What's up, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. Today is a Today's a
big day. It's a really big day. It's kind of an emergency day.
So we're glad you're here because oh no, it did oh Teresa,
Teresa, you said you would do sixty nine with me every day, and
I don't think you are going to do that. You want to meet Gary.
I didn't say that I would do sixty nine. I said that I
would let you take me from behind. It's very that's very different, Teresa.
I had a lot of people to choose from. I'm just shocked that
you would pretend that you would do something you're not going to do when I
could have gone with Susan. Gary. You also said that you are a
restaurant to or let's not forget, and then it turned out I had to
find out, not from you, from the streets, that you once owned
a restaurant in nineteen and sold it in nineteen eighty seven. Okay, and
I'm still working and I that's not okay, Teresa. How are the stocks
doing it? Am? I still do? I still have access to your
Raymond James account. I mean, all right, here we go. I
mean I don't know about you, guys. I was a little shocked.
I woke up. I mean, I've been in kind of pain about this.
Should we just tell you for those who don't know. Obviously, the
Golden Bachelor, Gary Turner and Theresa Nist are getting a divorce just three months
after getting married. Now, okay, a lot of people are saying I
sound like Trump here. A lot of people are saying a lot beautiful or
saying beautiful. People are saying that they just couldn't. These two crazy kids
just couldn't figure out where to buy a home. No way, somebody,
So what's our theory? Who's the blame? Let's start. I'll tell you.
I'll tell you why I don't buy it though, because you know,
sure do I think that that could be a reason why a couple doesn't work
out. Absolutely, But I don't think you would have to announce it three
months later if that was the real case. I think you would let that
go for a while. I mean, where do you have to be?
I think something. I think somebody got mad at somebody else, and I
think I think Teresa ended it. I this is my personal theory. I
thought this kind of from the get go. But I think that Teresa bought
in to Gary and agreed to you know, accepted the proposal before A lot
of stuff had come out about him before, the stuff about how he'd misrepresented
his job, how he'd misrepresented his past relationships. I read something where she
said, hey, it's not I already knew about past he told me,
and I was fine with it. I don't think she could have been fine
with it. I mean, well, I don't know. Nasty stuff that
came out about him, fat shaming is the last one, and kicking her
out of the house, and how he kind of has a temper. I
think she was just like, you know what, I think I was sold
a bill of goods. I'm not uprooding my whole life with where all my
family is to move into it with a guy that might be a shyster.
That's what I think. I do you think think you might be right.
I think there's a temper there. That was my first thought when we were
kind of like, I think, yeah, we saw it. We saw
space turn red with emotion, Like you know, that goes both ways,
whether you're like full of joy or whatever. Those guys they get mad.
We saw him get mad and riled up and screaming up, you know,
like there's something there. Now. I'm not saying he's like abusive or whatever.
I think they got caught up in this whirlwind of insanity. And then
three months later we're like, oh my god, what the fuck do we
do? And she's probably trying to protect her money too. So when they
say they're dissolving the marriage, do that mean that they got it? They're
getting it and old probably yeah. Well she says they had a prenup.
Oh, I would imagine they'd have a pre I mean, I hope ABC
would put that prenup together. So they went on Good Morning America and announced
this the quote from him for those I mean, we could play it,
but it's just Teresa. Theresa and I've had a number of hard heart conversations.
We looked closely at our situation. We've come to the conclusion mutually,
it's probably time time for us to dissolve our marriage. Not best, I
would think he'd say best, but time after three months. And so then
the anchor was like, three months, I mean, what the heck,
guys, That was the exact quote, and then they went on about like
their family. I mean, they just maybe they have just too much.
But there are people that are old in senior homes that get married all the
time and they have all kinds of grandkids and stuff that merge. Here's here's
what somebody on Reddit said. Okay, this is how they said. There
are a lot of elderly people who live between a state in the north somewhere
in the summer and a warm state in the winter. Gary and Theresa,
so it could have split their year between the two locations where they live,
just like snowbirds do. Another reader suggested, and this is in the same
post. Another reader suggested half year at Gary's and half year at Teresa's.
But I'm in agreement with Gary's suspicious motives in the first place. In first
place of like why, And then somebody wrote, I just think Gary isn't
a good guy. The mask fell off. I just get vibes from him.
And then somebody answered that with one hundred percent. I feel like a
lot of people are forgetting the big expose from his ex girlfriend. I believe
everything that she had reported, and I believe that his true color started to
show through anyway, even though Teresa gave him a chance. I didn't love
Leslie, but she dodged a bullet, especially given everything she had already been
through in life. Yeah, that's true. And then somebody wrote he didn't
even try to deny anything in that article because he knew she had shown texts,
etc. To the writers. The proof was there to support her assertions.
And then somebody wrote, yes, Golden Digger, oohoo, Okay,
I'm gonna push it back on. Somebody else wrote dying for Teresa and or
some of her New Jersey relatives to spill the actual tea. Okay, go
ahead and push back. Well, the pushback is only this, But then
I forgot I was gonna push back, and then you brought up Leslie because
my pushback was going to be, Look, we all have an ex that
has something shitty to say about us. I mean we do. I'm sorry.
It's not necessarily that, you know, it doesn't make it okay that
he like told someone they should get in shape or whatever. Like that sucks.
That's you know, but like no one's perfect and people say stupid shit
and breakups are heart and all that stuff, so like I don't want to
say that he's totally not a good guy. But then I remember the Leslie,
my girl Leslie and just the lies, like the way that he just
told her it was her and then it wasn't her, like that, just
that's triggering and I hear insincere liar mcliar pants. It was terrible, terrible
the way he did that. He told Leslie she's the one he can and
then he acted like she was something was wrong with her for being upset about
it and being like, what the fuck you literally told me I'm the one,
you think I'm the one, and now this like and then he was
like, whoa, I didn't I feel old for why I meant it at
the time. It's also weird to me that Leslie, like she always kind
of presented much younger. She is younger. I think, what is she
sixty four? Is she sixty? I get their ages mixed up, but
she's in her like early sixties, right, mm hmmm, I'm pretty sure.
And he's, you know, a good twelve what is he seventy two?
And it was weird. It was weird that she would get so wrapped
up in him in the first place, like she could easily go younger,
not saying she should or has to or whatever, but like she could bet
a guy in her late forties and be jazz. Fine. Okay, here's
a couple other takes. Okay, Okay. Somebody said I think she realized
he wasn't in love with her, and that's why she wouldn't quit her job,
though she indicated she'd be willing to in their last date night on the
show. He was angry about that, said on the Shandy Podcast, he
wanted them to be free to travel and so on. As he clearly stated
on the show, they probably forgot about it grew even more distant, and
that was it. To give him some credit, he did travel to visit
her a few times in Jersey. She only went to Indiana once and apparently
didn't like it. She likes some more walkable urban community. He prefers rural
lakefront. Bottom line, they weren't compatible and he really was not in love
with her. Okay, I'm going to push back on that person. I'm
going to push back on you. Educational menu twenty one. First of all,
those are pretty small, you know, like I want to travel more.
I like lakefront, you like urban, walkable. I mean, I
just I you know, it's like Paul Abdullah and Empsy Skaggs. I mean,
if it could work, like listen, if it could work for the
they made it work. Do your impression again? I love it? What
an emcy skatcat? Uh? I don't remember it? Did I have an
impression you had? Like the lyrics to that song? Oh, just like
you like the movies and I like ice skating. That was like outside like
breathing, and I'm going to kill you thatatcat first off? Like why how
did they even have sex? I just, I just I don't think that
you you divorce after three months because you're like like Lakefront, right, if
you're okay? Then this person wrote, here's the other one. This person
wrote, finances, she's loaded. The show misrepresented Gary's financial standing and his
past formerly owning a small burger franchise. Does not make you a restaurant tour
exactly what I said most recently. He was a handyman. She's a successful,
still employed financial expert. He looks like something he's not. Well.
I'll say this because I always feel bad about that pylon on Gary, I
think, but I'll just say this. They were not meant. That's why
we hated the finale. I especially, it was like they're not the right.
That's we knew it wasn't right, that wasn't her person. They weren't
each other's person to say something terrible, and I, yeah, I think
they just got swept up or they thought, you know, we'll make money.
He probably thought, we'll make money off of all this getting quote unquote
married and getting endorsements and doing all this TV, and I'll get it some
sort of weird business off the ground, you know, Right, He's totally
going to open up some weird like shoe store, whatever the fuzz, some
sandwich shut whatever it is. And like this helped, But why wouldn't they
let it go? Then? If that's the case, And I believe you're
right, why why not wait six months or a year? Right? Like?
Why because she doesn't slater Okay, really wanted to, but she's like,
no, I'm not tying my finances to you. Okay, that's what
that Okay, So that's what I think too. Yeah. So I think
it's both those things. But this is not this is not part of this
discussion exactly. But I think it's just funny. But somebody named sad Song
anyway, I don't know, wrote right. I really thought that was the
main reason he let Faith go, that she wasn't ever going to leave her
ranch. Teresa said she was open to it, although I do remember her
daughter expressing concern over her mom moving. And then this person responded, quote,
my dead horse is buried here. Kind of killed the mood. I
could just maybe the final thing is that Gary is, like you said,
Theresa, I thought you were a spinner, and I tried to do all
these very fun aerobic acrobatic things and you you didn't spin. And that's yeah,
she didn't spin. She didn't spin for Gary. Although I do feel
like Teresa was kind of advertising that she's a tiger in bed. I hate
that I even just used that frame. She was like, oh, well
when he she made some comments about, oh, he's not going to be
disappointed, like what I got in the bedroom, I've put it in all
holes, Gary, And then Gary's like, well, Leslie never said she'd
put it in all holes. By the way, Gary, I want you
to carry me around like a six pack. WHOA All right, Okay,
you guys, I feel like some of you are just shocked right now because
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even more now knowing what happened. Also, we have quiet on the set.
Yes, quiet is good. Yeah, hey, this brings us to
We are going to recap for you right now. But we don't know how
long, how long we got on this, but we're gonna We're gonna give
you something. Everybody, stop what you're doing and go watch what is it
called that at whatever? Bullshit Matchmaker. So accidentally, first of all,
Cecily and I recently went down a rabbit hole where we were watching old seasons
of Millionaire Matchmaker and it's so good. It's so good, it's so good.
So then this show came up and Cecily was like, hey, maybe
we could cover like the new version of it, and then crazily coincidentally,
Nick Viall is the co host of it. Yeah, are the Bachelor people?
They used a Bachelor person on episode one? They used Justin of Justin
and Eliza. Yeah, yeah, Justin and Ronnie. I called them Burton
Ernie if you'll remember back to that beast in Paradise and it seems to be
Bravo related because it was also gg from Shaws of Sunset, which let's just
get into this because Okay, we were kind of excited, like until Bachelor
comes, we have something to cover now it's Bachelor related, but we'll just
let's just let's just tell you upfront, like it's not great, it's it's
really bad, and it's okay. Oh, I feel like I should say
this too. Okay, Stephanie and I are very I think we're very careful
about like we don't body shame, we don't do any of that, right,
right, if we're gonna be mean about Patty and we're not gonna we're
still not going to body shame, but like we're gonna be we're gonna go
in a little on Patty. But please never forget that Patty is the meanest,
one of the most vile sort of villains on TV. That's why she
was kind of fun to watch, right, and she went after people so
personally, So like, do not feel bad for Patty when I say that
someone did her dirty by those massive extensions. I'm just gonna start with that.
Yeah, she Patty's definitely trying to be I don't want to say be
something she's not because maybe she is that person, but it's a lot.
It's a lot of makeup, is a lot the clothes or the the she
is stuck that girl, that lady is stuck in nineteen ninety eight or two
thousand and two. Maybe, like she's stuck in these weird dresses that I
don't see you could ever buy. I mean, I don't know where she's
getting these outfits, the makeup, like you said, the extensions. Plus
she's obviously insisting that they put like a vat of vasoline on the cameras because
oh my god, it's crazy. I didn't even like that's old school.
That's like Shirley McClain used to do. I have a friend who interviewed her
one time, and you literally had to put like four gels on the camera
and like put literal vaciline on it, and she would take nothing less but
relatable. I would want that too. I do that. I want I
do that. For a zoom, my zoom looks so different. I had
to do a zoom. This is just a total little side story. I
had to do a zoom for a doctor's office for one of my kids,
and I was like, oh my god, why do I look so horrible.
And then I realized because I'm used to my zoom where I've got my
touch up like all the way at the top. Oh my god, totally
fifteen years younger on when I'm on always it's the worse when you do the
doxye to make you do you have doctors the doxie and you're like, oh
god, I'm like, when did my skin become like eighteen different shades?
I think the doctors do that on purpose so you feel bad about yourself and
you try to make more appointments. That's what I think. That's just a
look, I'm not not all doctors. I have. The appointment is for
Sadie. But I'm like, ah, I think I need an appointment.
How do I get hurt in this? I know I didn't have a ring
light for a long time. You know, I'm kind of late to it.
Didn't even have a camera right, which is not a very good camera.
But I finally got a ring light and I was like, oh,
because I'll turn the camera and be like oh my god, and then I'll
put the little light on. I'm like, Okay, I can live with
that. I can live with that. Lie sad nightmare okay, so Pattie.
So one of the things we love to hate about Pattie was that she
would have these sort of auditions of people to come in to date her millionaires,
right, and she'd be like, get your teeth fixed, you're disgusting.
You need to go work out what are you? And I mean it's
definitely aged out. Well, we can't do that anymore, not on the
CW anyway, right, But I kind of miss it. I mean I
kind of guess that's what we're watching. I think that we are dealing now,
we're pretending, or we're pretending so far to deal with celebrities. So
I think it's like we're asking these people, not we but pretending that we're
producers. We're getting these people to come on the show. I think it's
like it's sort of buyers versus sellers, you know, like they're in the
seat of having to find people to be on the show that are famous so
they can't like mistreat them, and then they can't. Really they're trying to
get like really hot people to be the person the person dates. So I
thought it was fine. I thought they were right. Well, okay,
let's get right into it first. Yeah, So Patty introduces the fact that
like a whole bullshit preamble about how like I used to do this, I'm
so good at matchmaking. No you're not. She still ever stayed together.
There was one couple that got married in twelve how many seasons I believe there
were like eight seasons maybe more of Millionaire, I think one couple got together.
And by the way, it's been pointed out many times, Patty can't
make anything work. She's she had that guy Andy for a long time.
She'd always talk about and sometimes people would turn the tables on her, like
people would get mad on Millionaire Matchmate and they'd be like, well, what
are you doing. You don't even have a boyfriend. She's like, yes,
I do. It's Andy. And then you're like, okay, it's
like very George Glass. Yes, I was like, okay, Andy,
where's Andy? He never wants to like hang out for tapings. And then
she would always be really weird, like she'd give this advice. But then
with Andy she'd just do whatever you said. It was really really strange.
And then I think you said she got married and divorced. Yes, look
up, I'll look up her personal life. While we're talking about her.
Okay, yeah, well a little bit of a hit. So then we
bring in Nick Nick viol listen, A lot of people don't like him at
all. And I understand why I liked him when he was on the Bachelor.
I do think I do think he got I liked him on Caitlin's season.
I was hoping they would get together. Whatever. I mean, he's
done some sort of problematic things and don't put me on the spot. I
don't remember what they are. But people dislike him. He's a kind of
do too. I don't like him. I didn't like him here. Yeah.
He also is with a much younger girl, Natalie. They just had
a baby. She's pretty young. But like whatever, as you say,
we cool, cool, they have their thing. But I don't understand how
Nick positioned himself as a dating expert. It's weird. So now half the
time on his podcast, he used to recap the Bachelor episodes and I enjoyed
that, but now he mostly he'll do like a quick wrap up or have
a guest. But he loves he gives dating advice. So now he's a
dating expert, and you know has has acted says to all these Bachelor people.
It's absolutely ridiculous and ps. And I hope he addresses this someday.
I think he will because he does. He does not want to be there.
He is like a sleek. He has like pure contempt for Patty.
You can see, can't you see it? He does not like her,
and he does not want to be there. I think he really likes money.
Okay, well yeah, and I think that he's like, Okay,
I'm gonna take this show that is super like nineties, you know, early
aughts, and I'm gonna bachelor fy it, I'm gonna hip it up.
And I think he got into it with that intention and then was like,
oh no, this isn't I'm not I'm not gonna be able to do much
with this. It's really bad, especially when your first person that you're gonna
help. So they're saying it's not millionaires anymore. But then they bring in
Gigi from Shaws ofs Did you watch Shaws? I didn't, Okay, I
did, so I know. And by the way, I should tell you
in case they didn't bring it up. Like she is hard of hearing.
She has a hearing issues, so sometimes she does it affects her speech a
little bit, so sometimes she says words a little differently. Okay, you
probably didn't know that. She didn't even know she I think she has an
implant as well. Oh, I think she does. She just doesn't talk
about it constantly. She didn't. Yeah, it wasn't it did. It
was a storyline though, when like they showed her go in and like get
it for the first time and she was. So she's obviously beautiful, but
she's not very nice, if I may. I mean, I'm not like
I've watched many seasons of Gigi, like I know them all, yeah,
and it's kind of awful, Like I don't know her in real life,
so whatever, But she's above it all. She fights with everybody. She's
a little bit of the Lalla, but without the kind of the bite like
Lala at least has some really good one liners and like it's going to come
at you fast. But Gigi's just kind of she's just kind of pissed at
the world, kind of mean and really cold as you could see here.
Yes, why would this be the person other than she's hot, Like,
it just didn't make any sense to me that it would be her because it
was like pulling teeth and it was not comfortable for me to watch. No,
so she says, but she's pretty honest about herself, which I found
is honesting She's just like, I'm really shut down sexually, I'm insecure.
I don't ever give blowjobs. I don't. But and then I wasn't really
sure. Does she mean like because I'm scared because I don't think I'm gonna
do it well, or just because you know, gross, I'm not doing
that. I'm not sure. I got the sense that she feels like she's
just not good enough, she doesn't know what to do. I wasn't totally
sure about that because remember she's you know. So she says she hasn't dated
in seven years. I doubt that's totally true. But she has a baby
from spring, much like Lalla. She's doing the sperm did the sperm donor
thing? No, she had she yeah, oh yeah, she has a
kid from a sperm donor. She there's no dad. Are you sure?
Because I thought she said that the next one. I thought she said she
the next time she's going to use a sperm donor because she does, or
am I confusing her with You're confusing her with Lallah? Okay, Okay,
So she did. That's what she did, and she likes she has some
attachment stuff. I theorize. I have no idea. I think, you
know, maybe she's maybe she's asexual a little bit, is the vibe I'm
getting. Okay, I don't know really, but like, yeah, I
did like that she was really honest about And then she says she was kind
of bullied when she was younger, and they kind of all said she was,
you know, a slow up. Yeah, and she's like, I
hadn't even kissed anybody, I know she was. Yeah, she had some
rough stuff. Here's the thing. My heart would did go out because I
have no backstory on her. I'd never seen her. So I was like,
oh, I kind of I think she's got you know, as they
say in Bachelor World, walls up, you know. But then I was
like, okay, but why inflict her on somebody else? Was my question.
I'm like, isn't that the kind of thing where you go, like,
you know what, you need therapy, not to be let loose on
some you know, poor innocent guys. That would be a much more interesting
show with people like that, therapy with all of the Bravo people. I
guess. By the way, this is what happens when Patty when they first
bring her in. I swear to god, I don't know if you noticed
this, but I wrote it down. Patty takes one look at her and
she goes, oh my god, look at that thin body. Oh my
god, she can't help herself. Patty can I help herself? But it's
so gross. But Patty's not like she acts like she's I think Patty lost.
Wait no, Patty's like super thin. She was and then and had
to show it to us because she was wearing a dress that was like slit
all the way up to her hip. I think she did the Oh I
think she did. I'm sure she did, but that's the but she's so
focused on that it was like, really, that's the first thing you noticed,
is like, look at that thin body. Yeah, she's ridiculous.
She's horrendous. And my next note, by the way, is why is
Nick famous? How? Why him? Why? Now? Yeah? Why?
Now? Okay? So then they bring on wait wait so then so
just no, okay, but hold on, so Nick says to her,
She's like, guys, this is Gigi. She's like, guys, I
have trauma. Like I'm just really shut down sexually like I have no self
esteem, and Nick goes, we need you to find that security so you
don't do that. Oh oh thanks, oh think thanks Nick, I can
see why you're an expert. That's that's great. And then Patty goes,
I want her to find a divorce date of divorce dad, who can bring
out her feminine side. Okay, she just told you. What are you
talking about, like bring out her feminine side? Like that's the problem.
Like, oh, she's just she's just not soft enough, which is what
they focused on. It's like, no, she's hard as a rock because
she just fucking told you that she has trauma and she's totally shut down.
This is not gonna work, guys. But it's like it's a robot answer
that Patty always gives. She said that like every episode, right, you
gotta if you want the cock, you gotta have the vagina. I mean
she would say all this shit like over and over. I mean, I
can't believe how many seasons a lot of us watched it that I know,
down, we got beaten down. Show us the ring before you show him
the pussy, like what he's proposed to you before? Like we what And
by the way, I prefer it, though I would go back and watch
more episodes right now. Me too. We only got two seasons for free.
That's the only reason I stopped at like season four. So yes,
I know, Justin comes in and let me just tell you something about Justin.
Justin has been in a serious relationship with Susie Evans from The Bachelor,
from Clayton season, the one that Clayton wanted at the end. That's Susie,
the one that looks at Canna Brown. They're very, very together.
They're all over social media. He's not trying to hide it. This guy
was like, all right, I'll do all right, Nick, I'll do
your stupid CW show, but like, I'm not going to change my life
for it. It's not the fucking Bachelor. Oh my god, because I
got the vibe that it was fake. So it was totally fake. Yeah,
he has been in a serious relationship. Well I don't know when they
filmed this, but I'm just saying that he wasn't He's not hiding the fact
that he's in a very serious relationship, well at the end with her constantly.
Yeah no, no, I mean they did they said on the show,
like they didn't he didn't end up with these chicks, but when he
and Nick meet up, Right when Justin and Nick, I just wrote so
much broergy. That's the word I'm trying to get going a lot of broer
g and that's mainly coming from Also, Justin was totally doing bachelor speak.
I want to shut up. It's a different show. Yeah, I don't
have to keep saying that. And then Nick is like Nick again, I'm
surprit like his I was twitching, you know, like right before you fall
asleep, when you're on a plane and you just rolls up, and Nick
was basically doing that. She did not want to be there, and then
I just wrote this is low rent. Nick was probably like, we could
just do this at my house, Like do we have to do this at
this weird fake like a Venice Beach, weird sort of modern house that somebody
just rented that we're going to do all of our Oh, like Patty and
I are just hanging out and we're just going through the matches. No,
you're not, you're not doing that. You were there for an hour?
Yes, And then okay, I wrote at some point she's yelling at him
about being a waffler and I just wrote, here's the old Patty. And
by the way, I did look it up. So she was with Andy
Friedman was his name for a long time two thousand and three to ten,
for seven years, and never put a ring on it. By the way,
that's her whole thing. Lessie shows you a diamond, don't show him
the whole or whatever her thing was. Then they didn't get married. Then
David Krause she dated in twenty twelve to fifteen, again just partners, not
married. Now as someone who didn't want to get like, didn't want to
marry some of my partners, I'm not like, oh god, everyone has
to get married. I'm not that personal. I'm just saying Patti made a
whole show about it, right, that was the whole premise of the show.
And yet huh she never locked that down. No weird and locked that
down. But she has a lot of tips for other people about how to
lock it down. So before before she calls him a waffler. The problem
is that Justin's like, you know what my problem is, I'm just too
picky. I just have really high standards. So he's like, I want
somebody who's attractive and smart and intellectual, and you know, and then he's
telling the story that he dated somebody for a few months but he didn't want
to post her on his socials, which which I agree is not a good
sign, like you're great, No, it's not good. So but so
he's like, so, Patty's like, why not? Why didn't you want
to post her? And he says, well, I just there were certain
signs that, you know, maybe she wasn't going to be the right one.
And then Patty goes, why are you wasting the chicks time? Are
you? Is this the seventies? She just called them, You just called
them chicks. I think I referred to someone as a chick earlier I do
today, like on this show. But she was being totally serious, like
we're being funny doing a podcast. She's like, why are you wasting a
chicks time? Like that was her. That's really how she was describing people.
I remember, by the way, this guy that I know, he's
in his fifties and he was dating a girl. I'll just tell you Simpson's
guy. Some guy. So he was in his fifties dating a girl that
was twenty five and a woman I should say, she's a grown woman at
twenty five. Her brain's not totally formed yet, but sure, you know
it takes to they say twenty seven. But okay. And he told me
that she was mad about the Insta thing. She wanted to go. They
had been dating, like, I don't know, on and off eight months
or something like that, and she wanted what do you call it, like
install, what do you call it? There's a word for it, I
don't know, announced, you know, like announce it on Insta basically okay,
And he didn't want to and so then she broke up with Yama.
That was the scene. Yeah, I know it's a thing that long.
Of course, you want to lock those those beautiful writers down. Okay,
so now we we just we go back to Gigi and they they found her
a mad so Ggi doesn't even get choices. Justin is going to get choices.
Yeah, that was really weird. They got the Italian guy divorced dad
with tattoos. He looks through all these headshots that Nick did not care about,
yes one, and he's like, I don't care, I don't care
whatever. I'm what what time is it? I'm so cold? He's like,
I'm so and then he just does a quick TikTok and then she's like
Nick, she just starts clapping at him. You're getting paid a lot for
this. So yeah, Italian guy and his name was Gabriel, Gabriel.
I never wrote it down, Yeah, Gabriel, Italian guy. Yeah,
and I just wrote I wish they showed more options. They're just like a
good enough, this guy's fine. So then we go back and we see
that Justin is getting two options, Becca and Carla. Carla with a K.
We're going to find out, so they choose. It didn't really make
sense the way they were doing it because I felt like I felt like something
went awry in the production of this episode and that they were supposed to be
practice dates for Justin as well, but it didn't come together because they forced
They end up forcing Gigi to go on these like speed dating, right,
I think, do you know what I'm saying, Like, I think they
wanted to have a couple of choices for him and have him sit down because
he didn't really have a date with the first girl. Yeah, it was
very phoned in first of all. Also, they show us Becca and Carla.
You look at them and you know, for Justin it's probably going to
be Becca. But for some reason, they're like, Okay, Carla,
it didn't make sense. We knew it wasn't going to work out with her,
right, Like that was shocking, and you know, we weren't wrong.
Didn't break out with anybody. But Justin was completely phoning it in.
He's like, okay, you guys, I have eight I have eight minutes.
Yeah, so get what you can. We're not doing like pickups or
anything like that. I don't want hair and makeup like there was just I
mean, yeah, you're right, there was definitely a lot of things that
were supposed to happen that just didn't happen. He's he just wasn't into it.
Both he and Nick they were probably like about to go out drinking somewhere
and they're like, and Nick's like, listen, buddy, do you want
to just like, should we just cram this in? You're gonna make money,
I mean, you're getting paid. Like, we'll just do this.
We'll do this real fast. It's not going to take more than like thirty
minutes. We'll go have a beer while they're setting up. We'll do that.
Then we'll go do our thing. Right. He's like, all right,
so okay, So then they go and they show this gg stupid date,
this speed dating thing. But they bring in the other guys Ressa.
They bring in Reza from Do we like rezas? I do? Now?
He's caused a lot of problems. He's had many fights, he said terrible
things. He's a mean fighter. Okay, he's a mean like, oh
my god, there were seasons where you know, yeah, I can't believe
he survived those because he can be pretty vile to women especially, but he
can also be like the most fabulous gay best friend ever okay, you know,
and he's like he was made. I don't know if he's still married
or he was with this guy for a long time. I really like their
relationship. I like him, but in real life i'd be scared of him,
you know. But I think he's good TV and he's smart and funny,
and he's like very warn he presents a like kind of the opposite of
Gig. And they've gone at it to her. Real name's Gonessa, by
the way. So they bring in this dumb thing and it's so mean.
It's just so mean, like you said to due to the guys, because
she's just being a nightmare. Yeah, they bring in. But also it
seems like these guys are Patty's employees. Yes, so it's not even like
they're actual guys that she would go on a date with. They're just like,
all right, we're gonna like watch you and you know, see how
you do on these dates. But then these guys just sit down and they're
the guys are bad too though. They're just like, hey, so what's
up? Yeah, and then Patty's like, look look at their body language.
His legs are totally open, like he might as well have had his
pants off, and just his legs up on the table was so forced and
so forced. So the first guy is Christian, cute, he's cute,
and she goes, you have politician hare and then and then he says and
then Patty's like, oh my god, what this is terrible? What is
she doing? And then he says, uh, well, what do you
like to eat? And she holds up her arms like an X like she's
on the X factor. And she's like, eh, now why, I
don't know, because she's mean and she doesn't want to be there. They're
all above it, you know, these reality they are just like now they're
above this other reality show, right, it's all just like a hierarchy,
and he's and then Reza runs in to give notes. He's like, be
soft, be softer. Then he runs back like what the fuck are we
doing? So let's just go through the rest of before we go back to
Justin. Let's just do the rest of her dates. Like. So,
the next guy comes in and within one second they're like, oh my god,
this is a nightmare. This is awkward, and they pull the guy
out and so she's just sitting there like it's that bad. They couldn't have
two seconds of conversation. So the last guy is somebody named Gray, and
they're very awkward too, if if I may more awkward than the first freakin
two And but suddenly they're like, oh my god, see she's softened right
up, she's so much better. Did great. It's just bad scripting too,
because they're like, okay, we'll have two bad ones, right,
okay, great notes, and then we'll have one the third guys like we're
going to show her Gigi like what she can really do. But you're right,
but he is out of order. He goes he goes, well I
was adopted, and she goes, oh, had that work out for you
and they're like, yes, they're having deep conversation. No, she's being
a cous you're talking about He's like, well, I felt like I was
chosen. Like he's about to cry, But that's in the notes. That's
in the producer notes. So that one's supposed to have worked out right,
So stupid. Okay, So back at the Justin at some like place in
Marina del Rey, Justin yes, sits with Carla with the ca hey,
and he's just like, yeah, I don't know, it's really hard to
capture my attention. And she's a dick too, what is going on?
Only a dick? They're above it, just like Nick. They all think
they're so much better, and Carla is just not. She doesn't she's not
into him. No, no spark no. So then he goes back to
Nick and Nick's like, hey, so what happened with Carla with a K
like? And Justin's like eh. He goes, well, did you guys
exchange exchange information? And he goes no, and he goes okay, well
do you want to meet like another girl? And he goes, okay,
I guess is that is that in the contract? Does anybody have my paper?
My contract? Can I just this this morning? Yeah? And can
I get a coffee? Please? Thank you? And so then Nick Nick
is, did you notice this when he shows the picture of Becca. This
is what he says. He's like, gorgeous blue eyes. That's one of
the things I look for. Oh, that's one of the things you look
for, Nick, not like sense of humor or like kindness, gorgeous blue
eyes. Look at that. Just fucking terrible. So I didn't even think
I could get worse than Patty herself, because the whole idea is we were
gonna hate watch it, right, like just see you all. But now
it's just worse for different reasons. Right, So back with Gigi Pty Patty
and what's his name again? Oh, Reza, Reza are like, yeah,
it's gonna go amazing, it's gonna go amazing. Let's show her the
picture of Gabriel and she takes one look at the picture and she's like,
oh my god, he's gonna murder my pussy. All of a sudden,
she's like super into it. Is this when Patty decides to show her how
to give a blowjob with a banana, because Reza is like, I don't
know, she just wants to lay there like a starfish. And then Patty
goes, well, every ex boyfriend comes back from my pussy, which they
don't know, No, they definitely don't. And then she's like, do
you want me to show you? Do you want me to show you how
to give a fucking blowjob? And and and Gg's like, uh, yes,
I don't know. She they all just meet to her that would be
fun to watch. Patty just get me to it immediately, and the show
just gets pulled. I bet it gets pulled before it's season run. I
don't. I don't think it's gonna run the whole season. I bet they're
ready for love this ship. I really hope that they don't keep this going
because it's a nightmare. She's like, banana, bring me a banana right
now, and they don't. They bring her a huge carrot, and then
they just go to commercial a banana. Well, isn't it from Fast Times?
Remember the whole carrot? Was it a carrot? It was a carrot?
I think it was so was it a caritter a banana? Yeah,
because my friend tried to do it too, because we all thought that was
so cool. She's like, let me show you, and I think I
was way too young for that. You have to go to therapy after this
episode. You're like, some stuff's coming up. Yeah, let me see
what they're let me see what the ratings are. By the way, take
us to g She's date one. Okay, yeah, so oh well first
first okay, oh is that what happened here? Yeah? Because I have
the the date with Becca but okay, So she meets Gabriel and she seems
sort of what underwhelmed, but she's like hi, okay cool, and then
they're going to blow some glass. So Justin meets Becca and she's like,
wow, this is like a nice spread. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
I don't care what anyone says. What oh what what are you talking
about? So you're you're trying to nag him, like you're gonna be the
funny, like neg girl on the first date, Like I'm like a cool,
cool, I'm really cool, Like I don't care. I'm not going
to try to compliment you, like I'm just gonna start insulting you. Right
right, I just wrote not funny. Uh So she's a travel agent.
She's like, I don't drink and this has annoyed me as a sober person.
It annoyed me that he's like, I don't know, I don't know
if that's a deal breaker or not. I mean, I guess, but
like drinking is a big part of my social life. Yeah, I don't
know that's gonna work, right, But okay, give her a chance,
give her a second. Like, just because she's not you need to be
drunk, go ahead and drink. She's just said, because she said she's
not, like listen, I live a sober lifestyle like she's on the show.
Yeah, she's just like, I don't even care, you can totally
drink. And he's immediately like, yeah, might be a deal breaker,
but whatever. So they go play corn hole and I was like, Okay,
she's being funny and kind of bantering along with him because I don't know.
She's like, were you at a cornhole league or something where she's like,
did you guys have team shirts? And he's like yeah, I was
gonna wear mine. So I'm like, okay, these two they're being kind
of funny, so of course he's not gonna like her, right all right,
date ends and she's like, are we going to go out again or
whatever? And he's like yeah, she says something to the effect of like
he says something about my fiance and she's like, oh, are you proposing
on a first date? And then he's like, oh, you never know
or something. I was like, this is such bullshit. He doesn't like
her. No, absolutely, there was nothing there. No, it's horrible.
I wrote he says their second date potential, and I know there wasn't.
That's what I wrote, right, Yes, that's about right. I
just wrote, like, please make this end, which is what by the
way, I could not. I was looking for ratings. I couldn't find
anything yet. And I also like, the first thing that came up is
is Matchmaker canceled? But it doesn't. We don't know yet. Okay,
it will be canceled. Okay. So back on Gabriel and Gigi's date,
they finished blowing glass and by the way, she's making so many comments about
like blowjobs and just the tip, and she's making all these double ententres and
I was like, honey, don't do that. If you're like I do
not give it up in the bedroom. I'm shut down, I'm closed off.
Why are you like with the constant blowjob jokes and like, you know,
it's weird. Don't do. She's a little I think she's emotionally stunted.
I do. I've always sort of thought that she's a little off.
It's all off, but yeah, that was That was weird. Then none,
none of it mattered, didn't care. And then they go to these
dumb like recaps. Well I just wrote with Nick. So first those two
though, go and sit down and he's like pouring her wine, and I
have to say, she's acting like she's into it. She's acting like there's
a spark, she's like kind of flirty. She's totally different than she was
earlier in the show. So I was like, well, then she's a
good actress because then she's like yeah, I mean I like him as a
friend. Yeah, that was so weird. Okay, that was when the
breakdown with Patty. Like Gigi's like, oh yeah, okay, Patty's like
what'd you think and she's like, yeah, friend vibes. I mean that's
what she later says, Like right, it's also fake because like she had
to say something. She wasn't going to be a total dick, and that's
what they probably told her to say, Like it obviously wasn't going to work
out. Neither of them worked out right at all, because not even a
tiny bit shoot, not even they didn't even try to pretend like it did,
except that Patty tried to put a spin on it that was like,
oh yeah, we never thought you were going to like that guy. That
was just whole practice for you. We're just trying to get you back in
the game. No, you're not, Patty. If that was the case,
you would have just done a speed dating thing like they forget. It's
our favorite autism show, Love on the Spectrum, then just do that.
Then you know what, it's so hard with shows like Love on the Spectrum
because that's one of the best shows I've ever seen. It's amazing. It's
the best thing ever. And if you guys haven't watched it, go back
and then also go watch the Australian versions. You have more. There's there's
not a bad moment. It's just wonderful. And so it's hard to have
shows like The Matchmaker. After we have shows like that, right, you
kind of can't. It's hard to go back for me. I mean,
I just I anyway, Okay, so then yeah, also Justin has the
dumb Recap with Nick and I know you already said this, but basically it
was just like no reason given. Yeah, nobody cared. He's like,
yeah, I'll go out there again. He just then so defeated, just
like, just tell me what I have to say so that we can go
have beers. I really want to go have beers with my bra with go
shoot some pool, have some beers, you know, scam on some chicks.
And Nick's like, can you just say can you just say like,
yeah, there's potential there. I'm gonna I'll go on a second date.
He's like, okay, wait, can you say that again? Right,
we're gonna do rim Tom have time for rim Tom. I mean one hundred
percent that happened. And then the chiron comes up. They freeze frame like
an eighties stand of an eighties baby, right, and the stupid music is
like bump bump, bump, bump bump, and then it just like yeah,
he didn't go out with either of them again, Bye bye till next
week. Yeah, that was a failed That was a failed experiment. So
we made it. Do we think that these are gonna all be like famous
people because none of that will be real If that's the case, I don't
know. I mean, maybe they just thought it'd be fun to start with
sort of a Bravo related slash Bachelor. I mean, none of this makes
sense. Why are those two even together? Well, I guess it was
always Bravo, But how did Abc? How did they like? How did
they get together on it? I think the CW is like this is like
a hail Mary, because right after this, I watched F Girl Island,
which they are calling Love and Lies, okay, and then there was this
big commercial that Nikki Glazer had to do where she was being very funny about
it where she's like, guys, come over to the CW where we're doing
F Girl Island. Only it's not called F Girl Island for some reason.
It's called Love and Lies. But I think we all can see that love
and Lies is basically F Girl Island, right, but we're not calling it
that. I'm here to tell you it's called love and Lies. You can
look it up called love and Lies. I don't know why that is,
but it's called love and lies. Anyway. I watched F Girl Island and
uh, it was It's amusing. But while I was watching it, I
was like, Nikki Glazier is the best part about it. She's so far
and she has funny jokes and it's she's very flippant about it. The guys
are got If you ever saw F Boy Island, the guys are all retreads
from F Boy Island. I mean it's kind of watchable, but it would
be very difficult to recap. H Yeah, I mean this they take care
of. Right. I told you about how I have Direct TV and they
like pulled r CW maybe just in La. You know, they had some
sort of dispute CW and they pulled it for like almost a year and I
didn't even notice, like what and then I only got mad after. I
know. I was like, well I pay for that. You should give
me some kind of compensation for that. Yeah, last time I kared was
a crazy ex Girlfriend, which was their one of that was their best show.
Right. Well, I think they're trying to make a comeback, is
what I'm saying. So they're getting these shows that have worked in the past,
but the people who cur we had them didn't want them, so right,
they're getting them and they're trying to do something with it. So we'll
see, we'll see, we'll see how it goes. Listen, we'll give
it another episode, right, maybe Yeah, sure, why not? I
mean, I how about we listened to what you guys think? Are you
guys? Can you can you give us some feedback on Facebook on Rose Pricks.
Let us know if you watched it, what your thoughts were. Should
we watch another? Tell us? Yeah, tell us? All right,
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