I guess we're going to do this thing. How is everybody doing? Let
me approach it from an outsider's perspective, since Ross and I didn't do it,
we didn't do any of that work stuff last week. One, it's
my understanding that there's nobody listening right now. And here's what. Let me
explain why I have it. I have been reliably informed that those of you
who didn't die from a heat dome which I fled to escape, were then
killed off by Gordon Diel or something. That's basically what's in my inbox that
I didn't check for that, So that sucks. You know, nobody wants
to see that. But you know, we're still contracted to do this thing.
So we're going to do the show today. Ross, how did you
survive these two things? Obviously I'm gonna impact. I'm going to tell you
that is the hottest I've ever been up in New York. Oh, I
don't believe it wasn't hot. I lived. I went to go visit my
mom, and I've been in that house from third grade till after high school
graduation. Okay, my mom has been in the house thirty seven years.
It's not a matter of you know, it was ninety degrees. We've had
tons of ninety degree days in New York. She doesn't have ac right,
no, no air conditioning right, like an old window unit that did absolutely
nothing right. And that's and that's a lot of houses. The difference between
the past and like a regular ninety degree heat wave was the humidity. It
felt like Georgia. It felt like Georgia, Louisiana, it felt like Florida.
It was that sticky humid stuff and it was constantly. It was three
or four days where it felt like over one hundred and five. The humidity
in the temperature was hotter than North Carolina, and it was absolutely absurd,
Like just say, I had to buy my mom some tower fan, Like
I said, my mom's in that house thirty seven years and still didn't have
a plan. She because she's never experienced never, so she constantly for three
four days, I had to buy some tower fans to put them around the
house. They took it, and the kids in school, I think it
was like their last week of school because they get out early up in New
York, like in June, and you have some kids that were in summer
school. They were like you guys are going home because the schools there have
no air conditioning. Like there's no air conditioning. I saw period, like
they're they're passing did you post something now now? But they're passing a bill
to put air conditioning in the schools, which I think they probably should.
Well, sure, but and at a cost of only thirty thousand per windows.
They well, they were supposed to do neverthing doing right, But didn't
they get money for that through COVID relief? Like that was supposed to be
cold? Yes? Yes, yeah, so I guess that the money discipline
that went to diversity book readings by transgender whatever or not not that uh drag
queen's excuse me? It was literally something no, no, no, I
want to be clear here. That was literally something in the state of New
York that they spent money. Yes, okay, So it was literally three
days or four days of my mom going, I've been at this house thirty
seven years and I've never say this turbustack go over seventy five. It's the
boy situation. It's been eighty eight for three days. What is this sweat?
I just have something wrong with that. She was literally panicky, thinking
there was something wrong with the house, and I'm like, ma, this
is just that like southern humid heat that you're not used to in New York,
and that house consists like the bottom floor was probably like eighty eight.
The top floor where we were sleeping at night, a dad had to be
around ninety ninety five. Well, it was just sweating. And then there's
the side. Yeah, it was gross. And I'm I bought some tower
fans that put him around the house, and she's like, I'm just worried
them. I gonna lose power. Well, is this tower fan? Is
it gonna break up? Is the circuit breakout? My mind's fight, You're
gonna be fine. But dude, it was so high. It was so
high you didn't want to eat the pizza, Like, I'm too too hot.
Stop. I'm happy. I'm happy I was, man, I'm happy
I was there last week because I would not wanted I would not have wanted
my mother to be home alone by herself like that. So how did you
explain? Did you try to distract her from it by explaining the significance of
the number eighty eight and pop culture? Or would she have murdered you?
Did she I don't care about kill Bill dude, like in the news n
and hold on kill Bill and eighty eight miles an hour. Right, okay,
all right, So the thing is, when I go back to my
mom's house, it's like going back to nineteen ninety five because there's no Internet.
I got the like internet in my phone, like through the network.
But she has no computer, she has no PC, she has no table
thermist though bright. She has a thermostat from the fifties, no air conditioning,
Like I said, you had like a window unit that took the heat
from downstairs from eighty eight to eighty five, we went down three degrees.
It feels it doesn't feel cool to you. No, mine does not.
But so you're trapped at nineteen ninety five and the only thing you have to
watch on TV are like the sixty seventy channels she has in the basic like
spectrum cable in her cable TV. And it reminded me watching this because like
whatever's on TV, remember back in the day, that's what you're gonna watch
on TV, and all of your news sources, like you know, you've
got like the three NBCCBS, ABC, that is what she watches. It
reminded me of just how much the Internet completely decimated their power, because that
is her news source. That is the news, and it is what it
is. And if they don't report something, it doesn't exist because we're back
in nineteen ninety five apparently. And if you're angry, you have no even
way to express yourself. What are you gonna do? Write a letter to
the to the editor whatever, Yeah, the director, the producer at the
news CBS six or whatever it is, and be like, hey, I
disagree with your because everything every ding for those three days where it was super
how under the heat Dome of doom was a climate emergency and climate change,
every story went back to climate change. The governor Hochel whatever her name is
on the news talking about how, you know, we need to pass bills
to protect ourselves, we need to raid taxes to get rid of the climate
dome of doom and it's awful. Did they did? How? Don't I
ask this politely? Does your mom have the wherewithal? Maybe not to swear,
but does she like look at the TV and go you're alone in her
own way? Oh, it's the opposite everything you see in those news networks,
that is that is the news. She's seventy five, That is the
news. The day wouldn't lie to her. That's Andy's sit there and seventy
five year old listeners who are listening in a bunker right now, right right
right, right right. But this is up in New York, and it's
a little different, and it's just okay. It's sad. I'm like,
and I'm sitting there and I try to just shut my mouth because I just
want to enjoy the time. And my mom but she like, I like
watching the View because these people and they're like my friends, and I'm like,
oh, are they on about last I did accidentally hear something because somebody
texted me and they're like, dude, dude, dude, you're gonna be
so sorry you're off this week, which, by the way, I was
not regardless of what I was about to be told. I was not sad
that I was not on. And then they said something insane. The View
said one. I just kind of ignored it. One thing we did both
agree on because she doesn't really believe in a lot of the climate stuff.
Back in our day, it was hot, but we just we didn't have
any condition. It was fine. We would just go aside tricks of water
they're so what they're doing up there in New York is they want to take
the school buses and they want to make them all electric. They want to
make all the buses electric, and it would have been amazing. Do you
know how many days off? You know how stupid that is? So they
didn't do it in Wyoming. You're right. It's me and my mom both
ranting about this news story, both of us talking over each other and using
our hands and talk, but in like a New York fashion, And she's
like, this is so stupid. The bus is not got to be All
the charts of batteries are gonna die, then the buses can run, then
the bus drivers to demand more money, and it's an endless cycle. I'm
like, she's right, these buses, you put them on, the electric
buses? Are you insane? It gets cold in New York. Raleigh's got
electric buses. They also have the ones that run on like the the stuff
you fry food in. Yeah, and propane. So I think one of
our propane I think the Green Bus is propane that circulates around downtown. But
as you know, it gets pretty cold up there, like like in Wyoming.
Right, Well, no, this is where I was going to go
with the batteries are going to die in the cold. That was your point,
and it's a it's a valid, great point. It's like, yes,
those batteries are going to die in the cold when it when the third
or fourth blizzard rolls around in the second week of October Chicago this winter.
Do you remember Chicago where they had to elect they were abandoning electric cars everywhere,
right, Yeah, that was That was a few months ago. This
is what I was gonna say about the climate stuff that it's much easier to
convince a twenty year old college student who's frame of reference, of memorable reference
is what ten years probably where you can actively remember, right, the world
didn't exist before you're born, correct, And that's fair, and that's kind
of you know, for a lot of people. But your mom's in her
seventies, so her frame of reference is sixty some years right, where she
can actively recall, you know, certain elements of certain weather in certain years.
I still I've tried to think the youngest weather memory I have, and
it's a blizzard. I was eight. I'd have to check it, but
I distinctly remember it because we didn't leave for like two weeks was amazing,
was amazing, and so it all builds from theirs. So yeah, you
know, you're seventy something year old mother is going to be a lot more
skeptical because it may not have been that hot in that humid and I don't
know, I didn't look up the records there, but it's never been hot
and humid across the state of New York. Please, so but yeah,
no, you make a very good point. If you don't have internet,
man, and you got nothing competing, does she get a newspaper or anything?
She does she switched from the Schenectady Gazette to the Times Union. Oh
yeah, wow, okay, and that and because one is much more fair
and balanced, or they're both dumpster fire because the one never came on time.
And the one thing I think it was like last year, she switched
because she got a notification they would not be getting the paper on July fourth
because it was holiday. But you're a picture, it's a newspaper, right,
This is that acceptable? I know what people are saying. They're like,
well, you're not gonna be on your July fourth, and probably I
think we have the fifth off too, right, because this is July fourth
a Thursday, or we only have the one day this year. Stop.
Yeah, we don't have the day after stop. Sorry, I can't.
I just started checking in our company website. I'll get to that here in
a moment. All right, dude, I just assumed because that's the Nope,
Well what did What is the thing that they're where they decided to do
that is thanks because we it's all weird at the end of the year for
Christmas because that's a shorter thing. All Right. I hope I'm wrong,
but I believe I looked into this because Marky was like, you've got it.
It's like on a Thursday or summer, they gotta have the Friday off
of the day after whatever. We did not do it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, fourth of July is a Thursday this year. Oh wow,
okay, but now I'm so distraught. I don't remember what I was gonna
say. Oh, people like, well, you're not gonna work on the
fourth of July. Yeah. The difference is that's not been how we've done
it since paper do you know what I mean? If you get a newspaper,
they print an edition and I understand that, you know, some papers
have ditched like Saturday editions, and that's part of a larger thing. But
you know, if that's one of the days that you print on, people
expect a newspaper. Man, we're also not the news. The big distinction
there, well, I understand, I understand that in we comment we aren't
the news like we will be running news broadcast on the station. I'm speaking
from people's perspective on stuff, right, and you and I both tell people
that, right, not news reporters. We're trash talking, clever, trash
talking dudes with access to audio editing equipment and occasional blue jokes. But you
know, every now and then we stumble into teaching you something we don't claim
anymore any less. But you know, people didn't have that expectation that you
know, your radio host is going to be on all the holidays. You're
the newspaper, especially if you're on that that that slope there. Did you
show over in the Washington Post? What's going on right now? Bezos had
enough and UH was bringing in some British dudes to run the paper. And
they're absolute revolt over there, absolute revolts. So it doesn't seem anyone's living
in reality in the industry, all right, coming up on the show.
We got mobsters, we got attack dogs. I'm making air quotes. You'll
understand why. Oh AND's speaking of ac units. In fact, that's like
one of my favorite stories of the day. And we will get to that
and much more coming up Kcoday Radio program. And Hidalgo and that's the mayor
of Paris and Anne is a big, big moon. Bet. I know
you're shocked to learn this. And since the city of Paris is hosting the
Olympics, somebody let this idiot come up with the environmental plan which includes are
you ready for this? And this is an actual quote from the mayor.
She says, I want the Paris Games to be exemplary from an environmental point
of view. Okay, And then are you sitting down? It's Monday.
I know we're just back and you guys probably been in the grind, but
I have to point this out. I have to, uh, I have
to share the other half of this quote. It will be more similar to
the very first Olympic athletes. Okay. I I think what she's implying is
she said she said that twice. Well, she said the part about exemplary
environmental point of view a bunch and then that's quote in the AP article,
but she was on, uh, what was the name of it, whatever,
it doesn't matter, and she was like intimating that, you know the
you know, the people who might complain over it. The first Olympic athletes
didn't have ac They also didn't have clothes. I mean, how far do
you want to go with this? Look? I'm sure, I'm sure if
you had I'm if you want to see a boost in the women's competitions,
you could go original Olympics. I Boston Paul would watch for sure. I
don't think there's a question in my mind about that. Be excited man,
it's like back in his olden days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nostalgia.
That's a good point. Yeah yeah yeah. So dude, Kim and
I got into like this email exchange yesterday when the moon bats stormed the golf
tournament, and let's just say, he's got some old timy ideas how to
handle that very very gangs of New York policing. So it was angry.
So anyway, so that's dumb. But this is even more dumb because you
are unnecessarily equipping the world's best athletes with how many times have let me ask
you this, ross. When you woke up in the morning staying at your
mom's house last week, did you feel well rested? I did not know.
The bed was like your head is just like wet to the pillow,
you know, yeah, soaking wet. Gross. Well, keep waking up
with headaches and stuff. Dude, there is a spider here, all right,
whatever, we'll deal with that in a moment. Your days are numbered,
buddy, anyway. Yeah, no, you don't feel well rested.
You feel so everything that a top tier athlete does, the you know,
the best in the world. They're very for the most part, they're very
regimented, very I told you one of my roommates was was track and field.
Yeah, d one track and field and super nice. Dude didn't eat
the same way we did, didn't drink, didn't stay out, didn't do
any of that. You know why because that was him. That was his
his dedication to, uh, you know, being the best that he could
be. Great, dude, these are the best athletes in the world.
So if you're you know, if you're you have entire nutrition. This is
the this is the irony of it. The how much what do you think
the carbon footprint is of the nutrition staff for the US Olympic team. I
was gonna say, there's there's nothing green about the Olympics. No, Okay,
You've got everybody traveling there, You've got a little jets in the air,
you've got to opening ceremony, all the resources being used. Everybody going
there either you know, however they're getting there by plane, by automobile.
However, there's nothing green about the Olympics. Nothing, So you remove the
easiest thing that admittedly does utilize power, but pales in comparison to all the
minute stuff that is done. Oh, when you're dealing with top level athletes.
I've personally met just because we were the broadcast team, the support staff
for the Minnesota Vikings. How many support staff And when I say support staff,
I mean people who work directly with the players in different capacities from sports
medicine to catering to whatever it is. It's way more than you think.
And you know how crazy they are about you know the pollution and cal farts.
Do you how much protein these athletes eat? Remember, like Michael Phelps,
I remember them reporting and him as like fifteen or twenty thousand calories a
day. Yeah, So anyway, so we've responded, and our response is
America FBS and we're bringing our own AC units and I look, I want
our I love our athlete walking into the Olympic village right past the giant dispenser
of condoms, because that's always his story. Well it is, it's not
gonna be this year. You hear what they're doing to their beds, Well,
I know I didn't want to. They google what Yo. They've replaced
their typical beds with these beds that they say they're sex proof beds. And
when you look at it, it looks like a medieval torture device. It's
not like a bed. It's got bumps in it and it like goes up
and down and it's made. Yes, there is, and they are installing
them in the Olympic village sex proof beds. There is no such thing as
a sex proof no thing. You've got these these athletes that are like,
you know, super amazing. Yes, you can see how they can bend
and contort, and you know they can do a handstring. They'll figure it
out. They'll figure it out. No, but not even for not them.
How many stories have we done, mostly in Florida, right where two
people are getting on. You're like, how how are you having sex on
top of the the deep friar? What is going on? So? No,
those are not things that exist. Oh I didn't see that. Yeah.
So that their goal is for them to be hot, malnourished, and
uncomfortable, most in a horny yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
it's it's it's it's France, right, isn't this their thing? This is
the thing, right, It's like, you know, the the romance of
Paris. Right, They're like, ah yeah, very romantic. Now you
know what that sounds like. It sounds like they took those hobo benches,
right you ever seen those? They installed, yes, and then just threw
a mattress like they kind of they have an airports where you can't sleep on
the bench at an airport. They make all weird stuff on purpose. Yeah.
Do you know the last time I had to sleep in an airport because
I got my flight ended up getting in It was supposed to be getting in
it at seven, and I was going to get a hotel. Just walk
out. There's a hotel in the airport. Right. It was Tampa Airport,
just you know, or out up starting not Tampa, Miami airport and
there's a hotel. I get right there, and I was just gonna go
over there and if not through somewhe around the corner. This was last last
year, dude, This spider is bulletproof. I just whacked. It's probably
gonna come over and eat this. Your powers, this is your origin story.
Yeah, it's gonna be great, and you're all here to witness it.
Hold on one more whack? Oh oh yeah, I don't think he's
coming back from Why are you on the ceiling? So I broadcast from up
here because the acoustics so and I want the maximum heat like at your mom's
house, so heat rises. Why are you sleeping upstairs? I don't understand
that. So so where was I before I got superpowers? Oh yeah,
yeah yeah. And and so I'm in the Miami airport and I got in
at like one in the morning and my flight the next day was, uh
six fifteen. So you're not gonna go get a hotel room, right,
I've got but there's nothing really going on, and I'm like, all right,
I'm just gonna find a spot and kick it. I walk the entirety
of the d concourse and there's you know, there's people sleeping in the airport
all over. I don't need much. I just need something that's remotely gonna
allow me to pass out for a couple hours. I ended up having to
go into the the E terminal, which, if you don't know, the
airport is like it's a walk. You go to this big hallway and whatever,
and lo and behold there's a children's a children's playground in the E concourse.
I had never been a E. I don't you know. It's like
British Airways and a few others, and they have they have a standard thing
and they have a slide like a tube slide, right, you know,
like you go on the water slide. So I jammed. I jammed like
a my luggage, my carry on up under there, and then I took
my backpack which was my pill and I literally it's I slept inside of the
kids slide. That's amazing for and do you know what it felt good?
You know felt good. I saw in Philly they have the when you're going
from Concourse to Concourse, they have the big recliners that you can pay to
go in to give you massages. It's a bunch of people just passed out
on those yeah, like this is mine now. They used to have those.
They used to have them in deconcourse and turned into a problem. And
then they had rocking chairs and people were breaking the rocking chairs because this is
why we can't have nice things. So any who, Yeah, so our
athletes are going to bring their own acs. I think I think you need
to send a message. I don't think you stop here. What else sucks
a lot of power that moonbat's hate, what really chaps them? Bring those?
Bring those, Get some non efficient something or other. Get one of
those old old energy guzzling refrigerators, and then that you know, it's you
keep your drinks and stuff. And oh yeah, and what are they going
to do stop us? I don't know if I don't know if they know
this. When we want to get into France, we get into France,
Ross, had you heard this if us once? Yes? Yeah, yeah,
so we'll bring whatever we want. And by the way, other countries
including Germany, Australia, Italy, Canada, and Britain also plan to bring
their own acs. Well, you're not going to stop Germany either, and
then Canada, Britain, Australia. Dude, why is it literally once again
the axis and the Allies, those are all those are all axis ally teams.
Good to see Italy and Germany have come over to the right side here.
But serious quick, is Russia allowed to have a team this year?
Ah? You know what, They're gonna do the same thing, so they
can't have the logos. Remember what they did last Olympics, right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, but remember they were being punished, not just for
the Ukraine thing. They were being punished for the most I laugh every time
I think about this, the Sochi cheating scandal. Oh yeah, well they're
secret tunnels, so for those so the host country obviously they construct this Olympic
village, and I guess nobody had thought that when Russia constructed it that they
might put like secret tunnels between buildings or a secret opening doors is what it
was. So because the buildings were not separate from each other. They were
like, yeah, like one big like a shopping center kind of thing,
and so on the other side of the medical center and the drug testing thing
was somewhere that you know, just the Russian officials had access to and they
could literally, like I don't know, hit some secret button or whatever.
And then at night they were just going in and swapping the urine of their
athletes. They're like Scooby Doo secrets with the eyes, yes, juicing tunnels
yes. So they're still in trouble for that. So I think they're not
allowed to have the logoing. But it's like, I, you know,
is it really that different? Well, we don't want it's for the athletes.
Hey, let me explain something to you. If you are a top
tier, very good Olympic athlete, other countries will they will have you,
Other countries will have you. It's it's just it's it's the world version of
I'm Cuban and I can throw it ninety eight. You should do some research
six forty nine. Hang on, I'm getting to a variety of stories,
okay, And I know that there's a lot that we haven't covered. But
I can tell you right now, I I'm not digging into what is what
is that? Is? That? That's a cartoon bird. I don't even
I don't I don't I don't know what it. I don't even know what
show that's from. So also two, he's a weird name. So so
no, probably not going to get into that, but I will get into
some other stuff. But I'm getting just absolutely destroyed in my email. Can
I tell you this without having to get into it, how excited I was
to learn that we weren't here the week that that started. Hm, cuz,
And I mean this, If you go check the Twitter timeline, there's
no posts after like just a couple hey, I'm on vacation to me turning
on to kind of get back into the news cycle. On Saturday, I
was blissfully unaware of anything and everything going on, and so when I dip
my toe back in the water, it was shocking, because yeah, it's
not uncommon for my timeline to be a kind of repetitive because I follow primary,
I follow news sources and a few different pundit accounts that I find amusing.
And every single thing in there was that and I can't even get into
the core details of it, and I'm not going to. And here's why,
okay, and I want you to understand this. The woman in question
all cartoon bird jokes aside, like many of the people on Twitter, is
a content thief. That woman being interviewed in one of the where was that
Nashville or whatever, I don't even know where she's been interviewed at, you
know, and but you know the the YouTube and the twitch streamers and whoever
they are, that is a target rich environment. You go down into a
bar district, you ask leading questions to a bunch of drunk people, and
you know what, you probably get a lot of content. And if that's
your niche and that's working great. So they asked her something. A new
phrase was born. That's not a new phrase, as I'll explain here in
a moment, and everybody lost their collective minds. It was like Eiler's chick
airplane chick And what was the meme? Who was the fourth woman in that
meme? Oh? The cop? Well she's not a cop no more.
But like it was, it was a collective embrace of this one joke,
and it was that was interesting. And all I could think of is does
anybody not realize that she stole that line? Oh you don't believe me?
Huh, Well, allow me to prove it to you. So for all
of your little hawk twoy memes and audio and I'm not going to play the
audio and everything going on, I feel like here at the show, we've
done our research more thoroughly, and I will I would turn to the iron
chic Y' all know who the Iron Sheek was, old school wrestler man also
known as the Legend of the Earth. Wait does he follow you or no?
No, not follow you? But who follows you? Sergeant Slaughter?
Sergeant Slaughter, I thought you had a well and our our friend of the
show there, but so you got you got a couple of wrestlers on there,
but the Iron Sheek Man. There's video here he is from. I
don't even know when this was forever ago. I mean that, you know,
we call that, we call that evidence. So I appreciate you bringing
that up because I didn't want to even talk about this. I'm not I
have to say something just to blatt thievery. I it's it can't stand it.
So obviously she wasn't even alive when Iron she uttered those faithful words,
and then she gets credit for it. You know what it feels like.
It feels like those articles we do every now and then where they're like,
we just invented this new way to save housing money where we live with another
person who's not a family member, which was an actual thing I think in
the New York Times or something while ago or Lake Zoomers being like, oh,
you know what, we need is we need a phone that's just for
the house, that just goes to the house. What you didn't it be
tethered to the house. Oh wow, we should. We're gonna make a
mint. So you know, I don't want to crush everybody's dreams there,
but it's it's right here. Oh you cut it off because he said,
spit on that thing, right, okay, all right, Well anyway,
you get the gist of it. So there you go. There's our coverage
of it. You're absolutely one percent welcome. Let's go to the surrender shed.
Now, the surrender shed many many moons ago on this show, just
to reiterate, you had a you had a young man doing some crime running
from police. They had reason to believe he had a weapon too. By
the way, I believe he did have a weapon, he didn't have it.
I don't think he had it out when eventually the whole thing came to
an end. But he attempted to evade police through the yards of a neighborhood
and eventually got in got into a shed which was being used by the homeowner
to store just a bunch of stuff. Some of you probably have a shed
full of crap ross you have a shed, right, I do not have
a shed. I would love a shed. I thought you had a shadow.
I have a side closet with my like hotwater. Okay, that's why
they were able to steal my lawnmower back in the day, because I do
know a shed. I don't know why I thought you had a shed.
Okay, well whatever, but if you had one, it'd be a good
place to hide from police, right, Oh yeah, if you get enough
crap in there. So he shimmied in there and was able to literally crawl
into it, like into the mess of stuff that was in there, except
the homeowner or somebody saw him go in there. So police are like,
you got to come out of there, you got to come out. And
he first he plays like he's not in there, and then they can hear
he's in there, and he's refusing to come out, and they're telling him,
like, you hear that barking. That's not the homeowner's dog. That
is our own personal firm missile who is absolutely excited at the possibility of going
in and getting at you. Oh he wants nothing more, which is pretty
I've seen on many of the cop shows. Can be a pretty effective threat.
So that goes on. The officer is you know, they're looking in
there, they can't see him, and that is a very dangerous situation.
So they send the dog in and that works in aboutzero point three seconds.
Eventually they get him out of there. They drag him out that he put
him under arrest, and mom holds a press conference. Oh my baby,
he was surrendering. He was surrendering to police, and they sick the dog
on him, and she had her lawyer there, and of course the news
ran it and everything, and we mocked it relentlessly. Well, actually I
didn't. I took the tact or I explained to people that it's a surrender
shed and what you want to do, if you're going to be involved in
a life of crime, figure out the geographic area where you're doing the crime,
locate any sheds around, pick your favorite, and that can be your
surrender shed. And for some reason that is reference to me regularly. And
I don't know that we've done a surrender shed story in forever. Well,
I present to you surrender shed too, extreme surrender shed. A woman says
she was sexually assaulted by a man in a shed. This happened in Las
Vegas. So this happens in Vegas. This guy drags her in there.
It's a dangerous part of the city. It's near a shopping mall. And
you know this, what did this happen? And this happened like in the
middle of the day. Well, some folks who are standing around they hear
something. They hear a ruckus a group they're described as a group of men.
They hear a ruckus and they roll over the shed and there they find
a fifty something year old man. Fifty something year old man dead from dead
from status with the police find but the group of men find him in the
act of literally having just sexually assaulted this woman. And he sees the group
and I'm assuming he was going to go ahead and surrender, but they ain't
give him a choice. Accoring to police, the group of men, after
determining that he was literally in the commission of this and hearing the woman's scream
and everything, they stabbed him to death and left. Well, I point
this out, they just went straight street justice in this dude's shed and left.
The man stabbed pronounced dead. After being transported to University Medical Center,
all the men fled police stay they're trying to identify them? Are they how
hard are they working on that? But yeah, you know, and it's
good to see because this is one of those neighborhoods where too often you see
those videos where horribleness is happening and nobody does anything, and you're just like,
how is it possible that you could be watching this and not intervene in
a see, especially if you had a group of people. So, you
know what, I hope the Las Vegas PD some more important stuff comes up.
That's all I'm saying. All right, eight eight eight nine three four
seven eight seven four what is this? All right? I don't I don't
know, dragging me back into this. I haven't seen anything definitive on this.
I saw rumors that the chick who stole iron cheeks line was a teacher
and they fired her, and that her dad was a pastor, but I
I didn't dig into it, So I don't know, but I wouldn't be
surprised. So there you go. There's the extent of the coverage I'm gonna
do on that. I don't know how you think we can get into that
story anymore than that. Where do I want to go? All right?
Well, here's where we need here, here's where we need a little civilian
justice. Did you see what happened on the closing hole of the the Travelers
yesterday? Then this is the This is a big golf tournament. This is
one of the important ones. And as you got Scotty Scheffler, who is
bearing in, eventually went to a playoff. And obviously Scheffler's won like six
of the last ten. He's number one golfer in the world. He's got
a tear drop tattoo, and it to see him back in in in form
was was pretty darned impressive. So if you're a Scotti Scheffler fan, like
apparently Dave portnoy Is, who won a half million on him winning, that
was also clogging up my timeline. You were pretty excited to see what was
going on yesterday. And on the on the flip side of that, you
have a an up and comer, uh South Korean golfer Kim U. I
don't want to call him an up and comer because I think he's in the
top twenty five or something rankings, but he's been very consistent force and it
was really entertaining to watch. Unfortunately, before they could get into the playoffs
when they're on the closing eighteenth pole, which would leave them in a tie
twenty two. Under this happens, Oh boy, they got we've got use
your words, Joe testers here and they've been tackled on the ground on the
green. Well at least I've responded quickly. But we've got see I see
four protesters that have been handcuffed. They just came flying down the hill out
of the gallery. There's some red powder right in the area of the cup.
Yeah, no, that is that is. I don't want to go
full smoke bomb like militarily, but that's a smoke bomb. They have smoke
bombs and they are it's the glue ourselves to stuff idiot or oil people.
And they have infiltrated this event with smoke grenades and they are on the green
and this is a big damn deal because the plane surface and the protection of
it is really important, and they're being tackled on this surface. If you
golf and you walk through a dude's line, explain to me what happens.
You know what happens? That is no good. So this is going on.
They've got again these smoke devices and I don't know if you've been to
a golf tournament, or if you went to the Open at all, even
with a press credential. I have my stuff searched, and they decide they're
going to go ahead and do this. Now, here's the street justice,
because it wasn't gonna happen there. I want them brought back for that Phoenix
tournament. Do you remember the Phoenix tournament where like shirtless dudes or are four
hundred pounds shirtless dudes or slipping sliding down it? Because and then they had
to cut off beer sales because the crowd's out of control. I feel like
this would have ended a lot differently. Also, if you're Scottie Scheffler and
all the cops are rushing the green, you get a little PTSD. I
don't know how that worked. No, they can't affect him at this point
because like it's like someone that's been in prison. You can't shake him like
a regular person. They're lucky that he didn't shive them, right, They
could have got serious danger. Yes, putter handle pulls out. Well,
hold on, I'll have more of this in a moment. You're listening to
the CaCO Day radio program. Hang on, Uh, what is this.
Yeah, let me let me help you out here. If you send me
a link to something on Instagram, I can't see it because I don't have
an account and I'm not making one. Ross. What's your account on Insta?
What is it hays or what? Yeah? Yeah, no, I
don't have one. It's called I don't have one. I don't have one.
I just don't have one. No, it's haze. I don't have
one. No, no, I didn't know it doesn't exist. Oh what
a shame. So I appreciate. But thankfully, sir, I actually know
where you're going with this because I did see some of this insanity quoted elsewhere.
So all right, let me get back to the golf. What happened
to the travelers? And it's actually more fascinating and a major Olympics update that
just came through. Okay, I know we had talked earlier about how the
Olympic moon bats are, like, no, we're not gonna have air conditioning
for you because the planet and stuff, but we're gonna hold the most extravagant
light show you've ever seen. So I think you was this power I'm not
sure? Or do those do the drones fly on I don't think they do.
I think you got to charge them AnyWho, And so the American Olympic
team says, we're going to bring our own AC units pound sand. What
are you going to do about it? So, no, this is not
even an update on that. We'll get to that here in just a moment.
But anyway, back to the golf tournament eighteenth hole. You got Scheffler
and Kim their cruising in. They would eventually end up tied. After that
eighteenth hole, we go to sudden death and Scottie schefflerd win. Spoiler alert.
But as the eighteenth toll was being played, here come the Climate Moon
by Jim Nance with the call play it one more time for you use your
words. Jim. We've got a whole group of protesters here and they've been
tackled on the ground on the green. Well last I've responded quickly by we've
got see I see four protesters that have been handcuffed. They just came flying
down the hill out of the gallery. There's some red powder right in the
area of the cup, yeah, about four feet away, And as everybody
was running around the green, you kind of wonder what sort of footprints were
left out there other than the paint, Trevor, there is no apparent damage.
I mean that's good. And look, when it comes to manipulating and
maintaining greens, the folks who do it for the PGA are really good at
it. I was as part of the media deal at one of the tournaments
I've covered. They actually had like the green. They have all these press
conference there's always a press conference going on, so if a golfergets done,
boom, they go to the press thing. But when they're all still kind
of playing or waiting, they get other folks in there, and I remember
being fascinated by like how they can manipulate these screens and what they do,
and I remember thinking that would help my golf game, and it really didn't.
That being said, they're tackling people there. They're tackling people. They
are you know, they have duty belts on and all of that stuff can
damage the green. Now the security people, I don't know if they were,
but even something in the pocket man, so that is a concern.
And then they they start hooking these folks up. They've many of them have
ripped their shirts off. So you can see the no golf on a dead
planet, which is that's their their little their little logo or their little mantra,
and then they just insert whatever the activity is and and they're screaming,
they're hooked up. One chick is screaming about Biden. Everything's just dumb.
And then they got to go and they got to play the hole out and
there's a lot on the line. And by the way, in the world
of betting, you can bet in a golf tournament on an individual player to
win. You probably realize that, but you could also bet on an individual
player not to win, which you know, if you've got sixty golfers or
whatever going into the weekend, or you know, whatever it is, or
if you're making that bet at the beginning of the tournament, that's going to
be a really expensive bet because it is profoundly more likely than not that you'll
be correct. So whoever you're gambling with is gonna win a lot on the
line and the bet. According to one dude who bet seventy three thousand dollars
at negative fifty nine hundred to win twelve hundred dollars, So to win one
two hundred dollars he had to he had to wager and put it risk nearly
seventy four thousand dollars. I can't imagine making a bet like that. He
made the that on the dude who went into the playoff. What do you
think that dude's man cave was like while that was going on. He's just
wagered seventy Yeah, I guess a new not loaded truck to win twelve hundred
dollars. And it was on Kim, the South Korean golfer. And I
don't know why he hates on him, but he did. And he has
to watch as Kim comes in there and was in a and by the way,
was in a better position to win than Scheffler going into that. He
almost he almost eagled man. That would have been all she wrote, and
unfortunately he ends up you know, he ends up not getting that. Going
into the eighteenth, they end up tied, and he three putts in the
in the playoff. Old Bogie's it And that's all she wrote. But I
did see some people alleging they were not moonback protesters but rather gamblers, which
just shows you how sports gambling is becoming ubiquitous with sporting events, which is
fine. I don't have beef with it. By the way, you know,
I've been known to place a wager two from time to time, but
I can't imagine trying to make twelve You want to talk about making twelve hundred
dollars the hard way, putting up seventy five of your own money, That
is wild. So anyway, they drug those nitwits off and those but that's
where our breaking news comes in. All right, ready for this, this
is your Olympic update. Do you remember a week and a half ago when
we told you that these very same climate protesters were organizing a poop in so
you got to understand so too. In all of the lead up and all
of the fan faar to the Olympics, the president of France and the mayor
of Paris, the one who said you can't have ac they were going to
demonstrate the cleanliness of the water in the Seine, in the river that runs
through Paris there because it's been an issue, and they've also had they've had
some issues and they don't really talk about it in the press release, but
they've had some issues with folks who now live in Paris who where they used
to live. It's more it's okay to defecate in your water source. So
they decided they were going to do this big cleaning thing and to demonstrate how
clean it was, they were all going to go swimming in the river at
a press event. So you're going to have the president, you're gonna have
the mayor, some other dignitaries. They're going to go swimming. So the
climate protest moonbats were going to get all of their buddies, eat a big
meal, I guess, and and go upstream and do that at the same
time that they were in the river. And they allegedly they had like over
one hundred people sign up to do this. So you know, all of
a sudden they're holding the press event and now it's that scene from caddy Shack
with the Milky Way. I think it was a milky way, right,
I think it was. Well, unfortunately they've had to cancel the event.
Yeah, I think that was a baby ruth. Oh baby, they would
baby ruth. Yes, yeah, I know. But you know, as
Bill Murray pointed out, was delicious. So ah, what a great movie.
And I'm gonna have to watch Caddyshack again. So anyway, yeah,
the cowards have have decided that they're going to postpone. Now they say it's
because I'm going to be very clear here. They want to say it's because
they've had a recent inflow of some sewage issues and one part of it,
I think they got into this and they said, I am not good.
There is not going to be a photo of me surrounded by floaters. I
mean, you want to talk about a docccus moment. And yes, I
know the pun that you want to make. Right now, we all know
what it is, so it doesn't have to be said. Ross. Do
you know the pun that could be made there? I can figure it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we're good. We don't need it.
Everybody, it's in your head. Laugh, Okay, good, wonderful.
By the way, it's actually illegal to swim in the river. Did
you know that? And if if you're in Paris and you've tied a few
on and you want to go swimming in the river and they'll they'll arrest you
for it. But if you're liberating France, well then there won't be any
friendship there. He's there to arrest your right. I accept your surrender.
Okay, Well they surrendered here. They need a shed, that's what they
need. So uh, now they're not going to do it, and they
wouldn't even comment on whether it's because they just you know, that thing that
was threatened. They just made something up. That's what I think. That's
my theory. So uh, there you go. All right, let's get
Ray Stagic from the Weather Channel. Ray last week I was angry that we
were on vacation and tried to kill Ross and his mother in New York with
a heat ray. Let me tell you about the hemity in New York.
Oh my, oh my lord. I have to tell you something. You
know, people have always said, you know, you go to the South
and they're like, oh, it's so hot and it's so h would believe
it or not? In places like New York State, it will actually get
hotter and feel more human. It's just for less days. I think it's
just the longevity of the heat in the South that gets the people. But
I mean the humidity up there. Now, Ross, I don't mean to
take too much of your time here. Did I hear a rumor that you
were in a little town in New York State that maybe I've heard of.
Were you in Sargates, New York? I was not where. Did where
Somebody told me, well, well, you'll have to go slap your friend
over there in Ashville then because somebody, he said, said that maybe somebody
from here was in Sorgates. Now maybe they got confused with Schenectady. Oh
yeah, you know what I can tell you how this I know exactly how
this ten game can game happened because Pete, who uh I know Mark very
well, but Pete, who used to work in Ashville works in Charlotte down.
We have Pete on our show and we you know, do a little
cross talk on Fridays. Well he cross talks with he does that same thing
with Mark still in Ashville. And so I think Pete Calendar heard a New
York town with an S when we yeah, and then it went there.
So I see how that happens. Okay, Well yeah, now that we've
got all that Schnectay connectity, yeah yeah, because I knew Ross was up
in that air, but not sorry, I was like sorget as well.
Anyway, well he came back. At least we'll drop the heat a little.
I mean it was one hundred yesterday officially in Raleigh, low nineties over
the try and yeah, that did tie a record today load the mid nineties.
Maybe a storm as we head through the afternoon evening hours. Not much
rain. We're gonna stay in the nineties, maybe even back into the upper
nineties of the triangle this week. I don't see anything below ninety degrees for
the next two weeks. So get used to it. Okay, all right,
sorry that laude. Do you have to talk to Mark again? Not
today, tomorrow? All right, tell it, just call him fake news,
okay, okay, well, all right, all right, thank you,
sir, appreciate it. Write that down startling fake news, fake news.
Yeah, he's probably got the drop on his button bar ask him.
All right, thank you, sir. A staging a weird but a weird
chain of events. Probably helpful that there's only like five tak hosts in the
whole state, so and we all know each other, all right, seven
eight? Hang on. I The only reason I'm doing this story is because
this is not some Mirando. This is not some avatar you know, or
Pokemont you know avatar Twitter account, or you don't know who's on the other
end of this. This is a woman by the name of Brianna Joy Gray
who was, among other things, she was the campaign comms I think she
was the head of communications for Bernie Sanders campaign. I believe she also spends
some time right after the election working for some in some capacity for the White
House. Maybe she was over No, I think maybe she did some with
the First Lady's office. Yes, yes, that's what it was. And
then eventually she found herself hosting a show for The Hill, which does some
TV shows. But she was fired here I don't know a few weeks ago
because they were interviewing an Israeli woman whose sister was one of the hostages being
held by Hamas, and during the interview, she's rolling her eyes at the
woman. The woman's not making bold claims about anything other than I just want
my sister home cause all of the horribleness that the other hostages have said that
we're done to them. It's killing us as a family. And she had
no sympathy. She berated this woman, she rolled her. It was so
over the top they fired her. Well, this lunatic has some free time,
so she took to Twitter yesterday and posted a challenge to the New York
Times and other publications out there to get with the program. By the way,
she denies that there had been any rape of bay Hamas, even though
there's videoed, rape of it, of it happening, or all sorts of
stuff. She's not a fan of the Jews, so anyway, she wrote
quote, I might have missed it, but has the Times or any other
major US paper covered the reports of Israel training dogs to rape Palestinian prisoners?
And she's serious And in fact, when people started criticizing her, rather than
just deleting it, she doubled down. I'm sorry, I see a lot
of rumor mill stuff, but what so the Israel's training rape dogs but only
dogs that rape Arab people. I'm really confused by this. I've heard of
the dolphins with the knives. That was what Ukraine or something, but this
is wild man. Now, look, do we utilize dogs in military capacity?
Sure? I remember getting to go down and watch the dogs down there,
to Seymour Johnson getting a demo from the guys down there, and our
former producer Chrissy wanting to pet one. Don't pet one because they're working dogs,
but they're looking for bombs and stuff, and you know, sometimes drugs,
sometimes fruit and vegetables or bodies or emotional support of this is no the
hell is this woman on? I'm thinking of changing and we get drunks or
whatever it is who's shorter you or me? We're basically the same height,
aren't we. So I don't know who would be shoddy in this, but
that is AOC dancing or something. And Frank, I can't even play all
the audio. I can't play the audio from uh Bowman Congressman Bowman because it's
nothing but F bombs. But yeah, so like this video emerged of like
a SmackDown walk on of AOC and Jamal Bowman taking the stage for some rally
up in New York. And while I'd normally ignore it, it looked so
stupid that it you know, it ended up a lot of people commenting and
looking at it. But I was getting vibe. I know, she's not
that old and he's not that old in the grand scheme of Washington, but
I was getting definitive people who've aged out trying to still feel relevant vibes there.
Did you pick up on any of that as you were dubbing that in,
because that's where I was kind of stuck in that. But what really
stuck with me though, was the language. So between the F bombs and
the and you know the rest of the insanity there, the language was we
got to take this back, We got to fight, fight, fight.
You know, it's all of the trigger words that when Donald Trump does it
or says it, obviously he's calling for a civil war or something along those
lines. And it was like the entirety of the rally. And then it
was people going, look how many people they were able to get out here.
I'm like, yes, that's impressive in Queens that you were able to
find so many Democrats to show up to your block party. But if you
haven't seen it, we'll tweet out a link you can you can check that
out. Okay, all right, I gotta get over this other story.
How many of you probably feel that you have a pretty good handle on all
of the insanity that is Portland. I mean, think about everything over the
last few years that we've learned, all of the videoed incidents, the interviews,
just the just the mug shots right during the mostly peaceful summer of protest
ross. You ever see a mug shot collection that looks like Portland's when they
were finally making arrest there, I've never seen one like that. If you
had normal colored hair, it stood out. No, yeah, they all
they all had that blue hair. Like there maybe from Mars or something,
and like they're all wearing the black right look and one unblankable every fill in
the blank there right that all, yeah, there was some action there with
the ugly stick. Yes, yeah, hideous would be the only one who
was just was a possibility. Do you remember the chick who was naked in
the street with her legs spread at the cops as a form of protest.
I'm a very brave Yeah, very brave. She was the only one that
said all right. I was she shut up? I don't know, but
probably probably not. And I like how she thought that those dudes, all
the male cops who'd been standing there having to deal with her ugly friends,
were I'm sending a message. Nah, they're good. That's why they're not
arresting you right now. But just when you think you've you've figured out all
of the moon bad insanity that is the city of Portland, I present to
you one of these pedos pedobuster YouTube accounts. I don't know how many there
are, but I know that they've been busy this week, including what the
Maryland's LGBT director who thought he was good. I can't even read that.
If you if you've read the text messages, you'll understand why I can't read
any on the air. They are. They are as crude, lude and
disgusting as you would ever think. And he thought that was a fourteen year
old boy, so he got confronted. They confronted some dude into target and
ended up getting physical. But over in Portland, this dude shows up.
He thinks he's meeting an underage kid, and so they're just doing their thing,
well, they're trying to do their thing. Because while they're doing their
thing and they're telling this guy, hey, I know you thought you were
going to show up and there was going to be a tween here that you
could assault, you garbage human, all of a sudden, a woman walks
over to where this is going on, and it just added another layer of
the insanity that is Portland. You're ready for this, Here we go.
How's it going, man? So you know, I should point out that
the dude doing the confronting, let's say a standard white dude, and the
dude getting confronted it looks like hispanic dude or maybe I don't know, but
the point is that's what this woman sees from a distance. How's it going.
Man, So you know why I'm here obviously, right, this is
this is you, right, So I'm not here to hurt you. I
want to have a conversation with you, though. Do you think we can
talk about this? Uh? Yeah, in a terrible manner. Yeah,
I can yell at you or anything, right, I mean you can ask
them while you hear, if you want to ask. I live in the
neighborhood and I did a lot of that each lad for the houseless. Oh
no, he's to make sure that he was not being harassed. Oh am
I harassing you? You want to tell her why you're here? Or do
you want to just to probably move along? He does not know, he
doesn't everything. Okay, not really, but do you want him to go
away? I do you want to talk about this? Or I I want
to talk about right? So okay, I just wanted to make sure that
the brown person listens. Okay, the brown person is safe because we have
a go have a have a good day, have a good have a good
day, have a good day. Sorry. I laughed too, because he's
laughing. And you have to understand this woman looks like and Ross. I'm
gonna make a Disney reference here. This woman looks like Edna Mode from The
Late the the lady from Incredibles with the glass. You know what, I've
never seen that one. I mean you you haven't seen the who Edna Mode
is? Huh? All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
And I, by the way, the reason I know this is my
nephew that was you know, kids get obsessed with a movie dude incredible.
So last time I visited, I ended up watching it like three. Yeah,
I've never seen it. I've seen like everyone like this. Past Halloween
though, I ordered what was supposed to be an inflatable dancing banana Halloween outfit.
Uh, and it came like the Halloween day because I thought Lincoln would
find it funny, like Daddy's against Yeah, thinks that dancing bananas are funny.
Was it a rosta banana or just a rosta banana like dancing? So
it was like this could be funny and like I opened it the day up
we were about to go trigger trading and it was an Incredibles like mister incredible.
The Red Spandex was like, what is this crap? Check your text
messages to send you a photo there? Tell me that's not the woman who
rolled up on him. Oh completely, dude, that's her. Yes,
so yeah, I just saw a white person talking to a brown person.
Yeah, that's right. So we just sent me an email. Those text
messages can't be that. Oh my god, my eyes, where's the bleat?
Yes? Yes, yeah, don't google that unless you're brave. The
Maryland LGBT State director do not. I just stop prepping for a moment after
I write and get a drink. So anyway, back to Edda mode.
So she just randomly sees this. She has no idea what they're talking about.
Obviously there's a certain confronting going on, but she comes up because she
advocates for the homeless, the houseless, the house. Yes, you know
what, you're absolutely right. I apologize. Oh oh here's she cobs.
Oh but here's the thing. Why is it she walked up to that group
and assumed the brown dude was the homeless or the houseless dude? Huh?
Like, if I was there, that would have been my question to her,
because you know, she would have just turned into a sputter sprinkler of
words. Man, she would have nothing. But anyway, yeah, that's
that's Portland, where you can't even tell a guy not to molest children.
She got a stick her nose in it. So, yes, Portland just
could. Portland's like Florida. Man, it just keeps impressing Land right here.
What's up? Man? Not much? So what do you what do
you do? Do you understand why I'm here? Obviously to you? Okay?
So here I thought I was here to fight you. Bro. I
would have put you in the river already, okay, right, you came
right here to the river. Anything. How long do you think you've been
talking to this girl? A few weeks? All right? Anyway? And
the girl I think thirteen? Yeah, thirteen. And you know with those
they always make a point to tell the age. So it is that's the
thing that always killed me about the Chris Hansen stuff. Once it becomes clear
that they've seen the text messages, you know what you wrote, or you
have an idea, and they just be like, I don't know, man.
She never said her age, never said her age. Yeah. She
sent me a photo that was dated yesterday from her thirteenth birthday party, and
the cake has thirteen on it and the balloon say thirteen. How was I
to know? That's because you got to read into the numbers. Bro got
to read into the numbers. How do I know? Cause, Uh,
we gotta. We're gonna head up to Wake Forest for a couple of stories.
Uh and R. E. L is very upset over something. I
have to tell you what they're upset about. But uh, yeah, we'll
we'll, we'll, uh we'll touch base on a couple there and uh,
Jerry Seinfeld Heckler's video is pretty fun. Oh and we do have a Florida
story, so we get to all it more coming up. Case O Day
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some stuff there. The engineering is on it. I what I suspect is,
if that's what I'm hearing from people, I wonder if we might be
on our backup tower. Maybe they're doing some maintenance or something. I don't
nobody tells me anything, so but they're on it. Okay. But that
that kind of thing that you're describing there with the audio sounding like that makes
it sound and our and the backup tower is generally lower powers, so the
signal is not going to be as strong. So I apologize for that.
Did you if you want, Ross, do you want to put Gordon delon
in Greensboro for I'm kidding, I'm not gonna do that to you. So
truck through check out the iHeartRadio app. You search out ninety four to five
WPTI. Hey, if that doesn't work, we're on the one O six
one over in Raleigh. But they're on it, okay, And I appreciate
you letting us know, but trust me, you don't want Ross and I
trying to fix stuff at the tower would not end well. And that's being
polite there. Or we could just steal it like that tower in Alabama or
whatever, but first we got to go to Wake Forest. I don't understand.
This is the ultimate self fulfilling prophecy. I just want to point this
out. So, Ross, you heard that somebody decided to steal some stuff
from the old Walmart near your house there? Yeah, I sure did.
I read about it about maybe like twenty minutes after it happened. Okay,
all right, because you're right, why is there a chase going on?
So this is what is that on South Maine? Right? Yeah? All
right? So man and a woman arrested Sunday after authorities say they attempted to
steal from a Walmart in wake Forest, leading authorities on a chase that ended
in a crash. So it went like this, Walmart calls like, hey,
we got some thieves, please show up. Obviously though they had they
had left Walmart, but they had a description of the vehicle. It probably
knew who they were, considering the record we're going to hear about here.
But police say that they then observed the suspects at a traffic stop, so
they attempted to pull them over, observed them, attempted to make a traffic
stop, and they quote fled in a careless and reckless manner. And words
matter. And I don't know what Wakeforce policy is on chases. Every department's
different, but a lot of departments have curtailed your ability to pursue and criminal
dirt bags are not unaware of this, and ironically it almost forces them,
if they're thinking about it, to be more reckless in the way in which
they leave, although some departments the recklessness is what allows the pursuit until certain
other things happen. And again I don't know what wake force policy is.
But eventually the suspects crashed on ninety eight your Camp Kanata Road, non life
threatening injuries. They're under arrest, bunch of charges anyway, And I'm reading
the WRAL article and I assume that's the end of it, but it is
not. This is the second law enforcement chase since Saturday that ended in a
crash. WRAL data trackers recently reported that chases involving law enforcement have spiked in
recent years. There have been forty three chases since the start of the year.
They're very because they don't like them chasing criminals. Now, why do
you think chases have gone up in recent years? Does anybody have a theory
as to why that might be? Because I have a theory. I think
the reason there's more chases, and the number that should be included here is
the number of people who fled an attempted traffic stop, because that number is
way higher when you pull the data. And the reason my theory that people
think that or people would do that more often is because they think you might
stop the chase. What was it that you posted about on your social media
although obviously you were in New York's your wife had to go, oh yeah,
yeah on Saturday? Did they touch the truck for the fly with the
fire trucks and that lea? Was it just fire or police or yeah,
a police department. We're putting on a weak forest. Okay, cool,
cool and yeah, but it was for the Special Olympics and they apparently went
over really well. My wife worked really hard to get donations for them and
stuff and the baskets. Kudos on the air for that because she raised a
crap ton of money, went to work and I saw the gift baskets that
she was having there. So what they just basically let the kids go in
and just sit in the ladder thing in the back and do all that,
which is like the greatest thing I suppose when you were a kid. Man
so and the rosso wasn't even there. And he got a challenge coin and
he's been he was bragging about it too. I don't think that means you
can do whatever you No, I got a challenge coin now, so if
I get pulled over, right, yes, it's ically get out of a
jail free card, right, I I how it works. It's like those
I donated to the sheriff's ball stickers that you see. I don't. I
don't know how that works. Do you have a lot of I have a
crap ton of challenges? I do? I have one, dude, I
have one from an Air Force general. So I'm pretty sure we can use
the planes. Is that how that works? We just go down pick out
what we want. I'm thinking F thirty five, so I can do the
hover thing. But no, if you show them the challenge coin and they
don't have the plane you want, like, what is the punishment? Like
what happens to them that they have to rake dirt? Oh my god?
Standard military punishment. I'm trying to think. What do I have? I
have a let's see, that's that's a really cool one. That's that's from
a two star at the time, three star now air Force general gave me
that. Dude, I got one from ATF, So I think I can
have all the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms I want, right, just
show them the coin. Hey here it is. Can't stop me? Is
that a still? Yeah? It is? Is that a tobacco? Well?
You can grow tobacco. It is there no tax stamps, don't matter
my that barrel short, but challenge coin, and I think that's good to
go. Uh, dude, I even have insult challenge coins. Are you
familiar with these? Do you know what an insult challenge coin is? I'm
gonna be coy on this. Some of you listening who may work for a
certain law enforcement organization might know of a challenge coin that has a a rooster
on it talking about surviving a certain era, but there's a misspelling on era
and it says air. I have one of those. There's some, there's
some. There's some dudes on duty right now and went, oh, I
know what that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I
think that one's my favorite, just due to the insulting nature of it.
So very good. So Ross is uh, he's free to do whatever he
wants in the city of wake Forest. Now all right, well, we'll
see how horribly that ends a couple other things. Let's see here, Oh
dude, you see the newsweek article. By the way, let me ask
you a question real quick. Eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven
four are you how on a scale of one to ten, what is your
excitement level for the presidential debate? Even if your excitement level is sheer morbid
curiosity, like you know, oh there's a fifty two car pile up,
I can't look away? Or are you kind of not looking forward to it
now? Ross and I obviously have a different, a slightly different approach because
it will. It produces work for us, but simultaneously it produces content.
And I have to admit I don't want it to be like the first debate
last time around with those guys, but I don't think that that's possible.
But I really want to see what's going to go down. Ross, you're
the one who's gotta dub it all in. How are you feeling about it?
Man? Do you want to see this thing? I do. I'm
interested in it. I think it's gonna be I'm sure it'll be incredibly civil.
Well, there's nobody there like they're they're in what a a sensory deprivation
chamber? Is that where we are now with them? I mean, did
you see the video? I guess that we are on vacation, so I
sort of just saw in passing scrolling through an X but the video of like
Biden, I guess who's been hunkered down there. We're at Camp David and
they just announced he's not leaving until they you know, to do Prepp.
And there's a video of him that came out while we were on break and
his eyes were like bug eyed, and the dude didn't blink for like the
incredible the entire duration of the video and he was just you he was he
was hyped up on something like they were pumping him so full of drugs for
this debate. I wanted. I wanted him to do a stare off with
Justin Timberlake to see that photo that okay, anyway, that's going to ruin
the tour su I Did hear that all right? Anyway? So yeah,
he looked, he looked a little you know what when he gets when he's
passionate about something, Dude, he locked in. That's that's the Joe Biden
we know. But it's gonna be you're a convicted felon, and well your
son is going you raised a convicted felon. I mean, if they can.
But it's also like there's also the before you even get to what said,
whether he'll be able to say it, you know what I mean?
And and my here's my fear is that at some point Joe Biden is trying
to formulate a sentence and it's taken so long that Donald Trump goes and then
it's gonna garner sympathy for the for the poor old utter. I think the
best thing for Trump to do in that situation is just let Joe Biden,
uh, dig himself into a hole. Now, look at his watching Look
at his watch like you're Joe Biden watching coffins. Noted because because there are
a lot of dumb people in this country that'll be like, oh, the
poor old man is being made fun of by the big bully orange man.
That's what happened. So News News we get in prepped for this. Here's
their article, Donald Trump accused of repeatedly waving to nobody. Yes, this
is as we start stacking the scandals. I don't know if this will come
up. Uh. Former President Trump has been accused of waving to nobody in
videos to create a sense of him meeting large audiences where there are none.
All right, and so they use a couple examples of him waving. Here's
the thing and immediate Ross points out immediately when we were talking about it off
the air. He's not waving to nobody because you have a picture of it.
You ever waved in a photo to the camera rock, Yeah, because
they're filming him and it's on a camera. If there's nobody behind the camera
and he's really not waving, well, he's waving to the people at home
that are watching through the camera. It's so stupid. You know what,
I'll tell you what would be. Here's what they need to do. They
need to do a whole series on this. And and what I'd like to
see, is there any video we can come up with a US president not
waving towards the camera, in fact, turned away from it and having a
conversation with somebody who's not there Like that would be troubling, would see.
I'd be concerning like somebody wandering off and just talking to nobody or a ghost
or you know, whatever the theories are. I don't like that. You
know, write a story about that, but I don't. Yeah, I
don't know where you'd find something like that. Oh Man and a visit to
Wisconsin Tuesday. This is last Tuesday or last Tuesday. Days after reports emerged
he had made negative comments about a city in the state do you know how
many negative comments I've made about things in Wisconsin, many of them having to
do with packers and packer fans. Anyway, made a negative comment about a
city in the state, Trump stepped off an airplane waved toward an apparent crowd.
However, footage posted on x his deputy director of communications appeared only show
a car and a handful of people. I'm gonna call bs here, and
here's why I know he's not president anymore. But the same goes for this.
I have been on the tarmac when Air Force one is shown up somewhere
and got sent out to do the media coverage. And I have literally been
on the tarmac when Donald Trump's plane was there and we got to look in
it. And that's when he was that's when he was running for president,
before he was running for president, but when he was still coming out and
doing political things. And so he came and he did some stuff up up
in Minneapolis, and I believe it's the same plane he still has. It
looked very similar. The point is, when the president or the former president
is on the tarmac and is moving, there's a gazillion people there. There
may not be a crowd sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. But between
the staff and the protection detail, and yes, the media because it was
there were members of the media there who were backing with some other photos.
There's not there's not just one car full of people. Have you seen when
Donald Trump goes somewhere? It is It is a straight up presidential motorcade,
just as it is when Clinton moves. So yeah, what a crazy article.
Man. All right, anyway, let's get raised agic in here and
I'll take Now I get to make fun of him for what he did to
me, bister Stategic see roasting Ross and he said, yeah, now I
gotta do something to kse. Why then, did you like, all right,
I'm gonna take the same heat dome and put it over Capos Costa Rica
and we're the poor guys trying to fish and now it's humid and ninety five.
Well sorry about that. Now, now it's always humid in ninety right
Capos the fishing's very good. So yeah, well that's still I took it
personally, man, Well sorry, I didn't mean it personally, but yeah.
The heat dome, if we'd like to call it, that, basically
is an area of high pressure that keeps US usually mostly dry, and in
this case in the summer month's hot and it'll stay hot. One hundred tight
a record in Rawley yesterday, I think it was like ninety three to try
it, So there was that much of a temperature variation across the region.
And today we'll average a little bit nineties with lots of sunshine. Later today
pop up shower storm. There's a window in the evening of a couple of
hours there will not be much rain, and that'll be the narrative heading through
Tuesday and Wednesday, sunny and hot, mid maybe even upper nineties, he
returning, and then we'll try to get some iceolate to pop up storms later
in the weeken into the weekend. But I look ahead, I'll see in
the next seven days anything below ninety degrees. I think we're load of mid
nineties, even a couple of days in the upper nineties for the triangle right
through the upcoming weekend and early next week and later the week and the weekend
pop up storms here and there no widespread thunderstorm action either. And let me
jump into the tropics quick No action in the tropics, so that's pretty quick
done. Oh wow, Okay, is that like a bummer for you guys,
or no, well not well not really. It's it's honest, all
right. I think it's fun kind of yeah. Okay, well we'll chat
tomorrow and who knows, maybe it starts a little swing in your direction.
Okay, we'll see yep, all right, and then we're coming back with
Jeff Bellinger. So hang on. Well the morning, casey, welcome back.
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thank you sir. We'll chat tomorrow. Sounds good. Talk to you
then, vidego Jeff Bellinger, Bloomberg News. Oh, speaking of Florida,
let me throw this in wrapper folio was killed, not Coolio. Folio is
Coolio. Coolio died right a while ago dead super dead. Okay, well
apparently Foolio is too. Did you ever have chicken wings with or just Coolio?
What? That is one of my favorite stories to music radio. I
just want you to have the yeah bingo cars. When I worked on g
O five and we were doing the it was like I think it was the
Second Chance prom. It was some event we were having done the Hilton,
and he refused to go on stage because he was looking for chicken wings.
So he was going from room to room banging on the on the wall like
he was shirtless. Yeah, yeah, shirtless with his crazy Coolio hair,
knocking on doors, going looking for chicken wings. And they finally brought him
chicken wings in this giant platter, and he like didn't come to the stage
until he like devoured all of the chicken wings. And then when he got
on stage, the dude would not leave, Like they they literally had to
pull like the giant you switch that turns the power off, and to get
him off stage. He would not leave it wings you know? Yeah,
yeah, the wings? That's it. U. Are you gonna stay with
something anyway? Rip all right, see uh so fulio. Uh. And
the reason I'm bringing this up is not because I know anything about this rapper
or necessarily and I don't even know the circumstance. I just know that this
dude he got famous for a song literally talking about his uh the duty has
beef with getting murdered at his own birthday party on his birthday and a worse
way he killed this and know me what happened? He says, four shot,
three dead well at a holiday inn in Tampa over the weekend. Four
were shot, just one dead and it was folio, so as you can
imagine, that is an immense amount of irony there. But also, and
here's the other reason I bring it up. I've stayed at holiday in before.
I got no beef with holiday in. I've never seen a holiday inn
that has a presidential suite with a private pool in a lunai? Is that
a thing? The way to stay there? Shut up? Really, you
stay on holiday in the media, but like because they're like they had this
huge party and I'm like, well where was everybody? And then they show
this giant holiday in the room that's got a private pool and a lunai and
like multiple rooms and stuff. I had no idea there were holiday inns out
there like that. That's pretty incredible now, I didn't realize that's how ross rolls.