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What's up, everybody. Welcome to
Rose Pricks. Today is a Today's a

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big day. It's a really big
day. It's kind of an emergency day.

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So we're glad you're here because oh
no, it did oh Teresa,

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Teresa, you said you would do
sixty nine with me every day, and

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I don't think you are going to
do that. You want to meet Gary.

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I didn't say that I would do
sixty nine. I said that I

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would let you take me from behind. It's very that's very different, Teresa.

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I had a lot of people to
choose from. I'm just shocked that

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you would pretend that you would do
something you're not going to do when I

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could have gone with Susan. Gary. You also said that you are a

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restaurant to or let's not forget,
and then it turned out I had to

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find out, not from you,
from the streets, that you once owned

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a restaurant in nineteen and sold it
in nineteen eighty seven. Okay, and

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I'm still working and I that's not
okay, Teresa. How are the stocks

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doing it? Am? I still
do? I still have access to your

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Raymond James account. I mean,
all right, here we go. I

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mean I don't know about you,
guys. I was a little shocked.

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I woke up. I mean,
I've been in kind of pain about this.

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Should we just tell you for those
who don't know. Obviously, the

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Golden Bachelor, Gary Turner and Theresa
Nist are getting a divorce just three months

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after getting married. Now, okay, a lot of people are saying I

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sound like Trump here. A lot
of people are saying a lot beautiful or

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saying beautiful. People are saying that
they just couldn't. These two crazy kids

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just couldn't figure out where to buy
a home. No way, somebody,

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So what's our theory? Who's the
blame? Let's start. I'll tell you.

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I'll tell you why I don't buy
it though, because you know,

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sure do I think that that could
be a reason why a couple doesn't work

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out. Absolutely, But I don't
think you would have to announce it three

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months later if that was the real
case. I think you would let that

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go for a while. I mean, where do you have to be?

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I think something. I think somebody
got mad at somebody else, and I

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think I think Teresa ended it.
I this is my personal theory. I

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thought this kind of from the get
go. But I think that Teresa bought

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in to Gary and agreed to you
know, accepted the proposal before A lot

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of stuff had come out about him
before, the stuff about how he'd misrepresented

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his job, how he'd misrepresented his
past relationships. I read something where she

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said, hey, it's not I
already knew about past he told me,

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and I was fine with it.
I don't think she could have been fine

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with it. I mean, well, I don't know. Nasty stuff that

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came out about him, fat shaming
is the last one, and kicking her

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out of the house, and how
he kind of has a temper. I

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think she was just like, you
know what, I think I was sold

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a bill of goods. I'm not
uprooding my whole life with where all my

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family is to move into it with
a guy that might be a shyster.

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That's what I think. I do
you think think you might be right.

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I think there's a temper there.
That was my first thought when we were

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kind of like, I think,
yeah, we saw it. We saw

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space turn red with emotion, Like
you know, that goes both ways,

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whether you're like full of joy or
whatever. Those guys they get mad.

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We saw him get mad and riled
up and screaming up, you know,

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like there's something there. Now.
I'm not saying he's like abusive or whatever.

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I think they got caught up in
this whirlwind of insanity. And then

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three months later we're like, oh
my god, what the fuck do we

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do? And she's probably trying to
protect her money too. So when they

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say they're dissolving the marriage, do
that mean that they got it? They're

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getting it and old probably yeah.
Well she says they had a prenup.

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Oh, I would imagine they'd have
a pre I mean, I hope ABC

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would put that prenup together. So
they went on Good Morning America and announced

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this the quote from him for those
I mean, we could play it,

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but it's just Teresa. Theresa and
I've had a number of hard heart conversations.

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We looked closely at our situation.
We've come to the conclusion mutually,

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it's probably time time for us to
dissolve our marriage. Not best, I

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would think he'd say best, but
time after three months. And so then

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the anchor was like, three months, I mean, what the heck,

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guys, That was the exact quote, and then they went on about like

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their family. I mean, they
just maybe they have just too much.

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But there are people that are old
in senior homes that get married all the

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time and they have all kinds of
grandkids and stuff that merge. Here's here's

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what somebody on Reddit said. Okay, this is how they said. There

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are a lot of elderly people who
live between a state in the north somewhere

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in the summer and a warm state
in the winter. Gary and Theresa,

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so it could have split their year
between the two locations where they live,

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just like snowbirds do. Another reader
suggested, and this is in the same

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post. Another reader suggested half year
at Gary's and half year at Teresa's.

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But I'm in agreement with Gary's suspicious
motives in the first place. In first

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place of like why, And then
somebody wrote, I just think Gary isn't

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a good guy. The mask fell
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And then somebody answered that with one
hundred percent. I feel like a

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lot of people are forgetting the big
expose from his ex girlfriend. I believe

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everything that she had reported, and
I believe that his true color started to

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show through anyway, even though Teresa
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Leslie, but she dodged a bullet, especially given everything she had already been

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through in life. Yeah, that's
true. And then somebody wrote he didn't

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even try to deny anything in that
article because he knew she had shown texts,

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etc. To the writers. The
proof was there to support her assertions.

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And then somebody wrote, yes,
Golden Digger, oohoo, Okay,

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I'm gonna push it back on.
Somebody else wrote dying for Teresa and or

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some of her New Jersey relatives to
spill the actual tea. Okay, go

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ahead and push back. Well,
the pushback is only this, But then

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I forgot I was gonna push back, and then you brought up Leslie because

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my pushback was going to be,
Look, we all have an ex that

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has something shitty to say about us. I mean we do. I'm sorry.

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It's not necessarily that, you know, it doesn't make it okay that

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he like told someone they should get
in shape or whatever. Like that sucks.

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That's you know, but like no
one's perfect and people say stupid shit

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and breakups are heart and all that
stuff, so like I don't want to

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say that he's totally not a good
guy. But then I remember the Leslie,

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my girl Leslie and just the lies, like the way that he just

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told her it was her and then
it wasn't her, like that, just

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that's triggering and I hear insincere liar
mcliar pants. It was terrible, terrible

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the way he did that. He
told Leslie she's the one he can and

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then he acted like she was something
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it and being like, what the
fuck you literally told me I'm the one,

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you think I'm the one, and
now this like and then he was

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like, whoa, I didn't I
feel old for why I meant it at

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the time. It's also weird to
me that Leslie, like she always kind

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of presented much younger. She is
younger. I think, what is she

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sixty four? Is she sixty?
I get their ages mixed up, but

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she's in her like early sixties,
right, mm hmmm, I'm pretty sure.

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And he's, you know, a
good twelve what is he seventy two?

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And it was weird. It was
weird that she would get so wrapped

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up in him in the first place, like she could easily go younger,

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not saying she should or has to
or whatever, but like she could bet

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a guy in her late forties and
be jazz. Fine. Okay, here's

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a couple other takes. Okay,
Okay. Somebody said I think she realized

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he wasn't in love with her,
and that's why she wouldn't quit her job,

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though she indicated she'd be willing to
in their last date night on the

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show. He was angry about that, said on the Shandy Podcast, he

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wanted them to be free to travel
and so on. As he clearly stated

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on the show, they probably forgot
about it grew even more distant, and

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that was it. To give him
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her a few times in Jersey.
She only went to Indiana once and apparently

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didn't like it. She likes some
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lakefront. Bottom line, they weren't
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with her. Okay, I'm going
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going to push back on you.
Educational menu twenty one. First of all,

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those are pretty small, you know, like I want to travel more.

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I like lakefront, you like urban, walkable. I mean, I

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just I you know, it's like
Paul Abdullah and Empsy Skaggs. I mean,

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if it could work, like listen, if it could work for the

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they made it work. Do your
impression again? I love it? What

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an emcy skatcat? Uh? I
don't remember it? Did I have an

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impression you had? Like the lyrics
to that song? Oh, just like

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you like the movies and I like
ice skating. That was like outside like

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breathing, and I'm going to kill
you thatatcat first off? Like why how

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did they even have sex? I
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you you divorce after three months because
you're like like Lakefront, right, if

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you're okay? Then this person wrote, here's the other one. This person

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wrote, finances, she's loaded.
The show misrepresented Gary's financial standing and his

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past formerly owning a small burger franchise. Does not make you a restaurant tour

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exactly what I said most recently.
He was a handyman. She's a successful,

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still employed financial expert. He looks
like something he's not. Well.

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I'll say this because I always feel
bad about that pylon on Gary, I

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think, but I'll just say this. They were not meant. That's why

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we hated the finale. I especially, it was like they're not the right.

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That's we knew it wasn't right,
that wasn't her person. They weren't

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each other's person to say something terrible, and I, yeah, I think

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they just got swept up or they
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He probably thought, we'll make money
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married and getting endorsements and doing all
this TV, and I'll get it some

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sort of weird business off the ground, you know, Right, He's totally

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going to open up some weird like
shoe store, whatever the fuzz, some

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sandwich shut whatever it is. And
like this helped, But why wouldn't they

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let it go? Then? If
that's the case, And I believe you're

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right, why why not wait six
months or a year? Right? Like?

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Why because she doesn't slater Okay,
really wanted to, but she's like,

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no, I'm not tying my finances
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that Okay, So that's what I
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it's both those things. But this
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discussion exactly. But I think it's
just funny. But somebody named sad Song

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anyway, I don't know, wrote
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main reason he let Faith go,
that she wasn't ever going to leave her

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ranch. Teresa said she was open
to it, although I do remember her

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daughter expressing concern over her mom moving. And then this person responded, quote,

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my dead horse is buried here.
Kind of killed the mood. I

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could just maybe the final thing is
that Gary is, like you said,

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Theresa, I thought you were a
spinner, and I tried to do all

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these very fun aerobic acrobatic things and
you you didn't spin. And that's yeah,

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she didn't spin. She didn't spin
for Gary. Although I do feel

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like Teresa was kind of advertising that
she's a tiger in bed. I hate

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that I even just used that frame. She was like, oh, well

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when he she made some comments about, oh, he's not going to be

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disappointed, like what I got in
the bedroom, I've put it in all

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holes, Gary, And then Gary's
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put it in all holes. By
the way, Gary, I want you

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to carry me around like a six
pack. WHOA All right, Okay,

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you guys, I feel like some
of you are just shocked right now because

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you may not be on our Patreon, but this is this was kind of

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yeah, there's a lot of this
on our Golden Bachelor Patreon if you would

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like to join and go back and
listen to all those You might enjoy that

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even more now knowing what happened.
Also, we have quiet on the set.

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Yes, quiet is good. Yeah, hey, this brings us to

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We are going to recap for you
right now. But we don't know how

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long, how long we got on
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you something. Everybody, stop what
you're doing and go watch what is it

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called that at whatever? Bullshit Matchmaker. So accidentally, first of all,

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Cecily and I recently went down a
rabbit hole where we were watching old seasons

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of Millionaire Matchmaker and it's so good. It's so good, it's so good.

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So then this show came up and
Cecily was like, hey, maybe

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we could cover like the new version
of it, and then crazily coincidentally,

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Nick Viall is the co host of
it. Yeah, are the Bachelor people?

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They used a Bachelor person on episode
one? They used Justin of Justin

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and Eliza. Yeah, yeah,
Justin and Ronnie. I called them Burton

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Ernie if you'll remember back to that
beast in Paradise and it seems to be

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Bravo related because it was also gg
from Shaws of Sunset, which let's just

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get into this because Okay, we
were kind of excited, like until Bachelor

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comes, we have something to cover
now it's Bachelor related, but we'll just

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let's just let's just tell you upfront, like it's not great, it's it's

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really bad, and it's okay.
Oh, I feel like I should say

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this too. Okay, Stephanie and
I are very I think we're very careful

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about like we don't body shame,
we don't do any of that, right,

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right, if we're gonna be mean
about Patty and we're not gonna we're

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still not going to body shame,
but like we're gonna be we're gonna go

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in a little on Patty. But
please never forget that Patty is the meanest,

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one of the most vile sort of
villains on TV. That's why she

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was kind of fun to watch,
right, and she went after people so

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personally, So like, do not
feel bad for Patty when I say that

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someone did her dirty by those massive
extensions. I'm just gonna start with that.

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Yeah, she Patty's definitely trying to
be I don't want to say be

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something she's not because maybe she is
that person, but it's a lot.

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It's a lot of makeup, is
a lot the clothes or the the she

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is stuck that girl, that lady
is stuck in nineteen ninety eight or two

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thousand and two. Maybe, like
she's stuck in these weird dresses that I

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don't see you could ever buy.
I mean, I don't know where she's

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getting these outfits, the makeup,
like you said, the extensions. Plus

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she's obviously insisting that they put like
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oh my god, it's crazy.
I didn't even like that's old school.

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That's like Shirley McClain used to do. I have a friend who interviewed her

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one time, and you literally had
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and like put literal vaciline on it, and she would take nothing less but

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relatable. I would want that too. I do that. I want I

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do that. For a zoom,
my zoom looks so different. I had

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to do a zoom. This is
just a total little side story. I

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had to do a zoom for a
doctor's office for one of my kids,

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and I was like, oh my
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to my zoom where I've got my

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touch up like all the way at
the top. Oh my god, totally

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fifteen years younger on when I'm on
always it's the worse when you do the

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doxye to make you do you have
doctors the doxie and you're like, oh

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god, I'm like, when did
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I think the doctors do that on
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you try to make more appointments.
That's what I think. That's just a

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look, I'm not not all doctors. I have. The appointment is for

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Sadie. But I'm like, ah, I think I need an appointment.

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How do I get hurt in this? I know I didn't have a ring

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light for a long time. You
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Didn't even have a camera right,
which is not a very good camera.

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But I finally got a ring light
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because I'll turn the camera and be
like oh my god, and then I'll

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put the little light on. I'm
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that. I can live with that. Lie sad nightmare okay, so Pattie.

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So one of the things we love
to hate about Pattie was that she

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would have these sort of auditions of
people to come in to date her millionaires,

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right, and she'd be like,
get your teeth fixed, you're disgusting.

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You need to go work out what
are you? And I mean it's

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definitely aged out. Well, we
can't do that anymore, not on the

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CW anyway, right, But I
kind of miss it. I mean I

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kind of guess that's what we're watching. I think that we are dealing now,

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we're pretending, or we're pretending so
far to deal with celebrities. So

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I think it's like we're asking these
people, not we but pretending that we're

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producers. We're getting these people to
come on the show. I think it's

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like it's sort of buyers versus sellers, you know, like they're in the

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seat of having to find people to
be on the show that are famous so

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they can't like mistreat them, and
then they can't. Really they're trying to

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get like really hot people to be
the person the person dates. So I

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thought it was fine. I thought
they were right. Well, okay,

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let's get right into it first.
Yeah, So Patty introduces the fact that

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like a whole bullshit preamble about how
like I used to do this, I'm

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so good at matchmaking. No you're
not. She still ever stayed together.

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There was one couple that got married
in twelve how many seasons I believe there

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were like eight seasons maybe more of
Millionaire, I think one couple got together.

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And by the way, it's been
pointed out many times, Patty can't

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make anything work. She's she had
that guy Andy for a long time.

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She'd always talk about and sometimes people
would turn the tables on her, like

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people would get mad on Millionaire Matchmate
and they'd be like, well, what

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are you doing. You don't even
have a boyfriend. She's like, yes,

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I do. It's Andy. And
then you're like, okay, it's

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like very George Glass. Yes,
I was like, okay, Andy,

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where's Andy? He never wants to
like hang out for tapings. And then

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she would always be really weird,
like she'd give this advice. But then

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with Andy she'd just do whatever you
said. It was really really strange.

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And then I think you said she
got married and divorced. Yes, look

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up, I'll look up her personal
life. While we're talking about her.

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Okay, yeah, well a little
bit of a hit. So then we

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bring in Nick Nick viol listen,
A lot of people don't like him at

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all. And I understand why I
liked him when he was on the Bachelor.

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I do think I do think he
got I liked him on Caitlin's season.

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I was hoping they would get together. Whatever. I mean, he's

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done some sort of problematic things and
don't put me on the spot. I

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don't remember what they are. But
people dislike him. He's a kind of

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do too. I don't like him. I didn't like him here. Yeah.

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He also is with a much younger
girl, Natalie. They just had

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a baby. She's pretty young.
But like whatever, as you say,

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we cool, cool, they have
their thing. But I don't understand how

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Nick positioned himself as a dating expert. It's weird. So now half the

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time on his podcast, he used
to recap the Bachelor episodes and I enjoyed

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that, but now he mostly he'll
do like a quick wrap up or have

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a guest. But he loves he
gives dating advice. So now he's a

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dating expert, and you know has
has acted says to all these Bachelor people.

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It's absolutely ridiculous and ps. And
I hope he addresses this someday.

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I think he will because he does. He does not want to be there.

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He is like a sleek. He
has like pure contempt for Patty.

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You can see, can't you see
it? He does not like her,

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and he does not want to be
there. I think he really likes money.

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Okay, well yeah, and I
think that he's like, Okay,

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I'm gonna take this show that is
super like nineties, you know, early

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aughts, and I'm gonna bachelor fy
it, I'm gonna hip it up.

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And I think he got into it
with that intention and then was like,

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oh no, this isn't I'm not
I'm not gonna be able to do much

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with this. It's really bad,
especially when your first person that you're gonna

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help. So they're saying it's not
millionaires anymore. But then they bring in

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Gigi from Shaws ofs Did you watch
Shaws? I didn't, Okay, I

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did, so I know. And
by the way, I should tell you

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in case they didn't bring it up. Like she is hard of hearing.

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She has a hearing issues, so
sometimes she does it affects her speech a

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little bit, so sometimes she says
words a little differently. Okay, you

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probably didn't know that. She didn't
even know she I think she has an

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implant as well. Oh, I
think she does. She just doesn't talk

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about it constantly. She didn't.
Yeah, it wasn't it did. It

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was a storyline though, when like
they showed her go in and like get

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it for the first time and she
was. So she's obviously beautiful, but

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she's not very nice, if I
may. I mean, I'm not like

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I've watched many seasons of Gigi,
like I know them all, yeah,

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and it's kind of awful, Like
I don't know her in real life,

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so whatever, But she's above it
all. She fights with everybody. She's

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a little bit of the Lalla,
but without the kind of the bite like

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Lala at least has some really good
one liners and like it's going to come

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at you fast. But Gigi's just
kind of she's just kind of pissed at

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the world, kind of mean and
really cold as you could see here.

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Yes, why would this be the
person other than she's hot, Like,

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it just didn't make any sense to
me that it would be her because it

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was like pulling teeth and it was
not comfortable for me to watch. No,

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so she says, but she's pretty
honest about herself, which I found

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is honesting She's just like, I'm
really shut down sexually, I'm insecure.

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I don't ever give blowjobs. I
don't. But and then I wasn't really

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sure. Does she mean like because
I'm scared because I don't think I'm gonna

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do it well, or just because
you know, gross, I'm not doing

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that. I'm not sure. I
got the sense that she feels like she's

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just not good enough, she doesn't
know what to do. I wasn't totally

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sure about that because remember she's you
know. So she says she hasn't dated

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in seven years. I doubt that's
totally true. But she has a baby

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from spring, much like Lalla.
She's doing the sperm did the sperm donor

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thing? No, she had she
yeah, oh yeah, she has a

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kid from a sperm donor. She
there's no dad. Are you sure?

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Because I thought she said that the
next one. I thought she said she

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the next time she's going to use
a sperm donor because she does, or

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am I confusing her with You're confusing
her with Lallah? Okay, Okay,

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So she did. That's what she
did, and she likes she has some

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attachment stuff. I theorize. I
have no idea. I think, you

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know, maybe she's maybe she's asexual
a little bit, is the vibe I'm

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getting. Okay, I don't know
really, but like, yeah, I

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did like that she was really honest
about And then she says she was kind

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of bullied when she was younger,
and they kind of all said she was,

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you know, a slow up.
Yeah, and she's like, I

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hadn't even kissed anybody, I know
she was. Yeah, she had some

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rough stuff. Here's the thing.
My heart would did go out because I

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have no backstory on her. I'd
never seen her. So I was like,

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oh, I kind of I think
she's got you know, as they

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say in Bachelor World, walls up, you know. But then I was

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like, okay, but why inflict
her on somebody else? Was my question.

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I'm like, isn't that the kind
of thing where you go, like,

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you know what, you need therapy, not to be let loose on

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some you know, poor innocent guys. That would be a much more interesting

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show with people like that, therapy
with all of the Bravo people. I

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guess. By the way, this
is what happens when Patty when they first

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bring her in. I swear to
god, I don't know if you noticed

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this, but I wrote it down. Patty takes one look at her and

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she goes, oh my god,
look at that thin body. Oh my

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god, she can't help herself.
Patty can I help herself? But it's

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so gross. But Patty's not like
she acts like she's I think Patty lost.

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Wait no, Patty's like super thin. She was and then and had

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to show it to us because she
was wearing a dress that was like slit

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all the way up to her hip. I think she did the Oh I

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think she did. I'm sure she
did, but that's the but she's so

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focused on that it was like,
really, that's the first thing you noticed,

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is like, look at that thin
body. Yeah, she's ridiculous.

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She's horrendous. And my next note, by the way, is why is

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Nick famous? How? Why him? Why? Now? Yeah? Why?

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Now? Okay? So then they
bring on wait wait so then so

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just no, okay, but hold
on, so Nick says to her,

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She's like, guys, this is
Gigi. She's like, guys, I

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have trauma. Like I'm just really
shut down sexually like I have no self

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esteem, and Nick goes, we
need you to find that security so you

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don't do that. Oh oh thanks, oh think thanks Nick, I can

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see why you're an expert. That's
that's great. And then Patty goes,

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I want her to find a divorce
date of divorce dad, who can bring

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out her feminine side. Okay,
she just told you. What are you

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talking about, like bring out her
feminine side? Like that's the problem.

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Like, oh, she's just she's
just not soft enough, which is what

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they focused on. It's like,
no, she's hard as a rock because

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she just fucking told you that she
has trauma and she's totally shut down.

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This is not gonna work, guys. But it's like it's a robot answer

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that Patty always gives. She said
that like every episode, right, you

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gotta if you want the cock,
you gotta have the vagina. I mean

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she would say all this shit like
over and over. I mean, I

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can't believe how many seasons a lot
of us watched it that I know,

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down, we got beaten down.
Show us the ring before you show him

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the pussy, like what he's proposed
to you before? Like we what And

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by the way, I prefer it, though I would go back and watch

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more episodes right now. Me too. We only got two seasons for free.

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That's the only reason I stopped at
like season four. So yes,

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I know, Justin comes in and
let me just tell you something about Justin.

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Justin has been in a serious relationship
with Susie Evans from The Bachelor,

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from Clayton season, the one that
Clayton wanted at the end. That's Susie,

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the one that looks at Canna Brown. They're very, very together.

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They're all over social media. He's
not trying to hide it. This guy

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was like, all right, I'll
do all right, Nick, I'll do

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your stupid CW show, but like, I'm not going to change my life

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for it. It's not the fucking
Bachelor. Oh my god, because I

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got the vibe that it was fake. So it was totally fake. Yeah,

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he has been in a serious relationship. Well I don't know when they

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filmed this, but I'm just saying
that he wasn't He's not hiding the fact

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that he's in a very serious relationship, well at the end with her constantly.

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Yeah no, no, I mean
they did they said on the show,

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like they didn't he didn't end up
with these chicks, but when he

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and Nick meet up, Right when
Justin and Nick, I just wrote so

407
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much broergy. That's the word I'm
trying to get going a lot of broer

408
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:18.960
g and that's mainly coming from Also, Justin was totally doing bachelor speak.

409
00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:23.240
I want to shut up. It's
a different show. Yeah, I don't

410
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:26.119
have to keep saying that. And
then Nick is like Nick again, I'm

411
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:29.960
surprit like his I was twitching,
you know, like right before you fall

412
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:34.039
asleep, when you're on a plane
and you just rolls up, and Nick

413
00:27:34.119 --> 00:27:38.680
was basically doing that. She did
not want to be there, and then

414
00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:44.160
I just wrote this is low rent. Nick was probably like, we could

415
00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:45.799
just do this at my house,
Like do we have to do this at

416
00:27:45.839 --> 00:27:53.359
this weird fake like a Venice Beach, weird sort of modern house that somebody

417
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:57.720
just rented that we're going to do
all of our Oh, like Patty and

418
00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:00.519
I are just hanging out and we're
just going through the matches. No,

419
00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:03.680
you're not, you're not doing that. You were there for an hour?

420
00:28:04.839 --> 00:28:07.839
Yes, And then okay, I
wrote at some point she's yelling at him

421
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:11.039
about being a waffler and I just
wrote, here's the old Patty. And

422
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:14.319
by the way, I did look
it up. So she was with Andy

423
00:28:14.559 --> 00:28:17.640
Friedman was his name for a long
time two thousand and three to ten,

424
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:19.160
for seven years, and never put
a ring on it. By the way,

425
00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:22.799
that's her whole thing. Lessie shows
you a diamond, don't show him

426
00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:26.119
the whole or whatever her thing was. Then they didn't get married. Then

427
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:30.519
David Krause she dated in twenty twelve
to fifteen, again just partners, not

428
00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:33.519
married. Now as someone who didn't
want to get like, didn't want to

429
00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:36.640
marry some of my partners, I'm
not like, oh god, everyone has

430
00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:38.920
to get married. I'm not that
personal. I'm just saying Patti made a

431
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:42.359
whole show about it, right,
that was the whole premise of the show.

432
00:28:42.680 --> 00:28:47.720
And yet huh she never locked that
down. No weird and locked that

433
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:51.599
down. But she has a lot
of tips for other people about how to

434
00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:56.039
lock it down. So before before
she calls him a waffler. The problem

435
00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.759
is that Justin's like, you know
what my problem is, I'm just too

436
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:03.400
picky. I just have really high
standards. So he's like, I want

437
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:07.880
somebody who's attractive and smart and intellectual, and you know, and then he's

438
00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:12.880
telling the story that he dated somebody
for a few months but he didn't want

439
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:18.559
to post her on his socials,
which which I agree is not a good

440
00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:23.160
sign, like you're great, No, it's not good. So but so

441
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:26.799
he's like, so, Patty's like, why not? Why didn't you want

442
00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:29.759
to post her? And he says, well, I just there were certain

443
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:33.119
signs that, you know, maybe
she wasn't going to be the right one.

444
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:37.759
And then Patty goes, why are
you wasting the chicks time? Are

445
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:42.039
you? Is this the seventies?
She just called them, You just called

446
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:45.640
them chicks. I think I referred
to someone as a chick earlier I do

447
00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:49.519
today, like on this show.
But she was being totally serious, like

448
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:55.480
we're being funny doing a podcast.
She's like, why are you wasting a

449
00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:59.279
chicks time? Like that was her. That's really how she was describing people.

450
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:03.799
I remember, by the way,
this guy that I know, he's

451
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:10.599
in his fifties and he was dating
a girl. I'll just tell you Simpson's

452
00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:14.839
guy. Some guy. So he
was in his fifties dating a girl that

453
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:18.559
was twenty five and a woman I
should say, she's a grown woman at

454
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:21.720
twenty five. Her brain's not totally
formed yet, but sure, you know

455
00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:25.920
it takes to they say twenty seven. But okay. And he told me

456
00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:29.480
that she was mad about the Insta
thing. She wanted to go. They

457
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:32.559
had been dating, like, I
don't know, on and off eight months

458
00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:33.759
or something like that, and she
wanted what do you call it, like

459
00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:37.519
install, what do you call it? There's a word for it, I

460
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:41.799
don't know, announced, you know, like announce it on Insta basically okay,

461
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:45.839
And he didn't want to and so
then she broke up with Yama.

462
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:48.240
That was the scene. Yeah,
I know it's a thing that long.

463
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:53.200
Of course, you want to lock
those those beautiful writers down. Okay,

464
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:59.559
so now we we just we go
back to Gigi and they they found her

465
00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:03.119
a mad so Ggi doesn't even get
choices. Justin is going to get choices.

466
00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:07.319
Yeah, that was really weird.
They got the Italian guy divorced dad

467
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:12.000
with tattoos. He looks through all
these headshots that Nick did not care about,

468
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:17.400
yes one, and he's like,
I don't care, I don't care

469
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:23.680
whatever. I'm what what time is
it? I'm so cold? He's like,

470
00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:29.480
I'm so and then he just does
a quick TikTok and then she's like

471
00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:33.160
Nick, she just starts clapping at
him. You're getting paid a lot for

472
00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:40.480
this. So yeah, Italian guy
and his name was Gabriel, Gabriel.

473
00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:44.039
I never wrote it down, Yeah, Gabriel, Italian guy. Yeah,

474
00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:47.519
and I just wrote I wish they
showed more options. They're just like a

475
00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:52.599
good enough, this guy's fine.
So then we go back and we see

476
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:57.279
that Justin is getting two options,
Becca and Carla. Carla with a K.

477
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:02.000
We're going to find out, so
they choose. It didn't really make

478
00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:06.799
sense the way they were doing it
because I felt like I felt like something

479
00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:09.880
went awry in the production of this
episode and that they were supposed to be

480
00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:15.759
practice dates for Justin as well,
but it didn't come together because they forced

481
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:20.519
They end up forcing Gigi to go
on these like speed dating, right,

482
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:22.799
I think, do you know what
I'm saying, Like, I think they

483
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:27.200
wanted to have a couple of choices
for him and have him sit down because

484
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:30.559
he didn't really have a date with
the first girl. Yeah, it was

485
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:34.039
very phoned in first of all.
Also, they show us Becca and Carla.

486
00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:36.799
You look at them and you know, for Justin it's probably going to

487
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:38.720
be Becca. But for some reason, they're like, Okay, Carla,

488
00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:42.279
it didn't make sense. We knew
it wasn't going to work out with her,

489
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:45.759
right, Like that was shocking,
and you know, we weren't wrong.

490
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:47.640
Didn't break out with anybody. But
Justin was completely phoning it in.

491
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:51.480
He's like, okay, you guys, I have eight I have eight minutes.

492
00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:53.920
Yeah, so get what you can. We're not doing like pickups or

493
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:59.359
anything like that. I don't want
hair and makeup like there was just I

494
00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:00.839
mean, yeah, you're right,
there was definitely a lot of things that

495
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:05.519
were supposed to happen that just didn't
happen. He's he just wasn't into it.

496
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:09.039
Both he and Nick they were probably
like about to go out drinking somewhere

497
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:12.359
and they're like, and Nick's like, listen, buddy, do you want

498
00:33:12.359 --> 00:33:15.319
to just like, should we just
cram this in? You're gonna make money,

499
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:16.319
I mean, you're getting paid.
Like, we'll just do this.

500
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:20.200
We'll do this real fast. It's
not going to take more than like thirty

501
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.799
minutes. We'll go have a beer
while they're setting up. We'll do that.

502
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:25.440
Then we'll go do our thing.
Right. He's like, all right,

503
00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:30.640
so okay, So then they go
and they show this gg stupid date,

504
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:34.920
this speed dating thing. But they
bring in the other guys Ressa.

505
00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:37.480
They bring in Reza from Do we
like rezas? I do? Now?

506
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.359
He's caused a lot of problems.
He's had many fights, he said terrible

507
00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:45.119
things. He's a mean fighter.
Okay, he's a mean like, oh

508
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:46.799
my god, there were seasons where
you know, yeah, I can't believe

509
00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:52.759
he survived those because he can be
pretty vile to women especially, but he

510
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.759
can also be like the most fabulous
gay best friend ever okay, you know,

511
00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:59.119
and he's like he was made.
I don't know if he's still married

512
00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:00.400
or he was with this guy for
a long time. I really like their

513
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:05.160
relationship. I like him, but
in real life i'd be scared of him,

514
00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:07.199
you know. But I think he's
good TV and he's smart and funny,

515
00:34:07.199 --> 00:34:12.360
and he's like very warn he presents
a like kind of the opposite of

516
00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:15.559
Gig. And they've gone at it
to her. Real name's Gonessa, by

517
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:20.159
the way. So they bring in
this dumb thing and it's so mean.

518
00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:22.599
It's just so mean, like you
said to due to the guys, because

519
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:27.639
she's just being a nightmare. Yeah, they bring in. But also it

520
00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:31.840
seems like these guys are Patty's employees. Yes, so it's not even like

521
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:35.719
they're actual guys that she would go
on a date with. They're just like,

522
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:38.199
all right, we're gonna like watch
you and you know, see how

523
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:43.039
you do on these dates. But
then these guys just sit down and they're

524
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:45.239
the guys are bad too though.
They're just like, hey, so what's

525
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:50.960
up? Yeah, and then Patty's
like, look look at their body language.

526
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:52.840
His legs are totally open, like
he might as well have had his

527
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:58.360
pants off, and just his legs
up on the table was so forced and

528
00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:04.840
so forced. So the first guy
is Christian, cute, he's cute,

529
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:09.519
and she goes, you have politician
hare and then and then he says and

530
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:15.039
then Patty's like, oh my god, what this is terrible? What is

531
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.199
she doing? And then he says, uh, well, what do you

532
00:35:17.280 --> 00:35:22.119
like to eat? And she holds
up her arms like an X like she's

533
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:25.360
on the X factor. And she's
like, eh, now why, I

534
00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:29.559
don't know, because she's mean and
she doesn't want to be there. They're

535
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.280
all above it, you know,
these reality they are just like now they're

536
00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:36.079
above this other reality show, right, it's all just like a hierarchy,

537
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:38.480
and he's and then Reza runs in
to give notes. He's like, be

538
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:44.000
soft, be softer. Then he
runs back like what the fuck are we

539
00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:46.159
doing? So let's just go through
the rest of before we go back to

540
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:49.519
Justin. Let's just do the rest
of her dates. Like. So,

541
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:52.639
the next guy comes in and within
one second they're like, oh my god,

542
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:55.440
this is a nightmare. This is
awkward, and they pull the guy

543
00:35:55.480 --> 00:36:00.719
out and so she's just sitting there
like it's that bad. They couldn't have

544
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:07.519
two seconds of conversation. So the
last guy is somebody named Gray, and

545
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:13.400
they're very awkward too, if if
I may more awkward than the first freakin

546
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:16.199
two And but suddenly they're like,
oh my god, see she's softened right

547
00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:20.320
up, she's so much better.
Did great. It's just bad scripting too,

548
00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:22.239
because they're like, okay, we'll
have two bad ones, right,

549
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:24.800
okay, great notes, and then
we'll have one the third guys like we're

550
00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:28.840
going to show her Gigi like what
she can really do. But you're right,

551
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:31.000
but he is out of order.
He goes he goes, well I

552
00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:35.079
was adopted, and she goes,
oh, had that work out for you

553
00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:37.679
and they're like, yes, they're
having deep conversation. No, she's being

554
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:42.440
a cous you're talking about He's like, well, I felt like I was

555
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:46.559
chosen. Like he's about to cry, But that's in the notes. That's

556
00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:51.039
in the producer notes. So that
one's supposed to have worked out right,

557
00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:55.679
So stupid. Okay, So back
at the Justin at some like place in

558
00:36:55.760 --> 00:37:00.280
Marina del Rey, Justin yes,
sits with Carla with the ca hey,

559
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:04.599
and he's just like, yeah,
I don't know, it's really hard to

560
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:08.440
capture my attention. And she's a
dick too, what is going on?

561
00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:12.000
Only a dick? They're above it, just like Nick. They all think

562
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:14.920
they're so much better, and Carla
is just not. She doesn't she's not

563
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:19.159
into him. No, no spark
no. So then he goes back to

564
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.280
Nick and Nick's like, hey,
so what happened with Carla with a K

565
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:24.719
like? And Justin's like eh.
He goes, well, did you guys

566
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:30.840
exchange exchange information? And he goes
no, and he goes okay, well

567
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:35.400
do you want to meet like another
girl? And he goes, okay,

568
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.519
I guess is that is that in
the contract? Does anybody have my paper?

569
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:43.679
My contract? Can I just this
this morning? Yeah? And can

570
00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:46.559
I get a coffee? Please?
Thank you? And so then Nick Nick

571
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:50.440
is, did you notice this when
he shows the picture of Becca. This

572
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.760
is what he says. He's like, gorgeous blue eyes. That's one of

573
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:54.480
the things I look for. Oh, that's one of the things you look

574
00:37:54.559 --> 00:38:00.559
for, Nick, not like sense
of humor or like kindness, gorgeous blue

575
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:08.360
eyes. Look at that. Just
fucking terrible. So I didn't even think

576
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:12.559
I could get worse than Patty herself, because the whole idea is we were

577
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:15.400
gonna hate watch it, right,
like just see you all. But now

578
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:21.960
it's just worse for different reasons.
Right, So back with Gigi Pty Patty

579
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:25.079
and what's his name again? Oh, Reza, Reza are like, yeah,

580
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:28.679
it's gonna go amazing, it's gonna
go amazing. Let's show her the

581
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.639
picture of Gabriel and she takes one
look at the picture and she's like,

582
00:38:31.719 --> 00:38:36.800
oh my god, he's gonna murder
my pussy. All of a sudden,

583
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.360
she's like super into it. Is
this when Patty decides to show her how

584
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:45.400
to give a blowjob with a banana, because Reza is like, I don't

585
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:47.800
know, she just wants to lay
there like a starfish. And then Patty

586
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.280
goes, well, every ex boyfriend
comes back from my pussy, which they

587
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:55.519
don't know, No, they definitely
don't. And then she's like, do

588
00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:58.639
you want me to show you?
Do you want me to show you how

589
00:38:58.639 --> 00:39:04.320
to give a fucking blowjob? And
and and Gg's like, uh, yes,

590
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:09.559
I don't know. She they all
just meet to her that would be

591
00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:13.039
fun to watch. Patty just get
me to it immediately, and the show

592
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:15.480
just gets pulled. I bet it
gets pulled before it's season run. I

593
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:17.199
don't. I don't think it's gonna
run the whole season. I bet they're

594
00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:21.480
ready for love this ship. I
really hope that they don't keep this going

595
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:25.280
because it's a nightmare. She's like, banana, bring me a banana right

596
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:29.840
now, and they don't. They
bring her a huge carrot, and then

597
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:36.400
they just go to commercial a banana. Well, isn't it from Fast Times?

598
00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:38.039
Remember the whole carrot? Was it
a carrot? It was a carrot?

599
00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:42.320
I think it was so was it
a caritter a banana? Yeah,

600
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:44.679
because my friend tried to do it
too, because we all thought that was

601
00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:45.920
so cool. She's like, let
me show you, and I think I

602
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:52.679
was way too young for that.
You have to go to therapy after this

603
00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:55.880
episode. You're like, some stuff's
coming up. Yeah, let me see

604
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:59.199
what they're let me see what the
ratings are. By the way, take

605
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:04.920
us to g She's date one.
Okay, yeah, so oh well first

606
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:09.920
first okay, oh is that what
happened here? Yeah? Because I have

607
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:16.760
the the date with Becca but okay, So she meets Gabriel and she seems

608
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:21.840
sort of what underwhelmed, but she's
like hi, okay cool, and then

609
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:25.639
they're going to blow some glass.
So Justin meets Becca and she's like,

610
00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:31.960
wow, this is like a nice
spread. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

611
00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:37.920
I don't care what anyone says.
What oh what what are you talking

612
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:42.719
about? So you're you're trying to
nag him, like you're gonna be the

613
00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:46.639
funny, like neg girl on the
first date, Like I'm like a cool,

614
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:49.960
cool, I'm really cool, Like
I don't care. I'm not going

615
00:40:50.039 --> 00:40:53.440
to try to compliment you, like
I'm just gonna start insulting you. Right

616
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:59.880
right, I just wrote not funny. Uh So she's a travel agent.

617
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:04.840
She's like, I don't drink and
this has annoyed me as a sober person.

618
00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:07.079
It annoyed me that he's like,
I don't know, I don't know

619
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:09.519
if that's a deal breaker or not. I mean, I guess, but

620
00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:14.480
like drinking is a big part of
my social life. Yeah, I don't

621
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:16.800
know that's gonna work, right,
But okay, give her a chance,

622
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:21.239
give her a second. Like,
just because she's not you need to be

623
00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:23.840
drunk, go ahead and drink.
She's just said, because she said she's

624
00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:29.400
not, like listen, I live
a sober lifestyle like she's on the show.

625
00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:32.360
Yeah, she's just like, I
don't even care, you can totally

626
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:36.119
drink. And he's immediately like,
yeah, might be a deal breaker,

627
00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:40.599
but whatever. So they go play
corn hole and I was like, Okay,

628
00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:45.679
she's being funny and kind of bantering
along with him because I don't know.

629
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:50.079
She's like, were you at a
cornhole league or something where she's like,

630
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.920
did you guys have team shirts?
And he's like yeah, I was

631
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:54.880
gonna wear mine. So I'm like, okay, these two they're being kind

632
00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:59.639
of funny, so of course he's
not gonna like her, right all right,

633
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:01.599
date ends and she's like, are
we going to go out again or

634
00:42:01.599 --> 00:42:07.159
whatever? And he's like yeah,
she says something to the effect of like

635
00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:12.760
he says something about my fiance and
she's like, oh, are you proposing

636
00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:15.199
on a first date? And then
he's like, oh, you never know

637
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:17.519
or something. I was like,
this is such bullshit. He doesn't like

638
00:42:17.559 --> 00:42:22.719
her. No, absolutely, there
was nothing there. No, it's horrible.

639
00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:27.599
I wrote he says their second date
potential, and I know there wasn't.

640
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.079
That's what I wrote, right,
Yes, that's about right. I

641
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.920
just wrote, like, please make
this end, which is what by the

642
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:36.360
way, I could not. I
was looking for ratings. I couldn't find

643
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:38.199
anything yet. And I also like, the first thing that came up is

644
00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:43.719
is Matchmaker canceled? But it doesn't. We don't know yet. Okay,

645
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:47.360
it will be canceled. Okay.
So back on Gabriel and Gigi's date,

646
00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:53.440
they finished blowing glass and by the
way, she's making so many comments about

647
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:58.840
like blowjobs and just the tip,
and she's making all these double ententres and

648
00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:01.760
I was like, honey, don't
do that. If you're like I do

649
00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:06.360
not give it up in the bedroom. I'm shut down, I'm closed off.

650
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:09.880
Why are you like with the constant
blowjob jokes and like, you know,

651
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:14.000
it's weird. Don't do. She's
a little I think she's emotionally stunted.

652
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:15.880
I do. I've always sort of
thought that she's a little off.

653
00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:21.000
It's all off, but yeah,
that was That was weird. Then none,

654
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:22.440
none of it mattered, didn't care. And then they go to these

655
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:27.559
dumb like recaps. Well I just
wrote with Nick. So first those two

656
00:43:27.639 --> 00:43:31.400
though, go and sit down and
he's like pouring her wine, and I

657
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:36.920
have to say, she's acting like
she's into it. She's acting like there's

658
00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:40.159
a spark, she's like kind of
flirty. She's totally different than she was

659
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:44.559
earlier in the show. So I
was like, well, then she's a

660
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:46.559
good actress because then she's like yeah, I mean I like him as a

661
00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:50.480
friend. Yeah, that was so
weird. Okay, that was when the

662
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:52.800
breakdown with Patty. Like Gigi's like, oh yeah, okay, Patty's like

663
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:57.000
what'd you think and she's like,
yeah, friend vibes. I mean that's

664
00:43:57.039 --> 00:44:00.599
what she later says, Like right, it's also fake because like she had

665
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.719
to say something. She wasn't going
to be a total dick, and that's

666
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:06.599
what they probably told her to say, Like it obviously wasn't going to work

667
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.199
out. Neither of them worked out
right at all, because not even a

668
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:13.440
tiny bit shoot, not even they
didn't even try to pretend like it did,

669
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:15.480
except that Patty tried to put a
spin on it that was like,

670
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.519
oh yeah, we never thought you
were going to like that guy. That

671
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:21.199
was just whole practice for you.
We're just trying to get you back in

672
00:44:21.239 --> 00:44:23.320
the game. No, you're not, Patty. If that was the case,

673
00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:27.920
you would have just done a speed
dating thing like they forget. It's

674
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:30.679
our favorite autism show, Love on
the Spectrum, then just do that.

675
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:36.039
Then you know what, it's so
hard with shows like Love on the Spectrum

676
00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:38.760
because that's one of the best shows
I've ever seen. It's amazing. It's

677
00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:42.679
the best thing ever. And if
you guys haven't watched it, go back

678
00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:45.440
and then also go watch the Australian
versions. You have more. There's there's

679
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:49.519
not a bad moment. It's just
wonderful. And so it's hard to have

680
00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:52.119
shows like The Matchmaker. After we
have shows like that, right, you

681
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:55.400
kind of can't. It's hard to
go back for me. I mean,

682
00:44:55.480 --> 00:45:00.639
I just I anyway, Okay,
so then yeah, also Justin has the

683
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:04.400
dumb Recap with Nick and I know
you already said this, but basically it

684
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:07.159
was just like no reason given.
Yeah, nobody cared. He's like,

685
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:12.440
yeah, I'll go out there again. He just then so defeated, just

686
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:15.800
like, just tell me what I
have to say so that we can go

687
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:20.239
have beers. I really want to
go have beers with my bra with go

688
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:23.800
shoot some pool, have some beers, you know, scam on some chicks.

689
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:28.840
And Nick's like, can you just
say can you just say like,

690
00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:30.599
yeah, there's potential there. I'm
gonna I'll go on a second date.

691
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:34.559
He's like, okay, wait,
can you say that again? Right,

692
00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:38.679
we're gonna do rim Tom have time
for rim Tom. I mean one hundred

693
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:42.400
percent that happened. And then the
chiron comes up. They freeze frame like

694
00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:45.760
an eighties stand of an eighties baby, right, and the stupid music is

695
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:47.199
like bump bump, bump, bump
bump, and then it just like yeah,

696
00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:50.719
he didn't go out with either of
them again, Bye bye till next

697
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:54.719
week. Yeah, that was a
failed That was a failed experiment. So

698
00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:59.719
we made it. Do we think
that these are gonna all be like famous

699
00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:02.840
people because none of that will be
real If that's the case, I don't

700
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:06.559
know. I mean, maybe they
just thought it'd be fun to start with

701
00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:12.199
sort of a Bravo related slash Bachelor. I mean, none of this makes

702
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:15.199
sense. Why are those two even
together? Well, I guess it was

703
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:16.920
always Bravo, But how did Abc? How did they like? How did

704
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:20.840
they get together on it? I
think the CW is like this is like

705
00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:24.880
a hail Mary, because right after
this, I watched F Girl Island,

706
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:30.199
which they are calling Love and Lies, okay, and then there was this

707
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:35.199
big commercial that Nikki Glazer had to
do where she was being very funny about

708
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:37.960
it where she's like, guys,
come over to the CW where we're doing

709
00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:43.079
F Girl Island. Only it's not
called F Girl Island for some reason.

710
00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:45.840
It's called Love and Lies. But
I think we all can see that love

711
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:51.199
and Lies is basically F Girl Island, right, but we're not calling it

712
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:53.760
that. I'm here to tell you
it's called love and Lies. You can

713
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:57.199
look it up called love and Lies. I don't know why that is,

714
00:46:57.239 --> 00:47:00.039
but it's called love and lies.
Anyway. I watched F Girl Island and

715
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:05.039
uh, it was It's amusing.
But while I was watching it, I

716
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:07.199
was like, Nikki Glazier is the
best part about it. She's so far

717
00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:14.599
and she has funny jokes and it's
she's very flippant about it. The guys

718
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:17.920
are got If you ever saw F
Boy Island, the guys are all retreads

719
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:22.119
from F Boy Island. I mean
it's kind of watchable, but it would

720
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:28.039
be very difficult to recap. H
Yeah, I mean this they take care

721
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:30.679
of. Right. I told you
about how I have Direct TV and they

722
00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:32.559
like pulled r CW maybe just in
La. You know, they had some

723
00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:37.239
sort of dispute CW and they pulled
it for like almost a year and I

724
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:39.719
didn't even notice, like what and
then I only got mad after. I

725
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:43.199
know. I was like, well
I pay for that. You should give

726
00:47:43.199 --> 00:47:45.400
me some kind of compensation for that. Yeah, last time I kared was

727
00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:49.559
a crazy ex Girlfriend, which was
their one of that was their best show.

728
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:52.159
Right. Well, I think they're
trying to make a comeback, is

729
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:57.760
what I'm saying. So they're getting
these shows that have worked in the past,

730
00:47:58.599 --> 00:48:01.320
but the people who cur we had
them didn't want them, so right,

731
00:48:02.039 --> 00:48:05.679
they're getting them and they're trying to
do something with it. So we'll

732
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:07.679
see, we'll see, we'll see
how it goes. Listen, we'll give

733
00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:14.440
it another episode, right, maybe
Yeah, sure, why not? I

734
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:16.719
mean, I how about we listened
to what you guys think? Are you

735
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:22.360
guys? Can you can you give
us some feedback on Facebook on Rose Pricks.

736
00:48:22.760 --> 00:48:23.960
Let us know if you watched it, what your thoughts were. Should

737
00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:27.960
we watch another? Tell us?
Yeah, tell us? All right,

738
00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:34.000
well that's it. Yeah, we
will see you next week for vander Pump.

739
00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.280
Things are heating up over on vander
Pump, I got to say at

740
00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:42.039
least off camera. Yeah they are. And also again, don't forget Patreon

741
00:48:42.119 --> 00:48:45.679
quiet on the set and all of
our old Golden Bachelors and like a zillion

742
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:49.000
other things. You can get all
of it for Patreon bucks. Yeah,

743
00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:51.320
yeah, go over there, do
it for five bucks, binge it and

744
00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:52.679
if you want to leave, we
get it. We do that shit.

745
00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:58.079
Uh huh, I understand around,
But yeah, thank you for the support,

746
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.480
and bye bye bye. Yeah

