This is the downbeat. I'm ninety seven to one the Freak. I don't
know why I like it. It's a dirty little downbeat. Just about done
today, were going till ten o'clock. Just went and talked to Christina and
Ben and skin Steve. They are ready. They got a doozy for you
today ten until two. Speak easy on after that, give us a shot
a little fun like you're live local laughs. Radio Station ninety seven won The
Freak. Just had Farah Abraham on hot in sixteen what was the sixteen and
pregnanteen and pregnant, then led to teen Mom and then back to our teen
Momen. I believe her name came up on the show like a week ago
because I confused her with Octo Mom or somebody. That's why. That's the
root of this. And then of course Kevin well, he's just an animal,
goes home and books her. She did come up, but it was
like very ironic because Sunday night, I was just kind of browsing look for
a few extra things, and she was on TMZ for that social media thing
which is in Florida. It's a big topic nationally, it's a big topic.
Zuckerberg and all the CEOs of all these social media companies, even the
guy that runs TikTok. I mean they're taking questions. They're at a hearing
like yesterday and today, just answering questions about the dangers and safety issues with
social media, right, And that's kind of what she was weighing in on.
Yeah, and that's a somewhat interesting conversation. But I think her,
you know, talking about it the whole for most of it, and that's
our fault for the direction I think is what are you going to do?
Well? I think we're looking about backdoor pornos. Yeah, like I don't
know how to do that. And she was on zooms, so we're looking
right at her and she's she can't see us. Maybe that's our responsibility to
the audiences to do that to what just the first question? How does your
butt feel? Is your butt hurt? Yeah? I don't even know how
you do? We look way worse if we do that. Check your pennies
where did they come from? Yeah? What does that? JJ? I
forget Mike on and laughing to be on all the time. Yes, that
was from that news guy. Oh the uh with the TV Kevin's Greatest Television
check your pantry to say pantries, but it was panties, that's right,
and that was a different guy than so you're enjoying penis more these days.
It's been stuck in my head. Yeah, with a lot of text response.
One of the first things right when the interview started ask why she's called
backdoor teen mom, which I guess would have been a fair question. I've
dot everyone knew, though. A couple of people made fun of her referencing
herself as a celebrity multiple times, which she kind of did not that is
on you if you don't know that she is a celebrity, well no,
it's kind of on it. But she considers herself a very high level celebrity
and her daughter, and her daughter she was fifteen years ago. Yeah,
okay, you're right, and ten years ago she was if you say Farah
Abraham, there's a fairly high percentage of people that know who she is.
So yeah, by definition, ten years ago a big deal. Seriously,
some people don't know that. That's fine. Someone said, she's just saying
words. Hello. I like this one, love the downbeat, but this
fair Abraham's interview is legitimately boring. I kept listening for a while thinking there
was a funny surprise planned until punching out. Well, see that's just that's
just our very good track record. That's hitting you with funny surprises mid to
late segments, not always we got. I'm loving this interview, lmao.
This is great. Uh you know, I wonder if Pharah uses zero res.
It's an interesting question. Yeah, that's a weird one. I think
it might have been a follow up to another question about carpet. Someone said,
boy, her only fans is popping all the stuff. Someone get Calves
to sign up. Oh you know, I didn't know what that was gonna
be. She's fine, She's nice, so again, having video of her
right in front of you is nice. She's dressed nicely, seemed like a
nice pert, nice enough person. And who hasn't you know she's had a
wilder ass. It's a crazy story, right, it really is. She
grew up on television on MTV as a sixteen year old having a baby.
They made a show about her, and then she went on to appear in
a pornographic film and now she's thirty two. It's so funny that, yeah,
because that show seems like ages ago. You could have told me she
was forty seven. I'm like, okay, but no she It's called sixteen
and pregnant for a reason. Here's one. I think the biggest news in
DFW is that Farah Abraham has pet odors in her carpet. I'm still down
to hit lol. Okay, didn't you guys didn't catch her on Teen Mom
Family Reunion? No? Oh, Kevin, No, Kevin, we weren't
talk soup p ones like you back in the day. Okay, talk soup
is different the soup she was on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK too,
I learned. Really, I do like that. Apparently she did not fare
all that way. You represented the USA all that stuff. Whatever I see
someone with that, I'm gonna shoot a shot. Every once in a while.
You can get him on cool if not, I didn't heard any other
show, and the Metropikes have fair Abraham on. Yeah, so for a
good reason, you guys can go ahead. Just fine. She's nice,
fine, lick of my butt cheek. You don't think this is gonna blow
up like the Jason Kidd interview. And mind if I send it off to
people, you should send some clips to Tim McMahon from the Abraham interview.
I frank him just be like, hey, I know a couple days ago,
who did the kid thing? What do you even response? Sorry to
bother you that's you decide right, yes, pan article about her? Well,
thank you fair Abraham. She seemed like a very nice young lady.
She did, and hey, something like you're passionate about and want to talk
about like that. I'm down, like I like when people care about something,
and like, hey, I want to make a little change in the
world. There was a part in the beginning where I thought this was an
interesting conversation because I mean, banning everyone under sixteen, and you're absolutely right
to bring up, you know, driver's license and drinking age and should it
even be considered any war time anywhere near that same topic though, I mean,
should there be some sort of rule on that. I thought, that's
actually an interesting conversation, And then I realized I was bored went a lot
of different places. It's because you were looking at screenshots from her movie earlier.
I showed you pictures of things that you had done, and then you
tried to have sex with the window just like me, boobs and us hot.
I am going to send her people window, her people are going to
get the link of the interview and it'll they're going to share it on her
account and a lot of stuff. Yeah, there's that. Maybe maybe we
go viral again. Probably no one else is interviewer. That's that one gown
on tmz uh got a bunch of birthpaste today, the first day of February,
and we start out with one of my favorite pop stars currently, mister
Harry Styles is thirty today. Lordy, Lordie, look who's thirty? That's
not yep? Happy birthday, Harry. Your thoughts, Danny. I hope
you get all of the presents that you want. Harry, pull out those
candles, hookers, get your president. It should have been Nick Kreamer,
but instead it was Harry Styles. Just missed it. Master them. Although
infinite forks in the road that are like Creamer. Actually I look up to
Nick Kreamer. When I was with One Direction, Simon Cow played for us
the record a little known dollar Loads and called loads for you, impactful,
backful. It definitely a Spies had. If only h J not stairly,
I can think. I think about in my life if niall O Zaye will
passed away the way HJ did, right, where would I be going off
as well, but see a coupa. But it's just a very good thing
that Cliff is still with hor though he is on the metal liquid diet.
He's lost zero point six pounds nearly a stone and stone on metal liquid.
Speaking of famous people who are famous towns not British people, that was us
three to two in the voices. We need to tell these people we speaking
people were famous ten years ago. Ronda Rousey roder ROWSI I mean, don't
sell her short. She was the baddest b on planet until Holly Home kicked
her in the head. Almost about that life too, until she got knocked
out. Yeah, well, there's always someone someone's gonna knock you out.
And that's why you enjoy every day, why you have it, because someone's
gonna knock you out quick in this world. So enjoy your every minute while
you have it. You never know when everything's gonna be rolling your way.
Someone's just gonna kick you in the side of the head and then they're in
charge. Lauren Conrad's thirty eight. Here's a clip of her on the Eric
Andre Show. Ladies and Gentlemen. Lauren Conrad spells like want soup smells like
wanton soup. My crotch smells like want ton soup. All right, what
do you wanna talk about? What are you working out? What? What
am I working on? Let's talk about I have a couple of clothing lines
that I work on. And you listen to walk a Floka it all?
Is that a band or a song that's a man? Yeah? I know,
I think I do. Yeah, they say like walk Fuka, yeah,
flucker Flocker. I'll go ho think what the And we're back with Lauren
Conrad like on me. Yeah. Yeah. Let's give a quick shout out
to Christina Applegate. I mean, it's okay, I gotta be a best
show on TV that I don't want. She's the one person who like the
first one to like walk out because he started their cars are like vomiting,
and she walked out and then her her publicist was like, she will never
come on your show. You'll never work in this town again. An all
fake. The next day, everybody's in on the joke. We'll get to
the next day. He actually his one of his interns was Jimmy Kimmel's son,
and he was like they were just messing on. Get Jimmy on the
show was like, yeah, I'm sure you do it, and Jimmy came
in the next day. Jimmy's publicist the same publicist as Lauren Conrad's publicist.
You'll never work in this town again. Oh yeah, here's Jimmy. It's
like between two fuss when people send angry emails. Andrew Van Windingarden's forty one.
He from the band mgmt M. They had a moment in the sun.
They sure did. Had a cool little song this one. I'll plays
them. You need a good and boy. Their last two records are boring.
Jason Isbell forty five, Danny Danny friend, text him happy sweet dude,
text him just a cake. Get him on the show man, what
are we doing? Well? You don't have to get him on the show
show His climsy relationship had show before, but it was about ten years ago
before he super blew up. Let's talk about his role in Killers of the
Flower Moon. I mean, I'll try. He was in that, really
ye text him in sort off. He'll text you follow John Missy's phone number,
then you can text that to me. Okay, weird Big Boy forty
nine, Oh do your outcast song and dance. Kevin, You're more of
an Andre three thousand song. Okay, but they were teammates and partner.
He has an underrated solo career. Underrated. I like his side of that
record. Oh yeah, it's really cool. It's outstanding that one double Yeah,
the double album that in the Infinite Sadness Speaker Bucks in the Love Below,
which did make my nine albums in the month of the Wall in my
living room. That's inclusive Michael C. Hall's fifty three. Uh dexter right,
he kills for good? Oh also Six Feet Under? Never watched the
second I hear it's great and wonderful. Isn't that The one's always on a
list of best last episode ever? Yeah, I don't know what that means.
It is, but I don't know. Watch seventh, dude, you
don't want to. You would love it. It's great, really love it.
Yes, it's great. But did Sopranos? Come on? I know
the Sopranos is different, Right, there's a dude. I think you're pretty
close. Dude, you might like Six Feet Under better than the Sopreso.
I'm not kidding, I do. It's that good and it just wasn't quite
as popular. Is it about Mortitians? Is that what little? That's the
It's like it's about morticians, like The Sopranos is about the mafia. It's
great and underratedly funny too, Okay, poly Wheeze the Juice. He's gonna
play Richard Simmons in a movie. Wheeze the Juice. Mike Campbell's seventy four.
He one of Skin's SNL draft picks from a few years ago. Mike
Campbell of The Dirty Knobs. Yeah, Chris Holt O good buddy is his
lead guitarist. He's the lead guitarist and Chris is cool lead. A big
day for Reiner today. It's Mike Campbell's birthday. That and we assume that
the kid was had, so I have full confirmation on if the was a
birth, if he's Pops or not. I think he is. Garrett Morris
is eighty seven. He was on SNL. He was to be in the
nineteen seventy five movie, and he was casted. The person playing Garrett Morris
is the cop on this season of Fargo. You may know him. It
was Winston on New Girl. But it is the cop who dies at the
end. Oh spoiler or yeah, wait what the cop is? What his
kid or uh no, I don't think so. Garrett, the cop that
got killed in the show is playing him playing him in the movie. Okay,
oh, okay, dude, Garrett, I cannot believe he is.
He must have been old when he started, right, eighty seven. It's
like my dad said, yeah, so when he started seventy he was forty
two and he got on tired in life? Wow, thirty eight no idea
bad math? Well that's crazy, Lisa Marie Presley would have been fifty six,
Rest in peace. Rick James would have been seventy six. You know,
I've got a Rick James unfact for you guys in the future. Is
it that he liked a is it? Let's pencil it in next Wednesday?
Can I guess at eight fifteen? Does it involve some form of lock and
key? Nope, definitely involves cocaine. It's a fun fact that will blow
your mind. So it's fun because some of his facts are not fun fun.
Oh no, no, no, this predates his h that period of
fun facts. Sherman Hemsley's would have been eighty six. Sherman Hemsley would have
been eighty six. Garrett Morris is older than Sherman hims. That's what boy,
that is odd? What is life now? He did take your talkbacks
from the iHeartRadio app. You just hit that run microphone buns all you gotta
do, and you left us a lot of feedback today and it's been brought
to you by Advanced hair Restoration. Morning Fellas. Lewis going to Ferrari is
like if Pat Mahomes said I'm going to go home and play for the Cowboys
like Ferrari for better or worse. As good or bad as they are is
the big his name in f one, just like the Cowboys. And Lewis
has done it all. He is the goat. And if Pat said I'm
going to go home and play where I want to play for the team I
want to play for, That's what this is. Okay, I like it.
Where was the joke? There was no joke. They don't all have
to Danny. Their conversations can happen without laughter. Lewis Hamilton apparently gonna leave
Mercedes after this upcoming season and joined team Ferrari next year. And this is
massive. What are you going to grow up? Yeah, tomorrow, I'll
grow up tomorrow. I'll be real serious tomorrow no more jokes. I don't
know, bitch, Go home and prep that Rick James fun fact. Prep
it. Most people just have it audio to support my fun fact. You'll
see you alright, alright, alright, here we go down the all right.
I can't wait to hear back door team mom. Maybe I'll call in
studio so she won't talk to me anyway. I'm gonna go take my shirt
out play bongos. That is one of the best Howard Cosell impressions I've ever
heard. I thought it was my uncle Ken. All right, now to
go fishing, Kevin up at four in the morning. Kevin does McConaughey,
Get in my little niece on here, Danny, we'll go catch some fish
down by the pond. If you're a good boy today, I'll take it
to able and we'll get you a little good beef wagyu steak. Was it
Jim Carrey that did the impression of McConaughey on SNL on the weekend? I
don't know why I'm sitting here rolling this bugger on. I think Kevin's has
potential. There's every every few words, you sound like it. Every once
in a while you can get there and you have a little little bit turn
like get there right there, swing down to the moody Kyle sum to watch
Danny's band play, You remember Calhoun. Okay, see it's just kind of
there a little bit, but it comes in, it goes and then it
turns into like a president and then George Bush. You know. Meanwhile you
have your tried and true Robert Duval eating ice cream like that's there that he's
got to shut a match Tyler's call. See we're okay. Now add another
phrase to it, and you just got to keep building. It's like Rosetta
Stone, it really is. Is that gotta face? You've got a place
to si bitch. Damn it, Daniel got that stupid song stuck in my
head all week that damn it, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel have to do
that. I don't know what did Hank. He'll call in, Daniel,
you Bustard, take it up with the creamer camp buy Okay. Do we
have King King of the Hill on your characters? I know we probably we'll
add it just in case. King of the Hill. Hey, that was
more of a mister Anderson Hill basically the same voice up there, added to
Danny's impersonations along with Steve Perry and Todd Bowles. Uh hey, Ksey,
if the Cows really want to make history and they should hire Bill Belichick.
Dog, he made a lot of good draft picks, MiG Jones. Maybe
the COVID draft was the best draft. Honestly, they should just do COVID
drafts all the time. Now Bill Belichick sitting at his kitchen table, at
his husky in front of a laptop. If he was in the bathroom,
they cut his house. Can amazing? Love it? Okay again, Kevin,
it's Norm. I don't know if you remember me. Powell. He
used to go get sandwiches for me. I miss you, Powell, all
of you. Okay. I was never Norm's intern. I was Rich Phillips'
intern. Rough he needed an intern? Yeah for what? For what?
Go get him cigarette to reorganize his Kurt Busch bobble head collection. This is
I think before the time of the very flimsy. Here's two bald guys that
could be the producer poll that they put up on the website. I remember
that, and then they didn't hire one of them. Remember that showdown?
Yeah, I was like, are they really hiring people? And no,
they weren't they made their decision? How's that another guy doing? I just
wanted to tell you how much I love you. Pell last rough, asking
somebody if they're a two stepping son of a bitch is my only goal for
the rest of the day. Do you ask any of that? I think
so. He asked me if I have cowboy boots? And I said yeah,
and he goes, are you a two step in son of a bitch?
Last one? Come on, man, you just killed me with the
Fargo spoiler. It was all a big oak. Yeah, I'm not gonna
call him what you did? He's right, Why did you do that?
Well? You know what, the finale was a month ago. If you
really cared, you would have seen it. All right, Mike, you
just watched the Sopranos for the first time, Yes, like a month ago,
and he didn't know ninety of the crap. Tell everyone what happened,
a big puss. You violated their trust, the listeners trust. Well,
oh you frankly did it for four straight hours today. Well, they give
us at the end. Give me a chance to earn it back tomorrow morning
at six am, won't you? We gotta go so there on time.
Ben and skin, Christina Steve next ten to two. They're gonna rock ass,
all right, don't litter. Easy's gonna come in. They're gonna rock
ass and don't litter tomorrow. Let's go, let's go,