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Take that flat earthers. You know, I'm shocked that there's actually people who

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believe the earth is flat. I'm
not have you listen. Has TikTok taught

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you nothing, sir? There are
people out there who think that white women

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on TikTok are actually going to put
good recipes out there instead of just like

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dumping nacho cheese on top of it. Okay, listen, listen. Every

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night I get on my knees,
I clasped my hands together, I say,

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dear Lord, thank you for all
the cooking videos on TikTok. You

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are a good lord. The battle
belongs to you. The TikTok videos of

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white women and really expensive kitchens,
yes, coming up with some of the

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dumbest concoctions to make Its just dumping
crap in a pan and calling it a

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casserole. It's the And then you
know, like they're cooking and they're always

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it's it's always this thing. It's
always like the cheapest of cheapest ingredients.

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Okay, like we're not using shredded
cheese, we're using like spray can cheese.

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Okay, but they always have low
cut tops on and they're bending over

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to cook. So that's you know. Yeah, and then it's like and

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they always got the simp husband or
boyfriend or whatever, who's got to try

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it as soon as it comes out
of the oven. Yeah, so that

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they can exclaim how good it is. Amazing. I saw a girl once

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do a video. It was chicken
nuggets, french fries McDonald's french fries,

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corn can like like cheese, like
nacho cheese. Yeah, I think like

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hot dogs or something. It was
the grossest thing, but I watched it

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all three minutes of it, so
I hope they made their penny off of

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me. Yeah. Yeah, So
that's the problem. It's mesmerizing. You

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can't look away from it. That's
that's the issue. Is you just watch

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it, and you're just watching it
for how bad you know it's gonna be.