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On location and driven by Victor Chrystler. Dot's Chee Brown. It's Billified the

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Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello
and welcome from the BUILDO Party. I'm

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so excited. That's right, Chris
is here. She's got all the toys,

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Rachelle Rish, did I say it? Getting wrong? I said I

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said it again? Wrong, wrong
again. My heart's been orations excited for

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tonight. Really yeah? Why is
that? Because I'm going to get some

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We'll get some toys or get some
both. My god, you gotta smile

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on your face. So you got
something up to her already. I might

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be sitting on a ball plug.
You don't know, possible. It is

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possible, you have no idea.
Or I might have that magic cream on

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my balls, you know. Right, Wait a second, so Sherissa,

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you have to lean right into that
microphone. I was going to ask,

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do you know where the mail G
spot is? The mail G spot?

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It's usually like around the prostate,
right, yeah, in the genus.

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Yeah, you're supposed to go through
the I couldn't there. Yeah, I

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know there's a lot of ship packed
in there. You can't get it.

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But like that, that would be
one of those things where I would hope

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she's on the nail bier if she
decided to throw something out. You know

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what I'm saying. You understand what
I'm saying. You hear what I'm saying,

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Sarissa, hold on, I totally
am completely interrupting this. I know

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someone I swear to God who ended
up in the emergency room because she was

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having an affair around her husband.
The guy was fingerbanging her and his truck

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and sliced up her inside with his
finger with his finger. Mother your nails,

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yeah, man, go get a
man a cure. Wow? Cut

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her up inside? La her inside
inside? Real? Wow? Yeah,

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Wolverine. Wow. Yeah, it's
actually that in the affair. Did her

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husband find out because it completely ended
the affair? Yes? It was also

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her neighbor that she was sucking.
So wow, these are nice people you

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have? Are they coming here?
She's now back with her ex husband.

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What do you mean your split?
Yeah, they're one of the couples split

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had an she had her own apartment
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Yeah. Sometimes that's you just need
to figure that out, right,

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that that that's the person that he
doesn't cut up your inside. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's why every guy should
keep a nail file nearby. No,

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seriously, man, like I cut
my nails, I trim him and then

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I and then I file them.
And it sounds gay, but I don't

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need to be at least the pointer
in the middle. Absolutely, yeah,

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yeah, going for the oh yeah
yeah, yea, yeah, I know.

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The pinky. Isn't the index figure
the cocaine. Now, you're supposed

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to have the long now, No, that's the pinky. That's the pinky

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if you're doing cocaine. But I
clearly that's very good. That's good.

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So this is exciting because everybody's like
waiting and talking about this, and it's

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got a little buzz about it and
all. And I've never been to one

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of these parties, and you're very
comfortable getting up and just talking about all

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these things. Yeah, yeah,
that's what I do. This is what

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you do. Did your Have you
ever had your mom at one of these,

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because Laura's mom and her aunts are
coming. My mom sold pier Romance

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on my team for at best she
did. Yeah. Yeah. And now

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I'm going to ask a personal question. Is Dad's still in the picture?

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Is he alive? Is he he's
alive? Divorce the divorced, Yeah,

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my dad. So we sell other
products, right besides sex twice so one

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of them is like a muscle rub
CBD. So I'll tell you what that

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CBD stuff is. I don't know
what you sell. I got a CBD

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butter and I have like a hip
issue. It works great, it's amazing.

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It really is good. The whole
family, the whole family. Yeah,

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and mom's using other stuff. I
don't know, weird because I didn't

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realize this. And I said last
night on the podcast, would we judge

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people by what they're buying? Well, yeah, anything, it's going to

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be private, so you go,
I want to share what they bought.

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Absolutely, that's up to them.
Won't hear it from me? Right?

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And in that kind of cool like
you know, I know you hold the

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secrets. Yes, you were like
you know a lotus Morisset when she wrote

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you want to know you know who
it's about, you know what they got?

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They were last night over under how
much I spend tonight? Yeah,

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what did you say? I was
putting it at one fifty. I mean,

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well, so oh that's nothing.
But okay, but as my host

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says, she's going to get free
products, he's going to get discount Wow.

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Look, so wait, while you're
here, how do people get a

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hold of you if they want to
have their own party? Let's make that

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happen, all right. So I'm
on facebooks on Facebook, Jarissa Kataya.

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H Yes, I have a website
page. I have a Lady's Only pure

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romance group on Facebook with over a
thousand people in there. Okay, I

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mean my name's out there, but
we can post the link so people can

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contact me or go to my website. All right, And so they do

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it all through Facebook the face Yeah, I think we found it. I

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just googled sex toys parties and you
came yes, And I'm glad we called

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you. So people can order directly
through me, I do. I'm a

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distributor, so I carry inventory on
hand. I can also place orders for

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people and for parties. But then
they can also shop my website and corporate

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ships it to them if they order
through me. I ship directly, okay,

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discreetly. I don't draw decks on
the package, nothing like that unless

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they want me to insert here,
unless they want me to. Housewife is

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like sitting there waiting for her package, like I always show people, you

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know, I don't want, don't
want their kids opening their packs. No

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one's gone, do they show?
I'm in my mind. I don't know

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why I'm seeing this Christmas wrapping paper
with penises on it and bows and the

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Santa has you can find anything.
I think pure romance should probably sell.

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That would be a nice So I
like the discreete portion of that, so

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that somebody can not have to know
and I have to share not be embarrassed.

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Yeah, and you're human, right, the stuff is there to enhance

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your life. Saying that we can
do a link through bilify for people who

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listen, and we could come on
afterwards and talk about what products we think

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are the best. I think maybe
the listeners would be like, hey,

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I'd like to spread out some of
the segments tonight, like, you know,

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take a little break in between,
because I think that where we were

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going to try to guess judge you
by what you bought. You said you

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you would come on and then and
then we need to talk to your mom.

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You guys can judge by what's upstairs
and the drawers already. Oh my

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god, it sounds like you get
an army up there. Lord, what

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are you doing? So? What
a single for a long time? What

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is the biggest seller for you.
I mean we talked before. Yeah,

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my shave cream, the shave cream. Yeah, it's my Kucci. It's

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called my Couchie. Yeah. People
rave about my Kuchie. They'll like shress.

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I love your KOUCHI. Your Cucci
is so soft. More of it.

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I need more your Gucci. Yeah, that's gonna sound great. Hopefully

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your husband doesn't listen to on any
of these phone calls at all because you

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might get the wrong idea. I
don't know that's possible. Yeah, it's

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our conditioning shave cream. When did
they start allowing men to attend the parties?

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Oh, just within the last few
months. Okay, we switched to

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a direct sales like omniforce, and
men are allowed to be at parties.

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Now. We basically we run our
own business, right, We keep in

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mind like the values of corporate sure, the integrity of the business, a

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lot of it. You know,
men can get a little lesson by being

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at a party. Why why didn't
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it seems like it's an no brainer
that you could go together as a couple.

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It's for the safety of women,
to make them comfortable. One in

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four women have been sexually abused in
their life. So not everyone is comfortable

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having a man in the room party. Yeah. Yeah, I do feel

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that way. But it's also because
of it. It's been so stigmatized that

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one of my friends who's out of
town, she actually was trying to tell

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her husband like, you should go, like and he didn't, honey,

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seriously, you should go because we
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follow that. Women walking in like, you know, it's gonna be a

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fun night. It's you're gonna learn
some things and you're gonna walk away.

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On a second, what are you
gonna what are you gonna learn? Like,

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I don't know, I'm not okay, stay tuned where the male juice

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spot is. I didn't know where
the male ju spot was. You know

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how I knew that I had a
gay ball at you said to me,

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you have not had an orgasm until
you've had your prostate massage. That won't

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happen because I had to have my
prostate checked by the doctor. I had

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to bend over the table and I
went God damn. And then here's the

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bad part. I'm gonna tell the
story. This is bad. I wore

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khaki pants and that guy used a
lot of lube and I had the order

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sized lube that fell out leaked through
my mouth, and I go, I

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don't know how any late never mind, but you know what, I don't

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do that right. No, But
this was like he used whatever vas and

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whatever it wasn't he pushed me.
But and then it came. And then

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later on I was like, oh
my god, and I had to go

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home and change. I was all
embarrassed. And then I thought, this

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is what happens to ladies when it's
like, what do you go to the

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dentist? Yeah, exactly, kind
a tooth pitte you want to. I

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remember once I worked for a woman
and I overheard her talk about she and

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her boyfriend, yeah, and how
she was sitting in a meeting the next

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day, and it all like discharged
out of yeah. And I was like,

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oh my god, I never want
to listen and on the boss again.

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I just it was it like luber
to all the goodness that it was

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the man? Was it like was
it like a noise? I have no

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idea. I would assume it was
like a giant swamp bubble, but I

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don't know. I don't know.
I would assume it was probably. I'm

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sorry, see how nasty and child
there's a bunch of twelve year old that

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I'm here, right, I'm here
to educate about the actual wellness women inside

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it. I like the term sexual
wellness, yeah, because I think that

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there's why. I think we live
in a country that's very uptight and we're

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prudish, right, and we don't
we're not pretty open about things. I

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think even I think my brother told
me that when he was studying over in

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Europe, there was a bunch of
other Europeans in England and there was people

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from you know, students from around
Europe, and one girl was trying to

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hit on them and go it would
be like and he's like, nah,

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I really don't. She's like,
it would be mutual masturbation. Well just

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think of it that way. And
he's like, he's like, this was

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the only time. He goes.
I just knew in my I'll never have

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the opportunity to turn a woman down
again. So I did. But the

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way she said it, I go, yeah, just think of it as

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mutual masturbation. That's what she said. You know, we're just helping each

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other out. And I was like, wow, we really got a different

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idea in America that doesn't really fly. Orgasms help with so many things.

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Yes, health wise, Yeah,
it helps with anxiety, depression, pain.

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It just puts you in a better
mood. I mean it helps you

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burn calories. Wait, the best
way to start the dead. Yes,

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it keeps everything nice and tight.
Yeah, I can can. Ye,

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that's especially for the guy. Do
you know how many times a week you're

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supposed to orgasm? I thought,
well for women, for women closest to

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the Okay, I'm going to say
four. You're close, Yeah, four

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to five times a week? Five
times? Yeah, it was like three.

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That's for your mental releases endor out
by sday morning, eleven o'clock.

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Now, what if you have back
to back orgasms? I mean you go,

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girl like, I don't know,
did that count as one? Like

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if it's in one session but you
orgasm three times, I mean you're probably

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in a really good mood. Yeah, there you go. It's great for

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your vaginal health and your mental health. Right, Okay, Now I won't

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ask this one. Well, come
on, Bill, sometimes are there things

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to fight odor for men as well? By the way, I'm just saying,

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like, yeah, that is that
is that unhealthy? Like sometimes so

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I didn't. Yes, it cleans
itself. Yeah, so I know you

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guys were talking about cleaning lean right
into that and the yeah right, oh

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you also have how many times it
can make it worse? We have natural

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bacteria, right so yeah, yeah, everything cleans itself. But the main

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thing that women end up like stinky
or sticky, not feeling so fresh is

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the pH is off. Okay,
it's like your pool. Yeah you know

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what I mean. I mean I
got to test my pool every days.

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Bad. Anything that touches the vagina
throws off the pH. So you want

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to use something that's wait, what
if it's the guy also? Yeah,

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if it's men, does I mean
panties do? Yeah? Certain? Well

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what swim suits? Bar soap is
the worst? The rock Coast is Coast

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good for it? I like Coast. We sell a pH balance body wash.

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A lot of women are really sensitive
anyways, right, so use anything

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that's pH balanced and it helps,
you know, keep you nice in fresh

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ru nice and Fred, where did
you learn about all this? Just so

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we have to take a sexual wellness
certification course? Okay, So that's our

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newest, our newest from corporate like
the offer it to us. We have

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access to college courses for sexual education, tons of trainings online in person.

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So I mean, if it's something
you're into, you you just learn about

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it and share it with other people. My favorite part is a lot of

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people don't know a lot. It's
not talked about a lot, Like you

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said, right, Like the high
stigma is a lot of moms aren't open

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with their kids about it. Friends
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So I'm gonna say, Laura,
Okay, ready true? Is it Western

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where all the horse lives? What
you can say? Well, listen where

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I went to college, fre Donia. I lived with a bunch of single

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girls and we all went in our
first like vibrators together. My friend did

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not know how to mesh a rate. You know, she was sophomore in

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college. Never hit on one.
She put it on the floor and got

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on top of it. Now she
literally came out like later on in the

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day and she's like, guys,
that really hurt. And it's just like

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I think, like you do you
need to educate yourself. She will be

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here tonight. I'll point her out. I like knowing that, Yeah,

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what do you say to that?
Okay, you don't know how sometimes you

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need to put her in a seat
right up front so she could pay the

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attention. Yeah right, I'll point
her out, I'll tell you. But

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now I'm sure she's figured it out. She's got some more life experience and

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all that. Yeah, yeah,
how weird was that come out with a

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world? I feel like my sister
jokes, motorcycle after twelve months actually active

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and it can be educational? Yeah? Absolutely, yeah. I mean everyone

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has to be eighteen and over to
go to a pure romance party. Are

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there any men that would and I'm
sure the answers no, but would be

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selling or running their own It's just
women still unless she identified a female.

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But I don't think what was the
movie? What was the movie? Was

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it old school? Where it wasn't
it? Andy was a blowjob? Yes?

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I think Andy in that movie identified
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I mean that's raggedy. That was
a very fun You should put that on

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the TV. As where as you're
doing the thing. Yeah, so what

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explain the party for people who wouldn't
know you demonstrate? Certain When I say

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demonstrations, let's let me let me
let me back that off, because that

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sounded way wrong. She bring what
I meant my phone that's not what I

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at all. Yeah, you shouldn't
have going This is great, Yes,

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I want that roll the back of
head. I bring my top selling product,

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you know, my favorites, my
client's favorites, the company's top sellers,

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and I, you know, talk
about each one and what it does

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for you. It's a it's a
fast paced We're not here for three hours.

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It'll get boring if we did that. I start mild to wild,

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so I don't shock anybody. I'll
start with the bath and the beauty,

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and I'll move along to some fore
play, and then we'll get into the

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toys, and then at the end
of the party. You know, back

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into the party is the back door. So the party is the back door.

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Yeah, yeah, where the swing
fit in. Yeah, we sell

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sex wing, you do, Yeah, I would be afraid. I just

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they hold three hundred and fifty four
hundred pounds. So jesus, what are

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you trying to say about me?
No girls can sit on them now.

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I have talked that. My most
shocking thing was a bigger couple client of

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mine that I found a sexwing in
the man's office and I was like,

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and the guy was like, altered
though, I mean big dude. Yeah

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big one time, I was might
help him seriously, without trying to be

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funny or rude. It might help
them in certain positions. Yeah, seapep

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machines. It's like this, she's
getting having sexually darned Vader. Yeah,

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he's gonna say one of those what
are they they? I don't even know

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what Star Wars helps you, you
know, get into different positions and uh,

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try new things. Okay, take
me take me to the back door,

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so to speak. Uh, you
know it's back door becoming more popular

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now. I mean, I don't
know it when out of style, but

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okay, I don't know that it
every went out of style either, but

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I do. I always thought this, and it sounds weird, but I

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thought porn set some trends in the
sexu world. Porn, I know it's

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not real, but what I'm what
I'm gonna say is like, uh,

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you used to have big bush.
Then there was like narrow, then there

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was like you know, the bare
floor kind of thing, and that it

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seemed to be sort of dictated by
porn what became popular. And then I

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even wonder sometimes with some of the
sexual positions and things. And I think

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for guys to your point where it's
not real. I think it's the way

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a lot of young men learn.
I always joke now that you know,

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where's the next era Clapton coming from? No kids sitting in his room playing

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guitar. They're sitting in the room
looking at this and jerking off. I

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tell fucking Carl, you know what
I'm saying, right, But you're gonna

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go to all of a sudden,
like you know, the kid needs ANEE

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replacement because a cartilage is coming out
of his dick and then there's nothing left.

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And my point is that, uh, I think though, that it

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gives you a false interpretation of what
sex is and what's real, and that

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I mean, but when you're a
young guy and you're not and we live

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in a society where you're not going
to really talk about it with mom or

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dad, I think you get the
wrong idea. And I think that you

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know, all of a sudden,
you see some anal sex and so you

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decide, well, hey, let
me flip you upside down and rotate you

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like you're a rotissary, you know, a pig on a spit out of

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fire in the backyard. I don't
understand with any kind of backdoor play.

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You want to make sure he's in
proper lubrication, right always, that is

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not Lub's seen the Yeah, oh
my god, I watched the entire Hawktua

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thing, the attire. It is
like a four minute video that sort of

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gave it, and I go,
well, i'll tell you this. I

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don't want to. I don't She
didn't though that turned out to be false.

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She they thought so, I think
she didn't. She was. She

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is a second grade teacher. She's
twenty two years old. It feels unfair

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to fire her. You're talking about
she's out with well, she's out with

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girlfriends in Nashville. They're talking,
but the right a bunch of drinks.

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You stick a mic in her face
and there's you know, the other girl

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actually talked more than her, but
we don't see it. But man,

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that hawk too. I go,
god, damn, the one is There's

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only one person I want to interview, and that's her father. That's it.

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That's the only one I want to
know, because I'm telling you,

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every guy that works with him,
I mean, you're just walking. I

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would be walking behind him and go
to I mean, that would be it.

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Consciously, it could be terrible terrible, but which funny. She seems

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like I would hang out with her. That's my vibe. When she was

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like one way to get over or
get guys get on, I was like,

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any I saw that? Yeah,
yeah, so proper lubrication. You

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know there's positions, better positions for
women versus you know, oops, wrong

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hole, that's when they're going to
try to do it. Yeah, you

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know, bend over, doggie sid
you know it's not very comfortable for women.

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We don't yuck someone else is young. Everyone likes something different. I

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like that. I like that saying, don't yuck somebody else is young.

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Add that to your coaster. Yeah, I like that. That's another saying

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I'm gonna say. May I use
that absolutely. I will always give you

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credit for Rissa. I will give
you credit that. Do you have sons

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I have? I have a son
and he's going to be eight, and

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I have a step son who's gonna
be thirty. Whoa I know old Okay?

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Has your step son of a comes
to the sex stoy party. He

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lived with us for a little while, so you know, when I would

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do my lives, he was right
there. Did you start a couple?

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He ordered out his credit card number
by now, did you talk to him

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about these types of things, because
it's tough. I mean, if he

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wants, yeah, I just I
probably open. I'm a very open person

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with my kids. Even my husband's
like, we don't My daughter is gonna

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be eleven and we don't even talk
about them, like we sure do you

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know? This is the things that's
going on right now in society. In

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society, and I hear it from
someone that's educated, verus hearing it from

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their friends and getting the wrong information, then I'm all about it. I

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remember the old Happy Days episode where
a girl thought she was pregnant because she

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made out the bikini in the backseat
of a car. You know what I'm

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saying, Like, like, the
kids heads will like explode with with misinformation,

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and I think that that's a real
way to build self esteem and keep

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them Like we we hear about the
evils of of social media, I go,

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you're never putting that genie back in
the bottle. The only thing you

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can do is talk to your kids, educate your kids, be open with

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your kids, and hopefully they're going
to make the right choices and know what

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to stay with. And well,
no one's bullshit and but the talk is

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not always easy. No, it's
not. And especially I my friends are

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like, you're the perfect one.
You are right, because there's been things

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brought out for my daughter. People
should hire you to come. I'm not

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ready for this, you know,
but I mean people should hire you just

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for that. You should have like
a bunch of you know, twelve and

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thirteen year old. My oldest son
is nine and literally on his birthday this

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year, he got his first boner
and he sat there instead of how do

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you know? Did you like,
do you help blow it out? Told

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you'll tell you. He had never
addressed it, and he was like,

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mom, look at my penis.
And he didn't know why. He was

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so like perplexed. And so he's
looking around at me and my mom was

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here and Joe and Joe text me
from across the couch. He's like,

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can I explain it to him?
And so he literally like that's nice to

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Joe, that's nice, Like what
a boner is like the blood? Yeah,

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and he's just like stepping into that
all right, yeah yeah, because

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it was so funny. I mean, it's so I've said to my daughter,

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like there's certain things that we will
talk about, but then there's certain

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things that is for adults or you
know, older girls like I, I've

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already educated about what her body does, you know, com puberty time,

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stuff like that. She you know, all the kids on the bus were

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saying sex was kissing. Yeah right, right right, I'm saying right,

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you know, so out of the
group, he may be one that knows

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everything. I think. I just
saw a comedian, to your point,

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female comedian talk about how she got
her first period and she didn't know what

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was happening. And she was at
like a Christian camp and she had her

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bathing shoot on and somebody said,
oh, you need this, this is

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a tampon, and they didn't tell
her how to do, and she left

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the applicator in and she was then
she went swimming and there was like blood

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in the water all and she got
up and she's like, oh my god,

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what what she put it in?
He wrass? Like she admits that

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she put it in her ass with
the applicator. And the only reason I

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say that is because, like the
point is that no one told this poor

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young girl. And so now when
you become strong enough that you can talk

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about this and we can all laugh
at it and talk about our inexperience and

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it's a human condition. But when
you're eleven or twelve or thirteen or whatever

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age are, it is not easy
to do. Not easy to do.

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My second period ever was on a
cruise and my aunt had to tell me

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how to insert a tampa because we
were in the ocean, and I was

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like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of sharks were

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swimming around. We will take We'll
take a moment for it. We'll take

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a moment, we'll get ready for
the party. Maybe we'll do one more

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segment before the actual display and we'll
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you know the song? You don't? Do you? I mean, I

410
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don't know who thinks it, but
I've heard it. Yeah, But so

411
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:11,000
you're not nineteen eighty four. I'm
going to be forty. So I said,

412
00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:12,640
Oh, my god, you're so
old. I know. Wow.

413
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,680
July sixth, big party, Yeah, house, big party. Yeah,

414
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,240
all right, very good. Well
to be sex toys. I mean right,

415
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,160
you know what. I had a
groage sale recently, and I asked

416
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,200
if I could put a table out. You think that's appropriate? Had a

417
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,119
grad sale? Oh you why not? I didn't do it, but you

418
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,640
could clean out someone's garage. So
speak shit. You know what I'm saying,

419
00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:37,119
George Michael, I want your sex. Were at Laura's house for the

420
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,519
buildo party as we're calling it,
but it's the pure romance party. Yeah.

421
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,920
And uh, Laura's brother in law
sat down. He already has to

422
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,039
blindfold on. But you didn't know
what you were coming to. Is his

423
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,519
name Paul? Is your name Paul? Yes, I'm sorry, Paul,

424
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,279
I'm Bill. So Paul, you
didn't know what you were coming to?

425
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,839
No idea. Why do you think
your wife wouldn't tell you? I thought

426
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:04,039
my sister in law, Laura was
pregnant. Actually last that was that was

427
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:08,200
That was the joke. Absolutely,
Oh my god, he's pregnant for sure.

428
00:30:08,119 --> 00:30:11,039
It's the second Way party and a
birthing announcement. Okay, Actually more

429
00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:15,599
excited about yes, So why do
you your wife wouldn't tell you. I

430
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,119
didn't. I didn't understand, Like, did she think you'd be uptight or

431
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,920
no? No, yeah, I'd
be very excited about it. Oh I

432
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,559
got you. Well, I just
hope I've had enough money. Okay,

433
00:30:25,079 --> 00:30:29,160
I take credit, major credit,
all major credit cards. Don't worry,

434
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:41,400
Devin credit, whatever it is,
we got it all tell all right,

435
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,000
So here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna get blindfolded. You already have

436
00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:49,079
your blindfold on. We're going to
taste some lubes and then what do we

437
00:30:49,119 --> 00:30:52,480
have to do the flavor? How
are we going to do this? Are

438
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:57,279
you spraining on our fingers? On
your finger? Okay? Yeah? But

439
00:30:57,759 --> 00:31:00,319
do you see that? A hope
it's not no, you know what that

440
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,000
is. It's a piece of glass
that I never had taken out. Yeah,

441
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,359
but it's there. It looks weird. I would actually prefer you put

442
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,519
it in my mouth. Just squirt
it right in there. Yeah, yeah,

443
00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:15,160
with your finger, your finger and
put in my mouth. Where's your

444
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:21,160
wife that we're going to need security
over here? You know what's happening here

445
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,720
about my husband? Paul? You
did know it's only a finger all right,

446
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:32,000
So hang on, I gotta put
the the blindfold on. I have

447
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:34,279
pink fuzzy blindfold on. Okay,
all right, here we go. I'm

448
00:31:34,279 --> 00:31:37,000
going to give you each a different
flavor for this one, okay for the

449
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,400
first one. Now these are these? Are are they loop? Yeah?

450
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,880
This is it's called just like me. It's our water based loob. So

451
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:48,359
it feels like women's own natural lubrication. Yeah, baby, And it's pH

452
00:31:48,480 --> 00:32:04,839
balance right, so pH balance there. Yeah, h might I don't even

453
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:10,839
say vanilla. I mean I mean
or almond. Now keep going. It's

454
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,400
a sweet one. It's a sweet
one. Do you try it again?

455
00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:20,119
Yeah? I was gonna say chocolate, but it tasted more vanilla to me.

456
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:27,839
Give him more? Maybe holden decrepit? I don't know. I thought

457
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,880
it was like an omedy. All
right, let's try paullye, give me

458
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,279
your polly. What do you say, Oh, PAULI hasn't gone yet?

459
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:37,079
All right, I'm saying almend like
it? Oh hold on, excuse me?

460
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,680
M M what do you think here? Is this? Are? Okay?

461
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:53,240
Paulie needs more as well. He's
a real quick to cleanse his palate.

462
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,519
These are now now, and these
are things that you can buy yeah

463
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:05,640
at the apartment, okay, oriented
raspberries. Oh you were close. Yours

464
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,720
is watermelon watermel yeah, Polly's watermelon
yeah, and bells with sugar, glazed

465
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:17,079
donut, Yeah, blazed donut yeah, fat ass? I like the I

466
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:21,160
like the glazed donut. Yeah.
Face. Do you want to try the

467
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,519
watermelon? Yeah, I'll try the
way sweat can I can I have the

468
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:28,160
glaze don't of course? Yeah,
I'll use a different finger. There you

469
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,519
go. Oh yeah, And I
can taste the watermelon glaze, don't you

470
00:33:32,119 --> 00:33:37,119
the watermelon taste. I would have
never gotten the glazed donut. I just

471
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:44,200
wouldn't have That's it. I just
never would have the the the the watermelon

472
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,400
is a little refreshing. Yeah,
like you know, you want to go

473
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,359
in there for more now. Once
in a while, when I eat a

474
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:52,079
watermelon, maybe out of habit,
I just start spitting pits. But there's

475
00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:55,799
none there that would be kind of
growth. The fun part about this lubrication

476
00:33:57,039 --> 00:34:00,359
is it's a water based loube right, So it actually is a rewetting action.

477
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,200
So what does that mean? Right? So women can use it vaginally.

478
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,519
You can use it with a toy. It's safe to use with a

479
00:34:07,599 --> 00:34:12,280
latex condom. But because it's water
based, you're not going to use any

480
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,360
like anal or anything. Wait,
so it's fun for the kids to Wait,

481
00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:21,679
why can't you use anal water based? Because it's gonna soak in,

482
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:27,760
it's not gonna it's not gonna stay
really slippery like anal. You want a

483
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,199
thick, creamy lube or a silicone
based loop, a water based lube.

484
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,480
Right when this one starts to dry
out a little, any kind of rewetting

485
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:37,480
action is going to get it slippery
again. So lick your finger. Both

486
00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:42,440
you lick your finger and rub your
fingers together and feel how slippery it is

487
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,559
again. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's what happens baby slip and slot.

488
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,000
Yes, so maybe tell your partner
they gotta lick it before they stick it.

489
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:54,599
I'll now, do you sell waterproof
sheets as well? No, but

490
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:58,960
we do have a spray that drives
up wet spots instantly. Oh wait,

491
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:02,119
yeah, it's called baby power.
No, it's called between the sheets.

492
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:07,679
Nobody in the wet spot for older
people of the little incontinent at night.

493
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,719
That's nice to know no longer needed
diapers. Wow, all right, the

494
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,440
next one, you guys are both
gonna taste the same. This is one

495
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:20,679
of my most popular selling lubes.
Okay, it's really good. It makes

496
00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:25,159
sure you give me enough. There
you go, taste it. This one's

497
00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:30,199
a thick, creamy lube. So
this one can be used for analaginal.

498
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:40,119
This is for tongue darts for it's
for butt. Lube's sugary. Yeah,

499
00:35:40,119 --> 00:35:45,039
it's sugary too. It's got a
sweet taste to it, and I can

500
00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:49,440
use that for the butt. Yeah. Oh, you could eat a mouthful

501
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:58,639
of shit and not tasted. All
these are gluten free, sugar Free's approved.

502
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:00,719
There's no point at that point.
If you see me eating little,

503
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:06,280
don't judge, right, all right, yeah exactly. Sometimes a Hallmark movie

504
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,480
on a Saturday night, I just
like to go to that bottle of loop.

505
00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:10,559
I don't know anymore, Yeah,
a little bit more, all right.

506
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:16,400
I have a gasp, but I'm
gonna I like how flick it is

507
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:21,920
in my mouth. It reminds me
of buck cream. It tastes like like

508
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:29,960
a sugar cookie. You're very close. Yeah, I'm gonna say vanilla cake.

509
00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:35,960
Yeah, vanilla cupcake, vanilla cupcakes. He's just like dessert, right,

510
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:37,239
Yes, it does. As soon
as you mentioned buck cream. I

511
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:43,599
knew I was gonna get it.
I'm a professional. So this one is

512
00:36:43,639 --> 00:36:47,679
actually really popular with the ladies,
right, so giving oral favors, nobody

513
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,920
texts. Nobody likes to taste the
plain penis with a side of sweaty balls.

514
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,239
Right, so flavored up, you
get the job done? Quicker I

515
00:36:54,280 --> 00:37:01,559
heard as. You can use it
for oral flavoring, you can lick it

516
00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:06,880
off, your partner can use it
with toys. Yeah, damn, yeah,

517
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,639
that's good. Is there a more? Or was it right? Now?

518
00:37:08,679 --> 00:37:14,480
Okay, you may take off your
blindfolds. All right, it's a

519
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:19,360
whole different world there. That was
wonderful. Yes, that was I like

520
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,880
the episode just knocked the camera.
That's uh, I guess I never thought.

521
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,719
Do they still sell like the edible
panties and things like that? Don't?

522
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:32,159
That's like novelty. It is a
novelty, right, but this is

523
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:36,000
star on Mount Red right? Yeah, you know what I mean? But

524
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,679
who wants that? It's like a
fruit roll up? It's terrible. It's

525
00:37:37,679 --> 00:37:43,639
not good teeth. Yes, oh
my god, you don't want to smile

526
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:45,360
after that. No, that's good. Oh sorry, this is a piece

527
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:53,519
of excuse me, that's that's come
out of church and something. I don't

528
00:37:53,559 --> 00:37:57,480
know. So when you started your
day to day, Paul, did you

529
00:37:57,519 --> 00:38:00,320
have any idea that you would I
mean, this was never even in your

530
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,800
thought process that you'd be at a
sex toy party by the end of the

531
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,599
day. Well, I mean that's
that's you're taking tomorrow off now too.

532
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:13,239
It depends what I go home with. Yeah, you might need to for

533
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,360
Noah cream. Yeah, we have
it in strawberry cheesecake. I won't I

534
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:21,079
want to ask where you work,
But what do you do? I do

535
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:23,559
a heating and air conditioning Okay,
make people comfortable, Yes, you do

536
00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:32,000
the comfortable. She makes them comfortable, to heat them up. She makes

537
00:38:32,039 --> 00:38:36,079
him sweat. You were going down
all right, it's a good it's a

538
00:38:36,119 --> 00:38:40,079
good combo there. I think we
can get a whole thing. Yeah,

539
00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:46,440
you know, whatever's happening over there, that's very interesting. So these different

540
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:52,840
loops very popular, I would yeah, because so this, just like me,

541
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,800
is really popular, right because it's
like I said, it feels like

542
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,000
a woman's own natural lubrication is not
sticky. It's not gonna it's not going

543
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:00,440
to drip down your leg when you're
done, right, you know, we

544
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,000
talked about. That's not going to
happen with that, gotcha. Yep.

545
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:09,239
So tell me about this automatic drying
wet spot stuff. I've never heard of

546
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:14,800
shit between the sheets, right,
it's our magic spray. It soakscept wet

547
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:20,159
spots on the sheets. It makes
sure sheets feel like silky sad really,

548
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,599
yeah, you can, you know, deodorize them. You can spray your

549
00:39:23,639 --> 00:39:29,000
linen, but most importantly, nobody
wants to sleep in the wet spots.

550
00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:31,079
So when you're done, you got
that. Actually, I actually like you

551
00:39:31,159 --> 00:39:35,079
enjoy it. You could use it
on your last trip down the lake.

552
00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:38,480
The better Yeah, the wetter the
better. Well, you know you did

553
00:39:38,519 --> 00:39:42,639
a good job, right, The
wetter the better. At least it's almost

554
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:45,480
like a badge. It's letting you
know it's an achievement. It's an achievement.

555
00:39:45,639 --> 00:39:51,000
You just hold like arm's length away
and it dries it up. Wow.

556
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,280
Yeah, who knew this technology?
Boy? The world we live in

557
00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:55,960
in twenty twenty four, I mean
yeah, I mean who I thought the

558
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,559
iPhone was amazing, but this may
really really betwe sheets me They take the

559
00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:04,880
cake on that. Yeah, I
know that we're getting close to we have

560
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,519
a household pize Okay. One of
the cool things that you do is people

561
00:40:07,519 --> 00:40:12,440
can win prizes. You sell them
explain the raffle. One of them that

562
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,559
I love to do is the raffle. Right, I call it buster booty

563
00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:19,880
for five dollars. I go around
their buster booty with raffle tickets eight dollars.

564
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,280
I go around both. The bigger
the better, right, we're them

565
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,440
for bigger. Here wants to be
smaller. We're going to go for bigger

566
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,719
for this. And then that amount
of raffle tickets get entered to win the

567
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,199
prize, and usually the prize vibrates, so it's a fun game. My

568
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,559
tickets had to go back down the
party city and gets small out of tickets,

569
00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:40,079
extra batteries. Well what are you
going now? And I'll play a

570
00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:45,079
couple of games throughout the party for
more prizes. If you bring a friend

571
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:47,079
to the party that wasn't on the
invite list, you get a prize all

572
00:40:47,199 --> 00:40:52,639
polish home something for freezing man,
Paul, you are not going to work

573
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:55,960
tomorrow, wouding. If you bring
three shopping friends, then the person that

574
00:40:57,039 --> 00:41:00,679
brought the friends gets a buzzing prize
from me. It's above a yeah,

575
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:06,239
what's the buzzing, buzzing, and
yeah, they do the same, but

576
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:10,800
it's just whatever I picked for them. Sometimes you need a little yeah slow,

577
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,880
oh yeah, I mean yeah.
If someone doesn't like their price and

578
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:20,239
they didn't open it, they can
in the shopping room turn it back in

579
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:32,039
for credit towards their order. Us. No, no, this is not

580
00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:37,280
good. Will never know what someone's
into. Well, that's true too,

581
00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:40,360
that's right. You know some people
like the smell of Do they sell anything

582
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:45,199
that would be close to the scent
of sex? Which I know sounds ridiculously

583
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:51,159
so no, we I mean,
the only thing we sell is stuff with

584
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:55,119
pheromones in it. So pheromones have
your own natural scent. Right, so

585
00:41:55,239 --> 00:42:00,639
we have peroomones induced products. Where
do they work? Yes? They do?

586
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,880
You guys love me right now?
Right we do. I'm wearing pheromone.

587
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,440
Yes, okay. So pheromones help
you be may work in a better

588
00:42:08,519 --> 00:42:13,599
mood. They help you feel more
confident and attractive. They attract people to

589
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,039
you, not just want to hump
your leg attracted to, but they like

590
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:20,360
the vibes you're putting off. It's
the pheromones. Okay, yeah, so

591
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:25,639
we saw like a rollerball pheromone a
lot of our our body oils have pheromones

592
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:30,400
in it. Our perfumes have pheromones
in it. Wow, yeah, okay,

593
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,920
that's uh. I hear a lot
about pheromones. And I've even seen

594
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,159
these ridiculous ads like on social media
where women are like stripping over themselves to

595
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:42,079
get to some guy. Oh,
come all the way before they started talking

596
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:44,960
about it, TikTok. I never
thought I needed pheromones, but I might

597
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,440
need something. You might. Our
men scent has pheromones in it. Text

598
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:52,360
just use ax. What's the men
said? Yeah, we have two cents

599
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,239
for men or manly sense. One
is Titan and that's our most popular.

600
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,840
That's a leather and bergamo. And
then we have at list, which is

601
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:05,960
like a cigar smoky sun. Really
do you have lace with extra shee?

602
00:43:06,199 --> 00:43:16,800
Now where are you going? Seventy
stuff and the miner day. See guy

603
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:22,559
here, he knows Colley's at the
wrong party. Yeah, so Jamie's here,

604
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,239
the whole family. You know what's
funny is is Laura's mom here.

605
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:30,000
We'll have to get her on in
the next segment. We women of all

606
00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:34,199
ages. Well, I think it
is Paulie. You may know is an

607
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,199
Sharon. She's in her eighties.
Am I wrong? She's up there?

608
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,119
Yeah, yes, yes, Well
Mick Jagger's still out playing. I went

609
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:43,360
to see him in Cleveland, so
I guess you gotta go. I can

610
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,519
tell you sure, it's still parties. Still, I'm gonna say she's still

611
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:51,639
parties. I'll leave it in front
of the microphone. She's a lot of

612
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:53,880
fun. I'm excited. I'm excited. Started. All right, Well,

613
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,199
we will get the party started.
We will will take a moment and then

614
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,159
the party, and then we'll come
back after the party. Yeah, we'll

615
00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:04,199
do between. We can take a
little break for them to get a retail

616
00:44:04,199 --> 00:44:07,159
on their drink and that would be
perfect in a snack. And then before

617
00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:08,840
I move on to the toys,
we can do that. Okay, all

618
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,239
right, So as we go mild
to wild, yeah, mile to wild.

619
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,800
I like it. I like the
idea. All right, we'll get

620
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,400
to all that coming up right after
this. But I got to tell you

621
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,039
about BTV, wood Fire, Piach
and grill in the mallic research Kevin,

622
00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:24,280
if you I mean, after you
have some of these toys, you're gonna

623
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,519
work up on app until you got
to go over there and get the uh

624
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,320
something like the spinach, artichoke crunch
rap phenomenal. That's great. We had

625
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:37,639
the Southwest chicken salad. That's one
of my favorites. Lisa serves it for

626
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,719
lunch over at bTB. Yeah,
absolutely, yeah, I love it.

627
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,639
BTV is it's great for lunch.
Once a week for lunch. Look at

628
00:44:43,679 --> 00:44:46,320
you. That's phenomenal. I love
hearing that. And then the Brussels Sprouts

629
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:50,840
which is another shareable. And if
you want to go catch a baseball game,

630
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,719
they get over fifty TVs. You
can catch all the games going on

631
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,880
there. Uh, now that you
know hockey, basketball is over, but

632
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,519
we're right in the thick of it. And don't forget, you know,

633
00:44:59,079 --> 00:45:02,039
start playing for your you want to
start planning now for your fantasy football parties.

634
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,719
And they have a room that you
can host it in and you need

635
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,760
to book that and you can do
that at bTB rockbtbroc dot com a bTB

636
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,960
wood Fire, Peacha and Grill Pauly
goes once a week for lunch. I

637
00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:15,239
say, why not go there even
on a date night. They have that

638
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,000
nice patio. It gets a little
cool in the evening. They light up

639
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,480
the fire pitch. You go out
there, you get yourself a mule,

640
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:24,320
and you sit back and you have
a delicious cocktail and relax with your significant

641
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,320
other. And then you go home
and you play with your toys exactly.

642
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,039
That's right. Play with your toys, belly, that's it exactly, and

643
00:45:31,039 --> 00:45:35,400
then get looped up. Let me
tell yourself that you're a pro. You

644
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:38,000
are a pro. Don't let anybody
tell you otherwise. That is almost demo

645
00:45:38,079 --> 00:45:43,119
time, right, So we're doing
demo time. Danam sixty nine. Wow,

646
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,440
I love it all right. All
that and more coming up right after

647
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,760
this. The Wings are home this
weekend for our Marble superhero weekend. Riday

648
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,639
is our Marble Defenders of the Diamond
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649
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of America bubblehead giveaway and fireworks Sunday
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650
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visit Redwingsbaseball dot com. Red White
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651
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:13,239
that focuses on the Great Empire State
wineries, breweries, distilleries. You can

652
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,199
get a nice flight. Let's say
you get a nice flight of beers from

653
00:46:15,199 --> 00:46:20,039
around the state. You pair that
up with a nice cher couterie board that

654
00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:23,760
they have over there Red White and
Brew and you've got the perfect date night.

655
00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:29,079
Let's say you're thinking about hitting a
couple of wineries along one of the

656
00:46:29,079 --> 00:46:30,920
finger legs, and you go,
well, we can only get to so

657
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many. You could go to redwhiteon
Brew and plan your trip by tasting the

658
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,039
wines from different wineries and go ooh, this would be one that everybody in

659
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:42,639
the group would love. You do
a little pregaming at Red White and Brew

660
00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:45,960
a little homework. Redwaiton Brew is
at one forty seven State Street. If

661
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,960
you don't follow them on Facebook,
please do. They have a lot of

662
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,559
great events and they post them all
there and on their website as well at

663
00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:57,599
Red Whiton Brew Rock. That's Redwaightonbrew
roc dot com. If you're ready to

664
00:46:57,599 --> 00:47:00,599
make this this summer you'll never forget, then you you've got to get to

665
00:47:00,679 --> 00:47:04,920
Victor Chrysler, Dodgeteep bram On Root
ninety six in Victor. It's to make

666
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,039
this summer event. And they've got
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667
00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:13,280
the brand new twenty twenty four Jeep
Compass Limited four by four. Lease it

668
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,880
for just two nineteen a month for
twenty seven months. That's right, Just

669
00:47:17,039 --> 00:47:21,920
two hundred and nineteen dollars a month
first payment DMV taxes and fees do with

670
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,920
signing with twenty five hundred cash or
trades seventy five hundred miles per year.

671
00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:29,280
Must have leased the loyalty seed dealer
for details exclusion supply. Or maybe you're

672
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,960
eye and something bigger. How about
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673
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X four x four. Lease it
for only three thirty nine a month for

674
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,840
twenty four months first payment, DMV
taxes and fees do with signing with thirty

675
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,599
five hundred casher trades seventy five hundred
miles per year. Must have conquest seed

676
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dealer for details exclusion supply. So
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677
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keys and head to Victor Chrysler,
Dodge, Jeep bram Root ninety six in

678
00:47:52,079 --> 00:48:15,199
Victor and check them out online at
Victor cdjr dot com and showing the stem

679
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:19,440
o whip it. Yes, I
used to do a dance to this and

680
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,119
my friends had a jukebox in their
basement when I was like ten years old.

681
00:48:22,159 --> 00:48:24,800
I used to take my undershirt off
and I would come out and do

682
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:30,119
a host and whip it Radio it
is like radio radio, very similar to

683
00:48:30,199 --> 00:48:35,000
radio. Did you ever do radio? And Sharon, I was in love

684
00:48:35,039 --> 00:48:37,800
with the DJ? Well, I
was at DJ for thirty years. Was

685
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,480
a radio station? You did?
Which one college? Where did you go

686
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:45,159
to college? Saint Banadventure? St. Bonaventure? Up? Okay yeah,

687
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:51,760
wofm Okay, there you go.
I worked at the station. What did

688
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,840
you do there? But I didn't
do any of this ship? Oh you

689
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,760
do any of this ship? Well, you know what, here's a great

690
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:59,400
thing. Here's the great thing in
Sharon, you can take on the internet

691
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,159
in a podcas you can say all
the words on radio. You can't say

692
00:49:02,199 --> 00:49:05,719
all the words, but you can
say all the words. You can say

693
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,599
all the words. So we're at
Laura's house. We had a yes,

694
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,440
okay, we were at Laura's house. And where it's Laura's and Sharon's here.

695
00:49:15,679 --> 00:49:21,079
We went through the lubs that you
can get different flavored lubes, loobs

696
00:49:21,119 --> 00:49:25,880
that you could use at our waterproof
or silicone and all those things. And

697
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:30,800
we'll get to the toys for the
buildo party in just a bit. But

698
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,360
this is a nice crowd. You
got a good group here. You did

699
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,920
all your crazy friends that cave I
know, but you know the hoop chicks

700
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:43,440
are. Yes, they're very entertaining. But Aunt Sharon, I have to

701
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,480
say, so, you live in
Denver, Colorado. Well, Denver,

702
00:49:46,599 --> 00:49:50,559
so Colorado was always one of my
I wanted to live there. I lived

703
00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:52,480
in Park City, Utah for a
few minutes. That was a pretty nice

704
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:57,280
it's a pretty nice place. And
then I went over to uh to look

705
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,320
at the University of Boulder and I
loved it. I loved Oh boy,

706
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:05,159
that is some beautiful, beautiful stuff
over there to share. Because we've had

707
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:09,880
so much early spring rain. Everything
is grain yeah, which is not always.

708
00:50:10,079 --> 00:50:13,639
No, it's not because sometimes it
gets really dry. You get a

709
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:16,440
lot of sunshine in there. Do
you live in Denver proper or do you

710
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:22,599
live You do right in the city
right behind Denver University. Okay, because

711
00:50:22,639 --> 00:50:25,679
my sister my brother in law was
a US District attorney out of Denver for

712
00:50:25,679 --> 00:50:30,400
a little while and they lived.
There's some park we used to go to

713
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:34,199
when I would go there, and
the greatest thing was you smelled weed all

714
00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:36,840
the time. And I went,
this is like, well, here's the

715
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,280
weird thing. I'd grown up,
not like ninety miles outside of Manhattan,

716
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:44,440
I would take the train down a
lot in my later teen years, and

717
00:50:44,519 --> 00:50:47,480
you would. I remember seeing guys
smoking weed in right in front of cops

718
00:50:47,639 --> 00:50:51,400
in Times Square and they weren't.
There's a bigger shit going on, so

719
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,280
they're not stopping them. But the
fact that it's legal, and it's legal

720
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:59,159
here now. But Denver seemed to
do it right. New York State completely

721
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,639
screwed the boots on this by making
it legal with no legal way to get

722
00:51:02,679 --> 00:51:06,159
it right. You could possess it, but you couldn't buy it anywhere.

723
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,159
That was always the problem, and
Denver seemed to do it right. It's

724
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,800
making the city or a lot of
money. Yes, I'm sure it is.

725
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:17,119
I'll tell you my favorite Aunt Sharon's
story. Oh wait, Aunt Sharon,

726
00:51:17,159 --> 00:51:21,280
you're gonna be alright with this.
How old did Aunt Sharon? See?

727
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,880
How old she was? Just a
few minutes ago? You asked me

728
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:27,159
where I was? No, not
where? I said, how old?

729
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,239
How old? I know? Did
she? Seventy six? Seventy six?

730
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:36,159
Said that I'm seventy seventy six,
ten months? In ten months, I

731
00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:39,440
hear vegas and ten months and ten
months. I'm sorry, seventy six and

732
00:51:39,519 --> 00:51:44,239
ten months. So Aunt Sharon.
Years ago, I went out to hike

733
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:49,519
in Colorado and I was pregnant and
I get there and I'm staying with Aunt

734
00:51:49,519 --> 00:51:52,480
Sharon with my ex husband, and
Aunt Cherry goes, oh, Laura,

735
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:57,360
I made pop brownies for you,
and I'm like, in care, I'm

736
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,719
pregnant. I can't eat pop brownies. And then she'd say Ethan, and

737
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,159
she's like, oohthan, you can
have the pop brownies with me. Ethan

738
00:52:04,199 --> 00:52:06,880
had sillyax. He was allergic to
brownies, and she's like, oh,

739
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:12,320
okay, I'll just eat the pot
brownies. Would never I would not do

740
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,840
anything like that. I did take
them three blocks away to the local part.

741
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:20,360
Yes, yeah you did, she
did. Did they pay you for

742
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:24,360
them? You know? No,
No, I was pregnant. I couldnot

743
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:29,800
partake in any fun. I thought
they ought to know what was going on

744
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,760
in Calwood. So you're ancharyon.
You're as old as as my parents,

745
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,920
right like right up in that age. And so my mom has never done

746
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,360
any gummies or anything. And then
she was up with my brother and she

747
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,360
did one and she got so high
and my brother facetimed me and she's just

748
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,840
laughing and laughing and laughing and then
my father, I don't think has ever

749
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,960
done any and he went do a
dispensary he lives in Jersey and bought them,

750
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:58,800
but says he hasn't tried them.
So I'm thinking I may have to

751
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,800
go down and visit them and we'll
wanted to get I bought my mom's and

752
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:07,559
TC chocolates actually with Kevin one time, and I gave them to her and

753
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,280
to help her sleep, and she
still hasn't taken them, okay. And

754
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:14,599
if I called her over right now, she'd be like, oh, I

755
00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:17,360
should take them. You're saying with
Mom, you should remind her so that

756
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:22,400
we should take the sleepy chocolates.
Have you always been open to marijuana?

757
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,599
Like I was a piece of card
volunteer and Kenya and we grow it,

758
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:30,320
Oh you did, and we have
people that sold it to us. Yeah,

759
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:34,639
a quarter for us. Okay.
So here's what I always wondered when

760
00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:37,000
it came to marijuana. When I
was a kid, they burned it in

761
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:40,440
my fourth grade classroom and said if
you smell this, come find an adult.

762
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,760
And it was like the worst thing
you could do. And I'm thinking,

763
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,719
now we hear all the medicinal reasons
why to do it, but it

764
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,679
was always probably way better than alcohol, right, I mean, and I

765
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,320
think an alcohol ascolately. Yes,
it is. Well, we didn't want

766
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,639
to let it in because alcohol was
making people money. Money. Yeah,

767
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,920
it's all money. Yeah, it
is money. That's absolutely true, it

768
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000
is. Yeah. And then and
the pop brownings were always a big thing

769
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:12,519
because I grew up down near Woodstock
and there was I remember smoking a joint

770
00:54:12,639 --> 00:54:17,679
at a graduation party with my friend's
mom, one of my favorite things.

771
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:22,920
And but I was always told,
this is a teacher of mine said,

772
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:27,920
don't smoke a joint because it's burned
so hot it could melt the soldering on

773
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,519
a roach clip. That you're better
off doing a water bomb or eating it.

774
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:34,400
And at the time, this would
be the late eighties, there weren't

775
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:38,000
many edibles. I'm a huge fan
of edibles. And by the way,

776
00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:47,239
I rubbed some kind of cream on
my nipple and it's like feeling I got

777
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:53,119
so good. What was the name
of it is it called? Ask your

778
00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:59,320
wife what it was called? Well, your tink? Oh my god,

779
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:06,079
it'd be a whole band down there. So an Sharon are you Harry posits?

780
00:55:06,159 --> 00:55:10,519
And Sharon has always been very vocal
about her love of marijuana and the

781
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:15,400
benefits though, because I have anxiety, and I remember years and years ago

782
00:55:16,039 --> 00:55:21,519
she flew home with THHD drops for
me to put under my tongue to help

783
00:55:21,559 --> 00:55:25,079
me when I would have my panic
attacks. It's called oh. That cream

784
00:55:25,119 --> 00:55:31,880
that I put on my nipples called
oh oh unbelievable. Yes? Are now?

785
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,880
Are you were a nurse by Is
that your trade? Yeah? See

786
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:44,039
I What was my your professional occupation? Your third occupation? What were your

787
00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:47,840
other occupations? I was a truck
driver for my chat. Shut up?

788
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,119
Really you could drive an eighteen wheeler? No, they like bock up trucks

789
00:55:52,159 --> 00:55:55,880
with parts. But I went around
a lot of places in New York State

790
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:01,079
and outside of it. Okay,
delivering parts in my high school summers and

791
00:56:01,199 --> 00:56:06,599
my college summer. Wow, look
at a little money. Yeah, sure

792
00:56:06,679 --> 00:56:09,159
that's great. So did you learn
all about like it was going on Harry

793
00:56:09,159 --> 00:56:12,840
Potters, break parts and all kinds
of things. I did a lot of

794
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,840
Yeah. And it was before women
got into trucks, right, And my

795
00:56:16,079 --> 00:56:22,199
dad would always be really excited about
the run, would go, he goes,

796
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:25,599
nobody can make the run like that, you know, And I'm like

797
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:31,840
Dad, I went to a high
school kid in shorts and did they come

798
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:36,719
back and they see me in the
door and they and they come up to

799
00:56:37,199 --> 00:56:40,360
and they unload the park and they
do it for you. That done and

800
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:45,760
done. It was before a lot
of other women were out there. Yeah,

801
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:51,239
we're so sweet to me. What
was the second profession? Then,

802
00:56:51,480 --> 00:57:00,320
my second profession, I worked in
a in a biochemistry lab okay, doing

803
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:04,360
cancer research, doing cancer research.
Yeah, and then you became a nurse

804
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:09,000
after that, the cancer No that
I that. I was a teacher okay,

805
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:13,079
in peace cord in a peace corn, Kenya. And we had a

806
00:57:13,119 --> 00:57:23,159
lot of pot there, yes,
brown there, okay. And when we

807
00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:28,079
weren't teaching kids, we had a
lot of parties. I'm sure it was

808
00:57:28,079 --> 00:57:30,440
probably a bunch of young people.
How old were you at the time that

809
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:35,800
you were in Kenyon? I turned
thirty thirty. You were old. It

810
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,679
was an old one. Yeah,
that's amazing, old man had all you

811
00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:45,280
taught some young men, You young
man a figure to come on in share

812
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:49,519
no lie to me, no lie
to me, and shared I can tell.

813
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,559
And I had one of those bills
were World Champions tea shirts. I

814
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,119
was one of my one of my
notes in there was about three men in

815
00:57:57,199 --> 00:58:00,480
a bed. That was you,
and I thought you were going to be

816
00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:05,719
the one who you saw more of
vagina as the most man. I thought

817
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,679
it was. I thought you were
going to say that you saw more of

818
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,519
vagina's the most man, because I
was going to say you a lot of

819
00:58:12,519 --> 00:58:14,960
babies, there's a lot of those, are true? Were you an o

820
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:20,159
I n nurse? I did.
I helped delivered babies, lived in labor

821
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:22,960
and delivery. It was not a
midwife, it was a delivery nurse.

822
00:58:23,039 --> 00:58:28,639
Yes, and you delivered babies too, and so I did that for thirteen

823
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,199
years. Wow. But that was
after being a teacher in Chiah, And

824
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:37,039
that was Did you really love the
teaching you see? Say, I can

825
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:39,320
see you seem to light up when
you talk about the teaching. I love

826
00:58:39,679 --> 00:58:45,639
peace cards. Yes, I think
that that kind of service is a really

827
00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:49,079
important thing to do. I think
it's a missing thing. A lot of

828
00:58:49,079 --> 00:58:52,719
times, what everybody, or many
people that are Peace Carps volunteers come back

829
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:57,239
and tell you is it was the
best experience of their lives. Yeah,

830
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,360
and it was. Yeah, I
can see that. I grew up Claire.

831
00:59:00,599 --> 00:59:02,599
Yeah, I had a boyfriend that
taught me how to how old was

832
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:07,679
your boyfriend? But you were thirty. Yes, I figured twenty three with

833
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:15,480
the young Ron the Cradle from Rob
the Cradle. You'll train them. I

834
00:59:15,559 --> 00:59:22,079
learned them from and Sharon. Yes, did you were you married? May

835
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:27,079
I ask a personal question? Were
you married? No? Good? Never

836
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,360
never married? No, God bless
you. There's more fun. Yes,

837
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:34,639
there is more fun. Yes,
there is more fun. Yes. I

838
00:59:34,679 --> 00:59:37,039
was telling them last night on the
podcast. I was like, you,

839
00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:39,920
guys, you will be so excited
to meet my aunt Sharon. She let

840
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:45,079
people shave her head for her fiftieth
birthday. She's let people pierce body parts,

841
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:50,280
like. She comes home with different
color hairs at the time. Today

842
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,760
you have tinsel in your hair like
yeah, yes, and Karen just lives.

843
00:59:55,719 --> 00:59:59,599
Yeah. I think you will this
fun, but you can always make

844
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:02,679
more fun. Well I think I
agree, and you also give back.

845
01:00:04,239 --> 01:00:07,559
Oh so like she was just in
Uganda, very sweet, but you do

846
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:13,320
you were just in Uganda? Yeah? Yes, what were you doing in

847
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,239
Uganda helping get water to town.
I'm trying to find that twenty three year

848
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:25,280
old I know I left somewhere now. Yeah, yeah, she was when

849
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,679
you were a Peace Corps volunteer.
Ken you you had so many men asked

850
01:00:29,719 --> 01:00:35,119
to marry you. I'm sure.
Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah did you

851
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,400
did you were there any No?
They lost some money upon it. Now

852
01:00:39,599 --> 01:00:44,119
I would ask like, here,
here's I want to ask a question,

853
01:00:44,159 --> 01:00:47,239
but it would be an odd question. Some I would assume. No,

854
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:52,039
but none of my friends will here
of this, right, No, So

855
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,800
I would assume then that some of
them were also Peace Corps volunteers, that

856
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:01,360
you were with, that that you
dated other Peace Corps volunteers, or were

857
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:08,599
they people who were lived in Kenyon? Russian mobsters? She liked the Kenyon

858
01:01:08,639 --> 01:01:12,920
No, she liked the Kenyans.
No, I got it. They were

859
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,079
lovely to look at it. Yeah, where I got it from? Oh

860
01:01:16,119 --> 01:01:21,880
my god. But the Englishmen were
a lot of fun. Yes, I'm

861
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:27,280
sure they just tickled me. Yes, well, she's got a product for

862
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,480
that if you want. Tom.
No, but I think that I know

863
01:01:30,519 --> 01:01:34,440
what you're saying. They're a little
more open and funny and free. There's

864
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,719
a freedom, right. Their accent
alone just just makes you smile. Yes,

865
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,119
it does. Yeah, I agree. I can see where that would

866
01:01:43,119 --> 01:01:46,400
be an attractive thing. So what
made you join the Peace Corps? And

867
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:52,000
thirty is forgive me, it's not
old right here I said at fifty two,

868
01:01:52,119 --> 01:01:54,280
it isn't old, but it's old
sort of for that when a lot

869
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:57,840
of the people over there were probably
twenty two to twenty three that are joined

870
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:01,840
in Peace Corps. So Laura will
tell you one of the wonderful things about

871
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:08,639
our family is that of one of
the wonderful things my dad did for us

872
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:15,199
is to teach us the value of
family. And we did everything together.

873
01:02:15,719 --> 01:02:21,440
In fact, there was sometimes but
it was difficult to have friends outside because

874
01:02:21,559 --> 01:02:32,480
you had to be there a lot. And so I found myself interesting,

875
01:02:32,599 --> 01:02:37,840
Well, you're really kind of a
why soul are you no to find a

876
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,960
way to get friends beyond the circle
of family? You join the Peace Corps

877
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,960
and you go and do some good
work small. It was a transition that

878
01:02:45,039 --> 01:02:52,400
happened over time. When you have
a family with tugs and love and affection

879
01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:58,760
and the joy of sports and playing
together, you do love being with them.

880
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:05,679
And then but yeah, there's this
this collect this connection that makes it

881
01:03:05,719 --> 01:03:08,159
hard to leave, right, But
yet on the outside of that, there's

882
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:13,760
so much more. Yeah, And
so I started by first going to Buffalo,

883
01:03:14,239 --> 01:03:17,079
Okay. Then I went to Boston. Then I went to San Francisco,

884
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:22,679
gotcha. Then went from your friends, right, you went to the

885
01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:25,920
other side of the world. Literally
we learned different things. Yes, you

886
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:30,199
do. I think it's amazing experience. That's a lot of wonderful experience.

887
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:34,960
You should write a book, have
you thought? I mean, honestly,

888
01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:38,480
like that sounds. I have one
set of cousins that's not my immediate like

889
01:03:38,639 --> 01:03:42,920
family and maybe a family. But
every time I go there, they beg

890
01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:45,519
me to write. I think you
should. Family doesn't do that so much.

891
01:03:45,679 --> 01:03:50,639
Noman really right, No one really
says that, so does Aunt Sharon.

892
01:03:50,679 --> 01:03:53,400
Now do you do you have a
person in your life? Is there

893
01:03:53,639 --> 01:04:00,519
a guy or anybody? No?
Cats? Huh cats cats? I have

894
01:04:00,599 --> 01:04:04,239
great cats, oh, my one. But you have a lot of energy,

895
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:09,280
like I would assume that there's some
gentleman that would be very interesting you

896
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:13,480
have. Yeah, if you have
any wilbrid blood in you, there's always

897
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:17,480
energy. Yes, but it's true. Yeah, right. Our family is

898
01:04:17,599 --> 01:04:21,920
very lively, very lively, energetic
fun. I love to go out and

899
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:27,440
get people together, have different groups. Yes, my mom does the same

900
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,960
thing. Different groups that I give
with. I go to a food bank,

901
01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:36,119
I work at a hospice. Yeah, yeah, like that's good to

902
01:04:36,199 --> 01:04:41,760
me, So why not do right
wonderful things back and it makes you feel

903
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,679
good, It enriches life. I
think the person that when you I always

904
01:04:45,719 --> 01:04:49,039
believe this, when you think good
thoughts about somebody else, the beneficiary is

905
01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:54,320
you. Right, when I think
good thoughts of someone else, the beneficiary

906
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,119
is me. And I think that's
an important thing to realize. Well,

907
01:04:57,119 --> 01:05:00,559
you know what I love about you
the most is that you I don't need

908
01:05:00,639 --> 01:05:06,320
anybody. Oh you're very You're very
good by yourself. Yes, well no

909
01:05:05,559 --> 01:05:08,599
I don't no, no, no, no, no, no, you

910
01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:14,239
do, but you do what you
don't get that I did do that.

911
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,880
But you don't need anybody, you
know what I'm saying. Like she's she's

912
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,559
always been independent. I think it's
where I get it from. Like an

913
01:05:20,639 --> 01:05:25,320
Taron and I are very much like
in strong willed, strong opinion. We

914
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,800
will do we rub we want it, yeah, people the wrong way or

915
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,679
rub each other each other because we're
similar where like Yeah, but we're both

916
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:36,440
like the most I would say of
our entire Wilbert family, the most giving,

917
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:42,480
Like we want to do for others
more than most of our family.

918
01:05:42,639 --> 01:05:46,280
We go we go outside of our
family more so. Yeah, social circles.

919
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:51,599
I think our family gives a lot, but we go further out.

920
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:59,920
Would you describe yourself as a hippie
always on the edge, on the edge,

921
01:06:00,199 --> 01:06:03,519
bohemian. Yeah, my mom more
bohemian too. My mom is like

922
01:06:03,679 --> 01:06:09,440
level three reiki. She goes to
I have to go back to Dunbar to

923
01:06:09,559 --> 01:06:12,800
learn. Yes, my mom is
a level three Reiki. She also goes

924
01:06:13,039 --> 01:06:15,079
Barred College, which is down in
the Rhymeebeck area and used to be one

925
01:06:15,079 --> 01:06:18,840
of the most expensive universities in the
country to go to. Uh they do

926
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:23,840
adult classes. She does curriculum for
them, and she teaches and she loves

927
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:27,119
all that stuff. Yeah, very
similar energy. But Laura will tell you

928
01:06:27,159 --> 01:06:30,920
when she is a little kid,
I'd come home with crystals. Oh yeah,

929
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,679
she would do the chakras where she
would like she would make you lie

930
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:39,159
down and she would do all the
chakra points. Yeah, and like clear

931
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:41,800
the energy out of it. What
do you think, Like, I'm a

932
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:45,360
big believer that all the world is
energy. It's just energy and if you

933
01:06:45,519 --> 01:06:49,199
and you can control it through your
mind. We don't, and it's hard

934
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:53,840
and the human experience is tough.
And that's why there's things like gummies that

935
01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:57,639
can make us forget the things that
we need to forget. Right, But

936
01:06:57,719 --> 01:07:02,199
it's all energy, and it's about
attracting the right energy. There's gotta be

937
01:07:02,239 --> 01:07:12,360
another layer to it, because no, it's not it's it's right. But

938
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,559
I think it's all attraction. Attraction, attraction, like you have the power

939
01:07:15,639 --> 01:07:18,559
to attract it all yourself if you
if you tap in the right way.

940
01:07:19,599 --> 01:07:24,960
Yeah. It has to do with
what energy you keep with it. Exactly,

941
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,559
okay, exactly, it's where you're
vibrating at, right. Do you

942
01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:34,000
now? Do you like gummies today? Do I like gummies? No?

943
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:45,280
Edibles? You don't like animal?
She took one. I can't tell I

944
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:53,360
can't tell anything else. What was
it? What was Let me tell you

945
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:59,440
some Let me tell you something.
A five could knock me on my could

946
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,079
like really a five milligram, I'm
like, I got it. That's about

947
01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:05,480
where I can go. I caught
it in half, yes, so for

948
01:08:05,639 --> 01:08:09,800
far. Yeah, but then I'll
take the other hand. I Sharon did

949
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:14,159
the whole ten Look at this.
You need some of that nipple cream.

950
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:20,960
Get her the nipple cream. Then
I have the munchies later. Yes,

951
01:08:21,359 --> 01:08:26,159
come on baby. We know Rocky
Mountain High. That's the way we like

952
01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:28,960
it. All right, we'll take
a moment, we'll get back. We've

953
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:34,439
got a club shaw sh shure,
Rissa show Risa. It's time to get

954
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:38,000
into the wild side. Rissa is
going to get into the wild side.

955
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,239
And I can't wait. I've even
seen people walking around with things. They

956
01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:45,560
go, where does this go?
It was incredibly soft. Yeah, well,

957
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,119
we were about to get there.
In turn, will be wid eyes

958
01:08:48,159 --> 01:08:51,760
on you as they're holding all the
penetrative toys. That's right, Aunt Sharon.

959
01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:57,359
We know, we know, seventy
six years old and going strong for

960
01:08:57,399 --> 01:09:00,000
like another two weeks. So maybe
I can bring around to the podcas not

961
01:09:00,239 --> 01:09:05,079
wonderful. All right, we will
take a ball way and be back right

962
01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:10,239
after these Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New York. I was just talking

963
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:15,600
to somebody about this place, just
saying Tommy Burnett has one of these amazing

964
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,439
creative souls. Like he used to
jump trains when he was a kid,

965
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,720
just for adventure. He would hop
on train, pass it through Fairport and

966
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,800
ride it to wherever. Like this
doesn't sound kind of exciting, don't do

967
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,840
it. I'm not saying do it. I'm just saying that that adventurous soul

968
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:34,000
has put one of the coolest places
on the planet here in Fairport Iron Smoke

969
01:09:34,039 --> 01:09:39,359
Distillery. It is growing by leaps
and bounds. It is one of the

970
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:44,840
most popular whiskeys outside of Kentucky.
That's not my words. Forbes magazine says

971
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,840
it one of the ten best bourbons
outside of Kentucky. I don't think you

972
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,640
can get higher praise than that.
And it's a great place to go and

973
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:53,399
just hang out and hear some live
music. Tonight, you've got a Fairport

974
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:57,760
music that's pop up with almost there. They're gonna be playing beginning at seven

975
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,239
point thirty, playing for a couple
of hours right up till ten. Tomorrow

976
01:10:00,319 --> 01:10:04,159
night, Thursday, June twenty seventh, Shades of Gray Friday Night, check

977
01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:09,720
out the acoustic Sunset sessions beginning at
five with my friend Steve Bartolata and Tim

978
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:13,720
at Steve and Tim. They're back
for a Friday evening at Iron Smoke doing

979
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:17,000
the acoustic stuff, and then Friday
Night, the twenty eighth at eight thirty.

980
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:21,680
It is the biggest eighties party in
town. The Breakfast club, all

981
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:27,760
happening at the coolest place in Town
Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New York,

982
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:35,920
Baby and East Rochester, Toronto.
The Restaurant at the Armory has happy

983
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:40,600
Hour, the perfect excuse to leave
work a little early. Monday through Friday,

984
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:44,439
Toronto has a fantastic happy hour that
begins at four pm and goes till

985
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,000
six pm. You'll find special pricing
on the poor your own beer wall and

986
01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:50,680
five dollars cocktails and glasses of wine. You know, happy hour wouldn't be

987
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:56,439
complete without snacks like their soft pretzel
sticks served with housemade beer, cheese and

988
01:10:56,520 --> 01:11:00,840
honey mustard. Hello and they're just
seven bucks. Hop into the bar and

989
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:04,159
take advantage of these and more.
Trotta the Restaurant at the Armory to see

990
01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:10,079
his wet co sign me up like
I'm surprised as well play with disguise.

991
01:11:10,119 --> 01:11:14,960
I want you to put that big
mac chuck right in the Slytico VI made

992
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,079
me scream? By god, what
is that song? And you guys do

993
01:11:18,199 --> 01:11:24,359
all the words? I'm watching you
a mouth them meet marry on anyone?

994
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:28,399
You did? You knew all the
words? Oh to forget it? Why

995
01:11:28,399 --> 01:11:30,800
we're not allowed to we're not allowed
to say names? Or what does this

996
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,840
Christ we're protecting the innocent here,
christ Christina, all the words you did?

997
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:40,920
All right? So we are wrapping
up the Buildo Party while the Pure

998
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,359
Romance spend a night the Pure Romance
Party. Has it not been entertaining tonight?

999
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,079
I think it's been a lot of
I think it's been very entertaining.

1000
01:11:47,279 --> 01:11:49,479
And I want to know. I've
been doing a set for about twenty five

1001
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:54,520
thirty five minutes here. That's better
than finger legs. Did Carrie? Did

1002
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,039
your wife go in and buy anything
yet? Are you gonna carry? You're

1003
01:11:57,039 --> 01:12:04,000
gonna buy anything? You said?
We're good? Wait are people done buying?

1004
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:09,439
Oh? No, all right,
I gotta go in there buy.

1005
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:14,159
Yeah, I got stuff. I
got stuff, Jamie. Tonight, Jamie,

1006
01:12:14,279 --> 01:12:16,880
I might have everything. Jamie,
No, you're a liar, because

1007
01:12:17,159 --> 01:12:21,920
I saw when a toy came around
you were very very What was it called

1008
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:27,279
the Ghostbuster over the Moon? I
couldn't even remember it ghost I could.

1009
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:30,000
It looked like a little Yeah,
it looked like slimmer. But Jamie,

1010
01:12:30,239 --> 01:12:34,079
Jamie has uh I know your sister. Yeah, and she has helped out

1011
01:12:34,119 --> 01:12:39,159
the podcast. Actually yah, yeah, yeah she was yep, and she

1012
01:12:39,239 --> 01:12:43,840
helped me figure out some things on
canva and different stuff like that on how

1013
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,079
to do it. I didn't have
any of this stuff. But you are,

1014
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:50,840
can I say, like like a
divorce mom? Right? You have

1015
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:55,800
kids? Yeah? And you're dating? I'm dating, yes, And some

1016
01:12:55,840 --> 01:13:00,439
of the dating has been a little
while dating is like, yeah, it's

1017
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,399
like wild wild West out there,
wild wild West. So talk to me

1018
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:05,119
about that for a second, because
are you allowed to say kind of what

1019
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:11,159
happened currently with you? Or some
guy doesn't seem to be emotionally regulated?

1020
01:13:11,159 --> 01:13:15,119
I don't know what it is.
Is that Okay? Oh oh? Why

1021
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:17,720
the ex is calling not me?
Not me? The ex is calling you

1022
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:21,039
because he heard you? Haven't heard
you on the podcast? That? What's

1023
01:13:21,079 --> 01:13:27,119
the problem with this? All right? So what? No? I think

1024
01:13:27,239 --> 01:13:31,800
overall most people that are dating shouldn't
be because they're emotionally unavailable. I would

1025
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:38,800
emotionally unavailable. I would say the
majority of people at our age yes dating.

1026
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:42,520
Well I'm older than you, guys, But but why do you say

1027
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,039
emotionally unvailable. That's a really intelligent
thing to kind of pick up on.

1028
01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:49,600
I think I think that they people
our age have just been through it,

1029
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:56,319
like been through the wringer and have
have been through a terrible marriage or whatever

1030
01:13:56,359 --> 01:13:59,880
it is, and they bring they're
not healing, They're going to strade into

1031
01:14:00,239 --> 01:14:02,039
something else. Yeah, they're going
on to these dams, right to the

1032
01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:05,640
horror phase. Define you would say, yeah, the horror phase. It's

1033
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:09,880
what Stephanie said for guys. But
I find that interesting because I always thought

1034
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:15,439
I was amazed at the number of
guys that would jump into a relationship immediately.

1035
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:19,640
And I always thought that it was
familiarity, Right, you knew this,

1036
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:23,479
this is what you knew. You
had somebody, a steady partner or

1037
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:26,840
somebody who was there, and you
get familiar with that, and so you

1038
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,880
go for that again. And he
may not be making the right choice.

1039
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,960
I think you're picking the exact same
person. Well say, okay, so

1040
01:14:33,119 --> 01:14:36,960
the saying would be something like,
you know, uh, same story,

1041
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:41,000
different players, exactly right, same
story, different players. Yeah, So

1042
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:45,880
okay, do you feel that way
for yourself? No, I think I'm

1043
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:50,479
emotionally aware like I have, you
know, I'm I feel like I'm ready,

1044
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:55,079
but I can immediately pick on someone, pick up on someone that's not.

1045
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,039
Yeah, Christina, what's the matter
over there? You get your hands

1046
01:14:58,079 --> 01:15:01,560
Christina, what's going on with let's
say, what's happening, what's going on

1047
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:06,039
over there? I heard stories about
Christina like having a lot of fun throughout

1048
01:15:06,039 --> 01:15:09,720
the day. Christina, what do
you want to know? She doesn't care

1049
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:13,920
about emotionally available available, She just
wants what's up? You just want to

1050
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:16,319
have sex? She just wants to
have sick Yeah, no emotion Are you

1051
01:15:16,319 --> 01:15:19,560
a nympho maniac? Because somebody said
that you had a lot of sex?

1052
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:24,159
Like did you have sex three times
with three different people in the same day?

1053
01:15:25,199 --> 01:15:27,920
In my world, it's normal.
In your world, it's too short

1054
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:30,960
of a train what I know?
But I mean, why, what do

1055
01:15:30,039 --> 01:15:35,319
you mean in your world that's normal? Like what do you are you?

1056
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:42,479
Are you a sex worker? I
don't think living in I like the people

1057
01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:48,640
like there's certain people. Do they
know about each other? Yeah? They

1058
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:55,800
do? Yeah? All right.
You mentioned tagging out like literally buried women

1059
01:15:55,920 --> 01:16:00,319
don't have sex, right, and
they are miserable? Yes, And I'm

1060
01:16:00,359 --> 01:16:06,479
like, hey, try this,
try this out. And they actually are

1061
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:14,199
the happiest thing of you is really
So it's like non committal just right sex

1062
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:17,000
that's all they want. That's all
they want, noncommittal sex exactly. Yeah,

1063
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:21,279
and wow, So are you you
starting like a club or something.

1064
01:16:24,119 --> 01:16:29,279
Are you the president of the club? Is that how it goes? Listen,

1065
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:33,359
Now, what happens to you?
No string? No strings? Right?

1066
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,600
But what happens if you get emotional? What if you really like one

1067
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:42,399
of the guys? You don't let
yourself go there, you don't let yourself

1068
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:45,439
go that far. But what if
there's one guy that you really go God,

1069
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,880
damn, No, there's no guys
like that. There's no mess.

1070
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:51,840
There hasn't been never never. Is
that just in your head? Or do

1071
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:57,199
you think you just haven't found the
right one? She has found the right

1072
01:16:57,199 --> 01:17:00,840
one? Has you see? Jamie? What about the us? Did you

1073
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:04,239
think he was the one? No? No, he's not. We're both

1074
01:17:04,319 --> 01:17:08,920
not emotionally there. Yeah, but
I mean, so where do you find

1075
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:11,760
these guys? You just like apps? That's what I want to do.

1076
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,920
Yeah? Do you find them on
apps? Or do you find them?

1077
01:17:14,359 --> 01:17:19,479
Or is there? I don't know. Well he's getting benefits from the Yeah.

1078
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,640
Like my work, what I do, Like I just meet a lot

1079
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,039
of people. You meet a lot
of people through your work. Can I

1080
01:17:27,039 --> 01:17:30,800
ask what you do or do you
want not want to disclose? You're an

1081
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:39,600
uber driver? Nurse you're a nurse. Okay, traveling, I got you.

1082
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:42,680
I go to people, you go
to people's homes. Oh so you

1083
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,880
get to see the bedroom, you
get to like, have you ever just

1084
01:17:45,039 --> 01:17:48,479
on a on a you go there
for work and then you bang somebody?

1085
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:54,479
Have you done that? Fucking amazing? They got they got the good insurance.

1086
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:59,720
Listen, so wow you are.
I do realize now now people will

1087
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,000
hear and think, oh my god, oh my god, she's a whore.

1088
01:18:01,079 --> 01:18:09,479
But no, I don't like initiate
it. It's them. But you've

1089
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:12,880
got to be putting out the vibe
for that. No, there's no fucking

1090
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:17,520
way there is a vibe. Believe
me. No guy's going in without if

1091
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:24,680
he doesn't think it's a shot pheromone
stuff. Don't. What they tell me

1092
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:29,720
is they know they know? How
do they know? Because you're because you

1093
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,159
got that vibe. You got that
the vibe because I'm in scrubs. Yeah,

1094
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:35,159
with your nipples are hard or something. I don't know they're poking through.

1095
01:18:35,239 --> 01:18:38,000
I don't know. You got a
wet spot somewhere. I have no

1096
01:18:38,039 --> 01:18:41,880
idea something's happening, Jamie, Am
I wrong? I told she told me

1097
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,439
the story, and I said,
you are giving off like, yes,

1098
01:18:45,319 --> 01:18:49,000
you're giving off the fuck me vibe. I mean yes, yeah, like

1099
01:18:49,119 --> 01:18:53,319
they know that you're the lights up
because you just know that you're in for

1100
01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:57,399
Yeah. See that's it right there. You're yeah, you're ready to go.

1101
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:00,960
You're ready to go. It's just
tell about the most recent guy.

1102
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:04,239
Tell him the story. What is
the most recent guy? And what is

1103
01:19:04,279 --> 01:19:09,640
the oldest guy? Have you like? How old have you gone? Tell

1104
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:13,199
me you did an eighty year old? You fucking knocked you knocked boots with

1105
01:19:13,239 --> 01:19:15,479
an eighty or you put his hip
out of joint? They had it back

1106
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,239
in back in the back in joint. That's a good point, Kevin,

1107
01:19:18,279 --> 01:19:26,600
Thank you? Who Okay, when
was this today? Did you have hours

1108
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,000
ago? Let me ask you this. Did you have sex in the last

1109
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,880
twenty four hours? Of course?
Have you had sex in the last twelve

1110
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:38,079
hours? Of course? Was that
guy here? Did you have sex in

1111
01:19:38,119 --> 01:19:45,199
the last five hours? Yep?
He did? What times? What time

1112
01:19:45,199 --> 01:19:48,119
did you get banged today? What
time did you do what times? What

1113
01:19:48,279 --> 01:19:53,960
times? What times did you get
Do you schedule these guys? And I

1114
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:57,359
mean, how do you it just
happens? I don't like, what do

1115
01:19:57,399 --> 01:19:59,920
you mean it's just that close just
fall off, and shit just falls in.

1116
01:20:00,279 --> 01:20:03,279
These happens. We are you worried
about like an STD at all?

1117
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:12,359
Because I like regularly, oh you
regularly get tested. Okay, so you

1118
01:20:12,399 --> 01:20:15,720
are worried, but that's okay.
So what happened? What was the latest

1119
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,560
guy? How did that happen?
How did that go down? Do you

1120
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:21,600
wear like your special panties, your
lucky panties that day you get a lucky

1121
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:26,479
rabbit's foot? I don't understand what's
happening. I don't know. Literally,

1122
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,560
you have to know. I go
to their house. Okay, this one

1123
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:39,239
person, Yeah, I don't.
You went to his house. We just

1124
01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:45,439
talk and then he's like, okay, I have help like throw money down?

1125
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:50,079
Throw oh so so an extra bone? How much money? How much

1126
01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:55,279
more money have you made? Being
almost like a sex worker? You got

1127
01:20:55,279 --> 01:20:58,239
to have a magic vagina? I'm
thinking something like that. Am I wrong?

1128
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,319
That? That licks? Like?
Yeah, do you have a magic

1129
01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:04,239
vagina or something that? So somebody
throws down money? How much money are

1130
01:21:04,279 --> 01:21:09,000
they throwing down? Yeah? But
how much money? Do you see?

1131
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:13,079
The money and the money makes you
wet? What happened? He literally was

1132
01:21:13,199 --> 01:21:19,840
like, come in my office,
Okay, and guess what size I am?

1133
01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:24,520
And guess what size I am?
How did the conversation get there?

1134
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:29,840
I don't know. Yeah, but
how do you not say now at that

1135
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,680
point? Why don't you say I'm
sorry, I'm a professional. I don't

1136
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:35,520
do that. What's the fun of
that? Okay, this is it.

1137
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:39,960
You're an adventure seeker, aren't you. You're well, if he throws money

1138
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:44,600
down, how much money was thrown
down? How much money? Five hundred

1139
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:47,359
one thousand, five hundred, five
hundred bucks? And how long did it

1140
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:51,600
last? Five minutes? No,
it didn't, it went longer. It's

1141
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:58,720
god, damn. How old is
this motherfucker? People? I see high

1142
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:02,479
professional people professional, but how old? Because I get to think high professional,

1143
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:05,840
it's usually someone who's a veteran of
their career. He's like, no,

1144
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:08,760
no, no, I don't mean
a veteran like forty. Yes,

1145
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:10,640
that's what I mean. So a
little bit older, right, a little

1146
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:15,039
more mature of mid forties. Yeah? Oh man, are they married?

1147
01:22:15,119 --> 01:22:18,439
There's right? But are they married? They could be? They could be.

1148
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:23,439
Look at this, I don't get
attached. They don't get attached.

1149
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:27,800
Yeah, but do you go back
sometimes for a follow up? Yes,

1150
01:22:28,159 --> 01:22:30,239
yes you do. Can I ask
a question for our friend? Did you

1151
01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:35,600
calder? Yeah? Have you ever
been watched? What watch? Did anybody

1152
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,479
ever watch you? Yeah? What
do you mean? No? No,

1153
01:22:39,479 --> 01:22:45,159
no, no, like there's a
third person in the room. What because

1154
01:22:45,279 --> 01:22:47,039
the cameras are on and don't worry
about it. Well, you can't have

1155
01:22:47,079 --> 01:22:50,199
your You can't be on camera?
Can you be on camera? She can't

1156
01:22:50,199 --> 01:22:53,680
be on camera? All right,
we won't win this protection. Just put

1157
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,239
me on just you're on me and
Jamie. Don't. Don't put it on

1158
01:22:56,279 --> 01:23:02,920
her. You're not on You're not
so why Ow? That's so? I

1159
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:08,239
have a married friend literally a couple
of years ago, right, yeah,

1160
01:23:09,119 --> 01:23:14,640
miserable. Okay, I'm like,
you know, like get out there.

1161
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:17,399
Yeah yeah. And she's the happiest
she could be ever. Right, she's

1162
01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:20,880
like you did be such a huge
favor and she's got and where is she

1163
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:25,800
finding these guys on Tinder? No? No, I can't say that.

1164
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:30,279
Okay, is there like an underground
We've like done? Stop, Jamie?

1165
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,199
Is there like an underground sex?
Lean right into that like dune stock?

1166
01:23:34,039 --> 01:23:38,359
Together? Are you? They?
Like? I'll be like, okay,

1167
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,960
what do you mean together? You
a swinger? Not a swinger? No?

1168
01:23:42,039 --> 01:23:45,560
But like I'll help her out.
No, because the guys have fantasies.

1169
01:23:46,079 --> 01:23:49,720
Okay, so so you acting out? Oh I have a friend?

1170
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:55,680
Yeah? How many have you taken
on it once? Like? Have you

1171
01:23:55,680 --> 01:24:00,840
done the threesome? Yeah? Have
you done group sex? Yeah? Yeah?

1172
01:24:01,119 --> 01:24:04,840
Like how many? Like I'd be
afraid to get kicked in the head.

1173
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:08,119
Oh, don't worry about it.
No one can see you. Just

1174
01:24:08,199 --> 01:24:11,720
talk. You were gotten this far, and you know what, I'll tell

1175
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:14,079
you what I'm going to tell you
something else. I think you kind of

1176
01:24:14,159 --> 01:24:16,840
like it. Love. I think
you like talking about it. I think

1177
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:23,720
so. I think you do.
So the three like I'm afraid like I

1178
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:28,359
would pull a quad all of a
sudden, be like god right, I

1179
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:31,039
don't know. No, it's like
you like take take Okay, So there's

1180
01:24:31,119 --> 01:24:35,640
like I've had two guys, two
girls. Whatever? Have you done girl

1181
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:45,319
on girl yourself? Have you have
you have you you know this guy but

1182
01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:48,760
not like that though, not like
that? But have you have you gone

1183
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:53,399
down? Have you? Like,
let me ask you this, have you

1184
01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:57,600
ever gone down on a woman?
Yes? Okay? Do you like it?

1185
01:24:58,199 --> 01:25:03,399
Was it you? No? No, Jamie, let me tell you

1186
01:25:03,439 --> 01:25:10,720
something because Jamie loves the stories.
But she's shocking so tight she's not doing

1187
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:14,680
anything Jamie? Am I wrong?
Is Jamie a little bit uptight to that

1188
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:18,439
stuff? What do you mean you
don't know, Jamie? Like this is

1189
01:25:18,439 --> 01:25:26,079
strictly dudes. Yeah, I'm pretty
much. Well maybe not girl no ever.

1190
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,000
I mean I like kiss the girl
kids. But we just found your

1191
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:34,520
Saturday night. You guys are gonna
hang out. So wait, like they've

1192
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:41,279
done you know, I let me
ask you this, who performs oral better

1193
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:45,720
a man or a woman? On
you? Have you had a woman go

1194
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:50,039
down on here? A man really
better than a woman because a woman wouldn't

1195
01:25:50,039 --> 01:25:54,640
know to know where to go,
but the man's more into it. Yeah,

1196
01:25:54,760 --> 01:26:00,680
I got you. Okay, that's
interesting for sure. Yeah. So

1197
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,600
but you yeah, it's the girls, but like it's just for the man's

1198
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:09,159
fantasy to see you'll do that?
And was that a paid gig or not?

1199
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:14,479
Was it paid? Yeah? It
was. She doesn't do anything for

1200
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:17,199
great No, I mean I've done
it for you know. But you make

1201
01:26:17,239 --> 01:26:24,119
money off this sometimes. Wow,
So then that would be like a sex

1202
01:26:24,199 --> 01:26:27,840
worker. Well that's not bad,
hey man, I'll tell you what it

1203
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:32,479
pays. The bill I am so
off for it. They like throw it

1204
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:38,239
on the table. Make here you
go? And you say, all right,

1205
01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:42,359
why not? Yeah? Why would
I say not? I have no

1206
01:26:42,439 --> 01:26:45,560
idea thinus, you'd be afraid.
Has there ever been anybody that you're like,

1207
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:49,600
oh god, it's too disgusting.
I couldn't do that. No,

1208
01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:56,279
what's that like? Has there ever
been anybody that you've had sex with that

1209
01:26:56,319 --> 01:27:00,159
you would go man on a regular
Friday night bar, I'm not picking trying

1210
01:27:00,199 --> 01:27:05,600
to pick that person up. No, all right, if they have a

1211
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:12,279
small dick, I can Have you
gotten to that point where it was you

1212
01:27:12,399 --> 01:27:15,920
got to see it and you're like, I just can't. That would mean

1213
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:19,880
I'm out of there. I'm sorry
you would. How would you? But

1214
01:27:20,039 --> 01:27:24,680
what happens in that moment? That
poor dude because he comes in two seconds

1215
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:31,560
and it's over him, doesn't want
the money back? No, hey,

1216
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:35,800
I just can't. You just can't. Yeah, how long has this been

1217
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:39,720
going on for you? Is this
like a new thing for you? Mental

1218
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:43,640
disorder? No, no, mental
disorder. I'm saying this like, this

1219
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,479
is interesting in that you're kind of
like you seem to be proud of what

1220
01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:53,560
you do, because I like,
people are like afraid to deuce stuff,

1221
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:57,479
right and they're like, oh my
god, that's so taboo. I can't

1222
01:27:57,520 --> 01:28:01,279
do that, or like it feels
like it's immoral some people. Yeah,

1223
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:06,880
it's for them. She j can't. That's a square over here. Yeah,

1224
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:10,960
but Jamie like, would you do
that? Would you do something?

1225
01:28:11,079 --> 01:28:14,600
You? No? Why? What? What? What's the mental block?

1226
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:17,840
Due? Because I understand what you're
saying. It's curious because this is she's

1227
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:24,399
like very very open and free.
If nothing else, you're free because I

1228
01:28:24,399 --> 01:28:28,319
don't get talk right here, I
don't have emotional I get emotionally attest.

1229
01:28:28,439 --> 01:28:30,800
You do, Yeah, I couldn't
do it. I'd be like you never

1230
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:34,880
get like so this way. I
went to someone's house right yeah, for

1231
01:28:35,039 --> 01:28:42,760
his business. He was like so
like about it out and it just happens.

1232
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:45,800
Are you getting emotional attached right now? You got? He got?

1233
01:28:46,239 --> 01:28:49,119
He was so bad of what get
right in there? He was so like

1234
01:28:49,279 --> 01:28:54,880
it just happened right then and there, like I ain't do anything. He's

1235
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:58,399
there was like attration. I don't
know what it is. So do you

1236
01:28:58,399 --> 01:29:04,039
think you're a sex addict in a
way? Like you like you just can't

1237
01:29:04,079 --> 01:29:09,680
say no? Have you never been
able to say no to somebody? Like

1238
01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:13,119
when some guy comes on to you, it's just a small dick. Guys

1239
01:29:13,119 --> 01:29:15,119
were already talked to him. Wow, that's true. I don't know.

1240
01:29:15,199 --> 01:29:17,840
I'm asking. I have no idea. I don't think there's anything wrong with

1241
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:20,000
it. As long as you're fine
and no one's getting hurts, none of

1242
01:29:20,039 --> 01:29:25,319
anybody's any business. I find it
out as out of curiosity. So I've

1243
01:29:25,319 --> 01:29:29,000
been divorced for like three years.
Yeah, so like have sex with my

1244
01:29:29,039 --> 01:29:32,119
ex husband. In addition, he
won't leave me alone. All right,

1245
01:29:32,199 --> 01:29:35,279
let me ask you this, three
years you've been divorced. What were you

1246
01:29:35,479 --> 01:29:39,640
faithful to your husband when you were
married? You were not and he knows

1247
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:43,079
that, and he knows this was
he faithful to? Or No, you

1248
01:29:43,119 --> 01:29:46,039
don't know. I have no idea. Okay, So how many men since

1249
01:29:46,119 --> 01:29:49,840
your divorce do you how many?
What's your body count there? Do you

1250
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:54,159
know what we like? How many
do you think you've slept with since then?

1251
01:29:54,159 --> 01:29:56,760
How many guys have you had sex
with since your divorce three years ago?

1252
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:03,319
How many? Just take this week, Jamie, you know I have

1253
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:09,720
like, what are the repeat guys? A lot of them are sometimes or

1254
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:13,359
it's like just once and done,
Yeah, one and done. So do

1255
01:30:13,399 --> 01:30:17,039
you think it's been like one hundred
a year, two hundred a year,

1256
01:30:17,199 --> 01:30:25,319
three hundred. Wow, look at
you, God Chamberlain. It's amazing.

1257
01:30:25,439 --> 01:30:29,520
It's amazing. But see, people
are afraid and like but like, like

1258
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:34,479
my friends or people I know like
do this, they do this. Your

1259
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:39,079
close friends are out just banging anybody, well, I mean a few.

1260
01:30:39,239 --> 01:30:42,239
Now. Have you and a friend
ever slept with the same guy, not

1261
01:30:42,279 --> 01:30:48,199
at the same time, but the
same guy you have same day? Well,

1262
01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:50,800
sure, if they were doing the
show for the guy, that one

1263
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:56,880
guy, you probably both slid him
in. That's amazing. It's amazing,

1264
01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:59,960
Jamie. These are your friends.
This is great, This is awesome.

1265
01:31:00,159 --> 01:31:04,880
This is Randy's good friend Mary,
I know appreciate. Is a real deep

1266
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:10,760
peak into the East side over here. Yes it is, no, Yes,

1267
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:15,840
you can see one of them all
right, one extreme to the next.

1268
01:31:15,079 --> 01:31:19,720
There's like webster moms either doing or
nothing. All right, Well it

1269
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:25,640
isn't an interesting one really interesting.
I think it's interesting. Do you are

1270
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,960
you jealous in any way? Not
so much that she's having so much sex

1271
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,640
with different people, but that freedom, I'll call it that, the freedom

1272
01:31:32,159 --> 01:31:35,439
that she has just like she doesn't
care. Yeah, right, and and

1273
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:40,279
you kind of almost feel like she
didn't care. Right, It's it's a

1274
01:31:40,399 --> 01:31:43,600
it's a weird thing. What happened
to you? Were you traumatized as a

1275
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,720
child? What happened? What happened
to you a little vixen? Got all

1276
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:53,079
kinds of childhood. I don't know
what it is. I'm just asking.

1277
01:31:53,159 --> 01:31:56,640
It's a it's a very strange thing. I know they do this are fucked

1278
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:59,640
in the head probably right, Well, I don't know that they're fucked in

1279
01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:01,920
the head. Look, I know, because that seems like an unfair thing

1280
01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:04,960
to say. And I will say, like I have my own sexual weird

1281
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:10,720
stuff, having my own girl.
I've ever written a handwritten letter to a

1282
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:18,560
podcast guy that's not the stock.
Yes. I also think once you start

1283
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:23,600
doing it, it becomes kind of
normal, like, you know, like

1284
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:27,079
after the fifth or sixth time,
it's like maybe been doing this since I

1285
01:32:27,119 --> 01:32:30,880
was like, so, you've just
been having sex with guys? How many

1286
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:33,479
do you think you've slept with overall? Do you ever run into somebody that

1287
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:38,520
you forgot you slept with? You
have? I literally thought I was meeting

1288
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:43,000
up with someone the other day,
like last weekend, I was meeting up

1289
01:32:43,039 --> 01:32:47,199
with someone else. I was like, who are you? And he's like,

1290
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,680
uh, you've been texting me.
We're supposed to hang out tonight,

1291
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:56,439
okay, And I like, I
had no idea. I was meaning I

1292
01:32:56,439 --> 01:33:00,520
thought I was meeting somebody else.
Yeah, were you disappointed? You were?

1293
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,439
All right, let's not ask you
how many guys? But how much

1294
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:12,000
money approximately you have? Have you
made under the table under the vagina?

1295
01:33:12,039 --> 01:33:15,680
How many? I have many?
Much money under the vagina? Have you

1296
01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:21,520
made over ten grand? Yes,
it's amazing. Twenty Have you got twenty

1297
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:25,439
grand? I haven't. I haven't
read it yet. You have no idea?

1298
01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:29,880
Now why are the only fans around? Like, just blow it up?

1299
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:32,279
I don't you to do that?
All right, Jamie? Are you

1300
01:33:32,279 --> 01:33:35,439
going to buy something? You're not
buying anything. You're not buying any of

1301
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:39,760
the toys. Maybe I might have, I don't have. All all right,

1302
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:41,800
you're not gonna buy over the Moon? What are you gonna buy?

1303
01:33:42,159 --> 01:33:45,520
I think Randy should buy over the
Moon. All right, Well I have

1304
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:48,039
to go buy something. Get to
West spots Pray. Yeah, the West

1305
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:53,199
spots Pray sounds pretty good. Well, we'll close it out for the Buildou

1306
01:33:53,319 --> 01:33:59,039
party. It's been great. Yes, it's a good party. Thank you

1307
01:33:59,079 --> 01:34:02,640
for telling all your secrets. Man, getting spilling the tea, baby,

1308
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:06,359
that's what you're doing. Yes,
why don't you put out a phone number.

1309
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:09,439
I bet there's a bunch of guys. I bet you could make ten

1310
01:34:09,479 --> 01:34:15,800
grand off this podcast alone. No, you're not, though, Dougley Collins,

1311
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:21,000
Sir Jamie for Kevin Muir, for
Laura, for Aunt Sharon, I'm

1312
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:28,640
Bill Moran. Have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday. Oh wait,

1313
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:34,000
wait, wait, wait wait California, baby god Man. Opportunity for

1314
01:34:34,159 --> 01:34:40,000
me is to buy her Judge,
make us Jurissa, Carissa, Cirissa.

1315
01:34:40,479 --> 01:34:45,760
I had to give Curissa shout out
Terissa did a great job with the party,

1316
01:34:45,159 --> 01:34:49,359
and thank you to Laura Flow murderer