On location and driven by Victor Chrystler. Dot's Chee Brown. It's Billified the
Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome from the BUILDO Party. I'm
so excited. That's right, Chris is here. She's got all the toys,
Rachelle Rish, did I say it? Getting wrong? I said I
said it again? Wrong, wrong again. My heart's been orations excited for
tonight. Really yeah? Why is that? Because I'm going to get some
We'll get some toys or get some both. My god, you gotta smile
on your face. So you got something up to her already. I might
be sitting on a ball plug. You don't know, possible. It is
possible, you have no idea. Or I might have that magic cream on
my balls, you know. Right, Wait a second, so Sherissa,
you have to lean right into that microphone. I was going to ask,
do you know where the mail G spot is? The mail G spot?
It's usually like around the prostate, right, yeah, in the genus.
Yeah, you're supposed to go through the I couldn't there. Yeah, I
know there's a lot of ship packed in there. You can't get it.
But like that, that would be one of those things where I would hope
she's on the nail bier if she decided to throw something out. You know
what I'm saying. You understand what I'm saying. You hear what I'm saying,
Sarissa, hold on, I totally am completely interrupting this. I know
someone I swear to God who ended up in the emergency room because she was
having an affair around her husband. The guy was fingerbanging her and his truck
and sliced up her inside with his finger with his finger. Mother your nails,
yeah, man, go get a man a cure. Wow? Cut
her up inside? La her inside inside? Real? Wow? Yeah,
Wolverine. Wow. Yeah, it's actually that in the affair. Did her
husband find out because it completely ended the affair? Yes? It was also
her neighbor that she was sucking. So wow, these are nice people you
have? Are they coming here? She's now back with her ex husband.
What do you mean your split? Yeah, they're one of the couples split
had an she had her own apartment and then they ended up getting back together.
Yeah. Sometimes that's you just need to figure that out, right,
that that that's the person that he doesn't cut up your inside. Yeah.
Yeah, that's why every guy should keep a nail file nearby. No,
seriously, man, like I cut my nails, I trim him and then
I and then I file them. And it sounds gay, but I don't
need to be at least the pointer in the middle. Absolutely, yeah,
yeah, going for the oh yeah yeah, yea, yeah, I know.
The pinky. Isn't the index figure the cocaine. Now, you're supposed
to have the long now, No, that's the pinky. That's the pinky
if you're doing cocaine. But I clearly that's very good. That's good.
So this is exciting because everybody's like waiting and talking about this, and it's
got a little buzz about it and all. And I've never been to one
of these parties, and you're very comfortable getting up and just talking about all
these things. Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. This is what
you do. Did your Have you ever had your mom at one of these,
because Laura's mom and her aunts are coming. My mom sold pier Romance
on my team for at best she did. Yeah. Yeah. And now
I'm going to ask a personal question. Is Dad's still in the picture?
Is he alive? Is he he's alive? Divorce the divorced, Yeah,
my dad. So we sell other products, right besides sex twice so one
of them is like a muscle rub CBD. So I'll tell you what that
CBD stuff is. I don't know what you sell. I got a CBD
butter and I have like a hip issue. It works great, it's amazing.
It really is good. The whole family, the whole family. Yeah,
and mom's using other stuff. I don't know, weird because I didn't
realize this. And I said last night on the podcast, would we judge
people by what they're buying? Well, yeah, anything, it's going to
be private, so you go, I want to share what they bought.
Absolutely, that's up to them. Won't hear it from me? Right?
And in that kind of cool like you know, I know you hold the
secrets. Yes, you were like you know a lotus Morisset when she wrote
you want to know you know who it's about, you know what they got?
They were last night over under how much I spend tonight? Yeah,
what did you say? I was putting it at one fifty. I mean,
well, so oh that's nothing. But okay, but as my host
says, she's going to get free products, he's going to get discount Wow.
Look, so wait, while you're here, how do people get a
hold of you if they want to have their own party? Let's make that
happen, all right. So I'm on facebooks on Facebook, Jarissa Kataya.
H Yes, I have a website page. I have a Lady's Only pure
romance group on Facebook with over a thousand people in there. Okay, I
mean my name's out there, but we can post the link so people can
contact me or go to my website. All right, And so they do
it all through Facebook the face Yeah, I think we found it. I
just googled sex toys parties and you came yes, And I'm glad we called
you. So people can order directly through me, I do. I'm a
distributor, so I carry inventory on hand. I can also place orders for
people and for parties. But then they can also shop my website and corporate
ships it to them if they order through me. I ship directly, okay,
discreetly. I don't draw decks on the package, nothing like that unless
they want me to insert here, unless they want me to. Housewife is
like sitting there waiting for her package, like I always show people, you
know, I don't want, don't want their kids opening their packs. No
one's gone, do they show? I'm in my mind. I don't know
why I'm seeing this Christmas wrapping paper with penises on it and bows and the
Santa has you can find anything. I think pure romance should probably sell.
That would be a nice So I like the discreete portion of that, so
that somebody can not have to know and I have to share not be embarrassed.
Yeah, and you're human, right, the stuff is there to enhance
your life. Saying that we can do a link through bilify for people who
listen, and we could come on afterwards and talk about what products we think
are the best. I think maybe the listeners would be like, hey,
I'd like to spread out some of the segments tonight, like, you know,
take a little break in between, because I think that where we were
going to try to guess judge you by what you bought. You said you
you would come on and then and then we need to talk to your mom.
You guys can judge by what's upstairs and the drawers already. Oh my
god, it sounds like you get an army up there. Lord, what
are you doing? So? What a single for a long time? What
is the biggest seller for you. I mean we talked before. Yeah,
my shave cream, the shave cream. Yeah, it's my Kucci. It's
called my Couchie. Yeah. People rave about my Kuchie. They'll like shress.
I love your KOUCHI. Your Cucci is so soft. More of it.
I need more your Gucci. Yeah, that's gonna sound great. Hopefully
your husband doesn't listen to on any of these phone calls at all because you
might get the wrong idea. I don't know that's possible. Yeah, it's
our conditioning shave cream. When did they start allowing men to attend the parties?
Oh, just within the last few months. Okay, we switched to
a direct sales like omniforce, and men are allowed to be at parties.
Now. We basically we run our own business, right, We keep in
mind like the values of corporate sure, the integrity of the business, a
lot of it. You know, men can get a little lesson by being
at a party. Why why didn't they let men come in? I mean
it seems like it's an no brainer that you could go together as a couple.
It's for the safety of women, to make them comfortable. One in
four women have been sexually abused in their life. So not everyone is comfortable
having a man in the room party. Yeah. Yeah, I do feel
that way. But it's also because of it. It's been so stigmatized that
one of my friends who's out of town, she actually was trying to tell
her husband like, you should go, like and he didn't, honey,
seriously, you should go because we could use it for the wrong I wouldn't
follow that. Women walking in like, you know, it's gonna be a
fun night. It's you're gonna learn some things and you're gonna walk away.
On a second, what are you gonna what are you gonna learn? Like,
I don't know, I'm not okay, stay tuned where the male juice
spot is. I didn't know where the male ju spot was. You know
how I knew that I had a gay ball at you said to me,
you have not had an orgasm until you've had your prostate massage. That won't
happen because I had to have my prostate checked by the doctor. I had
to bend over the table and I went God damn. And then here's the
bad part. I'm gonna tell the story. This is bad. I wore
khaki pants and that guy used a lot of lube and I had the order
sized lube that fell out leaked through my mouth, and I go, I
don't know how any late never mind, but you know what, I don't
do that right. No, But this was like he used whatever vas and
whatever it wasn't he pushed me. But and then it came. And then
later on I was like, oh my god, and I had to go
home and change. I was all embarrassed. And then I thought, this
is what happens to ladies when it's like, what do you go to the
dentist? Yeah, exactly, kind a tooth pitte you want to. I
remember once I worked for a woman and I overheard her talk about she and
her boyfriend, yeah, and how she was sitting in a meeting the next
day, and it all like discharged out of yeah. And I was like,
oh my god, I never want to listen and on the boss again.
I just it was it like luber to all the goodness that it was
the man? Was it like was it like a noise? I have no
idea. I would assume it was like a giant swamp bubble, but I
don't know. I don't know. I would assume it was probably. I'm
sorry, see how nasty and child there's a bunch of twelve year old that
I'm here, right, I'm here to educate about the actual wellness women inside
it. I like the term sexual wellness, yeah, because I think that
there's why. I think we live in a country that's very uptight and we're
prudish, right, and we don't we're not pretty open about things. I
think even I think my brother told me that when he was studying over in
Europe, there was a bunch of other Europeans in England and there was people
from you know, students from around Europe, and one girl was trying to
hit on them and go it would be like and he's like, nah,
I really don't. She's like, it would be mutual masturbation. Well just
think of it that way. And he's like, he's like, this was
the only time. He goes. I just knew in my I'll never have
the opportunity to turn a woman down again. So I did. But the
way she said it, I go, yeah, just think of it as
mutual masturbation. That's what she said. You know, we're just helping each
other out. And I was like, wow, we really got a different
idea in America that doesn't really fly. Orgasms help with so many things.
Yes, health wise, Yeah, it helps with anxiety, depression, pain.
It just puts you in a better mood. I mean it helps you
burn calories. Wait, the best way to start the dead. Yes,
it keeps everything nice and tight. Yeah, I can can. Ye,
that's especially for the guy. Do you know how many times a week you're
supposed to orgasm? I thought, well for women, for women closest to
the Okay, I'm going to say four. You're close, Yeah, four
to five times a week? Five times? Yeah, it was like three.
That's for your mental releases endor out by sday morning, eleven o'clock.
Now, what if you have back to back orgasms? I mean you go,
girl like, I don't know, did that count as one? Like
if it's in one session but you orgasm three times, I mean you're probably
in a really good mood. Yeah, there you go. It's great for
your vaginal health and your mental health. Right, Okay, Now I won't
ask this one. Well, come on, Bill, sometimes are there things
to fight odor for men as well? By the way, I'm just saying,
like, yeah, that is that is that unhealthy? Like sometimes so
I didn't. Yes, it cleans itself. Yeah, so I know you
guys were talking about cleaning lean right into that and the yeah right, oh
you also have how many times it can make it worse? We have natural
bacteria, right so yeah, yeah, everything cleans itself. But the main
thing that women end up like stinky or sticky, not feeling so fresh is
the pH is off. Okay, it's like your pool. Yeah you know
what I mean. I mean I got to test my pool every days.
Bad. Anything that touches the vagina throws off the pH. So you want
to use something that's wait, what if it's the guy also? Yeah,
if it's men, does I mean panties do? Yeah? Certain? Well
what swim suits? Bar soap is the worst? The rock Coast is Coast
good for it? I like Coast. We sell a pH balance body wash.
A lot of women are really sensitive anyways, right, so use anything
that's pH balanced and it helps, you know, keep you nice in fresh
ru nice and Fred, where did you learn about all this? Just so
we have to take a sexual wellness certification course? Okay, So that's our
newest, our newest from corporate like the offer it to us. We have
access to college courses for sexual education, tons of trainings online in person.
So I mean, if it's something you're into, you you just learn about
it and share it with other people. My favorite part is a lot of
people don't know a lot. It's not talked about a lot, Like you
said, right, Like the high stigma is a lot of moms aren't open
with their kids about it. Friends aren't open with each other about it.
So I'm gonna say, Laura, Okay, ready true? Is it Western
where all the horse lives? What you can say? Well, listen where
I went to college, fre Donia. I lived with a bunch of single
girls and we all went in our first like vibrators together. My friend did
not know how to mesh a rate. You know, she was sophomore in
college. Never hit on one. She put it on the floor and got
on top of it. Now she literally came out like later on in the
day and she's like, guys, that really hurt. And it's just like
I think, like you do you need to educate yourself. She will be
here tonight. I'll point her out. I like knowing that, Yeah,
what do you say to that? Okay, you don't know how sometimes you
need to put her in a seat right up front so she could pay the
attention. Yeah right, I'll point her out, I'll tell you. But
now I'm sure she's figured it out. She's got some more life experience and
all that. Yeah, yeah, how weird was that come out with a
world? I feel like my sister jokes, motorcycle after twelve months actually active
and it can be educational? Yeah? Absolutely, yeah. I mean everyone
has to be eighteen and over to go to a pure romance party. Are
there any men that would and I'm sure the answers no, but would be
selling or running their own It's just women still unless she identified a female.
But I don't think what was the movie? What was the movie? Was
it old school? Where it wasn't it? Andy was a blowjob? Yes?
I think Andy in that movie identified as a woman. Yeah yeah,
I mean that's raggedy. That was a very fun You should put that on
the TV. As where as you're doing the thing. Yeah, so what
explain the party for people who wouldn't know you demonstrate? Certain When I say
demonstrations, let's let me let me let me back that off, because that
sounded way wrong. She bring what I meant my phone that's not what I
at all. Yeah, you shouldn't have going This is great, Yes,
I want that roll the back of head. I bring my top selling product,
you know, my favorites, my client's favorites, the company's top sellers,
and I, you know, talk about each one and what it does
for you. It's a it's a fast paced We're not here for three hours.
It'll get boring if we did that. I start mild to wild,
so I don't shock anybody. I'll start with the bath and the beauty,
and I'll move along to some fore play, and then we'll get into the
toys, and then at the end of the party. You know, back
into the party is the back door. So the party is the back door.
Yeah, yeah, where the swing fit in. Yeah, we sell
sex wing, you do, Yeah, I would be afraid. I just
they hold three hundred and fifty four hundred pounds. So jesus, what are
you trying to say about me? No girls can sit on them now.
I have talked that. My most shocking thing was a bigger couple client of
mine that I found a sexwing in the man's office and I was like,
and the guy was like, altered though, I mean big dude. Yeah
big one time, I was might help him seriously, without trying to be
funny or rude. It might help them in certain positions. Yeah, seapep
machines. It's like this, she's getting having sexually darned Vader. Yeah,
he's gonna say one of those what are they they? I don't even know
what Star Wars helps you, you know, get into different positions and uh,
try new things. Okay, take me take me to the back door,
so to speak. Uh, you know it's back door becoming more popular
now. I mean, I don't know it when out of style, but
okay, I don't know that it every went out of style either, but
I do. I always thought this, and it sounds weird, but I
thought porn set some trends in the sexu world. Porn, I know it's
not real, but what I'm what I'm gonna say is like, uh,
you used to have big bush. Then there was like narrow, then there
was like you know, the bare floor kind of thing, and that it
seemed to be sort of dictated by porn what became popular. And then I
even wonder sometimes with some of the sexual positions and things. And I think
for guys to your point where it's not real. I think it's the way
a lot of young men learn. I always joke now that you know,
where's the next era Clapton coming from? No kids sitting in his room playing
guitar. They're sitting in the room looking at this and jerking off. I
tell fucking Carl, you know what I'm saying, right, But you're gonna
go to all of a sudden, like you know, the kid needs ANEE
replacement because a cartilage is coming out of his dick and then there's nothing left.
And my point is that, uh, I think though, that it
gives you a false interpretation of what sex is and what's real, and that
I mean, but when you're a young guy and you're not and we live
in a society where you're not going to really talk about it with mom or
dad, I think you get the wrong idea. And I think that you
know, all of a sudden, you see some anal sex and so you
decide, well, hey, let me flip you upside down and rotate you
like you're a rotissary, you know, a pig on a spit out of
fire in the backyard. I don't understand with any kind of backdoor play.
You want to make sure he's in proper lubrication, right always, that is
not Lub's seen the Yeah, oh my god, I watched the entire Hawktua
thing, the attire. It is like a four minute video that sort of
gave it, and I go, well, i'll tell you this. I
don't want to. I don't She didn't though that turned out to be false.
She they thought so, I think she didn't. She was. She
is a second grade teacher. She's twenty two years old. It feels unfair
to fire her. You're talking about she's out with well, she's out with
girlfriends in Nashville. They're talking, but the right a bunch of drinks.
You stick a mic in her face and there's you know, the other girl
actually talked more than her, but we don't see it. But man,
that hawk too. I go, god, damn, the one is There's
only one person I want to interview, and that's her father. That's it.
That's the only one I want to know, because I'm telling you,
every guy that works with him, I mean, you're just walking. I
would be walking behind him and go to I mean, that would be it.
Consciously, it could be terrible terrible, but which funny. She seems
like I would hang out with her. That's my vibe. When she was
like one way to get over or get guys get on, I was like,
any I saw that? Yeah, yeah, so proper lubrication. You
know there's positions, better positions for women versus you know, oops, wrong
hole, that's when they're going to try to do it. Yeah, you
know, bend over, doggie sid you know it's not very comfortable for women.
We don't yuck someone else is young. Everyone likes something different. I
like that. I like that saying, don't yuck somebody else is young.
Add that to your coaster. Yeah, I like that. That's another saying
I'm gonna say. May I use that absolutely. I will always give you
credit for Rissa. I will give you credit that. Do you have sons
I have? I have a son and he's going to be eight, and
I have a step son who's gonna be thirty. Whoa I know old Okay?
Has your step son of a comes to the sex stoy party. He
lived with us for a little while, so you know, when I would
do my lives, he was right there. Did you start a couple?
He ordered out his credit card number by now, did you talk to him
about these types of things, because it's tough. I mean, if he
wants, yeah, I just I probably open. I'm a very open person
with my kids. Even my husband's like, we don't My daughter is gonna
be eleven and we don't even talk about them, like we sure do you
know? This is the things that's going on right now in society. In
society, and I hear it from someone that's educated, verus hearing it from
their friends and getting the wrong information, then I'm all about it. I
remember the old Happy Days episode where a girl thought she was pregnant because she
made out the bikini in the backseat of a car. You know what I'm
saying, Like, like, the kids heads will like explode with with misinformation,
and I think that that's a real way to build self esteem and keep
them Like we we hear about the evils of of social media, I go,
you're never putting that genie back in the bottle. The only thing you
can do is talk to your kids, educate your kids, be open with
your kids, and hopefully they're going to make the right choices and know what
to stay with. And well, no one's bullshit and but the talk is
not always easy. No, it's not. And especially I my friends are
like, you're the perfect one. You are right, because there's been things
brought out for my daughter. People should hire you to come. I'm not
ready for this, you know, but I mean people should hire you just
for that. You should have like a bunch of you know, twelve and
thirteen year old. My oldest son is nine and literally on his birthday this
year, he got his first boner and he sat there instead of how do
you know? Did you like, do you help blow it out? Told
you'll tell you. He had never addressed it, and he was like,
mom, look at my penis. And he didn't know why. He was
so like perplexed. And so he's looking around at me and my mom was
here and Joe and Joe text me from across the couch. He's like,
can I explain it to him? And so he literally like that's nice to
Joe, that's nice, Like what a boner is like the blood? Yeah,
and he's just like stepping into that all right, yeah yeah, because
it was so funny. I mean, it's so I've said to my daughter,
like there's certain things that we will talk about, but then there's certain
things that is for adults or you know, older girls like I, I've
already educated about what her body does, you know, com puberty time,
stuff like that. She you know, all the kids on the bus were
saying sex was kissing. Yeah right, right right, I'm saying right,
you know, so out of the group, he may be one that knows
everything. I think. I just saw a comedian, to your point,
female comedian talk about how she got her first period and she didn't know what
was happening. And she was at like a Christian camp and she had her
bathing shoot on and somebody said, oh, you need this, this is
a tampon, and they didn't tell her how to do, and she left
the applicator in and she was then she went swimming and there was like blood
in the water all and she got up and she's like, oh my god,
what what she put it in? He wrass? Like she admits that
she put it in her ass with the applicator. And the only reason I
say that is because, like the point is that no one told this poor
young girl. And so now when you become strong enough that you can talk
about this and we can all laugh at it and talk about our inexperience and
it's a human condition. But when you're eleven or twelve or thirteen or whatever
age are, it is not easy to do. Not easy to do.
My second period ever was on a cruise and my aunt had to tell me
how to insert a tampa because we were in the ocean, and I was
like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of sharks were
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a moment, we'll get ready for the party. Maybe we'll do one more
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July sixth, big party, Yeah, house, big party. Yeah,
all right, very good. Well to be sex toys. I mean right,
you know what. I had a groage sale recently, and I asked
if I could put a table out. You think that's appropriate? Had a
grad sale? Oh you why not? I didn't do it, but you
could clean out someone's garage. So speak shit. You know what I'm saying,
George Michael, I want your sex. Were at Laura's house for the
buildo party as we're calling it, but it's the pure romance party. Yeah.
And uh, Laura's brother in law sat down. He already has to
blindfold on. But you didn't know what you were coming to. Is his
name Paul? Is your name Paul? Yes, I'm sorry, Paul,
I'm Bill. So Paul, you didn't know what you were coming to?
No idea. Why do you think your wife wouldn't tell you? I thought
my sister in law, Laura was pregnant. Actually last that was that was
That was the joke. Absolutely, Oh my god, he's pregnant for sure.
It's the second Way party and a birthing announcement. Okay, Actually more
excited about yes, So why do you your wife wouldn't tell you. I
didn't. I didn't understand, Like, did she think you'd be uptight or
no? No, yeah, I'd be very excited about it. Oh I
got you. Well, I just hope I've had enough money. Okay,
I take credit, major credit, all major credit cards. Don't worry,
Devin credit, whatever it is, we got it all tell all right,
So here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna get blindfolded. You already have
your blindfold on. We're going to taste some lubes and then what do we
have to do the flavor? How are we going to do this? Are
you spraining on our fingers? On your finger? Okay? Yeah? But
do you see that? A hope it's not no, you know what that
is. It's a piece of glass that I never had taken out. Yeah,
but it's there. It looks weird. I would actually prefer you put
it in my mouth. Just squirt it right in there. Yeah, yeah,
with your finger, your finger and put in my mouth. Where's your
wife that we're going to need security over here? You know what's happening here
about my husband? Paul? You did know it's only a finger all right,
So hang on, I gotta put the the blindfold on. I have
pink fuzzy blindfold on. Okay, all right, here we go. I'm
going to give you each a different flavor for this one, okay for the
first one. Now these are these? Are are they loop? Yeah?
This is it's called just like me. It's our water based loob. So
it feels like women's own natural lubrication. Yeah, baby, And it's pH
balance right, so pH balance there. Yeah, h might I don't even
say vanilla. I mean I mean or almond. Now keep going. It's
a sweet one. It's a sweet one. Do you try it again?
Yeah? I was gonna say chocolate, but it tasted more vanilla to me.
Give him more? Maybe holden decrepit? I don't know. I thought
it was like an omedy. All right, let's try paullye, give me
your polly. What do you say, Oh, PAULI hasn't gone yet?
All right, I'm saying almend like it? Oh hold on, excuse me?
M M what do you think here? Is this? Are? Okay?
Paulie needs more as well. He's a real quick to cleanse his palate.
These are now now, and these are things that you can buy yeah
at the apartment, okay, oriented raspberries. Oh you were close. Yours
is watermelon watermel yeah, Polly's watermelon yeah, and bells with sugar, glazed
donut, Yeah, blazed donut yeah, fat ass? I like the I
like the glazed donut. Yeah. Face. Do you want to try the
watermelon? Yeah, I'll try the way sweat can I can I have the
glaze don't of course? Yeah, I'll use a different finger. There you
go. Oh yeah, And I can taste the watermelon glaze, don't you
the watermelon taste. I would have never gotten the glazed donut. I just
wouldn't have That's it. I just never would have the the the the watermelon
is a little refreshing. Yeah, like you know, you want to go
in there for more now. Once in a while, when I eat a
watermelon, maybe out of habit, I just start spitting pits. But there's
none there that would be kind of growth. The fun part about this lubrication
is it's a water based loube right, So it actually is a rewetting action.
So what does that mean? Right? So women can use it vaginally.
You can use it with a toy. It's safe to use with a
latex condom. But because it's water based, you're not going to use any
like anal or anything. Wait, so it's fun for the kids to Wait,
why can't you use anal water based? Because it's gonna soak in,
it's not gonna it's not gonna stay really slippery like anal. You want a
thick, creamy lube or a silicone based loop, a water based lube.
Right when this one starts to dry out a little, any kind of rewetting
action is going to get it slippery again. So lick your finger. Both
you lick your finger and rub your fingers together and feel how slippery it is
again. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what happens baby slip and slot.
Yes, so maybe tell your partner they gotta lick it before they stick it.
I'll now, do you sell waterproof sheets as well? No, but
we do have a spray that drives up wet spots instantly. Oh wait,
yeah, it's called baby power. No, it's called between the sheets.
Nobody in the wet spot for older people of the little incontinent at night.
That's nice to know no longer needed diapers. Wow, all right, the
next one, you guys are both gonna taste the same. This is one
of my most popular selling lubes. Okay, it's really good. It makes
sure you give me enough. There you go, taste it. This one's
a thick, creamy lube. So this one can be used for analaginal.
This is for tongue darts for it's for butt. Lube's sugary. Yeah,
it's sugary too. It's got a sweet taste to it, and I can
use that for the butt. Yeah. Oh, you could eat a mouthful
of shit and not tasted. All these are gluten free, sugar Free's approved.
There's no point at that point. If you see me eating little,
don't judge, right, all right, yeah exactly. Sometimes a Hallmark movie
on a Saturday night, I just like to go to that bottle of loop.
I don't know anymore, Yeah, a little bit more, all right.
I have a gasp, but I'm gonna I like how flick it is
in my mouth. It reminds me of buck cream. It tastes like like
a sugar cookie. You're very close. Yeah, I'm gonna say vanilla cake.
Yeah, vanilla cupcake, vanilla cupcakes. He's just like dessert, right,
Yes, it does. As soon as you mentioned buck cream. I
knew I was gonna get it. I'm a professional. So this one is
actually really popular with the ladies, right, so giving oral favors, nobody
texts. Nobody likes to taste the plain penis with a side of sweaty balls.
Right, so flavored up, you get the job done? Quicker I
heard as. You can use it for oral flavoring, you can lick it
off, your partner can use it with toys. Yeah, damn, yeah,
that's good. Is there a more? Or was it right? Now?
Okay, you may take off your blindfolds. All right, it's a
whole different world there. That was wonderful. Yes, that was I like
the episode just knocked the camera. That's uh, I guess I never thought.
Do they still sell like the edible panties and things like that? Don't?
That's like novelty. It is a novelty, right, but this is
star on Mount Red right? Yeah, you know what I mean? But
who wants that? It's like a fruit roll up? It's terrible. It's
not good teeth. Yes, oh my god, you don't want to smile
after that. No, that's good. Oh sorry, this is a piece
of excuse me, that's that's come out of church and something. I don't
know. So when you started your day to day, Paul, did you
have any idea that you would I mean, this was never even in your
thought process that you'd be at a sex toy party by the end of the
day. Well, I mean that's that's you're taking tomorrow off now too.
It depends what I go home with. Yeah, you might need to for
Noah cream. Yeah, we have it in strawberry cheesecake. I won't I
want to ask where you work, But what do you do? I do
a heating and air conditioning Okay, make people comfortable, Yes, you do
the comfortable. She makes them comfortable, to heat them up. She makes
him sweat. You were going down all right, it's a good it's a
good combo there. I think we can get a whole thing. Yeah,
you know, whatever's happening over there, that's very interesting. So these different
loops very popular, I would yeah, because so this, just like me,
is really popular, right because it's like I said, it feels like
a woman's own natural lubrication is not sticky. It's not gonna it's not going
to drip down your leg when you're done, right, you know, we
talked about. That's not going to happen with that, gotcha. Yep.
So tell me about this automatic drying wet spot stuff. I've never heard of
shit between the sheets, right, it's our magic spray. It soakscept wet
spots on the sheets. It makes sure sheets feel like silky sad really,
yeah, you can, you know, deodorize them. You can spray your
linen, but most importantly, nobody wants to sleep in the wet spots.
So when you're done, you got that. Actually, I actually like you
enjoy it. You could use it on your last trip down the lake.
The better Yeah, the wetter the better. Well, you know you did
a good job, right, The wetter the better. At least it's almost
like a badge. It's letting you know it's an achievement. It's an achievement.
You just hold like arm's length away and it dries it up. Wow.
Yeah, who knew this technology? Boy? The world we live in
in twenty twenty four, I mean yeah, I mean who I thought the
iPhone was amazing, but this may really really betwe sheets me They take the
cake on that. Yeah, I know that we're getting close to we have
a household pize Okay. One of the cool things that you do is people
can win prizes. You sell them explain the raffle. One of them that
I love to do is the raffle. Right, I call it buster booty
for five dollars. I go around their buster booty with raffle tickets eight dollars.
I go around both. The bigger the better, right, we're them
for bigger. Here wants to be smaller. We're going to go for bigger
for this. And then that amount of raffle tickets get entered to win the
prize, and usually the prize vibrates, so it's a fun game. My
tickets had to go back down the party city and gets small out of tickets,
extra batteries. Well what are you going now? And I'll play a
couple of games throughout the party for more prizes. If you bring a friend
to the party that wasn't on the invite list, you get a prize all
polish home something for freezing man, Paul, you are not going to work
tomorrow, wouding. If you bring three shopping friends, then the person that
brought the friends gets a buzzing prize from me. It's above a yeah,
what's the buzzing, buzzing, and yeah, they do the same, but
it's just whatever I picked for them. Sometimes you need a little yeah slow,
oh yeah, I mean yeah. If someone doesn't like their price and
they didn't open it, they can in the shopping room turn it back in
for credit towards their order. Us. No, no, this is not
good. Will never know what someone's into. Well, that's true too,
that's right. You know some people like the smell of Do they sell anything
that would be close to the scent of sex? Which I know sounds ridiculously
so no, we I mean, the only thing we sell is stuff with
pheromones in it. So pheromones have your own natural scent. Right, so
we have peroomones induced products. Where do they work? Yes? They do?
You guys love me right now? Right we do. I'm wearing pheromone.
Yes, okay. So pheromones help you be may work in a better
mood. They help you feel more confident and attractive. They attract people to
you, not just want to hump your leg attracted to, but they like
the vibes you're putting off. It's the pheromones. Okay, yeah, so
we saw like a rollerball pheromone a lot of our our body oils have pheromones
in it. Our perfumes have pheromones in it. Wow, yeah, okay,
that's uh. I hear a lot about pheromones. And I've even seen
these ridiculous ads like on social media where women are like stripping over themselves to
get to some guy. Oh, come all the way before they started talking
about it, TikTok. I never thought I needed pheromones, but I might
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Now where are you going? Seventy stuff and the miner day. See guy
here, he knows Colley's at the wrong party. Yeah, so Jamie's here,
the whole family. You know what's funny is is Laura's mom here.
We'll have to get her on in the next segment. We women of all
ages. Well, I think it is Paulie. You may know is an
Sharon. She's in her eighties. Am I wrong? She's up there?
Yeah, yes, yes, Well Mick Jagger's still out playing. I went
to see him in Cleveland, so I guess you gotta go. I can
tell you sure, it's still parties. Still, I'm gonna say she's still
parties. I'll leave it in front of the microphone. She's a lot of
fun. I'm excited. I'm excited. Started. All right, Well,
we will get the party started. We will will take a moment and then
the party, and then we'll come back after the party. Yeah, we'll
do between. We can take a little break for them to get a retail
on their drink and that would be perfect in a snack. And then before
I move on to the toys, we can do that. Okay, all
right, So as we go mild to wild, yeah, mile to wild.
I like it. I like the idea. All right, we'll get
to all that coming up right after this. But I got to tell you
about BTV, wood Fire, Piach and grill in the mallic research Kevin,
if you I mean, after you have some of these toys, you're gonna
work up on app until you got to go over there and get the uh
something like the spinach, artichoke crunch rap phenomenal. That's great. We had
the Southwest chicken salad. That's one of my favorites. Lisa serves it for
lunch over at bTB. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I love it.
BTV is it's great for lunch. Once a week for lunch. Look at
you. That's phenomenal. I love hearing that. And then the Brussels Sprouts
which is another shareable. And if you want to go catch a baseball game,
they get over fifty TVs. You can catch all the games going on
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And they have a room that you can host it in and you need
to book that and you can do that at bTB rockbtbroc dot com a bTB
wood Fire, Peacha and Grill Pauly goes once a week for lunch. I
say, why not go there even on a date night. They have that
nice patio. It gets a little cool in the evening. They light up
the fire pitch. You go out there, you get yourself a mule,
and you sit back and you have a delicious cocktail and relax with your significant
other. And then you go home and you play with your toys exactly.
That's right. Play with your toys, belly, that's it exactly, and
then get looped up. Let me tell yourself that you're a pro. You
are a pro. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. That is almost demo
time, right, So we're doing demo time. Danam sixty nine. Wow,
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o whip it. Yes, I used to do a dance to this and
my friends had a jukebox in their basement when I was like ten years old.
I used to take my undershirt off and I would come out and do
a host and whip it Radio it is like radio radio, very similar to
radio. Did you ever do radio? And Sharon, I was in love
with the DJ? Well, I was at DJ for thirty years. Was
a radio station? You did? Which one college? Where did you go
to college? Saint Banadventure? St. Bonaventure? Up? Okay yeah,
wofm Okay, there you go. I worked at the station. What did
you do there? But I didn't do any of this ship? Oh you
do any of this ship? Well, you know what, here's a great
thing. Here's the great thing in Sharon, you can take on the internet
in a podcas you can say all the words on radio. You can't say
all the words, but you can say all the words. You can say
all the words. So we're at Laura's house. We had a yes,
okay, we were at Laura's house. And where it's Laura's and Sharon's here.
We went through the lubs that you can get different flavored lubes, loobs
that you could use at our waterproof or silicone and all those things. And
we'll get to the toys for the buildo party in just a bit. But
this is a nice crowd. You got a good group here. You did
all your crazy friends that cave I know, but you know the hoop chicks
are. Yes, they're very entertaining. But Aunt Sharon, I have to
say, so, you live in Denver, Colorado. Well, Denver,
so Colorado was always one of my I wanted to live there. I lived
in Park City, Utah for a few minutes. That was a pretty nice
it's a pretty nice place. And then I went over to uh to look
at the University of Boulder and I loved it. I loved Oh boy,
that is some beautiful, beautiful stuff over there to share. Because we've had
so much early spring rain. Everything is grain yeah, which is not always.
No, it's not because sometimes it gets really dry. You get a
lot of sunshine in there. Do you live in Denver proper or do you
live You do right in the city right behind Denver University. Okay, because
my sister my brother in law was a US District attorney out of Denver for
a little while and they lived. There's some park we used to go to
when I would go there, and the greatest thing was you smelled weed all
the time. And I went, this is like, well, here's the
weird thing. I'd grown up, not like ninety miles outside of Manhattan,
I would take the train down a lot in my later teen years, and
you would. I remember seeing guys smoking weed in right in front of cops
in Times Square and they weren't. There's a bigger shit going on, so
they're not stopping them. But the fact that it's legal, and it's legal
here now. But Denver seemed to do it right. New York State completely
screwed the boots on this by making it legal with no legal way to get
it right. You could possess it, but you couldn't buy it anywhere.
That was always the problem, and Denver seemed to do it right. It's
making the city or a lot of money. Yes, I'm sure it is.
I'll tell you my favorite Aunt Sharon's story. Oh wait, Aunt Sharon,
you're gonna be alright with this. How old did Aunt Sharon? See?
How old she was? Just a few minutes ago? You asked me
where I was? No, not where? I said, how old?
How old? I know? Did she? Seventy six? Seventy six?
Said that I'm seventy seventy six, ten months? In ten months, I
hear vegas and ten months and ten months. I'm sorry, seventy six and
ten months. So Aunt Sharon. Years ago, I went out to hike
in Colorado and I was pregnant and I get there and I'm staying with Aunt
Sharon with my ex husband, and Aunt Cherry goes, oh, Laura,
I made pop brownies for you, and I'm like, in care, I'm
pregnant. I can't eat pop brownies. And then she'd say Ethan, and
she's like, oohthan, you can have the pop brownies with me. Ethan
had sillyax. He was allergic to brownies, and she's like, oh,
okay, I'll just eat the pot brownies. Would never I would not do
anything like that. I did take them three blocks away to the local part.
Yes, yeah you did, she did. Did they pay you for
them? You know? No, No, I was pregnant. I couldnot
partake in any fun. I thought they ought to know what was going on
in Calwood. So you're ancharyon. You're as old as as my parents,
right like right up in that age. And so my mom has never done
any gummies or anything. And then she was up with my brother and she
did one and she got so high and my brother facetimed me and she's just
laughing and laughing and laughing and then my father, I don't think has ever
done any and he went do a dispensary he lives in Jersey and bought them,
but says he hasn't tried them. So I'm thinking I may have to
go down and visit them and we'll wanted to get I bought my mom's and
TC chocolates actually with Kevin one time, and I gave them to her and
to help her sleep, and she still hasn't taken them, okay. And
if I called her over right now, she'd be like, oh, I
should take them. You're saying with Mom, you should remind her so that
we should take the sleepy chocolates. Have you always been open to marijuana?
Like I was a piece of card volunteer and Kenya and we grow it,
Oh you did, and we have people that sold it to us. Yeah,
a quarter for us. Okay. So here's what I always wondered when
it came to marijuana. When I was a kid, they burned it in
my fourth grade classroom and said if you smell this, come find an adult.
And it was like the worst thing you could do. And I'm thinking,
now we hear all the medicinal reasons why to do it, but it
was always probably way better than alcohol, right, I mean, and I
think an alcohol ascolately. Yes, it is. Well, we didn't want
to let it in because alcohol was making people money. Money. Yeah,
it's all money. Yeah, it is money. That's absolutely true, it
is. Yeah. And then and the pop brownings were always a big thing
because I grew up down near Woodstock and there was I remember smoking a joint
at a graduation party with my friend's mom, one of my favorite things.
And but I was always told, this is a teacher of mine said,
don't smoke a joint because it's burned so hot it could melt the soldering on
a roach clip. That you're better off doing a water bomb or eating it.
And at the time, this would be the late eighties, there weren't
many edibles. I'm a huge fan of edibles. And by the way,
I rubbed some kind of cream on my nipple and it's like feeling I got
so good. What was the name of it is it called? Ask your
wife what it was called? Well, your tink? Oh my god,
it'd be a whole band down there. So an Sharon are you Harry posits?
And Sharon has always been very vocal about her love of marijuana and the
benefits though, because I have anxiety, and I remember years and years ago
she flew home with THHD drops for me to put under my tongue to help
me when I would have my panic attacks. It's called oh. That cream
that I put on my nipples called oh oh unbelievable. Yes? Are now?
Are you were a nurse by Is that your trade? Yeah? See
I What was my your professional occupation? Your third occupation? What were your
other occupations? I was a truck driver for my chat. Shut up?
Really you could drive an eighteen wheeler? No, they like bock up trucks
with parts. But I went around a lot of places in New York State
and outside of it. Okay, delivering parts in my high school summers and
my college summer. Wow, look at a little money. Yeah, sure
that's great. So did you learn all about like it was going on Harry
Potters, break parts and all kinds of things. I did a lot of
Yeah. And it was before women got into trucks, right, And my
dad would always be really excited about the run, would go, he goes,
nobody can make the run like that, you know, And I'm like
Dad, I went to a high school kid in shorts and did they come
back and they see me in the door and they and they come up to
and they unload the park and they do it for you. That done and
done. It was before a lot of other women were out there. Yeah,
we're so sweet to me. What was the second profession? Then,
my second profession, I worked in a in a biochemistry lab okay, doing
cancer research, doing cancer research. Yeah, and then you became a nurse
after that, the cancer No that I that. I was a teacher okay,
in peace cord in a peace corn, Kenya. And we had a
lot of pot there, yes, brown there, okay. And when we
weren't teaching kids, we had a lot of parties. I'm sure it was
probably a bunch of young people. How old were you at the time that
you were in Kenyon? I turned thirty thirty. You were old. It
was an old one. Yeah, that's amazing, old man had all you
taught some young men, You young man a figure to come on in share
no lie to me, no lie to me, and shared I can tell.
And I had one of those bills were World Champions tea shirts. I
was one of my one of my notes in there was about three men in
a bed. That was you, and I thought you were going to be
the one who you saw more of vagina as the most man. I thought
it was. I thought you were going to say that you saw more of
vagina's the most man, because I was going to say you a lot of
babies, there's a lot of those, are true? Were you an o
I n nurse? I did. I helped delivered babies, lived in labor
and delivery. It was not a midwife, it was a delivery nurse.
Yes, and you delivered babies too, and so I did that for thirteen
years. Wow. But that was after being a teacher in Chiah, And
that was Did you really love the teaching you see? Say, I can
see you seem to light up when you talk about the teaching. I love
peace cards. Yes, I think that that kind of service is a really
important thing to do. I think it's a missing thing. A lot of
times, what everybody, or many people that are Peace Carps volunteers come back
and tell you is it was the best experience of their lives. Yeah,
and it was. Yeah, I can see that. I grew up Claire.
Yeah, I had a boyfriend that taught me how to how old was
your boyfriend? But you were thirty. Yes, I figured twenty three with
the young Ron the Cradle from Rob the Cradle. You'll train them. I
learned them from and Sharon. Yes, did you were you married? May
I ask a personal question? Were you married? No? Good? Never
never married? No, God bless you. There's more fun. Yes,
there is more fun. Yes, there is more fun. Yes. I
was telling them last night on the podcast. I was like, you,
guys, you will be so excited to meet my aunt Sharon. She let
people shave her head for her fiftieth birthday. She's let people pierce body parts,
like. She comes home with different color hairs at the time. Today
you have tinsel in your hair like yeah, yes, and Karen just lives.
Yeah. I think you will this fun, but you can always make
more fun. Well I think I agree, and you also give back.
Oh so like she was just in Uganda, very sweet, but you do
you were just in Uganda? Yeah? Yes, what were you doing in
Uganda helping get water to town. I'm trying to find that twenty three year
old I know I left somewhere now. Yeah, yeah, she was when
you were a Peace Corps volunteer. Ken you you had so many men asked
to marry you. I'm sure. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah did you
did you were there any No? They lost some money upon it. Now
I would ask like, here, here's I want to ask a question,
but it would be an odd question. Some I would assume. No,
but none of my friends will here of this, right, No, So
I would assume then that some of them were also Peace Corps volunteers, that
you were with, that that you dated other Peace Corps volunteers, or were
they people who were lived in Kenyon? Russian mobsters? She liked the Kenyon
No, she liked the Kenyans. No, I got it. They were
lovely to look at it. Yeah, where I got it from? Oh
my god. But the Englishmen were a lot of fun. Yes, I'm
sure they just tickled me. Yes, well, she's got a product for
that if you want. Tom. No, but I think that I know
what you're saying. They're a little more open and funny and free. There's
a freedom, right. Their accent alone just just makes you smile. Yes,
it does. Yeah, I agree. I can see where that would
be an attractive thing. So what made you join the Peace Corps? And
thirty is forgive me, it's not old right here I said at fifty two,
it isn't old, but it's old sort of for that when a lot
of the people over there were probably twenty two to twenty three that are joined
in Peace Corps. So Laura will tell you one of the wonderful things about
our family is that of one of the wonderful things my dad did for us
is to teach us the value of family. And we did everything together.
In fact, there was sometimes but it was difficult to have friends outside because
you had to be there a lot. And so I found myself interesting,
Well, you're really kind of a why soul are you no to find a
way to get friends beyond the circle of family? You join the Peace Corps
and you go and do some good work small. It was a transition that
happened over time. When you have a family with tugs and love and affection
and the joy of sports and playing together, you do love being with them.
And then but yeah, there's this this collect this connection that makes it
hard to leave, right, But yet on the outside of that, there's
so much more. Yeah, And so I started by first going to Buffalo,
Okay. Then I went to Boston. Then I went to San Francisco,
gotcha. Then went from your friends, right, you went to the
other side of the world. Literally we learned different things. Yes, you
do. I think it's amazing experience. That's a lot of wonderful experience.
You should write a book, have you thought? I mean, honestly,
like that sounds. I have one set of cousins that's not my immediate like
family and maybe a family. But every time I go there, they beg
me to write. I think you should. Family doesn't do that so much.
Noman really right, No one really says that, so does Aunt Sharon.
Now do you do you have a person in your life? Is there
a guy or anybody? No? Cats? Huh cats cats? I have
great cats, oh, my one. But you have a lot of energy,
like I would assume that there's some gentleman that would be very interesting you
have. Yeah, if you have any wilbrid blood in you, there's always
energy. Yes, but it's true. Yeah, right. Our family is
very lively, very lively, energetic fun. I love to go out and
get people together, have different groups. Yes, my mom does the same
thing. Different groups that I give with. I go to a food bank,
I work at a hospice. Yeah, yeah, like that's good to
me, So why not do right wonderful things back and it makes you feel
good, It enriches life. I think the person that when you I always
believe this, when you think good thoughts about somebody else, the beneficiary is
you. Right, when I think good thoughts of someone else, the beneficiary
is me. And I think that's an important thing to realize. Well,
you know what I love about you the most is that you I don't need
anybody. Oh you're very You're very good by yourself. Yes, well no
I don't no, no, no, no, no, no, you
do, but you do what you don't get that I did do that.
But you don't need anybody, you know what I'm saying. Like she's she's
always been independent. I think it's where I get it from. Like an
Taron and I are very much like in strong willed, strong opinion. We
will do we rub we want it, yeah, people the wrong way or
rub each other each other because we're similar where like Yeah, but we're both
like the most I would say of our entire Wilbert family, the most giving,
Like we want to do for others more than most of our family.
We go we go outside of our family more so. Yeah, social circles.
I think our family gives a lot, but we go further out.
Would you describe yourself as a hippie always on the edge, on the edge,
bohemian. Yeah, my mom more bohemian too. My mom is like
level three reiki. She goes to I have to go back to Dunbar to
learn. Yes, my mom is a level three Reiki. She also goes
Barred College, which is down in the Rhymeebeck area and used to be one
of the most expensive universities in the country to go to. Uh they do
adult classes. She does curriculum for them, and she teaches and she loves
all that stuff. Yeah, very similar energy. But Laura will tell you
when she is a little kid, I'd come home with crystals. Oh yeah,
she would do the chakras where she would like she would make you lie
down and she would do all the chakra points. Yeah, and like clear
the energy out of it. What do you think, Like, I'm a
big believer that all the world is energy. It's just energy and if you
and you can control it through your mind. We don't, and it's hard
and the human experience is tough. And that's why there's things like gummies that
can make us forget the things that we need to forget. Right, But
it's all energy, and it's about attracting the right energy. There's gotta be
another layer to it, because no, it's not it's it's right. But
I think it's all attraction. Attraction, attraction, like you have the power
to attract it all yourself if you if you tap in the right way.
Yeah. It has to do with what energy you keep with it. Exactly,
okay, exactly, it's where you're vibrating at, right. Do you
now? Do you like gummies today? Do I like gummies? No?
Edibles? You don't like animal? She took one. I can't tell I
can't tell anything else. What was it? What was Let me tell you
some Let me tell you something. A five could knock me on my could
like really a five milligram, I'm like, I got it. That's about
where I can go. I caught it in half, yes, so for
far. Yeah, but then I'll take the other hand. I Sharon did
the whole ten Look at this. You need some of that nipple cream.
Get her the nipple cream. Then I have the munchies later. Yes,
come on baby. We know Rocky Mountain High. That's the way we like
it. All right, we'll take a moment, we'll get back. We've
got a club shaw sh shure, Rissa show Risa. It's time to get
into the wild side. Rissa is going to get into the wild side.
And I can't wait. I've even seen people walking around with things. They
go, where does this go? It was incredibly soft. Yeah, well,
we were about to get there. In turn, will be wid eyes
on you as they're holding all the penetrative toys. That's right, Aunt Sharon.
We know, we know, seventy six years old and going strong for
like another two weeks. So maybe I can bring around to the podcas not
wonderful. All right, we will take a ball way and be back right
after these Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New York. I was just talking
to somebody about this place, just saying Tommy Burnett has one of these amazing
creative souls. Like he used to jump trains when he was a kid,
just for adventure. He would hop on train, pass it through Fairport and
ride it to wherever. Like this doesn't sound kind of exciting, don't do
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his wet co sign me up like I'm surprised as well play with disguise.
I want you to put that big mac chuck right in the Slytico VI made
me scream? By god, what is that song? And you guys do
all the words? I'm watching you a mouth them meet marry on anyone?
You did? You knew all the words? Oh to forget it? Why
we're not allowed to we're not allowed to say names? Or what does this
Christ we're protecting the innocent here, christ Christina, all the words you did?
All right? So we are wrapping up the Buildo Party while the Pure
Romance spend a night the Pure Romance Party. Has it not been entertaining tonight?
I think it's been a lot of I think it's been very entertaining.
And I want to know. I've been doing a set for about twenty five
thirty five minutes here. That's better than finger legs. Did Carrie? Did
your wife go in and buy anything yet? Are you gonna carry? You're
gonna buy anything? You said? We're good? Wait are people done buying?
Oh? No, all right, I gotta go in there buy.
Yeah, I got stuff. I got stuff, Jamie. Tonight, Jamie,
I might have everything. Jamie, No, you're a liar, because
I saw when a toy came around you were very very What was it called
the Ghostbuster over the Moon? I couldn't even remember it ghost I could.
It looked like a little Yeah, it looked like slimmer. But Jamie,
Jamie has uh I know your sister. Yeah, and she has helped out
the podcast. Actually yah, yeah, yeah she was yep, and she
helped me figure out some things on canva and different stuff like that on how
to do it. I didn't have any of this stuff. But you are,
can I say, like like a divorce mom? Right? You have
kids? Yeah? And you're dating? I'm dating, yes, And some
of the dating has been a little while dating is like, yeah, it's
like wild wild West out there, wild wild West. So talk to me
about that for a second, because are you allowed to say kind of what
happened currently with you? Or some guy doesn't seem to be emotionally regulated?
I don't know what it is. Is that Okay? Oh oh? Why
the ex is calling not me? Not me? The ex is calling you
because he heard you? Haven't heard you on the podcast? That? What's
the problem with this? All right? So what? No? I think
overall most people that are dating shouldn't be because they're emotionally unavailable. I would
emotionally unavailable. I would say the majority of people at our age yes dating.
Well I'm older than you, guys, But but why do you say
emotionally unvailable. That's a really intelligent thing to kind of pick up on.
I think I think that they people our age have just been through it,
like been through the wringer and have have been through a terrible marriage or whatever
it is, and they bring they're not healing, They're going to strade into
something else. Yeah, they're going on to these dams, right to the
horror phase. Define you would say, yeah, the horror phase. It's
what Stephanie said for guys. But I find that interesting because I always thought
I was amazed at the number of guys that would jump into a relationship immediately.
And I always thought that it was familiarity, Right, you knew this,
this is what you knew. You had somebody, a steady partner or
somebody who was there, and you get familiar with that, and so you
go for that again. And he may not be making the right choice.
I think you're picking the exact same person. Well say, okay, so
the saying would be something like, you know, uh, same story,
different players, exactly right, same story, different players. Yeah, So
okay, do you feel that way for yourself? No, I think I'm
emotionally aware like I have, you know, I'm I feel like I'm ready,
but I can immediately pick on someone, pick up on someone that's not.
Yeah, Christina, what's the matter over there? You get your hands
Christina, what's going on with let's say, what's happening, what's going on
over there? I heard stories about Christina like having a lot of fun throughout
the day. Christina, what do you want to know? She doesn't care
about emotionally available available, She just wants what's up? You just want to
have sex? She just wants to have sick Yeah, no emotion Are you
a nympho maniac? Because somebody said that you had a lot of sex?
Like did you have sex three times with three different people in the same day?
In my world, it's normal. In your world, it's too short
of a train what I know? But I mean, why, what do
you mean in your world that's normal? Like what do you are you?
Are you a sex worker? I don't think living in I like the people
like there's certain people. Do they know about each other? Yeah? They
do? Yeah? All right. You mentioned tagging out like literally buried women
don't have sex, right, and they are miserable? Yes, And I'm
like, hey, try this, try this out. And they actually are
the happiest thing of you is really So it's like non committal just right sex
that's all they want. That's all they want, noncommittal sex exactly. Yeah,
and wow, So are you you starting like a club or something.
Are you the president of the club? Is that how it goes? Listen,
Now, what happens to you? No string? No strings? Right?
But what happens if you get emotional? What if you really like one
of the guys? You don't let yourself go there, you don't let yourself
go that far. But what if there's one guy that you really go God,
damn, No, there's no guys like that. There's no mess.
There hasn't been never never. Is that just in your head? Or do
you think you just haven't found the right one? She has found the right
one? Has you see? Jamie? What about the us? Did you
think he was the one? No? No, he's not. We're both
not emotionally there. Yeah, but I mean, so where do you find
these guys? You just like apps? That's what I want to do.
Yeah? Do you find them on apps? Or do you find them?
Or is there? I don't know. Well he's getting benefits from the Yeah.
Like my work, what I do, Like I just meet a lot
of people. You meet a lot of people through your work. Can I
ask what you do or do you want not want to disclose? You're an
uber driver? Nurse you're a nurse. Okay, traveling, I got you.
I go to people, you go to people's homes. Oh so you
get to see the bedroom, you get to like, have you ever just
on a on a you go there for work and then you bang somebody?
Have you done that? Fucking amazing? They got they got the good insurance.
Listen, so wow you are. I do realize now now people will
hear and think, oh my god, oh my god, she's a whore.
But no, I don't like initiate it. It's them. But you've
got to be putting out the vibe for that. No, there's no fucking
way there is a vibe. Believe me. No guy's going in without if
he doesn't think it's a shot pheromone stuff. Don't. What they tell me
is they know they know? How do they know? Because you're because you
got that vibe. You got that the vibe because I'm in scrubs. Yeah,
with your nipples are hard or something. I don't know they're poking through.
I don't know. You got a wet spot somewhere. I have no
idea something's happening, Jamie, Am I wrong? I told she told me
the story, and I said, you are giving off like, yes,
you're giving off the fuck me vibe. I mean yes, yeah, like
they know that you're the lights up because you just know that you're in for
Yeah. See that's it right there. You're yeah, you're ready to go.
You're ready to go. It's just tell about the most recent guy.
Tell him the story. What is the most recent guy? And what is
the oldest guy? Have you like? How old have you gone? Tell
me you did an eighty year old? You fucking knocked you knocked boots with
an eighty or you put his hip out of joint? They had it back
in back in the back in joint. That's a good point, Kevin,
Thank you? Who Okay, when was this today? Did you have hours
ago? Let me ask you this. Did you have sex in the last
twenty four hours? Of course? Have you had sex in the last twelve
hours? Of course? Was that guy here? Did you have sex in
the last five hours? Yep? He did? What times? What time
did you get banged today? What time did you do what times? What
times? What times did you get Do you schedule these guys? And I
mean, how do you it just happens? I don't like, what do
you mean it's just that close just fall off, and shit just falls in.
These happens. We are you worried about like an STD at all?
Because I like regularly, oh you regularly get tested. Okay, so you
are worried, but that's okay. So what happened? What was the latest
guy? How did that happen? How did that go down? Do you
wear like your special panties, your lucky panties that day you get a lucky
rabbit's foot? I don't understand what's happening. I don't know. Literally,
you have to know. I go to their house. Okay, this one
person, Yeah, I don't. You went to his house. We just
talk and then he's like, okay, I have help like throw money down?
Throw oh so so an extra bone? How much money? How much
more money have you made? Being almost like a sex worker? You got
to have a magic vagina? I'm thinking something like that. Am I wrong?
That? That licks? Like? Yeah, do you have a magic
vagina or something that? So somebody throws down money? How much money are
they throwing down? Yeah? But how much money? Do you see?
The money and the money makes you wet? What happened? He literally was
like, come in my office, Okay, and guess what size I am?
And guess what size I am? How did the conversation get there?
I don't know. Yeah, but how do you not say now at that
point? Why don't you say I'm sorry, I'm a professional. I don't
do that. What's the fun of that? Okay, this is it.
You're an adventure seeker, aren't you. You're well, if he throws money
down, how much money was thrown down? How much money? Five hundred
one thousand, five hundred, five hundred bucks? And how long did it
last? Five minutes? No, it didn't, it went longer. It's
god, damn. How old is this motherfucker? People? I see high
professional people professional, but how old? Because I get to think high professional,
it's usually someone who's a veteran of their career. He's like, no,
no, no, I don't mean a veteran like forty. Yes,
that's what I mean. So a little bit older, right, a little
more mature of mid forties. Yeah? Oh man, are they married?
There's right? But are they married? They could be? They could be.
Look at this, I don't get attached. They don't get attached.
Yeah, but do you go back sometimes for a follow up? Yes,
yes you do. Can I ask a question for our friend? Did you
calder? Yeah? Have you ever been watched? What watch? Did anybody
ever watch you? Yeah? What do you mean? No? No,
no, no, like there's a third person in the room. What because
the cameras are on and don't worry about it. Well, you can't have
your You can't be on camera? Can you be on camera? She can't
be on camera? All right, we won't win this protection. Just put
me on just you're on me and Jamie. Don't. Don't put it on
her. You're not on You're not so why Ow? That's so? I
have a married friend literally a couple of years ago, right, yeah,
miserable. Okay, I'm like, you know, like get out there.
Yeah yeah. And she's the happiest she could be ever. Right, she's
like you did be such a huge favor and she's got and where is she
finding these guys on Tinder? No? No, I can't say that.
Okay, is there like an underground We've like done? Stop, Jamie?
Is there like an underground sex? Lean right into that like dune stock?
Together? Are you? They? Like? I'll be like, okay,
what do you mean together? You a swinger? Not a swinger? No?
But like I'll help her out. No, because the guys have fantasies.
Okay, so so you acting out? Oh I have a friend?
Yeah? How many have you taken on it once? Like? Have you
done the threesome? Yeah? Have you done group sex? Yeah? Yeah?
Like how many? Like I'd be afraid to get kicked in the head.
Oh, don't worry about it. No one can see you. Just
talk. You were gotten this far, and you know what, I'll tell
you what I'm going to tell you something else. I think you kind of
like it. Love. I think you like talking about it. I think
so. I think you do. So the three like I'm afraid like I
would pull a quad all of a sudden, be like god right, I
don't know. No, it's like you like take take Okay, So there's
like I've had two guys, two girls. Whatever? Have you done girl
on girl yourself? Have you have you have you you know this guy but
not like that though, not like that? But have you have you gone
down? Have you? Like, let me ask you this, have you
ever gone down on a woman? Yes? Okay? Do you like it?
Was it you? No? No, Jamie, let me tell you
something because Jamie loves the stories. But she's shocking so tight she's not doing
anything Jamie? Am I wrong? Is Jamie a little bit uptight to that
stuff? What do you mean you don't know, Jamie? Like this is
strictly dudes. Yeah, I'm pretty much. Well maybe not girl no ever.
I mean I like kiss the girl kids. But we just found your
Saturday night. You guys are gonna hang out. So wait, like they've
done you know, I let me ask you this, who performs oral better
a man or a woman? On you? Have you had a woman go
down on here? A man really better than a woman because a woman wouldn't
know to know where to go, but the man's more into it. Yeah,
I got you. Okay, that's interesting for sure. Yeah. So
but you yeah, it's the girls, but like it's just for the man's
fantasy to see you'll do that? And was that a paid gig or not?
Was it paid? Yeah? It was. She doesn't do anything for
great No, I mean I've done it for you know. But you make
money off this sometimes. Wow, So then that would be like a sex
worker. Well that's not bad, hey man, I'll tell you what it
pays. The bill I am so off for it. They like throw it
on the table. Make here you go? And you say, all right,
why not? Yeah? Why would I say not? I have no
idea thinus, you'd be afraid. Has there ever been anybody that you're like,
oh god, it's too disgusting. I couldn't do that. No,
what's that like? Has there ever been anybody that you've had sex with that
you would go man on a regular Friday night bar, I'm not picking trying
to pick that person up. No, all right, if they have a
small dick, I can Have you gotten to that point where it was you
got to see it and you're like, I just can't. That would mean
I'm out of there. I'm sorry you would. How would you? But
what happens in that moment? That poor dude because he comes in two seconds
and it's over him, doesn't want the money back? No, hey,
I just can't. You just can't. Yeah, how long has this been
going on for you? Is this like a new thing for you? Mental
disorder? No, no, mental disorder. I'm saying this like, this
is interesting in that you're kind of like you seem to be proud of what
you do, because I like, people are like afraid to deuce stuff,
right and they're like, oh my god, that's so taboo. I can't
do that, or like it feels like it's immoral some people. Yeah,
it's for them. She j can't. That's a square over here. Yeah,
but Jamie like, would you do that? Would you do something?
You? No? Why? What? What? What's the mental block?
Due? Because I understand what you're saying. It's curious because this is she's
like very very open and free. If nothing else, you're free because I
don't get talk right here, I don't have emotional I get emotionally attest.
You do, Yeah, I couldn't do it. I'd be like you never
get like so this way. I went to someone's house right yeah, for
his business. He was like so like about it out and it just happens.
Are you getting emotional attached right now? You got? He got?
He was so bad of what get right in there? He was so like
it just happened right then and there, like I ain't do anything. He's
there was like attration. I don't know what it is. So do you
think you're a sex addict in a way? Like you like you just can't
say no? Have you never been able to say no to somebody? Like
when some guy comes on to you, it's just a small dick. Guys
were already talked to him. Wow, that's true. I don't know.
I'm asking. I have no idea. I don't think there's anything wrong with
it. As long as you're fine and no one's getting hurts, none of
anybody's any business. I find it out as out of curiosity. So I've
been divorced for like three years. Yeah, so like have sex with my
ex husband. In addition, he won't leave me alone. All right,
let me ask you this, three years you've been divorced. What were you
faithful to your husband when you were married? You were not and he knows
that, and he knows this was he faithful to? Or No, you
don't know. I have no idea. Okay, So how many men since
your divorce do you how many? What's your body count there? Do you
know what we like? How many do you think you've slept with since then?
How many guys have you had sex with since your divorce three years ago?
How many? Just take this week, Jamie, you know I have
like, what are the repeat guys? A lot of them are sometimes or
it's like just once and done, Yeah, one and done. So do
you think it's been like one hundred a year, two hundred a year,
three hundred. Wow, look at you, God Chamberlain. It's amazing.
It's amazing. But see, people are afraid and like but like, like
my friends or people I know like do this, they do this. Your
close friends are out just banging anybody, well, I mean a few.
Now. Have you and a friend ever slept with the same guy, not
at the same time, but the same guy you have same day? Well,
sure, if they were doing the show for the guy, that one
guy, you probably both slid him in. That's amazing. It's amazing,
Jamie. These are your friends. This is great, This is awesome.
This is Randy's good friend Mary, I know appreciate. Is a real deep
peak into the East side over here. Yes it is, no, Yes,
you can see one of them all right, one extreme to the next.
There's like webster moms either doing or nothing. All right, Well it
isn't an interesting one really interesting. I think it's interesting. Do you are
you jealous in any way? Not so much that she's having so much sex
with different people, but that freedom, I'll call it that, the freedom
that she has just like she doesn't care. Yeah, right, and and
you kind of almost feel like she didn't care. Right, It's it's a
it's a weird thing. What happened to you? Were you traumatized as a
child? What happened? What happened to you a little vixen? Got all
kinds of childhood. I don't know what it is. I'm just asking.
It's a it's a very strange thing. I know they do this are fucked
in the head probably right, Well, I don't know that they're fucked in
the head. Look, I know, because that seems like an unfair thing
to say. And I will say, like I have my own sexual weird
stuff, having my own girl. I've ever written a handwritten letter to a
podcast guy that's not the stock. Yes. I also think once you start
doing it, it becomes kind of normal, like, you know, like
after the fifth or sixth time, it's like maybe been doing this since I
was like, so, you've just been having sex with guys? How many
do you think you've slept with overall? Do you ever run into somebody that
you forgot you slept with? You have? I literally thought I was meeting
up with someone the other day, like last weekend, I was meeting up
with someone else. I was like, who are you? And he's like,
uh, you've been texting me. We're supposed to hang out tonight,
okay, And I like, I had no idea. I was meaning I
thought I was meeting somebody else. Yeah, were you disappointed? You were?
All right, let's not ask you how many guys? But how much
money approximately you have? Have you made under the table under the vagina?
How many? I have many? Much money under the vagina? Have you
made over ten grand? Yes, it's amazing. Twenty Have you got twenty
grand? I haven't. I haven't read it yet. You have no idea?
Now why are the only fans around? Like, just blow it up?
I don't you to do that? All right, Jamie? Are you
going to buy something? You're not buying anything. You're not buying any of
the toys. Maybe I might have, I don't have. All all right,
you're not gonna buy over the Moon? What are you gonna buy?
I think Randy should buy over the Moon. All right, Well I have
to go buy something. Get to West spots Pray. Yeah, the West
spots Pray sounds pretty good. Well, we'll close it out for the Buildou
party. It's been great. Yes, it's a good party. Thank you
for telling all your secrets. Man, getting spilling the tea, baby,
that's what you're doing. Yes, why don't you put out a phone number.
I bet there's a bunch of guys. I bet you could make ten
grand off this podcast alone. No, you're not, though, Dougley Collins,
Sir Jamie for Kevin Muir, for Laura, for Aunt Sharon, I'm
Bill Moran. Have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday. Oh wait,
wait, wait, wait wait California, baby god Man. Opportunity for
me is to buy her Judge, make us Jurissa, Carissa, Cirissa.
I had to give Curissa shout out Terissa did a great job with the party,
and thank you to Laura Flow murderer