1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,000 So yeah, yeah, Chef Anthony. You know, I love Chef Anthony. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,320 His mom called to check in on him, you know, and she 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,759 has some bad news for him. Yeah. Well, his uncle inventable. 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,439 I remember this part where she said all this stuff. Yeah she did. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,640 She goes, I got some bad news for your son. He's like, 6 00:00:16,679 --> 00:00:20,079 oh what he says, your uncle invented a time machine. He's already having 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:25,879 sex with your your future wife. Yeah, he's like fuck yeah, He's 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:48,359 like, gosh, she's so smart. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode 9 00:00:48,359 --> 00:00:50,880 of another below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settling up next 10 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,320 to one Patrick Ikey. Permission to come aboard granted? Talk. Okay, 11 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,000 Hey, my Mike, I just got up. Oh yeah, yeah, 12 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,439 Oh, happy to be here. What are you doing raising the mic there? 13 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:07,840 Yeah yeah, okay, I'm just trying to get these mics there we 14 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:12,040 go. Oh wow, hey, what is going on? Everybody? Holy 15 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:15,879 canole? It's so good to be here. Pat talk okay? Episode seven? 16 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:23,640 Oh should I do some housekeeping first? I want to attack you, 17 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:29,519 you barnacles out there that came for old Patty because of my pronunciation of the 18 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:38,680 beautiful state Illinois. Oh no, no, am I being what are you 19 00:01:38,719 --> 00:01:42,480 being? What? Well? I just they made fun of me and attacked 20 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:47,359 me online. It's it's spelled I. I was a victim of a bullying 21 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:53,840 campaign partook you were part of it by our own fans. Okay, Illinois, 22 00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:56,840 there is an asse at the end of it. I'm from Massachusetts, 23 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,400 forgive me, Okay. I'm a filthy, yucky norm where I come from. 24 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:01,840 And you know what, I don't want to hear from you Massachusetts people. 25 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:06,640 Yeah, yeah, I've for my entire life, I've I've pronounced it 26 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,680 Illinois because there's an s at the end. Yeah, when do we all 27 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:14,479 decide that it was going to be Illinois some time ago? And U was 28 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,840 the committee that decided that? You know, I don't know that there was 29 00:02:17,879 --> 00:02:23,800 a committee. But it just shows the power of the collective. You know, 30 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:30,199 human beings can gather around and we can really really enact change in these 31 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:34,000 kind of or on these kind of linguistic battlefields. I mean, do you 32 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,719 say salmon? I thought that was a fair point. Uh no, I 33 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:42,840 call it salmon. Yeah. Yeah. And and Patrick, I don't have 34 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:47,159 the records of the congressional hearing to remove the L from the fish but I 35 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:53,080 know at some point it did happen, and it is really dumb of you 36 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,400 to pronounce the s. And let me say this to you and to all 37 00:02:55,439 --> 00:02:59,919 the people that took the time to a right that I'm an idiot. Yeah, 38 00:03:00,439 --> 00:03:04,000 you're all horrible people. And if you want to be all horrible, 39 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,000 up in them guts with us, go to our Facebook group which is where 40 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:14,159 the bullying campaign was unleashed on poor Patrick. Tonight, we have an episode 41 00:03:14,199 --> 00:03:16,360 and it's episode seven. But before we get into that, more public service 42 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:21,240 announcements. Love is Blind is wrapping up a Patreon dot com slash, another 43 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:28,439 podcast network. Another podcast show is coming to bad TV, and I am 44 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:32,960 just if you need more Below Deck Kidding Life. Yeah, we have season 45 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,759 two of Below Deck med behind the paywall. We wrapped that up just last 46 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,879 week. Was a good season, really good season. You remember the chef 47 00:03:39,879 --> 00:03:45,520 Adam. He was kind of like a he had kind of like a chameleon 48 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:49,680 like look to him, and he was a rude to women. Yeah, 49 00:03:49,719 --> 00:03:53,120 well he's out living in that one of those vans right now with really really 50 00:03:53,159 --> 00:03:54,800 long hair and he looks like that guy that used to like send bombs and 51 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:59,159 put him in people's mailbox. Yes, he kind of looks like a clean 52 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,759 shaven ted his in skeear at least has the vibe of that. And he's 53 00:04:01,759 --> 00:04:05,159 making chicken bakes and going viral on TikTok. But Adam, we have not 54 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:10,840 forgot your crimes and we crept hang on, hang on, we recapped all 55 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,280 of them. But picturetic cop slashers of the podcast network. Okay, so 56 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:16,040 we have to get into Below Deck episode seven. Yes, and our thoughts 57 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:19,399 are nons Yes, I have thoughts. Go ahead, Okay, I want 58 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:24,240 to talk to producers about this because they put one over on us. I 59 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:28,360 think they think, hey, if we give them a firing at the top 60 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:31,680 of the episode, right, that's enough. Because this episode wasn't that good. 61 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:38,920 Once Captain carry let Jared go, there was nothing that really took place 62 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,319 during the entire episode. It was like, yeah, you know, it 63 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,360 was like those French kings back in the I don't know, back in the 64 00:04:44,439 --> 00:04:46,639 day, when they'd like do a public thing where they chop someone's fucking head 65 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:49,560 off. Yeah, he go like, hey, I gave you entertainment. 66 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:53,079 You all go back home now. I don't want to hear from you for 67 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,360 a goddamn week go get black plague or something like that. But I entertained 68 00:04:57,399 --> 00:05:00,319 you and that's it. Yeah, And I'm not sure if that's historically accurate 69 00:05:00,439 --> 00:05:02,600 or not. I mean, you know, who knows. Was it the 70 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:10,279 people chopping off heads or were it the King King Louis the Croissant, Yeah, 71 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:15,079 King Louis, the King Louly the trod almandin. Listen, this episode 72 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:19,639 was a boat stuff sandwich and the two pieces of bread were executions. But 73 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:27,399 were they enough to well, let's call them departures. Were they enough to 74 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:31,720 satiate us? Were they enough to give this ninety plus pots not for me? 75 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,199 Forty one pots? Zero pots from me? Wow, Holy smokes. 76 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:43,000 The overriding thing that I got from this episode, that is what we'll refer 77 00:05:43,079 --> 00:05:46,199 to it as an episode of television, is what we'll refer to it as. 78 00:05:46,439 --> 00:05:48,519 Is it. Captain Carrey is just a fucking Mench's awesome. I mean, 79 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:54,120 he's just such a mench man. I mean the way that he handles 80 00:05:54,720 --> 00:06:01,000 Kat and Jared's departures, his sensitivity towards sea rat breakdowns, I mean, 81 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,399 he's really really on top of his game. Yeah. I want to say 82 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:09,360 this to Captain Kerry though, don't rest on your laurels and be happy to 83 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:13,000 be on TV, because then you'll start faltering. You will make the missteps 84 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,439 that Captain Sandy and Captain Lee have made, and they are completely dislikable people. 85 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,240 Right. We really love you right now. By the way, Kerry, 86 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:23,920 if you can hit old Patty up, I need to know when you 87 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,160 decided to give Jared the acts? Did you in fact give him the acts 88 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:29,959 because you knew you had to back up with Ben. I'm just curious about 89 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:32,519 that. Interesting, interesting, interesting, And speaking of Ben just in general, 90 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,000 I think I get my not zero. Yeah he said zero. While 91 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:40,720 we're in our general thoughts, I do want to say that seeing back channel 92 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:46,199 Ben pick up that mantle power was kind of a kin you know that horrible 93 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,560 Amazon Lord of the Rings series when Emo Sauron walks away and he's like, 94 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,079 I am my chemical romance. That's what I felt like when Ben was, 95 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,839 you know, risen to the status of Boson. I mean, he's clearly 96 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:01,839 well cut out for it. He's clearly good at his job, but he's 97 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:06,160 also clearly backchannel Ben and you know, channel Bet. Maybe he'll be better 98 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:11,920 without an adversary to go up against. I'd say my only part that I 99 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:15,519 don't like about Ben is we've had so many bosins and he wasn't a bosin 100 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:19,480 yet. But they're just womanizing jerks and that's the unlikable part of about him. 101 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:26,079 But as far as his work ethic and he's he's top match, top 102 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:30,079 not top notch. All right, let's get into it, okay. So 103 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:36,000 we begin at a point in the episode that was the first part of the 104 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:40,480 episode, and that was I'll help you out. Yeah, So Captain Carrey 105 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,839 telling the kids to go to bed. I've always wondered, you know, 106 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,800 every captain because this is like I think one time Captain League got up and 107 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,879 told everybody they needed to shut up and go to bed. And I don't 108 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:51,800 think he was wearing a shirt. But other than that, I've always wondered, 109 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,639 like, you know, with the sea rat hijinks and whatnot when they 110 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,439 return from a night out, like do the captains actually hear them and choose 111 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,800 to ignore them? Because Captain Glenn, he was such a deep sleeper then 112 00:08:03,879 --> 00:08:07,720 unless a sea route was using his head as a drink table, he he 113 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,639 didn't wake up, No, And then old Captain Sandy, she had those 114 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,439 earbuds in listening to whatever motivational speaker she planed on stealing from. Yeah, 115 00:08:15,439 --> 00:08:20,040 and then Lee was just a drunk Yeah. Well and allegedly and man it 116 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,920 was so found bottles in his in the trash. Well yeah, so it 117 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:28,439 says a couple of sea rats who are themselves you know, insane. Well 118 00:08:28,439 --> 00:08:33,279 and also you know, victim to addiction. You know, it gets all 119 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,440 certly an unhealthy relationship with drugs and alcohol. Yeah, no, I mean 120 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:39,120 we've had sea rats say can you please beep out that I'm in Virginia? 121 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:48,559 What he what? It was weird? Yeah, it's so weird, but 122 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,600 yeah, I know, Captain Sandy listens to Tony Robbins, Glenn listens to 123 00:08:52,799 --> 00:09:01,720 kind of ambient sounds of war and or body processing, and Captain carry is 124 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,320 I mean, he's counting sheep and that's why he's attuned to the nightmares of 125 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:11,519 the boat. And one of those was this a two am performance review over 126 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:16,399 tobacco, and it does not go well. We hit the hay and we 127 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:20,399 rise for the next day. Jared's up bright and early and is thinking he 128 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:26,039 didn't handle last night too well, and we then roll the package on why 129 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:28,519 Jared should not be on this. Yeah, a little walk down memory lane. 130 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,360 And for Jared's sake, I hope any future employers don't own a TV 131 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:37,519 or know what the Internet is, and they're rare, but you can find 132 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,759 them, you know. And he should go into job interviews like this, 133 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,679 I am Jared, you know what the Internet is? And if they say 134 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:50,279 yes, he should just get up and go get a muffin or something. 135 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,519 Wow, that guy just walked out of there. Yeah, it was weird, 136 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:56,840 actually weird. I think he should charter boats where like eighteen people live 137 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:00,240 in the in a tribe on the Amazon River, you know. Yeh. 138 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:03,120 It'd be funny to ask somebody conducting a zoom interview if they know what the 139 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:07,120 Internet is, and then if they say yes, just hang up but listen. 140 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:13,080 So it's kind of I would say sick on production's part. And you 141 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,720 know, I hesitate because we're in the good graces of Bravo right now. 142 00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:20,600 You know, that's been a long kind of trench war that we've been engaged 143 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,720 in. So I don't want to run a foul but a little tease here. 144 00:10:24,799 --> 00:10:30,360 Dell interview with Barbie later this week. Yeah, and we've already got 145 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:37,360 some lovely complaints about that from some of our fans. So crazy. Yeah, 146 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:39,480 okay, hey, can I talk about Kyle for a second. Well, 147 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:45,080 I just really want to say, sick on production to hire a sacrificial 148 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:50,519 lamb of this ilk Like he's speaking of Jerward, he was clearly brought in 149 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:56,799 to be made a mockery of and essentially be like a human trampoline for back 150 00:10:56,879 --> 00:11:01,279 channel. Ben. I mean, you know, to do this man so 151 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:05,000 dirty like this, you have to do a psychological pat down. You have 152 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,399 to know that this guy's not cut out for prime time, and you have 153 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:11,960 to go. That's why we're hiring who was that street fighter Bosen that lasted 154 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:18,519 oh rey Gun ray Gun. Yeah, she just smokes cigarettes and wins. 155 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:22,360 Yeah, she smokes SIGs, she wins and frustratingly so I mean she's not 156 00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:28,840 even hitting you. You know, it's like, oh, Baraka like shoots 157 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:33,000 electricity out of his beast chill body. But Raygun just smokes pall malls and 158 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:35,480 she wins every single time she wins. But we've also had like you know, 159 00:11:35,799 --> 00:11:39,759 Rue, who's just an international criminal and why did they hire him? 160 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:46,639 You know, these sacrificial lambs are quite apparent now I want to talk about 161 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:48,720 really good casting. Here is Kyle. I don't think we've given this young 162 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:54,519 man enough credit. He is a good person, quite the cunning little fox. 163 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:58,240 He ended up hanging out with Barbie all night watching that movie. Yeah, 164 00:11:58,279 --> 00:12:01,000 and he's playing a long game with Barbie. Is patients and conflict resolution 165 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:05,159 skills are admired by this old, drunken irishman. We are kindred spirits. 166 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:13,120 And speaking of Irishmen, I wanted to just say that it was it was 167 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:20,679 really kind of shocking when I was hearing Kyle speak and this memory just popped 168 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,960 into my head. I was like as crystalline as could be, Like I 169 00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:28,919 like I had seen the film yesterday. Kyle reminds me of Steven the Irishman 170 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:35,039 from Braveheart. If I risk my neck for you when I get a chance 171 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,679 to kill Englishman? Is your father a ghost? Oh? Do you converse 172 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:43,200 with the old mainten in order to find his equal? And irishman is forced 173 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,960 to talk to God? Yeah? I mean just sounds just like it's almost 174 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,919 like they're from the same fucking country. You know what, Dell, I 175 00:12:52,919 --> 00:12:56,080 think you just teed me up for a segment on PMZ. What the hell 176 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,840 ever happened to that actor? Dude, that is one of the greatest scenes 177 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:03,039 and cinema period. And I know Mel Gibson is a psycho, but I 178 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:09,960 mean that guy is just awesome, unbelievable character. If you haven't seen Braveheart, 179 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,399 you don't need to watch it necessarily because it's kind of a three hour 180 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:18,559 slog of Scotsman fighting Englishmen. But man, Stephen the Irishman. What a 181 00:13:18,639 --> 00:13:24,399 character. So you were going to say something I believe, or maybe you 182 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,600 had completed it. Oh no, no, no, what I was gonna 183 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,279 say. At this point the Sea Wheret's catch up on the night's events, 184 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:33,879 Barbie tells Vampira that Jared was a dick and that Ben is smashing right now, 185 00:13:33,399 --> 00:13:37,279 which is a pretty vulgar way of saying that he's getting sex. Yeah, 186 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:43,320 well, listen, given the years of boozing and you know, morning 187 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:48,679 Regret, Kyle is I gotta say mad props to the cool hand Luke approach 188 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:52,840 to having been accosted by your boss the night previously. I mean, he 189 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:56,440 was just so like, hey, how you doing. He was totally cool 190 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:00,559 about it. I like Kyle. I can't believe how much I'm like Kyle 191 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:05,000 he is a standout this season. He's awesome. So Kyle and Barbie are 192 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:11,600 called up for interrogations. Carrie seems to be trying to get the threatened narrative 193 00:14:11,639 --> 00:14:16,559 the sea rat. I gotta tell you much respect to Barbie and Kyle here, 194 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,279 we've had multitude of sea rats that go up to that bridge and just 195 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,639 bold face, fucking lie. We had that French guy last season that told 196 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,919 Captain Sandy there was no food on the boat for him to eat. He 197 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,759 was lying, But I gotta tell you Barbie and Kyle, they keep it. 198 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,240 Basically. Their recount is extremely accurate. I could not stay under that 199 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:43,360 guy. Towards the end of the kid out here, go pretend like you're 200 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:50,000 in a box somewhere and some square just leave us all alone with your kooky 201 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,080 shit. Now Cat feels very alone speaking of somebody who should be off this 202 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:58,919 boat. I mean, listen, we'll talk about it later. I und 203 00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:05,960 stand the horrors of your Belinda, but we've got to not be on television 204 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,879 if we're gonna be like this. Okay, yeah, back to production, 205 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,519 like, let's let's do a little research. Finally, Jared has called up 206 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:20,000 for execution. Captain Carrie says, it's the second time you've been pieced and 207 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:22,840 you've had shitty behavior. You need to depart the vessel. Well, he 208 00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:28,279 puts out there that he's had multiple fuck ups with docking in an unhealthy relationship 209 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,799 with alcohol. Now, if you're a sea route, you can only have 210 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:35,120 one of them. Okay, you can't fuck up and also be a drunk, 211 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,120 So you gotta when there's two, it's called the two firm. Yeah. 212 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,480 No, the mark of a successful sea route is to be a drunk 213 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,879 and to be extremely good at your job despite the addiction. So he goes, 214 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:52,600 I'm getting the boot. Yeah you are, and he said the Carrie 215 00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:56,159 says, the emotional side of the job is not where it needs to be. 216 00:15:56,279 --> 00:16:02,159 And that's just a very astute thing to recognize in a position of leadership. 217 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:06,360 You know, there is an emotional element to management. You cannot be 218 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,440 a chip on your shoulder booze bag who's pissed off that you lost out on 219 00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:15,080 a girl when you haven't called your daughter in two weeks, you know, 220 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,759 I mean, you just can't do that. More into Carrie's management style here, 221 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:22,879 because we haven't seen this before. Maybe with Captain Glenn. I love 222 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,440 how Carrie framed the firing in such a way that it sounded like Carrie was 223 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:30,559 doing it for Jared's well being. He you know, it is very Macavelian, 224 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,759 but it's also you know, speaking of two for we got a two 225 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:41,080 for here, We've got shrewd politics, and we've also got heart. Jared 226 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,039 is not a bad guy. I don't think either one of us think that 227 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,080 he's a bad guy. He's just not in a place in his life to 228 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:55,399 be on television or on a boat. He also can't do math. What 229 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,159 do you mean, Well, when he's dock and he's supposed to be calling 230 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,879 out distance, so you know, he could kill everybody that way, you 231 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:06,960 know, the boat spash against the dot. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, 232 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:12,440 Baker's dozen hot dogs to You're right, what the fuck? Ben's just 233 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:17,119 sitting there like GAP's not gonna like this. Yeah, no shit. Uh 234 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,799 So, the Sea rats chat about Sonny getting some dick, and the source 235 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:26,359 of that dick is the new Boswain. Damn Rod, I'll accept the Bison 236 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:32,240 position. Jared tells the gang that he's getting axed, and Barbie says, 237 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,960 good, go meet your daughter Pat. Yeah, he goes on a I 238 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,519 got fired tour, and I Barbie in this, in this moment or in 239 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,359 a couple scenes, she's Patty. She's the voice of Patty. Yeah whatever. 240 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:47,519 Jared keeps blabbering on. She's like, go meet your daughter. Yeah, 241 00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,319 good luck. It's like, yeah, I gotta spend some time myself 242 00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:55,680 do that, and also go visit your daughter. Barbie is Patty. Yeah. 243 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,160 So he says, we'll see it on the line. Saint David, 244 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,200 he seemed to be well liked and again not a bad guy. Bad guy's 245 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:06,759 ready to go right now. So Kyle talks like the crazy guy for Brave 246 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:10,119 Heart. We already covered that. I know where we are. So Carrie 247 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,839 hits up the Sea Rat Academy and I want to points out something out here. 248 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,799 He doesn't text and say, hey, do you got anybody for me? 249 00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:19,000 Send him my way, because that's how Lee and Captain Sandy worked out. 250 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,440 He says, can you send me some resumes? My point is it's 251 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,839 a refreshing change to management. It seems like someone actually doing their job. 252 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:32,480 Yeah. I mean, it's not quite the pulling anybody off the street the 253 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:34,559 way that Sandy and Lee do. In a way, you know, I 254 00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:44,960 worked at Wimbledon what the Wimbledon in It's twelve miles away from Wimbledon. Well 255 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:48,279 that's perfect, come aboard, Come on. So we get to a crew 256 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:52,839 meeting back channel Ben has announced as the new boswn Frasier. Then heads around 257 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:57,160 and just like the you know, the Anna Winter of this boat. I 258 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,720 mean, he says, is that a pancake a pillow? You know, 259 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:07,640 top heavy, plump and dump. We get to the meeting next. It's 260 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:12,680 a meeting known as the brad fran Cheek Madag. We may may have not 261 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:32,160 added the music, Thank you for that caveat. You know. The fans 262 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,720 are really like, oh, we want to hear the music. We want 263 00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:37,039 to hear the music. And it's like, all right, you'll get the 264 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:44,839 music. Hope you enjoyed the music. I love the music too, all 265 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,960 right. So we've got Leslie coming aboard. They're gonna want a surfer turf 266 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:55,680 dinner. There's also going to be an expedition to Karakao, one of the 267 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,000 most beautiful and sexy beaches on the plane. Are there a mangroves there? 268 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:07,839 I don't think so. He said it was sexy though, yeah, but 269 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:10,960 because there are no mangroves, it is not going to be a ten out 270 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,759 of ten. They also don't want any French food, and they want a 271 00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:15,559 murder mystery party. All right, I want to talk about that. Yeah, 272 00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:18,960 save that for your boring Saturday night on land with your friends. Okay, 273 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,240 you're on a fucking private yacht. All right, that's stupid. I 274 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:27,160 disagree. I love a murder mystery about on a boat where you're paying sixty 275 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,319 grand a day. Yeah, it's like the perfect place for a crime to 276 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:34,839 take place on a super yacht. You know, you know, dignitaries are 277 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,119 dragging people out there. Hey, come on a vacation. Boom hit in 278 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,759 the head with a baseball bat. Yeah, it happened on the season two 279 00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:44,319 of White Lotus. I guess yep, one hundred percent. I was kind 280 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:49,200 of a geese. Yeah yeah, and that's an overrated show, right, 281 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:57,319 I love the show. Yeah. So Kat's friend calls and she well, 282 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,480 oh, first, sorry, Barbie's mom. I love this because this is 283 00:21:02,519 --> 00:21:07,160 a little sea rat history with Barbie. But we learned Barbie's mom is a 284 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,680 sex therapist, and it's weird because when you walk around her office, you 285 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,319 could possibly trip over a double sided dildo or a mistake as salt shaker for 286 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:17,359 a butt plug. Yeah, it's weird to work around there, I know. 287 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,079 And Barbie, it's also weird that Barbie's mom has so many salt shakers 288 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:29,680 in her office for her guests. So Kat's friend calls, she rips off 289 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,839 her mic and she goes into the bathroom. Now, I know I'm being 290 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:40,720 harsh, what with the horrors of your Belinda, but crying all the time, 291 00:21:41,319 --> 00:21:45,680 ripping the mic off, it's a sweet thing that she did to protect 292 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,720 her friend. But we're filming a fucking TV show here, Kat, Okay, 293 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:56,640 Now you know, listen, this is what scumbag cultists do to people. 294 00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,880 They arrest their development, and that that's why they shouldn't be on TV 295 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:07,039 because Kat literally does not have the social skills to adapt to new groups of 296 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:11,880 people because she was in a cult. And who knows what happened to this 297 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:18,279 friend. I think Fraser mentions it later on the episode and Carrie another just 298 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,640 a beautiful, beautiful phrase from him. You know, they don't know if 299 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,720 it's something serious or not, but Carrie says to her it is, you 300 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,680 know, but the question remains, like with Kat crying at the drop of 301 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,039 really anything, you know, a trisk it can fall on the floor and 302 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:40,599 show break down. Is that a trisc it? Who knows what happened with 303 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:45,640 her friend? It could have been a trisc it, but it also could 304 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,960 have been like a death or her family worship Satan or something. Yeah, 305 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:56,160 so provisions arrive, Tony calls his mom. She looks like a Christopher guest 306 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,920 character. Fraser joins the child. Oh, actually, no, we can 307 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,759 gloss over this. So yeah, yeah, Chef Anthony. You know I 308 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,960 love Chef Anthony. His mom called to check in on him, you know, 309 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,759 and she has some bad news for him. Yeah, well his uncle. 310 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,160 I remember this part where she said all this stuff, Yeah she did. 311 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:17,359 She goes, I got some bad news for your son. He's like, 312 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,559 oh what he says, your uncle invented a time machine. He's already 313 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:26,440 having sex with your your future wife. Yeah. He's like fuck yeah. 314 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,759 He's like gosh, she's so smart. I like you. And she's like 315 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:37,279 se levee, you know. But Fraser joins the chat in French and we 316 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:42,039 get to the guest's arrival. Now I get that we're bumping up production, 317 00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:48,440 but this music is just oh, it's crazy. This is the moment I 318 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:51,839 got it. What are we are we on a game. Are like, 319 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,720 why is that happening? I think we're on the Challenge or something. Yeah, 320 00:23:56,759 --> 00:24:00,960 but the guests come aboard. Carrie says, well, welcome to Grenade. 321 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,839 And then Carrie says that he's going to have to work harder. This 322 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:10,599 charter sounds like he is coming to contact with a captain lee of sorts. 323 00:24:10,759 --> 00:24:14,440 Well, Carrie gives a little sea rat history of himself. He says, 324 00:24:14,759 --> 00:24:17,000 you know, he's had a job as a captain for a while, and 325 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,519 he's worked with a lot of lazy assholes and he admits that they used to 326 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:23,359 pretend to be on the phone. Well one of his bosses, Oh that's 327 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,160 one of the because old Patty does that. I use that one multiple times, 328 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,599 Like if I'm at the grocery store and I'm like, you know, 329 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,720 got the cart there, and I'm like, oh, that's I used to 330 00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:36,480 live next to that person in that shitty apartment. Oh yeah, I rip 331 00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:40,440 out the phone right and I'm like, oh, hey, Landa, sorry, 332 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,240 and then she's coming over to me with her shopping cart and I'm like 333 00:24:44,039 --> 00:24:47,319 sorry, And I like pretend like me all the time too, But I'm 334 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,400 very worried that they're going to see the phone, you know, if you 335 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,880 do a flick of her risk, you know, wrist, they could see 336 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,359 that it's just the home screen of a bunch of apps and a faint picture 337 00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,440 of a cat behind all of them. So what I do is I the 338 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,200 only number I know by heart, really, and that's nine one one, 339 00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:08,400 and it's gotten me into a couple of different hairy situations. But if they 340 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,599 do see, they'll see that I am actually on a phone call. I 341 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:17,400 actually had a moment. This was a couple of years ago. My old 342 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,920 landlord Mark, who was an absolute dickhead and he hated me too, but 343 00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:25,839 we had a relationship for like eight years. We both see each other and 344 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:30,160 we both pretend to not see each other. Yeah, you're just flipping the 345 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,160 bird. It was a multiple I don't want to talk to you, you 346 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:37,000 don't want to talk to me. I love those interactions where you just both 347 00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:40,920 look at each other and you go, nope, nope, we don't today 348 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,279 today, not today. So we leave the doc Ben obviously much better at 349 00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:49,599 the job and very qualified. Actually kind of happy for him. All these 350 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,160 people are in mortgages in real estate. Pat take it away. Okay, 351 00:25:53,759 --> 00:26:00,000 real estate is a crazy business, and I forget what's the charter guest name. 352 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,880 Likely she's like talking to like cat or something. She's like, hey, 353 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,599 hey, hey, you know, because they're always like really into people 354 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,559 buying real estate or whatever. She's like, hey, here's my advice to 355 00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:15,240 you. Whenever you can buy. Yeah, like a realt or whatever tell 356 00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:18,240 you it's not a good time to buy. It's a great time to buy. 357 00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:22,279 What with interest rates where they are and where are they Oh, they're 358 00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:27,920 low, but housing is expensive, and that means it's the perfect time to 359 00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:33,000 buy. It's like imagine whening a burger shop and a customer comes in and 360 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,039 you're like, eh, today is not a good day to eat a burger. 361 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,880 They never say that because they're in the business of selling burgers. There 362 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,039 are sometimes it's not a good time to buy real estate. Yeah, No, 363 00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:48,759 Linda Leslie is one of these types of people. Cut to two thousand 364 00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:52,480 and six or two thousand and seven. We can get you into the house 365 00:26:52,559 --> 00:26:56,240 of your dreams. Do you need my income, We do not. Do 366 00:26:56,279 --> 00:27:02,720 you need any assets, We do not even need your name. You could 367 00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:04,359 just lie here, just sign here, will you? Yeah? And it's 368 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,599 like there's really beautiful like these like programs, Like there's a program right now 369 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,039 in California that's like, if you make one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, 370 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,599 unless you can qualify for like a mortgage that you can use to pay off 371 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,240 the mortgage or get into the downpayment, you have to pay that off eventually, 372 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:19,759 like when you're dead, like your children will be uh, they'll come 373 00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:22,559 after you for that. But the issue is that, like, hey, 374 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,000 mortgages it's every month, you know, and the property taxes are a couple 375 00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:33,240 times a year, and you cannot afford that, So forget the downpayment. 376 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,960 Leslie, it's not a good time to buy. Yeah, but this was 377 00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:37,319 Leslie in two thousand and seven, because I like to keep that going. 378 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,240 Yeah, here sign on page one while i'm reading this, here it says 379 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,519 our mortgage is two hundred and fifty dollars a month. That's right. Well, 380 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:48,160 I'm looking on page two it says after three years, it's going to 381 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,799 be seven thousand dollars. Just worry about page one. Yeah, just worry 382 00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:56,039 about page one. And if you ask me about page two again, I'm 383 00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:57,240 gonna get really pissed off, and I'm gonna tell you, well, it's 384 00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:00,920 a one point seven million dollar house and you make forty five thousand dollars a 385 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,440 year. So what did you expect? These real estate people are psychic. 386 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,119 They give me horrible I hate that we have some listeners that are probably in 387 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:12,519 the real estate game. Yeah, but some of you guys are pretty greedy 388 00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:15,119 and whack. Yeah, you know, you're all no goals? Yeah, 389 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,759 come on, all right, so I feel like fifteen minutes of not much 390 00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:22,319 passes. But yeah, that's what I was talking about. At the top, 391 00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,079 man, is they chop boat stuff sandwich? Yeah, they chopped someone's 392 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:26,960 head off. At the top of the episode, we were all entertained, 393 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,480 and now we're bored. We get to sushi, white Wahoo, Ahi tuna 394 00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:34,680 and lobster. Tony is beloved. Well, how's he doing? Come on, 395 00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:40,599 lay it out here. He's doing horribly. Really, I mean over 396 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,960 over the course of the season. Let me amend that. Let me amend 397 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,680 me. He's not doing horribly. He's doing fine. There we go. 398 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:56,519 He's putting out mediocre food for mediocre new money, and that's what this show 399 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:03,240 calls for. But we get a soliloquy later on the show about cooking filets 400 00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:12,400 to medium rare. Wow, what well, Pat, you could cook a 401 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:18,000 filet meeting I just did on Sunday. Yeah, my first New York steak 402 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:21,319 thing fucking cost me like eighteen bucks. Oh the price of red meat. 403 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,559 I cook that, Thanks Obama. Everybody ate it. Everybody loved it. 404 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,480 Yeah, I did a good job. I sprinkle a little salt and pepper 405 00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:30,039 on their thing. Was just as good as any steakhouse I've gone to. 406 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,519 Yeah, absolutely, And that's why when we spend a minute talking about how 407 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,279 you based steak and butter and thyme, I mean, I'm just like, 408 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:44,000 I don't know. You know, perhaps I'm I've grown too cynical, what 409 00:29:44,039 --> 00:29:48,279 with my voluminous knowledge of the culinary arts. But it just seemed like, 410 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,680 imagine if someone was waxing poetic about how to make a grilled cheese, you'd 411 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,519 be like, it doesn't need this much poetry. It's pretty straight forward. 412 00:29:57,759 --> 00:30:00,440 Now, part of my filthy, yucky perception, Dell. But that steak 413 00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:03,400 that they did sort of look like the jockey jockey box was still at it 414 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,440 a little red there. I think he'd sou veed it and was gonna see 415 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,960 it off later. But Tony has great eyebrows. And the lashes of a 416 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:17,559 baby camel phrase, what a pull? I mean, it's unbelievable. Have 417 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:22,519 you seen the lashes on those animals. They're stunning. So we get to 418 00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:32,240 the evening, Well, the guests freak out over male yeast infections. This 419 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,559 is like, dumb drunk guy, like, what are you afraid? I'm 420 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:47,559 afraid of a shut up? Barbie makes the table the tablescape fat Tuesday. 421 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,440 She's pretty, she's not she's not bugs, but she is. Uh, 422 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,480 she's getting there. Oh yeah, she's getting there. It's interesting. I 423 00:30:55,519 --> 00:30:57,799 know that Barbie is kind of a diminutive person, but it's it's kind of 424 00:30:57,839 --> 00:31:02,000 like, I don't know if these people know that there was a sea rat 425 00:31:02,079 --> 00:31:07,880 literally crawling all over the table. Just set this whole thing up. Yeah, 426 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,319 so we went to bed with a lead deckhand and we woke up with 427 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,359 a boson has Honey, Yes we did. And I like how they joke 428 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,839 about her being she jokes about him being her boss now and she hopes that, 429 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:19,799 you know, it doesn't get weird. Yeah, she is going to 430 00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:26,000 completely dominate him. What's the over under these two imploding? Well, we 431 00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:30,839 see a fight in the multiple trailers that they've showed us we get four episodes. 432 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,279 Yeah, although if I mean, if you want me to give a 433 00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:41,240 little behind the sea rat news. This past December, Ben was posting pictures 434 00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:45,440 vacation in Australia, and she's in many of those Instagram photos, but he 435 00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:48,920 does not point her out by name. Oh interesting, Yeah, okay, 436 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,400 so dinner gets ready, Tony. This is where the soliloquy happens on cooking 437 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,799 medium are steak and then we welcome the charter guests to Fat Tuesday. The 438 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:02,759 dinner is as chuogy as you could possibly imagine, champagne vinaigrette and beat salad 439 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:07,720 up first with surf and turf and white sweet mash. Let's go ahead and 440 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:15,039 do this. Let's not call anything ever white sweet mash, right because and 441 00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:20,480 it's not a problem with the dish, it's a problem with branding. You 442 00:32:20,519 --> 00:32:22,880 know, Dylan is the avernment. It's like if we call the hamburger a 443 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,000 dead meat sandwich or a dead beef sandwich, you know you wouldn't want to 444 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,119 eat that. Dyl is there a governing body of food, that of the 445 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:36,960 culinary arts that says you can't call that a what do you call it? 446 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:42,160 When they break down a famous dish, a deconstructed beat salad like, is 447 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,680 there a governing body that says, no, you can't call it that? 448 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,799 Unfortunately not, And I've had fierce debates with people who have called me a 449 00:32:49,839 --> 00:32:55,519 tyrant. But I do think there should be some kind of CEF, a 450 00:32:55,559 --> 00:33:01,079 culinary economic forum or something to know to break down the rules of this, 451 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:06,359 especially to oversee the show Chopped. I mean they just make it up on 452 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,279 the spot. Yeah, well, Chopped is not real. Chopped is not 453 00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:16,240 real cooking. I love that show. Yeah, we're so happy to welcome 454 00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:22,279 you, and we're so proud of you for dedicating your life to first drugs 455 00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:24,839 and alcohol and then by kind of default, cooking. And you're gonna come 456 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:29,720 in second definitely because your mother died, right and you are now going to 457 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:36,680 cook with pepper turkey, gouda cheese, pop rocks and candy cakes and peanut 458 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,200 buttery. Yeah, and candy canes. Yes. Yeah, it's a ridiculous 459 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:44,759 show. So surf and turf whites, meat mash of vanilla cheesecake, and 460 00:33:44,759 --> 00:33:49,240 a homemade koolie. Basic as basic can be, but it's what these people 461 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:52,920 wanted. He delivered sixty pots day one. Let's rise for the next day. 462 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:58,000 Early risers are here, Kat is having a freak out in the bottom 463 00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:02,440 bunk and oat milk cap chinos are served. Cat Cat Zandy, Cat Cat 464 00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:08,440 Zandy. Now the problems begin. Cat is obviously going through something. She's 465 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:14,199 asked where the cleaning catty is and rushes to the toilet to cry. Now, 466 00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:19,519 now this is Vampira prompting her. She is not riding Cat by any 467 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:22,079 means. No, she's just like very matter of fact, Hey, this 468 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:25,000 room wasn't finished, the mirror wasn't wiped down, and by the way, 469 00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:30,920 where's the whatever Caddie and Kat loses her shit. This is not on Vampire, 470 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,679 although the show doesn't depict it that way, but it's worth pointing out 471 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,199 Vampire did nothing wrong to trigger Cat to basically lose her shit. No, 472 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,880 I think not, and I feel for her, But once again, twofold 473 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:49,119 one clearly not cut out for this period. But two she's I don't know. 474 00:34:49,159 --> 00:34:52,000 I just feel so horrible for her. I feel so horrible for her, 475 00:34:52,079 --> 00:35:00,239 and I want the people that abused her to be capitally punished. Enough 476 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:05,159 of this, You know, what are we do when putting up with fucking 477 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,719 psychotic alcoves of people who pray to the ghost of Tim Allen or whatever the 478 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:14,639 fuck they pray to abusing children and shit, it's like, what was that 479 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:19,119 big shootout with the FBI wake Waco. You know, let's have more of 480 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:23,559 those. Yeah, they lit that place on fire with a fucking fire tank 481 00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:29,199 man. Yeah, a lot of a lot of lives were lost. So 482 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:35,199 maybe maybe we don't have more of those just because of the untold you know, 483 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,679 the atrocity. Yeah, children, but we got to fix it somehow. 484 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:43,039 Absolutely. Now Kat walks by Barbie in that little eating area and she 485 00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:45,039 announces she's over it, and Barbie says, and this is old Patty. 486 00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:47,400 I think Barbie and I are kindred spirits. This is gonna be a fun 487 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,000 interview totally. She says, Do you want to talk? She says, 488 00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:55,119 no, Trump's on that. Granted, I often thought of you as a 489 00:35:55,239 --> 00:36:01,239 kind of materialistic Argentine princess. You have, yeah, kind of feel that 490 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:07,880 way. Yeah, I think I think that's so you. I'm looking forward 491 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:12,159 to that chat with Barbie. So Fraser lets Captain know that Kat is not 492 00:36:12,199 --> 00:36:17,039 going to make it, and they say, despite what is going on to 493 00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:20,960 her, it's horrific, and I'd say good leadership to both of you. 494 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:25,039 We head out to Caracao and we get Kat's departure. Well, I was 495 00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:29,880 going to say, first off, Fraser finds her crying in the bed, 496 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,719 and she explains she's kind of losing it, and then Fraser lets her know 497 00:36:32,159 --> 00:36:36,639 that she can leave if she needs to, and then he then he lies 498 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:39,800 to her. Yeah, he says, she's been amazing. Yeah. Remember 499 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:45,039 Fraser had told someone earlier, a co worker. He's like, I will 500 00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:49,000 lie to you. Yeah, totally. He says that to Tony, And 501 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:55,519 you know, good on Fraser, because you know we're it. Someone you 502 00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:59,440 know, with a sadistic kind of bone in their body, they would have 503 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:05,159 been like, you know, you've been horrible the whole season and and we're 504 00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:10,920 here for you. So she departs, and we are now expected to deliver 505 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,400 seven star service. I didn't even think there were that. I didn't knowed 506 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:22,400 that level with not just one deckhand down but also interior down. I mean, 507 00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:25,800 Olympus has fallen or has it not? Next week is going to be 508 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,760 great. We get like a hot new deckhand coming aboard. I've been talking 509 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,239 to this. Oh, I'm not supposed to say that, right, So 510 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,880 jump in the comments, let us know what you thought of the episode. 511 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,880 iTunes ready to reviews. I'm gonna read some right now because you guys have 512 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,239 heeded the call. Thank you guys very much for jumping in those reviews. 513 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,800 Read the bad ones too, you know we you know, oh we love 514 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:50,760 the bad ones. We absolutely I don't depresses me, does it really? 515 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,079 If I'm like scrolling board and I'm like, hey, what are people talking 516 00:37:53,119 --> 00:38:00,360 about me? And then I hear like zero stars, Like no, they 517 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,400 didn't even give me a chance. I want to read some that are just 518 00:38:04,519 --> 00:38:07,239 great, and these are perfect reviews. Okay. This is from Nico La 519 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,519 La hilarious recaps five stars. It feels good to laugh. I mean, 520 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,199 who could disagree with that? That's why that's my job. This is from 521 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,760 Meg one two three four five, five five stars. Kind words five stars. 522 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,360 You're welcome and and and that's the kind of that's kind of relationship we 523 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,079 want to have with our fans. You know, not only are you indebted 524 00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:30,440 to us for making your commutes tolerable, but we're indebted to you because you 525 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,119 know, Pat's wife could not have a room filled with pelotons, were it 526 00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:37,800 not for you guys. I mean she's at like seven or eight at this 527 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,559 point. Yeah, I need to build an extra room. That's it for 528 00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:43,639 us. Love you guys very much. Patroon dot Com session of the podcast 529 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,280 Networks Socials. Everywhere I'm doing saying goodbye Pat say good bye later, dudes 530 00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:07,719 is no distinct