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What are you going to do with
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you celebrities do something for me.
I want you all to showed some respect

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for the people who made you what
you are. Signed an ortographer to support

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a charity for something that hasn't happened
to a member of your family. Let

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one of us regular guys write a
terrible children's book. We will take the

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deer four finger discounted. Welcome to
fourthing a discount where this one we hit

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the review episode jib F zero six. It is ham Razzi. I am

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dead, oh and I am guy
fresh from salivating over the thought of infinity

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Hamburgers. Yes, certainly, indeed
I mentally thought of you on this,

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like what what would be guys Hamburger
of choice and life for me? When

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I think of you and ham Burgers, I feel quarter Panda is the one

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you bring up the most. The
answer is another hamp Probably, Yeah,

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I mean, oh, certainly.
If I'm going to everyone's favorite fast food

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outlet and friend of the pot of
McDonald's, yeah, it'd be a quarter

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pander with cheese. Absolutely. Do
you remember a time when they did the

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quarter Panda without cheese? No,
they actually had this and I used to

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eat it for a while. I
only became a quarter pander guy I am

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about maybe three four years ago.
I was always a big mask and if

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I get Macci's and that's always a
big Mac, big Max being my go

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to forever. But quarter pand I
always said a cord pander. I'm like,

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it's just a big cheeseburger. But
then I have it, I was

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like, but it's also a lot
better. Yeah. I mean, I

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think they've got different flavor combinations underneath
the underneath the hood or underneath the bun

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um. Because I mean I was
never a big Mac guy either. But

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then occasionally, you know, back
in the back in the glory days,

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I don'd have the mac is app
and and be like, we're doing a

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deer where you can get two big
Macs for this reasonable amount of money.

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I'm like, well, yeah,
i'd be foolish not to do that.

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That's the thing, And that's how
McDonald's hooked to me as a kid going

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to the foot in. Then he's
right because McDonald used to sponsor, whether

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it be the John Footy Club or
the a f L or whatever. But

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then hand you these cards at the
start, and it was Alsoso exciting because

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like, if Gelong can win by
more than twelve points, you get a

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free big Mate. Oh my god. And they got me hooked, and

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they used to give one to everyone. So I just go around and say

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can I have your big Mac card
and guys like yeah, sure, whatever,

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kid, Like I get to catch
the big Macs because yeah. But

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the thing is, I remember they
didn't have like little one per customer at

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the start. They eventually did they
yeah, but for the first few games

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it was just like unlimited. So
like you drive down. This is before

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we had the new highway. So
I was trying to explain to Nicola recently.

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But by the way local reference,
I get it. But here in

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Geelong we built a like an expressway
because you could call it like a freeway

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to the side of the city.
So you have to drive through the city

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to get to the twelve apostles and
so you can avoid a shortcut. Yeah,

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we know, we know, you
me through. Let's just take this

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side round. But do you remember
when the football was on, the traffic

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was built up all the way down
through the highway. Oh. Absolutely.

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You couldn't know anywhere when it was
when it was like, you know,

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a public long weekend. Public holiday
long weekends were the worst. I lived

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in nor Or Lane, right and
which is about a ten to fifty minute

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drive from the city, but it
was traffic the entire We up a butt.

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But I'm just like, well,
we're not going anywhere today. But

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I remember, like, you're driving
home from the footy with those big Mac

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cards and the life of McDonald's was
just like wait, holding up the entire

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highway. It's just yes, that's
how they got me hooked on Big MacX.

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Was was those cards at the footy. But I was never a pickle

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kid. I saw pickles off.
Now I just go for him, like,

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yeah, pickles everything. Absolutely.
I mean I still take that.

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Well, I'm being good kids,
I'm not eating having had macas so far

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this year all ten eleven days.
But I was also saying the same,

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just wet buys. So when he
falls off that wagon, honestly I was.

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Today. I woke up and I'm
like, I mean I've been sort

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of showing off potatoes, rice,
pasta, bread, all that kind of

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business. It's terrible. No,
it's actually not that bad. But this

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morning work, I'm like, I
could really go, like a good salad

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role. I mean, I mean, you should be allowed to have a

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whole meal role. That's me and
I think, I think I'll probably do

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that. Yeah, it's just there's
nothing moderation, moderation absolutely, yeah,

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yes, yes, yes, but
yeah, i'mos the same. I was

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always young, pickles come out of
the quarter pound, but pickles stay in

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the big mac because I didn't realize
because Nicholas is actually Nicola goes. You

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realize his pickles in the sauce,
and I was like, fucking right,

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holy shit, piles his entire time. Women generally smarter than us, And

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tell you what else was smart this
episode. I loved this episode. Not

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gonna lie, I really really really
enjoyed this one. I appreciate you not

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lying about that. Yeah, I
too enjoyed it. I meanly thought,

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okay, we're you know, sort
of in the season eighteen, Weeds is

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going to be any good And look, I won't say this is like,

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oh it's a new classic and you
know why I did that voice. But

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at the same time, I was
like, this would not be out of

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play. This would be a perfectly
acceptable Golden Age episode. Yeah, like,

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if this was in the Golden Age, you feel like it would have

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been even funnier like this premise.
I was really surprised hadn't already been done.

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Yeah, because you know, in
particular, I know it's a touchy

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subject and it's sad Princess Diana's death
right was blaming on paparazzi. It's a

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wonder that didn't sort of do something
like this after that. I think the

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wounds would have been a little bit
top fresh then. Absolutely. I mean,

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you're very good with air dates.
When when did this actually air?

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Have you got it written to Wikipedia? My friend here Wiki two thousand and

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seven, March twenty fifth, two
thousand and seven, Okay, yeah,

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so in a decade. Yeah,
you're pretty much right in the middle of

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the whole. I mean, the
Papaiazzi paparazzi era has been going on for

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well since pretty much we've had camera, the Paris Hilton era. Well,

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yeah, but this was very much
the Paris Hilton. Hear they even name

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check. Well, they give you
Paris texting today, which I thought was

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a good gag. That's not a
bad gag, but yeah. They also

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talked about Lindsay Loewen, Yes,
which is one of my favorite moments.

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Seeing the gutter freckles. It's like
in Hindese, I thought Simmons was so

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good again as the editor, he
was. I mean, he's playing the

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hits. Yeah, But at the
same time, it's like, these are

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pretty good hits. Yeah. If
you're going to a steely Dan Concer,

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you want to play the hits,
you're not going to complain. Yeah,

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that is correct. Yeah, and
they're all hits. But it's like,

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oh, I mean, I think
we've talked about this on past episodes where

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it's like, oh, there's been
a bit of a reappraisal of this particular

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era of like very much when you're
like, oh, yeah, give me

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a shot of so and so,
and particularly gross when it's like, hey,

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you know who mine is turning eighteen
years old to try and get some

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racy picks, like ah, why
are we so gross? Why do we

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still look this up? Why am
I clicking? They can't stop clicking?

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But yeah, we were right in
the middle of it around this era,

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I think, and there's been a
real reappraisal, and recently it's like we

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were too nice to you know,
the likes of Paras Silton or Lindsay Lohan

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or Britney Spears, especially That's why
people hanging shit on her baby. I'm

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like, guys, whatever you think
about Paras Hilton, don't hang shit on

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her baby's head. Yeah. Wait
till it turns you know, team or

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something, and then it's open seas
it's still ugly, then go right ahead.

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Do you think now paparazzos are is
a paparazzo paparazzi. I think a

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paparazzo is the singular. Paparazzi is
multiple, multiple, Okay. Do you

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feel like that paparazzi is more respectable
now? Celebrities? I think they still

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try and get like their the snaps
of them at the beach and their families

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occasionally, They're still going to be
always those shitheads out there. Absolutely,

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yeah. I mean I think it's
more videos now, right, it really

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is. Yeah. I mean I'm
always astonished that I think it's TMZ.

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Yeah. Well, I can't believe
it's still a thing. Still a show.

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It's a show. Yeah, but
they will, like, you know,

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sort of button people at the airport
or on the street and say,

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hey, what do you think about
such and such? Like I just came

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out to dinner and I thought they
perfectly encaptulated that with Lenny and Carl here.

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Yeah, like just the whole We
say, the celebrities, what are

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you complaining about? And then Lenny's
like, how's that Robin Williams, of

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all people, Robin Williams haven't did
with his family. You wouln't even take

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some time away from his family to
take the funners of my kids or whatever.

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A relationship with celebrities is very,
very fraud it is, yeah,

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isn't it, because you know,
we always think they're complaining every nothing.

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You've got so much money, what
are you complaining about? And you look

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at the life of celebrities, It's
like, I can see the problems,

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but I'd also prefer to be in
your situation in the mine. Oh yeah,

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not that I don't like my life, but I would prefer to have

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more money than not have money.
You know. That's the thing. I

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mean, that's why I've always liked
the idea of being I mean, if

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I was going to act, I
would want to be someone like, say,

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I don't know, Michael Shannon,
or you know, like a respected

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character actor who you know makes it
decent enough living of it. But yeah,

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it's not necessarily you could walk down
to the show Paul Gimmrty pre Billions

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Paul Gimmarty exactly, Oh god,
not to Hey, we'll shout out friend

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of the Pop Mark Maren his interview
with Paul Jim Marty, who's long been

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one of my favorite actors. Jim
out is not just one of my favorite

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people because I'm like Omano, my
brother. We had it's celebrities, they're

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just like us. But we had
so much in common because he's just you

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know, collects a shit ton of
old books and all those other stuff.

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I'm like, oh my god,
you're just like me, not just in

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terms of your hairline and body shape. So when you're done listening to everything

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on the forefing of discount and worked
by all means, check out the WTF

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episode of Maron with Paul Giamati because
it's just really, really good. Yeah,

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he was one of the original guys
who just got it when it came

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to podcasting. Marron podcasts. Absolutely. Yeah, I've never I was never

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like a huge guy because I'm like, I like your interviewing style. You're

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very casual, but you get a
lot of good stuff out of people.

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But I don't want to put up
with twenty minutes of you sort of saying,

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hey, it's Mark Maron. You're
in the garage and playing guitar,

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not actually playing your touch. That's
what you'd get from me if I was

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doing and it was very much kind
of give us some of that egg guitar

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unsubscribed, unlike an unsubscribe. But
yeah, but I think that's the kind

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of Solibardy like to be like where
you're not wow, we love even falling

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around every he gets harassed. Yeah, yeah, but you're still making that

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so it still know who you are. That's sweetweet money. So if you

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saw Gene Marty at the airports,
there's a difference between there's like big name

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celebrities where people just can't resist the
temptation to go and get a photo.

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Paul g might if you saw him
like browsing books, you'd be like a

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fucking leave mylone. I saw him, that's enough, you know, Or

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you'd sort of see each other across
the arm and go just make sure you

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know, is it okay. I'm
sure he'd go can't get a photo or

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whatever. But like some people like
for example, Hem's well, if it's

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like he's at the airport, you
just get people flocking to him for photos

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without even considering does he want this
or not? Absolutely, but yeah,

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I just really really love this.
As you're saying, this would perfectly fit

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into like what people could perceive as
the golden ear Simpsons. And I'm really

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surprised this story hadn't already been done. But I thought, considering it was

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season eighteen, I think that did
a pretty awesome job of it. Really,

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I think I think this honestly.
I remember I said Yoco cause is

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probably my favorite episode of the season. I think this topped it for me.

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I think I enjoyed this more than
Yocle Cords. It's certainly neck and

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neck, but yeah, I reckon
this one might be might be just moving

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ahead. A little lack of Fleeters
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You got your mean sorry you got
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be expected these days. At least
they made fun of the side of eating

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the flag, all those those that
so funny? Wasn't that increasingly lured and

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kinky paparazzi shots at the end the
ashes very very enjoyable. That's a good,

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do like to think though, for
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friends going down to South Park early
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Yes, indeed, we used to.

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That's true. My favorite. All
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your favorite moment or favorite moments?
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I enjoy the first? And I
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this episode, But the first one
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that happened for a Simpsons episode.
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some home a splashing water on when
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nineteen eighty seven version of themselves as
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the begets again, just a quick
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looked on the back of the tabloid
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dollar dollar dollar yea for photos,
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much. We she held up one
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three dollar signs and it's like a
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writers are in Simpson gags. The
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Homer rights and anything, but I
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where it's like he's got his version
his corpse doll. All these kids are

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screaming like it's it's a dummy.
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many times I've used sort of screencaps
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but like Gabbo says, I bad
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yeah, very happy to see with
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the Betty White cameo when we go. That was just lovely. It was

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just like that was pure Betty White, wasn't it Like if you who Betty

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White was, that's exactly who you
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you'd either have her really steering into
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why, or you do a Lake
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mouth shotgun you know he'll billy or
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hip Hop album was Bossful, Unnecessary. Okay, here we go. Yeah,

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that'll do it for me and the
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as we go through. What were
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mentioned the Lindsay landhum before, but
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is pagehon written all over. What
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my ass off. This really actually
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Sam Raimi Spider Man was because JK. Simmons's course is very well known now.

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was it was he on bones.
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and order recurring on that, like
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yeah, so you'd seen every once
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face. It's a big part of
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Palmer? That's correct. Yeah,
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like a really pivotal character and a
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be as important in the movies,
but he made it important. He really

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did, and he really just sort
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god, of course that's what he'd
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that energy and yeah, yeah,
so yeah, I'm almost I think I'm

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doing much this s uff I don't
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two. I bought maybe three Blu
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last week because I haven't re visited
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to show Elliot these movies because they
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I Reckon still remains like one of the

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real high water marks. Everyone's got
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So next question, you there eating
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Davis, what is your first question
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okay, but let's see how we
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on the back of the Krusty Doll
mother in law off, current events and

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stolen jokes stolen. I do have
one nippick. So when he flicks that

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the current events, he starts talking
about the Kinks and all that kind of

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thing. But then when he's in
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because the current events for when the
doll was made was the Kinks,

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and then it's all of a sudden, now talking about iPods, and it's

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like, how is it now talking
about current events? That was actually a

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pretty good, crusty game. I
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there's a visit in my doctor's office
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question for you is what was on
the cover of the magazine of the TV

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Guide? What was the headline?
Damn it the TV Guide? Yeah,

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puts it in the seat. So
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damn it, No, no,
I'm sorry. It was Barbara Walters at

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one one hundred. That's right.
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that Rainier wolf Castle is offered at
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leave the g I thought you just
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very much. I'm not mental slush
the dog. The dogs get sushie now

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or they want is sushi. I
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and no office like you promised me
one day where you wouldn't break revenge reborked

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your next question. Who I thought
that a million fire fires were started by

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candles? That was gus. Yeah, I'd say five says. I thought

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it was silly and so funny.
Do I have any self stolen one of

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yours? I was assuming at the
Star Trek Voyager Reunion special? What is

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Lenny dressed as? I don't know
the characters Nambers the ship that dresses like

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silver? Yeah, I believe it's
seven of nine, Okay. I just

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liked that their nerds in that aspect, like you know, they try to

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got man's man, but like they
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in some way, oh very much. So. Yeah, I've got a

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question here for you. That's good, good, good, because there's no

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one else here. What is the
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Oh? Easy blow? Easy blow
now easier to blow? Uh?

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And that might be all my happy
in my man, I'm gonna find one

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more for you through He's an easy
one for you. I knew you're like

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this. Who was duff Man on
a date with? He was on a

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date with Boobrella? Boobrella And honestly, see the Alvira films. Are they

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worth watching? My uncle Darren loves
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they are. I think I saw
Elvira Mistress of the Dark way back in

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the day. But I think Elvira
for me is someone who is like good

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in small doses. Yeah, I
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minutes a week, that's enough give
me, give me a bad sazz persion.

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The stand and gay. Yeah,
I haven't revisited a very long time,

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but now I'm a big fan of
what Cassandra Peterson did with the Olvira

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character. But I think it just
she might be made for YouTube. He

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might have been made for like sort
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a five minute intro to her,
you know, introing some movie or something

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like that's all I need. But
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don't know what she She made movies, but she also liked the host of

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like late night horror and stuff.
I thought that was kind of the thing

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because on Simpsons that's what she is, and I miss that where you'd have

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a a person who would host tonight
we have this movie or whatever. So

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you see it for like a minute
when I was going up. That was

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my dream job. Oh, they
used to have it on like Channel ten

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or something. Yeah, l on
a Friday night. In your mind,

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they're actually choosing what putting it,
but they're not really, but like they're

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pretending what they are. It's like, I'd love to have the job of

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picking what people are going to watch. Yeah, it's it's like when you're

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the DJ at an old school radio
station. It's like they actually chose what

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music went out. That was my
dream job. That was what I should

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have been doing. That's what my
life should have been. That's what you

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said on our review of the Fog. Oh yeah, yeah, I should

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have been like I should have been
like Stevie Wayne been the male Stevie Wayne.

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You still can do it. We're
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this Dan doing guy your night light. Yeah all right, let's get into

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a review of Homerazzi. So originally, and as I said earlier March twenty

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fifth, two thousand and seven,
directed by A. Matthewness Stuck and written

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by J. Stewart Jones, guest
stars Betty White, John Lovetts as Aniliko

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a Lazzio, and Jakie Simmons as
tableau editor. So the what do you

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called him, Jakie Jackie Simmons?
Notice what his mom calls him? Now,

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hey, j just kidding Simmons.
Uh. So, the chalkboall gag

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was global warming did not eat my
homework, We got a talkboard gag,

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and the cash gag was a really
long one. So it's basically this is

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the take off of the right here, Right Now movie music five Fat Boy

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Slim because basically the evolution of man
and it evolves from like a stem a

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sad to a fish yeah, all
the way through to like the fat kid

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from the Come a Long Way Baby. Yes, yeah, who is one

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of the most famous kids of the
nineties. But do you know what that

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who that kid is is that Sean
O'Brien. No, no one knows who

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that kid is, right, but
because that photo was actually taken from a

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nineteen eighty three fat Person festival in
Virginia, Okay, And they just used

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that photo, but no one's ever
actually figured out he was because in the

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film clip, it's a grown man
dressed the same way who looks like the

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kid got older. But that kid, no one has ever really worked out

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who it is. The reason I
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I heard this the other day about
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like a concert or something, and
yeah, bigger guy and he was like

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really, you know, getting down, really enjoying it. And then he

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was like fat, chained by a
bunch of dickheads, and whoever was taking

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photos, they took another picture of
his who was I think that was his

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name, of this kid, of
this guy, and the picture sort of

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went before and after pictures of like
this big guy having a really good time,

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and everyone said that no one even
knows who it is. No,

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no, this is a different difference
in the fat boys linger. Oh okay,

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so yeah, I doesn't say,
but I thought, who is this

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person? Is he famous person?
But apparently this is a more recent thing.

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He went viral and you know,
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and I flew out of the Hollywood
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there's been dickheads to you. Let's
sorry your party. I really kid

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that remember the lightsaber kid? Yeah? Well again this is sort of this

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ties into the whole homerazzi thing.
I mean, I think, you know

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a lot of the motivation, well
a lot of motivation for paparazzi taking photos.

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Let's make some money, it's a
job. But there was also an

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underlying degree of this person you didn't
get better than me, Yeah, taking

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pictures of them, trying to shame
them. Yeah, and now we're kind

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of shaming ourself aware looking everyone's looking
actively for people to the shames. Let's

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get on the internet and find someone
who's been really sincere about what they're doing

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and take the piss out of them. I remember being in nineties, kid,

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it was definitely a myth you could
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fat kid was actually fat boy Slim. But there were kids who were convinced

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that was fat boy Slim. What
the guy on the cover of the album

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Yeah great two was like number one
already? Why try what a lord?

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This fat kid just loving life.
But the thing is it was just the

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perfect end to that music video because
it's like the evolution to man trying to

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get better better. At the end, it's like, I'm already number one

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and just and he just sits his
fat arts on the couch and that's it.

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I love fat boyslam. That was
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We had that song Praise You and
Weapon of Choice. Yeah, and it's

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like they're three of the greatest songs
and I bang, holy shit. Remember

403
00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:07.960
I didn't like Praise You as a
kid. I just I just didn't get

404
00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:10.279
it. And then I was like
a teenager. I was like, oh,

405
00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:12.119
I get it. And you look
at the video that directed by the

406
00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:15.319
Great Spike Jones, starring the great
spit just dancing in the all. I

407
00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:18.440
think the film could put me off. I was like, who are these

408
00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:19.920
people? They're weirdos. What is
this. I'm so used to like spice

409
00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:23.000
Scales and the exciting films. It's
just people in a mall dancing. I'm

410
00:25:23.039 --> 00:25:25.839
like, this is weird. But
I watched now and I'm like, that

411
00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:30.079
is just genius. A friend of
the Pot Adam Sandler, he I remember

412
00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:33.480
the the trailer came out for his
movie The water Boy. Yeah, and

413
00:25:33.599 --> 00:25:37.000
it had fat boy slims going out
of my head or going out of my

414
00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:41.440
mind. I can't find it anywhere
on YouTube because I remember seeing it at

415
00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:44.519
the cinema back in the day.
I thought, or you remembering it wrong.

416
00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:47.319
I don't think I'm remembering it wrong. I'm pretty sure because it's like

417
00:25:47.880 --> 00:25:52.480
it's just Sandler crashing into people and
it had this really just dope fat boy

418
00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:53.759
slim tune over the top of the
I'm like, really like that. That

419
00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:57.240
was It was such a great time
the late nineties because you'd have that.

420
00:25:57.559 --> 00:26:00.720
And there was also a trailer for
like a band damn movie or Maximum Risk.

421
00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:07.680
It had fire Starter as the as
the soundtrack. It's like, this

422
00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.960
is gonna be the best fucking movie
fall time, what's that? What's the

423
00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:12.920
phone? Thirdth is it? Jason
X has a kick ass song that's got

424
00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:17.160
to let the bodies at the floor. Yes, so perfect. With someone

425
00:26:17.559 --> 00:26:18.559
who mentioned it in the Patron group
the other day, it was like,

426
00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:22.279
oh, I never thought i'd hear
someone talk about drowning, all right,

427
00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:27.759
especially on a discout, and here
we are cold, the bodies aid the

428
00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:33.519
floor. It's just perfect. I
love that song. It's so brilliant.

429
00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:36.839
They did it, yeah, because
they did it on the Jason Next one

430
00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:38.559
and eded on the Rambow trailer as
well. Like I said, during the

431
00:26:38.599 --> 00:26:44.279
episode, we're talking about with the
meme with homes writting the song the bodies

432
00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:52.000
into the floor. So the evolution
cash gag, yeah yeah, taking everything

433
00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.799
from the credit set before that,
it turns a whole two minutes and twenty

434
00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:00.799
seconds. Yeah. Yeah, the
evolution sequence itself just mid twenty second.

435
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:03.240
I was like, this is going
on a while. Maybe that's the key

436
00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:06.200
to a good episodeoughybe because they have
to try and pad out extra two minutes

437
00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:11.480
of gags, because it feels like
lately there's been a lot of good episodes

438
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:12.440
or episodes that could have been good
if they had to end it at like

439
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:15.079
two minutes earlier, and then they
go extra minute and you're like that minute

440
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:18.759
is like left the sour Taste mom
out. Yeah, there's just longer couch

441
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:22.440
gags. Shorter episodes end the episode
at the right time. I mean,

442
00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:23.960
in the same there's a bit too
much filling and filler in the sandwich.

443
00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:26.079
How many times have we had like
a nice moment and then it's just like

444
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:29.559
it tries to end with home of
being a dickhead or something like, Yah,

445
00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:32.279
you didn't need that bit longer catch
gags. That's what you want.

446
00:27:33.319 --> 00:27:41.680
We've solved the problem. Happy birthday, year Home, Happy birthday. Ye.

447
00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:48.599
I don't have to make a wish
because they already have it. Wonderful

448
00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:52.240
family. I wish for Infinity Hamburgers. Immediately just thought of you. I

449
00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:55.039
don't know why I thought of you, but I thought of you. But

450
00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:59.000
I feel like that's the wish that
guy would make, wouldn't they If we

451
00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:02.240
ever get around opening burger joint,
which is again one of my dreams.

452
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:06.240
You have a lot of dreams.
Called it Infinity Hamburgers. Maybe it's an

453
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.119
all you can eat burger joint,
but yeah, the business pretty early?

454
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:12.839
Yeah, how was it? How
was this that could be me? We

455
00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:19.119
went fishing from burger when you couldn't
find one? But yeah, so then

456
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:22.160
he blows tries to blow the candles
and he can't actually one another one of

457
00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:29.920
my favorite moments. I really enjoyed
dance acting over the I just thought that

458
00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:33.480
was it just done off really well
but obviously got in my notes. Why

459
00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:37.519
do we blow on candles, Like
even post COVID, I'm like, okay,

460
00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:40.759
well, clearly COVID is forgotten about
because there was a point in time

461
00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:42.319
where I couldn't be within thirty feet
of you. Now I'm letting why do

462
00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:45.119
we gt on my cakes? Again? Why do we even do it in

463
00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:51.039
the first Yes? This, I
mean there are so many traditions that if

464
00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:52.480
you take a second or even think
about, It's like, why do we

465
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:56.799
bring a tree into our house on
Christmas? Why? There is a reason

466
00:28:56.839 --> 00:28:59.720
for that though, Isn't it is
that? Oh? I'm sure there is,

467
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.359
but I mean we don't actually know
what it is because I told to

468
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:03.640
do it. Yeah, pretty much
everyone does that. It's like, yeah,

469
00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:07.240
why on your birthday? It's like
we're going to make you a nice

470
00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.400
kick, but also we're going to
put candles on top of it that you

471
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.920
have to extinguish. Why. So
this is the thing as a parent now

472
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:18.960
of young kids, they're always going
why, They're questioning the world why is

473
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:22.200
that? I'm like, I actually
don't know why we do half these things?

474
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:26.319
Oh we just do them? Yeah, I mean I'm finding myself.

475
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:30.359
I mean, I was I ever
lose last night and you know, someone

476
00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:33.799
sort of asking something like well to
Google. Yeah, And I was probably

477
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:36.240
doing that four or five times last
night. I was like, there would

478
00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:37.480
there would have been a time maybe
when I knew this, or I probably

479
00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.880
never knew this to Google pre Google? Do you think like our parents,

480
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:45.119
right, they didn't have Google,
so they just have to make up a

481
00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:48.400
reason why we do shit. And
because you just grew up thinking that was

482
00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:49.480
legit, Like do you have a
thing in your life where you're like,

483
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:52.440
you always believed that this was the
way things went for a reason, or

484
00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:55.359
you believe something, and then you
got older and I was like, oh,

485
00:29:55.880 --> 00:30:00.160
Bobby, was I think this was
the ship, this was the but

486
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:02.599
like Italian you know what I mean? I think this was the era of

487
00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:07.200
because I said so, yes,
I have dropped that a few times that

488
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:10.079
I'm just like usually that when I
say, Alec, can you please do

489
00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:12.440
that? But why, I'm like, because I'm the fucking boss, And

490
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:15.039
I said, so, don't ask
me, why, just do it?

491
00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:21.480
Now? Does to give them that
look and he's like the boss of the

492
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:26.279
boss, that's right. So homes
trying to blow add candles added shape even

493
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:29.920
for an American And then yeah,
so it's now nighttime, he's trying to

494
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:33.160
borrow it ends up starting a fire
because he passes out. Firefighter arrives and

495
00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:36.119
saves the day, and they question
we discussed earlier, I listen like that

496
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:41.839
Gus has a million. Then Marge
gets a fireproof safe and she decides to

497
00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:44.720
put the family album in there,
which is very marge at. Lisa puts

498
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:45.680
she was she was going to put
what she was going to say. The

499
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:48.599
decision trails like as if, I'm
like, that's so obnoxious, But then

500
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:53.039
she goes with the eight year old
Melibus Stacey hybrid convertible which runs on old

501
00:30:53.079 --> 00:30:56.599
makeup and add of style shoes.
Homer puts the cologne from his first dates

502
00:30:56.599 --> 00:31:00.400
the center of a wook center a
walking like that, yep, and Bart

503
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.279
puts the catch a rising crusty doll
in there, but the current events,

504
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:07.799
the Kings, the stones, sounds, my last physical and then he puts

505
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:10.720
that in the safe as well,
and then March, there's nothing to worry

506
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:12.160
about here. Now we have nothing
to worry about in case of a fire

507
00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:15.480
besides our lives, and she taps
on the safe, which, unfortunately,

508
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:21.160
as Homer explains, causes the activates
the doll Trust turns on the car's headlines,

509
00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:23.920
focusing on the colone, causing it
to boil and soon explode, and

510
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:29.559
it obviously goes off. But I
thought when the album exploded, I was

511
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:32.400
like, that would be such a
sad moment. Oh my god. Yeah,

512
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:33.759
And the way Marge explained it,
I know it's it's meant to be

513
00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:37.839
funny, but like, I just
love that it's a record of my accomplishments.

514
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:40.960
I felt that's how my mum would
see it as Well's like it's a

515
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:44.799
record of everything we've achieved in life. Absolutely. I mean, we have

516
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:48.240
digital versions of our lives, but
it's like those old photobos, you can't

517
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:52.480
be Yeah, and when the grid
goes down, as it will people or

518
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:55.920
you'll have the memories inside your head. But you know, us old school

519
00:31:55.960 --> 00:32:00.000
types will have albums full of photos
apparently, and the state of the Outreak

520
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:04.640
Recording Studio looking down at a big
batch of photo albums that were brought over

521
00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:07.759
by your mum. Yeah, scan
these, yeah. I was like,

522
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:08.640
you want to scan your photo She's
like, yeah, that'd be good,

523
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:10.799
and she brings over about three crates
worth. I'm like, oh shit,

524
00:32:13.079 --> 00:32:17.319
I don't have terror buds of space. It's just the time. Oh yeah,

525
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:22.279
it's like it's like you imagine like
a teacher photocopying ship. Do you

526
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:24.119
teachers do still do photo They still
had that paper. It was all laptops.

527
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:27.279
Now I think it's all laptops and
all laptops now. I mean it's

528
00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:30.480
good for the environment, imagine is
it? Is it not? I don't

529
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:37.079
know. I mean apparently suppose the
report about recycle paper now so yeah,

530
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:42.880
I mean here the occasual report about
you realize that AI is using so much

531
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:45.480
electricity and power or whatever that it's
you know, incredible. It's probably as

532
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:52.640
much of a power drain or as
much of an energy No, I've got

533
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:55.960
to stay free. Is he still
doing his thing or is he taking a

534
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:59.759
break. I think he's still doing
his thing. I think YouTube might have

535
00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:04.319
done monetized and but he might be
on like other platforms. They're trying to

536
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:15.799
take me down. It's gone.
That family album was a record of my

537
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:22.480
accomplishments. It's like what a resume
is for a meme And Lisa accidentally mentions

538
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.599
we could restage your photos and we
get a little montage year with freeze Frame,

539
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:28.000
which was a good song match the
match of the montage. It was

540
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:31.119
again they've they've dipped into the soundtrack
budget because there was one or two good

541
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:36.839
songs on this particular episode soundtrack.
There was indeed, that's time for the

542
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:38.799
series finale party. They had to
have paid for the music of Star Trek

543
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:42.279
as well. Right, they had
the voyage of music plane. Oh yeah,

544
00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:45.279
probably yeah, But they've had Startrek
parodies on the show before. But

545
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:49.640
Carl's incredibly sad and I just love
that they're just so passionate about starting Voyager.

546
00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:52.079
What's your one show that you know
it's nerdy but you just can't have

547
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:55.319
love it? Is it like Moonlighting
for you? Yeah? But that's super

548
00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:58.440
cool. So yeah, it was
cool. Well it's cool at the time.

549
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:00.200
Two, wasn't it. Yeah?
So what's like your your nerdy show

550
00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:02.440
that you're like, I just I
just love it. I don't care people

551
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:06.039
know that I like it. It's
probably ninety Day Fiance. But when it

552
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:08.519
comes to like actual nerd program like
sci fi or fantasy or something like that,

553
00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:12.119
there's a couple. It was a
I don't know if you'd call it

554
00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:15.519
super nerdy because it's actually really super
violent, super sexy. But well,

555
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:21.000
violence is sexy, right, that's
true. Yeah, two great teas together.

556
00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:23.559
Spartacus did you Did you ever watched
it? But show? Yeah?

557
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:25.639
Yeah, because I mean it sort
of came out the rain the same time

558
00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:29.760
as Game of Thrones, and Game
of Thrones of course got all the god

559
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:31.159
all the publicity because it's like,
oh my god, it's so valent,

560
00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:35.360
medieval and sexy. It's like,
maybe I should hip you to an episode

561
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:39.760
of Spartacus, which is basically just
insane and it's done sort of in the

562
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:44.360
style of three hundred. It's got
their very stylized approach to it. But

563
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:49.280
it's like, it got to the
it got to the final episode and you

564
00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:52.039
know everyone, no I'm not,
but I'm just gonna be if you know

565
00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:55.840
anything about sparta because you know how
the story of Spartacus ends. But yeah,

566
00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:59.119
it got to the end. I
was like, why am I growing

567
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:01.800
at this ridiculous, violent, sexy, comic book of a show, Because

568
00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:05.880
I'm really feeling for these characters.
We committed so many hours to it.

569
00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:09.280
That's why that is correct. I
wasted my life. Wasted my life.

570
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:12.760
That is not one of my favorite
Simpsons lines ever. It's just it's so

571
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:15.679
relatable. It's very What do you
think your favorite nerdy show. I think

572
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:20.519
for me growing up with Stargate,
and I haven't really visited Stargate for so

573
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:23.480
long, and I've always been wanting
to. I loved Stargate, That's the

574
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:25.519
thing. I mean. I don't
think I've ever really sort of got into

575
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:28.440
I mean, I was huge in
the Star Wars, but I was never

576
00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:30.440
really into the whole mythology of it, and you know, like reading the

577
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:35.119
extended universe and like novels and comics
and all or even the Day for Loney

578
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.119
stuff. I never really sort of
got into it. It's like, I

579
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:39.840
like Star Wars, but part of
me is kind of like I wish I

580
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:47.719
had the kind of I don't know, especially where it'll be like, yeah,

581
00:35:47.719 --> 00:35:51.159
I watch all the Star Treks and
you know, and I can tell

582
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:52.840
you the difference between Space. I
wanted to watch Star Trek. I really

583
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:57.079
want to watch Star Trek, yeah, or Stargate, and it's various sort

584
00:35:57.079 --> 00:35:59.679
of offshoots. It's like, well, you know, SG one is pretty

585
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:02.119
good, but don't get universes where
it's at. I mean, I know,

586
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:05.960
I think I'd enjoy that, but
it's just at the same time,

587
00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:07.199
I'm not why that way? And
also I just don't have enough time.

588
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:16.199
Okay, we're recreating our series finale
party for Star Trek Voyager. Oh man,

589
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:21.039
I thought I was strong enough to
get through this again, but I'm

590
00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:35.199
not. Oh Captain Jane Waye your
mission and soon then Homer is mowing.

591
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:37.880
I really really like this. So
at Lisa reading the book. So we

592
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:39.599
had the man in Superman. But
that was a great gay Yeah, that

593
00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:43.480
was fantastic. But Marjor arriving with
the photo trips over home and runs him

594
00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:45.000
over. That's why I made it
do the ICTs. I was like,

595
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:51.599
you got me. I actually went
free. Decigh of relief. Yeah,

596
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:55.039
because can you imagine how traumatic that
would be if you've gone through all that

597
00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:58.119
process again. And just because this
is back in the day when you have

598
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:00.400
to go get your photos developed out. Yeah, I still remember the excitement

599
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:02.760
of going to pick them up,
like they're ready, They're ready. There's

600
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:07.119
a good one watching TV last night. There's an ad for you know,

601
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:12.320
the new Google Phone. It's like, I've taken a picture of my three

602
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:15.360
kids. Wonder them's pulling a face. But I've taken enough pictures where I

603
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:20.360
can transplant the Yeah, the face
from Yeah, a regular face from one

604
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:22.039
photo and put it in on a
real photo. It's not a real photo.

605
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:24.760
No, that's what that's the charm
of these old school photos is sometimes

606
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:29.039
they're blurry. Sometimes these episodes not
looking, but it's like you cherish them

607
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:31.400
because it's like it's everyone in the
one photo. I made this work.

608
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:35.679
And every time that ad comes on, I'm like, I don't like this,

609
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.000
and he's look at him like,
we know you don't like it.

610
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:49.840
See that cloud. I was literally
shave at the cloud. Ah, there's

611
00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:53.920
my first sexiit a black looks so
cute as a mighty oak in the school

612
00:37:54.039 --> 00:38:00.480
play Here I am on the Space
Shuttle orbiting True was nice? And how

613
00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:04.760
to send you up again? Oh
my god? Check out what's happening behind

614
00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:09.199
your restaged anniversary dinner. Death Man's
on a game with Booberella. He's supposed

615
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:13.880
to be in a stable, long
term gay relationship. Hmmm, this is

616
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:19.320
a celebrity scandal. We could sell
that photo to a tabloid and they paid

617
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:23.519
big money for photos. This isn't
like you. Well, it's just about

618
00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:29.960
what we need to pay for our
fire damage. Spooky Homer is now at

619
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:32.639
the inquisitor trying to sell it,
and Lindsay Lighthand looking drunk. Hi and

620
00:38:32.679 --> 00:38:37.320
bony Se. See, they got
a freckles because the last time I had

621
00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:39.320
JK. Simmons on as a Nanada
who was very much done as Jay jonah

622
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:42.840
jehe was meant to be that.
Now he doesn't look like that at all,

623
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:45.000
but he's doing the same character,
which I think is better. I

624
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.360
think. So. Yeah, he
says, you're making moderately wealthy. Yes,

625
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:51.079
I can rent anything I want like
that. That's the dream about your

626
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:59.000
old Dan. I can rent anything
I want. But also i'mer rolling around

627
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:04.559
in like the small yes, Pilotney, it would be nice to be moderately

628
00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:07.159
wealthy. I don't want to be
rich, but just enough righteness, like

629
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:09.400
I can just relax. Oh yeah, I mean it was a great meme

630
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:13.719
that I saw where it's basically tell
me you you know, tell me your

631
00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:16.920
wildest family. It's like, I
live in a house that's you know,

632
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.280
decent sized, got a good,
good backyard for the dogs. You know,

633
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:25.760
I can make the mortgage on it
pretty easily. Yeah, my car

634
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:30.159
runs pretty well, and you know
when it's when I hear a noise,

635
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:31.519
I can take the mechanic. I've
got no problems there. The fridge is

636
00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:34.199
full of stuff that I like to
eat, and you know, I can

637
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:37.440
occasionally take a holiday. It's like, yeah, that's that's my wildest fantasy.

638
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:42.000
You're pretty much at that point now, right, You get to sort

639
00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:44.920
of go on holidays whenever you want
to, pretty much. I mean,

640
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:47.840
yeah, I'm not saying that.
Yeah, we're about to see you later.

641
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:52.320
Dan up for three weeks in Europe, although I mean we did just

642
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:57.119
spend two and a half weeks in
the States, which was pretty admittedly we

643
00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:00.000
were staying with our friend who put
us up verty decently. Yeah, we

644
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:02.880
still went. We still went absolutely
with to Ballei. I believe the Christmas

645
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:06.119
time last year wasn't Yeah, yeah, we may do that again this year.

646
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:09.320
Yeah, I've been on like three
holidays them of Nicola Life with Nichol

647
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:15.760
Holiday. It's now told of the
Krusty movie premiere. So obviously Homer has

648
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:20.599
agreed to be the paparazzo. Paparazzi
and the kids want the autograph of Krusty.

649
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:22.400
The head things at the door panel. I don't wants to get a

650
00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:27.039
photo of Krusty, says no.
Then we get Gabbo and still the waters

651
00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:30.000
that vomit versus water. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, Now

652
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:35.599
fancy farms were all the famous people's
shop and you're gonna help me ambush them.

653
00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:37.800
I just really liked, Hey,
it's rich Texan and Paris texts.

654
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:43.960
I'm like, his last name is
tex and I get it ba for mama.

655
00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:45.679
Why wish used to carry around that
dog? Oh yeah, that little

656
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:50.639
tuaha? Yeah, what's that?
Sorry for that thing? And when they're

657
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.280
developing photos later in the episode,
there's actually photo of her sticking her finger

658
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:58.239
down the throat. Yeah, so
Bart makes fun of Paris Texan's face.

659
00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:00.480
She's still breaking in that nose and
she said beating him up. This is

660
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:04.719
where isn't the last photo of he
like giving him a kiss? Yes?

661
00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:07.400
And then Homer's taking photos of celebrities
walking out the dry cleaners and I'm thinking,

662
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:09.280
what is this? Why are they're
doing this? And I realized what

663
00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:13.760
they're going for. I just I
was thinking, is there a Simpsons episode

664
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:21.000
where like Bart ended up having like
a Paris Hilton style socialite as a girlfriend.

665
00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:22.880
And then I was like, oh
no, I think that's a south

666
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:25.920
Park episode. Yeah, Simpsons.
So far, we haven't reviewed one like

667
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:29.440
that. Yeah, that's right,
but Butter's ended up like a boy as

668
00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:31.679
the boyfriend or something like parents to
actual Paris Hilton. Oh okay, that's

669
00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:36.719
right, and she wouldn't leave now
Paris leave me alone. Okay. We've

670
00:41:36.760 --> 00:41:38.360
just entered season four of Gone Down
to South Park and it's just it's so

671
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:42.679
great. We're very very happy about
that. The next episode we were viewing

672
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:46.079
in this as we speak now is
two thousand. Yeah, I can't wait.

673
00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:51.159
But then I'm thinking, what this
is such a random mishmash of guests,

674
00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:53.159
like celebrities walking out these dry cleaners. Then I realized there are a

675
00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:55.920
people who have been on the show
as home say, I've met them all,

676
00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:00.559
and they never acknowledged my existence because
we'd the minute of The first one

677
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:02.519
to come out is mcart. Yeah, Macart. I was like, Oh,

678
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:07.599
interesting are they going to have Yeah, it's like, oh no,

679
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:09.960
it's just just an image. Oh
okay, well yeah, that are these

680
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:14.639
all former guest appearances. I feel
like this could have been an episode where

681
00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:16.800
you could have crammed in a lot
of actual guest cameos. But I think

682
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:21.119
it works bet at being Springfield celebrities. I think so as well. It

683
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:24.079
feels more Simpsony gets more in this
their universe. Yeah, because I mean

684
00:42:24.320 --> 00:42:28.800
a gimmick. There are occasions when
they will go over wear with the guests

685
00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:31.559
out. It's like, this doesn't
feel like real Simpsons. This feels like

686
00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:36.079
you know, Sweeps week, symptoms, symptoms, or like the special guests

687
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:38.280
include Well, Nicol and I just
reviewed the Friends episodes as part one and

688
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:40.480
part two two, part of the
one after the super Bowl, which they

689
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:45.719
aired after the Super Bowl thirty because
they wanted to capitalize in that audience,

690
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:47.440
and they'll stick of debuting new shows
like let's just get our bigger show and

691
00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:50.440
put it after and get the biggest
audience. E it was like fifty seven

692
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.840
million people watch it or something.
Oh, but it's just celebrity guests are

693
00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:59.079
heavy, so Jean Cloud, Van
Dam, Julia Roberts, Brookshields, Chris

694
00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:02.599
Isaacs in there, Dean Caslonetta isn't
there as well Fred Willard, and it

695
00:43:02.719 --> 00:43:07.639
feels you can tell it's a very
special episode of Friends. And whilst it's

696
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:10.440
funny and I enjoyed it, it
doesn't feel like Friends. We mentioned I

697
00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:15.559
mentioned in that review. Homer at
the Bat where it's a bunch of baseballers

698
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:17.519
and the crew of the Simpsons of
the cast don't like that episode because they

699
00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:21.440
felt like all the focus was on
the guests and not them, like the

700
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:25.199
main cast were secondary, at least
in the Friends one. It's funny every

701
00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:29.400
guest star is like a love interest
of a character like Chris Isaac is a

702
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:31.559
love and just of Phoebe and Julie
Roberts's love and just of Chandler and Brooks.

703
00:43:31.559 --> 00:43:34.840
She was loving just of Joey And
I'm just like, they couldn't think

704
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.320
of a different reason to bring up
these guys on the show. But yeah,

705
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:39.960
it's just like it did. It
makes it feel different. Yeah,

706
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:44.239
what what's Van Dam doing? That? Is he flirting with the Jennifer Anison.

707
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.559
So he's filming a movie outbreak too. I think it is in New

708
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:52.760
York and Marcel the Monkey there and
then Monica wants Rachel to ask him out,

709
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:55.400
but he ends up flirting with Rachel
and Rachel goes out on a date

710
00:43:55.400 --> 00:43:58.960
with him instead, and Monica get
shitty about that. Yeah, but Jean

711
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:02.559
Clovan Dam comes across like a real
sogoynist. I think that might be one

712
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:06.400
of his things, or it might
have been one of his things back then,

713
00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:08.079
because when was this was this?
Like, was this in the two

714
00:44:08.119 --> 00:44:12.119
thousands or in the ninth day?
It was ninety six, at the start

715
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:15.159
of ninety six, I think,
yeah, yeah, I think JCVD will

716
00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:20.079
admit himself that he had a few
lost years in there even when he and

717
00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:22.840
maybe because he was doing so well
he was recovering from Street Fighter. That's

718
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:29.000
cooret had that torrid affair with Kylie
Minogue on the Street Fighter. Really apparently,

719
00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:30.880
so holy shit, I loved that
movie as a kid. I haven't

720
00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:34.400
watched it for like since I was
like eight. I'm like, it's one

721
00:44:34.440 --> 00:44:37.800
of the movies where I go,
I don't want to revisit it, but

722
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:43.000
I kind of do because it's got
Gomez Adams as the main as Bison.

723
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:45.480
Yeah, it does apparently not very
well while it was. Yeah, I

724
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:49.400
think he was he wasn't well.
Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,

725
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:52.119
is his last film, wasn't it
was his last movie? Yeah, Adam's

726
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:54.960
Family not the film. Want to
revisit it would be I'd just sort of

727
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:59.559
do the the one two punch of
Adams family and Adams family values. Yeah,

728
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:02.440
enjoying them both. Yeah, lots
of films to watch. I've been

729
00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:06.000
keeping a list, so I've be
knocking off my list. I know it's

730
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:08.119
slight detour, but Broken Arrow got
off the list. Wish I hadn't watched.

731
00:45:08.920 --> 00:45:10.960
I mean it was what it was. I'm just like, Ah,

732
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:16.440
it wasn't as good as I had
hoped. I crossed off Anticonda and Anakonda's

733
00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:20.039
Oh did you watch Anon? What
do you think? It was good?

734
00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:23.880
I mean I enjoyed the first one
more, I think more, but this,

735
00:45:24.360 --> 00:45:28.320
the second one felt very much like
people lug down a Conda. Don't

736
00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:30.239
know why. It's make another one
real quick, yeah, and just make

737
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:34.079
them bigger. Yeah. Yeah.
And it didn't have any like actual sort

738
00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:37.719
of stars stars, No, not
really no, And it hurt in that

739
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:40.440
way. And speaking of stars that
help a film, I watched Deeply See

740
00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:45.000
Sammuel Jackson. Ah, he helped
that film so much. Absolutely. Oh

741
00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:47.440
man. Yeah, I loved it. I loved Deeply See. They loved

742
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:51.360
it really good. Yeah. There's
plenty of other films across. It's just

743
00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:53.079
I'm like, this year, all
these movies I've always I'm gonna watch,

744
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:57.159
I'm just gonna watch them gonna watch
them. I'm glad I have. Yeah,

745
00:45:57.199 --> 00:46:00.159
it's great. I see you all
the time saying hashtag now watching I'm

746
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:04.320
like, I wouldn't be that guy
lost you said got a bit it was

747
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:07.119
like twelve and you're like, hashtag
now watching his TV show whatever, and

748
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:08.559
I was like, it was the
first episode of True Detective. By the

749
00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:13.119
way, Yeah, I mean,
I'm news resolution. I think I've talked

750
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:16.000
about I need to have some new
podcasts for the four Finger Disco network,

751
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:19.440
and one of them was going to
be TV Guide, So that's the reason

752
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:22.400
I was watching New Drape True Protective. I'm not trying to put together in

753
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.280
just a quick like six minute,
seven minute review that we can run on

754
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:28.159
the four thing and I'll leave the
room. You can do it right now.

755
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:32.960
I don't want to. I've got
I've got stage freight. Don't watch

756
00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:38.360
me podcast. Hello, Homer,
have you lost weight? Like you care?

757
00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:43.960
Betty Waite, tell me how's Maggie. Her name is Marge. I

758
00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:49.360
was talking about your baby. Oh
she's looking very surfy. Thanks for taking

759
00:46:49.480 --> 00:46:52.679
my picture. If you want me
to sign it, here's a stamped,

760
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:57.360
self addressed envelope and give Santa's little
help her a big hug for me.

761
00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:01.920
Yeah, it's right, just away. How lovely was Betty White there?

762
00:47:02.039 --> 00:47:05.679
Like I said, you just feel
like that's just Betty White being Betty White.

763
00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:13.559
And just her name is Maggie.
Her name is Marge your dog.

764
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:21.239
Just you just walk away now the
pillow Mint Hotel and Jrederic Tatum is there

765
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:22.960
being all nice and civil. That's
a good name pillow Mint, it is.

766
00:47:23.119 --> 00:47:27.280
Yeah, And Homer yeah hip hop
album was bothtful and unnecessary. Okay,

767
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:30.880
here we go, just punched away
all the various cameras again just yeah.

768
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:34.800
I mean it had good one liners, but also just I think it

769
00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:37.519
was more heavy on good visual gags. It was. Yeah, and that

770
00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:40.320
one with the multiple cameras was fantastic
and all different versions of cameras. Yeah,

771
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:45.960
yeah, like bringing out the old
time he won and well played Homer

772
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:49.639
ARTZI good episode, Yeah, it
really was. And then she takes it

773
00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:53.679
to the inquisitor terrific, outstanding.
This has page one written all over it.

774
00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:57.079
What the hell did you do that
for? Well? I remember my

775
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:00.480
plate in the book I was reading
that it was a gag that I remember

776
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:05.039
pinpoint what episode it wasn't When it
came I was like, DiCaprio, that's

777
00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:07.239
the worsd that's the world, and
it inspired me. I'm just like,

778
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:12.360
I want to do an article of
all the best moments, like golden moments,

779
00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:14.320
not from the Golden era. For
me, this was like one of

780
00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:16.119
them. I know you didn't like
it, but Homer with the photo saying,

781
00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:19.199
I took a photo of myself to
show you how sad I was,

782
00:48:19.440 --> 00:48:22.079
and then here's me smiling best because
the cat fan the stairs like that to

783
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:23.920
me was like a stand up moment, super sexy Flanders. And there's another

784
00:48:23.960 --> 00:48:28.000
one coming up in a couple episodes
because I watched through it, I mean

785
00:48:28.079 --> 00:48:30.199
walking on the treadmill on the incline, just watching the fashion through season eighteen.

786
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:35.440
The classic quote of I've got three
kids and no money. Why can't

787
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:37.599
I have no kids in three money? That's like an iconic one. I

788
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.320
gets memed around a lot, right
when people don't have any money. I

789
00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:43.480
just assumed from in my mind.
I'm like, oh, that's a golden

790
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:46.159
ear quote. It's like in a
couple episodes, Well that gets shared so

791
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:50.079
much. Oh I've got three kids
and no money. Why can I have

792
00:48:50.199 --> 00:48:52.320
no kids and three money? Yeah? I was really surprised. I'm going

793
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:57.039
to do it an article on the
website the right in guys Simpson's mailbag at

794
00:48:57.079 --> 00:48:59.400
gmail dot com on lots of contributions, and I will give you credit for

795
00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:01.920
it. Older moments of the Simpsons
that aren't from the Golden ear So anything

796
00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:06.119
post season ten, oh, well, say season twelve? Do you say,

797
00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:08.840
say season ten? Anything post season
ten that you consider like a golden

798
00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:13.880
moment sends it in Simpsons Mailbag at
gmail dot com, and I will definitely

799
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:15.239
give you the credit for pointing it
out. I'd love to hear from you,

800
00:49:15.320 --> 00:49:19.199
guys also just in through some questions. Yes indeed, and yeah,

801
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:22.400
I won't attribute you know, but
Danno might. Homer and Bart are developing

802
00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:25.760
photos in Lisa's room. We get
Crusty exposing himself in the photo and Paris

803
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:30.079
gag and the dog go getting punched
by his ventriloicist. What is the venturlicist

804
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.119
name? I can't remember he has
a name. We should get this Gabbo's

805
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:37.400
Venturlicus of the Bok Arthur crandall,
okay, yeah, I've been calling him

806
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:44.199
crandall things I learned today Arthur crandle
there you go but miss developing all the

807
00:49:44.239 --> 00:49:46.079
photos. Listen, you can't stay
and here you're going to keep talking.

808
00:49:46.119 --> 00:49:49.159
So home And says, you know
when you come have daddy pours some chemicals,

809
00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.519
puts it straight to sleep. It's
not true here, but it is

810
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:55.079
true. Kids. They always say
they're not tired, and the most tired

811
00:49:55.119 --> 00:49:59.519
of all that is one hundred percent
truth. We kids say I'm not tired.

812
00:49:59.559 --> 00:50:02.400
I'm like, go to fucking bed
now. Why Because I said so?

813
00:50:04.440 --> 00:50:06.760
Homer is now showing March all the
photos in the Inquisitor, and this

814
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:08.119
was just nice pointing out, like
marg're trying to be old right, just

815
00:50:08.159 --> 00:50:10.519
saying I can't believe you're doing this. I feel bad. You can't put

816
00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:15.480
that shit down? Oh absolutely not. Yeah. Do tabloid magazine still exist

817
00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:19.119
to this extent, Like it's just
I feel like it's more just online things

818
00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:22.199
now, like very much. The
physical form probably not so much. But

819
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:25.239
because you're past the magazine standing like
there's this one that Nikola reads occasionally.

820
00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:30.119
I get it. It's like the
Royal family tabloid magazines. It's important from

821
00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:32.159
the UK. I guess people still
buy them, but I think it's more

822
00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:35.960
just like clickbait online now, I
think so. Yeah, I mean,

823
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:38.440
I think paparazzi stuff, I mean, it'll always sort of prides itself on

824
00:50:39.239 --> 00:50:43.199
the immediacy of it, So I
mean, yeah, they quicker that you

825
00:50:43.239 --> 00:50:45.440
can get it out there end of
the world. I imagine that's the that's

826
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:49.920
the main aim. It's hard to
get the exclusive now too, because people

827
00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:52.480
just they can just take the picture, save it and just get because people

828
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:58.039
with watermarks. Entertainment Weekly often puts
like a watermark or Vulture puts a watermark,

829
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.800
you can photoshop that shit out so
easily people to steal the imagery.

830
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:05.280
So it like you can. But
people back in the day, if you

831
00:51:05.400 --> 00:51:07.960
had the exclusive photo of like a
car crash or someone smooching someone else when

832
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:12.559
they shouldn't be, like, you
paid big bucks for it. But do

833
00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:15.679
you think people still get paid big
bucks for the exclusive? They get paid

834
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:17.280
big bucks exclusive for like interviews now, I think, but not so much

835
00:51:17.400 --> 00:51:22.480
photos that I had. I think
I think they still get paid affair amount

836
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:25.639
do. I just can't imagine how
you could just say you're, you know,

837
00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:30.400
running TV guide, right and you're
paying tabloid magazine and you're someone's coming

838
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:32.039
to you with a photo that's incredibly
raunchy. It's Chris hams Worth cheating on

839
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:37.519
his missus with I don't know,
Tina fat right, incredibly want you good

840
00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:39.559
happen? Yea, yeah whatever?
Right? And it's like, would I,

841
00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:43.400
as a as an editor, pay
big money to have that to be

842
00:51:43.480 --> 00:51:45.760
the first to run it because I
know within one minute it's gonna be all

843
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:49.800
over Twitter without any credit to me. Well that's the thing. I mean,

844
00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:52.079
if you're if you're the solo person
who have taken and I feel like,

845
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:55.280
because no one breaks this one people, well you might break the story,

846
00:51:55.360 --> 00:51:58.960
but no one, not everyone credits
anymore. Yeah, I mean I

847
00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:01.079
think you're a halfway said person.
You would like, I don't think anybody

848
00:52:01.119 --> 00:52:05.079
else has got this picture of Chris
and Tina. If you're someone who just

849
00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:07.719
wants attention to be like, guess
what I just saw, guys, and

850
00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:09.199
then you put it on Twitter or
you put it on whatever, you put

851
00:52:09.239 --> 00:52:13.440
it on Instagram to boost your own
person. It's about boosting you own personal

852
00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:16.719
social media. Give me lakes,
you know. But I mean, if

853
00:52:16.760 --> 00:52:21.559
you're a smart person, probably go
to TMZ or something out like that and

854
00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:23.920
said guess what I've gone here?
How much do you want for it?

855
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:28.039
And you know I might pay you
five figures, six figures or something for

856
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:32.480
oh yeah, absolutely did he ever
pay for like photos? I don't think

857
00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:37.800
so. Not not well, but
it was a reputable until having said that,

858
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:40.440
Darren Grece, I mean not Dann
Grays and he's a hairdresser. Good

859
00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:45.360
guy. Helped shout out to Darren
Darren Lyons. Yeah, who you know,

860
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:49.079
became a real sort of paparazzi.
Came the mayor yeah yeah, and

861
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:51.920
then became the mayor of Geelong and
you know it was a Christmas tree and

862
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:53.760
free parking on the weekends. Good
on him. I mean you got some

863
00:52:53.920 --> 00:52:57.519
things right. I mean we get
free parking the weekends. We forget about

864
00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:00.159
that, like we didn't have free
parking on the weekend before. But he's

865
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:02.719
a guy sort of drives around Gelong
and then is he the one with the

866
00:53:02.760 --> 00:53:05.880
Ferrari. He's got a Ferrari,
doesn't he? I have no idea.

867
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:08.039
I think he was driving some high
and automobile around Gelong. It's kind of

868
00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:13.280
as I've always said, you can
top out it, maybe a Porsche or

869
00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:16.280
a or a very nice Mercedes,
and Geelong you don't want to, you

870
00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:19.159
don't want to? Land would you
ever buy one? Then? If you

871
00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:22.599
had the money to buy one,
would you buy one? No? I

872
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:25.800
wouldn't. No, I would again
top out it like a nice Porsche for

873
00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:32.280
the money, but buy a million
dollars worth of Big Max Infinity Burghers that

874
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:37.480
I spent seven hundred Conor patterns.
That's what I'd spend my money off.

875
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:45.880
Yeah. I just seeing like a
Lamborghini or a Ferrari driving around Geelong.

876
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:50.079
It's like this just doesn't feel right
now, It's it's weird. Yeah,

877
00:53:50.760 --> 00:53:52.239
but I did like here though,
the whole side show, mel is in

878
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:55.360
the custody battle when it's turning bitter
and who makes it by the magazine?

879
00:53:55.559 --> 00:54:00.119
But what is it? Why do
we love gossip as human beings? We

880
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:02.559
love gossip. I don't know what
out there that says they don't buy into

881
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:06.280
gossip. You're full of shit.
Oh we love a good juicy gossip story.

882
00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:09.039
Absolutely, always always have. I
think as long as human beings have

883
00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:15.199
been able to talk and keep secrets
and do things that other people don't want

884
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:17.840
to know about. Yes, there's
been gossip. I'm sure there's books and

885
00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:22.079
all manner of stuff written about the
psychology. They should track that down,

886
00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:27.480
because I mean, it's kind of
an interesting thing. Why we this is

887
00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:30.159
a thing. So the Sihammel one, he'd actually have to pay off letter

888
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:32.719
in the episode, you notice there's
the custody battance going bitter. Pay attention

889
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:36.000
to that. I usually like Sarmel, but I like the way they sort

890
00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:38.480
of keep that little through line throughout
the episode and experts disagree on location of

891
00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:43.800
Heaven. I hope that catches a
helicopter to wolf Castle's wedding, very much

892
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:45.519
like Dressy Park. Oh yeah,
that was very much a shout out,

893
00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:49.719
wasn't it. Yeah, but he
didn't touch the harness. Do we attach

894
00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:53.960
it if you don't mind the timing
of that gag just felt slightly off,

895
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:59.000
just slightly, but I was like, I know what you're doing here,

896
00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:01.079
It would feel very depending on you've
got a time. That shs right next,

897
00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:05.800
just slightly I like to have paid
off. Yeah, but they he's

898
00:55:05.800 --> 00:55:07.840
going now to make a young woman's
wedding day all about himself and she's marrying

899
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:13.760
a quimby Freddie's there. Yeah,
I did like I did like home as

900
00:55:14.159 --> 00:55:16.480
catch, raise up, up and
annoy. Now do you make a young

901
00:55:16.519 --> 00:55:23.360
woman's wedding day all about me?
Do you right now? Luftwaffle wolf Castle

902
00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:32.639
take Maria Shreiver Kennedy Quimby to be
your lawful wedded and annoy? Are you

903
00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:39.119
also requirements? Man? Is that
horrible man gone yet? Yes? Mother

904
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:50.239
borring some sort of pendulum effect First
Amendment rules, privacy jewels. Time to

905
00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:54.119
squash that shut up bug. You
promised me one day where you wouldn't swear

906
00:55:54.159 --> 00:56:00.519
revenge on someone. Promise revoked.
So we come back from commercial and we're

907
00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:04.920
now at wolf Castle's mansion and he
says, greetings, famous faces and sizzling

908
00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:08.639
stars. Cruss his response to his
evite was the least funny, but he

909
00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:14.840
didn't get the jpeg. I'm like, that is so twand and seven the

910
00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:17.719
jpeg two. He says, you
know he learned in his film what the

911
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.880
film was called. But in order
to feed a robo knights, you need

912
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:22.840
another robo knife. So defeat the
paparazzo, you need another one. And

913
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:29.159
he's brought in Enrico Razzio voice by
the legendary John Lovetts correct same voice for

914
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:30.599
every character he does. But I
never get sick of it. That's because

915
00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:35.360
you're a human being with a soul. How are you gonna help us be

916
00:56:35.559 --> 00:56:40.159
for RONI allow me to explain.
I take embarrassing the pictures of a Homer

917
00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:45.079
had asked him day and night just
as well. Be heard of that,

918
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:51.079
and now you will be a god
in your eyes. See it is good.

919
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:53.880
I declare it's meeting a churned Now, please take some sushi, because

920
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:55.920
if I give it to the dogs, they will take Oh. Now I

921
00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:01.719
get sushi all the time, and
I am not made of sushi. Homer's

922
00:57:01.760 --> 00:57:05.559
now hanging Maggie from the mirror to
the TV guy. I'd taken her seat

923
00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:07.840
belt and I just like that.
She loved it as well. She was

924
00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:10.639
like laughing a great time, obviously
incredibly dangerous. But Enrico arrives taking photos

925
00:57:10.840 --> 00:57:14.000
trying to make you look like a
bad father. Maggie take the wheel,

926
00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:17.480
and just various photos like Homer wanting
privacy when he's taking the shower out and

927
00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:21.599
the fire hydrant, things like that
poo burns wolf Castle in side sho mail

928
00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:23.559
or reading it. Of course we
get a side show mail line. I'm

929
00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:29.360
going to make it my screen saver
somehow. I'm like, ah, okay,

930
00:57:29.840 --> 00:57:31.400
Homer is now asking in quizittor why
do you publish all these photos of

931
00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:34.840
me, basically saying, well,
I've got no friends, and we get

932
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:39.559
just just like classic like JK.
Simmons dialogue, jameson Dialogue isn't Yeah.

933
00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:45.840
Just now, Homer says he's gonna
be giving up photography because you know,

934
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:47.320
if he feels terrible because it now
happened to him. He also gives up

935
00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:52.079
his medication and gets a clot whatever. But now at the snub club and

936
00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:57.239
they're back to their lives of super
excess excess, yes themselves and he don't

937
00:57:57.320 --> 00:58:02.159
live today. Sidea Sosacha Mal's there
with Princess Jasmine, you know, the

938
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:06.840
stripper right, so he's clearly she's
like he's his tail on the side.

939
00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:10.920
The divorce isn't going too well.
And then we pan across too mos.

940
00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:15.199
Now did you notice the rain?
No, So the snub Club's going off.

941
00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:16.480
It's a great night, music going
and it pans across the street and

942
00:58:16.519 --> 00:58:22.159
the rain going forty five degree angle
towards Mo's and everyone's sad. Listen to

943
00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:25.000
them, they're on the job of
the world. Well, I'm sitting here

944
00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:30.760
pretending I have a steel because of
a bunch of stuff that happened home.

945
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:34.920
I don't be so quick, tor
band in this Papa ratchet thing. Yeah,

946
00:58:34.920 --> 00:58:37.159
it's an American tradition to cut people
down his size because they brought so

947
00:58:37.320 --> 00:58:42.480
much joy into our lives. You
know what can't stand that? Robin Williams.

948
00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:45.559
You know what time I saw him
eating dinner with his children. He

949
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:47.840
wouldn't take the time out to do
all the funny bits from his movies.

950
00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:52.239
And my sister would saw Burt Reynolds
at the airport and he wouldn't even co

951
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:54.760
side a mortgage. You guys are
ruing. I hated to get back in

952
00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:59.079
the game. Oh but I threw
away my camera. Oh he used this

953
00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:00.920
one. I was gonna use.
Had to take secret photos in a lady's

954
00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:06.280
tailet, But no dame's ever come
in this joint. Very small. Sure,

955
00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:13.480
excuse me? Do you have a
ladies room? We need to trade

956
00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:19.039
bras and panties. Oh you gotta
be kidding me. Yeah, little love

957
00:59:20.440 --> 00:59:22.440
it was. It was very on
brand for MO but a little love color.

958
00:59:22.519 --> 00:59:24.719
I felt I just didn't seem a
fitness episode. I was like,

959
00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:29.719
ah, I didn't really need it. But Homer then goes it goes over

960
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:32.480
and this was awesome. Actually,
Krusty makes the smoothie out of money.

961
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:37.440
You call this a drink? No
one never said it was a break And

962
00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:40.239
how do you want your come up
and eat by ten or wallet size?

963
00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:45.679
Hide your shame? And Parish is
kissing Mealhouse, Tatum is sniffing up the

964
00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:51.800
ashes of who secretary at the races, Mel is eating the flag and Kemp

965
00:59:51.800 --> 00:59:55.000
Brockman is tasing quimby in and they
both like gimk yeah. Home then says

966
00:59:55.000 --> 00:59:57.840
he's going to do nothing with the
photos. Though. All you have to

967
00:59:57.880 --> 01:00:00.599
do in return is show us a
little respect to the people who made you

968
01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:06.679
who you are. Allow civilian to
write a terrible children's book for you.

969
01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:09.199
I support a charity from something that
doesn't It hasn't happened to someone of your

970
01:00:09.239 --> 01:00:13.880
family. It's like, that's so
funny, because how often does like someone

971
01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:15.320
dying in a family of a celebrity. And it's like, I'm now starting

972
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:19.320
a new charity. It's like we
could just support an already existing one.

973
01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:23.559
That's true, that's true. Why
did to start a new charity in your

974
01:00:23.679 --> 01:00:27.360
name? It's like, just support
the ones that have been there forever that

975
01:00:27.480 --> 01:00:30.880
need your help. Good point.
But then he invites because he's not gonna

976
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:32.880
do anything with the photos, Renu
invites him to the offshore party platform,

977
01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:36.599
off sure party platform. That's it. I like that. Yeah, But

978
01:00:36.760 --> 01:00:39.480
side Joe mal was there with his
son. I was like a little bit

979
01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:43.960
of a payoff there. So he's
a father Drederic Tatums just then in the

980
01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:46.639
background wearing Homer's old clothes, like
the white shirt and the blue pants or

981
01:00:46.679 --> 01:00:50.360
so they meant to make you miss
and every day. Man, I don't

982
01:00:50.360 --> 01:00:54.480
know. The march shows Renure with
Castle an unsolicited manuscript of missus mum and

983
01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:59.079
celebrity has been celebrities. He's like, I don't don't read that stuff.

984
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:02.239
Cue. At least it got made. It reminds me of an early nineties

985
01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:06.639
Whole Cogan film, like Mister Nanny. Oh yeah, well it isn't other

986
01:01:06.639 --> 01:01:07.760
that. It was like Santa Claus
Base You remember that one. It was

987
01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:12.719
just called Santa with Muscles, with
muscles wasn't Yeah, what are we doing

988
01:01:12.760 --> 01:01:17.199
here? Cinemator is there? At
least it got made, as much says,

989
01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:21.280
and yeah, That'samarazzi a great episode. It's pretty good. Yeah,

990
01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:23.119
I think like going through it,
you appreciate it more than there's so many

991
01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:28.280
gags and one liners and just there
was no real moments that maybe it's at

992
01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:30.960
roll my eyes and I wish I
wasn't there even like the moment I was

993
01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:32.800
like, if it's the character,
Yeah, yeah, I mean Homer wasn't

994
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:38.039
wasn't jerky or anything like that paparazzi. A paparazzo is a jerk, so

995
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:42.800
that aspect of the character. But
even then, I mean, I think

996
01:01:43.679 --> 01:01:45.639
I think I speak for both this
when I say we don't like it when

997
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:49.079
Home is a jerk to his family, no or for no reason. Yeah,

998
01:01:49.440 --> 01:01:52.079
whereas this, I mean we can
all, we can all appreciate.

999
01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:55.159
Yeah, take that celebrities, you
know when the jerk and this is pointing

1000
01:01:55.159 --> 01:01:58.159
in the right direction, like,
yeah, we appreciate that. Yes,

1001
01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:00.400
yeah, especially when you bring out
people at Paris. Because in this point

1002
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:05.199
in time, she copped it,
didn't she like from the press and yeah,

1003
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:08.119
there's so I think she really played
up the car. She steered into

1004
01:02:08.199 --> 01:02:10.440
it as shit. She's like,
how can I make some money? Play

1005
01:02:10.519 --> 01:02:14.719
up this character. She thrived on
pissing people off. Oh yeah, I

1006
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:19.800
mean again, for as long as
there's been any form of show business,

1007
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:24.400
there's always been the character of the
man or whatever character the man you love

1008
01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:27.599
to hate. Yes, yeah,
yeah, I mean we talked about Space

1009
01:02:27.679 --> 01:02:30.639
earlier. I mean he made a
pretty decent career out of playing that kind

1010
01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:34.599
of person. And yeah, you
could do you could, of course apply

1011
01:02:34.880 --> 01:02:37.519
of course you apply that to reality
TV. You mean, you've always got

1012
01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:40.880
to you've got to have heels and
baby faces. Pro wrestling is just like

1013
01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:45.320
the most simple storytelling of all time. Absolutely it is. Yeah, yeah,

1014
01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:50.000
but I mean you look at even
early seasons of like Survivor, it's

1015
01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:52.519
like, oh, you've got to
have the one who's you know, kind

1016
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:54.239
of like oh they think I'm doing
this, but I'm actually doing that.

1017
01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:59.039
And Paris Hilton just did that.
But she wasn't even hiding behind a character.

1018
01:02:59.119 --> 01:03:02.079
It's just like that's right, I'm
ranch Kardashian. Oh yeah, yeah.

1019
01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:06.119
I mean I don't think that even
the Kardashians do it as villainous anymore.

1020
01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:08.760
I think they've kind of they're kind
of just like lifestyles are rich and

1021
01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:13.079
famous, and I think Parison was
doing that to some degree. But I

1022
01:03:13.119 --> 01:03:16.360
think she also was pretty savvy and
like you either love me or you hate

1023
01:03:16.400 --> 01:03:20.679
me, but you're talking about me. My man Oscar Wild once said,

1024
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:22.239
there's no Yeah, there's no such
thing as bad publicity, hundred percent.

1025
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:25.199
Yeah, And I still buy into
that, Oh is there? I mean,

1026
01:03:25.440 --> 01:03:29.880
Jonathan major Is might pig to differ, but that's true. That's true.

1027
01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:36.679
Yeah, but yeah, I do
buy into that to an extent.

1028
01:03:36.920 --> 01:03:39.679
That line the whole. Any publicity's
good publicity until it ruins your career.

1029
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:42.840
Yeah, that's the only thing.
I mean. I think you've got to

1030
01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:46.079
be kind of cluey about how is
this sustainable? Is this sustainable? And

1031
01:03:46.159 --> 01:03:51.320
if it's not, let's cash in
as quickly as possible and let's you know,

1032
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:54.559
gather as much as we can.
You know, during a nut gathering

1033
01:03:54.599 --> 01:03:59.280
season, do you reckon like slabs
from like the seventies, eighties? It's

1034
01:03:59.280 --> 01:04:01.199
a bid nineties, right, look
back now, I'll look now and go,

1035
01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:04.639
fuck, well, lucky social media
wasn't around. Oh god, I

1036
01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:10.599
think everyone thinks that because there's we've
all had a moment in our life we

1037
01:04:10.639 --> 01:04:14.599
were just gone, I think funk, no one knows what happened. Oh

1038
01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:17.039
my god, years what do we
learn? Bomber? All right? That

1039
01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:20.239
was what do you learn from this
episode? That's a pretty good question.

1040
01:04:21.239 --> 01:04:26.320
You find out I learned that first
moment rules. Oh but privacy rules.

1041
01:04:26.400 --> 01:04:29.880
Yeah. I learned that one stem
cell of heater is never enough. It's

1042
01:04:29.960 --> 01:04:34.119
never enough. What's your what would
be your lead to trade moment? If

1043
01:04:34.159 --> 01:04:38.519
someone brought out something at a party, Oh, sliders for me to be

1044
01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:44.760
sliders, chicken sliders. Chicken slider
is a good one. Or I've had

1045
01:04:44.760 --> 01:04:48.480
a party recently and they had it
catered and one of the things was like

1046
01:04:48.559 --> 01:04:56.360
little either like Indian lamb cutlets and
oh shit, that one nice. Everyone

1047
01:04:56.440 --> 01:05:00.360
was kind of like, give me
it's cutler girl. Yeah. But do

1048
01:05:00.440 --> 01:05:03.000
you find sometimes at parties where you're
like, I really like this just for

1049
01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:05.280
me. It's usually aaron chini ball
or something. It's like I love them,

1050
01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:09.159
right, but it's like how many
can I eat before people start going

1051
01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:14.119
fatty fat fat fat? Or people
start going for the rest of us,

1052
01:05:14.159 --> 01:05:18.480
Yeah, fat fuck. Yeah,
that's what It's true. It's one you

1053
01:05:18.559 --> 01:05:20.559
got to be really cautious about.
It is all your sort of like I

1054
01:05:20.559 --> 01:05:23.800
think it's like three of the one
item. Once you go more than three,

1055
01:05:23.880 --> 01:05:27.639
everyone's like, calm down, mate, he's up on the Arranini balls

1056
01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:30.400
there for everybody. Are you talking
about ones where they're being passed around or

1057
01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:33.679
one whether they're on the table now
when they're being passed around, Remember like

1058
01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:38.320
because the chicks comes passing and it's
just like to have another one. She's

1059
01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:45.199
like another one? Fine? Uh
I remember like occasionally foot it like at

1060
01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:49.800
the present room. It then continia
park why as we all do as you

1061
01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:53.840
do it? You know three hounter
time they bring out the little tray of

1062
01:05:54.039 --> 01:05:57.960
like party pies and little Saussage rollers, like I would be like a little

1063
01:05:59.400 --> 01:06:00.760
you're relating to the every man here. Do you know when you go to

1064
01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:08.280
footying, you sitting in the President's
room. From day forward, your names

1065
01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:13.000
will be new names, mister Davis. All right, So the current leaderboard

1066
01:06:13.039 --> 01:06:17.119
stands at this in first position,
we of course have our man Philip J.

1067
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:23.159
Hawkins seventeen points, Kyle muldoon clever
Kyle in second position on fourteen points,

1068
01:06:23.559 --> 01:06:26.920
and Luke McKay he's done it again
on eleven points in third position.

1069
01:06:27.400 --> 01:06:30.519
Let's see if those numbers change when
we do the new name challenge for Homerazzi.

1070
01:06:30.679 --> 01:06:35.480
One point goes to stop or my
Dad will shoot. That is Luke

1071
01:06:35.559 --> 01:06:39.400
McKay's done it again. He's now
on twelve points. He's got one vote

1072
01:06:39.480 --> 01:06:42.320
closer to our man, Philip J. Hawkins. Well, let's see what

1073
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:49.280
happens with two points goes to pap
smear. Perhaps Kyle muldoon clever Kyle,

1074
01:06:50.559 --> 01:06:55.119
Kyle's two points closer to Philip jay
Hawks. Now Kyle's on sixteen points,

1075
01:06:55.119 --> 01:06:58.679
so he's only one point behind Philip
J. Now sixteen points and seventeen points

1076
01:06:58.719 --> 01:07:02.320
can bend. This can be really
interesting because three points are going to fat

1077
01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:09.320
Man Snoop, Fat Man Snoop?
Is Philip? Are you shitting me?

1078
01:07:09.800 --> 01:07:15.679
I'm actually not again, You've got
three two one again we have to reiterate

1079
01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:21.599
listeners, new name challenges done blind, You've got what they thought they were

1080
01:07:21.599 --> 01:07:25.719
getting closer, and then Philip's just
like, I'm actually further away now,

1081
01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:33.039
particularly because it's gone. The leader
board was three to two one. Oh

1082
01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:38.199
my god. Kyle Muldoon was literally
for about I don't know, twenty seconds,

1083
01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:42.039
one point behind. First is now
for girl's listeners going yeah, it's

1084
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:45.800
me Carlstime to shine And then this
happens. Oh guys, look, I'd

1085
01:07:45.840 --> 01:07:48.679
say I'm sorry, except I'm not
because this is really interesting and kind of

1086
01:07:48.719 --> 01:07:56.440
fun. Here all right, first
question here comes from Rachel MacLean. Do

1087
01:07:56.440 --> 01:08:00.079
you think paparazzi slash photographers are two
intrusive and celebrities lives so sure? Summer,

1088
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:02.599
I think taking photos when they're out
in family vacations and stuff is a

1089
01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:05.159
pretty shitty deal. It seems like
they're out in the beach or whatever.

1090
01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:08.960
It's like they're with their kids.
Just let them hang out. I'm sure

1091
01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:11.360
it has sort of become oh yeah, okay, this is part of the

1092
01:08:11.440 --> 01:08:14.519
deal. Okay, take a few
shots. And I mean, I think

1093
01:08:14.559 --> 01:08:16.760
you've got a lot of a lot
of celebrities who go, all right,

1094
01:08:16.760 --> 01:08:18.520
guys, you got five minutes,
take of all the shots you want,

1095
01:08:18.520 --> 01:08:25.000
but then leave us alone. And
you've got some par rubber. You've got

1096
01:08:25.039 --> 01:08:27.920
some paparazzi who had been around for
a while and know the tricks and probably

1097
01:08:27.960 --> 01:08:31.600
have even built up sort of decent
relationships with the talent where they go,

1098
01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:33.800
okay, yeah, that'll be fine, I'll get what I need to get.

1099
01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:38.079
But then you've got others who are
probably like enthusiastic amateurs or just trying

1100
01:08:38.079 --> 01:08:40.199
to kids with phones in their hands
or in just kids with phones in their

1101
01:08:40.239 --> 01:08:43.880
hands, gout it's door. We
keep going to Chris Hamsworth for this.

1102
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:46.359
Is he the biggest Australians. I'm
Margo Robbie Now, yeah, I think

1103
01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:48.960
Margo Robbie is probably leading the pack. Yeah she really is, all right.

1104
01:08:49.039 --> 01:08:51.720
Ryan King says a bit of a
cliche question, but we celebrity living

1105
01:08:51.800 --> 01:08:54.760
or dead? Would you most like
to hang out with? For me,

1106
01:08:54.840 --> 01:08:58.039
it would probably be Mick Fleetwood.
Mick Fleetwood so we could talk drumming and

1107
01:08:58.159 --> 01:09:00.039
music all day. I just think
Black would be fun to hang out with.

1108
01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:03.119
It just seems like an absolute dude. Yes, have you seen because

1109
01:09:03.119 --> 01:09:05.680
I rewatch Shallow Hell recently? Have
you seen Shallow Hell? I have seen

1110
01:09:05.720 --> 01:09:10.560
Shallow So there's a scene where so
he's seeing people for their beauty on the

1111
01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:13.319
inside, right, and he goes
to the burn Ward but doesn't know it's

1112
01:09:13.359 --> 01:09:15.199
the burn Ward and he's talking to
all the kids and the way he's hanging

1113
01:09:15.239 --> 01:09:16.560
out with the kids and making him
feel special, Like I think, I

1114
01:09:16.640 --> 01:09:18.960
feel like that's just Jack Black.
I feel like that's who he would be.

1115
01:09:19.039 --> 01:09:23.239
Because there's a video on social media
of where there was a fan of

1116
01:09:23.319 --> 01:09:26.640
his who was wheelchair bound. Yes, and he's like he like, listen

1117
01:09:26.720 --> 01:09:28.880
played the song, sang the song
for him. I'm like that just what

1118
01:09:28.960 --> 01:09:30.840
a fucking legend. Yeah yeah,
I thought that was pretty cool. Yeah,

1119
01:09:31.680 --> 01:09:34.840
oh god, Affleck. I'd want
to hang out with Bennett Fleck.

1120
01:09:34.840 --> 01:09:36.920
Okay, what would you ask him? What would you want to talk about?

1121
01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:42.000
I think we just go to Dunkin
Donuts and get like a crawler and

1122
01:09:42.039 --> 01:09:44.239
a cup of coffee and just you
know, talk shit. I'd want to

1123
01:09:44.279 --> 01:09:46.560
ask him about you know, they're
making a good one hunting and you know,

1124
01:09:47.520 --> 01:09:53.760
Muggie, you're big on air,
weren't you? I was big on

1125
01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:56.800
air. I kind of liked it. Yeah. I just think Affleck strikes

1126
01:09:56.840 --> 01:09:59.560
me as a really cool dude.
He does. He seems like sometimes he's

1127
01:09:59.560 --> 01:10:01.319
like a awards ceremonies and stuff and
it's just like he doesn't want to be

1128
01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:05.880
there. Yeah, So I get
the feeling he'd probably be quite canned about.

1129
01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:09.239
This part of it suck, but
this part of it's cool. Yeah.

1130
01:10:09.880 --> 01:10:14.439
Yeah, I think yeah, Affleck
afflic and I go Jack Black Final

1131
01:10:14.520 --> 01:10:16.880
one here Andrew Swan, what's the
strangest photo that you do? We have

1132
01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:21.119
no, Andrew j JP this week, Andrew, wait, I've got top,

1133
01:10:21.640 --> 01:10:25.520
that's top. Oh, I haven't
got all comments. I think the

1134
01:10:25.640 --> 01:10:31.520
top comments. Oh J, it's
become kind of a mail bag tradition.

1135
01:10:31.840 --> 01:10:38.079
Yeah, and you look, guy
looked genuinely sad there. If it lost,

1136
01:10:38.119 --> 01:10:45.359
JP, pack up the show.
That's it. We are now the

1137
01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:48.840
the m CU of podcast. That's
the shark jump over it. But Andrew

1138
01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:51.760
JP says, thoughts on the paparazzi, their scumbags will do anything for a

1139
01:10:51.800 --> 01:10:57.199
sensationalist story or just regular Jonah's following
orders from their editorial team. Answer this,

1140
01:10:57.359 --> 01:10:59.800
but yeah, yeah, yeah,
Look, I think a lot of

1141
01:11:00.640 --> 01:11:04.159
paparazzi, a lot of freelancers,
Yeah, a lot of their own sort

1142
01:11:04.159 --> 01:11:08.359
of their own employers, like gotta
get the skip, Yeah, I got

1143
01:11:08.439 --> 01:11:14.199
to get that incriminating snap. Yes. Harrison McClure says, what's the best

1144
01:11:14.239 --> 01:11:17.239
meeting of celebrity interaction meeting? I
think it means all celebrity interaction story you've

1145
01:11:17.239 --> 01:11:20.479
ever heard, good or bad.
His is one is a bit long winded,

1146
01:11:20.520 --> 01:11:24.239
but he'll keep it brief because he
knows Dando would really like it.

1147
01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:27.279
At my old barbershop, one of
my colleagues's clients. Was a chef who

1148
01:11:27.359 --> 01:11:30.199
used to be part of an agency
for celebrities, etc. So he would

1149
01:11:30.239 --> 01:11:32.000
always give us a brief of which
ones he met who were cool. So

1150
01:11:32.119 --> 01:11:35.239
Margot, Robbie was cool, Beyonce
wasn't, etc. But one time he

1151
01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:40.039
cooked for Paul McCartney and his family
at their home in the Cotswolds. After

1152
01:11:40.119 --> 01:11:42.319
the dinner, Paul invited him to
the front room for a drink and a

1153
01:11:42.359 --> 01:11:45.479
chat with a family, and he
was apparently incredibly nice when the grandkids were

1154
01:11:45.520 --> 01:11:46.640
sent to bed, but asked him
to play a song before bed, so

1155
01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:49.359
he whacked out a guitar and started
playing Yesterday. So in short, this

1156
01:11:49.399 --> 01:11:53.800
fellare got a private gy with a
beetle. That's pretty rad. Yeah,

1157
01:11:53.960 --> 01:12:00.439
that's a good story. I don't
mine is John Devolton. I've told him

1158
01:12:00.479 --> 01:12:02.439
numerous times in his podcast you know
my mom? Yes, yeah, where

1159
01:12:02.479 --> 01:12:05.680
he just I remember saying basically,
if you haven't heard the story, it

1160
01:12:05.760 --> 01:12:09.800
was a meet and greet with John
Tavolta. I went just because you know,

1161
01:12:09.840 --> 01:12:11.239
I wanted to be able to tee
this up from my mum, my

1162
01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:14.640
mum worship. John de Volta absolutely
loves the man, and as I was

1163
01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:16.319
getting my photo, I just said
to him the next person, my mom,

1164
01:12:16.359 --> 01:12:18.520
she's an angel and she absolutely loves
you. You can make extra specially

1165
01:12:18.520 --> 01:12:20.479
that be great, And he was
just like, what's the name. I

1166
01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:24.520
said, Marsha, And I remember
like walking off and hearing me say Marsha,

1167
01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:26.720
and my mom just broke down crying, and it's like he made an

1168
01:12:26.760 --> 01:12:28.960
extra special. But I always remember
the moment. I wish I had have

1169
01:12:29.039 --> 01:12:30.479
like got my phone out and filmed
it, but they were like no phones,

1170
01:12:30.479 --> 01:12:32.920
that kind of thing because I'm doing
a meet and greet taking their own

1171
01:12:32.920 --> 01:12:35.600
photos themselves. But I looked over
him and he was hugging and he gave

1172
01:12:35.640 --> 01:12:38.920
my mom. She went to walk
off, and he pulled it back for

1173
01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:41.319
a second hug and looked over at
me and gave me a wink. And

1174
01:12:41.359 --> 01:12:44.159
I was like, what an absolute
fucking legend. That's that's the Lord behaving.

1175
01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:45.159
Good on him, Yeah, good
on him. What about you have

1176
01:12:45.199 --> 01:12:48.880
a moment like that with a sort
of yeah, I mean, oh god,

1177
01:12:48.920 --> 01:12:54.920
it's coming up on about ten years
ago now. But Bruce Campbell of

1178
01:12:55.319 --> 01:12:58.399
Evil Dead fame, you might have
mentioned this. Actually he did the gig

1179
01:12:58.479 --> 01:13:00.319
with him. Yeah, he came
to Melbour to do a bit of a

1180
01:13:00.399 --> 01:13:04.319
meet and greet. He was signing
posters and doing photo ops with with fans,

1181
01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:11.119
and he was presenting the first two
episodes of Ashpst. Evil Dead,

1182
01:13:11.159 --> 01:13:14.960
the TV series for this smaller the
premiere, Yeah, for this small audience

1183
01:13:15.039 --> 01:13:17.720
at a cinema in Melbourne. And
I hosted the Q and A beforehand,

1184
01:13:19.399 --> 01:13:21.680
and I've always sid yeah, I
mean I was watching him, you know,

1185
01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:26.520
take all these photos with let's face
it, these dogs. Yeah.

1186
01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:30.840
Yeah, but before before it would
be like, okay, be cool.

1187
01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:35.920
And I've always said for that second
they were cool, and they were.

1188
01:13:36.039 --> 01:13:39.399
You could just sort of see them
change. They change. Yeah, it

1189
01:13:39.560 --> 01:13:42.399
transforms them, it really does.
And that was fantastic. And then I

1190
01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:45.079
hosted the Q and A with with
Bruce who I can call Bruce cos we're

1191
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:48.920
best buds. Up coming guests on
the show, one would hope. So

1192
01:13:50.239 --> 01:13:54.039
actually he'd be a fucking good gues
Yeah. I keep meaning to sort of

1193
01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:57.600
try and d m him via social
media, remember me? And they gave

1194
01:13:57.680 --> 01:14:01.039
host that thing in Melbourne. Sure
you'd do it, but could you possibly

1195
01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:04.359
give me like a what do you
call it? A testimonial? For you

1196
01:14:04.439 --> 01:14:08.319
know if oh, yes, I
remember guy hosting this Q and A.

1197
01:14:08.399 --> 01:14:11.720
You did a really professional job.
It's like, please do that for me.

1198
01:14:12.039 --> 01:14:15.279
But at the end he like,
I just went for a handshake and

1199
01:14:15.840 --> 01:14:17.000
yeah, say thanks very much for
all that. And he sort of did

1200
01:14:17.079 --> 01:14:21.159
like the you know he turned it
yeah, yeah, no, the yeah,

1201
01:14:21.199 --> 01:14:25.880
the handhakeer you grabbed the thumb instead, Yeah, like the bro hands

1202
01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:28.880
that one. Yeah yeah, and
sort of pulled me a little bit closer

1203
01:14:28.880 --> 01:14:30.239
and that that was good. That
went really well, and I'm like,

1204
01:14:31.560 --> 01:14:39.600
oh, yeah, so that was
one of my favorite interactions. And then

1205
01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:42.039
you had the one we had a
cigarette with the dude from Sons of Anakinton

1206
01:14:43.319 --> 01:14:45.479
that was pretty neat. Actually,
yeah, I was hosting a couple of

1207
01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:48.560
Q and as with some of the
Sons and Anarchy cast members. Did one

1208
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:54.119
in Adelaide and one in Melbourne,
and then the one in Adelaide. Yeah,

1209
01:14:54.159 --> 01:14:59.199
we were ended up out front of
this guy, Mark Boone Junior's hotel.

1210
01:14:59.279 --> 01:15:01.000
You'll reckon, you know, Mark
Boone Jr. Long frizzy hair,

1211
01:15:01.119 --> 01:15:03.680
long frizzy hair. Be it sort
of looks like he just came down from

1212
01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:06.239
the mountain. It's not siled.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean

1213
01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:11.239
and terrific actor. He's been in
so much stuff over the years, and

1214
01:15:11.720 --> 01:15:15.239
high profile stuff as well, and
may being a bit of a dog.

1215
01:15:15.279 --> 01:15:18.560
I was like, and I wasn't
even really smoking that stage it was,

1216
01:15:18.640 --> 01:15:23.119
but twel was, but like he's
having a sea around, Like, can

1217
01:15:23.159 --> 01:15:26.479
I have one of those and ask
you some questions about working with Christopher Nolan

1218
01:15:26.560 --> 01:15:28.720
on The Dark Night? No?
Actually no, it's sorry, I'm working

1219
01:15:28.760 --> 01:15:31.239
on Batman begins. He said,
yeah, man, absolutely, And it

1220
01:15:31.279 --> 01:15:36.520
turns out Gary Oldman it was an
arsehole because he had like one big thing

1221
01:15:36.600 --> 01:15:39.760
with Gary Oldmans, like he didn't
give me anything. It was an asshole.

1222
01:15:40.199 --> 01:15:42.319
He gave you a scene. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we're

1223
01:15:42.319 --> 01:15:45.119
in front of this hotel in Adelaide
on like a Tuesday night, smoking a

1224
01:15:45.119 --> 01:15:47.359
sig talking about movies. That's cool. He wast your dream thing, isn't

1225
01:15:47.359 --> 01:15:50.000
it right? Oh? Absolutely,
just hanging out just chatting movies. Yeah

1226
01:15:50.079 --> 01:15:53.399
yeah, I mean that was a
that was a really great gig. I

1227
01:15:53.439 --> 01:15:55.640
mean, I was just meant to
do an interview with one of the guys

1228
01:15:55.680 --> 01:16:00.319
from Sons of Anarchy and then the
promo guy said, the theo Rossia carst

1229
01:16:00.319 --> 01:16:02.880
Memory, who I spoke to the
Beard, right, he's the one that

1230
01:16:03.000 --> 01:16:06.560
played like the he was a younger
Yeah, he was a younger guy.

1231
01:16:06.600 --> 01:16:10.960
Oh no, Kim Coat. Kim
coats. Yeah, it was also on

1232
01:16:11.119 --> 01:16:13.239
he was on that tour, wasn't
he he was? Yeah? I think

1233
01:16:13.560 --> 01:16:16.199
was he the the ball guy was
the I think he always has his hair?

1234
01:16:16.279 --> 01:16:18.720
Oh no, think I now,
Yeah, the little runty one kind

1235
01:16:18.720 --> 01:16:21.520
of thing. I said, more
compared to the rest of the Sons of

1236
01:16:21.520 --> 01:16:25.560
Anarchy, Yes, yeah, uh
And that did. Interview went really well,

1237
01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:29.199
and the person only tours said have
you ever done any sort of Q

1238
01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:30.279
and A work or hosting works?
Yeah, I've done some of that,

1239
01:16:30.319 --> 01:16:32.000
and what do you want to do
this and this? And I'm like,

1240
01:16:32.399 --> 01:16:35.640
absolutely I do. I flew me
into Adelaide and paid me, and I

1241
01:16:35.760 --> 01:16:41.720
mean Peede worked last and also I
was like, sorry, this me rab

1242
01:16:41.760 --> 01:16:44.359
iting on, but I mean I
was like, oh, I'm going to

1243
01:16:44.399 --> 01:16:45.439
do my research on Sense of Anakin. I'm going to come up with all

1244
01:16:45.439 --> 01:16:47.359
these questions like no, we've got
a list of questions for you. We've

1245
01:16:47.359 --> 01:16:54.600
got a running sheet, so I
don't have to do any work. I

1246
01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:57.359
get paid to speak. Yeah,
pretty much, wouldn't that be fun,

1247
01:16:57.600 --> 01:16:59.560
and by the end of it,
I was kind of like, you know,

1248
01:16:59.760 --> 01:17:01.079
not ripping, but you do a
bit of free associating. And I

1249
01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:05.840
was given Kim Coach's ship for being
Canadian. Kim is like he's still in

1250
01:17:05.920 --> 01:17:11.239
my spot, Like, get this
fucker off the stage. This is always

1251
01:17:11.279 --> 01:17:14.239
dead. Yeah. I find a
question to Andrew Swan, what's the strangest

1252
01:17:14.239 --> 01:17:16.199
photo that you have on your camera? Role? Bonus points if you post

1253
01:17:16.239 --> 01:17:19.800
it in the Patreon group during the
episode, otherwise otherwise guy will forget to

1254
01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:27.319
do it. You got my number
strangest photo you mean, like, is

1255
01:17:27.359 --> 01:17:32.039
a deck pict strange? Yeah,
it's your, not mine. That asks

1256
01:17:32.039 --> 01:17:38.520
me how it got yours the strangest
photo Mine honestly monitors the kids now they

1257
01:17:38.600 --> 01:17:41.560
do some strange ship but like,
yeah, might have just Luin the cat.

1258
01:17:42.640 --> 01:17:46.960
Yeah it's yeah, it's's usually a
family selfies or just the kids.

1259
01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:50.560
I don't take phos or anything else
anymore. I have any friends. I

1260
01:17:50.600 --> 01:17:54.520
don't go do things by podcast and
look after the kids. That's my life.

1261
01:17:56.319 --> 01:17:59.359
This is like, this is like
Dan Doe's Peter Dinglige on on Game

1262
01:17:59.399 --> 01:18:03.920
of their Own podcast and I do
im drink and I know stuff. Yeah,

1263
01:18:03.960 --> 01:18:06.680
I don't think I've got anything all
that strange. I mean, I

1264
01:18:06.760 --> 01:18:11.079
think if you ask me, what's
the strangest photo that I've saved, like

1265
01:18:11.239 --> 01:18:15.279
from Yeah, because you'll see like
a picture on Twitter or whatever, it's

1266
01:18:15.279 --> 01:18:18.720
like, oh that's interesting or whatever. And yeah to the nude album,

1267
01:18:18.920 --> 01:18:26.720
yes, f w F. But
oh you think, oh I can turn

1268
01:18:26.760 --> 01:18:30.399
this into a meme or I can
you know, put it on the Yeah,

1269
01:18:30.520 --> 01:18:32.359
Dan, especially Dan's a bit of
a meme king. Meme king.

1270
01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:35.720
You did pretty well the memes.
You create some good ones. I try

1271
01:18:36.439 --> 01:18:44.520
what I actually try to steal.
That is true. But people people send

1272
01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:45.319
us the memes, can you post
us on your page? And I'm like,

1273
01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:47.800
cool, yeah, sure I post
it. And it's like you didn't

1274
01:18:47.800 --> 01:18:49.840
give them credit. I'm like,
check the comments. I always given credit.

1275
01:18:49.920 --> 01:18:55.439
People say angry about the credits.
I'm like, I don't steal anything.

1276
01:18:55.479 --> 01:18:57.880
People send me fucking memes and they
asked me to post it, and

1277
01:18:57.920 --> 01:19:00.159
I post it, and then you
guys get angry at me. So don't

1278
01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:02.359
get angry. You won't post any
all means. And we all love those

1279
01:19:02.399 --> 01:19:04.720
tasty, tasty meme We do love
those memes. Indeed, But anyway,

1280
01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:08.119
guys, thank you for listening to
our review of Homarazzi. I hope you

1281
01:19:08.239 --> 01:19:11.399
enjoyed it. I certainly enjoyed chat
Us Davis about it because I thought this

1282
01:19:11.520 --> 01:19:14.079
was this is my favorite episode of
the season so far, without a doubt.

1283
01:19:14.399 --> 01:19:17.199
I enjoyed it very very much as
well. Yeah, I think we

1284
01:19:17.239 --> 01:19:19.680
we do our season and like wrap
up, this will definitely be in both

1285
01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:24.239
our top threes. I think so. Yes. Yeah, but next episode

1286
01:19:24.319 --> 01:19:27.319
is Marge Gamer. And this is
an episode that is not as good as

1287
01:19:27.359 --> 01:19:30.319
Amarazzi Hamarazzi, but it's enjoyable for
what it is. So Essentially, the

1288
01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:34.479
story is that Bart is playing an
online video game and then Marge joins the

1289
01:19:34.520 --> 01:19:38.920
online video game to play with him, to be part of her son's life,

1290
01:19:38.960 --> 01:19:42.720
and shouting has happened, my favorite
kind of thing that happens. Yeah,

1291
01:19:42.720 --> 01:19:45.079
and there's also an enjoyable b plot
with Homer and Lisa as well.

1292
01:19:45.399 --> 01:19:48.279
I like it when Lisa takes advantage
of a situation, becomes like the bad

1293
01:19:48.319 --> 01:19:50.479
girl, or she she goes against
her morals. That's what she does in

1294
01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:55.279
this episode. Anyway, It's Marge
Gamer is next week's look at for that

1295
01:19:55.439 --> 01:19:58.720
in your feed. It's also got
plenty of classic reviews coming up as well,

1296
01:19:58.720 --> 01:20:01.319
with some guest There has been a
review of Pimarazzi next week March Gamer

1297
01:20:01.479 --> 01:20:04.399
mister Davis, any final words for
those amazing listeners out there, up,

1298
01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:05.359
up, and annoy