Taking some crazy animal cuts again. So let's go be animal cuts. What
the hell are you taking an animal cut? We're talking about burgers like animal
style multi fighting. Hopefully you already because it's time to get animal cuts.
It's about to get weird. You're preparing for it to get weird. Things
are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm going to get real weird
with it. Let's get it weird. Let's get it. Where where getting?
Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm
ready listening, alady, because you're listening to the one hundred and sixty second
second seconds. Let's get weird Thanksgiving edition gobble gobble bitches. Yes, sir,
Now what's this animal cut you refer to it? So back in the
day, it's a it's a men's pack called Animal Pack, which is Animal
Cuts, which is like a uh jerky no sweety to supplement pack with eleven
different pack pills that you take in the pack per day. Yeah, that's
a lot of pills per day to someone who's healthy. It's gonna be epic.
You buy this still on Amazon. Yeah, it's gonna new and improved.
How many pills and six pills, three seven seven pills, Vitamin C,
enzyme liver beef performance, Vitamin B complex, multi complex. How many
pills you get in the bottle? You know, you get in a little
pack. Eet see how much is a packy? The whole container is forty
two dollars. You get forty four packs, forty four days. Yeah,
vitamins. Right, it's not really worth a dollar a day for all those
vitamins. Yeah, whereas the other one I have, which I didn't take
to actually know what? You get forty four packs? Yeah? Or so
you get forty four packs. There's seven vitamins. So you gotta do the
math, like six six vitamins. No, you gotta take you take one
pack at a time, Okay, So like the pack of day dollar days,
a packa day of seven vitamins equals a lot. It's a lot to
put in my mouth, you know, saying trying to make me spit.
Take we should do that one podcast? What make this room soaked? No,
you we've laughed. This equipment doesn't even work exactly, so it doesn't
matter. Also, you could make me laugh that hard. I bet I
could. No, all I gotta say is one word and you'll laugh.
I say it, save it. You don't forget it anyway, forget everything
I know. But my name is Edie, my name is Eric. We
give you the weird source of our lives. Internet, our toes, our
fingers, our heads, yesterday in the universe. Your nails done in the
internet, Dude, my nails are still jacked up. They get you paint
them, get that clear coat. Maybe how come you never take me?
Never take me? You do you even get panic? You know, never
been, You've never been. All right, let's set up a date.
Then let's go. Let's go next to the hold of a live recording.
No, I don't know. I mean like not if more was to tickle
me on my feet. No, but like strangers? Maybe what is it?
Hold on a second. If someone tickles your feet, no matter who
it is, you're gonna be ticklish or not. It doesn't matter if it's
stranger. That's weird. I've never had. This might be a little too
personal. It's okay, mo, Morea says I need to clean my belly
button more often, Yes, and so clean in the shower. But she
tried to, like, let me clean it for you, and I went
in defense mechanism mode of just like no, no, and I was like,
I'm not doing this. My body is doing this. I like blocking
her from hitting my belly button. I was like, oh, right,
go ahead, and I was like, I'm not doing that. That's my
involuntary movement. Why won't you let her stick her finger in your belly button?
Her finger? She just wants me to clean it, and she's trying
to give me the cleaning stuff for it. So clean your belly button I
do in the shower. Do you you gotta clean anything like every day or
every finger in it? I stick a figure of my belly button all the
time, and we go it around and then smell what it smells like,
because sometimes it's rank and that means you definitely got to get in there.
Don't look at me like that. Don't even as a big boy. That's
like day one. You get in there. You do this, figure it
around, figure it around, little sniff, smells smells good. That's why
I take a shower every morning. So does everyone else that works in mornings?
I hope, I don't think so. I think there's somewers. There's
some stank ass people are every morning, you know, put that little old
spice, old sp don't use old spice. Stop using old spice too.
It's not good for you. My body wash, it's not good for you.
It smells good. H Dove one hundred dollars shampoo body wash the same
thing gets it clean. No, it doesn't. Also, don't use old
spice, it just smells bad. I like old spice smell. Go get
the Dove more likes old spice smell for men is more expensive, yeah,
because it's better quality. So I'm just trying to be frugal on a budget.
Some things you can't be frugal about, dude. Yeah, some things
you have to say. I paid fifteen dollars now for the more expensive hair
gel, so you're welcome. I'm moving up in the world. Oh,
fifteen dollars? How much for yours? How often do you use it every
day? Why? For my hair? No wonder it's always so clean.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't use that off because that's why I
get short haircuts. Well, I try to get short haircuts, but you
know they'd be growing. I got a haircut last month. Fast bro it
say young life. Literally take a hair vitamin, so that's what help helps
take a hair gummy, it's good. Do you really Yeah, it's just
in the are like a normal vitamin section. Are you nervous to lose your
hairs? Well, but yeah, I want to keep it going. Did
your dad have his balding? We'd ball by choice, but he boys bald
in. Yeah, your mom grandpa's losing hair now. But he's eighty,
so like it makes sense, you know, But what I give a picture
of him when when you're the same old ball head hair. You know he
doesn't stop taking a hair vitamin. I'll keep that hair growing. Your hair
grows back way too. Now I know why it grows back so fast.
Well as this year it started doing that. It was like two months ago.
I started doing that. No crows back fast though, Well I guess
that's not the vice do anything. Maybe that's why my nails are growing fast
too. You don't bite your nails to dress me nuts, because that's weird,
and it's weird as a normal person. I wait till their long and
cut them. You bite your nails, get I'm good. You should get
a man chocolate. I can't. I when a week before jingle Ball will
go get our nails and toes together. The Monday before or the week whenever
we can before Friday, because then I can get a haircut Friday. There
you go, because my guy isn't actually do it Monday because Friday can't get
a haircut. Then Monday will grow back a little bit. You know,
let girl, you know, let it not be so too bald. Well
sometimes I like it like that smooth. You know, we haven't even talked
about anything really, just talking about right. I mean, look this podcast
an animal cut. I'm just thinking about getting back on the cuts. Man.
Daddy's fat, gotta lose some weight. But well, the vitamins help
butt that. Yes, this speaks you were taslism. It gets you so
that you don't want to be hungry as much. I think I've be taking
seven pills a day. Hold on, Daddy's got to take his pill to
gonna get you the Monday through Friday pill catalog thinging No, because it's a
pack inside of a little packy. You know, we open those those fruit
snacks, open the fruit snack of pills. But can I tell you what
I do love about them doing the multivitamin foot touch is I do like the
chewable ones so much better than the regular. There's great, so much better
for me. Really, I take my morning ones, was my normal ones,
and my hair ones the afternoon, like, oh, you did a
good job at work. You get a little treet ski, Happy Thanksgiving,
Happy Thanksgiving. Busy day today. You do have a busy day today and
tomorrow because you're getting the turkey with your dad and Max. Do they run
out? Have they ever run out before you gotten yours? Cause you go
to actual butcher, right, we go to an actual farm, I don't
know and knock on wood, scratch your ass. I never get to know.
That's what we gotta get there early. So I hope I don't find
out. But what if it's like, oh, you're the last one,
Like, hey, we either have this road kill turkey or no turkey.
So what they have is what they've done is they've also prey have prepackaged turkeys
that they have already wrapped up, or they have the ones that are sitting
out that Yeah, and I prefer to get those in the prepackaged turkey.
Yeah, and cently mind, I probably want to put your turkey out if
you have a frozen turkey. Now, so listen this podcasts. Yeah,
that's why I never mind frozen urky. It's weird. We have to bring
an appetizer to Mora's ant's house for Thanksgiving. We don't know what to make
for an appetizer that's not mozarellast or something, you know, tomatoes and monts.
Oh yeah, a little, so we have to make a caesar salad.
Big. It's like, make an appetizer that's an appetizer, okay,
with with with well gregor also some more in laws are also making one,
and but it's kind of like that. It's more of like a cream cheesy
sort of game. So go get some fresh motz, Get a big ass
tomato, Put a lot of olive oil, don't put a basil, basil,
black pepper, a little bit of salt, some toasted and toast in
toast. Go to Wagman's. It's gonna be packed as hell this week.
Go to Giant. Get the baghet that's no, no, no, no,
no, listen, get the baghead that they sell a Giant that's in
the red, white and blue bag that looks like a French flag. And
what is it, what's it called the what's the Eiffel tower, fire steeple
tower on it? That bag it is delicious at any giant in this local
Montgomery, Maryland. No, listen to me. Let me tell you as
a fat guy, that French bread is epic, But we try to be
Lancy. Go to Wegmans. You buy all the bread they got back there,
then you know, more entertained her holiday party. She just went to
the Wegmans holiday section and bought all the pumpkin and Halloween puppet pump muffins and
stuff like that. And then love person go to Wegmans. You know,
did she have fun the other night when we hung out Winter City Lights?
She did, and she enjoyed it. She enjoyed her drinking drink and that
pretzel to die for. Love it the frid Oreos though. See I'm glad
I had the pretzel cause uh hit the spot. You know, it was
salty, It was buttery perfection. We found out how they make it.
Actually, that double butter looked out my name on a juggle juggle. I
could have lift in that all night. It was warm and gooey. But
anyways, we digressed back to this podcast. What's going on in the Excited
to hang out with you guys at the Christmas Party? Which Christmas party?
The upcoming intern John Holiday Travaganza, Oh God, and see what chaos and
folds? Can I say something to you podcast? So, the gift that
I'm gonna give is from the Halloween party from Kapooja Wien. Yeah, she's
freaking more is freaking out about the white elephant. I was like, just
get whatever. No one cares if it's the best. Someone cracked open it.
So I have to now give it to people. I know I can't
give it as a gift. They have to. It's like, but I
get two bottles, I got one? Oh who cracked it open? Someone?
We'll figure that out later. But so, but what I'm gonna do
is this Thanksgiving I do that is what do you give it to all the
skellies and see what they think of it? Like, Hey, take a
shot and I take a fake shot it's really water and they take the real
shot. You know you're a jackass for doing Nah, it's fine, but
you know what could be a jackass move? You have to pick what is
the ultimate Thanksgivings side of all time. It's time for annual sides Giving Bracket
Challenge Showdown Taveganza Bash Oh God. Also, can you get something ready for
me if that's okay? Oh oh, get out, get there, close
that, get out of there. You don't want that. Oh here you
go, get that ready, Get that right. We're not ready for that,
because for this Thanksgiving, we're battling all the best sides that you want
to eat or maybe not eat for Thanksgiving because more is vegetarian. You're playing
then good thing, I didn't have it on. Yeah, and I got
you, puppy. So we're baiting the best thanks you having sides of all
the time against each other. Mashed potatoes versus sweet potato, stuffy versus corn
bread, mac and cheese versus cream corn, green bean, castro versus squash,
carrots versus cream spinach, cranberry sauce versus candy dams, Brussels spouts versus
collared greens, and rolls v biscuits. Question for you, because this is
on a social media platform that watch the other day. Are sweet potatoes and
yams the same thing? This is candy jams? And then what do we
have? Finally finished the season three left on a cliffhanger. You don't watch
these fourced on out yet, But are yams and sweet potatoes the same thing?
I think it's how they made more than anything, you know, but
it's the same thing, yeah, essentially, Okay, okay, cool if
I'm wrong, Hey, sorry, they taste the same. They looked exactly.
Taste the same, all right? So Eric, mashed potatoes, sweet
potato, cast potatoes. Alright, mashed potatoes, moves on stuffing the corn
bread? What you got stuffing? Stuffing? All right? Mac and cheese
versus cream corn? Who you got mac and cheese? My god? If
you picked cream corn and been you old ass man? Picked cream corn over
mac and cheese? All right? Next one green bean cast roll versus roasted
squash. Roasted squash vers cream creamy casan casts. All right, I get
to pick these ones. Glack glazed Harry's versus cream spinach never right, Carrots
fine, whatever, Cranberry sauce versus candy theams go. Cranberry sauce. You
know it's always there. You never eat it, but never it's always gotta
be there. Ever tasted cranberry sauce? Had Hey, I have cranberry vodka.
I put that in the table. Oh drink that dat table. Do
you know what someone should do? Just make cranberry jello shots cranberry vodka jellow
shots and put that your Thanksgiving. That's good friends giving presentation. So cranberry
jello shots. What you're saying rede sort of like no, because red jellow
shots is strawberry or cherry, depending on what color you get. Are you
sure? So if you get cranberry jello shots for your friends giving, it's
like the substitute for that, all right, So that moves on. Russell
spouts feed collared greens. We're gonna go collared greens, and then rolls v
biscuits, biscuits. We're going biscuits, all right. So Eric, you're
round two. Yesotatoes versus stuffing. Once you got baby, there's raspberry,
black cherry. There's a cranberry for you told you didn't potatoes versus stuff in
mashed stuffing, stuffing, Okay, Mac and cheese versus green bean casserole.
Ooh, mac and cheese can cheese. Alright, moves on. Mine was
carrotsy cranberry sauce. Cranberry sauce moves on easily. Collar greensby biscuits, biscuits
moves on easily. All right, Eric, you had stuff in versus mac
and cheese, Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese is your contender. My
contender, Cranberry sauce versus biscuits. Biscuits. I go biscuits now the ultimate
showdown, Mac and cheese or biscuits for your ultimate Thanksgiving side Mac and Cheese.
Mac and Cheese. Mac and Cheese wins sides Giving, bracket challenges,
traffic, ganza bash two K twenty three. There you go. That does
that? And in lieu of that, let's get this train. Ain't a
going because Eric I hear something rolling, it's off in the distance. It's
because where we read real misconnections from the d m V. You can go
to Washington, DC dot or whoa slash whatever and see these people looking for
love and all the wrong places. And Virginia is a bunch of freaks.
Not all the time, hoodie has been Virginians reading this one or you're reading
this one all right? Hey there, sir commando buddy, where are you
still still need help with repairs? Clinton, Camp Springs, Temple Hills,
Suitland looking for command of repair guy who came by to do estimate? Where
are you come around today? You never left my left me price need to
let lows need to get to low's and get supplies. Now, Commando repair
guy. We think that he's a military background or he's naked. He's rolling
no underwear going. I wanted to repairs naked, though I would wander new
repairs in the wonder world. If you're squatting down and someone comes from behind
you, unless you're asking, is that a hammer? Who looky? Action?
All right? Next one, Oh, handyman to hang a shelf,
Tacoma Park. This might be the Maryland ones. Finally, randomly, you
didn't. There's one. I can't wait to looking for a handyman to hang
a shelf. Must have a power drill, as the walls are concrete.
A few answered by had never followed up because I got busy. The shelf
has yet to be hung though. Oo hang me, daddy, walls are
concrete. Our Next one, Eric Tongue, Rockville. Do you need one
tonight? That's it. That's it. That's not for me. To the
point, make sure you don't need tongue. Did you find all the near
you? No Buddy Balls road golf course that's here by us, so it's
near you. That's not near me, you it's not Tuckerman b Democracy Boulevard,
you're right here. Yeah, it's not near me, that's close.
It's tongue tongue. Next one, my Wednesday watcher. I'm missing my lady
friend who used to make who used to make time Every Wednesday. They meet
up and we'd watch each other. Are you around or any other women interested
in? What do you know? Eric's neighborhood. Neighborhood. It's Democracy Boulevard
again, close enough, Potomac bro Potomac. That's Potomac right here is where
the grocery store is the brag about all the time, the fancy grocery store.
Jeez. Yeah, so that's right next to you, du And that's
the misconnections for this week. I can't wait to see what happens for the
next week because with things giving happened, they're just sort of the ones we
had before. You know, Come Thursday and Friday, there're gonna be people
asking you to come over. Are you gonna go up tomorrow night, Wednesday
night or tomorrow night? Una. We're going with the Skelley. He's a
Monassis, but we don't get rowdy, so gonna make everyone be taking that
Nastys alcohol. We play some heads up, you know, a good time
you gonna play some Jack in the box. Are you gonna play settlers a
good hand? Maybe I want to bring it, but every time I bring
it, I know who's like, oh, they're out, they're out.
So there's just four people. I'm like, well, I want everyone to
play. I get it. We'll be such as a hoodie. You know
you could, we could. That's a good time, good oldies. But
we hope you have a great and safe and happy Thanksgiving, happy shopping,
hang out you fam hang out with your found family. You don't need to
have just the stereo for people in your family, be whoever you want it
to be. You know, hang out with us if you need and if
it needs to be going back to us last year, do so, you
know, see see what happens from last year to now. Did we do
the same thing we did last year? Maybe I don't want to remember,
so does it matter? It does? It does a little bit, because
you know what, maybe if we did the same thing but we make different
results, were like fuck it last year? The year this year is the
year of Mac and cheet. Yes, but anyway, you can follow me
at Andrew Hoodie with the y CQ pictures of my dog Teddy. You can
follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m r r ic kV. See
cute pictures of him at public because you know he'll be there this weekend.
Yeah, because I don't have Max. You get that money, baby,
holiday pay. I'm working all weekend holiday pay technically no Friday Friday count No,
what about Thursday Thursday we're closed. Oh wow, Thanksgiving and making bank.
That'd be people there. That's sad. If you go to a bar
on thanksgi found Remember we just said about found family. Now you're saying it's
sad your found family's at the bar. That's said. Have you ever watched
Cheers? Not like thirty norm? Hey? No, no you do it?
You're young for cheap. It's okay, it's show. I'm watching reference
in it, so that's old it is. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving. Always
remember it's okay to be weird. It's sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,