Hi, guys, Welcome to Laura Kane after dark the week before Thanksgiving week
and I'm Laura Kane. Eric Grimmer, Hi producer Brian. I'm really excited
because Evan gets to come home for Thanksgiving and guess what, I have a
colonoscopy the day before. Oh yeah, and that's the day she flies in.
So mom is going to be loopy and full of shit. I know.
I no, let me ask you something before we begin. When you
have a colonoscopy after, are you supposed to like eat gradually back into regular
or do you right back again? Ask your doctor? No to a Thanksgiving
meal a full cake breakfast? As soon as I got out of there,
Oh okay, yeah, okay, so no soft foods like hell no,
okis, I can't because that's not fair Thanksgiving the next day, but whatever,
you should ask your doctor about that. Maybe I'll do that. I
think that's probably a very good idea. Oh my god, your poor toilet
when you start well, I have this big giant thing that I gross.
It is so gross. It's gonna make you vomit now listen coming up.
Oh god, it might make you throw up. I'm just gonna with me,
I know, but you did it weird. No, I didn't know
it. Oh, if it makes you throw up, this is gonna be
so bad coming up after a few things on the show. Yes, we
have a woman who we're going to interview. Who is this the actual sensitive
you know how I say I'm a sensitive like to ghosts. She actually is
one, and her and her husband have a ghost some ghost kind of company.
But she heard through one of our listeners about my see and about the
Ouiji board, and about a possible portal being opened, and about all this
stuff. So she's going to talk to us about how to clean the house,
what it means, what did we do, and what can we do
because I don't want to see that figure in my house again. I haven't
seen her or it. Since this is all your fault, it is not
it's Brian's fault. I don't even feel bad because nothing happened. Brian.
What something was in my house at four o'clock in the morning. I know
you're a skeptic. You're a skeptic about anything andical. I'm not just a
skeptic. I'm a non believer. You just don't believe me. No,
I believe you. I just don't think you're correct. Okay, Well,
anyway, she's also a self proclaimed witch, a good witch, not like
the East. She doesn't dabble in like evil entities or anything like that.
But we're going to talk to her about what the heck I'm supposed to do
now that this entities in my house and we're going to talk to one of
my three besties. Oh yes, no, oh, she's she's the best.
Well, she's now number two, she's number two, she's number two
this week. Right, that's okay, you're all number one. All my
besties are number one. Sometimes I wonder if Laura's a bitch, which sorry,
well I'm both of those things. Sometimes it just depends. Oh,
and tonight I have great news. Laura's putting on her little black dress,
her clear loose sight heels, her chicken leg stockings, sperm earrings, and
toilet paper necklace, and we are going out. We'll have the video next
week. I guess Laura will be asking men on the street if they think
she's sexy. It's gonna be great. Do you have, like, do
you have an idea of like the kind of things you want me to ask?
Would you bang me? Oh? My god? Bang in this outfit.
WHOA I don't know. Yes, And do you know where we're going
to go to the grocery store. We're going to go everywhere. No,
I don't want to go everywhere. Oh we're going everywhere. Oh my god.
All right, before we begin, and Brian has a wild card that
he says that we're probably not going to like and it might be a dud,
which actually makes me very curious. I want you to go up to
some guy in the grocery store and just lean like into his ear and be
like, I don't have any bandies on. I'm not just like that.
I'm not going to do that. Come on, you know my neighborhood,
I'm not doing that. That'll be awesome. Come on, I want you
to contest. There's just some they're going to be like slag queen and they're
going to cheer you. Oh yeah there, what do you think your neighborhood
is? No, there there's some the wackadoos that live in this area.
I'm not gonna lie, but you could walk up to guys and say,
hey, do my legs need more muscle definition? You know what. I'm
not gonna comment anymore on this contest. I think I look like the type
of person that us bad yourself? Do you like to eat things with bones
or boneless? This is so stupid. All of this is so stupid.
And people are gonna walk away from me and they're gonna ignore me, and
it's gonna be dumb and you're gonna see it next week. If I wear
this, do I still need to shave my legs? Oh my god?
Please making me wear a black dress? Yeah, like a little black dress.
Stupid. I have the clear shoes, unfortunately, please tell me like
the jelly shoes. Now, man, they're high heels. Clear. Yeah.
It's gonna look like a really bad, like a really terrible stripper.
Oh yeah, that's gonna be so awesome. Cheap hooker. Oh I got
kicked off the strip They had looked like I had chicken legs. Do you
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and we're going to start with Eric's host chat because he's going to talk to
a lot of his besties. I am very important. Yes, is it
here? We go? Hello? Hello, there, Hi, Karen?
Oh HELLI how are you? I'm good? How are you? I?
Am good. I'm a little nervous about this weekend, but I'm good.
Other than that, you're nervous about the weekend, I kind of am,
you know, because I haven't. It's really hard to train for sixty miles,
you know, because it takes so much time to walk twenty miles that
you know, the only time you ever actually do it is on the walk.
So just a little pressure was hoping my feet will cooperate. Okay,
Weather, let's talk about what you guys are doing. So let's set the
foundation here. Yes, we are doing we have friends coming in from high
school. That's cool. Yeah, Heather's coming in and then Wi your two
friends. Oh, it's going to be a blast. We're doing the Susan
Chikomen Walk. So is this the three day you're doing the three day walk?
Three day? The three day walk twenty miles a day, although sometimes
I think it feels like more than twenty miles, but yeah, it's about
twenty miles a day. So for three days, do you stay in the
tens or do you have like the vans bring you back to like a hotel
or I know people do it a different way, do it different ways?
Exactly? We are going to share kind of all camp out at an Airbnb,
so we're gonna see it a little bit. I know, people love
the camping experience, you know, it's just more time to bond r It's
it's portable showers, portable spoilet, so it's a little nice to get a
hot shower and a real bed. You do it, So we go outdo
Yes, yes exactly? So what okay? What is the name of your
team and how can you join? Can you join like last minute? Absolutely?
I mean, if anyone just wants to walk with us. To be
a quote unquote official, you have to, you know, sign up and
do some fundraising and and then join. But you can join in as team
No Bad Days. It's named after my daughter's praise. When she was just
diagnosed. She made us all promise there'd be no bad days. You know,
she knew it was going to be a hard journey, and she said
that we know bad days, and we really just said it almost daily,
no bad days, and even through the hardest surgery treatments, you know,
she would lift something good out of that day. It was it was more
like a discipline, like no bad days, no bad days. And if
she was just talking about like a receptionist that was super sweet, or a
little kid she saw in a grocery store, because a lot of times little
kids would point at her bald head and she would just go up to them
and ask them if they wanted to feel it or awm, you know,
yeah, she was so sweet. So it was always about no Bad Days.
And I mean, really, Laura, even until the last day it
was, she was still that way. She was still caring about other people.
When she had to have morphine. She wanted her friends around her to
pretend they were taking shots and means. She just was just really amazing.
And so of course Mackenzie, one of her very best friends, you know,
started the team when she was diagnosed, and of course we named it
No Bad Days, and and we' it's funny. McKenzie's gone to a couple
of concerts and had like Head and the Heart say no Bad Days, and
a couple of sports Seahawks have said no Bad Days in honor of Kate,
And so it's just kind of a little way we're spreading that love and and
telling people that no matter what you go through, just look for the good
and you'll find it, you know. So how long has it been since
your daughter passed? Oh gosh, you know, technically it's been like four
and a half years. But I mean, I know those who are going
through grief know that sometimes it just seems like four hours ago. Sometimes it
seems like four lifetimes ago. I mean, grief does some funny things with
time. But but you know, we're and the common Walk is another way
to feel. I mean, you know, of course, just to be
with my besties and and walk, and you know, we grieve, and
everyone has their reason why they're there. Maybe they you know, are survivors
and may or maybe you know they lost the one close. But we all
have our wives and I know my friend Heather or our friend Heather is coming
because when of her dear friends just passed from cancer and her husband had passed
from cancer a few years ago. So it's kind of this weird mix of
grief and celebrations. So when blisters, why does that actually start? Like
it starts Friday, but like what time if people want to go to the
opening ceremony or oh yeah, opening ceremonies always really moving, always fun.
It's at the Delmar Fairgrounds. Starts ab out I think the official walk,
like they cut the ribbons at seven am, but there's a little opening ceremonies
at six thirty. So get there early, Come find your people, Come
fine team, no bad days, and yeah, we will be there.
Have it. Ye are you going to walk to twenty miles? Eric,
I'm working the weekend, but I am going to be there all day on
Friday, so I mean it's twenty miles a day. Yeah, all right,
we got this, We got this. I told Karen that I would
give her a piggyback ride. I know we'll get through what. I've got
my playlist going. I'm you know I've done it. You know you do
it because nothing is as hard as cancer. Nothing, nothing is as hard,
Nothing is as hard as being in that doctor's office and hearing the worst
news you could imagine. So I'm going to do it until they find it
here. Because every twelve minutes a person dies from breast cancer. Men too,
but mostly women, and one in eight women I think that statistic is
even smaller. Now will be diagnosed with breast cancer. So get the mammograms,
get diagnosed early, you know. And my daughter was twenty five when
she was diagnosed, so and she passed at twenty seven and it was a
rough, rough road. She agreed to do a trial, even though she
knew it wouldn't save her. It got, you know, science one step
closer to a cure, and it paralyzed her on one side. She couldn't
walk. I know, Eric remembers wheeling her around the Safari Park. He
made that happen. He helped. Uh, she loved Ellen DeGeneres, so
she helped get her to that show. So of course she was uncle Normy
to her and has been walking me through the Greek journey too. So just
always so grateful. Yeah, you really are an amazing person, Karen.
I love you so much, right back in the close of you for a
week after week, talk about no bad days. Oh my gosh, you
make us laugh. You're honest, Laura I and but a huge fan.
The world needs more people like you, being authentic and real and and I
just love both of you. I'm so big fan. Well, Karen,
you do realize you're in second place now in the best in the best category.
I'm number three. You know who's number one? No, no,
it's Eric's angels. I have all three of you are my number ones.
There you go see in your orbit. Well, you guys join if you
want to just walk a little ways with no bad days the group, go
for it. Please come and see us. Yeah, you guys are gonna,
I think, really have a good time together and laugh and cry and
all these things, and he'll he'll heal you. I mean, we all.
I mean I don't think there's anybody that I can really think of off
the top of my head. I mean, my mom passed from brain cancer,
and so it hits everyone, you know, if it's not your immediate
family, it's a friend or something like that, a loved one. So
yeah, it's gonna be a great thing that is happening. Well it really
is. Yeah, yeah, thank you for letting me have a chance to
talk about it. And I have been asking people for twelve dollars donations just
because you know, every twelve minutes, and I thought, well, that
would be really nice if people could give twelve bucks. How can we do
that? I think, Eric, you have our on link. I do.
It's on our social media. I'll post it again tonight. We'll post
on our website. On our website as well. You guys are so kind.
Thank you, Love you, Poe, love you, love you Tes
and have good luck with that. Ohow sixty miles, we got this boo.
We're gonna have some ugly Oh we're going to need to get a pedicure.
Oh, oh my god. Okay, have a great name. I
love you too, bye byye Oh my god. To have that attitude,
yeah, that she has about life is pretty freaking awesome. She's a really
great person and she is amazing. I accept position number three. I really
do. You're all You're all number one? Oh whatever, that's not the
way it works. It is the way it worksky. So I'm going to
go right ahead and do my host chat, which is also a phone call.
Oh boy, now, how many? How many? No, don't
know? Don't how many emails? Have you? Two hundred and twenty one
thousand unread email? Is that what that says? Look at it? Look
at I have one hundred and sixty seven thousand June. Pry your phone,
my god. Okay, hold on a minute. I have to fear the
phone. That is I thought I had. I'm a mess lord, unsuccessful.
Okay, try it again. Okay, it's coming. So we're calling
a woman. One of our listeners knows this woman, and she and her
husband do these kind of ghost things and they clean clear houses if they're haunted.
And she's gonna tell us what we have done. I briink what what
wrong things? What freaking Brian did? It's coming up? I know you
have no you have no shame and you don't believe me either or whatever.
That Hester Hester the ghost? Yes, the name Hester is to name.
Let's stop. Oh you made her mad? Did you feel that? Here,
I'm going to try something. I'm gonna try something because it's okay.
Oh there we okay and we're paired. Okay, here we go. Let
me call her. Okay, okay, sorry, you can talk while talking
about yourself. Yeah, talk amongst yourself. I don't think ghost. Her
name is Mary and here she is. Hello Mary. Yes, Hi,
It's Laura Kane from Laura Kane after Dark. This is my co host Eric
Rimmer. Hi, Mary, Hi, Eric makes to meet you guys.
You two. We have a skeptic amongst our group, our producer, Brian.
He doesn't believe in this kind of stuff, a little skeptical. He's
the one. He is the one that brought Luigi board into our into my
house in the first place on our Halloween episode. And that's where we think
we conjured up a spirit. And then a couple days later, early one
morning, I come down my stairs and I see a figure standing in between
the window and the couch, allegedly, and I was too afraid to look.
And so one of our listeners, Julie, said, Oh, I
have this friend Mary and she could tell you. She thinks you opened up
a portal and blah blah blah. So Mary, can you please tell us
what you do and your company and what you and your husband do and what
the heck did we do? What are we going to do? So my
husband and I have a little hobby company called Your Metaphysical World. We travel
around and go to ghost towns and go ghost counting. So we also do
clearing in people's houses. So somebody seeing their goose in their house, or
there's a curse on their house or whatever, we'll come in, clear it
out out and kind of give them like a little piece in the house,
if you will. So I did get to listen to Your Guys as Halloween
one, which I loved the episode. I thought it was great. And
I don't know for sure if you've opened a portal or if you have sort
of turned a porch light on and said, hey, hey, everybody,
come look at me. I'm a sensitive. I can feel you. I
know you're there. Either way we can, we can handle it. I
can give you some stuff to kick them out. Okay. They laugh at
me when I say that I'm a sensitive, but I think that you know
it. You know, you know, if you know, you know,
if you are you feel it, you walk. I can walk into a
house and I'm like, something is wrong in this house like that. So
you're probably more than a sensitive. You're probably actually a psychic, and you
just haven't developed it to a point where you can like do reading this stuff.
Oh my god, Brian, I'm going to do a reading for you.
Okay, Okay, So now, in your opinion, what should I
do with the Okay, the entity or the ghost or whoever I saw.
Whatever we conjured up here is kind of shy. I think hasn't done anything
other than knock over the camera and shown herself other than that nothing, So
what little thing can I do to say you can go back now? So
there's a I typically do like a home cleansing for a situation like this,
especially if you're like not comfortable with them being in your space and it's actually
quite simple. So the first step is usually like you can ring a bell
if you have one of those like singing bowls that you can buy that like
when you've been around and it makes a nice music musical sound, or or
even I had a friend once who used to just grab an iron cast iron
pan and smack it with a wooden spoon and rock around the house and like
through up the energy. Really I can do that, that's easy. So
super love iron and it sends out this like vibration that sort of shakes all
the energy loose in your house. And then the next step would be like
an incense or like a smoking of this of your space. Right, And
some of the easiest to find and best stuff is Frankinson's and mr and like
Dragon's Blood which you can buy at like a sprout at the grocery store.
Dragon's Blood, okay, and Frankens. So once you've gone through every room
in the house with the sound, then you would do the smoke the incense
throughout the house. If you find a room where you feel if you'll know
if you have a portal, if you go in there and you feel like
the room is very crowded. Even if you're by yourself, my room,
my own room. That's messy. You're thinking I'm messy. That's a different
that's a different thing. It's just messy will attract the bad energy and the
creepy crawleys they love. Oh boy. Probably the very first step is clean
everything. Okay, Mary, have you yourself seen ghoast like a real ghost?
Have you experienced this? So I've never seen like a person standing there
with my own eyes, but I have seen a few things that are pretty
bizarre. On one of our ghost hunting trips, we went to the Washa
Club in Virginia City, Nevada, and we got a picture that none of
us saw while we were there. But the picture is like of this crazy
black like ink spot, just like in the middle of the room. Then
the next probably the next closest thing I've seen is in the same in Virginia
City, but at a different location. I saw like a golden sort of
like the outline of a person, but maybe like it's if you were standing
and like the sun was shining on your back and all you could really see
was the light. And I thought, walk from from one room into like
a doorway and go around the corner, and I thought for sure it was
a car. Right, The first thing I said was got a car that
Toast drove by. They checked all the windows and the way the house was
built. It was on like the hillside, so the wind the only window
that would have faced where it could have possibly come through. There's no car,
so it's like ten feet down to the nearest street. So that's the
best I've ever seen. I have had ghost touched me. I've had little
kids grab at my pants or my legs, and I felt a few of
them like brush me behind on my back when I'm in a room by myself,
or in a room where I can see everyone around me, so no
one's behind me, and I'll feel like brushed that behind me. So I've
felt them and possibly seen them. But the most effective method I've used is
this thing called the ghost box. I don't know if you've heard of.
It's where it like cycles through the radio channels and you can get words out
of it. Oh yeah, yeah. And we do this one called the
Espes method, where you like put a blindfold on and you do noisecanceling headphones
and you plug into the radio. And we've gotten names that we were able
to do research and confirm after the fact we're actual people in the town.
One of the ladies we got her name is Lydia in Virginia City, and
we actually found a gravestone the next morning in the town cemetery. So I've
had some pretty wild stuff happen. Oh my gosh. What Okay, your
your Instagram is on our screen right now, but go ahead and tell us
what your Instagram is and the kind of things that people can see on it.
Yeah, so our instagram is your metaphysical world. I do occasionally put
some of the ghost stuff on. Of course, we are the parents of
four kids, so we don't always get to run around and do all the
ghost things as much as we like, but whenever we do, I'll put
stuff up there, videos of us doing sessions. I also do a lot
of like witchy stuff on the side too, so I'll do some readings for
people, you know, candles, that sort of thing. So you can
expect to see a lot of like spooky you're around spooky content, you know.
I recently went to a psychic and she just read my tarot cards,
right, But she told me a special thing to do. She said,
if you want to keep somebody away from you, you write their name and
read on a piece of paper, put it in a plastic bag, fill
it with water, and stick it in the freezer. And I put my
co host because he was being a brat one night. I'll make him chill
out right totally. And it worked. He didn't show up for an event
that we had planned. It cool and it's working so far with the other
people that are in my freezer. Well, you might be a witch.
So I'm a witch, a psychic and a sensitive. Oh my gosh,
that's my new calling. Anyway, Mary, I know it's late, you
have four kids. Thank you so much for staying up late with us,
and thank you for your advice. I can I keep your number just in
case something pops up unexpectedly? Text if you need to, okay, do
this Frankinsonson mrr. And if you still feel like there's something creepy in the
house, the absolute kick them all out is salt water. Can you would
just walk around here house and you put salts in the corners, or you
mix it with water and you just kind of flick it all over and I
will absolutely kick anything out. And then you just have to verbally say you're
not welcome in this house. You need to leave. You're not supposed to
be here. Okay, they have to follow the rules, so they will,
they'll leave, and just don't ever say I think the ghost is back,
because that'll let them write back in. Oh my god. And Mary,
if if Laura does call you and mentions my name, just tell her
to chill out in the freezer. Exactly. All right, good night,
very thank you, you're welcome. Thanks for having me. You'reome guy.
Oh my god. There could be a portal in my room. That's where
the portal is. That's where the portal is. Great, it's like Poltergeist.
Well, we're gonna we're gonna go up there and everything's gonna be swirling
around and the closet door is going to open. Well that's the way it
did look for a while, just because I was so my room became a
mess. Today I started to clean it. She's gonna say they're here,
but she's talking about the all the stuffed animals she's getting in her bed.
Exactly. Oh my gosh, my room looks. It looks like a fourteen
year old, No, a twelve year old. Girls. It does because
of all my squish mollows that I love so much that he uses pillows.
I know it's embarrassing. I can't ever bring a guy here. No,
hell no, I will never be able to bring a guy to my house
house. She's gonna, she's gonna when she calls me and says, hey,
can we switch houses for the night, I'm going to be like,
no, you want to come spend the night. You want to have an
overnight, Let's have a family, spend the night at my house. Good?
Oh see, No, You're gonna be like, you guys can stay
here, and then I'm going to go to Eric's house. Yeah. Eric's
house is nice. I'm not staying here. You just said you would.
No, I said, no, I'm good. Oh I thought you said
oh I would. Oh oh. I was like, I was kind of
surprised by that. Nope, is the battery out in your hearing? Aid?
Well, I know you know what? Afterwards had contacts too. She's
seen the ghost's headphones for so many years. I think I am going a
little bit deaf. Well, how loud you blast them? I don't blast
them that loud, but when I've been wearing I've been wearing headphones for since
I've been twenty two consistently, so I think that might have some effects.
It's a shapen skull now too, oh, like a dent in the top
of it. Probably probably try out, Brian. That's probably why you believe
in ghosts, because you've got a dent in your skull. No, I
am now a psychic and a sensitive. You're definitely not a psychic and a
witch. I'm all the three things A bit a wish. Oh my bad
heard that. That's what she told me, and I'm going to believe her.
So you guys watch out. You know what, You're gonna need to
churn it out. I'm afraid if you're a if you're a psychic, you
should just be able to get rid of the ghost yourself or communicate with them
or something. No, psyche, don't communicate with ghosts. You know that,
you know what. I don't know. I don't know any I don't
know anything. A very good psychic if I really, if I could,
you know, you're gonna have to turn out my headphones because I know it's
bad, barely turn them down. But I noticed it. Okay, Oh
that's good. See that's good. I forgot what I was gonna say,
oh boy, oh no, oh okay, Brian, bring it on,
dude, what wild card? What's up? All right? You said this
could be a dead now, or that we might not want to do it,
or I'm going to need a second, So talking amongst yourselves. Okay,
So are you on Friday? Are you gonna you're gonna go to the
opening ceremonies? I am? And are you're going to walk the full twenty?
Yes? No, you're not. We well that's where we're playing.
Are you going You're you're gonna peel off and like lunch, probably at the
Valencia Hotel you're going to start? I am. Oh the Leva Lens.
Yeah, oh yes, but that's really cool that you guys. How big
is the team? I'm not sure it's I think it's a pretty good size.
We need to move over. Okay, call of Laura eating anything I
did, because I you know, I don't like anything. I was watching
the video of Oh can we talk about Emily's party? Oh yeah, that
wasn't a blast. Yes, I love her family so much. I know
Emily Arvis, who used to be on the show with us on Jeff and
jer and is now on the show on rock one oh five to three is
just so successful. She just turned forty and we went to her party at
her sister's house. And her sister has this glorious house with this great backyard.
They had got an awesome band, so much and Eric and I left
before the act. They everybody went to they were going to go to a
bar, yeah, or some bar crawl, but it was just all her
high school friends were there. So much fun. And yes, her family
is She's very lucky. I love her, We love Robert. Yes,
yes, there we go, Robert. It's amazing the free Okay, there's
two candles that candles are back. Bloody candles are back. Now, this
is interesting. Why am I going to be pouring hot wax on Laura's body?
Oh my god? Oh? I was on you guys know wiki how
is. I've seen the word, but I don't really know what it is.
Please explain. Wiki how is a great website for finding out the wrong
way to do things. And I was curious about how to do something,
so I searched up on Wiki how and I learned something that I am going
to pass on to you. This is a neat party trick. So today,
you guys are going to learn how to extinguish candles with your fingers.
Oh no, yeah, what does burn? For a second? Okay,
oh shit, it's completely safe unless it hurts or if you do it wrong.
Laura, you do it first, it's just fire, so it's not
that big a deal. Oh okay, do you just take it? Okay?
What's the party trick? Do you just kind of touch it and wait
for it to go out? Wait? But but you said there was a
special trick to it. Oh yeah, thank god, I didn't forget that.
What you're gonna do is you're going to lick your finger like that and
then you're just gonna pinch it. You're not gonna grab it and hold on
to it. You're just gonna pinch it and let go. Okay, do
you do you pinch the actual wick? Yes, the actual wick. Lick
your finger, pinch the wick and let go quickly. You like, you
don't want to hold onto it, You're just pinching it, letting go.
Oh hey okay, oh hey, oh okay. I never so I didn't
actually try this before letting you guys do it because I wanted to know if
it was gonna hurt. But now that you guys did it, and it
clearly didn't. I feel a lot more confident about that. Yeah. So
yeah, if you have candles, and okay, I'll try it. It
it's it's it's just a little scary because you're anticipating the pain. Okay,
let's see a few. Yeah, there you go. Okay, perfect,
all right, well let's see and there. I love it. Okay.
So now next time you're at a party where there's candles, you can ruin
everyone's fun. Oh my god, putting them all out with you and your
fingers. So I'm glad you guys did that before I did it. Wait,
can you explain to me again? Wiki how? No, this is
a this is a website to find out how to do things wrong. No,
No, oh my god, it's you know what. It's the hearing
it's going. I swear to god, you just ruined fun. No,
it's just it's a it's like Wikipedia, but it's how to do stuff,
and like Wikipedia, it's not moderated, so it's usually really bad explanations on
how to do stuff? Is it worth looking through? If you you're focusing
too much on this wiki how part this fascinates me. Those this wiki houses
I've never is this part of the dark web? No, okay, Oh
boy, it's like Yahoo answers. Oh, it's just it's it's just don't
worry about it's unreliable. Is it like Reddit kind of No, that's a
website, you know. Reddit is a cispool of I like Reddit. I
like it when people do polls and stuff. Oh, I have something what,
Oh, Brian, you will be interested in this? Okay. I
was going to do a full on factoid what do we call random facts?
But we're not going to do that. But I do have two about Disneyland.
Oh okay. So back in the day when they opened up Pirates of
the Caribbean, all the bones you saw were real human bones. Not all
of them, but a good portion of them were. There is still one
real bone in there. It's the skull above the bed, that's right.
And it came from I think you see la or the bones came from something.
Yeah. And lately people at Disneyland employees are saying, please stop pooping
in line. That might be my fault. What do you mean, I'm
a kidding? Oh my god. No, it's become such an It's become
such a thing because people don't want to step out of line when you're in
line for four hours for a ride. God, what the hell is wrong
with peopul? Hey, the Disneyland employees get real bitchy if you poop outside
the bathroom, like I mean, like right outside. But there's no stall
that is revolting. No, it's a it's like a thing. It's like
a code. They call it code H or something, code brown. They
should brown. But it's it's happening at disney World and Disneyland because people simply
don't want to literally place. Sounds like it's becoming just an expensive Walmart Disneyland.
You're just a party pooper. Don't say that in front of Don't say
that in front of he also, he is a well known party pooper.
Though. When was the last time you were at Disneyland. Oh, it's
been forever. I think it was probably grad night. We should take a
trip? What we should take a trip to Disneyland? I would go.
I haven't been to Disneyland. You would like it. It's Disney's fun.
It's fun when you're older because you appreciate like the nostalgia of it, and
and like the like the downtown when you walk first walk in the little town
and Main Street, Main stre Yeah, and then of course Pirates of the
Caribbean. That ride is so incredibly cool. Did did you know that?
I was in the ride one time, way back in my career with Jeff
and Jerrett. They I got to go into the room, the costume room
at Disneyland, and they dressed me up like a pirate and I and they
took me through this like back these back hallways through the ride and I got
to sit on the bed, you know, the bed and wave at people
way. It was part of a thing, and it was one of the
coolest things I've ever done in my life. I would love to. I
would love My dream is to is to get is to break down on the
Inn Jones ride midway through and have to walk back through the rest of the
ride. I think that'd be so much fun. Oh. I always pray
it breaks down when I get on it. That big ball coming at you,
that thing, oh the boulder, Oh you had me at ball coming
out? Yeah, Well it's just one though, so something's around there.
It would be like lance arms strung running at me. Coming up next week?
Is that? Oh my god, Look, I'm trying to like gloss
over this whole ball thing. Okay, up in that boulder and it's ready
to go right to probably too. Oh my god. Next week is Thanksgiving
week. Yes, So our first episode, we have a guy on named
Betto Perez. He is on ninety five point seven and he's also on Rock
one of five to three, but he's also really involved in the community,
so he's he's going to talk to us about that coolest guy ever. And
then we have our Thanksgiving episode where we talk about what we're thankful for.
Yes, and we do this every single Brian, damn it. Listen your
assignment. You have an assignment next week. I'm listening. You are going
to write out a letter and just to our listeners and our watchers about what
you're thankful for. I want you to read it, and I want you
to be serious, and I want you to really dig deep, dig deep.
Okay, lor It's not that that of show. Yes, it is
times. It is sometimes like on date think about Thanksgiving. Okay, you
know I'll do it right now. Okay. I am thankful for WICKI how
which taught me how to uh put out candles with my fingers, which I
was able to teach to to old people, so you can't teach dog new
tricks. I am. I'm thankful for Disneyland. No, thankful for my
family. I'm thinking for my real family. Are not your podcast family and
me? I'm thankful for Eric. Without me, there'd be no Sorry,
you're interrupting. I'm talking about what I'm thankful for. That's it. God,
Oh my god, get out of here. We're done. We're done
you guys. Oh my god. Wait, we got to log out,
but you gotta take off your headphones first. Why does take them off?
What are you gonna do to me? We're gonna log out a different way
tonight. I don't trust you. It's gonna be hilarious. This is why
I'm thankful for Eric. Are you gonna Are you gonna touch me? Lean
close to me. We're gonna say it out of the same mica. Oh
god, why love your podcast? I'm supposed to end the show now or
something. I love you, my sweet babies. You guys, see you
next week. Love you, Thank you so much for watching. Bye.
You are so weird.