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Oh my goodness, Hello y'all,
we're over here in your ears. Oh,

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welcome back to candy Chat. We're
so glad to be back with y'all.

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I hope we didn't startle you or
surprise you, but we're here to

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delight you. That was close,
share was tab Well here I am using

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my fun, my fun, truncated
version of your name. When we haven't

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properly introduced ourselves, let's do it. I'm Betty ever Saw and I'm Ta

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the Hutchinson. Hi. Hello,
and I know what you're thinking. Wait

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a minute, what holiday could they
possibly be celebrating? Now that's right,

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I am. I'm also trying to
figure out what all that popping and crackling

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is in the background. Well,
let me start by saying, no,

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we have not watched too many episodes
of Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman, and

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Gone Native. Can Can one watch
two minute Doctor Quinn? No, it

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can if you start believing that the
Native people, in their savage ways are

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better than Christianity. I see see. I think that that one guy who

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toes the line of frontiersman and Savage
is just dreamy with his locks. I

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do not disagree that. Indeed,
one of God's finest creatures. However,

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I'm saying it is a gateway drug
the same way marijuana is a gatewaye gateway.

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This is television show as a gateway
drug to the great beyond the dark

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rain and a thousand years of blood
and tar raining down upon burning our flesh,

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burner, flesh. Oh my goodness, but this isn't like that.

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This is now our flesh may burn
because, as you may have heard a

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step listener, we're with a camp
fire. It's the first time we've had

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a guest on our podcast. But
this guest doesn't get a microphone anywhere near

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it, does it, Tabitha,
We're only we're only working off one mic

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tonight, everybody, I thought i'd
be nice and offer our guests and microphone

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that our guests took a mile off
the inch I gave it, so whoops,

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a daisy. It's a daisy.
So what we are celebrating is summertime,

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outdoor, camp fire fun. Yay, Fun's fun to say. That's

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how you know it's fun. You
know when you're out there and maybe it's

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a maybe you're on your your Bible
school studies, you know you're you're you're

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camping out at the church and the
Bible mobile or mobile a Bible circle.

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I can't tell if that glorifies the
Lord or something. Fat Albert's friend wrote

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around town. I think he can
do both. But I'm optimistic, and

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that's what I love about You've tab
You always are looking for the brat's side.

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That's right. I think it was
fat Albert's friend Moped who wrote it

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around I think his name is Nush. Now. So what we're doing tonight

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is everything's smre. We can't get
enough mores. Literally we can't because the

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name just says smare more. Now, give me small quick question, tab

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more. Do you put the apostrophe
in there? And I've seen it both

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ways. Sometimes I'm in such a
hurry to write or even in my own

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head visualize the word as to say
it, that I don't put it in.

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I just say smart not some more. I can hear it. Yeah,

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I put the apostrophe in there,
but I say it like there ain't

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one in fact, to tell you
the truth. I think it's weird when

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people say some more. I do
too. It's like saying somemoans. Stop

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saying both of those, toad.
It's just weird and made up. It'll

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make you. It's a gateway,
say some moans. I'll tell you what

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that. Dwayne Johnson is just as
sweet as Kenny himself, but he is

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a gateway drug. I thought his
tattoos. If you look at him into

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a mirror, they say, Ozzy
Osbourne is king. Did you know that?

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I did not know that? And
I was that all the way through

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Hercules. I watched that and it
was in a church bolt and I read

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it as it says Ozzy Osborne.
Well, my husband dragged me that told

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Hercules in the movie theaters, and
I thought there was something wrong when we

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were the only ones in there.
But I set through it all. I

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mean it wasn't hard to sit through. I mean, he has a Samoan

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god in all. But they covered
up his tattoos. They do such a

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good job with them, with the
makeup. That is the perfect Dwayne Johnson

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to me, a Dwayne Johnson who
has not violated his extraordinary flesh for vanity

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m A few few too many,
few too many lines on the forehead.

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For me, that was that was
weird. He didn't have that in real

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life. Well, I don't know. It's a it's a fancy hat smores

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is what we're talking about tonight.
You say so, and boy do we

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have s'mores. Lots of people think, oh s'mores. I think I understand

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that you're you're wrong. Yeah,
stop it, just just be quiet for

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not at all. Stop it.
So hush smores. You know you think

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Graham, cracker childcolate marshmallow. Yeah, and you're done, which I suppose

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if you did not have any imagination
or interest you could be. You're right.

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Oh um uh, some canvass,
some paints, some mona la.

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So I guess art's done. I
guess it's all over. Stop everything wrong,

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that's so wrong, y'all. Good
thing. There's so many brave people

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out there still making art, and
some moors with different recipes. So what

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we've done is found a bunch of
different recipes and even created our own.

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What even created our own? Oh
I heard you the second time. So

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what we're bringing you tonight are some
regular smores just you're running the meal,

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yep. And we got some fancy
smores. Oh these fancy smores, I'm

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not kidding. Two of the ingredients
we're not even available at Pigley Dog.

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We had to go to all about
foods. To get the fanciest parts of

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the recipe that we could. And
I was terrified the entire time we were

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in there that they were gonna say, you're not fancy enough to be all

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about foods. Get out. Yeah, I thought they were gonna because it

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seemed like people were eyeing me in
the aisles, and I thought they were

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gonna say, you're some about foods
exactly some I had it already on deck

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and I was looking around and everyone
who's there. I mean, I don't

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know if they're indecent or they just
finished working out, or it's right next

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door to a gym, but everyone's
wearing sport bras and those those those tat

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pants, and everyone's drinking open a
water before she paid for it and was

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just sipping it like it was just
iced tea on her own back port.

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Wow. You know, the shame
of it consumed me. Somebody was walking

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around through there with a little glass
of wife think was beer. I think

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it was did you tear well?
They were drinking it was in the public.

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Jokes on them if a police officers
in there, because that's that's that's

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a federal prisoners going to federal prison
for that, and you know what,

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not a policeman in sight, my
goodness. But you know who was inside

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Jesus. Jesus saw it all.
So every time they're not getting away,

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I wish that they would make a
CSI or see stands for Christ. That's

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right, Christ, scene investigates you. That's right, Jesus. Can we

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see who was guilty? Enhance?
Enhance? Why enhance? I think it

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is. I think it's this gentleman
right here who committed the sin of glutney

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in public. Yay. But then
like some nice piano music instead of that

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crazy guitar. Oh, that would
be such a fun show. Or organ

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music, you know, and I
and I something from the hymn book.

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Well, what if I made a
T shirt out of some Sharpe's and an

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old T shirt from your husband that
says CSI, Christ's seen. It's so

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easy to do. I think you
should do it. That's a good idea.

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What are we eating tonight? Smores? Oh? Yeah, so store

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bought Smores, fancy Smores store.
That made me so nervous. Yeah,

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And then then we're gonna have some
some s'more like items. These are things

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that anyone can make out of the
home. Maybe you don't even know you

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have some more fi sins right now. Maybe we're gonna we're gonna just gonna

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get right up in your mind and
we're gonna plant some dynamite, and then

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we're gonna make the railroad come through. And the railroad's got smores for lunch,

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and then we got budget smores for
you. Oh and I'm telling you

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I have for these smores. Get
ready, because if you go on a

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vacation of any kind, these are
smores that will not cost you a single

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dime? Can you believe it?
A free smore belief in Obama's America?

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I can't believe it. Well believe
it because I found a way to do

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it, and Lord knows how long
we'll be allowed to before they shut that

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down too. They're putting cramped cameras
up everywhere, you know that, and

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they're just gonna fly in our backyard
and bomb everything. So I don't I

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don't need drones with cameras because Christ's
seen it. That's right, Christ seen

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investigation. Oh but it's Sean,
it's a homophone. I apologize small christs

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More investigation. How about that?
That's a fun one, and that way

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they can eat smores and they can
investigate some more. Mmmmm, I see

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what you did there. Okay,
well I'll tell you what we can do

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well. And one more thing.
We got surprised moors. For my goodness,

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I am going to tamp Tabitha.
What yep? And I believe Tabitha.

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I think this is a fair way
to do it. We're gonna do

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a blindfold tap a taste test.
That's right, that's right, that is

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right. I'm gonna I'm gonna blindfold
you and I'm gonna give you this more

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that I make, and you're gonna
do the same. So let's just stop

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talking and start and Joe hading some
sweet, delicious camp fire goodness. Mm

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first, up, old faithful,
So we've got regular old honey Graham,

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Graham crackers, hershebar and camp fire
marsh millers. These look so good I

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know I'm gonna end up wearing it. Oh my goodness, this has this

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has melted just perfectly, bottoms up
rolling. Mm hmmm, it's so goody

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morning, I'm tab the marshmallow is
going down my throat, yet's tea in

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in my mouth at the same time. Oh that's good chocolate. But gosh,

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this marshmallow is just chewy. I
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pickle, a dog nappin tab on
my hot mouth. Hell, hang on,

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let me run back to the car. Got some wet wipes. How

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are you so clean? M hm. You can never discount the meltability of

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a hershey bar. Oh my goodness. Even in the midst of eating that,

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when I thought I was imperiled for
my life, all I can think

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of was this is delish ass.
Oh my goodness. I was just dropped

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off in the middle of a sweet, chocolate and wonderland, but where I

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couldn't breathe well, and your only
compass was a marsh meadow, Oh my

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goodness, on a raft of Graham
cracker that was at one point digging into

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my roof of my mouth, but
I couldn't stop it. But then the

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marshmallow was wrestling my tongue to submission, until the chocolate just started to slide

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into my throat. It was amazing, and then it tapped out. Oh

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a classic, and everybody loves it
regular old smore. What now, well,

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I'll tell you what now. One
thing I want to let all our

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listeners know. Now I've been told
on good authority that in the year twenty

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ten, Smoors legislation was passed that
allowed, if you can believe it,

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a peanut butter cup to take the
place of the chocolate. What that's right,

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it's completely legal. I could walk
through all about foods with a peanut

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buttercups Moore in one hand and apparently
a whole pipe filled with heroin and cocaine

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for me to smoke in the other
because there's no law in that place,

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and I could only be arrested for
having the cocaine heroin pipe because a peanut

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butter cups Morris totally illegal and a
completely viable option. Well, thank you

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listener, Danielle. Well, thanks
Danyelle. Glad you listen. M M.

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Please don't try any Gateway drugs or
Dwayne Johnson movies. That's right,

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And be careful with that. Doctor
Quinn medicine woman, Yeah, a slippery

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slow You can get pulled right in
there by by old what's his name,

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the frontiersman with the heart of gold
and your chest hair I call it,

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and the shoulder length hair of sin, doctor chest hair, doctor chess here.

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Well, let's just doctor on doctor
Quinn apparently. Yeah, she's a

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doctor and a medicine woman strike against
Oh now what is next on this amazing

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trip? I think we've bopped the
regular mezzanine tickets, but it's time to

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enjoy this opera from the box seats. Tabitha. I've got my special white

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gloves and those tiny useless binoculars,
and it's time for us to live the

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high life with high class fancy smoresc
smores. This is like the Toby Keith

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to Smores. They're fabroge Smores.
Now, I will tell you, Like

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most expensive things, these are extremely
delicate and highly unstable. Like one of

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them electric cars. You always here
about blowing up and burning people. Today

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I know to electric, Thank you
very much. I do not want my

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family roasted alive in a little toaster, even on wheel. All right,

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now, what are we enjoying here
for our fancy, high quality top shelf

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smores. Now, I'll tell you
what the marshmallow is jit puffed fluffy luffing

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ruff. The Graham Crackers not Graham
Cracker. It's ginger sna apps from Hannah

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Goodness, Sanna's Ginger Snaps. And
then the chocolate is from Dagoba. Wait

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where Yoda lives it's excuse me,
doesn't Yoda live in Dagoba. Who's Yoda?

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He's from Star Wars. I keep
telling you to watch it, but

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you're like, I'd rather just watch
three hundred again. You know, I

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Star Wars on TV, three hundreds
on all the time. So I don't

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know who you're talking about. But
it's Dagaba chocolate and some and I think

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it's it's chot alotto. It's dark
chocolate. Talking ridiculous. It's dark chocolate

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with chilis and and naps in it, chili is and naps, nap naps

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or nips or something. This is
ridiculous. I'm a cholo pissed. Nah,

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bet eh, you haven't even tried
it yet. Tried I'm fancy.

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It cost a lot of money.
And is there snails in this? You

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have to tell the truth. The
snails. They don't have snails in South

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America or wherever it's from. Okay, well it's time to eat it.

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Then, Okay. There's chocolates,
Well it's cacao. H oh god,

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everything in this cookie wants to hurt
me. The ginger is real, snappy

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as ginger thing, but ginger.
The knaps wherever they are like like chocolate

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landmines in my mouth. It's hot, like a like like one of them

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and chilis and a hot cheeto,
And I would expect the marshmallow to cool

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it off, but marshmallows checked out. It's like it's it's on a break

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or something. I think it's smoking
a cigarette in the alleys what it's doing.

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And Chatelato is just having the run
of the restaurant. Come back,

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Marshmallow, you have a job,
Marshmallow. There are people waiting to be

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seated right now, Marshmallow, wash
your hands before returning to work. Marshmallow.

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Child Alottle's picking its nose and then
making fried and mushrooms in the back.

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Don't let it, Oh lord,
oh child Aladdle makes me want to

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reach for the bottle high Fancy Living. You can keep it. I can't

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believe I spent ten dollars on that
at all. About foods, Oh well,

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you know what, You have to
be drunk to buy it. Of

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course they're letting you drink while you
shop there. It's ridiculous. It's like

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a Las Vegas of affordable foods.
Who would have thought putting chilies and chocolate

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was a good idea? Oh,
I can tell you right now, Tabitha,

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I will be burping that in bed. Oh day, good bye child

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aladdle. Never buy a chocolate from
a Yoda, I think. I'm I

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don't know what you're talking about,
but I'm gonna second it. Oh my

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goodness, Yoda chocolate, no good
m hmm, looks I could pull this

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taste straight from the swamp. Oh
see, you're on do it all that

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follow that memory, tab I don't
know what you're talking about. Don't fight

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it, just just let it overwhelm. You get off my back. It's

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like I'm carrying you around the swap
and doing flips or something. Oh my

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goodness. Well, maybe I do
not have a refined pallet. Or maybe

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people who are rich are just so
bored they ate things that taste like they're

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trying to punch them in the tongue
because it makes them feel alive. Succeeds

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no well. From the lofty perch
of the box seats to the nosebleed section

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where only pedophiles can watch, it's
time to try our no costs s'mores.

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Yeah, when you're on a budget
and you want a smore real bad like

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most of us do. Here's the
way to go. Imagine you're on a

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fun weekend and you stop at a
motel. Now, any motel will give

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you a free tiny tube of toothpaste
if you make enough of a scene at

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the front desk. That's right.
And what they'll also do is leave a

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little Andy's candiment on your pillow.
M hmm. Now that hotel, I'll

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bet you dollars to donuts, will
also have a lunch soup. They will.

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You don't get a full continental breakfast, but you get a lunch soup.

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And that soup will come with tan
oyster crackers. Now I hope you

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know where this is going, everybody, because oyster crackers, uh, pillow

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mints and toothpaste. That is a
no cost s'more. And that's exactly what

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we have here, what we have
and we mean it. We're not joking.

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We say that we're about to eat
oyster crackers and andies mint pillow mint

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chocolate with toothpaste and toothpaste because it's
no cost and you've got to have your

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s'mores. And now I have to
say what everyone's thinking, why not don't

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why not just eat the chocolate and
cut your losses? Because where because you

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want some more, because where's the
fun you want? So you're gonna make

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it happen. What if? What
if Liam Neeson calls and says, you

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stole my family, but you can
keep them if you give me a s'more

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and you just look around the hotel
at what you have on hand. This

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is perfect for that exact situation.
That probably gonna gave me a DVD.

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I watched what was it? It
was? It was? It was called

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Took. Oh did somebody get took? Yeah, the whole family did.

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Then Liam Neeson um fought wolves to
get him back. Oh, I fell

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asleep. Well I heard that.
That was a pretty good movie, all

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right, didn't he also didn't he
also fight Yoda in that? No,

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No, that was a different movie. Liam Neeson and Yoda were friends at

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one time. Although they were friends, they were friends. Okay, well

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here we go, Tabitha, Okay, living la vita broca. That's really

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clever. Yeah, that John a
lotta got to your brain a little.

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Oh my goodness, maybe it kicks
started something in fight or flat response.

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So oyster crackers, Andy's thin mints
in toothpaste, toothpaste cheers. It's not

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near as bad as I'm horrified to
say there it is just kicked off.

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Oh, there goes the troop.
H m h um, oh, there

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it goes roh. My goodness.
That lured us into a false sense of

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some civility, and then it then
it punched us. Well I call this

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when winter is coming. You hear
in your mouth? Do you think four

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five dentists would recommend or no money
smars? I think five out of five

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dentists punch us in her faces.
Oh directly, we have our emergency milk

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waiting here for it. Nothing.
Lot of the ways your sins like milk

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and toothpaste sins are the worst.
Oh Miami, Oh my goodness. Well,

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you know when you're on a budget
and you just have to have it's

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more that'll do it, that'll satisfy
the requirement. Yep, that that will

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that will make you not want a
s'more? No more, no, no

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more smaller. Well, I wonder
what's next on our list of s'mores.

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Oh well, I'm glad we didn't
save that one to the end. Oh

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my breath, my breath is just
mint you fresh. I have the breath

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of a woman barely hanging on.
This is one of my most trying episodes.

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Betty, Oh, I know what
you mean. But you know what

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this is why it's candy chat.
We are pushing it to the very furthest

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boundaries of sweets consumption. So you
don't have to that's right. Anyone could

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just eat some skittles and sing yan
yan Yeah, tasty, tasty taste.

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Damn na nah taste the rainbow I
just did. No, we're really pushing

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the envelope. Here's the real rainbow. We're at the bottom right now.

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Now. At this point, I'd
liked to ding dong, Oh was that

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the doorbell? Ding dong tabot?
Oh? My goodness. I couldn't even

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ask if it was even the doorbell
without it ringing again, Dang Dong?

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Who is it? Why? I
believe it's our old friend. No,

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Rustle Stove, how you get out
of here? You get out of here.

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You're not welcome here, Rustle Stover, You've got no place in this

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podcast. You go on and you
get in your your mud your turnip truck,

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you turn it around and you go
home. I've just been hurt by

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you so many times, Rustle.
How many times are we gonna go through

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them? Oh? Rustle, I've
missed you so much Rustle. I'd like

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to say, I can't stay mad
at you, Rustle, but I can.

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Well here, so we're showing up
with waving all in our faces.

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This time just a straight up Russell
stover some more. What does that mean?

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It's an individually wrapped two graham crackers
and a chocolate covered marshmallow rectangle.

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I mean, I imagine this is
the sort of smores that soldiers had to

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eat in World War One. I
don't I don't know if they handed this

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bad, I don't know. But
on the other hand, I guarantee they

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didn't use chocolatto. Oh yeah,
you know they didn't. They didn't use

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chocolatto, and they didn't use toothpaste. Oh my goodness, were standing me

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here? You know what after that? I don't care if I open this

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up and it's another another darn Hickey
coconut nest. Coconuts. We don't want

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them coconut nest. This, I
mean, this just couldn't look any prettier.

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It's as standardized asmar as you could
hope for. It looks like a

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block of them. It's a military
issues smore. Right now, there are

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people that are in the rack that
are eating these that's right on the front

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line, so we have to support
our troops. No, I mean the

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icest people. They've been like stealing
all of our supplies. They're probably just

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eating them. Oh, i've been
reading CNN all day, CNN. Why

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are you reading now? I was
kidding. I don't read. Oh well,

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let's try and see what this tastes
like. I wasn't kidding up lately.

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What nothing, tab guess let's taken
by to this and hope it's not

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burning their mouths should be a microwavey. Yes, well, it's in plastic

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and it's shining, so it's like
metal. What it exploded? I don't

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know. I'm I'm not Thomas Citizen. Well, this is as close to

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our original delicious smar as we've gotten
so far. They've got no heart in

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it. It's a soul of Thetomaton
of camping treaty. It just lacks something

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life or something I don't know.
And it's like those movies I watched sometimes

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where a person gets their soul taken
and they don't think nobody notices, but

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everybody notices. What movies are you
watching? I don't know, Left Behind?

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Maybe Russell, If that's all you
have to offer. You can just

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stay in purgatory or wherever you're coming
from. Once again, Russell Stover tries

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to serenade us like a siren,
but his off key wailing only drives us

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away from the cliffs. That's right, well done, Russell, we just

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avoided catastrophe. Oh with your bland
wasteland of a smore, congratulations, your

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wildly mediocre. I felt like I
was just sitting there in a blasted landscape

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waiting for godot of taste. I
think that Chodlalo is still talking. I

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don't know about you, but my
goodness is wait, is this one of

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those things that's gonna make us hallucinates? Chot alotto Mexican for payote? Because

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I can't go down that road again, tab I can't go down that road

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again. Tab I think I can't
go down that road again. Tam think

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we ingested too much of it?
Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness,

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what else do we have? Oh
my goodness. I just don't feel like

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I could eat another smore me either. So that's too bad, because it's

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time to tempt Tabitha. That's right, Tabitha, I've got a ten Tabitha

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s'moores edish in I thought coming,
and then I chose not to believe it

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was coming. You know what that
sound is? No, I'm hoping it's

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just more crackers. That Miss Hutcheson
is the sound of inevitability. Wait,

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you've been watching named Kunta Reeves movies. This is Hutchison. Oh No.

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What I have in my hand is
a box of off brand frosted s'mores naturally

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and artificially flavored toaster pastries known in
some areas to rich people as pop tarts,

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although these are not named brand pop
tarts because Piggley Dog does not play

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games with major corporations. That's why
I but love Piggli Dog. I love

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Piggy Dog. I've got so many
points on my own block card. Oh

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that is so good to hear.
So there are six toaster pastries inside this

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box, and I'd like to see
eat them all all six. Now,

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I'm gonna tell I'm gonna do a
little bit of help. Here's one now.

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Seat. This is another example of
the nanny state federal government. Yeah,

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you pource the milk, you're gonna
need that. That could save your

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life. The nanny state federal government
saying, oh, you should only have

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two of these at a time.
Why why do that? It's not the

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box is a single serving. We
all know that. I think. I

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don't know if you want to eat
them individually or just stack them all up

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like a big Smore burger. I'll
try it. State mandated two at a

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time and see where that gets.
Yeah, play Obama's game. Why don't

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you just help him do it?
Why don't you just lay down? Oh,

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I've got an idea. How about
you vote for the Green Party.

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I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I like to fun. I like

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the fun. Ralph Nader got a
hater. I'm gonna tell you, Betty,

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I'll give it. I'll give it. The old almost went to college.

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Try, but I'm not. I
don't think I can make it through

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six of these. Boy, Well, we'll just see what happens. Are

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you gonna time me or is it
just until a stop until a fall over?

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Well it's a tough call because timers
are difficult, and I don't think

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you feel like force feeding yourself.
So we'll just go and tell a throw

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up. Yeah. I didn't want
to say it. It sounded mean when

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I said it. In my mind
sounds real to me. Here, all

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right, I'll soothe you with some
music. Okay, I can't show you

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the world time ning Sammrie slanter,
Damn me, damn. Now you let

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your heart desire. Don't you don't
screw me up? Don't you dare?

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Close your mouth? A new fantastic
flavor time, so many smarts to know.

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So you've got four ago, you're
only at the beginning. Oh,

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oh my gosh, you didn't even
hate these up for me. I've never

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put a pop tart and a toast
my whole life. I ain't gonna start

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now, keep singing, Oh new
war a Shimley Wonderland of Milk? What

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Himley? It's from Heart of the
Rings. I always thought they should be

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friends with Disney. I can't keep
going. I don't know what she means,

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the Shimley running lamp do, Where's
me? Do? What for?

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Broto and Randolf the Wizard. I'm
feeling kind of Shimley right now. Oh

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now, come on, step it
up, tab stop. Oh I'm you

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know why I'm changing I'm changing tracks
on this pump up album. Dig a

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dig and dig and digg a pump
pump pump plump plump, plump, pump

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pump pump plan. I the Tabitha
plump plump, pump pump plump, plump,

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plomp PLoP plan Eat them up,
Eat all these smallers, drink your

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milk eating the pop tarts. Ain't
gotten a time for your giggles and snorts,

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Just a Tab and her well to
her. So many times you've eaten

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too fast. Now you must eat
those for glory. Don't lose your grip

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or they'll fall in the milk.
You gotta fight just to keep your hand

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dry. Tab's got the eyle the
tiger, and she's giving snacks a bite.

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I'm halfway done with the first two. Oh my god, this is

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like Lord of the Rings's just a
whole movie. You're eating too pop tarts?

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Are you gonna be my Sam?
Are you gonna be my Gollum?

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Make your choice, Betty, you're
being altogether too precious with those pop tarts.

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Now I see who we'd become.
As you've made your choice. Just

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put the one ring on him and
make him invisible. Time for you to

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say uric by Petty. Well,
I think you should just stack them up

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and just lose your damn fool mind
on him like like a berserk chimpanzee that

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someone foolishly kept as a pet.
They're all just ticking time bombs. My

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life's become a Salvador Dolly painting.
Yeah, you look like one of those

398
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:40.640
uh clock faces that's melting on a
branch. I think I failed. Well,

399
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:44.920
that's why Obama puts him two at
a time. I mean, okay,

400
00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:49.759
I apologize, Federal government. Apparently
there is a limit to what a

401
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:53.160
human being's body can take, and
it's it's just two. It's just two.

402
00:33:53.920 --> 00:34:00.359
I didn't even finish two. Yeah, you couldn't even get I'm sorry.

403
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:04.839
I hope that you can sleep tonight
because that pump up music I was

404
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:10.519
singing to you is pretty powerful.
What's the second verse of that? I'm

405
00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:14.679
not gonna keep singing if you've stopped
eating. Okay, that's the deal,

406
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:16.960
all right, Well, goodness,
say, you looks like I failed that

407
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:20.960
one. Oh my goodness. You
know, no one fails if they give

408
00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:23.199
it. They're all in tabitha.
Judging by the look of agon I suffering

409
00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:28.079
on your face, you have been
pushed to the furthest limits of human endurance.

410
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:30.800
Well, amen, you just toss
back that milk plunk it was sweet,

411
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:37.000
sweet liquor. Well, we've taken
a short break in order to come

412
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:44.000
to the thrilling final conclusion of this
amazing summer podcast. Oh my, I'm

413
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:50.760
currently sitting scared to death with a
blindfold on, awaiting the final mystery is

414
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:55.960
more of the night for me,
And I'm currently sitting blindfolded, scared to

415
00:34:57.360 --> 00:35:02.599
death awaiting the final history s more
for me. That's right, We've each

416
00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:08.000
made a mystery smore for the other
to try. Lord, we were really

417
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:13.159
trying something new out of a realm
here, doing some mysteries, hushing the

418
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:17.960
boundaries beyond any common sense or good
idea or even entertainment value. I mean,

419
00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:22.199
we already did that with the toothpaste
more. But that's okay, that

420
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:27.239
was just a fever dream. I'm
I'm even gonna tell I'm not even gonna

421
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.320
put that in my diary. It's
it dies here, okay. But of

422
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:35.480
course then I can never learn from
it later. Oh well, catch twenty

423
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:37.920
two for you. Well, I've
still got a good four hours before I

424
00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:42.440
need to decide. That before I
go would have been my goodness. So

425
00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:46.400
how are we gonna do this,
bet eh? Since you're still coming off

426
00:35:46.519 --> 00:35:51.639
your your pop tarts overload. You
should probably I should probably eat nets.

427
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:57.559
Oh that is so, I'm so
hungry. All right, mine has just

428
00:35:57.679 --> 00:36:01.599
been roasting on the fire and it's
extra hot. Oh, terrific skaldings.

429
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:07.719
Okay, here we go, handing
it to you. It's the correct You're

430
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:12.039
right and down a little okay,
and I'm gonna go forward. You just

431
00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:19.280
lean a little bit, keep on
leaning. I'm meaning there's a microphone stopping

432
00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:22.880
the forward progress. Well, I'm
leaning and you you lean. Meeting me

433
00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:29.760
halfway in the river Jordan. Now
I wait to describe what's in it before

434
00:36:29.840 --> 00:36:32.360
you actually take or see you take
a bite. First of all, I

435
00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:37.960
can tell that this plate is warm. Second of all, I'm gonna smell

436
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:45.840
it. It has no discernible odor
whatsoever. That is the problem your mischiefs.

437
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:50.760
More could be a fortune, or
it could be a zonk. Who

438
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:54.800
know? Are you going for it? I'm going for it. It's hard.

439
00:36:54.960 --> 00:36:58.519
I don't when you don't know what
you're picking up, it's hard to

440
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:00.639
pick it up. There you go, feels like I got a good It's

441
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:07.000
a square that a grip. Just
make sure that you put it all over

442
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:08.719
your drawers. Don't want it.
Okay, here we go, Here we

443
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:12.280
go. Is this something I should
take a bite out or I just didn'thale

444
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:15.039
it. You take a bite out
of it, Be careful, it might

445
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:17.679
still be hot. It looks a
little gooey. Oh go away, all

446
00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:24.199
right? Oh my god, did
you get zomped? No, I'm getting

447
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:30.960
painted butter, painted butter. That's
legal. It's a it's a racy cop

448
00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:37.159
I'm with with some cake frosting.
That's that's just cream flavored cake frosting.

449
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:45.800
And it's all betwixt two Chessman's Pepperidge
Farm Chestman's. Oh those are fancy.

450
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:51.760
This was a delicious tree. Oh
congratulations, you didn't get zomped. I

451
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:53.519
did not. You didn't zomp me. And thank you, Tabitha. You're

452
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:57.880
a terrific human being. Yeah,
well, come, that's time for me

453
00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:02.519
to return the favor. Oh well, I'm scared. Usually there's there's at

454
00:38:02.599 --> 00:38:07.320
least a balance of zons to to
winnings. I swear, I have no

455
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:09.719
idea where you're getting this word zone
from. Oh, let's make a deal.

456
00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:15.719
Wayne Brady, who used to be
Monty Hall on daytime television right before

457
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:20.199
Bowling and beautiful, Okay, Doky
all right, all right, now here

458
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:22.840
we go. You could probably you
could probably look now, Betty, no

459
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:28.000
I am. I mean the time
for my blindnesses is over. Now I

460
00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:32.079
need you to lean forward. Okay, Well that was that was so easy.

461
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:36.840
Yeah. I felt like I was
crossing the river Jordan and giving years

462
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:38.840
to you. There you go,
Oh you found it. There's a there's

463
00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:44.360
a spoon in mine. You got
a bowl in a spoon. The spoon

464
00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:49.559
doesn't want to come out it sure
don't. Now you should be careful where

465
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:53.360
you're holding that bowl. You may
want to just just lower it a little

466
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:58.119
bit because of the microphone. There. You gotta go to the side.

467
00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:05.079
That's perfect. Now you just go
ahead and and just now you're gonna have

468
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:08.679
to really force the spoon into that. I'm using the spoon as my eyes

469
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:14.480
and I'm just poking around in here. It's a very rocky terrain. But

470
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:21.239
the spoon sometimes sticks in like a
goo. What is it? What is

471
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:25.519
it? So I should just dig
in? Just go for it? Does

472
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:30.679
this work? Hold on? Wait? Okay? Okay, open wide,

473
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:37.119
very wide, super wide. That's
ready? Is that enough? Yeah?

474
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:45.119
Go for it? Oh? No, m hmmm, Carl, Well,

475
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:55.079
I like the cereal that's hovered and
jet puff marshmallow sweet. I'll tell you

476
00:39:55.199 --> 00:40:02.880
what you're enjoying, my d constructed
malec their gastronomy a smaller. It's fluffing

477
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:12.119
a bowl with Teddy grams and chocolate
chips. Go ahead and look at it,

478
00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:17.360
tab gaze upon me the face of
your destroyer, not at all what

479
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:22.639
I expected, and get somehow comforting. Yeah, it's up. It's just

480
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:27.760
a bowl full of mouth glue.
Wow, it kind of looks like a

481
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:31.079
bowl full of real glue bluff.
Now I had this. I had another

482
00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:36.360
idea because while I was at Piggy
Dog, I saw that you can buy

483
00:40:36.599 --> 00:40:40.000
marshmallows that are for hot cocoa,
but they're like the dehydrated crunchy kind like

484
00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:44.960
that are in cereal. But it's
just marshmallows. M I wasn't gonna get

485
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:49.199
those golden grams and cocoa crispies and
mix them all up into a bowl of

486
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:52.039
cereal, which I think would be
a great idea noun it's good. Then

487
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:55.159
I found the fluff and fell in
love with it. There ain't no stuff

488
00:40:55.239 --> 00:41:00.119
like fluff. Mmmmm, I might
just keep eating. Well, that is

489
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:07.480
just the highest praise you could ever
have mmmmmm love crispies. It's like the

490
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:15.920
milk congealed into a glue and the
telegrams all died, But they gave their

491
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:22.320
lives for flavor, didn't They pooped
their bants and it all turned into a

492
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:29.199
delicious concoction in a bowl. That's
a strange narrative. Tab Oh my goodness,

493
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:32.800
Well, I can tell by my
blood sugar indicator that it's time to

494
00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:38.440
say good night once again. Are
we gonna? Are we gonna rank these

495
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:44.239
smores at all? Uh? Yeah, you're right, see blood sugar.

496
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.599
First thing that goes is sequential cognition. Second thing that goes, it's all

497
00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:53.000
my knowledge of murder, she wrote. I'll say top of my list was

498
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:59.679
easily the secret s'more you made for
Oh, go out. I mean the

499
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:04.840
jasmine. It says class sophistication with
a rich, buttery, crispness that I

500
00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:08.639
cannot deny. It's the secret is
how simple it is. Oh, it

501
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:15.079
was glorious. And of course the
peanut butter from the recycups. Oh what

502
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.840
a what a delightful turn. I
had no idea I was foreshadowing my own

503
00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:22.920
future. Did you go? Did
you? Did you? Are you in

504
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:27.199
cahoots with listener Danielle. Nope,
don't lie to me, Tabitha. No

505
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:35.760
coincidence ya, Jesus loves coincidence is
my favorite. One was the bowl full

506
00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:39.079
of tedipoops. Oh, we are
in love with our own creativity. I

507
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:49.239
give second place to old Faithful.
Old Faithful, don't bring men, take

508
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:54.599
a badsm and make it batter,
Tabitha. Would you like to try my

509
00:42:54.679 --> 00:43:02.760
blood glucose meter? Nope, I
think everything's fine. Hell U, so

510
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:07.280
I agree with you on that one. I think below that I would put

511
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:13.519
the Russell Stover's. Sure. I
wanted to kiss in the mouth from an

512
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:15.559
elegant, rich lover, but what
I got was a pick on the cheek

513
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:20.280
from my ugly cousin, Russell Stover. I don't know who keeps telling him

514
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:22.880
what my address is when I move, but if I find him, I'm

515
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:27.159
gonna snap him in the face.
I'm telling you, Russell Stover, he

516
00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:30.880
just will not leave us alone.
He haunts our every episode. At least

517
00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:35.440
it's not a coconut s'more, that's
all. I'll bet you. There was

518
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:38.119
something in there somehow. It's like
he's got some deal with Big Coconut big

519
00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:42.960
coconuts, all trying to tell me
how to live my life. I'm lied

520
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:46.719
up with Russell Stover in a six
dungeon. They're all just tied up and

521
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:53.320
wearing leathern But well, well,
you know, see Russell Stover does that.

522
00:43:53.599 --> 00:43:58.280
Probably these teddy poops do it too. Behind that I have to tell

523
00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:02.199
you. I know it's it's un
the toothpaste when yeah, exactly, I

524
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:07.480
was gonna say it is uncouth to
say so, but honestly, the toothpaste

525
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:12.360
was honest. It said, hey, I made out of a bunch of

526
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:15.639
things you have stole right, and
and this is the best I can do,

527
00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:21.679
and I respect it. It is
what it is now the quote unquote

528
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:27.360
high class more Wow, it was
like that time I fell riding a bicycle

529
00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:34.079
right onto the bar. Indeed,
it was a betrayal. It's like,

530
00:44:34.360 --> 00:44:37.800
if if that's what it's like to
be fancy, I don't want to be

531
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:40.880
right. I'm gonna go burn all
my fanciest dresses so that no one ever

532
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:45.000
thinks that's what I want to eat
with. Those restaurants are it's five hundred

533
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:47.320
dollars and the guy just walks up
and hits you in the teeth of a

534
00:44:47.400 --> 00:44:52.119
steel pipe. I think that's what
happens. Oh my goodness, Oh are

535
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:55.719
you thirsty. Here's a bottle of
carbolic acid, you idiots. That'll be

536
00:44:55.800 --> 00:45:00.920
a five million dollar bell. Please
go getting your electric car, ye idiots,

537
00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:05.719
No wonder all these politicians have faith
teeth. Oh my gosh. It's

538
00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:08.400
just ridiculous, because I went to
that restaurant. It went to that restaurant

539
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:13.039
because they can. It's stupid and
they just do it to be seen.

540
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:19.719
Our fancy is is good old Hershey
mmmm, candy is fancy enough for me?

541
00:45:20.119 --> 00:45:22.440
That's what I always say. If
it ain't that fancy, you take

542
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:27.039
it to the dancy, that's what
I say. I wish you'd stop because

543
00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.920
it confuses me. Okay, it's
better than your earlier time, that's true.

544
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:36.199
But hey, at least it rhymed, and that's better than I've done

545
00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:39.880
at times this evening. So there
you have it. That's that's some moores

546
00:45:40.039 --> 00:45:44.880
for you. Take that to the
old camp fire and shove it. That's

547
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:51.239
right. Thank thank bang. I'm
not eating any more. Pottok bank Bank,

548
00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:55.360
I ain't gonna do it, bank
bank, Bang, Well, thank

549
00:45:55.440 --> 00:45:59.800
you so much for listening. And
we can't wait to see it, because,

550
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:02.800
oh my goodness, the holidays are
knock knock knocking on the door.

551
00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:14.800
They are knocking on it, and
we're gonna have some very oh my goodness,

552
00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:19.119
I just passed out, and we're
gonna have some very sweet child of

553
00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:23.480
mine. Well, I have an
appetite for destruction, and we're gonna invite

554
00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:30.800
you into the jungle of taste.
Mm and we'll be We'll be back sooner

555
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:35.760
than those cold November rains. That's
all I can think of. What have

556
00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:43.239
I played that out? Next big
Holiday, Louis, Oh my god,

557
00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:46.920
and I swear I am still haunted
by the grim specter of scream eggs running

558
00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:52.320
down your chin. I think it's
embedded in your wall, so it's forced

559
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:58.400
to replay it's grizzly scene time after
time, forever haunting, for ever,

560
00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:05.679
hungry for this episode of candy Chat, I've been Betty ever saw Hudson.

561
00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:09.360
Goodbye, y'all, good ask hi, goodbye,