WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:05.160 So you know, I'm not always the best at making decisions, like I 2 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:11.880 will spend hours googling restaurants trying to decide between tacos or pizzas. It's a 3 00:00:11.919 --> 00:00:16.600 problem. And when it comes to big decisions that are actually important, like 4 00:00:16.719 --> 00:00:20.160 figuring out what I'm going to do with my life, I'm paralyzed. I 5 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:26.239 need serious help. That's what's so great about Talo, a digital portfolio platform 6 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:32.039 that guides you to college and career opportunities that fit your unique interests. If 7 00:00:32.039 --> 00:00:36.439 you've got questions about what college to attend, what to study, or how 8 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:40.560 to break into a specific industry, Talo is the place to be. 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I rewound and made Dyl watch that part 17 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:55.359 because I was like, Michael Sheen knew exactly what movie he is in, 18 00:01:55.480 --> 00:02:00.200 and he's giving us what we're here for. Lee hates too. Yeah, 19 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:08.000 well this movie it was not as bad as Breaking Down Part one. Okay, 20 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:10.400 yeah, we're doing Breaking Dawn part two. We didn't even say that 21 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:15.000 yet. Okay, yeah, we're finishing our Twilight rewatch, well not really 22 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:21.879 rewatch, but like we're finishing Twilight two months with Twilight Breaking Dawn part two. 23 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:27.840 And if you would listening to our Heart episode about the first part, 24 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:34.080 that one was full of body heart. This one like it just transcends, 25 00:02:34.199 --> 00:02:37.879 like at parts it's really boring and then at other parts it's really middling, 26 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:44.159 and the other parts it's really good. This movie spent so much time messing 27 00:02:44.159 --> 00:02:49.319 about, like they so much time kind of just fuffing around and not doing 28 00:02:49.439 --> 00:02:53.759 anything. This is this is a group project. This is like a group 29 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:58.039 project that you do with your friends where you guys just fuck around and then 30 00:02:58.080 --> 00:02:59.919 like like last night, you're like, oh crap, we gotta pull it 31 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:04.520 together and there's like so many in jokes, so anyone on the outside is 32 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:08.479 like, what what like what how did you guys think this is going to 33 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:13.599 get a good grade? And the answer is, we just we had to 34 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:15.919 get it down. We just had to get it in under tadline. It 35 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:19.759 doesn't matter. I do. I do want to say, uh in teen 36 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:23.560 girl talk, just in general news. Something coming down the pipeline eventually, 37 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:27.479 but something I'm very excited for. I have literally no idea what you're talking 38 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:29.360 about. Well, I just found this out. I want to suppise we 39 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:34.639 film the podcast who Surprise Okay, you know the Good Girl Guy to Murder 40 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:37.719 series. Yes, of course I do. I still have the last book. 41 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:38.280 I have to read it and give it back to you. I will 42 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:43.960 do that this week. I've been thinking about it a lot. The main 43 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:47.240 character. They're going to make a BBC series of it. Amazing. Also, 44 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:51.400 it would be very funny if the surprise was that this was a call 45 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:55.280 out that I still have your book. Now I need to give you the 46 00:03:55.319 --> 00:04:01.000 deep. The main character is going to be played by Emma Meyers, who 47 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:06.080 she played Enid on Wednesday. Get Audie here. That's perfect. She does 48 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:11.400 seem precocious enough to be a teenage like basically a Nancy to your teenage detective. 49 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:15.680 Yeah, and once again to find love and to find I almost said 50 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:19.639 a big, big spoiler from I think the third one. Uh so I 51 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:24.560 will not say that. If you have you wrote her the third one, 52 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:28.560 I guess it's the second one. Okay, Yeah, but yeah, also 53 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:34.519 give Nancy to her gun again. Yeah, alright, gonna hear both fairly 54 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:38.240 and a gun. But if someone is gonna have a gun, it should 55 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:43.439 be Nancy True. Yeah, that would be I would join the NRA and 56 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:46.680 then just go to every meeting and be like, why does the Nancy True 57 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:47.920 have a gun? And they're like, you have a gun? And I'm 58 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:53.959 like, Noah, they're disgusting, Like, but a girl detective needs a 59 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:58.600 gun. I'm like. Her boyfriend, Ned is so dumb, Like every 60 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:02.279 time I call him to ask him about what he thinks about a case, 61 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:05.399 he's like, oh, geez, Nancy, stay safe, and I'm like, 62 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:10.240 Ned, you done. I don't need you to tell me that I'm 63 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:15.839 a girl detective. Yeah. Sometimes he's hanging out with her best friend and 64 00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:18.240 I'm like, Ned, why are you and best friends? I can't remember 65 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:25.720 the name of spending so much time together. I mean, he suspicious still 66 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:30.120 is like losing his mind because we've been playing the Nancy Drew computer games and 67 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:33.240 like I think sometimes we'll hit a wall and I'll be like, oh my 68 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:38.120 god, I guess we should call Ned, and inevitably every time, Ned's 69 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:42.519 like, I'm no help at all. I like the idea that Nancy Drew 70 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:46.879 is just the Dale Gribble team detective. What do you mean? Okay, 71 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:51.839 say more? We how Dale is constantly just like not painting to the fact 72 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:57.439 that his wife has had like a twelve year long affair with John redcarn Well. 73 00:05:57.519 --> 00:06:00.879 Yeah, I mean, honestly, in the last computer game like we 74 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:04.279 played, I thought the twist was going to be that Ned was messing around 75 00:06:04.279 --> 00:06:09.360 with the best friend because somehow, and like these games were made in the 76 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:12.959 nineties, so like three way calling was like not really a thing, so 77 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:15.240 they had to just be in the same room. And I think there are 78 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:17.879 points where there. I mean, it's been over a year since we've played 79 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:21.639 one of these, but I think they're like passing the phone back and forth 80 00:06:21.680 --> 00:06:26.920 between each other, and I'm like there's too much camaraderie. I don't know 81 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:30.360 how much of it is platonic. I would also just want like one of 82 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:33.920 the Nancy, one of the bad guys gets away in the Nancy Drew book 83 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:38.759 or movie or whatever, and it just cuts to her shooting her gun in 84 00:06:38.839 --> 00:06:42.879 the air, like the end of point blank point break. Yes, I 85 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:48.879 mean again, I'm pretty sure my nra plan will definitely work because, like 86 00:06:49.319 --> 00:06:56.639 if anyone has seen the movie Miss Sloan, it opens with Jessica Chastain meeting 87 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:59.759 with the gun lobby and they're like, we want to get women into guns, 88 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:03.759 and you know, like basically changed the story and domestic abuse. It's 89 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:08.759 like a very gross scene. But imagine if that man walked in and he 90 00:07:08.839 --> 00:07:12.519 was like, we want to change the story on guns for women, and 91 00:07:12.959 --> 00:07:16.720 we know they love Nancy Drew. So our backdoor plan is give Nancy Drew 92 00:07:16.759 --> 00:07:21.199 a gun again. Yeah, there's a good essays like, wait, how 93 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:26.920 how are you so wealthy? Who are you talking to that they gave you 94 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:30.000 this idea? Yeah, so okay, let's get into it where you get 95 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:32.519 to our to date, which I'm very excited for. And I've been prepping 96 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:38.000 for all week and I have not prepped at all because I forgot I floated 97 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:41.639 this idea, so I will be flying by the seat of my pants like 98 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:46.720 so many defendants who decide to self representing court. We've been watching a lot 99 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:51.560 of court to you, right, all right? So we open up with 100 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:59.360 Edward talking to Bella so many mumbles. So I thank god I had the 101 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:05.279 caption because literally the first were spoken in this movie are I was like, 102 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:09.639 what and it was him sing so beautiful, but literally Robert Pattinson cannot get 103 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:13.680 his body to do the things he needs to do to get a paycheck because 104 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:20.279 he clearly is so upset to be there. So it's like and she's like, 105 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:24.879 I was like, why is anyone saying open your mouths? You have 106 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:30.560 to move your lips when you are speaking. Everybody is speaking with their teeth 107 00:08:30.600 --> 00:08:35.759 clenched. They keep every time Bella and Edward kiss, they pass several marbles 108 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:41.159 between themselves. I mean that would keep it interesting, because oh my god, 109 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:46.039 what a snooze fest. Like I don't blame these actors. I can't 110 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:50.559 imagine doing four of these movies in four years. That sounds awful. But 111 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:58.399 at the same time, like the new vampires in this one are like showed 112 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:01.799 up for the rodeo they're like, let's go, and the people who have 113 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:07.000 sat through four these movies are like, I just need to send this just 114 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:09.240 has to end. There's so many more wigs this time. It's all so 115 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:13.080 bad, so so I want to get into the whigs. But like it 116 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:18.679 does remind me of Steven Spielberg when he was making Saving Private Ryan. He 117 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:24.440 sent all the principal actors to like a boot camp and they had to work 118 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:28.879 and like, you know, do everything soldiers had to do, all of 119 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:33.759 them except for Matt Damon. Oh my gosh, right, so they like 120 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:37.039 resented him. Yeah, so he got to come in like the last week 121 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:39.519 and like they're all tired and miserable and he's like, hey, guys, 122 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:43.200 what's up. I'm fresh from LA and they're like you piece of shit. 123 00:09:45.000 --> 00:09:48.080 Yeah, They're like, HATA can't wait for you to get last. So 124 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:56.279 they in this one they have styled everyone so much worse than in every other 125 00:09:56.559 --> 00:10:03.440 Twilight movie. Everybody looks bizarrely air rushed. Yeah, and it's really strange. 126 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:09.120 And did they I didn't see the horrific redesume in this like like, 127 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:13.320 at what point does she look like where her like eyes are so much bulbous 128 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:22.639 in her head. Did that was the doll? Um And they apparently reviews 129 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:26.159 on the doll, like after first looks, everyone was like, absolutely not, 130 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:31.559 we can't with this doll. And there is like a Forks museum now 131 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:37.879 that you can visit, and um, they have the actual doll, like 132 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:43.960 they have different like, um, not souvenirs but collectibles from the movie. 133 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:48.440 And somebody donated the horrible doll. But because everyone kept touching it, they 134 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:54.120 had to PERPLEXI around it. I've heard reports that like people like it fucking 135 00:10:54.159 --> 00:11:00.559 moves. Yeah, it's also believed to be deeply haunted. So they moved 136 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:03.279 on from the doll. It's played by an actress that they just smear a 137 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:11.879 lot of CGI on and I I don't know how they thought they were going 138 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:22.639 to get away with the relationship of Jacob fawning after this child because go ahead, 139 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:24.960 no, well, I was gonna say, we'll get to it, 140 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:28.159 because they do something that's even worse than I ever imagined in this movie. 141 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:35.399 So, I mean, after Bella and Edward mumble at each other a bunch, 142 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:43.080 She's like, let me see my baby. This timeline is inexplicable because 143 00:11:45.159 --> 00:11:48.919 we as the viewer have had a year since the last movie, but I 144 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:54.919 guess a matter of minutes has gone by and someone cleaned her up. She 145 00:11:54.159 --> 00:12:01.519 just looks fine. Before we get into it, I do, you know, 146 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:03.279 have to say the trigger warning of we are going to have to discuss 147 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:09.279 grooming in this episode? Oh for sure? Um, I don't think and 148 00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:13.120 just because it's it's Twilight and we had to talk about the stupid wolves, 149 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:18.519 Um, there might be discussions of spousal abuse and partner abuse. So I 150 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:20.840 just want to put that out there. But it's yeah, this might come 151 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:28.960 up in conversation. This movie is hugely problematic. Like it's shocking that this 152 00:12:30.120 --> 00:12:33.919 was seen as sort of I wouldn't say all ages because it has a PG 153 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:41.240 thirteen rating, but definitely I don't remember it being perceived as happily as it 154 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:46.360 should have been. Yeah, well we didn't. We weren't really having that 155 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:52.399 conversation back then, you know. I feel like we were so kind of 156 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:56.600 uh, I don't know how to put it, Like at this point, 157 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:01.159 we were so jaded by all love the Twilight that had come out that it 158 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:05.480 was like, well, Twilight is doing something completely unconscionable, And I was 159 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:09.960 like well, yeah, I guess that's sort of their lane. So whatever, 160 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:13.240 why are you telling me? Who cares? Grass Rose Birds Fly? 161 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:20.200 Twilight is problematic, Yeah, because it's like it went into a completely different 162 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:28.399 lane. So okay, So Bella is now conscious. She is like showing 163 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:31.679 me my baby, and Edwards like you might eat your baby, so we 164 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:33.960 need you to hunt, and she's like, okay, cool. We get 165 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:41.759 a prolonged hunting scene with bella senses are heightened, so they show us this 166 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:48.320 by like super zooms on a bunch of things happening. And what I realized 167 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:54.279 after watching this film is that this type of editing, with like the super 168 00:13:54.320 --> 00:14:00.399 close ups and the quick cuts and the zooms, became very pop killer and 169 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:05.480 like YouTube and vine and TikTok editing. So when it happens in this movie 170 00:14:05.480 --> 00:14:11.039 and it's supposed to be serious, it comes off so goofy because it's really 171 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:13.440 employed a lot of the times, as in like a reveal, like a 172 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:20.320 joke reveal on social media. What's even dumber is that nobody can just none 173 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:24.080 of the vampires can just exsit a scene. All of them do the like 174 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:31.240 the turbo quick run, like it's so funny, like here's the thing. 175 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:37.000 The Flash can run fast enough to like break time or whatever. He doesn't 176 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:41.440 do it all the time. Sometimes he just walks. We like because well, 177 00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:45.200 I have always said that if I could be like a Dragon ball Z 178 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:48.039 character, I would mainly use it for comedic effect, just like say a 179 00:14:48.039 --> 00:14:52.960 really dumb statement and be like, so they're turn super sayan fly away, 180 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:58.080 because it's really funny to do that, And it's just so bonkers when they're 181 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:03.559 just like okay and then they blur quick runaway and like, okay, cool, 182 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:09.240 it's portrayed. Makes no sense. Why does she see a flower open 183 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:13.600 quicker? It would actually look slower because she's moving past it so quickly. 184 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:22.080 Yeah. Um. And the thing is like, like you just imagine if 185 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:24.360 like you finished talking to somebody and then they just sprinted away from you. 186 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:28.679 I would not feel good about myself after that. I mean, if I 187 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:33.559 already knew they were a goofy vampire, I don't think I care. But 188 00:15:33.720 --> 00:15:39.159 I mean the crazy part is they like have tell Charlie that she's a vamp 189 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:41.639 and he'll he won't be here for the rest of the movie. So I 190 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:46.480 mean, I don't even know why. I maybe contractually he had to have 191 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:54.240 a speaking part or like appear in it or whatever. But it's like the 192 00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:58.679 front of this movie is stacked with like a bunch of happening, and then 193 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:04.480 the middle us like meanders along. Because in the first ten fifteen minutes, 194 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:11.159 Bella gains consciousness as a vampire. She finds out she hunts for the first 195 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:18.799 time, stops herself from meeting human, finds out that Jacob has imprinted on 196 00:16:18.840 --> 00:16:23.000 her daughter wants to fight Jacob. They tell everyone they're going to have to 197 00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:30.519 leave town and say that Bella has perished. Jacob says that's not possible, 198 00:16:30.679 --> 00:16:40.600 that Charlie is living in hell goes and like exposes his secret to Charlie, 199 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:45.000 but in a way that makes Charlie even more nervous, because Jacob says, 200 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:52.080 things are different. I need to show you what's going on here goes nothing, 201 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:55.120 And Charlie's like, why are you taking your clothes off? What's going 202 00:16:55.159 --> 00:16:59.519 on? Please stop? I think he literally says Jacob, please stop, 203 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:04.200 and so Jacob strips down to his boxer briefs and then turns into a wolf. 204 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:10.720 Terrifies. Charlie tells him Bella is not a wolf, but she's had 205 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:15.240 changes. They bring Charlie to the house. Charlie's like, hey, what's 206 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:18.920 up. Bella's like nothing, I'm good. Here is our adopted niece. 207 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:26.920 And Charlie's like, okay, cool piece. I'm gone from the series after 208 00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:30.759 this. By oh, there's gonna be a Christmas where the child will look 209 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:37.599 like she's you know eight um And yeah, also, I was trying to 210 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:42.279 text Susy about renesme and excellently said her name was Reness Mess and that's what 211 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:47.000 I want to call her from now on. Well, the completely crazy part 212 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:53.279 is that Jacob has given this child, this infant, the u nickname of 213 00:17:53.480 --> 00:17:59.799 Nessie, and Bella loses her ship and says you are calling her the Lochness 214 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:03.279 monster, and it's like, Bella, that is the least your problems. 215 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:11.359 Yeah, his shitty nickname is very far down on the list of like not 216 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:18.200 great stuff happening right now. Yeah, well let's talk like those of the 217 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:26.559 problems I'm talking about number one. Also, um as May and Carlyle give 218 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:34.240 Bella and Edward a cavin and this is not important. This is totally just 219 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:37.279 a suck up time. It doesn't matter at all, and we have to 220 00:18:37.319 --> 00:18:41.480 watch them have like a super awkward sex scene. Yeah, I just want 221 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:45.160 to point out like that this is like we're the wealth porn. It's even 222 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:51.079 like at its most egregious, because they're like, look at this spacious closet 223 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:56.119 that's basically a bedroom with so many purses and so many clothes, And I'm 224 00:18:56.119 --> 00:19:00.160 just like, you guys don't see people like you see each other. That's 225 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:03.039 it, Like, what is the point? All you need is a few 226 00:19:03.079 --> 00:19:07.960 onesies? Like why why are they wearing onesies around the house? Because the 227 00:19:08.039 --> 00:19:12.519 onesies are because zuzzie. If I didn't have to leave my house for more 228 00:19:12.559 --> 00:19:15.759 than like, you know, an hour, Like if I had to leave 229 00:19:15.039 --> 00:19:18.400 the house for like maybe an hour, maybe two hours ago, hunting for 230 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:22.599 food, the minute I got through that door, for the rest of the 231 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:25.039 twenty two hours, I put it on a onesie, and they're gonna be 232 00:19:25.079 --> 00:19:27.880 different. Not easier though, because then you just have to strip it off 233 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:33.440 every time. What I'm saying is like i'd wear something comfortable. I don't 234 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:36.880 need designer clothes if I'm mostly hanging around the house and hunting in the woods. 235 00:19:37.519 --> 00:19:38.839 I mean, first of all, they have so much money that it 236 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:45.799 doesn't matter that they're just going to spend them money on garbage second of all 237 00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:51.880 onesie impractical. You know, I say this as a person that considers rompers 238 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:56.319 every year. And then it's like, yeah, okay, yeah, you 239 00:19:56.359 --> 00:20:00.319 know what, we'll talk about the ridiculous wealth, because now that I'm thinking 240 00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:03.359 about it, that ridiculous wealth makes no sense that they would only hunt deer. 241 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:07.240 Well, you're telling me they can't cut a check and get some fresh 242 00:20:07.240 --> 00:20:11.200 blood in here, even animal blood, Like nobody's gonna care, Like, 243 00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:18.319 no, not at all. I mean remember that doctor m colin is bringing 244 00:20:18.359 --> 00:20:23.119 home bags of blood from the hospital constantly. Yeah, I mean that is 245 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:30.160 like some super privilege if I've ever seen it, like just carrying blood out 246 00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:36.960 of the hospital in a briefcasee vampire like it's for personal use. Vampire Academy 247 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:42.319 was not great for a lot of reasons, but the concept that they had 248 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:48.799 people who were willing to donate their blood basically to the vampires was really smart, 249 00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:55.319 like and it showed like a really good like like you know, I 250 00:20:55.359 --> 00:21:02.160 remember there's a scene where the vampire the head or not like the special vampire 251 00:21:02.359 --> 00:21:04.319 that's you know, better than all the rest's basically the avatar. But that 252 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:08.359 doesn't matter. Um, it's like, you know, drinking from this one 253 00:21:08.359 --> 00:21:11.880 girl and she's so happy and she's like chatting away with her, and you 254 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:14.960 know, the vampire's like, oh, tell me more about your life. 255 00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:18.000 S a sip. Yeah, I'm like this is cool, this is what 256 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:21.839 it should be. But no, we have to do this dumb thing. 257 00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:27.480 It's just like yeah, but um and watch her eid a cougar, mountain 258 00:21:27.519 --> 00:21:33.960 lion or whatever. Yeah, which that mounta lion deserved better. Yes, 259 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:41.279 um, I did not love that part. So now you might be asking 260 00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:47.319 yourself where could the movie possibly go. We've resolved the fact that Jacob's in 261 00:21:47.359 --> 00:21:51.559 love with their daughter. They have a cabin, they're deeply in love. 262 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:57.799 Well, this blonde woman that is upset for reasons I cannot remember she Okay, 263 00:21:59.079 --> 00:22:02.720 I remember, Um, she is one of their cousins. Yes, 264 00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:11.000 um, she was in love with But I'm like, my brains just like 265 00:22:11.079 --> 00:22:15.599 leastrad Lestrada's not lestrad. That's from an rice. Um, the vampire with 266 00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:22.319 the dreads that Jacob killed or the wolves killed in the second movie, they 267 00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:29.240 were in love. He was gonna go like that third Oabella was by herself 268 00:22:29.279 --> 00:22:33.359 in a field and No, you're totally right. It's the second because ghost 269 00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:38.319 Edward appeared to her and was like, lie better. Yeah. Okay. 270 00:22:38.359 --> 00:22:45.279 Speaking of speaking of Victoria's so bad at everything, speaking of Victoria um Or, 271 00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:51.160 the actress who plays Victoria who I don't remember, um I want to 272 00:22:51.160 --> 00:22:55.359 give a shout out for her for coming out at Target for a target like 273 00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:59.079 backing away from selling pride merch and just being like, I guess what Target 274 00:22:59.079 --> 00:23:03.759 ain't getting in my looks like me and me and my non binary child are 275 00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:08.960 going elsewhere. I'm just like, hell yeah Victoria, yes her, um 276 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:15.079 Well, what's funny is the Victoria? So at the end of this film, 277 00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:18.759 as if it was not long enough, we get a review of every 278 00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:25.680 actor that was in every film, and Bryce Style, Bryce Dallas Howard filled 279 00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:33.759 it like the was the Victoria that was murdered in I guess it was Breaking 280 00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:37.279 Dawn Part one? Correct? No, she she was. She took over 281 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:44.640 for Eclipse, Okay, but the Victoria before that, the original Victoria, 282 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:49.240 is the one that got like the little portrait during the montage of like these 283 00:23:49.279 --> 00:23:56.079 are all the actors that you've seen. Yeah, her name is Rochelle yea 284 00:23:56.559 --> 00:24:02.000 E. V R. Okay, what's the name of the vampire the other 285 00:24:02.079 --> 00:24:08.839 vampire? Okay, okay, um okay, And I wanted to say about 286 00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:15.200 the wolf stuff, um, dyl and I happened to be at the Lakota 287 00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:21.200 Wolf Preserve yesterday, which is like pretty cool, and they explained wolves to 288 00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:27.559 us and how the um how is to like basically rally the pack. But 289 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:33.319 what was cute was because these are wolves that have been rescued. I found 290 00:24:33.319 --> 00:24:37.319 out yesterday that apparently it's federal law you can't take a wolf out of the 291 00:24:37.359 --> 00:24:41.440 wild or return a wolf to the wild, like only the government can do 292 00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:45.359 that. Um. I don't know why the government has these wolves on the 293 00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:51.000 radar, but they do. And um, so these wolves that were raised 294 00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:59.359 in captivity, when the owner of the um preserve would call their names, 295 00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:04.240 they would all howel like each recognize their own name and they're like ohh. 296 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:11.440 And the sound carried all over the preserve. So it was pretty cool. 297 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:18.880 You don't realize how mournful it is. Yeah, um, there's a sorry. 298 00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:23.839 I would also thinking that like apparently speaking of the government returning wolves to 299 00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:27.440 the wild, apparently at one point, moose, we're becoming a big problem 300 00:25:27.480 --> 00:25:33.319 in Canada, so they air dropped wolves into the moose's territory to like to 301 00:25:33.400 --> 00:25:38.400 take care of them, just imagining like you know, a bunch of dogs 302 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:45.160 with parachutes on their neck. Like, yes, the thing is as always 303 00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:48.559 with wolves and bears. If they're dangerous, why are they so cute? 304 00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:53.640 Thrown that out there? Wolves are terrified of humans. Apparently if they smell 305 00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:59.440 a human at all, they're like gone, They're just like no, thank 306 00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:03.759 you. Yeah, And they've been maligned in media for years because like it 307 00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:06.960 was like, oh, wolves attack, Like wolves don't attack, they don't 308 00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:11.519 care about it. Oh, they're terrified of humans. Yeah, which makes 309 00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:17.880 you wonder, are is the wolf pack of boys? Are they? Why 310 00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:21.119 aren't they scared of humans when they're in their world form? Not real wolves? 311 00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:23.599 Fake wolves? I mean, yeah, we know they're fake wolves. 312 00:26:25.079 --> 00:26:32.000 Um so yeah, I think her name's Arena. Arena sees um esme doing 313 00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:37.480 sick ups to catch snowflakes. Fly. No, I think she can just 314 00:26:38.319 --> 00:26:42.240 jump. She's just got like a sick vertical jump. Yeah. How much 315 00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:45.960 better with this movie? Band? Have they played basketball instead of baseball, 316 00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:48.599 it would have been very funny, but the baseball is iconic and I can't 317 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:52.720 imagine it any other way. Okay, they would have had to play basketball 318 00:26:52.839 --> 00:26:55.960 inside somewhere. So what they go to the y MCA and they're like, 319 00:26:56.039 --> 00:27:00.640 we got next? People will be like no, what they're just constolat shattering 320 00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:06.079 the back part look at the bajam yeah, or like teen Wolf rank. 321 00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:11.319 What I'm gonna say is vampires play baseball? Were wolves play basketball? Okay? 322 00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:15.880 What do everybody knows that? What do creatures on the black are going 323 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:21.000 play? Water pole? So all right, that's so good? Okay, 324 00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:25.839 hobably not done teen Wolf yet? That seems nuts. Well we did. 325 00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:30.480 We did the serious teen Wolf. Wait, the serious Team Wolf. I 326 00:27:30.519 --> 00:27:32.519 wasn't here for that though, that was you in Kia. I want to 327 00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:36.480 do the goofy teen Wolf. Okay we can. Well, seeing how it's 328 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:40.319 sequel Summer, should we do the sequel to teen Wolf that has Jason Bateman 329 00:27:40.359 --> 00:27:44.039 in it? Yes? Obviously we should. Okay, I mean I think 330 00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:47.240 we should eventually just do teen Wolf. Um, we'll do people do that 331 00:27:47.319 --> 00:27:51.640 for October um because God, you know, God loves them like God loves 332 00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:55.920 Michael J. Fox, and so do I true? Okay, so cool? 333 00:27:56.200 --> 00:28:00.599 Um, now that we've resolved our our teen wolf exceptionalism. Yeah, 334 00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:07.680 so Arena runs away to the VOLTAIRI um, and we don't really see much 335 00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:11.119 of them. Oh no, Like he's Michael. She says like show me 336 00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:18.440 child, Oh my gosh. And then he's basically is delighted that they broke 337 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:23.240 the rules. He's like, whoo, that's very bad. Yeah. Um 338 00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:33.079 and um they basically everybody was like, oh, this is bad because they 339 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:37.920 think, like Arena thinks, um, Renesme is an immortal child and this 340 00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:42.720 okay, And this is the thing. I think this lore that they're they're 341 00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:48.559 talking about here is really interesting. Yeah. Well, Carlile explains, like 342 00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:52.880 immortal children were unbelievably beautiful and people just wanted to take care of them, 343 00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:56.519 but they were stuck at like you know, the mental age of a child, 344 00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:00.960 and they were much more dangerous for that, like one tantrum could like 345 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:07.279 destroy a village and like that is yeah, that's horrifying. That's a very 346 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.839 good concept. It's horrifying. Like you know, Children in the Corn is 347 00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:15.079 a terrifying movie because you're just like, I don't like a Noah monster you 348 00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:19.559 can somewhat fight because like it looks scary and dangerous like fighting a child is 349 00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:22.200 like, you're fighting a child. I don't want to do that, no 350 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:27.960 matter how dangerous the child is, you know. And then so yeah, 351 00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:33.359 like so they drove this really interesting lord it then becomes so abjectly goofy that 352 00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:41.359 I could not stop laughing because they shook like and this is this kind of 353 00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:47.640 the start of another big problem with this movie is the vampire's depths are so 354 00:29:47.799 --> 00:29:52.079 fake looking and so like basically it's just like, are these vampires made of 355 00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.240 glass? Like? What is happening here? So we talked about this some 356 00:29:56.319 --> 00:30:02.359 one of the previous ones where I was like, why did they decide to 357 00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:11.559 make the vampires break like ceramics? That seems very strange to me. And 358 00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:15.839 I think you were the one who said it was because it's so they could 359 00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:23.640 keep their PG thirteen rating by you know, no blood. Yeah, I 360 00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:26.559 mean it was the same thing with Buffy the vampires. The person to dust. 361 00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:32.799 Oh, the name of the vampire we can remember is Laurent and he 362 00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:37.640 was in X Men First Classes. Darwin. That was him, Yeah, 363 00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:45.720 Armando Munez Darwin. Darwin also deserved better, which X Men was that? 364 00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:53.039 Okay, So it's in a montage and like where they're gathering basically the first 365 00:30:53.079 --> 00:31:00.119 group of X men, it's Pixie, Darwin, Havoc, Beast, and 366 00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:07.400 Mystique and obviously knew Professor x Um. His um his skill or his his 367 00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:14.119 mutant power is survival. Basically his body evolves to handle whatever's thrown at him. 368 00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:17.480 Okay, cool, that's a pretty good power. And then Sebastian and 369 00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:19.480 like he's an Omega level mutant, which is basically like, this is a 370 00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:23.720 mutant that could destroy the world if they wanted. Um, Jean Gray and 371 00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:30.839 Storm are basically omega level mutants as well, mum. And then like Sebashian 372 00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:37.480 Shaw pops like some energy down his throat and he dies, and all the 373 00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:42.000 comic book fans are just like, but his power is survival. Yeah yeah, 374 00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:48.599 They're like we needed for the plot. Yeah, and it just she's 375 00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:53.599 it's it's like it was just so annoying. Um it seems like very lazy 376 00:31:53.640 --> 00:32:00.759 writing, honestly. Yeah. So, um yeah, where we're going? 377 00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:07.440 Oh yeah, so the sheer goofiness of this scene. Like so basically Arena 378 00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:12.839 was part of a family who had an immortal child and there you know, 379 00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:16.599 quote unquote mother, Um I was trying to hide him from the voltary. 380 00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:22.519 She was killed. They decapitated her and they make a big flame, and 381 00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:25.839 oh, and we see Jane Dakota Fanning's character walk up to the child. 382 00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:30.400 She's like, oh, it's okay, you know, not so many words, 383 00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:37.599 and you know, they tear off their mother's head and they just kind 384 00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:45.359 of the whole terry tear off the mother's head. And like Michael Sheen is 385 00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:53.000 smiling so hard in this scene. It is haunting, like he is so 386 00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:59.839 delighted by all of the horror that's happening, and hard cut to Dakota fan 387 00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.440 She had been holding the child. We saw a couple shots of her holding 388 00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:08.279 the child and then she throws a doll into the fire and they're like all 389 00:33:08.359 --> 00:33:14.160 delighted about Like oh and I'm like this movie for all of the money, 390 00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:17.680 right, Like a lot of actors that went on to become even bigger actors 391 00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:21.480 were in this film, so you know that it was not cheap, Like 392 00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.880 they really did put a lot of money into it. Rommy Malik is in 393 00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:30.000 this and not really utilized. Lee Pace is in this and has like a 394 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:37.519 little more screen time. It's bizarre how many big names are in this movie, 395 00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:42.799 they're like, we're going to cheap out on the dummy, like they 396 00:33:43.799 --> 00:33:47.880 they could have get taken another like another take of that. Yeah. I 397 00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:53.960 mean, I'm not saying I need to see a realistic portrayal of a child 398 00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:58.119 thrown into a fire. I don't want to see that. What I am 399 00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:02.799 saying is, don't include that seen at all, because it's either going to 400 00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:08.760 be horrifically realistic or gruefully faked. So both ways you lose. But you 401 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:14.039 could you like, if I had to do this on a budget, I 402 00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.320 would not have even bothered with the baby, fake baby, but the fake 403 00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:23.519 child, Like I would have just cut to like I would just I would 404 00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:29.559 have utilized a code of Fanning, like to get some reaction shots cut away 405 00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:34.719 right before, like yeah, you know, our minds will fill in the 406 00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:38.599 bad thing. You just you have d Coda Fanning holding the child near the 407 00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:44.280 flames and like her playcating the child saying it's gonna be okay, It's gonna 408 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.159 be okay. And the next thing you have is them walking away from the 409 00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:52.480 inferno and she's not holding the child anymore. Yeah, and have some towns 410 00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:55.599 people react to it. Well, there's no more towns people, Well, 411 00:34:55.639 --> 00:35:00.880 there are like some of the witches react or vampires whoever. Whoever the group 412 00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:07.280 of women looking angry are have them react to it, because their grief will 413 00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:10.400 be a lot more powerful than us watching the could offending throw a doll in 414 00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:15.199 the fire or a very fake looking head that they just kind of like kobe 415 00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:20.599 into the flames. Oh my god. So after they break off Michael Sheen's 416 00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:22.199 head, I was like, do you think he took that home? He 417 00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:27.480 definitely took that. He like keeps it on his mantle and everyone's like, 418 00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:30.800 can we please like get rid of that or at least turn it away from 419 00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:35.519 the living room, and he's like, no, I got this house. 420 00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:40.320 I will keep my because even the expression they portrayed the head as making is 421 00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:47.840 so nutty. Michael Sheen and David Tennant are really good friends, of course 422 00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:52.280 because of good omens, right yeah, I think stuff before that, they 423 00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:55.719 just because like they're fun British actors, so they get fun British actor things. 424 00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:00.440 During the pandemic, they had a bunch of zoom videos they put up 425 00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:05.480 huh um, and it was just they're so funny, and like this one 426 00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:08.199 where Michael Sheen is saying I was in this and it was like I was 427 00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:15.840 doctor Who. But hey, what how is he? Did he use Twilight 428 00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:19.079 as a flax? No? I think he's something else's looks. I don't 429 00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:23.039 think he wanted to remember this. I, Frank, I one thousand percent 430 00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:27.880 disagree with you. I think that Michael Sheen showed up to play. I 431 00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:30.559 think he knew what Twilight was. I think he knew how ridiculous it was, 432 00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:36.159 and I think he had a ball. No, Like, how many 433 00:36:36.280 --> 00:36:38.360 d's of filming do you think he had to show up? Maybe like five 434 00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:44.440 and five of them, probably in Italy, Frank, five of them in 435 00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:46.960 Italy? Are you joking at this entire movie? It was done in front 436 00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:50.760 of a green screen? No, no, No, I mean, oh 437 00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.079 the second one, yeah, that was probably pretty cool, but like this 438 00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:59.480 was. Yeah, the green screen in this one is absolute trash. It 439 00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:05.039 is distracting how terrible it is. Everything's and this is another problem with this 440 00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:09.280 movie is like this movie introduced so much more lore that is so much more 441 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:17.039 interesting than anything like this movie. This movie is like meeting someone at a 442 00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:22.840 party and they tell you, like the most interesting anecdote you've ever heard in 443 00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:27.000 a party and then they wander away from you to go rifle around in the 444 00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:30.239 chip bowl. So you're watching them and you're like, I know you have 445 00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:34.239 more good stories. Give them to me. And they're like, I am 446 00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:36.599 just gonna touch every chip in this bowl. You're gonna have to wait, 447 00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:37.760 and I'm like, I don't want to wait. Why would you do? 448 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:42.480 Then it's like you neither wait for me to touch every chip in this bowl, 449 00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:45.320 or you don't get the rest of the good story. That's what this 450 00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:51.400 movie felt like. I have to find that one cool Rentorado that haus all 451 00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:55.119 the red and green like specs on it. There's always one the I have 452 00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:59.760 to find the overseason chip. And I'm like, what if someone already ate 453 00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:00.880 it. They're like, well, we're not going to know until I check 454 00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:08.039 every chip in this party size bag anyway. Yeah, And I'm like, 455 00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:12.559 this is what the other movies should have been. The other movies should have 456 00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:15.079 been just like, oh, here's our cousin from such In shows, it's 457 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:21.119 just been a revolving door of interesting characters of interesting powers, yes, but 458 00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:27.159 instead it was this. Instead we got like literally just meandering around the same 459 00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:35.199 like ten miles of woods and like, you know, awful wolves that are 460 00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:39.639 just terrible in so many ways, and like, I mean, the wolves 461 00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:44.880 were like barely in this and the whole conceit of this film that they're like, 462 00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:49.679 well, we need you to bear witness to the fact that the Voltaire 463 00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:53.719 is being inflexible, a thing that they are notorious for, but we are 464 00:38:53.800 --> 00:39:00.840 somehow shocked about. And everyone's like, yeah, I get us all fly 465 00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:07.159 to Forks, Washington for this inexplicably, and we're supposed to believe that they're 466 00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:13.960 all doing this on kind of the largeis of their love for Carlyle or large 467 00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:22.360 Esse large, And I don't buy Carlyle has been farting around Forks for decades 468 00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:27.920 at this point. How is he keeping up both that front and all these 469 00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:32.679 international vampire contacts? I mean, you email, I guess, But Frank, 470 00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:39.960 you think that these vampires like Rammy Malick, just like controlling the Elements, 471 00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:45.840 is emailing with Carlyle boring, asked Carlisle. Szzy, let me remind 472 00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:52.639 you in the last movie, Edward was looking up half human have vampire babies 473 00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:57.320 on Yahoo? Okay, yeah, but Frank, what are they emailing about? 474 00:39:57.360 --> 00:40:00.159 Carlyle's like, well, I live in it down with three hundred people, 475 00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:04.079 there's not a lot to do. My son started dating a human. 476 00:40:04.159 --> 00:40:07.840 It's made stuff really complicated. And basically we've had more action in the last 477 00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:13.800 six months than we've had in the last four hundred years. I'm saying, 478 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:16.760 what's going on is that all the vampires who have been kind of bored with 479 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:23.480 Carlile's dumb updates about his family that never change because yeah, well nobody you 480 00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:28.239 can't accomplish anything as a vampire. It doesn't matter. There's no time limit 481 00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:34.079 on your life. Yeah, Like when they try to do life retrospects, 482 00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:37.559 it's like, well, I don't know because I'm still here. Yeah, 483 00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:42.519 so aging, I'm here, not aging, still going to the same high 484 00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:49.280 school I matriculated again? Well yeah, how hard was aug were this time? 485 00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:54.159 You know, They're like, you didn't acknowledge my eighteenth high school graduation? 486 00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:59.320 How dare you? It's what I'm getting at is it's just like when 487 00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:02.400 a family member start having drama and you're like, I don't get involved, 488 00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:07.519 but I need to hear them updates. Okay, But here's the thing, 489 00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:13.400 Frank, imagine if you had to fight a forks Washington and you live in 490 00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:20.159 wherever, they all live, because I mean it really was like the This 491 00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:28.639 is the Small World ride a vampire representation in this Yeah, these two women 492 00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:35.679 are from the Amazon. They literally after that fella or someone is voiceovering that. 493 00:41:35.880 --> 00:41:38.840 You know, I think it's Bellah that Carlisle is going to even the 494 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:45.519 deepest regions to find an ally, And I'm like, give these women a 495 00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:50.880 fucking backstory? Are you joking? We had to hear from Tweedledee and tweedledumb 496 00:41:51.239 --> 00:41:53.639 on and on and on about their feelings about the voult Terry. Most of 497 00:41:53.679 --> 00:42:00.199 those secondary like cast characters did not even get a backstory. Okay, and 498 00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:05.559 Alice and Jasper just depart the movie midway through. I mean, what was 499 00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:08.920 that about? Yeah, I don't know. I don't think that right now, 500 00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:15.559 or do you think that was like for the reveal that Alice came back 501 00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:20.039 with two more people who were going to give us an exposition, dumb. 502 00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:24.880 I think it was for the revealcause there's no practical reason. Because here's another 503 00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:31.239 thing I was thinking about, Why is every fight about us just running at 504 00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:37.000 each other across the field because it's very cheap to do that. Yeah you 505 00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:38.639 know, okay, you ran to one end of the field, run back 506 00:42:38.679 --> 00:42:46.039 to it again. Okay, here's here's my thing. Have Alice use Carlyle's 507 00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:52.119 infinite money by dynamite, by any matter of explosives and then blow up the 508 00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:59.519 Voltari. So you want Alice to wildly coyote the Vultari. No, I 509 00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:02.239 want every else Wiley coyote the Voltari. Well, Alice is just like, 510 00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:06.840 Okay, they definitely see it there, you place it there, vision change 511 00:43:06.840 --> 00:43:09.000 in, Okay, put some lame mines there. They don't see that one 512 00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:15.960 coming because like there's this episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where this creature is 513 00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:22.119 less like no weapon forged can just defeat me. And she's like, yeah 514 00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:25.239 that was back in five thousand, like BC or whatever. Things have changed, 515 00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:29.599 and then she blows up the monster for a rocket launcher. Oh my 516 00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:35.239 gosh, Okay, that sounds way more fun than what we watch. Yeah, 517 00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:40.199 Buffy just rocket launching someone. Oh. Also that a whole sort of 518 00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:47.000 side quest that Bella takes to talk to the lawyer. Why I know him 519 00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:51.760 as the police detective from Hackers. Bill's been watching the wire. I know 520 00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:57.840 he's on that too, but like, why is he one of those other 521 00:43:57.880 --> 00:44:01.000 really smart actors, which is like, I'm gonna like detectives and other things 522 00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:04.360 where I just get to wear a suit and don't have to get dirty. 523 00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:08.559 I think I have to think so because his inclusion in this was so funny 524 00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:16.079 because he apparently is Jasper's lawyer, which is strange for so many reasons because 525 00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:21.760 Jasper like barely speaks, seems to only go where Alice goes. But in 526 00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:27.119 this case it's the men talking to the men, and he's like, my 527 00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:34.559 client, Jasper. It's the whole thing is so goofy, and he gets 528 00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:37.920 like included in the montage in the end, along with the secondary vampires who 529 00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:42.840 have no speaking lines, which I think is very funny. And I just 530 00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:45.440 want to throw this out there. This movie is an hour and fifty five 531 00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:50.840 minutes long. Twenty minutes of that is just five minutes of his opening credits. 532 00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:58.000 The other fifteen is the end credits. This movie should have been stamped 533 00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:01.039 as we're doing it as we gotta but really, nobody wants to be here 534 00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:09.840 Twilight Twilight Breaking Dawn Part I'm not supposed to be here today. Yes, 535 00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:14.719 absolutely, Like I said I would do this, but that's before I knew 536 00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:16.360 what you were going to ask of me, okay, and okay, So 537 00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:20.920 I just want to talk about the lawyer a little bit about how he's able 538 00:45:20.920 --> 00:45:23.320 to get them pretty, you know, excellent documents. He's been writing a 539 00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:27.039 service for a while. It's like, why can't he just get them? 540 00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.440 Blood seems like a man who knows how to get things, much like much 541 00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:37.320 like Morgan Freeman and um and Sank condemption. I was gonna say, he 542 00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:40.840 very much has like a better call soul vibe. I mean, this guy 543 00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:45.760 probably is just like on retainer from the Collins, you know, just like 544 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:50.880 cleaning up Messa's coming in when they ask like kill something or someone, and 545 00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:52.840 just like, man, you look the other way. Like I would say, 546 00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:55.800 I agree with you, he's a probably better call solve figure. But 547 00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.000 like he's probably just living the good life thanks to let's call up back. 548 00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:05.719 How do you get referred to a job like that? Like Jasper comes in 549 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:13.039 his weird wig looking all like parched and drawn, and you're like, yes, 550 00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:16.360 I'm going to tie my wagon to this weirdo, and it just turns 551 00:46:16.360 --> 00:46:21.480 out that that was the right bet. That he's flushed with vampire money. 552 00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:29.760 Yeah, I don't know, okay, but floor's blush my cash. Yeah, 553 00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:34.679 but it's like flush with vampire money that possibly has ties to the Confederacy, 554 00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:38.480 so it's like super dirty money. But okay, I guess we should 555 00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:45.440 get a long story short. You see a very prolonged fight scene. Well 556 00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:50.320 before that, I want to point out their backup plan, Bella and Edwards 557 00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:57.639 backup plan for Renesme is to send her away forever alone with Jacob. I 558 00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.039 don't want to talk about this. It's so creepy and I hate it it. 559 00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.320 Okay, well, I'm gonna cut that out. No, I can 560 00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:07.519 keep it in because it is a terrible plan and it's creepy and I hate 561 00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:12.599 it, and the movie refuses to acknowledge how creepy it is. And like 562 00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:16.320 I do like Twilight, I hate this part of it. And I hate 563 00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:21.800 the flashbat or the flash forward at the end where we see Jacob the same 564 00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:30.400 age and redesime grown. Because when the man from Brazil comes and says, 565 00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:36.079 I am half vampire, half human and I was fully grown by eight does 566 00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:40.719 that mean that in that flash forward, resume could be eight years old. 567 00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:46.559 Yeah, because that's super unsettling. So that's all I want to say about 568 00:47:46.599 --> 00:47:51.079 that. I don't like it. It really put a stink on the movie 569 00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:55.000 for me, and I really just wanted to watch a bunch of vampires being 570 00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:59.480 campy, and then they made me think about this terrible situation that they put 571 00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:04.559 this child. Yeah, but the book and movie Let The Right One End 572 00:48:05.119 --> 00:48:10.760 fully leans into that and they give knowledge to how horrifying this is. And 573 00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:15.599 I you know, those are both a hard read and a hard watch, 574 00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:20.800 but they're really good. So you know, I'm not always the best at 575 00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:28.159 making decisions, like I will spend hours googling restaurants trying to decide between tacos 576 00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:31.639 or pizzas. It's a problem. 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We're there, like, so, the big problem with 593 00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:01.880 shown an anime characters, at least in the early years, was people like 594 00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:06.840 this move took somebody fifty years to learn. Oh, you learned it in 595 00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:10.960 two weeks because you're so special. Um, except for Demons Layer, where 596 00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:14.880 those kids like, I'm gonna kill all the demons because they killed my family. 597 00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:16.360 All right, cool trained for two years. He's like, okay, 598 00:50:16.519 --> 00:50:22.679 he just trained for two years and got really good, like Batman with brasohol 599 00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:27.440 yeah. Like Batman like took like from like age eighteen to like twenty five, 600 00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:30.199 um, which is still a ridiculally short time for all the things he 601 00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:36.239 learned. I mean, yeah, Batman is like a renaissance man. Yeah. 602 00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:45.039 Um, so like they basically this standoff is just like somebody approaches somebody 603 00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:52.639 approaches um, what's his name name? Vulture r? Yeah, and he's 604 00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:54.119 like, let me touch you. Alright, cool, I've read your mind. 605 00:50:54.239 --> 00:50:58.400 It's all good. I'm gonna figure out a different way for us to 606 00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:02.679 justify killing everyone but Alice. Um, because his his mingle is he get 607 00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:08.679 Alice and to get Edward. Mum, he'll kill everybody else just to pluck 608 00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:15.800 the jewels from the crowd. M So eventually one thing leads to another. 609 00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:22.559 What if it? Yeah, like Arena eventually wants to kill him. It 610 00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:28.599 becomes a huge fight, and parts of the fight are really cool. Rommy 611 00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:32.760 Malock is basically the Avatar because just everybody wants to rip that off. Um. 612 00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:37.960 He can control earth, wind and fire and water. But you know, 613 00:51:38.280 --> 00:51:43.199 do you remember with twenty first day in September, Um, well, 614 00:51:43.239 --> 00:51:46.639 he really opens up a chasm and you see a wolf fall in and it 615 00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:53.800 sucks O. My question about this is he has cleaved the earth. Yeah, 616 00:51:54.480 --> 00:52:00.599 Um, wouldn't that affect more than just the people standing five ft from 617 00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:04.280 the chasm? Really, and also probably would have caused you know, because 618 00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:08.119 volcanoes happen because prip because the you know, pressure just builds up. So 619 00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:10.400 I think if you open it up, a lot of stuff's coming up that 620 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:15.320 shouldn't come up, mostly poison gas, I'd say. Yeah, so that 621 00:52:15.639 --> 00:52:21.679 there seems to be some flaws in that plan. Yeah. Um, And 622 00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:25.079 we get to see Dakota Fanning get fed to a wolf. Um. We 623 00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:31.480 see Carlisle immediately get his head ripped off. Its super goofy looking as they 624 00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:39.000 cut to a shot of Esmey being horrified, and it moved me. No, 625 00:52:39.239 --> 00:52:42.960 Like, I fully agree with you, Like that was the that was 626 00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:46.760 the most emotionally like, you know, resonating part of this movie for me, 627 00:52:46.800 --> 00:52:51.280 because Esmey is just like she's just there, she's just being a great 628 00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:53.599 mom. Well that's what I'm saying. It would have been so powerful if 629 00:52:53.599 --> 00:53:01.280 they use the same technique with the Immortal Child. Yeah. And then so 630 00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:09.440 yeah, the fight continues until Edward Fastball specials Bella into Row they rip his 631 00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:14.599 head off, they burn his body, and then Alice was like, yeah, 632 00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:16.840 that's what's gonna happen. I made you see all that. And he's 633 00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:20.119 just like, Okay, we're gonna take our ball and go home. Oh 634 00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:27.880 wait, no, we brought somebody from nowhere to explain I'm a half human 635 00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:37.239 half vampire child. Technically they're from Brazil. Yeah you know which, Hey 636 00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:42.960 wouldn't the Amazonian vampires know them? I mean, this is the weird part 637 00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:46.239 about all of this, like bearing witness stuff, is it's not like a 638 00:53:46.360 --> 00:53:52.199 hard and fast rule, and clearly it is a rule that Arrow does not 639 00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:55.960 feel uncomfortable with breaking. So I don't understand how they're like, well, 640 00:53:57.000 --> 00:54:00.719 we brought you a guy, so we're good good and the answer is no, 641 00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:08.360 because Arrow is a nut. So I just I feel like this movie 642 00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:12.280 wrote itself into a corner and then was like, oh gosh, what do 643 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:19.360 we do? And this was their solution and it really falls flat. Yeah, 644 00:54:19.440 --> 00:54:23.960 it's it's not I mean, where do we really expect this movie to 645 00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:30.360 go? Where do we expect this series to go? Like, because you 646 00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:34.320 start with, you know, these two falling in love, and then you 647 00:54:34.360 --> 00:54:39.840 just keep introducing more stuff. But it never it never hits a heightened arena, 648 00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:45.239 you know, like it's always just like, oh, the werewolves and 649 00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:49.639 the human and the vampires a hate each other, and you know, like 650 00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:54.559 it just it literally ends up becoming a pain by numbers where it's like, 651 00:54:54.679 --> 00:55:00.800 Okay, everything is good Bella and Edward or in love, Oh no, 652 00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:07.800 there is like an exterior threat. Bell and Edward both make really bad decisions 653 00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:12.760 and then what are we going to do to fix those bad decisions? And 654 00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:22.880 by the fifth movie it's pretty boring. Yeah, Like I mean like Marvel, 655 00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:28.159 like, you know, did this by Yeah, we've we've how many 656 00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:30.519 times has the plan been friend? All right? A bunch? But it's 657 00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:34.079 not always the plant being friends. Sometimes it's just like, oh, we 658 00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:37.079 can't let this guy get shrinking technology, um, because I'll just be bad 659 00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:40.400 for Earth. And then they're just like, hey, here's a threat that's 660 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:45.000 so much bigger than everything. Yeah, and the Voltaire just never felt like 661 00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:50.280 that big a threat. Like I think part of it, I don't want 662 00:55:50.280 --> 00:55:52.119 to take anything from Michael Sheen. Part of it just might have been Michael 663 00:55:52.199 --> 00:55:58.320 Sheen that Michael Sheen like played it so goofy that I could not take him 664 00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:01.320 threat at all. Well, but I mean he was with da code of 665 00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:07.360 Fanning, who we saw murdering children and torturing people. Yeah, Dakona Fanning 666 00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:12.159 was bringing the evil energy. But like Michelchin will just then take it away. 667 00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:16.079 But I would not, I would give I would not change anything Michechine 668 00:56:16.119 --> 00:56:20.400 did in this movie, even if it, yeah, destroyed the tension. 669 00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:24.639 I don't care. microL Shine is ZERI forever. Yeah. Um, And 670 00:56:24.880 --> 00:56:28.599 you know what I would have loved though this fifth movie. It just turns 671 00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:32.159 into like a courtroom debate, Like they just each bring a lawyer and it's 672 00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:36.760 just like Phoenix, right, where's this like objection overruled? You know, 673 00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:40.559 which brings us into our debate who was right, the Vulty or the Collins. 674 00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:45.559 I will be representing the Collins. I will be representing the whole terry. 675 00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:49.960 I'm going to use my phone to flip a coin as they call it. 676 00:56:51.079 --> 00:56:57.599 Okay, hets hey, Sarah, flip a coin for me? Its 677 00:56:57.639 --> 00:57:04.599 sales? Okay? Well, oh winning statements from the Vulture. Well, 678 00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:09.880 the thing is, I mean, you shouldn't really tan children into vampires. 679 00:57:10.400 --> 00:57:15.440 They can do all kinds of damage with their tantrums. And whatnot like And 680 00:57:15.559 --> 00:57:22.000 besides, then that's would expose us to the human world, and I think 681 00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:28.800 they'd be really not cool with the fact of vampire. Try okay, objection. 682 00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:35.360 We did not turn a baby into a vampire. This is a homegrown 683 00:57:35.400 --> 00:57:40.280 baby, and the humans love us. They are so into us, they 684 00:57:40.280 --> 00:57:45.159 are so horny for us. No one's going to kill us. I'm going 685 00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:51.639 to live forever. Kota Fanny here, I have to say, how many 686 00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:54.880 humans actually know what's going on with you? Does Bella's father know what's going 687 00:57:54.920 --> 00:57:59.480 on with her? Or were you planning just to tell her, tell him 688 00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:06.039 that Bella died and then move away. Um, we were totally going to 689 00:58:06.320 --> 00:58:09.760 tell her, tell him that Bella died and that we moved away. But 690 00:58:09.800 --> 00:58:14.760 then one of the wolves is like, hey, guess what where wolves exist? 691 00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:17.199 And he was like mind blown, And then I didn't have to say 692 00:58:17.199 --> 00:58:24.400 anything. I'm Edward that one blonde vampire that was really hell bent on having 693 00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:30.599 this fight. I'm here now wait, you're on the side of the vulturi. 694 00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:36.159 Yeah, there was one of them there. Oh sorry real quick, 695 00:58:36.199 --> 00:58:42.199 speaking of vampires and blonde vampires. At the end of this movie, Lee 696 00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:46.199 Pace's Garrett character is going off of Arena's two sisters, and I'm just like, 697 00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:51.679 see, that's the kind of vampire this movie more of more of a 698 00:58:52.119 --> 00:58:58.599 vampire Eric if you will, yes, Um, okay, So we don't 699 00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:02.760 have any evidence besides this child coming up and like showing people what's going on 700 00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:06.639 with her, and you know, who knows. Maybe she doesn't have the 701 00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:09.559 power to show people the truth. Maybe she has the power to show people 702 00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:14.760 things that they want to see, much like I think the Amazonian vampires did 703 00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:19.159 that. Um it was the Amazonian Vampires. Yeah, it was because they 704 00:59:19.159 --> 00:59:24.320 showed Edward the jungle in a scene that didn't matter. You know, like, 705 00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:28.559 we don't know what she's doing. She'd be projecting lies into her mind 706 00:59:28.559 --> 00:59:31.519 and she could just be an immortal child. Where's the birthing video? Where's 707 00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:36.519 the horrifying berthing video? That could be like Shutters number one? You know 708 00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:38.039 what shutter be? Like? Oh, this is be too rough for us. 709 00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:45.000 I didn't take a home video because I'm a luddite. Again, I'm 710 00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:50.840 Edward. I only like fancy Volvo cars and playing my piano. I'm very 711 00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:53.199 good at playing the piano. Let me play it, now, do do 712 00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:58.519 do? Do? Do? Do do do do do. I can't believe 713 00:59:58.639 --> 01:00:07.440 you're not calling objection irrelavant. Too late, Bella steps up. I tag 714 01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:14.760 her in WWD style. Hey guess what I was in eighteen year old bride, 715 01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:17.159 but then immediately got pregnant and then had a baby after a month, 716 01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:21.639 and then I got turned into a vampire because you guys said I had to 717 01:00:21.679 --> 01:00:28.280 be a vampire. So it's kind of on you. You wanted this your 718 01:00:28.320 --> 01:00:32.159 words. I rest my case. Jolie Swan here, my mustae says this 719 01:00:32.199 --> 01:00:35.880 is all wrong. I didn't like Edward from the job. I liked him 720 01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:46.960 even less. Not yes, Charlie, Dad, Okay, I'm gonna call 721 01:00:47.039 --> 01:00:54.360 him mistrial because Charlie Swan was not on the list of approved witnesses. And 722 01:00:54.599 --> 01:01:00.840 also the Vaulturi did themselves and by letting Charlie know that va fires exist. 723 01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:06.760 A Frank Cota here also on the side of the vulterium. I'm just saying 724 01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:09.480 that throwing this out there, we have no evidence that Rensme is anything, 725 01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:17.320 but you know a child with an unfortunate name. Frank, I cannot believe 726 01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:22.320 that you told Charlie the vampires exist. Cholie and I are tight we have 727 01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:24.960 made out in the back of his truck a few times. I'm just saying 728 01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:30.000 it got kind of cool. That's a girlfriend. She's also into it. 729 01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:36.159 I'm calling the police. He is the police. I'm calling Charlie. I'm 730 01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:42.039 going to give a piece of my mind. Go ahead now that he's tight 731 01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:46.960 with the vampires, the VOLTI broke their own rules. This is on them, 732 01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:51.400 and I'm just throwing this out there. If anybody wants to write some 733 01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:53.679 real person fan fiction about me dating Charlie, I will told he where you 734 01:01:53.760 --> 01:01:59.000 read it. I do not want to read it. I will thank thank 735 01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:04.079 Frank's word for it. Take Frank's word for it. So I think I've 736 01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:07.800 proven my case. All it takes is one vampire to turn the world into 737 01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:14.280 a howling waste land of terror and hopelessness. Uh it's we have no The 738 01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:19.119 columns have presented no evidence that Renesme is anything put in a mortal child. 739 01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:22.480 All we have to go like, they brought eighteen people. None of them 740 01:02:22.519 --> 01:02:27.880 spoke. They were just there just to hang out. Basically, they were 741 01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:30.800 bearing witness. How many times do we have to say it? Also, 742 01:02:30.920 --> 01:02:36.480 again, you brought Charlie here for no reason except to like totally miss with 743 01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:42.079 Bella. Well, I'm only just quickly check out Charlie being eaten by vampires. 744 01:02:42.119 --> 01:02:44.679 I've made a mistake. They're looking at me, so Zee, I've 745 01:02:44.679 --> 01:02:49.000 made mistake. And Bye, I know you made a mistake. I pointed 746 01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:52.239 it out. That's why I called for a mis trial. Now Edward starts 747 01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:55.199 playing the piano again. Do do do Do Do Do Do Do do do 748 01:02:55.599 --> 01:03:02.400 do because you Comingkota, I'm the new co host of Team Girl Talk. 749 01:03:04.679 --> 01:03:07.639 Okay, Arrow, I guess this is pretty cool. Who are your top 750 01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:15.039 three hunks in descending order, but the less hunky from most hunky to less 751 01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:20.960 hunky? Okay, Um, Lee pays obviously, Okay, most hunky. 752 01:03:21.039 --> 01:03:23.840 That makes sense. Frank told me about the time somebody was googling me pace 753 01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:32.039 in the college computer looms and said Lee pays as he was googling him. 754 01:03:32.280 --> 01:03:37.880 Um, that's like not even a story. I need your second face you 755 01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:43.519 and McGregor any era. Okay, good fake. I mean you're making a 756 01:03:43.599 --> 01:03:46.760 very strong case for being my co host. Now, who is the least 757 01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:52.039 hunky? Um? He is definitely still hunky, but Lee's hunky? Is 758 01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:58.440 he? Later? Uh? Okay Um? I mean mostly Mario Lopez. 759 01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:01.599 But I like a See Slater because he punched Zack Morris in the face. 760 01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:12.440 Zach Morris is a huge sack of shit, So you've like the fictional character 761 01:04:12.559 --> 01:04:16.760 of Ac Slater and Mary O Lopez. Mary Lopez was in that KFC movie. 762 01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:26.960 He was as a hunky um colonel. Yes, okay, Well, 763 01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:30.440 I would like to close up this episode with my new co host Arrow. 764 01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:35.119 Um, if you'd like to write us, I guess in the subject line 765 01:04:35.119 --> 01:04:39.760 you should put who you're writing because it's gonna get confusing. Um, I 766 01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:43.119 don't. I don't know Arrow's lane yet. You can write us at Real 767 01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:45.159 teen Girl Talk at gmail dot com. We have a Facebook group and page. 768 01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:47.719 But Arrow, I guess you have to take over moderating because that was 769 01:04:47.760 --> 01:04:53.559 Frank's job. And next week, Arrow, what do you want to watch? 770 01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:58.800 Well, it's sequel summer, so I have a list here watch. 771 01:04:59.159 --> 01:05:01.920 You can't really prepared. I think you knew you were gonna eat frankin Oh 772 01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:12.800 I did we have Samantha Darko? Think said two mean girls too. Let's 773 01:05:12.840 --> 01:05:16.639 do Samantha Darko. I think you'll like it. It's a terrible, It's 774 01:05:16.719 --> 01:05:23.599 absolutely awful. So until next Week. I'm Season Coda. I'm Arrow. 775 01:05:23.719 --> 01:05:28.760 I don't think I have a last name. Awesome Arrow. Full three team 776 01:05:28.840 --> 01:05:30.039 Coda Team Errow