? Who's paying
to go away for the weekend? Probably both? Usually do you know do
a little Dutch? Maybe? All right? We have a friend who yeah,
I mean I've known her for for a while, in a couple of
years. Okay, and does she know about your stuff? Yes? She
does, say to you, because this should be someone who's almost motherly.
She gets it though, I mean when she gets it, because she's not
like a like she's like she said, no I haven't children. Okay,
what I show her? I don't know? Yeah what would he show her?
I don't know. I don't know what her I didn't know, like
you know, yeah, okay, I mean I matter from mad So she's
a great woman. She probably is, That's what I'm saying. It's probably
very nice. MAT's wife's grandmother. Okay, well you just want to Oh
boy, and who's behind door number one? Remember earlier when we said we
haven't identified anybody, didn't mean she knows her when we're talking about what everybody
the audience does, it's all right, she don't care. Oh yeah,
but you don't care. You're off. She's cool. You're out for Jeopardy.
No, no, she's cool and no seriously and like she's cool and
she's like really with it, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm
sure she probably really enjoys your property. She's more of a party in than
Marcus. I would believe. Actually she I think I fell asleep. I'm
sarady before anybody did. Well there she goes like a nut. It's always
interesting with you. I mean, you know, can you imagine like she
hears this podcast, she tells her little friends, Yeah, I had to
end it with a fifty year old these kids, these kids. I think
she's tried to I think she's tried to end it with me a few times.
So wow. Really? Oh yeah, I mean you know I can't
comms. I mean, asshole, I can't commit. Oh was she looking
for a little bit more? I don't know. I think with me for
some reason, she for some reason, she likes me, I said to
her on Saraday. I go, I don't understand why you like me.
I go, I'm not a likable person relationship wise. Why do you about
yourself? Yeah, but relationship doesn't have to be You could be dating somebody
right where as you said, hanging out and you enjoy her company, she
enjoys yours. What is this? Nothing wrong? Yeah? I mean,
I mean that's where we're going with this right now. But it's you know,
it's tough. You know what you're doing? Well, lady, you're
hitting on my mom and her friends. You're guilf ring any much? Yes?
What? Pretty much? Yes? Yeah, you're fine. I think
that's right. Good friend. I'm I mean, probably got somebody who you
are an old soul anyway, who are older? Nobody? No, he
gets you to be an old soul though, uh seventy five. Oh Mark,
we're just kidding Mark again bringing the gold. Yeah. Very entertaining,
yes he is. And he's very sweet and very odd. Mark's a good
Marks, A good dude, guys, Mark's good dude. You guys,
fuck up? And on that noe that note for the soldier, for man
for bTB barring grill for Dan Barillo. I'm Bill Moran. We'll see tomorrow.