You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven with the freak. Yeah, it's
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It is your comedy first responder. It's the downbeat on ninety seven to one
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six. Is Danny's KT. It's Mikey, it is double J J.
J. Jackson, our movie expert. Maybe Friday we'll do a Oscar's preview
type thing, because this Sunday the most glamorous night in show business. Yes,
Mike, is there a name for it. There's something named like that,
Oscar's Big Night, Oscar's Big Night. Yeah, Hollywood's Hollywood, Hollywood's
Biggest Night. Did you know there's a movie sports? Did you know there's
a watch party? I believe it's at Alamo draft House, my man Oscars
watch party, the Richardson location Sunday. You can get dressed up if you
want. Look, it's Alamo. They're gonna do it right. It probably
be a red carpet. There may not be photographers there, but they'll probably
have little strobes or something to make it look like there's flashes going off.
They bet they I bet they have like a setup where you can stand in
front of the back drop and dress up and look like you're on the red
carpet and take pictures with your sig presented by w F A A. Yeah,
your significant other. Oh I abbreviated a lot there. Yep, they'll
have cameras there. It's presented by w F A A. I don't know
that they'll be there, like you know, but that's who's presenting it.
It'll be awesome. They're gonna bingo. There's not a ballot, no restraints
on what Alamo can pull now, and you'll always be kind of surprised that
the links they go to provide an entertaining evening. It's more than just a
movie. It's Alamo tickets, draft house dot com. So in honor,
do you have an open for this of any kind? I know, just
the individual ones, all right? So, uh, look we did.
We spend all the time working on the quality of the We didn't name the
restaurant real well, so what we got is silver screen Kings, the downbeat,
cold Read. That's right, great, that's good enough. It's not
like we named our restaurant food. Yeah, food, food, stop food
place. Pretty good idea, though, just name a restaurant food, but
it's fud with a long line over the U. Food looks like naming our
place donut, yes, which is delicious. So we're gonna have some fun.
We have five callers on hold already, and you know what, let's
just bring them onsterhih real quick and then I'll explain the rules while you guys
are on hold. Caller number one, Line one, Daniel in Grand Prairie,
Hello, Hey, what's going on? What's your whole deal? I
think John of Wendy's tickets for my wife? All right, Bert Chreischer tickets
are on the line. We're gonna put you on hold. I'll explain the
rules in a second. When you're on hold, you'll be able to hear
them, but we just want to make sure we had you, Daniel,
best of gd look line too, Dan in Dallas, You there, Dan?
Yep? What's your middle name? Dan? H. Spencer? That's
your middle name? Yeah, that's cool, man, I'm gonna put you
on hold. Joel in Fort Worth, Joel, what do you believe?
Joel? Joe Joel Hoel that Joe Joel Joel's out of here? Let's move
on. All right, Let's go to Sam and less. Sam, Yoe,
what's up? Not as much? You know? Do you have an
active sex life? Sam? Not as active as I'd like to be,
But get some hot girl, will go with Bert Kreischer with you if you
win this thing. Focus, pay attention. The rules will be explained momentarily.
Sam's asses on hold, Doug in Walks of Hatchie. Doug, did
a tornado touchdown in Walks of Hatchie yesterday on Tuesday? Or is that a
lie that someone told us? Oh well, our local Facebook weather man he
said, since it was touching clouds, it counts as a tornado. By
deafinisue, Doug. The movie Twister did not win Best Picture. It didn't.
No, No, I got you. But we're going to go through
some movies that did. Doug. You're on hold right now? What an
honor? All right? So we got at least four people, Daniel,
Dan, Sam and Doug. If somebody else pops up, maybe they'll slide
into that three hole. I don't know, it doesn't really matter. I
know they can all hear me. Here's the rules. We have four scripts
in front of the three of us. All right, Danny Kevin and myself,
and we are gonna do a little voice acting and act out an iconic
scene from a movie that won Best Picture. Now, these scenes are fairly
well known, to varying degrees. Like these are all very big movies and
they have iconic scenes in them. We didn't choose the biggest scene, you
know, like, for instance, if I if it's not on here,
but if we chose Forrest Gump, it wouldn't be Hey, life is like
a box of chocolates. Then we'd say, hey, guys, what movie
was that. No, you don't just strut into Burt Kreischer with a pair
of tickets in your pocket. You got to earn it. We got to
earn it a little bit. But these are known scenes to varying degrees.
But there are very popular movies, you know these movies, and we're going
to act out these scenes with our voice acting talent with zero rehearsal. No,
I'm seeing the script for the first time. Correct. It has the
name of the movie, it has the name of the characters, and it
has the description of how we're supposed to read it. That is up to
the the artist to interpret how you feel like a scene should go. But
the truth is, if we're doing Forrest Gump, the voice isn't going to
be hell. Hell, we're not going to do an impression of that.
You might do it as an Australian surfer man, I say that, mate
chocolates. So your your goal is to listen to the screw. We are
reading the script verbatim, but we're doing it in voices that absolutely do not
fit vibe of this movie or what it is. This is a cold read,
so that's it. We have Russell and Detton online. Three, you're
an alternate. I'm assuming you guys all know the rules. It's real simple.
We're gonna read this script. We're gonna put Daniel, who's online.
One. He gets the first crack. You tell us the title of the
movie that you just heard a scene from. If you get it, tickets
for you. If you don't, Dan and Dallas he's online. Two,
he gets second crack. We go down the line. Pretty simple, right,
sounds great? All right, who's up first? All right, we're
doing the first one on the thing by the blinking cursor. Again, these
voices are not gonna match. The scene is verbatim. Okay, I'm so
cold you're gonna get out of this. You're gonna go on and you're gonna
make babies and watch them grow, and you're gonna die and old lady warm
in your bed, not here, not this night. Do you understand me?
I can't fill my body. Rose, Listen to me. Listen.
Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought
me to you. And I'm thankful, Rose, I'm thankful. You must
do me this honor. Promise me you will survive that you will never give
up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now
and never let go of their promise. I promise never let go. I
promise I will never let go. Jack, I'll never let Goin fantastic and
scene Daniel and Grand Prairie, Yeah, what is Titanic in honor of the
Tournament of Champions? Okay, maybe that was the least easiest one first for
sure, And we said Rose, Yeah, and Jack, how did you?
How did you get that? Daniel, y'all did a good acting job,
k, thank you fine actors. All right? I pictured the scene
in my mind with a cartoon black man just floating in the water breaks to
a barge, Daniel, you just want a pair of tickets to see Bert
Kreischer. Get you? Thank you guys. All right, man, we'll
put you on hold at your infell I will, I will, all right.
Dan in Dallas is now in the top top seed here. This one's
a little trick here. Very popular movie, but a little trick here.
Ye. Hey, what's the matter? You don't like the room? It's
fine, it's only temporary. It's not that. What's the problem. You
don't like me? You don't like the turtles? Why is it I think
I belong here? It's okay. No, I don't belong here. It's
all right. You're my guest. I've never been in a man's apartment before.
They're all the same. I'm not sure I know you well enough.
I don't think I'm kind of yo. I'm not comfortable either. I should
leave, but I'm willing to make the best of this uncomfortable situation. But
you take off your glasses. We've accidentally switched it up. That was my
line. Would you take off your glasses? What the glasses? Please?
You do me another favor? What could could you take off that hat?
I always knew you was pretty? Don't tease me. I want to kiss
you. You don't have to kiss me back if you don't feel like it.
And to one another take we accidentally screwed up the order. It's tough.
Wow, it was beautiful. That is a massive movie that Dan and
Dallas knows and he has seen. But Kenny identify it as delivered in the
Cold Oak the Colder by the Downbeat Dana Dallas. The first one was Titanic,
right, okay, I don't know what that one was. Take a
guess best picture winner. I don't know, Harry, Miss Sally, get
the hell back on. Hold. You might get another so downhold though,
you might get another track. Someone might not win this one. I don't
know. It is a hard one. Russell in Dent and welcome to the
show. We got you. No, let's do Sam, Sam and Uless.
All right, the first one was Titanic, right, yeah, right,
yep, Yeah, that was good. Maybe that one was Annie Hall.
I don't know that's incorrect, Sam, hang on, Sam, You're
not going anywhere, fella, all right? Last shot for Burt Chreischer tickets.
It's Doug. It walks a hatchy Doug. What movie did we just
do a scene from Morning Guys Rock. Yeah. Hell, yes, I
look at a sea of Dan's on our list. I knew that Doug was
my favorite. Yeah. She was Marshall to guy's name Dan for real?
Uh, Doug, how'd you get it? You remember the scene there was
Adrian's pretty coy, She's she's a hard rock to crack. Yeah, exactly,
and it was to take the glasses off, take the hat off,
I want to kiss you beautiful. Yes, stallone needs a whole lot of
work before you get in for the kiss. No, yeah exactly. Yeah,
well, Doug, you don't need to do any more work to go
see Bert Kreischer because you and whoever you choose to bring with you are on
your way to the big event. Thank you for playing, and hey,
thanks for listening. Absolutely all right, Doug, on hold, we'll give
Russell first crack here, right, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah,
Okay, Russell is russelling their line three? Why where was he second
ago? He's our alternate. He called in when we had the Uh okay,
Joel quit on us Russell in Denton. You are gonna be You're now
the first crack at this bird Chrysier tickets are on the line. This is
the third scene we're gonna do again. This is a scene. We are
reading it word for word from the script of a movie that won Best Picture.
The oscars are this Sunday Russell, but we're doing it in weird,
tricky voices to try to throw you off. Here Film three, it'll be
spring soon and the orchards will be in blossom, and the birds will be
nesting in the hazel thicket, and they'll be so in the summer barley in
the lower fields and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you
remember the taste of straw Barris, No, Sam, I can't recall the
test of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grind.
I'm naked in the dark. There's no wail between me and the wheel
of fire. I can't see it with my waking eyes. Then let us
be rid of it once, sitting for all. Come on, I can't
carry it for you, but I can carry you. Come on. I'm
Sinluly beautiful, Cluly beautiful, getting very popular movie. But you would know
if we just played the scene. Do you know what these alternate voices?
And speaking of alternates, here's Russell in Denton. Russell, Hello, good
morning, Lord of the Rings. Bad Russells. God, everybody's going to
burn Chrischer, everybody. You guys are all gonna be sitting together. Should
have made this harder. Congrats Russell. Did you know it until that last
line? That last line, I was having trouble at first, that the
berries in the thicket. I was like, I'm lost, I have no
idea. Yeah, but then I can't carry it for you. But I
can't and carry That was the key. I got chills just reading that.
As water Burger guy, Robert Due, thank you, Thank you you,
Russell. You're the best alternate ever. We'll put you on hold, man,
get tryin fill. You're going to see Burt Kreischer on us. Thanks
for listening, dude, there he goes. Wow, all right, boy,
this is good because they're getting them, but not necessarily super fast or
super easy. And this so this is a contest between two failures, Dan
and Dallas and Sam and Ulis. All right, Dan and Dallas no no,
and Sam and Ulis gets first crack here, yeah, because Dan got
first cracked last time. All right, Sam and Eulis, you get first
crack. If you get it, they're yours. If not, Dan and
Dallas gets a chance at it. Uh yeah, all right. The fourth
film. Good morning, Uh doctor, we have a hard problem in psychological
profiling. I want to ask your help with a questionnaire. We being the
behavioral science unit at Quantico. You're one of Jack Crawfords, I expect.
Uh yeah, cool. Can I see your credentials? Closer? Please closer?
A lot of expires in a week. You're not real, FBI.
Are you unlike still training at the academy, Jack Crawford said to trainee,
to me, look, we're like talking about psychology or something, doctor,
not the barrow. Can you decide for yourself whether or not unqualified? Oh
that's a rather slippery of your officers, Starling shut down. Please beautifully acted,
truly beautifully acted. Sam, give it Uless's finest. Are you there
was the Departed? I could be wrong. I think it's the departed.
I could be a loser, though, Sam. Yes, you got me.
Hello, I got you, Sam. Your guess is the departed?
Yeah, I think I'm wrong, though you are correct in that you are
wrong. You didn't get anything right, Cot congrats, he was correct.
That's okay, Thanks for playing, Thanks for listening. All right, this
is it Sam, either we got these Chrisier tickets burning a hole in our
pocket, or Dan in Dallas is going Dan in Dallas, this is your
moment. What gave it away? What gave it away? You have the
whole way? Or just Darling the crooked mouth voice that someone was trying to
do Officers Starling, We did elector elector Iantico. All right, man,
you did it. Dan. We're to put you on the whole get your
information. You're going to Burt Chreischer. Thank you for playing, thank you
for listening. All right, there he goes. We did it. That
was fun. That was super fun. It's kind of fun here on Oscars
Week. Let's do it again next with a whole new set of scripts and
give away some other things. Well I have any other things to give away
or gathered scripts, but maybe we'll talk about it again in May. No
idea is a bad idea, Kevin, You're true, all right, true?
Fun. That was fun. Good job everybody, very much. Thank
you, Elamo, draft House Cinema again. Big watch party Sunday night at
the richardson location. Tickets at draft house dot com. This benefits Women in
Film Too. All presented by w f A A tickets at draft house dot
com. They're gonna have been going a prize and a ballot and all that
stuff isn't great, So get on out there Sunday Full the Oscars. More
on the Oscars tomorrow of course, collar next, we didn't get to birthdays
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