Oh number eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven four. It's a
Monday, so overcome that stupid hurdle. But uh hey, we'll go ahead
and do this thing because we got all sorts of crazy news. I hope
everyone had a wonderful weekend. Uh, ross, you have a good weekend,
buddy, do you ever's have fun? You have a good weekend?
Yeah? Man, it was enjoyable. Mm hmm. What was What was
the most enjoyable part would you say of the weekend? Looking out the window
and seeing the ocean. Oh, it's enjoyable. It's very peaceful. Yeah,
because I was right because you normally you guys are you guys like to
stick around the house, right, Yeah. It was a very spontaneous trip,
which typically you know when we go on trips like this, Marquee puts
together like an Excel spreadsheet for expenses and you know, times of what we're
doing, and we're just like, screw it, let's go to the beach.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh which which beach?
North topsil Oh? Okay, that's uh, that's swhere. That's because I
saw you wrote on online. I saw you tell somebody you went to North
Sentinel. Yeah, because people are like, hey, where are you And
I'm like, no, your business with them at the Cannibal Island? Oh,
come and find me. That was a ruse, right, Yeah,
No, that's a funny. That's funny because too they're like, ah,
we're gonna like, let's say they want a dump gatorade over you, like
it's a NFL game right now. They're standing there on North Sentinel Island with
a big bucket of the red stuff. They're like, why am I in
this pot? Yeah? You can use the bucket for the pot, depending
on which bucket you brought. Okay, all right, I saw you posted
some photos too on your on your Twitter of like the Ocean of I looked
like Lincoln doing some sand castle and stuff. Right, were you in any
Were you in either of those photos? I was in several photos. Yes,
No, But were you in the two? I just reference not the
one the one yes and the other. No. Oh, I'm just saying
I saw I saw Will Smith eat a bunch of pasta? Did you see
that online? I did, says video. Why is it the only weekend
you go out of town? Half of Iran's leadership's helicopter just fell from this
because I'm a secret government asset. But I've been I've been saying this for
years, okay, fifteen years. I've been saying that I'm a syoup.
Yeah, but that's exactly completely open and honest about it. Yeah, this
isn't like, you know, you're not blowing the lid off of anything.
I've been saying it for years. I am a sign trying to I'm just
wondering. You know, you bought a hat that's about freedom, right,
I am a trained government assassin. Okay, all right, I do not
trifle with me. Well, the Iranian you better tread lightly there, buddy.
The Iranians did blame us, but they blamed us for not selling them
a helicopter part or something. I don't know. Do you ever find it
like super weird the way I can like come in and out of this building
like a ghost. Oh no, I'm Jason Bourne with him in here,
right. But I've worked at for iHeart too for a long time, so
I understand the stealthiness of wanting to get around salespeople. I'm just saying I
understand it, even if it is cover. So, but you know,
weird, weird, weird, weird. To quote the New snow white.
Uh yeah, that's right. Uh we got the president of Iran, he
out the minister for the Azerbaijan region. It sounds like this was in Azerbaijean.
But uh, Ibraham Rossi racy deaddy I don't know, screw him,
don't care. Uh. The along with the country's for a minister and several
other officials, were found dead after their helicopter crashed in a foggy, mountainous
region of the country's northwest. All right, so you know, initially people
are like, did Israel do it? Here's the thing, even if Israel
did, they would never tell you, right, because you have to understand
that that you could never admit that they that they did something like that in
the same way that it was pretty clear that the person or the peoples putting
those sticky bombs onto vehicles that had nuke scientists in there were probably masad people.
You still can't write because you can't say that they did something. Now
you think, well, why would they do it? I don't have to
jump too far in the way back machine. Obviously, Iran was pretty vocal
about being part of the UH at the planning and probably a lot more than
that, with what happened at the music festival and across Israel that day,
and they made no bones about it. They fund the Hutis, they fund
Hesbollah, they fund all of these cats. Iran right out there, because
Iran's big dream is not that they have any respect for Palestinians. Their big
dream is that it causes all the rest of the Muslim countries, the Arab
states, if you will to go all right, they're down, Let's get
them, and then their dream is fulfilled. They're arguably the single most organized
and able group to attempt to lay waste to Israel. But not just the
Israel. We're the great Satan, they chanted, and all the warm up
little rallies like it's, you know, the PEP rally at your school,
and then when asked about it, they say, ah, death to America
doesn't mean death, but it does. And half your leadership just fell out
of the sky, and you can't blame the US for doing it militarily.
So apparently the current line is when didn't sell us helicopter part? I mean
it's a tragic accident. I mean they rarely see mountains there, right,
these sur president of a giant desert. It's like, what the hell is
that boom in the mountain? Yeah, yeah, disclosure don't really know anything
about Iran, but I'm assuming they what I got here, nothing but a
flat desert. So they're flying around. Well, they have a small mountain
range in there. Are you familiar with them? I am not the Himalayas.
I mean, you know, in all honesty, that's your opinion.
But they're just flying around. They're like, well, you were just going
across our desert from the president of the desert, somebody else's desert. They
were in probably Azerbaijan. Well there you go. And then they're like,
oh, what's that. I've never seen that before. I'm freaked out.
It's mountain boom dead. Yeah, that could be it. That could absolutely
be why this helicopter just fell from the sky. Aircraft and I ran faces
the shortage of parts, often flying without safety checks. You know, Rambo
took us, of Courseky down with a rock, right, a rock.
Yeah, it's what it Probably was. Pissed off mountain kid probably got scolded
by his parents or something. They're like, hey, stop doing that stuff.
He's got a mountain. He's like this, sees the helicopter. They're
freaking out because they've never seen a mountain, throws at the helicopter boom dead.
White way, you just called him a mountain kid. Why would you
Why would tell me to be a mountain kid because he lives. No,
I'm saying, the president in the plain has never seen a mountain. The
kid living in the mountain throws the rock dead. All right, So this
is a normal chain of events. Yeah, that's a tragedy. Early Monday,
Turkish Thortis released. They described as drone footage of the crash. Sigh.
You can hear some folks in not Farsi, which is what they speaking
Iran, but mountain kid language, the az or whatever that language is.
There it is we found it. But you know, all you see is
smolder in wreckage and uh. Pakistan announced the day of morning and even uh,
even the folks in India released a statement of sorrow. But that's also
because they India's I don't know if it's fear. I guess it's fear.
Last thing they won is Iran and backing Pakistan any good, good, good
amount, because Pakistan and India hate each other, so that Putin was sad
and jijimping. So if all those cats are sad, then you should probably
just go about your day. Okay. It does raise a rather interesting issue
though, because it's not just it's not just who's the president, because remember
who's the president of Iran. It's not really the one running things, right.
We have Kumani and and really that family, but they've been trying to
not be the family. So the idea was, first it was going to
be I'm a dinner jacket or whatever his name was the previous president that we
all remember, Akman Jennashad, but they weren't really feeling it. This was
the dude who was supposed to be able to slide in under the Supreme Leader.
So once he was done with this presidency, then he would take over
really running things and you know, murdering protesters and all the things they do
in Iran. And because Iran is in a place right now where they think
that the spark that could overturn all of this insanity would have been naming the
son of Komeni's Sun to be the next Supreme leader, right because he would
have been the second or the third rather and already the linage thing has they
got problems with that because that's what they overthrew for all practical purposes. So
I don't know what they're gonna do now. Some would say that this is
strategic for a lot of reasons. It puts them in a bind. Obviously,
it's even if they don't admit it. It looks like somebody got to
him, and now you may be left with trying to make your son supreme
leader and that'll finally be enough. The Ross was at the beach doing beach
stuff he built. I saw it with my own eyes. They built a
lot of seashells on a sand castle. No, and that's the best part
about that photo. Mm hmm. We didn't build that sand castle. Oh
it's beautiful. We just walked past it and it looked amazing. Real.
I was like, buddy, stand right here. What Oh yeah, do
you realize how this lends credence to my other theory? Because now Mark,
you now a weekend are seeing these like you know, the these replies flying
in and they're like, it's perfect. I saw that. Yeah. Yeah,
you didn't tell them any of that, did you you tell? Buddy?
Look at all the work we just avoided. Now get on this plane
and not Iran. Don't tell anyone, do you realize this is bolsters my
theory now, because if somebody can He's like, that is straight my castle,
Like, ah, there it is, all right. So I've been
trading text messages with our friend Corey. Yes, yeah, air Force,
former Marines. Right, he's been all over it. I asked him,
as a man who knows a lot about planes or helicopters, would seeing a
mountain for the first time ever freak out a pilot and he just broke back.
Absolutely, he was probably confused. He probably confused it for swamp gas
and boom ran into the mountain dead. That's confirmed from a member of our
military. I I've talked with Corey. I don't I really fly on planes.
Isn't his thing, but I mean he's been around them. Yes,
I think if you've served any pacity in the military, you've probably been around
planes. It's I was just saying, listen all this like assassinated. It's
an accident, tragic accident. Yes, mountains can freak out a person if
you've never seen one before. Yeah, but again, we're operating under the
you know the topography of Iran desert snow. They get snow because they got
bass mountains. So but it's not like you can see him from Tehran.
Is that the point that you're making? You can't. You should call up
some photos of Tehron skyline. I'm busy, man, I have too much
that I don't need to learn about Iran. Yeah, not anymore poverty nation.
I need to buy from i Ran. I learned from the movie Argo.
Yeah. I literally watched Argo over the weekend. Great movie, weird
Yeah, and iron cheek. That's all I need. Oh do you see?
Uh? Speaking of wrestling stuff, HBO's got a new I'll tell you
I just like I'll tell you about that. I am down to watch it.
I haven't watched it yet though, so but but anyway, there we
go. That's my exploration. Ross says he was at the beach. Nothing
I can do. He's got photos, so must be, you know,
in this day and age, can't fake those six twenty hang on. So
the movie and I haven't watched it that I but I saw and then I
added it to the I'm gonna watch that thing on HBO. Is the Iron
Claw? Yeah, there is supposed to be a little Rick flair up in
there, which is if, first of all, is from eight twenty four
Studios, which I think does really really good movies. So I do like
that, and I say the movie The von Erics, Right, yeah,
this is the the story of the van Erics from Fritz van Eric who obviously
owned it, operated started it, and then his son's and everything goes perfectly.
That family is cursed. What I mean, this is a tragic,
sad story. I mean it's not the only one in the world of wrestling.
It is not obvious good. Yeah, if you're going into it looking
for a happy, fun time movie, it apparently is not that. So
you haven't seen it though, right, No, because you were busy at
the beach gravy training in sand castles, teaching that boy he didn't have he
wasn't covered in sand, and he's autistic. Do you think he wants these
sand in his hands? Did listen? We went down there spontaneously with a
trip. You think I'm going down there to work and do construction. No,
go down and enjoy the beach. Okay, then you did, right,
he did. Nothing happened. I I posted one photo of us holding
hands. I saw the photo, Yeah, yeah, I saw. There
was a follow up that mark he took behind us and I posted, and
the people were pointing out I didn't notice there's like a people are saying there,
like a UFO in this guy? What Yeah, and like if you
look closely you can kind of see it. Yeah, I just I here's
what I noticed. I noticed. It was very weird that there was this
thing that does resemble a UFO that looked like it might have been placed in
there, and also looked about the altitude behind you that I don't know,
uh, a double bladed helicopter would be. I mean, I, like
I said, I didn't notice it until people are pointing it out, and
once out I looked out, oh my god, with Farsi on the side,
like and then you could just post that over and you're like, oh,
it's just just at the beach and not literal like evidence of what I've
done to the Iranian leadership. So there's that, all right, Oh,
good, good, good glad. Everybody's happy. That's a fun time with
poor guy. Never seen a mountain before. Used to be a desert and
suddenly see mountain. You're like, oh my god, is the earth?
Is the earth forming teeth to eat me? What is happening? This email
from Will Will writs not that Ross needs anyone to defend him. But I,
as a veteran served multiple tours in both Wadilla and Zimunda, I can
tell you that he is correct. And Iran. Iran is called Iran because
it's so deserty and so flat. That's how people used to get everywhere.
So yeah, is it what Zimunda ends in Wadias from what the dictator and
Zimunda obviously is coming to America. You understand why I would have concerns with
this email, right, yeah, but I think they're both the provinces of
Wakanda that has stolen valor, sir, But maybe not, because those are
that don't exist. I don't know, But thank you for thank you for
writing on this fine morning to appreciate that. All right eight eight eight nine
three four seven eight seven four you have a phone number? Oh what did
I do? You're a click? Does actually click one button? And now
everything is absolutely incorrect. There we go. I was sorting, like accidentally
sorted all of my stuff in the wrong way, and then I couldn't find
anything weird. All right, here we go? All right, coming up
on the show yues, obviously I ran story. That's yeah, it's kind
of a big deal. We'll see what they're what they're saying over there,
But we got we got some stuff closer to home. By the way,
I wonder what this do you see? Trump announced a rally in the South
Bronx. This has fans and moon bats read to go. All right,
they're really excited. I'm sure the City of New York's probably not excited,
but it will be interesting to see what he's able to draw out there.
Yeah, so apparently he let's see here. He announced he will hold a
rally in the South Bronx at some point this week, after tens of thousands
of supporters showed up for New Jersey New York City. Rally will be Trump's
first in his native state since twenty sixteen. Team Trump announced the South Bronx
rally in a statement to SLAM President Joe Biden. Are they where are they
doing this at Yankee Stadium. I'm trying to think we're in the South Bronx.
They would do this here we go, No Krotona Park. I don't
know where that is. I'm not super plugged in now they had it won't
be as it won't be light New Jersey. I believe the permit has to
see yeah, it does. Here we go. So the permit will allow
for up to thirty five hundred people, So I mean he can he can
fill it up pretty good. But that's his many. You know. How
to be funny is they'll be like, knowing that fact, put that fact
in your brain. There'll be some reporting by CNN, MSNBC. Oh,
the president after nearly eighty thousand were said to show up to Wildwood, only
able to get thirty four hundred to the South Bronx, and I think they'll
probably ignore the permitting unless there's thirty four hundred and one, and then they'll
be like he tried to murder everybody with capacity issue. Probably Oberman will be
doing that, but somebody will be doing that. Obviously. The side of
the rally is no Kwinki dink. It's you know, one of the things
that Trump's running on, and New York's got a lot of examples, is
the insanity of the border. Going to have a very very receptive audience down
there in the South Bronx. Who if they've you know, spent five minutes
consuming New York media over the last six months to a year, they're reading
a bunch of stories they've never read before. They're looking at places like,
you know, Midtown, which is what forty blocks from them? Fifty blocks
Where does the Bronx start? It starts on what ninety fifth or one hundred,
something like that at Midtown in the between the forties and seventies. I
mean that midtown, but you know the area where a lot of the migrants
are. Yeah. I suspect the mayor probably won't show up with him,
but hey, he is a possibility. No, it seemed over the weekend
though. Really it was get a NFL kicker, man. It was crazy
watching that. Yeah, people you had. When I say everyone's coming out
of the woodwork, I literally mean everyone's coming out the woodwork. Hey,
Harrison, you know we have several things in common. First and foremost,
until a few months ago, we were both employed by the Kansas City Chiefs.
I cheered you on for six years straight, and with that I would
assume we went to the same PR training. But since all of that obviously
left your brain when you went to go give that speech, I thought I'd
be a good coworker. Can I ask a question Ross on a scale of
one to one hundred, She totally believes it. How what percentage do you
think that this woman believes what she did in any way, shape or form
led to those championships. I mean she sees herself as a co worker.
I just yeah, I had to record. I had to record her audio
into the editing software to bleep it, and then I had to record it
all back in the next gen to play it. Yes, and I almost
lost my mind. Yeah. Yeah. It's not even because of the content
of what she says in her audio cuts. It's it's watching her face.
She's like, I can't remember the actress, but there was a cast member
in SNL that would play this like like, hey, I'm a drama you
know, I'm in a school drama play. Yeah, I'm a really bad
actress. So she'd be like, yeah, hi, I'm in the play
right now. Yeah, how would you? Would you look up? How
many yards this cheerleader had in sure, sure, let me put in the
old AI machine zero zero. So she had some forward attempts and then she
lost yardage and it absolutely no place. Oh wow, that is unfortunate.
Anyway, continue, ma'am, let's get sorry. Oh yeah, let's get
sided. Okay, all right, let's get started. She got no like
x's nose probably notes. Okay, all right, so anyway, you are
a cheerleader for six years for the for the for the Chiefs. Also you're
a cheerleader for the Chiefs. Anyway, all right, I'm sorry. Continue.
Uh, let's see what made Ross almost stab himself in the years.
I guess takeaway is you now represent a billion dollar organization. Now I think
aren't all NFL teams basically billion dollar organizations. I haven't seen all the valuations
on everybody, but okay, it's a big organization, and yes he does
represent it. You don't anymore. That's weird. Huh, you're not doing
that anymore? Did you tear a hammy? Ross? Would you look up
to see if she tore a hammy? I'm trying to figure out where she's
not raw Ryan anymore? To the Super Bowl? He blew out her a
c L Tommy John surgery, someding. That's the thing in baseball, right,
Yeah, okay, but art movement, Well there is wrist action.
Yeah, I see what you did there? Just stare some buck Kurt.
You are now Harrison buck Kurt who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs and anything
you say or do that doesn't align with that brand, Just like the lesbians
you hated in that video. What will be grounds for time now? Is
she a lesbian? Because I'm just wondering, is do we got a bunch
of hot lesbian cheerleaders on the cheek. I'm going to do some research.
I'll get back to you anyway. I'm sorry continue crimination. Not entirely sure
if that last part is gonna apply to you, but I guess we'll find
out a quick minute dissect some of the language in your speech referring to abortion,
iv A, euthanasia, and syracusy as degenerate culture values. Do you
see how maybe doesn't align with the brand COVID fiasco? Wait? Wait,
wait? Is Kansas City big on surrogacy and abortion? The chiefs? Is
that their slogan or something. I'm much more terrified of that than the than
somebody or the bills mafia. Yeah, well they're out murdering babies. You
guys are smashing tables. I'm not saying it has to be a fight,
but these are things. Based on what she's saying in a whispery voice,
I bet she's fun at dinner. Now, I would assume you know what
fiasco means, but just thinking you don't. You're why do I think you?
Don't you ever say something where you want the other person You're like,
uh, yeah, obviously you know what this means, and you're calling their
bluff not to check you on it because you don't know what it means.
I'm sorry, go right ahead. Man. Referring to the pandemic as a
humiliating failure, You know it should be. I'm sorry. I have just
so many thoughts. This must be what it was for Ross dubbing this in
this morning. I apologize, but it should be humiliating for some of the
leadership in retro in twenty two, you know, Hindsight's twenty twenty kind of
mode you should be. Why was I so wrong? Why did I not
tell the truth? Why am I fauci and literally just admitted to these things
where we were doing research that would have been in furtherance of things like what
happened after saying that didn't happen. Why did I tell everybody you had to
do this thing when even at the time it was clear and now all their
kids have lost learning. Even if you went into it wholehearted thought you were
doing the right thing, you should still feel bad. It's really crazy on
Like, there's a big segment of the population that have just completely memory hold
the fact that they were completely wrong about everything, and it's not an opinion
anymore, it's a complete fact. Yes, the debate is whether people making
the decisions knew they were wrong and did it anyway out of her political expedience,
or if they honestly thought they were doing what was the right thing.
I'll have that debate all day on an individual basis, But you're right,
a lot of people just go no everything. That's why it was so shorty
it worked perfect. M Okay had an entire pr training on COVID bro.
Yeah, we weren't supposed to talk about it. Uh, would do you
find that weird? Right? Right? Yeah, it's pretty weird. Do
you find that weird? You can't? Can't? I mean maybe they were
trying to avoid like a cold beastly type situation in Buffalo where he came out
he said, you know this is kind of weird. Man, I don't
like any of this, And they're like, booh, this guy wants to
kill grandma. Yeah, him and Aaron Rodgers, and they then they bullied
his kid in school and they you know his remember that story, Cole Beasley's
kid, I sure remember his kid in school was like, you know that
these kids are bullying me because my dad has a different opinion on COVID,
which by the way, turned out to be absolutely true. You know it's
crazy too. Like if I was in school and I'm like, ah,
let's believe that, and somebody's like his dad is an NFL football player,
I would have been like, let's belly that other kid, you know what
I mean. That's where I would have gone, Oh, she has so
many thoughts. She's not done. She's not done. No, no,
no, she'd got another two three minutes of thoughts. We'll get into those
insights in just a few minutes here on the CaCO Day radio program. So
I had to watch it. Ross had to watch it. Now you get
to listen to it. So a former Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader is, oh,
can you imagine being in an argument? Right, standard couple's argument.
She walks away thinking she's right, you walk away thinking you're right. I'm
not even gonna guess who's right. But instead of that kind of weird either,
y'all figure it out, or you realize you're not going to let stuff
like that derail you and get over it. I can't even imagine how much
you'd have to hide in the man case right now. So I said,
I'm watching the video uloading the stuff, and I'm looking at her face,
which doesn't really translate in the radio, but you can check out the video
Casey on the radio. We very passive with her face, right, And
that's where my brain went automatically. I'm like, the poor bastard who has
to date her if she's dating anyone, that this is why there is a
hot crazy matrix. Right, Yes, this is it. In case you're
wondering, this is it right here, and she trust me, she's not
kicking over into you unicorn territory. All right, anyway, I'm sorry you
had some other thoughts, ma'am. Some other thoughts. Please enlighten us.
Oh, hold on my button bar. All right, here we go.
All right, she's got some other thoughts. Here we go. You referred
to gay people as deadly sinners the Gay Book, kind of, but he
referred to that because you know why, because he has a very specific belief.
He referred to it as deadly sins, but anyway, love football.
We don't want to lose them as an audience, so you might want to
reconsider calling them deadly sinners. Life begins when you become a wife and mother.
Skip ahead. That leans into her most important title of all. Wait
wait, wait, life begins when you become a He clearly didn't say that.
What he said is very akin to the good people on both sides,
because is the first thing he said negated all of the things you're saying.
On the backside. You could still criticize and be like, I don't agree
with that view, right, but I don't know what you're disagreeing with.
He said some of you, referring to the women in the audience at the
very conservative Catholic university, that some of them will go on to, you
know, high profile jobs, that's what they want to do, whereas a
bunch of them will want to turn most of their attention. That is not
even negating having jobs to being a wife and mother to the family. That's
not inaccurate, and it grows increasingly when you get into some of those types
like I dated a girl from Meredith one time, not but she was ap
Meredith. But whatever, here's what I learned. They talk an awful lot
about something called an mrs. Degree. That's not a degree, that's that's
a wife and up, okay for whatever the future holds. That is a
goal. And that's not even a religious university very much. And if you're
an odd you hate odds, you even you hate Evans, I don't you
have to look up whatever that is? Anyway? I'm sorry, go ahead,
maker mm hm. You know we're not going to unpack this from a
PR standpoint, but I which is weird because a homemaker unpacking is something that
they would do sometimes. You know, if you moved, you're right back
anyway. I do want to let you know that the Kansas City Chiefs offer
a therapist covered at one hundred percent both male and female. And I advise
that you probably need to unpack that with both parts. Oh please, God
tell me you took advantage of that. Doesn't look like it. You called
the president delusional. Yes, you know, I think the organization would let
that one go. A lot of Republicans in chiefs, Kingdom of the that's
part of your speech. Oh what is it when you said stay in your
Lanington place, times, bro, take your own advice kicks the balls around
standing light. I just pointed out something that a lot of people are thinking
as we open the show today. Half of Iran's leadership, including their president,
apparently their helicopter just fell out of the sky. They're dead. And
uh it happened to be on the very same weekend that Ross went out of
town, which she never does. I just threw that out there, and
then we had listener Will wrote in said, because uh, your theory is
the pilot in Iran who flies the president of Iran around got confused when he
saw a mountain. Yeah, I mean they're flinner, They're used to a
desert, right, and he's just like, I'll be flying the plane,
Oh my god, what is that? The Earth is forming teeth to devour
me into the mountain? Panic dead? Like literally, if you have you
ever seen avionics when you're in the air, you've ever been on like a
private aircraft or something you wouldn't confess, do you know? Like literally they'll
show up as like big red axes. Well I don't know what kind of
uh yeahology there. I don't know what the technology they have, and I
ran, I'm sure they're like thirty years behind Us, and then Will wrote,
uh, and he's basically said that he served in Wadilla and I can't
remember the other one Zimunda, that's right, yes, which I believe our
fictional place is from the dictator and of course coming to America. So uh.
But then uh, I called that out and uh. Will also talked
about his time in the trenches of hold on Sokovia, which I'm almost positive
is from Avengers. And I had to look this one up. Maldonia,
the bitter Civil War of Maldonia, and that's from Princess and the Frog.
And I think the only reason you thought of that is because we just talked
about that, sir, which, by the way, that's weird because you
described that to be rass and I now know this. I thought it was
in Louisiana. You said that that place, Yes, what is Maldonia.
It's where the prince is from. Apparently, so not everything, dude,
is a conspiracy. This one sure sounds like you're disparaging poor Will, who's
trying to contribute to the show. Thank you for listening Will with story.
It sounds like, yeah, you know, and like this isn't some sort
of crazy conspiracy theory. This somebody wiped out or assassinated the president of Iran.
It was a guy panicky because he's never seen a mountain before. It
was the president to other people kind of in the line of secession. So
Foreign Minister and yeah, these things happen, they do, they absolutely do.
So with that in mind, we then transitioned over into the big freak
out over the weekend, and that was everybody wanted their pound of flesh from
the chiefs kicker right. Oh, and he I love the part too where
he quote commented on Taylor Swift's music. Now Travis Kelsey is gonna beat him
up. He commented that he'd heard it. I believe, is what he
said. And are we in high school? Do you think Travis kelcey waits
for him outside the locker room? Is this? Are these honestly things that
you think happened? You sign that petition? I saw that that was very
good of one hundred and fifty thousand people to sign a petition. Petition,
And then they went and interviewed one of the I think the she's grand I
guess you'd be granddaughter of the ownership, right, and she and they went
and interviewed her. What looks like a country club. She's out, you
know, playing lawn polo and whatnot. I don't know what. And she's
just like, yeah, we love Harrison. He's fine. Yeah, he
said that some women want to do that, some women should. And then
I saw people comment like easy to say when you know, oh, that's
just stays home. They don't have to work because they're own an NFL team.
Do you think there's only thirty stay at home moms in the whole United
States? I'll even give you the grandkids, so you know, you get
maybe a few hundred. Do you think that's the total number? Do you
think the only way? Now? Don't get me wrong with what the economy's
doing right now, it may financially be the only way for some people,
But you don't have to own an NFL franchise to stay at home. It's
true. I know it's crazy, Russ. Did your wife stayed at home
for a while? Right? I know, yeah, stayed at home for
a while. What what team did you guys buy? You guys buy the
which one? Which one did you buy? I'm assuming you need that that
is financial requirement to stay at home. The way I was hearing things,
Wait, did you buy the Patriots just so you could do No, obviously
that's not the case. Now we both work our asses off, Yes,
I know, but we're lucky. Here's the thing. We're lucky that we
both have, Like you know, did I work super early and then she
works the rest of the Day's an order lap so we can both watch Lincoln
mm hmmm. So I can pick him up after school and she drops him
off in the morning. Yeah, and then you go to the team meeting
to talk about drafts and signing free agents. Right, that's we've yet to
do that. I think it's on the docket. I think you guys should
continue, though, I'm assuming you bought the Patriots. Keep doing the quarterback
thing where you get a guy who's not the guy. What do they call
him? The new dude? What's the nickname they've already bestowed upon him?
Different from fresh milk? Fresh milk? Yes? Yes, yes, your
plans coming together? Can we just arrest Can we just arrest Patrick Mahomes for
what? I mean? Just arrest him? We said before? I mean
they've hit the Kansas City Chiefs. The Buckner stuff aside, Yeah, has
been like their off season has been ridiculous. Yeah, receiver receivers down likes
to Poter, they've had like I don't know, And rough asked him,
at like seventeen team members or twenty seven people on the team be arrested and
for felonies. Well you're counting Mahomes dad, he's not technically on the team,
But I mean that might that number may be a little off, but
yeah, yeah, yeah mmmm And you hate to see it. I hope
this drama isn't affecting them in the locker room in anyway. Well now they're
assuming that, uh, they're going to all beat up the kicker because we're
in high school. I'm saying, it's just it's a cesspool there and you're
you have all this drama there and it all starts with Patrick Mahomes. Just
arrest him. That's sort of like they arrested that golf dude on Friday.
Just taze him in arrest and then all the drama Kansas City, but will
disappear m okay. So anyway, So then a Kansas City cheerleader, former
Kansas City cheerleader came out and she had some thoughts. We went through a
lot of them. That was just the first video she got into two and
what she's going to suggest here, Well, if i'd have only seen the
second video, I might have thought she would strolling, But then I will
you know the other one I played you, So I'm sorry continue your diatribe.
Don't don't want to cheat you out of any of that. It has
never been about whether or not a woman should stay home with her family,
if that is the best decision for her. Do you. Yeah, the
whole speech was like that too, because he said, hey, some of
you are going to do this, some of you do that. So that
sounds like him recognizing that if you want to have a career, do you
If you want to do both, pop off? Do you? My issue
lies when entitled men in positions of privilege, such as Harrison Buck Kurt,
And again, I'm going to reiterate my point. If you kick a ball
better than thirty one or better, there are less than thirty one people who
are better than you, then mathematically you should be on an NFL roster.
I know that that's it's not going to be a hard number. Get people
in college that'll probably use it, But you understand what I'm saying. You
still have to You still got to make the kick, So what do you
want to do about it? Man uses a graduation speech to put a woman
in her place instead of congratulating her on her accomplishments. No, I shocked
at some of his porters, he said, though I was not because something
these people all have in common, Oh, privilege. Oh, the harsh
reality is that majority of Americans cannot support their family on a single income.
You should have started with that. I think that that is a very fair
point. I don't know that he was necessarily ignoring that, but uh,
it is. It's crazy. It's crazy when you look at the buying power
of a household in the nineteen fifties and sixties versus the buying powered day on
individual income. Now, some theorize I don't necessarily subscribe to this because I
think it's it's one of those things that's too lazy an answer. But some
have theorized that one of the ways in which salaries don't continue to pace with
that is the flooding of the workforce with female workers. Right, that's a
very cave manny theory, but it probably does have some impact. There's probably
one hundred other things that contribute to this, but if there are one hundred
workers. Let's say there's two hundred people in the US and there's one hundred
workers or two hundred adults, and all of a sudden, there's two hundred
workers. If you're the person who's buying labor supply and demand, we know
how this works, right, So that's a thing. But again, it's
not the only thing. And I'm not proposing that it is the totality of
it. But if you're having that discussion, some would say that that should
be something that should be part of it. So anyway, continue, those
little bundles of jars are expensive. How crazy are her eyes at the moment
when you we dubbing that interest, That's what I'm saying. So, Manchell
is visual that you have to see it Casey on the radio on her videos
is just cringe. Man. I'm sure she's fine. She's like the SNL
character a little bit, the drama kid. Anyway, Yeah, bundles,
Okay, all right, anyway, is it please tell me more so telling
a bunch of women that that's when their life begins, well, I guess
it depends if their privileged or not. Baffles me that people think that social
media has like warped this speech into something that's not. If you think that,
you should go watch the twenty minute long speech, and I think you're
going to be sweeping your jaw off the floor. By the Why are none
of his supporters talking about the part of the speech where he condemns a woman's
right to her access to healthcare such as abortion, IVF, surrogacy, and
birth control. The part where he gay people deadly sinners and mocked their pride
month, that's low their thing we have in common, Harrison is we are
both Catholics, and I want everyone to know that our God preaches love and
not hate. Yeah. I also read over the weekend he's a Marxist,
So that's up. Pete retweetstuff about that, So there you go. Yeah,
you know what. You know what, Rosh She does make a very
good point. Have you ever noticed how all the NFL kickers are men of
privilege? I have? You did, and I think we can all agree
it's being big football fans that the easiest position to replace doesn't even make a
difference, is the kicker. Do you think the Chiefs should hour of the
world and get them a woman kicker? Yes, unbiased opinion. I've just
came for kicker though, hold on, just kicker, I mean, do
you at this point, you got to do some pr repairs. If you
just do kicker, people will be like, ah, they're just covering up.
Well, like I told you, you need to take the leader out.
If you want to make amends, you need to arrest Patrick Mahomes.
Taylor Swift. Oh no, Patrick Mahomes. I'm sorry as a leader,
I got, once again unbiased opinion that in the game is arrest Patrick Mahomes.
Take him off the field so he can't play. Got it? All
the drama in Kansas City ends? But yeah, I mean the kicker,
right, we can both agree, super easy to replace and makes no difference.
Anybody can do it. Yeah, fire him and get and put a
new kicker in female kick yes, empowered. Yes, also the quarterback.
Yes, go bills because power girl power. All right, So that's Ross's
solution. Strip the team of the primary points scorers and replace them with women.
I mean, if they feel bad about it, justice and stuff,
right. Yeah, Oh that's a good point. The very same Corey was
texting you earlier. Just Rome says, yes, think of the salary cap
implications, considering they only earned seventy four cents to the dollar. Think of
all the room you could look. The Viking should look into this if the
math math's there. You guys had to make some tough salary cap decisions too
up in Bill's Land, right, Yeah we did. Yeah. Imagine if
two of your well one of your primary costs in the case of the chiefs
of quarterback, you saved over twenty five percent of those dollars could redirect it
to other needs. That's great. What she looks like she's getting ready for
a position on the field. Would you say that I did pick up on
that? Or are you not touching that with a ten foot poll? Oh?
Hur Yeah, Well I made the joke off air, and it's it's
not true, but I said, you know they fired you because he got
fat what no, not though it was no no, no, no no,
But you got mean me me, And you know you need that.
You got to be able to stare that offenser that you know defender crossed right,
make a mom Joe talk trash, get ready to hard nose football.
You gotta have a You gotta have an attitude. Are we arresting Patrick Mahomes
or not? For justice? Who's what? Look you just downed a military
helicopter with the President on it, so allegedly, allegedly this should be should
be a walk in the park. Oh man, So yeah, just crazy
town. Go see the video Ross mentioned. It's on the blog at Casey
on the radio, and uh really it's one of those we're seeing it and
checking for those of visual cues. I think goes a long way in this
whole argument. All right, coming up on the show, let me ask
you a question. Let's say there's a piece of legislation you don't want past.
I'm trying to think of a let me give you a good example of
one where it was very very camera laden, the repeal of Obamacare and the
famous John McCain thumbs down. You remember that, right, See why he
walked up He literally walked up there to record his vote, knowing that it
was in camera view, did a big thumbs down, and at that point
you knew it was dead because they didn't have a margin he needed to be
there. What if instead of passing, well, in that case, instead
of passing and getting the votes, what if they didn't have McCain's vote.
Were the Democrats aware that they could have just grabbed the bill and run out
of the chamber and then I don't know if you've got to tag the person
or how. I did not know that that's how you could legislate. But
apparently it's a thing and not a thing necessarily in a third world hell hole,
but specifically Taiwan. That crazy story. So we'll get to that.
We got more audio for you. It's Monday, so we'll be bouncing around
and yes, even more on the Kansas City in sanity our phone number eight
eight eight nine three four seven eight seven four back in just a few She
didn't say there's you'd get a female kicker. You guys are taking this to
the level of absurdity. You know what, You're absolutely right, sir,
She didn't say it outright. That is unfair of us to even bring that
conversation together. In fact, you know what, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm going to limit my spitballing here, you know, the world apostles.
I'm gonna limit it to what would be a good arbiter for what is
normal. Maybe, like I don't know, maybe one of the media outlets
that covers the Chiefs right day to day, day in day out coaches Corner,
they got a little features stuff like that. So yeah, let's go
to Kansas. The newspaper there, Kansas City Star, cover the Chiefs.
Let's see what they think about this. Let's see. Let me just from
their editorial over the weekend. The opinion piece quickly notified readers, this is
not a joke nor unrealistic. So what is the this Let me read it
for poetic justice after Harrison Butker's neander thal outburst, and because the pipeline of
talent is real, the Chief's next kicker should be a woman. And then
they went on to talk about Sarah Fuller or Maya Turner, Maya you might
have heard of all or excuse me, Fuller, you may have heard of
my attorney. You probably haven't. But Fuller got a little pub last year
because she was the first woman in a Power five college football game to kick.
There have been others who've been on roster Big Ten had a roster position
University of Colorado, but she didn't kick, and then they weren't power I
can't remember what the loophole was, but anyway, so yeah, no,
they literally said that that's not me, that's not ross and I, you
know, making jokes, that is the paper of record for Kansas City that
literally covers the Chiefs. And for that, I say, you know what,
get everything you want. And you know, here's the deal. If
you're a kicker, admittedly it's not that secure a position. They are right
in the fact that there are other kickers out there and it is not the
most importance when evaluating what a team needs. So if a team was to
be reactionary, they could probably get away with going out and going you're out
and then just hiring. It wouldn't be a woman, but it would be,
you know, one of a handful of guys that are right there on
the bubble. Here's the problem, though, if you're a Chiefs fan and
it's winding down at the end of the season. Let's say you're playing the
Bills in the AFC Championship game and all the calls, once again, are
going your way. I'm sure that would never happen, and it comes down
to forty five yard field goal. You're down by two, right, this
is to win it or to lose it, and whoever that is misses that
kick. NFL fans love conspiratorial stuff, and they got a long memory.
Even though he tried to drink it away each and every Sunday. That would
be a nightmare for you. So I haven't even looked is Butcker particularly good.
I know nothing about his kicking prowess. I barely know who the Vikings
kicker is. I mean I used to be we had like a we had
a kicker for a very long time. And yes he did miss a very
specific field goal, but no love loss for Anderson in Minnesota. They love
him. Even though that NFC Championship game didn't go the way that it should
and all the math before it says that it should have. It was a
thing. But I I you know, I'm trying to think of other kickers
that were so beloved. I guess I guess it's on a situational basis with
the team. Right, even though your guy missing the Super Bowl for the
Bills, Right, he's still a beloved member of the Bills. Right,
they didn't run him out of town? Right, I'm trying to remember who
was your Who is the Bills kicker wide Wright? Scott Norwood? Norwood?
Yeah, like you guys don't hate Scott Norwood up there. He's a legend.
Yeah, it went to four Super Bowls in a row. I mean,
if you're a Bills fan, you're incredibly loyal, so you embrace the
suck at some point, right, Yes, but you wouldn't say Norwood's career
sucked. He just that was a kick he miss though. It was a
thing. I own a Scott Norwood Jersey. That's right. I knew somebody
had one. So I look, and you know, for each, each,
each and every kicker here it is hold on, this is what I
want to look at that thing here. He was perfect in twenty nineteen for
them. What's his total record? Forty seven of fifty four. That's pretty
good, right because that includes all ranges. I think if you break that
down inside of fifty yards, he's only missed one. Yeah, yeah,
you know, you're right. Put the put that woman in which I gotta
look, I got I don't know anything about her. I saw her kick.
She kicks a better field goal than me. So yeah, but if
you think that's the way to go, sure, But yeah, Ross and
I didn't make that up out of nothing. It was literally something that they
were promoting. So thank you for your email, though, really appreciate that.
Any who back to this thing. We get some calls on this as
well, I see phone calls coming in. Do do do? Yes?
We got the Iran thing. I asked some questions. Maybe Ross was involved.
He denies it, but what do you know? Uh? You know
that? Or they sent Ricky Stenhouse over there? Holy crap, that was
uncomfortable. I always question if like some of this. Uh, if you're
going, what are you talking about? And you're not a NASCAR person.
I'm not super a NASCAR person, but I do. And whych I do
enjoy watching him punch each other? Uh? That whole thing uh with Stenhouse?
Uh hey, hold on, now that's not fair. Any woman kicks
a better feeling. But you know what, you go ahead and be salty
this morning. That's fine. I send crap emails, call the show coward,
tell me where you're from. I'll give you the Boston paultry bin.
Yeah, you don't want none of that? Too easy? All right?
So anyway, I did see this over the weekend. I didn't watch the
race, but Kyle Busch Ricky Stenhouse is so correct me if I'm wrong.
So that the beef was early in the race. I know what happened later,
but early in the race the beef was that? Why is that all
weird. Okay, here we go that he made some sort of move and
like what lap two and then and then other dude waited till end of the
race to put him in the wall, which, by the way, sounds
very nascary. But there's this crazy video with Stenhouse going back and getting up
in Kyle Busch and his crew's face there and it or I guess Bush getting
in Stenhouse's and then Stenhouse throw was the first punch. They're quickly torn apart.
But then you know, it's like your posse's fighting my posse, and
of course all the cameras are there. It's hard to hear what they're saying
because there's so many fireworks. But yeah, they got beef. So that's
another acceptable theory. They had Ricky Stenhouse to it. I just saw it.
I'm not really four against either of those drivers, but I do enjoy
watching the maham there, especially the one. I don't know who the one
dude is who's in the full suit. He's mechanic or crew. I'm not
familiar with the guy, but he's just that's a big dude. The probably
reason he doesn't drive. I know they weigh the drivers, but that's also
we get the ball bearings and we can get into that discussion from years ago.
But yeah, it's a possibility. All right eight eight eight nine three
four seven eight seven four. We'll get some calls if you want, But
first we get raised stagic from the Weather Channel. What's up? Man?
It could be uh frustrating. Oh no, what really? What happened?
Well, it goes to you and it goes to the audience. We yeah,
Well, let me ask a question. Did you get more or less
rain than you anticipated over the weekend? I don't know. I don't believe
anything you guys say. So it's not you personally. It's not you personally,
it's just whatever in general. Yeah, I know, we all get
a bad rappit I have. I already know where you're going with this.
So it was a fun email day for you? Is that what you're gonna
say? It was a fun email day for you? Yeah? Well the
answer the question is yeah, yeah. Uh. For those of you who
don't know, Ray also is the meteorologist who predicts whether the President of Iran
should be flying. And he gave me to go. Yeah, a lot
of fog in the area, I guess, so they swamp gases over the
career or something. Yeah. Yeah, it was an assassination anyway. Yeah,
I would say I like I went towards There was a lot less rain
than I think we were anticipating, but there were some specially the beach looked
all nice, yes, exactly. So our weather app was like, hey,
it's going to rain a lot, and it was like me, it
sprinkled once. Yeah, it was a little frustrating. I think what happened
the big cluster go across the gulf and make a long story. Sure,
a lot of times when that happens, it kind of shuts off the moisture
source and we ended up with lesson. We did get lesseners. None of
the forecast through at least Thursday of this week, So good week coming up,
warmer temperatures, Watch out for fog the next few mornings. Close to
eighty today, low eighties tomorrow, mid eighties Wednesday, Thursday. The triangle
could get close to ninety on Thursday, and then we'll get into showers thunder
showers which could be on to get off again into the upcoming holiday weekend.
How about that were hurt to Memorial Day and the official kick golf of summer,
So we got some work to do on the weekend forecast Today through Thursday.
It looks like it's gonna be dry, getting milder, maybe a little
bit or humility around. Okay, look, I feel for you, buddy,
because like you, you have this job where you could literally get on
the radio one day and be like, tomorrow a tornado will come and murder
all of you. You shouldn't right, and then the next day the very
same people who weren't murdered be like, ah, you're a loser. I
was not murdered by a tornado, and that might mean things to you.
And rather than going, hey, I wasn't murdered by a tornado, they
will blind at you about it. I get it. But they'll be back
though. They'll still yes, yeah, look, and you tried to ruin
Ross's kids enjoyment of the beach, and they found a way around it,
like people adapted to overcome. So yeah, okay, all right, I
got I gotta I got a little thing. I gotta beef with you in
the next hour. Okay, okay, all right, all right, cool,
cool, there you go. Raced Agic from the Weather Channel joining us
on this fine morn I'm not exaggerating you literally the oh you said it was
gonna we were all going to die and we didn't. That is the thing.
But it's not the only thing. We're talking about more audio, more
stories, and more frivolity or whatever this is. And let me ask you
this question as we go to break. If you are a CIS individual who
doesn't want to date a trans person, what does that make you think about
that? And we'll explore and peel this onion next. Hang on, all
right, Ross is sending me something funny. If it pans out, we're
going to get into it because I have seen this before. But hey,
you know what, that's the thing about bad ideas. They keep coming up,
people keep doing them, so we'll mock them at every turn. All
right, a couple other things we've got to get into here. I don't
know how it works at all parliaments, but what a loophole. Apparently this
thing was so in Taiwan. Here's what you gotta know about Taiwan, and
know about Hong Kong and Macau to some extent for a while, but various
others. It's uh, when when China looks at places, well one I
guess just a quick background, Why is Taiwan not China or but China thinks
it is China, But why is there that separation? Cultural revolution? Maybe
basically when China was figuring out which direction they're going to go, the ruling
party was the very same folks who run Taiwan, and then MOUs people are
up in there like nah, this is ours and uh, there was a
vote and there's a certain complexity to it, but basically they went, oh,
this isn't work it out. So that version of the Chinese government went
to Taiwan, and that is still the version that rules Taiwan. That's why
you have this is Taiwan separate? Is it the same? Whatever? They
kind of retreated to there, so you have the long standing animosity and China's
realized that they don't have to just go in with guns and missiles. They
can attempt to manipulate the political process. That's kind of what you saw in
Hong Kong that kicked off all those protests years ago, a few years ago,
because they had they got China was able to get some elected officials into
the Hong Kong government that were sympathetic to China, and so much so that
they tried to hammer through a essentially an extradition bill. So if you're in
Hong Kong and you're being super mean to China, then Hong Kong could detain
you and turn you over the Chinese. And it's funny that they were calling
it, like literally deportation, because it's if you think that's you, then
that's not deportation. But it is what it is, and that was really
one of the things that drove Hong Kong. Taiwan has some of that as
well, So there's been some pretty crazy stuff going on from a legislative standpoint.
This thing, though I was not aware was a thing, but is
a thing, all right, So listen to this insanity, I'll expect the
sound was sitting Chilians went it can't be made ross. You're going to translate
that. You didn't translate that, So, I mean, now we know
something about Godzilla. I don't. I wasn't listening anyway, So what what
she's talking about is not a giant lizard, but rather a pretty amazing visual
thing. So a member of the Taiwanese Parliament, when a piece of legislation
was getting ready to be voted upon, went up to the front and just
visualized this like our own Congress went up to where the bill was, grabbed
the bill and booked it kind of you can get away. Is that a
loophole? Is that? Is that a thing that is because the Taiwan East
Parliament is not far off ours? Is that a loophole that nobody's ever thought
of? Can you imagine if right around the you know, the Civil War
was winding down and they're going through the process getting the thirteenth Amendment passed,
right all that horse trading you saw in the movie Lincoln, if at any
point any of the objectors could have just simply walked up to the front of
the Senate, ran with the bill and then no thirteenth Amendment? Is that
how that works? Because you have I mean, if you can't sign it,
right, it's not a law. I don't know. Yeah, but
it sounds so absurd. You're asking, well, why this Why did they
think that that was gonna work? But it cut so you're going Johnny cochrane
except with no glove. Yeah, it's it doesn't you know, BID's up
there about to sign something with those pens and you know, speaking Johnason just
runs up in months of mine. Note, let's see well one the president
of Iran's helicopter had a whoopsie fell out of the sky. There's him,
the foreign minister. Basically like three dudes are on that were that are kind
of important to their governmental structure. But you know who done it? According
to Iran, we done it, kind of they can't admit that we did
it, like tampered with it. So the the current story is evil America
with her embargoes couldn't get the parts for the helicopter. So and then we've
speculated, I've speculated on the show that Ross did it because you happen to
be out of town this weekend, and it's just too big a coincidence,
but you know, is what it is. We got that Also over the
weekend, everyone had to go after Harrison Butker, the kicker for the Chiefs,
and they either won a woman kicker or just him fired according to our
ramp by a very bitter cheerleader. So that's what you kind of had going
on. But there was other stuff Friday. So Friday we were doing the
show and like I've said, not a lot breaks during the show, but
occasionally gets some stories, and the story was Scottie Scheffler number one golfer in
the world, going going to the going to the golf course Valhalla, playing
the PGA Championship. It was over the weekend and did the thing where he
goes to essentially evade traffic and go around as an encounter with an officer.
It is not an officer who was there necessarily for traffic control for the tournament,
but rather an officer, not that Scheffler would have known this. An
officer was there for a death investigation. Pedestrian had been mowed down by a
bus and Scheffler drove around. When you read the officer statement in the charger
and they threw a felony at him. The officer says that Scheffler ignored him,
disregarded him, did what he was going to do, and quote drug
the officer. Earlier accounts were that the officer jumped on the side of the
vehicle it was an SUV marked PGA suv, and then you know, grabbed
onto the railing and the sideboard says people do, and then he stopped.
Then he's extracted and then you see video, not bodycam footage. There is
no we did get a statement. There is no bodycam footage of what transpired,
but was in interesting. It did divide people I saw. I did
see some people saying, hey, this is you know what you got to
listen to the officer, and I one hundred percent agree with that, because
again, this is a situation where Scheffler would have seen it through the lens
of this is what he sees every time, especially at a major traffic insanity.
But players have to get there. You drive a mark vehicle, you
kind of are above the law in the sense that you don't. It's it's
expected that you know where you're going, and generally the security there once they
see it's an actual PGA vehicle are probably just, you know, going to
ignore you at that point as you go do your thing. So with that
understanding, I get that also though you have to look at it through that
lens. If you're the officer. Scheffler is on cruise control, he knows
going in one hundred times before that. He's an officer. Even officers who
may have seen him in that suv but were not close enough to see that
it was a PGA one with the they actually they marked the doors on these
things. It's not hard to tell. And they all look alike. They
generally have a fleet. He would have seen that initially, and as he
started to go around in his mind, God, okay, well he's now
seen me. And yes, initially he waved me off for said stop,
but now that he sees it, businesses usual go around, right, So
all of this plays in So I can't assign malice around here, and so
if you're picking one side, you might as well be picking the other,
because I think that's what you're dealing with here. But it was strange,
and I guess literally the the the head honcho of Valhalla is the one who
went and got him from jail where they had a mugshot, had turned around
and spit back out. I mean, the whole thing was crazy, man,
And then of course everyone wanted to talk about it. If I was
the guys playing with him, I wouldn't have brought it up, because,
you know, golf's also about getting in the head of whoever you're playing.
If you play golf, you know, especially if you're playing a dude,
you have a little NASA going on, right, you don't just come right
out and be like miss you know it's not miss it, miss it,
miss it, like from Caddyshack. Now, you say other things like if
you're going in, if you're going in on eighteen right and it's coming down
to and right, you can and also eighteen and nine, depending on how
you play your nasa so important it can it can flip the whole the whole
nine. So if you are on like, uh, there's of course I'd
like to play the number eighteen. It's a big long par five and getting
your second shot landed. You're not going for the green most times, but
getting your second shot landed to the left is imperative, or you're cut off
with the trees. And have you noticed the dudes you're playing with has been
hitting his irons right the whole day? You would say you might. Here's
what you say, Oh man, I love this hole, but you know
you have to get so far right on eighteen. You don't have to say
he's been hit his eye. He knows, he knows. And what's that
dude gonna do. Sometimes he's gonna take a fairway wood or long iron and
he's gonna aim so far to the left, and then it'll be the one
time he connects it correctly, and now you're in that problem. That's how
you screw with somebody. So if you're the one of the two guys who
was on the tee with Scheffler that day, never bring it up. Have
him show up tea time. Hey, how you doing? Oh? It's
crazy? More is it? That's very nice? Oh you mean the rain?
Yeah, it was crazy. They start playing. I was like,
wait, have they asked anything? And he does bring it up initially just
kind of be like, ah, what, I don't know, and then
like if he continues just telling the story sounds crazy, you couldn't possibly believe
it. Now you're in that dude's head. You don't ask about that.
He's going to shive you. Well, what is he learned? Yeah,
for forty five minutes, Yeah, I learn somebody in forty five minutes it
changes you. Mmm. Do you see the tear drop you got? Huh?
I did? Yeah, that was a little much. Did you when
he came out of the green did you they played Steve Austin's music, Oh,
I heard various versions. I also heard that Tupac song or he just
got out. Yeah, it changed him, but he's going to be a
better man. I don't know if you knew this so, but you know,
we'll never know because then somebody killed him. All right, So let's
get to the phone calls. Donna. Yeah, Donna, you're up.
What's up morning, casey. Uh. It's nice to know that the last
hour isn't going to be misogyny hour like the one that you started with.
What was massage? Where was the misogyny? What did we do? You're
talking them and down. You want to put us back in the kitchen.
You think all, oh, those are all the things I said. You're
right, yes, those are all the things I said. You know,
you just think that we're only capable of making sandwiches. That's not true.
You guys retrieve beer as well. I've seen that. Yeah, there's some
other things I won't get in and do on the radio that women are good
at. But some women. Yeah, but you know you don't limit yourself,
Donna, to just sandwiches. Granted, we are big, not equal
physically. You know, I do not believe that there will ever be a
woman kicker, but we will go on your definition of woman. I think
right now you have to well yeah, now today, yeah, you're right.
Today you have to question that. I know I'm a man, So
okay, yeah, what was I gonna say? You always make me lose
my thought. The only way you guys shouldn't be in charge. Huh can
you imagine? Forgot? Oh we're going to land in France? Why were
we doing that? Ross? Do you remember when we were landing in France?
I can't remember anyway, let's go antiquing. So is that what you
wanted to say? Or no? Oh, that wasn't it? All right,
I'll sing you lator in the tweet. All right, all right?
Do you have a book club? Yeah? I have a good one.
Massage this. I didn't get that, Bob, what's up? Oh you
were talking about the time when he's got grabbing up the bill and running out
with it and loophole. Yeah, I don't know if. I don't know
if that's a loophole in the US, but I'd love to see somebody try
to pick up a couple thousand page bill and try to run out with it.
See this is why you don't understand loophole. Sir. You don't have
to steal all thirty six hundred pages on the little pushcart. You just got
to get the one they signed, okay, all right, yeah, yeah,
no, you leave the other or you know, if you if you
want to take it all because you want and thanks for the call. You
want it to be a very ceremonial. You can go ahead and do that.
I didn't hang up on you, now I did. Yeah, you
just got to steal the signature page. That's all super simple. Hey.
Anyway, I asked you a question here about twenty minutes ago. Let me
answer it to you. If you are assist individual, it goes for men
and women and you don't want to date a trans person, what does that
make you? What do we understand if you watch one of these TikTok educational
videos? What will that ross? Do you know what that would make you?
If your assist individual and you say I don't want to date a trans
woman, what would that make you? Probably a bigot? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, all right? But what if your assists individual who
wants to date a trans person? What would that make you? Knowing what
you know about the other thing, I mean, I mean logic, yeah,
it goes at the window, and I mean logic would say that you
would not be a bigot. Still, yeah, because you're fetishizing. Yes,
I learned over the weekend that if you don't want to bigot, but
if you do want to fetishizing bigot. So I don't know which is which
is worst. It's my understanding, judging by what I have learned, you
have. The only way you're good here is if you don't want to but
are forced to somehow. So it's sort of like you're like, sir,
mix a lot, yes, yeah, fucking Cole Medina song and you're like,
whoaa ask your You're like, oh my god, I don't you know,
I don't know that. It's the eighties. I'm down with the ladies,
right, yeah. So he's in that position and then he's like,
well, here we are, and I'm okay with it now. Yeah,
he still hate it. That so tone low not a bigot, So good
to go. What's tone low cup to do? We know? All right,
well look at we'll research. But yeah, yeah, because if you
want to, you want to too much and you're fetishizing and that's problematic.
Or if you don't, then you don't and then you're a yeah, so
uh forced to. The trick is you got to be forced to, which,
by the way, I mean that sounds a little illegal. I was
about to say that sounds like a like a law and order SVU crime.
That didn't. It does. Yeah, it's just it does. Yeah.
But by the time they get to you don't want to press charges because you're
like, ah, no, this is great. I'm so glad I was
forced to. And then you also don't get labeled as a bigot, so
dangerous business. But just the things you learn, it might work out for
Diddy because uh, doing apology videos isn't Yes, we will have to uh,
we'll have to chat about that. Also, where is this Yeah,
yeah, yeah, we got some we got a little research we got to
talk about. We're gonna get into that. And what the hell happened in
Durham, because this is as much as they're trying to act like the city
wasn't involved her, it sounds like the city what a bunch of people showed
up for a music festival, and like the person who was supposed to be
there wasn't there because they were never supposed to be there. I didn't go
to the the Bimbay Bimbay festival, but I guess some people are super cheese.
So we'll get into all that coming up. It is the CaCO Day
radio program Happy Monday. It is eight twenty four here on the CaCO Day
radio program. So yeah, I hope everyone had a good weekend. We're
marching forward to Memorial Day weekend, excited about that, get fired for a
day and then come back. Have we indicated to management we're not going to
be here on Monday yet? Ross, I haven't seen an email asking us,
so I'm gonna assume they're on board with that. But you know,
it seems like they've stopped asking, okay about the holidays, which is good.
Was we had that for a while. We had a dude who would
literally and I'm sure you emailed everybody, but it was just straining. I'm
like, if it's a company holiday and you're asking Ross and I, then
the answer is yes, so y if it's on the calendar, right,
like, hey, y'all get this day off, we're gonna take that off.
So we would be getting and there just seemed to be some sort of
miscommunication there. We'd be get like, hey, are you guys gonna take
July fourth off? Yeah? Christmas, you're gonna be there for Christmas?
No, no, we're not. So so if I guess any managements listening,
there you go. And also, why are you spying on us?
Right? What do we do crazy town. Well, Ross might have assassinated
the Iranian president. We don't know. But what hey, by the way,
he said, he was just at the beach. By the way,
I looked at that photo of you and you and your son standing there right
at the water's edge, a little backshot. I think your wife took that
photo. That's a good picture, man, that's a really that's a nice
thing, right right, And people are right posted it and then I started
giving some responses. People were like, dude, what is that up in
the air? I have no idea they're talking about, looking like it kind
of looks like the clouds. The clouds, you mean the clouds. No,
like if you look like below the clouds, people are sitting there like
an outline of a UFO. This is like, this is people who couldn't
do a rorshack test because everything's at UFO. Do you know what I'm saying?
Right right? All you see? No, I thought it was a
nice picture. Now I will say a little bit lazy, relaxing at the
beach. You know what I was up to this weekend. I was I
was freedoming. I saw I was so inspired. I was so inspired that
we just got a text from one of the bosses. He admitted he's spying
on us. I was so inspired with what I saw DeSantis do on Friday.
Ron DeSantis on Friday signed a new bill that will require all strippers in
or to be at least twenty one years of age, which is good because
that's you know, medical school, that's you know, when you're getting into
it right there. But I was concerned. I don't know if you've seen
some of the other stuff down of Florida, especially stuff in education, where
like people are openly like I'm gonna defy the governor, not gonna do it,
and I thought, we can't have that anymore. So what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna go to every club in Florida, not because I want
to and determine if they're in compliance. A few things cooking Tomorrow, we're
gonna be chatting with Richard Hudson. Must be an election cycle, it tas
but really that's when he reaches out to us, right right when getting that
general I would talk to him more often. I like talking to him.
Kyrisman Hudson, Well, we'll chat with him. We got a whole laundry
list of stuff. Although that's a happy coincidence. Right after Ross totally may
have murdered the Rani and President, we get one of the congressmen who sits
on many of the committees that would oversee that, So sounds kind of deflectiony
Ron DeSantis, meanwhile, down in Florida has signed a bill requiring that all
their strippers be twenty one And I had mentioned that I'm going to be checking
compliance throughout the Sunshine State over the next few weeks. Now it's going to
be like undercovery with it. By the way, I'm sorry what it's going
to be undercover. He's just going to go in there. I mean,
yeah, I'm look, if I get recognized, it is what it is.
But I'm just going to be in there and every strip that comes up
and be like, show me your driver's license. Are you enough time?
They're gonna be fine with yes, what are you gonna enough time? You're
going to need more time? I always always could use more time. And
you notice how I worded it. I said it will start right I'll be
doing that every weekend. I didn't say how many weekends. He's been undercover
for two months? Well, because what will happen like that? You go
into the first club in like Jacksonville, and by the time you get around
to some of the Miami clubs, they might have new staff up in Jacksonville.
It's never as it right. It's a turnover in the industry. And
I don't want to do it because somebody pointed out, They're like, well,
if you like big government, why do you want them regulated? I
don't, sir, But here's what I'm sick of. I'm sick of people
choosing which laws they're going to follow, even if I don't like the law.
We are so far getting away from the process of how we deal with
it. That's mabief. Do I think that you should have to be No?
I mean, look at all the years of eligibility you've lost. It's
one of the big arguments that really transformed college sports as it you know,
as you go into professional sports, there's a very strong argument, especially in
a sport like football. Right, if you're running back coming out, chances
are about twenty What is the number of years I think it's what three and
a half years are running back plays? Why should you have to wait?
If you can run a four two forty, you're not gonna be able to
do that for too many years, so why should you lose it? So
you're afraid they're being robbed of their peak years. I look, you're eighteen,
you're an adult legally in the United States. But you know, should
people be able to go I'm sorry you can't work? I mean, yes,
maybe are you do? You have some things that you will have to
experience, Like maybe you still have a relationship with your father, right,
maybe that's still with Maybe you have you haven't gotten your first C section scar.
But that window is an earnings window that predates the freshman fifteen and let's
just be honest, right, Okay, So I don't have to agree with
it to recognize, hey, maybe there's a problem here because you are robbingham
of that you know, within that window. But also, I have a
bigger problem with people just ignoring whatever they want to ignore. So with that
in mind, I'm trying to set a good example of somebody who is consistent
in their positions. And if that means having a go bikini bar to bikini
bar, which is the low rate version of them that they have down there,
I've heard I'm willing to do that, and you know, initially they're
hesitant they don't want to show you their actual license. Maybe their name is
not Cinnamon. But you know, eventually, if you get enough private dances,
they'll open up and then boom checked. But you got to put in
the work. So AnyWho, that's what I've been up to, and you're
welcome. By the way, did you see where they were tracking everything?
John Daily consumes, now this is this is great. By the way,
there's no surprises here. I was a little disappointed when I saw the Scottie
Shuffler mugshot, which almost instantaneously people made into shirts to then wear to the
PGA Championship, which was phenomenal, and they were they're like, ah,
welcome to the club, and they were making a lot of Tiger Woods jokes
with his mugshot, and they were leaving John Daley out, and that is
I'm sorry, that is criminal. I was about to say, ye,
it's prison first. You have several to choose from, right, but we
have a local connection. Obviously Daily got arrested at the Greensboro Open. Well
not at the Open. He was at a restaurant, but still like for
that not to be in there was I think a that was a big whoopsie
on the part of those putting that together. So, but what did he
call it? When it was a two thousand and eight he was in a
Hooters or outside technically he was outside of the Hooters, which I think he's
the king of Hoots, So that whole thing's weird. I do know that
during the Masters, the years he wasn't in the Masters, he would set
up his bus in the parking lot of the Hooters, which is directly across
the street from Augusta, and then he would just do an autographs and stuff,
having a big time. Probably slept in there too, I don't know,
but I was reading this all right, Ross, you don't golf,
but you understand there is some physical exertion. Even if you have a car,
you got to get out all that. Well, just to clarify,
because I'm in the serious sports, but I do appreciate people that have like
the hobby of golf. What is the serious sports? It's like botchi ball
or yachtzi, you know what I mean? Like, you wouldn't what happened
on Friday to that golfer what was his name, Scottie Schuffer what I've never
heard him before? That wouldn't happen in the serious sport number one in the
world. You think something like that would have happened in like a serious sport
like Caitlin Clark's w NBA would have never happened. He needs to get a
real job, but I appreciate his hobby. Did you watch some of the
videos. There's some people should be arrested for assault, but you know they
she knew she was gonna get that. Let's just say she was catching some
hard elbows. But whatever, adapt and overcome onto this John Daily. Okay,
So here's I'll let you know what I take to a round of golf
with me, and I'm gonna be I'll be one hundred percent. Okay.
So this is just what he brings to golf. This is what I will
will have. And this is weekend golf with the boys. Don't have I
don't have work or anything after that. This is weekend golf. Me and
me and some buddies really have kind of a routine. And it's a clear
liquor on the front, brown liquor on the back. That's a hard and
fast rule. Don't break that. So many little mini bottles and they make
like a small like twelve ounce single use of Charleston mix, which is kind
of like a Bloody Marry mix, but I think it's better. And so
you got that and one or two airplane bottles of Absolute or whatever. Boom,
Bloody Mary. Don't even have to go to the pro shop. Don't
have to worry about it, especially on Sundays. We couldn't get liquor,
still can't. Very early covered beef jerky very popular, and some granola bars
and then little flass bourbons and maybe a splash of diet coke on the back.
More beef jerky. That's how I roll. John Daily goes in a
different direction. Also, he does this for a living. I'm just an
a hole with the sixteen index. I mean, you don't want to die
on the golf course. You need to survive, you know, you need
the nutrition. You could get lost in the woods at any moment, and
then what are you gonna do? Get stuck in the sand trap? Yeah,
you're literally like I am in is this is Sahara. What happened?
And for those who've golfed before, it sometimes getting out of sand trap not
easy, which is literally why they changed the rules a few years ago.
So anyway, he's dipping around and but they're cataloging it all right, So
here we go. What does it take to be a pro level golfer?
Here? Daily's diet consists of two packs of cigarettes, four Snickers bars,
two Cokes. I got the sixteen ounce bottles of Cokes, so two Coca
Cola's, two packs of cigarettes, four Snickers bars. Obviously, even Lee
divided. I mean, you don't get angry, you know what I mean.
No, there's zero hangary going on there. Got Coca Colas he would
drink. I think if they if they would let him two packs of cigarettes.
Man, I'll played with some dudes who smoke, and I mean,
like like chimneys out there, and I don't even think they go through two
packs of CIA. It's stressful. What it's stressful? It is golf is
very stressful, especially at that level. I can't even imagine. But still
you're taught. You remember, this is a dude who got hammered, got
a phone call, well hammered being like, hey, man, you want
to play in the US Open because we got a spot And he's like,
well, I'm on the other side of the country, and but I could
drive all night and tea off without any sleep and then he won it,
so dude can eat whatever he wants. I'm okay with you. You can
wear those pants. But I love that they're like trying to shame him,
and it's like, One, he doesn't care. I don't know if you
noticed. Two everything he has there is literally currency in prison. So maybe
Scotti Schuffler got interested. But good on him, all right, raced agent
from the Weather Channel. They're like, oh, we're gonna do a story
about how John Daly smokes like a chimney and eats stuff that's bad for him.
And I'm like, and yeah, so what what do you try to
expose something that maybe we didn't know. Yeah, he also gambled and drank
all his money away like three times, so like he talked, I didn't
brag about it, but he's very open about it. So you're not shame
mean anybody right there? No, I mean if you, if you know
what you are, then you know. Dude got arrested in the Hooters here
in Winston Salem. Oh, and he's the king of Hooters. I think
so crazy to man already had something for me? Am I doing it?
Are you doing it? Now? Yeah? I just how do you feel
about Tom Brady's first game calling is going to be yours. I know it
is. Yeah, I don't know. I they demoted what's his name?
Uh, the demoted Olsen? Right, yeah, and speak at Olsen and
the Panthers, right. Zero primetime games for the Panthers too, I read
the only team without a primetime game. I mean, we digress. I
wonder I'm not hacking on the Panthers, but no, no, yeah,
maybe if ownership was less concerned with throwing drinks and brading brie or hotel or
concierge at restaurants, then that would turn around. But I don't know.
Yeah, but yeah, and I don't know if that means now Brady's not
making a comeback. Who knows. I just I don't know. I'm just
gonna be disgusted. He's gonna go total. Did you sad? Did you
watch you deal with it? So? Yes? Yeah, did you watch
the roast? I didn't watch it yet, I've got a watch. Uh
yeah. Now, he said he didn't know that they were going to attack
him on literally one of two things. That's the only thing to attack him
back regardless. All right, Well that's what I had for you. So
now we're now we got the weather fast. Yeah, okay, well there's
not much. It's a pretty simple. There's some cloud and fog and spots,
so you be in and out of that this morning. Some partial sun
depending on where you are, so kind of a mix between the try and
the triangle. Today close to eighty lo to mid eighties through midweek, then
with lots of sunshine. The mornings will have some clouds and fog. Even
Thursday will be in the mid upper eighties, may hit ninety in some spots
for the shower. Thunder shower chances return late week and maybe some wet weather
over the holiday weekend. Okay, all right, very good. We'll chat
out tomorrow. Thank you, sir. Okay, and we'll come back with
Jeff Bellinger next. Hang on. Welcome morning, Casey futures all pointing a
little bit higher. This morning. The Dow futures are up eleven points after
the adult closed above forty thousand for the first time ever. On Friday,
Red Lobster is filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy protections, something that was talked about
for some time. A court filing indicates the seafood restaurant chain has liabilities that
roughly equal its assets. Red Lobster has been struggling with expensive leases and rising
labor costs. The restaurants that it has right now will remain open while the
company works out a plan to pay for its creditors. It has closed some
outlets. For a lot of Americans, being successful no longer means being a
millionaire. Bankrate says more than half of the people it survey just want to
live comfortably. Other measures of success include being financially prepared for the future and
not worrying about money, and being debt free. The survey also found,
though, that only eleven percent of adults feel they have achieved their vision of
financial success. The e commerce boom that started during the pandemic has persisted.
Researchers from Stanford and Northwestern Universities and the MasterCard Economic Institute say a lot of
people shop online when they work from home. They tell The Wall Street Journal
that remote and hybrid work is boosted e commerce spending by about three hundred and
seventy five billion dollars last year alone. The twenty twenty four ranking of the
nation's top fifty mosquito cities is out orkansays Los Angeles, New York, Chicago,
Dallas and Atlanta are the five cities with the biggest mosquito problems based on
requests for residential treatments from the PESS and Casey. Raleigh comes at number twenty
on this year's list. Congratulations, Oh good, all right. Always fun
to be on the list Los Angeles, though I just never I lived in
southern cal for a while. I don't remember mosquitos. But okay, all
right, all right, Jeff, appreciate it. How a good rest your
Monday, sir, You do the same, take care. All right,
there you go, Jeff Pellinger, Bloomberg News. Yeah, ros send me
this text. I dare tweet. I have seen this. It's stupid,
though, this is what people so it's I'm assuming some sort of Chinese official.
I didn't dig into it. You have to remember, by the way,
in China, to be on Twitter is a privilege. It's not easy.
You can't do it unless you do a workaround or you're a state official
that's in China, you know. So what you see on there is a
very propaganda. But I have seen this whole where they're trying to scare the
usla AH. With China and Russia together, we're going to evade Alaska militarily.
That's the worst thing you could do. I know they know it,
but I think it has to be explained. Do you understand how bad of
an idea it would be in your attempt to take the US by seizing Alaska
first? Hawaii? I would understand, But Alaska is bad for a gazillion
reasons, not the least of which it's not attached to US. So you
got all of Canada there too. It's very blow up aable. You realize
that the vast majority of our offensive military capabilities on US soil are on the
border or near the border of Canada. So even some of our medium range
missiles are gonna be able to do it up. Also, it gets cold
there and Alaskans have guns. I've seen a very good breakdown. I saw
a documentary they were talking about how if they're able to normalize northern transport of
goods, you know, basically through the Arctic circle up there, and they're
getting close to it. If that becomes the normal thing, it bypasses Panama.
Right. So it's the time trouble and the finance. It's incredibly incredibly
helpful for a lot of things, and arguably Alaska might become the most important
port in the world. So Seward's folly is less and less folly every day.
That being said, it is isolated. So if you're a foreign power
and you want to dedicate the resources that would be necessary, right, they're
just not going to give it to you. You're also you're surrounded for all
practical purposes, like we can get at you a hundred different ways. So
yeah, I've seen those tweets, but it's just dumb man. It makes
no military sense. The US is really hard to invade in the traditional military
way. If you want to come across southern border, that's easy, I guess