You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. I'm gonna
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a couple of things that we've been tracking, including the cause of the wildfire
that UTD student conversation we had yesterday. Oh, got an update on that
story as well, plus what happens when you find a rattlesnake in your car?
Audio coming up in the audio eight o'clock the new segment from Mike.
What are we going with Mike? How are we going to title this?
You guys have won? I have the Outlass Shrug written on top of my
thing. I think it's heady and smart as I look at an outlas the
world and we talk about things happening and other places on this sweet planet of
ours that you wouldn't really not be aware of that are fascinating, not political,
not war, more like building incredible things that don't even seem real.
But you one me over. We're gonna call it reach reach around the world.
Let's allay, let's let's call it the Atlas Shrug in parentheses, reach
around the world, Let's make it. Let's we get more confusing than just
Atlas shrug. I don't think the Atlas shrug is that confusing. I think
it's it takes a minute. Even if you don't know what Atlas shrugged is,
it's you know what an Atlas is. Do people know what atlases are?
Jj? The kids know what atlases are? Yes? Yeah, I
grew up on Atlas. Okay, we all have atlases. You know what
it means to shrug. Look Atlas. No, I don't know that's what
that is. The real youngest parts of our demo don't now. So yes,
we'll call it Reach around the World with your tour guide, Mike Siroy.
Reach Reach around the World, mister world for with mister Worldwide. At
eight o'clock. There you go, pitbull in there, you know pit bull
pit Bull plays. I'm fascinated about your topic at hand or one of your
topics. Is this stuff even real? It's it's insane. Wait until you
hear what they're building eight o'clock. Yep, on the Atlas shrug. Sorry,
mister world Wide presents Reach around the World. We'll give you another crack
at Danny's songs at nine and then and uh hi, Danny, give me
that cord here I'm playing an audio or something. We have Sports at seven
happening now in the world seven seven seven Now Sports at seven, Sports at
seven, get your one sports update. Yeah, that's it. That's all
you need. We get everything in one segment. We don't spend four hours
just babbling about sports that you don't care about. But just sit there anyway,
because it's your comfy little blanket way way, don't. Here's Kevin Sports
at seven. Well, I agree, don't. We were going to start
on last play and I against the Pacers. You can hear that game.
We'll talk about that tomorrow. Okay, sorry, go MAVs. My friend
Rick is in town. I thought about it. We should get him on.
He's just talk ping pong. W It's the sport of table tennis,
not the game of ping pong. Okay, well, and you would already.
It doesn't take long to piss off Rick Carlisle, but you would have
found it in your first sentence, Kevin. Let's have him on ping pong.
Let's have him on and ask him about the time that he was talking
about. Never mind, ping pong has got to be the most childish name
sport. Let's play ping pong and other spare sports. The idea to Rod
is happening's that's Warriors of the North Iron will have y'all seen what's happening in
the idea Rod though they're up there in the night country, Kevin. They're
in the night country, Danny, and it's a change. Great. But
because they had action, this thing got started over the weekend. You had.
The one name that I want you to know is five times I did
a rod champion Dallas cev all Right, great name, Dallas Sevie. Uh.
He had to kill a moose after it injured his dog shortly after the
start of it. The moose got entangled with the dogs and then he shot
it with a handgun, and then he gutted it because race rules say that
if you kill a big game animal like a moose, a caribou, or
a buffalo, you have to gut the animal and report it to race officials.
Okay, so this moose has guted out in the middle of it.
So if you ram, if you t bone a moose, you got to
pull your truck over and gut it and this animal goes to waste. Yeah,
boy, well that's an old rule. They just kept going. So
your five time Champ has his hopes dashed because of a moose. By the
way, Dallas Sebee, there's a cell phone on the right. The d
I did a Rod Champ wouldn't get him out. You think you think I
worked with Norm for fifteen years and didn't have I did a Rod Champ,
Dallas Sebee on the phone. Really fair, that's really fair? Kidding me?
Okay, we need to get him on in like two weeks absolute because
he's still in the trail right now. Not gonna call him and he's out
there freezing, mustaches down and covered in moose blood. Yeah, they said,
oh my body, girl, his phone is just buzzer. He's like
trying to hit the ignore through his pocket with his little gloves on. I
ain't gonna bother Dallas Evie right now. They said blood was everywhere on the
trail. He's tied for the most I Did a Rod wins ever, but
he now owns another record because he's the second contestant to kill a moose.
Wow. Susan Butcher did it in nineteen eighty five. She's leading the race
and then she used her axe and then she had a parka too that you
used her finned off. I guess she tied the axe to the parka and
used it for length I don't know, and it killed the mooves. None
of what you're saying makes a damn bit of sense. She tied the axe,
tied the parker to the axe, and then you're kind of holding the
parka, the jacket, big coat arm and then the parka. She tied
that to an axe and get fashioned a new weapon. If she got close
to the moose with the axe, I think the moose probably gets her.
But if she creates enough distance so the parka, the parka and axe are
longer than you made that up. No, No, I absolutely did.
Okay, there's no way to have accuracy by tying an axe to the sleeve
of a parka and swinging it wildly around. You're better off just with the
axe. I'm choosing the context clues of the sentence that was in the article
from the Associated Press. You are fake news. She used her axe and
a parker to fend off a moose. Yeah, she used the parka to
shield herself like probably wrapped her arm like a matt to do, or like
like you're a police dog training. That makes more sense. Where she provided
her arms because I used logic. I didn't just start imagining. Yeah in
scenarios, well we all have to fire shots. We can just group think
solve this thing together as we've done. Yeah, they killed two of her
I just feel like I spend half my time fact checking. Don't fact check
me your stories. You just enjoy the moose killed two of her dogs.
This is eighty five though, so I mean everyone's had time to get over
it. Okay, So once you gut and do you have to dress the
moose and then cook the the moose meat, get it to the people.
It's said, after you gut it, just notify race officials and I'm sure
race officials storm down there and then they have a delicious moose feast, that's
my thought. Or maybe they have it prepared for the winner once he gets
there. Now here is the other weird thing and what we're doing this mainly
he was not the first guy to encounter a moose. You're in the race,
because the race leader told the camera crew Jesse Holmes his name sounds like
a porn star. Jesse Holmes told the camera crew, I had to punch
a moose in the nose out there. But then he didn't offer any more
details because you know they're running, you know, the racing. So apparently
a guy punched a moose and a guy shot a moose. There's w I
did a rod. Update was on the last few days. This is,
Yes, what's given the moose this confidence to get so close to the I
did a race? Lack of a will to live anymore. So someth bad's
gonna happen. I don't want to be around anymore. Go out there,
get punched, get in the middle of traffic. Yeah, so the id
rod is being sabotaged by a group of suicidal moose. Yeah. It also
happened in night country hours. It's like two am too when the shot some
moose. Places didn't see you know this huge packet. They're barking, they're
making noise. Yeah, oh they heard them. Oh Norton, maybe it
got him going, Maybe it turned him on. I don't know. There's
that. Oh a lot more stories. Well, this is Russell Wilson.
Things kind of interesting unless you guys don't care. I don't care. I
care. They went ahead and cut Russell Wilson yesterday. The Broncos did that
experiment went well at worst financial thing that ever happened in sports. It's gotta
be. It's real close. I mean, he shouldn't. He is being
Sean Payton. He sucks. I mean he created a lot of this.
I mean they are traded for him. He created a lot of this too
by like mentioning him and making it clear I don't want Russ anymore. Now,
maybe all this is on Russ. But are the Broncos going to be
better next year? No? Probably not. You should play the mister unlimited
audio. Well, i'd have that. It's interesting that you say that,
Mike. You I have to ever say the words Russell Wilson to me and
not have the mister unlimited all. Well, I've been mister unlimited. But
my my other one that I wanted to play for you is here. Because
this is this is Russ uh doing is like you. He's got the green
screen on the subway commercial. Uh No, I didn't do that one.
I thought about it. I'll take whatever you got. I love it all.
He's got the green screen on and he's in full uniform. That's ride.
Yeah, he's doing the Broncos nation. He's given multiple multiple cuts of
it. You know, it's so funny. Let's right, Let's right,
let's rye mm hmm perfect one more time. Broncos Country. Let's ride,
Broncos Country. Let's right, Broncos Country. Let's right, Broncos Country.
Let's right, Broncos Country. Let's right. Okay, we had multiple rules
because you ask these guys to do all this crap they don't want to do
anyway in front of a green screen, and then you play it and make
fun of him. That's all. That's terrible. Kevin. Ah, Yeah,
I'm a jerk. Yeah, I'm the jersey mister unlimited, because he
did that all the Russell here, Yes, the typical boring Yes Russell,
the robot Russell, the one you guys love to know, a real,
real exciting you know, I'm real exciting. But anyways, Uh, everybody
has to have an ultra ego, right, and I've been thinking about what
my alter ego would be, and I think I have an alter ego.
His name, his name's mister, mister, mister unlimited. You gotta be
unlimited, you know. They gotta have a thought process of being unlimited.
So when people ask you, you know, what you're thinking about or what
you want to do in life, or where you want to go. You
gotta be unlimited. Tell him I'm unlimited. You know what I mean.
So when they ask you certain questions like who motivation Russell, mister unlimited?
Who's your role model? Russell unlimited? Who's your go to person for advice?
Russell? They think Pete Carrol, they think this person, think that
person. Love you Pete. But it's mister unlimited. You know he deserves
everything happens. He doesn't What is that? It doesn't even make sense.
What is unlimited? He's mister unlimited. I think it's a man who lives
inside Russell Wilson. I thought it was a sports drink. No, maybe
I don't know. I don't understand what brings you motivation? And he had
the script for Ciara or the assistant or whoever. That was what insprsy Russell.
Mister unlimited, Wait, unlimited, poor guy, he just can't help.
But he's a human corn dog. Well, they have eighty five million
dollars in dead cap space, so are in a dead cap hits not cap
space. Eighty five million dollars against the sollar cap they just can't use.
It's the biggest, it's the biggest dead money situation. I like fifty million
dollars. They must have really hated him. Denver paid three times more because
he won eleven games for them, and he got one hundred and twenty four
guaranteed over two years. So eleven games, one hundred and twenty four guaranteed.
That is three times more per win at eleven million per win than San
Francisco's paying Rock Purdy because his four year contract is worth under four million dollars.
Okay, so he is just eating up all of their money and sucking
and now they said we have to cut you. Now. I kind of
knew it was going this way because when they signed him to a five year,
two hundred and forty two million dollar contract, you're thinking, Okay,
he'll be here for five years, probably maybe four or whoever. But Sean
Payton comes in in year two benches him at the end of the year.
It's like, eh, huh uh, it didn't work out here. But
this is what's true. Everyone who has been his teammate, not everyone,
but big, big players have been his teammate say that he is highly unrelatable
and a lot of them don't like him because he's just not cool. And
I think it's like a part of it. Marshall Lunch straight upset it like
I shouldn't have to go through your PR person to text you. Yeah,
they don't have his phone number. Yeah, Richard Sherman's talking about that,
you know, I mean multiple dayes. I don't know how offensive guys.
I mean, Marshall Lynch is the only one like they got. I don't
know about wide receivers. You know, maybe Doug Baldwin loves him. I
don't know. But this is like a an automotive company. Discontinuing a line
like this is like Dodge putting all this research and development and a couple of
few years, you know, rolling out the neon, and then after a
few years, I go, you know what, scuttle this whole thing.
Yeah, we're done with the Dodge neon. Let's just go ahead and wrap
up production on this. We'll just cut our losses millions of dollars. It's
fine. We're gonna be better off in the long run. We're gonna take
a fiscal hit, our stock shares might go down a bit, but guess
what, we won't have to promote the Dodge neon anymore. We don't have
to look at Dodge neons I think that might be. I mean, look,
he was bad, real bad. Yeah ye last year, twenty six
touchdowns, eight picks, like not, I mean the completion percentage was down
QB rating bad. They didn't win. They didn't win. I didn't.
I mean, I'm not arguing, but when I watched this, why I
said, they must really hate him. That's exactly what I mean. Like
his numbers, Okay, I didn't. I watched a decent amount because I
actually had him as a panic pickup in fantasy football and it wasn't like the
worst of you. I agree with you, like he belongs in the NFL.
I'm not saying he doesn't, but they must have just been like,
we can't look at this, dude. We just are done with all of
it with mister unlimited. And I think he does have an odd view of
himself or value of himself. And hell, he won a super Bowl and
what should have won two, which might dim from everyone like underestimating him when
he was drafted. Right, Yeah, second round short guy can't play and
he comes in and starts and wins Super Bowl. Boom. Yeah, your
ego is gonna be through the roof. But you're right, these a long
as the NFL. Mac Jones, Yeah, you can go be the quarterback
for the Patriots. He's that dude with so little self awareness that when you
see him at the other end of the hallway when you're walking through the the
office, you take a different route because you just don't want to interact with
this. Hey man, what's going on? It's two fags, Hey man,
what's going on? You feel unlimited today? No? No, I'm
not. I'm just trying to get some coffee bro limited now, very limited,
I am. There are options Patriots, Falcons, give quarterback the new
head coach Vikings if Kirk Cousins go somewhere else. Steelers, but I don't
know. Maybe I don't know the person, but I just don't feel like
Mike Tomlin is going to want Russell Wilson if somebody I don't know that just
does it. They are a They're cauldron, the Steelers. I think they
are because of my tomplin can throw a reasonably toxic element into it and it
will adhere to the Steelers way. I think. I think they're scared of
the personality of Russe Wilson, especially because the humble level of Russell Wilson has
to be an all time high. You may or may not know the answer
to this question, but if somebody does pick up Russ, does that alleviate
any of the financial woes that the Broncos are currently in? Oh, he's
going, He'll be veteran. It could be a low veteran minimum type thing,
can't they But this eighty five million dead cap space that go away?
The Broncos eat everything here. That's wow. Yeah, that's why they are
and that's why they hated it. They agreed to go like we let's just
cut rip the band aid off now, that's incredible and take the nearly ninety
million dollars of dead money. The other teams raiders might make sense. They
need someone. Oh he could sign with another team for a league minimum of
one point two to one million dollars. Dude, Patriots, Titans, which
they may be moving on with Levis, so they're good bugs. If Baker
Mayfield left Bucks, I would probably go not that big of a drop off.
And let me tell you this a lot of people may disagree, but
from the performance play, I'll take Russell Russell Wilson over Geno Smith back in
Seattle. Now, people can disagree if they want. That's fine. I
wonder what Seattle thinks of them. Oh the other one is yesterday Rich Eisen
was like, the Giants are done with Daniel Jones completely? What that right?
If they go ahead? That Ack said that that they signed him to
a deal last year. Yeah, he said that. So I don't know.
Maybe maybe the Giants Washington doesn't have a quarterback right now? We are
what is Denver gonna do? I don't have anybody waiting. No Sean Payton
gonna drive someone. I don't know. I don't know. It's not like
there's a couple good quarterbacks. I don't know if Drake Mays any good.
The LSU kid is pretty good. It seems Caleb Williams is good. But
there's not like there's seven quarterbacks here that you can just go get. This
is pretty fascinating, eighty five dollars that you just can't use. They're gonna
lose every game, and Sean Payton's just gonna leave. Yeah, see you
back to TV or guess what job could be open after next year? Oh
no, do still this? Yes? Like the shine I think is off
Sean Page where even Jerry's probably not salivating. Right, it should have been
off when they made an Adam Sandler Kevin James Netflix TV show about him when
he was out because of the bounty gate. But there's your there's your sports
stuff. Good stuff, Kevin. Thank you. We'll talk a little maps
tomorrow. Kes some ranger stuff for you tomorrow as well. It'll be cool,
uh, but calming up. Next in the scuttle Butt, got audio
of a wild incident of an Arizona couple finding a rattle snake in the back
seat of their car. Plus we might know the cause of the big wildfire
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