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Welcome to soft Core History. Hello, and welcome back to Softcore History.

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My name is Jake Goldman. I
am joined by my two great co hosts

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and friends, Rob Fox and Dane
Regester. Not for long. What's up,

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guys? Oh wow, Rob's real
salty already salty, like you're the

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salty one. I am the salty
one. Yeah, I am the salty

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one. We are a history podcast. Before I get into anything of this

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episode, check out last week's episodehere, Dan gets blackout drunk sorry time travel.

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Yeah, I bet you did,
dude. We have a Patreon though,

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go to patreon dot com slash softcore
History. You get two extra episodes

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a week, one just like this
one. We're gonna run down a specific

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topic and then we do a lot
of other fun stuff for the extra episode,

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whether that's a game show or a
voicemail episode. You guys did a

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draft last nation Building drafted nation Building
draft. That's really cool. I kind

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of wish you were there for it, but I would have been next year.

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I would have been bad at it. We'll fly in next year.

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Next we decided we need to make
a pool of Yeah, we have to

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because it's part of the fun of
a draft. Eligibility, stealing from each

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other, taking just pics. Yeah, yes, we just pulled from human

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history with our pool. Still big
pool. Yeah yeah, your pool is

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every person ever yea, when you're
not boxed in harder Yeah actually yeah,

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no, creativity loves what is it
limits or whatever that saying is. But

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yeah, Rob Salty, I mean
because you're a little low energy, because

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you've been working the farms and working
the farm. I mean, look at

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that tan. Yeah, I'm looking
fucking good. I see me in the

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screen. I know this. This
is your best life. Yeah, so

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long fair Well, we've alluded to
you, my friend. We've alluded to

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it on the last week's episode when
you're yelling at me for it. But

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on the Patreon Patreon people know I
want to do oyster stuff for a career.

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So and you can say it now, Yeah, I can say.

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There are people that were listening farm
for a week, I went to a

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farm for a week. I went
to an oyster farm for a week last

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week, and I worked at the
farm. And but you've been wanting to

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do this for a while. Yeah, well yeah, for a little while,

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not that long. We couldn't like
because one of the listeners was you

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know, a former employer, employer
of your wife. Yeah. So,

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and once that stopped being a situation
that we needed to possibly be concerned about,

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we started just going full bour.
We had already been talking to some

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farmers on the there's only a couple
of farmers on the east coast of Florida.

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You reached out to one. She
told us to come out and try

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out the work, because at the
end of the day, we knew it

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would probably not be the best I
did to start an oyster farm blind,

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not having ever done it. Disagree, Yeah, you don't have any faith

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in yourself, So dive head in. I am so dip a toe in.

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I'm so glad I did this experience
because it's gonna lead to new employments.

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Are gonna start a competing oyster farm. Put you under You're not so

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You're gonna do all the work.
Yeah, and Rob's gonna do what well,

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Rob's kids are gonna do the work
too. Yeah, Okay, I'll

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just be there foreman. Yeah,
y'all boys working the oyster fields good today.

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It's just good, Boss Hogg.
It just come out in a seer

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suckers. So I'll be fanning myself
on a porch on the beach, drinking

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a mint jewel. Yeah, I
flip them cages roaring rather being held and

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out there working to ocean fields.
I will say on a hot day though,

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working on the ocean constantly is great
because you're just jumping in the ocean

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a breeze, Yeah, yes,
yeah, the breeze. Yeah. It'd

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be funny if you like, we're
like, oh, I got to cool

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myself off and then a shark at
you. Yeah, that would This is

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just the pinnacle of comedy. Yeah, it's not even ironic because it's not

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like it like it'd be ironic if
you want to cool yourself off and you

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got in the water and there was
like an oil spill and it lit on

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fire, Like, that'd be ironic
because you trying to cool off. I

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just want you to die, and
I don't really care how it happens.

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Why is he so mad because nobody
wants to handle the finances? Oh okay,

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well you can keep me cut in
if you want. That's even worse.

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Yeah, I could just zoom in
to be our CPA. No,

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thank you, No, I can
zoom in on the show studio. And

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he's like, what do you guys
say? Yeah, what huh. We

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have a no zoom policy. I
a hard no zoom. Tried explaining that

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to multiple people that are like,
what are you gonna do with the podcast?

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I'm like, I don't think they'll
let me keep going. No,

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they fly in. Yeah, you
can make guest appearances. Yeah, if

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I'm ever in town, I mean
I would like to move the operation of

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Florida. That's no secret. But
yeah, so we were in Florida.

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We got in, you know,
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in. And yeah, Katie worked
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I worked to the half day she
was working. I was talking to

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the farmer about your wife at work
too. She did outwork me. She

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did. I'm super proud of Kady. She did so much manual labor.

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Like she did more manual labor than
I did. What were you doing during

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that? Hi? What is this
fucking twenty twenty four NBA shit? Like

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he's my boy. I know he
just eliminated me, but like we're tight,

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Like, no, dude, bury
her for what she's your competition?

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Yeah, but she's not. Yeah, you're on the same team, but

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you still want to score more.
Yeah, well she's gonna get the better

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contract. Well, I for one
am proud of us. I know it's

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all the same bank account. It's
all the same bank account. Baby.

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Yeah. So I mean, what
about the prenup? There's no prenup?

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Kid me ready for love? Dog? It's stupid. Yeah, in that

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oyster farm, stupid? Do you
have a prenup? I made sure to

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not have a pre nup. Well
he married for money, because he married.

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But yeah, man, we were
out there like fucking so seven am

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to five pm. Uh, and
we did longer days than you would normally

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do because they wanted to see,
like can they handle it? Uh.

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We got out there like we were
on a barge to start the day,

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just tied to the dock, like
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out clusters and like break them up
into singles and stuff like that, then

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grading those into you know, marketable
size. We don't need to get into.

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Do you ever? Do you ever
stop mill of a day and you're

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like, oh, oh it's been
a rough day and just eat, you

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know, shuck an oyster for yourself
and eat it. Oh yeah, if

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you like, bustle one open and
it's like the shells fucked you can just

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eat it, like you only made
thirteen dollars this hour. Now, yeah,

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that's not that's not all works.
There's so many. But yeah.

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Then the other parts of the day
we were like out on the boat and

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like oysters growing like cages on top
of the water. So like one of

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the things you have to do is
like flip the cages. You have to

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do that in the water. So
like I just swam around for two hours,

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like going up to each cage and
like getting on top of it,

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flipping it over. It was like
you know, flipping hay bales space almost

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step on coral. Uh it one. I had dive boots on the entire

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time because that's you just want to
There's oyster shells all over the bottom of

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the farm, so that would like
cut your feet up if you were barefoot

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in it, but off little city
feed up. Yeah that's right. You

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know, I don't have those callous
oysterman feet. Yeah, but yeah,

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man, Like the amount of wildlife
that is around the farms is crazy,

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like is it though? Because it
seems that there should be. It's like

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if you walked into the forest and
you're like, god, damn, there's

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a lot of animals on those forests. I'm saying the concentration of wildlife versus

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like you're talking about the vastness of
the ocean. Like it's not like you

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stick your face and it's like whoa, holy shit, there's a million fish

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just right here. They're spread out, you know what I mean. It's

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like it's a wide distance you can
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in the ocean and there's hello fish, so many fish every time I've done

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it, catchable giant, like good
sized fish. Yeah. How many times

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have you stuck your face in the
ocean out of curiosity? It's just the

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once. Yeah, yeah, it's
like all right, fish check. Nah.

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I mean like the only time I've
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Hawaii for like my well, Hawaii
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biodiverse, like fish, coral.
Yeah they were colorful. Yeah. Also,

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that time you jumped off the cruise
ship, we thought you died.

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Yeah, I know, Well we
weak ones die, right, It's not

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that hard to live. And I
mean somebody challenged you to do it.

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Yeah, it's called swimming, they
you. Isn't that like it's like basically

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you'll be fine. But the chances
are you're gonna get sucked under the boat

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when people jump off. I don't
know. I'm pretty sure, like the

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main reason people dies because like the
wake of the boat and like the way

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the boats like that work is that
they are getting sucked under they're not clearing

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enough distance off right there. Yeah, it's just right down the side of

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it. You gotta be so fucking
dumb to do that. It's a drunk

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move. It's it's nothing. But
I've been very drunk in my life.

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I'm very very drunk. Yeah,
me too. I was never like I'm

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gonna jump off a roof kind of
drunk though. And I think there are

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those types of people that you probably
could have gotten me to jump off a

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cruise ship last week. I know
we could have, dude, we could

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have convinced you you were on a
cruise. Granted you wouldn't have been able

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to convince me to get on a
cruise. Why is that cruise boy?

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I'm not a cruise guy, all
right. I did one for TFM,

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and I think I hit my limit
there. I've Yeah, there's a certain

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kind of individual that goes on cruises. I think it's a good option for

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college kids and yeah break yeah,
and like I don't need to be thirty

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three on the cruise. I you
know, I could never go on one

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again. I'd be fine. I
can also go on one again and I'd

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be fine. I don't really,
I'm I can't have a strong take on

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cruises because like there's some fun part. Going on a cruise is like experiencing

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the Caribbean or Central America the same
way going on a safari and Animal Kingdom

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at Disney World is better experiencing and
getting better and safer because like that's the

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safest safari you can go on.
Like two days into it, it just

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felt like the food was off.
Yes, that is definitely a thing.

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You're like, oh sick, I
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I don't want to eat whenever I
want. Yeah, you know,

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it just felt like this buffet and
it's very it's very Golden Corral. Yeah,

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food was like a cool hot dog
right like there. Sometimes you can

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go on the cruise where they have
like the restaurants that are like separate from

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your like meals that you're given for
that. Yeah, we ate out that

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was better though. Yeah, the
cafeteria is more for lunch and yeah,

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and that was like warm cold cuts
and it wasn't great. It wasn't good

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dinner though, I would I would
double up. I go double entree,

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what two steaks, I would go
salad only gotta keep that. Then that

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was all you can drink. Yeah, but that's the only thing to The

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drinks are like they water it down, and the beer is like know on

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the all you can drink, they
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keep going back. It's there's a
bar everywhere you go. I don't try

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to do stuff. What be on
the boat with a bunch of bars.

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Yeah, already doing the thing.
Well, there's also because you know that

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means you know, fucking Jared had
to hit up dude. There's nothing like

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the cruise ship two dollars black jack
table. It was not two dollars blackjack.

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You didn't have that. It's like
twenty five dollars. I mean,

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yeah, did well though. And
we played with the guy from one of

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the guys from Cherub Oh, yeah, that's right. It was the yeah.

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The no, he't even performed though
he was there. He was just

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there. I didn't understand it.
That's kind of I kind of respect that

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but yeah, so gonna be an
oyster farmer, got to sell my house,

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moved to Florida. He's literally leaving
the podcast to go farm oysters.

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Yep, really stoked. We're not
successful enough. Yeah, this is your

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fault if you're not on the Patreon
So man, just you guys can replace

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me with uh, we don't know, we don't want to replace you.

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We're gonna have a revolving door so
we make more money. Yeah, that's

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actually really smart. You should do
that. We're is but we'll pay him.

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Yeah, but just not. It
depends what it is, depends what

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is hope hopefully they won't listen to
this episode. Yes, but yeah,

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so of course I did something where
I wasn't here and on vacation. As

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the guys say, so, yeah, I'm gonna talk about what I did

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in history. We're doing that.
We're doing it. I'm going to my

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well baby in the pleasiot to in
era. Uh that's the primordial ooze.

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Actually the ooze was an oyster.
I's kind of see like it. I

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was honestly waiting for somebody to do
something prehistoric. Well, what's Jurassic We're

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not going Prestork is pre Rome no, prehistoric everything writing. Oh literally,

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anything before writing is prehistoric, right
because history starts when writing. Yeah,

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I've kind of done a dinosaur episode, but it was the Bone Wars.

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That's for the Patriot. I mean
I did pre eighteen hundred, So I

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did prehistoric because I did the fucking
all the fucked up animals that lived in

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North America before humans got here and
Carahan tapet prehistoric that is, technically,

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but I mean, like, yeah, in terms of like big scary p

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well, actually no, because Atlantis
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thousand BC, yeah, before it
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all the technology, the hyper tech. Yeah yeah. Wait, so oh

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it's ancient? Is pre fall of
Rome? Right? No? Ancient is

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what is? Oh yeah pre fall
of room pre fault right yeah? Okay,

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in the Middle Ages is from the
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Yeah, Renaissance, yeah, Dark
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lost a lot of books then for
some reason. Yeah, what was going

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on? Why do we lose all
those books? Nothing? Just chill dudes

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being chill bros trying to get some
land back. Weren't trying to read all

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the time, dude in a couple
of centuries off. God. Yeah,

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just vibe Rome Fell, take a
break, we'll regroup. Yeah, it's

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fun. Yeah, it's officially May, and that means a lot of things.

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It's danon I's birthday month. Give
me that horns up, baby tourist

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life. I guess, uh,
you don't like your birthday. We turned

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thirty three this year. I like
my birthday. Do we get anything with

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that? Nothing comes with that?
No, we've already hit the rental car.

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That's the last one. No,
President ohty five for president thirty five?

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Hell h I will went up.
Everyone should. Everyone should do it

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when they turn thirty. I'll be
like a vermin supreme with a boot on

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my head. It'd be funny if
someone who if you ran for president and

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like you just kind of considered anyone
who's never run for president of virgin like

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they're just like weak, like they
haven't done it. Yeah know what I

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mean in politics, that's like you
haven't spent hundreds of thousands of dollars trying

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to get elected hundreds of thousands for
president. Well, we're talking about our

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budgets. Oh yeah, it's just
a real realistic I know. It's too

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like they're gonna spend two billion dollars
this year on their elections. It's just

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a really really savvy Instagram marketing campaign. Yeah, it's like something smarmy,

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like not smarmy, like sarcastic and
like, hey, tired of two people,

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shouldn't there be a third? Pick
me? People are trying to say

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that about RFK right now, like
he has no shot, No, he

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has no shot. No to mention
his voice. I think you got to

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just literally if your budget's that small, you got to just literally advertise with

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like porno or something. You gotta
go to be the only fans candidate.

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Yeah, there was that guy.
Yeah, there was a congressman and he

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did a lot better than he should
have. He lost, but he did

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better than he would have. He
was so stiff. What if he was

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bad at year? This was recent, like six months ago. He was

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in New York. He was a
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in the city, and to show
that he was on the side of sex

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workers, he flew to LA where
it's legal to shoot porn or whatever and

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shot porn with like his assistant,
No, it was porn, sir,

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Are you sure? Yeah, I'm
positive okay, uh yeah, I watched

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a couple times. Oh yeah,
I was just going in for the story.

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I really fell for it. And
he was like he had a real

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stubby wiener and like like almost like
I can't even I can't even describe how

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he thrust. It was like he
didn't right, so like when he was

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doing doggy he would move her.
He was just kind of stiff as a

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board. Yeah, and like he
wouldn't. It was like which I would

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throw up hips. It was like
he was like when he was on top

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like missionaries, like he was moving
his whole body, his whole body,

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yeah, not just not just his
hips, and like the whole body movement

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back and forth would move the penis
in. And you know what I mean,

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there's a bad stigma for white men. He did just bad, just

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dirty, really lived up the some
type of stereotype with no rhythm. Yeah,

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dancing not known for it. I
can dance river dancing. Sure.

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It made me feel good about my
banging my own performance. Oh my god,

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gods, you're compared to this guy. Yeah, absolutely, ye watch

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that later just so I can understand. But yeah, me and Rob have

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seen that. Enough. Okay,
well I'll watch again. Okay, yeah,

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it's Memorial de weekends around the corner, and of course a bunch of

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uneducated content. Dude, it's may. It could be any month, it

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could be any month. But well, okay, the show's over. If

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there was a bicycle, you are
a dude throwing a broomstick into the fucking

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spokes. Yah. You ever go
to the ghetto, they do that our

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ghetto set. Oh my god,
Dan just put me on cinder blocks.

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Uh but yeah, no, one, No, in your childhood though,

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you never had somebody throw something in
your your spokes. I didn't grow up

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where you did. Yeah, yeah, true, eat shit over the handlebar,

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didn't trying to jump you. No, I was never fearing of being

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jumped when I was a child.
It must be nice, it was.

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It was great. There were certain
bridges you weren't allowed to cross. Yeah,

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yeah, I understand that if you
try to go over that bridge,

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you're gonna get your ass beat.
And that was a big thing. You

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say, lost, So I told
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the Saint Lunatics. Is that really
a gang in Saint Louis, the Saint

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Lunatics, that's Nelly's gang? Is
it Nelly in the Saint Luna. It

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also just wouldn't be gangs. It
just be older kids. They would just

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like rob you. It's just fun
to beat the shit out a younger kids.

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Yeah yeah, Now when did you
start doing that? I didn't do

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it. I didn't beat up on
it. Break the cycle, yeah,

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except I might move him forward.
Are you going to start assaulting miners?

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Yeah? Why not? It's easier
when you're a minor. Assaulting miners.

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Yeah, but they're just so small
that I could just it's easy pickings.

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Okay, So assaulting miners is a
very broad spectrum thing too. By the

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way, that as much as that
could be for violence, that could be

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for sex, that sentiment that you
just said, right, but just physically,

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no matter what, no matter what
you're talking about, He's right that

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it's way easier for him to do
it now than Yeah it was that,

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but the consequences are way more severe. It's what I'm saying. If they

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live yeah wow, okay, okay, or if they just you know,

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maybe they're not rats, maybe they
live by code. Wee, you're done.

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You're like you a rat, Brandon, you know, look like a

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rap. Righton? I want to
rob Rory. Rory's a rat, goes

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up to my wife all the time
and he's like that bit me? What

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you bite him? No? But
he just says I did to get me

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in trouble. So he's a liar. Oh man, he's not even a

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rat. He's emotionally manipulative. That's
pretty cre anyway. Me and the wife

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are the rocks now because she thinks
I'm just biting Rory all the time.

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Maybe you should stop biting him,
that's what she said. Yeah. Well,

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for lack of a better way to
make this, ever, cream,

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it's me and a bunch of educated
plebes who don't know about culinary history are

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going to start saying an adage that
has been around since before the beginning of

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the Roman Empire. That adage,
of course, is oysters should only be

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consumed in months with a letter R
in their name. You could could have

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just said that. There didn't have
to be this whole preamble. I'm sorry

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I wrote like an article. Joe, Joe, he's not here though,

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Yeah, drunk, getting him drunk? Yeah, you just knock him out?

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Yeah? Is that so? Is
that not true? It's not true.

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No, it's not because what is
it supposed to be. So it's

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basically winter, right is the arm
old months? Yeah, the arks and

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there's some credit to it. It's
a lot of people think it's like you're

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gonna die if you need an oysterms
a lot. You're not. You're absolutely

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not. You can totally do it. You're around. But I mean,

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I'm sure everyone's heard this, that's
not true. My friend Mike was he

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allergic to oysters? He was.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think the

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art month would have mattered much,
but someone, someone in Saint Louis did

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die last year for me, an
oyster got vibrio or whatever. Yeah,

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vibrio is the thing for sure,
and usually that I don't understand why people

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rant houses from them. So dumb, that's dumbest shit. Verbo jokes,

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Yeah, I have. Verbo always
reminds me. I just think of vibrio

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without eyes. It's just vibrio without
eyes. There's like multiple kinds of vibrio.

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There's the kind that will like,
you know, food poisoning, and

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then like an Airbnb competitor. Yeah, yeah, it's older than Airbnb.

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V Rbo has been around for vacation. Granted Airbnb fumbled it. Everyone's fumbled

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the BMB situation. Great, but
yeah, maybe they never sponsor our podcast.

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Sponsor it, dude. What I
ride for hotels? I've I stayed

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at a hotel. When I was
there, I was like, you know

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what's really cool not having to clean
displacement and then being charged another four hundred

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dollars for cleaning. It's like,
what, you want me to make the

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fucking beds and throw it in the
wash and like clean the sink and then

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you're gonna charge me four hundred dollars, So you do what exactly. Also,

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when I'm at a hotel, I'll
just leave the water running for a

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shower, dude, hot shower boy, infinite hot water. It's the best.

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But there's something about hotel mirrors that
are they're crafted in a way that

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makes you look more attractive. Oh, it's Biden is always great. Yeah,

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Like you look at yourself in a
hotel mir dressed, naked, whatever,

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and you're like, god, damn, got it. Damn. It's

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like it's like the Hollister mirrors,
right, or whatever the store was that

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was making the fucked up mirrors that
they got sued for. Maybe it's Abercrombie

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that's the same company then yeah,
definitely. Yeah. I don't remember because

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I worked at Hollister. I don't
remember the mirrors being there was this whole

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thing, man where they were like
slammed for their mirrors made women look better

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than they normally do, and they
were like, that's manipulative to get people

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to buy the clothes. I'm thinking, like, what, so they want

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you to feel good in their clothes, right? I will say this at

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Hollister, and it's true to Abercrombie
too, but the lighting is low,

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yeah, low and warm ye,
so you're gonna look pretty solid. But

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the thing that changes is at like
a Hollister and Abercrombie, but especially Hollister.

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I saw it with my wife the
other day. Worked at Hollister in

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mid Missouri in college, Hollister.
Like I wore an Excel at Hollister when

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I was one hundred and sixty five
pounds. Yeah, so like we'd get

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these little fifteen year old Mid Missouri
girls coming in putting on what they think

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is like a medium and it's really
an extra small. It's really like an

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ex as that they're just yea,
what is uh? Domazetti says, uh

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fitness is ninety five percent lighting.
Yeah. Yeah, that's why everyone thinks

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I'm not in shape. You look
at me on this YouTube right now and

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people call me the post malone.
Yikes, dude, Yeah it is true.

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We I've like see me in real
life. Yeah, you do light

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the set yourself. Yeah, you. He does it to challenge himself.

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He likes to keep himself on hostes. But yeah, while the arm uth

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myth is one that people will profess
to you until they are blue in the

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face, as a matter of fact, it is anything but. But to

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understand why that exists, we will
cover some of the more interesting details of

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how we believe we began to harvest
oysters, how their status as delicacy has

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shifted throughout our history, and how
they're oyster harvesting or I'm sorry, how

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over harvesting led to a pretty tumultuous
battle between oystermen and watermen in the mid

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nineteenth century called the oyster Wars.
Well, I already chose my side.

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Yeah, you're son of a waterman. I'm a waterman. His father before

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him was a waterman. Were oysters
like lobster for a while and only for

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like hobos and poor people and prisoners
and ship slaves, in particularly. Yeah.

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Yeah, but it was like and
these slaves whist stop banging each other.

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That's also a myth. We're going
to cover todight' too. They don't

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make you horny here, we'll talk
about it. Then, Why do I

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always jerk off when I eat it? True lux that's just because it's good

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lighting, that's true. True looks. And I had to crank one off.

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Oh in the back, dude,
And there's like a line some guy

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handicaps. Just insane. It's so
annoying too, because you'll be in line

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and everybody knows your and some guy
will like be rubbing himself next to you,

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and you'd be like, dude,
I just there's no warm ups.

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Is that what I say? Is
that why the sign that says no head

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starts is in there? Yeah?
Yeah, they know no warm ups.

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Yeah, but yeah, to begin
the oyster has been a part of the

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human diet for a long, long, long ass time. Assume predates history.

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Oh buy a lot. So he
accidentally stumbled across one on the beach

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smashed it open. I see an
honor due. I bet that's on an

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honor due. It's likely from animals. Yeah, watching animals, that's what

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we think, But archaeologists have found
evidence of humans eating them as far back

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as one hundred and sixty four thousand
years ago, which is long. Modern

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humans have only been around for what
we think is probably about three hundred thousand

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years, So you know that's a
pretty signal that's probably useful tools the shells.

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The shells absolutely, yeah, they
could be sharpened and used as knives

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spears. Yeah, if you've ever
stepped on an oyster shell when you're walking

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around, or a muscle or anything
like that, clam that's shit sharp.

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Uh. Actually, in college,
I went to like this Tony Robbins ceremony

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and he made us walk on broken
oyster shells. So that's the motivational speaker

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guy. Yeah, don't they talk
about how uh zebra muscles always getting the

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water here. Oh, they're so
sharp, and people talk about like they'll

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step on It's just like knives I've
cut. I'm like in the fucking lakes

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and shit, the lake I grew
up on had muscles, not zebra muscles,

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but just normal ones. And yeah, you'd get like it's you know,

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when you touch a sharp knife that's
so sharp you don't realize you're cutting

405
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,920
yourself with it. Like it gets
seen, you're like, oh damn.

406
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,200
And then you're like, oh damn, it went a lot deeper than I

407
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,359
thought it, right, and then
you have to cut yourself again to just

408
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,920
see if it really hurt. Yeah, you gotta cut in to see how

409
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,880
deep it went. Yeah, just
you gotta pry it back and it takes

410
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,480
like four or five times before you're
like, okay, Like, I understand

411
00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:19,599
the knife is pretty sharp, right, that's how we all. I actually

412
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,000
recently did that with a very sharp
knife. I stabbed the fuck out of

413
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:26,960
my finger and it's still as not
heeled properly. Is just gonna be like

414
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,920
that forever now. Yeah, I
was trying to get some Was it one

415
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,319
of the Montana knives? No,
thank god, that would have just cut

416
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,799
my finger off. I think gone, yeah, like it went and I

417
00:26:37,839 --> 00:26:40,039
think it went hit bone though,
like it still hurts touching right now.

418
00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:42,559
And this is four months ago,
Jesus. I was trying to get like,

419
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,440
uh, probably it was one of
those l U could techo fucking hot

420
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,640
sauce things and you know where the
plastic goes up over the top you're trying

421
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,759
to I was trying to get I
couldn't get off with my nail because I

422
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:53,240
got my nails, so it got
a knife and was like, and it's

423
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,920
it. I was just gonna swipe
and it went through too fast and quick

424
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,519
and just I was going down and
it just fucking stab myself. Yeah,

425
00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:03,519
yeah, that happens just because of
you're impatience. Yeah, you learned a

426
00:27:03,559 --> 00:27:07,519
valuable lesson. I've done it again
since then. The last time I caught

427
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,640
myself up and was after the first
season of West World, and I was

428
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,000
unemployed from Grandex the first time,
and I just wanted to see if they're

429
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:18,279
gears, you know, yeah,
the chords things like that. Am I

430
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,519
real? They're called tendons in a
person. You're like, whoa, there

431
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:26,799
are gears, but they're meaty,
weird bio engineering. Yeah, but now

432
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:30,000
I'm more mechanic because they had to
fix it. Yeah yeah, actually more

433
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,240
mechanical. I got some metal and
maybe some plates and me because you got

434
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:38,079
your face broken. Yes, does
your wife get like, does your wife

435
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,559
just she can't believe whenever you hut
yourself like that, you did it again.

436
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,640
There's point. She's just like,
of course you did finish the job.

437
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,799
Anytime you accidentally get hit in the
face. Do you hear like a

438
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,119
ringing inside from the metal plates?
Uh, they're not big enough for that.

439
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,079
He just picks out on radio stations. Yeah, I do pick up

440
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,640
right. The web will affect it. Left one's a little droopier. Sometime.

441
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,000
There are days when I'll wake up
and I'll be like, ooh,

442
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,839
it's Drew Bey. When did you
get your face broken? Seventeen where where

443
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,599
lows? Yeah? Okay, had
a buddy also get his face broken in

444
00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:17,880
New Orleans? Oh? Yeah I
didn't. I mean I did get like

445
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,119
cold cock, like wasn't looking same
thing? Yeah? Yeah, but uh

446
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:25,839
it was this Sorry, was your
buddy a horse accident or did you just

447
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,960
get punched you? No, you're
punched in the face because he was talking

448
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,839
to some guys girl in New Orleans, like laying down game or just oh

449
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:34,680
hey, how's it going. Oh
he was just laying game down here.

450
00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:38,559
Yeah okay, Yeah, it was
like, uh he was like, hey,

451
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:41,960
baby, wanted you just that small
dick, little pussy bitch that definitely

452
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,759
can't beat my ass? Fuck you, fuck you, And they turned back

453
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:48,119
and he's like, I'm gonna eat
your Pussy's so good, that little fucking

454
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,079
gay boy. I mean you're pretty
accurate. Yeah, yeah, little gayboy

455
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,640
gonna do shit to me, bitch, I've seen bitch. I'm never gonna

456
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,920
look at you again. Bitch.
Anyway, baby, let's go. I

457
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,000
got a fat dick and he then
yeah, I've seen people try to lay

458
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,599
a game down like that in front
of other people's like boyfriends, like he

459
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:11,319
did it unknowingly. Yeah. I
actually I usually ships to Rob, like

460
00:29:11,359 --> 00:29:15,359
ship not to Rob, but that
ship Rob was just doing those were those

461
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,680
I recited my vows just now.
Yeah, and uh, Courtney's dad.

462
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:30,319
I was just just turning back to
him. Great job, Rob. He's

463
00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:33,720
just thumbs up and you yeah,
yeah uh but yeah uh. The current

464
00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:37,680
assumption, you're right there was that
we learned from other animals how to eat

465
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,440
them. But do you think the
first guy just cut the ship out of

466
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,039
his stomach, like did you just
doing your stomach like the honors he dies

467
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,880
immediately. Yeah, he gets just
vibrio everywhere. But yeah, we built

468
00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:56,599
different in that we were pretty inept
at actually harvesting the raw meat like her

469
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:02,559
animal kingdom counterparts. And it's not
really for lack of like tools, more

470
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,759
so just like lack of specialized tools
for that specific thing. We were making

471
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:10,160
some pretty like rudimentary knives and stuff
like that hand axis. Yeah, you

472
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,839
need like a really narrow little like
shive to get in, which we definitely

473
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:18,559
didn't have. Yeah no, but
yeah, so we lacks kind of the

474
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:21,599
knowledge and the skills. However,
unlike other animals, we had fire.

475
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,759
So though yep, traditional as oldest
living in caves, oyster shells remains at

476
00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:32,640
human sites from the Mesolithic period show
evidence of scorch marks from fire too,

477
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,839
So as far back as we found
them one hundred and sixty four thousand years

478
00:30:34,839 --> 00:30:40,279
ago, we found them being burned
too. Fun what's funny? I think

479
00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:45,920
a lot of people maybe don't realize
about ain't like prehistoric humans and the archaeology

480
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000
we do on them. When like
we go into a cave or whatever,

481
00:30:51,799 --> 00:30:55,599
we're going through their trash. Oh
yeah, like we're going through their fucking

482
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,960
trash. And by the way,
they left a lot like they were just

483
00:30:59,079 --> 00:31:03,960
like the worst litters. They were
just like done, like just throwing shit

484
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,519
everywhere. It's all gonna break down
anyway, It's all like I know,

485
00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:10,440
but they just anything, they're just
like done. Yeah, the only things

486
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,720
they really wouldn't do, would be
like burry bodies or ship in their house.

487
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:18,480
Yeah that like everything else whatever,
They're just leaving it around. It's

488
00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:22,000
like going through a relative who Diede's
house. I've done that trash or just

489
00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:25,880
like if you have a PI and
you hire them to stock somebody, they're

490
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,880
gonna go through the trash. It's
like cool a Russian nest in doll.

491
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:33,680
I'll definitely use this one day.
This can all be your fine china that

492
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,279
will never eat China is the weirdest
thing that I'm glad isn't like continuing in

493
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,240
society. Like people I know don't
have a China cabinet. Yeah, like

494
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:45,400
there's no parents still do, but
I don't. But like when did they

495
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,359
ever use it? I bet they
put it in the will Thanksgiving? Did

496
00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:51,640
they use on Thanksgiving? There's a
lot of people I know that they've never

497
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,960
seen there. I guarantee they put
it in the will and they'd be like,

498
00:31:53,440 --> 00:32:00,839
we're gonna give this to Thomas.
Tom gets the china good luck microwave

499
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:07,119
burritos. Dude. Yeah, but
yeah, like what congratulations you inherited a

500
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:13,440
collection of lead painted plates, Like
they're all covered in lead paint. Well,

501
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,319
that's making the comeback we've talked.
Oh yeah, for sure, but

502
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:20,279
yeah, so uh humans eight oysters
by roasting them over open fire and letting

503
00:32:20,279 --> 00:32:22,839
their shells pop open from the heat. This, by far is my second

504
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,799
favorite way to eat them, because
the salty juice is cook and like a

505
00:32:25,799 --> 00:32:30,200
little self contained oven. You guys
have had them this way at my house.

506
00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:32,720
Oh yeah, you a little open
fire. Are you gonna throw one

507
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:36,200
last oyster party? Probably not,
because we want to sell the house and

508
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,720
we don't want the backyard to get
sucked up from what you don't trust us.

509
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:44,759
It's actually I trust you guys a
lot. I don't trust forty people

510
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:46,319
in the backyard though, stomping.
No, I think we need to.

511
00:32:46,359 --> 00:32:52,960
I think we need to frat that
gets kicked off campus your house like fucking

512
00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:57,000
pond holes. And yeah, I'll
try to find a wall that needs demoing

513
00:32:57,119 --> 00:32:59,799
if we burn it down. Though
you get that insurance money, I don't

514
00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:02,200
think that pays out as much as
if I sold it. I think that's

515
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,480
not true, depending on how much
you insured it for. Well, now

516
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,279
that we're talking about it, it
definitely won't pay out, even if it's

517
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,720
an accident. That's all behind it
pay wall. Yeah, definitely, because

518
00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:14,319
you know they're not paying for that. Now your house burns down, they're

519
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:16,480
gonna think you burn it down on
purpose. Exactly. I'm screwed, So

520
00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:23,440
you better be careful. Bud Katie
unplugged the everything. Anyway, As oysters

521
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,599
grow and shallow waters and could be
easily picked up, it was easier to

522
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:30,880
collect oysters and shell fish than to
hunt for meat because oysters stay in one

523
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,240
location their entire lives and do not
move. So uh, Fossilized oyster piles

524
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:37,920
from really coastal societies demonstrate that oysters
were an important part of the human diet

525
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,880
for thousands of years too, Like
as far back as we can go,

526
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:46,519
any old people, not old ancient
prehistoric people sites by coastlines half piles and

527
00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:50,519
piles of oysters. I mean it's
you know, you want to burn the

528
00:33:50,599 --> 00:33:53,599
least amount of calories you can while
collecting future calories. Yeah, for sure.

529
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,640
And it was kind of something too
that they could like it was almost

530
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,839
like a bank basically where it's like, okay, well we didn't get elk

531
00:34:00,319 --> 00:34:02,319
or whatever they're hunting, or like
a big ass fish or something like that.

532
00:34:02,599 --> 00:34:06,200
But hey, those fuckers are.
That's going to supplement our protein needs

533
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,960
at least for today. But back
to my point. This is why I

534
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,679
always order Detroit style pizza to my
house, just thick bread and I don't

535
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:16,320
move. I make them come inside, put it on my lap, feed

536
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,760
it to you. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I like that.

537
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,599
So I eat it on the toilet. Just go straight to the deficiency.

538
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:29,159
Yeah yeah, you just wait for
four hours. I'm the perfect human.

539
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,480
I've mastered it is that. That's
just a wally person, aren't they Like,

540
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:37,199
Yeah, they never addressed it.
But they're shitting in those flying chairs.

541
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,920
They have to be. They're not
getting up to ship. Look at

542
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,960
them. Well, like, unless
there's like a transfer, they're not making

543
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:47,360
a transferable thing. That's a that's
a chair, that's a car. Yeah,

544
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,400
that's a toilet, that's a bidet, that's all of it. But

545
00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:53,559
yeah, while the oyster wasn't easy
supplement of protein for the majority of the

546
00:34:53,599 --> 00:34:58,840
human era, as we began to
harvest them, their perception as a delicacy

547
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,119
begins in the thirteenth cent tree BC
with the Greek Empire, and that delicacy

548
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:07,360
kind of understanding of oysters stretches all
the way through the Roman Empire, like

549
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:12,920
intil the Fall of It basically.
Okay, so oysters were so important to

550
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,039
the Greeks that the Greeks became the
first to cultivate oysters instead of just wild

551
00:35:16,119 --> 00:35:21,400
harvesting them. So this was done
by fishermen who would basically just grab all

552
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,000
the broken pottery pieces where they could
find him, like, you know,

553
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:27,239
if anyone broke pots to be like, hey bring those down, yeah,

554
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,599
which I assume happened fucking constantly.
Oh yeah, it's just in all you

555
00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:34,760
can fact an ancient sumer. So
to go back to the trash thing real

556
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,440
quick, I'm sure this happened in
Greece too, to be honest. So

557
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:40,320
an ancient sumer they had like some
really rudimentary like pottery that they use for

558
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:44,440
every day shit. It's one of
the most basic symbols in canea form.

559
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:49,039
It's just a v there, these
basic bitch bowls, just baked mud bowls

560
00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:53,079
that you use for everything. Like
imagine a good comp might be like the

561
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:58,559
really thin cardboard boat you might get
at a restaurant. Yeah, like a

562
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,360
food truck or something like that truck, that type of thing. Yeah,

563
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,599
So they had these constantly and they
would just use them and eat them.

564
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,159
They plate it was paper plate,
yeah, like use it, eat it.

565
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,599
They find them fun. Like again, I want to do like the

566
00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:15,480
history of littering, because human beings
just throw have spent most of history just

567
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:20,119
being like fuck it and just throwing
shit wherever they feel. Like one of

568
00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:22,960
my favorite scenes of any show ever
is in Mad Men where they're having a

569
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,119
picnic on the side of the road
and at the end and this was like

570
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:29,239
my mom was like, no,
that's how that shit happened. Like once

571
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,719
they were done with the picnic,
they would shake off the quilt, fold

572
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,480
it back up, and just leave
the trash. Yeah. Yeah, just

573
00:36:35,519 --> 00:36:38,880
like the world is your movie theater, that's right, So like it's a

574
00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:44,360
very new thing in human history or
like the or like a baseball stadium or

575
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,760
something you just leave like peanuts and
twenty beer bottles and like you're just a

576
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:52,800
fucking someone else's problem, literally,
I'm sorry creating jobs all right. It

577
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,280
really didn't even become a problem until
single use plastics became a thing because like

578
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,679
the bottles and shiit, people like, oh fuck, I'll pick that up,

579
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:01,679
that's why sense yeah yeah, or
what a penny or whatever it would

580
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,920
have been back in the day.
Don't you get money for the bottles,

581
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,239
not for plastic ones. No,
you don't get money for shit here in

582
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:14,000
this state. You do for cans. You can get money for cans in

583
00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:17,000
Texas, in a lot of states. I'd be shocked if you do.

584
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:21,320
I just know in college, I've
spent a week in Michigan at my friends

585
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,960
Michigan the best. Yeah, and
they do ten cents instead of five cents,

586
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,760
and so it was like there was
like ten of us there and we

587
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,639
would buy ninety for the whole week. Every day we'd buy ninety Natty lights,

588
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,920
right, three cases of three thirty
racks. We would fucking kill them

589
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,159
every night, keep all the cans, take them back to the grocery store,

590
00:37:40,199 --> 00:37:44,400
recycle it. And it was for
the rest of the time. It

591
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,000
was by two get one free because
all the cans paid for one thirty rack.

592
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:51,639
Threebit there. Yeah, that's nice, that's great, and it should

593
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,320
be like that. But it was
glorious, I bet. But yeah.

594
00:37:54,639 --> 00:38:00,599
So they would scatter the broken pottery
pieces where they knew oysters grew and we

595
00:38:00,639 --> 00:38:04,039
still do that to this day.
Actually, we'll set up like artificial structures

596
00:38:04,079 --> 00:38:07,320
near you know, wherever we think
oysters will grow and they'll attach to them

597
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,039
and they'll grow there. So they
were the first ones to start cultivating that

598
00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:15,400
way via culting architecture. The pottery
pieces would then be collected and transplanted,

599
00:38:16,679 --> 00:38:21,079
like I just said, But oysters
were also so important that the shell of

600
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:24,039
spent oysters were even used to cast
ballots and voting processes across Greece. So

601
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:29,239
that was kind of your vote,
like you're putting it into a certain box

602
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,119
box basically, Yeah, yeah,
they'd count the shells besides voting. The

603
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:37,440
Greek myths also show how important oysters
were. The Greek god Aphrodite was born

604
00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:40,960
from the sea in the form of
an oyster. And this is where our

605
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,159
first oyster rumor comes from. The
idea that the oyster is an afrodiziak actually

606
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:50,800
comes from that association with Aphrodite,
because people start painting a naked lady standing

607
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,199
in an oyster shell. Yeah,
and they were getting they got aroused,

608
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:57,679
and they're like, must be the
oyster. Yeah, can't be the naked

609
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,239
lady. No, that's that seems
a little Yeah, sus to be attracted

610
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,239
to a naked woman in peace,
but especially as a man. But yeah,

611
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,360
the oyster is probably doing it for
him. But this also leads directly

612
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:15,360
into our ar month adage, which
we know at least comes from. We

613
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:20,639
know that the ar month adage predates
ancient Rome. Actually really it was like

614
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,880
cold months. Yeah, it has
to be cold months. Yeah, and

615
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,519
we know a lot about it,
actually because of the text of no one

616
00:39:29,559 --> 00:39:36,039
other than the politician Cicero actually talks
a lot about this particular ar month myth.

617
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,280
Interesting, I mean, but back
then sister fucking wrote down everything.

618
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,920
Yeah he did. But he was
also like, if he had a question

619
00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:46,679
and he couldn't find an answer for
it, he found out, Yeah,

620
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,079
he'd go find out. And we're
gonna talk about that in a little bit.

621
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:52,840
But also maybe getting kickbacks from the
oyster lobby. Maybe, oh,

622
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,360
he was exposing the oyster lobby.
People get to that too. But there

623
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,280
are some reasons why you really wouldn't
want to eat wild during Roman summers.

624
00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:05,119
You're two, and this applies now
for wild oysters. At least number one.

625
00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:08,239
Wild oysters spawn in warm water.
This makes their meat runnier, so

626
00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:12,400
you know they're saving up in the
cold months all the glycogen and stuff.

627
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,199
That's what gives them their fatty like
texture and their taste. So they're bigger

628
00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:21,039
and better in the winter in the
wild ones at least raw, Yeah,

629
00:40:21,079 --> 00:40:23,719
they eat them raw. May would
eat them raw, but on top.

630
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:30,360
For me personally, oysters are a
vessel for the top ens, tabasco and

631
00:40:30,519 --> 00:40:37,199
essentially porch reddish. You have a
little bit of a maybe some cocktails sauce.

632
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:42,079
That's where I like a little lemons
too. Cocktail sauce makes me want

633
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:45,360
to vomit. Cocktail sauce, eat
cocktail sauce. If it's like a big

634
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,639
Gulf oyster without any real taste,
I'll throw cocktail sauce on it. But

635
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,519
like otherwise, I'll just do a
little lemon, maybe a little. You

636
00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:58,920
don't like a shrimp cocktail? Love
shrimpt I like the shrimp part cocktail sauce.

637
00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:01,719
Disgust me. Do you not like
horse radish? I like horse radish.

638
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,800
Do you like tomato sauce? No, you don't like tomatoes, so

639
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,599
you don't like ketchup ketchup? Disgust
me. Do you like barbecue sauce?

640
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:14,679
I like barbecue sauce. Okay,
like marinara it's fine, you're not like

641
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:19,159
a big red I'm okay. Well
that explains a lot. Then all right.

642
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:25,039
I like a good butter on my
noodle or like but yeah, uh

643
00:41:25,199 --> 00:41:28,840
no, I'd rather have like I
I don't like Alfredo either. Like I'd

644
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:35,440
rather have like a really light like
garlicky, buttery white wine type of pesto

645
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:37,079
that type like a clam sauce man, yeah, or something like that.

646
00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:40,079
Yeah, red sauce is it's I
don't like. I don't like red sauce

647
00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:44,199
on posta. I want to put
some clams after this. Eh. Clams

648
00:41:44,199 --> 00:41:46,119
are good, like a good clam. There's nowhere in town to go get

649
00:41:46,159 --> 00:41:49,760
some clams, though there are plenty
of places in town to get clams.

650
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,880
I don't know what to tell you. Man, not like a you know,

651
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,199
you can't go to a bar and
get clams. No, you can't.

652
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,840
Like, there's not like a clam
bar. There's like plenty of oyster

653
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,920
dude. A clam bar is like
such a I imagine that like a down

654
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,519
from an I think sounds like first
clam bar, lamb bar. That's a

655
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:07,760
real clam bar. But you can
go to a dive bar in like Delco

656
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:12,559
or somewhere you get some steamers.
Yeah, steamers are good. Man.

657
00:42:13,519 --> 00:42:16,159
What's which state has the clam pizza? Connecticut? Yeah, yells big on

658
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:21,360
the clam big yeah. Yeah.
But the second reason why you wouldn't want

659
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:27,760
to eat oysters in a Roman summer, and for a long time, this

660
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,440
supplies across all human history up until
very recently, is that people can be

661
00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:35,280
greedy. So if you harvest a
bunch of oysters and PLoP them on a

662
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,840
dock in the heat, some are
gonna die. That's just how it works.

663
00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:44,280
Sexual euphemism, well, you mean
you never eat Roman clams in the

664
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:49,440
summer. You never find a stranger
in the Alps. Just hot, yeah,

665
00:42:49,639 --> 00:42:52,960
stink, little musty. Yeah,
I could see that. I could

666
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,320
see that. But no, it
wasn't a euphemism. It was very much

667
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,960
something that people believed. But yeah, when you harvest them in the summer,

668
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:04,280
some are gonna die. But that
doesn't stop merchants from trying to get

669
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,719
returns from one hundred percent of their
crop dead or alive. So in Rome's

670
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,639
in Rome, oysters were a great
luxury, and they were served as an

671
00:43:10,679 --> 00:43:16,159
opulent appetizer before most Roman feasts.
The Great Roman chef Apicius is credited with

672
00:43:16,199 --> 00:43:21,360
finding a way to safely pack fresh
oysters from the coast on their journey from

673
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:27,440
the sea to the actual Emperor's like
castle or whatever the you know, main

674
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,719
hall is in Rome. However,
even at this time when it appeared to

675
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:35,440
oysters could finally be transported safely for
consumption, the case for the ar month

676
00:43:35,519 --> 00:43:38,440
rule of thumb not only sustained,
but it got stronger, Like people started

677
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,480
being way more out ofant, like
donium in the fucking something, right,

678
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:47,320
what happens if you eat a dead
oyster? It's one You're gonna smell it.

679
00:43:47,519 --> 00:43:52,039
Yeah, it's gonna stink, but
you're gonna get sick. You're gonna

680
00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:54,920
get it consumes your soul. Yeah, like oisles now in that shell.

681
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:59,320
Oysters have like bacteria around them and
stuff like that. But if you can

682
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,360
keep them at the temperature and transport
them safely, which is widespread, it's

683
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,840
one of the most tracked things in
the food industry. Raw sh shellfish.

684
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,480
Uh, you're gonna be fine.
Most of the food poisoning happens on the

685
00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:13,840
handling in the kitchen back of house. You know, some kid that doesn't

686
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,559
give a fuck, He like drops
one on the floor puts the bagways like

687
00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:19,159
oh an hourly. He's like,
oh that's by the heat. Lamb.

688
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:21,159
Shit, let me get that back
in the back, you know, and

689
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:27,039
that's how someone gets sick. Right, But yeah, this really mystified Cisteri.

690
00:44:27,119 --> 00:44:30,719
He's like, what like because he
would see all the rich Roman people

691
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,760
eating the merr around right, but
he's like, why why are they saying

692
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,960
we can't eat them in the summer? Like why do all the like pleabs

693
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,559
and stuff think you can't eat them
in the summer? And they pallenge accepted.

694
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:45,039
Yeah, So he was obsessed with
finding out why this was going on,

695
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:50,639
so much so that he wrote it
for uh. He wrote a treatise

696
00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:55,920
on it called the Ostress. He
wrote an entire treatise on it. What

697
00:44:57,039 --> 00:44:59,559
he found was, just like today, rich boys were getting scams when they

698
00:44:59,559 --> 00:45:04,880
went on big so wealthy Romans often
went to Pompeii beaches during the summer and

699
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,840
pasted on oysters while staying chairs.
Pompey City Beach. Yeah that was PCB,

700
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:17,079
the original PCB. Pompey City Beach. Oh dude, you could totally

701
00:45:17,119 --> 00:45:21,960
do like a fun a fun like
island seemed like a little volcano and a

702
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:24,199
palm tree. We need to merch. And like a dude just jacking off

703
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:28,440
on the beach. You know that
That that one guy that they caught jacket

704
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,639
everyone. Yeah, that's that's the
guy in the lawn chair or the beach

705
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,559
chair. He's just cranking. You
know what's crazy about that that I read

706
00:45:34,559 --> 00:45:37,639
actually today is that it was so
hot that the people were turned to glass.

707
00:45:38,519 --> 00:45:43,719
What the carbon in their bodies turned
to glass? They turned it turned

708
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,840
to glass. So that guy was
a fucking like porcelain sculpture of the water

709
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,840
in your body like boils. I
don't know, Well, the heat,

710
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:58,480
I don't even know how that's like, that's you wouldn't even hurt from that.

711
00:45:58,599 --> 00:46:00,360
I feel like you die instantly.
Yeah, you wouldn't feel it.

712
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:07,599
It's like it was under the impression
they suffocated. I think everything happened all

713
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:13,039
at once so fast. Yeah it's
yeah, you did suffocate, but it

714
00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:15,679
was because you were glass in your
lungs. You know, death by volcano

715
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,760
not on the list. I mean, it's just like getting you know what

716
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,360
I mean. Like it's like the
people who died at Heroshama, like right

717
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:30,760
then, they didn't feel anything it's
just what that's it? What the yeah?

718
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:36,719
Bigger than your thumb, but yeah. So, as described before,

719
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,400
the best and freshest oysters were packed
and shipped to Rome, where they commanded

720
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:45,000
the highest prices. Only the oysters
of the poorest quality remained at the waterfront,

721
00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:49,599
where they aged pretty bad, and
anyone in the know that worked around

722
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,519
there wouldn't touch them. No,
don't need those. But that didn't stop

723
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:57,119
the beach hoteliers from trying to make
a buck and sell these rancid oysters to

724
00:46:57,199 --> 00:47:02,760
their wealthy inland guests on very much
so, very much so, yes so.

725
00:47:04,079 --> 00:47:07,559
According to Cicero's oyster ritings, the
taste of these oysters at the waterfront

726
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:09,800
were so bad that even in their
best condition, they smelled like total shit.

727
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:14,400
To make matters worse, though,
the hotel owners would attempt to freshen

728
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:20,400
up their rancid oysters with condiments of
strong flavors to cover the taste. So

729
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:27,880
unsurprisingly, these wealthy, drunk as
fuck Roman frat boy people became violently sick

730
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,440
when they ate oysters on their summer
beach vacations. Blame it on the alcohol,

731
00:47:32,039 --> 00:47:36,039
I blame it on the oyster here
because some assholes. Like it's been

732
00:47:36,079 --> 00:47:37,639
sitting on the dock for two days, but I need to sell this.

733
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,599
Someone's fucked up in the eat your
oysters. You're not gonna blame the oyster.

734
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:43,119
Yeah, it's just something I got
too fucked up last night. Yeah.

735
00:47:43,119 --> 00:47:45,079
It's covered with like they were putting
like copper sulfate in it, and

736
00:47:45,159 --> 00:47:49,000
they were putting covering them in garlic
and stuff like that. You know,

737
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:52,320
so drunk people are just like,
yeah, I give me the food.

738
00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:57,559
But the summer beach sickness caused by
greedy hoteliers was not understood until four hundred

739
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:00,159
years later due to Cicero's detective work, because he was figuring this out.

740
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:04,639
This has been going on for years, but by that time the damage was

741
00:48:04,639 --> 00:48:08,159
already done and cannot be unwound even
by him. The summer oyster stickness was

742
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:15,440
so shrope. But I think died
like gosh, one hundred years before POMPEII,

743
00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:20,639
happened before Vesuvius erupted something like that, because I remember he was do

744
00:48:20,679 --> 00:48:23,400
you think he knew maybe one hundred
and twenty He was like really at his

745
00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:28,559
highest point in like the like around
sixty eight. I want to say no,

746
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,880
no, because VESUVI is erupted in
the seventies A d No. Cicero

747
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:37,159
di at the same time as Caesar
and Augustus. Oh, I thought he

748
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,639
was, like I think I think
Mark Antony had him. Did he die

749
00:48:39,679 --> 00:48:45,400
in sac He died in forty three
BC, so one hundred and ten years.

750
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:50,559
Yeah, I'm all, then that's
okay. Yeah, but that's pretty

751
00:48:50,599 --> 00:48:54,320
interesting, Like it really was just
like a fucking spring breakdown POMPEII. Yeah,

752
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,320
that was well, it was I
would call POMPEII. Well, I

753
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,599
don't know the level of wealth,
but it feels like a destin. I

754
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,400
was just about to say it's destined. Yeah, yeah, it seems like

755
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,840
a unnecessary shot of destin. No, it's not. It's he's saying.

756
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,039
It's not like Panama City Beach.
It's more like Destin, which people can

757
00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:14,039
still go to for spring break.
But it's also kind of like they're not

758
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:16,320
gonna let you do PCB ship.
Right. He can't do PCB ship at

759
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,800
pc anymore either. I mean,
growing up, I thought you were rich

760
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,039
if you went to Florida on vacation. Yeah, we didn't think that.

761
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,760
I don't think anymore. I don't
think anyone did you go to Disney World.

762
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,480
Do you think you're rich? We
lived there. You see all the

763
00:49:29,559 --> 00:49:36,000
fucking Disney World. Disney World is
expensive. Those are they're poor. But

764
00:49:36,159 --> 00:49:40,400
those people are poor because they chose
to go to Disney there for like three

765
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:44,159
years to go to Disney World.
Yeah, I know that's why they're poor.

766
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,119
It's not worth the three years of
savings. It's not. It's not

767
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:52,119
like it's cool. I go to
six Flags and just calling a day.

768
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,159
Yeah, it's not the same.
It's not. I've heard, and I

769
00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:58,159
don't care. Also, I don't
really give a fuck about going to the

770
00:49:58,199 --> 00:50:01,000
Millennium Falcon or whatever dumb shit they
have there. That's your wife. Now,

771
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:06,199
what tell that to your wife?
I know she wants she actually she's

772
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,280
even like, let's just go to
Disneyland. The kids aren't gonna appreciate it.

773
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,760
Disneyland's fine, and you get to
go to California too, But I

774
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,400
mean, Disney World is really truly
an immersive experience. But it's pretty sick

775
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,960
when you go to school there,
because then you could just go kill whenever

776
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,320
you want today or some shit.
They did have UCFDA Universal, but I

777
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,239
mean, like you could just roll
up as a Florida resident, they'll be

778
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,800
like, like, all right,
it's twenty bucks to day. You just

779
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,719
kind of season pass, Yeah,
like on a Wednesday or some shit.

780
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,360
Yeah, like off days for sure, we'd take off sometimes and just go

781
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,719
get fucked up at Epcot. But
uh, that's pricey, dude, that

782
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:44,400
is pricey. You talk like fifteen
dollars a beer thirteen countries. It's like

783
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,719
a three hundred dollars bar tap.
No, maybe four hundred dollars bar tab.

784
00:50:47,079 --> 00:50:50,440
But if you're paying to get to
Epcot from out of state, like

785
00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:54,760
you're you're fine from dollars. Yeah, but yeah, this falsely constructed our

786
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:59,000
rule went viral, so to speak, and was passed down through the centuries

787
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,519
as an inherited best practice. It
even survived in various forms in the nineteenth

788
00:51:02,039 --> 00:51:07,719
in twentieth century American and state laws
for a very similar reason. And that

789
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:12,000
reason is also greed. Because before
refrigerated train cars, oystermen would still ship

790
00:51:12,079 --> 00:51:15,920
oysters from the New York coast to
the Midwest by a train, including in

791
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:22,559
summer months where they would obviously go
bad, so greedy business owners in Chicago

792
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,800
wanting to get a profit would cover
up the taste with condiments you could find

793
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:29,880
at any seafood restaurant today, and
there's a reason you see them served still

794
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:35,360
with oysters today, Like the conniments
you get with oysters now are because of

795
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,400
people trying to cover them up way
back from the trains them gross and yeah,

796
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:43,079
so that's why you see like cocktail
sauce, horse radish, malt,

797
00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:45,639
vinegar, mignonette, you know,
that kind of stuff that was used to

798
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,920
mask tastes of bad oysters, and
now it's just like it actually turns out

799
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,280
it's just good too, with the
flavor of the oyster profile. It's the

800
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:58,920
cocktail sauce. I'd rather take a
hot load really than help cocktail sauce.

801
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,239
It is an insane take to me, the cocktail sauce is not that bad,

802
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,840
Oh it's not. It makes me
want to fucking puke. That's weird.

803
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:14,960
You'd rather take a hot load than
eat cocktail sauce well on an oyster.

804
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,719
I mean, the hot load's not
really gonna taste like anything. It's

805
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,239
just eating a load on a load. But you don't even know which is

806
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,599
which. We obviously don't know a
ton about the Dark Ages after the Fall

807
00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:29,440
of Rome, like I said,
some people burn some books or something.

808
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,159
Who could say, you know,
I'm not gonna call them out today.

809
00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:35,440
I'm not gonna do that. I'm
gonna get bullied if I do that.

810
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:42,239
But we do know at some point
after the fall oysters eventually research is a

811
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,360
common food item across all classes,
culminating in the Golden Age of oysters in

812
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:50,440
the mid nineteenth century. So in
the early eighteen hundreds, oysters were still

813
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,639
only eaten by the wealthy. However, a surgeon production by the mid eighteen

814
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:58,360
hundreds meant consumer prices for oyster drop
substantially. Who were producing what areas of

815
00:52:58,519 --> 00:53:05,119
Europe in particular were London, like
real English coastline had a lot, but

816
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,400
it was a really big United States
thing, Like the United States was producing

817
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:12,679
I think like eighty percent of the
world's oysters. Wow. Wow, But

818
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,239
there's oysters all over the world,
right, Yeah, for sure, for

819
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,320
sure, some just taste better than
Like Japan has their own oyster. I

820
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,280
know, people shit on like golf
oysters. Sometimes someone was trying to shit

821
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,519
on golf oysters are fine. Yeah. I forget who I was with because

822
00:53:23,559 --> 00:53:27,119
it wasn't either of you two,
Because you guys would have backed me up

823
00:53:27,159 --> 00:53:29,679
on it. I had to convince
someone that golf oysters were good. They're

824
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,159
perfectly fine. Yeah, I mean
some are like, what makes you think

825
00:53:32,159 --> 00:53:37,679
I would rade for golf oysters?
The people's beliefs you eat them all the

826
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,840
time here, I assume all the
time. I'm not like huge on oysters.

827
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,800
They're fine, But when you do
eat oysters, they're probably golf oysters.

828
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,880
Yeah. I mean a lot of
places, you know, if you

829
00:53:47,119 --> 00:53:50,559
don't know, if they don't tell
you what kind of oyster it is,

830
00:53:50,639 --> 00:53:52,199
like, oh it's a black magic
or a well Fleet or something like that,

831
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,400
it's more than likely my palate is
trash. I can't really tell the

832
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,320
difference between a whole lot of wine. Yeah, no, I mean it's

833
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,400
like you can forty dollars bottle and
a hundred and ten. And the other

834
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,000
place I usually eat oysters is fucking
New Orleans, which is also on the

835
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,519
you're getting Louisiana golf oysters. Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. And

836
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:13,360
if you're covering it in cocktail sauce
too or whatever, then you don't tabasco

837
00:54:13,519 --> 00:54:16,119
or tabasco. You don't need it
to have like a really fine you don't

838
00:54:16,119 --> 00:54:19,239
need to have a fine palate.
You just want, like you said,

839
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,119
you want it as a vessel,
which is totally fine. Put it on

840
00:54:21,159 --> 00:54:23,239
a cracker, whatever, you eat
it. How you liked my icy hot

841
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,719
load down my throat? Yeah,
my wife always gives me shit because a

842
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,760
lot of times, for like lunch, I'll literally just have like a taco,

843
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,960
Like I'll take ritzistrey chicken, put
it in tortilla, put some cheese

844
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,360
on it, go wrap and eat
it. And she'll be like, wo

845
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,320
how can you eat the same thing
every day? And I'll be like,

846
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:43,119
this is why I know you're a
fool, because you're not paying attention to

847
00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:45,559
what I'm doing. Do you see
that shelf for the fridge. It's got

848
00:54:45,639 --> 00:54:50,480
twenty different bottles of fucking hot sauce
on it. I use a different one

849
00:54:50,519 --> 00:54:52,880
every time. Therefore, the meal
is different every time. This taco is

850
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:58,760
simply a vessel for me to eat
different hot sauces. I am a really

851
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,400
bad just sauce. I'm like,
oh I buy it. Oh my god,

852
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,800
I have too many sauces. Also, if you want to be kind

853
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,639
of fit, you have to typically
eat the same thing over and over again.

854
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:12,880
You change the sauce up a lot
of chicken and rice potatoes. That's

855
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,159
what I do. It's a turkey
sandwich or a fucking chicken taco. I

856
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:19,199
usually do steak and eggs a lot. Steak and eggs are good. I

857
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:22,519
don't like eggs. I'm out on
eggs. See eggs, I have to

858
00:55:22,559 --> 00:55:27,559
eat with other things. No,
they're incredibly important to eat because they're one

859
00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:34,599
of the most like nutritional, dense
efficient prood this actually I am out on

860
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,679
what I can no longer do because
I've had it too much living in this

861
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,880
town with breakfastcolate everything, scrambled eggs. I'm just out on scrap fried egg

862
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,920
I could do any day of the
week. I just fucking can't scrap.

863
00:55:45,159 --> 00:55:47,039
I go real knuckle dragger with scrambled
eggs. I like them. With Ketchup,

864
00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:52,920
I just I think I'm out on
Ketchup. I like Ketchup. Ketchup

865
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:59,079
is foul. You just oup on
eggs. It's just one of sugar that

866
00:55:59,119 --> 00:56:01,119
I don't need. Have you ever
had it without sugar in it? It

867
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:06,079
tastes the exact same. It's so
frustrating. It's like, why is this

868
00:56:06,199 --> 00:56:12,599
in here? Yeah? Make your
hatchup ong Ketchup on scrambled eggs. I

869
00:56:12,639 --> 00:56:15,119
don't put it on like fried eggs. I don't like that. I would.

870
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,519
I would rather go hot sauce,
rather have my face fucked by a

871
00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:22,199
dog than eat ketchup on scrambled eggs. I now, if there's a good

872
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:29,400
salsa or something that's better. The
fucking difference between putting salsa unscrambled eggs and

873
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:36,559
ketchup unscrambled eggs is the difference between
living in a fucking chateau and living in

874
00:56:36,679 --> 00:56:39,760
a trailer of an old woman you
raped and murdered. Yeah, they both

875
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,719
have trailer. They both have roofs, do they not? Yeah? I

876
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,559
guess they both have tomatoes. Yep, that's right, that's the roof.

877
00:56:47,199 --> 00:56:51,920
There's sometimes a huge fucking difference.
Sometimes I don't know. It's because that's

878
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,039
how I ate him when I was
a little kid. And sometimes like I

879
00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:55,000
don't do it every time, and
I'm like, did you grow up in

880
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,800
a trailer? You get ketchup on
your eggs? No? I didn't grow

881
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,079
up on the trailer. I just
like catch up on my eggs. What

882
00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:04,880
can I say? What can I
say? That? It's pretty white trash?

883
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,960
Whatever? Hello, white trash that's
okay, but yeah, uh for

884
00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:12,360
reference on the price drop an eighteen
eighty five oysters cost three cents each,

885
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,800
which would be about seventy three cents
today, and then they drop to a

886
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:21,280
cent each, which would be a
quarter today. So that's incredibly cheap.

887
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:25,000
That's way cheaper than any eggs or
pulling specials at like a trill Lux or

888
00:57:25,119 --> 00:57:29,880
like any seafood restaurant. Now it's
maybe like two or three dollars at oyster.

889
00:57:30,199 --> 00:57:31,400
Yeah, you're getting golf. You
can still get them a bucket shuck

890
00:57:31,639 --> 00:57:37,199
sometimes on like a crapsheck or no, dude, if you go to like

891
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:43,360
AsSalt Trader, you can get dollar
golf oysters. Saltrader is the seafood,

892
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,760
right, it's Jack Allen's kitchen seafood. Okay, yeah, how did there

893
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,760
is? Is Jack Allen? Yeah, it's definitely like a tier of restaurant

894
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:54,599
that I would not trust to do
oysters. I it's really I think it's

895
00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:58,880
more of the vibe, like when
you walk in, you just know you

896
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,320
don't go to you don't do month
at out back. Yeah, I'm not

897
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:07,320
doing like a red lobster. Okay, Yeah, I wouldn't do a red

898
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,679
lobster oyster. But just because of
the people there do not care about the

899
00:58:12,679 --> 00:58:15,800
handling of the seafood. No,
yeah, they're like we bake bread,

900
00:58:16,199 --> 00:58:21,280
we bake biscuits. I yeah,
and food is at it. You're playing

901
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,880
a dangerous game, you are.
You gotta know it's at least decent quality.

902
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:27,320
Like I mean, I've been into
some rat hole places in New Orleans.

903
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,440
I like, give me the oysters. I don't give a fuck,

904
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:31,559
Like send them over, because you're
right, those people are of the sea.

905
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:37,079
Yeah they are. They're at the
porte. Yeah, exactly. But

906
00:58:37,719 --> 00:58:40,320
that low cost made them a standard
part of US and European diet due to

907
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:45,800
abundance and low cost. Really big
on again feeding slaves with them too,

908
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,679
because they're like fucking feedom The oyster
is like the cheapest ship. Yeah.

909
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,880
But after the Civil War, the
oyster harvesting industry exploded, leading to a

910
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:58,599
booming oyster industry, specifically in the
Chesapeake Bay that's where most of the world's

911
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:01,719
oysters were coming from the Civil War. Yeah, by the late eighteen sixties,

912
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:06,360
the stakes of the oyster industry were
high. Now, getting a captain

913
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,000
of an oyster boat could earn two
thousand dollars a year at a time when

914
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:15,360
most Marylanders earned five hundred dollars or
less a year. So they were making

915
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:20,039
four times the average of like people
in the state for doing this oyster work.

916
00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:23,079
This would be equivalent to like seventy
five k today and like the average

917
00:59:23,079 --> 00:59:27,039
income of like an oyster boat captain
now, which that's not that's kind of

918
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:30,199
a by gone like a boat captain
really is what we're gonna use his reference,

919
00:59:30,239 --> 00:59:34,039
that's about fifty thousand a year.
Okay, so they were making captains

920
00:59:34,079 --> 00:59:37,039
only make fifty grand a year now
on average. I mean that's a wide

921
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:42,000
spread, though, it's a widespread
Like I was explaining why that guy hit

922
00:59:42,039 --> 00:59:45,440
that bridge, right, fifty gram. There's no way he's making fifty grand.

923
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:47,440
I don't know if that guy's making
fifty grand, that dude's making six

924
00:59:47,519 --> 00:59:51,599
figs easy. Oh yeah, yeah, like that size maybe half a mill.

925
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,920
I'm saying, like probably like a
like a forty foot boat kind of

926
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,639
situation where your captain like something like
that. If you make a big goop,

927
00:59:57,679 --> 00:59:59,760
see like that, you gotta you
gotta pay forward, right, you

928
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:01,519
pay for that bridge? Yeah,
you gotta help build it, certainly,

929
01:00:01,559 --> 01:00:06,199
goes on your resume. I don't
think you work anymore. Yeah, I

930
01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:09,079
don't know. I mean, like, honestly, could they have really stopped

931
01:00:09,079 --> 01:00:12,719
it? Didn't the power go out? Who knows? Yeah, we'll never

932
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,599
know. I asked the CIA,
Oh, do they do something about it?

933
01:00:15,119 --> 01:00:20,159
I don't know's CIA. That's the
dumb thing to say. The CIS

934
01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:23,239
doesn't. They don't answer. Everything's
an op. Everything's conspiracy. Huh,

935
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:29,119
everything's an up something with mk ultra. Yeah. Anyway, there began to

936
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:34,840
be a war between uh Marylanders and
Virginians over Chesapeake Bay water usage. The

937
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,239
bay teams with oystermen, merchants,
immigrants, and to the dismay of a

938
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:42,519
lot of people in proper society,
the booming industry of oysters also brought gambling

939
01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:45,039
and prostitutes because so many more people
were working the bays at this point.

940
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:49,280
Yeah, like there was this town
something to do. There was a town

941
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,800
on the Chesapeake Bay that was like
a nothing town. And the guy that

942
01:00:52,079 --> 01:00:55,199
like was kind of like he owned
the town more or less. Yeah,

943
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:59,000
he was like, whoa wait a
minute, We're on top of a bunch

944
01:00:59,039 --> 01:01:00,679
of fucking oyster beds. Yeah,
that went from a nothing town to a

945
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:06,760
town that employed six hundred different charter
vessels. Listen, or not charter vessels,

946
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,760
but just oyster. They go hand
in hand. I am buying stock

947
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:15,320
and oysters because I mean, gambling's
nationwide at this point. Yeah. Essentially

948
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,480
prostitution is too, is it.
I mean there's a lot of sex workers

949
01:01:19,519 --> 01:01:22,360
now only fans. Okay, I
I find sex worker. If you're doing

950
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:28,199
only fans, I mean not necessarily, right, you are, even if

951
01:01:28,199 --> 01:01:30,719
you're doing like, oh, this
is how I make this pottery on only

952
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:39,280
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only fans except for a very specific class

953
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,800
of people who get turned on.
No matter what, it's always fetish,

954
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,119
right yeah, yeah, yeah,
even if it's if the act is by

955
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:50,960
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956
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:55,440
you get out of poverty, selling
your butthole and gambling on the cubs,

957
01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:00,679
genitals or recession proof. That's very
true. They're actually just they stand alone

958
01:02:00,719 --> 01:02:05,639
from the economy. Yeah. Yeah, a local saloons. This is a

959
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,199
local saloon in Virginia. They had
a boxing ring that was the site of

960
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:13,639
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961
01:02:13,679 --> 01:02:15,679
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so bet on the fight too. Yeah

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01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:08,159
I actually smoked their Delta nine blunt
the other day. Yeah you did,

1005
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,880
Yeah, how to go great?
Yeah? Bet it did really wonderful.

1006
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:15,840
They have Delta eight vabes. They
got Delta I mean, they got like

1007
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,599
everything you can imagine. The blunt
was cool though. Uh, they sent

1008
01:05:17,679 --> 01:05:21,039
me flower too. I was actually
like rifling around looking for a battie that

1009
01:05:21,079 --> 01:05:23,960
I have, but I couldn't find
it, so I did the blunt instead.

1010
01:05:24,079 --> 01:05:26,199
Yeah, but I need to smoke
their flowers still. But their flight

1011
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,800
smells great. Oh man. Yeah, I mean it's the flowers probably in

1012
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,079
the blunt. Yeah. And then
their gummies are good too. It's twenty

1013
01:05:31,119 --> 01:05:35,760
milligrams, so it's uh, I
only I personally only eat a hasis because

1014
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:39,199
I'm a little baby. But uh, if you want to, you know

1015
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,960
a lot of people do ten,
but they they do twenty milligram stuff.

1016
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,800
It's really really good all they have, and they have a million flavors too.

1017
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:49,119
Yeah, honestly skip the gas station
like weirdo stuff. That's like odd

1018
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that they're selling behind a weird plastic
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1019
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,960
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1020
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,480
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1021
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either. Just it's something that it's
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1022
01:06:01,159 --> 01:06:04,280
gonna mess with you, and it's
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1023
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:10,519
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1024
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1025
01:06:14,719 --> 01:06:16,119
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of your routine as you want it to

1026
01:06:16,159 --> 01:06:20,639
be. It's real weed products.
It contains less than point three percent THC,

1027
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:25,280
making them legally compliant across the United
States. But it packs a punch,

1028
01:06:26,079 --> 01:06:28,320
you know. It's the Delta KNIGHTE
and it offers more milligrams. Like

1029
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:32,920
I said, they're twenty of THC
per product than you might find in recreational

1030
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,559
states. Uh. In the Cloud
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1031
01:06:36,599 --> 01:06:40,159
they really are very innovative, and
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1032
01:06:40,199 --> 01:06:43,000
and and uh, just you know, keep you, keep you on your

1033
01:06:43,039 --> 01:06:45,719
toes, keep you happy. I
was very surprised though by the blunt in

1034
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,920
particular. Uh, and just I
because I was a smoker. Like I

1035
01:06:48,079 --> 01:06:51,760
like to smoke things, you know
what I mean. Vapes are fine edibles

1036
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,320
I do most of the time now, but I like, I like cigars.

1037
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,840
I like to smoke things. So
the blunt was cool, the flowers

1038
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,199
cool, and again that has been
my favorite things to blunt and I cannot

1039
01:07:01,239 --> 01:07:05,440
wait to smoke the Flower. I'm
telling you Into Cloud is the jam.

1040
01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:09,599
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1045
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:29,199
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1046
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,800
that. So you know, it
would help the show out a lot if

1047
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:35,800
you went to into Cloud dot co
slash soft Core to make that purchase,

1048
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:40,239
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1049
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:44,039
was really cool. And their stuff
is also freaking great. It'll get ja

1050
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,119
send you to space if you want
to go to space. Yeah, Into

1051
01:07:46,159 --> 01:07:51,639
Cloud love them, I'll go back
to it. Uh. And this would

1052
01:07:51,639 --> 01:07:57,320
be like between watermen from Virginia and
oystermen from Maryland Smith Island. So like

1053
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,360
waterman got pissed off because like one, the oyster people were just like wrecking

1054
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,960
their ship all the time, like
the work they were doing on the coastline.

1055
01:08:03,599 --> 01:08:06,920
And then uh, also just like
fishers, and stuff, where like

1056
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,360
fishermen were considered watermen as well,
and like they would be pissed off at

1057
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:15,000
the oyster man and stuff. Everyone
in the seafood and like sea industries all

1058
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:17,239
hate each other and think they do
the best work at this time. Yeah.

1059
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,520
Yeah, and they were the new
kid on the block. Yeah for

1060
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,159
sure, Like you didn't you didn't
do your time. Yeah, you're not

1061
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:27,199
catching a fish put in. I
could totally see a fisherman too, being

1062
01:08:27,199 --> 01:08:29,279
like there's no skill to that.
You're just pulling them out of the fucking

1063
01:08:32,079 --> 01:08:35,880
You're not even you're not even going
out in the water. You're just pulling

1064
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:39,760
them up. You don't even have
to trick them. You just coastline.

1065
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:44,760
Yeah, you're a coast kid.
One colorful. One colorful character was named

1066
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,319
a Hany Bradshaw. He was a
Smith Island Methodist priest who fell from grace

1067
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:51,079
during the oyster season to become one
of the scrappiest ockside brawlers on the Eastern

1068
01:08:51,119 --> 01:08:57,279
Shore. This guy spent like one
summer working an oyster boat around prostitutes and

1069
01:08:57,319 --> 01:09:01,720
gambling and facing fucking cricket for it's
always funny pretty much. Yeah. He

1070
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:05,119
d from a priest. It's just
like a hobo fighting on the docks.

1071
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:10,600
Yeah for a hot meal, yeah, not even hot. Are the oysters

1072
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:15,119
hot? No? Yeah, I
gotta cook them. Yeah yeah. I

1073
01:09:15,239 --> 01:09:18,119
do like a fried oyster, like
fried oyster, po boy. That's great,

1074
01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:23,399
it's good stuff, youd oyster po
boy. I do like the bread

1075
01:09:24,359 --> 01:09:27,359
a nice bagot. I'm okay with
po boys. You can keep them.

1076
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,560
I will say this for any po
boy or whatever. I do this all

1077
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,600
the time when I make a sandwich
because I like to have a bake at.

1078
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,119
You gotta I scoop you gotta scoop
the bread out. I got,

1079
01:09:35,199 --> 01:09:39,199
I get, I take most of
the bread out. We're cities for Zion

1080
01:09:39,279 --> 01:09:42,640
Williamton to be drafted by oh boy, yeah, why he's so fat.

1081
01:09:43,039 --> 01:09:46,600
Yeah, if he got drafted by
like Utah, he'd already be better than

1082
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,680
Michael Jordan's. I think you can
understand a lot about people in Louisiana when

1083
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:53,840
you start looking at the principles and
like foundations of their diet, which is

1084
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:59,079
like mudbugs and cream sauces, yeah, and fried dough and fried dough.

1085
01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:01,640
Yes. Of course a lot of
times they like could jam the mudbug cream

1086
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:06,000
sauce inside the fried dough. Yes, uh, a little bit of crawfishatsu

1087
01:10:06,079 --> 01:10:09,560
fe Yeah, on top of a
fucking piece of bread. Yeah, yeah,

1088
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,479
pretty much. But uh. The
other wars that were going on in

1089
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,680
the oyster scene in the eighteen mid
eighteen hundreds were tongers versus dredgers, So

1090
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:19,560
tongers worked in shallower waters. I
don't know how it sounds that both those

1091
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,359
terms sound racist. They sound racial. Yeah, yeah, they sound very

1092
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:26,920
loaded, don't they tongue or a
dredger, but yeah talking it would just

1093
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,960
walk up to somebody today and be
like, what are you doing here?

1094
01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:32,520
You tonga? Just a gangs in
New York type fight. They did this

1095
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,560
on the water. So dredgers would
be the people that like threw the giant

1096
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:41,640
chain nets down, Yeah, dragged
the bottom where's tongers would go along this

1097
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,479
like kind of the coastline and like
just large tongs and pull them out little

1098
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,159
Nancy boys. Yeah, for sure, the dredgers could pull a lot more.

1099
01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:50,760
They made more money, but fuck
them, I'm a dredger. But

1100
01:10:51,000 --> 01:11:00,279
like it'd be over yeah, so
over time though, enough dead body he

1101
01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:03,720
started showing up in the Chesapeake Bay
between the fights between Virginia, Maryland boaters,

1102
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:09,960
the fucking normal watermen versus the oysters
that oyster started growing on their bones.

1103
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,720
It's just a reef of bones.
No, I wish that would be

1104
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:15,079
sick, that'd be dope. Yeah, the oysters don't need Actually, oysters

1105
01:11:15,359 --> 01:11:19,319
filter fifty gallons of water day one
oyster. Well, yeah, so that's

1106
01:11:19,399 --> 01:11:24,680
actually our what's our band, what's
our metal band called? Bones? Yeah?

1107
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,359
Reef of Bones is our Aquaman three
soundtrack album that we get a little

1108
01:11:28,359 --> 01:11:30,920
more completely. Yeah, we get
a little experimental. Yeah. Yeah,

1109
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:36,720
we did a whole like underwater level. Yeah. But so these guys,

1110
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:40,119
you know, they're killing a bunch
of people. They're definitely over harvesting,

1111
01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:43,159
and like people are starting to realize, like shit, the oysters are getting

1112
01:11:43,239 --> 01:11:45,760
smaller. Yeah, that they're harvesting, so they're not giving them time to

1113
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:49,000
like spawn and regrow. That's something
that like Native Americans actually knew to do.

1114
01:11:49,199 --> 01:11:53,079
Like if you look at Native American
oyster mounts, like they were eating

1115
01:11:53,159 --> 01:11:56,279
only big oysters. They knew not
to pick the little ones because they're like,

1116
01:11:56,399 --> 01:12:00,239
we're we need that for later.
So they that's why they never built

1117
01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:05,079
a society that could uh fight off
the Europeans. We're locust baby. Yeah.

1118
01:12:05,159 --> 01:12:09,439
Capitalist success does kind of come on
the back of So there's no like

1119
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:15,279
veal for oysters, just a tiny, tiny oyster. It's like it's so

1120
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:20,000
just like a little tiny slip.
Yeah, I mean people really do now

1121
01:12:20,079 --> 01:12:24,079
in the market like a small oyster, Like I think, how small caveat

1122
01:12:24,119 --> 01:12:27,800
it is, right, Like a
big fat boy oyster. You know,

1123
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:30,319
a good big oyster is fine,
especially if you're like cooking it over a

1124
01:12:30,359 --> 01:12:32,359
grill. It shrinks up a little
bit. Tell me you don't want to

1125
01:12:32,399 --> 01:12:38,159
take a whole spoonful or just like
a jug of oyster veal? Oh yeah,

1126
01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:40,039
yeah, yeah, I'll do that. I don't want to. I

1127
01:12:40,079 --> 01:12:42,239
don't want to be just put it
all in. Oh no, I want

1128
01:12:42,279 --> 01:12:44,359
the guy to do the work.
Yeah yeah, yeah, you want like

1129
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,720
a big I would take pleasure in
seeing him open them all. Yeah.

1130
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,279
I got nowhere to be just like
a cocktail fork trying to pry open these

1131
01:12:54,319 --> 01:12:58,079
tiny oysters. Do you know?
That's how calamari came to be a thing

1132
01:12:58,119 --> 01:13:01,640
in the United States. What hell, we fucking overfished something else and they

1133
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:09,039
had to the US government had to
figure out a way too I'm really paraphrasing

1134
01:13:09,039 --> 01:13:11,359
this because I read it so long
ago. But they just had to figure

1135
01:13:11,359 --> 01:13:15,199
out a way to just replace it
with other seafood while the fucking fish that

1136
01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:18,800
we were aliens. Yeah, basically
so. But they were like, nobody's

1137
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:23,600
gonna eat squid or octopus. Canna
be disgusted by the aliens, right,

1138
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:28,079
So they're like, oh, let's
class it. We'll make it all Italian.

1139
01:13:28,199 --> 01:13:33,640
Yeah, eat Rocky Mountain oysters.
So I have e in Rocky Mountain

1140
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:39,319
oyster. They're fine, you gay? Yeah, yeah, sick, Yeah,

1141
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:43,760
me too, something dog. But
yeah. So in order to like

1142
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,600
kind of combat the over harvesting and
the violence, uh, the state of

1143
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:49,960
Maryland responded by creating the Oyster Navy
in eighteen sixty eight that was led by

1144
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:58,560
Captain Hunter Davidson. And can you
imagine like surviving Gettysburg and then getting murdered

1145
01:13:59,319 --> 01:14:03,000
by a tongue dude, I'd be
so mad. Yeah, a guy with

1146
01:14:03,199 --> 01:14:06,880
tongs got me. It was just
like I pick oysters the right way.

1147
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:12,439
Yeah, like you just free the
slaves and then fucking some guys like you

1148
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,960
pick oysters wrong. But some guy
guys by like Jack Shore just comes in

1149
01:14:16,079 --> 01:14:20,119
and gets you in the eyeball with
his tongs. Yeah, dude, fuck

1150
01:14:20,199 --> 01:14:26,880
that. But uh yeah, so
they aren't Captain Hunter Davidson with the howitzer

1151
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:30,479
on his boat and a bunch of
others. That's, by the way for

1152
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,319
people who were like, who's uver? But legal to own a coon and

1153
01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:35,880
sucking a bit. But no,
it's fucking been legal for most of American

1154
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:42,399
history to own a fucking cannon ton
whatever you can get pretty much. Yeah,

1155
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,439
doesn't that come with every KA house
cannon? Yeah, yeah, yeah

1156
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:49,600
it does, which I believe Micah
was a part of exploding one at Missoo,

1157
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:56,279
like blowing it up backwards or yes, the Ka houses the year before

1158
01:14:56,319 --> 01:14:59,039
I got there, the Ka House
had a cannon in the yard, as

1159
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:02,640
most KA houses, and a bunch
of kas. I believe Micah was amongst

1160
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,960
this party. Uh, we're like, let's fire off our cannon. So

1161
01:15:06,079 --> 01:15:11,880
they just jammed it to the brim
with fireworks and gunpowder. And I told

1162
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,159
you guys about the sparkler bomb before, right, How you take like a

1163
01:15:15,239 --> 01:15:17,920
hundred sparklers and wrap them up with
duct tape, it just becomes a fucking

1164
01:15:18,079 --> 01:15:21,359
bomb. It's a flash bomb.
Yeah, Well they did that and they

1165
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:30,520
lit off the cannon, and the
cannon exploded off the base and flew across

1166
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:34,479
the street, through the roof of
the apartment building, across the street and

1167
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:41,319
down through three floors. It didn't
hit anyone. The legend, I don't

1168
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,239
know. I think this is true, Like I think you can go look

1169
01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:45,680
at it in the newspaper, but
I would have to double check. The

1170
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,199
legend is that it went through a
ping pong table while people were either playing

1171
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:53,600
ping pong or beer pong. Like
the cannon just through the ceiling through the

1172
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,680
ping pong table. Can you imagine
you hear that first initial bang, You're

1173
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,880
like, what the fuck? And
then you're like, wait two seconds,

1174
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,840
and then you hear you think you're
getting bombed. Yeah, yeah, for

1175
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,439
sure, that's fucking nightmares. They
did not get kicked off for that.

1176
01:16:05,359 --> 01:16:14,720
That would be instant kickoff. Prove
they did it. Prove it was aws.

1177
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,960
Just a bunch of like scared white
men in front of the yard,

1178
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:21,560
just like oh what but yeah,
uh, dredgers began moving into waters.

1179
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:27,079
The tongue is considered theirs. Everyone
was resorting the guns and watermen were turning

1180
01:16:27,159 --> 01:16:30,920
up dead in the bay. Uh. The oyster Navy of Maryland was just

1181
01:16:30,039 --> 01:16:33,239
downing dredger boats left and right.
There were pirates going out in the middle

1182
01:16:33,279 --> 01:16:38,560
of the night and harvest over harvesting. Then again, like you survived the

1183
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:42,680
Civil War to get murdered by an
oyster navy. This is a guy that

1184
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,239
doesn't serve in the military, but
like, this is what gets you ready

1185
01:16:45,319 --> 01:16:48,439
for World War One. I did
my time, yeah, in the oyster

1186
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:55,159
Navy fighting the goddamn Maryland Navy.
Yeah, but uh yeah, Virginia also

1187
01:16:56,920 --> 01:17:00,359
mean Virginia also tried to do this. They got embarrassed the like the I

1188
01:17:00,399 --> 01:17:03,239
think it was like the governor of
Virginia was like, oh, We're gonna

1189
01:17:03,279 --> 01:17:06,760
stop all these over harvesters. And
one of the most famous things that happened

1190
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:13,039
was he there was this legendary like
oyster piri guy. They saw his ship.

1191
01:17:13,079 --> 01:17:15,359
They were like they had three ships
to go get him, but they

1192
01:17:15,399 --> 01:17:18,640
didn't know that the oyster pirate had
already bailed from the shift and he left

1193
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:23,199
his wife and three daughters on board. They were just like kind of living

1194
01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:25,840
on it. He was on shore
for some reason, and the wife and

1195
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:29,199
the three daughters were like, fuck, the cops are here, so they

1196
01:17:29,279 --> 01:17:33,039
start sailing, and they outsailed the
Virginia Oyster names Yeah, in front of

1197
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,239
a bunch of spectators on the Chesapeake
base, so much so that the guy

1198
01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:41,399
lost reelection. Like they were just
like you got out maneuvered by three girls

1199
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:45,760
and a maiden, like or a
matron, like what the fuck are you

1200
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:50,560
doing? Like you guys don't deserve
funding anymore. But uh, one of

1201
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:55,319
the worst things that would happen was
like captains of these oyster boats were of

1202
01:17:55,399 --> 01:17:59,640
course not above stealing immigrants coming into
Baltimore. Yeah, so once on the

1203
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:02,600
boat, the immigrants had their passports
and paper sticking, and they faced beatings

1204
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:06,720
and withholding of wages while they worked
under ruling conditions. So what is an

1205
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:14,760
immigrant but a person you can steal
and make your slave. I don't know

1206
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:18,800
if that's applicable across the board and
immigrants whatever you want it to be.

1207
01:18:19,359 --> 01:18:25,079
In eighteen sixty yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, especially then

1208
01:18:25,199 --> 01:18:28,920
mid eight I mean, dude,
we were when people were coming over during

1209
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,079
the Civil War. We were like, hey, welcome to America. Have

1210
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:34,880
you heard about the army? Should
you not going on right now? It's

1211
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:39,880
pretty hot? Yeah? Yeah.
Number one job creator in America currently.

1212
01:18:40,079 --> 01:18:44,159
Yeah, everyone's in it. Everyone
they actually, I believe that's the seating

1213
01:18:44,199 --> 01:18:46,159
gangs in New York, like three
hot mails a day and blah blah blah

1214
01:18:46,199 --> 01:18:48,600
blah blah. That's a good deal
if you're a fucking peasant, like,

1215
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:53,199
yeah, pop it. I mean, honestly, if you're Irish like some

1216
01:18:53,279 --> 01:18:58,239
guy, you have no job lined
up, especially if you can somehow finagle

1217
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,560
uh not being cannon, you know
what I mean. If you can be

1218
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:04,079
a pogue, a Civil War pogue, it's a good, good gig.

1219
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:09,920
I mean, you still might die
of dysentery since like fucking disease killed most

1220
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:14,199
people in the Civil War, but
yourself shaving. Yeah, but uh yeah,

1221
01:19:14,239 --> 01:19:17,119
I mean there's a reason Armed forces
recruiting centers are still very active today.

1222
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:20,840
Yeah, you want to go to
college for free? And that reason

1223
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:26,640
is Top Gun, That's right.
That was like after watching that movie,

1224
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,800
I was like, yeah, that's
propaganda. Oh yeah, well yeah,

1225
01:19:30,119 --> 01:19:32,520
but it worked. Every war movie
is military propaganda. It was no,

1226
01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:35,760
I don't even like to none,
but the new Top Gun was good,

1227
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:39,640
not like saving Private Ryan and shit, but actually, you know who said

1228
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:46,399
that same Private Ryan directly allowed America
to do Iraq in Afghanistan. He said

1229
01:19:46,399 --> 01:19:51,359
that Oliverstone, really he said that
saving Private Ryan got American super horny for

1230
01:19:51,479 --> 01:19:55,720
war. It's like we need a
good fight. Yeah, yeah, sure,

1231
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,079
he like hated Spielberg for it.
Damn So Spielberg played nine to eleven.

1232
01:19:59,399 --> 01:20:04,960
H Yeah he did. Spiel Berg
makes you think. Yeah, but

1233
01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:10,680
uh, over time, over harvesting
did start to get colder. That took

1234
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:14,239
a long time. That took well
into the nineteen hundreds to get that going.

1235
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:19,840
Now, most oysters, oysters consumed
are farmed, they're not wild harvested.

1236
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:26,000
So it's it's really important actually because
oysters, we started to figure out

1237
01:20:26,119 --> 01:20:28,840
it's like, man, all these
beaches are eroding, it's because all the

1238
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:31,000
oyster beds were preventing that from happening. So yeah, yeah, I know.

1239
01:20:31,119 --> 01:20:34,239
Yeah yeah. So like when they
started, like that was a thing

1240
01:20:34,279 --> 01:20:38,199
in New York I think, right, New York Harbor was having serious problems

1241
01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:42,199
because they just fucking destroyed the oyster
beds. Yep, they actually just started,

1242
01:20:42,399 --> 01:20:45,039
not just but like they have a
project called the Billion Oyster Project.

1243
01:20:45,119 --> 01:20:48,479
Yeah, they're trying to reintroduce a
billion new oysters into the bay. Let's

1244
01:20:48,479 --> 01:20:50,960
see what you're trying to do here. I'm trying to so important. So

1245
01:20:51,079 --> 01:20:54,840
I know you're saving the beaches or
something. Oh yeah, no, for

1246
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,640
sure, I am. I am. I am actually the most uh humanitarian

1247
01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,840
person here. Now. You're trying
to make a play for New York.

1248
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:03,079
You're trying to get a plot of
land in New York. Fuck that harvest.

1249
01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,720
You're kidding me, No, Hudson, no way, dude. Those

1250
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:11,159
oyster steak so much longer to grow
in the cold ass water up there.

1251
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:15,640
Yeah, but it's not gonna be
you. It's gonna be the Goldman Division.

1252
01:21:15,439 --> 01:21:19,560
What're you're You're making a business plan
for me right making a power play.

1253
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:23,680
No, I have zero and dude, I have zero. I just

1254
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,720
want this simple life. No,
dude, you're gonna fucking crush the competition.

1255
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:29,800
You're gonna be cutthroat, and you're
gonna start a monopoly on the business

1256
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,600
on the East Coast. Yeah,
you're acting like you're a simple oyster farm

1257
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,039
right now. We're gonna go visit
you in Florida in like three years.

1258
01:21:34,119 --> 01:21:40,840
I'll be like, you know,
there's a lot of Honturns in your house.

1259
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:45,720
All of them keep asking me where
their passports are like I know,

1260
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:50,720
and of dead bodies around you don't
want to leave. Yeah, this has

1261
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:54,479
a cannon on it. It's like, Jake, your house is like this

1262
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,159
one really big house and you have
all these tiny, tiny tiny yeah,

1263
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,479
far away from your big house with
a big and he's drinking the mint jewelo.

1264
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,359
Yeah. And I'm actually doing the
thing that you said you would do

1265
01:22:03,399 --> 01:22:08,000
it at the top of the episode. Yeah. Hey, keep all turning

1266
01:22:08,079 --> 01:22:12,840
them cages, but like a turn
of them good cages. Oh do to

1267
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,640
clear we have to be like Jake, you got to stop calling them mini

1268
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,359
homes. They're not many homes,
they're tiny homes. Yeah, tiny homes.

1269
01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:20,399
Yeah, please stop calling those slave
quarters tiny. How much aiqita homes?

1270
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:27,520
Uh No? But all most oysters
are farmed now and it's really good

1271
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:31,880
for the beds, the oyster beds
being revitalized. It's awesome. It creates

1272
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:36,800
even more filtering for water, and
it's going to create more sustainable protein sources

1273
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:41,239
as well too, once it continues
to grow. Like but just for reference,

1274
01:22:41,399 --> 01:22:46,520
like the amount of harvested oysters we
did in eighteen sixty, like eighteen

1275
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:51,960
sixty through seventy you were having about
fifteen million bushels sold in Maryland alone per

1276
01:22:53,039 --> 01:22:56,159
year. That's one hundred and fifty
million oysters a year, yea being brought

1277
01:22:56,239 --> 01:23:01,000
in the turnaround like Compare that,
so the oysters that were harveted, like

1278
01:23:01,319 --> 01:23:05,520
harvested around two thousand or so from
the Chesapeake Bay. There was a resurgence

1279
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:09,359
in the Chesapeak BA during this time, we were still only harvesting one percent

1280
01:23:09,399 --> 01:23:13,479
of what the volume was one hundred
plus years ago. Can I just suggest

1281
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:16,039
to you what you should name your
boat? What's up for when you're oyster

1282
01:23:16,159 --> 01:23:21,319
farming? What's up? The alarm
clock? Why getting those boys out of

1283
01:23:21,359 --> 01:23:26,640
bed? The oyster out of bed? Come on? Wake up? Yeah,

1284
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:29,079
time to get slurped? It comes
the alarm clock. Yeah, wake

1285
01:23:29,159 --> 01:23:31,760
up and get slurped. Dog.
That's how I want to be woken up?

1286
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:39,520
Yeah yeah? Or the drill sergeant? Why getting the boys out of

1287
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,039
bed? Same thing? Oh true, same concept? Got play some taps?

1288
01:23:43,199 --> 01:23:47,399
What did you guys learn today?
I learned maritime loll to kill you?

1289
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:51,600
When we have our competitive oyster farm, Okay, we're gonna name it.

1290
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:56,880
What do you want to go with? Rob? What the maritime law?

1291
01:23:57,159 --> 01:24:00,159
H? No? No, they
are competing oyster farm. Oh,

1292
01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:10,359
let's just call it, uh Jake's
Demise. People be like, why is

1293
01:24:10,399 --> 01:24:13,680
it called that? No, it'll
also be called Goldman's. Kind of like

1294
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,000
how in New York every pizza place
is raised famous pizza. Oh yeah,

1295
01:24:16,079 --> 01:24:19,640
yeah, yeah, which kind of
going down to Goldman's Farm, Goldman's oyster

1296
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:25,359
Farm. That's actually pretty ironic,
considering, Uh, oysters aren' kosher.

1297
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:28,720
Yeah, yeah, that's true,
they're not. They're filter feeders, extremely

1298
01:24:29,199 --> 01:24:32,640
not kosher. Yeah, almost worse
than bacon. Really, yeah, yeah,

1299
01:24:33,079 --> 01:24:40,079
it is. I learned you'll take
any opportunity to just just justify your

1300
01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:43,000
life choice. You spent an hour. I learned you'd spend you'd waste an

1301
01:24:43,039 --> 01:24:45,800
hour of our time justifying your life
choice. That's say an hour twenty,

1302
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,319
but we wasted the first twenty minutes
of your time. Really, yeah,

1303
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,920
just interrupting, just bicycle spoking you. Yeah, that's right, that's right,

1304
01:24:53,119 --> 01:24:55,840
Yeah, but kind of justified at
this point. Yeah, who's Hitler

1305
01:24:56,039 --> 01:24:59,520
you? Yeah, two weeks in
a row. You're leaving for leaving two

1306
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:02,520
weeks in a I was Hitler last
week too, his Hitler last week.

1307
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:06,640
You're we're now going to refer to
it Who's who's the Jake of THEE Jake.

1308
01:25:08,079 --> 01:25:11,760
That'd be good in like sixty episodes
from now, some rando. That's

1309
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:15,119
not me. It's probably way fund
Jake. Yeah, why are you calling

1310
01:25:15,199 --> 01:25:16,239
it that? It's like, oh, you gotta be an og for that.

1311
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:21,640
Like, what was Hitler's actual name
at alf Uh? It was Hitler's

1312
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:26,760
nay, so I looked that up
when you were looking it up. Hitler's

1313
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:31,800
last name was always Hitler. His
dad was a bastard and originally had his

1314
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:36,840
mother's last name, but was legitimized
and took the correct name before Hitler was

1315
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:40,760
born. It was a it was
a mouthful. Yeah, it was like

1316
01:25:41,039 --> 01:25:47,399
shek and something shecken Stein or yea
she and Steinstein? Was Shekelstein? I

1317
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,520
think that sounds like one of us. Yeah, it's it for our episode

1318
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:54,680
today, guys, think so much. Checkout softwore history dot com for merch.

1319
01:25:55,319 --> 01:25:58,319
Please leave a review. Even though
we hit a thousand, we still

1320
01:25:58,359 --> 01:26:00,279
need more. Well we need and
we will read them eventually. When this

1321
01:26:00,479 --> 01:26:03,279
episode ran kind of long and last
we got the two thousand reviews. We

1322
01:26:03,359 --> 01:26:06,720
do a show from Jake's oyster farm. Yeah, it's not my oyster farm.

1323
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:11,560
That I'm gonna be working on from
Jake's Oysters farm when he kills the

1324
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:15,159
owners happen like how you're just like, yeah, I gotta leave the podcast

1325
01:26:15,199 --> 01:26:18,000
to be a field hand. Yep, I do. It's farm work,

1326
01:26:18,079 --> 01:26:20,399
man, It's it's hard ass work. Bro. I'm really proud of my

1327
01:26:20,399 --> 01:26:24,600
wife. Whatever. You fall in
love with the farmer's daughter the farmer.

1328
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:29,640
The farmer doesn't look in like how
we talked about on TikTok that made a

1329
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:33,399
bunch of country boys mad song the
farmers. Fact that you know so much

1330
01:26:33,399 --> 01:26:36,159
about that song, I didn't know
the tree in general. Actually, I

1331
01:26:36,239 --> 01:26:40,239
think I missed that bit. What
happened there? This is the country song

1332
01:26:40,319 --> 01:26:45,039
the Farmer's daughter. Yeah, it's
just a nightmare scenario where where a drift

1333
01:26:45,119 --> 01:26:47,920
or field hand ends up drilling and
marrying. Oh yes, I do remember

1334
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,000
this. Yes, yeah, it
isn't nice. People were like, you

1335
01:26:50,119 --> 01:26:54,640
just don't know itster city people not
understanding, Like, no, I understand

1336
01:26:55,039 --> 01:26:59,199
that it's bad. It's always bad. If the hobo you hire to bring

1337
01:26:59,279 --> 01:27:02,640
your cattle in it night starts fucking
your daughter, that's bad a hundred times

1338
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:06,479
out of one hundred. Yeah,
it's just that you like the song because

1339
01:27:06,479 --> 01:27:12,039
it's from the perspective of you,
Hodo, like you are very much identifying

1340
01:27:12,119 --> 01:27:17,239
with the the Yeah, that was
like this sticking point for you. You

1341
01:27:17,359 --> 01:27:21,399
were like, Oh, he invites
him in for a hot shower, feeds

1342
01:27:21,439 --> 01:27:27,680
him, offers him reliable skipping town
on the red raid car. No,

1343
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,640
I mean Jake's doing what I would
do if I had no other option.

1344
01:27:30,039 --> 01:27:33,039
Yeah, I'm doing it because I
want to. Yeah, that's that's the

1345
01:27:33,079 --> 01:27:36,920
odd part. I want to do
it. I enjoy the work. I

1346
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:41,000
get to be on the boat.
I just want to do the email marketing

1347
01:27:41,159 --> 01:27:45,159
anymore. I just don't want to
do anything with a computer like that.

1348
01:27:45,279 --> 01:27:46,640
I have just sit in front of
all day. That's just a nightmare.

1349
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:51,359
Bro, looking at a screen all
day. What are the charges you're trying

1350
01:27:51,359 --> 01:27:56,279
to avoid charges? Yeah, we
are? You skipping town none pending,

1351
01:27:57,000 --> 01:28:00,479
none pending. That's right. Your
open you with George's you were about to

1352
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:03,479
like having a whole new identity.
Yeah, your your farm and oysters and

1353
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:11,479
ze wantonao what what does that mean? That's where uh Andy Dufrayan funks off

1354
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:15,279
to at the end of or like
Mexico. Yeah, rather than you're working

1355
01:28:15,359 --> 01:28:17,640
at a Cinnabon, like saw Goodman
here. Yeah, you're working an oyster

1356
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:21,279
farm. Oh man, if I
was working in a cinnabon, man,

1357
01:28:21,279 --> 01:28:24,560
I could actually be a cinnabon guy. Now I think I bet you could.

1358
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:27,079
Yeah, I can't imagine that we'll
be. I mean you might need

1359
01:28:27,119 --> 01:28:30,800
a second job with what oyster farm
pays. So either way, it's my

1360
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:32,239
main next week, and I'll make
sure to read all the reviews you guys,

1361
01:28:32,279 --> 01:28:36,079
look, because you left some really
funny ones. We just have been.

1362
01:28:36,159 --> 01:28:42,000
We ran a long and obviously last
week ended uh chaotically, So yeah,

1363
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,399
there's some really good reviews we're gonna
read about. Yeah, they're all

1364
01:28:44,439 --> 01:28:48,199
about this. So yeah, thanks
so much for listening for damage just from

1365
01:28:48,279 --> 01:28:50,159
rough Fox Object Goldman, you just
got saw served