1 00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:09,919 Why do some people eat with their knives to shop in their appetite? Correct, 2 00:00:09,919 --> 00:00:18,760 pay that man eight dollars. Name three famous opera stars, John Charles 3 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:23,320 Thomas. Correct, pay that man five dollars, because it pays to be 4 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:29,000 ignorant as any half hour with those masters of insanity Harry McNaughton, George Shelton, 5 00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:33,000 the Nail Up Girl, Lula McConnell, and featuring darc Novic Orchestra. 6 00:00:33,439 --> 00:00:38,439 But now here's the man who proves it pays to be ignorant, Tom Howard. 7 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,280 Well, here we are again with that quiz program, which is fast 8 00:00:45,359 --> 00:00:50,679 becoming an institution. In fact, that's where it belongs. We have a 9 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:55,280 buarterbacks first, who are so dumb they think vitamin K is Sammy Kay's brother. 10 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,159 Let's see introduce of the you. First, we have the celebrated author 11 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:03,280 mister Harry mcon who has just written a book for Sharop a distant title five 12 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:07,319 Easy Ways to Raise a Corn or What to Do on a Pinch. But 13 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,599 here he is mister Harry McNaughton. I have a poems to uh huh. 14 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,519 I love to die on telephone. I don't care when it fails. I 15 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:22,000 never get my number, but it manicures my nails rather naive, didn't. 16 00:01:22,159 --> 00:01:25,719 All right, all right, let's just file that one. Next we have 17 00:01:25,799 --> 00:01:29,000 a woman. Next, we have a woman who goes to football games just 18 00:01:29,079 --> 00:01:32,519 to see if the players will make a pass at her. A woman whose 19 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:37,400 ancestors went west with a covered wagon. If you saw her ancestors you'd know 20 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:42,879 why the wagon was covered. But here she is the Dorothy Thompson of Lower 21 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:53,879 Canal Street. McConnell. You know, I went to a master and wag 22 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:59,200 party last night and was I'm mortified? Oh I was never sown suns nor 23 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,799 my life. What happened? Well, a Tama class a feller came up 24 00:02:01,799 --> 00:02:06,640 to me and said, it's tram o'clock. Take off your mask. Well, 25 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,479 what was the matter with that? I didn't have a mask on? 26 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:15,080 Very natural mistake. Thanks you have, thanks for thanks. We have a 27 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:20,520 man who never changes his mind because it has no trade in value. A 28 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,039 man, a man who would like to get ahead because he thinks it would 29 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:31,319 be nice to have one. Here he is mister George Shulton. God, 30 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:36,280 you want to buy a sled dog a sled? I have no sled. 31 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,159 You want to buy a sheep dog? I have no sheep, want to 32 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:45,080 buy a blood hrle, try and get out of that. Well there they 33 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,680 are, folks. If you get bored, easily run, do not walk 34 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:53,759 to your nearest exit. Our first question tonight, mister Howard, Well, 35 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:57,120 did you know we have a special guest tonight? No? I did not, 36 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,479 But what difference does that make? No one ever tells me anything around 37 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:02,759 here? Well, I'm sorry, but we have as our special guest that 38 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:08,000 ever popular and much abused world renowned baseball player and manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, 39 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:23,080 mister Leo Durocha. Well, how do you do? How do you 40 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,800 do? Mister Darrochia? And welcome to It pays to be so you're a 41 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:36,520 baseball player. He's a bumbo? Who said that? That dialect is very 42 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,120 familiar? Look paid artest, mister de roche. We're glad that you paid 43 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:43,280 us a visit. How does it appeal to be on a really good radio 44 00:03:43,319 --> 00:03:46,280 program? Well, after all, money isn't everything. Money isn't everything? 45 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,840 I see what to me? Have you met the experts that this is? 46 00:03:50,919 --> 00:03:53,080 Mister Harry McNaught. Hi you Mac, I don't believe I've ever seen you 47 00:03:53,199 --> 00:04:01,080 before. You've never seen the home plaid either I resent that. You resent 48 00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:04,479 that, mister Derouscha. On what base is mister Derosian, you don't know 49 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:11,400 what base is? One? Who is this old worn out tetcher's glove? 50 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,919 Well, this is mister Sheldon, mister Derosia. Do you know him? 51 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,680 I don't want to know him. Where's you're seeing? I dog? You 52 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:23,240 look like an umpire to me. And another thing, mister Dorosia, this 53 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:28,000 is miss Lulu McConnell. Where right there? Oh? Here? Yeah? 54 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,519 I thought that was a bass fiddle? Is that so? Well? No 55 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:46,279 time settle around this bat. Oh very good, Miss McConnell. You'll be 56 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,680 stuck out if you do. He used to that. Wait a minute, 57 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:53,959 just a minute. I didn't come here to be insulid. If I wanted 58 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:59,160 to be insulid, I would have stayed in Brooklyn. Mister de Rosia, 59 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,759 we don't want to insults you. I assure you you we want you to 60 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:06,639 feel at home. Well, then you're better insult me. All right, 61 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,600 Well, here's the first question, folks. As you know mister Darrocha, 62 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:14,439 this is a quiz program. We try to answer questions. If you feel 63 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,399 you know the answer to any of the questions, speak right up, okay, 64 00:05:16,439 --> 00:05:20,639 all right. The first question tonight is about blacksmith here it is what 65 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:27,600 animal does a blacksmith make horseshoes? Far? Mister Howard, would you repeat 66 00:05:27,639 --> 00:05:31,800 that question? Certainly, mister Darrocha, what animal does a blacksmith make horseshoes? 67 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,560 Farm? Now I would have to come up here the night. The 68 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:41,519 questions are tough. You know this hard. My father used to be a 69 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:46,720 blacksmith. I see, so that's why you're shaped like a bellow's. When 70 00:05:46,759 --> 00:05:49,720 I was a little girl, I used to help my father shoes the horses. 71 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:53,759 I see, when you were a little girl, I hadn't discovered horses 72 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:57,279 yet, Miss McConnell. Why don't you doing the blacksmith sharp? Miss McConnell, 73 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,879 I was a fly, sure, apply sure. I didn't know applies 74 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:05,040 horseshoes. I didn't say that. While my father was shoeing the horses, 75 00:06:05,319 --> 00:06:09,800 I used to chase the flies off the horse. I was apply sure. 76 00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,800 And your father was a horse shore. That's right. You mean your father 77 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:16,439 chased the horses. He showed the horses. And when I said he shoed 78 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,560 the horses, he chased the horses. When you shoe flies, you chase 79 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:25,600 them lugs. I should the flies off of the horses. Why my father 80 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:30,279 shoes the horse? Your your father shoes the horses. That's right off the 81 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,959 pies. Wait a minute, off half of the horse. Get all applies 82 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:42,199 the how. We're not here to offer silly questions. When this bacon said 83 00:06:42,199 --> 00:06:45,399 her father shoes the horses, she meant he put shoes on the horse. 84 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,079 And when she said he shoes the flies, as that means she put shoes 85 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,079 on the flies. That's a different kind of a shoe. Well, we 86 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:54,959 know that, we know that, we know that the horse don't wear the 87 00:06:54,959 --> 00:07:02,319 same kind of shoes the fly doesn't. We're not dumb. Can I say 88 00:07:02,319 --> 00:07:06,360 something here? No? No, a fly don't wash you? What does 89 00:07:06,399 --> 00:07:11,439 he do? Go around barefooted? No wonder he gets nails in his feet, 90 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,600 nails in anything? You don't understand. My father was showing the horses. 91 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,600 I would stand by and keep the flies off the horses so they wouldn't 92 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:24,439 kick my father. You mean the flies would kick your father. No, 93 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:28,120 the horses used to kick the flies. Can't I say something here? No, 94 00:07:28,439 --> 00:07:30,800 Miss McConnell, do you mean to say that the great big horse would 95 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:33,759 kick a poor little fly? I you didn't mean the horses would kick the 96 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:38,399 fly. You don't mean the fly would kick the horses. No, the 97 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,959 pies used to kick my father. Please? Why was your father a horse? 98 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:44,959 Would you permit me to say a word here? No? Say why 99 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,600 don't you go back to Brooklyn? I will not safer here? So you 100 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:55,600 lost again today? They can't tell me, miss McConnell, when one of 101 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:00,360 these nosty little flies would kick your horses? What was his reaction? Wait 102 00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:03,600 a minute, how could a fly kick a horse? It was a horse 103 00:08:03,639 --> 00:08:28,920 fly that was That was doctor Novic and is phil moronic? August, mister 104 00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:33,240 Howard, Bill couldn't come, mister Howard, I think I have the answer 105 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:37,759 to that question. You think you'll have the answer to what question about the 106 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:41,519 blacksmith putting the shoes on the fly? Well, I'm sorry, mister Derosian, 107 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,960 but you're too late. He's always too late, I say, you, 108 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,440 a little squirt, have you got a grudge against me? But I 109 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,840 could easually develop one that. Let's get on here. Were you to cut 110 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,039 out the scrapping, where do you think you are? In Ebbittsfield or something? 111 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,960 They wouldn't let him in eb its field, just a minute, mister 112 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:00,879 Sheldon, I'd like to have you know, Bobby don't know this, but 113 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:09,559 mister Daroshia has been signed for another year. Oh yeah, yeah, I 114 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:15,080 bet he had a twist Ricky's wrist to get the contry. It'll be a 115 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,759 pleasure to twist your next Yeah, you're right. I agree with you thoroughly, 116 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:22,399 mister Erosia. Well, here we have our contents. Are our contestants? 117 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,600 Rather, this is a part of the program where we have invited two 118 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:28,399 members from the studio audience up here in the stage right can ask the experts 119 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:31,039 the question. If they get them and tell you the answer, we give 120 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:35,720 them the gate receipt from the World Series. If they don't give them an 121 00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:39,519 empty pop bottle. Who is our first contestant, mister Roberts, Our first 122 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:43,159 contested mister Howard is Sergeant John Dumars of the United States Army's signal calls, 123 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:52,000 how do you do? How do you do? Sergeant Damis, and welcome 124 00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:54,559 to a program. It's a pleasure, indeed to have you here with us. 125 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:58,000 How do you feel, sergeant? All right? Here? Where's your 126 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,120 hometown? Would your care to tell us? Hollywood? Hollywood? All I 127 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:07,840 said, Hollywood California, where people married for better or for worse, but 128 00:10:07,919 --> 00:10:11,000 not for law. We're glad, we're glad to have you with us eye 129 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:15,960 Hollywood, California. That's right. Well, strike me out and call me 130 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,279 de Rosia. I see you know I used to work in that town. 131 00:10:20,639 --> 00:10:24,480 I was a baseball player in a baker shop. Were you were a baseball 132 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:31,080 player in a bakery shop? Yeah? He used to catch flies. That's 133 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:35,759 very good. He used to catch fly that's more than he ever did. 134 00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:39,879 All right, mister, how the bump? That bump stole the gag right 135 00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:43,279 out of my mouth? Aha. He should have left it there. If 136 00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:48,360 there's any place a gag belongs, it's in your mouth. Now cut it 137 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,120 out. We have a guest here. Pardon the interruption, sergeant, What 138 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:54,360 did you do before you wanted the service? How's a photographer? All photographer 139 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:58,120 in Hollywood? That's fine? You know what photographer is? Nice? White? 140 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,440 It is in a dark room and wait for things to develop. Wait, 141 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:11,879 I noticed you have a you have a decoration there on your Lapala? 142 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,120 Is that right? Have you you've seen action? I take it? Why 143 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:24,440 have you been? Would you got to tell and tiska my that's no. 144 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:28,759 You were in Tisca. You know I saw that picture. You saw what 145 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:37,240 Ronald Coleman and maringde I cut it off. That's that's kiss miss how that's 146 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:45,679 a lovely song. You know tis Smith again? My god, No god, 147 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,000 you come from a family of enderesol. You said it brother, you 148 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:56,440 had a brother, love my mind? Why if this is a quiz program, 149 00:11:56,519 --> 00:12:03,960 I'm a cow. Well this is a quiz, bro. How about 150 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:11,759 two quarts. I'm not going to speak to you too again. That's all 151 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:16,279 right with me. Just pay me and I'll go home. Listen, honey, 152 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,480 Well he pays you, you won't be able to go home long. 153 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,200 They no attention, massageant. We're sorry for the eruption. We're very happy 154 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,639 to have you with us. I'm sure, yeah, sure. What's your 155 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:31,559 first name, honey? Johnny? Johnny, Johnny? You dam get Johnnie, 156 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:41,279 oh Johnny, because then you could just call me. Baseball, I'm 157 00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:50,679 a high flyer. Yeah, and you've been batting around a lot too. 158 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,440 This thing gets sillier and sillier. Alright, what about the Dodgers. I'll 159 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,879 play measure shallon a sergeant. What you do is a favorite. This point 160 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,840 when you reach into the dunge cap there and pick out a question for us. 161 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:03,960 And when you get a hold of one, would you be kind enough 162 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,720 to read the question? Please just take your time and read it. What 163 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,799 great American support has played at the polo ground? There? You god, 164 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:16,080 my great American sport, My great American sport has played at the polo grounds. 165 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:20,159 Looks like that question was pre arranged. It was, It was all 166 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,360 right. The question is, gentlemen, I hope you heard it, but 167 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,320 great American support has played at the polo ground? Polo, mister Howard polo. 168 00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:30,559 No, No, they don't play polo at the polo ground. No 169 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:33,840 where do they play it? They play it on a polo field. I 170 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:37,320 thought they played it on a horse, on a heart. Certainly they play 171 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:41,039 it on a horse. I don't play polo on a horse. You don't 172 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:43,639 play polo on a horse. Why do you play it on I don't play 173 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:46,159 it at all? So what do I need a horse for? I don't 174 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,879 play it, I mean stupid. Never mind, Well, if you played 175 00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:52,320 it, you would play it on a horse. I thought you played polo 176 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,720 on a polo field. The horse plays it on a field. The horse 177 00:13:54,759 --> 00:14:03,720 plays? Then I must see what does a horse. Do ride on another 178 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:07,799 horse? No, no, cut it out, he rides a jackass. 179 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:16,120 Get on to yourself, mister Howard. Look, they played polo on a 180 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,120 polo field on a horse. You've gotta have a horse to play polo, 181 00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:22,120 now, is that clear? Mister? How they could play it on a 182 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:41,440 bear? A bear, a polo bear? I mean, I don't get 183 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:50,080 it. Listen to Rosha. Will you please tell them what they play at 184 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,039 the polo ground. Certainly they played baseball. They use the polo grounds to 185 00:14:54,080 --> 00:15:00,159 play baseball. You mean they played baseball on polo ponies. No, they 186 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,720 play it on polo bears. Wait, wait one minutes. They played baseball 187 00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:11,519 on polar bears. Yeah, that's the way he plays it right there. 188 00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:22,279 Do not play baseball. No, but the Cubs, due the c I 189 00:15:22,279 --> 00:15:26,879 don't get it. You don't get you. You didn't get the penalty either. 190 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:33,120 I'm signed for nineteen forty five, how about you? Yeah, he 191 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:39,120 signed it for sixty five. That's when it gets these Social Security the hard 192 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,120 hard. I still say, you can't ride a polar bear. All right, 193 00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:43,840 you might ride it with a saddle, but you cannot ride a pool 194 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,480 of bear. You cannot ride You get it? Cut it out. I 195 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:56,039 don't want it now. A special announcement, not Snovic, and there's no 196 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:00,559 doubt orchestra will play a selection for all your milk in the ice box, 197 00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:04,279 ladies, because this music will be short of curdle it here. He is 198 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:15,679 not Novac. Oh the Skater's waltz. I've never heard it play like this 199 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:25,840 before. No nobody else did either. Steel again, carrying Wheelway where I 200 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:59,720 recrries you soul. I hope it leaves you're there? Oh? That trombone 201 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,039 are is word of Bok. I love his Pretsy Connor. Yeah, somebody 202 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:21,759 want to cut it out. There's nothing the matter with your radio boat rummer 203 00:17:21,960 --> 00:18:03,240 just dropped the bridge work cut it out. The musician all reject your mom 204 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:14,039 ma, thank you, thank you, I said, all right, thanks, 205 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:26,640 thank you. Doctor. No, ladies, lady. If you like 206 00:18:26,759 --> 00:20:38,319 good music, folks, we haven't got it. Who was r Who was 207 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:44,680 our next contestant, Ken Roberts, Our next guest, Miss Howard is yourman? 208 00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:48,240 Second prize? Roddie Wilson of the United States? Wade, Oh, 209 00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:55,599 how do you do? Ronnie? And welcome to what say's being? Where's 210 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,319 your hometown? With your care to tell us an albums from Saint Alburns, 211 00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:03,799 from very nice up in the Marble Country. We're very glad to have you 212 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,720 with us. How what are you doing in New York on the business down? 213 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,640 Are you enjoying yourself? Very good? That's how. Wilson's a very 214 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,720 charming girl, Yes she is. You have an eye for beauty, mister 215 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:21,119 McNaughton. Yeah, the other one I uses for reading. I reiterate, 216 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:25,200 Miss Wilson's a very very charming girl. Mister McNaughton. Please, will you 217 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,000 stop flirting with our guests? Why is it no one ever flexed with me? 218 00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:33,079 Does anyone flirt with a ration book? After all the stamps are gone? 219 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:41,759 Bye? WHOA? I don't know, I don't know. Christopher Colonel 220 00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:45,519 has a good point. Well I don't know about points. But she'd make 221 00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:48,279 a good baseball pitcher, she would, and she has plenty of curves. 222 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,960 Missus Rosa, you made a hit with that one. You never made a 223 00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:59,000 hitless line? Will you cut it up? Please? Here from you who 224 00:21:59,079 --> 00:22:02,000 gave you your last pass. I don't need a pass. I got it 225 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:04,400 done my face. Yeah. Well, another crack like that and you'll go 226 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,240 out of here the same way. I am fine. To agree with you. 227 00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:11,240 I'm sorry for this interruption that Ms Wilson. How long have you been 228 00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:15,680 to service? Year and a half time? Congratulations? Are you married? 229 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:21,839 No, I'm not You're not married. Charming girl? What do you do 230 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,519 with a favorite here? Would you reach into the dunecap there and pick out 231 00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:26,240 a question for us? Please? And would you been kind enough to read 232 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:32,759 the questions? What kind of seafoods you used to make clam chowder? Thank 233 00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:36,279 youl? What kind of seafood did you used to make clam chowder? Did 234 00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:37,720 you hear the place of mister mcgart? I'm telling this so hard, but 235 00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:41,039 I didn't know. Why don't you listen to this program sometime? I'll be 236 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,839 very glad to old boy? What time does he go on? O? 237 00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:48,440 Nine night? Eastern War? All right? Thank you, Miss McConnell. 238 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,720 Thank you? What station does it come over? I'd like to listen to 239 00:22:51,759 --> 00:22:55,359 with myself? Cut it off? Listen, don't tell me you're getting silly 240 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,640 tooled? Shows you what bad company will do? What is what kind of 241 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,519 seat owners used to make clam chowder? I made some lovely clam chowder the 242 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:07,039 other day. I say some cucumbers in it. Then I had a couple 243 00:23:07,079 --> 00:23:11,960 of pictures of my carbonates. A little fire cram juice come from of cadiolta, 244 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:17,200 little maple syrup and ans and cinnamon. Then I gray it down the 245 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:19,720 skins of four arms, and then I put it in the oven for three 246 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:26,400 hours. Then what did you do? I showed out would eat that mess. 247 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,720 Oh, you have spoiled it. You should never have added the cinnamon. 248 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,319 Awful, You know it's hard. I had some clam childer the other 249 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,680 day, but I simply couldn't eat it. Why, yes, it was 250 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:44,079 one of those nostriagtalle clams. I wonder why people put those things in clam 251 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,640 chowder. I like clams, but the last time I had them that made 252 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,319 me sick. Really was they fresh when you opened them? Oh? Are 253 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:56,000 you supposed to open them when you go into a restaurant, mister Sheldon, 254 00:23:56,039 --> 00:24:00,400 in order of a bowl of clam chowder, I'm getting the chowder on my 255 00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:04,839 teas. Here. What do you see in the clam chowder? The waiter's 256 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,079 thumb, the waiters from, Hey, I'm is it tony? Is it 257 00:24:08,160 --> 00:26:49,559 tasting? Please? Now Here is the black fox questions? See if you 258 00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:52,400 can get it? Here? It is? What animal is called the King 259 00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:56,960 of b He is used as the trademark for the Metro Golden Mayor pictures. 260 00:26:57,559 --> 00:27:02,960 They called him Leo. He has a very loud roar. What is the 261 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:33,920 name of this feat Leo Jerosia. I must start to spond you and spend 262 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:40,079 a few more dollars to get ignorant. One day, as I was walking 263 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:47,000 down the avenue, I met a funny fellow with a funny point of view. 264 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:52,799 He didn't have a brain cell working in his head, but he was 265 00:27:53,079 --> 00:28:00,000 very happy. And this is what he said. It pays to be ignored, 266 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,880 to be dumb, to be demse, to be ignorant. You think 267 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:08,720 of that. It pay be ignorant, just like me. If that not 268 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,720 to know too much the adope. Your IQ shouldn't show too much, your 269 00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:19,559 brain shouldn't grow too much weight a thing. I took my girl to dinner. 270 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:26,200 We had a wonderful tea. They had to give my girl the check 271 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:32,160 because I couldn't read. So you see, it pay to have no brain 272 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:47,039 being sane just to see it pay to be ignorant just like me. Not 273 00:28:47,279 --> 00:29:02,079 Frank, this is the Armed Forces Radio Service, I said, yeah, 274 00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:21,880 not trying my s stock all right,