The Pets Milk Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly, the first evaporated milk PET
Milk Presents Fiverer McGee Molly with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon at the Q,
Briant, Tick mcgraham and me Otto Wilcox, which is written by Don Quinn
and Phil Leslie and directed by Max Hutto, with music by The Kingsman and
Billy Malls Orchestra. Today is National Pancake Day. That reminds me to remind
you to enjoy a pancake breakfast tomorrow morning. Make plenty of them and make
them the delicious milk in your mouth pet milk way. Just use your favorite
pancake mixed and instead of ordinary milk, use pet milk mixed half and half
with water. Once you taste pancakes made with pet milk, you'll never want
to make them the old way again, and with butter. And so you're
up on the table and pet milk handy for your coffee. What a wonderful
way to start the day. Right now, grocery stores are featuring the everyday
items needed for making delicious pancakes. Stores are also featuring Mary Lee Taylor's famous
pancake recipes. So help yourself to the recipe, take along some pet milk,
and give that family of yours a real treat tomorrow morning. Pancakes made
with pet's milk. They sure are good. There's one thing at the McGee
household that really sells like hotcakes, and that's hotcakes. So listen to a
super salesman selling the idea of breakfast in bed to a lady who would rather
cook her own. As we join Fiber McGhee and Molly. So you just
cut your little tootsies back in the hay, tootsy and relax while I get
dressed tootsy. I'm gonna bring you breakfast in bed. Oh no, yup,
no, no, McGhee. Really, that's a lot of trouble.
Don't bother. Don't you worry. I'm gonna do this thing up, big
kiddo. I'll even get the tea wagon down out of the attic and serve
your hot cakes solid cart. Now, look, sweetheart, you're wonderful to
want to but now, and you got it coming too. You deserve it.
Why, George, I don't pamper you enough? Oh you do too,
McGhee constantly, Yeah, you really think I pamper you. Oh,
pam for me. I thought you said, hamper me. Ah, you're
gonna love this, kiddo, and so am I. This is the kind
of a thing that a guy when he's got the type wife I happen to
have got, and he likes to cook any ham don't do more of it,
oftener, he's missing a great bet. Throw me my shirt off of
the bed head, will you here? But mcghin now, I just as
soon get up. Really, I can't eat lying in bed anyway. Huh.
The coffee always goes up my nose. I'll get up, No,
sir, you stay right where your darn are. I'll bring you straw with
your coffee. Great, and if I can find a camel, I'll break
his back with it. Really not right. I've been a good kid,
Molly, and I ought to do more stuff like that. I don't bring
you breakfast in bed often or notough, Oh yes, you do, dear,
you do. Indeed when was the last time? Nineteen thirty seven?
And that's often enough. Well anyhow, hold I plan you remember you walk
right through that door there with my breakfast? Yeah, drop the butter stepped
on it and I got my first egg shampoo sunnyside out. Now, I'm
no amateur when it comes to food. You know, I always did have
a reputation for being kind of an epithat. You mean an epic here,
don't you someone who knows food? Yeah? I guess I do. Well,
what's an epithat? That's a message on a tombstone? Oh what a
talk? Well here I go, kiddo. You just uggle down there and
take life. He's you know, I'll have that dough hold out and cut
up in the pancakes before you can say that's not the way to get and
you pick the wide right out of my mouth. You take a couple little
snooze, now, missus McGee, the chef will awake and your one breakfast
there. Well, there he goes, bless his little hand handed high.
Take a snooze, missus McGee, he says, mm hmm, I have
news for you, missus McGee. You just as well get up off your
back and get your house got on, because he'll be yell enough to know
where something is before you can eat it. Why, there he goes,
yees hee, is this electric on the store work? Did you try it?
O? Yees Okay, you go back to sleep. This would be
very nice if I could take a little nap. But every time I close
my eyes I see a picture of what that kitchen will look like when he
gets Hey, why, yeah, we got a mixing bowl, several of
them. You was a big white one. Which big white one? There're
two big white ones just like Which one is the mixing avonleaf days never winds
on the water. You just left, you know? Did I wake you
up? Oh? No, I'm still asleep, thank you. Maybe I
am asleep the fact. Maybe this is all just a horrible dream. Maybe
if I pinch myself, Ah what No, no such luck. I just
as well get my house, go down and go down there. H see
what a day this is going to be. He's going to give me breakfast
in bed if he ruins the house and wrecks my nerves doing it. Honess
to goodness, somebody ought to make a radio show out of this. They
really should. I guess nobody'd ever believe it though it's too impossible. Hey,
what'd you come downstairs for? Manly, you ain't supposed to be out
here. You're having breakfast in bed. I'll pop back upstairs. I get
Mossom up there by myself. Sometimes nobody speaks to me for three or four
seconds at a time. It's those long silence. Well, the rest will
do you good, Molly. The knowledge of the preparation of your breakfast is
in the expert, loving hands of old Deer. Now, who's that,
Meggie? My hair is all up in curlers. I don't look very present.
That's only only from the Elks club. Come in, come only,
come on, and if I don't frighten you, I haven't had time to
take my hair down yet, or don't worry messis you look wonderful? Else?
Thank you? You know I get a daughter who practices putting on lipstick
without a mirror, and a sister in law who makes her own Sunday eyelashes
out of a toothbrush. And last night, my mississies a mudpack on one
side of the face. Only only, don't scare so easy? I only
poor gee. Let's cocon hotcakes. Molly's having our breakfast in bed. I'm
dead where you sleep? Message? And you think, well, I'm not
supposed to be down here, Only I'm going back up in a minute.
Think how's everyone at your house? All? Well? I? Oh sure
everybody's fine. That's this. He got a letter from my oldest boy laws.
He's in the navy. You know, yeah, how'd you like it?
Only, he says, the only thing you're doing black about it?
There's too many fellas in blue sword suits telling him that to do well.
That's the navy for you only. That's one thing you don't have in the
army, people giving you orders. No blue shirt suits. When I was
in the army in the First World War, the big ward and look,
deary, I've heard this a few boys will excuse me. I'll go back
upstairs. Good now, you crawl back in bed. And oh hey,
why you're down here? Where do we keep the orange juice and the oranges?
Oh? Anything else you need? Gary, just call up every two
or three minutes. Okay, touching you rest. I gotta get busy here.
Only give me a hand, will you. Sure? Rigged says that's
nice moving No no, no, no no no, I mean hold this
cookbook a minute while I get my stuff together. Here, reading me this
recipee right here while I get the stuff out. That that's the force that
says, takes two torts of a cup, two thirds of a cup.
Okay, I'll use this cup here. This piece here must be about two
thirds. What else does it say? It says a pancake makes two torts
of a coup of pancake. Make. Oh well, look I can handle
it from here on out. Only no sense in letting you lost up the
recipe when I can do it myself. Bill emails me, Actra my heart
find for you, change and storm U. Let me see if I get
the stuff mixed good, I'll need Josey Molly, Yes, love her.
Have we got a hot, slightly greased iron skillet anyplace? A what?
Just to cook him on a hot slightly greased Oh, I know I can
take a cold skillet and heat it and then grease it there. Oh,
thank you. You know that's well. I'll do that more than one way
of skinning the cat. Oh look I found it. You your breakfast in
bed? Why don't you go on back to bed to I get everything ready
because I love my little kitchen dairy. Look at it. When you get
through in here, I won't be able to find this sinker. Wait a
minute, where is the sink right over here underneath a pile of pan Oh,
it's just as plain as anything. Gosh, you think I'm so dumb
about cooking, I pull out the plumb and when I make a simple back
of pancakes and saufage. Well, I don't know whether to answer to that
like a loving wife or an honest woman. Gee with it, don't you
worry too much? Now I'm seen. Where did I put my mlt cookbook?
Mlt Mary Lee Taylor? No McGee's luscious tiddy. Oh hey, s
he's to make twenty seven four inch pancakes? You like? Little pancakes are
big ones, you know. I think the four inch pancakes are just the
right side. That's too They're too dainty for me. I prefer about the
size the man whole covers that guy makes come out and shy in woman once
in nineteen off thirteen that they're still using for man whole covers these ones I'm
making here. Boyd there tell me the firm army games come in? Who
was it? Well out here in the kitchen, mister mayor, come on
out, Hey, how do you know that was Marylyn' trivia? Well,
he's the only one we know who was educated enough and polite enough to say
it's I. Oh. Everybody else we know would say, who'd you think
Louis the fourteen. There's something each oh hendo was there, mister mayor on
Marley, Hello, game worse guess you in the apron it's going to give
Molly a breakfast in Beddla Treis and being the Sister's National Pancake Day the Tuesday
before Ash Wednesdays. While I thought it was only patriotic for me to pip
up some pancakes, well, I'll see that the United States Government is informed
of your loyal devotion according to the recipe he's using. Miss he uses a
recipe. I always thought he was one of those rough and ready cooks who
always says I never use a recipe. I just guess at the proportions,
and I never had a failure. They never do have a failure either.
You always get sick. You take a round sun and fling a flying into
a flock of flat jacks. Minor's so light, Miner's so light, you
gotta hold him down with a salt shaker. Do you like big pancakes for
her? Little pancakes for this? Well, it depends on circumstances. When
I'm out moose hunting, I like big patches. Do you hunts moose mister
mayor Square in Canada. I never shot a moose myself. They good eating
well, I don't know. I just keep the antlers fall in, the
meat to some worthy institution, and the remainder to a glue factory. Ow
do they make glue out of moose? No, not blue moose lid.
But for a simple quiet breakfast, Macgie. I like the little dollar size
pancakes. In fact, there's only one thing I'd like better, and that's
a pancake sized dollar. Now they must be making our dollars out of batter.
Now, sure ain't much ado in them, I always said, I
oh bye, hello, high low am I including what's going on? Just
do a little cooking, Junior, That's all a little cooking, he said.
Take a look around the kitchen, mister Wilcox, what would you I
guess he was preparing. Well, let me see. From the number of
dishes and pots and pans, and the wax paper and paper towels, mixers
and spoons and stuff, I'd say you were making chicken ala King for the
Legion convention. Cut it off. I'm just fixing Molly her breakfast in bed.
Look pancake batter, look country sausage looks, sir, look butter,
that's all. What's so complicated about that? There? Well, as the
man says, it ain't the ingrediments, it's what she puts into the ingrediment.
Well, I'm afraid McGee is a perfectionist. Every time he cooks,
he makes a perfect idiot of himself. Oh yeah, well by Georgie.
Hey, hey, wait a minute, what's this? Yes, I'm Mary
Lee Teter cook. Why off, cor So, what's the matter with the
way this boy is cooking? He's doing great? I am certainly. Oh
naturally, he makes it ten times as complicated as this simple recipe. Why
actually, but this is a wonderful recipe, and with a pet milk recipe
can't go wrong. Pancakes with sausage patties. There, boy, look at
that illustration. Yeah it's beautiful, Molly, tear out the illustration, pour
a little syrup on it, and go back to bed. It's the only
way. Oh now, look, favor is absolutely on the right track.
You can't miss. Do you give track odds on that? Allie? Look
at this red to see plain pancake makes two cups stirring gradually, one cup
pet milk mixed with water. Now it could be easier than that. Sure,
you see the value of pet milk and cooking is that it adds that
good, rich flavor to your food. Tike, It'll pack these easy to
make pancakes just full of good whole milk minerals legend. And in these days
of high food prices, pet milk is a family favorite because it's economics.
It costs less generally than any other fall of milk, and pet milk is
so rich. Now, who do you I suppose that is? Who is
there? Who is the porte? That's the old timer? Hey, can
you wait a minute, all timer? I was right in the middle of
a story. No cat my head. Okay, okay, come on in,
Hello, Hello, go on with your narrative. Tom So, get
some pat milk from here? And roser today, Well it's a very interesting
arm John. What's everybody doing out here in the kitchen? Well, I'm
having my breakfast in bed. Where where do you sleep? Daughter? In
the sink? She's going back to bed as soon as McGee gets his pancakes
made, Old timer, that's what he's doing, making pancakes. In case
you thought from looking around that the Montreal hockey team had been warming up in
here. Okay, everybody's cough at me, Do right at me, Laugh
at me if you want to. But by joyce, when I get these
pancake pancakes, do I love them? Do I know how to make them?
Oh? I had a lot of practice in michelll Teimer, Ut,
I made pancakes before you was born. Halt worse. That was I was
tuck Wagon cooked for the oh lazy bee, the lazy bee, the old
lazy bee, hamed after my sister Beachris, laziest woman in the Oklahoma territories.
Cos I come when she was twenty nine years old, had a fine
of nose and was too lazy to brush it off. He back and watched
it till she spring an eye muscle. It was the chuck Wagon cook.
You said it, Johnny Welcher. My recipe is a poncho pie, an
tell pie. That's what they call the pancakes. Don shave up a pie
and tasted like a poncho Welcher. I make me a handful of acorns into
a scoop of corn meal, ground them out of a hot rock mixed with
rain water, then stick them into hot ashes for five hours, then pick
them out, coow them off, pick the acorns out of the pancakes,
throw away the pancakes, shut the acorns, neat the holls. Can I
have me a recipe for paul beaver tail henion saying here king fand man,
yumpy up steed idle, yep ump steed, I seedo, We got a
preciption for you. What it'll coom send you over the moon? Umstead up
state idle? What do you sing when you feel like a king? Um
steed up sedile, Sing with me a very and then with a shouting of
breath, and give up with me up sat up sile. What do you
come when your heart's on the puzzle? See up state isle? What put
you out when your tour as cowl up stile? Where your you? Oh
you throom so don't see a trou familiar lunghive of wo with him speak what
has the sound of a merry? Go round up steed of steed all?
What has a beet? I will go to your feet up seed on steed
that all or side range crime orange. It's wonderful you you can now sho
the I'm the steed up the seed. What do they think with the wedding
of reading him of the sea all what do they shout? And the news
that's gone out him with my kids world all the spring when you're half Look,
Molly, this is the third time since noon the you've come trotting out
here to the kitchen, the third time since noon? You will us?
How can I bring your breakfast in bed if you won't stay in bed?
Look, Sweethei, I'm starving fast too. I've got to be patient to
see moving on now, I'll have these pancakes cooking before. Ah, don't
eat that cracker, but McGhee, I got on. I'll put it back.
That's a good girl, believed. You don't want to do your appetite
now, that's a last minute doll it. My appetite, Dary has an
edge you could shave with. You could even cut a throat with it.
Oh in this kitchen. Well, I'm hoping along now, baby, And
I know just how you feel. I got so weak myself working here that
I finally had to fix me A couple of ham sandwich. Isn't a pot
of coffee doesn't keep up my own strength, you know, make gee,
I'd have had these pancakes cooking before now, and I ran into a little
trouble with the batter, ran into trouble with the battery. You look like
you just ran into the batter. Indeed, why it'll take you and now
to scrape yourself off, deary yes you, Oh that's nothing, kiddo,
that's just normal splash eage for me, some cook pill stuff. But when
I get to work, I splash if he im gee, Molly, anybody
homes doctor gamble, I'm here doctor, Oh hello Molly, and oh no,
yep, And whatever you're winding up to say, that's so, it's
already been said. Go set down and shut up. I won't make a
comment. Good. I can well imagine as I look at you standing there
with big blobbs of white gunk in your hair, all down your front,
and your eyebrows starring a batch of gue that's toothache for wallpaper paste and too
thin for plaster. That you must already have been described by your friends as
looking like everything from a paper hanger after a two bucket fall off a scaffold
to a pearl button diver in a starch factory. So I will refrain,
thank you, doctor. What is it? Molly Pancakes? Doctor, he's
fixing me breakfast in bed, breakfast at this hour. The hour is a
little indefinite doctor. In fact, six hours have gone by since he started
this little project. We refer to it around here as operating And hey,
Molly, we won't belong naca. See look at that battery ready to go.
Why don't you go with it? Look, I'll take Molly out and
buy some breakfas. Then, oh, sir, you just got right back
up to bed now, kid, Why these little while this little drama goes
on to a happy ending, Next time the curtain goes up, it'll find
you sitting up in bed, smacking your lips and saying, McGee, you're
wonderful. Well, I guess I can climb those stairs again. Sure,
slowly, but if it takes over twenty minutes, smaller, bring me up
a sharp knife and some salt and pepper. What that moose heading? The
gifts through most juicier every time I can, no, this is it?
It? Turn on the gas there, boy, gladly, No, no,
no, no, under the skillet, lemonhead, knock the up and
oh excuse me, I thought you wanted to stick your head in it?
Uh? Personally, if I were you, Oh and my stuffed Well,
how about it you finally admit I know how to cook hotcakes? More syrup?
Another shock age, Paddy, stop out of your head and say something,
will you? Oh Magee, you're wonderful. Those hotcakes and you ought
to know Varyl Belly, you must say three dozen of'em? They I
send sationals. Yeah, I hope I can get up from this table.
Ooh, who cause, I recall my office. And hey, what about
Molly? Molly, Oh my, oh my gosh, I almost forgot her.
Oh well, they're still funny. Left for her. I'll run upstairs
with an afkin of some silver. I'll pop her up in dead and get
her all ready, and you pick us right? Why does she like on
her pancakes? Honey, they're up, sweetie, she already. Hey,
she's sleeping like a baby duck, poor kid. I don't have the heart
to wake her. No, well, no use wasting all these pancakes.
I should say, not say there's one for me, one for me,
one for me, one for me, two for me. Never and Molly
return in a moment. You know, no matter how gray the world looks,
when you get up in the morning, it's almost like seeing the sunshine
to see a stack of golden brown pancakes on your plate at the breakfast table.
And you know something. With pet milk and you're a favorite pancake mix
you can make the most delicious pancakes that ever made. A husband say yes,
just follow the directions on the pancake package, and instead of ordinary milk,
use pet milk mixed with an equal amount of water. Oh boy,
what a difference, and no wonder pet milk, Remember, is sweet country
milk with more than half the water taken out. So when you mix pet
milk with an equal amount of water, you're bound to have good rich milk,
even richer than ordinary bottle milk. And of course that extra rich pet
milk makes those pancakes extra good. How about pancakes for breakfast tomorrow, extra
good pancakes made the pet milk way. I'm sorry you didn't get any pancakes
kittle, but I guess the sleep gun you more good. Well, how
are they? Oh, my gosh, wonderful? I am doc at forty
one of them. Forty one a piece, that is, do says I'm
great. Cook gave me a BS degree when he finished seatons a BS degree
Bachelor's Science by carbon of Soda. Good Night, good Night Off the first
Evaporated Milk. Tet Milk brings You, Filmer mcgame, Mollie's Quick at this
Time. Be with us again next Tuesday Night, won't You. It isn't
always the price tag that determines the value of a gift. Sometimes one that
has cost the least means the most. As one Bride to Be discovers in
the Story of the Week next Saturday morning on tet Milk's Marry Lee Taylor Program,
don't miss this true to life story, and don't miss Mary Lee Taylor's
special husband tested recipe for Golden Potato Soup, a soup that's almost a meal
in itself. Remember for this double feature program. Tune into your NBC station
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