Fame, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
kinky sex games. Is the guy put the cock in the peacock network?
Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody a J. Benzi here with fame as
a bitch. This is your free show for January nineteenth, twenty twenty four.
I hope you've had a good last couple of days. I'm still in
Las Vegas. I'm going I'm in a hotel with a view of a golf
course that it almost makes you want to play golf. I'm not a golf
guy. I hit a few balls off the tea in my day, and
it is a fun feeling to smack a ball and watch it fly. Although
I like it better when I used to hit golf balls with aluminum baseball bats.
That was always fun. I felt like Babe Ruth Barry Bonds. But
this must be some kind of some kind of hobby. I could see these
guys you want to get away from the wife for four or five hours,
getting those little cars and driving around these beautiful manicure greens. This is absolutely
gorgeous. Of course, at night, my view is nothing because it's dark
and I can't see shit. But during the day, man, man,
it's just it's beautiful, beautiful. I'm I'm sure how many of you people
play golf out there, Probably a lot of you. It's just not my
thing. It's not my thing. I'd rather play contact sports still at my
age, I'd rather play full court basketball. Well, full court, with
the way I breathe and how much I'm overweight, full court ain't the thing.
Maybe three on three, half court, that might be the way to
go. Anyhow, gang a lot of stuff going on. I'm reading here
that casts remember Cassie, the chick that was dating p Ditty for a long
time and he put her through a lot of sexual problems, made her do
things with men to turn him on. Well, we know that she settled
that suit with him, and ever since then, all sorts of stuff has
been coming out about Puffy. I believe every single inch of it, because
I've always known him to be a bad guy. But Cassie is back to
modeling. She was at Paris Fashion Week. She looks great. She made
an appearance there for some designers. But on my Patreon episode, I'm going
to delve into exactly what she went through with p Ditty. What this guy
put her through. It is one of the most horrible stories, and yet
he's still walking around and it's like he's never been harmed. He still gets
to be this kind of dastardly person, leaving victims in his wake. I
don't know why. I don't know why anything hasn't happened to him right now,
somebody, some man who's now dating one of the women he used to
abuse. How could anybody not get near him and punch the shit out of
him or do something worse. Obviously he expects it because his security team is
huge and there are huge guys, and there are guys around him twenty four
to seven. But I believe wholeheartedly that eventually somebody will get to Puffy and
it's going to be well deserved. But let me turn my attention to some
other bullshit artists. That would be Harry and Megan. And just when you
thought Harry and Meghan were kind of coming around and maybe beginning to get the
jokes about them, well they're not at all. They still don't get it.
The both of them are apparently licking their wounds following yet another Emmy nomination
gone wrong. They were snubbed, They didn't get what they thought they deserved,
and these two think they deserve everything. Their names were once again left
off the Emmy nominations list, despite the fact that their Harry and Meghan docuseries
set a record for the biggest debut for a Netflix documentary. And yet they
feel very wounded because I mean, if it's set a record, why don't
we nominated? Could you imagine living with Megan right now? It's got to
be hell on. Harry doesn't have much more hair to lose, but believe
me, the hairs he has are flying off his head, jumping off his
head. Some pr people who used to represent them were saying that yes,
they feel wounded by not receiving an Emmy nomination, but they also were up
against some tough competition for those nominations. Wasn't their first stub. They were
devastated last year after not getting the recognition they believe they deserve, and these
two believe they deserve recognition constantly, and their show this past year failed to
score any Emmy nominations, despite the fact that it brought in a total of
eighty one point six million hours watched three Yourselves a Favor. Never believe these
numbers from Netflix I'm sure people watch this show because they liked them, and
there are people who watch this show because they hate them, and hate watching
is a big thing, and that's a dynamic that Netflix can't take into consideration.
But what's more than that is they were absent from the award ceremony.
Now making herself is no stranger from missing out on Emmy nominations. She spent
seven years on the TV shows Suits that never received any prestigious Emmy or Golden
Globe Award nominations, nor should it have. It's a terrible show. And
I know Deal and No Deal didn't get any I mean, how much can
you say about opening a suitcase in terms of providing some kind of drama.
But she was submitted for nomination in twenty eighteen for Outstanding Supporting Actress in the
Drama Series for her last season playing Rachel Zane in Suits didn't make the cut.
And now the two of them have just one project left as part of
their ridiculously lucrative one hundred million dollars Netflix deal which they signed back in twenty
twenty and this five year deal is up for renewal in twenty twenty five,
and they purchased the screen rights to the very popular romantic new release Meet Me
at the Lake by somebody named Carly Fortune to turn that into a film for
Netflix. They handed over three point eight million dollars in exchange for the rights,
and that will be their first non documentary venture. And lately she's been
telling anybody who listened that she definitely has Hollywood on her mind, not things
that she and Harry would star in. Oh god, No, she has
her mind on Hollywood, but it's more or less boring shit. And Megan
has been quoted as saying that she's hinted at the content that fans can expect
from her and Harry's production Come arch Well Productions in the future. She says
she wants to make things that make people feel I was gonna say good,
but it's more than that. Things that make people feel something right and feel
a sense of community. So sick of that phrase. Who watches a TV
show because it gives you a feel for a sense of community? Answer nobody,
But either way, Megan says she has very exciting things on the slate
and she can't wait to announce them. She's very proud with what they're creating.
I don't know how anybody believes a word out of this girl's mouth.
And for those of you keeping scored home, just so you understand the situation,
because she's been pouting about not getting a nomination. Their Netflix show had
not only been the biggest debut but also the most precipitous drop in viewership in
the history of Netflix. Okay, try not omphsize. Maybe that had something
to do with it, or maybe it's just people not liking Megan. And
first of all, the Netflix movie really never even had a shot. It
was wrongly listed in the documentary drama category. It should have been belonged in
the fictional category. Second of all, the storyline was basically just a bunch
of crying. It was a wine fest and it fell very short of being
a narrative. And third, Megan and Harry's acting is atrocious, unbelievably atrocious.
I mean, this film had scenes that were not originated by Harry and
Meghan. And lastly, the producer, instead of acknowledging her and the Sussexes
shortcomings in their producing of the film, cast the blame on the royal family,
which is just ridiculous. Why is it their fault? Obviously it was
widely watched because people want to know about scandal, but it got very poor
reviews, so it wasn't worth any award. Then the fact is that the
other honorees and the stars that these awards are Moonies really don't want to sit
with Hollywood's biggest celebrity losers. Nobody wants to be next to them at the
award shows. Their bullshit is catching, you know, so they got what
they deserved. I actually watched some of it. I have to admit I
watched some of it just to be voyeuristic like everybody else probably, but I
didn't finish it very uninteresting. But here's the key. When Megan mocked the
queen and the entire curtsy thing, if you remember, if you watched it,
that was cringe city. Even Harry seemed uncomfortable because she kept going and
going and going and laughing about how she was expected to Curtsey. It was
like she mocked the entire royal family and all of its traditions right from the
start. And I've always said, Harry has no balls. You get up
and tell your wife, Hey, you don't talk that way about my family.
Do you understand the family you married into? This is steeped in hundreds
of years in tradition, you just don't come off the boat and mock it.
Oh, I would have went to town on her boy. And these
two really don't understand the business of Hollywood. I'll give you an example.
The Enemy's also snubbed Shocknato. Okay, Shark Nato was the highest watch series
on the Sci Fi network. It's not the number of viewers that are award
worthy, it's the entertainment value. So back in July, a third airing
of Sharknato got two and a half million viewers, continuing the increase in popularity
of a film and setting a record for the most watched original film encore in
sci fi history. And Sharknato was projected to increase revenue for the company that
produced it, The Asylum, from five million in two thousand and nine to
nineteen million in twenty thirteen. That stuff matters. If I want to see
people complain about their families, I'll go to somebody's Thanksgiving dinner for christ sake.
And I've heard from a source at Netflix that basically Netflix urged Megan not
to do the whole Medieval Times Curtsey thing. You know what, I mean,
they knew how offensive it would be, but she went ahead. She
went ahead and did it, So that's on her, and that was probably
the nail in the coffin. So you know, that's just the way it
goes. The kid just thinks she can do what she can do. But
she left people horribly insulted and as a result, people saw those two for
what they are. I even heard that Harry went to Netflix and asked them
to please take that part of the curtsy thing out. But who do you
think nixed it? Me again, Markle nixed it? She said, no,
Harry, were leaving it in because she's the decision maker. She rules
the roost in that relationship. So to be clear, there's no excuse for
his behavior when he sat there and did nothing as she mocked the queen.
What kind of balls does he lack to watch that go on and not say
or do anything. These two should be used to the fact that the public
just isn't interested in their self serving activities or their mental well being anymore.
After the history of denigrating family and denigrating the royals with their lies and their
selfish actions all to bring them publicity, people just aren't interested anymore, So
why the long face Megan? Speaking of long faces, if all the desperate
Hollywood actresses are hoping to keep the weight off for good with their new devotion
to the church of ozempic, they better be careful. Jillian Michaels. Remember
Jillian Michaels, the fitness guru that got every man mad when she announced she
was a Dike. When she first came out, she was hot stuff.
Then we found out she was a Dike. Oh well, well, she's
now warning women of a bunch of side effects that are triggered by this weight
loss jab from ozempic, which, as we all know, is really a
diabetes drug. Jillian says, we're talking about sagging skin and a gaunt appearance,
which is a result of accelerated facial aging, and they've been calling that
ozempic face. Be on the lookout. The next time you look out into
an award ceremony, look for ozempic face. Jillian Michael says that every medication,
whether it's antibiotics or vaccines, have a cost benefit analysis. They've all
got side effects. So when we look at ozenpic and all those drugs,
there are many side effects, from extremely nefarious to just absolutely shitty, no
pun intended, because it also gives you diarrhea. This supposed wonder drug was
approved by the FDA to treat type two diabetes, but now it's being used
across Hollywood and elsewhere for weight loss. But it's been linked to many side
effects that range from you're ready for this, belches that smell like a monkey's
asshole, skeletal fingers, bowel obstruction, suicidal ideation, and stomach paralysis.
When I heard that, it made me wonder what Kate Middleton is suffering from.
When it was announced she went to be hospitalized for stomach issues. I
don't think there's a reason for her to be on ozempic, but even chicks
who were in shape and skinny think they're fat. It could be maybe she
got caught up in the craze. This craze that took over Hollywood more than
a year ago and has since been endorsed by the likes of Oprah Winfrey,
even Sharon Osborne, who, by the way, says she has no regrets,
but she looks like hell from it. But she still doesn't. Sharon
Osbourne tries everything, She gives everything a go, and I'll tell you this
I gotta be honest, Oprah. Oprah has looked good when I saw her
turn up at the Golden Globes and that per dress. Then she was at
the Emmys in the blue dress. Now, granted, I'm sure she was
wearing a medieval corset beneath those dresses, not to mention a few pair of
spanks, but you know, she was ready for her close up and she
looked decent. But when she gets home and takes everything off, I'm sure
Stedman runs out of the room if he's even been in the room. I
don't even think those two sleep in the same room. Such a weird relationship.
But Jillian Michael says something that's so true. All these celebrities are not
health experts. They just can't conduct their own research on medications. They're not
nutritionists, they're not fitness experts, and they don't spend all day talking to
doctors. So there's a lot of concern here over the long term effects of
ozempic and similar medications that do the same thing. But the problem is,
like a lot of drugs that make you feel good and make you look good,
is it's hard to get off them, and if you do get off
them, all of the meta analysis shows you, shows us that you're going
to gain the weight back again, and then some two thirds of it within
a year. That was the reality for many people in Hollywood have done this.
These people are spending thousand dollars a month on drugs like guagovi and ozempic,
and they lose weight quickly and then it comes back with ose empic.
People have been plateauing and it stops working right around the eighteenth month to the
to the two year mark, and then it stops completely. So now what
are you gonna do? Because now if you're taking it literally, beholden to
it. Insurance doesn't cover it forever. So then what happens. It's bad,
what happens five years down the road, ten years down the road.
If it was the easy way out, then everybody would recommend it and everybody
would do it. Everybody, even trainers, would be like, this is
fantastic, get on no zepig right away. But it's turning out to leave
some grotesque side effects in its wake. The only upside, if I'm going
to be honest, the only upside to this is that it has people talking
at about weight. It confirms that people of all ages are proving they can
in fact lose weight, and now we're allowed to say the word obesity again,
and we're allowed to say obesity is deadly. Most of the time.
The best way to do it is eat less than exercise. We all know
there's no shortcut. That's the way to do it. And if you do
that, you're not going to have a bunch of side effects that make you
look grotesque at your country club. And no one's going to be whispering whispering
things to their husband or wife about the way you look. Because what you
eat is just as important as how much of it you eat. Eat real
food, don't eat process junk. Look, we've known this for years,
but these actresses and actress mainly actresses, they want the easy fix. It's
not that hard. People who need to lose fifteen pounds, you shouldn't take
it. Even people who need to lose thirty pounds should probably not take it.
But there are people who are obese with back and knee problems and there
may be at a high risk for side effects way more severe than ozempic face.
But if you don't have diabetes, I'd stay away from this thing.
Just eat less, walk more. Swim, even do the latest fed chair
yoga. I'm such an idiot. I actually kept seeing chair yoga and I've
got shitty knees in a bad back, and I said, let me see
what this chair yoga is about. I tried it a few weeks. I
shouldn't say that. I try to forge. About a week and a half,
I could definitely feel things were working. But you don't need to do
chair yoga to feel that things are working. Just do regular stuff. Take
longer walks, eat less food, burn more calories that you're taking in.
That's the secret to weight loss. Why do you think Rebel Wilson, who
is being heralded as some weight loss gym rat, it was all bullshit.
She recently announced that she's packed on forty pounds again, and now she said,
well, she should have saw this coming. But what's worse than anything
else is this latest bit of bullshit, all in the name of being woke
or not upsetting the world's fatties. God forbid, because for years weight has
been used as a measure of health in doctor offices, doctor's officers. Higher
BMIs are correlated with heart disease, diabetes, and other conditions, but as
more researchers has come out about how hard it is to keep weight off without
medications and how harmful weight stigma itself can be. Some providers are moving away
from focusing on the number on the scale. This is scary. Some doctors
don't want you to look at the number. They don't think it's important.
Go take a stroll around Twitter or Instagram and you'll see a number of obese,
gender confused women all swearing that telling someone to lose weight is not a
thing to do at all. I want to laugh. I saw one woman
who had to take two breaths in between each word, in between her bullshit
sentences to tell people that anybody who would listen her problem her situation. I'm
healthy and my weight right now, and it's that phobic to tell me otherwise.
My doctor said I shouldn't lose any more weight. I'm not making fun,
But for Fox's sake, who are these woke doctors who think not telling
an obese patient that they need to drop one hundred pounds or two is good
for them? Swear to God the world is upside down and we all know
it. You can't apparently tell someone who's obese that they're obese. Some doctors
are not bothering to focus on the weight. Can you believe this? No?
No, just stay where you are, stay at the way you are.
It's unbelievable. I'd like you to think back to the golden age of
Hollywood. Try and remember an obese actress. And I'm not going to count
people like lu Costello or Tony Fields because their chubbiness was part of their comedy
routines. But let me know of an actress outside of Haddie McDaniel from Gone
with the Wind who was very overweight and yet still had a successful career.
Not one name is coming to me. I can't name anybody off the top
of my head. Is it because the women of yesteryear had better jim equipment?
No, of course not. They just knew that in order to stay
gainfully employed and relatively healthy, they needed to just do their daily exercise routine
and eat right. Why is that so hard now? And why don't we
have to act like Gabaret Sidibe, Chrissy Mitz or Divine Joy Randolph look perfectly
fine, and God forbid, their doctors aren't telling them they must lose weight.
Why do we let these people lie to us? I'll never understand it
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I'm aj Benza. That was your free show for January eighteenth. He's
at eighteenth to nineteen. I'm so confused on dates. I don't know what's
wrong with being January nineteenth, twenty twenty four. Whaten by Us talk to
is in a few days, Thank you for listening. Fame as a Bitch
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