What are you going to do with those photos? Nothing? Huh? Providing
you celebrities do something for me. I want you all to showed some respect
for the people who made you what you are. Signed an ortographer to support
a charity for something that hasn't happened to a member of your family. Let
one of us regular guys write a terrible children's book. We will take the
deer four finger discounted. Welcome to fourthing a discount where this one we hit
the review episode jib F zero six. It is ham Razzi. I am
dead, oh and I am guy fresh from salivating over the thought of infinity
Hamburgers. Yes, certainly, indeed I mentally thought of you on this,
like what what would be guys Hamburger of choice and life for me? When
I think of you and ham Burgers, I feel quarter Panda is the one
you bring up the most. The answer is another hamp Probably, Yeah,
I mean, oh, certainly. If I'm going to everyone's favorite fast food
outlet and friend of the pot of McDonald's, yeah, it'd be a quarter
pander with cheese. Absolutely. Do you remember a time when they did the
quarter Panda without cheese? No, they actually had this and I used to
eat it for a while. I only became a quarter pander guy I am
about maybe three four years ago. I was always a big mask and if
I get Macci's and that's always a big Mac, big Max being my go
to forever. But quarter pand I always said a cord pander. I'm like,
it's just a big cheeseburger. But then I have it, I was
like, but it's also a lot better. Yeah. I mean, I
think they've got different flavor combinations underneath the underneath the hood or underneath the bun
um. Because I mean I was never a big Mac guy either. But
then occasionally, you know, back in the back in the glory days,
I don'd have the mac is app and and be like, we're doing a
deer where you can get two big Macs for this reasonable amount of money.
I'm like, well, yeah, i'd be foolish not to do that.
That's the thing, And that's how McDonald's hooked to me as a kid going
to the foot in. Then he's right because McDonald used to sponsor, whether
it be the John Footy Club or the a f L or whatever. But
then hand you these cards at the start, and it was Alsoso exciting because
like, if Gelong can win by more than twelve points, you get a
free big Mate. Oh my god. And they got me hooked, and
they used to give one to everyone. So I just go around and say
can I have your big Mac card and guys like yeah, sure, whatever,
kid, Like I get to catch the big Macs because yeah. But
the thing is, I remember they didn't have like little one per customer at
the start. They eventually did they yeah, but for the first few games
it was just like unlimited. So like you drive down. This is before
we had the new highway. So I was trying to explain to Nicola recently.
But by the way local reference, I get it. But here in
Geelong we built a like an expressway because you could call it like a freeway
to the side of the city. So you have to drive through the city
to get to the twelve apostles and so you can avoid a shortcut. Yeah,
we know, we know, you me through. Let's just take this
side round. But do you remember when the football was on, the traffic
was built up all the way down through the highway. Oh. Absolutely.
You couldn't know anywhere when it was when it was like, you know,
a public long weekend. Public holiday long weekends were the worst. I lived
in nor Or Lane, right and which is about a ten to fifty minute
drive from the city, but it was traffic the entire We up a butt.
But I'm just like, well, we're not going anywhere today. But
I remember, like, you're driving home from the footy with those big Mac
cards and the life of McDonald's was just like wait, holding up the entire
highway. It's just yes, that's how they got me hooked on Big MacX.
Was was those cards at the footy. But I was never a pickle
kid. I saw pickles off. Now I just go for him, like,
yeah, pickles everything. Absolutely. I mean I still take that.
Well, I'm being good kids, I'm not eating having had macas so far
this year all ten eleven days. But I was also saying the same,
just wet buys. So when he falls off that wagon, honestly I was.
Today. I woke up and I'm like, I mean I've been sort
of showing off potatoes, rice, pasta, bread, all that kind of
business. It's terrible. No, it's actually not that bad. But this
morning work, I'm like, I could really go, like a good salad
role. I mean, I mean, you should be allowed to have a
whole meal role. That's me and I think, I think I'll probably do
that. Yeah, it's just there's nothing moderation, moderation absolutely, yeah,
yes, yes, yes, but yeah, i'mos the same. I was
always young, pickles come out of the quarter pound, but pickles stay in
the big mac because I didn't realize because Nicholas is actually Nicola goes. You
realize his pickles in the sauce, and I was like, fucking right,
holy shit, piles his entire time. Women generally smarter than us, And
tell you what else was smart this episode. I loved this episode. Not
gonna lie, I really really really enjoyed this one. I appreciate you not
lying about that. Yeah, I too enjoyed it. I meanly thought,
okay, we're you know, sort of in the season eighteen, Weeds is
going to be any good And look, I won't say this is like,
oh it's a new classic and you know why I did that voice. But
at the same time, I was like, this would not be out of
play. This would be a perfectly acceptable Golden Age episode. Yeah, like,
if this was in the Golden Age, you feel like it would have
been even funnier like this premise. I was really surprised hadn't already been done.
Yeah, because you know, in particular, I know it's a touchy
subject and it's sad Princess Diana's death right was blaming on paparazzi. It's a
wonder that didn't sort of do something like this after that. I think the
wounds would have been a little bit top fresh then. Absolutely. I mean,
you're very good with air dates. When when did this actually air?
Have you got it written to Wikipedia? My friend here Wiki two thousand and
seven, March twenty fifth, two thousand and seven, Okay, yeah,
so in a decade. Yeah, you're pretty much right in the middle of
the whole. I mean, the Papaiazzi paparazzi era has been going on for
well since pretty much we've had camera, the Paris Hilton era. Well,
yeah, but this was very much the Paris Hilton. Hear they even name
check. Well, they give you Paris texting today, which I thought was
a good gag. That's not a bad gag, but yeah. They also
talked about Lindsay Loewen, Yes, which is one of my favorite moments.
Seeing the gutter freckles. It's like in Hindese, I thought Simmons was so
good again as the editor, he was. I mean, he's playing the
hits. Yeah, But at the same time, it's like, these are
pretty good hits. Yeah. If you're going to a steely Dan Concer,
you want to play the hits, you're not going to complain. Yeah,
that is correct. Yeah, and they're all hits. But it's like,
oh, I mean, I think we've talked about this on past episodes where
it's like, oh, there's been a bit of a reappraisal of this particular
era of like very much when you're like, oh, yeah, give me
a shot of so and so, and particularly gross when it's like, hey,
you know who mine is turning eighteen years old to try and get some
racy picks, like ah, why are we so gross? Why do we
still look this up? Why am I clicking? They can't stop clicking?
But yeah, we were right in the middle of it around this era,
I think, and there's been a real reappraisal, and recently it's like we
were too nice to you know, the likes of Paras Silton or Lindsay Lohan
or Britney Spears, especially That's why people hanging shit on her baby. I'm
like, guys, whatever you think about Paras Hilton, don't hang shit on
her baby's head. Yeah. Wait till it turns you know, team or
something, and then it's open seas it's still ugly, then go right ahead.
Do you think now paparazzos are is a paparazzo paparazzi. I think a
paparazzo is the singular. Paparazzi is multiple, multiple, Okay. Do you
feel like that paparazzi is more respectable now? Celebrities? I think they still
try and get like their the snaps of them at the beach and their families
occasionally, They're still going to be always those shitheads out there. Absolutely,
yeah. I mean I think it's more videos now, right, it really
is. Yeah. I mean I'm always astonished that I think it's TMZ.
Yeah. Well, I can't believe it's still a thing. Still a show.
It's a show. Yeah, but they will, like, you know,
sort of button people at the airport or on the street and say,
hey, what do you think about such and such? Like I just came
out to dinner and I thought they perfectly encaptulated that with Lenny and Carl here.
Yeah, like just the whole We say, the celebrities, what are
you complaining about? And then Lenny's like, how's that Robin Williams, of
all people, Robin Williams haven't did with his family. You wouln't even take
some time away from his family to take the funners of my kids or whatever.
A relationship with celebrities is very, very fraud it is, yeah,
isn't it, because you know, we always think they're complaining every nothing.
You've got so much money, what are you complaining about? And you look
at the life of celebrities, It's like, I can see the problems,
but I'd also prefer to be in your situation in the mine. Oh yeah,
not that I don't like my life, but I would prefer to have
more money than not have money. You know. That's the thing. I
mean, that's why I've always liked the idea of being I mean, if
I was going to act, I would want to be someone like, say,
I don't know, Michael Shannon, or you know, like a respected
character actor who you know makes it decent enough living of it. But yeah,
it's not necessarily you could walk down to the show Paul Gimmrty pre Billions
Paul Gimmarty exactly, Oh god, not to Hey, we'll shout out friend
of the Pop Mark Maren his interview with Paul Jim Marty, who's long been
one of my favorite actors. Jim out is not just one of my favorite
people because I'm like Omano, my brother. We had it's celebrities, they're
just like us. But we had so much in common because he's just you
know, collects a shit ton of old books and all those other stuff.
I'm like, oh my god, you're just like me, not just in
terms of your hairline and body shape. So when you're done listening to everything
on the forefing of discount and worked by all means, check out the WTF
episode of Maron with Paul Giamati because it's just really, really good. Yeah,
he was one of the original guys who just got it when it came
to podcasting. Marron podcasts. Absolutely. Yeah, I've never I was never
like a huge guy because I'm like, I like your interviewing style. You're
very casual, but you get a lot of good stuff out of people.
But I don't want to put up with twenty minutes of you sort of saying,
hey, it's Mark Maron. You're in the garage and playing guitar,
not actually playing your touch. That's what you'd get from me if I was
doing and it was very much kind of give us some of that egg guitar
unsubscribed, unlike an unsubscribe. But yeah, but I think that's the kind
of Solibardy like to be like where you're not wow, we love even falling
around every he gets harassed. Yeah, yeah, but you're still making that
so it still know who you are. That's sweetweet money. So if you
saw Gene Marty at the airports, there's a difference between there's like big name
celebrities where people just can't resist the temptation to go and get a photo.
Paul g might if you saw him like browsing books, you'd be like a
fucking leave mylone. I saw him, that's enough, you know, Or
you'd sort of see each other across the arm and go just make sure you
know, is it okay. I'm sure he'd go can't get a photo or
whatever. But like some people like for example, Hem's well, if it's
like he's at the airport, you just get people flocking to him for photos
without even considering does he want this or not? Absolutely, but yeah,
I just really really love this. As you're saying, this would perfectly fit
into like what people could perceive as the golden ear Simpsons. And I'm really
surprised this story hadn't already been done. But I thought, considering it was
season eighteen, I think that did a pretty awesome job of it. Really,
I think I think this honestly. I remember I said Yoco cause is
probably my favorite episode of the season. I think this topped it for me.
I think I enjoyed this more than Yocle Cords. It's certainly neck and
neck, but yeah, I reckon this one might be might be just moving
ahead. A little lack of Fleeters probably helps, like a Pleaders, doesn't
You got your mean sorry you got your sar mellon there, But that's to
be expected these days. At least they made fun of the side of eating
the flag, all those those that so funny? Wasn't that increasingly lured and
kinky paparazzi shots at the end the ashes very very enjoyable. That's a good,
yeah, good episode. All right, you lovely stone Cutters. There's
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I spend that on Big Max. Yes, indeed, we used to.
That's true. My favorite. All right, mister Davis, what is
your favorite moment or favorite moments? That's a very good question. What did
I enjoy the first? And I got a few laugh out loud moments from
this episode, But the first one from this episode you call the last time
that happened for a Simpsons episode. We've got laugh out loud moments, great,
a few here, It's been a while. Yeah, yeah, but
I certainly laughed out loud at this was when they were recreating their old photos.
Yes, and of course you had Florida and they're on the water skiing
some home a splashing water on when they're emparisoning through baguettes. And then I
was like, that's so funny. I enjoyed that, and I enjoyed the
nineteen eighty seven version of themselves as well. That's right, their faces just
the begets again, just a quick visual gag. But I dug that Marge
looked on the back of the tabloid magazine and said, hey, they pay
dollar dollar dollar yea for photos, and in a start like that, so
much. We she held up one of her bills. They just said the
three dollar signs and it's like a lot of simple visual gags that really work.
Yeah, they really felt like just old school. Yeah, yeah,
writers are in Simpson gags. The Return of Gabbo Yep, the gab Overside
is one of my all time favorites. You just love that, I really
do. I mean Gabbo, Gabbo Gabo. But not to take away from
Homer rights and anything, but I just want to just the bits in Gabbo
where it's like he's got his version his corpse doll. All these kids are
screaming like it's it's a dummy. And how many times I don't know how
many times I've used sort of screencaps from that was like I think it's Quimby,
but like Gabbo says, I bad little boy. So great. So
yeah, very happy to see with the turn Gabo. I will talk about
the Betty White cameo when we go. That was just lovely. It was
just like that was pure Betty White, wasn't it Like if you who Betty
White was, that's exactly who you imagine her to be. Yeah, yeah,
you'd either have her really steering into oh everybody loves Betty White and here's
why, or you do a Lake Placid and your turner into like this found
mouth shotgun you know he'll billy or whatever. I really liked Dregeric Tatum's Your
hip Hop album was Bossful, Unnecessary. Okay, here we go. Yeah,
that'll do it for me and the rest I think we can talk about
as we go through. What were you all some of your favorites? I
mentioned the Lindsay landhum before, but the other one I really liked was this
is pagehon written all over. What the hell did you do that for?
You can see coming a mile away? But for me, I just laughed
my ass off. This really actually made me want to revisit, like the
Sam Raimi Spider Man was because JK. Simmons's course is very well known now.
I think when this happened, it was kind of like he wasn't a
household no. I mean, of course there was oz and he'd been on
was it was he on bones. It was a law and order, law
and order recurring on that, like as a psychiatrist. As a psychiatrist,
yeah, so you'd seen every once and while, So he was a familiar
face. It's a big part of this podcast. What do we learn,
Palmer? That's correct. Yeah, if you grew up reading Spider Man comics
or you knew anthing about Spider Man, you knew that j Jonah Jameson was
like a really pivotal character and a really vivid character like that didn't need to
be as important in the movies, but he made it important. He really
did, and he really just sort of nailed the look but particular Oh my
god, of course that's what he'd sound like. Yeah, yeah, so
that energy and yeah, yeah, so yeah, I'm almost I think I'm
doing much this s uff I don't think I'm gonna watch Spider Man one and
two. I bought maybe three Blu ray for like a dollar each of Marketplace
last week because I haven't re visited for a long time. Like I'm going
to show Elliot these movies because they are my favorite Spider Man movies absolutely.
I mean, Spider Man two, I Reckon still remains like one of the
real high water marks. Everyone's got one best sequels ever, I Reckon.
So next question, you there eating the Beast all right, trivia, mister
Davis, what is your first question for Himerazi. I don't have that many,
okay, but let's see how we go. Uh name the four settings
on the back of the Krusty Doll mother in law off, current events and
stolen jokes stolen. I do have one nippick. So when he flicks that
the current events, he starts talking about the Kinks and all that kind of
thing. But then when he's in this safe he start talking about iPods.
I'm like, yeah, what that's true. That's a good point. Yeah,
because the current events for when the doll was made was the Kinks,
and then it's all of a sudden, now talking about iPods, and it's
like, how is it now talking about current events? That was actually a
pretty good, crusty game. I was the Kinks, the Stones. Well,
there's a visit in my doctor's office that said my last physical. My
question for you is what was on the cover of the magazine of the TV
Guide? What was the headline? Damn it the TV Guide? Yeah,
puts it in the seat. So he hangs Maggie on the mirror. Oh
damn it, No, no, I'm sorry. It was Barbara Walters at
one one hundred. That's right. Yeah, Um, what is the Ordeu
that Rainier wolf Castle is offered at the snub stem cell for heaters, they
leave the g I thought you just would have loved this for Rainie wolf Castle
very much. I'm not mental slush the dog. The dogs get sushie now
or they want is sushi. I just love it. The obvious Maria Shriver
and no office like you promised me one day where you wouldn't break revenge reborked
your next question. Who I thought that a million fire fires were started by
candles? That was gus. Yeah, I'd say five says. I thought
it was silly and so funny. Do I have any self stolen one of
yours? I was assuming at the Star Trek Voyager Reunion special? What is
Lenny dressed as? I don't know the characters Nambers the ship that dresses like
silver? Yeah, I believe it's seven of nine, Okay. I just
liked that their nerds in that aspect, like you know, they try to
got man's man, but like they still wastch started for each everyone's a nerd
in some way, oh very much. So. Yeah, I've got a
question here for you. That's good, good, good, because there's no
one else here. What is the name of the candles, what's the brand?
Oh? Easy blow? Easy blow now easier to blow? Uh?
And that might be all my happy in my man, I'm gonna find one
more for you through He's an easy one for you. I knew you're like
this. Who was duff Man on a date with? He was on a
date with Boobrella? Boobrella And honestly, see the Alvira films. Are they
worth watching? My uncle Darren loves them, but he loves them for what
they are. I think I saw Elvira Mistress of the Dark way back in
the day. But I think Elvira for me is someone who is like good
in small doses. Yeah, I mean I think, like yourself forty five
minutes a week, that's enough give me, give me a bad sazz persion.
The stand and gay. Yeah, I haven't revisited a very long time,
but now I'm a big fan of what Cassandra Peterson did with the Olvira
character. But I think it just she might be made for YouTube. He
might have been made for like sort of cutting up little bits like here's here's
a five minute intro to her, you know, introing some movie or something
like that's all I need. But that's what I do here with because I
don't know what she She made movies, but she also liked the host of
like late night horror and stuff. I thought that was kind of the thing
because on Simpsons that's what she is, and I miss that where you'd have
a a person who would host tonight we have this movie or whatever. So
you see it for like a minute when I was going up. That was
my dream job. Oh, they used to have it on like Channel ten
or something. Yeah, l on a Friday night. In your mind,
they're actually choosing what putting it, but they're not really, but like they're
pretending what they are. It's like, I'd love to have the job of
picking what people are going to watch. Yeah, it's it's like when you're
the DJ at an old school radio station. It's like they actually chose what
music went out. That was my dream job. That was what I should
have been doing. That's what my life should have been. That's what you
said on our review of the Fog. Oh yeah, yeah, I should
have been like I should have been like Stevie Wayne been the male Stevie Wayne.
You still can do it. We're doing that to some degree. It's
this Dan doing guy your night light. Yeah all right, let's get into
a review of Homerazzi. So originally, and as I said earlier March twenty
fifth, two thousand and seven, directed by A. Matthewness Stuck and written
by J. Stewart Jones, guest stars Betty White, John Lovetts as Aniliko
a Lazzio, and Jakie Simmons as tableau editor. So the what do you
called him, Jakie Jackie Simmons? Notice what his mom calls him? Now,
hey, j just kidding Simmons. Uh. So, the chalkboall gag
was global warming did not eat my homework, We got a talkboard gag,
and the cash gag was a really long one. So it's basically this is
the take off of the right here, Right Now movie music five Fat Boy
Slim because basically the evolution of man and it evolves from like a stem a
sad to a fish yeah, all the way through to like the fat kid
from the Come a Long Way Baby. Yes, yeah, who is one
of the most famous kids of the nineties. But do you know what that
who that kid is is that Sean O'Brien. No, no one knows who
that kid is, right, but because that photo was actually taken from a
nineteen eighty three fat Person festival in Virginia, Okay, And they just used
that photo, but no one's ever actually figured out he was because in the
film clip, it's a grown man dressed the same way who looks like the
kid got older. But that kid, no one has ever really worked out
who it is. The reason I said, sure, Brian, is like
I heard this the other day about you know, some guy who was at
like a concert or something, and yeah, bigger guy and he was like
really, you know, getting down, really enjoying it. And then he
was like fat, chained by a bunch of dickheads, and whoever was taking
photos, they took another picture of his who was I think that was his
name, of this kid, of this guy, and the picture sort of
went before and after pictures of like this big guy having a really good time,
and everyone said that no one even knows who it is. No,
no, this is a different difference in the fat boys linger. Oh okay,
so yeah, I doesn't say, but I thought, who is this
person? Is he famous person? But apparently this is a more recent thing.
He went viral and you know, I think he was in the UK
and I flew out of the Hollywood and through my party because it was like,
there's been dickheads to you. Let's sorry your party. I really kid
that remember the lightsaber kid? Yeah? Well again this is sort of this
ties into the whole homerazzi thing. I mean, I think, you know
a lot of the motivation, well a lot of motivation for paparazzi taking photos.
Let's make some money, it's a job. But there was also an
underlying degree of this person you didn't get better than me, Yeah, taking
pictures of them, trying to shame them. Yeah, and now we're kind
of shaming ourself aware looking everyone's looking actively for people to the shames. Let's
get on the internet and find someone who's been really sincere about what they're doing
and take the piss out of them. I remember being in nineties, kid,
it was definitely a myth you could say of the school yard that that
fat kid was actually fat boy Slim. But there were kids who were convinced
that was fat boy Slim. What the guy on the cover of the album
Yeah great two was like number one already? Why try what a lord?
This fat kid just loving life. But the thing is it was just the
perfect end to that music video because it's like the evolution to man trying to
get better better. At the end, it's like, I'm already number one
and just and he just sits his fat arts on the couch and that's it.
I love fat boyslam. That was There was a three year pero.
We had that song Praise You and Weapon of Choice. Yeah, and it's
like they're three of the greatest songs and I bang, holy shit. Remember
I didn't like Praise You as a kid. I just I just didn't get
it. And then I was like a teenager. I was like, oh,
I get it. And you look at the video that directed by the
Great Spike Jones, starring the great spit just dancing in the all. I
think the film could put me off. I was like, who are these
people? They're weirdos. What is this. I'm so used to like spice
Scales and the exciting films. It's just people in a mall dancing. I'm
like, this is weird. But I watched now and I'm like, that
is just genius. A friend of the Pot Adam Sandler, he I remember
the the trailer came out for his movie The water Boy. Yeah, and
it had fat boy slims going out of my head or going out of my
mind. I can't find it anywhere on YouTube because I remember seeing it at
the cinema back in the day. I thought, or you remembering it wrong.
I don't think I'm remembering it wrong. I'm pretty sure because it's like
it's just Sandler crashing into people and it had this really just dope fat boy
slim tune over the top of the I'm like, really like that. That
was It was such a great time the late nineties because you'd have that.
And there was also a trailer for like a band damn movie or Maximum Risk.
It had fire Starter as the as the soundtrack. It's like, this
is gonna be the best fucking movie fall time, what's that? What's the
phone? Thirdth is it? Jason X has a kick ass song that's got
to let the bodies at the floor. Yes, so perfect. With someone
who mentioned it in the Patron group the other day, it was like,
oh, I never thought i'd hear someone talk about drowning, all right,
especially on a discout, and here we are cold, the bodies aid the
floor. It's just perfect. I love that song. It's so brilliant.
They did it, yeah, because they did it on the Jason Next one
and eded on the Rambow trailer as well. Like I said, during the
episode, we're talking about with the meme with homes writting the song the bodies
into the floor. So the evolution cash gag, yeah yeah, taking everything
from the credit set before that, it turns a whole two minutes and twenty
seconds. Yeah. Yeah, the evolution sequence itself just mid twenty second.
I was like, this is going on a while. Maybe that's the key
to a good episodeoughybe because they have to try and pad out extra two minutes
of gags, because it feels like lately there's been a lot of good episodes
or episodes that could have been good if they had to end it at like
two minutes earlier, and then they go extra minute and you're like that minute
is like left the sour Taste mom out. Yeah, there's just longer couch
gags. Shorter episodes end the episode at the right time. I mean,
in the same there's a bit too much filling and filler in the sandwich.
How many times have we had like a nice moment and then it's just like
it tries to end with home of being a dickhead or something like, Yah,
you didn't need that bit longer catch gags. That's what you want.
We've solved the problem. Happy birthday, year Home, Happy birthday. Ye.
I don't have to make a wish because they already have it. Wonderful
family. I wish for Infinity Hamburgers. Immediately just thought of you. I
don't know why I thought of you, but I thought of you. But
I feel like that's the wish that guy would make, wouldn't they If we
ever get around opening burger joint, which is again one of my dreams.
You have a lot of dreams. Called it Infinity Hamburgers. Maybe it's an
all you can eat burger joint, but yeah, the business pretty early?
Yeah, how was it? How was this that could be me? We
went fishing from burger when you couldn't find one? But yeah, so then
he blows tries to blow the candles and he can't actually one another one of
my favorite moments. I really enjoyed dance acting over the I just thought that
was it just done off really well but obviously got in my notes. Why
do we blow on candles, Like even post COVID, I'm like, okay,
well, clearly COVID is forgotten about because there was a point in time
where I couldn't be within thirty feet of you. Now I'm letting why do
we gt on my cakes? Again? Why do we even do it in
the first Yes? This, I mean there are so many traditions that if
you take a second or even think about, It's like, why do we
bring a tree into our house on Christmas? Why? There is a reason
for that though, Isn't it is that? Oh? I'm sure there is,
but I mean we don't actually know what it is because I told to
do it. Yeah, pretty much everyone does that. It's like, yeah,
why on your birthday? It's like we're going to make you a nice
kick, but also we're going to put candles on top of it that you
have to extinguish. Why. So this is the thing as a parent now
of young kids, they're always going why, They're questioning the world why is
that? I'm like, I actually don't know why we do half these things?
Oh we just do them? Yeah, I mean I'm finding myself.
I mean, I was I ever lose last night and you know, someone
sort of asking something like well to Google. Yeah, And I was probably
doing that four or five times last night. I was like, there would
there would have been a time maybe when I knew this, or I probably
never knew this to Google pre Google? Do you think like our parents,
right, they didn't have Google, so they just have to make up a
reason why we do shit. And because you just grew up thinking that was
legit, Like do you have a thing in your life where you're like,
you always believed that this was the way things went for a reason, or
you believe something, and then you got older and I was like, oh,
Bobby, was I think this was the ship, this was the but
like Italian you know what I mean? I think this was the era of
because I said so, yes, I have dropped that a few times that
I'm just like usually that when I say, Alec, can you please do
that? But why, I'm like, because I'm the fucking boss, And
I said, so, don't ask me, why, just do it?
Now? Does to give them that look and he's like the boss of the
boss, that's right. So homes trying to blow add candles added shape even
for an American And then yeah, so it's now nighttime, he's trying to
borrow it ends up starting a fire because he passes out. Firefighter arrives and
saves the day, and they question we discussed earlier, I listen like that
Gus has a million. Then Marge gets a fireproof safe and she decides to
put the family album in there, which is very marge at. Lisa puts
she was she was going to put what she was going to say. The
decision trails like as if, I'm like, that's so obnoxious, But then
she goes with the eight year old Melibus Stacey hybrid convertible which runs on old
makeup and add of style shoes. Homer puts the cologne from his first dates
the center of a wook center a walking like that, yep, and Bart
puts the catch a rising crusty doll in there, but the current events,
the Kings, the stones, sounds, my last physical and then he puts
that in the safe as well, and then March, there's nothing to worry
about here. Now we have nothing to worry about in case of a fire
besides our lives, and she taps on the safe, which, unfortunately,
as Homer explains, causes the activates the doll Trust turns on the car's headlines,
focusing on the colone, causing it to boil and soon explode, and
it obviously goes off. But I thought when the album exploded, I was
like, that would be such a sad moment. Oh my god. Yeah,
And the way Marge explained it, I know it's it's meant to be
funny, but like, I just love that it's a record of my accomplishments.
I felt that's how my mum would see it as Well's like it's a
record of everything we've achieved in life. Absolutely. I mean, we have
digital versions of our lives, but it's like those old photobos, you can't
be Yeah, and when the grid goes down, as it will people or
you'll have the memories inside your head. But you know, us old school
types will have albums full of photos apparently, and the state of the Outreak
Recording Studio looking down at a big batch of photo albums that were brought over
by your mum. Yeah, scan these, yeah. I was like,
you want to scan your photo She's like, yeah, that'd be good,
and she brings over about three crates worth. I'm like, oh shit,
I don't have terror buds of space. It's just the time. Oh yeah,
it's like it's like you imagine like a teacher photocopying ship. Do you
teachers do still do photo They still had that paper. It was all laptops.
Now I think it's all laptops and all laptops now. I mean it's
good for the environment, imagine is it? Is it not? I don't
know. I mean apparently suppose the report about recycle paper now so yeah,
I mean here the occasual report about you realize that AI is using so much
electricity and power or whatever that it's you know, incredible. It's probably as
much of a power drain or as much of an energy No, I've got
to stay free. Is he still doing his thing or is he taking a
break. I think he's still doing his thing. I think YouTube might have
done monetized and but he might be on like other platforms. They're trying to
take me down. It's gone. That family album was a record of my
accomplishments. It's like what a resume is for a meme And Lisa accidentally mentions
we could restage your photos and we get a little montage year with freeze Frame,
which was a good song match the match of the montage. It was
again they've they've dipped into the soundtrack budget because there was one or two good
songs on this particular episode soundtrack. There was indeed, that's time for the
series finale party. They had to have paid for the music of Star Trek
as well. Right, they had the voyage of music plane. Oh yeah,
probably yeah, But they've had Startrek parodies on the show before. But
Carl's incredibly sad and I just love that they're just so passionate about starting Voyager.
What's your one show that you know it's nerdy but you just can't have
love it? Is it like Moonlighting for you? Yeah? But that's super
cool. So yeah, it was cool. Well it's cool at the time.
Two, wasn't it. Yeah? So what's like your your nerdy show
that you're like, I just I just love it. I don't care people
know that I like it. It's probably ninety Day Fiance. But when it
comes to like actual nerd program like sci fi or fantasy or something like that,
there's a couple. It was a I don't know if you'd call it
super nerdy because it's actually really super violent, super sexy. But well,
violence is sexy, right, that's true. Yeah, two great teas together.
Spartacus did you Did you ever watched it? But show? Yeah?
Yeah, because I mean it sort of came out the rain the same time
as Game of Thrones, and Game of Thrones of course got all the god
all the publicity because it's like, oh my god, it's so valent,
medieval and sexy. It's like, maybe I should hip you to an episode
of Spartacus, which is basically just insane and it's done sort of in the
style of three hundred. It's got their very stylized approach to it. But
it's like, it got to the it got to the final episode and you
know everyone, no I'm not, but I'm just gonna be if you know
anything about sparta because you know how the story of Spartacus ends. But yeah,
it got to the end. I was like, why am I growing
at this ridiculous, violent, sexy, comic book of a show, Because
I'm really feeling for these characters. We committed so many hours to it.
That's why that is correct. I wasted my life. Wasted my life.
That is not one of my favorite Simpsons lines ever. It's just it's so
relatable. It's very What do you think your favorite nerdy show. I think
for me growing up with Stargate, and I haven't really visited Stargate for so
long, and I've always been wanting to. I loved Stargate, That's the
thing. I mean. I don't think I've ever really sort of got into
I mean, I was huge in the Star Wars, but I was never
really into the whole mythology of it, and you know, like reading the
extended universe and like novels and comics and all or even the Day for Loney
stuff. I never really sort of got into it. It's like, I
like Star Wars, but part of me is kind of like I wish I
had the kind of I don't know, especially where it'll be like, yeah,
I watch all the Star Treks and you know, and I can tell
you the difference between Space. I wanted to watch Star Trek. I really
want to watch Star Trek, yeah, or Stargate, and it's various sort
of offshoots. It's like, well, you know, SG one is pretty
good, but don't get universes where it's at. I mean, I know,
I think I'd enjoy that, but it's just at the same time,
I'm not why that way? And also I just don't have enough time.
Okay, we're recreating our series finale party for Star Trek Voyager. Oh man,
I thought I was strong enough to get through this again, but I'm
not. Oh Captain Jane Waye your mission and soon then Homer is mowing.
I really really like this. So at Lisa reading the book. So we
had the man in Superman. But that was a great gay Yeah, that
was fantastic. But Marjor arriving with the photo trips over home and runs him
over. That's why I made it do the ICTs. I was like,
you got me. I actually went free. Decigh of relief. Yeah,
because can you imagine how traumatic that would be if you've gone through all that
process again. And just because this is back in the day when you have
to go get your photos developed out. Yeah, I still remember the excitement
of going to pick them up, like they're ready, They're ready. There's
a good one watching TV last night. There's an ad for you know,
the new Google Phone. It's like, I've taken a picture of my three
kids. Wonder them's pulling a face. But I've taken enough pictures where I
can transplant the Yeah, the face from Yeah, a regular face from one
photo and put it in on a real photo. It's not a real photo.
No, that's what that's the charm of these old school photos is sometimes
they're blurry. Sometimes these episodes not looking, but it's like you cherish them
because it's like it's everyone in the one photo. I made this work.
And every time that ad comes on, I'm like, I don't like this,
and he's look at him like, we know you don't like it.
See that cloud. I was literally shave at the cloud. Ah, there's
my first sexiit a black looks so cute as a mighty oak in the school
play Here I am on the Space Shuttle orbiting True was nice? And how
to send you up again? Oh my god? Check out what's happening behind
your restaged anniversary dinner. Death Man's on a game with Booberella. He's supposed
to be in a stable, long term gay relationship. Hmmm, this is
a celebrity scandal. We could sell that photo to a tabloid and they paid
big money for photos. This isn't like you. Well, it's just about
what we need to pay for our fire damage. Spooky Homer is now at
the inquisitor trying to sell it, and Lindsay Lighthand looking drunk. Hi and
bony Se. See, they got a freckles because the last time I had
JK. Simmons on as a Nanada who was very much done as Jay jonah
jehe was meant to be that. Now he doesn't look like that at all,
but he's doing the same character, which I think is better. I
think. So. Yeah, he says, you're making moderately wealthy. Yes,
I can rent anything I want like that. That's the dream about your
old Dan. I can rent anything I want. But also i'mer rolling around
in like the small yes, Pilotney, it would be nice to be moderately
wealthy. I don't want to be rich, but just enough righteness, like
I can just relax. Oh yeah, I mean it was a great meme
that I saw where it's basically tell me you you know, tell me your
wildest family. It's like, I live in a house that's you know,
decent sized, got a good, good backyard for the dogs. You know,
I can make the mortgage on it pretty easily. Yeah, my car
runs pretty well, and you know when it's when I hear a noise,
I can take the mechanic. I've got no problems there. The fridge is
full of stuff that I like to eat, and you know, I can
occasionally take a holiday. It's like, yeah, that's that's my wildest fantasy.
You're pretty much at that point now, right, You get to sort
of go on holidays whenever you want to, pretty much. I mean,
yeah, I'm not saying that. Yeah, we're about to see you later.
Dan up for three weeks in Europe, although I mean we did just
spend two and a half weeks in the States, which was pretty admittedly we
were staying with our friend who put us up verty decently. Yeah, we
still went. We still went absolutely with to Ballei. I believe the Christmas
time last year wasn't Yeah, yeah, we may do that again this year.
Yeah, I've been on like three holidays them of Nicola Life with Nichol
Holiday. It's now told of the Krusty movie premiere. So obviously Homer has
agreed to be the paparazzo. Paparazzi and the kids want the autograph of Krusty.
The head things at the door panel. I don't wants to get a
photo of Krusty, says no. Then we get Gabbo and still the waters
that vomit versus water. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, Now
fancy farms were all the famous people's shop and you're gonna help me ambush them.
I just really liked, Hey, it's rich Texan and Paris texts.
I'm like, his last name is tex and I get it ba for mama.
Why wish used to carry around that dog? Oh yeah, that little
tuaha? Yeah, what's that? Sorry for that thing? And when they're
developing photos later in the episode, there's actually photo of her sticking her finger
down the throat. Yeah, so Bart makes fun of Paris Texan's face.
She's still breaking in that nose and she said beating him up. This is
where isn't the last photo of he like giving him a kiss? Yes?
And then Homer's taking photos of celebrities walking out the dry cleaners and I'm thinking,
what is this? Why are they're doing this? And I realized what
they're going for. I just I was thinking, is there a Simpsons episode
where like Bart ended up having like a Paris Hilton style socialite as a girlfriend.
And then I was like, oh no, I think that's a south
Park episode. Yeah, Simpsons. So far, we haven't reviewed one like
that. Yeah, that's right, but Butter's ended up like a boy as
the boyfriend or something like parents to actual Paris Hilton. Oh okay, that's
right, and she wouldn't leave now Paris leave me alone. Okay. We've
just entered season four of Gone Down to South Park and it's just it's so
great. We're very very happy about that. The next episode we were viewing
in this as we speak now is two thousand. Yeah, I can't wait.
But then I'm thinking, what this is such a random mishmash of guests,
like celebrities walking out these dry cleaners. Then I realized there are a
people who have been on the show as home say, I've met them all,
and they never acknowledged my existence because we'd the minute of The first one
to come out is mcart. Yeah, Macart. I was like, Oh,
interesting are they going to have Yeah, it's like, oh no,
it's just just an image. Oh okay, well yeah, that are these
all former guest appearances. I feel like this could have been an episode where
you could have crammed in a lot of actual guest cameos. But I think
it works bet at being Springfield celebrities. I think so as well. It
feels more Simpsony gets more in this their universe. Yeah, because I mean
a gimmick. There are occasions when they will go over wear with the guests
out. It's like, this doesn't feel like real Simpsons. This feels like
you know, Sweeps week, symptoms, symptoms, or like the special guests
include Well, Nicol and I just reviewed the Friends episodes as part one and
part two two, part of the one after the super Bowl, which they
aired after the Super Bowl thirty because they wanted to capitalize in that audience,
and they'll stick of debuting new shows like let's just get our bigger show and
put it after and get the biggest audience. E it was like fifty seven
million people watch it or something. Oh, but it's just celebrity guests are
heavy, so Jean Cloud, Van Dam, Julia Roberts, Brookshields, Chris
Isaacs in there, Dean Caslonetta isn't there as well Fred Willard, and it
feels you can tell it's a very special episode of Friends. And whilst it's
funny and I enjoyed it, it doesn't feel like Friends. We mentioned I
mentioned in that review. Homer at the Bat where it's a bunch of baseballers
and the crew of the Simpsons of the cast don't like that episode because they
felt like all the focus was on the guests and not them, like the
main cast were secondary, at least in the Friends one. It's funny every
guest star is like a love interest of a character like Chris Isaac is a
love and just of Phoebe and Julie Roberts's love and just of Chandler and Brooks.
She was loving just of Joey And I'm just like, they couldn't think
of a different reason to bring up these guys on the show. But yeah,
it's just like it did. It makes it feel different. Yeah,
what what's Van Dam doing? That? Is he flirting with the Jennifer Anison.
So he's filming a movie outbreak too. I think it is in New
York and Marcel the Monkey there and then Monica wants Rachel to ask him out,
but he ends up flirting with Rachel and Rachel goes out on a date
with him instead, and Monica get shitty about that. Yeah, but Jean
Clovan Dam comes across like a real sogoynist. I think that might be one
of his things, or it might have been one of his things back then,
because when was this was this? Like, was this in the two
thousands or in the ninth day? It was ninety six, at the start
of ninety six, I think, yeah, yeah, I think JCVD will
admit himself that he had a few lost years in there even when he and
maybe because he was doing so well he was recovering from Street Fighter. That's
cooret had that torrid affair with Kylie Minogue on the Street Fighter. Really apparently,
so holy shit, I loved that movie as a kid. I haven't
watched it for like since I was like eight. I'm like, it's one
of the movies where I go, I don't want to revisit it, but
I kind of do because it's got Gomez Adams as the main as Bison.
Yeah, it does apparently not very well while it was. Yeah, I
think he was he wasn't well. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,
is his last film, wasn't it was his last movie? Yeah, Adam's
Family not the film. Want to revisit it would be I'd just sort of
do the the one two punch of Adams family and Adams family values. Yeah,
enjoying them both. Yeah, lots of films to watch. I've been
keeping a list, so I've be knocking off my list. I know it's
slight detour, but Broken Arrow got off the list. Wish I hadn't watched.
I mean it was what it was. I'm just like, Ah,
it wasn't as good as I had hoped. I crossed off Anticonda and Anakonda's
Oh did you watch Anon? What do you think? It was good?
I mean I enjoyed the first one more, I think more, but this,
the second one felt very much like people lug down a Conda. Don't
know why. It's make another one real quick, yeah, and just make
them bigger. Yeah. Yeah. And it didn't have any like actual sort
of stars stars, No, not really no, And it hurt in that
way. And speaking of stars that help a film, I watched Deeply See
Sammuel Jackson. Ah, he helped that film so much. Absolutely. Oh
man. Yeah, I loved it. I loved Deeply See. They loved
it really good. Yeah. There's plenty of other films across. It's just
I'm like, this year, all these movies I've always I'm gonna watch,
I'm just gonna watch them gonna watch them. I'm glad I have. Yeah,
it's great. I see you all the time saying hashtag now watching I'm
like, I wouldn't be that guy lost you said got a bit it was
like twelve and you're like, hashtag now watching his TV show whatever, and
I was like, it was the first episode of True Detective. By the
way, Yeah, I mean, I'm news resolution. I think I've talked
about I need to have some new podcasts for the four Finger Disco network,
and one of them was going to be TV Guide, So that's the reason
I was watching New Drape True Protective. I'm not trying to put together in
just a quick like six minute, seven minute review that we can run on
the four thing and I'll leave the room. You can do it right now.
I don't want to. I've got I've got stage freight. Don't watch
me podcast. Hello, Homer, have you lost weight? Like you care?
Betty Waite, tell me how's Maggie. Her name is Marge. I
was talking about your baby. Oh she's looking very surfy. Thanks for taking
my picture. If you want me to sign it, here's a stamped,
self addressed envelope and give Santa's little help her a big hug for me.
Yeah, it's right, just away. How lovely was Betty White there?
Like I said, you just feel like that's just Betty White being Betty White.
And just her name is Maggie. Her name is Marge your dog.
Just you just walk away now the pillow Mint Hotel and Jrederic Tatum is there
being all nice and civil. That's a good name pillow Mint, it is.
Yeah, And Homer yeah hip hop album was bothtful and unnecessary. Okay,
here we go, just punched away all the various cameras again just yeah.
I mean it had good one liners, but also just I think it
was more heavy on good visual gags. It was. Yeah, and that
one with the multiple cameras was fantastic and all different versions of cameras. Yeah,
yeah, like bringing out the old time he won and well played Homer
ARTZI good episode, Yeah, it really was. And then she takes it
to the inquisitor terrific, outstanding. This has page one written all over it.
What the hell did you do that for? Well? I remember my
plate in the book I was reading that it was a gag that I remember
pinpoint what episode it wasn't When it came I was like, DiCaprio, that's
the worsd that's the world, and it inspired me. I'm just like,
I want to do an article of all the best moments, like golden moments,
not from the Golden era. For me, this was like one of
them. I know you didn't like it, but Homer with the photo saying,
I took a photo of myself to show you how sad I was,
and then here's me smiling best because the cat fan the stairs like that to
me was like a stand up moment, super sexy Flanders. And there's another
one coming up in a couple episodes because I watched through it, I mean
walking on the treadmill on the incline, just watching the fashion through season eighteen.
The classic quote of I've got three kids and no money. Why can't
I have no kids in three money? That's like an iconic one. I
gets memed around a lot, right when people don't have any money. I
just assumed from in my mind. I'm like, oh, that's a golden
ear quote. It's like in a couple episodes, Well that gets shared so
much. Oh I've got three kids and no money. Why can I have
no kids and three money? Yeah? I was really surprised. I'm going
to do it an article on the website the right in guys Simpson's mailbag at
gmail dot com on lots of contributions, and I will give you credit for
it. Older moments of the Simpsons that aren't from the Golden ear So anything
post season ten, oh, well, say season twelve? Do you say,
say season ten? Anything post season ten that you consider like a golden
moment sends it in Simpsons Mailbag at gmail dot com, and I will definitely
give you the credit for pointing it out. I'd love to hear from you,
guys also just in through some questions. Yes indeed, and yeah,
I won't attribute you know, but Danno might. Homer and Bart are developing
photos in Lisa's room. We get Crusty exposing himself in the photo and Paris
gag and the dog go getting punched by his ventriloicist. What is the venturlicist
name? I can't remember he has a name. We should get this Gabbo's
Venturlicus of the Bok Arthur crandall, okay, yeah, I've been calling him
crandall things I learned today Arthur crandle there you go but miss developing all the
photos. Listen, you can't stay and here you're going to keep talking.
So home And says, you know when you come have daddy pours some chemicals,
puts it straight to sleep. It's not true here, but it is
true. Kids. They always say they're not tired, and the most tired
of all that is one hundred percent truth. We kids say I'm not tired.
I'm like, go to fucking bed now. Why Because I said so?
Homer is now showing March all the photos in the Inquisitor, and this
was just nice pointing out, like marg're trying to be old right, just
saying I can't believe you're doing this. I feel bad. You can't put
that shit down? Oh absolutely not. Yeah. Do tabloid magazine still exist
to this extent, Like it's just I feel like it's more just online things
now, like very much. The physical form probably not so much. But
because you're past the magazine standing like there's this one that Nikola reads occasionally.
I get it. It's like the Royal family tabloid magazines. It's important from
the UK. I guess people still buy them, but I think it's more
just like clickbait online now, I think so. Yeah, I mean,
I think paparazzi stuff, I mean, it'll always sort of prides itself on
the immediacy of it, So I mean, yeah, they quicker that you
can get it out there end of the world. I imagine that's the that's
the main aim. It's hard to get the exclusive now too, because people
just they can just take the picture, save it and just get because people
with watermarks. Entertainment Weekly often puts like a watermark or Vulture puts a watermark,
you can photoshop that shit out so easily people to steal the imagery.
So it like you can. But people back in the day, if you
had the exclusive photo of like a car crash or someone smooching someone else when
they shouldn't be, like, you paid big bucks for it. But do
you think people still get paid big bucks for the exclusive? They get paid
big bucks exclusive for like interviews now, I think, but not so much
photos that I had. I think I think they still get paid affair amount
do. I just can't imagine how you could just say you're, you know,
running TV guide, right and you're paying tabloid magazine and you're someone's coming
to you with a photo that's incredibly raunchy. It's Chris hams Worth cheating on
his missus with I don't know, Tina fat right, incredibly want you good
happen? Yea, yeah whatever? Right? And it's like, would I,
as a as an editor, pay big money to have that to be
the first to run it because I know within one minute it's gonna be all
over Twitter without any credit to me. Well that's the thing. I mean,
if you're if you're the solo person who have taken and I feel like,
because no one breaks this one people, well you might break the story,
but no one, not everyone credits anymore. Yeah, I mean I
think you're a halfway said person. You would like, I don't think anybody
else has got this picture of Chris and Tina. If you're someone who just
wants attention to be like, guess what I just saw, guys, and
then you put it on Twitter or you put it on whatever, you put
it on Instagram to boost your own person. It's about boosting you own personal
social media. Give me lakes, you know. But I mean, if
you're a smart person, probably go to TMZ or something out like that and
said guess what I've gone here? How much do you want for it?
And you know I might pay you five figures, six figures or something for
oh yeah, absolutely did he ever pay for like photos? I don't think
so. Not not well, but it was a reputable until having said that,
Darren Grece, I mean not Dann Grays and he's a hairdresser. Good
guy. Helped shout out to Darren Darren Lyons. Yeah, who you know,
became a real sort of paparazzi. Came the mayor yeah yeah, and
then became the mayor of Geelong and you know it was a Christmas tree and
free parking on the weekends. Good on him. I mean you got some
things right. I mean we get free parking the weekends. We forget about
that, like we didn't have free parking on the weekend before. But he's
a guy sort of drives around Gelong and then is he the one with the
Ferrari. He's got a Ferrari, doesn't he? I have no idea.
I think he was driving some high and automobile around Gelong. It's kind of
as I've always said, you can top out it, maybe a Porsche or
a or a very nice Mercedes, and Geelong you don't want to, you
don't want to? Land would you ever buy one? Then? If you
had the money to buy one, would you buy one? No? I
wouldn't. No, I would again top out it like a nice Porsche for
the money, but buy a million dollars worth of Big Max Infinity Burghers that
I spent seven hundred Conor patterns. That's what I'd spend my money off.
Yeah. I just seeing like a Lamborghini or a Ferrari driving around Geelong.
It's like this just doesn't feel right now, It's it's weird. Yeah,
but I did like here though, the whole side show, mel is in
the custody battle when it's turning bitter and who makes it by the magazine?
But what is it? Why do we love gossip as human beings? We
love gossip. I don't know what out there that says they don't buy into
gossip. You're full of shit. Oh we love a good juicy gossip story.
Absolutely, always always have. I think as long as human beings have
been able to talk and keep secrets and do things that other people don't want
to know about. Yes, there's been gossip. I'm sure there's books and
all manner of stuff written about the psychology. They should track that down,
because I mean, it's kind of an interesting thing. Why we this is
a thing. So the Sihammel one, he'd actually have to pay off letter
in the episode, you notice there's the custody battance going bitter. Pay attention
to that. I usually like Sarmel, but I like the way they sort
of keep that little through line throughout the episode and experts disagree on location of
Heaven. I hope that catches a helicopter to wolf Castle's wedding, very much
like Dressy Park. Oh yeah, that was very much a shout out,
wasn't it. Yeah, but he didn't touch the harness. Do we attach
it if you don't mind the timing of that gag just felt slightly off,
just slightly, but I was like, I know what you're doing here,
It would feel very depending on you've got a time. That shs right next,
just slightly I like to have paid off. Yeah, but they he's
going now to make a young woman's wedding day all about himself and she's marrying
a quimby Freddie's there. Yeah, I did like I did like home as
catch, raise up, up and annoy. Now do you make a young
woman's wedding day all about me? Do you right now? Luftwaffle wolf Castle
take Maria Shreiver Kennedy Quimby to be your lawful wedded and annoy? Are you
also requirements? Man? Is that horrible man gone yet? Yes? Mother
borring some sort of pendulum effect First Amendment rules, privacy jewels. Time to
squash that shut up bug. You promised me one day where you wouldn't swear
revenge on someone. Promise revoked. So we come back from commercial and we're
now at wolf Castle's mansion and he says, greetings, famous faces and sizzling
stars. Cruss his response to his evite was the least funny, but he
didn't get the jpeg. I'm like, that is so twand and seven the
jpeg two. He says, you know he learned in his film what the
film was called. But in order to feed a robo knights, you need
another robo knife. So defeat the paparazzo, you need another one. And
he's brought in Enrico Razzio voice by the legendary John Lovetts correct same voice for
every character he does. But I never get sick of it. That's because
you're a human being with a soul. How are you gonna help us be
for RONI allow me to explain. I take embarrassing the pictures of a Homer
had asked him day and night just as well. Be heard of that,
and now you will be a god in your eyes. See it is good.
I declare it's meeting a churned Now, please take some sushi, because
if I give it to the dogs, they will take Oh. Now I
get sushi all the time, and I am not made of sushi. Homer's
now hanging Maggie from the mirror to the TV guy. I'd taken her seat
belt and I just like that. She loved it as well. She was
like laughing a great time, obviously incredibly dangerous. But Enrico arrives taking photos
trying to make you look like a bad father. Maggie take the wheel,
and just various photos like Homer wanting privacy when he's taking the shower out and
the fire hydrant, things like that poo burns wolf Castle in side sho mail
or reading it. Of course we get a side show mail line. I'm
going to make it my screen saver somehow. I'm like, ah, okay,
Homer is now asking in quizittor why do you publish all these photos of
me, basically saying, well, I've got no friends, and we get
just just like classic like JK. Simmons dialogue, jameson Dialogue isn't Yeah.
Just now, Homer says he's gonna be giving up photography because you know,
if he feels terrible because it now happened to him. He also gives up
his medication and gets a clot whatever. But now at the snub club and
they're back to their lives of super excess excess, yes themselves and he don't
live today. Sidea Sosacha Mal's there with Princess Jasmine, you know, the
stripper right, so he's clearly she's like he's his tail on the side.
The divorce isn't going too well. And then we pan across too mos.
Now did you notice the rain? No, So the snub Club's going off.
It's a great night, music going and it pans across the street and
the rain going forty five degree angle towards Mo's and everyone's sad. Listen to
them, they're on the job of the world. Well, I'm sitting here
pretending I have a steel because of a bunch of stuff that happened home.
I don't be so quick, tor band in this Papa ratchet thing. Yeah,
it's an American tradition to cut people down his size because they brought so
much joy into our lives. You know what can't stand that? Robin Williams.
You know what time I saw him eating dinner with his children. He
wouldn't take the time out to do all the funny bits from his movies.
And my sister would saw Burt Reynolds at the airport and he wouldn't even co
side a mortgage. You guys are ruing. I hated to get back in
the game. Oh but I threw away my camera. Oh he used this
one. I was gonna use. Had to take secret photos in a lady's
tailet, But no dame's ever come in this joint. Very small. Sure,
excuse me? Do you have a ladies room? We need to trade
bras and panties. Oh you gotta be kidding me. Yeah, little love
it was. It was very on brand for MO but a little love color.
I felt I just didn't seem a fitness episode. I was like,
ah, I didn't really need it. But Homer then goes it goes over
and this was awesome. Actually, Krusty makes the smoothie out of money.
You call this a drink? No one never said it was a break And
how do you want your come up and eat by ten or wallet size?
Hide your shame? And Parish is kissing Mealhouse, Tatum is sniffing up the
ashes of who secretary at the races, Mel is eating the flag and Kemp
Brockman is tasing quimby in and they both like gimk yeah. Home then says
he's going to do nothing with the photos. Though. All you have to
do in return is show us a little respect to the people who made you
who you are. Allow civilian to write a terrible children's book for you.
I support a charity from something that doesn't It hasn't happened to someone of your
family. It's like, that's so funny, because how often does like someone
dying in a family of a celebrity. And it's like, I'm now starting
a new charity. It's like we could just support an already existing one.
That's true, that's true. Why did to start a new charity in your
name? It's like, just support the ones that have been there forever that
need your help. Good point. But then he invites because he's not gonna
do anything with the photos, Renu invites him to the offshore party platform,
off sure party platform. That's it. I like that. Yeah, But
side Joe mal was there with his son. I was like a little bit
of a payoff there. So he's a father Drederic Tatums just then in the
background wearing Homer's old clothes, like the white shirt and the blue pants or
so they meant to make you miss and every day. Man, I don't
know. The march shows Renure with Castle an unsolicited manuscript of missus mum and
celebrity has been celebrities. He's like, I don't don't read that stuff.
Cue. At least it got made. It reminds me of an early nineties
Whole Cogan film, like Mister Nanny. Oh yeah, well it isn't other
that. It was like Santa Claus Base You remember that one. It was
just called Santa with Muscles, with muscles wasn't Yeah, what are we doing
here? Cinemator is there? At least it got made, as much says,
and yeah, That'samarazzi a great episode. It's pretty good. Yeah,
I think like going through it, you appreciate it more than there's so many
gags and one liners and just there was no real moments that maybe it's at
roll my eyes and I wish I wasn't there even like the moment I was
like, if it's the character, Yeah, yeah, I mean Homer wasn't
wasn't jerky or anything like that paparazzi. A paparazzo is a jerk, so
that aspect of the character. But even then, I mean, I think
I think I speak for both this when I say we don't like it when
Home is a jerk to his family, no or for no reason. Yeah,
whereas this, I mean we can all, we can all appreciate.
Yeah, take that celebrities, you know when the jerk and this is pointing
in the right direction, like, yeah, we appreciate that. Yes,
yeah, especially when you bring out people at Paris. Because in this point
in time, she copped it, didn't she like from the press and yeah,
there's so I think she really played up the car. She steered into
it as shit. She's like, how can I make some money? Play
up this character. She thrived on pissing people off. Oh yeah, I
mean again, for as long as there's been any form of show business,
there's always been the character of the man or whatever character the man you love
to hate. Yes, yeah, yeah, I mean we talked about Space
earlier. I mean he made a pretty decent career out of playing that kind
of person. And yeah, you could do you could, of course apply
of course you apply that to reality TV. You mean, you've always got
to you've got to have heels and baby faces. Pro wrestling is just like
the most simple storytelling of all time. Absolutely it is. Yeah, yeah,
but I mean you look at even early seasons of like Survivor, it's
like, oh, you've got to have the one who's you know, kind
of like oh they think I'm doing this, but I'm actually doing that.
And Paris Hilton just did that. But she wasn't even hiding behind a character.
It's just like that's right, I'm ranch Kardashian. Oh yeah, yeah.
I mean I don't think that even the Kardashians do it as villainous anymore.
I think they've kind of they're kind of just like lifestyles are rich and
famous, and I think Parison was doing that to some degree. But I
think she also was pretty savvy and like you either love me or you hate
me, but you're talking about me. My man Oscar Wild once said,
there's no Yeah, there's no such thing as bad publicity, hundred percent.
Yeah, And I still buy into that, Oh is there? I mean,
Jonathan major Is might pig to differ, but that's true. That's true.
Yeah, but yeah, I do buy into that to an extent.
That line the whole. Any publicity's good publicity until it ruins your career.
Yeah, that's the only thing. I mean. I think you've got to
be kind of cluey about how is this sustainable? Is this sustainable? And
if it's not, let's cash in as quickly as possible and let's you know,
gather as much as we can. You know, during a nut gathering
season, do you reckon like slabs from like the seventies, eighties? It's
a bid nineties, right, look back now, I'll look now and go,
fuck, well, lucky social media wasn't around. Oh god, I
think everyone thinks that because there's we've all had a moment in our life we
were just gone, I think funk, no one knows what happened. Oh
my god, years what do we learn? Bomber? All right? That
was what do you learn from this episode? That's a pretty good question.
You find out I learned that first moment rules. Oh but privacy rules.
Yeah. I learned that one stem cell of heater is never enough. It's
never enough. What's your what would be your lead to trade moment? If
someone brought out something at a party, Oh, sliders for me to be
sliders, chicken sliders. Chicken slider is a good one. Or I've had
a party recently and they had it catered and one of the things was like
little either like Indian lamb cutlets and oh shit, that one nice. Everyone
was kind of like, give me it's cutler girl. Yeah. But do
you find sometimes at parties where you're like, I really like this just for
me. It's usually aaron chini ball or something. It's like I love them,
right, but it's like how many can I eat before people start going
fatty fat fat fat? Or people start going for the rest of us,
Yeah, fat fuck. Yeah, that's what It's true. It's one you
got to be really cautious about. It is all your sort of like I
think it's like three of the one item. Once you go more than three,
everyone's like, calm down, mate, he's up on the Arranini balls
there for everybody. Are you talking about ones where they're being passed around or
one whether they're on the table now when they're being passed around, Remember like
because the chicks comes passing and it's just like to have another one. She's
like another one? Fine? Uh I remember like occasionally foot it like at
the present room. It then continia park why as we all do as you
do it? You know three hounter time they bring out the little tray of
like party pies and little Saussage rollers, like I would be like a little
you're relating to the every man here. Do you know when you go to
footying, you sitting in the President's room. From day forward, your names
will be new names, mister Davis. All right, So the current leaderboard
stands at this in first position, we of course have our man Philip J.
Hawkins seventeen points, Kyle muldoon clever Kyle in second position on fourteen points,
and Luke McKay he's done it again on eleven points in third position.
Let's see if those numbers change when we do the new name challenge for Homerazzi.
One point goes to stop or my Dad will shoot. That is Luke
McKay's done it again. He's now on twelve points. He's got one vote
closer to our man, Philip J. Hawkins. Well, let's see what
happens with two points goes to pap smear. Perhaps Kyle muldoon clever Kyle,
Kyle's two points closer to Philip jay Hawks. Now Kyle's on sixteen points,
so he's only one point behind Philip J. Now sixteen points and seventeen points
can bend. This can be really interesting because three points are going to fat
Man Snoop, Fat Man Snoop? Is Philip? Are you shitting me?
I'm actually not again, You've got three two one again we have to reiterate
listeners, new name challenges done blind, You've got what they thought they were
getting closer, and then Philip's just like, I'm actually further away now,
particularly because it's gone. The leader board was three to two one. Oh
my god. Kyle Muldoon was literally for about I don't know, twenty seconds,
one point behind. First is now for girl's listeners going yeah, it's
me Carlstime to shine And then this happens. Oh guys, look, I'd
say I'm sorry, except I'm not because this is really interesting and kind of
fun. Here all right, first question here comes from Rachel MacLean. Do
you think paparazzi slash photographers are two intrusive and celebrities lives so sure? Summer,
I think taking photos when they're out in family vacations and stuff is a
pretty shitty deal. It seems like they're out in the beach or whatever.
It's like they're with their kids. Just let them hang out. I'm sure
it has sort of become oh yeah, okay, this is part of the
deal. Okay, take a few shots. And I mean, I think
you've got a lot of a lot of celebrities who go, all right,
guys, you got five minutes, take of all the shots you want,
but then leave us alone. And you've got some par rubber. You've got
some paparazzi who had been around for a while and know the tricks and probably
have even built up sort of decent relationships with the talent where they go,
okay, yeah, that'll be fine, I'll get what I need to get.
But then you've got others who are probably like enthusiastic amateurs or just trying
to kids with phones in their hands or in just kids with phones in their
hands, gout it's door. We keep going to Chris Hamsworth for this.
Is he the biggest Australians. I'm Margo Robbie Now, yeah, I think
Margo Robbie is probably leading the pack. Yeah she really is, all right.
Ryan King says a bit of a cliche question, but we celebrity living
or dead? Would you most like to hang out with? For me,
it would probably be Mick Fleetwood. Mick Fleetwood so we could talk drumming and
music all day. I just think Black would be fun to hang out with.
It just seems like an absolute dude. Yes, have you seen because
I rewatch Shallow Hell recently? Have you seen Shallow Hell? I have seen
Shallow So there's a scene where so he's seeing people for their beauty on the
inside, right, and he goes to the burn Ward but doesn't know it's
the burn Ward and he's talking to all the kids and the way he's hanging
out with the kids and making him feel special, Like I think, I
feel like that's just Jack Black. I feel like that's who he would be.
Because there's a video on social media of where there was a fan of
his who was wheelchair bound. Yes, and he's like he like, listen
played the song, sang the song for him. I'm like that just what
a fucking legend. Yeah yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. Yeah,
oh god, Affleck. I'd want to hang out with Bennett Fleck.
Okay, what would you ask him? What would you want to talk about?
I think we just go to Dunkin Donuts and get like a crawler and
a cup of coffee and just you know, talk shit. I'd want to
ask him about you know, they're making a good one hunting and you know,
Muggie, you're big on air, weren't you? I was big on
air. I kind of liked it. Yeah. I just think Affleck strikes
me as a really cool dude. He does. He seems like sometimes he's
like a awards ceremonies and stuff and it's just like he doesn't want to be
there. Yeah, So I get the feeling he'd probably be quite canned about.
This part of it suck, but this part of it's cool. Yeah.
Yeah, I think yeah, Affleck afflic and I go Jack Black Final
one here Andrew Swan, what's the strangest photo that you do? We have
no, Andrew j JP this week, Andrew, wait, I've got top,
that's top. Oh, I haven't got all comments. I think the
top comments. Oh J, it's become kind of a mail bag tradition.
Yeah, and you look, guy looked genuinely sad there. If it lost,
JP, pack up the show. That's it. We are now the
the m CU of podcast. That's the shark jump over it. But Andrew
JP says, thoughts on the paparazzi, their scumbags will do anything for a
sensationalist story or just regular Jonah's following orders from their editorial team. Answer this,
but yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, I think a lot of
paparazzi, a lot of freelancers, Yeah, a lot of their own sort
of their own employers, like gotta get the skip, Yeah, I got
to get that incriminating snap. Yes. Harrison McClure says, what's the best
meeting of celebrity interaction meeting? I think it means all celebrity interaction story you've
ever heard, good or bad. His is one is a bit long winded,
but he'll keep it brief because he knows Dando would really like it.
At my old barbershop, one of my colleagues's clients. Was a chef who
used to be part of an agency for celebrities, etc. So he would
always give us a brief of which ones he met who were cool. So
Margot, Robbie was cool, Beyonce wasn't, etc. But one time he
cooked for Paul McCartney and his family at their home in the Cotswolds. After
the dinner, Paul invited him to the front room for a drink and a
chat with a family, and he was apparently incredibly nice when the grandkids were
sent to bed, but asked him to play a song before bed, so
he whacked out a guitar and started playing Yesterday. So in short, this
fellare got a private gy with a beetle. That's pretty rad. Yeah,
that's a good story. I don't mine is John Devolton. I've told him
numerous times in his podcast you know my mom? Yes, yeah, where
he just I remember saying basically, if you haven't heard the story, it
was a meet and greet with John Tavolta. I went just because you know,
I wanted to be able to tee this up from my mum, my
mum worship. John de Volta absolutely loves the man, and as I was
getting my photo, I just said to him the next person, my mom,
she's an angel and she absolutely loves you. You can make extra specially
that be great, And he was just like, what's the name. I
said, Marsha, And I remember like walking off and hearing me say Marsha,
and my mom just broke down crying, and it's like he made an
extra special. But I always remember the moment. I wish I had have
like got my phone out and filmed it, but they were like no phones,
that kind of thing because I'm doing a meet and greet taking their own
photos themselves. But I looked over him and he was hugging and he gave
my mom. She went to walk off, and he pulled it back for
a second hug and looked over at me and gave me a wink. And
I was like, what an absolute fucking legend. That's that's the Lord behaving.
Good on him, Yeah, good on him. What about you have
a moment like that with a sort of yeah, I mean, oh god,
it's coming up on about ten years ago now. But Bruce Campbell of
Evil Dead fame, you might have mentioned this. Actually he did the gig
with him. Yeah, he came to Melbour to do a bit of a
meet and greet. He was signing posters and doing photo ops with with fans,
and he was presenting the first two episodes of Ashpst. Evil Dead,
the TV series for this smaller the premiere, Yeah, for this small audience
at a cinema in Melbourne. And I hosted the Q and A beforehand,
and I've always sid yeah, I mean I was watching him, you know,
take all these photos with let's face it, these dogs. Yeah.
Yeah, but before before it would be like, okay, be cool.
And I've always said for that second they were cool, and they were.
You could just sort of see them change. They change. Yeah, it
transforms them, it really does. And that was fantastic. And then I
hosted the Q and A with with Bruce who I can call Bruce cos we're
best buds. Up coming guests on the show, one would hope. So
actually he'd be a fucking good gues Yeah. I keep meaning to sort of
try and d m him via social media, remember me? And they gave
host that thing in Melbourne. Sure you'd do it, but could you possibly
give me like a what do you call it? A testimonial? For you
know if oh, yes, I remember guy hosting this Q and A.
You did a really professional job. It's like, please do that for me.
But at the end he like, I just went for a handshake and
yeah, say thanks very much for all that. And he sort of did
like the you know he turned it yeah, yeah, no, the yeah,
the handhakeer you grabbed the thumb instead, Yeah, like the bro hands
that one. Yeah yeah, and sort of pulled me a little bit closer
and that that was good. That went really well, and I'm like,
oh, yeah, so that was one of my favorite interactions. And then
you had the one we had a cigarette with the dude from Sons of Anakinton
that was pretty neat. Actually, yeah, I was hosting a couple of
Q and as with some of the Sons and Anarchy cast members. Did one
in Adelaide and one in Melbourne, and then the one in Adelaide. Yeah,
we were ended up out front of this guy, Mark Boone Junior's hotel.
You'll reckon, you know, Mark Boone Jr. Long frizzy hair,
long frizzy hair. Be it sort of looks like he just came down from
the mountain. It's not siled. Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean
and terrific actor. He's been in so much stuff over the years, and
high profile stuff as well, and may being a bit of a dog.
I was like, and I wasn't even really smoking that stage it was,
but twel was, but like he's having a sea around, Like, can
I have one of those and ask you some questions about working with Christopher Nolan
on The Dark Night? No? Actually no, it's sorry, I'm working
on Batman begins. He said, yeah, man, absolutely, And it
turns out Gary Oldman it was an arsehole because he had like one big thing
with Gary Oldmans, like he didn't give me anything. It was an asshole.
He gave you a scene. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we're
in front of this hotel in Adelaide on like a Tuesday night, smoking a
sig talking about movies. That's cool. He wast your dream thing, isn't
it right? Oh? Absolutely, just hanging out just chatting movies. Yeah
yeah, I mean that was a that was a really great gig. I
mean, I was just meant to do an interview with one of the guys
from Sons of Anarchy and then the promo guy said, the theo Rossia carst
Memory, who I spoke to the Beard, right, he's the one that
played like the he was a younger Yeah, he was a younger guy.
Oh no, Kim Coat. Kim coats. Yeah, it was also on
he was on that tour, wasn't he he was? Yeah? I think
was he the the ball guy was the I think he always has his hair?
Oh no, think I now, Yeah, the little runty one kind
of thing. I said, more compared to the rest of the Sons of
Anarchy, Yes, yeah, uh And that did. Interview went really well,
and the person only tours said have you ever done any sort of Q
and A work or hosting works? Yeah, I've done some of that,
and what do you want to do this and this? And I'm like,
absolutely I do. I flew me into Adelaide and paid me, and I
mean Peede worked last and also I was like, sorry, this me rab
iting on, but I mean I was like, oh, I'm going to
do my research on Sense of Anakin. I'm going to come up with all
these questions like no, we've got a list of questions for you. We've
got a running sheet, so I don't have to do any work. I
get paid to speak. Yeah, pretty much, wouldn't that be fun,
and by the end of it, I was kind of like, you know,
not ripping, but you do a bit of free associating. And I
was given Kim Coach's ship for being Canadian. Kim is like he's still in
my spot, Like, get this fucker off the stage. This is always
dead. Yeah. I find a question to Andrew Swan, what's the strangest
photo that you have on your camera? Role? Bonus points if you post
it in the Patreon group during the episode, otherwise otherwise guy will forget to
do it. You got my number strangest photo you mean, like, is
a deck pict strange? Yeah, it's your, not mine. That asks
me how it got yours the strangest photo Mine honestly monitors the kids now they
do some strange ship but like, yeah, might have just Luin the cat.
Yeah it's yeah, it's's usually a family selfies or just the kids.
I don't take phos or anything else anymore. I have any friends. I
don't go do things by podcast and look after the kids. That's my life.
This is like, this is like Dan Doe's Peter Dinglige on on Game
of their Own podcast and I do im drink and I know stuff. Yeah,
I don't think I've got anything all that strange. I mean, I
think if you ask me, what's the strangest photo that I've saved, like
from Yeah, because you'll see like a picture on Twitter or whatever, it's
like, oh that's interesting or whatever. And yeah to the nude album,
yes, f w F. But oh you think, oh I can turn
this into a meme or I can you know, put it on the Yeah,
Dan, especially Dan's a bit of a meme king. Meme king.
You did pretty well the memes. You create some good ones. I try
what I actually try to steal. That is true. But people people send
us the memes, can you post us on your page? And I'm like,
cool, yeah, sure I post it. And it's like you didn't
give them credit. I'm like, check the comments. I always given credit.
People say angry about the credits. I'm like, I don't steal anything.
People send me fucking memes and they asked me to post it, and
I post it, and then you guys get angry at me. So don't
get angry. You won't post any all means. And we all love those
tasty, tasty meme We do love those memes. Indeed, But anyway,
guys, thank you for listening to our review of Homarazzi. I hope you
enjoyed it. I certainly enjoyed chat Us Davis about it because I thought this
was this is my favorite episode of the season so far, without a doubt.
I enjoyed it very very much as well. Yeah, I think we
we do our season and like wrap up, this will definitely be in both
our top threes. I think so. Yes. Yeah, but next episode
is Marge Gamer. And this is an episode that is not as good as
Amarazzi Hamarazzi, but it's enjoyable for what it is. So Essentially, the
story is that Bart is playing an online video game and then Marge joins the
online video game to play with him, to be part of her son's life,
and shouting has happened, my favorite kind of thing that happens. Yeah,
and there's also an enjoyable b plot with Homer and Lisa as well.
I like it when Lisa takes advantage of a situation, becomes like the bad
girl, or she she goes against her morals. That's what she does in
this episode. Anyway, It's Marge Gamer is next week's look at for that
in your feed. It's also got plenty of classic reviews coming up as well,
with some guest There has been a review of Pimarazzi next week March Gamer
mister Davis, any final words for those amazing listeners out there, up,
up, and annoy